💬〡chess-talk

[torn sparrow]

good luck playing a2

[eager sandal]

what about you?

[hollow rapids]

oonga boonga trade everything endgame oonga boonga

[knotty folio]

big son of sorrow (hebrew)

wow i replied to the wrong person thanks idscord

[stoic ibex]

awww you can't name one🥺

[knotty folio]

@fleet dove this was for you ❤️

[fleet dove]

I understand

[knotty folio]

u r getting rage baited by someone named almost 300 elo motherchecker

[eager sandal]

answer the question.

[stoic ibex]

True true im not getting ragebaited but its also not worth interacting with him

[waxen wraith]

which opening haven't i tried yet

[hollow rapids]

getting ragebaited by U500 is the worst thing ever

[stoic ibex]

I am a woman dude

[knotty folio]

@fleet dove if you wanna see smt funny go to lichess studies and search up "simple g6"

(its not simple)

[hollow rapids]

play the catalan like a real man

[shadow obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-wow-oh-my-god-wow-oh-my-god-wow-meme-meme-face-ooh-gif-11487949290091420988

[eager sandal]

you dont feel safe about yourself?

[waxen wraith]

0 chance my opponents are babies

[waxen wraith]

they barely know ruy lopez theory

[hollow rapids]

nevermind i didn't see you were U500 lmao just play sccotch game and you win

[shadow obsidian]

me when i’m Grandmaster Ben Finegold

[crystal shale]

This goes hard

[eager sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/jordan-stop-it-gif-15830202965985496707

[fleet dove]

real simple bro

[knotty folio]

do u like it

[shadow obsidian]

+8.6

[knotty folio]

its like +0.5

[hollow rapids]

do they know pieces can move backwards yet

[waxen wraith]

i'm playing scotch game on stay geeking vro

[fleet dove]

I cannot say this is my style of chess

[torn sparrow]

-0.2

[fleet dove]

but I appreciate the effort

[knotty folio]

u should keep looking at the lines

[waxen wraith]

my most intelligent opps

[agile terrace]

anyone wanna play some blitz

[knotty folio]

theyre pretty funny

[shadow obsidian]

only if u play perfectly

[eager sandal]

that is a you found

[knotty folio]

then just play perfectly

[hollow rapids]

i mis u500 chess bro it was so fun

[stoic ibex]

hell yeah

[shadow obsidian]

i can’t!!! :(

[eager sandal]

i just saw this

[knotty folio]

bonus elo rn

[eager sandal]

nevermind

[knotty folio]

L

[eager sandal]

[torn sparrow]

10sec back and become bullet world champion

[full cobalt]

why would I voluntarily go for this

[thorn cliff]

yeah i'd take the bonus elo if it applies to every time control

[fleet dove]

I'm getting a migraine

[waxen wraith]

chess is analyze 10 moves in 4 variants and still get the next move wrong

[thorn cliff]

yeah i was just thinking i could get to 4000 in bullet with 10+0.1

[shadow obsidian]

taking the top middle one and playing 20 sec rated hyperbullet

[fleet dove]

ask biz bruh

[knotty folio]

which one r u looking at

[knotty folio]

cuz its funny (also ur up a piece)

[fleet dove]

@knotty folio wait what do you want me to call you, biz cirrin or zidanfre

[thorn cliff]

the issue is that no one would be willing to play you in ultra

[torn sparrow]

you would just win every game lol

[eager sandal]

wjy does everyone think that you can get 100 eloand get a skill boost equivalent to going up 100 elo?

[knotty folio]

idgaf call me poop mcfartenstein it doesnt matter

[fleet dove]

ok diddy

[knotty folio]

bruh

[thorn cliff]

the two move (4 ply) calculation is kinda goated though if you think about it, this applies to every time control

[torn sparrow]

you get as much as arkadiy and andrew let you farm

[full cobalt]

the piece is nice ngl but that looks suicidal at best

[eager sandal]

screw you mobile keyboard

[waxen wraith]

ai bro i'm still beginner at chess

[knotty folio]

ok but if you don't lose it would be really funny would it not

[edgy palm]

what elo

[full cobalt]

fair

[eager sandal]

i just realized alya pfp

[eager sandal]

wait is it

[hollow rapids]

blud don't worry about it you can win games by moving all your pawns 1 tile forward

[thorn cliff]

and there is a case for making my opp play the london every game, since i can prep 1 opening to perfection 15+ moves deep

[torn sparrow]

damn i didnt

[knotty folio]

im really good at defending otb because my motivation for bragging about defending is really strong so i end up playing better when im worse

[thorn cliff]

but then chess is just boring if it's a london every black game

[next quartz]

Do you want to play 40+10 with me on lichess anonymous ?

[eager sandal]

nvm it was

[waxen wraith]

finally 1000 when i start learning catalan theory

[full cobalt]

hell no

[thorn cliff]

i'd take the +4 ply calculation since that's a big plus in every single category

[waxen wraith]

my king is my strongest piece rn

[safe blade]

I feel like I ran a sprint, my heart pounding

[edgy palm]

i sacked a queen to win a rook

[fleet dove]

bro conveniently ommitted the fact that black loses this position 4/5 times

[thorn cliff]

+4 ply calculation every single move is insane

[safe blade]

@torn sparrow how are you?

[next quartz]

I'm 834 but people say my strength is 1500 and I play well against good players 😄

[torn sparrow]

i am mid

[eager sandal]

but seriously those folklore chess club woman with 3900 rating and no theorry knowledge slams

[next quartz]

My problem is time

[full cobalt]

[hollow rapids]

there's too much catalan theory, just watch 3 videos on youtube and you are good to go (2 levy videos and the one danya video)

[thorn cliff]

dafuq

[waxen wraith]

500

[safe blade]

btw pre-moved the mate Im so proud of that

[edgy palm]

zamn im 350 sum

[safe blade]

if you need to talk to someone feel free

[knotty folio]

the first game is literally 2500 bs 2200 and you know theyre online games

[waxen wraith]

they're animating sbr

[full cobalt]

2076 rapid

[thorn cliff]

ayo w

[edgy palm]

gta 6 is comin out before dat shi bruh

[knotty folio]

also i wouldn't lose, nah, id win

[full cobalt]

not me

[waxen wraith]

cba to study chess anymore i'm just playing as a hobby

[fleet dove]

wait I forgot about this, you got it

[next quartz]

Wow you're 2076?? Congrats 👏🏽😳😲🎆🎇🎉🥳

[waxen wraith]

they're gonna do it in segments

[eager sandal]

gotta look up what catalan id

[waxen wraith]

probably next year when the first 10 episodes air

[knotty folio]

are we not entertained!!!

[fleet dove]

it's a romance language endemic to the north east region of spain

[eager sandal]

[waxen wraith]

play catalan against me i'l learn from you

[fleet dove]

[waxen wraith]

isn't endemic a disease

[jaunty thunder]

Why do you use this theme why WHY WHYYY

[hollow rapids]

fair enough

[jaunty thunder]

You're scaring me

[full cobalt]

am I supposed to study to reach 2400 I dont really feel like doing that

[hollow rapids]

blud i'm bad myself hahaha

[fleet dove]

it is mainly used to describe diseases yes

[knotty folio]

whats wrong with it

[waxen wraith]

waka

[eager sandal]

because Chess.com

[waxen wraith]

bones moment

[safe blade]

I beat a 1747 With 3 sec on the clock and a premoved mate

[waxen wraith]

u alr watch the video

[fleet dove]

many such occurances

[torn vapor]

hi

[waxen wraith]

and i play e4 theory

[hollow rapids]

catalan is with d4, i don't play e5 tho lol, caro kann for me

[eager sandal]

[rigid citrus]

for you positional game or attack game ?

[torn vapor]

whats wrong with e4

[hexed ocean]

pp

[eager sandal]

too oridnary

[knotty folio]

BRO YOURE SUCH A FRAUD WHY WOULD YOU LOOK AT LICHESS PLAYERS WHEN BLACKS NEVER LOST BEFORE IN MASTER GAMES

[fleet dove]

positional and attacking do not exist on the same axis

[jaunty thunder]

Hello guys, finally a serious question but is there any ( preferably) 2300+ player that can help me setup a chess plan / timetable/ cult ritual ? Just like put me on game a lil but nothing crazy

[full cobalt]

yeah master games

[jaunty thunder]

Because unfortunately I have a life I wanna be more serious with my chess studies

[eager sandal]

bro thinks

[rigid citrus]

what is your favourite style just

[hollow rapids]

gotta be a good positional player to be good at attacking ain't you

[knotty folio]

hey say something

[fleet dove]

I am an intuitive and positional player using aagaard's model

[jaunty thunder]

Hi, I'm 2457 peak and I'm down to help you. DM

[rigid citrus]

ty

[eager sandal]

stop blabbing about theory or position shit because ooga boogs 300 elo me take piece free queen

[small jungle]

I'm more of a mikhail tal player fr

[jaunty thunder]

Tysm bro added 👍🏽

[knotty folio]

hey

[fleet dove]

you are tal I am smyslov

[fleet dove]

HEY

[torn sparrow]

bones give me attention

[knotty folio]

why did you show me lichess database when the masters database is right here

[jaunty thunder]

Don't ping me too much I will message you when I can patzer

[rigid citrus]

mikhail tal in his time its good but now with deep theory he cant be world champion

[eager sandal]

[tepid wigeon]

Ooger

[fleet dove]

because I like to cherry pick my data

[full cobalt]

whats aagards model

[safe blade]

oof 14 blunders in this game from engine

[tepid wigeon]

Ooga is our word

[fleet dove]

That's how I got through my masters

[eager sandal]

ape together stronk

[knotty folio]

ok fair enough

[jaunty thunder]

How old are you uncle

[knotty folio]

[torn sparrow]

tbh these could be random bullet games played in scc ignoring date

[safe blade]

34 best moves

[fleet dove]

based on dvoretsky and lars ben hansen's teachings, there are 4 types of players

which exist at an intersection of 2 axis

that being positional vs dynamic and intuitive vs technical

[eager sandal]

what kind of ww2 is this

[rigid citrus]

7 blunder...

[eager sandal]

its as desperate as that

[hollow rapids]

i'm prolly too low elo for this to apply to me but i'd say i'm positional and technical

[torn sparrow]

kinds goated model but hard to define

[safe blade]

me against a 1747 elo rated

[eager sandal]

[tepid wigeon]

There are two types of players.
One of them is gay.. and the other one is gay.

[hollow rapids]

i hate dynamic positions and i'm not an intuitive player

[fleet dove]

indeed it is meant for higher elo people but I don't think it hurts as a fun exercise for lower rated peopel

[small jungle]

Define high elo

[fleet dove]

usually yea

[eager sandal]

how does person make 7 blunder while being 1700

[torn sparrow]

when you are weak enough you dont have a personality

[tepid wigeon]

High ish

[knotty folio]

bro thinks they couldve been played in speed chess after seeing the name tiger hillarp persson

[eager sandal]

800

[hollow rapids]

i have a personality

[fleet dove]

idk if they every give a specific threshold but I'd assume close to master and up

[violet hull]

Hey guys I reached 500 elo nd it's getting difficult for me to increase it . Can anyone tell me how can I improve it

[eager sandal]

im not even joking bro

past 10 games im sgufk in 300 and 290

[sand carbon]

Mitten bot(their gameplay)

[eager sandal]

😭

[fleet dove]

23

[small jungle]

I'm basically an ACM so it applies to me fr

[torn sparrow]

i dont think anyone below 2000 fide level has one tbh

[fleet dove]

surely

[tepid wigeon]

I am trying hard not to be the guy that says «win more games»
Ah damnit

[shadow obsidian]

“ACM” 🥀💔

[sand carbon]

how was the dinosaurs?

[small jungle]

Prestigious title vro

[shadow obsidian]

same vro

[fleet dove]

idk how was your mother's womb

[eager sandal]

unrated?

[sand carbon]

good.

[torn sparrow]

negative personality

[violet hull]

Like how, I tried but lost again nd again

[fleet dove]

2k fide is probably a good threshold

[eager sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/tuff-gguh-ai-baby-sona-meme-gif-15767759709245242383

[ionic ledge]

I have 2349 games

[torn sparrow]

yeah if they have like 2200 fide positional umderstanding even though their tactics somewhat suck

[fleet dove]

this feels targeted

[ionic ledge]

250 this week alone

[eager sandal]

brih how do you even grasp idea of positional chess

calculation?? really?

[safe blade]

What if IM the avatar and Im all 4

[torn sparrow]

read many chess books

[safe blade]

https://tenor.com/view/avatar-the-last-airbender-aang-airbending-goofy-funny-gif-15381037162719295468

[unique kraken]

Guys I finally broke 550 barrier!!

[eager sandal]

i mean

[fleet dove]

the ideal player exists at the center

[fleet dove]

read annotations of master games

[eager sandal]

idk about what is considered posiitonal

[torn sparrow]

and watch danya speedruns tbh

[eager sandal]

bro stop

[safe blade]

what if you pull a gun out and the opponent resigns? what kind of player are you? dynamic?

[full cobalt]

I gotta look into that

[eager sandal]

like pawn structures and stuff but i dont.knke how do you play positional

[fleet dove]

then you're only as strong as the next bullet that meets your skull

[safe blade]

what if you cheat?

[eager sandal]

OMG SO TUFF BONE

[safe blade]

what if there is no brain and the bullet goes through? did you win?

[fleet dove]

in hansen's book he actually spends a chapter on each of the 4 types and shows which world champions fell into what category and goes over their games

very instructive stuff

[full cobalt]

howd you figure out which one you are

[hollow rapids]

karpov positional and intuitive trust

[eager sandal]

btw do you all hate youtube comments cancelling every single comment thats harmless and ordinary by "CoRnY" "Ts NoT tUfF"
they actually deserve to be burnt alive screw them all

[fleet dove]

correct

[safe blade]

get to high elo and understand which positions you naturally go for

[hollow rapids]

fabi positonal and technical trust

[fleet dove]

I analyzed a bunch of my games to identify what were my strengths and weaknesses

[fleet dove]

fabi is one of the most universal players

[full cobalt]

damn

[fleet dove]

but I would say he lies more towards dynamic and technical

[full cobalt]

I seem to go for simple positions

[eager sandal]

BECAUSE IT IS IN EVERY SINGLE COMMENT THAT CONSISTS OF "THIS SI FUNY THAT HAS FEW EMOJIS AND THEN THEY JUST COME OUT DSAYING SHIT

[unique kraken]

Any tips to beat janjat bot? She 700 but I can win against jimmy easily

[safe blade]

youre 2200 which openings do you play? which positions do you prefer? closed open? do you like puzzles? do you study chess a lot? like do you like theory?

[fleet dove]

most likely positional on that axis

[mortal bronze]

me too. the amount of times i have traded pieces in a better position just to simplify and ended up equalising is a lot

[safe blade]

@full cobaltas 2200 you already know the answer

[full cobalt]

same ngl

[eager sandal]

i mean man you get it right
when scrolling through stuff that you find it funny and those letter icon people with soul commenting normally

[full cobalt]

convertion is definitely an issue

[eager sandal]

they doesnt deserve this

[safe blade]

@mortal bronze thats a bad habit

[mortal bronze]

i am aware

[unique kraken]

No way is 2200 even possible for a sane person

[mortal bronze]

truee

[frosty peak]

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Rapid: 1518 (peak)
Blitz: 2064 (2111 peak)

[full cobalt]

could be due to not understanding activity well enough

[fleet dove]

don't trade pieces unless it's beneficial to your position

[mortal bronze]

but i want to simplify 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

[full cobalt]

I'll win the endgame trust

[safe blade]

@fleet dove I love open positions, with a ton of calculations and ideas, puzzles.... hate closed positions

[mortal bronze]

my brain doesn't work in complicated positions

[eager sandal]

just calculate all kf you are 1000x better than me at anything in chess

thanks

[rugged onyx]

And then you find yourself in a drawn position and you regret the stupid trade lmao

[full cobalt]

I am definitely not sane

[unique kraken]

What's your rating

[fleet dove]

you can check my rating on my profile

[eager sandal]

cap

[safe blade]

@fleet dove what do you think am I? Dynamic ?

[full cobalt]

I dont like theory

[unique kraken]

Bro anybody can get the roles ...2400 are u serious?

[fleet dove]

well you're not good enough to really have a style no offense

but if that's what you like then dynamic and technical

[quartz grove]

Define beneficial to your position

[safe blade]

I know

[safe blade]

its the truth

[eager sandal]

mate in 36

[limpid viper]

2/10 ragebait

[fleet dove]

if there's a tangible amelioration to your position

[safe blade]

I cant get over 1600 Im stuck on the border :"(

Im 1570-1610 for months

[eager sandal]

why is centee important tho

[quartz grove]

Now your just using bigger

[unique kraken]

Same bro but the limits is 600+

[safe blade]

@fleet dove can we pls review a couple games together?

[quartz grove]

[eager sandal]

bruh yo ah pieces can just not be attacked by stuff on center

[unique kraken]

Take my in please as well...i really need help

[fleet dove]

sure

[safe blade]

np Il add you

[safe blade]

I can coach you if you want

[safe blade]

ty! Il dm

[eager sandal]

bruh i hate when engines saying bullsh like "you missed a chance to tactically win a pawn" with followup being 8 move

[lofty estuary]

Can someone tell me when i will reach 2000?

[eager sandal]

no

never

[lofty estuary]

[eager sandal]

rot in 1850

[quartz grove]

Tomorrow

[lofty estuary]

Yo chill

[unique kraken]

@eager sandal bro but u sayin u stuck as well..how can u help me?

[eager sandal]

what why me

[lofty estuary]

You’re just about 1400 elo away from me to talk trash

[eager sandal]

im advancing to be 1000 elo ahead of you in maybe 3 lifes away or something

[unique kraken]

@safe blade sry wrong tag

[safe blade]

I thought you wanted the help

[eager sandal]

ok

[lofty estuary]

Cap

[craggy needle]

???

why yall beefing

[eager sandal]

no beef

[lofty estuary]

1000 elo ahead of me is Gothamchess

[quartz grove]

4*

[eager sandal]

bro it 2850

are your is even mathable

[lofty estuary]

GM MotherChecker

[unique kraken]

Yes but how can u be coach if u urself are at doubt

[eager sandal]

😡

wel my life goal is 2400

😭

[lofty estuary]

Reach 1000 then we can talk about 1100

[limpid viper]

@fleet dove help him out

[quartz grove]

Hmm

[lofty estuary]

2000 is not free

[quartz grove]

Dw I believe you

[eager sandal]

who said it free 😭

[fleet dove]

my brother in christ you are not my secretary

[lofty estuary]

Play caro kann ezz win

[limpid viper]

i got to 2000 a week after i started listening to bones guys he's here to help

[mortal bronze]

it free

[lofty estuary]

Kel please stay out of this kel

[eager sandal]

i make no mistake or blunder and it free but world force me to blunder

[mortal bronze]

i dropped 400 elo after he gave me advice

[eager sandal]

💔

[mortal bronze]

you need to get good

[limpid viper]

thanks for helping me reach my life goals in chess i just wanted to repay such a great coach

[tepid wigeon]

I am 7-800 and in my opinion anyone can get 2000

[eager sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/hornet-gitgud-silksong-hollowknight-gif-11555526335271834339

[tepid wigeon]

I dont think im gonna be able to prove it

[lofty estuary]

Excuse me

[proven nacelle]

Chesscom being generous with a brilliant

[fleet dove]

I appreciate it. Actually if you could find another student who I could spectate their games to give my thoughts about their play, for improvement of course, that would be greatly appreciated.

[next pasture]

Yeah maybe after 1 to 2 years of dedication and studying

[mortal bronze]

hi

[unique kraken]

Bro u the only person as low as me...i feel so emotionally connected🥹

[lofty estuary]

No no 1000 is free you don’t need much

[eager sandal]

imwhat if i spend 10 years of deidication

[next pasture]

Classic if he takes queen and mate

[proven nacelle]

Yeah fr

[lunar isle]

how did my opponent fall for that

[lofty estuary]

GM motherchecker

[tepid wigeon]

I would know, having enough of that to confidently say that I am able to play chess

[eager sandal]

well i guess it woukd actually be like that only.if i commited hard enough

[proven nacelle]

[tepid wigeon]

I dont just move pieces, unless I am

Sometimes I do

[eager sandal]

[lofty estuary]

You can

[eager sandal]

[quartz grove]

[lofty estuary]

[eager sandal]

please

[unique kraken]

Dang is such comment allowed here? Like racist one

[safe blade]

the problems or level is a bit different at 1600 and 600

[eager sandal]

what

[lofty estuary]

[eager sandal]

face

[lofty estuary]

[mighty pelican]

Hi guys

[tepid wigeon]

Close to 4000 days older and hopefully a decent amount wiser and with silver ted danson hair and a beard

[lofty estuary]

[eager sandal]

you actually tryna call me 1 year old

[tepid wigeon]

No im saying 10 years will pass

In 10 years

[quartz grove]

[eager sandal]

ok

[next pasture]

For every minute in Africa 60 seconds passes

[eager sandal]

hikaru suffering

[tepid wigeon]

Yeah but have you heard of african time?

[unique kraken]

Let's play a game tomorrow and then we can discuss.

[tepid wigeon]

It fixes that problem inside agrica

Africa

[mighty pelican]

What is your elo?

[next pasture]

No but I can tell you that Australians are ahead of us in time

They are in the future

[tepid wigeon]

African time is not like the other time

Its a cultural thing

[next pasture]

Doesn't North Korea has a different time as well

[eager sandal]

monke glaze his home

[mighty pelican]

The time there passes 10 times slower

[summer chasm]

I Beat New Year's Magnus!
https://www.chess.com/game/computer/520486093

[frosty peak]

playhanafuda (1819) vs. magnus-2026-BOT (2882)

Move List

1. Nf3 Nf6 2. d3 d5 3. g3 c5 4. Bg2 Nc6 5. O-O e5 6. e4 d4 7. Nbd2 Bd6 8. Nc4 Bc7 9. Ne1 b5 10. Nd2 a6 11. h3 O-O 12. f4 h6 13. f5 Bb6 14. g4 Bb7 15. h4 g6 16. g5 Nh5 17. f6 hxg5 18. hxg5 c4 19. Ndf3 Ba5 20. Rf2 Qc7 21. Nh4 Nf4 22. Qg4 Bxe1 23. Bxf4 Bxf2+ 24. Kxf2 Bc8 25. Nf5 Bxf5 26. Qh4 Qd6 27. Qh6 Qxf6 28. gxf6 exf4 29. [Qg7#] 

[summer chasm]

The anti-computer cheese has curdled

[tribal sage]

hallo
does anyone want a game? :)
can be chess or smth else

[tribal sage]

bro who is saying 11 in chat

[eager sandal]

everyone

[tribal sage]

is 22-121 so hard

[eager sandal]

someone said -99

[unique kraken]

99, i feel so proud

[tribal sage]

-99 is right

[summer chasm]

It’s -99

[eager sandal]

wait

[tribal sage]

yeah -99 is right @summer chasm hello fellow not-dumb

[eager sandal]

oh

[mortal bronze]

what if i can't count?

[unique kraken]

Oh yeah, guess I am not a genius sadly

[tribal sage]

we make exception for kel

[summer chasm]

Typical Rei pfp lololol

[mortal bronze]

yay

[mortal bronze]

whaat

[summer chasm]

Try doing some sudoku puzzles some time

[eager sandal]

lcl yo ah

[next pasture]

Only fools don't count with their fingers

[tribal sage]

so I'm not a fool. good

[next pasture]

I have to remove my shoes and socks to use my toes to count when I ran out fingers

[tribal sage]

do you use toes to spell too

it looks like it

[mortal bronze]

i am slow but it's fun

[next pasture]

how does one do that?

[eager sandal]

wiggly toe

[next pasture]

I can use my toes to grab stuff on the ground so I don't hurt my poor spine and scoliosis

[tribal sage]

mods dw we are actually talking about chess in a secret language that looks off-topic

[eager sandal]

[unique kraken]

And then I move to my neighbours fingers when out of mine.. It runs handy

[next pasture]

Toe party

This is the chess talk we all love

[eager sandal]

mods actually doesnt exist here

nevrr saw one

[next pasture]

They do actually if you said something bad doesn't matter even after 10 years they will sentence you

[tribal sage]

I have

[eager sandal]

[tribal sage]

https://link.chess.com/play/eomcWf
this is 10+0 unrated, anyone can join gng

[eager sandal]

who you

go away

[tribal sage]

me truth

[eager sandal]

i dare

[tribal sage]

you mean

you're called dare?

nice to meet you dare

[eager sandal]

i dare you to go away

no it is not that way

[tribal sage]

stop rhyming

[next pasture]

I dare you to make anti matter

so we can be rich

[eager sandal]

i was not trying to

[tribal sage]

who's "we"

[neon flint]

How the frick are ppl still falling for the fried liver at 900 elo dawg 😭

[eager sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/nuclear-catastrophic-disastrous-melt-down-gif-13918708

[next pasture]

I gave you the idea I want my cut

[tribal sage]

oh fair enough

[next pasture]

Nah he's gonna do it in his garage which is totally safe

[eager sandal]

most of the time you csn.simply calculate how to defend any half baked batshit openjng even if you dont know countermeasure like scholar but why cant they

[eager sandal]

[next pasture]

if I don't know the main line I just develop normally like a big boy

[eager sandal]

principle

stronk

[tepid wigeon]

There is an antisocial pun somewhere here

[next pasture]

ask chattygpt

[hushed sage]

yall can I send a PGN to everyone rate my elo please?

[eager sandal]

actually stop being schizo.

[tepid wigeon]

Thats a whole antisocial joke

[neon flint]

By 900 elo you should have at least a little fried liver trauma like even if its ass play the anti fried liver BUT NOT ONLY DID HE LET ME SAC, HE MOVED HIS KING INTO THE MATING SPACE. HOW ARE U 900 ELO. AND DONT KNOW THIS.

[tepid wigeon]

You are just not having fun with it

[eager sandal]

[tepid wigeon]

How are you

[next pasture]

The one where he takes Nxe5 ?

[eager sandal]

nl one does

[neon flint]

I am unwell

[distant lake]

Are chess servers messing up again I can’t see the last game played on my profile

[tepid wigeon]

Afinite

Some other fitting word

[tribal sage]

type /connect

[eager sandal]

there should be sub named r/verbalgore for thid

[neon flint]

[Site "Chess.com"]
[Date "2026-01-07"]
[White "Carrotalon10"]
[Black "Opponent"]
[Result "1-0"]
[TimeControl "-"]
[Termination "Carrotalon10 won by checkmate"]

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Nf6 4. Ng5 d5 5. exd5 Nxd5 6. Nxf7 Kxf7 7. Qf3+ Kg8
2. Bxd5+ Qxd5 9. Qxd5+ Be6 10. Qxe6# 1-0

This one (PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY STILL PLAYING LIKE THIS AT 900 ELO. HOW DID U GET THIS FAR.)

[tribal sage]

cuz 900s don't know how to move pieces

your opponent is above average

[eager sandal]

profile?

[tall flare]

hello fellow human species

[tribal sage]

wdym profile

[next pasture]

I think 1200 is the top average chess player

After that then it gets busy

[eager sandal]

comand

[tall flare]

bro u call that avarage then what is 500

[neon flint]

900s dont know how to move pieces is crazy bro

[tribal sage]

it's true bro

[eager sandal]

do

[next pasture]

Novice?

[neon flint]

Theyre really not even that bad at that elo dawg

Theyre just stupid

[tribal sage]

500 is goo goo gaa gaa

[tribal sage]

very stupid, true

[fallow temple]

hi

[next pasture]

Eh have to fall for the trap to learn I fell for so many traps

[tall flare]

bro 500s feels like a true battle

[neon flint]

Im 900 elo, can confirm, I am stupid

[fallow temple]

is chesscom down?

[tall flare]

600 is more avarage

[eager sandal]

300 is cakewalk for me smh

[fallow temple]

I just played a game and its not showing

[eager sandal]

gotta go up fast

[fallow temple]

oh now it is

[neon flint]

Same

[fallow temple]

check now mine just shown

[tribal sage]

oh we have self-conscious 900s. I'm scared.

[obsidian comet]

Hello

[tall flare]

hello cheese-fan

[eager sandal]

ts ah ragebaiting

[neon flint]

Tf did I even do to bro

[fallow temple]

I keep getting so frustrated with chesscom, I feel like decorum is getting worse every year e.g. opponent would rather make 900 moves over 45 mins than resign

[obsidian comet]

How u doing?

[neon flint]

Ragebait so ahh

[tribal sage]

nothing you're fine

[plucky kelp]

Hai Tod! :3

[tall flare]

sleepy

[tribal sage]

hiiiii ;3

[neon flint]

Shlawg 😭

[obsidian comet]

Same

[tall flare]

i got no school today and tomorrow duo to snowstorm shit

[obsidian comet]

Must've been the wind

[tall flare]

chat pauzed lol

[dawn summit]

I am 1697 elo

[obsidian comet]

Class already back to u?

[tall flare]

nah

[tribal sage]

@obsidian comet your profile
why you telling me things I already know

[obsidian comet]

Wdym?

[tribal sage]

it says sou ____(can't type the next word, discord banned it)

[inland shore]

Anyone wants to play with me??

[obsidian comet]

I'm idio*,that's what it says

[tribal sage]

yeah everyone knows already mano

[obsidian comet]

Br?

[tribal sage]

nao

can't even type the tilde

[obsidian comet]

não é não,ata

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> mathaic (mathaic)

This is the Chess.com profile of mathaic. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: mathaic (mathaic)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Blitz: 535 (578 peak)

[minor bane]

Hi

[fallow temple]

I need to get to 600

[minor bane]

Do you play rapid chess too

[tribal sage]

sure

[waxen wraith]

@kel in #furry-chat again

[inland shore]

My I'd is (Aditbd)

[inland shore]

Can anyone guide me how can I share my I'd like this...? I am new on discord

[plucky kelp]

Did you mean #2200-or-higher ?

[mortal bronze]

what

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> chessnoob112358132134

This is the Chess.com profile of chessnoob112358132134. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 101 (361 peak)
Blitz: 104 (749 peak)
Bullet: 1920 (peak)

[tribal sage]

type /profile

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Aditya Khatri (aditbd)

This is the Chess.com profile of aditbd. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Aditya Khatri (aditbd)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1419 (1427 peak)
Blitz: 1005 (1039 peak)
Bullet: 1001 (1035 peak)

[inland shore]

Thanks

[waxen wraith]

looking for ways to improve my ball game

2027 will be my year

[waxen wraith]

stop lying mods told me

[waxen wraith]

real

[mortal bronze]

what are these allegations 😔

[hexed ocean]

Legendary king run https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/147719722350/analysis?move=81

[frosty peak]

dennysanj (1461) vs. TTV-TunkyWunkys (1481)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 e6 3. c3 Nf6 4. d3 Nc6 5. Bg5 Be7 6. Be2 Qc7 7. O-O a6 8. Nbd2 b5 9. d4 cxd4 10. cxd4 d6 11. e5 dxe5 12. dxe5 Nxe5 13. Nxe5 Qxe5 14. Nf3 Qxb2 15. Re1 O-O 16. Bd3 g6 17. Ne5 Nd5 18. Bxe7 Nxe7 19. Qg4 Bb7 20. Rab1 Qxa2 21. Re3 Nf5 22. Rh3 Rad8 23. Rd1 b4 24. Rf1 b3 25. Bxf5 exf5 26. Qh4 h5 27. Qg5 b2 28. Nxg6 Rfe8 29. Nh8+ Kf8 30. Qh6+ Ke7 31. Re1+ Be4 32. Qg5+ Kd7 33. Rd1+ Kc8 34. Rc3+ Kb7 35. Re1 b1=R 36. Rcc1 Rxc1 37. Rxc1 Qe2 38. h3 Rd1+ 39. Rxd1 Qxd1+ 40. Kh2 Qd6+ 41. Kh1 Rxh8 

[rugged onyx]

why would you intentionally lower your rating?

[tacit pulsar]

who roled me >500 I am 721 in bullet 🙏

[tribal sage]

500 is right lol you meant <500?

also bullet doesn't count

[glacial ivy]

bombaclat wallahi bro

[covert quail]

Hello

[tacit pulsar]

bruh

[tribal sage]

that's why I'm stuck <500 with you but my bullet 1920

[tacit pulsar]

bro I everytime I try playing anything else the teacher decides I'm the star students and watches me

[tall flare]

guys i accidentally dindt get the free bishop

[tacit pulsar]

: O

[tall flare]

am i cooked?

[tacit pulsar]

depends

Lemme watch stranger things

[crimson thistle]

does anyone wanna play a game of chess

[sinful trench]

rating ?

[safe blade]

THE ROOOOOOOK

[raw yoke]

Anyone else notice the chess.com daily puzzle streak widget doesnt add up with the actual streak? Like im at 1077 and the widget keeps saying 1085

[crimson thistle]

1600

[sinful trench]

same

[crimson thistle]

https://link.chess.com/play/YQY7GQ

[hexed ocean]

I am 1600 too (peak, I tilted, im now 1400)

[next pasture]

Is that for perpetual checks ?

[dim tide]

@cloud arch @errant heath

[next pasture]

Or am I tripping

[safe blade]

Yeah but I missed it

[safe blade]

I didnt know how to get there

Like I knew I could tie but didnt know how

[idle oracle]

what did you take

why not just win normally

[nocturne temple]

Hey, I'm very new to chess and I want to build up skill. Im about 160 ELO. What are some ways to improve? I know about puzzles and general game play. But I want to improve fast.

[safe blade]

I saw the engine and its super complicated I couldnt calculate that in 30 sec@next pasture only saw the sac

[safe blade]

knight

[safe blade]

it was an tie or a loss what would you choose?

[next pasture]

Yeah same also I have had games where I was bad but could draw it , time was low so I blundered

[idle oracle]

if you want to improve fast learn and apply basic principles and do tactics

[idle oracle]

pretty sure you can win that

[idle oracle]

how is it a loss

[sinful trench]

ggs

[crimson thistle]

gg bro

[sinful trench]

i was asleep man

play later

[crimson thistle]

im down

[safe blade]

@sinful trench gn

[sinful trench]

gn

[safe blade]

Im down and Im up

[sinful trench]

does any1 know how to get the tag in ur profile

[crimson thistle]

bet

[idle oracle]

you shouldn’t have blundered your bishop here

[tall flare]

guys i accidentally didnt take a free bishop yet i won lol

[safe blade]

@crimson thistle

[tropic swan]

So who’s tryna play some games for $20 👀👀👀

[crimson thistle]

ball knowledge

[safe blade]

really?

[uneven wolf]

let me bootup stockfish

[crimson thistle]

lets do it

[tropic swan]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[vocal musk]

@crimson thistle @uneven wolf @tropic swan @tall flare please connect your account for trusted role

[tropic swan]

That’s one way to get peoples attention

[vocal musk]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHVsNnZza2tvb2lkOXJyOWJ3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tI0a0QzIRmzDShP23b/giphy.gif

[mighty gorge]

yo

[crimson thistle]

if i do that will it let u know that i cheat

jk ok

[mighty gorge]

alr guys take turns giving me a piece or a pawn and ill make a puzzle on it

[crimson thistle]

chill out damn

[mighty gorge]

peak

[weak warren]

CHESS

HI

[rugged onyx]

a knight on g6

[mighty gorge]

ok

[weak warren]

HELLO

[crimson thistle]

okay i connected it lets go

[obtuse wagon]

I ACCIDENTALLY STALEMATED AGAIN :(

[uneven wolf]

you guys just want to watch my games and laugh at me 😒

[vocal musk]

not really

[crimson thistle]

u cant joke they get mad

[mighty gorge]

white or black

[vocal musk]

people laugh at me all the time

[nimble knot]

@vocal musk brother

[safe blade]

no "coach me"?

[nimble knot]

we arent doing anything wrong

[mighty gorge]

lol

[nimble knot]

find god brother

[crimson thistle]

if I beat a gm does that mean im gm

[vocal musk]

what?

[safe blade]

@vocal musk sup

[crimson thistle]

can we 1v1

[vocal musk]

you were streaming lichess games in a chess.com server. that's already stated against the #〘📝〙rules

[rugged onyx]

white

[nimble knot]

get a grip mate

[mighty gorge]

woww

[vocal musk]

nah i'm busy atm

[nimble knot]

We are 1v1ing

[mighty gorge]

ok

[vocal musk]

doesn't matter it's still lichess...a competitor for chess.com

[safe blade]

https://tenor.com/view/jingol-virtuous-indie-black-white-monochrome-gif-13091813729817290979

[nimble knot]

sure big boy

god wait till we stream chess v battle youll be creaming

[warm harbor]

shouldve put a betting money

[quartz grove]

[warm harbor]

but i didnt make it

[mighty gorge]

see

[crimson thistle]

wait ur not even a mod and you told me to connect my account wtf lol ur lame

[mighty gorge]

so

[marsh pulsar]

Me and my friend were bored in class so I drew a chess board in class on my science notebook and we played a legit match😭

[steep hill]

yo my ratinf is 1800 anyone wannan play me a match of 10 min (some one better pls) my user is 1Rikoiscool

[nimble knot]

okay ill accept it. but next time why not speak instead of being a mall cop

[vocal musk]

i'm fots

[nimble knot]

If you just spoke I would of stopped

[vocal musk]

connect ur acc first please 🙂

[mighty gorge]

i did that at a resturant with pieces of straw paper

[crimson thistle]

yeah lets play

[vocal musk]

why u not read the rules lmao

[copper comet]

I see you are new here

[mighty gorge]

no one doe

[warm harbor]

how do you get fots

[nimble knot]

Why not speak lmao

[steep hill]

how do i do that

[crimson thistle]

even hydro hates this dude

[sterile cape]

hello

[nimble knot]

it works both ways

[copper comet]

Neurolink lives so people can connect their accounts

[vocal musk]

help people in the server answer questions, get them to connect, catch cheaters be friendly etc

[mighty gorge]

fr

[vocal musk]

type /connect

[mighty gorge]

exactly

[winter lion]

Bro is addicted to saying that to unnconnected people

[mighty gorge]

im a friend of the server

[nimble knot]

On god brother wants more people banned than just speaking to them

its embarassing

[vocal musk]

no i don't want you banned

[mighty gorge]

whats with the neurolink hate

[copper comet]

please connect your account so I can clown on your rating pls and ty

[nimble knot]

So instead of kicking and muting just speak to people....

[copper comet]

the real reason people should connect

[warm harbor]

interesting

[crimson thistle]

bros a rent-a-mod

[mighty gorge]

all these nns just throwing shade

[nimble knot]

Like christ all mighty average rent a mod

[vocal musk]

they just mad they ain't me. jk they don't read rules and break them so i help them out

[steep hill]

is ot cpncetd npw

[white verge]

Rating is just a meaningless number

[warm harbor]

hes a minimod

[mighty gorge]

yeah youre chill idk what their abt

[winter lion]

Csnt clown on me,On lichess i have an elo just as yours

[vocal musk]

i'll see u in the OW server 😉

[copper comet]

200 right here

[mighty gorge]

so who cares

[crimson thistle]

ur a gm and im 1600 and id know id beat u

[nimble knot]

I bet mall cop applications sit aroudnthe camp fire talking about job applications @vocal musk

[copper comet]

b r u h lichess is different

[warm harbor]

everyone he minimods

[mighty gorge]

just be normal

[copper comet]

I can clown on you

[white verge]

Yeah man

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Gabriel C...... (middlegame)

This is the Chess.com profile of middlegame. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Gabriel C...... (middlegame)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2296 (2339 peak)
Blitz: 2365 (2409 peak)
Bullet: 2125 (2178 peak)

[winter lion]

After 2000 it exactly evens out perfectly buddy you cant

[vocal musk]

welcome to the server

[copper comet]

thats just not true

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> noxiousbishop666

This is the Chess.com profile of noxiousbishop666. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2119 (2155 peak)
Blitz: 2029 (2106 peak)
Bullet: 1860 (1950 peak)

[mighty gorge]

not even close

[warm harbor]

what most people agree upon is what is normal

[white verge]

Ty

[sterile cape]

[winter lion]

It is true!

[mighty gorge]

what planet you live on

[winter lion]

Hm.. Proof? Elo coo

[copper comet]

he must live on mars

[warm harbor]

so when everyone acts a certain way, even if not correct, it is "normal"

[restive comet]

imagine getting upset for not following the rules

[mighty gorge]

thats fair

[winter lion]

Cop

[mighty gorge]

2394 peak chess.com rapid whats yours bud

[nimble knot]

L rage bait

[warm harbor]

no, after 2000 it starts evening out, but stays till like 23-2400

[crimson thistle]

wanna 1v1 and lose

[warm harbor]

impressive patience

[mighty gorge]

facts tho

[warm harbor]

i cant with all the cheaters

[mighty gorge]

thank you

[restive comet]

nah I don't want to lose 🙏

[copper comet]

I win with a peak of 2409 😉

[mighty gorge]

past 2200 they lesson out

[wooden rapids]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/147720855464/review?move=0
2 brilliants in a row in a 1 min bullet?!?? im surprised i saw it, being a 1100 elo

[steep hill]

ianyone wannan play me a game 1rikoiscool im 1800 (someone better pls)

[frosty peak]

snnicket (1122) vs. chessbrasil2025 (1109)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. f4 d6 3. Nf3 Nf6 4. Nc3 Bg4 5. h3 Bxf3 6. Qxf3 Nc6 7. Bc4 Nd4 8. Qd3 c5 9. fxe5 dxe5 10. Kd1 Be7 11. Qg3 O-O 12. d3 Rb8 13. Be3 b5 14. Bxd4 cxd4 15. Bb3 b4 16. Nd5 Bd6 17. Kc1 Nxd5 18. Kd1 Ne3+ 19. Ke2 Be7 20. h4 g6 21. h5 Kg7 22. h6+ Kf6 23. Raf1+ [Nf5] 24. Rxf5+ gxf5 25. Qg7# 

[winter lion]

I main lichess,With 2258 elo classical,Dont try to flex on me you are judt 100 elo better

[crimson thistle]

plz bro im 1600 and ur a gm lets 1v1

[warm harbor]

??

[mighty gorge]

NAWWWW bro im so sad my peak is 6 points away

[warm harbor]

i face soo many cheaters past 2200

[mighty gorge]

more like 300 bro youre lichess

[restive comet]

I am not a GM 🙏 💯

[mighty gorge]

fr? i play like masters every 4th game

[winter lion]

Simply not true

[mighty gorge]

lets play

[winter lion]

Okay

[sterile cape]

bro theres not that much, i only faced like 1 or 2 maybe

[warm harbor]

Wow, maybe its changed. I stopped palying rapid after i got 2300 bc i cba

[white verge]

After 2200 there are so many cheaters - ruins it a bit

[mighty gorge]

im doing a road to 2400 rn on my yt ill get there

[warm harbor]

maybe its changed but from what i remember it was horrible

[mighty gorge]

huh

[steep hill]

ianyone wannan play me a game 1rikoiscool im 1800 (someone better pls)

[winter lion]

But on chess.com my dad plays there mainly and ruins the elo

[copper comet]

Nice, reminds me I should start streaming again.

[crimson thistle]

what are u at rn

[warm harbor]

Ive considered going for like 2450 rapid just to flex ranking but its too painful

[winter lion]

So dont clown on that

[restive comet]

bro ur acc is made today with no games 😭

[mighty gorge]

i got so much more in the 2200 i rarely get rating back now

[warm harbor]

whats the account name

[winter lion]

Okay send challenge to

[final moth]

guys playing against yourself for several hours helps u improve or its just a waste of time?

[mighty gorge]

2341

[winter lion]

AndreiChess1717

[warm harbor]

chesscom doesnt always give rating back

[crimson thistle]

i had to make a new account i play lichess a

[short aspen]

Play against others

[mighty gorge]

yt fun i have 136 subs started prettt recently

[small jungle]

I played the most cheaters near 2000

[crimson thistle]

lets 1v1

[nimble knot]

@vocal musk imagine being a chess snitch

[mighty gorge]

true but like i havent seen many crazy cheaters

[nimble knot]

crazy work, you should get some friends

[copper comet]

nice I'm sitting at 160 or so followers on twitch

[nimble knot]

No wonder youre 800 rated...

[mighty gorge]

im only playing rapid when recording for the series and i cant rn

[white verge]

Same

[restive comet]

let's play on lichess then

[mighty gorge]

w bro

[crimson thistle]

okay bro

[mighty gorge]

yeahh whats your rating

[copper comet]

It would be if I streamed XD

[mighty gorge]

maybe you could be in an ep

[crimson thistle]

sure do u like lichess better or sum

[warm harbor]

<@&745328830649991179> is this not a clear violation of chess.com tos?

[mighty gorge]

hahaha fr tho

[crimson thistle]

im at 1700 now

[restive comet]

they have better servers

[mighty gorge]

💀 oop

[crimson thistle]

broo u cant say that in chess.com serverrr

[copper comet]

oh yeah but my dad owns chess.com

[warm harbor]

chess.com server doesnt force you to only glaze chesscom

[uneven wolf]

okay I connected it

[mighty gorge]

ahhh yeah hmmm too low for the series but maybe if you sent me a brilliant game you had i could analyze it in a short

[restive comet]

what they gon' do?

[crimson thistle]

ok bro

[warm harbor]

in some ways, yes. In other ways, no

[mighty gorge]

yep lol

[crimson thistle]

tickle ur feet

[keen grotto]

That is clear and very obvious cheating. Close the account immediately.
Make sure that nobody else can access your chess.com accounts.

[winter lion]

Wait it is? Sorry not doing anymore i didint know

[warm harbor]

delete message and mute

[restive comet]

[mighty gorge]

oop

[winter lion]

I didint know im sorry

[warm harbor]

he sent the name of the account btw

[mighty gorge]

doofus honestly idt he knew

[winter lion]

SORRY MAN

[warm harbor]

Probably not

[mighty gorge]

like hes not doing it to cheat he could get a break this once

[winter lion]

I DIDINT KNOW IM NOT DOING IT ANYMORE I SWEAR

[restive comet]

son

[mighty gorge]

its ok bro just dont do it again

[winter lion]

Ok sorry

Im sorry yall i didint know

[mighty gorge]

read the chess.com rules just to know everything

[warm harbor]

i lowk pulled a neurolink there

[copper comet]

how to gain rating back

[mighty gorge]

we tag teamed that

[copper comet]

Most people stop rematching

[winter lion]

Dont close my account please its my dad who loves playing those im so sorry

[copper comet]

I respect this guy

[winter lion]

Yes

[mighty gorge]

fr

[warm harbor]

but i only really minimod when its breaking actual chesscom tos rather than server tos

[crimson thistle]

1v1 me ur garbo

[mighty gorge]

alright guys give me a pawn and a coordinate

[crimson thistle]

e5

[mighty gorge]

what coloir

[copper comet]

I will when your rating is within 400 points of mine

[crimson thistle]

ur scared to lose or what

[winter lion]

I didint read the rules

[copper comet]

No just not worth my time

[winter lion]

Sorry nobody ever told me i tought it wasnt so strict

[crimson thistle]

ur on discord bro ur time is worth nothing

[copper comet]

being on discord is more worth then playing you

[rugged onyx]

I mean, without reading the rules, can't you figure it out by yourself?

[mighty gorge]

rules are rules doesnt matter who you are but its ok just dont do it again

[crimson thistle]

https://link.chess.com/play/GDY88e

accept it

[winter lion]

No i didint think chess.com had rules this serious

[mighty gorge]

its the biggest chess website

[rugged onyx]

bs

[copper comet]

Someone who has time to waste can accept that

[mighty gorge]

the best chess website ofc it has rules

[crimson thistle]

lol u would be scared bahaha

[warm harbor]

he meant this strict rules

[winter lion]

Yeah but on other game websites i do the same and i didint know this one also had this rule

[copper comet]

you're right I would be if your rating was higher

[winter lion]

Just now that i know im not doing it anymore

[warm harbor]

I get it, but this one is pretty self explanatory. I know like 0 online multiplayer games with any form of ranking system that authorize account sharing

[mighty gorge]

rules are rules like

[crimson thistle]

sure bud you know youd lose if we played just scared to get ur ego hurt

[mighty gorge]

fr

[warm harbor]

Similar to how you cant go play an over the board tournament for someone else

[mighty gorge]

😂 fr

[copper comet]

😘

[mortal bronze]

a hypothetical question. what if an account of mine from 2012 that i abandoned years ago and was on my mom's account is now being used by my grandpa (mom's father) because my mom gave that old gmail to my grandpa? is it still against the rules?

[winter lion]

Alot of them do have the rule,Sorry i just didint think the implemented rules this strict

[mighty gorge]

imagine magnus shows up for you

[mighty gorge]

asking for a friend

[copper comet]

what

[mortal bronze]

keep in mind that this question is completely hypothetical

[warm harbor]

its ok, just dont do it in the future and you should be fine. Have 2 separate accounts for you and a friend

[winter lion]

Yeah yes but hes raporting me now

[balmy python]

well i got good positions in both my games at chess club the hung material and lost

Such is life

[warm harbor]

who is

[winter lion]

And now my dad wont jave a account to play

[copper comet]

thats a very oddly specific hypothetical

[warm harbor]

he can make a new one

[winter lion]

The blue named fuy

[winter lion]

Dude cmon its too much time

[mighty gorge]

jus make a neew acct

[winter lion]

And i think they will also ip ban me

[warm harbor]

genuinely takes 10 seconds

[warm harbor]

They might, which is why he told you to CLOSE THE ACCOUNT. That way, you wont be banned, and can make a new one

[winter lion]

How do i do it idk how

I forgot my password

[warm harbor]

(To be clear, chess.com doesnt even require you put in a valid email, or at least it used to be that way)

[rugged onyx]

1 min max if you create a mail, 10 seconds if you don't bother with creating one lmao

[mighty gorge]

it takes like 2 minutes

[warm harbor]

How do you log in

[mighty gorge]

yeahh

[winter lion]

Idk

[mighty gorge]

bruh waht

[winter lion]

GUYS LETS JUST ALL IGNORE THIS AND LET IT SLIDE AS IM MEVER GONNA USE OT AGAIN

[mighty gorge]

lol

[winter lion]

PLEASE GUYS ITS JSUT A OME TIME MISTAKE

[warm harbor]

Go email support asking them to close your accout, saying you didnt know the rules, and asking you to make a new one for you and your dad

[winter lion]

They dont respond!!

[mighty gorge]

chillll

[warm harbor]

dude, given that you didnt cheat with an engine, I am wayyy too lazy to actually report you

[feral crystal]

How do I improve my positional play apart from getting a coach?

[mighty gorge]

they will

[warm harbor]

They do, i have talked to them many times

[mighty gorge]

im self taught its possible

[warm harbor]

youtube, books, other learning materials

[winter lion]

The blue guy is raporting me rn for sure i need to close it or im done

[rugged onyx]

He's acting as if his bank account is going to get closed

[winter lion]

My dad will scold me

[mighty gorge]

same

[rugged onyx]

oh no! anyways

[warm harbor]

Isnt it your account he is using?

[mighty gorge]

so the blue guy is a mod and his name is doofus and idk if he is

[rugged onyx]

just create another account it's not that deep

[mighty gorge]

fr'

[winter lion]

Im making another account and im never using that one

[winter lion]

Yeah

[mighty gorge]

yep

[warm harbor]

Dude, just close the account and make a new one for yourself and your dad

[winter lion]

I cant make 3 accounts,Banned for alting

[winter lion]

i dont know how!!

[mighty gorge]

why is this such a problem just like

[rugged onyx]

you're doing the typical 14yo bs like " oh support doesn't answer " " oh I don't have the password " " oh I don't have the mail " like you're connecting to that shit everyday yet you don't have anything, brother just create a new account

[warm harbor]

I know for a fact chess.com doesnt ban closed accounts, because my friend loves making a bs account, cheating, then closing it

[mighty gorge]

fr

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> xinterxx

This is the Chess.com profile of xinterxx. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2138 (2145 peak)
Blitz: 1768
Bullet: 2051 (2103 peak)

[winter lion]

Im 13

[mighty gorge]

you can do anything you set your mind to just do it

[winter lion]

I cant make another account 3 accounts are alting

[jaunty thunder]

How to hide rating role

[warm harbor]

bro really said he is 13 instead of 14 as if that made ANY difference

[rugged onyx]

Why do you have 3 accounts in the first place ????

[vocal musk]

ask in #1039943660839641139 i forgot

[rugged onyx]

ong lmao

[winter lion]

I dont

[warm harbor]

Why, so you can lie about it?

[mighty gorge]

lol

can we move on

this is killing me

[warm harbor]

oh nvm i read your name

[winter lion]

Look he prob just raported me and now im probably too late

[small jungle]

Massive difference vro

[warm harbor]

NOT IF YOU CLOSE THE ACCOUNT

[winter lion]

HOW

[mighty gorge]

agh

[thick stump]

Do /privacy ❤️

[mighty gorge]

email. support.

[winter lion]

AND WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE IF I ALREADY GOT RAPORTED

[mighty gorge]

how do we know you have my guy

chill out

[warm harbor]

Go to Settings -> Account -> Scroll down to close account -> Click the button

[mighty gorge]

w vortex

[winter lion]

Asks for password

[warm harbor]

I explained this to you 100 times

[mighty gorge]

lol

[warm harbor]

Do you not use a password manager?

[winter lion]

it wuite literally says no passwords

[warm harbor]

Ask your dad, I am sure he knows it

[winter lion]

He dosent know anything about this

[shadow obsidian]

i’m gonna do my best to hit 1500 rapid by february

[jaunty thunder]

You're so lost broski

[shadow obsidian]

my next goal will be learning a new opening and playing blitz

[winter lion]

Look i just did a small mistake SORRY DAMN IT JUST LET IT GO

[jaunty thunder]

I've got nothing to hide

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> chessicarabbitplayschess

This is the Chess.com profile of chessicarabbitplayschess. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1418 (1587 peak)
Blitz: 1586 (1604 peak)
Bullet: 1798 (1891 peak)

[warm harbor]

No, you are. I wrote below I didnt look at your name originally, my bad

[thick stump]

Do /privacy and choose no roles