💬〡chess-talk

[finite elm]

Wtff are we talking about... We cant be this unemployed

[tame yoke]

its a good new name for polish opening

[tame yoke]

nah we cant afford houses noadays

houses are js too expensive

nowadays

its because of boomers yk

[finite elm]

L+pavement better

[tame yoke]

i prefer sleeping at mc donalds then a house

its js too expensive yk

[tame yoke]

andrew tate mindset be like

[finite elm]

Yeah.. cuz u might get a free treat if u look too homeless 🥰

[tame yoke]

at least

have u watch the video when a homeless guys got a haircut and he looks like a mafia member?

[stone flume]

Look at pizza prizes in HK by the way

[finite elm]

I guess.. so yeah ur not ugly
U r just poor

[tame yoke]

gen z cant even afford a coffin house in hong kong. boomers are better off in hongkong than us

[tame yoke]

better than south korea no matter what

[finite elm]

Idc abt ts
Show me sky scrappers and mafias of HK

[tame yoke]

damn

[stone flume]

I’m in the metro

[tame yoke]

so ur going to dubai?

[tame yoke]

at least the metro good

[finite elm]

Cool

[nova roost]

Sup

[tame yoke]

hi

[nova roost]

I'm a newbie

Just joined

[tame yoke]

yeah u can be better

[nova roost]

🙂

[tame yoke]

plus there will be a kyu guy friending u

if u stay longer

[nova roost]

U guys play kour.io or Veck.io?

Or any games?

[finite elm]

I like how hk always has english as 2nd language everywhere.. unlike japan(il japan tho)

[tame yoke]

i play dress to impress

[brazen galleon]

Omg we are in the same train!
Go talk to the guy in the front on the train. Code word is the n-word. No worries

[sick jungle]

Wild

[tame yoke]

its a british colony

[finite elm]

Nahh chess is enough

[tame yoke]

and japan never colonize

[native pike]

fuh

[kindred crypt]

e4 d5
e5 kc6
d4 ???

[tame yoke]

by europeans

[nova roost]

Xd

[finite elm]

I knew it.. i was just acting dumb

[tame yoke]

so what

[tame yoke]

wow, i cant believe that your "acting dumb"

[finite elm]

Nig..

[tame yoke]

say the full word

say it

[finite elm]

Btw im brown so i can say half the n-word

[brazen galleon]

[tame yoke]

your not gonna get banned

[radiant swan]

legendary spawn

[tame yoke]

you still cant say n word yk

[magic shard]

phenomenal spawn

[radiant swan]

what up 2600

[finite elm]

Nahh im not falling for this

[brazen galleon]

Imagine Nigeria vs Germany and they only show furst 3 letters on the score table

[tame yoke]

if you want to get muted

[radiant swan]

dor entered 2600 🥶

[tame yoke]

then say it

[magic shard]

@brazen galleon hi

[radiant swan]

atp just get 3000 it should br lightwork for you

[magic shard]

do you remember me

[kindred crypt]

say what?

[brazen galleon]

I need to link my new acc

[brazen galleon]

Hi

[finite elm]

Its pronounced like "nijer" tho.. unfortunately

[magic shard]

we sometimes talked before and we played one match once when i was 2000
I'm 2600 now 🔥

[radiant swan]

show me some sugar better be 2800-2999 vro

[brazen galleon]

Crazy

[tame yoke]

replace the j with double g and say it in hard r

just say it

[brazen galleon]

Soon xD

[tame yoke]

dont be scared

didnt you said you were brown

[finite elm]

Niqqa im not gonna say it

[tame yoke]

?

[brazen galleon]

I just got 36 rating refund yesterday lmao

[tame yoke]

js say it

tho, andrew tate

[radiant swan]

@magic shard ban him now

[kindred crypt]

mod just got into a fight with his pillow gf and needs to ban someone

[finite elm]

I've half the n word pass

[kindred crypt]

just say it

[stark blade]

I got score 34 on puzzle strom lichess it is good?

[tame yoke]

half is not good enough. andrew tate very disapointed in u.

[radiant swan]

only 35 or above is good

[brazen galleon]

[proven wave]

Don't ask anybody to say something like that

[tame yoke]

i thought u were tuff

[tame yoke]

he said it first tho

[radiant swan]

@proven wave you have to see this

[kindred crypt]

cmon man he needs to let off steam just be racist

[tame yoke]

not me

[magic shard]

thanks for reporting

[stark blade]

I'm so noob

[brazen galleon]

Live is a race

[radiant swan]

no problem table sir

[tame yoke]

look

tell him to stop not me

[brazen galleon]

Oh oh

[proven wave]

Can you reply to that message? So I can confirm?

[tame yoke]

yes

[radiant swan]

i replied to one vro

[proven wave]

Thanks

[magic shard]

shortcut you can search for that guys messages in search history

[tame yoke]

he said it

[brazen galleon]

Thats the guy. Ban him

[tame yoke]

so go mute him not me

[radiant swan]

show us your search history vro

[magic shard]

chess.com lichess.org youtube.com docs.google.com diep.io

[proven wave]

Yes I know my brain is not working. Doing that

[tame yoke]

so all im saying is he said it first cuz he thinks indians same as africans. not me

[radiant swan]

"diep.io" in the big 25 fr

[kindred crypt]

indegenious tribes**

[magic shard]

I actually haven't been there in a while just mentioned it because it's goated

[radiant swan]

sucks when people can control bosses now

🙏

[magic shard]

didn't know about that

[brazen galleon]

I better dont show my history from last night

[kindred crypt]

ill put $1k on tulshi it aint coming out in 26

[brazen galleon]

GTA 6 being 300GB

[kindred crypt]

kalshi

[radiant swan]

go and press j or something i dont remember but you can control bosses

[kindred crypt]

not tulshi

[tame yoke]

gta 6 cost more than burj khalifa

[proven wave]

Handled. Thanks

[tame yoke]

100 dollars

[kindred crypt]

GTA 6 storage size over under 300 gb

[tame yoke]

not quite

[proven wave]

Get back to chess talk now.

[radiant swan]

chat

[brazen galleon]

Based on the time they take into making this game I want real woman added into the game in VR

[radiant swan]

you heard him checkers talk

[tame yoke]

75 of time is unrelated, 5 time is diddy talk and 20 chess topic

[kindred crypt]

everything is chess if u think about it

[tame yoke]

everyone plays chess

in this server

but alright

[proven wave]

That is not true.
If you want to talk off topic feel free to do that here #💬〡general-off-topic
Thanks

[native pike]

fuh

[tame yoke]

alright 40 chess 55 unrelated 5 freaky talk

[tame yoke]

done chess talk

[brazen galleon]

Imagine Hans Niemand winning the World Rapid. Magneto Carlos would cry😂

[kindred crypt]

most of us fish and hunt here now. we kinda stopped playing chess a while ago.

[tame yoke]

magneto carlos. ICE.

[cloud current]

First time smothered mate

[stark blade]

I play e4, and as black i play e5 too against e4

[tame yoke]

alright

now a draw

for me idk tbh

[cloud current]

also first brilliant

[spice pasture]

so tuff

[sly prairie]

Nice

[stark blade]

Cool

I also get somthered mate in the middle of the board

[tame yoke]

this not really brilliant move

[cloud current]

My first smothered mate as well Brilliant!!

[tame yoke]

cuz opponent dont really need to take

my first brillaint move was a decoy

[cloud current]

thats a 400

[tame yoke]

but sdince ur 400

[sly prairie]

Fr lmao

[tame yoke]

its a brilliant move

for my rating this would be great move or the best move

[cloud current]

cuz lower rated gets more brilliant

[tame yoke]

yes

good job ig

[sly prairie]

So real haha

[cloud current]

ik ik

[tame yoke]

idk

[cloud current]

ok

[tame yoke]

chess.com wants to be lenient

[sly prairie]

What’s y’all rating?

[tame yoke]

and encourage chess

sighhhhhh

solidly 1300

[sly prairie]

Nice

[topaz radish]

1k ):

[sly prairie]

Anyone tryna get some experience and wanna do a rapid or blitz

[mighty maple]

Anyone want to play against me. I need a strong opponent to up my Elo.

[sly prairie]

I will

[waxen dust]

My elo isn't that high

[mighty maple]

Ok, Chess.com?

[sly prairie]

Yea

[mighty maple]

Ok, what is your username?

[sly prairie]

ForkedAQueen

You probably wanna do rapid bc I’ll beat u in time in blitz or bullet

[mighty maple]

Probably

[meager canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/let-us-play-some-chess-dexter-dexter's-laboratory-let's-have-a-game-of-chess-let's-have-a-chess-match-gif-2068937381390540011

[sly prairie]

Probably the best 200rating I’ve ever seen

Lmao

[mighty maple]

I played awfully. I promise I was better than the hot garbage I left out in the board!!!

[sly prairie]

Nah ur good you played good. I enjoyed our matches.

[mighty maple]

I can play at 2200 on Rapid... I rust, do not play online often. 😅

*just

[sly prairie]

Hmmm idk about that

I haven’t even hit 2200 I’m only at 2000 rating rn almost pushing 2100

[mighty maple]

I am not rated 2200, but I can play it. Lol

[final pebble]

d5>>>>>>>>>>>>

[sly prairie]

Haha I think anyone can play it but win is hard

[mighty maple]

True

[oak geyser]

is that a good opening?

[dense violet]

Play gorilla gambit

[gentle gorge]

Nice board

looks like a simple giucco piano

[sly prairie]

Haha I love that board

[gentle gorge]

although

Nxe5 here is usually good

[oak geyser]

is it possible change color from every single pawn?

[civic brook]

dead chat?🥺

[vocal musk]

connect ur acc plz

[gentle gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-gif-8193399318768818300

rawrrrrrrrrr

[civic brook]

roarrr

[gentle gorge]

:3

[civic brook]

master of the femboys?

[oak geyser]

who can solve this alice chess puzzle?

[gentle gorge]

that's right

[civic brook]

i respect it

[gentle gorge]

what are the pieces

Schrödingers pieces?

[oak geyser]

only the pieces with the same color can attack

[gentle gorge]

wat

[oak geyser]

invisible white can attack invisible black

[civic brook]

this to dank for me

[oak geyser]

and normal white normal black

[gentle gorge]

Well just take on b4

free horse

[oak geyser]

everytime you make a move pieces switch invisible normal

[civic brook]

im really confused

[gentle gorge]

or just rook takes c8since the next switch nobody can take him

[dense violet]

Play gorilla gambit

[gentle gorge]

Since he's invisible

[civic brook]

uh someone wanna play?

[gentle gorge]

sure twink

I'm about Ur elo

[civic brook]

twink?

[gentle gorge]

twink.

[civic brook]

ok

Salmonsam77

pls no dox

[gentle gorge]

whar

[civic brook]

chess.com?

[gentle gorge]

yeah

..........uhh lemme get on pc

I'm rotting in bed rn

[oak geyser]

invisible chess player here

[sly prairie]

This is my 2100 game I’ve never hit it before. Y’all come watch and support me

In rapid

[oak geyser]

infinite*

[dense violet]

Yeah

Bullet

[civic brook]

No!

[sly prairie]

My user is ForkedAQueen on chess.com come watch me hit 2100 or get clapped lmao

[civic brook]

bullet scary

[dense violet]

Pretty please

[sly prairie]

One game off

[civic brook]

alr bet

[stone flume]

Task: checkmate with the white pieces in 20 moves

[civic brook]

no bullet

[sly prairie]

Ok ima start it now

[civic brook]

i have bullet ptsd

[dense violet]

Ok blitz

[civic brook]

alr

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> lainvinyl

This is the Chess.com profile of lainvinyl. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 723 (peak)
Blitz: 542 (908 peak)
Bullet: 738 (825 peak)

[dense violet]

My profile

[civic brook]

k thx

[ashen cave]

White to play, cute trick. Do u guys see it

[civic brook]

bf8?

[ashen cave]

Kf8

[civic brook]

uh wat?

[stiff garden]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4aLIoNJhzs guys i found this i think this guy cheating lol

[formal folio]

how to link my chess.com account to discord?

[stiff garden]

how crazy

[ashen cave]

Bf8 kf8 whats ur follow up

[dense violet]

You were cyberbullying

[civic brook]

oh i see

[patent patrol]

Hi

[civic brook]

not my fault your trash

[formal folio]

no answers

[ashen cave]

Sup

[civic brook]

rook d8?

m3?

[ashen cave]

Then he just goes kg7 and u have nothing

[dense violet]

I will beat you with gorilla gambit

[deep sail]

Anyone up for games?

[civic brook]

the queen first, cover the dark squares

[gentle gorge]

just qh6

[ashen cave]

Yup exactly

[civic brook]

welp im dumb

[ashen cave]

I played qh6 and he wrote wow in chat and let time run out lmao

[gentle gorge]

i wouldnt see that with 16 seconds on the clock tho

if i had like 5 minutes then sure

[ashen cave]

Took me a couple seconds but yea

Im not bad with tactics

[civic brook]

ok buddy

[ashen cave]

Was a fun one tho thats why I shared

[civic brook]

i see how it is

[gentle gorge]

hes 2600 peak 😭

[civic brook]

i must play

and defeat

@ashen cave profile

[ashen cave]

I lowk need to get back into irl tournaments
I retired at 11

[gentle gorge]

irl tournaments suck bro

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> thejoseraul

This is the Chess.com profile of thejoseraul. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2353 (2472 peak)
Blitz: 2560 (2600 peak)
Bullet: 2515 (2650 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> gm_sukhmansandhu

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 661 (707 peak)
Blitz: 360 (434 peak)
Bullet: 339 (455 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> dretal

This is the Chess.com profile of dretal. Take a look!

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2102 (2119 peak)
Blitz: 2227 (peak)
Bullet: 2181 (2319 peak)

[gentle gorge]

😭

[weak parrot]

yall are noobs

i have 661 and yall have 2k and above

[gloomy zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/tesla-and-einstein-luma-ai-gif-14475294631445060178

[ashen cave]

Bro my age category nationals had all these people like gukesh and pranesh etc
Best i could do was 4th 💔

[gentle gorge]

oh ur indian

[ashen cave]

Yes

[gentle gorge]

.. just so u know i won in my age category 😎

[gloomy zealot]

i gained 50 FIDE elo this month

[deep sail]

You were 4th among the GMs?

[sly prairie]

Omg I got clapped

[ashen cave]

They weren't gms then. It was like 2018

Or 2017 i dont remember

[deep sail]

Ooh

[weak parrot]

hi bhai

[ashen cave]

Hello

[weak parrot]

mujhe hindi atte haim (i know hindi)

mb i speak punjabi

i dont really speak hindi

[shadow obsidian]

!eng

[glass robin]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[weak parrot]

i understand tho

[ashen cave]

Gotcha

[dense violet]

Speak Inglish

[weak parrot]

inglish

okwe will speak inglish

[ashen cave]

Anyways imma dip
I just came to share the Qh6 problem lowk

[weak parrot]

okay bro is this callid inglish

[ashen cave]

Cya guys

@gentle gorge good find

[deep sail]

Cya

[dense violet]

Play gorilla gambit

🦍

[civic brook]

bye amigo

[deep sail]

Hi wanna play?

[civic brook]

wanna play me!!!!

[deep sail]

Ok

[civic brook]

Milu?

yayy

[deep sail]

My username is noobmilu1

[civic brook]

k thx

[patent patrol]

Sorry it’s.1 am I just got off work

I use this time to think about my ex

[weak parrot]

waht happend

[deep sail]

Ooh I see

[weak parrot]

she cheat?

[patent patrol]

Nope

[wet hollow]

are we dedass twin

Like god forbid two people have a normal breakup

[cold salmon]

is Qe6 a problem

[dense violet]

I have a bad habit of beating my chest

https://tenor.com/view/uh-big-gorilla-lips-red-gif-5396040647583457068

[stone flume]

Last look at discord before this train starts heading back to mainland China

[civic brook]

bye china man

gg milu

[deep sail]

I think you are resigning early

[civic brook]

uh no>

i was going to lose

both games

down a rook in the first and then down a queen in the second

[deep sail]

Not down a queen

[civic brook]

yes

[scenic flame]

Wanna play chess someone

[civic brook]

its just depressing be down matieral

sure magma

[scenic flame]

Down material?? I'm noob

[civic brook]

im noob to

[scenic flame]

Elo?

[civic brook]

"nob" as the kids say

[eternal temple]

Im depressed in winning positions

[civic brook]

why?

[scenic flame]

What's you elo

[civic brook]

you gonna win

[civic brook]

800🥺 pls not cyberbully

[eternal temple]

Because im depressed all the time sigma tater chip

[civic brook]

so you just sigma aura farmer?

[patent patrol]

Same

[civic brook]

Batter!!!

Play ME!

les goo

[dense violet]

You're 21

[eternal temple]

Your point is?

[patent patrol]

Even when I have mate in one I will look for the most frickin dark brutal path that makes my little opponent suffer for longer 😈

[patent patrol]

Sorry it’s really late

[civic brook]

...

[dense violet]

No point

[bleak falcon]

I have a tournament in 2 weeks and I haven't prepared anything
arghh

[civic brook]

k np

yo bobby you wanna play me?

[dense violet]

Remove 67 pfp and you will win

[eternal temple]

Look, just prep the catalan and the Italian game and just ball from that point onward

[gloomy nebula]

No

[gloomy nebula]

I'm playing fair these days

[eternal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-thief-thief-of-joy-michael-scott-steve-carell-gif-5320857

[dense violet]

I wished I was a silverback gorilla

[merry bough]

That feeling when you finally win back the pawn you lost in the opening

[eternal temple]

Why? Is it the idea of abandoning the human consiousness and thriving on pure and unbiased instinct? Or just because monke?

[scenic flame]

Anyone wanna play blitz?

[foggy fern]

Holy 93 move game

[dense violet]

No to be just so strong and free from modern stress

[scenic flame]

You? Wanna play

[eternal temple]

Well, practically what I said, no?

[dense violet]

https://tenor.com/view/gorilla-zola-gif-23233923

I love them

[topaz mango]

do you play gambits?

[restive plover]

https://www.chess.com/game/147271223794 This is the best game in my life... i made my opponent to do forced moves lol

[dense violet]

Play gorilla gambit

[civic brook]

it is a very good game indeed

[restive plover]

broo im so proud

it was a really hard one too

if you watch early game

[drifting rock]

Hello bishes

[glacial ivy]

Bad news for shwarmas, ive just woke up

[drifting rock]

riyal

[civic brook]

https://tenor.com/view/chesscom-chess-candidates-fide-candidates-chess-funny-gif-26035082

[glacial ivy]

He didnt hit the kirk 😿

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-kirk-eeffoc-coffee-kirk-sip-gif-4020112974186077286

[remote briar]

wsp

[civic brook]

sup

https://tenor.com/view/greasestain-woody-dap-up-dapping-toy-story-gif-16829324021208675735

[drifting rock]

anyone wanna chess?

[remote briar]

do u want to play chess

[civic brook]

yep

[topaz mango]

why

[remote briar]

okay what is ur user

[civic brook]

Salmonsam77

[glacial ivy]

Match made in heaven ahh chess

[civic brook]

blitzz plss

[drifting rock]

do YOU want to play chess?

[remote briar]

k

[glacial ivy]

Not right not unfortunately need to get ready

[drifting rock]

ah okay

[civic brook]

that went downhill fast

[drifting rock]

😞

[remote briar]

gg

[civic brook]

gg

[remote briar]

btw do u want to play 10 mins

[civic brook]

uh sure

[tawny yew]

Update: im 5/7

Yayyy

[drifting rock]

nah man you are 10/10 to me

[tawny yew]

N-not in that way😭

[drifting rock]

did bro really stutter on discord

[gentle gorge]

silly duck omg

[civic brook]

oh no

[remote briar]

?

[fleet pebble]

you're a 10/10 in every way :3

[drifting rock]

you seem to be like someone who'd be willing to tango with me in chess unless im wrong

[civic brook]

you gonna send me the jhon twin?

[gentle gorge]

yes i would be willing to tango with you in chess

[tawny yew]

I am silly😔

[drifting rock]

ay send challenge MistyisMe

[mystic roost]

Sm1 chess

[civic brook]

the tango begins

[remote briar]

i sned to u 10 mins

[terse field]

Blitz?

[mystic roost]

Ok, but I prefer rapid

[tawny yew]

If you dont play nf6 nc6 ima strangle u

[terse field]

Fine rapid

[mystic roost]

Have u got lichess or chess com?

[terse field]

https://link.chess.com/play/OMlu6t

[mystic roost]

Ok

[drifting rock]

gg

[spice pasture]

:3

[drifting rock]

NOOO i was somewhere i think

[gentle gorge]

nice tango

[topaz mango]

why r u invisible

[drifting rock]

realllllll,

[lapis condor]

Nice where do you stand

[drifting rock]

well i will be going back to studying

[gentle gorge]

have fun

[soft haven]

Hi

[hasty pagoda]

Haiii:3

[tawny yew]

19th smh

At least im not playing against the children anymore

[mystic roost]

Gg

[terse field]

Damn bro ur really good

For a 600 rated player that's impressive

[mystic roost]

tnx dear, ur better

[ocean scaffold]

Oh I wanna see how a 600 plays

[terse field]

He did no blunders

Like are you kidding me

[mystic roost]

U can try

[arctic forge]

lol im just getting into chess with a friend
played like 10 games my whole life

[mystic roost]

U r amazing, I think all of Indian are kind people

[terse field]

Aww 💚

[tawny yew]

Youre in for a ride bro, gl

[agile sable]

Stockfish much?

[terse field]

Thank you

[ocean scaffold]

Played like a 1200 hmm

[terse field]

Say whaaaa

[woeful grail]

i completely forgot how good daniels education videos were

[ancient lantern]

check mate ❌ Let’s mate✅

[terse field]

No like impressive thing is other 600 I play blunder a piece or queen in 4 moves I'm flabbergasted

Not even over exhaguration

[arctic forge]

thanks man

[woeful grail]

https://tenor.com/view/martin-scorsese-absolute-cinema-absolute-cinema-meme-martin-scorsese-meme-martin-scorsese-absolute-cinema-gif-7188464701423971028

[ocean scaffold]

Oh so he's a decent 600

[terse field]

I think he just dosnt have time he is easily my level I was afraid of losing that game ngl

[ancient lantern]

meow

[remote briar]

gg

[civic brook]

gg ig

im so dumb sometimes

[ocean scaffold]

What tc?

[terse field]

Rapid

[ancient lantern]

sometimes isn’t all the time !

[terse field]

10 mins + 0

[ocean scaffold]

Oh, I thought blitz

Blitz wayyyy better than rapid ngl

[civic brook]

thx rein,

[terse field]

Even in rapid tho nobody uses 10 minutes everybody has like 8 mins in clock going into engame

[woeful grail]

i really need to grind to 2000

[civic brook]

Yesss, oh my days thank you

[woeful grail]

like i need to reach there as fast as possible

[ancient lantern]

no meow

rapid meow is meow better meow

[terse field]

I feel like every gamemode is just blitz

Even daily lmao

[ashen cave]

I too need to try and get to 2700 this year if i can

[mortal bronze]

cap

[merry bough]

Rarely

[ancient lantern]

kel give me game of blitz

[mortal bronze]

i can't read text. dm

[civic brook]

https://tenor.com/view/chesscom-chess-candidates-fide-candidates-chess-funny-gif-26035082

[merry bough]

Except for Queen’s Gambit

That’s the GOAT

[woeful grail]

thats like immensely harder than mine

[pure forum]

how my stats guys

[mortal bronze]

what?

[civic brook]

Fr Fr

[mortal bronze]

so true

[ancient lantern]

you said like a week ago you were gonna play me in blitz

[topaz mango]

then whats with the lost pawn in the opening

[ancient lantern]

i am ready.

[mortal bronze]

okay. i am eating now though

[ocean scaffold]

I love gambits ngl

[pure forum]

no reaction? 🙁

[merry bough]

Tried Smith-Morra 🗿

[mortal bronze]

let's play later

[ocean scaffold]

It's good ig

[ashen cave]

How so?
In terms of improvement ur trying to increase urs more than im increasing mine
:)
Think positively, ur goal is great

[glacial ivy]

Hi gay

[pure forum]

yeah i been playing for 3 to 4 months

[ocean scaffold]

Smith morra is decent... Play the Rousseau gambit with black, it's dope af

[ancient lantern]

okay i will bother for now

[merry bough]

I mean Smith-Morra works great when you get to attack and obliterate your opponent but other than that it’s not worth it, D tier opening

[terse field]

Better than mine

💀deep minecraft cave mine is

[ancient lantern]

@magic shard

[mortal bronze]

vro isn't even trying to hide anymore

[glacial ivy]

Hide whar

[magic shard]

no

[pure forum]

bro im already annoyed at my winrate of only 78%

[mortal bronze]

being inv*s

[ancient lantern]

I DIDNT EVRN SAY ANYRBING YET

[pure forum]

50% is crazy

[terse field]

Oh mine is 49😭

[glacial ivy]

@lasagna

[spice pasture]

im not gay 😣

[ocean scaffold]

Bruh almost everyone has a winrate of 50 or below

[pure forum]

i have over 50 games too so u cant even say provisional

[magic shard]

I'm busy sorry about that

[merry bough]

1st place let’s go (names cut off for obvious reasons)

[terse field]

Aah u have only 50 games ya I have 3000

[spice pasture]

hiiii

[glacial ivy]

[pure forum]

its big enough for an accurate winrate.

[terse field]

Almost 4000

[woeful grail]

i know but as long as i don't blunder, follow principles, and don't rush my games it's very achievable but considering you're already at 2500 and you're at very high level its just gonna get even more difficult as you get closer to it

[ancient lantern]

you don’t even know what i’m gonna say can i say it

[pure forum]

since im also 1800+

[ashen cave]

I love being a d4 player
Yall have no such tricky lines against me
Worst u can do is kings indian defence

[terse field]

I would say 1000 games is enough

[topaz mango]

which gambits do you play?

[ocean scaffold]

Meh I only have 1200 games

[ocean scaffold]

Benoni

[terse field]

😭 idk I love rapid

[topaz mango]

smith morra is good, danish is super fun to play tho. have a whirl at it

[terse field]

Oh ya that's only my rapid games btw

[ashen cave]

True that yeah, especially considering i dont study chess at all.
Only thing i do is play, ill get back into proper tourneys once I reach uni :)

[topaz mango]

OMG I hate you for playing that as a d4 player

[kindred crypt]

When did benoni become a Gambit gng

[ocean scaffold]

I hate playing against d4 in general

[ocean scaffold]

The benko

[merry bough]

Smith-Morra works best when you can play stuff like this

[magic shard]

yes say it

[spice pasture]

dory

[kindred crypt]

Yeah I also play that but that's not Benoni

[ancient lantern]

play me in blitz

[ashen cave]

Lowkey as a London player i dont mind facing benoni

[magic shard]

no

[pure forum]

guys my winrate with black is 98% and with white is like 75%

[woeful grail]

so you've never studied chess or at the very least have only studied for a minimal amount

[topaz mango]

i play qgd/catalan so i do mind

[merry bough]

And when the first sac isn’t doing enough, sac more

[ancient lantern]

MEOW

[pure forum]

yeah idk why

[ancient lantern]

what if i meow hard enough

[woeful grail]

could you teach me the london perchance

[topaz mango]

lol do u prefer r4 structures?

[ancient lantern]

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

[ashen cave]

No i studied since I was 3 till when i quit tournaments. Which is when i was 11

[topaz mango]

are you okay ?

[civic brook]

oh my days

[ocean scaffold]

E4 is miles better than d4 ngl

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/vladimir-kramnik-kramnik-chesscom-chess-meme-anis-84-gif-10256479517071193831

[spice pasture]

uwu

owo

[pure forum]

this is more "sus" than that

[topaz mango]

that take is so hot its melted

[pure forum]

anyway are my stats good enough to say chess is too easy

[ancient lantern]

i’m mewing

i can coach how to meow max guys

[merry bough]

Thing is this isn’t even winning for white, all black has to do is play Bxd5, but black played exd5 and got annihilated

[pure forum]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-boy-mewing-mewing-god-jawline-best-jawline-gif-3582189448456478631

[ocean scaffold]

It's not melting take, it's a burning take 🔥

[civic brook]

teach me your way sensei

[topaz mango]

you mean burning like lava?

[magic shard]

then I'll block you

[merry bough]

If your opponent plays a gambit and then makes an empty square piece sac, 90% of the time it’s bait

[woeful grail]

ah so 8 years of studying and then haven't played since makes sense. And again what are the chances you could teach me the london as i really need to learn it because i need to learn it along with the reverse sicilian

[ocean scaffold]

You can imagine

[pine quartz]

Huuuuuuuu

[topaz mango]

so very molten and slow

[pine quartz]

I ammmmm hevennnnn

[terse field]

But can u teach tax maxing 📈

[pine quartz]

I am new here

[ancient lantern]

don’t do those

[ashen cave]

I can teach you for sure, drop me a dm.

[ocean scaffold]

Hello new here

[civic brook]

are you lost buddy?

[pine quartz]

No

[woeful grail]

alr appreciate it

[ancient lantern]

reminding me of that family guy meme 😭

[ashen cave]

But i play the advanced London, so as to avoid the refutation as I hate the passive lines it brings

[topaz mango]

i mean empty square piece sac without any followup is kind of hope chess

[merry bough]

And finish off with a QxR sac

[terse field]

1600 rated dosnt even know how to manage taxes😭

[pine quartz]

🍉 🔪

[ashen cave]

So 2.Bf4 rather than 3. Bf4

[terse field]

💔

[waxen arrow]

Does eggnog even taste good

[merry bough]

Wdym there’s a follow-up if exd5

[ancient lantern]

who does taxes smh

[pine quartz]

E8

[merry bough]

Are you saying if black doesn’t touch the bishop?

[topaz mango]

no like if opponent doesnt take the piece

[strong folio]

I BLUNDERED MATE IN ONE BUT MY OPPONENT DIDN'T NOTICE OH MY GOSH

[pure forum]

Sir stop with the flashy chess language its beyond my comprehension

[terse field]

IRS 🙃

[merry bough]

Or plays Bxd5

[ancient lantern]

as long as it’s not ice i’m good

[pure forum]

Relatable

[topaz mango]

a tale as old as time

[pure forum]

I am shit at chess

[ancient lantern]

i am too

[ashen cave]

Sir how does rating have any bearing on managing taxes
I am around 2550 but I dont do taxes.
Probably cuz I only became an adult yesterday

[flat bronze]

is banditbob ragebaiting again?

[topaz mango]

yes

[terse field]

I'm good I'm good I'm good fu I'm good I'm good I'm good

[pure forum]

Not yet

[strong folio]

They took thr pawn with the knight instead and they left their queen unguarded

[merry bough]

Bxd5 exd5 e5 Rac1 f5 g4!? with continuing pressure

[scarlet elbow]

guys anyone wanna playrapid?

[waxen arrow]

Imagine having taxes

[ashen cave]

Me too man I get it

[ancient lantern]

you do so much chess notation i never know what’s going on 😭

[terse field]

Sir there is a thing called autistic humor 💔 I'm autistic

[ashen cave]

Im the worst chess player of all time some days 💔

[civic brook]

No, Fork rapid! how about blitz?

[pure forum]

ok

[ashen cave]

Apologies in case I offended u

[scarlet elbow]

ok

[ashen cave]

Shhh

[ocean scaffold]

Alright

[tough sail]

How do we get permission to speak in Voice Chats?

[ashen cave]

Doesnt matter i committed fraud for the rating trust

[ancient lantern]

meow

[civic brook]

Salmonsam77

[ashen cave]

I ragebaited all my opponents into resigning

[terse field]

There is no such thing as offense for me ur good

[pure forum]

a classic

[merry bough]

Point is when you don’t know what to do play cool stuff and maybe something interesting will happen

[topaz mango]

no i mean if ur opponent doesnt take the bishop.. there would probably be a better move per se

[pure forum]

When i dont know what to play i just push a random pawn

[topaz mango]

if u took a pawn then probably not

[pure forum]

it works (usually)

[ashen cave]

Indeed
Its worked on about 30 grandmasters so far, attempting to reach 50 by mid 2026

[merry bough]

No piece or pawn on d5

[glacial ivy]

What if i call u a stinki stinker

[ocean scaffold]

"Your biggest mistake was being my opponent."

[ashen cave]

Anyways bye

[topaz mango]

yeah then it feels hollow tbh

[merry bough]

See Qa5 isn’t theory

[ancient lantern]

i like chatting with my opponents in chat but i only know english so there’s usually a language barrier 😞

[pure forum]

may the ragebait stay with you

[terse field]

Oh no not the s word💔 I'm offended 💔💔😭

[ashen cave]

Thank u sir

[glacial ivy]

:3

[flat bronze]

I blunder whenever I do this 💀

[merry bough]

Bg5 is theory, with the idea of giving back the pawn to reach an equal endgame

[pure forum]

how do you blunder pushing a pawn-

unless u push which ur not supposed ot push

[topaz mango]

ok bye chat

[terse field]

Me angy💔 me go play chess and remove my angy on 900 rated players 💔

[flat bronze]

there's like a move that is much better

[ancient lantern]

what is your actual rating

[pure forum]

yeah but u push pawns when u cant find them, so its irrelevent if it exists or not

[glacial ivy]

Stinki angy charidot >:3

[merry bough]

1.e4 c5 2. d4 exd4 3. c3 dxc3 4. Nxc3 Nc6 5. Nf3 d6 6. Bc4 a6 7. O-O Nf6 8. Bf4 e6 9. Qe2 Nh5 10. Be3 Be7 11. Rfd1 Bd7 12. Nd4 g6 13. Nxc6 Bxc6 14. Bh6 Bg5 15. Bxg5 Qxg5 16. Rxd6 Ke7 17. Rad1 Rhd8 18. Rxd8 Rxd8 19. Rxd8 Kxd8 yawn

[pure forum]

Speak english

[terse field]

Alright that's enough internet for an entire generation 💔💔

[flat bronze]

aight makes sense

[glacial ivy]

Holy essay

[merry bough]

Rather than trying to hold onto the pawn and play an unclear position, theory says black should give back the pawn and trade both pairs of rooks to reach an equal, drawish endgame

[pure forum]

one more funny thing in my games is

i get brilliants often, they so easy to find

[merry bough]

Not fun or interesting

[merry bough]

Not good enough

[ancient lantern]

STOPPP DONT GATE KEEP I KNOW YOUR REALLY GOOD

[tawny yew]

Update: im 6/8:)

[woeful grail]

i forgot how good daniels videos were

[tawny yew]

One round to go

[ancient lantern]

DM ME YOUR RATING PRETTY PLS

[ancient lantern]

i love his videos he is goated

[pure forum]

he missed such an obvious tactic

[merry bough]

At best I’m probably 1900 chess.com but I don’t play enough to have a stable rating, my current rating is like 1500 but that’s like 10 games

[glacial ivy]

1k elo mfs be memorising best line theory not like 1 inaccuracy will bomb their advantage

[merry bough]

I don’t really know because 95% of my games are on sparkchess because I promised I would play until I hit 2000

[terse field]

Have anyone tried e4 c6 e5 d5 exd5

[ancient lantern]

you know so much your definitely better than that

[merry bough]

I play correspondence and vote chess, that’s not the same as online or OTB

[pure forum]

I dont think theory matters. I dont know theory or have practiced in any manner yet im 1800 with a winrate of 80% over 50 games

[flat bronze]

I'm afraid when my opponent goes out of line

[slender cedar]

literally my student

[tawny yew]

Says the 2700

[golden schooner]

Hey guys

[merry bough]

Bruh everyone says they’re not good enough

[ancient lantern]

that sounds so interesting

[golden schooner]

My Elo is 751

[glacial ivy]

Cool

[merry bough]

One of my correspondence games should be ending soon, I have a winning rook endgame

[ocean scaffold]

Are we deadass rn?

[glacial ivy]

Keep pushing

[tawny yew]

Wow

[ancient lantern]

playing down material is kinda fun

[twin patio]

I have not but it sounds losing for white

[woeful grail]

its such a shame he passed away because im watching the masterclass series in order to watch him climb to 2200 and to learn how he positions his pieces and they've been really instructive so far

[merry bough]

No pawn means no Troitsky Line

[terse field]

Bro stalemated up 6 points material nah

[glacial ivy]

👅

[flat bronze]

can the knight make a mate?

[ancient lantern]

his endgame videos are so nice to watch

[ocean scaffold]

It's not possible with just 2 knights

[terse field]

Losing for white? Cuz I never lost against karo kann when I played that

[woeful grail]

nac4 was the right move

[woeful grail]

need to watch those

[pure forum]

who is danny

[ancient lantern]

my tactical vision just needs to improve urgh i can get 2000

[pure forum]

or daniel or wtv

[ancient lantern]

danya

[ocean scaffold]

Danny Rensch

[terse field]

Ya knights can mate

[ocean scaffold]

Oh danya?

[tawny yew]

Ok bro

[twin patio]

It’s like idk why I’d spend 3 pawn moves just to trade the e pawn off

[pure forum]

the masterclass guys y all talkin bout

[flat bronze]

rip danya

[ocean scaffold]

Yeah that's naroditsky

[merry bough]

White wins eventually, but not with Nxe5+, which requires capturing the next pawn 51 moves later, just one move past the 50 move rule. Nh4+!, blockading the h-pawn behind the Troitsky line before taking the other pawns, is necessary

[ancient lantern]

okay depends on how much but making counter play is so tuff i need to learn evan’s gambit

[terse field]

So did black move 2 pawns just I think it's equal

[pure forum]

I think Lily is a LLM trained with chess data

[terse field]

Nobody developed so

[terse field]

I think lily is a gm

[merry bough]

Then who told me how to meowwwww mrrrrrpppp nya :3

[gloomy nebula]

If I start playing fair, you probably won't even realize it

[tawny yew]

Omg the glock is so hard to use give me a handcannon

[ocean scaffold]

It was a draw in the other one anyway

[pure forum]

and of course off reddit and discord..

[ancient lantern]

what is llm

[terse field]

Ouch relatable

[ancient lantern]

let’s play fortnite

[pure forum]

large language model (basically chatgpt)

[tawny yew]

Stick to solid openings vro

[gloomy nebula]

BLASTOISE BETTER

[merry bough]

If anything the meowing would be from @ancient lantern lol

[terse field]

Oh hell nah Charizard solos

[tawny yew]

I dont play ts, lets play narrow one instead

[ancient lantern]

i’ve never learnt a gambit i wanna dabble 👉👈

[agile sable]

Why did you cheat in our game. Stockfish noob

[merry bough]

Maybe I am teehee

[ancient lantern]

MEOW MEOW MEOW

[tawny yew]

Why dont you learn the queens gambit

[ocean scaffold]

You could learn the Vienna

[terse field]

What is bro onto I didn't cheat bro

[merry bough]

That’s not a gambit

[civic brook]

it never ends

[tawny yew]

He doesnt need to know

[merry bough]

The thing about cheating in chess is most cheaters get caught because they don’t know how to cheat. I know how to cheat and get away with it but I won’t because I have honor

[ancient lantern]

my meows will be heard.

[tawny yew]

Also according to jennifer lynne barnes it is a gambit

[torn sparrow]

Everyone believes they won't get caught

[agile sable]

What a cheater would say

[ancient lantern]

cause i don’t like d4 players

[merry bough]

Trying to catch up on my correspondence games before I go on vacation

[terse field]

I use botez gambit but I loose very bad gambit 1 star rating 💔

[tawny yew]

For someone who writes so much of chess into her books she doesnt know sht

[ancient lantern]

that is very true

[pure forum]

or WHAT IF.. maybe he did NOT cheat and your just worse than him?

[terse field]

Bro we didn't even played a game together

[merry bough]

Fortunately I can take leave

[ancient lantern]

where’s the course for botez gambit

[tawny yew]

Ok leela we get it

[merry bough]

8 days of leave left this year which is more than the number of days that are left in this year

[rancid spindle]

i need coach

[pure forum]

your rating role is sub 1000, I doubt you can tell the difference between a 1000 and stockfish

[merry bough]

If you cheat at blitz you will get caught

[terse field]

E4 qh5 qxh7 📈

[ancient lantern]

i’m cheating and i’m not caught so ez

[pure forum]

mods get him

[ancient lantern]

meow

[merry bough]

I’m not going to explain how to cheat and get away with it because I don’t want anyone to get any ideas and also because mods might mute or ban me

[twin patio]

Same 🤝

[glacial ivy]

If u had infinite monkeys playing infinite chess randomly for infinite time they will eventually beat stockfish right

[ancient lantern]

gonna review my acc to see me hang my queen 10 times 😭

[mortal bronze]

don't say that silly

[pure forum]

sir its not rocket science, anyone with a brain can tell how

[pure forum]

yes

[terse field]

Was gonna say

[mortal bronze]

you think they will bother to review your account before banning you?

[glacial ivy]

gatekeeping the method

[pure forum]

THERE IS NO METHOD its common easy

[mortal bronze]

they will just see your messages and lock you out

[pure forum]

sense* the only thing is most cheaters are either lazy or stupid

[ancient lantern]

i’d imagine they wouldn’t ban me for just saying i am😞

[merry bough]

I’ve already been muted twice recently I’m not taking any chances

[tawny yew]

Cc admins catching strays

[ancient lantern]

duck knows i’m not cheating he watched me play the dutch the other day

[mortal bronze]

you think mods understand sarcasm?

[glacial ivy]

Maybe dont cheat and get away with it LMFAOOAAKOA

[mortal bronze]

they deserve it

[merry bough]

I don’t cheat did you not read my previous messages

[glacial ivy]

But why would u know

[pure forum]

Lily cheats I have proof

🧾

[mortal bronze]

i asked punishment to show me how exactly he cheats and what method he uses but he won't do it unless i pay him

[pure forum]

hows my proof?

[mortal bronze]

he's so lame

[ancient lantern]

sigh okay i am not cheating i am good boy

kel call me a good boy rn

[mortal bronze]

it might be too late

[pure forum]

tf lmao

"call me a good boy rn" is crazyy

[ancient lantern]

@proven wave papa would never lock me out

bast actually owes me a game of blitz let me go bother him

[mortal bronze]

best mod for a reason

[mystic roost]

Sm1 chess? Rapid

[ancient lantern]

why u gotta expose me

[mystic roost]

Suddenly

[zealous marsh]

Is this why I'm best at blitz 😔

[mystic roost]

Sm1 chess blind or rapid

[mystic roost]

?

[hollow rapids]

the daily puzzle today was pretty easy for a sunday

[wet hollow]

Haiiii

[topaz mango]

says the ragebaiter

[mystic roost]

Chess?

[wet hollow]

No

[hollow rapids]

the goat fr

[mystic roost]

Okay

[mystic roost]

If sm1 plz dm me

[glacial ivy]

The amount of glazing rn is crazzy

[topaz mango]

g-lazing?

[glacial ivy]

[ocean mirage]

guys where we will submit our best move for daily chess championship?

[proven wave]

#1050128402427957268

[ocean mirage]

thank you

[merry bough]

I can if you want

[scarlet elbow]

hii

anyone wanna play?

[drifting flame]

Yoo

[scarlet elbow]

?

[proven wave]

Hey
Connect your chess.com account by using the command /connect
So you can get full access to the server!

[mortal bronze]

hiee kutekitty

[strong folio]

Okay uh

[glacial ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/capybara-ok-he-pull-up-capybaras-car-meme-gif-25675731

[strong folio]

My recent opponent from Ethiopia played pretty well but I managed to win back some material, we eventually agreed to a draw

[glacial ivy]

Oh

[strong folio]

Basically they got lotsa free pieces but later blundered their queen

[topaz mango]

context?

[glacial ivy]

I think valorant

[strong folio]

https://www.chess.com/game/147272872420

[topaz mango]

unsolicited game into

[slow folio]

black to move, find the best move

[glacial ivy]

He just got a post game interview from a ghost

[strong folio]

Basically since I wasn't getting anywhere with my queen checks and White wasn't getting anywhere with their blocks we agreed on a draw

[topaz mango]

g5?

[glacial ivy]

Nxe4

[slow folio]

I hate that move tbf

[safe zealot]

Nxd5

[slow folio]

and it's wrong

[safe zealot]

its a fun tactic :P.

[slow folio]

yah

I went nh5 in the real game lol

[topaz mango]

oh theres no pin, i didnt see the bishop. tried to play Nx pawn but thought was pinned

[safe zealot]

I have gotten this tactic so many times , haha . people miss it pretty often

[autumn bramble]

Bow down everyone
I'm here (1000 elo)

[slow folio]

threatening nf4 then here's the tactic my opponent fell for it

[safe zealot]

all hail the super vegito 🙇‍♂️

[slow folio]

atleast that miss led my knight to nf4

[gloomy nebula]

Me better

[scarlet elbow]

me 1300

[slow folio]

leading to this massive winning advantage position lol

[autumn bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-pat-gif-17887147253868781702

[autumn bramble]

bows down to grab the rook on the floor

[slow folio]

nh3+ kg2 fxe4 and he's done

[safe zealot]

lies to the ground completely

[terse field]

Ah hell nah who called Wednesdays sister Monday here bruh

Get out

[scarlet elbow]

wdym

[safe zealot]

now we need a 1300+ so that I can go underground XD

[autumn bramble]

Respect ++

[slow folio]

even I missed the attacking tactic (rxe2!!) here, it's still winning for me

[safe zealot]

the lower you bow the higher the respect

I bowed 180 degrees

[slow folio]

@safe zealot never in my life seeing myself playing fast till the important part of the game (where I spent 10 mins for 3 moves lol)

[scarlet elbow]

ikrr but why tf ?

[safe zealot]

I love the way the game is so rich in tactics , fun game to analyse ngl

[scarlet elbow]

i wanna play with someone >1500

[autumn bramble]

Yeah Rxe2 Rxe2 then Nf2 fork

[slow folio]

I overcalculated the nxe2 situation

[glacial ivy]

My fault og right this way to the throne

[slow folio]

like I missed the mate lol

I thought it’s not gonna work so

[autumn bramble]

Happens happens

[slow folio]

if nxe2 then bf3# is a fascinating mate

[autumn bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-garrys-mod-garrys-mod-physics-fast-intense-gif-26322619

[topaz mango]

spamming this gif i see

@mods

[scarlet elbow]

https://link.chess.com/play/ezQ8wR

[ocean scaffold]

Aight you got me

[slow folio]

@sever mods

[topaz mango]

oh yeah its that

[ocean scaffold]

Make it unrated

[autumn bramble]

Ohhhh yeahhh

[autumn bramble]

JUST 2 TIMES

[topaz mango]

is spam def

[scarlet elbow]

https://link.chess.com/play/dhZqHs

[ocean scaffold]

He said >1500 bro

[safe zealot]

oh

[autumn bramble]

😭

[safe zealot]

sorry mb

[autumn bramble]

2:22

[topaz mango]

yeah lets see how those tears fair against @servermods

[scarlet elbow]

https://link.chess.com/play/UMG4AO

[autumn bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/i-don't-know-idk-idk-about-that-gif-7336250873949261946

[ocean scaffold]

Accept wen?

[safe zealot]

I will be spectating :P. lemme know when you accepted

[topaz mango]

me2

[scarlet elbow]

huh?

[ocean scaffold]

I'm waiting for you to accept lol

[woven robin]

hey anyone wanna play chess?

[scarlet elbow]

https://link.chess.com/play/7N4aX4

[scarlet elbow]

i didn't see

[merry bough]

I hate how no openings you play in chess are new

[merry bough]

Not even Topalov Lite

[safe zealot]

huh?

[topaz mango]

try playing h4 g4 a4 b4 c4 e4 d4 f4

[merry bough]

Everything good has already been tried

[scarlet elbow]

https://link.chess.com/play/vlbQ9L

click again

[safe zealot]

play f3 my friend you will beat gms

not joking , here is the proof

[ocean scaffold]

Okay got it

Y'all can spectate

[agile sable]

I checked my match with stockfish it's like 99% match. His moves were super sus

[hollow rapids]

how many moves?