💬〡chess-talk

[zealous marsh]

I have a finals deadline due tomorrow and I'm about to go and print my papers out.

[jolly pasture]

oh mb i get it now

[steep veldt]

alrrr
good luckk!
ill add ya

[kindred crypt]

what is this improvement method then

[steep veldt]

you will find out

[jolly pasture]

anyone wanna play some chess

[stone cargo]

Yes Gopi

[jolly pasture]

just not bullet

[noble isle]

Me

[stone cargo]

What time controls do you play?

[jolly pasture]

UltimateBozo

[stone cargo]

@jolly pasture I am a weak player

[jolly pasture]

i do not care

[noble isle]

K

[full cobalt]

Daily and ultrabullet

[stone cargo]

@jolly pasture Okay so can we play 3 min blitz because I am drinking coffee and cooking potato

[jolly pasture]

one sec

[torn sparrow]

Let me adopt you in ultrabullet

[steep veldt]

my academy is smth like 2-3 yrs dagestan and forget

[full cobalt]

No

[torn sparrow]

I need to improve my score vro

[steep veldt]

6 euros per hour u take? 😭

[kindred crypt]

this is bait to get people curious enough to join, I know these tricks

[full cobalt]

Yes

[zealous marsh]

Do I have to fight bears in the same way as chessboxing 🥀

[steep veldt]

chill bro it's just a normal server i've made everyone admin everyone can leave if they want 😭

[stone cargo]

How do we actually meet up or link up to play? I want to get stomped

[jolly pasture]

whats your username

[stone cargo]

westlandnative91

[carmine plank]

This guy gets it

[steep veldt]

We dont have bears so you have to wrestle with a computer

[kindred crypt]

everyone admin is crazy, server's gonna get a huge influx of n words and deleted in a couple days that way

[torn sparrow]

It's just him though

[steep veldt]

nah not everyone
everyone til now

[stone cargo]

So this doesn't have the cool feature of lichess where you can just post a link I see

[full cobalt]

It does

[stone cargo]

How so? Some guy named UltimateBozo challenged me but then it said he was currently playing. Do I need Premium?

[steep veldt]

where do you find students?

[jolly pasture]

iam not?

[full cobalt]

I dont

[full cobalt]

Are you on phone

[stone cargo]

nah I am playing him now, he is newb like me

@full cobalt I mean hes' gonna win but we are the lowest ranked in the chat

[full cobalt]

Cool

[torn maple]

Why am i playing against 2400 rated players

[full cobalt]

Happens

[jolly pasture]

gg i gotta study

[stone cargo]

@jolly pasture You are a smurf sir

[jolly pasture]

i swear to god

[stone cargo]

You are not 960

[jolly pasture]

im not

[stone cargo]

Like.... come on...

You evil evil man.... okay im sorry i hate to lose

[jolly pasture]

same everyone does

[stone cargo]

okay gl with your studies, gg cya around

[versed mesa]

im green

[stone cargo]

So can we post links to a 3 min blitz game in here? I suck but i want to lose

[prisma tinsel]

does anyone play pokemon tcg here

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ambatupray

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Rapid: 1307 (1310 peak)
Blitz: 1056 (1169 peak)
Bullet: 902 (913 peak)

[stone cargo]

I feel like I'm really good so I need to be humbled...

I feel like I know no theory but I'm a genius...

[versed mesa]

it's not a feeling it's the terrifying truth

continue this path and I assure you that you will get cancer

[stone cargo]

LOL!

[versed mesa]

this is no laughing matter

you are gonna get fat

[stone cargo]

https://link.chess.com/play/5v5ymO plz play sir

[grave moon]

deadahh cold bro

i threw up all my non taste food

[paper zenith]

@harsh sky omg how many moves long is the answer 💀

[harsh sky]

like 11

[paper zenith]

srry for the ping btw

[dull moat]

Does Chess Daily feature games turn by turn?

[harsh sky]

all good

[paper zenith]

okay this is gonna take a lot of time

[forest path]

Is 10s js built for pc or smth💔

Im getting farmed on mobile

[full cobalt]

Yeah no way

[paper zenith]

isnt mobile better for faster TCs tho

[tired hill]

This is some next level yapping

[forest path]

Hell no

[full cobalt]

Idk im faster ob pc

[forest sorrel]

2300 bullet baby

[safe zealot]

Chat .. I wanna ask this question again 😭

[terse field]

i have a degree in yappin

[forest path]

I play chess on my phone and im getting cracks whenever im in a time scramble even js in 1 min

[forest sorrel]

Masters when?

[forest path]

Go ahead

[full cobalt]

I hate bullet but bullet on mobile is even more horrible

[terse field]

grandmaster *

[forest sorrel]

Chi

[grave moon]

https://tenor.com/view/que-pro-gif-24208645

[safe zealot]

I lost like 250 elo in bullet just because I worked out and my upper chest and right hand is completely cooked , My hands feels so stiff it's tough to play bullet ... What do I do

[forest sorrel]

Anyone chess

[tired hill]

I only play bullet on my phone

[forest path]

Then dont play bullet for now

[grave moon]

how are you not banned

[terse field]

buy gorilla glass 😭

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> fast-as-sloth

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Rapid: 2201 (peak)
Blitz: 1827 (2107 peak)
Bullet: 1700 (1886 peak)

[forest path]

U might get cramps or smth

[forest sorrel]

Satan plan

[safe zealot]

🤧

[forest path]

Nah im gunna buy a new phone later or tomorrow

[grave moon]

ew

[forest sorrel]

Playing bullet aftr g****ING felt so good

[tired hill]

Lets play bullet

[safe zealot]

RIP 2300 bullet before 2026 .. Nvm I will get it later

[forest sorrel]

Yes u

[forest path]

let me farm u pls

[grave moon]

ew

[forest sorrel]

I jst hit 2300 rn

[forest path]

i need the 2400😭

[safe zealot]

Never tried and God why the hell would u do this 💀

[forest sorrel]

Me

[torn sparrow]

Maybe I can get 2300 bullet before 2026

[grave moon]

yeah ur ew

[forest path]

Exactly

[safe zealot]

I am still 2000+ with bad speed .. we can try

[forest sorrel]

Yayayayayay

[grave moon]

https://tenor.com/view/que-pro-gif-24208645

[forest sorrel]

How your father health now

[forest path]

The aftereffects of ur hand llike ur still jorkin it can be applied to bullet

[safe zealot]

Nvm I am getting cooked

[grave moon]

sad ragebait 💔

[forest sorrel]

Sorry ur not tht guy

[forest sorrel]

🕵️

[forest path]

Might be a bit sticky but it is what it is

[forest sorrel]

2500 Still isn't enough 💔

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> NM Kent Slate (tactic)

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Rapid: 2622 (2656 peak)
Blitz: 2858 (2967 peak)
Bullet: 3256 (3287 peak)

[safe zealot]

How to see other people's chess profiles?

[forest path]

Pls play me

[grave moon]

https://tenor.com/view/que-pro-gif-24208645

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> catty321

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Rapid: 2293 (2413 peak)
Blitz: 2078 (2088 peak)
Bullet: 1759 (1786 peak)

[forest sorrel]

It ovr for Ibrahim now

[safe zealot]

Alr , Cdc username? Also let's try a few unrated before going rated

[zealous marsh]

@forest path bro got the Kirk and Epstein combo 💀

[tired hill]

By not having skill issue

[forest path]

Playing 10s was so bad that someone told me to go back to 1min💔

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> femboyfeetlickerr

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Rapid: 1944 (peak)
Blitz: 2222 (2229 peak)
Bullet: 2346 (2403 peak)

[safe zealot]

Alr let's go ..

[forest path]

Iont see ur chalenge

[wet hollow]

I cant tell if the background is Russia or some south east asia country

[zealous marsh]

No that should be Russia, that's the Slavic symbol in there

[safe zealot]

Username here is Ssehchsa

You can send in the challenge but unrated first

[opaque seal]

I need more blunders

[wet hollow]

That background looks like some kinda temple though 😭

[tired hill]

What is slavic symbol, symbol of slaves?

[wet hollow]

Things you could find in Cambodia or sm shii

[torn sparrow]

Nah it's hard to hold also I am a 🐌

[half magnet]

Hello

[zealous marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/crine-im-crine-son-im-crine-anthony-mackie-tiktok-gif-10273212848663596705

[half magnet]

Anyone wants to have a battle?

[opaque seal]

I wish

[wet hollow]

@zealous marsh Im gonna ask the obvious question here but why do you hate Peta lol what did it do to you 🥀

[tired hill]

Maybe i can hit 2000 rapid before 2026

[opaque seal]

Hit 2026 before 2206

[forest sorrel]

🕵️

[torn sparrow]

Inefficient organization with stupid suggestions vro

[half magnet]

Lmao

[zealous marsh]

• Being the organization that needs to the put into a crippling lawsuit the most out there

[opaque seal]

What is PETA

[wet hollow]

Fair enuf

[tired hill]

https://tenor.com/view/calculation-math-hangover-allen-zach-galifianakis-gif-6219070

[wet hollow]

Pets engaging in Tech Abuse

[opaque seal]

Oh I've been abused by tech pets

[zealous marsh]

Remove the "engaging in tech" and you get what PETA does

[tired hill]

In this world you either abuse or get abused

[opaque seal]

Pets abuse...who?

[opaque seal]

Survival of the fittest RAHHHHH

[zealous marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1326378532590456943/1448575359678288035/symboli-rudolf-67.gif

[opaque seal]

Well I'm glad you've dedicated your online profile to a bad bad group of people

Hope u win or smth

If I were PETA I'd send all 100,000 of my pets to take care of

Or a box of bees in the mail

[zealous marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/senator-armstrong-armstrong-metal-gear-rising-mgr-speech-bubble-gif-25397532

[lusty vortex]

peta man

[opaque seal]

Dyno

https://tenor.com/view/mid-gif-25275615

[lusty vortex]

I’m Better than dyno

[opaque seal]

Get this man a bleedbot

[forest path]

Ggwp @safe zealot

[safe zealot]

Gg lol

[forest path]

I got outplayed 1st game already💔

[safe zealot]

5-1

[forest path]

Atleast u won😔

[safe zealot]

5-1

[forest path]

If it was actually rated i wouldve never recovered that elo even when i won that 5 games

lolol

[safe zealot]

I think u will get 3 elo per games?

5×3 = 15 let's say 14

[forest path]

Yeah but im 300 pts above you

[safe zealot]

I win = 12 and so u will get 2 elo more

[safe zealot]

Let's play rapid bro 🙃

Jk

[forest path]

i dont have the patience to play rapid💔

I thought u were another 2300 so i asked if i could play u lolol

[safe zealot]

Lost 250 elo recently buddy 🙁 ... I will get there one day soon hopefully

[stiff plover]

i love en croissant

[forest path]

You will trust

[tulip rain]

This is the power of e4

[forest path]

e4 is trash

play b3

[wet hollow]

vro bought the Abhinandan 1. b3 course

[tulip rain]

Ahahhaha

[torn sparrow]

Is this ki alt

Account created today as well 💀

[wet hollow]

Oh shit I just realised 💀

[tulip rain]

Really, the last time I played chess was 7 months ago now I have to start all over again

[forest path]

old dc account was closed cuz of innapropriate username

[forest path]

Yeah nah e4 isnt meta anymore

[harsh sky]

id be surprised if you found the first move yet 💀

[bitter sandal]

Why can i beat a 2000 elo bot But i cant pass 650

[wet hollow]

What do you play against e4

[forest path]

Good ol a5

Or modern

[wet hollow]

modern? Is this jdot alt?

[forest path]

Who?

[bitter sandal]

Wild profile

[forest path]

U mean peak

Red shambhala kirk

[bitter sandal]

Ig bro

[forest path]

trust

better than agartha

[bitter sandal]

@wet hollow what do i do🙏

[odd pulsar]

Hi

[tulip rain]

Ok, but what about pawn e4, knight f3 and bishop c4?

[forest path]

Italian? a5 a4 a3

[bitter sandal]

How come your acc was made today

[forest path]

Old one got banned for innapropriate username

[bitter sandal]

o rlly

[forest path]

Ye

Its slightly the same as my user, not my display name

[bitter sandal]

Gotcha

[forest path]

Git gud

[bitter sandal]

Trying

What elo are you

[forest path]

200

[bitter sandal]

How The hell are u 2200 to 2400 verified

[forest path]

error ig

[short otter]

Guess who blunderered their queen after five moves . My opponent of course

[bitter sandal]

Its 500 elo chess

[tulip rain]

Yeah that's italian i think

[forest path]

Expected from 3 digit chess

I cant hate cuz i also belong there

[dim hearth]

he's the next magnus

[forest path]

Wait thats actually smart cuz after u take his queen he has Kxe8

[glacial ivy]

Guys! I just figured out the ranks are A-H in alphabetical order isnt that crazy?!

[scenic flame]

Anyone would like to play chess

[forest path]

Woah, actually?👀👀

[half magnet]

Yes

[paper zenith]

well im looking at Bxf1 Rxd2 Kf1 Rd1 RE1 Rxe1 Kxd1 and then if queen takes rook then obv Ne7# but idk i cant see anything beyond this 💀

is it the correct move? ;-;

[brittle ridge]

Nobody knows how to play the fantasy and they still try to go main line

[scenic flame]

Username?

[half magnet]

Gyrohazard

[slow folio]

black to move

[glacial ivy]

They must have done it to make it easy to define the squares!

[forest path]

Explain how?

[brittle ridge]

Idk nxd4

[glacial ivy]

Well im no expert but since we are taught the alphabet from a then b then c and so on, so it makes it easy to order things like dictionaries and chess boards!

[icy fern]

WE ARE CHAR~

[brittle ridge]

Could be just numbers with colums and rows too

[half magnet]

Did you send a challenge?

[forest path]

Ohhhhh makes sense

[bitter sandal]

Anyone here around 900 elo or more wanna play a 10 minute game

[forest path]

An agarthan? I dont deal with losers like you

Red shambhala #1

[scenic flame]

Yep

[slim gulch]

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

[scenic flame]

Come

[glacial ivy]

Im glad i could help

[bitter sandal]

What

[glacial ivy]

Thanks for that invis

[short otter]

Another one

[bitter sandal]

Diamond membership

[slim gulch]

You're welcome

[scenic flame]

We will have a match

Blitz

[short otter]

Oof

[bitter sandal]

Alr

[glacial ivy]

Pay to lose

[bitter sandal]

No no The clock one

[scenic flame]

Username

[icy fern]

sorry you are not Tibetan buddhist

entry denied

[forest path]

I lost to a girl😭😭

[bitter sandal]

Ville_12

[scenic flame]

Ph1LzaOP my username

[short otter]

And ?

[paper zenith]

sigh this one's hard but is the idea pinning the knight or sth

[forest path]

And im dissapointed

[harsh sky]

N o

Bxf8 is a draw only

[paper zenith]

Aw

[short otter]

Calling yourself feminineboyfeetlicker is a far better reason to be disappointed

[paper zenith]

icic

[forest path]

Nope

[paper zenith]

is this like a forced mate or

[hasty pagoda]

@dry siren are you alive

[paper zenith]

nah this is too difficult ;-;

[hasty pagoda]

I need help with something

[waxen arrow]

I eat waffles with maple syrup am I weird

Or is that tuff

[zealous marsh]

"I eat ramen with chopsticks is that weird" ahhh question

[forest path]

Ofc it is, use a fork

[nova kelp]

what did PETA do did i miss something

[forest path]

Something with horses

[nova kelp]

last time i heard anything related to PETA they were doing stuff to animals

[zealous marsh]

being a complete douchebag from top to bottom

[forest path]

They still are

[zealous marsh]

and they still do, but even worse nowadays.

[nova kelp]

if PETA is doing smth to horses then by that logic shouldnt we want mcdonalds cancelled too

[forest path]

New technology

[nova kelp]

they use horse meat for their food

at least thats what someone told me idk

[waxen arrow]

People call me australian for dis tho

[forest path]

Nope, mcdonalds is goated

[nova kelp]

i havent eaten mcdonalds in 7 months

[zealous marsh]

Things would have been different if you said vegemite gng

[waxen arrow]

Imagine drinking starbucks 🤡🤡

[glacial ivy]

I heard billionaires sacrifice babies to moloch and then put them in mcdonalds meat idk tho

[forest path]

This icbm or smth?

[zealous marsh]

this is based

[undone mountain]

what

[forest path]

icbm that one gambit

[zealous marsh]

A nice cup of coffee here is <$1 while they cost upwards to $6 🤡

[nova kelp]

i heard that starbucks was just a coffee shop who sells coffee they made from cheap shit from a dollar store fpr 50x the price

[undone mountain]

i think it is

[forest path]

u dont even know if it is or it isnt😔

[undone mountain]

😔

[forest path]

Go back to shein

[waxen arrow]

How did starbucks even get popular

[undone mountain]

no?

[forest path]

My product is waiting

[zealous marsh]

The same way Erewhon did

Or Starbucks just really appealed to the middle working class in the US

[forest path]

Forgor erewhon existed

[waxen arrow]

Omg erewhon 👎👎👎

[glacial ivy]

I hate starshmucks

[sick jungle]

Love it when they stall cos they gonna loose

[zealous marsh]

Legit

[forest path]

Nah its good

[last badger]

Yeah ngl, im gonna start doing this GM shit where whenever I lose a game, I look away when doing the handshake after 💀

[woven robin]

anyone wanna run a 1v1

[smoky sinew]

Sure

[woven robin]

user?

[forest path]

Thats just bad sportsmanship

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Aman (amanxguts)

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Premium Member: False
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Rapid: 1381 (peak)
Blitz: 1183 (1232 peak)
Bullet: 1383 (1480 peak)

[forest path]

Holy smokes pro player

[smoky sinew]

@woven robin

[glacial ivy]

He couldnt stand the sight of losing aura

[zealous marsh]

There's no sportmanship in chess if it's still not considered a sport by some 🗣️

https://tenor.com/view/gif-gif-9403556598434283568

[sick jungle]

I do

[smoky sinew]

Shut up I am nub

[forest path]

Chess olympiads exist btw

[woven robin]

u indian?

[zealous marsh]

Key word: "by some"

[woven robin]

me too

[nova kelp]

i would like to see Magnus have a chess boxing match with Hikaru

[last badger]

Its only bad sportsmanship if you think it is. Sportsmanship is a social construct

[forest path]

but it isnt considered by the official olympics so im just sayin

[forest path]

Nope ur just being a sore loser if u do that

👀👀👀

[short otter]

Is trading your queen for a bishop and a rook considered a blunder ?

[frank pollen]

hi?

[glacial ivy]

Depends how much compensation u get with that

[forest path]

Sup

[last badger]

Yeah I get what you mean dude. I also get extremely angry whenever my opponents dont look at me in my eyes when we shake hands after a board game. I get that you really want to make eye contact after you play a game of chess. Sportsmanship 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯

[frank pollen]

how can i have elo rate?

[glacial ivy]

Connect

[frank pollen]

hm?

[woven robin]

after this match

[forest sorrel]

Hi

Special ability sweet deduction

[last badger]

OMGG I just HATEE when people dont look at me when they shake my hand after a chess game. They're such LOSERS cuz they DO NOT know proper SPORTSMANSHIP. Only me and @forest path know this cuz we are both sigma males, nobody will ever understand us cuz we know true sportsmanship.... 🐺

[torn sparrow]

Its still disrespectful vro

[glacial ivy]

AWOOOO

[forest path]

👀👀👀

[cunning meteor]

dead chat

[forest path]

has been

[last badger]

We need to make a new FIDE rule where you have to kiss and hug your opponent too after ur game, we gotta rly show the sportsmanship 💯

[cunning meteor]

im a island boy

[glacial ivy]

I love everything about your profile
Pfp, username, nickname its all so goat

[last badger]

Lil smooch on the cheek

[forest path]

🥹🌹

[torn sparrow]

Hell nah

[forest path]

Exactly

[last badger]

Its for the sportsmanship vro

[torn sparrow]

There is fine line between formalities and love

[last badger]

Noted

[rapid mirage]

Vro is that goonflower?

Face reveal goes hard

[slow folio]

more like smash the table and leave

[prime kraken]

Hello

[fallow sluice]

What do you guys listen to when chessing

[forest path]

mangoes was just being a sore loser

[glacial ivy]

Hi im the table

[forest path]

Hvem spel spenolen

[frank pollen]

how to have elo rate :(?

[forest path]

/ connect

[rapid mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/those-who-know-mango-mango-mango-mango-trollface-scary-gif-4486823862332184568

[rapid mirage]

Let it happen by tame impala on repeat or phonk

[glacial ivy]

2010 crabcore

[topaz mango]

they used that song in the chess olympiad

i know this cuz i dont have a life

[torn sparrow]

Bro you lost against ki

[bleak falcon]

hug if its opposite genders
kiss if it's same genders

[forest path]

ki who?

[rapid mirage]

I have a life rather than watching the olympiad

[torn sparrow]

he told you that you are not the next gukesh

[torn sparrow]

And you should quit chess vro

[quasi nova]

The speech that greenflower knows nothing of

[topaz mango]

read my statement above

[forest path]

Tf is ki bro

Is that life energy in dbz or sum

[torn sparrow]

His chesscom is b66

[rapid mirage]

I did.

[sick jungle]

[forest path]

Ohh that guy

[harsh sky]

yesn't

it's technically not but if Black tries anything else than the forced mate then its an easy win for white

[topaz mango]

fair

[forest path]

I was slow so u can tell him to suck it

[harsh sky]

so i just need the line for the forced mate

[frank pollen]

can i use bot here?

[rapid mirage]

Aight. Let's kiss now

[woven robin]

gg

[last badger]

Yo chat, what did yall think about that Hans Niemann VS Random Homeless Person game from yesterday?

[rapid mirage]

Yes

[forest path]

Go to #🗣〡ask-magnus

[topaz mango]

[smoky sinew]

Ggs

[prime kraken]

Hui guys

[topaz mango]

lmao

[sick jungle]

Now play me

[scenic flame]

Who won

[rapid mirage]

Dawg when did Rapport become homeless

[woven robin]

user

[topaz mango]

its so obvious wdym

ofcourse the guy on the left

[forest path]

Since i beat him

[scenic flame]

Miracles do happen

[sick jungle]

https://www.chess.com/member/VladimirBoo2

[short otter]

Finally got an opponent who didn't blunder their queen . I resigned after i horrendously blundered my rook

[strong locust]

There was a guy who was destroying me a few times otb using a6 Sicilian
He used to close the position and somehow outplay me
I have never seen Sicilian been played like that

[rapid mirage]

Calm down jdot

[topaz mango]

yeah i mean hans might win once in a million years

[sick jungle]

😈😈

[zealous marsh]

Even titled players tilt like we do 😭

[forest path]

Who tf is this jdot😭💔

[rapid mirage]

He's Jdot

[forest path]

search deepfear after that game😭

[prime kraken]

How you are taking screenshots on phone?

[smoky sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jordan-michael-jordan-meme-michael-jordan-gif-michael-jordan-tiktok-michael-jordan-tiktok-gif-gif-6954557651636549608

[forest path]

1200 bullet

WCM

[zealous marsh]

My phone got a built-in screenshot button for apps

[smoky sinew]

Hold the power button for 20 seconds

[last badger]

Yo wtf did Hans do???

[stable narwhal]

tuff pfp

[forest path]

I hold my power button for 5 seconds then press power off

[rapid mirage]

800 rapid WCM prolly exists

[weak warren]

CHROMAKOPIA

[forest path]

Thanks

[forest path]

Underhated

[torn sparrow]

Bro didn't even cut of sora TS is not tuff

[weak warren]

CHROMAKOPIA

[stable narwhal]

hes prob gonna be throwing those allegations again

[smoky sinew]

Who's that person on the left wtf

[forest path]

Its gemini😭

[quasi nova]

Magnus Karloson

[torn sparrow]

It's actually nano banana

[slow folio]

oh wow another suspicious cheater played me

[smoky sinew]

Is it live

[rapid mirage]

Yes

[forest path]

Deport him

[scenic flame]

Let's play blitz

[prime kraken]

It's actually humans who made it 😂

[zealous marsh]

ohio in 2026 💔

[smoky sinew]

Rapid blitz right? Rapid is won by magnus?

[forest path]

Back to being mainstream btw

[last badger]

It's Danil Dubov obv

[forest path]

Ye

[tranquil mica]

I am defo bad at rook and a bishop end game 😭

[smoky sinew]

Mangoose carlson

[zealous marsh]

gimme the og 2010s memes back

[forest path]

Danil dubov went from one of the most handsome chess players to a crackhead💔

[glacial ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/cornball-corny-corn-cringe-gif-897539710037372218

[forest path]

Great meme reset🤑🤑

[tranquil mica]

And I thought ts the best move

[zealous marsh]

Aryan Tari clears bro

[carmine plank]

https://tenor.com/view/cornballs-gif-3527519357641810478

[forest path]

Agreed, but keymer can compete

[proven nacelle]

Hi chat

[smoky sinew]

Handsomeness is subjective I find hans attractive because of his big forehead and receding hairline

[glacial ivy]

Tari a lil cutie

[glacial ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speedy-ohio-ohio-shock-ishowspeed-ohio-shock-gif-15690171232340146577

[forest path]

I mean, i dont see your perspective but i support

[carmine plank]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1303197998146387999/1359318198473986108/caption.gif

[zealous marsh]

you just described my 80 y.o grandpa btw

[storm badger]

i hate queen and bishop mates they suck 💔

[glacial ivy]

My gif

[carmine plank]

No proof

[glacial ivy]

Shush

[carmine plank]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/359543440083779585/1454419575377494098/IMG_7755.gif

[frank pollen]

i got 1300 elos rate XD

[smoky sinew]

What perspective lol

[zealous marsh]

just pretend the bishop doesn't exist 💔

[forest path]

Good enough

[storm badger]

how do i do that 💔

[smoky sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jordan-michael-jordan-meme-michael-jordan-gif-michael-jordan-tiktok-michael-jordan-tiktok-gif-gif-6954557651636549608

[forest path]

I mean i dont look at hans the same way as you do

But i still support🥹

[carmine plank]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-kill-that-boy-speed-kill-that-boy-ishowspeed-kys-gif-10749022239239578206

[rapid mirage]

Is he tuff

[smoky sinew]

That's why it's subjective

[native swallow]

Can we vs

[coarse marlin]

im the best beginner player in the world!

[carmine plank]

Very tuff

[forest path]

KILL THAT BOY

[slow folio]

yes this is 80% cheating, bro spent a min must have seen this but still going for like 10 accurate attacking moves

[carmine plank]

YEAH
KILL THAT BOY

[forest path]

Old man screaming at cloud

[native swallow]

I want to vs 1000 Elo

[zealous marsh]

put it on the main diagonal and take your opps king to the other corners with the queen 🥀

[forest path]

Good gaming chair bro dont judge

[proven nacelle]

Wazzap femboyfeetlickerr

[storm badger]

aight thanks ✌️ 🥀 🥀

[forest path]

Hallo man with anime girl pfp

[fierce storm]

Hi how about we discuss the current state of the world?

[native swallow]

Can we 1v1

[forest path]

In a chess server? No hablo ingles amigo

[proven nacelle]

I js woke up so nah sorry

[native swallow]

How about u

[forest path]

Bed bugs bit ya?

[fierce storm]

Shakira como estas

[carmine plank]

https://tenor.com/view/brooo-political-economic-state-of-the-world-jaden-smith-can-we-talk-about-the-political-and-economic-state-of-the-world-bro-gif-687353841595322701

[forest path]

Im not 100

[proven nacelle]

I gotta do some stuff so I am fully awake

[last badger]

https://youtu.be/M6W1PP4tdXA?si=ZfwZF8EU2csufrVV

Ain't no way XQC is seeing Magnus Arjun Queen Slip 💀

[forest path]

Tacos churros

[native swallow]

Are u 1000 or 2000 Elo

[forest path]

Guess you got bit😂

[forest path]

Im 200

[zealous marsh]

he watches everything for content

[native swallow]

Ur profile says 2000

[fierce storm]

Who even is that?

[forest path]

Error, still waiting for em to fix it

[proven nacelle]

Trust, he’s 200

[native swallow]

Excuses

[fierce storm]

[forest path]

👀

[carmine plank]

How about we discuss the economical and political state of the world guy

[forest path]

Latinas empanadas

[rain widget]

https://tenor.com/view/jaden-smith-brooo-bigboytv-meme-gif-15801054489032846930

[native swallow]

Ok I’ll still play him I won’t underestimate

[forest path]

Oh yeah, corruption exists btw

[carmine plank]

Indeed so

[zealous marsh]

I think he meant the world as in the JoJo stand

[forest path]

just got post nut clarity so im not really in the mood to play

[oblique dagger]

Meow

[forest path]

https://tenor.com/view/za-warudo-jojo-bizarre-adventure-power-gif-14292027

[carmine plank]

Why’d bro delete that

[native swallow]

Dodge

[oblique dagger]

Is this naruto

[carmine plank]

Za warudaaa????

[fierce storm]

Pierogi?

[forest path]

holy smokes😔

[native swallow]

One piece

[forest path]

Who? Por que or sum

[zealous marsh]

za warudo

[oblique dagger]

Ohh mb

[fierce storm]

Why naruto lowkey buff

[carmine plank]

Ur getting pissed on

[forest path]

No its actually boku no pico buff version

[zealous marsh]

I'll take it

[fierce storm]

The thing looks like pierogi

[native swallow]

Are u available to play

[carmine plank]

https://tenor.com/view/when-you-drunk-driving-and-gotta-lock-in-lock-in-drunk-driving-monkey-gif-10057526212486561714

[forest path]

i see the vision

[carmine plank]

Im very bad at chess

[native swallow]

I don’t judge

[fierce storm]

Im glad to hear that lad🐺

[forest path]

Lie i saw him beat ian nepomintachyschischi yesterday

[forest path]

Sigma wolf in big 2025👀

[carmine plank]

I do 🐥🐥
Ion play with grandmasters

[native swallow]

Why are higher Elo players afraid of lower Elo players we don’t bite

[zealous marsh]

Add Shakhriyar Mamedyarov into the mix

[forest path]

i beat my dad and now my dad beats me

[carmine plank]

Ive only beat nepoleaniddlldod

[native swallow]

I will lower my power level for u

[forest path]

And vladimir fedossev

[fierce storm]

Why do you lowkey get me

[carmine plank]

Beerus ahh 😭😭
Will play later

[strange turtle]

im lacking braincells

[zealous marsh]

Fedoseev is easy to spell though

[forest path]

Becuz

[zealous marsh]

Unlike the Greek and Caucasian names

[forest path]

Oh yeah

The hardest to spell is from kazakhstan

[zealous marsh]

I'd argue the Georgians

[forest path]

I forgor their names

[radiant swan]

https://tenor.com/view/plato-kramnik-chess-philosopher-philosophy-gif-17492842099697542220

[zealous marsh]

Ramazan Zhalmanakhov

[oblique dagger]

Hai pookie

[forest path]

Never heard of georgian players, mind gibing an example

[strange turtle]

which one

[forest path]

What the funk

[zealous marsh]

Bella Kotenashvili

[zealous marsh]

multiple

[rapid mirage]

Lowest rated titled player

[radiant swan]

hai :3

[oblique dagger]

Hows my good boy~ ;3

[forest path]

Murtas Kazhgaleyev

[rapid mirage]

Would lose to anish Sarkar

[strange turtle]

Nona Gaprindashvili

[zealous marsh]

Then again they still have easy ones like Aldiyar Ansat

[forest path]

Parents spammed the last word and called it a day

[forest path]

Cam be said to georgians too

[woven robin]

@sick jungle gg

[glacial ivy]

Keyboard crashout

[radiant swan]

me very chess :>

[strange turtle]

.

[sick jungle]

@woven robin why u do rated games bro tf

[hardy crater]

What do you guys think are the chances of Wesley so qualifying for 2025 blitz?

[south token]

Bro do you listen to ado?

[woven robin]

oh forgot

[stark blade]

What is better scotch game or italian game?

[forest path]

He became the goat

[sick jungle]

Bro...

[woven robin]

to change it

[full cobalt]

prob did well in a tournament and got the title

[forest path]

Who even edates in the big 25👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[south token]

Bruh 2025 is so over

[full cobalt]

a 15 year old will hit gm frfr

[tame yoke]

i thought it was like 100s

[zealous marsh]

mfing BAADUR JOBAVA IS THE ONLY EASY ONE HERE

[rapid mirage]

Dawg ima just get the CM titlt from a continental tourney atp

[zealous marsh]

ofc I do

[forest path]

tht 15 year old is abusive if she hits grandmothers

[woven robin]

wanna play unrated

[full cobalt]

dont you have to win it

[oblique dagger]

Im one of them

[sick jungle]

Na you'll lie again n make it rated

[south token]

Bro there's like one more day left in 2025

[forest path]

Nah gigachad i can spell with my dihh closed

[rapid mirage]

Davit Jojua

[tame yoke]

who want to play unrated

[south token]

Less than 48 hours

[zealous marsh]

Easy misspelling

[tame yoke]

<2

[south token]

1

[hardy crater]

Play-off I mean, sorry

[forest path]

Wooooo🥳🥳🥳

[zealous marsh]

Davit could be spelt David and wtf is even Jojua 🥀

[rapid mirage]

Well you think I cant? Ima play in the U16 section

[forest path]

Gotta respect the last names bro

[rapid mirage]

Nein

[tame yoke]

joshua

[forest path]

Mine is KirkStein

[fierce storm]

So how about we all stop paying taxes in 2026

[zealous marsh]

ah yes

global economic collapse

[rapid mirage]

I've never paid

[forest path]

💯

[smoky sinew]

How do taxes work

[oblique dagger]

What is tax

[south token]

What happened to you btw why are you not chatting?

[tame yoke]

"no"

[forest path]

Ppl pay government so government can improve country like infrastructure nd agriculture

[rapid mirage]

Vro what did zel do

[fierce storm]

It just kinda does

[opaque light]

guys what opening fof white better than jobava london and its start with e4

[forest path]

But government nowadays puts em in their pockets and blame ppl for not paying tax enough

[zealous marsh]

stick with the Jobava

[rapid mirage]

Scotch gambit

[fierce storm]

Idk ruy lopez

[tame yoke]

go do tax evasion if you dont like taxes, easy

[smoky sinew]

Oh yea but how do one pay it

[forest path]

No play b3

[opaque light]

why

[forest path]

U pay everyday like when u buy product they charge a bit for tax

[zealous marsh]

I mean why tf not

[tame yoke]

makes black knight passive

[smoky sinew]

Good thing coming from blunderpenguin

[rapid mirage]

Just trade it

[smoky sinew]

Oh yea gst and some shit

[forest path]

Its like legal robbing

[tame yoke]

the tax is already subtracted fom your income so your kinda forced to pay it no matter what upon transaction

[forest path]

@uneven nova swaring

[forest path]

Yeh that too

Good thing im unemployed

🥳🥳🥳

[small jungle]

It was actually @torn sparrow vro

[tame yoke]

so no one can really commit tax evasion unless if they get income from cash not card

[icy glen]

Hi

[opaque light]

guys more good italian game or jobava london or its just same

[forest path]

unless they dont work for the government

[woven robin]

i am not that kinda guy

[forest path]

which is somehow illegal

[tame yoke]

damn

[smoky sinew]

Italian

[tame yoke]

unless someone does money laundering

[forest path]

Italian

[torn sparrow]

Don't leak the greenflower vro files

[forest path]

Most notorious criminals do tht

[opaque light]

why isnt it just mirrored

[tame yoke]

yep

[tame yoke]

its kinda simple yk

[forest path]

Becus just play

[tame yoke]

but i dont wanna get imprisoned for 10 years

[opaque light]

wdym

[forest path]

I mean i alr have the general knowledge on how to launder money, its js i dont have anyone to do it with

[tame yoke]

yeah

[forest path]

And i somehow hate sharing idk why😔

[slow folio]

and people said 2 years are enough to be good!

[tame yoke]

you make acounts internationally so it seems legit the money

[forest path]

Sac the rook

[woven robin]

@sick jungle will u come?

[tame yoke]

and also transfering to different parties to make the money seem clean

[forest path]

Yeah, nd one of those countires u can doo is switzerland cuz i heard they dont give a damn where the money comes

[slow folio]

ik mate, im the jerk without achievements

[remote portal]

I'm trying to make artwork for each of the 6 types of pieces but I am stuck at rook

[forest path]

Yeah thts why even a bakery can be used

[tame yoke]

i wonder how wealthy are the cartels and mafias in italy

[tame yoke]

yep they just hide the money

[forest path]

Or tht one chicken shop from a show

[remote portal]

No, I don't wanna make the rook character just a sentient tower, the rook tower IS controlled.

[forest path]

Breaking bad or sm

[remote portal]

Oh hey

[tame yoke]

yep

[forest path]

That was waaaaaayback

Now its just daylight robberies to get money

[remote portal]

I'll just go somewhere else, I didn't realize I got the trusted role lol

[tame yoke]

they dont really need to, because no one reallt knows abt that dirty money

[tame yoke]

they do trades in private

[forest path]

yeah that still exists, but i dont hear from them that much

[tame yoke]

yep

[forest path]

Yknow what? Just release the epstein files atp

[tame yoke]

because no one really knows

[full cobalt]

the youngest gms are 13

[tame yoke]

isnt the epstein files already released?

its js donald trump not on it

[forest path]

All censored except for his name😂😭

[tame yoke]

yeo

3 times and hidden under the rug

[forest path]

People can copy paste the files to remove the censored shi btw

[tame yoke]

yeah

[forest path]

Ya'll came in with the sauce

[tame yoke]

its just the maga defending him

[forest path]

Free speech bro🇮🇱🇮🇱

[slow folio]

alr fine I admit it, I have low iq playing chess to prove im not a stupid but im stupid.

[tame yoke]

do you think donald trump is predatory?

[forest path]

Ofc

[slow folio]

here

[full cobalt]

damn you got weird names and pictures everywhere

[forest path]

6m? Best i could do is 271k

[tame yoke]

for some reason he not in prison

[forest path]

lol

[tame yoke]

o hail the soviet union

[forest path]

For some reason hes actually back to being president

[tame yoke]

yep

its js restarted joe biden

[forest path]

Lesgoo become marxist and uphold communism

[tame yoke]

that made him become presidents

the democrats are delusional

[forest path]

Because capitalism sucks

[tame yoke]

they js increase taxes

no wonder why new jersey became a swing state

[forest path]

Exactly

Rich just getting richer

[tame yoke]

yeah

[remote portal]

How much time should you wait to play chess after you wake up?

[tame yoke]

idk, socialism still kinda bad

[forest path]

"What abt the kids in gaza" 🇮🇱🇮🇱

[tame yoke]

i prefer moderate politics

[forest path]

Do ur morning routine first before playing some

And always start with slower time controls so ur brain can be freshened up

[tame yoke]

poor getting poorer

[forest path]

i see ur point

[remote portal]

That's probably a good idea

[last badger]

Just edited this, here's the Magnus - Arjun Queen Slip zoomed in and in slow motion. Holy hell, that Queen went flyinnggg

[harsh sky]

the time it takes to start up computer

[forest path]

Honestly debates are a waste of time

[remote portal]

I'm pretty much here because of chess videos, memes, and educational chess videos

[tame yoke]

idk im not far into the political spectrum

[remote portal]

Now I see myself playing chess

[forest path]

Release the magnus files

[tame yoke]

far politics is very delusional for both sides

[forest path]

Lol

[tame yoke]

make diddy go back into prison

[forest path]

Oh yeah i forgor diddy got released

[brittle ridge]

I hate how 1200-1300 player play that well i won but then people ask how am i not improving... one i am not learning anything or spending time doing any calculation i play bullet and dont review my mistake and second people play like that at 12-1300

[tame yoke]

i dont dictatorships dawg

[forest path]

Back to showering with oil

[tame yoke]

rigged elections

[remote portal]

Hmmm

Maybe I should start drinking some coffee if I wanna play a bit of chess

[tame yoke]

back wearing white clothes and being bashed by diddy

[forest path]

Just dont play bullet and focus on blitz or even rapid

[forest path]

Who set that system up🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱

[slow folio]

get used to it, I was improving 100 elo/month till being 1200-1300 where I started failing my deadline and eventually not getting to 2000 in just 1,5 years

[forest path]

https://tenor.com/view/benjamin-netanyahu-netanyahu-jewish-gif-13500890569322376370

[tame yoke]

leonardo di caprio

[remote portal]

I've blundered my sleep schedule though, that's a problem

[slow folio]

I failed my deadline now I failed myself

[brittle ridge]

No if improving mean it gets harder qhen its already super hard chess is just something to motivate my blood lust

[forest path]

No he was also a victim of diddy

[tame yoke]

yeah

being exorted by diddy

[forest path]

I play chess to forget abt lust

And replace it with anger

[forest path]

Extortion in the big 25👀👀

[slow folio]

I play chess to forget abt stress

and replace it with anger, depression, hopeless, useless feeling

[brittle ridge]

Blood lust is kinda anger with murderous intent

[full cobalt]

idk what youre trying to say but stop playing bullet

[forest path]

Chess was never that serious

[tame yoke]

i saw it in a documentary

[forest path]

Follow what this guy said

[tame yoke]

gd reference

[forest path]

oh yeah i forgor to mention, i had an argument with my gf because she thinks i support slavery

[last badger]

Had to add the song just now

[full cobalt]

[tame yoke]

yeah because you are communist, and the soviet union enslaved people into the gulag. i think thats the reason

[brittle ridge]

Its not that serious but you know i dont like playong i play cause i am bored and i have a phone in my hand and nothing better to do and end up cursing people because it feels like 12-1300 are way to good for that level

[forest path]

JUST because i have the south side flag of the american civil war

[brittle ridge]

And sometimes they feel like they play like 500

[forest path]

Nah i had the bad guy flag in civil war

[tame yoke]

confederacy does not mean you support slavery

[slow folio]

is this tilting or I had reached the maximum intelligence I had for this game

[forest path]

then tell me why were they named slave states?

[full cobalt]

just play rapid with subway surfers below it cause your attention span is cooked

[tame yoke]

its more like supporting the southern states in america, and being patriotic

[forest path]

Oh yeah, because they used slaves as profits

[brittle ridge]

I support either solv9jg the problem in the world or killing everybody the middle is worthless and annoying

[tame yoke]

they were the states that legalised slavery insteaf of the north

[brittle ridge]

Na i got good attwntion span but i am not spending it on this garbage

[tame yoke]

the north is very woke

[forest path]

Still morally wrong so abraham kicked their asses

[tame yoke]

yeah but luckily civil rights suceeded

[full cobalt]

why are you complaining then

[tame yoke]

in 1964

[forest path]

https://tenor.com/view/america-america-meme-american-american-meme-american-pride-gif-196383287375311268

[oblique dagger]

What is usa

[tame yoke]

but there is still kkk

[forest path]

Unfair social abraham

[oblique dagger]

What is abrahma

[tame yoke]

USA is mc donalds but 1000000 times biger

[radiant swan]

its a typo for us trust

[brittle ridge]

Because i am not trying hard and still playong against people who seem to play perfectly like get higher rated leave me alone with your stupid 90 to 100 accuracy i am just 1300

[tame yoke]

abraham lincoln was a tuff guy

[forest path]

Idk how they affect politics, like neo nutsees

[tame yoke]

yeah

[oblique dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-chat-discord-mauzy-mauzymice-furry-gif-27187737

[tame yoke]

maybe like 100 members

[oblique dagger]

Happy 2026

[forest path]

Sup meow man

[tame yoke]

they are conservatives

far

[oblique dagger]

Hai cutie

[forest path]

Happy new years to u too🥳

[radiant swan]

and more violent cuz people wanna steal mcd food fr

[tame yoke]

at least they are not as delusional as the mormons

[forest path]

○/////○

[tame yoke]

also school shootinf everywhere

[forest path]

W

[oblique dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/ollie-boop-paws-boop-gentle-boop-gif-10872413038021902498

[radiant swan]

they just desperate for mcd food fr

[forest path]

https://tenor.com/view/steaming-stressed-stress-girl-anime-gif-9411558708912965904

[tame yoke]

the mormons is actually a cult

[tame yoke]

yamete kudasia

[forest path]

Let em believe what they believe

[brittle ridge]

Every groupe of people who thibk they are more right than others are a cult

[tame yoke]

yep

[oblique dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/pet-dog-gif-1353073961338598642

[forest path]

Then we'll see in the day of judgement🥳

[tame yoke]

do you think charlie kirk died as a hero or a villain

[radiant swan]

what if its just one person

[forest path]

https://tenor.com/view/hmpf-anime-annoyed-grr-ugh-gif-9035032

[slow folio]

what is kilometer 🗣️

[brittle ridge]

He wants to create one

[tame yoke]

1000 meters

[slow folio]

oh hi dengy

[oblique dagger]

Idk bro its too hard

[forest path]

Idk, he lived as a man and died as a man

[tame yoke]

yeah

he had kids

[oblique dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-cute-smile-pinch-cheeks-cheeks-gif-16456860

[swift current]

guys How the heck do I get fide rating guys

[tame yoke]

democrats are the pure definition of radicals schizophrenics

[slow folio]

which flag is this: 🇳🇿

[oblique dagger]

By getting a fide rating.

[tame yoke]

in every single factor

[forest path]

"Counting or not counting gang violence" "gets shot" js proves there are gaang violencce

[oblique dagger]

Italie ?

[worthy thicket]

emuland

[oblique dagger]

Wait its autraslia

[swift current]

???

[forest path]

Play me then u get ur rating

[tame yoke]

yeah especially in like detroit, baltimore

[formal shell]

hi

[forest path]

Samoa

[slim gulch]

New zealand

[oblique dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/mummy-mommy-boss-cry-gif-20529822

[radiant swan]

play fide rated tmts it should be around

[slow folio]

Flan would cry

[tame yoke]

hawaii

[slow folio]

Flan approved

[lyric pond]

hi

[swift current]

add

[oblique dagger]

@mint adder

[swift current]

where

[tame yoke]

hawaii is a country guys

[radiant swan]

just look it up vro social media literally anywhere

[forest path]

Ril

[swift current]

BRO I SWEAR ITS SO HARD TO FIND CASH CUPS IN THE PH

[oblique dagger]

Hai kawaii

[smoky sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/zesty-cat-niklas-cat-tongue-gif-9842551414196208576

[bitter sandal]

Any 800+ ppl wanna play a chess match

[oblique dagger]

What the hell is ph

[tame yoke]

when you take a step to touch grass boom

[smoky sinew]

Sure

[oblique dagger]

Does 348elo count

[swift current]

Phil

[slow folio]

vro pinged the wrong flan 😭

[oblique dagger]

@uneven turret

[bitter sandal]

User?

[forest path]

Alr cya guys imma go do what americans do, eat mcdonalds and be racist for no reason

[tame yoke]

how about when ur 6700 elo and ur considered good in chess

[bitter sandal]

Almost

[forest path]

Jkjk

[last badger]

OMGGGG

[smoky sinew]

Amanxguts

[slow folio]

yeah lol

[last badger]

MAGNUS KNOCKED OVER THE PIECES JUST NOW

[forest path]

Wwoahoah

[tame yoke]

dont forget to bring guns and step into a school full of kids

[oblique dagger]

SIX SEVEN THOUSAND ?

[tame yoke]

yep

[forest path]

On my bucketlist already

[swift current]

Philippines dud..

[forest path]

https://tenor.com/view/bosnov-67-bosnov-67-67-meme-gif-16727368109953357722

[last badger]

anybody watching World Blitz Championship right now?

[tame yoke]

and be obese

[cedar kayak]

Guys should I report ragebaiters in chess. Com?

[last badger]

Another Magnus content moment just happened

[bitter sandal]

I sent a match

[forest path]

Bad country terrible goobernment

[icy spire]

8/6k1/7p/8/2B3p1/4P1P1/6KP/8 b - - 2 49

[slim gulch]

Me

[gritty lark]

suggest openings

[drifting rock]

Hello boyssss, js came back from another 3 hour exam

[swift current]

Good country, blunder gooberment

[tame yoke]

no offense people are js over glazing abt phillipines

[last badger]

Magnus just knocked over like 5 pieces 💀

[tame yoke]

it is mid

[oblique dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/subaru-gif-2266977220034669417

[forest path]

I actually see more slander than glaze

[last badger]

arbiter intervention happening rn

[gritty lark]

wb

[tame yoke]

yk like abt country edits, there are like people saying LOVE PHILLIPINES FROM TURKEY

[swift current]

The people are good the gooberment is the bad part in the country

[forest path]

"Ph numba 1" like bro the only things u guys are number one are in ph sites

[drifting rock]

🫂

[forest path]

BY TEENAGERS

[drifting rock]

time to chess and lose my fkin mind

[gritty lark]

what opening you play

[drifting rock]

random

[tame yoke]

how abt north korea number 1

kim jong un so tuff

[swift current]

???

[forest path]

Number 1 at being goated

[tame yoke]

he can turn my country australian into a crater in js 1 minute

[gritty lark]

sigh

[tame yoke]

communism makes the country stronger not schizophrenic

[drifting rock]

i find it more fun to js ball it

[gritty lark]

we can't move on like this for good

[drifting rock]

although i use the setup for greek gift often as white

[tame yoke]

ignore poverty but north korea is more stable than south korea

[last badger]

No way we have 4 Magnus content moments during this tournament 💀

1st Magnus pushing the camera away
2nd Magnus slipping a queen off the board onto the floor against Arjun
3rd Magnus hanging a rook and getting jumpscared against Fabiano
and now 4th just now Magnus accidentally knocking over 4+ pieces

[vocal musk]

Hey guys what about chess

[last badger]

https://tenor.com/view/rich-gif-24345713

[vocal musk]

Its cool right?