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alr so do I have to do smth else or just wait now
If I have a bishop on white squares they can just put all their pieces on black squares and my bishop does nothing
a knight would come in handy at this point
Yeah but I was up a bishop down a knight
shame
Itās supposed to be good for me but it felt awful
Iām so tilted itās insane
I denied someone a take back and then he beat me I hate it
I want to legit just add him and curse him out but Iāll get banned
was he a caro kann user?
No
IT'S THE FIRST MOVE š
He just hung a rook and I took it but he still checkmated me Iām so upset
I hate being checkmated it makes me so angry
just dont get checkmated bro
Will I get banned for raging at him in game chat
Did he hung the rook before he checkmated you or after
Before
No, I do that all the time and get away with it, worst case scenario you get warned/muted
Whatās the highest brilliant counts yall got
11
In a single match
It really depends on the position.
Your Bishop is very active/strong when it's not blocked by pawns, or any piece. The more square your pieces control the more active they are. If your Bishop is blocked by pawns there is not much it can do. In open positions they can control more square than a knight which can be a huge advantage
In a closed position knights are better because they can jump over any piece, which no other pieces can do.
Sorry if something is wrong here... Doing my best to help.. and trying to give advice maybe after 1 year š
11 in a match deadass?
Niceee you ever got a brilliant?
yes
I got one today but it doesnāt make any sense
Iām so upset
These moves shouldnāt be allowed I CANT DO ANYTHING
You can take the knight
He will still eventually win material tho
I love bishops
???
Not really
first game at 1k and i get a toxic guy bro im crine
I rage so hard
I got an OTB tourny today
Goodluck
Lowkey peak
I donāt get it 
He has an extra pawn
One of my opps called me an idiot after he lost yesterday
hi
We should ALL convert to balatro
I canāt win
I want to play it but Iām not buying that game
Bleh
You should, its a great time waster
Better than chess
Doesnāt look lost to me but Iām bad at endgames I wouldnāt know š
because you sacrifice
Opponent hangs mate in 1: inaccuracy
I hang a pawn and eval moves slightly: BLUNDERRRR
brilliant moves don't mean you understand the follow up
which is why they are mostly done right in higher elos
Ehhhhhh I mean getting titled in chess seems more fun imo
Just take the knight
So if the queen takes the bishop the rock is there
I mean most brilliants are sacrifices which are easy to follow up
well you allowed it
just dont allow forks lmao
Sacrifice, in change of winning material, or having the chance of doing a checkmate?
Truuuu, just like how blunders arenāt blunders if your opponent doesnāt see the follow up š„
can be both
you can be threating mate which allows the gain of material
yo hol up why are you sub 500 elo
youre actually being sensible
Itās a paradox
i havnt seen anything like this from low elo people
So the brilliant only evolve around the sacrifices nothing else? Or is there smth else
protect this man at all costs
because i don't know the ins and outs of actually playing the game
By 500 elo you mean 500 rapid points?
So you just know theory but donāt know how to implement it
i have 375 rapid
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brilliants come from greatly improving your position/threatening checkmate where a sacrifice is made. often why you'll get a brilliant in puzzles where you sac a rook/queen
honestly youd have the right mindset to be decent at chess
I need hikaru to upload another slowkaru video
i guess?
don't know how to describe it
and this is literally the first time ive said this in atleast a year i think
Makes sense
i did do a brilliant move in a bullet game because i saw a possible mate
it was to gain material im pretty sure
a knight
most of my bullet ratings come from timeouts
but who doesn't
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Wait what itās not updated
it seems like i have a better chance of winning if i have a good opening
Iām 1178
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for black ive always used the caro kann because of it's simplicity
do not fall for the caro propaganda ever please
...
NOOO
I mean itās not bad
uh oh
my winrate begs to differ
i face caro constantly in bullet idk why
Just there are better options
premove opening
because people don't have to memorize
slav and caro
:/
I mean it doesnāt fit some peopleās playstyles
Oh ok gotcha
what do you play against caro
2n
Wait how you do the profile thing
i have never faced 2n so i have no clue how good it is
do u play caro?
yeah
Is it slash?
this is the game
https://www.chess.com/game/live/146604202004?move=19
































































1. e4 a6 2. Nf3 b5 3. d4 Bb7 4. Nc3 d6 5. d5 f6 6. Bf4 h6 7. e5 g5 8. Be3 fxe5 9. Bd3 c5 10. [Bxc5] dxc5 11. Nxe5 c4 12. Bg6#
im trying to actually study it instead of just winging it now
have u never faced e4 c6 Nf3 d5 Nc3
nope
whenever they bring a knight out instead of d4 it always transposes into an exchange
My account refuses to update
i guess and people just dont do that at my elo range
coaxed into ladder checkmate
well what would you play against it
holy paint
































































1. f3 e5 2. c3 [d5] 3. g3 Nf6 4. h4 Nc6 5. b3 e4 6. a4 exf3 7. exf3 Qe7+ 8. Ne2 Bf5 9. Bh3 Bxh3 10. Rxh3 Ne5 11. g4 Nfxg4 12. fxg4 Nxg4 13. d4 Qf6 14. Be3 O-O-O 15. Nf4 Re8 16. Qe2 g5 17. Nxd5 Qf5 18. c4 c6 19. Rf3 Bb4+ 20. Kd1 Qe6 21. Nf6 Nxf6 22. hxg5 Ng4 23. Rg3 Nxe3+ 24. Rxe3 Qxe3 25. Qxe3 Rxe3 26. Nd2 f6 27. gxf6 Rf8 28. a5 Rxf6 29. Ra4 Bxd2 30. Kxd2 Rh3 31. d5 Rg6 32. Rb4 Rg2+ 33. Kc1 Rh1#
take and pretend its a main line caro
whats a mainline caro
play like its a classical variation ig
Bf5?
the ermmm
yeah
good to know that youd basically be losing by move 4
š
Ng3
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i would have playrd bg6
87% of database games is Bg6 btw
e4 e5 b2
is this NM ragebaiting me (he lost)
tuff
yayyy my account is finally updated
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are you supposed to play it like a tartakower instead
youre not supposed to take e4
2 knights is good fr but if a caro player ain't prepped against 2knights, advanced, fantasy and Nc3 idk what he is doing
you go Bg4 and give up the bishop on f3
i see
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well u can go 1. e4 c6 2. Nc3 d5 3. Nf3 dxe4 4. Nxe4 Nf6 5. Qe2 Nxe4 6. Qxe4 Nd7 7. Bc4 Nf6 8. Ne5 e6 9. Qe2 which is like 0.4 but i hate that for black
hi
its under 40% winrate for black
You can take on e4 btw it's completely fine to play like a tartakower just go through the line Qe2 after Nf6
4 horses
our name looks almost same
where are u from
halloween
well 2n is literally the last video in the course that i definitely got through legitimate means so it will be a while
dawg my board is a croat
Bg4 here is going to be the modern main line instead of ruy lopez
i will see what l'ami recommends
i recommend just not playing caro
W.. But I assume you're talking sicilian..
I like e5
feels like the easiest reply to e4 and i dont like e5 and sicilian is too scary
e5 is goodš
i mean yeah its definitely not a bad move
90% positions can be handled by normal development 0-0 just natural play
I don't get why many dont like it
easiest is probably pirc
like just go e4 d6
what are some openings that look stupid at first but are actually good
Nf3 d5 e4
Ye but i think czech pirc is good instead of the mainline g6
blud really said "reported" after forking his king and rook
































































1. [e4] d5 2. exd5 Qxd5 3. Nf3 Nf6 4. Be2 Bf5 5. O-O e6 6. Nc3 Qa5 7. Nb5 c6 8. Nd6+ Bxd6 9. d4 Qc7 10. Qd2 O-O 11. b3 Nbd7 12. Bb2 Rfe8 13. d5 cxd5 14. Bxf6 Nxf6 15. g3 Qxc2 16. Qxc2 Bxc2 17. Rac1 Rac8 18. Nd4 a6 19. Nxc2 Rc7 20. Bd3 Rec8 21. Rfe1 Bb4 22. Re2 Ba5 23. a3 b5 24. b4 Bb6 25. Kf1 Ng4 26. Kg2 Nf6 27. h4 h5 28. Rd1 Ba7 29. Ne3 Bxe3 30. Rxe3 Rc1 31. Rxc1 Rxc1 32. Re2 Rc3 33. Rd2 Rxa3 34. Rb2 Rxd3 35. Ra2 e5 36. Rxa6 Kh7 37. Ra5 Ne4 38. Rxb5 Rd1 39. Ra5 f6 40. b5 Rb1 41. Kf3 Nc3 42. Ke3 Nxb5 43. Kd3 e4+ 44. Ke3 Rb3+ 45. Kd2 Rb2+ 46. Ke3 Rb3+ 47. Kd2 g5 48. hxg5 fxg5 49. Kc2 Rb4 50. Ra7+ Kg6 51. Rd7 h4 52. gxh4 gxh4 53. Rxd5 Nd4+ 54. Kc3 Ra4 55. Rxd4 Rxd4 56. Kxd4 h3 57. Kxe4 h2 58. Kf3 h1=Q+ 59. Ke3 Qd5 60. f4 Qc4 61. Kf3 Kf5 62. Kg3 Qe4 63. Kh4 Qxf4+ 64. Kh5 Qg3 65. Kh6 Qg4 66. Kh7 Qg5 67. Kh8 Kf6 68. Kh7 Qg7#
Lmao crazy
hes 500 lbs and spends his time on discord allday
w wallpaper guys
tennison gambit
how big is hes brain
f4 e5
fxe5 Qh4 g3 Be7 
Every single person that tries the tennison gambit at my level blunders the knight
It's so funny
Who plays Qh4 e6
kek
Should i play e5 or caro kann against e4?
I might look into the tennison gambit
e5
Caro kann
I confuse
e5caro
Trust me bro I'm the better player (5000 elo bullet)
Play e5
Just know principles develop castle
do not play the caro
Cut a 0 and you got it
Lowk just play Kf6 against everything
the caro is fine, i dont get why your scaring people away from the opening
you dont even know why its bad š„
no tryna be a hater but ur 1k elo
why is it bad aside from the one line in 2n
lets not forget that someone reached 2k using the cow which is arguably worse than the caroš„
theres many lines
tal gambit with e6
is there magnus gambit
so is it 2n which gives black the most trouble in your opinion
There is jeans gambit
i reached 2k with bongcloud only so what
openings dont matter if youre good enough
just hit 1700 bullet
THIS?!?!
i don't know the ins and outs of the opening but i do know that its fine at a a beginner level
yeah
so you plan on staying a beginner forever?
they just spammed the opening
I mean what's the idea here?
never said that
so why are you argumenting with low elo then
Looks like discount hippo
I have never seen anyone play this before
Advanced variation gives the most trouble but 2 knights give good trouble as well
im just saying its fine to use to a certain level whilst you're arguing to not use it
Do you play caro?
Maybe trying setup hippo-like structure
idea is to get checkmated
E5 can be used at all levels while caro is not very good at the highest levels so why choose caro instead of e5
remember carlen once played C4
But vincent keymar use caro kann
How many times did he play it in classicL otb and how many times did he win
but e5 has far too many lines to consider so it just makes it simpler
It's very good for blitz
We're talking about a lifetime choice at all tcs not just blitz bruh
Nope 90% of lines can be played if you just have decent positional understanding like where does your pieces belong
Like yesterday I played Nf3 c5 as black and ended in a sicilian when he played e4 I knew 0 stuff about sicilian I am a lifelong e4 e5 player but still got a very good position out of opening
You just need to be good at playing principled chess and not causing many weaknesses
I mean for playing e5 there's few critical lines but most of the lines just develop castle and play normal and you'll be fine
To be honest, learn the principles of openings way before you learn a specific one because it'll help you understand it better than just oh if he goes here I go here
wsg yall
There's a point you are missing learn principles and "play e5" Against e4
It just requires principles and is very good
Yeah idk ball about Sicilian so I just play open Sicilian, trade off the d pawn when able and develop
Anyone know greenflower65?
I'm talking from the black side dude
Principles are the same for both sides
Smdh
Yeah just play e5 and play principled and if you fall for something, just leave how to not fall for it
You can't choose to play open sicilian as black bro
he is the goat vro
you prob beat me
and even though Im hella inactive here I recognised that pfp
twice, but the first was close
gurt
guess the crowd attendance at todayās cricket game
You almost flagged me
300000
are you bluetopic
lol no stadium holds that much
Nobody said you can
TheFloridianSpeedster
actually the floridian guy
Cricket is peak
No way blud is watching ashes liveš„
Get me a flight ticket
Yea
I didnt have my speed bro
100
such a good test match
100,024 people
neither did I. I got dirty flagged the game before which doesn't make sense bc I was grinding 0.10+0 like 5 minutes ago š
but close enough
Made me slower š«©
Get me a ticket bro I wanna watch as well
I'm watching ashes at 2am here in tvš„
youāre in england?
India
I mean I would love to see the ashes at lords someday but not this year Melbourne is ok but lords is the greatest pitch ever
w country
fr. the atmosphere is astonishing
anyone watching the fide rapid championship?
Yep
lorenzo lodici lost against magnus
I saw š
I was rooting for him
ik. such a likeable personality
i have it saved to my watch later. iām at the cricket atm so i will watch it at about 6pm when iām home:
not bland like other top players
but yes i will watch it
Get a selfie with root and starc bro
Js watch gothams recap
it doesnāt work like that man
wish it did
true but as you sent this message I was playing a game with caro which was an overwhelming win that just proves that its really fine and not as bad as people make it up to be
When they're leaving just get down snd get a selfie
It's fine at your level there's a diff man
iām on the fourth floor. thereās 100k people here and it will take me too long.
iāll give it a go though
i know at high levels there are major weakpoints that make it bad to play but if you're just starting off, its absolutely fine
whatās yāallās rating?
although I do need to start learning the sicilian
Sadly I'm high enough
I only talk about fide ratingsš„
thats a shame
like 1200
Iām too lazy to learn how to counter it but Iām hardstuck 1300 so I probably should learn how to š
but realistically like 1350
how do you get a fide rating? how does it work
Gng 1400 is the lowest fide rating isn't it?
js learn like Smith Morra or an anti sicilian
Play an otb fide tournament you'll be able to find some from the official websites that host in your country or smth
caro is fine at any rating
which oneās the better one to learn
Alapin>>
caro is ahh
Alapin is great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4wqj4Ri2j8 interesting video
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no ur just ass at it
iāve heard of that
Anti Sicilian is a category. Smith Morra is an antisicilian
At the highest levels it's just that it gives white the initiative right from the start
E5 and c5 are much better
i agree but we're not at the highest level and even then its completely fine just not the best option
i mean i just play e4 c5 nf3 nc6 than d4 and just try to punish the people who use sicilian in my elo range
no idea
Not even an opening šš
Define 'punish' big man
The khaotic opening
i mean if im right its just the scotch don't know the name of the opening
or open sicilian
this is just main line sicilian
hello?
how can you even punish Sicilian
oh it is
Change c5 to e5 and yes that's the scotch
thats a thing?
well to be fair I do not have these openings memorized like that
yea samesies. similar to that.
i resigned in a winning game. i suck,
i thought the counter for sicilian was the open/dragon line
my first win against a GM blud was the father of snails š
why wouldn't it be a thing
šššš
holy heck youāre so good
Was that just now?
lemme play a game against you, i wanna see how bad I lose in blitz
nah he was just slow af and blundered a rook for no reason
top tier glaze
yeah
damn
nah vro
why not
Yea gm level at 2400 hella rare gng
I actually suck at blitz
I've played maybe 3 in like 4000 games
not top tier glaze if itās true mate
Is there a chess discord server where i can speak spanish?
Frl
im 600
youāre saying beating a gm means youāre bad at chess?
True even IMs are rare
but to be fair I havent played a blitz game in a while
its bullet aslo he is old
no one said this actually
dude heās literally a gm
Doesnt matter
beating them in blitz is infinitely harder than bullet
He's past his peak by far
ok i can play 1 3+0
ok
alr thats fine
bro will play a 600 but will dodge me
do gms play rapid a lot?
I sent you a challenge
it is all clear
what sucks about my country is that since itās so goshdang big the tournaments might be a five hour flight away š
Very few
ok
rapid chess peeks at around 2300-2400
The skill gap between maintainimg 2300 and 2400 is monumental though
gg
good game did better than I thought I would
bro thinks he can sneak in a rated game
pretty sure they stop playing after a certain point
1200 in rapid
I agree
well still looks like I still got a lot left before i beat a 2000
only reason I can actually survive against 2000s is because I consistently lose against them
and I learned to defend over time
@torn sparrow is a 2000 confirmed
i know i forgot about the pawn
now my question is whats your elo
how did you know
count your days
I know you say the technique from isuxay
what category
online? uscf? fide? Blitz? Etc
i should lowkey continue trying to play people 500 points higher rated than me
good luck
the thing is the only 2500s who would play me in rated are the mfs who play 3+2 so they have no one to play
You are in Australia right?
and i hate 3+2
online rapid on cc
Anything with increment pmo
i don't like increments whatsoever
- But you'll see that I don't play rapid much. This is my public account
On my private I hover 2250ish
makes sense also i shouldve went kh8 instead of rg6 i don't know what I was thinking during that game
it's alright either way
what is your peak vro
2256
s
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probably scotch most familiar with
Italian probably
whats the line for italian, i dont think i know it
oh thats the italian ive faced it quite a bit
however the average person just sucks and can't use it properly
I mean it's just casual development at it's most basic form
I don't play e5 much but when I used to I always played nf6 hoping for ng5
So that I could play the traxler
If you know the theory well it's basically a free win up to the 2000 level
I used to be peak 2389 in rapid bro
isn't that it for like most openings
also i just found out that the engine prefers the sicilian for black against e4
no šš bc the traxler is tactical
time to watch hikarus and daniels videos on the sicilian because i would prefer to use that instead of the caro against e4
anyone solve day 3 of advent of chess
real, got destroyed in blitz bc i fell for a scotch gambit trap
scotch gambit?
i have a feeling learning sicilian against e4 and kid against d4 is like the only two openings you need for black
"Scotch Game, Scotch Gambit, Duboits Reti, Perreux Variation"
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oh i just saw a video on it, surprised you lost because it doesn't really seem that strong
@thick ledge update on the user that said "reported" when i was playing him in chat, idk if he has the desire to say "reported" to all the users he's lost against
fair, wasn't really thinking though xD
I'd still lose to bro
that makes up for it, ive had days where I just dropped 100 elo because I was just too focused on my loss from the other game
and luckily don't do that anymore
also means i won't fall for it again so loss is worth
losing really isn't that big of a deal
sooner or later you might get like 10 wins in a row because you're focused
I play kid against d4 but play scandi against e4
that is something i still need to learn sadly
At the end of the day, it's just a game
i don't get the appeal of scandi
Feel what you feel but don't get completely stressed
its bullet tho
true but its like the only game where you'll feel smart playing although it usually does the other
huh
I just like how it flows for black and it thwarts the lsb for white somewhat with e6 and c6
how
imagine being FM only for ts
that's why strategy games are the best
Masters being banned is just crazy to me
Like why?
fideunmaster
wow
makes sense, i like positional games which is why sicilian is something I want to learn against e4
eh soulsborne games are better
Checkers š„
Isn't Sicilian sharp?
tbf those turn into strategy games with mechanics once you learn the attacks
Scandi is pretty positional for black in my limited experience
nah readingš„
I play yugioh, I can't do that
now i see why he's been losing the last few games
have no idea
missed mate
well read no longer human its a decently light read if you want to start reading
I found this mate and thought I was Magnus for a sec
he's still winning but it could've been equal had black taken the rook
blud you posted this yesterday
is pushing the center pawns against the caro-kann good
Did I? I have bad memory
there is no karma to farm here
next level hating
im hard stuck 400 elo how do i rise up
this is you btw
i mean there's the advance variation, if you're talking about mainline
oh yea mainline, is there a better opening or is mainline good
mainlines are mainlines because they are the best option
^
ok, thanks
if you're asking about that though you should focus on opening principles first
š one game isnt much
Chess more like sadness š
Bro isn't yev
anyone use kalshi?
1 game isnt much but its the only we have and you lost it
yo
Anyone from you are not allowed to argue or refute greenflOwer. I am his lawyer.
lets play 2 rn
I am 2400 I would show my supremacy vro
https://www.adventofchess.com/year/2025/day/3
anyone solve this
Fish
Gonna watch greenflower get stomped
guys I checked its real :sob
mf made it rated
who's rico.......???
I beat a gm today actually
positional
sicilian
No you didn't vro pull up the proof
I checked and its real
gg
i gave you 2 games as requested
Greenflower your pawns vro you just sold half of them
































































1. e4 c6 2. Nf3 d5 3. Nc3 dxe4 4. Nxe4 Nf6 5. Nxf6+ exf6 6. Be2 Bd6 7. O-O O-O 8. d4 Re8 9. Be3 Bg4 10. h3 Bh5 11. Re1 Nd7 12. Nh4 Bxe2 13. Rxe2 Nf8 14. Nf5 Bc7 15. Qd3 Ng6 16. Rae1 Qd5 17. c4 Qa5 18. b3 Re6 19. Bd2 Qxa2 20. Rxe6 fxe6 21. Rxe6 Qa1+ 22. Re1 Qa2 23. g3 Rd8 24. Kg2 c5 25. d5 Qa6 26. Ne7+ Nxe7 27. Rxe7 Qd6 28. Re6 Qxe6
I forgot my theory line against the advanced mainline bro
but you can give pawns there and its stilll +0.3
white has dynamic counterplay
If anyone interested #š§©ć”weekend-puzzle-rush
guys i need a way to counter the albin
Bro who th plays Nxf6+ instead of Qe2š„
please i have problems
im washed rn you won but ill win next time
It's simple don't play 1) d4
Lmao wtf
I forgot yeah I need to do that rq
Guys they banned me from the lichess discord because I told them that men could not become pregnant

they are too slow these days
When are you beating a GM in rapid
show proof
gimme lines plsš„ŗ
DMs
I actually played a gm in rapid like 6 months ago vro blocked me
but he won
Anyways if you want a real answer dxe5 d4 Nf3 if Bb4+, Bd2 easy
If anything else a3 that's all you need to know then develop naturally
waaw
oh i get it now
i keep forgetting a3
then i get cooked
š š
Still you don't need to play a3
You can play like g3 Bg2 0-0 Bf4 Qb3
I wonder how far they are actually away from the real world. Bound into their very own sick dreams xD
5.d3š
lmao
im a silly lil guy
how does this topic even come up in conversation š
He's scared of you
I also played australian GM and he won like 24-0
he plays unratedbullet sometimes
Stfu vro I beg to differ
What TC
Ts better be 10s

Some weird mod said that she hates men. Then they discussed about nonsense things and I enlightened them that men cannot become pregnant and got instandly banned from their LGBTBBQ discord Xd
bullet obv
Still it's completely fine d3 Bb4+ Bd2 exd3 fxd3
Yeah ofc no way your beating a GM in anything TC that involves thinking
did you hear of GM illingworth
š š
i think you misunderstand the difference between gender and sex
I mean he could beat a GM in rapid even but not classical
No
What do you mean? I just told them that there are 2 genders. Like every opinion other than theirs will get denied and removed from the server. Its crazy how they run it
the no sleep effect
I got plenty of sleep
too much
3am - 11am
sex = biological male or female, gender = social identity not connected to sex at birth. they were talking about gender, you're talking about sex
Are Australian GMs that weak
sex = something i need rn icl š
didnt know bats played chess
real
Ong
im australian but unfortunately im not a gm
yet
the soylent will not help with this š š
Induitably
I better dont ask my question now

Australia might be one of the most easiest countries to get GM
bro pulled a unrelated reference
I dont think so
how do I play unrated?
You don't
they dont have many people over 2300 fide playing actively
so you need to pay for airplanes to farm people in random opens
Delete your account and touch grass. Thats unrated
There's 0 good players in Australia
NT has the most active players trust
speaking of, i touched grass today
ok you still cant gain rating then
Your existence is ragebait
you wont win 100 classical games in a row
Hungary and serbia are the real fide rating farm
an australian has hit 2708 FIDE 
I mean farm lower rateds shouldn't be too hard most will be overrated
Who
Smirnov
Probably some russian guy who had some fun switching nations bsck and forth lmao
The name suggests that too š
they actually arent
getting cm there is easy sure
What about Ian Rogers then? š¤¦āāļø
but farming actual fide is probably much harder
what's their page?
just search up smirnov?
I mean Australia surely is in the top 10 farmable countries
yeah fair
I don't fantasise over random australrussian men
heavy smoker from serbia
Ok bro Australia has like 5 Active GMs max
vro doesnt know how weak europeans are
Maybe because Australia was one of the last developed countries to have chess as a recognised and popular sport/hobby?
They prob have more
ore cities than players
I have to tell you guys something
more people play sicilian in official games than e4 e5 now
wish come true ā¤ļø
Me trying to write at 4 AM
go sleep vroski
I might be able to get CM in like austria for sure
I live in chennai gng but there sure are farmable guys here as well so itll probably be more farmable guys in most countries
can't find any australian smirnov, highest rating there is 2583
born with farmable gene
I just beat a 2650 fide GM in rapid on the li platform. Game was insanely horrible but I flagged him xDDDD
poor guy
and some Ukrainian guy
Smirnov played magnus in chennei and barely lost
Anton Smirnov is his full name I believe
I am in a massive downfall rn 2130 to 1987š„
Might have to switch countries
Better switch your whole idendity
was it kramnik
ooooh ty i was searching for standard lol
Na I'm good
@young elm smirnovs peak fide is 2604 btwš„bro ain't a super GM
fides 1970 are much different than fides 2025
It was this guy https://ratings.fide.com/profile/3802272
happens every half hour
daily reminder of how trash game review is
He is like 24y oldš
isnt chess.com by far the best one tho?
Daily reminder of how much scam chess.com is 
chess.com is the best one amongst the worst
damn vro is young and still lost
when titled vro
bro i have no idea how it came to the conclusion of xf2 without being on a depth of 3
I need toplay tournaments rip
1 ply lol
is there any website or something that is more accurate than chess.com's?
cheat.com breh
Chess. Coms game review truly is trash bro nothing to argue
win europe u16 vro
i mean lichess
free FM title trust
its just that the bot comments to justify moves are really stupid
every website is 74 fold better than chess.com at reviewing games
and brilliants and greats are fake af
check my screenshots vro
Wait what about u18 IM?
i aint earn that inaccuracy
he is too young for it trust
no point worrying about inaccuracies
wtf. Ok now I idendify as 15 yo black transgirl and furry.
Let me play u16 girls world champio ship or I will write complaints to lichess and theglobal LGBTBBQ institute and cancel you
worrying abt game review being trash though.
you are pathetic
Did you just assume my gender?
bro like what šš I lit dont have chess.com premium and every other game review website everyone says is inaccurate
game review is on depth 1 dont trust it
this is lowkey racist, sexist and transphobic at the same time
then where would people review their games
well played tbh
lol
”Vaya!
so we just dont review games after playing them is what you mean
you could just analyse yourself and see where the evaluation changes significantly in your opponent's favour
touch grass bro š
š
Would you have still said that if it was free?
@magic shard it actually happened
I hit 2300 š„š„š„
Nicee
Chess such a goated game i
lichess
Why canāt we have it on PlayStation lwk
lichess is so confusing imo is it really better
chesscom is barely better and it costs money
lichess w
Hi
only thing membership is good for is the lessons library
what if u have hella accs and use one each daily for analysis
thats illegalš
They will take u to court
theyre still against alts
do they allow at least one?
yeah but its only wrong if they find out so u could
What is your favorite fairy chess piece?
Hi guys
and puzzles
omg its mittens
Hi bro
Hi bro
How're you
Alright
I love chess and Gotham
I wanted to say im trying to orgnize a beginner friendly tournment for 399-999 elo for DEC 30,anyone intrested please DM
Okay
Self analysis
Ofc the free self analysis is 100 times better than game review
Let's goo I'm down
dm please
Hello people of chess talk
Sadly I lost my first ever chess game I played at 30,000 feet
Airplane internet sucks and it was a bullet game
I'm only 1000 in bullet
This is the Chess.com profile of middlegame. Take a look!
Name: Gabriel C...... (middlegame)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2296 (2339 peak)
Blitz: 2335 (2401 peak)
Bullet: 2125 (2178 peak)
Iām only slightly higher
š„
A good tribute
en passant
+8 rating points
This is the Chess.com profile of sergionovaithink. Take a look!
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 325
Blitz: 550
Bullet: 217 (590 peak)
217 elo on bullet
have u ever played someone on the plane chess app
i always start a game and hope someone accepts
Thatās a thing?
What app?
I did see another chess player in the terminal but we were going on different flights
pretty fun move
Ah Iām flying southwest, they donāt have that.
Yeah emirates is obviously going to have more perks then southwest
Southwest is a nicer budget option but still budget.
southwest is within the US right?
Who won yesterday
Never had any delays or cancellations
makes sense i dont think i see these entertainment systems on shorter flights
i think budget airlines actually try harder to not delay because their money comes from packing a lot of flights within a shorter time
Yeah southwest only uses 737s with limited entertainment options that are all online.
things are more streamlined with budget airlines
ive never tried online chess with plane wifi though
do you have to pay for it on southwest
True but I have heard some terrible things about the super budget airlines. IE Ryan air or spirit
Cooked bullet š
ehh its not that bad šš
Bro when will you beat your first gm š„¶
Southwest just started doing free WiFi for rapid rewards member (also free)
nicee
I already have
who
Rashad Babaev
and i think its fair that super budget in europe is another tier below the other ānormalā budget ones
I beat some mongolia GM in bullet š
I also flagged one online in bullet
i dont know him but nice
just looked him up so ill know him for the future
apparently magnus knows the name of every grandmaster
honestly very impressive
Doubt
The list which changes everyday ahh
i mean with his memory it wouldnt be his most impressive feat lol
but idk how often he updates his list
Nope
well he said he did during an interview with levy
not hard to believe he does
someone should test him
I would love to see someone test him
Hi
I don't think he cares how many gms r on earth
if you all go down the current top fide classical list which is the first grandmaster youve never heard of
honestly right now he probably enjoys watching classical chess more than playing š he is a fan after all
Or maybe watching his kid
i dont know this guy actually
š
Dominos
Imagine not watching us national open vro
mb
Kasimdzhanov, Rustam is the highest I donāt know
who want to play?
š„
former world champion during the disputed period
Same lmao
Knowing top3 is enough ig
Secret no name
the most recent addition to my list is probably igor kovalenko
Who's 3rd again caruana?
but i know him because of his war picture
bro doesnt know a world champion
hey
I think I might have heard his name like once but I dont remember anything about him
I wanted to say im trying to orgnize a beginner friendly tournment for 399-999 elo for DEC 30 for chess.com,anyone intrested please DM
Heās not a real world champion
rust mentioned šš
ok i guess i technically know all the top 100
Me
i guess i just browse chess results a lot
especially stuff like the olympiad they all pop up like the avengers
bro never heard of a world champion
a world champ is a world champ is a world champ
Proffesional chess players federation ahh
gg got it before me gg you're so goated BONES
Did you ever hear of the greenflower world champs bro
How about Jonas Buhl Bjerre
nobody wants to see your g00ning competitions
seen him play at european club cup
Ah
like online
a world champ is a world champ is a world champ
you got me there
dm
inarkiev i only know bc he did the illegal move trick vs magnus
Yeah last time aman chackma won it
Did you ever hear about this guy
Ok
wait no vladimir malakhov ive not heard of
chackma š
lemme look him up
It might work vro
Guys I hit 550š„³
Former 2730
Not bad not bad
lichess should just make their own world championship
At his best world number 17
yeah 17 is out of my range i feel like
probably i would know most top 10 from most time period
maybe i am lying
Yeah a lot of people have peaked high but only briefly
Anyone want to play a game? I want to learn from higher rateds I'm 880
lmaoo
Haii:3
Anyone?? @copper comet @hasty pagoda
You all are high rated
Yeah I play chess and do nuclear physics on the side
Can you put a 2 at the start of that number
Nah I will send a game I am 880 can you play
My acc name is
stfuimgonnawin
I'm gonna eat
Ah ok
I cannot play chess rn
least obvious lie of all time
merry Christmas indeed
Bro search that acc you can see I will send a match request now
bombs
why did bro make an alt 2 years ago
I sent
nuh uh
It's higher rated than my main fr
lad has many alts i feel
Anyone down? I wanna improve guys I am 881 rated
the discord acc itself is an alt too
š„
Check the game I played today in that acc you'll see how I play
881 huh
I lost in like 5 moves
Search the acc stfuimgonnawin
Ye I know you're 1800 dude
least obvious alt acc name in history
what is the point of ts
HOW TO CHANGE RATING ON DISC PROFILE?
..win
Someone organised a 300-999 beginner tournament had to login to this acc backš
Yes itās chess related
Iām flying to a chess tournament
DONT LET THE NERVES GET TO YA
eat the chess tournament
mf turn your caps off
I will try not to
HOW DO I CHANGE MY RATING ON MY PROFILE?
I play like a 500 so it's fair guys
pretend youre playing a 1300 elo bot on chesscom
Want to play a game? I'm 881 rated on rapid
Bad idea but ok
I would like to play higher rateds to improve just 1 unrated game
ok send the inv
@forest oyster is NOT cool
total opp fr
My account name is stfuimgonnawin
someone pinged
haha
wow is that odysseus
The worst thing you could do after your opponent just missed a mate
is to block it ineffectively
anyone 10secs
you will pull no huzz with the caro kann im telling yall
Ai everyone
@rain nexus what's your username
That aināt a caro what?
hello
Yeah you're 9nly pulling Men with this shit
Thatās a Sicilian
10 min unrated ??
Anyone wanna play?
Aykayo
Ye
Clearly the girl was right
This is the Chess.com profile of change_of_all. Take a look!
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1035 (1042 peak)
Blitz: 539 (832 peak)
Bullet: 760 (798 peak)
You arenāt nerdy enough to understand
i know im just warning stinky caro users here
sent
Doubt
Who won
where
Las Vegas
they should do millionaire chess open again
then i can go gambling and play chess sounds perfect
Sorry but even if it wasnāt your point, your point is still incorrect because you sent a picture about a Sicilian not a caro.
itās because iām running a anti-caro propaganda
So why send something about a Sicilian
u donāt get it

