💬〡chess-talk

[warped frigate]

Yeah

[mortal bronze]

pedri + pragg

[sly prairie]

Send it again

[stuck dock]

W opinion

Ima gi cya chat

👋

[mortal bronze]

bye

[tame yoke]

b7 Nd6/Ne7, Nd6#/Nxd6#

idk tbh

[old lantern]

anyone wanna play blitz

[harsh sky]

8/pR4pk/1b2p3/2p3p1/N1p5/7P/PP1r2P1/6K1 b - - 0 1

this is fun

[harsh sky]

sure 1s

[harsh sky]

sent

[harsh sky]

@mortal bronze @magic shard

[agile sable]

I got cancer from that notations

[harsh sky]

its a FEN

[magic shard]

oh shoot it's this thiung

I forgot the win but I've seen it

[nova kelp]

Guys I just finished 3/7 in a swiss system 7 round tournament OTB yesterday

I’m so arss

[harsh sky]

i really like it

probably my favourite puzzle from an actual game

Ortueta - Sanz

ah i looked under suarez

[frank elk]

Hi

[fleet nymph]

does anyone have good ways to study the scotch gambit

[frank elk]

I am playing chess after a long time

[fleet dove]

why is bro sending fen like it's supposed to mean something

[woeful grail]

yayyyyy

im at 1200 now

now time to slowly push to 1300

all the way to 2000

[harsh sky]

its a puzzle

because i said i knew a good puzzle but forgot who played it, so i had to look for it

[kindred crypt]

💔

[woeful grail]

wait whats your elo

i just realized

[worn geode]

about 3 i would guess

[harsh sky]

its up to 3.3 nowadays

[woeful grail]

huh

[kindred crypt]

when is chess 2 out

chess 1 lowk mid braah

[acoustic kettle]

🔥

[strange portal]

say no more

[peak sierra]

You sure vaping help allot with stuff

[acoustic kettle]

smoking helps with my breathing addiction?

[limpid viper]

bro realized he was washed after the greenflower games now he needs practice

[peak sierra]

What

[old lantern]

10-0 🤫

[acoustic kettle]

adult swim

[harsh sky]

im playing dor now

wait what is dor cooking

[woeful grail]

peak

[woeful grail]

are you 2800 in rapid or blitz

[glad sky]

Heyy everyone im trying to host a beginner tournament for this DEC 30, for 399-999 elo rapid.
If anyone is intrested please DM me,we still have spots left

[woeful grail]

i would love to watch this

[acoustic kettle]

holding myself back from smurfing and wiping the tourn..

[proven robin]

Good evening. Does anyone here have any complete material about the hypercelerated dragon Sicilian opening?

[acoustic kettle]

im going back to tahiti

[celest remnant]

If my calculations are correct

Italian pizza should have pepperoni 💦

[woeful grail]

i dont get the appeal of pepperoni

[celest remnant]

That’s because it’s a bunch of baloney

[woeful grail]

i get the joke

but i still dont get it

why do people like pepperoni so much

[celest remnant]

Speaking for myself, when I get it I like the flavor and texture of the meat. I think it pairs nicely with everything else

I mainly get buffalo chicken or Hawaiian these days

[woeful grail]

thats fair but since i'm muslim and can't eat pork, ive never had "true" pepperoni but ive had turkey pepperoni and it just tastes odd on the pizza for me

like nothing has ever beaten cheese pizza for me

[celest remnant]

When I was Muslim I also had it but you gotta get beef pepperoni not turkey

Turkey pepperoni sounds weird

[ancient lantern]

meow

[woeful grail]

well never found beef

[limpid viper]

is this a real question 😭

[ancient lantern]

where’s dor i’m scared

[woeful grail]

yes

because who knows

[limpid viper]

2800 rapid is literally top 3 on chess.com

[woeful grail]

well i retract my statement

[ancient lantern]

2800 rapid is easy

@magic shard right papa

[celest remnant]

There’s so many 2,000+ here that I guess 2,000 + is just common

[worn geode]

i could get 2800 rapid if i tried but im too lazy fr

[ancient lantern]

i just woke up from a 4 hour nap i’m hungry

[celest remnant]

Maybe 90% of the server were people who started as kids and are now adults with 2000s

[ancient lantern]

i feel like thats not true

[celest remnant]

Would be interesting to get a statistics on how early chess users on this discord started

Because 2000s are thrown out like it’s Halloween

[ancient lantern]

i feel like most 2000s in here started within 3 years ago

unless they’re like 2200

[celest remnant]

If so, then I guess the engine really skyrocketed how quickly people can grow thanks to new resources to take advantage of

[oak geyser]

@OiatOG send ip logger links be carefull

[ancient lantern]

nah i trust him

[weak copper]

Can I send the worst fail in chess world?

[ancient lantern]

probably i’m not sure

[ancient lantern]

let me see i need to see someone else fail.

[weak copper]

Where I can send the img

[ancient lantern]

right here

[weak copper]

No img perms 💔

[ancient lantern]

unless you don’t have image perms

[lavish pivot]

We ain't getting no mouse slips with this one lads

[ancient lantern]

WAITTT i was looking to get one of those

but i didn’t know if there were any with good performance so there’s not that added latency bleh

[lavish pivot]

I can smell the osu a mile away

[ancient lantern]

no i suck st it😭

[lavish pivot]

Why care about latency then?

[ancient lantern]

cause i’m picky 👉👈

[weak copper]

Can I dm it to you and you forward it?

[ancient lantern]

i’ve always used 2k polling rate for years so i’m very used to it

[old lantern]

dor is a paid actor wtf

[ancient lantern]

don’t talk about my papa

[old lantern]

dor lock in ur very capable at ur best bro

[lavish pivot]

Well it's the Wacom CTL-6100, can't really feel latency

[lavish pivot]

Polling rate?

[shadow obsidian]

they just have nothing else going on in their lives

[ancient lantern]

they are just better

[lavish pivot]

yea I checked and its lower than the more high end mice so idk

[ancient lantern]

mine goes up to 8k but i use 2 to avoid compatibility with unoptimized apps

[weak copper]

@ancient lantern

[ancient lantern]

YSS YES YES

sorry i’m otp i missed that lol

[lavish pivot]

Otp ?

[steel kiln]

Perhaps its meaning is on the phone

[ancient lantern]

yes

[sick jungle]

Hi

[steel kiln]

Hi

[sick jungle]

Anyone wanna play chess 😈

[steel kiln]

Why not! I’ll challenge you

[lavish pivot]

deep pockets 0_0

[harsh sky]

insane, who would do that

[sick jungle]

Sorry what I do??

[lavish pivot]

lmao

[potent gulch]

Chess more like ....

[harsh sky]

buy nitro

how dare you richard

[sick jungle]

Oh some guy gifted me 1month for christmas 😔

[lavish pivot]

boosting a server right after joining xd

[sick jungle]

I have 2 boosts left im in like 0 servers so why not boost a chess server 😂😂

[next quartz]

Tell him I'm here

[weak copper]

did you see it?

[harsh sky]

did you spectate us

[sick jungle]

@steel kiln gg 😆

[steel kiln]

@sick jungle not that good 😭

[sick jungle]

Im terrible 😂 i was 200 elo 2 month ago..

[noble wasp]

who want to 1v1

[sick jungle]

I do

[noble wasp]

username is moistsnowman

[sick jungle]

10min I do only tho sadly

[noble wasp]

thats fine

[sick jungle]

https://www.chess.com/member/VladimirBoo2

[steel kiln]

Goodluck!

[sick jungle]

Is he good?

[steel kiln]

I wouldn’t know just wishing you goodluck

[sick jungle]

Thank you ❤️

[ruby vortex]

Hello

[steel kiln]

Ofcc 🫶🏻

[sick jungle]

@noble wasp I cant add u im mobile 😔

[sick jungle]

Hey

[steel kiln]

Helloooo

[noble wasp]

wym

i sent the challenge

[sick jungle]

O

[sick jungle]

I accepted

[ruby vortex]

Good Night ! (with saying " hello "I just wanna check my roles)

[steel kiln]

Goodnight friend

[reef berry]

Good morning

[noble wasp]

@sick jungle gg

[sick jungle]

How r u so fast....

[noble wasp]

premoves

[sick jungle]

I just gave up when u sniped my rook

[noble wasp]

🔫

[sick jungle]

Gg tho

[ripe flicker]

Wow

[noble wasp]

who else want to 1v1

[pure geyser]

AHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[pure geyser]

goddamn cheater

[topaz mango]

interesting

[pure geyser]

My elo 650 him 866 btw

[topaz mango]

u played black?

[pure geyser]

yea

[topaz mango]

pass me the game

[twin patio]

going from +9 to -3 cause i take the bishop

[pure geyser]

What

[topaz mango]

the game link

[sick jungle]

Wanna 1v1

[pure geyser]

Whats your elo

[sick jungle]

662

[pure geyser]

https://www.chess.com/game/147265239528

[pure geyser]

Is 15/10 fine for your?

[sick jungle]

Idk what 15/10 is

[pure geyser]

15 minutes, adds 10 seconds when move

[sick jungle]

Ok

[vale furnace]

I object to being called a chess genius because I consider myself to be an all around genius who just happens to play chess, which is rather different. A piece of garbage like Kasparov might be called a chess genius, but he's like an idiot savant. Outside of chess he knows nothing.— Bobby Fischer —

[pure geyser]

add me

[sick jungle]

https://www.chess.com/member/VladimirBoo2

[topaz mango]

ok no definitely a cheater

[wanton gyro]

guys I beat chess i think

[topaz mango]

like this is just blatant cheating. my guy is spending 7s on a very obvious move

[pure geyser]

thats not even possible

[pure geyser]

its called 'boğmaca matı' in my language

[wispy mulch]

How did y’all get actually good at chess

[pure geyser]

im not good lol

[wispy mulch]

🤣🤣🤣

[topaz mango]

im challenging the guy lol

[pure geyser]

if you win him, respect

[topaz mango]

highky doubt since engine. but blitz so ig

oh went offline bruv

[pure geyser]

scared

@sick jungle that match was fun bro

[topaz mango]

id be funny if he gets banned right away

[pure geyser]

but imma go sleep its 06:01 in my county :)

[sick jungle]

I fked up so bad...

[pure geyser]

report him please

[empty tapir]

Dropped 58 elo, tragedy has struck this day

[pure geyser]

You shouldn't have played that horse

[empty tapir]

All the games I’ve played I’ve felt drunk and I’m not sure why

Might be tired

[pure geyser]

bro whatt

[glass tartan]

who got a 1 year membership in chesscom in their christmas stocking?

[pure geyser]

i fck make 4 blunders

[sick jungle]

Yeah i didnt play my time good

I normally play 10min lmao

[pure geyser]

same same but diffrent

[topaz mango]

lmaoo he accepted my challenge, started cheating in blitz. then aborted the game when he realised he had 3mins

[hasty pagoda]

Good morning:3

[topaz mango]

message lag oops

[pure geyser]

please give the link i wanna see

[pure geyser]

Good morning :3

[empty tapir]

Do I keep going or should I just cut my losses, I’ve never been sure what’s better to do

[pure geyser]

i think the blunders i made is not blunder, i dont agree the engine

[topaz mango]

game got aborted so not in game history

[pure geyser]

oh i see

I thought you were playing a little game

[topaz mango]

im watching and hes bullying some 800

[sick jungle]

Chess.com always gives me that when I was setting up a cm always it can never give me 0 blunders

[hasty pagoda]

A blunder is a brilliant move if not punished

[sick jungle]

I got my first ever brilliant move last week 😌😌

[pure geyser]

he is absolulty son of a..

[topaz mango]

hi essence of? i play badminton too!, have been for 14yrs

[twin patio]

i am also a fan of playing red brilliant moves 🔥

[hasty pagoda]

Good for you:D

[topaz mango]

lol fair. theres a slight chance just a strong player, doesnt make sense tho that they would not play a blitz with me tho and time usage

[hasty pagoda]

I'm not really experienced and only have joined a badminton club when I was grade 6

[pure geyser]

why briliant

[pure geyser]

[topaz mango]

Nd4 is hanging

[twin patio]

cause rook can take on d4 but if they do they get cooked

Nf6 and Qxf6 is forced if they don't want to get mated

wait nvm its not mating the knight on d4 is gone

[hasty pagoda]

Rxd4, Nxf6+, Ke7, Ng8+ Ke8, Qxd4

[twin patio]

but you get Ng8 and win the rook

[topaz mango]

theres the funny Ng8+

[pure geyser]

this is of it ends,

[topaz mango]

oh Nh7 is a move too

[hasty pagoda]

Ever practiced the knight and bishop mate just to troll your opponents at the chess club when your winning by a margin

[topaz mango]

Nh7, King e7. Qf6+ Ke8 Qxd4

[topaz mango]

yes

[hasty pagoda]

By promoting 2 pawns to a knight and bishop then taking the rest of their pieces

Then sacrificing your last pieces leaving the knight and bishop

Then mate them brutally

[pure geyser]

I don't like extending matches.

[topaz mango]

lol i like to setup all 3 pieces alongside

N,K,B,same file/rank

[hasty pagoda]

What Elo are you currently

[sick jungle]

Its so hard to learn all these 😭😭😭

[topaz mango]

ofcourse knight and king need to be on the same but bishop not really

[topaz mango]

lol yeah

[hasty pagoda]

Not really

[twin patio]

fr imagine knowing coordinates can't be me, typed Nh7 earlier when i meant Ng8

[sick jungle]

I cant get my head around it, just like I only play 4 openings

[pure geyser]

3100, lemme check

[hasty pagoda]

Try learning the coordinates

Then battle yourself with only coordinates

[pure geyser]

indir28

[hasty pagoda]

No board, no chess.com

No anything

[pure geyser]

644

[hasty pagoda]

Just coordinates

[hasty pagoda]

Use gambits till 700

Not the Queen's gambit tho

[twin patio]

truuue you need to enjoy the garbage openings before you get out of the shit tier

[pure geyser]

amimi

[topaz mango]

@pure geyser the guy refuses to play me even in rapid

[patent patrol]

Hi

[pure geyser]

%100 CHEAT

[topaz mango]

lol, i even put it as rated rapid so he gets tempted

[hasty pagoda]

I'll be grinding GD and Chess Rapid today

Wish me luck

[topaz mango]

good luck

[pure geyser]

how they find cheats i cant even find one

jk jk, dont cheat

[sick jungle]

Yeah itd take months, took me a month to master my main opening 😭😭

[sly prairie]

Who tryna play me in a blitz

[topaz mango]

i sent him a message that hes using an engine. hope it scares him

[ancient lantern]

let’s play

[pure geyser]

hope

[sly prairie]

Any other 2000s tryna play a blitz ?

Unrated

[topaz mango]

every game is like 95% + lol. not even hiding it. very clearly a smurf cuz knows how to reject challenges etc

and is like finding long moves and checkmates but in exactly 7-8s

[ancient lantern]

im 2000

[strong folio]

Guys is the Halloween Gambit awesome

[sly prairie]

Bet what’s ur name

[ancient lantern]

Waguriyay

[ancient lantern]

send again

it bugged

[proven wave]

I felt sad for my opponent. I don't know why he gave me a free Bishop when he was up a piece. Luckily it ended with a draw by repetition

[subtle hawk]

Anyone wanna 1v1 and tell me if im decent I pretty much started today

[wooden gyro]

rate this move (Qxe8)

[proven wave]

Welcome to the chess world!
If you started today I recommend you do guide lessons on chess.com and learn other rules about this game :).

[topaz mango]

6.5/10

[raven wagon]

Ehh it’s alright

U basically trade queens and rooks

[subtle hawk]

Thanks! I got up to like almost 400 rating today, is that any decent for my first day or is that buns

[topaz mango]

i mean trading is good for white so

[raven wagon]

I was listening to music while playing I stopped listening to music and I played better

[raven wagon]

Actually i chaneg my mind

It’s the best move

[topaz mango]

it is the best move obv

[raven wagon]

Cuz you’ll be a rook up

Yeah

[topaz mango]

white is already a rook up, the move Qxe8 doesnt win a rook

[hasty pagoda]

10

[glass tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/hungry-dog-bowl-gif-12676188

[raven wagon]

I mean in the after you take rook he takes with queen then you pin queen to king queen takes then bishop takes you’ll be up a rook with a knight and bishop vs two bishops and no rook

[wooden gyro]

what about this move
black win? or draw or white win

[raven wagon]

it doesn’t win a rook but you’ll be up a rook

[magic shard]

white wins

[raven wagon]

black win obv

[topaz mango]

yeh exactly, white is already a rook up. just trading which is best

[raven wagon]

Yea

[wooden gyro]

it's difficult

[topaz mango]

lol fun endgame. its a win with a draw trap

white is stalemated and will go renegade rook keep saccing it

doesnt work cuz black just checks first

well technically the draw trap doesnt even work nvm

[twin patio]

Nxg3 Rg4+ Ke5 and you're chilling aren't you?

[topaz mango]

yeah mb

[raven wagon]

Either draw or win for white depending on they play

or win for black

if u play bets mives it will end in a draw

best

[topaz mango]

youre the guy to circle all 4 circles in an mcq

[raven wagon]

?

[limpid viper]

basically you said a whole lot of nothing

[twin patio]

wait the black pawns are going down

thoguht the black pawns were going up

[raven wagon]

I put it into an engine and it says it’s winning for white

[limpid viper]

??

[topaz mango]

doesnt change anything

[limpid viper]

is this ragebait bro

[raven wagon]

I mean black

[ancient lantern]

I PLAY TOO LSOWWWWWWWWWW

[sly prairie]

Hahaha ur good

[twin patio]

but it's like if you go Ke5 you aren't really promoting the pawn anymore

[sly prairie]

Ur really good bro

[twin patio]

cause the king actually is blocking the pawn

[hasty pagoda]

I missed mate in 1 and proceeded to play Qxe5💔

[ancient lantern]

THANK YOU

[wooden gyro]

if Nxg3, it's draw but there's Re1+

[topaz mango]

who cares , a rook was hung

[ancient lantern]

dor says I suck and I need to quit chess

[limpid viper]

dor is right

[twin patio]

sacced the exchange when they were up the exchange

[raven wagon]

Well if they take with knight it almost a draw

[hasty pagoda]

Don't tell that to yourself D:

[ancient lantern]

meow

[sly prairie]

Nahhh I think ur solid. You don’t need to quit

[topaz mango]

there was no exchange sac, just a blunder lol

[ancient lantern]

ty twin.

[magic shard]

I never said ts

[topaz mango]

everyones solid. we cant be liquid or gas

[woeful grail]

That move is disgustingly bad

[sly prairie]

You wanna do a rapid unrated?

Rein

[twin patio]

like if you play Nxg3 Rg4 Ke5 they get the knight back so it's rook pawn vs rook

[ancient lantern]

you'd probably whoop me in rapid haha

[sly prairie]

Let’s do it

[rustic zealot]

Can someone tell me what to play against g3 i find no video of it on YouTube

[woeful grail]

What’s your rating

[topaz mango]

ok but theres Re1+ before taking the rook

[twin patio]

ye it's just i thought the previous line was right if the pawns were going up

but it's going down so it doesn't work

that's why i was confused when i realised the pawns aren't going up

[woeful grail]

What does your username even mean

[harsh sky]

not very good

youre more active, dont trade active pieces for inactive pieces

[chrome latch]

1. g3 from white? I don't think you need a specific line. Just take the center and use opening principles

[woeful grail]

Wouldn’t you just play center game

[topaz mango]

lol yeah i quickly looked at it

[woeful grail]

Ah makes sense(i need to get back to learning Russian)

[chrome latch]

The center game is an opening that starts with 1. e4 e5 2. d4, so I assume you're referring to something more generic than that?

[rustic zealot]

Alr thanks I'm currently playing in a fide tournament and the person I'm playing today will most likely play 1. g3

[shadow obsidian]

why would u offer a draw

[chrome latch]

See how their previous games go from there if that's a possibility. You can consider taking ideas from what you play against king's indian attack setups or the reti

[woeful grail]

I mean if you play against 1. G3 you would just play e4 d4 if you get what I’m saying although it isn’t exactly center game

[woeful grail]

He was feeling generous

[chrome latch]

that's what I meant by "take the center" yes

[near violet]

i was being generous

[woeful grail]

Did he end up accepting

[near violet]

nope

[twin patio]

is this what you call sandbagging i think he should be reported

[woeful grail]

He’s an idiot then

[near violet]

https://tenor.com/view/russell-westbrook-nba-okc-thunder-what-huh-gif-5070054

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Đào Huy Hiếu (daohuyhieumain)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2163 (2166 peak)
Blitz: 2361 (2416 peak)
Bullet: 2335 (2407 peak)

[near violet]

well idk

[zealous marsh]

blitz comeback arc

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> dinonuggies023

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1204 (1212 peak)
Blitz: 600 (738 peak)
Bullet: 234 (286 peak)

[woeful grail]

Doesn’t beat mine

[south token]

Era?

[topaz mango]

wait arent you the duck guy @woeful grail . who said their pfp looked like a duck in a game or summat

[remote portal]

I was about to play another round of ranked chess

But I'm tired

[woeful grail]

Yeah, the duck from cs50

[remote portal]

So I'm gonna wait until later

[topaz mango]

lol

[topaz mango]

get a tire

[woeful grail]

It never ends

[woeful grail]

Also if you wanted to know cs50 is harvards free 10 week course for programming

[topaz mango]

ohh gotcha.python?

[woeful grail]

It includes some python but there’s cs50p which only focuses on python

Which I plan on doing once I finish this course

[sick jungle]

Anyone wanna 1v1

[woeful grail]

I was about to say

[sick jungle]

https://www.chess.com/member/VladimirBoo2

[woeful grail]

Nah not in the mood for playing

[sick jungle]

My bad

[woeful grail]

Ykw nvm why not

[gilded quarry]

guys whats the chance of i can be a gm, i m currently 1200 on chess.com

should i study 5+ hours

[ancient lantern]

WAIT I WAS KINDA FIGHTING BACK

then my pony died..

[sly prairie]

Lowkey you really were

I was puzzled a couple times you had me thinking

[ancient lantern]

your queen was just getting bullied 😭

[sly prairie]

😂😭😭

[ancient lantern]

that would've been interesting if I didn't blunder the knight SIgh

[twin patio]

you're already doomed by asking here instead of playing/studying

[sly prairie]

2000 rn

[west shoal]

Hi looking for sparing partner low elo

[gilded quarry]

wym?

[west shoal]

Vc up

[woeful grail]

I swear everyone is 2k

[woeful grail]

Good game really wasn’t taking it seriously tho

[sick jungle]

Oh that was u lol

Gg

[sly prairie]

What’s ur rating?

[woeful grail]

Yeah

[woeful grail]

1200 but realistically like 1350

[sly prairie]

Gotcha

[sick jungle]

Wanna rematch

[woeful grail]

Nah

[sly prairie]

Richard wbu what’s ur rating

[sick jungle]

650

[sly prairie]

Oh

[gilded quarry]

wanna do classical match

i m 1200 prob i will lose but nvm

[sick jungle]

Wanna 1v1?

[sly prairie]

I’m down for whoever wants to play

[sick jungle]

https://www.chess.com/member/VladimirBoo2

Do 10min

[gilded quarry]

do with richard first then we can do then

[sly prairie]

Add me ForkedAQueen and bet

[gilded quarry]

okay

[woeful grail]

I really need a mouse

Like I only need it for chess

[nimble arch]

Sayodevice

[swift tendon]

go get one at walmart for like $10

[woeful grail]

Wha

[ancient lantern]

pixel let’s play

[woeful grail]

Nah I might as well spend like 30 bucks on a decent one rather than something poorly made

[ancient lantern]

r6 servers have been down ALL DAYYYYY

[swift tendon]

r6 sucks

[ancient lantern]

nuh uh

well in its current state maybe

[swift tendon]

its always sucked

[ancient lantern]

negative

siege is my baby

[woeful grail]

Indie games are better

[ancient lantern]

my friend plays a lot of those idk i get bored easily

i’ve been playing the same 3 games my entire life 😭✌️

fortnite r6 and rocket league

[shadow obsidian]

bro def plays doc/rook on defense

[ancient lantern]

EWW

i play vigil and don’t help the team whatsoever

[shadow obsidian]

typical

[ancient lantern]

✌️

[shadow obsidian]

in true ela main fashion i miss all my shots and go 0-3

[ancient lantern]

ela in 2025 is crazy

[shadow obsidian]

i havent played since 2024 lowkenuinely

[ancient lantern]

i was SO GOOD on console

now i have the power of a petite anime girl

actually i am a petite anime girl

[rigid moth]

hi

[ancient lantern]

meow

[woeful grail]

I mean hollow knight, celeste, and there are many other games

[ancient lantern]

those are the exact games my hb be begging me to play

only game like that that i like is cuphead

[sly prairie]

Hey Ggs bro sorry I had to do you like that

[sick jungle]

Hahaha I expecting nothing less

[sly prairie]

Was fun tho that was probably the first in long time, I played the London

Who was the other guy tryna play me

[sick jungle]

Yeah i know like 3 opening, scared to do a different one cos ill screw up

[shadow obsidian]

its good to stick to an opening

[sick jungle]

That one got me from 200 elo to 650 tho

[shadow obsidian]

die hard 1. d4 fan

[sly prairie]

When I first started the only thing I would do was caro kann on black and the ruy Lopez on white

They were my comfort openings

[shadow obsidian]

i’m scared to play the italian or the spanish these days and i’m too lazy to learn the scotch

[sick jungle]

I go for the fork every game as u saw i get the fork like 8/10

[sly prairie]

Haha u did pretty good for 600 rating I’ll give u that

[sick jungle]

❤️❤️

[shadow obsidian]

what’s ur rating

[sly prairie]

2000

[woeful grail]

Cuphead is peak I remember beating the base game on a school laptop and ended up speedrunning

[sick jungle]

Some 2200 elo guy taught me the opening helped me from 200 elo getting mated in 5 moves most games 💀

[shadow obsidian]

cuphead speedrunners having to play frame perfect for an hour straight and also not go insane at the same time

[ancient lantern]

yess my first time playing it was with my brother i was like 11 he was always yelling at me 😭

[sly prairie]

I’d teach you the English opening reversed Sicilian but it’s complicated for lower ratings. That’s my main opening

[woeful grail]

Not that type of speedrun I’m not that crazy I mean starting from scratch and not doing any type of skips or glitches just beating every boss back to back without dying

[woeful grail]

Yelling for what

[ancient lantern]

CAUSE ID ALWAYS DIE😭😭

[sick jungle]

I got 2 brilliants in a game earlier i sacrificed a bishop then pushing a pawn up to King with my queen infront lol

[woeful grail]

So just the Sicilian for white

[ancient lantern]

now i’m better than him at every game 🥱

[sly prairie]

Yeah

[sick jungle]

Got my first brilliant move last week 🙌

[woeful grail]

Would you mind teaching because I do not like playing the Vienna

[shadow obsidian]

ohhh okay

[woeful grail]

If I’m right it’s just called glitchless

[sly prairie]

😂I wouldn’t mind what’s ur rating if u don’t mind?

[woeful grail]

1200 but I do understand theory to an extent to where I can play complicated openings

[ancient lantern]

meow

i don’t understand theory at all pawn goes here bishop goes here and knight goes there

[sly prairie]

😂

[nova kelp]

the spanish/ruy lopez is goated

[woeful grail]

It’s pretty much this is how it’s supposed to go which usually never happens for the average player

[nova kelp]

still played by grandmasters bro embrace the spanish

[ancient lantern]

chess 960 is so silly i love it

[sly prairie]

Let me play you vacal I wanna play against the Spanish

[woeful grail]

Most gms play freestyle chess because they just know too much

[sly prairie]

Also this is the most quiet I’ve seen this server

[shadow obsidian]

it is, but too much theory for me after the 9th move

[woeful grail]

So what happened to you teaching me the reversed Sicilian

[ancient lantern]

yeah not me i play it cause it’s hilarious

i’m the type to laugh at the stupidest things while i play i swear

[woeful grail]

Fair I’ve seen someone do a 7 tile castle but I’m a fan of positional and complicated games

[sly prairie]

Haha maybe another time. I think ima try to hit 2100 in rapid

[ripe flicker]

Im alive

[woeful grail]

I mean if you have a video you can recommend I can just watch that

[ancient lantern]

i’m still not even sure what kinda player i am

i just wait till i blunder or sum

[shadow obsidian]

bro’s life is full of whim and joy

[ripe flicker]

Take estrogen until you get crazy mood swings so one day u play like magnus and the next like your 6 year old cousin

[ripe flicker]

Sunshine and rainbows pal

[ancient lantern]

well not when i blunder.

[dense violet]

Chat

[ancient lantern]

ponies PISS me off

[ripe flicker]

Im like so knight carried its acc sad bro

[ancient lantern]

if there was like a chess piece i could ban before we started the game it would be the knight

[warm mica]

For anyone using the caro,how do u guys counter the panov/accelerated panov

[woeful grail]

I agree I hate every single piece my opponent uses

[ripe flicker]

You dont

[sly prairie]

If u watch hangingpawns video the reversed Sicilian, it’s literally everything you need to know. He explains it perfectly

[dense violet]

When the knight piss the whole board stinks

[ripe flicker]

If there was a chess piece I could keep before we started the game it would be the knighy

[ancient lantern]

i’m in texas these horses don’t play 🤢

[ancient lantern]

they are so annoying

[woeful grail]

Alr appreciate it now I have my opening arsenal ie kid, sicilian, reverse sicilian, and london

[ripe flicker]

Type shi bro

[ancient lantern]

you never know their ideas with the knight because apparently it can just be or do anything it wants

[ripe flicker]

Ik and im a little bit annoying

[ancient lantern]

maybe i should be inspired by the knight.

[ripe flicker]

Maybe im psycho but the knight is lwk the best piece oat (im actually psycho💔)

[ripe flicker]

Its the megaknight of chess😭

[ancient lantern]

maybe i needa start abusing it loren

tbh i be leaving my knights to die

[ripe flicker]

Maybe I need a start abusing medications😛

[ancient lantern]

i agree with this statement

[ripe flicker]

Ts why you aint 1800 yet

[shadow obsidian]

my knight dont do that bruh 🥀💔

[ancient lantern]

fr fr

[ancient lantern]

my knight off the percs yo🥀🥀

[ripe flicker]

Neh the psych ward deadass gave me so many meds istg bro like I pinky promise if I was in there for like a week extra I would've been od'd

[west shoal]

Low elo looking for sparing partner (200)

Vc up

[woeful grail]

I really need that mouse because I am incapable of playing blitz and bullet with a mousepad

[ancient lantern]

be careful twin bun

[ancient lantern]

join a vc i’m joining

[woeful grail]

Aren’t you like 100

[west shoal]

@ancient lantern whixh one?

[ancient lantern]

maybe

[ripe flicker]

No it was such vibes cuz the nurse gave me melatonin gummies and extra blankets at night bc im a puss💔

[west shoal]

@ancient lantern make vc room i join bro

[woeful grail]

Schrödingers elo

[spare ruin]

hi!

[ancient lantern]

i am joking i am not 200😞

[ripe flicker]

Liar liar pants on fire

[west shoal]

@ancient lantern by the way we can try together

[ancient lantern]

i take melatonin cause i WILL stay up all night

[west shoal]

I'm not so bad, i'm smurfing

[wanton gyro]

antone has any tipos to get to 1200?

[ancient lantern]

e date me

[woeful grail]

Melatonin nah caffeine

[wanton gyro]

been stuck in 1100for a bit now

[lapis condor]

Get my coaching😌

[woeful grail]

Just don’t blunder man

[cunning meteor]

cowabunga!

[west shoal]

@ancient lantern thanks for the joke 🫶

[lapis condor]

What's your real rating

[woeful grail]

Zoo wee mama

[cunning meteor]

booyah!

[ancient lantern]

WHY ARE YOU SPAM PIMGIMG ME

[west shoal]

@lapis condor if U match me U'll see

[wanton gyro]

never thought of that

[lapis condor]

Na I don't want to 😉

[west shoal]

@ancient lantern i didn't my man

[cunning meteor]

blunder man mentioned???

[woeful grail]

Ура!

[woeful grail]

Maybe?

[cunning meteor]

your so cute

[woeful grail]

Very(I’m a guy)

[west shoal]

@lapis condor i'm kidding, reaaly low elo, just wanna play, talk and improve my skills

[cunning meteor]

I'm aware

[woeful grail]

https://tenor.com/view/87nsilva-the-simpsons-listening-serious-gif-17919403

[ancient lantern]

the day i hit 1800 im taking a long break from chess istg

[woeful grail]

Are you really

[lapis condor]

I'm busy and hence I don't do coaching for free sry 😅

[cunning meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/grinch-troll-trolling-devious-up-to-no-good-gif-5617421843128881231

[west shoal]

@lapis condor dont need coaching bro, just spend good times

[woeful grail]

I wish to reach 2000 in order to whoop my friends that are 1500 although I do win and tie pretty often with them

[shadow obsidian]

@ancient lantern play me in 1|1

[kindred crypt]

Coaching to get 1200 is crazy💔

[west shoal]

You guys are too hight for me f.ck that 🤣

[ancient lantern]

let’s do it

[woeful grail]

https://tenor.com/view/hot-jaw-drop-mask-gif-20121264

[cunning meteor]

holy tongue

[woeful grail]

All you need is YouTube fr

[sick jungle]

Anyone 1v1

[ancient lantern]

when i was like 700 this 1600 that i thought was a god at the time wanted to coach me for money and 2 years later im higher rated than him😭

[woeful grail]

Lore accurate Jim Carrey

[west shoal]

Is someone is up let me know, i'm up, enjoy ✌️

[light crypt]

Jim, no fair? I dont care, carrey

[west shoal]

If*

[cunning meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-flightreacts-tongue-tongue-laugh-gif-13724048537815479089

[sick jungle]

When I was 200 elo some Indian guy was 800 elo n tried making me pay for coaching til this 2200 did it for free 😂

[west shoal]

@sick jungle what is ur elo now?

[woeful grail]

Jim, The Truman Show, Carrey

[lapis condor]

Playing together and giving tips is coaching tbh and I don't have much time to play casual friendlies
I'm just here to see if anyone wants coaching😅
I kind of need students

[ancient lantern]

why say some indian guy🤨

[woeful grail]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-darc-souls-gif-22550364

[lapis condor]

I mean many are stuck at like 500

[kindred crypt]

Is your mom kinda homeless?

[shadow obsidian]

@ancient lantern https://link.chess.com/play/GzljRX

[woeful grail]

The higher elo usually the more deranged and nice they are

[sick jungle]

650 sadly still tryna improve, my problem is I move too quickly

[shadow obsidian]

MY BAD

[ancient lantern]

it says you declined my challenge

[west shoal]

@lapis condor gotcha bro, dont need anything from u, just wanna play but appreciate ur answer, enjoy

[shadow obsidian]

@ancient lantern that one was rated

[lapis condor]

No why are you bringing up that
They won't allow me to spend in chess so I do coaching and spend that earnings on chess

[shadow obsidian]

https://link.chess.com/play/q9kCVM

[west shoal]

@sick jungle lets match up together?

[sick jungle]

Ye he was super kind 😇, he also demonstrated everything to was showing me while he plays against his elo people

[cunning meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/abyss-watchers-dark-souls-3-fight-fight-me-en-garde-gif-11285707366055574821

[sick jungle]

Ok

[woeful grail]

Usually it’s because they just move the pieces with no thought and this is coming from a guy with aphantasia

[west shoal]

@sick jungle jpin me vs

[sick jungle]

Cos hes an Indian dude and its somebody

[woeful grail]

https://tenor.com/view/yhorm-dark-souls3rising-yhorm-dark-souls-standing-yhorm-the-giant-gif-25408870

[kindred crypt]

It was a reference joke to the latest ishowspeed meme where a guy begged speed to let him win in Fortnite by saying 'Please Speed I need this my mom is kinda homeless' and speed was trying not to laugh, you need elite ball knowledge to understand the joke

[woeful grail]

It’s very fun to be knowledgeable at the game

[sick jungle]

No perms to talk...

[cunning meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/pontiff-sullivan-gif-248885487283013585

[woeful grail]

Aphantasia is very odd trait

[lapis condor]

Ok I don't watch these random streams tbh

[woeful grail]

I have an internal monologue yet I can’t visualize anything

[kindred crypt]

Neither do I, it just became a popular meme all around

[cunning meteor]

what is your elo

[woeful grail]

Pontiff

[lapis condor]

I'm 1980 fide

[cunning meteor]

he's so difficult if you can't parry

[woeful grail]

That is not elite ball knowledge

[cunning meteor]

fortunately for me i can parry

[woeful grail]

Never played ds3 but I can tell he’s just annoying to play against

[cunning meteor]

okay

[cunning meteor]

have you seen his second phase? fat bastard summons a damn shadow clone

[lapis condor]

Why did you ask tho

[cunning meteor]

just curious, 10$ seems a lot so i was expecting your rating to be very high

[woeful grail]

Of course I’ve seen hundreds of playthroughs so I know most bosses but the bell gargoyle fight is very annoying to fight with a bad controller on an Xbox 360 at 30fps

[sly prairie]

Why u charging ppl lmao

[cunning meteor]

not to say 1980 is bad

[sick jungle]

Yes!

[lapis condor]

I am kind of decent I will say my peak fide was 2130 and it dropped quite a bit so I am taking a break from oth to study before playing again

[sly prairie]

Chess coach 1v1 me

[sick jungle]

650 elo is better 😌

[lapis condor]

Hmm coaching costs money

[cunning meteor]

the only ds I've played is 3 🥀 the others are before my time I'm new gen

[cunning meteor]

nice one Richard

[tawny yew]

Guys i just lost twice in a row in a 9 round otb swiss am i cooked

[cunning meteor]

yes

[sly prairie]

Idk man. I guess I’m just nice and idc about money. I like helping the lower ratings

[woeful grail]

Well I’ve played some of Elden ring and some of bloodborne on my friends console but I’m stuck with ds1 and ds2 on my Xbox 360 which isn’t bad it’s just my controller makes it bad

[lapis condor]

Not really

[old lantern]

$10/hour is a very generous rate for his rating by the way...

[lapis condor]

Ohh.. Nice!!

[tawny yew]

Dropped so low they put me against a kid

[woeful grail]

What’s the time control

[sly prairie]

I’m 2000 rating and I’d do it for free

[cunning meteor]

oh, rip
i played through elden ring and its dlc but never touched Bloodborne or earlier dark souls games

[cunning meteor]

kids are good

[tawny yew]

5+3, and somehow i got flagged in the second loss

[shadow obsidian]

i’m ending it all bro @ancient lantern

[woeful grail]

Elden ring lore is peak

[ancient lantern]

my rook sac was tuff

[woeful grail]

Nvm I was about to say just use your time to think but you have no time💀

[cunning meteor]

ong, esp the dlc 🔥 had me hooked for like a month

[lapis condor]

Nice bro

[tawny yew]

This kid hung a royal fork (felt bad but i needed the points after 2 losses)

[cunning meteor]

don't worry beating kids in chess is okay

[shadow obsidian]

i never play against the dutch 💔🥀

[tidal glacier]

What round even is it now?

[cunning meteor]

I've never seen anyone play it but me 😭

[woeful grail]

I can imagine how fun consort radahn is

[tawny yew]

How tf did i get flagged with a 3s increment💔

[sly prairie]

I respect it tho.

[woeful grail]

No idea

[lapis condor]

Ye you are doing a good job

[shadow obsidian]

lag

[tawny yew]

Im at 3/5, 4 more to go

[cunning meteor]

consort radahn was a nightmare 😭 the only boss I've ever been stuck on for more than a week. Though apparently he's been nerfed to the ground since i last fought him
the best fight was messmer imo

[tawny yew]

Otb

[lapis condor]

I mean top 3 should be possible if you win every single round from now

[tawny yew]

I really hope so

[lapis condor]

How many titled players and GMs are there

[woeful grail]

Never said it was gonna be a easy boss that’s cinematic

[tawny yew]

None man

[lapis condor]

Ah what's the highest fide

[woeful grail]

Elden Ring is where the cooler the fight the harder the boss

[tawny yew]

Idk but i guess ~<1900

Im so silly vro

I hung a rook skewer

[lapis condor]

Then it shouldn't be much of an issue to win every round from now

[cunning meteor]

yeah but it gets to a point, in the DLC every boss is hard and every boss is cinematically beautiful, it just depends on which is more your style. for me messmer was the coolest, consort radahn was cool and all i just don't like his fight as much, plus beating him was a little underwhelming honestly

[tawny yew]

You forgot he fact that im stupid

[normal mason]

Check out this #chess game: dnxcc64 vs Replicadoe - https://www.chess.com/game/live/147267514956

top 100 rapid btw

[frosty peak]

dnxcc64 (2583) vs. Replicadoe (2433)

Move List

1. c4 e5 2. Nc3 Nf6 3. Nf3 Nc6 4. e4 Bb4 5. d3 Bxc3+ 6. bxc3 O-O 7. Bg5 h6 8. Bh4 d6 9. Be2 a6 10. a4 Rb8 11. Rb1 Bd7 12. O-O Re8 13. Ne1 g5 14. Bg3 Ne7 15. f3 Nh5 16. Bf2 Nf4 17. d4 Bxa4 18. Qxa4 Nxe2+ 19. Kh1 Nxc3 

[lapis condor]

Na just focus and I don't think it's a fide rated tournament by your talks so play with no pressure nothing to lose

[tawny yew]

Yes its local

I will try

[lapis condor]

GL!

[tawny yew]

Tyy

[woeful grail]

Messmer is very cool but radahn is just an unstoppable force which makes facing him very overwhelming and beating him will feel like you climbed Mount Everest

Wait if you go to Mount Everest and climb like 50 meters and walk back you can technically say you climbed Mount Everest

[cunning meteor]

it genuinely didn't, i was more gassed about messmer, it felt nice beating radahn and the fight was definitely harder so idk why but it just wasn't as thrilling for me

[terse field]

If u don't have anything to loose don't be scared to sacrifice

Pieces

[ancient lantern]

what if we all meowed and just received head pats

[tawny yew]

If everyone meows noone meows

[terse field]

Alright that's enough internet for an entire decade

[native pike]

i lost too a player that kept hanging their rook, i just checked it 😔

im a new player anyway

[ancient lantern]

🤔

[terse field]

Do u use cca

[ancient lantern]

what does that course even contain

videos or just moves

[woeful grail]

Well to each their one

[tawny yew]

What😭

[native pike]

whats cca?

[cunning meteor]

own

[ancient lantern]

da dutch

[woeful grail]

Mb I was using slide to type

[ancient lantern]

and why is this brownie 5 dollars

[woeful grail]

Very inconsistent

[tawny yew]

5 videos summarising the dutch ideas

[terse field]

Checks captures attacks
First look for all checks you have and if it's useful then look for all captures you have and then look for what you can attack

[ancient lantern]

WAITTTT THATS TUFF

[deep sail]

Bro in a call for 4 hours

[ancient lantern]

come get these headpats duck

[native pike]

Thank you a lot. I'll try to remember this next match.

[tawny yew]

Cat cookie annihilator

[native pike]

haha.

[ancient lantern]

me and my beautiful gf🥰

[tawny yew]

😭 huh

[terse field]

Ya and try to use your time if ur playing rapid i have realised more you stare at the board more you start realising stuff

[deep sail]

Thought so

[native pike]

alright.

[ancient lantern]

nuh uh cause what if it was my bf

[remote portal]

I made some chess artwork but I don't know where to send it, plus I don't think my status is high enough

I gotta wait until I am trusted

[sour olive]

https://tenor.com/view/doomnack-vs-shrimple-gif-8869878339355227690

[deep sail]

Same thing, either way it's the couple way of living

[ancient lantern]

i might just have to quit chess yo

[ancient lantern]

i don’t swing that way just a mind opener

[brazen galleon]

At 1600? Yes

[ancient lantern]

i am the best

[brazen galleon]

[ancient lantern]

i am the end and beginning

[brazen galleon]

You are a sausage

[deep sail]

Chess is not worth it so yes you can quit if you want

[ancient lantern]

chess is too fun to quit

[remote portal]

I'll be honest I play chess for the pieces; I made artwork out of them

[ancient lantern]

even if i stop playing rapid i’d def just queue up bullet games forever

[remote portal]

I made artwork for the King, Queen, Bishop, and Knights... Rooks and Pawns are next

[ancient lantern]

we’re not allowed to say fe m boy ??

[remote portal]

I can imagine them having a specific ELO for Chess, the Queen having a Low-End Grandmaster rank

[terse field]

Honourable mention to blitz so it dosnt feel left out

[tawny yew]

You taste better icl

[brazen galleon]

Rapid on chesss.com is like playing rated against stockfish rated same as you without being forced to

[ancient lantern]

what does this even mean

[native pike]

I lost to Martin by accident

[brazen galleon]

Bruh what the

[brazen galleon]

It means that you cannot play rapid on chess.com

[ancient lantern]

but i always do

meow

[brazen galleon]

Against cheaters

[shadow obsidian]

rapid on chess com is equivalent to waterboard torture

[sick jungle]

How do I get perms to talk in vc

[ancient lantern]

what if i’m cheating too

[tawny yew]

We are, fеmboy

[deep sail]

I only play rapid, hardly find any cheater

[ancient lantern]

NO

[brazen galleon]

Then I will find your house

[proven wave]

You are connected now that means you should be able to use voice channel

[tawny yew]

Skill issue fеmboy

[ancient lantern]

HOW AM I NOT ALLOWED TO

[shadow obsidian]

MOHIT MY GOAT 🙏

[sick jungle]

Ah ok

[proven wave]

No I am not. You are better than me 🙂

[sick jungle]

Wanna 1v1

[brazen galleon]

Bruh same

[shadow obsidian]

i’m not

[tawny yew]

Say it after me: f, em, b, oy, fеmboy

[terse field]

Huh

[proven wave]

Sure
Let me send you the link

[ancient lantern]

EXACTKY

[proven wave]

What time control?

[sick jungle]

10mins if u dont mind

[proven wave]

Believe me!

[terse field]

I think it's the trusted role

[ancient lantern]

i fricken have it

[terse field]

Ya but booster role overlaps it

[tawny yew]

I am very trustworthy

[ancient lantern]

i don’t think so

[tawny yew]

I think not fеmboy

[brazen galleon]

same

[ancient lantern]

i think he’s bypassing it SOMEHOW

[tawny yew]

Sorry i cant resist it

[proven wave]

https://link.chess.com/play/Ha3Ja0

[terse field]

Sigh imagine this only trusted role is allowed to say that so since ur booster role overlaps iykyk

[sick jungle]

Says ur current settings doesnt allow us to match

[scarlet arrow]

Lalalalalalala

[sick jungle]

Not anymore breh

[scarlet arrow]

That ain't him

[terse field]

I'm blue I will bleed I will die 🗣️🔥

[sick jungle]

Wym

[scarlet arrow]

Nothing trolling

[sick jungle]

Ah lmao

[ocean scaffold]

When there's M1 on the board, look for better

[sick jungle]

Is this the official chess.com server or?

[ocean scaffold]

Yes

[scarlet arrow]

Yas

[sick jungle]

Ok good scared me that I connected my chess to a non official server

[native pike]

I WON MY FIRST GAME

[ocean scaffold]

Gg

[scarlet arrow]

Gud

[native pike]

yea

[sick jungle]

https://www.chess.com/member/VladimirBoo2 @proven wave

[ocean scaffold]

Even then it wouldn't matter much

[sick jungle]

Idk i like been safe online sorry 😭

[terse field]

Btw I'm not

Sorry to break it to you

[native pike]

i find it annoying that you gotta pay on chess.com

[terse field]

U don't have to

[ancient lantern]

@proven wave I MOUSE ALIPPD

or more of a missclick same thing UGHFGITHRKEOWYS

[remote portal]

You too, huh.

I mouseslipped my queen last time.

[native pike]

yea, but i want unliimited lessons

[ancient lantern]

okay so i wasn’t sure if that rook sac worked but it was for sillies😞

@proven wave WAIT IT DOES WORK SOMEHOW

[terse field]

Lmao then u have youtube 🙃

[native pike]

boring

actually yeah

[terse field]

Really bruh I'm dead 💔

[native pike]

im jokin

[terse field]

Gtk

[rain nexus]

my best brill ♥️

[terse field]

But what if opponent pushed instead of taking on a4

[twin root]

Saludos al equipo de soporte de Chess.com y a toda la comunidad aquí en Discord.

[terse field]

Oh ya your take with check damn good job

[summer gale]

Closest I got to hundred🥀 so close yet so far

[loud wadi]

How is bro 1000

[dense violet]

https://tenor.com/view/penguin-pudgy-pudgypenguins-chess-checkmate-gif-682502911877047090

[proven wave]

Yes. After rook sac you could just capture the rook. I can't take it if I did then- Re7 and my king will be forced to move then Qg7#
Good game!

[ancient lantern]

yeah i ended up not having the right idea at all lmfao

[summer gale]

I would surely blunder ts as a 1000

[ancient lantern]

aye but that pawn was marching 😭

[dense violet]

Man I am stuck

At 1900

[summer gale]

Bros telling my tale

[frosty peak]

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Rapid: 723 (peak)
Blitz: 542 (908 peak)
Bullet: 738 (825 peak)

[proven wave]

But you are not 1900 yet 😅

[sick jungle]

My best brilliant moves

[brazen galleon]

xDDD

[sick jungle]

1v1 me https://www.chess.com/member/VladimirBoo2

[proven wave]

https://link.chess.com/play/NI8S7g

[dense violet]

https://tenor.com/view/triste-isolado-pensando-sad-isolated-gif-11165084073573897086

[radiant dawn]

https://link.chess.com/play/yLpCju

Anyone?

[rain nexus]

heh. well I like to wait 8 minutes when im one move away from mate to annoy my opponents. 👿

[obsidian forum]

https://www.chess.com/game/147267492412

check this fumble 200 elo game i played out

[proven wave]

gg

[sick jungle]

Gg

Damn are you sleepy? @proven wave

[proven wave]

I don't know. But all good. 🙂

[radiant dawn]

Tf just happened

[radiant dawn]

Uhh

[proven wave]

That's a long time haha

[radiant dawn]

Yes

[dense violet]

I won this game

[proven wave]

Nice

[tawny lotus]

What do you all think is the best line as black against 1d4 for a 1600 ?

[obsidian forum]

is 250 elo actually that ass

[dense violet]

Play gorilla gambit

[obsidian forum]

or like is it acceptable at least

[proven wave]

Well There is no best opening in chess..

[finite elm]

Morning nerds

[dense violet]

https://tenor.com/view/vatobiox-gif-17852911283480809711

[obsidian forum]

caro kann🐧

[radiant dawn]

Car

[proven wave]

It's okay. But as always you can improve!

[obsidian forum]

ty

[finite elm]

Huh.. haven't u heard of the bongcloud?

[obsidian forum]

i need to improve my midgame

i keep hanging my pieces

[tawny lotus]

When I say “best” I mean an opening you’ve had success with at that rating

[dense violet]

Play gorilla gambit

[obsidian forum]

bro what is the gorilla gambit

[tawny lotus]

One that isn’t heaps common that every muppet knows the move order too

[dense violet]

It works only in bullet though, just ragebait your opponent by only pushing pawns at first

[finite elm]

U call an gorilla to physically beat ts outta ur opponent.. and u win on time 🥰

[obsidian forum]

😍 best gambit

[tawny lotus]

What’s the gambit part

Whether they live or die?

[obsidian forum]

dont question the gorilla gambit

ever again

[tawny lotus]

sorry sir 🫡

[agile sable]

People ask this in 2025. Ask Google lol

[obsidian forum]

your welcome

[finite elm]

U need to gamble in a casino to have enough money to order a gorilla🥰

[obsidian forum]

what if he doesnt arrive or beats the shit out of you instead

thats also a gambit

who he beats up

[finite elm]

Learn the gorilla gambit declined variation

[obsidian forum]

so if he asks to beat you up you just decline

and he beats up the other person

[finite elm]

Yeah..

[obsidian forum]

cool

[dense violet]

https://tenor.com/view/king-kong-of-the-hill-gif-10975692477495140308

[finite elm]

Beginners forget the englund theory

[radiant dawn]

33 percent votes

[dense violet]

Gorilla gambit at any rating range

[tame yoke]

whats the other trap

how about grob gambit

[finite elm]

Gorilla gambit

[tame yoke]

sure\

how about orangutan opening, it is better than gorilla

how about bongcloud

[dense violet]

Lie

[tame yoke]

nah

its just b4

its an actual opening yk orangutan opening

[finite elm]

Nahh.. the odds of survival are lower than gorilla gambit
They might have few broken bones.. but in gorilla gambit they simple lose their soul

[tame yoke]

nah orangutans are way more stronger than gorrilas and they can crush an opponents head anytime they dont just to play witht he opponent

[dense violet]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-meme-pepe-frog-gif-26117735

[tame yoke]

but its still a good opening

[finite elm]

Sure... Next time I'll order an orangutan

[tame yoke]

ig

[scarlet arrow]

Do the earthquake

[tame yoke]

btw they also make an opponent restarted to know how pieces work

btw its the polish opening also

[finite elm]

I like to call it inverted indonesian opening

[tame yoke]

yeah

poland will never go to the moon

so cry abt it cuz you never go to moom opening