#💬〡chess-talk
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it throws me off guard because everyone plays mainly e4 until 1100
i spam elite barbarians…
doesn‘t KID clear london
i won with this troll opening in 18 moves
I used to abort games where they played d4
Coward
should i finally connect an alt account (verified ) after all this time?
This is a joke dont trip
no
means yes. gotcha
d4 is overhated
quo
Fair point, though most of them suck and get their queen captured/let's me develop.
same
no d4 deserves genuine hate
i quit recently tho
ban yasuo
o
d4 players are my opps
btw imo 2000 elo is like 10k trophies on cr
meh
Whats ur real elo
CR is dohshit
it‘s not that boring and terrible
it depends on card levels a lot
its more like 5k by todays standards
my valk used to oneshot princess
for one of them you need braincells and the other one you dont
Hiii guys and girls!
bye
@tribal sage
?
it seems hard but i think it got easier tbf
yeah?
@scarlet elbow it's rated wtf 💀
it gets harder when i have to face full lvl 16
ion wanna rematch
TS is not true
ohh i forgot to change it again
I was like not really calculating it
6.5k
i got a brilliant
Who wanna play me im low elo
Anyone want to play rapid
shut up 💀💀
mee
same
gang there‘s a reason why it‘s 99th percentile
I worked hard for that elo
go and see
@tribal sage just play the game
Yeahhh check yo dm
nope
Elo?
stop spamming this stupid gif
that doesnt change my opinion still
BRO
i think its easier than it was before
1300 but can playy aganist 1500
Ok usr?
idk i could be wrong about that
Clash royale games take less time and I got 6.5k in 300 games good luck reaching that 2000 rapid in 300
taking longer ≠ difficulty
what if we all meowed
i dont play clash royale is it that obvious
YOGESH_KKK
It is how much you learn vro
Bro was making up stuff
Sowwy
I knew it
can i sacrifice my unborn child for 2000
im 4k vro

holy bananas
i havent played in like 2 months 💔
@magic shard play me
W or L purchase
W
what time control
Just check mated with pawn
Now checkmate with a castle
am I allowed to say rapid
Kk lemme try
Vaping help with playing better chess
yeah so 10+0 right
eys eys yse
I always play better chess when I vape
I'm just saying it because I know that you cared enough to purchase it that's why it's W even if I was to say L you wouldn't care to much but this purchase was special for you and in the end it's not that anyone opinion would matter which brings me to ask the following question , why does it matter ?
Because i depend on the validation of others to stay well 
fair enough

I just wanted to show it tbh see if yall knew it
hell yea MCR That’s lit

Wdym chessmaxing
I love Tal look at him with his aura and anthropomorphic style
Maybe bobby was right afterall
I'm NOT tal 😭
Me neither im short
I'm shorter for sure
QUEEN TO H4 CHECKMATE
How short is vro
How short 
I'm 166cm
Oh ur short
Damn
Amazing to see older people smaller 😊
Some one play against me?
I'm actually fine with da
tbh I was 165cm at 14 rn like 173-5 at 17 🥀
I'm 175 at 21
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Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1793 (peak)
It's over for me😔
I might get there....maybe not even 173 tbh 😭
so close to 1800
Ofc u are why did i guess otherwise-
It's joever
and I am still short considering most of my classmates are 183+
got 3 of them at 1.9m 😭
Some one play against me?
HOLYYYY
Hello
Some one play against me?
Mogged

My ex was 194 cm
What does that mean 🥺💔 idk those slangs lolll
The power of vaping is that you play better chess
Wowwww 😭, that's probably gonna be my partner, no way I get someone shorter 🥀
u a woman or a man
Brutal.🥀
Not that I wasn't wanting someone taller anyway :3 lol
Im a guy 
Kramnik
ur ex gf was 1.94m tall
?
Women
No 😭, not him
Next who types is a sus didy 🥶
Who want a vape
Was ur ex a guy or a girl
where tf u found r a forrest 😭 ?
He'll think that I'm cheating on him everytime
Wish I had a girl tall 1.94m
Trans girl
Anyway want a vape
But lowkey girl 194 and she isn't only bones
That peak ngl
My drug is only chess and coffee, srr
1.94 girls are rare
So no vape
she be leading the family at that point 😭
Yee
XD not that i much care and not that i would kbnow cause i'm new but doesn'y this convo belong in the general-off-topic section?
Kratos type shit
You don’t want a vape
Fr
yu
ya
Nerd
Oh yeee lmao, but this chat is most of the time talking about other things, but I swear we all talk about chess 😭🙏
chess-talk is relative
No vape
Furry shut up gng
XD okay sorry for interupting
I see you are a master too now
how is it reaching this domain?
bro u spamming xd at this point
xD
reminds me of 2020
anyone wanna play rapid?
let my boy laugh bru
🥀
It's peak
Nah the mods are sleeping
@magic shard aoiwehfiausehfasuioefasilefasefiolasef
DUDE I WAS THINKING AFTER YOU PUSH B4 TO BULLY MY ROOK I COULD TAKE THE PAWN WITH MY KNIGHT
OK im losing too much elo with the trolling ima stop now.
I forgot my bishop needs to protect my horsey.
I hold the ballance between theory n reality in the holy duck temple what about u
LMAO yeeee 😭
Im scared to go back to lichess since Ill probably tilt
I hold the truth on my castle
🔥
Take a break for now, try doing some puzzles or play in an authorized alt acc

I trolled that game that was terrible
I wait for the arise of a new master but only time will tell when that will happen
Its amazing how you say 'authorised' account
I felt like you weren't trying mid game I wont lie.
LMAO 😭whyy
I KNEW RECAPTURING WITH THE PAWN WAS BETTER
cause my isolated pawn yup yup im smart and stuff
I don't wanna get timeout for supporting cheating 😭💔
So I let it clear it's authorized
I mught stay here for a while tbf
Doryetuosenbcakohn trolling is tuff
nah I'm just bad
stop it papa.
I got an auth alt acc just to play bird on it ( and only bird )
Ok, then talk about alts on lichess on chess.com discord and vice versa
That fits the vibes of a duck 😎
havent played on it in like 2 months but who knows maybe when ill have time ill start doing it again
You should play Duck Chess. Seems fitting for Your Royal Majesty The Ruler Of Ducks and Duckingdom
Yee better
I do play duck chess but there arent many that play and those who play are very high rated
waiting for a duck chess bot to be released
You should obviously win - I expect nothing less from the Master, the King, the Omnipotent God of Ducks. If you've lost even a single game, then youre a fraud but I have trust in you
vro's only legal move is a checkmate after a check 😭
In life you never lose, you learn. Saying that a lose is a loss is the loss and sad is the one who doesnt learn.
What if you lose your life? Then do you learn?
others will learn from how you lived
Vape for life
I mean....it works
If you want to vape, you can vape but be knowing of the risks first. I for one will never vape or smoke.
anyone wanna play rapid?
I go by the same belief
Lets not
No, I don't feel like it
brain rot pfp, maximum age is 6, maybe 7
and this covers alcohol too
I'd prefer not to be immortal though...
Ok but lets not like yk
only reason I would like being immortal is that it would give me time to learn new stuff
When you are immortal, even knowledge will eventually become useless
now the fact that you will be isolated at some point is the only downside but it is what it is
You won’t vape
indeed but why seek knowledge just so that you use it for something?
not when the rapture happens and i can use my opening prep on god
Why learn, then in the first place?
that would be quite flamey 
just so that I know more random stuff
I love knowing random stuff
2k got clapped
i destroyed his winstreak lol
The people you know will die over and over again, every time you suffer pain you will not die even if its unimaginable, eventually you'll be floating in space for the rest of your life, you'll watch other humans evolve when you don't, if anyone locks you in a room - good luck u stuck in it forever, youll go insane with boredom, youll be probably in a lab under scientific reasearch, and more i wont say
Eventually no food, no drinks, you might grow old and have a permenant beard or be stuck at the same point of growth forever
Someone should make a chess idle
Poor guy
enough people from my family died and I felt nothing death isn't something that should sadden someone rather be happy that it ended and for the stuff you experienced than be sad for the fact that they are no longer. I shall be used for test but at least I will be used at something that could help others.
Im sorry about that, I feel as if I dont want to debate against u anymore
tbh I know most outcomes of what would happen if someone would be immortal
Buh
We need a chess idle game
it's chess talk not mensa bro
not everything has to be a philosphical question
What you think of Mensa tho
but it is more interesting when it is
now let's talk chess
Ya we need a chess idle game
GUYS! We've found Dr.Strange! Now tell us, out of the '14M possibilities' of the universe, in how many will I become OP and be able to do anything practically possible at human limits?
bunch of snooty people who think highly of themselves based on a number
I didnt meant it that way 😭
I mean general ones that you've mentioned
Mensa is power tho
I need your wisdom, mighty Master of Ducks!
no it's not gang
Nba
Ts so real
Okay, which chess piece is the healthiest for you to eat/drink and why?
if a pawn advances to a queen do you think it will remember its time as a pawn and try to overthrow the board for tactically unfair treatment, or does it's memory get wiped?
for example you could get stuck underground with ur head in a toilet until something gets you out of there and the things that could get you out from there are more than I can think of at the moment and at any time in the future
bishops, human smoothie
i don't wanna eat stone or royalty, knights could be fine on the condition that they're only horses and not horses with a human in armor on top of it
It sacrifices itself for the greater good
Bishops are sort of royalty though Im not sure how much,
If not powerful enough you will never join Mensa
oh no, the tragedy
Ladies and gentlemen, it is with great pleasure I announce to you, that I've finally hit 850 on chess.com 4 months after getting into the world of chess 🫡
nah
in what way is it sacrificing itself if promoted to a queen?
congrats and well wishes
Thank you comrade
I haven't used discord in ages lol
too much chess?
It summons a royal queen, which had previously sunk into the eternal abyss of captures (other games), and in return sacrifices itself and makes the noble decision to descend into the void of doom, from where it can never return.
i can see that u made ur acc back in 2017. Just remembered ur password or sum 😭 ?
Dawg I gained 70 elo today @limpid viper
I reclaimed my elo hayyy
Yes
and i've lost 180 in the last 2 days 🔥
What rating did you start on?
1410 again
yes
sounds reasonabe, thanks for answering that question, would've been eating away at me otherwise
1776 (I've played since January)
Ts is so tuff
YES! Exactly the attitude we need. If everyone else (apart from me of course) were like you, I would be ecstatic!
we're now the same rating in blitz lol
Yo that is vg for Januray ngl - u have a coach or smth?
You're 2000 tho
Does it look like I can pay?
not anymore 💀
Im 1300 rapid, wanna play me 3 0?
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Rapid: 2000 (2086 peak)
Blitz: 1859 (2042 peak)
Bullet: 2001 (peak)
Idk, is sm1 helping u coz if not then its rly impressive
Vro forgot the 3 game loss rule
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Rapid: 1366 (peak)
Blitz: 1937 (1952 peak)
Bullet: 2255 (2327 peak)
no i lost like 10 games in a row purely on tilt 😭
Nah I've installed discord thinking I’d finally outgrown it. Fast forward to today i reinstalled it just to see how all yall fine people are doing
and i've just been slipping lower and lower since
Nah I've played chess before tho (I've been playing for like 2 years now)
Just become better
ya 20 smth years ?
OK good luck. Unfortunately im only 1366 rapid as you can see.
You're in the top 90% percentile so uhhh not bad
Yes, I made this account back when I was 12.
Yep, I play more bullet tho. I like bullet more obv
oh lol
I hate bullet and blitz but I'm warming up to it
Time flies, 2017-2019 was a blast, miss those times
Im 1366 rapid, 1900smth blitz and 2300 bullet Usually
Grown man by the way in discord server with mostly kids
What, how old are you guys
But you can assume my real strength is 1366!
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Hello chat
I would assume that it's 1900
Uh im 13
i had a really fun game today where my opp played the sicilian and we played a rossolimo and i went for a maroczy bind structure, really interesting
15
Stop the cap
Hello - now goodbye since you should go touch grass.
u dont say that to the moderators do u? or to the community admins.
21
I actually did not too long ago
His blitz is 1900 and it's lowkey more reasonable to use blitz as the estimate than rapid
My national rating is 2067 (RESIST TEMPTATION!)
OHHHH 2067A?
when is someone considered grown ass man bc i might have to feel offended
Nice, now do it again
Idk who are the moderators or community admins
Where th do you get the A from
Why
NAWW THIS IS A GREENFLOWER ALT
Like not a minor
I think you might've sent it before
look on the right
man i lost 125 elo for a week
hey @torn sparrow found your alt - i might be wrong but whatever
What
you're on your phone aren't you
@Everyone
It's not 💔
@rapid mirage @dark trout @astral girder just a piece of advice from this old man, don’t sink your time into Discord or the Internet at large. Get off your phones and put your time to better use, read a book and enjoy life, just thought y'all had to read this.
Yh
HUH
I'm actually the alt of @fading quiver and @brittle quiver
Itsmerio is a good friend vro
Too late
Casually just saying smth that could get you banned
It's 2:35am perfect time to enjoy life man thanks for the reminder
Umm bro its a holiday u should be working
yall will i get banned if some salty dude told me im cheating and i made fun of him and sarcastically suggested he was right
Nah I lost access to those accs
Sleep is advisable, though nocturnal creatures are better suited to sleep in daylight hours
how the heck can this be a draw by insufficient material
White lost on time, not black
Nah its not too late If I could go back in time to my mid teens I'd stop pouring my best hours into a screen, trust me
white times out, black doesnt have enough material to win, draw
I'm in college
he ran out of time and you had insuficcient material to checkmate him
he can checkmate me but he lost to time but neither that happened
Draw by timeout and insufficient material
Oh
White lost on time but black doesn't have sufficient material to checkmate
Basically, even if black tries he cannot mate. However, white has already lost on time. So chess com adjudicates it as a draw
its rare occurance
Hello guys, Nice to meet you all! I am a newbie to chess, just started few months back. I need your help with regards to a rule which apparently, I can't grasp... As per subject, draw for insufficient material, WHY? I can understand of course the semantic but what does that mean in reality? If You look...
Yh in the l9ng run it would be a stalemat
My acc was made in 2021 and I'm 15 rn
I was 11 when I made it
glad im black not white 😅
on short you have insufficient material (so you can’t win) and your opponent ran out of time (so they can’t win). You both can’t win = draw n viceversa
Guys, I'm just curious, is there anyone 19 or over here? Just curious
A lot of people actually
I was like 10 when I made mine
i get it now , thanks
Vro is 13💀
13 is not bad compared to this
(This was my third acc on discord. The first one was made when I was 8)
what's that username 😭
Bros just starting puberty and is about to go through a big hormone spike. 😭
Am i the only one who plays chess way better on board then online, like i blunder the easiest things online and in real life i won several people who are rated over 1600 (im 1050 on chess.com)
a lot of people. dont feel special
Wait, there are people born after 2010? 💀
I knew someone who was 11 and was 2000 on cc on discord
why would i feel special, i feel bad because of it
dont feel bad either u just a regular player
like what is this💔
also i lost 150 rating in a week
base on experience, it's hard to get out of 900-1000
First time?
yeah
like I literally grind my way out there
i was 1200 2 days ago
I went from 1250 to 1150 one time then went to 1500 in one week it depends on how well you understand the game at one point and how well u can focus
You don't the reference?
huh 😭😭😭
now im 1050
i know the reference
Oh okay
im kinda bad at focusing, i always check discord when i play online
i mean i focus well in real life though
Guys it's been good to catch up, I'm gonna go see how other servers are doing, goodbye, stay safe
People in 900-1000 has lots of potential but was stuck in that borehole
go fullscreen or try to reduce as many things that distract you
like thats so true, at first im getting 10 wins in a row and then some indian baljeet obliterates me while i have 20 accuracy
There's a way to fix that. Just use an engine...... I'm joking don't do it, bye now
it's your problem that you let yourself get distracted by things that you could easily close or block
he said the b-word 💀
A few days ago vs now
oh no
Staying focused is still the toughest part for me too
way easier to do it behind a real board
for me to stay focused when I play online I need to have smth in my ears like my earbuds n to be in a comfy place or somewhere where there isnt much stuff going around me
well im glad i'll have a tournaments between schools of my region soon
Really? I've never played chess on a real board
maybe we'll advance to the state tournament
I kinda just enter in a total focus mode whenever I want usually
yeah i swear man
wish i could do that
i mean u don't have nun to distract you
so u can stay focused'
on a real chess board
With a real chess girl
I can do it in a room full of people too tho people say I look like a mentally challanged person when I do cuz I do not talk with no one and do my shi when everyone else is doing smth totally random 😭
46% winrate for 7 days dawg
Respect to that
About the same for me lol
just win 4 games 🥀
the chess girl is in fact my p.e teacher and he is over 50 years old
Hai cuties
so i like this one girl and I'ma tell her this dont get me wrong and my mother tells me randomly that from all the girls in my hs she likes her the most since she knows her since she was little 😭 I didnt knew shit like this before

and she was telling me this like she was expecting me to confess to her anyways at some point
i click to play against newbies and i meet people who are obviously not newbies, why is the community like this lol
Yo look at me cooking these 1950s
Not bad
Bros cooking
bros burning them alive
What if kxf3
G4 pawn
Illegal move buddy..
Wait kxh2 better
Prove it.
Rh1#
Kxh2 loses to Rh7+ Kg1 Rah1#
Fah
Doryet's the name, pooping is the game!
💀
pooping?????
pawns






nothing ever changes
thats how to make the chat dead
damn
miserable ass game
Isn't it beautiful?
nah, you are not loyal
What is that supposed to mean?
you left your wife to die alone
You assume that I am married??
my brain's fried
if you keep saccing your queen you wont get married
Hahahahahaha
what was the sequence to win back the queen?
i wish more people played sicilian at my level
fried brain , is this a new opening
Losing in 15 🥀🥀
Lock in dude
why?
Dude, do you know how much theory there is in the sicillian?
bc it's fun to play against as white
Guys we got more cook
yeah so what?
yea @lone glen what's your point?
oh no i did not know this information before
bc the easy opening lines aren't that hard to know the basics...
holy overcomplication
Oh hell nah
prolly the same with all other openings though?
Peoples at your rating are afraid to study that much theory. Besides you might not know all the variation in the sicillian
Lmao
2k ppl gotta maintain their superiority smh
To be honest, I doubt it
I don't understand how saccing a queen and a bishop is worth a bishop and a knight . Unless i'm missing something
what superiority
No worries
you win back the queeen somehow
Mate to be. Correct me if im wrong, i didnt calculate
Of never losing to magnus carlson
no
it says that he doesnt take bishop, only knight and then queen
because it does not matter, you mainly face the same few lines, and white has a few tools which they can use to make it easier
Its mate if you take bro.
Ion even learn openings
My way of playing is f it we ball
Isn't it not the theory that maters, it's the memorization? or am I wrong...
Isnt that the same thing?
I'm really showing that i'm 500 elo
Lovely am I right?
You need to memorise theory
no?
it's not that deep my guys
@harsh frost ?
its not though?
Chess addiction changes a man
the theory is why it works, but you need to memorize the theory?
you can know theory, but just not memorize the main lines...
no no i'm in the trenches with y'all but saying you shouldn't play the sicilian because it's too much theory is crazytown
see
Whats your rating ma dude?
my opponents are as likely to know all lines as i am and i just go for a maroczy bind whenever i can, people fold to it pretty easily
Wdym by know theory?
Dont you know theory when uve memorised it
ok let me just say the sicilian isn't hard to memorize
shut up and forget we ever mentioned the sicilian
was 1930 at the start blitz tho i often troll on cc blitz...
tbh in a lot of openings isn't it more important to understand the theory instead of simply knowing the moves
as long as you know the pieces that you want to roll out, and the order, your are set
True
need to be careful so i dont timeout when chattting
the only two differences are whether they push kings pawn or not.
For fks sake
Just checked this guy is 500-900
guys i just got my first briliant but i dont have any more game reviews to check it out
@harsh frost mb that I argued
If you want to get 2000, you got to play gambits, agressive opening lines where peoples struggle bro
Just stop making blunders 1k elo isnt tough
gang what did you expect from the explanation they gave (yes i know that's ironic coming from me but i'm self aware)
Wtf man im out of 2000-2200 role
all love, no hate
lmao im not actually bad
Nah, I can do whatever opening i want and still get there
So 2k elo when
What a skill issue
i need to see this
ion run it
For example: e4 d5 exd5 Nf6 c4 e6 dxe6 Bxe6. Peoples in 1900 just get overwhelmed.
Yeah you just need to memorise the theory ig 🥀🥀✌️
😭😭
IDK HOW...
No one plays scandi,
hoshi lets run it
Ikr 2k elo aint that hard
nobody takes d5
hoshi please play babyboyluke i really need some entertainment
I used to play scandi and man
how can you check ppls elo
On toilet
whats yo elo
It was always so excruciating defending all those attacks
Well Im just saying. If you dont want my advice than do whatever you want. I am just saying by experience
Ur role buddy
Ight bruh its 3 am but whatever
cc like 750, lichess almost 900

thx
Yea ig
i know bro dw
Your welcome. Good luck to 2000
My biggest fear is mouseslpping
@harsh frost whats ur user
What do you know?
that i'm bad
In blitz?
TOASTYTURTLES
but players at my elo in lichess are worsen far worse
Always
i mouse slipped queen just a couple mins ago
Ight
lichess interface makes me want to die
send
lichess left extremism makes me...
Botez gambit lol
AND I MOUSESLIPPED FOR GODS SAKE
i wish
Then your just unlucky, or skill issue. (jk)
No my mouse skills are off the chart in the wrong direction
Buy a better mouse bro
yeah i know but there are better time controls, better puzzles, better game review
WTF
Is it me or chess books are super underrated??
this is gonna be a fun game to watch
Most of the ppl are too lazy to read em
Thats why they are underrated
Yepp
why is bro opening up the centre when his king isn't castled
725 elo
gang i'm about the same and i don't do that shi
im playing aggresive
Like I bet nobody knows what Dynamics vs Statics means
best feeling ever is to destroy someone's winstreak
Go for it ig
Ur a good 750 elo player then
What you all think of idle games
OK im done for 2day I flippin mouseslipped g6 when i wanted to go h6 and his bishop on b2 I mean...i gained rating
diddyblud you're making your knight more difficult to develop
How many people are that is that hard
Did you face any chess masters bro?
Sometimes, FMs NMs usually if so
Same lol
Tho i mostly play lichess whenever i do cc thats what happens
You also good i assume ur fide is abt 1700 to 2100
2050 actually
YO
Is game review drunk I just blundered my queen and got a brilliant by castling 💔 💔
this guy could have gone knight f3 and won
can anyone please join my /variants https://www.chess.com/variants/custom/lobby
2200 lichess and 2150 chesscom
/av @naive jolt
Yeah
/av @naive jolt
!av @naive jolt
wdym?
what r u tryna do
See your pfp
i was plahing that would have been a blunder
?av @somber kindle
?av @naive jolt
Yh its the lichess bots
?av @naive jolt
Yea i saw that after i moved
No your profile picture
I dont think the ? works
lichess.org/practice is cool to speedrun
I feel like the Puzzle Streak in lichess will make you improve so much. Because you get to build a habit of finding easy tactics then you calculate harder tactics with no time pressure
i was playing the worst chess of my life
lost four games in a row
and then someone played caro kann against me
anybody watching our game
Only 4 games is surprising for the worst in your life...
that's how bad caro kann is
Please tel me you won this
Is caro that bad
:(
I feel like the Puzzle Streak in lichess will make you improve so much. Because you get to build a habit of finding easy tactics then you calculate harder tactics with no time pressure
Depends, usually ppl dunno how to play it correct
objectively speaking caro kann isn't bad, people just suck at it
i have had 17 game loss streaks but i think my overall play was much worse in these 4 games
I have quite a low High Score of 65 since i dont do much, i think its low for a high score
I know the first 4 move only too
bros talking and playing...
Alien gambit 👽👽👽
and is still cooking me
the tiktok edits on the alien are sooo good
caro kann kel variation makes it look bad
what's the kel variation
But everyone never plays h6 😭😭😭
alien gambit isn't that good bro
Either theyre just not smart or know what 2 do
Ive heard bout it but never learnt it
Ppl dunno what to do against it tho so..
What do you know about it bro?
Recommend learning it 100%
i've played against it a few times
and i'ven ever lost against it
What if GM’s played versus you bro?
tal variation with c4
it's not really original
but the way i play it is unmatched
Ig i’ll ive heard a lot about it
that's a dumbass thing to say
a gm could move all their pawns up 2 squares and still win against me
it's not an achievement or a testament as to how good or bad an opening is
Yeah im gonna flag
So you think that GM’s will lose versus you if they played an alien gambit versus you?
Too late for this shit
can you read
fuh
Where is everyone from?
why ask?
???
Was curious, the different time zones
Collecting data to sell to the aliens
oh noes1!1!1!
when does magnus nerf patch release
"a gm could move all their pawns up 2 squares and still win against me
it's not an achievement or a testament as to how good or bad an opening is"
oh
Zamnn
bro is up 2 minutes and a pawn what the flip
ain't no way bro is losing to a 7àà
theres a puzzle mode where its identical
I'm saying who are you to judge if an opening is good or bad?
I think you get the point
HELL YEAHHHHH
idk prolly when hes like 60
i'm not, stockfish is, which is infinitely more objective than you or i could ever be
1.h4 is a good opening
Its completely refuted practically maybe if one player is very good compared to the other even with the handicap they might win but 1v1 same level its lost
i won
yeah i get the idea im just saying theres one on cc too
Chesscom says otherwise
Imagine if chess was a idle game
how is this a flex
I hate playing online I don’t think I’ll ever play online again over the board is so much easier
bro lost to a 725
Happens
Well maybe imma check it out
After all u lost
Imagine chess if it was idle game
on time so its fine
At the end what matters is victory
guys what move do i play
all love do you want to play again sometime?
you are the one who lost
He is so mad at himself!!
DAMN IT
Why not lmaoo
I’ll flag you again
?
I see fire
you would expect a 1970 to be destroying a 725 but ig not
Nice and he can’t block
if only his king wasnt on the same rank as his queen, boohoo
Oh wait the 700 loss the game My bad lol
I am not that cruel 😘
you would expect me a 1500 to always lose to bastman whos like 2200-2399, but ig not
lol yea I should have won but I dont have premove on
What elo tho? Since anyone above 1000 doesnt fall for discovery’s
Good morning:33
Not true
Yeah right
he though he was saving the queen
I feel so stupid
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It’s a beginner tactic
Who wants to play me on lichess
😭
?
Classical
@somber kindle see 1500 rapid
Dw
:/ i dun think my opponent is going to make a move
boredom lines :D
why
nnah he got vialoted... https://www.chess.com/game/147300213978?move=58
Happens
1500 still fall for em not as often but it happens sometimes
imagine he playsss lmao
He probably started at 1600 and was actually a 800 strength player
I usually write my thoughts in OTB games on a paper
(As a kid)
no, he just didnt see far enough to notice the pin
Do you play otb?
Of course
Who’s dumb enough to keep the king x-rayed 🩻 with a checking piece?
Whats ur fide
ay hoshi, do you have any tips for me?
I got an anime figure with big tits that's right next to my chess board
2050
How old are you
Why is that so important?
Yeah manage time better make less blunders and castle before opening up the centre
What.
Just curious
blunders???
Ofc
i mean ig it worked
bc I was up 23 points of material
Yep cuz i wasnt trying
Is there a way to change the default arrow color from yellow to blue? I don't wannt have to hold the hotkeys every time
Its a mistake, he probably didnt see the rook pins the queen so cant block but 1500 arent magnus they still make mistakes
I made a fake name and etc. My real name is not Konnerr and etc
Youre going to do alot of blunders playing chess
I know but like im curious what your age is
The size of her breast compared to my hand
fs
I rather not say if thats ok
Real
Youre under 13
does nobody think this is weird?
Wrong
people just dont wanna say their age sometimes lol
18-24
thats something somebody under 13 would say
I'm a girl, and I got this from my own mom 😭
13?
just because someone doesnt want to share PRIVATE information with you does NOT mean they are under 13
oh shoot, sorry jully
🥀 ts on a chess server
Alright my bad
And on #💬〡chess-talk
Yeah she's right next to my chess board
Like bro, I want to be private alright my g?
Okay g
aight mb that validates it then
Well I never encounter these players
they finally moved... idk what they were trying to calculate?
We got it
Who’s toasty turtles?
I think asking for age is bannnable lowkey
a fellow german? in this economy?
Au moins personne peuvent me comprendre quand je parle dans ce langue ci
ummm me?
I’ll play you
why?
I'm not even german
How?
lmao
your worldmap is in german
are you american
Lmao
Im germsn
why
I'm a ukrainian living in austria ❤️
Just for fun. A unrated

Man right next to a holy image?
well close enough
It might be Austrian vro
did u live in ukranian before the war. sorry if its insensitave
🍻
I'm not christian
whats your elo
austrians are just mountain germans
Yes
Why do you have it tho
Ehhh 2060rn
I have it from my grandma
They have less migration vro
And it just stayed there
But wtv
What do you guys wish to do during the New Year's?
Based
drink and eat
Alright
Umm study ig
Reach 3100 elo
is austria mountainous
gng didnt u claim to be an immigrant or smth 💀
Not happening
Bro believes the stories
Which change daily
😂
doxxing u as we speak
Yall but if youre not 16 and atleast IM,Your chess career is baeically screwed tho
Getting a chess title will make me happy my g
then why play a 725?
Like you cant become a super gm
Cuz you’re egoing here? 💀
What do you even consider gm
Guaranteed
This is decreasing everyday vro
big pp
Wdym
a person with the title "grandmaster" lol
insane question
In 30 years given chess is important and around you will need to be GM at 14
Welll Gm=2500,Show 2500 performance,And beat other gms
beating gms doesn't make you a gm, getting the gm title does
What is that question?
I know but its neccesary
I'm 100 elo
Oc
Thats nonsense
You actually do have to beat other GMs for norms or smth
You needa get 3 norms, right?
you beat gms along the way but it's not like the main thing
and 2500 elo
your mad you were down 23 points of material
or 2550 idk
Oohh
You also have to beat people from other countries
its above a certain number of fide ranking
If you beat a GM then you have potential to be a GM (except by time)
I agree
It's not chess improvement is becoming easier
Would never be mad about winning an unrated game where I was throwing whatever moves
Wait youre kind of right
i think you meant to say 4
yeah and like i said that comes along the way to getting the title but you dont go around with the goal of beating foreigners or grandmasters, you go with the goal of getting norms and gaining rating
But rn the acceptable GM minimum is 16 or 15
guys is this the real michal jackson
Is Arjun better than gukesh?
No
Its crazy that a kid that is 3 years old is already 1500
nah
Ofc
Why would someone doubt that
Predicting a world where chess will decline in popularity
and now your using italics to try to push your point across 🤦♂️
He is though
But not absolutely
Very contraversial
i didnt know mj was white
Of course uou say that
Im 13,I literally started chess this year,But because technology is so advanced,Right now im at 2245 elo lichess classical
Just putting emphasis on what I wanna say🥀🥀
Hes higher rated
why 😭
Whattttt
gang are you actually that delusional
Money changed that
You have his emoji next to your name
technology?
oh
Chess technollogy advanced alot
lichess rating is so off, 2245 lichess is like 1500-1600 chesscom
oh right
Yeah no way
Rating does not mean you are better than another at GM Level
yes probably?
that is such cap bro
you don't think you beat him do you?
its more like 2000
ik i didn't beat him
you have no idea how good 2250 lichess classical is
dw, most people here are around that elo
doesnt seem that good
Good for you maybe
But Magnus is number one and he didn’t compete but would’ve beaten gukesh
it is
ohio approved
yes
except the guy you are talking to is probably cheating
Chesscom is better than Lichess users. Who agrees?
who?
nope
people play classical on lichess and don't expect to be playing against the fish exclusively?
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1. d4 f5 2. e3 Nf6 3. Bd3 e6 4. e4 Be7 5. exf5 exf5 6. Bxf5 g6 7. Bd3 d5 8. Bg5 O-O 9. Bxf6 Rxf6 10. f3 c5 11. Ne2 Qe8 12. c3 cxd4 13. cxd4 Bb4+ 14. Nc3 Qe3 15. a3 Bxc3+ 16. bxc3 Nc6 17. c4 Nxd4 18. Ra2 Rxf3 19. gxf3 Nxf3+ 20. Kf1 Bh3#
playing sm dutch defense these days :/
Lichess players are often a lot more skilled
Im literally gotham cheese
Lichess user 100%
wow
FALSE
are you comparing a company to the users of lichess
I honestly have no clue why people talk about lichess in a chesscom server
a lot of cheaters on there yeah