💬〡chess-talk

[rare osprey]

london is pmo

[stuck dock]

Its Just so bad

[silver yew]

i play the catalan its kinda setup based still and u have easy long term plans

[rare osprey]

yeah too anoyinh

[harsh sky]

bro is playing in disneyland elo

[rare osprey]

what ur otb tho

[stuck dock]

Fide you dum dum

[rare osprey]

like 500

[harsh sky]

so what

[quaint wasp]

Ooh yeah I wanted to learn catalan but I'm SO lazy I still know ZERO openings, ZERO tactics💔🤞I fear I am cooked

[stuck dock]

More like 2100

[fresh tinsel]

Chess Achievements for Jesse_Minecraft https://www.chess.com/awards/Jesse_Minecraft/achievement/progressive_rapid_rating?threshold=1000

[quaint wasp]

GOOD JOB JESSE

[merry bough]

That game was goofy, I tried an intentional “wrong order capture” exchange sac novelty

[fresh tinsel]

🥹

[harsh sky]

[quaint wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/high-five-hi5-high5-congrats-good-job-gif-19870559

[stuck dock]

I havent lost to a London otb for like 3years

[silver yew]

dont be lazy vro

[quaint wasp]

what is otb

[rare osprey]

try colle

on the board

[silver yew]

over the board

[rare osprey]

yeah

[stuck dock]

Over the boars (real chess tournaments with prize Money)

[quaint wasp]

I know I am WASTING my potential, I can play against 1700 elos but not against 700s

[quaint wasp]

WOAOAHAH

[stuck dock]

Board*

[silver yew]

prize money? maan they really took the money i could have had??

[quaint wasp]

Okay okay guys I'm gonna play a game rn

[merry bough]

Goofy ahh novelty (there was a rook there)

[rare osprey]

y3ah and its expensive

[stuck dock]

I would have peobably quit chess already If It wasnt for prize money

[rare osprey]

yeah fr

[silver yew]

i won like 6-7 otb games how much money is missing outta my pockets

[rare osprey]

ive gotten like 300 max but sometuimes u can get like a 1000

[stuck dock]

You have to win the whole tournament

[merry bough]

I wouldn’t care about prize money that much if it weren’t for the fact that chess tournaments are so expensive

[stuck dock]

But payouts for 1st Place in decent tiurnaments are generous

[rare osprey]

fr

but its good for college

[stuck dock]

Yea ik that feeling, I try to do the ones near me so I profit

[merry bough]

No, most large tournaments give multiple top places prizes, as well as sometimes “best under X rating”

[stuck dock]

Or I Just lose everything back on hotels and stuff

[silver yew]

anyways in my country only titled players have any chance of earning as a side hustle

[glacial ivy]

what did kramnik do to u 💔

[stuck dock]

Yea but if you dont get top 3 your probably losing money

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Mafia Don (metar_taf)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2350 (2376 peak)
Blitz: 2419 (peak)
Bullet: 2722 (2742 peak)

[merry bough]

I live near Chicago, no hotels needed for most tournaments I’d play in

I can just go home at the end of the day

[thorn cliff]

oh actually

no way

[stuck dock]

Yea you gotta be good at the game to earn from it

[rare osprey]

bay area califronia is hella good

theres like 10 lclubs there

[merry bough]

That’s because a lot of small tournaments allow Titled players to enter for free

[rare osprey]

im from there and i can go lit every week

[stuck dock]

Fortunately I live in and area Where there are alot of tournaments, so Im pretty lucky cost-wise

And yea most titles players dont pay entry fee

[thorn cliff]

Tournaments happen every week where I live but I never attend any of them since I’m pretty much retired from otb

[rare osprey]

unc

[thorn cliff]

I don’t want my cowboy openings to get punished by move 8

[wet hollow]

Vro lives in Chennai

[thorn cliff]

I literally gambit every single game

[stuck dock]

@torn sparrow Where did you go vro

[wet hollow]

@stuck dock he is a lil busy

[stuck dock]

With what

?

[thorn cliff]

Nah, the Washington DC area is pretty populated with tournaments

[merry bough]

For example

[fierce storm]

hi lads so like does anyone want to talk about politics?

[rare osprey]

yeah always

[summer oar]

no joke, i took his knight on e3 and he resigned 💀

[merry bough]

Go to #💬〡general-off-topic

[stuck dock]

Yea I Lil Playing for free

[rare osprey]

bro

[stuck dock]

But getting paid to play Is better

[fierce storm]

why politics are somehow chess related

[quaint wasp]

okay round one got it

[stuck dock]

Sometimes if u win a qualifier tournament they even pay your trip,food and stay JS to come play at the tourney

[merry bough]

idk, I could always talk about how FIDE is run by a bunch of old white misogynistic men who have driven back gender equality in chess by decades

[thorn cliff]

Would be nice but that’s a pipe dream

[stuck dock]

White Always moves First in chess crazy

[merry bough]

That’s a real tournament an hour from my house

[thorn cliff]

As in, I won’t ever see 2000 otb

[merry bough]

Oh

What’s your OTB rating?

[stuck dock]

2000otb Is a big milestone tru

[wet hollow]

1415 otb>>>>

[thorn cliff]

Slightly north of 1900, haven’t played in a year and a half, permanently retired

[stuck dock]

But kind of less that It used to be

[wet hollow]

Why tho

[quaint wasp]

is 1900 good?

[stuck dock]

Before fide inflated elos It was actually Very hard to reach 2000 otb

[wet hollow]

If 1900 fide then yeah

1900 uscf is good but not as tuff as fide

[merry bough]

That tournament is 2000 USCF which is 2000 by the old FIDE rating system

[thorn cliff]

I absolutely hate studying openings and I play like a cowboy on chess.com with gambits that most people have literally never heard of (because they’re objectively horrible)

[rare osprey]

is thsat fide or uscf

[stuck dock]

Fide Will Always remain the best Compass to indicate chess skill

[merry bough]

True

[thorn cliff]

It’s very inflated or deflated based on region

[rare osprey]

yeah def

[wet hollow]

Idk man

[stuck dock]

Although I could also argue that chess.com bullet shows actual knowledge more

[rare osprey]

yeah or chess 960

[stuck dock]

Not really I meant chess in general

Bullet shows whats the First idea that comes to mind of people

[thorn cliff]

Right now my Gibbins-Weidenhagen gambits has like a 70% win rate against 2300 rapids on chess.com (yes that’s actually what it’s called)

[rare osprey]

oh i thought u wetre joking cozbullet is crazy

[stuck dock]

And how fast they can find the best plan

[wet hollow]

Its still the most important rating but as I just saw today, some 2400 Indian IM beat Radjabov, Aravindh and drew Anish Giri and Grischuk 😭

[stuck dock]

No its like, theres a reason why most gms have High bullet elos

[rare osprey]

wr

world rapid right

[thorn cliff]

I have 2722 bullet elo, does that make me a GM

[stuck dock]

Theyre insint Is normally perfect on position

[wet hollow]

And even in world cup, we saw so many lower fide rated players cook higher rated players

[rare osprey]

i think it makes u arena gm

[stuck dock]

If you canantain It consistently then your probably have good instincts

But It doesnt Apply if you play gambits to actual skill compass

[thorn cliff]

I stopped playing OTB once I realized that the majority of my losses happened around move 12

[stuck dock]

Only applies with real openings

[rare osprey]

i thought this server was for 200s 😅

[wet hollow]

Do you still play rapid or blitz otb or stopped them too

[wet hollow]

That is the moon club discord server

[thorn cliff]

I don’t play those either

[rare osprey]

g90 plus 30 is usually in otb

[wet hollow]

rip

[stuck dock]

OTB people are mostly Very obsessed w chess and calculated so sacrifices wont work

[thorn cliff]

I did get to over 2400 blitz in that time period though

[stuck dock]

You Need stockfish Prep + principled chess to win otb

Big skill gap

[thorn cliff]

I play with pretty much 0 prep

Even online, the majority of my losses happened around move 12, maybe sooner

[stuck dock]

The nice thing Is once you prepped all the most played openings and learn principles its Just simple wins and simple tournaments

You Need a skill Jump to reach 2400+ level tho

Otb

[naive jolt]

Hello guys wsp

[rare osprey]

anyone from calif

[naive jolt]

Anyone want a 3 0 game unrated?

[manic cosmos]

me

[naive jolt]

user?

[thorn cliff]

I also get so much more enjoyment by winning games with the Icelandic Gambit or the Gibbins-Weidenhagen Gambit lmao

[manic cosmos]

nvm I gotta make an account

[naive jolt]

ok, lichess user?

[stuck dock]

The skill gap you Need from FM to IM and IM to GM Is huge

[rare osprey]

im going to gibbin ur widenhagen

[thorn cliff]

Sometimes I feel like I cheat death with those openings

[naive jolt]

Are you like 2300 FIDE+ or smth

[stuck dock]

Idk ask someone

[rare osprey]

hes askng u

[naive jolt]

What? Whats your elo, basically?

[stuck dock]

But yea anyways I know some Grandmasters that told me that from IM to GM they started no lifing chess

[kindred crypt]

♟️ My 2025 Chess Wrapped for @thetyphoon_2411

🦾 Vibe: The Time Thief
🏆 Opening: London System
⏱️ Wasted: 217 mins
🤡 Roast: Speed demon energy.

Get yours: #ChessWrapped

[naive jolt]

I guess I'll never find out your rating...

[stuck dock]

My peak was almost 2200

[grave hamlet]

Thé last step for most games usually the most brutal

[naive jolt]

FIDE, that is insane

[stuck dock]

But Lost some since I stopped studying for a bit

Rn im 2100+

[kindred crypt]

damn

[stuck dock]

Tryna get back to 22 now

[rare osprey]

WHAT how old were u then

[naive jolt]

Wow that is an impressive FIDE rating, good luck

[stuck dock]

Thx il try my best

[kindred crypt]

what's yours?

[rare osprey]

hwo old were u absense coz that is crazy

[stuck dock]

Im not gonna Say my Age but im still in school

[rare osprey]

oh damn thats hella good

[stuck dock]

Studying Economy rn

[rare osprey]

im trynna reach 2200 fide

im like 1800

[naive jolt]

Year/Grade 11 - 13?

[stuck dock]

Nice

[stuck dock]

Wont Say since It would make my Age obvious

[naive jolt]

lol

[stuck dock]

Lol

Any1 down for a Quick bullet?

[naive jolt]

Sure, user?

[rare osprey]

is anyone from us

[stuck dock]

DrNykreem

Send a unrated bullet

[kindred current]

hello

can somone review my games and give me tips plz

[merry compass]

If you want to get worse then I'm your guy

[kindred current]

bet im only like 300

thegod_2

[open oracle]

Does anyone have diamond rn

[torn sparrow]

Here

Was a lil busy

[rare osprey]

ok you need to play real oepnings not qh5

they help for the long run

[compact ore]

Does anyone want to play a short game (5 min max) and then analyse it after and give me a few tips?

[balmy python]

ducking matches again smh

[torn sparrow]

Against who

[open oracle]

Sure

[light crypt]

Wow

[harsh sky]

freddy fazbaer in dbd

[compact ore]

What's your elo?

[torn sparrow]

Why does bro love dbd this much

[open oracle]

1476

[kindred current]

What game was that?

[open oracle]

Im not too great

[light crypt]

What is that?

[stuck dock]

3% battery gasp

[silver yew]

charge ur phone

[stuck dock]

My phone on Life suport

[stuck dock]

Yipee

[rare osprey]

second to last

[stuck dock]

Flower Is bac

[kindred crypt]

https://chess-wrapped-three.vercel.app/
This is from Chess.com, and it gives you and overview of your year in Chess.com
It's pretty fun you should try it

[open oracle]

Anyone have diamond?

[merry compass]

Yes

[silver yew]

is my chessboard cool

[torn sparrow]

Cooked vro

[stuck dock]

The carpey Is cooler

Carpet

[merry compass]

Carpey is the cooler word

[silver yew]

ah thanks!

[stuck dock]

Ikr

[naive jolt]

well hello again

[stuck dock]

Is there anyone aboe 2500 here

[kindred current]

Who was i ageanst

[compact ore]

I'm 1146 but I just made my account today so I can still learn a lot from you. I used to be better as a child but after picking it back up today after like 10 years it's a pretty obvious I'm rusty to say the least.

[stuck dock]

2% TwT

[torn sparrow]

Not me 💔

[naive jolt]

Its nice, but why doesnt it have glowing colour-customisable squares, hovering temperature-adjustable, customisable recyclable sustainable pieces and an in-built chess supercomputer to analyse games and give analysis? Tut tut tut

[light crypt]

Surprised by the no castle stat

[stuck dock]

Rip flowe's bullet Elo

[next pasture]

What made you pick up chess again?

[naive jolt]

Where do u get this from?

[kindred crypt]

same for me too

[kindred crypt]

https://chess-wrapped-three.vercel.app/

[light crypt]

Its not a scam

[kindred crypt]

it's some app that gives you an overview of your time in chess.co

[silver yew]

i dont need all the tech, i just use it for its main purpose.

[stuck dock]

Flowe Is so down on bullet he getting paired with lowly IMs

[light crypt]

It won't track your ip

[open oracle]

@compact ore I can play now if u want

[kindred crypt]

yeah true

here's mine

[stuck dock]

My phone on 2% now 🙁

[torn sparrow]

I don't think there is so many ims at 2400

[stuck dock]

The lowlife IMs are in that range

The ones that can't play fast

And lose on time

[naive jolt]

I literally play an average of one game per day, mostly to troll weak players. When I play more its bullet. Wow, I am such a grinder

[compact ore]

I'm in my first exam period ever in uni right now and I saw people playing it in the library and thought to myself that it might be more fun than studying

[naive jolt]

Oh btw I was probably afk on cc for a while, which meant the unusually high 741 min

[kindred crypt]

that's cool

[restive comet]

when your bro is so stupid you lowkey start crying 🥹

[stuck dock]

Chess Being fun Is crazy

[next pasture]

Well hope you have a nice time and have fun in both uni and chess

[silver yew]

this is so funny hikaru is my idol player

♟️ My 2025 Chess Wrapped for @silver yew30

🦾 Vibe: The Smurf
🏆 Opening: Indian Defense
⏱️ Wasted: 398 mins
🤡 Roast: Smurfing is against TOS, just saying.

Get yours: #ChessWrapped

[stuck dock]

Quoting a Very strong person "we play to win, not for fun, and winning Is fun"

[open oracle]

If anyone has diamond can u pls review my game 🙏🏾

[limpid viper]

this quote is tough

[silver yew]

oh it copied wrong

[naive jolt]

🤡 Roast: Your opponents probably reported you for cheating. - I'm too good for y'all

[compact ore]

Try doing physics😭

[stuck dock]

Person who said It probably the smartezt person i know

[naive jolt]

We play to have fun, not to win, and that is why I am called the Blunder Master

[silver yew]

Lmaooo i played a lot during work

[limpid viper]

i have never had fun while losing personally

[nimble arch]

It does for some reason send a get request to /storage-freemusicarchive-org/music/no_curator/KieLoKaz/Free_Ganymed/KieLoKaz_-01-_Reunion_of_the_Spaceducks_Kielokaz_ID_365.mp3 HTTP/2 which is funny

[naive jolt]

Ahh, see - the secret is in how, not what

[limpid viper]

imma start playing rated again tho i want to get to 2100 blitz 🙏

[naive jolt]

BRO THINKS IM EMPLOYED

[limpid viper]

playing only unrated is lowkey one of the worst things you can do

[open oracle]

Check out this #chess game: bounceyoil vs sittingman97 - https://www.chess.com/game/live/147211373106

[frosty peak]

bounceyoil (1481) vs. sittingman97 (1485)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. c4 [Nf6] 3. Nc3 e6 4. Bg5 Bb4 5. Nf3 Bxc3+ 6. bxc3 Nbd7 7. Qc2 dxc4 8. e4 h6 9. Bh4 g5 10. Bg3 b5 11. Rb1 c6 12. h3 Nf8 13. Ne5 Bb7 14. Bxc4 a6 15. O-O c5 16. d5 exd5 17. exd5 Rb8 18. Bxb5+ axb5 19. Rxb5 Qxd5 20. f3 Ne6 21. Rd1 Nd4 22. Rxd4 O-O 23. Rxd5 Nxd5 24. Nd7 Ne3 25. Qb1 Rfd8 26. Nxb8 Rd1+ 27. Qxd1 Nxd1 28. Rxb7 Nxc3 

[stuck dock]

The physics I know Is the One Where at the ending I Will inevitably win

Hopefully Ill find a charger

Afk looking for a charger

[naive jolt]

Um. Good luck?

[nimble arch]

ok thats because it plays it

[rain widget]

scary i never castle lol

[silver yew]

what openigns do u guys play so u avoid castling💀

[open oracle]

Berlin?

[rain widget]

aggresive openings

[naive jolt]

This has to be good

[nimble arch]

ngl I feel like this metric is done poorly

I have the most in no castling

but I castle in every single opening I play

[waxen arrow]

Hello my fellow indians

[naive jolt]

Openings Include Fool's mate, resignation and aborting

[nimble arch]

there might be a different calculation im not sure

[waxen arrow]

Can i get some grandmaster to play me?

[nimble arch]

aborting is not logged as a game.

[rain widget]

well i know i don't castle a lot in my games

so must be true

[naive jolt]

Ok then. Just Fool's mate and resignation after opponent's first move then

[waxen arrow]

Im in the mood to do some heroic shit

Take on the best

[rain widget]

ur not gonna find a grandmaster like this it's really rare

[waxen arrow]

Who runs this server

Call him

[nimble arch]

neither of those are frequent

[waxen arrow]

I want your boss

[merry compass]

Ma'am, this is a Wendy's

[nimble jacinth]

Insane account

[deep herald]

ikr

[waxen arrow]

Who Is your leader

[merry compass]

https://tenor.com/view/the-claw-woody-buzz-lightyear-tom-hanks-tim-allen-gif-27247227

[deep herald]

help me then

[waxen arrow]

How

[deep herald]

idfk

[olive silo]

Me?

[silver yew]

i just realized i also dont castle

[deep herald]

no?

[grave hamlet]

I think it might be bugged depending on when you castle? Tells me I don’t either

[naive jolt]

I'm a BM. Better than a GM

[silver yew]

bro found the inspect button

[waxen arrow]

Get hakaru kakamura down here So i can crush him

[deep herald]

fuhhh

[deep herald]

blunder master?

[naive jolt]

Hello. I am Mr. H Kakamura

[silver yew]

you mean me?

[grave hamlet]

The way you spelt his name is funny

[naive jolt]

Yes!

[deep herald]

HAHAHHA

[waxen arrow]

I recognise a kakamura when i see one

You Are not him

[deep herald]

he bussy

[naive jolt]

I will play you if you pay me $67 per millisecon

[waxen arrow]

Who here is the best

[deep herald]

no

[deep herald]

ofc me duhhhh i have gm in rating

[naive jolt]

Thing is, you don't see me - you see pixels, delusion and your false thoughts denying my existence

[uneven loom]

Bring me the Secretary-General of the United Nations Security Council right now!

[waxen arrow]

Do you actually?

[limpid viper]

seems broken asf it says my number 1 opening is the sicilian when i've played it like 5 times at most nvm im a dumbass

[deep herald]

look

[scenic wing]

Chess.com has a really annoying glitch where it centers the board randomly in the middle of a time scramble anyone know whats happening?

[deep herald]

it says gm next to my rating

[naive jolt]

Hey you! Call me Boss! And next time, please would be nice!

[harsh sky]

ts was funny the first time

not after the 38562th time

[olive silo]

Why dud u üinhnmme then

[waxen arrow]

Hmm looks real

[grave hamlet]

Weird af then yea

[deep herald]

it is true tho

[harsh sky]

ok 600

[limpid viper]

nvm im a dumbass it was as white 😭

[grave hamlet]

Ohhh yea, that makes sense

[olive silo]

Fu k off with that stolen valor buffy

[deep herald]

i made it 💀

[waxen arrow]

I want the smartest man here

Call Elon

[deep herald]

me ofc iq -185

[olive silo]

Stop impersonating a gm

[deep herald]

like higest number

[deep herald]

i aint i am

[waxen arrow]

Thats your elo baby

[deep herald]

no

[grave hamlet]

Why zofii wanna fight a gm

[deep herald]

and i am not a baby

[naive jolt]

There's a BM next to my name

[deep herald]

W

[grave hamlet]

Even a 1600 would be hard enough for new players

[waxen arrow]

Im 1600

On chessly🤣

[deep herald]

lies

[naive jolt]

Im 1366 rapid. Wanna play bullet unrated?

[grave hamlet]

Chessly? What’s that

[waxen arrow]

Oh ... What Is it called

[uneven loom]

You will address me as Emperor and bow accordingly....

[waxen arrow]

That other site

[grave hamlet]

Oh Okok

[deep herald]

lichess?

[limpid viper]

https://tenor.com/view/anthony-mackie-laugh-try-not-to-laugh-anthony-laugh-gif-4264565357610009154

[waxen arrow]

Yes!

[olive silo]

You would be DESTROYED by a Gm😂 you hear me D E S T R O Y E D. Youd have ZERO chance of winning😂😂i give you 10 moves and you probally will be mated or atlesdt -4 😂😂

[naive jolt]

Sorry, but next time you daydream in the middle of work, you're fired!

[waxen arrow]

Lichess i meant

[uneven loom]

"me"

[deep herald]

ur cooked

[grave hamlet]

1600 there is like around 1300-1400 here id guess

[waxen arrow]

Yes genius

[grave hamlet]

Lichess got the inflation

[limpid viper]

10 move is unlikely

if you play solidly ofcourse you'll survive longer vro

[naive jolt]

Im 1366 cc rapid and I have beaten a GM before (online I have to admit, but still)

[olive silo]

Yeah no you didbt

[grave hamlet]

But yea, we still a few hours away before the 2000+ players are mostly here

[naive jolt]

@limpid viper vouch for me! I can beat a GM, no? [obviously I am also 1366 rapid]

[deep herald]

he is a BM

[grave hamlet]

Too early rn

[uneven loom]

I don’t need a job; I’m the god of the new world!

[limpid viper]

blundermaster is here vro

[limpid viper]

yes

[grave hamlet]

Thats 1, i notice near nighttime we usually have a bunch online

[naive jolt]

Ok - you're fired, you delulu daydreaming slacker

[limpid viper]

i infact do lie over 2000 elo

[grave hamlet]

That’s when I ask all my questions

[kindred current]

lets all be nice

[nimble jacinth]

Most unemployed thing I ever heard

[naive jolt]

wHaT ArE yOU On AbOUt? I aM 1366 eL0

[harsh sky]

🤌

[grave hamlet]

Unemployment would be a blessing, humans work too much for too little now

[olive silo]

Ok jzst so u understand if you were to play a GM which you probally never will....You would be DESTROYED by a Gm you hear me D E S T R O Y E D. Youd have ZERO chance of winningi give you 10 moves and you probally will be mated or atlesdt - 4 there is not a single world in which u beat a Gm stop being delusional😂😂

[limpid viper]

how do i get better at bullet vro

[nimble jacinth]

Payed unemployed would be the best thing

[uneven loom]

I already embezzled the company’s entire net worth.

[olive silo]

Dont take advice from a 1300 bro

[grave hamlet]

Ikr, that’s my plan for retirement

[limpid viper]

he beat a gm tho

[waxen arrow]

What if i hit him with a hammer in the head?

[naive jolt]

Intuition I guess, also think just enough so you know the ideas but don't take too much time. Idk bullet is harder to guess

[naive jolt]

ONLINE and not even on chess.com

[limpid viper]

bro i got adopted by zigzag in bullet today 😭 😭

[deep herald]

ur a criminal then

[kindred current]

timmy tuff knuckls

[grave hamlet]

If they decline the gambit cops sometimes get involved. If they accept you’d have to throw hands after

[naive jolt]

I did nearly get away with a draw against a GM OTB tho it was very easily drawn i had 10min he had 3min and I flippin fumbled I wont tell u name since youll be able to know where I live (country) if I do

[deep herald]

what if ur?

[waxen arrow]

The Freedom gambit

[upbeat loom]

chat im 700 rated is it possible to hit 800 before start of next year

[waxen wraith]

chesscom realized you're a failure

[deep herald]

u can hit 1k

[limpid viper]

rip

[kindred current]

just ur frindly naborhood spider men

[limpid viper]

yes

[waxen wraith]

how much elo did it cost i need a chesscom tag as well

[upbeat loom]

is this done by bribing a mod

[deep herald]

what if ur gay?

[naive jolt]

No - the title of BM only goes to the worthy, the fearless, the most manipulative of players who have realised that the rank of GM is simply too small and inisignificant for them

[torn sparrow]

😭

[deep herald]

no by playing slower and thinking about ur moves

[kindred current]

thats the million dollor question

[uneven loom]

*Wanna die? Do you have any idea who you’re talking to? *

[waxen wraith]

hammer cops gambit

[lime gull]

holy main character moment

[deep herald]

why is king von so ahh?

[naive jolt]

Yeah, it felt a bit depressing at the time but eh, deal with it ig

[waxen wraith]

goat goat goat goat

[kindred current]

bro is not tuff

[olive silo]

Yo who is this jackass😂

[upbeat loom]

ahahaha yh thats not happening im too smooth brain to jump that quick then

[torn sparrow]

You grow out of it

[uneven loom]

Blow me

[hollow rapids]

i think i just realised something which should've been obvious much sooner and something which people have all realised before

[deep herald]

same thats why i peaked at 1350

[waxen wraith]

do you listen king von while playing chess 💀

[deep herald]

i dont play chess no more

[kindred current]

nah im good

[limpid viper]

what

[naive jolt]

Hmm - are you deaf? Ive been trying to wake you up for 6.7 hours and you're on a chair snoring away and your colleagues are looking at you like youre an introvert unc watching TV and eating crisps. Plus, one small company is nothing to me.

[harsh sky]

gng wtf

[uneven loom]

*Why yes my dear npc *

[waxen wraith]

peppa chill

[deep herald]

i have it on random went from kanye to king von to lamar

[harsh sky]

can you write like a normal human being and not try so hard to act like a main character

[limpid viper]

greenflower do you think i can reach 2100 blitz before 2026

[hollow rapids]

you should play to the advantages you have in chess, if you have a better structure, keep improving, if you have more activity, use that activity

[lime gull]

this a chess discord not anime buddy

[deep herald]

???

[olive silo]

United kingdom?

[torn sparrow]

No

[waxen wraith]

which playlist

[uneven loom]

can you rope max for me?

[nimble jacinth]

Do you have any Idea who you are Talking to?

[upbeat loom]

i can imagine myself playing up to the point where I have to like actual start studying positions, by then I thinkk I'd be tired of aiming for improvement

[limpid viper]

i lowkey think i can tho

[hollow rapids]

you sound like the even more incel version of the navy seal copypasta

[deep herald]

0

[harsh sky]

okay so you cant act like a normal being, figured

[uneven loom]

is it?

[torn sparrow]

You can't

[olive silo]

Using incel as a insult

[deep herald]

well i just played and got better

[torn sparrow]

He will dox you vro

[limpid viper]

you will see

[harsh sky]

as if i care

[hollow rapids]

is that not how the word is supposed to be used

[naive jolt]

Resist temptation. Guiding the deluded is a nearly impossible task.

[deep herald]

i can give u my 90s and early 2000s and some newer rap songs

[waxen wraith]

common washed halo take

[limpid viper]

im not washed actually far from it

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> iamenthusiastic

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2000 (2086 peak)
Blitz: 2014 (2042 peak)
Bullet: 2001 (peak)

[upbeat loom]

yep that has been working for me for now, im just wondering when my real plateau begins

[limpid viper]

does this look like a man whos washed

[uneven loom]

You sound like you enjoy watching your wife get done by 12 guys.

[olive silo]

Fakecel is an insult truecel / incel not

[naive jolt]

Want a game? Im 1300 - if you lose, we can conclude ur washed

[torn sparrow]

You cant counterdox him though

[hollow rapids]

<@&745328830649991179>

[waxen wraith]

my playlist is random mostly after 2010 and french

[limpid viper]

you cannot try this on me after we played yesterday vro

[torn sparrow]

Get bro out

[olive silo]

What city yall live in

[waxen wraith]

check this one out

[limpid viper]

blundermaster77 the ultra smurf

[deep herald]

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0IOnUwJRwHYeHO6MZNkKxG?si=7dxahFpKRceHE4fRfF7uyg&pi=Ct465M5dSI-Lr

[naive jolt]

No, its for the rest of the chat and also I feel better 2day

[torn sparrow]

I live in münchen

[waxen wraith]

what are you saying

[olive silo]

Doximg god ❎️
Packgod✔️💀💀

[hollow rapids]

i bet the dox master could tell me

[kindred current]

wow wow i barly know u

[limpid viper]

im good man i've already played quite a bit today

[olive silo]

Echt?

[deep herald]

i hit my at 1000 at 1200 amd them quit at 1350

[naive jolt]

Yesterday I felt like I had slept at 3AM and had a nightmare man

[olive silo]

I live in michael

[nimble jacinth]

I don't live in a city

[severe tusk]

Hello dunki

[upbeat loom]

:( welp i better be mentally prepared

[torn sparrow]

No cap

[limpid viper]

i played like 25 matches with zigzag like 15 bullet games then like 10 blitz thats enough for today

[hollow rapids]

hello there

[torn sparrow]

😭

[olive silo]

I live in witten

[kindred current]

thats actally fire

[limpid viper]

good thing its almost tomorrow tho

[torn sparrow]

What was your score

[severe tusk]

where are you from? up for some chess?

[limpid viper]

i got adopted in bullet vro

[nimble jacinth]

The Germans are everywhere

[waxen wraith]

https://youtu.be/omiZz2cfiLU?si=KAKBE70H9gHl4WTe

[uneven loom]

I own you start sucking me off.

[deep herald]

i quit after 2yrs

[torn sparrow]

Snail

[naive jolt]

You want a gane? If I remember right u should be 2300 plus, so you shouldnt be scared to play a 1300

[hollow rapids]

<@&745328830649991179>

[deep herald]

?

[kindred current]

mods ban him

[harsh sky]

bro is 14 or smth

[limpid viper]

i got tilted after a while

[upbeat loom]

mods please

[torn sparrow]

I am 2300+ only in the time controls where you are better than 1300

[olive silo]

Do u live in britannis

[limpid viper]

cause i kept throwing easy wins

[upbeat loom]

get this guy out

[kindred current]

do somthing

[hollow rapids]

lowkey weird to start asking that since i have never talked to you before but sure

[olive silo]

Britannia

[kindred current]

i live in Georgia

[hollow rapids]

surely the master ragebaiter can appreciate me baiting someone's rage

[naive jolt]

Sure, then do you want a rapid match or a blitz match or a bullet match?

[olive silo]

Where

[severe tusk]

I just found youre name "dunki" funny because thats exactly how my ex called me

[limpid viper]

zigzag lowkey got the secret put your opponent on tilt technique from ki

[hollow rapids]

which one

[waxen wraith]

25 games straight ur insane

[kindred current]

Savannah

[limpid viper]

it was bullet vro

[upbeat loom]

state or the country

[limpid viper]

tbh 25 blitz games straight isn't even much

[torn sparrow]

We actually played before lmao

[kindred current]

state

[olive silo]

Saudi arabia?

[kindred current]

no U.S

[torn sparrow]

You are 2-0 against me

[naive jolt]

So you wanna play or not?

[olive silo]

Are you bayern münchen fan

[torn sparrow]

Pmo Smurf

[naive jolt]

Ignore that 4 now

[kindred current]

Thats all i can tell u

[torn sparrow]

Nah

[naive jolt]

Ive played 2 rapid games - its not like Ive actively smurfed

[deep herald]

idk what kanye was smoking with graduation album but i want that

[waxen wraith]

otb bullet is pretty funny but instead move after 1 second

[hollow rapids]

why would you be a fan of something coming out of bayern

[harsh sky]

more games than me

[kindred current]

isent that in Germany i failed geogerfy

[limpid viper]

who is playing bullet otb vro

[harsh sky]

otb bullet is goated

[olive silo]

What does that mean

[limpid viper]

bullet should only be played online

[harsh sky]

i did with a friend

[naive jolt]

I only do that at chess clubs LOL

[waxen wraith]

i can play like 10 games after that i'm done

[kindred current]

any play an insturmrnt

[hollow rapids]

it's bayern

[limpid viper]

bro does not know about the legendary 96 blitz game tilt session i had

[severe tusk]

dms dunki?

[waxen wraith]

do you have someone to play otb

try it out

[olive silo]

😭

[limpid viper]

i mean i have people they're just not very strong vro

[torn sparrow]

Find me vro

[olive silo]

Because he said hes from bayern bro

[naive jolt]

Most people here do, I assume - usually I do as well, usually at local chess clubs and stuff like that

[upbeat loom]

r u a Dortmund fan by chance 😭

[hollow rapids]

gang idk what you want me to tell you if they wanted me to take them seriously they should start talking in an understandable fashion

[hollow rapids]

no, i'm just not a bayern fan

[waxen wraith]

never had the chance to play classical chess yet

[limpid viper]

i don't want to join the chess club people there are probably sweats vro

[kindred current]

gtg

[naive jolt]

I go to a chess club and im 1300 rapid.

[harsh sky]

ok

[limpid viper]

1300 rapid is sweat territory

[nimble jacinth]

Let me tell you they are not lol

[waxen wraith]

mood chessclub

[olive silo]

I wanted to go to tournament starts tommorow but i didnt remember to sign up

[naive jolt]

Ok then, consider me as 1200 rapid. Im actually inflated

[limpid viper]

tryhard territory

[naive jolt]

Yes, I always try hard to surpass my rating, but it just seems so difficult...

[waxen wraith]

its whatever but i'm used to playing online

[hollow rapids]

and i'll digress a bit (rio gambit accepted) , they treat german (berlin endgame) as if it's simlish (caro kann, advance variation), i know ketamine addicts who are more understandable during a k-hole than the average person from bayern is stone cold sober, (berlin endgame) i feel like old people can (opening) only understand them when they turn (middlegame plans) down the hearing aids and turn on (carlsbad pawn structure) subtitles

[winter lion]

Anyone want to battl me

[kindred current]

im watching guess the elo

[uneven turret]

well I'd expect one of the most promising up and coming online players to perform well

[olive silo]

Ok buddy

[upbeat loom]

goat

[uneven turret]

althought the guy is 3000 blitz 💀

[olive silo]

Who is german

[magic shard]

flan 2300 blitz when

[uneven turret]

not happening

I gotta get 2300 rapid before anything but nowadays I'm just studying

[winter lion]

Yo dor

[magic shard]

hi

[winter lion]

Want to battle me

[magic shard]

I'm kind of busy right now sorry

[hollow rapids]

now it's even chess related

[harsh sky]

dor Nf3 d5 e4 prep when

[limpid viper]

i found a 2564 in 3+2 queue @torn sparrow will i get cooked

[mystic roost]

Sm1 chess?

[limpid viper]

bros playing rated with someone 564 points lower than him

[tawdry inlet]

I'm still undefeated

[magic shard]

never 💀

[magic shard]

whos bro

[tawdry inlet]

At 2-0

[winter lion]

Ok

[hollow rapids]

is levy streaming?

[torn sparrow]

Prob not

But he might abort

[limpid viper]

im playing him

[kindred current]

idk ill check

[limpid viper]

he's lowkey running the clock down tho i think he gave up idk

[tawdry inlet]

I'm the chess blitz prodigy 😭

[limpid viper]

like im up a minute 20

[tawdry inlet]

Undefeated streak is tuff 😭

[olive silo]

Your nobody😭😭😭🙏✔️🙏💀🙏

[carmine plank]

Blud added a tick to self affirm his comment 🥀💔

[tawdry inlet]

Nahhh trust. You know me now dawg. Spread the Brospel ☝️😭

[hollow rapids]

ain't no way you're playing a 2500 and winning

[hollow rapids]

how difficult is the ruy lopez to play smile

[olive silo]

You aint saying nothing with your stolen valor ass role

[carmine plank]

Cant believe i lost from this position 💔💔

[tawdry inlet]

Did you just back me up?

Holy clocking

[harsh sky]

dw anything can happen at low elo

[uneven turret]

@magic shard do you play 1.e5 against 1.e4

[kindred current]

hes not

[carmine plank]

I got the trusted role ✌️

[uneven turret]

I'm trying to find someone to test some Italian lines

[tawdry inlet]

Nah but do y'all not believe when I say I'm the king of Blitz in chess? 😭

[olive silo]

I mean your fake ass stolen valor GM title

[carmine plank]

🥹🥹

[uneven loom]

I'm both trust me buddy...

[carmine plank]

Whos gonna tell him?

[magic shard]

yes

[hollow rapids]

excuse my low elo brain but why don't you just push d3 and go for big attack

[tawdry inlet]

The goat

[carmine plank]

Maybe🤔

[carmine plank]

Yeah thats what I shouldve done

[hollow rapids]

why is didyblud only writing in italics

[uneven turret]

can I test some Italian lines with you, I'm trying to learn the Italian

[magic shard]

when

[tawdry inlet]

You da goat fr. (Look at my server profile please )😭😭

[hollow rapids]

yeah idk how he's gonna defend that

[uneven turret]

when are you free

[harsh sky]

got a new message on chess.com i bet hes not happy about something

[uneven turret]

if right now then we can do right now

[harsh sky]

bopaert5
1 minute ago
getting cooked in ur league so u smurf? ur pathetic bro

[olive silo]

Whats that

[harsh sky]

bopaert5 is not happy :(

[carmine plank]

I did that and smh fumbled the game

[uneven loom]

*its fun... *

[tawdry inlet]

The shurikens (ninja stars)?

[torn sparrow]

Would you be happy to play smurfs

[harsh sky]

vro thinks hes a main character or smth

[carmine plank]

Thanks bru

[harsh sky]

yes!

[uneven loom]

it looks very proper.

[magic shard]

do you think you could in an hour from now

[harsh sky]

if possible, id only play better players

[torn sparrow]

Even when you were grinding ?

[harsh sky]

its unrated brother

[torn sparrow]

Imagine you become stuck at 700

[tawdry inlet]

You are welcome

[empty mortar]

@helo

[torn sparrow]

Potentially bro

[uneven loom]

Reach 1000 elo and maybe we can talk.

[uneven turret]

yes I can

[mystic roost]

Sm1 chess

[hollow rapids]

i don't think bro is much older than 12

[magic shard]

ok good just ping me

[harsh sky]

why talk about a scenario that isnt happening

[tawdry inlet]

Did you just schizo ping??

[limpid viper]

yea and i threw the game so hard

[torn sparrow]

Play stockfish then

[hollow rapids]

isn't eloism against the rules

[empty mortar]

I don’t wanna ping bro too many times lol

[torn sparrow]

It's very possible

[limpid viper]

only -1 for the loss tho

[harsh sky]

ragebait or stupid

[uneven loom]

Rules?

[empty mortar]

Luckily he’s still here

[tawdry inlet]

I just realized @limpid viper is a real person

[torn sparrow]

You think stockfish isn't better than you ?

[hollow rapids]

bro isn't it past your bedtime my guy

[olive silo]

You mean the thing nect to your name

[empty mortar]

It’s greenflower vro

[harsh sky]

obviously, ive beaten stockfish so often

[empty mortar]

All of the above + more

[nimble arch]

stockfish cant beat me if it doesnt have a gui to work with

[torn sparrow]

More +more

[empty mortar]

Doesn’t have to be graphical

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> arcelius4

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2006 (2014 peak)
Blitz: 1000 (1083 peak)
Bullet: 1187 (1673 peak)

[empty mortar]

Just an ui

[empty mortar]

Holy peak like what

[carmine plank]

Bullet rating reaching da slums

💔💔

[uneven loom]

maybe....

[empty mortar]

Bro thinks mes me

[torn sparrow]

Low-key I need to get investigated by rosimo

[limpid viper]

no way i missed this ts pmo

[uneven loom]

Getting eight hours of sleep is very important.

[limpid viper]

i could've had the easiest win vro i was up a minute that was an easy +15

[carmine plank]

Im a rapid player

[tawdry inlet]

@torn sparrow whenever someone asks you that question... just stay quiet dawg. It's like a cluster grenade is thrown at ya

[torn sparrow]

Qx and m

[uneven loom]

Everyone should have a bedtime.

[empty mortar]

It just looks funny

[torn sparrow]

Why is everyone using AI these days

[limpid viper]

no vro the move is rc8 buddy

[tawdry inlet]

Must be timezones

[limpid viper]

qx is what i played he can defend it tho

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> imprison

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2235 (2244 peak)
Blitz: 1711 (1811 peak)
Bullet: 1705 (1733 peak)

[carmine plank]

Ikr lol
And its decreasing even more
I had around 1300 bullet ratimg some days ago

[limpid viper]

qx is a draw actually

[hollow rapids]

no longer playing guess the elo, only guess the age and my bet is on 13 or 14

[tawdry inlet]

Yerrr this has to be rage bait bruv

[carmine plank]

Nicee

[empty mortar]

I didn’t even realise how low the blitz was lol

[hollow rapids]

i'm guessing you watched rick and morty and being rick became your entire personality lmao

[kindred current]

mine is when the sun goes down becuse i have a cave man brain

[uneven loom]

"it's"

[uneven loom]

perhaps...

[tawdry inlet]

No I mean the ninja stars that show up on my profile. The effect

[uneven loom]

it depends...

[hollow rapids]

no, not it's

[limpid viper]

isuxay im gonna hit 2100 blitz before 2026

[hollow rapids]

bro goes crazy in winter

[tawdry inlet]

Nah you are mean (teach me ur ways big duhg)

[empty mortar]

Yes you are king

[limpid viper]

lowkey if i just find other washed 2500s who are willing to play people 500 points lower rated than them 2100 is easy

[empty mortar]

I have to bench 120 paused before either 2026 or my birthday

[torn sparrow]

There are not that many 💔

[uneven loom]

really? think about it really long and hard.....

[kindred current]

i go to bed at like 6

[empty mortar]

I didn’t realise how close new years was

[torn sparrow]

Bro thinks this method is meta but it's just pure unemployment

[limpid viper]

yea most of them are unrated

[empty mortar]

Zigzag

[tawdry inlet]

.....

[visual plover]

[limpid viper]

zigzag would never play rated with me

[empty mortar]

Let me put you into some game tho

[kindred current]

the dark makes me tired

[empty mortar]

You play unrated and send a single unrated rematch

[hollow rapids]

no thanks

[empty mortar]

Then go into their profile and send a rated

[torn sparrow]

I am 5-0 against zigzag rated in blitz 🥶

[hollow rapids]

wow almost like evolution wanted it to be that way

[empty mortar]

It shows up as a normal rematch

[uneven loom]

Sure....

[tawdry inlet]

Guys fun fact...

[visual plover]

Don't leave me hanging

[kindred current]

the dark is like scarry and bad things happen in the dark

[empty mortar]

An Asian guy to Jake paul

[limpid viper]

he's evolved version of you vro

[olive silo]

Bro roast💀evrryone💀

[tawdry inlet]

At the end of Titanic... the ship sinks. (Spoiler alert)

[empty mortar]

On greenflowers life zigzag isn’t even good

[torn sparrow]

Why do I even win vro

[hollow rapids]

why did all the cool people in this server get permabanned smh

[torn sparrow]

Come rated rapid bro

[tawdry inlet]

Mah bad

[empty mortar]

Idk we should start our own

[tawdry inlet]

Nahhh I'm good

[empty mortar]

Are you still stuck in my rating range lmao

[hollow rapids]

fr

[torn sparrow]

I am only 5 rating more than you💀

[tawdry inlet]

My phone fell on my face

[short flame]

Why can’t I send picture

[empty mortar]

I would help you out but I don’t wanna complete the adoption

[hollow rapids]

i think markus loves me because the things i have said in this server surely suggest that the mods either can't read or they just really like me

[torn sparrow]

Just come 1 rated rapid bro

[tawdry inlet]

Sensational 💀

[tawdry inlet]

Yeh?

[limpid viper]

ngl whenever i play zigzag i feel like there's no way he wins this and he just somehow does it

[empty mortar]

Helo has been begging to play you all day

[limpid viper]

i lowkey just choke

[empty mortar]

That was me vs ki

[torn sparrow]

Helo is not in rating range or even close idc

[limpid viper]

i am buddy

[empty mortar]

+3 🥶

[limpid viper]

farm me for +1 in rapid greenflower you can do it ur him

[hollow rapids]

could you teach me how to become a positional god

[torn sparrow]

Syvau

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Watch & Learn (magenoscarlosen)

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Premium Member: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1504 (peak)
Blitz: 1256 (1264 peak)
Bullet: 1087 (peak)

[tawdry inlet]

@torn sparrow are you green, flower?
Ba dum tsss

[uneven loom]

I'm mister body catcher, Slaughter Gang soul snatcher...

[limpid viper]

this is isuxay not bones

[empty mortar]

A good opening course should include most common ideas for your opening

[torn sparrow]

Like is this actually just a bot

[empty mortar]

Watch better people play or master games

[limpid viper]

isuxay lowkey just a budget bones

[empty mortar]

I’ll take ts

[kindred current]

bro

[tawdry inlet]

I am not a bot 😭😭😭😭

[lime gull]

@empty mortar how long did it take you to go from 1500 rapid to 1800 rapid? i just hit 1500

[limpid viper]

but bones is actually good at blitz though

[hollow rapids]

you're crazy if you think i'm gonna remember what everyone here is good at

[empty mortar]

Couple of weeks, there’s no difference

[olive silo]

Bad jestering buddy too obvious

[tawdry inlet]

Now why am I seeing my name? 💔💔

[torn sparrow]

Bots already pass the turing test I have no way to know by your text

[uneven loom]

is it?

[empty mortar]

Have yall ever played the human or ai game

[hollow rapids]

gang let's keep it chess related in chess talk

[torn sparrow]

Many times

[hollow rapids]

never

[olive silo]

Yesss

[tawdry inlet]

Bruv I am tryna be nice today. Pleaseeee don't be slow gang. 💔🫂

[torn sparrow]

That alien ai YouTuber

[olive silo]

......

[empty mortar]

The way I beat it every time is throw a baseless accusation and the bot would try to defend every time

[eternal temple]

Say nothing, allow it.

[torn sparrow]

I asked them what languages they speak

[harsh sky]

safe to say im the biggest, the largest

[lime gull]

whats ur user if you dont mind I like to review higher elo players games

[limpid viper]

if only bro could also do this for blitz

[eternal temple]

Mods will do their thang

[uneven loom]

well... I find it fun so I don't really care....

[tawdry inlet]

Peeps are playing with my name fr

[kindred current]

bro needs a good butt wipping to humbal him. Mommy and Daddy went to go find them selfs

[empty mortar]

You would learn more from annotated high level games

[harsh sky]

@magic shard some blitz?

[tawdry inlet]

Why is everyone saying "bro" dawg

[empty mortar]

Since mine are far from perfect

[abstract parrot]

.

[empty mortar]

26 is my year

[tawdry inlet]

Uni you satan

[eternal temple]

Brotato chip why are we using ellipses Im crine

[empty mortar]

1 AK (after Kirk)

[magic shard]

later

[proven wave]

Hey

[abstract parrot]

I'm an angel

[magic shard]

might be late for you though right

[empty mortar]

No

[tawdry inlet]

Brotato chi... we are gonna fight yk?

[magic shard]

I'm kind of busy right now so it might have to be tomorrow

[eternal temple]

Okay 👍

[limpid viper]

is this a fair matchup

[tawdry inlet]

I am going to you next year, uni or should I say.... UNIVERSITY

[empty mortar]

Coughing bomb vs hydrogen baby

[abstract parrot]

How unique

[eternal temple]

Another user of elipses, interesting

[empty mortar]

Helo over 2000 what

So unsettling to see

[clear jay]

i just experienced the worst mouseslip ever

[limpid viper]

i am over 2000 in all tcs actually

[empty mortar]

Ts frying me

[abstract parrot]

Get better

[tawdry inlet]

You're the best Bobby ik rn

[limpid viper]

well im exactly 2000 rapid

[empty mortar]

Play me rated blitz

[harsh sky]

should i look into some 4n sicilian lines?

[proven wave]

Pls keep it chess related in chess talk

[empty mortar]

Let’s form a food chain

[limpid viper]

get to 1900

[empty mortar]

I’ll play greenflower in rapid if you play me in blitz

[magic shard]

idk maybe

[tawdry inlet]

Boutta make it 3-0

[empty mortar]

Will do in these couple of days

[tawdry inlet]

One day

[limpid viper]

we'll play once you get to 1900

not even 2000 actually

[tender onyx]

How is this even brilliant

[eternal temple]

What do we think of the closed tarrasch french? Gas or pass?

[limpid viper]

just get to 1900 and i can farm you there

[tender onyx]

Eh I guess it is what it is

[empty mortar]

Alr so once I reach 1900 I’ll get a free pass to 2200

[harsh sky]

idk how far did u look

[tawdry inlet]

I might be the dumbest here rn

[empty mortar]

Ew

[harsh sky]

once u reach 1900 ill make sure to persoanlly farm you down to 220

[limpid viper]

there's no timeline where you get better than me at blitz

[empty mortar]

I don’t play bums 😝

[eternal temple]

Hello strong player

[flat bronze]

hahahhahaha

[torn sparrow]

What about the isuxay timeline 😎

[magic shard]

I haven't made my lichess study any larger since last time

[empty mortar]

Why is he fryin

[proven wave]

Hey. You are not 🙂
Don't say that

[tawdry inlet]

...? 😭

[empty mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/lying-wong-gif-7845920779899236663

[eternal temple]

You are correct, for i am here 😌

[empty mortar]

I hate these ai gifs

Just let it be what the cover was

[torn sparrow]

I agree

Yeah this gif didn't need ai 💀

[limpid viper]

do some players have their rating range as infinity both ways 😭

[eternal temple]

I hate ai.

[harsh sky]

send the link

[limpid viper]

why do i see players that would literally get +0 from me in open challenges

[torn sparrow]

Like bros used ai Because he could

[torn sparrow]

Yes

[harsh sky]

invite me to the study 🙏

[limpid viper]

why though

[torn sparrow]

Literally casual players 💔

[tawdry inlet]

Awww. Thank u mate. Wasn't being serious 😭🫂

[torn sparrow]

I didn't know about rating ranges until like I was 1900

They don't matter

[limpid viper]

lowkey i should accept one of the bullet challenges and see if they accidentally make a move before they realize im out of range

[empty mortar]

Tuff

[tawdry inlet]

@eternal temple stop lying boy. You know you are not dumb 😭

[empty mortar]

That’s what I’m gonna do on my blitz grind

[proven wave]

Just making sure

[eternal temple]

Should I disable all lower rated opponents? Would that help me get stronger?

[harsh sky]

well there has to be one guy whos the dumbest

[empty mortar]

Yes

[torn sparrow]

Isuxay 2100 blitz before helo🥶

[harsh sky]

who is it mohit

[limpid viper]

no just set it to like -50

[torn sparrow]

I am always here

[limpid viper]

this is never happening

[tawdry inlet]

You the goat thooo. Not dumb

[empty mortar]

Blitz is actually brainrot tho

[torn sparrow]

It's possible if you tilt to 1700

[proven wave]

That's me then haha

[limpid viper]

i would make a deal with the devil (ki) if there was a chance isuxay could get to 2100 before me

[torn sparrow]

Moderators cannot be dumb

[proven wave]

Oh

[coral raven]

Guys i did it

[torn sparrow]

They are geniuses choosen by the chesscom admins

[frosty peak]

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2289 (peak)
Blitz: 2702 (peak)
Bullet: 2526 (2596 peak)

[tawdry inlet]

This has to be the nicest argument ever rn

[coral raven]

I reached 2700!!

[empty mortar]

Bro is not slick

[torn sparrow]

No way bro got 2650 and 2700 in 1 day 💔

[empty mortar]

100 in a day what da helly

[tawdry inlet]

I am not fr

[coral raven]

I locked in

(learned something new with black)

[empty mortar]

Ima take this as proof blitz is inflated

[coral raven]

My winrate with black is like 70%

[eternal temple]

Greenflower, how long have you been playing chess?

[harsh sky]

reporting u rn

[coral raven]

Cry more

[harsh sky]

im not crying :(

[coral raven]

I reached 2600 like this month too

[empty mortar]

Bro might just be second coming of jkao

[tawdry inlet]

Chat... is uno really skill based?

[harsh sky]

reporting u rn

[torn sparrow]

Bro is asking the weak people 💔

[tawdry inlet]

No I am not 😭

[torn sparrow]

Like 10 years

[empty mortar]

You did NOT start when you were 3

[torn sparrow]

Wasted time vro and TS pmo got out of my rating range in 10 seconds

[torn sparrow]

I am actually 17 but syvau

[eternal temple]

🫩... ive seen your elo bro why do you call yourself weak?

[empty mortar]

V is something new

[eternal temple]

Only weak compared to masters ig?

[warm harbor]

lowk doesnt look normal unless youve gone through the same thing

[eternal temple]

But def not weak

[torn sparrow]

I am relatively very weak compared to people which aren't talented

[coral raven]

I've been stuck in 2400 for like a year

[torn sparrow]

If you compare me to talented I go out

[coral raven]

Its quite normal to have a slump and just surge fast

[warm harbor]

nah i get it, my graph has looked like that before as well

[coral raven]

Chess growth is exponential, not linear

[short flame]

Ive been stucck at 700 for 3 years

[warm harbor]

uhh

maybe exponential to a power less than one

[empty mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-laughing-cat-laughing-meme-gif-1870581765782110556

[short flame]

STOP

Broooooo

[empty mortar]

Ask around unemployed people for coaching

[short flame]

im so bad

[coral raven]

the funny thing is reached 2501 in november, so i basically gained 200 points in like 2 months

[short flame]

No

[tawdry inlet]

I am actually asleep

[coral raven]

and i cant explain why other than just playing a new opening