💬〡chess-talk

[limpid viper]

its a snitch or be snitched on world

[ancient falcon]

whilet🥀

[thorn siren]

are u from Russia?

[twin patio]

Thing is tho budd was being racist deserved ping

[thorny badge]

but it’s getting more and more popular

[limpid viper]

lowkey one day you'll toughen up and realize you gotta snitch on them before they get you

[thorny badge]

yes

[ancient falcon]

I have a strong suspicion that you use grok

[hexed ocean]

and people post nsfw, he doesnt consider that a deserved ping

[forest oyster]

I dont like anyone

dumb dumb

[thorn siren]

ohh , then ofc u would know him, I also love Nautilus Pompilius, DDT

[thorny badge]

do you know tatu?

[forest oyster]

meow meow

[harsh sky]

its a reference to an even older server he used to have

[thorny badge]

they’re pretty mainstream

[thorn siren]

yea, all the things she said

[thorny badge]

yessssss

[twin patio]

I dont remember the last time nsfw was posted here but pretty sure everyone pings that out idk what you mean

[thorny badge]

kino is so goated bro

[hexed ocean]

@twin patio shipyshippshipaship!ship ahh name

[torn sparrow]

vro has all the files

[thorn siren]

u are goated :x

[forest oyster]

meow meow

[thorn siren]

Nautilus Pompilius is the best russian band ever

[thorny badge]

tyyyy you too

[forest oyster]

ragebaiting me i see

[thorny badge]

are you from eastern europe as well?

[forest oyster]

I must not fall for the ragebait

[thorny badge]

if not then i’m very suprised you know all of them

[thorn siren]

I am originally from Georgia but I grew up in Spain still living in Spain

[forest oyster]

shhh ragebaiter

[hexed ocean]

There was nsfw posted a few days ago, I reported to mohit (thats when I started my mod murder arc) and people were calling me a snitch (I was the only mod pinger)

[thorny badge]

ooooh nice

[kindred crypt]

none cares

[thorny badge]

i care

[thorn siren]

None cares about u bro sorry 💔

[forest oyster]

Da ragebait

[twin patio]

Sounds like you can’t take a joke

[hexed ocean]

How about you walk your way out of the doors about this server, your about to get banned anyway

[frail slate]

🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯

[thorny badge]

you are from north america

[harsh sky]

#💬〡general-off-topic message you didnt report this nsfw tho 😎

[frail slate]

🤯

[thorn siren]

10 years old? lmao , get some education better

[frail slate]

🤯

[forest oyster]

12 yr old behavior indeed

[frail slate]

🤯

[kindred crypt]

everynight

[hexed ocean]

<@&745328830649991179> this guy told someone to go collect cotton and now is calling someone useless, this guy is ruthless

[frail slate]

🤯 🤯 🤯

[harsh sky]

so tuff!

[kindred crypt]

cry more

[limpid viper]

why'd bro start rhyming

[frail slate]

💯

[thorn siren]

<@&745328830649991179>

[kindred crypt]

this is you

[frail slate]

🤯

[harsh sky]

BARS

[hexed ocean]

Didnt even realise

[thorny badge]

bro i’m genuinely not bothered by them calling me useless

[harsh sky]

TunkyWunky the tuff rappa

[thorny badge]

let it slide

[hexed ocean]

still rude

this guy needs to learn

[thorn siren]

who cares about their opinion

[thorny badge]

it’s discord bro

[kindred crypt]

yea see

[hexed ocean]

I think he was silenced

[hexed ocean]

god damn it no he wasnt

[hexed ocean]

still told someone to pick cotton

[gritty wave]

Do yall get hate mail as well in cc after games

[kindred crypt]

he just started crying as always

[limpid viper]

sometimes

[torn sparrow]

every 594 games

[limpid viper]

mohit types like a grandma

[gritty wave]

I get it like every 10 games and its UNRATED bullet

[torn sparrow]

he is actually typing the mute command lol

[harsh sky]

i dont even get that on unrated bullet, people just keep aborting against me

[harsh sky]

vro is looking at his keyboard while typing

[torn sparrow]

unrated pool has many haters

[limpid viper]

vro it cannot take that long

[forest oyster]

meow meow

[forest oyster]

i do that

[limpid viper]

ur a grunt

this is some low level stuff

[torn sparrow]

lol he literally needs to write with perfect grammar and he might need to find the best reasons to mute you

[hexed ocean]

was silently silenced

[kindred crypt]

no

[torn sparrow]

damn

[tired hamlet]

@kindred crypt are you muted yet

[thorny badge]

cheered too early 😰

[limpid viper]

bros searching the rule book and stacking the charges

[kindred crypt]

@tired hamlet did anyone adopt you yet

[gritty wave]

Also i beat Hikaru on his smurf

[torn sparrow]

crazy

I dont think this the real one actually

[gritty wave]

Nah im super GM now

[limpid viper]

this is NOT hikaru vro

[forest oyster]

meow meow

[torn sparrow]

no its fake hikaru

[tame dragon]

holy hell

[forest oyster]

meow

[tired hamlet]

How's everyone's christmas going

[hexed ocean]

was silently, silenced

[tired hamlet]

@kindred crypt are you muted yet

[torn sparrow]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/147096534234?username=smurfkaru13&move=0 good game

[limpid viper]

the guy is 2000 rapid and is only 2500 blitz cause its provisional 😭

[frosty peak]

blitzsensei1 (2012) vs. SmurfKaru13 (2503)

Move List

1. g3 Nf6 2. Bg2 g6 3. b3 Bg7 4. Bb2 O-O 5. e3 d6 6. d3 c6 7. Ne2 Nbd7 8. Nd2 Ng4 9. Bxg7 Kxg7 10. h3 Ngf6 11. a3 Kg8 12. g4 e5 13. g5 Ne8 14. h4 Ng7 15. Ng3 Nh5 16. Nxh5 gxh5 17. Qxh5 Nf6 18. Qe2 

[hexed ocean]

I think he was

[tired hamlet]

yep

[torn sparrow]

yeah i know

[thorny badge]

boring hbu

[limpid viper]

bro leaked his account

[sour olive]

I'm rereleasing my Kramnik interview this weekend 🍿

[hexed ocean]

my christmas is over

[torn sparrow]

lowkey he had it connected anyway

I thought i thought it was a account he hadnt connected

[sour olive]

https://tenor.com/view/you-couldn’t-live-thanos-endgame-back-to-me-you-could-not-live-gif-16221515858415007908

[gritty wave]

Theres no way bro looked it up

[torn sparrow]

kinda got scammed

[hexed ocean]

its boxing day rn (a day where my parents get absolutely hammered)

[tired hamlet]

gf's family came over and a a lot of other family and friends. I'm hiding in the bathroom

[limpid viper]

why did he blur it then 💀

[tired hamlet]

just waiting on dinner

[gritty wave]

But yeah if u want we can play bullet guys

[torn sparrow]

he doesnt know the technique to check

[hexed ocean]

bro I had this on standby if silently was still unmuted

[torn sparrow]

he might be unmuted

[limpid viper]

bro lost all his aura with this one

[torn sparrow]

maybe he went sleep

[tired hamlet]

the fact that they haven't asked where i am and it's been 30 min tells me all i need to know

[plucky ginkgo]

cheese talk

[gritty wave]

Bro go out there

[hexed ocean]

well then, I will be watching his every step

[plucky ginkgo]

horrid

[hexed ocean]

🧊 🛳️ 💥

[twin patio]

I can respect hiding in the bathroom

[tired hamlet]

well i was originally considering the laundry room, but i figured they'd find me in the washing machine so bathroom it is

[thorny badge]

awww :(

[torn sparrow]

chesslights showing logical thinking 1 percent

[plucky ginkgo]

might be charlie brown fr

[hexed ocean]

is this traumatizing @twin patio

[torn sparrow]

how young are you bro

[gritty wave]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-laugh-ishowspeed-laughing-pops-gif-11999348004608262481

[tired hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-gif-7523306793289960933

[gritty wave]

How old are you ChessLight

[twin patio]

Yes

[thorny badge]

blud is not andrew tate

🧐

[gritty wave]

Bro hiding from his own gf

[tired hamlet]

she's overrated

[plucky ginkgo]

Can yall leave this guy alone? He obviously aint doing to well

[thorny badge]

break up with her then?

[ripe flicker]

Huh

[hexed ocean]

🥊 🌊 🌏 (hint: natural disaster) try and guess what this means

[limpid viper]

he lowkey came here and decided to share ts

[plucky ginkgo]

So? Be nice

[ionic kiln]

Dunno what the context is but this is probably a dumb comment

[tired hamlet]

she's outta my league i can't

[limpid viper]

be nice for what he's a loser

[gritty wave]

Punch tsunami

[ripe flicker]

Being dihpressed is bottom 5 events

[thorny badge]

dating her was completely optional btw

[plucky ginkgo]

Dont tell him to "man up" thats lowkey worse

[hexed ocean]

nope

[forest oyster]

what tf is happening here

[limpid viper]

bros hiding in the bathroom using discord this is actual loser behaviour

[ionic kiln]

I get mad and punch the waves causing a tsunami which eats the whole world

[tired hamlet]

im just a man down rn

[forest oyster]

I do that smh

[hexed ocean]

the answer is the ||2004 boxing day tsunami in asia||

[plucky ginkgo]

So how is calling someone else a loser helping you?

[gritty wave]

Not that deep just be urself and go out there

[ionic kiln]

Get in there lad bet you can pull it off

[limpid viper]

its not its helping him

he should see this and wake up lock in and go out

[forest oyster]

this server is a server alright

[knotty ridge]

top 10 comments of all time

[plucky ginkgo]

And thats completly okay. Everything alright or do you need any help with your anxiety/ whatever you have going on

[tired hamlet]

thx bro

[ionic kiln]

Tbh discord has got to be one of the worst places to go if you’re feeling down unless you’re with close friends because otherwise there will be that guy …

[gritty wave]

Icl sybau

[limpid viper]

and i applaud that guy

[plucky ginkgo]

np

[limpid viper]

cause lowkey we do not want to hear about ts

[thorny badge]

bro just break up with your gf if she’s ‘overrated’

[tired hamlet]

u right u right

[plucky ginkgo]

you can just leave this conversation?

[harsh sky]

💀

[gritty wave]

FACTS

[limpid viper]

or you could keep it chess related like a good boy

[tired hamlet]

yeah lemme break up with her in front of her family rq

[plucky ginkgo]

Well thats also true

[thorny badge]

i’m like why would you be together if she’s overrated 😭

[plucky ginkgo]

Oh boy

[plucky ginkgo]

Hell nah

[twin patio]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-surprised-gasp-what-cat-shock-gif-635629308990545194

[thorny badge]

it’s better then having a bf who secretly thinks you’re overrated and instead of talking to you he talks to a discord server

[ionic kiln]

The urge to ping mods is real rn 🗣️

[tired hamlet]

did you forget the part where i said she's outta my league

[harsh sky]

ok using this to break up with my gf

[ionic kiln]

What no its not 😭

[limpid viper]

bros tryna ping mods on himself? you guys aren't keeping it chess related

[thorny badge]

dating her was optional

[tired hamlet]

ight

[gritty wave]

U gotta learn to love urself broski

[plucky ginkgo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/917918427849588796/1327173890337931284/frez.gif

[gritty wave]

Also my generous tip for the rest of the server

[tired hamlet]

that's true

[thorny badge]

🧐

[gritty wave]

Loving urself excessively gives super powers

[tired hamlet]

ight imma go spend some time with em

[thorny badge]

poor girl

[plucky ginkgo]

If it dont work out then it dont work. You gotta tell her tho otherwise your dragging her into trouble you dont want her to be in

[tired hamlet]

i still love her relax

[ionic kiln]

It made my right arm jacked because I started doing || one arm pull-ups ||

[harsh sky]

check dm

[plucky ginkgo]

you calling her overrated and thinking she out your league dont add up here

[gritty wave]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-s-patrick-patrick-star-bottle-dumb-gif-1741625486363070335

[thorny badge]

i saw it

[ionic kiln]

Yeah dude I guarantee you will do better going out there and talking than chatting on discord with a bunch of single 400s

[plucky ginkgo]

Christmas is highkey mad overrated

[gritty wave]

https://tenor.com/view/plankton-eating-popcorn-popcorn-plankton-meme-plankton-yes-gif-18251234252356731757

[hexed ocean]

Any mods looking at the chat rn (if there is one), I challenge you to a chess match

[limpid viper]

bro had to be babied into leaving the bathroom ts cannot be real 😂

[plucky ginkgo]

You claim to murder mods

[hexed ocean]

In chess

[ionic kiln]

Lmfao

[gritty wave]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-run-chicken-in-shoes-crash-bandicoot-crash-gif-3420651847898329517

[plucky ginkgo]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-laptop-drake-gif-21716481

[twin patio]

As a chess player I can confirm I also hate people and would hide

[gritty wave]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-epstein-loypoll-ohio-rizz-elephant-fortnite-go-goated-gif-10207147976873428864

[ionic kiln]

I don’t think anyone was lol

[hexed ocean]

ummmm

[gritty wave]

https://tenor.com/view/ponke-ponkesol-solana-sol-mirror-gif-2474482828965991599

Anyone bullet

[forest oyster]

meow meow

[ionic kiln]

You know what to do

[limpid viper]

ignore vro

[ionic kiln]

Sure (I’m a 200 on bullet)

[limpid viper]

infact best to just block considering mods don't moderate dms

so he can just say some foul stuff

[hexed ocean]

I accepted his dm, he had me blocked

[ionic kiln]

No if its a DM scammer itll be hilarious

[gritty wave]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1055130711507619891/1123987862895992914/ED6EFBC5-A68E-48C6-9103-B123B1ECC22D.gif

[gritty wave]

Really?

[ionic kiln]

Nah not falling for it

[rain widget]

bro thinks he the Mod Slayer

[forest oyster]

wont fall for it

[ionic kiln]

Yeah

[hexed ocean]

Ive slayed two mods

[gritty wave]

Fall for what?

[forest oyster]

for your tricks

[hexed ocean]

all 5 mods that are online have not faced my wrath

[rain widget]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-awkward-awkward-dog-staring-dog-patchibana-gif-2489682387183596147

[forest oyster]

they then ban you

[hexed ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/i-see-fire-fire-winter-see-girl-gif-20701858

[limpid viper]

ur not beating markus doofus or rinqed

[rain widget]

i mean ur 1500 so if a mod is like 1700 ur cooked

[hexed ocean]

I stopped bastman from adopting me, I defeated mohit, nothing can stop me

[hexed ocean]

I stopped bastman from adopting me, I defeated mohit, nothing can stop me

[gritty wave]

Bullet?

[rain widget]

have no idea what their elo are

[hexed ocean]

I won two games against bastman

[rain widget]

nah talking blitz

bullet is trash

[gritty wave]

I mean lets play bullet

[hexed ocean]

mohit = 1400, bastman = like 2200-2300

[rain widget]

how'd a 2200 get beaten by a 1500 smh

[hexed ocean]

I am even worse in blitz, im 800 in blitz

[rain widget]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-cat-dead-died-gif-13827091

[hexed ocean]

and he challenged me to a blitz game

[rain widget]

never seen that

[hexed ocean]

Its because I am the odd one out in my rating range, I am the one who accomplishes great things

[limpid viper]

washed

[hexed ocean]

I got barefoot socks on btw

[amber dune]

the following is a real game played by two Georgian grandmasters:

1.d4 e5 2.dxe5 Qf6 1-0

[limpid viper]

buddy what

how did bastman actually lose ur like beans level

[hexed ocean]

I see things not even 2300s see

[thorn cliff]

I lost too

[rain widget]

overconfidence final boss

[limpid viper]

cooked

[hexed ocean]

its true

[rain widget]

until ur 2300+ u can't say ur at that lvl

right now ur 800 blitz

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Mafia Don (metar_taf)

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Name: Mafia Don (metar_taf)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2331 (2376 peak)
Blitz: 2419 (peak)
Bullet: 2722 (2742 peak)

[thorny badge]

ur sarcastic right?

[rain widget]

bro's a beast in bullet

[hexed ocean]

no

[limpid viper]

legitimately how did they lose to an 800 blitz 😭

[thorny badge]

omfg

[hexed ocean]

How else could I have beaten these players

[thorny badge]

pegasus chess

[plucky ginkgo]

luck?

[mortal bronze]

2300s suck so makes sense

[torn sparrow]

I do the obvious ahh

[thorn cliff]

Just cheat

[rain widget]

2300 is fine but anyone below 2900 sucks in blitz

[hexed ocean]

first game against bastman was luck, 2nd game i beat him was by an outplaying style

[mortal bronze]

you get it

[torn sparrow]

Even a 500 will see something a 2300 won't in 10000 moves

[limpid viper]

how

is bastman really just weak

[hexed ocean]

1st game i won, bastman hung his queen

[limpid viper]

how did he get outplayed

[torn sparrow]

Wanna get adopted

[hexed ocean]

2nd game, I found some stuff

[limpid viper]

greenflower adopt him vro humble him

[hexed ocean]

let me finish my game

[torn sparrow]

I don't bludner like Batman bro

[mortal bronze]

it happens. i lost to helo once. upsets happen

[hexed ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/donald-duck-ducktales-ducktales2017-house-of-the-lucky-gander-gulp-gif-21467706

[rain widget]

greenflower i checked ur acc why u downfallin bro

[torn sparrow]

We will play 1+0 though

[rain widget]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[limpid viper]

bro a 2300 vs an 800 tho 😭

[hexed ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/waiting-gif-4372156584801469333

[mortal bronze]

the difference between me and you is the same

[torn sparrow]

Mt bullet is doing well

[hexed ocean]

im 13 fricking hundred in bullet vro

[mortal bronze]

2000 vs 3000

[torn sparrow]

You are 800 blitz

[thorn cliff]

that’s you irl

[torn sparrow]

Bullet is more favorable trust

[limpid viper]

like beans was 800 blitz like 1600 rapid and i could still beat him when i got into completely losing positions

[hexed ocean]

every single one of the games are gonna be lost on time

[torn sparrow]

1300s are faster than that

[hexed ocean]

not with my mouse, my mouse tweaks

[limpid viper]

greenflower just doesn't want to play 10 blitz games 😭

[torn sparrow]

just play on phone

[hexed ocean]

Im getting a new mouse soon though (my mums friend got me one)

[balmy python]

Play me in a 100 game match of 60+10 rapid games

[torn sparrow]

fr lowkey bro will think 30 seconds on the most obvious moves ever

[rain widget]

what's ur mum's friend number

[robust furnace]

How the hell did Stockfish calculated mate in 83 moves

[rain widget]

https://tenor.com/view/yuimetal-gif-2236335851178412850

[torn sparrow]

die ahh vro

[robust furnace]

I would instantly resign or draw the game if the is mate in 83 bro

[limpid viper]

when do i win ass games

[hexed ocean]

she's taken

[torn sparrow]

no but it wastes too much time

Like i dont wanna get bored waiting for vro to find the most easy move

[rain widget]

it's not because there's a goalie you can't score

[hexed ocean]

?

[thorny badge]

wth bro 😭

[robust furnace]

What identifies as a boring game

[balmy python]

😭😭

[rain widget]

https://tenor.com/view/ronaldo-free-kick-man-united40yard-gif-23581384

[robust furnace]

London System?

[torn sparrow]

it doesnt

[mortal bronze]

why am i 0-5 today

[torn sparrow]

bro did not read what i said

[limpid viper]

DAMN you're ass

[mortal bronze]

fluke goal

i could score that

[torn sparrow]

I literally said obvious moves which take time

[balmy python]

this is the method to winning gm simuls on lichess just think forever on each move until they get bored and resign

[torn sparrow]

nothing about boring games

[rain widget]

bruv that's one of the hardest goals to make

[mortal bronze]

sigh

[robust furnace]

Cheating then?

[mortal bronze]

keeper error

i would have saved that

[robust furnace]

Yeah im not onto anything 😔✌️

[rain widget]

bro ur not him

[thorny badge]

hell no

[rain widget]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-gif-15794885432681282565

[torn sparrow]

bro lowkey a IM locked in simul against me and beat me

[mortal bronze]

it's an easy save

[rain widget]

i'm sure ur 6 foot 4 and have been formed in one of the best teams

[young elm]

anyone wanna vs

[hexed ocean]

MY ATTACK ROARS THROUGH RAWR (jk, mb)

[scarlet arrow]

UwU

[hexed ocean]

(:

[limpid viper]

you have a point

[hexed ocean]

UwU

[young elm]

[balmy python]

ya i got belt to ass by an IM in simul once, we traded everything to an equal endgame then i immediately blundered a bishop getting it trapped by pawns 😭😭

let me see if i can find it

[thorny badge]

this looks like a position i saw in a puzzle once

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> OLFU-ANT BS-PSYCH (no-reply91)

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Name: OLFU-ANT BS-PSYCH (no-reply91)
Premium Member: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2028 (2125 peak)
Blitz: 2008 (2022 peak)
Bullet: 2011 (peak)

[modern owl]

Oh Pic not updated

[thorny badge]

he is the mod

[hasty isle]

long timer players click to add me as friend .... https://link.chess.com/friend/5Pu9Wv

[torn sparrow]

damn he didnt know that

[thorny badge]

do i deserve a nobel prize

[torn sparrow]

a no bell prize

[modern owl]

Oh do you play long games like 30 minutes

[thorny badge]

😞

[balmy python]

Did you know alfred nobel was actually indian?

[harsh sky]

i didnt know that either 🙏

[torn sparrow]

syvau

[hasty isle]

yes 30+15 is my common timer

[modern owl]

We can actually play rn

[torn sparrow]

did you know you were roshimo

[modern owl]

Unrated

[proven wave]

*was

[hexed ocean]

Alright, the mod murderer has just crushed yet another poor 1500, time for me to perish in bullet

[south token]

Why did you ping me to tell this😭

[hexed ocean]

your not 1400 no more?

[hasty isle]

@modern owl so add me

[harsh sky]

mohit 1500 now 💀

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> MOHIT (mohit)

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Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1521 (1814 peak)
Blitz: 1428 (1624 peak)
Bullet: 1411 (1753 peak)

[proven wave]

All in one day

[harsh sky]

mohit will you peaksit forever at 2040 elo?

[south token]

1800 peak

[proven wave]

xD

[south token]

💀

[torn sparrow]

I sent you challenge vro

[proven wave]

No. I doubt I will reach 1800

[harsh sky]

dw i gotchu send login info

[south token]

I plan to hit 2600 elo in the big 2026

[hexed ocean]

I dont got

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ttv-tunkywunkys

This is the Chess.com profile of ttv-tunkywunkys. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1538 (1555 peak)
Blitz: 810 (822 peak)
Bullet: 1322 (1343 peak)

[proven wave]

Oops.. no no no.

[south token]

Rapid 🥀 💀

[harsh sky]

ay you wouldnt be the first mod to get a fp ban

paintensei moment

[proven wave]

How will that be useful?. I can't even play on that.
And I love chess.com and when I am playing somewhere we should agree on term of service

[south token]

He is offering services that violate tos how is he not locked out 🥀

[harsh sky]

because im pretty sure mohit knows its a joke

[south token]

What did you do to the people that said yes 🤔

[proven wave]

Yes. I did follow up with a joke

[harsh sky]

noone said yes so far

[proven wave]

Anyway I'm going to do some puzzles now...see you 🙂

[harsh sky]

gl

(you can send the login info later)

[south token]

i would argue you are still scamming.

[mortal bronze]

i am 5'8 and could save that with my eyes closed

[harsh sky]

im an elo scammer

[mortal bronze]

6 losses in a row. i need to sleep

[south token]

No 👎

[harsh sky]

ur elo is 1900!

ok 600

[torn sparrow]

ts was easy

I expected better vro

[hexed ocean]

how tf did you have 30 seconds 40 or so moves into the bullet games

[hexed ocean]

I dont do much bullet

[hexed ocean]

fav catchphrase of rosimo right here:

[torn sparrow]

I actually played slower than normal so idont mess up vro

[limber jacinth]

Did you kidnap pixel

[hexed ocean]

a mess up would have been fine vro, I wouldnt have checkmate you in time, but if it was rapid, your time would be drastically harder

[torn sparrow]

no

[limber jacinth]

are you sure

[torn sparrow]

another reason why rapid sucks vro

[torn sparrow]

yes

[hexed ocean]

cause you suck at it 😜

[limber jacinth]

then where has he been, he's been off all month bro 🥺✌️

[torn sparrow]

he was here a few hours ago

[limber jacinth]

But you kidnapped him just now

don't act dumb

[torn sparrow]

what is your rating

[limber jacinth]

ts was not it

wraps

[torn sparrow]

lets play vro

[limber jacinth]

hit a nerve didn't it

[hexed ocean]

bro is not baldur from god of war

[torn sparrow]

dodging is crazy

[limber jacinth]

Am I wrong though

[hexed ocean]

no

[limber jacinth]

he's scared to play me and marlon

[plush gate]

Could anyone answer a question as to why my move got rated a blunder by the game analysis (I can send a screenshot in dms)

[limber jacinth]

I remember when me and speed won the streamers award, it was crazy asf

[torn sparrow]

accepted

[limber jacinth]

this didn't land

[torn sparrow]

ok you are weak af

probably max 1800

what is your elo

3500 woudl win against ruy

you are lying

black has many ways to equalize against ruy

[plush gate]

Does the game analysis tool make mistakes?

[torn sparrow]

it doesnt

unless your pc sucks or smth

[plush gate]

Alright, can you explain a blunder to me then?

[livid drum]

i mean doesnt chess.com analysis have a show follow up function?

[limber jacinth]

hi

[limber jacinth]

check

[echo trail]

OMG I just thought I played the most killer game making brilliant moves. I look at AI after and I was blundering left and right but my opponent believed in what I was doing so it all worked out like magnus

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/147181321576/review?move=42

[frosty peak]

charlesdickins (798) vs. PaiderDaRamosch (832)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Bc4 Qh4 3. Nc3 Nf6 4. d3 Bb4 5. Nf3 Bxc3+ 6. bxc3 Qg4 7. O-O d5 8. Bb3 Qe6 9. Ba3 Qc6 10. c4 dxe4 11. Rb1 exf3 12. Ba4 b5 13. Bxb5 fxg2 14. Re1 Bh3 15. Bxc6+ Nxc6 16. Qf3 Bd7 17. Rxe5+ Kd8 18. Qxg2 Rc8 19. Qxg7 Nxe5 20. Qxh8+ Ne8 21. Qxe5 f6 22. Qe7# 

[torn sparrow]

you werent only slower vro

worse play aswell

true lmao

[somber lark]

Whats the secret anti greeflower ruy

[torn sparrow]

There are many ways

[balmy python]

Playing petrov instead 💀

[torn sparrow]

Berlin + open + closed + marshall

All equalize ruy

[somber lark]

Which one performs better against greenflower 65

[torn sparrow]

Open

[somber lark]

I get the urge to make a draw

[torn sparrow]

Be happy as black with draw

[somber lark]

Feels so professional 💀

[somber kindle]

I remember my first blunder

[torn sparrow]

He lost 3-0 and bro became the greatest talker

[worn geode]

good morning

[torn sparrow]

Mf changed careers

How bro feels being 99.5% percentile in bullet

(he is just 1700)

He said he is 3500 btw

[somber kindle]

What does a 2200 know about chess that a 1200 doesnt?

[torn sparrow]

Idk how bro is gonna prove that

[worn geode]

many things

[torn sparrow]

How to checkmate with knight and bishop

[somber kindle]

Tell me

[balmy python]

i dont think the average 2200 knows that tbh

[somber lark]

Do they know?

[somber kindle]

Just draw and then rematch

[turbid hamlet]

hi guys im new here

[torn sparrow]

2200 fide vro

[scarlet arrow]

It's really basic tho'

[somber lark]

1200 fide doesnt exist

[balmy python]

that doesnt mean people know how to do it

[somber kindle]

It’s knight and bishop and pawn i think or else it’s just a draw

[worn geode]

probably some basic positional ideas and deeper opening theory

[torn sparrow]

It used to exist and the sayer is a old man

[worn geode]

❌

[torn sparrow]

Ok 3-0 dado

[scarlet arrow]

Bad players for sure

[torn sparrow]

Bro doesn't even know my Elo rn bro just knows he lost three times in a row

[somber lark]

Teach me

[torn sparrow]

Maybe you beat people you lost 4 times in a row

[somber kindle]

Like piggies on the seven heaven?

[scarlet arrow]

Don't you know how to do it ? 💀💀

[torn sparrow]

I adopted tunky on mistake

[scarlet arrow]

Who the alt are you

[somber lark]

I process based on natural selection
Never lost to it so never learnt it

[scarlet arrow]

Weirdge

[worn geode]

i guess?

[torn sparrow]

Actually 2500

🥀

[somber lark]

Wow let's play

[torn sparrow]

You knew ts already

Your lichess 2200 isn't tuff btw

[somber lark]

Useless for blitz

[worn geode]

for proof you could js dm greenflower on chess.com its not that hard

[balmy python]

lichess bullet rating is pretty inflated i have beat a couple 2300 bullets on there, i dont think i would win even 1% of games against a chess com 2300 bullet player

[patent patrol]

I think I could win 1% of games against a chess.com 2300 bullet player

[somber lark]

Even 1 game 🥺

[torn sparrow]

I told you when I will accept

[somber lark]

I proved that im washed

[worn geode]

"dork" 🥶 🥶 🥶

deadly insult

[patent patrol]

<@&745328830649991179> inappropriate harassment name calling from multiple users

[somber lark]

See ez -80 blitz tilt rn

[torn sparrow]

I don't farm people below me

[worn geode]

you dont have an account broski

[torn sparrow]

Waste of time

[somber lark]

+6 is still pretty good

[scarlet arrow]

?

[torn sparrow]

I should be more concerned about the -10

[patent patrol]

Read bro read

Mute everyone

[somber lark]

Won't happen, your rating is higher = so you farm

[torn sparrow]

Bro just wants to be alone in this chat 😭

[worn geode]

holy overreact

[torn sparrow]

Is am not hikaru

[patent patrol]

Harsh tone and unprofessional attitude @scarlet arrow

[somber lark]

A 2500 can farm

[balmy python]

this is so rude and hateful i cant believe chess com allows this behavior

[worn geode]

i thought we were buddies batter

[torn sparrow]

I can't farm peak 2600

[patent patrol]

So did I adasba so did I.

[worn geode]

we duel at dawn.

[somber lark]

It was for a long time ago
The good old days

[balmy python]

Put some respect on that too 😤

o he gone

[worn geode]

wait did bro fr get banned

well played batter

[torn sparrow]

No way batter got double kill

Not even timeout 😭

[balmy python]

Who else got time out

shockingly they didnt give me one this time

[worn geode]

did whats my elo get banned too

[scarlet arrow]

Fuck alts tbh

This server should be connected only

[balmy python]

ya cant believe anyone would use alt accounts smh

[ripe flicker]

Lol

[scarlet arrow]

Bat oké chesscom won't listen to me 😔

[patent patrol]

Low quality users makes me sad cuz I can’t talk about chess and chess related stuff

[scarlet arrow]

Fact

[balmy python]

thats why i go to the lichess server when i want to actually have a reasonable chess discussion, and i come here to banter or yap about nonsense

[torn sparrow]

When is your 2000 rapid grind 🥶

[quasi nova]

Vro is still here

[patent patrol]

Jk I kinda just pinged them to see if they would randomly get banned cuz I get action taken on me like that

[scarlet arrow]

Batter still u2000 ?

Huh

[torn sparrow]

Yeah

[patent patrol]

Whenever I feel like I guess

[scarlet arrow]

Not randomly duh

[scarlet arrow]

Dewit now

[patent patrol]

Eh well they don’t really read it

[patent patrol]

I barely play chess.com rapid

In 1-2 days I hit peak at like 1930

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> batter

This is the Chess.com profile of batter. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1917 (1926 peak)
Blitz: 1779 (1787 peak)
Bullet: 1583 (1644 peak)

[scarlet arrow]

What about blitz

[torn sparrow]

Freedom final boss

[scarlet arrow]

Grind vlitz

Woosg

Woosh

[patent patrol]

Also near peak I guess

[somber lark]

I have proven that I have a high farm potential

[torn sparrow]

When you are +2500 sure

[patent patrol]

I play a lot on lichess especially faster time controls because the layout and ui makes for less latency

But also cuz I can take it less serious

[scarlet arrow]

Try playing on chrome

It does make a diff for CC

[patent patrol]

I like to be in the mood to play

Especially rapid

[somber lark]

Thats insane 😭

[patent patrol]

I do

[scarlet arrow]

Oh :c

[torn sparrow]

Bro if you spent time to ask me getting up the pool you would be 2500 alr

[patent patrol]

Sry ur just outclassed by a site with 20 year old ui

But that’s reasonable.

[torn sparrow]

Yeah happens me too when I just spam rapid to play rapid

[patent patrol]

I am confident I can hit 2k

[somber lark]

Cap took me 2 hours for +80

[patent patrol]

More recently I just spam blitz

[scarlet arrow]

I ain't CC anyway

I'm just a normal user with some perms

💀

[storm summit]

How torturous is it to be on the black side of the Catalan

[torn sparrow]

It will take you for 1 hour from +160 then

[scarlet arrow]

Not much

[torn sparrow]

So +90 is 30 minutes

[patent patrol]

You stand for it

[storm summit]

Isn’t the queenside pressure a migraine apparently

[scarlet arrow]

I prefer the playerbase

[patent patrol]

Gotta watch ur step but c6 makes it easy to me

[scarlet arrow]

Nah

I mean maybe at your rating it's tough

But oké

With a consistent répertoire it's fiiine

I play the cd b5 lines

[patent patrol]

He calling u a weak scrub

[scarlet arrow]

With a6 stuff

[limber jacinth]

BRO

why is this game so hard

[scarlet arrow]

SIS

[scarlet arrow]

Because it is how it is

[limber jacinth]

I keep losing game after game

[balmy python]

just play against martin bot

[scarlet arrow]

Analyze your losses

And don't make the same mistakes again

[limber jacinth]

I should analyze my neurons

fine ill analyze my losses

[somber lark]

Take more space than your opp
And you should win

[limber jacinth]

Just win bro

[somber lark]

It worked for me

[limber jacinth]

It's that easy

[storm summit]

Just don’t hang pieces and wait for your opponent to hang pieces for you

[scarlet arrow]

What would the universe be about if no living form were to exist

[limber jacinth]

And how exactly am I not gonna "hang" my pieces?

Just check everything?

[storm summit]

Yea pmuch

[limber jacinth]

well I'm lazy

[scarlet arrow]

What's the value of existence of an object if there's noone to witness it

[limber jacinth]

That's a thought provoking question

[scarlet arrow]

You have 4hrs

[limber jacinth]

My brain is already overwhelmed from my opponents being able to destroy my easily, and you think I can answer that..

are we serious

[scarlet arrow]

No I'm Bast

Anywya

Where's chat gone

[hasty isle]

gg

[tight parcel]

I need advice

[scarlet arrow]

😔

[scarlet arrow]

Oow

[limber jacinth]

Everyone's sleeping

[tight parcel]

I'm at 1898 and I'm scared of dropping but I want to get to 1900

[hasty isle]

with whom i was playing?

[limber jacinth]

@nimble arch is finally online after 61 years

[scarlet arrow]

Don't bother

Play and see

[tight parcel]

Santa gave me a lump of coal for Christmas

[limber jacinth]

There's a chance

[tight parcel]

Thank you for advice

[scarlet arrow]

It doesn't matter if you cross a new barrier now or tomorrow

[tawny yew]

the answer is none only if it is your opinion that something needs to be seen to be worth something, but the fact is that there were and may still be objects contributing to the state of the universe of which we know little

[limber jacinth]

Worst case scenario, you lose

[scarlet arrow]

If you work it'll pay off

[tight parcel]

I'm just going to practice before I play

And hopefully hit 1900 for the first time

[scarlet arrow]

Gl

:')

[limber jacinth]

While I'm still triple digits like a loser

[harsh sky]

bastman awake at 3am

[sleek sonnet]

Wa diu

[harsh sky]

oh the alt is back!

[tight parcel]

You'll get there consistently

[nimble arch]

ive been online

[balmy python]

still not banned?

[limber jacinth]

I haven't met bro in like 5 months

[sleek sonnet]

Why would I be banned? I’m a legit person

[tawny yew]

in my experience, worrying about something usually makes it happen

[limber jacinth]

Did you beat stalemate?

[sleek sonnet]

Murphys law

[tawny yew]

just play, chess is best enjoyed relaxed

[harsh sky]

youre Hedonistic_artz

[limber jacinth]

Chess and relaxing in the same sentence

[glass tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/case-caseoh-your-banned-you'e-banned-get-out-gif-7698576230662898937

[sleek sonnet]

…. Nope

[harsh sky]

bro

[tawny yew]

i smell you😔

[sleek sonnet]

I’m a 3000 player, not a 2600

[harsh sky]

same city, same openings, account created 1 day after he got banned

like it doesnt get more obvious

[unique ledge]

Merry Christmas everyone!

[glass tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/cuba-gooding-jr-arrested-taken-away-jail-getting-arrested-gif-10568634693560714546

[fringe axle]

dang wrightbearr

[limber jacinth]

You didn't deny it though, chess is just a mental torture game disguised as a "healthy game to improve critical thinking skills"

[unique ledge]

Vro, why do you have a dark profile picture like me?

[nimble arch]

I did!

[tawny yew]

b-but it is

[nimble arch]

yesterday :p

[limber jacinth]

GG

[unique ledge]

Are you with the fans?

[worn geode]

oh lmao it is hedonistix artz

[sleek sonnet]

Merry Christmas, hope your chess career goes to 5hjt

[harsh sky]

broski i am way too good at finding information

[limber jacinth]

I'm coping with you

[worn geode]

i probably could have gotten it if i bothered to look at the profile tbh

[sleek sonnet]

I am not hedonistix artz

[worn geode]

3000 blitz is too ridiculous to not get banned in a day or twi bro

[harsh sky]

ok try to find who else here got fp banned before

but nobody except me knows

not in chat rn, was very active today tho

[worn geode]

you

[harsh sky]

well i was fp banned, but unbanned and everyone knows

[fringe axle]

fp?

[worn geode]

true

[harsh sky]

fairplay

[sand carbon]

wsp

[fringe axle]

ah

[acoustic kettle]

i dont

[harsh sky]

now you do

[acoustic kettle]

true

[harsh sky]

i was banned for cheating in 2023 and got unbanned

shocker

[young elm]

genuienly just dropped from 1130 to 950 in the span of 20 mins

[worn geode]

should i go down the hedonistic artz series of boosting accounts and report them all

am i jobless enough for this

[thick ledge]

oh no my bishop

[harsh sky]

theres another person i suspect of cheating but i dont remember the name and dont care enough

[acoustic kettle]

yes

[harsh sky]

also 2700

[tawny yew]

sometimes you gotta feel bad for them

[sleek sonnet]

Nah, I don’t cheat dw

[worn geode]

bro you're letting me farm my fair play report stats this month so much ❤️

[balmy python]

neuolink headass

[sleek sonnet]

No worries :))

[sleek sonnet]

I can report anyone, doesn’t mean they willl get banned

[worn geode]

i got you banned yesterday lil bro

[sleek sonnet]

No, you didn’t do jack shi

[worn geode]

they already started coming for your accounts from the bottom up https://www.chess.com/member/btvndygia

[sleek sonnet]

Bro thinking he’s some big moderator 😓😓😓

[sleek sonnet]

Who is that?

[rotund turret]

anyone to play chess? dm me

[worn geode]

it's funny you also named your new account joshua lu

[young elm]

what rating

[worn geode]

because a google image search of hedonistic_artz chess.com account profile picture returns an instagram post of a new zealand table tennis competition which joshua lu was among the winners of

[grave sparrow]

How do I play chess and hear people while I play them on chess com?

[worn geode]

this is lowkey fun

[balmy python]

bro thinks hes the investigator

[young elm]

[torn sparrow]

Why is bro talking like this knowing very well what will happen to your account in the next 48 hours

[torn sparrow]

Is his acc name greenflower65

[balmy python]

funny because both times i played a cheater on lichess they got banned in a couple minutes

[sleek sonnet]

Yeah, wanna bet?

[sleek sonnet]

50 bucks says account will stand over a week

Do you wanna put 50 on it?

[harsh sky]

no

[torn sparrow]

I don't have that much money 💔

[worn geode]

hows he gonna get the money from you if he wins anyway

[harsh sky]

i actually just found out that person is also lying about their actual elo 🥀

[sleek sonnet]

Bruh

[torn sparrow]

Is it that n63attempt

[harsh sky]

geekflower tell me if im in a good or bad mood today

[harsh sky]

no this is just blatant

[torn sparrow]

Bad mood because you got rejected vro

[harsh sky]

who rejected me

[torn sparrow]

Bullet games by elis

[harsh sky]

oh shit

[forest oyster]

boom

[zenith mantle]

i am so AAAAA

[harsh sky]

u rait

[forest oyster]

What wrong

[harsh sky]

ok time for revenge

ye shes a fraud

[zenith mantle]

i dunno

[forest oyster]

bwuh

[harsh sky]

she got fp banned before

[forest oyster]

Everyone in chess com a fraud

[acoustic kettle]

almost 1900 yipper

[torn sparrow]

Where is your deep proof vro

[harsh sky]

you can find her unban appeal on reddit if you type "elischkin" on google

also its pretty obvious its her reddit account replying

[worn geode]

second chance account?

[torn sparrow]

No way😭

[harsh sky]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Chesscom/comments/1nslok5/chesscom_discord_server_locked_out/ it doesnt say in the title anymore cuz she deleted it

[torn sparrow]

The message is deleted though

[harsh sky]

but you can still see it if you look for it 💀

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Rimny (shiftylicky)

This is the Chess.com profile of shiftylicky. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Rimny (shiftylicky)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1106 (1207 peak)
Blitz: 723 (701 peak)
Bullet: 135 (229 peak)

[worn geode]

holy investigation

[torn sparrow]

Why tf are all my messages translated to German

Pmo reddit

[hexed ocean]

Argh, I've lost power

[harsh sky]

also

[hexed ocean]

Mohit got revenge

Bc it's 2 am

[harsh sky]

ye look up "braincellparty" literally 600 elo 💀

https://www.chess.com/member/braincellparty

dutch too

i couldnt even find her current acc

[torn sparrow]

Bro is deep in the files

[torn sparrow]

Yes changed username but could have been easily saved by holding a game

[forest oyster]

they're in the files?? 😭

[merry bough]

Semi-Slav is perfect for correspondence chess because as complicated as the lines are, tons of people have played them in correspondence games in the past so you know how to avoid screwing up

[worn geode]

who plays correspondence though

[merry bough]

Can’t do this in regular chess when you don’t have access to databases tho

[forest oyster]

i still haven't studied the slav

i just know i need to use it against the queens gambit

[sleek sonnet]

…

[harsh sky]

didnt send any images/links from current acc so cant find it

[merry bough]

Do not play the Slav under 1600 Elo

[hexed ocean]

GOD DAMN IT, mohit came back from the dead and bested me

[harsh sky]

its questionable if shes actually 1800 rn

[worn geode]

bros not even hiding it

[harsh sky]

considering she was 600 in august

[hexed ocean]

It's 2am though, tommorow, he will die

[merry bough]

<@&745328830649991179> what is this person’s problem

[tawny yew]

ts kinda fire

[forest oyster]

thats quite a large gap 😭

[torn sparrow]

If changed username and gets fp banned I wonder if they actually ban I don't think so

[merry bough]

It’s harassment dawg

[harsh sky]

i mean a previous acc obviously got banned and she got unbanned by doofus

[noble bloom]

Guys

[harsh sky]

you can ask doofus to look if shes banned again

[forest oyster]

You have no rizz

[balmy python]

cant you just close your account manually and it wont get fair play banned anyway

[torn sparrow]

Can he see edited usernames

[harsh sky]

probably

[tawny yew]

still poetic

[merry bough]

That doesn’t make it okay

[upbeat tide]

🍇

[forest oyster]

this server is full of sussy individuals

[tawny yew]

i never said it was

[worn geode]

wtf why is her connected account nonexistant

[balmy python]

grape faygo

[forest oyster]

WHAT?

[upbeat tide]

faygo party at rusty’s

[merry bough]

That’s because mods mute and ban people for posting memes but won’t do anything when people act sus

[worn geode]

gives 404

[torn sparrow]

Yeah but he needs to find the account from the preform fo the edited usernames

[harsh sky]

thats not a problem for cc

[torn sparrow]

Yeah this is what happens if you edit username

[upbeat tide]

bricc baby

[worn geode]

huh

[upbeat tide]

my mammy

[torn sparrow]

It could be if 2 people used to have that username

[forest oyster]

its a bit suspicious it only has rapid elo no?

[torn sparrow]

If 1 which is def more likely there is no problem

[worn geode]

oh that explains it

[merry bough]

When you’re up an exchange but there are literally zero pawns in front of your king 💀

[torn sparrow]

But 2 and the username gives you 0 info

[forest oyster]

check spam indeed

[proven wave]

Thanks

[harsh sky]

mohit quick question

can you find people on second chance accs if they change usernames

[forest oyster]

When a king is open

you just spam checks
as much as possible

[mental loom]

Who is sus?

[merry bough]

Oh that’s what you mean

[forest oyster]

ya

[harsh sky]

banned alr afaik

[merry bough]

The guy that made doodoo fart ahh polls last night

[torn sparrow]

I think complicated life is just server mod

[merry bough]

They should be closing in a few hours

[torn sparrow]

Normal rights in cc 💔

[restive plover]

i better not 50/50

[tawny yew]

just put the king in the bag bro

[forest oyster]

how does this happen

[worn geode]

i thought chess.com bot would automatically update changed usernames smh

you have to disconnect and reconnect

[mental loom]

Hope action taken already

[harsh sky]

the bot is not very good

[merry bough]

i think so, idk tho

[remote briar]

hi

[harsh sky]

apparently im still connected to a closed acc

[merry bough]

it was kinda funny

[restive plover]

ok onemore

[harsh sky]

the acc was from 2023 btw 💀

[worn geode]

why

[restive plover]

nooooooooooooooooo he resigned

[worn geode]

bro think he hikaru

[torn sparrow]

Well they have no way to realize username changes without admin Rights

[mental loom]

Yes right, I'm not staff but a mod

[restive plover]

sad

[balmy python]

noobini pizzanini

[harsh sky]

reporting u to cormac as we speak

[unique ledge]

Correct. ComplicatedLife isn't a enemy or friend. He's just a mod, no more, no less

[tawny yew]

should have sacced the queen to give him hope

[torn sparrow]

Bro I couldn't find enough data vro

[harsh sky]

for what

[torn sparrow]

The Amsterdam case vro

[harsh sky]

oh

i mean i havnt even checked other servers

havnt checked messages for acc names

so much to do

[balmy python]

I payed off the mods so that i may not be punished 🙏 🙏

[torn sparrow]

Huge news for the unemployed

[harsh sky]

she got unbanned on discord, means she was on chess discords before

[torn sparrow]

Low-key I forgot your big elephant name smth

[worn geode]

this cannot be worth the effort gang

[harsh sky]

ye

thats why im watching a 9 hrs dead by daylight vid rn

(im already through 7.5 hrs)

[topaz tiger]

I thought my life was bad

[worn geode]

why dont you hunt down 2400 cheaters instead of someone who got banned before and is 1800 now

[harsh sky]

it is

[torn sparrow]

I knew bro was not at flow state

[harsh sky]

its more about "how much have you annoyed me"

[torn sparrow]

There is no 2400 cheaters vro

[worn geode]

ig chess.com gets them

[harsh sky]

ik one guy is probably cheating

[torn sparrow]

Low-key they are all inactive rn

[worn geode]

have i annoyed you

[harsh sky]

no

ur a fellow frog

[worn geode]

good for me then

[torn sparrow]

It depends on what you count as 2400

[harsh sky]

also ur like not sus

[worn geode]

🐸

[harsh sky]

i mean he claims to be 2900 or smth

[topaz tiger]

🇫🇷

[torn sparrow]

Get bro out

[harsh sky]

he isnt active here

[balmy python]

🐘

[torn sparrow]

Account made in Oct btw

[harsh sky]

hes more active on lc dc

and they dont care about cheaters

[balmy python]

who

[torn sparrow]

Low-key how do you even catch people there

[harsh sky]

sofra

[harsh sky]

cheaters are stupid man

[torn sparrow]

They can't even connect

[worn geode]

at least its not a same day

[balmy python]

one of them invited me to a simul and got banned like 30 seconds after i reported him

[torn sparrow]

Cc account made 11 nov and joined dc 13

[idle oracle]

2400 player but recommends englund gambit

[harsh sky]

bro was 1600 in march and now claims to be like 2900

[torn sparrow]

Bro has legendary report

[young swan]

sup guys

merry christmas

[torn sparrow]

TS doesn't mean anything 💔

[young swan]

im back to 2200

[harsh sky]

istg i must have such good report rep on lc

[young swan]

still on crazy levels of tilt but ye

[harsh sky]

i recommend Nf3 d5 e4 which is objectivly worse

[nova kelp]

most obvious brilliant ever

[mental loom]

👀

[balmy python]

ive reported a few people on lichess but tbh most of them were when i was a noob and probably just salty about losing

[worn geode]

real

[balmy python]

different server not this one, the mods are too expensive for bribes here

doofus said it was $500 to get my timeout removed i cant be affording all that

[harsh sky]

wait you didnt get the discount?

i did, thats how i got my 20 yr lockout shortened

[worn geode]

how did you even manage to get this

[harsh sky]

good question

[balmy python]

no must be for 2000+ elo only 💔

[harsh sky]

alot of accounts + false fp ban

[torn sparrow]

😭

[unique ledge]

Why do you have a 1984 tag?

[balmy python]

its true bro certified real not fake news

[quasi nova]

20 years is still crazy work

[worn geode]

big fan of geroge orwell

[balmy python]

i thought he liked van halen tbh

[torn sparrow]

It's the truth

[worn geode]

the truth....

i remember that guy

[unique ledge]

Jesus?

[balmy python]

the truth has been revealed to me in a vision, kings gambit is the solution to chess

[worn geode]

no random alt that was here like 11h ago

[harsh sky]

i think he got muted or smth

[worn geode]

locked out or banned i think

[harsh sky]

steam level

"handled" 💀

yep locked out

looks like they found a way!

[torn sparrow]

Wdym

Lmao

[harsh sky]

-7 degrees

Hell naw