#💬〡chess-talk
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im not mexican.
Dumbass
So what he didn't cause trouble in here
do you enjoy defending racists? you seem like you hold yourself to a high moral standard
i meant assumptions
exactly
Read the first #〘📝〙rules
oh. yeah... he ragebaits a bunch
you wanna find me on this server and racially attack me in my dms? damn right im gonna get you in trouble for it
Oh my God I was just watching my old games in 2023, then I realised how I used to play.
Suddenly I am 1500. From 1450 to 1500!
.
Increase your mental fortitude
Dm isn't in there...
idk if ur cooked or not but mohit's here
hey mohit can you get this scum
out for me
ipad chess?
Did you actually read it?
Yes it is
well i didnt say anything in the server <@&745328830649991179>
If it's if multiple people so
Just applying the #〘📝〙rules
happy new year
Ig he isn't really breaking them
apply some glue to your fingers so you stop defending the bottom of the barrel
its in the dms and thats personal space
so you feel the need to personally message people racially attacking them?
This is some shit you'd hear from a pedophilile bro
he may not be breaking chess discord rules, but HE IS BREAKING DISCORD RULES GET THIS MUTHA FRICKA OUT OF HERE!
What rule no is it?
yes its in thd dms after i got timed out here for no reason as he was ragebaiting btw
1
THE FIRST DAY OF 2026 AND THERE'S DRAMA ALREADY?
At the very top
Who cares
Doesn't give you a right to be racist and shit
hardly for no reason, you were being rude and inappropriate
got banned here for absolute. No reason and he was purely ragebaitinf btw
...If sent to multiple server members... looks like its 1
Yeah I said that
It's still against tos anyways
I already spoke to mightymarkus and I recieved no timeout for previous events.
not in the server
I am respectful here and dont talk bad here
Yeah just report bro
potatooo
So he can't get banned here. Its 1 member!
I disagree
happy new year potato
To Discord and be petty
Hi kel happy new year!
24 hours timeout btw
hiii
look, I dont get why you guys need to argue about this, you can report them to discord ;-; and they will probably be banned or suspended
so.. what's gonna happen? ban, mute or what?
how are you
🍿🥤 anyone?
Im doing great wbu
so you feel protected in my dms?
typical 400 elo chat
Probably nothing because there isn't a mod here
im oki
Happy new year everyone
umm sure but he made bad statements too doesnt mean only he can sah bad things and i wont reply?
Plus it's really whatever
My first message of 2026 in here

It's just some dumbass on the interwebs
@bitter niche just block him in dms its not that deep
im only 1000-1100 points below you and im growing fast, better be ready
no i am free to dm you until you block me
I never racially attacked you in this server nor said anything deserving of a timeout, as indicated by MightyMarkus
when are you getting 2800

happy new year! I hope ur year will have a great start!
You too!
To be fair youre a good ragebaiter
Well there is some bias involved as im new to this server and i talk about chess here
When I decide to push
Report the messages to discord
You're a bigger issue than him tbh defending this behavior
🙂
when
Im applying the rules bro. Go read
This year probably lmao
Yeah I read
Its only a ban if he does it to multiple members not 1
well see now you are attacking others
back off
U broke rule 1 btw
nice
Can yall read.
Can you?
Shut up pinky
He didnt just break one rule, he broke discord tos, @bitter niche report him to discord
Tbh if done to multiple members is a stupid caveat
<@&745328830649991179> racism
never sent something in the server
I sent it to his dms
Contrast to thi
He actually sent the dms which was breaking rule 1
"This includes dms if done to multiple server members" which part of the sentence do you not understandn
terraria mob is lowkey annoying
When did he start the dms
Are you speedrunning a mute?
well arent u a lil racist now in the server <@&745328830649991179>
UR THE ONE
any1 1000 elo want to play lots of games dm me
💀 pink role is racist now
Whatever I tap 4 and play shoeldred
tbh, you cannot be pink, so that doesnt classify as racism
? I dont think ur getting the context
I sent a happy new year and he sent the dms
it does
mfs called pink role racism 😢😢
Vro why are you defending him. Also if they implied multiple then obv a person is included too
i am pink
plus I see that role as teal
who decided that?
^ this is what hes defending btw
@pastel tangle its in your best interest to just stop talking here until the green role guy stops talking
it's worse than actual racism imo
type shi 💔
i don't see anything wrong
because he said many diabolical things to me before
So i sent that in return
I am applying the rules. Thats it..mods should amend the rules because they can't false ban
Pink is not an obtainable skin color as skin colors are orange hue
Proof exactly?
i am teal too
Did I ever attack you? Lol
Can mods step in here
Being racist for server related things is NOT a false ban
the meaning of racism, the meaning is going against a race because of skin colour or region, however, you cannot obtain the colour pink as a human being as its usually for humans
technically ur sending dergoatory terms in here
mods don't moderate dms
Bro can't read.
your finding senseless loopholes
who decided that?
i am literally pink
The thing is...it needs to be multiple people. And its 1 here. And somehow they dont get it
clear ragebait, the meaning of racism decided that
well didnt send it in the servers
I never talk bad here
@pastel tangle Why do you think I'm a "stinky mexican who deserves to be beaten and sexually abused by my uncle"
But like they were dmed through the server so the mods do have some say innit?
there is no way you are pink in real life
Yeah he found me through the server
well never talked about it here gng
Dm?
You wanna beg for forgiveness in my dms?
@pastel tangle please go afk for now. Till this dies down
no give u the reason
your still going against discord tos, would not reccommend
i suck at this position, what should i focus on here
they don't
umm thanks
i am
Just report the messages to discord and leave it be
development? lol
but i’m scared
You need to become more mentally strong
I dont want proof because either your actually really injured or your just blatantly lying and your gonna use that against me to make me look weird
@pastel tangle Are you proud that you're a racist?
Then why is it that you can get banned if you send links to dms by using this server?
Letting people get under your skin 🥀
@bitter niche just ping mods and report to discord. Stop flooding the chat and making it everyone's problem.
nothing's there you just need to know how to defend
because mods are stupid
Be7 Bd7
never said anything like that now
Already did both 🤡🤡
and 0-0
Stop talking about it then.
Do you think im a "stinky mexican" @pastel tangle
Hello Patrick Star
Rc8 if possible
@pastel tangle ignore him
this is racist
Kxe8#
you are done for caro
I find that @bitter niche is in the right here, its still in the context of the server technically
thanks 🙂
every time i get in this position i lose that pawn
Stop typing until he's gone please
my brain has no pattern recognition
Well guys. I guess that's it
is this case going to get resolved?
okie
Big 26
no
Potato loves defending racists hes such a good role model for the server
No
U da real new year
only time mods get involved is if you say poopymarkus
For the final time. I am applying the rules.
true. potato is the best
@modss

Youre such a good rule follower! If there were more of you maybe we could have even more racists in the chess.com discord 🥺
okay.
your not applying discord policy
how do we get more potatoes
Thank you for your kind words!
this may be worthy of the collection
we are going to clone you
what? just trying to explain the set up didn't give a move order and also don't understand what you mean
yeah that's what you're supposed to do
The best first move for black is Kxe8#
So what I've heard is that according to the chess.com discord rules is that I can go into @spring lion's dms and call him racist things and not have any consequences for my actions! How lovely
White can't do anything without a king
Go ahead and see if the message goes through.
what position. show
You're so tuff having me blocked and still craving my attention
You were being annoying
You're addicted to my messages
popcorn and drinks anyone? 🍿🥤
As you are rn...
@mortal bronze
join the fight
Gosh the racist defender called me annoying boy am I offended!
i’m very bad at refuting the fried liver
kxe8# ? For blck
Qb6?
I just let them do it because they're funny
ok i don't play e4 e5
@upbeat tide
is that supposed to be a joke
Greetings
and you were being pretty stupid ngl, your applying rules that dont really matter as it still breaks a rule of sorts from discord tos, i dont get why @bitter niche wont just shut the frick up and report him to discord and just sit
Uh yeah I think so
Just have it steamed instead
i should play the sicilian then? 😔
yessss
It’s a pov clip im the one comboing
i'm good
Then he should report and shush. Not continue arguing over spilt milk
You should play KID against everything
hi welcome to the server! hru?
you are not
wassup
not nearly enough practice in the sicilian to start playing it should i start learning a few of the basic ideas
@spring lion Do you think more people should dm me and call me a "stinky mexican"
try it out but kinda complex for begginers
ur right my stomach hurts
yes
I'm doing well thanks for asking
Im applying the rules. Rules should be amended cuz there is clearly a huge flaw there
take care
How do I connect my chess account
welcome to the server
Then just spam unrated blitz until you get it
ha-ha-ha then
@mortal bronze help!
ty.. u 2 if u r going through somethin
yes
i’m gonna get omega wrecked and tilt 150 elo
Thank you!
cxd5 wins the pawn ‼️‼️
happy new year 🙂
Who here is bad at chess and wants to verse me
None of my business
Happy new year!
Yes
Cxd5 ig?
Why not Bishop takes?
I dont understand this puzzle 😕
Just play unrated
undouble the pawns
No I think you made it your business when you defended that behavior earlier
everything looks winning for some reason
Ok time to play chess
lol
no me good. but thanks
nooo
Fr
Yeah makes sense👍
i know 0 sicilian theory
learn
Oh it's Bishop takes.
where to start learning
Bxd5 not cxd5
If pawn takes there's qc2
oof its hard ngl but you can learn through gotham or other yt channels that explore it
cause Qc2
tbh. stick to what you are used to
Nice one
yeah
i lowkey only know the rossolimo
btw did i see 306 minutes there lol
but if you are interested i have a complete classical sicilian repertoire with me
LOL yeah
Now i just lost this game because I see one message that sounds stupid and I counter it
lol i was wondering
I feel like an opening book
i think so
i mean okay that's what happens when you leave it open in the background
on phone
this i mean
Yeh never happened to me tho ig
only if you break one of the rules that dont matter
it happened to me
do u play chess on twitch?
just ping markus and he’ll TO you for bothering him
Is this THE COQUE from NSPCL
thats gonna add a strike
rarely, im focusing on other stuff rn
oh i see i dint knew that
Thanks
YEEEEES HI MERIO. HOW YOU BEEN?
ok ok i followed yay
thx
cxd5
Been good frfr. Reached 2000 rapid and 1900 nlitz. Hbu?????
Just dm me racist messages.. oh wait! No that doesn't get you even a timeout! Oops
Congrats on 2000
sorry i mean bxd5
why should it
@spring lion
I'm still going for 1000
Thanks
Glad to hear that! I been both struggling and thriving haha.
I reached 1400 in all three main time controls recently!
i think
dont continue it
i got timed out for 24 hours so idk what are you saying man
hehe
You'll def reach it
vro
nice 1
this ones easy I used to play Rb8 but I switched to cxb5
also Be7 is good for black and h6 too
black has so many good options Qf3 is just bad for white
Wasnt asking the p*do thanks
That's awesome!!! How's the Nspcl server?
what's that
My body is a machine that turns winning positions into lost games
yeah not the best
Ik racism is a big deal, but like just report them to discord
Imma crash out
i don't play 2...nc6
I feel this💀
cant be acting this stupid in 2026, leave the act in 2025
It's not very active recently when it comes to tournaments, but we do talk about anything, so that's fun :]
I know Qf3 is a big variation along with Be2 and Bd3 but I think Qf3 is clearly inferior to the other two
aren’t u like 2000 shouldnt u know
tilt fr
The overanalysis is strong
i should?
Didnt you direct a minor to p*rnography yesterday? Please dont speak to me
i don't know anything
ye pretty much that’s how it works
Wallahi
💀 what
It's better than a dead server. I'll def join back when I'm worthy
do not redeem it
well arent u now sending dergoratory statements <@&745328830649991179>
true
You have always been more than worthy! We'll welcome you with open arms :]
mods, get this guy
any1 1000 elo want to play lots of rapids dm me
@balmy python
proof
also isnt that ur personal space and he has no right to talk about it here ?
proof went poof
i might be broken
😭😭😭😭
u play valo?
wtf vro
yea
Im immo wbu?
Nah I lack the love for chess that you all have over there. Therfore I must love the game before joining back
shitlo
trippin vruh
What is this user vro💀
Ah I see. Take your time! :]
im plat 2 but i feel like i play like d3
lol wha
this proves otherwise silly
nice man
I will!
logic aint his strongsuit
vro im st the new year party
My opponent hasn't blundered yet :(
helo is a minor too?
do they got henny at the func
no i left it at home
that guy is not a day older than 13
whoa arent u like in a 300 elo gap match almost?
Do you enjoy sending minors to a p*rnography website? Creepy mf
imagine being 13 in 2026
Yuh
vros just making stuff up atp
oof
tbh, he tried to stop him
I will win
<@&745328830649991179>
Because he will blunder
Just like you messaging nsfw things to minors in the moon club was fabricated
🔥
is rosimo a male, idk,
broooooooo u needed to bring it just for u to drink it by urself in the corner and not let anyone have any
it was - also its been proven multiple times that it was
😭
we will never know
Its fine I played it already!
I saw this coming from a while away
what was it
I totally didn't see qc2
and then wait for everyone to get drunk enough to steal the ps5
Bishop takes cuz of qc2
hehe
This you?
yeah
he did the same thing and got me timed out for 24 hours btw
Yes its me 🙂
Nvm I blundered 🔥
@dusk flare Pourquoi tu me bloques ?
bro beefing in the chess discord 💀
Puzzle rating is so easy to lose 😭
Are you proud of being a racist?
based
oh ggs
Nt man
knowing markus he gonna mute u for posting this cause it contains bad words
what is this chat
sigh
no im not racist
a tumor
<@&745328830649991179> 
S tier crashout
Then apologize for being racist
lmao
So you exposing them on a chess server?😭
Ok what is this Mickey Mouse ass bullshi 😭
Thats how they messaged me
?
ahahahha he just ragebaits btw
Are you sorry for saying that to me?
typical 2012 cod lobby moment
@pastel tangle id suggest you leave till he goes away
no
chess talk isn’t chess talk anymore 😔
1v1 me rust
okie fam thanks
never has been
1v1 me codm
So youre proud that you said this to me right?
Welp💀
Glizzies too
no
photoshop
come on pixelchess server real quick. i have some kind words for you
Legendary top 0.01% 🔥
lowkey u getting destroyed
Just dm me
say yes smh
innmy defence he ragebaited me and got me timed out in the chess server
that's not fun
He's a master at that
nah gng its photoshop
How does that lead to racism tho?
"I got timed out so I was racist"
tbh, ragebait doesnt justify racism
Hop on Call of Duty and I can show you
valid crashout
chili on mines please
he started it gng
Also he is not actually mexican
Oh I'm way worse in cod
Ratio 🗣️
Still doesn't remove the racism tho
Oh but my uncle should sexually assult me?
i ragebait people on a chess server and tag mods every three messages ahh
meme wipe hasnt started lil bro
im gonna eat the other 4
dms
@pastel tangle pls go afk!
This you?
Yeah bro you’re just making it worse for yourself rn
bro check the other server 😭
<@&745328830649991179> come handle ts
typical 11 year old behavior
ahh let me just spam on ss and i can get attntion for life
Yay
gimme fots i’m snitching!!!!
@pastel tangle GO AFK FOR YOUR OWN SAKE
Bro they are NOT getting paid for ts
okie
<@&745328830649991179> Since dms are being ignored, please ban the blatantly racist individual
Well now I know what not to do
vro is not getting fots
valid point
im not racist lol?
Daddy <@&745328830649991179> , please save me from this pain of an argument (ik I am a mod slayer but who cares)
i deserve it i fit all the criteria
cant get people banned for dms anyway
actually can
hey don't be so hard on yourself
I swear there’s a screenshot of this guy calling-
Guys guys, stop fighting. There is enough of me to go around 🗣️
its fake photoshop
its photoshop?
Typical day in this server lol
Yes
sniff sniff
is it?
We should be arguing about why your chess sucks and I'm the greatest player of all time
are u offering?
Magnus is just too afraid to face me
Hello mangus
Free ELO. Same to all of my rated opponents
✌️
I’m going to bed
@modss rating manipulation
gn
Vro what🙏
i believe him
Mwah❤
yuhh
😭
i have one cat in my lap and another cat spralled on my leg
i am cat chair central
You claim its photoshop?
awww
Send
showww
the other is grippin ur thigh
i cant send pictures yet >.<
Release him🗣
LOLL HE DELETED THE MESSAGES
dmmm
Oof
Yall still going at it?😭 Again this is a chess server nobody cares sadly
and i cant find my phone
you photoshopped it, didn't you
i think one of them is sitting on it
you shouldn't lie like this
proof?
take photo with pc
324 new empire
i can try and take aphoto with my laptop
yes
i cant send imagea sadly otherwise would have
never connect
@bitter niche send me a video of this racism evidence, that way I know if its photoshop through dms, if I dont get a video within 10 mins, I will think its photoshop
you should be a mod!
videos can be faked too
it takes longer though
Chat its photoshopped
no
longer than 10 mins
it is gng
He admitted to me in dms
no
let me send u smthn
ist not working 😭
i have ss
yes, he has to make sure everything looks good
Yeah its fake
As if he can't use ai for a video😭
grrr
@Grok is it Photoshop 🤔
I can tell ai
no
its sooo cute i need a picture
you can't
ragebait ;-;
Get off X buddy 😂
takeee
lol 😭
I cant even dm you because you blocked me
reminds me of something
@Grok What does he means by this 🤔
NO
cmon, make the video on the dms
🤭
I just try to ragebait on X and it doesn't really work lol. Haven't received a reply
hold on i called oustide assistance
I just said he deleted and editted the messages smart guy
fake
He admitted he sent that to me many times youre not very bright are you
such a lier bruh
It's literally in this chat
🤭
@mortal bronze DONT OPEN MY ACC BTW
lying ?
fake
insulting me because I didnt see a message, not very bright are you
Ur gonna see real autistic stuff
i deleted twitter a long time ago
Maybe look at the screenshot you intelligent human
OH GREAT
well should i dm you what i actauly sent
The one put like 5 messages above you
NOOOO
Idk lowk looks photoshopped
screenshot may be photoshopped you norse
send ss of your tweets
PLS NO
true. i can tell
send
yes
OK LETS STOP AT 1
the one where you admitted to be gay
NO
noooo
On the spectrum doesn't mean that.
now im left with only one cat 😭
🤭
Vro already sent too much in this chat anyway
HOW IS THAT GAY
it does
Its in the server if mods cared they could find it in msg log so erm its over
fake
It means autism...
dms shouldnt be punished on a server 
Reql
senddd
I claim everyone's sins. Just ban me ✌️🥹
you can block dms, it doesnt affect you
it was a dm
sure... 😏
dm
It should be if you were contacted through that server
SEARCH GOOGLE WAA
No the new ss he sent
they should be punished on discord
Facts
why should it? it didnt affect the server and you could just block the person
want me to dm you some cat pictures ?
wait do that after i say some things
yes
google says potato is gay
False
google knows your secrets
you must be gay too
lol whaa
🧢
FALSE ACCUSATIONS
Potato's bf in the crime scene
Do I have a good reptuation in the server
i feel high
gf*
i cant believe i missed that move 😔 😔
💀
get good
bro the fat nizzle 😭
If bf is short for benefactor then yes
Im crine😭😭
last time i checked potatos were straight no?
it's short for bad friend actually
I've been straight my whole life lmao
this potato is a little... special
anyway
Kel thought "on the spectrum" = gay 😂
💀
it does
Bro gonna say special needs
Your potatoes are straight?
💀
oof
😭
Which part of this shows im gay!
lmao whaa
new years
looks gay to me
"on the spectrum"
show recent tweets too please
enjoy your free cat sample ❤️
Yeah autism spectrum!
OH NO THANKS!!!
So you're special and gay?
so rosimo hates me
NAH BRUH
dw i hate everyone
1 is bad enough...
except me 🩵
Battery percentage
rosimo loves me
yea cuz u already hate yourself
oof
39?
smh
tuff comeback
Mhm
mine is 67 ironically
7
This is the most normal thing i said
mine 80
nice
ur cool gng dw
You're using a Samsung huh?
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 463 (516 peak)
Blitz: 188 (424 peak)
Bullet: 118 (424 peak)
Yeah 💀
Least asocial chess player
I need a few more elo games
S or A Series?
Holy downgrade 😭
every phone is good ngl
Until its a iphone 7
apple sucks
Whats the difference?
I used iPhone 11 and it wasn't even that good...
I won a game chat wow
S Series are basically the flagships A Series are more on the budget friendly
rich
Hello great players of chess, im not sure what opening to learn as white any suggestions for a newer/lower elo player?
Ohhhh
It costs sgd 268 only 😬
I personally like the scotch as a low elo player
Lowk the worst iphone ever after the 8 has to be 12
A lot of people recommend the London though
13 looks the best imo
The newest one looks so bad
how much is that
welp
In what currency?
I went from S32 to 11 to A06 now
They're all cheap
creative opening as i never got to know it till
Now
$
I am approximately 469,849,320 seconds old
USD 208
They tried the Google pixel camera design and flopped so bad😭
rich
ISNT THAT CHEAP
W move
google pixel peak ngl
For a phone?😭
200 for a phone is pretty mild
smh
It's below mild thats budget friendly status
i just want to call you rich
rich activities
I HAVE AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE
better than magnus
helo activites
my phone is 1k
Real
i am not rich
RICH
i was talking about dodging
if you didn't bother to include the message in your message, it can't be that important
no i make payments on it
who did i dodge
Lowk wanna get one but idk last android I used was A Samsung S7 and that was a while ago😭
me
no one could name 1 person i wouldn't play
d4 is the best opening
galaxy s24 plus
we played
my plan came with free netflix 🔥
S21 was the best Samsung phone ever made
after you dodged me for months
I agree, s24 is mid
tbh only people who are homosexual are gay
i sacrificed the roookkkkk
d4 is peak
where was the dodging there was none!
"water is H2O "ahh statement
what yall know about the movie shame
there was a new excuse every day
kel me and you are both going to become strong chess players in 2026
don't watch it
Nice move
what
real
what
can I 1v1
thx
dodging again
i wouldn't want to take the opportunity away from him
chess ain't been too good lately 😭
sigh
plus i like just hopped off a few minutes ago
If I showed you my blitz record,I laughed as I screeshotted
it sometimes be like that
wdym too i do not get cooked
i just keep throwing with bad time management or just a dumbass blunder
I lost 5 blitz games in a row and switched to rapid immediately 😭
bros at mcdonalds
same
@pastel tangle see you in 4 weeks vro
ARE YOU OK??
bro i was watching ur games and i told you to get off i knew you'd start tilting cause you played too much in a day
I MOUSESLIPPED
oh
thought you were in mortal danager
My brain hurts gng
i watched a few games and ts was terrible vro
Ts sucks. Chess sucks
I'll recover tmr
Hello everyone! Happy new year!🥳 ❤️! I hope this new year will be the best moment of your life, and grant you the success to reach your goals one day.
Amen!
ty you to
i was literally screaming just take the rook what were you doing
good thing you still won it but legitimately what were you doing
this next year will certainly be eventful
Never take the CHRISTMAS ROOOOOK
yes there is
WHAT
you can only change it every 90 days though
Change it on the website if you're on mobile
Wait the rook could've been taken?😭
ur not built to play this many games in a day
True I start to go mad if I play too much
me too but i've done it so much that anything less than 30 games has no effect on me
by 50 i play probably 100 points worse
Dawg I need to prep for the national champs here. Any tips?
I play 500 elo less
how are your openings looking
one day i played 96 games in a day started at 1900 ended at 1900 😭
Hey at least you didn’t go down 😭😭
Scotch gambit and london (if I wanna draw)
Caro if I wanna draw as black and idk Sicilian and benoni
hey guys
Should've made it 100
nah vro i was already getting haunted in my dreams by chess that day
anything more than like 50 games in that day and im forced to have a chess dream
im stuck at 210 elo
I was as well. Now I am at 1200
i was actually pretty happy i consistently remained at my rating even though i was tired asf
truly inspiring 
2100*
Chess already scares me
what are you doing to prepare now
Other seeing me playing chess scares them (in a bad way)
Tryna study my opps game really. I already found the 2/3 best chess players account so like
Vro plays so good it scares people
nah watching low rated people play chess opens my eyes to truly inspired and intuitive game play that higher elo Sorley lacks
i wish i was <1000 again

then i might find the game enjoyable
I play so bad that they get scared ^^
what do you think your chances of winning are
Hi 700 elo here, it’s still just as hard as you remember 😭
happy new year
oh i remember all right
i lost every single game i played for like 6 months straight
it was great
i havent had any motivation to try and improve in years cause no one in my area is really any better than me anymore
theres a few people around my level but its just boring plying eachother cause we usually draw every game
































































1. e4 d5 2. exd5 Qxd5 3. Nc3 Qa5 4. d4 c6 5. Bd2 Nf6 6. Ne4 Qc7 7. Nxf6+ exf6 8. Qf3 Be7 9. Bd3 O-O 10. O-O-O Be6 11. Qh5 g6 12. Qh4 Bxa2 13. b3 Ba3#
thats why ive taken up table tennis which is my new obession
W I picked Risk back up
cause im one of the worst players at the local club
and i can actually spend my time improving at something again
I also play baseball from time to time
lol that looks so unfun 💀
wdym that is riveting game play
But you just hit a ball back and forth 😭
he doesnt know
but in football, all you do is kick a ball into a net?
In chess you just take turns moving pieces
Football is actually highk boring
id say table tennis is just as complex and has just as high skill ceiling as chess
I play golf not football lol
all you do is hit a ball into a hole
Hi everyone, what opening should I learn in 1500 elo, because I get there only using Italian😅
But it’s fun
i still play the italian and im 210 elo so ur good
its the same logic though, you hit a ball back and forth in table tennis, and its fun
210 elo?
If you say so 💀
he is up a pawn should i resign chat
2100 you mean 😂
if you say so
no
i identify as 210 elo
I wonder what engine thinks about this position
Yo mods, am I him?
that depends on who him is?
all I hear are crickets, weird
if him is you then presumably you would indeed be him
but if him is him as in other fine gentleman than you may not be him
Must be in Australia
Is Dutch defense hard to learn?
crickets arent australian
Oh yeah did you fly to Australia and ask them?
im going on a trip to a real place called Austria in a few months
Say hi to brüno for me
who?
Okay okay hold on, what was the origin point of humans then
africa
I disagree
disagree with science then
God
What if you dont believe in him, then its africa
The truth is I’m the only one alive and I’m in a simulation
Sorry npcs
I hate people like you
💀
you pollute the world
Breh whatt😭😭
little harsh
you are not the main character buster
just gotta push him into reality
You’re right I’m the only character 🥶
your not the only character either
your a human amongst others you complete and utter ogre
So you think you are real?
Yes, real as reality
I think therefore I am
You are mistaken then
yo
im real because i have fluffy cats in my lap
your making the mistake of trying to sound professional and ragebait, its not working just to let you know
do you ever see your opponent make an obvious blunder and then shout something cringe like "YOU FOOL!"
IN???? SAVE THEM ;-;
my eyes shoot laser when im angry
no I say "uh oh"
proof?
thats painful
no they shall drown in my love
damn ok bro
I cannot ragebait factual things 🤓
Bd4+ is fork right?
in situations where my opponent does this i like to run my timer for a bit so when they analyze they realize and start to despair
no it's spoon
is ts sadistic
ragebait to ragebait to ragebait, whats next in 2026, another racism scandal where a photoshop image of me gets made, AGAIN.
It's double attack
anyone in 2026 yet?
i am
nope
do flying cars exist yet
Your waffling atp, I’m out ✌🏻
flying cars already exist
i've never gone outside yet

Yes
What I need to know to start in calculus my fried?
functions
Anyone want to play gainst a 200 elo
Thanks
His end was imminent. 
the problem with flying cars is that airspace is highly regulated so the legal issues would never work with them
no
Might as well play against my cat
bro is 500-999 rated and he is making a elo joke in his name 👏
said 700 elo
Let's playy
Yeah that’s good I usually go down after like 6 games
dang thats higher than 210 elo
I’m actually more, but it is not updated at all
Name: Mafia Don (metar_taf)