💬〡chess-talk

[frosty peak]

joshtomson (464) vs. shz_4 (884)

Move List

1. Nf3 [Nc6] 2. Nc3 Nf6 3. d4 d5 4. Bf4 e6 5. e3 Bb4 6. Bb5 Bd6 7. Ne5 Bxe5 8. Bxe5 a6 9. Bxc6+ bxc6 10. Qf3 O-O 11. Bxf6 Qxf6 12. Qxf6 gxf6 13. O-O-O e5 14. e4 dxe4 15. Nxe4 f5 16. Nf6+ Kg7 17. Nh5+ Kh6 18. Ng3 f4 19. Ne4 Bf5 20. Nc5 exd4 21. Rxd4 Be6 22. Rxf4 Bxa2 23. b3 Rfd8 24. Rxf7 Rd5 25. Ne6 Ra7 26. Rf6+ Kh5 27. f3 Rd6 28. g4+ 

[formal flax]

look at the gane bro

[primal pier]

bet

[primal pier]

gane bro

[hollow rapids]

you should see the game he played against me

[agile terrace]

send again mb

[formal flax]

in no world that would be 400 i use to be 1400

he plays like a bot bro

[primal pier]

i dont have time to go play up to 1400 jew

[formal flax]

one of these chess bots

[harsh sky]

chill

[primal pier]

ur acting like if i had the time i wouldnt already be there

holy f8ck bruh

[formal flax]

he plays one of these bots in advanced

[harsh sky]

vro who cares about bots 🥀

[primal pier]

i dont think this jew understands how bots work

[hollow rapids]

<@&745328830649991179>

[harsh sky]

can u like chill

[formal flax]

hes cheating

[ionic solar]

Bullet is so addicting.

[harsh sky]

hes just smurifng

[formal flax]

hes denying so hard

[primal pier]

ur js ass and now u lost and wanna make a big fuss

[harsh sky]

hes like 1900 or smth smurf

[formal flax]

lmao no you aint getting no money bro

[harsh sky]

idk

[formal flax]

cope

[obtuse drum]

hey guys lets all be friendly and kind

[primal pier]

ik cause u cant accept ur loss

[formal flax]

okay smurf 😂

[hollow rapids]

you can stop pretending broski

[harsh sky]

cc discord wouldnt be cc discord without 2 600s beefing for no reason

[primal pier]

who are u

[formal flax]

rs

[hollow rapids]

blud we played, you missplayed one move and then shamequit the game

[formal flax]

https://tenor.com/view/fadding-homelander-gif-16156538903600882075

[harsh sky]

what does this even mean

[hollow rapids]

after that you were begging me to have a redo

[primal pier]

yeah i mouse slipped

[formal flax]

real stuff

[primal pier]

ur acting like u wouldnt resign if u mouse slipped

[agile terrace]

people beefing about chess.com ego forgetting people dont sit inside all day playing chess

[hollow rapids]

no, i wouldn't

[obtuse drum]

just make a comeback bro

[primal pier]

thank you

[agile terrace]

like bro you can play chess not on a computer onr phone what

[formal flax]

https://tenor.com/view/cymbals-monkey-brain-the-simpsons-homer-empty-head-gif-15689692

[primal pier]

i got school and other work hes acting like i can make it to 1400

[agile terrace]

keep folding my challenges

[primal pier]

play caleb coding

[formal flax]

https://tenor.com/view/your-peasant-mind-regina-smile-ouat-peasant-gif-11007123

[primal pier]

if u lose against him ur the worst player

shouldnt even be 800

[formal flax]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-lewd-cat-dumb-gif-7213020066017231983

https://tenor.com/view/l-ratio-yapper-l-ratio-yap-populur-panda-yap-populur-panda-yappster-populur-panda-yapper-gif-8347694387239536487

[primal pier]

this mf be speaking in gifs

[sand rapids]

I dont play chess, this games trash. I started like last week anyways bruh

[obtuse drum]

just let him bro

[primal pier]

that works to

[formal flax]

https://tenor.com/view/light-yagami-death-note-wow-gif-20853448

[primal pier]

u right

@obtuse drum

u wanna 1v1 on 3 min

[formal flax]

https://tenor.com/view/cope-taylor-taylor-swift-taylor-swift-funny-swifties-gif-25618812

[obtuse drum]

no bro im noob

[formal flax]

https://tenor.com/view/terry-davis-temple-os-cope-gif-20951978

[primal pier]

ur rated 2400

[obtuse drum]

2530

[primal pier]

im no where near u

[primal pier]

plss

1 match come on

[hollow rapids]

yeah you're totally not either friends who're in this together or one person sending things via two accounts

[obtuse drum]

no man you seem very disrespectful from what ive seen dont want to

ask someone else

[agile terrace]

bro i met this guy like a couple days ago what

[hollow rapids]

could you do us all a favour and play him

[primal pier]

ur so smart where we can both show our dms and everything

[mortal birch]

yokoso

[obtuse drum]

im dumb tho

[primal pier]

people dont play inside and get to 1000 kitten

everyday of their life on chess

[primal pier]

bro if ur triple my elo ur winning

i wanna js see if i can do decently against you

[obtuse drum]

no bro i lost against 1500 player in rapid i hate rapid

[mortal birch]

hey why are you guys trusted

[primal pier]

i said 3 min

https://tenor.com/view/yellow-yellow-emoji-yellow-face-flirt-yellow-emoji-with-a-rose-in-its-mouth-gif-2402337240968874873

[obtuse drum]

its almost 1 am bro

[primal pier]

oh-

nevermind then big bro

imma go grind blitz see ya

[obtuse drum]

dont wanna see u again tbh bye bro

[primal pier]

ok

[obtuse drum]

you seem like an aggressive guy

[primal pier]

not really

[obtuse drum]

do u play rocket league

[primal pier]

nah

used to though

[olive silo]

Fuh no

[obtuse drum]

ok

[primal pier]

thats tuff

[hexed ocean]

Christmas drip

[broken hawk]

Any way to turn off the new ui on cc website

[hexed ocean]

Btw I deleted the previous one bc my feet were included 😬

[hexed ocean]

Wdym, new UI is peak

[broken hawk]

I didnt ask for your input

I asked if there was a way to turn it off

[hexed ocean]

you were asking for an input by asking a question dummy

[hexed ocean]

but probably not

[primal pier]

u should send again fr

[hexed ocean]

😭

[hexed ocean]

im 14

[patent patrol]

Hi

[primal pier]

im older barley

[hexed ocean]

and you just said I should send the one with my feet in it again

[primal pier]

yessir

i can sell ur feet pics

[olive silo]

Female 18

[primal pier]

hell no

[hexed ocean]

your absolutely disgusting...

[past junco]

"barley"

[olive silo]

Ur profile says it???

[primal pier]

are you slow

f18 is not the same thing

[hollow rapids]

<@&745328830649991179> tf?

[olive silo]

What a scumbag puts false informstion on his/her profile wtf

[mortal bronze]

why is the chat so bad today

[primal pier]

u clearly dont understand what a joke is

[hexed ocean]

said that to me (im 14)

[primal pier]

genuis im 15

[hexed ocean]

still vile

[jaunty thunder]

@azure musk comeback from mo wtf is this bs 😂

[primal pier]

i lowk need $5 for a big mac

send that again rq\

[olive silo]

Wtf? Mods can we not? I m getting the feeling chesscom supports this and will not be buying any chesscom porducts anymore untill thid is fixey

[patent patrol]

Send yo cashapp tubby

[hollow rapids]

apparently not because in my understanding jokes are supposed to be funny

[primal pier]

$bigboyhubby42

[jaunty thunder]

$bigmoneysmalld$

[primal pier]

(dont send any money there thats not my real cashapp)

[obtuse drum]

do u want my monthly income

its 0,00€

[olive silo]

Who is this goober man i cant 😭😭✌️

[primal pier]

yeah

[young swan]

hi

[primal pier]

i coul dirnk air

[olive silo]

Greedy asf too

[hexed ocean]

thats a horrible mind you got going there, a joke isnt always a joke

[mortal bronze]

well

[obtuse drum]

he got locked out role wow

[hexed ocean]

peak

[hollow rapids]

i would like to thank all the mods

[young swan]

wait why

what did I miss

[mortal bronze]

i would only thank mohit

[young swan]

holy ignore

[hollow rapids]

among others he insulted people by calling them jew, say he could sell feet pics, generally being a nuisance

[young swan]

I personally fw feet pics but not the others

[hollow rapids]

cuz he's a prick

[obtuse drum]

bros alt account

[obtuse drum]

its alt look linked steam acc

[mortal bronze]

🤭

he isn't even trying to hide it

[hollow rapids]

"i've heard he's pretty chill tho" ahh moment

[obtuse drum]

he removed his linked steam😞

[young swan]

oooh damn

[lapis condor]

Yo

[mortal bronze]

he thinks he is slick

[young swan]

breh

[lapis condor]

What?

[hollow rapids]

bro is still being a free chess coach

[mortal bronze]

hi

[young swan]

get trusted role

[knotty folio]

lowkenuinely is rapid actually the easiest time control i just autopiloted a whole game and won against a 2400

[young swan]

apparently $15 is too much?

[static tinsel]

Pretty bad fumble but try using the other alt you have may that would work

[young swan]

you dont got trusted role i dont trust you w my money

[lapis condor]

Oh wait didn't I tell I can share an article or smth to you about improvement.. I forgot😬

[young swan]

and not to mention i never got coaching from anyone. id like to keep it that way.

[lapis condor]

I understand I'm not looking for more students rn already got 5 students

[mortal bronze]

i can't blame you because i don't remember what you are talking about either

my memory is very poor

[lapis condor]

Ye like you asked about improvement and you said you've been working on that itself for the last 3 months and I said I saw a good article on how to improve and I'll share but forgot

[mortal bronze]

i trust chesscoach(5$/hour)

[hollow rapids]

so you coach because you like it?

[mortal bronze]

oooh

[hollow rapids]

i trust VK since he's been here for over a year

[mortal bronze]

i have been trying to improve for the past three months yeah

[obtuse drum]

goodnight guys i go sleep

[sterile atlas]

Good night 💤

[young swan]

sometimes

aight cya guys imma ride off

got music class

[lapis condor]

I'll send it today.. It's by GM Avetik Grigoryan

[proven wave]

I have been trying for years 🙂

[hollow rapids]

wassup mohit!

[lapis condor]

I'll send an article if you'd like on chess improvement

[young swan]

hey @proven wave i COULD coach you

[proven wave]

Nothing special haha

[magic shard]

kel is gonna be 2800 by the end of 2026 yall better watch out

[mortal bronze]

okii

[proven wave]

You can. But.. I don't want to waste your time. Thanks for the offer tho

[mortal bronze]

this is true

[young swan]

all good then

[hollow rapids]

i'm gonna be 1000 elo at least at the end of 2026

[young swan]

you will, dw

[ionic ledge]

Hopefully 500 for me

[hollow rapids]

eh if i don't i'll just hit you up for some coaching in let's say november

[eternal temple]

Blud thinks he's tal 💔

[hollow rapids]

blud thinks this is a greek gift

[proven wave]

By the way people will start trusting you more if you connect your account by using the command /connect
And you will get access to cool features! Like- sending a screenshot, your rating channel, and more!

[eternal temple]

Spent 4 minutes thinking for 2 sacrifices then immediately gets dunked on with a winning combination

980 elo too btw 💔

Im stuck here because there's the occasional giganaut playing in 900 elo that was 1500 and tilted down for some reason

[tired hamlet]

Mohit can we send people this gif if they don't have their chess.com account connected and they try sending a screenshot

https://tenor.com/view/embed-no-no-embed-megamind-megamind-meme-gif-25261934

[hollow rapids]

then you just have to become 1500

[signal crystal]

Platform ?

[lapis condor]

I would not like to connect now but in the future sure

[agile terrace]

im on the best winstreak rn wtf

[azure musk]

What's the final score I didn't see

[agile terrace]

so locked in

[hollow rapids]

cc

[eternal temple]

Close enough ig

[proven wave]

I think so.. not sure and
But should not be a problem so maybe?

[hollow rapids]

niceeee

[tired hamlet]

gotcha

[nimble arch]

they arent even $5 btw

[proven wave]

Oh hi Pixel!

[visual plover]

Locked out moment

[tired hamlet]

ZAXBY

[ripe flicker]

estrogen demon is back

[proven wave]

Ohh Zax? Wow 2 awesome people at once

[visual plover]

😭

[tired hamlet]

bro im right here

[proven wave]

Oh yes yes 😅

[tired hamlet]

admit it mohit, you don't think i'm cool smh

[hollow rapids]

it‘s always nice when someone gets locked out

deserved at least

[nimble arch]

Heya Mohit!

[proven wave]

Everyone is cool in their own way 🙂
I meant they are Rare to see here.

[tired hamlet]

true

[hollow rapids]

is it just the fact that i‘m low elo, making it so everything can be both very solid and very dynamic, or is the italian game way more solid than you‘d think

[nimble arch]

well its sound

ofc its solid

[obtuse drum]

chill bro

[hollow rapids]

<@&745328830649991179>

[obtuse drum]

thats what i ment i think thats an aggressive guy

[floral trellis]

How close are you to 1000?

[hollow rapids]

around 300 points

[nimble arch]

yo be nice

[floral trellis]

Bro I’m 30 points away and I’m losing my MIND!

[hollow rapids]

he‘s mad cuz i got him locked out

[tired hamlet]

when i tell a girl i'm 5'8

[obtuse drum]

i wonder how many alts he got

[nimble arch]

tbf it is kinda what quirrel did, though hes prob in a much better place because of it

[eternal temple]

Im losing my marbles bro

[hollow rapids]

goated reference

[sterile atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-vsauce-counting-marbles-eyes-gif-9101002258075047141

[floral trellis]

In a bad way? Cause im losing my mind in a bad way

[eternal temple]

Bad bad

[floral trellis]

Yeah we’re going through it 🫩

[eternal temple]

I keep either losing due to ONE mistake or just outright play like shit every other game 💔

[floral trellis]

SAME ITS DUMB ASF

[smoky ivy]

WAHOO

[hollow rapids]

that dude blocked me on his alt acc lmaooo

[knotty folio]

LMAOOOOOO

[hollow rapids]

i was gonna ragebait him just the tiniest bit

[magic shard]

2400 when

[knotty folio]

idk prolly soon rapid pools pretty easy

[floral trellis]

I haven’t played good in like 2 weeks 💔

[eternal temple]

Leave 'im be

Hes gone

[hollow rapids]

i'm not the bigger man in any situation bro

i'm petty if you haven't noticed

[floral trellis]

Do you have a time frame to hit 1000 by?

[hollow rapids]

not really, but i've played with some higher rated players friends of mine

[eternal temple]

I wanna hit 1k before 2026 but that might be a stretch ngl 😩

[hollow rapids]

and i can beat them with relative ease

higher rated than me mind you

[floral trellis]

That’s my time frame too and I’m worried

[tired hamlet]

i can help you

[hollow rapids]

some 200 elo points higher

[floral trellis]

That’s pretty good

[floral trellis]

Help me too

[tired hamlet]

what's your elo

[floral trellis]

978 atm

[tired hamlet]

in what, blitz?

[floral trellis]

No rapid

[tired hamlet]

wanna play a game

[floral trellis]

Sure

Username: ItsAnelo

[tired hamlet]

are you a Canelo Alvarez fan by any chance

[modest dock]

Hi

[floral trellis]

He’s cool but not really lol

Loma fan tho

[hollow rapids]

you wanna play some time? not today but some time

[floral trellis]

Yeah that’s fine

[tired hamlet]

Lomachenko is good

[hollow rapids]

bro already is back with the next account?

[modest dock]

wym

[tired hamlet]

same guy?

[modest dock]

I just joined

[hollow rapids]

last time it had reckless in his name as well at some point

[modest dock]

what did he do

[hollow rapids]

smurf

but in a very very dumb way

[modest dock]

oh

[hollow rapids]

i can't actually believe how idiotic it was

[modest dock]

wanna play chess.com?

[hollow rapids]

no it's already one o'clock here so i gotta go sleep some time soon

but if you give me your acc i'll friend you

[modest dock]

67IQplay

Philippines flag

[dense root]

[modest dock]

what now?

[hollow rapids]

my bad dude, it was a coincidence, some dude with the name reckless something came in here after his first discord acc got locked out of the server

[dense root]

i beat a elo 671

just now

[hollow rapids]

telling me to go to hell and that i should do certain acts with myself

[glass tartan]

[celest remnant]

You seem disappointed

[hollow rapids]

so i jumped to conclusions a bit

[dense root]

Yes

Because i am

[celest remnant]

Awwe, what’s wrong?

[dense root]

I reached 800 elo yesterday

I made the jump from 743 to 809 in one day

[celest remnant]

Congrats! Where does the disappointment come into play?

[modest dock]

How to get rated role

[floral trellis]

Are we still playing?

[dense root]

I lost my 809 status

[lapis condor]

That's good

[dense root]

Wait nvm i got it back

[lapis condor]

Fluctuations happen often

[dense root]

Im happi again

I forgot i just randomly chose to play at 3am and won 2 times

[modest dock]

Yo

[somber lark]

Whats your secret on changing your mood so fast

[dense root]

Connect your discord account to your chess acount

[celest remnant]

Typical highs and lows of elo

[dense root]

Gaslight your brain

[modest dock]

Where

[dense root]

./connect

[somber lark]

How

[dense root]

“yo bro cheer up. you forgot that you played at 3am”

“oh shoot i did? im happi now”

[somber lark]

I'll get even more sad on why im even awake

[keen grotto]

Connect discord at https://go.chess.com/connect

[lapis condor]

Tf is happening tho.. I had like 1 student for 2 months suddenly I got 5 students in 4 days that I had to increase the price💀

[dense root]

you know my strat as black

[glass tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/pengu-pudgy-penguin-pudgypenguins-internet-gif-1317423811833445732

[dense root]

just counter any white opening

[celest remnant]

I pay chess.com money to coach me

[dense root]

no allowed to have fun when your elo is on the line

[tired hamlet]

i can play anonymous, i'm not tryna lose my undefeated record

[celest remnant]

My coach speaks in moves

[lapis condor]

What?

[dense root]

My Xavier speaks in words

[tired hamlet]

he should speak in proper chess notation

[dense root]

Whats the rarest chess notation

[glass tartan]

a4, d3, b7

[dense root]

Ncxd7#

[tired hamlet]

bg6#

[glass tartan]

😕

[dense root]

[modest dock]

Where channel to connect it won't let me

[dense root]

@lapis condor i’ll ask you to teach if you tell me what’s the sacrifice advantage

[tired hamlet]

type /connect

[lapis condor]

Qh3xf6#

[modest dock]

Here?

[tired hamlet]

no in alaska

[glass tartan]

r-knb3

[lapis condor]

This board colour hurts my eyes

[dense root]

Gr fine what colour

[astral girder]

Check out this #chess game: TWEET_GM vs Vygotsky01 - https://www.chess.com/live/game/147057076562

[frosty peak]

TWEET_GM (1375) vs. Vygotsky01 (1360)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d3 d6 4. d4 exd4 5. Nxd4 Nxd4 6. Qxd4 Be6 7. Nc3 c5 8. Bb5+ Bd7 9. Qc4 Qc7 10. Bxd7+ Qxd7 11. Bf4 Nf6 12. O-O-O O-O-O 13. Nb5 a6 14. Qxc5+ dxc5 15. [Na7#] 

[sturdy parcel]

Yoo did cc change their UI or some. for some reason It doesnt show the full screen. I have to like scroll left and right

The size of the game review is soo much longer

[astral girder]

Man sybau

[unkempt meadow]

🔥

[floral trellis]

Okay lol

[astral girder]

Thatt aint nothing

[glass tartan]

i am thnking for 2026 new year, to pay fo chess membership, any ideas what chess server is worth the fees?

[modest dock]

.

[glass tartan]

dont say chesscom

[raw canopy]

Say chessdotcom

[hybrid juniper]

Why though

[wanton flame]

hit 1100 finally

[celest remnant]

Sac the opportunity, let stock fish be your coach instead

[dense root]

you’re such aa nerd.

[dense root]

Time to lose it the next game

[hybrid juniper]

Having 98-99 accuracy feels surreal, got 2 games back to back today that were like that too

[glass tartan]

i know of 2 pay chess servers, besides chesscom

[modest dock]

Who wanna play

[astral girder]

All my games are 90% and over on accuracy lil bro

[floral trellis]

Wanna play unrated Rapid?

[hybrid juniper]

lil bro 😔

[wanton flame]

Ok what elo

[floral trellis]

978 🔥

[astral girder]

Anyone 2000+ rated i can 1v1?

[wanton flame]

alr send user

[floral trellis]

Username:ItsAnelo

[modest dock]

who wanna play

[astral girder]

Elo?

[modest dock]

1300

[astral girder]

Alr my user is TWEET_GM im in a game right now

Wanna watch?

[olive silo]

No sorry

No time

[modest dock]

Add me

[astral girder]

User

[olive silo]

Uhm no sorry

[glass tartan]

i guess no one can recommend a pay chess server?

[sour olive]

Can you switch the dollar sign onto the correct side 🫡

[nimble arch]

Its a superfactorial obviously

[dense root]

he’s a nerd dw

[sour olive]

I'm just helping him with little details that may promote him more

[nimble arch]

Or whatever the heck it is

[eternal temple]

Very very noice

[nimble arch]

Nah a lot of places put $ at the end

[sour olive]

That's crazy

[knotty ridge]

then you click on it and it's 13 best moves

[jaunty thunder]

2-1 for masr 🤣

[eternal temple]

Nah got em

[sturdy parcel]

So does no one here play on the web??

[knotty ridge]

ohh greek gift kinda stuff, nice

[sour olive]

I only play on web

Unless I'm not home and want to blunder

[knotty ridge]

also how is that the 7th move holy

[sturdy parcel]

is your UI weird. Like my screen is stretched

[eternal temple]

Opponent was playing passive and it was literally the perfect set up

[knotty ridge]

damn

[eternal temple]

He didnt accept, and I just accepted the free pawn and dropped it back to d3, engine wants it back on b2 which is weird

But thats the engine

[proven wave]

I am back!

[sour olive]

No. I use opera browser

[eternal temple]

...tuff.

[eternal temple]

Henlo 👋

[sturdy parcel]

I use edge

[eternal temple]

Wait wrong ss

[sour olive]

yikes

[proven wave]

Wow that's lot of improvement!

[sour olive]

Using edge is sinister

[eternal temple]

Sooo close 😩

[sturdy parcel]

I use it for points lol. I got a lil more than $100 lookin up random stuff

[proven wave]

Just play One game xD

[knotty folio]

bro

[hybrid juniper]

vs. a 920 and only gain 7 on a win lmao

[eternal temple]

Better yet taking a fat L

[modest dock]

Anyone wanna play?

[hybrid juniper]

You'll get there eventually anyway, as long as you improve. Losses in the short-term will be experience in the long-term 🥹

[eternal temple]

Thanks

[modest dock]

@astral girder ggs your good

[crystal shale]

Yo

[proven wave]

Hey Amir

[astral girder]

Thnx gg

[crystal shale]

How to get to 2000

Mod give me points pls

[azure musk]

RAAAHHH OM EL DONIA FOR A REASON🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬💥💥💥🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🇪🇬🇪🇬

[proven wave]

https://link.chess.com/play/cNX5pD
If anyone wants to play 🙂

[crystal shale]

Me

[floral trellis]

Gg @wanton flame

[wanton flame]

ggs

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> richy3s

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 992 (peak)
Blitz: 699 (720 peak)
Bullet: 476 (peak)

[somber kindle]

Is the queens gambit accepted an actual way to play chess?

[eternal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/drstrange-one-onemore-avengers-endgame-gif-14454957

[wanton flame]

i never accept the gambit out of fear

[south token]

Yes bro

[south token]

Do the slav

The best defence

[wanton flame]

italian and caro lowk the way

[south token]

And chess .com offers a free course for everyone @somber kindle

[south token]

On the slav

[knotty folio]

uh, yeah

[south token]

Slav is lowkey better then qgd

[eternal temple]

Catalan seems very hard

[crystal shale]

Gg

[proven wave]

Good game!

[wanton flame]

hopefully i can hit 1500 soon i think i have the potential

[somber kindle]

No I mean like the queens gambit accepted seems to be bad since it ruins blacks structure and wastes moves

[south token]

Sorry for the ping

[high gorge]

goodluck we believe in you

[proven wave]

You can do it!

[south token]

No

[south token]

You may get crushed

[knotty folio]

ok

[reef canyon]

is that kash patel on ur pfp

[south token]

Just stick to slav and qgd

[reef canyon]

😭

[azure musk]

Did you reach 1000 yet?

[balmy python]

drawton

[restive comet]

OMG i actually am gonna bottle this cz i'm an absolute monkey 😭

[round otter]

hey guys is Vienna gambit still tuff

[knotty folio]

yeah thats kash patel

[azure musk]

Yes

[floral trellis]

Bro you’re right there!!

[eternal temple]

Ehh depends on whites follow up

[somber kindle]

You just develop

[south token]

Bobby fisher

Only 992 on cc

What in the rating inflation

How much Bobby fisher's cc rapid elo would be 🥶

[azure musk]

3000

[eternal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/oops-gif-10031223162004539162

[south token]

The only man to do it

[azure musk]

Tuff

[lapis condor]

What?

[south token]

Manudavid is so close to 3k

[azure musk]

Who is that

[lapis condor]

Bro is 3k+ on all formats right?

[azure musk]

Crazy

[south token]

???

[sour olive]

$10/hour**

[eternal temple]

You mean blitz and bullet?

[lapis condor]

An FM also the highest rated rapid player global

[round otter]

0 because he’s dead

[azure musk]

Pack it up bro💔

[lapis condor]

Most use 10$ instead of $10 bro

[sturdy parcel]

yo why is this random guy soo aggressive when I said 'cc' but is fine when any one else say it??

[eternal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/unfunny-ratatouille-critic-judge-joke-gif-27429648

[sour olive]

Hey no problem, just offering help

[lapis condor]

2970 rapid close

[azure musk]

How much coaching experience u got

[ancient lantern]

meow

[eternal temple]

Getting to 3000 would be impossible

[wanton flame]

[somber kindle]

Queens gambit must be the most busted opening

[wanton flame]

not really imo

[somber kindle]

Why not?

[lapis condor]

Like 5 months ig crazy time rn I had like 1-2 students for the past 2 months but got like 5 students in the last 4 days that I increased the price 🥶

[somber kindle]

Why not?

[sour olive]

I'm obsessed with my chess coach. I love her so much

[sturdy parcel]

why is your rating?

[azure musk]

Increasing the price brought more clients? I wanted to raise my price from 10$ to 15$ maybe but I'm still not getting a lot of students I have like 3

[wanton flame]

most optimal variation for white would be accepted but most would either play slav or declined so unless you’ve memorised all the theory then i wouldn’t play queens gambit

[wanton flame]

imo

[round otter]

or excuse me
declined

[lapis condor]

Na it was 5$/hr but I got like 5-6 clients so made it 10 now

[sour olive]

Its latvian gambit season

[lapis condor]

Tf💀

[sour olive]

I start my lesson on it tonight 🥹

[azure musk]

Ahh I see, that's nice, what's ur elo btw

[lapis condor]

Cc like 2380 I don't play much but fide peak 2130 current 1990

[sturdy parcel]

on chess, fide, uscf??

[azure musk]

Nice not bad at all

[lapis condor]

You asked "why is your rating" Bro

[lapis condor]

Dropped a lot

[wanton flame]

whats the best opening i should learn to respond to d4 as its gettin more commonly played now and my caro kann wont work

[sturdy parcel]

my bad lol, did not see that typo

[lapis condor]

Nf6

[azure musk]

Happens, I don't play a lot of fide myself, I'm 1700 fide classical and 2700 cc

[lapis condor]

Nimzo peak

[eternal temple]

Nf6 err time

[lapis condor]

You can be 2100 fide bro🥶

[azure musk]

I'm tryna get 2200 asap tbh

[sour olive]

See I gave him promo

[azure musk]

I'm already 2100 in fide rapid

But 1730ish in classical

[lapis condor]

CM in like a year if you grind otb but I'd say don't grind for CM grind for FM

[lapis condor]

That's good but rapid doesn't matter tbh

[azure musk]

I agree I mainly play it for fun

[azure musk]

I'm trying to get a title by the end of the year

[sour olive]

I get banned when I do free promo

[azure musk]

But at 1730 it's hard

[lapis condor]

That's great hope you get smth

[worn spear]

https://tenor.com/view/murder-drones-gif-12581834252508118160

[azure musk]

Thanks bro, all the best to you as well

[lapis condor]

Na chessabase+mega database helps a lot

[lapis condor]

Thanks🙌

[azure musk]

Ya but I meant getting to 2200 from 1730 is hard even if my level is around 2200, it takes time I mean

[eternal temple]

Would you be considered underrated (fide)?

[wanton flame]

is this chesscom rapid rating or

[lapis condor]

Ye true it takes a lot of tournamens
I've got my university finals in 2 hours so gotta study smth to pass bye😅

[azure musk]

Fide

[azure musk]

I think so yeah

[azure musk]

Damnn, good luck bro

[worn spear]

https://tenor.com/view/practice-this-exercise-cheems-dog-gif-24879295

[eternal temple]

Yeah, ive seen your games you have very good game knowledge

[azure musk]

thanks bro I appreciate it

[eternal temple]

Np Im pushing to be that good

Or at least in that ballpark

[restive grail]

TS lightwork

[azure musk]

You'll def get there with enough effort I'm sure of it

[restive grail]

I broke my back

[azure musk]

With the rusty weights too, damn

[restive grail]

Yh it's an old gym

[eternal temple]

315?

I cant see what plate the 3rd is

[azure musk]

I think it's 20 20 15 10

[azure musk]

Kgs

[restive grail]

330

Pounds

[eternal temple]

Nice, my max bench right now is 195lbs

[restive grail]

Did I say it's mine 🙏

[azure musk]

how much is 195 in kg

[eternal temple]

Hmm 90kg?

[restive grail]

Near 100 kg is crazy bro

[azure musk]

That's crazy, my max bench is like 70kg or 155 pound yall are insane😂

[restive grail]

This guy is lowk mad bro 🥀

[eternal temple]

Ive been slacking cuz I picked up chess again

[restive grail]

Do chess while working out

[azure musk]

haven't been able to go recently too tbh bc of uni exams

[restive grail]

Maybe chess boxing too

[eternal temple]

Bro i get mogged by this 17 year old my brothers friends with, he put up 280lbs 💔

[restive grail]

He is a gym rat bro

Trust

[azure musk]

Boxing is cool

never tried it on its own tho

[restive grail]

I do boxing

[azure musk]

I do mma

[eternal temple]

When you lowk slack off just to be 1000 elo

[azure musk]

I want to try boxing one day

[restive grail]

"Boxing is cool" - the person who does mma

[restive grail]

What are the ma's that you use

In general

[azure musk]

😭 my striking is lowkey mid asf

[eternal temple]

I have a Russian friend who fights professionally, its quite funny because hes only 5'1 but fights very well

[azure musk]

I really like wrestling over all

[restive grail]

Do you have footwork already

[wanton flame]

whats your elo bro

[restive grail]

Damn you from Dagestan or sum

[tame sun]

1.kxe8#

Gg

[eternal temple]

996 💔

[wanton flame]

lock in bro

[primal narwhal]

Threw a +10 position 💀

[azure musk]

I'm still a bit of a beginner ngl but I wouldn't say I have great footwork overall

[azure musk]

Hahahahh

[restive grail]

Yeah you should go boxing

[wanton flame]

we all been there

[restive grail]

But it depends what you like

[primal narwhal]

I was playing chess at 12am and hung 3 pieces in 2 games

[azure musk]

Yes, but I've had a lot of people tell me that wrestling is the best base for mma

But idk I'm like 700 elo in mma😂😂

[eternal temple]

Been there.

[restive grail]

I'm 1000 in boxing then

[fluid crow]

had to make examples so the other pieces wouldnt

[restive grail]

There isn't no best imo

[azure musk]

how long have u done it for

[restive grail]

6 months

Ps: my handwrap stinks like hell

[azure musk]

that seems valid

[eternal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-magnus-carlsen-carlsen-chess-chesscom-gif-10943242336977662772

[restive grail]

Cuz like there is striking takedowns submissions

All that shi

[smoky ivy]

Been stuck under 750 elo lately

[primal narwhal]

I was checking my opponent's stats wtf bros playing a roller coaster

[ancient lantern]

meow

[restive grail]

🥀🙏✌️🥹😥💔🤌💀😭😂😟

[azure musk]

Yeahhh, although I have to say that I once subbed a guy during sparring and it was the best thing ever (worst technique of all time)💔💔

[ancient lantern]

i’m a cute kawai e kitten girl give me chess tips

[cursive bronze]

Nice bro I can't even escape 300

[azure musk]

Straight white male talking

[restive grail]

You must be heavyweight then right

[proven wave]

You can do it 🙂
#1040028251965358121

[eternal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/shellshock-thousand-yard-stare-what-wtf-bro-gif-13085994373754983931

[ancient lantern]

how you know i’m straight 😒

[ancient lantern]

give me your chess tips

[patent patrol]

Hi

[azure musk]

Absolutely not🙏

[eternal temple]

Hello

[restive grail]

Goodnight

[restive grail]

Well I'm damned

[proven wave]

You are better than me haha .
And I forgot my own advices

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> MOHIT (mohit)

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Rapid: 1450 (1814 peak)
Blitz: 1428 (1624 peak)
Bullet: 1411 (1753 peak)

[restive grail]

Bad technique and submission is a hell of an achievement

[wanton flame]

i would quit if dis was me

[smoky ivy]

thanks

[ancient lantern]

your literally better than me papa

[primal narwhal]

I can understand if its bullet but this is blitz

[wanton flame]

keep practicing and watching vids

[glass tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/sleeping-pet-lover-puppy-zzz-sleep-gif-26493675

[azure musk]

I'm 70kg🙏 our coach put us against each other and made us start on the feet and told us to not throw any punches and to try to take down and sub the other person, managed to do it first somehowww

[hexed ocean]

im in my prime

[ancient lantern]

holy meow

[proven wave]

Not really.
When I start chess games I don't even know what I am playing anymore
But really working on that

[azure musk]

I then got subbed twice by the coach's son who's a heavyweight 😂😂😂

[frosty peak]

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Rapid: 1896 (1913 peak)
Blitz: 1752 (1782 peak)
Bullet: 1583 (1644 peak)

[restive grail]

Oh 💀

[restive grail]

Lowk just keep your distance when it's heavyweight

Wait for the right time

[eternal temple]

I cant say much look at my shit, didnt touch this game for 2 months, dropped lower and slowly bumped my way up lol

[ancient lantern]

why are you lying ik your a pro

[azure musk]

HE WAS SO LONG AND JUST KEPT HIS ARM OUT AND I COULDNT CLOSE THE DISTANCE IT WAS SO FRUSTRATING😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

[wanton flame]

caro kann is so peak bro

[restive grail]

Bro 🙏

[proven wave]

Okay going to do some puzzles now. Bye everyone!

[restive grail]

Just pray bro

[patent patrol]

Wrist control brotjer

[restive grail]

You can't strike right?

[lime gull]

how man teach me your ways caro kann never works for me I literally have no openings for black except sicilian whihc I only know 1 line

[azure musk]

one time he spared me and let me shoot a double leg then guillotined the fk out of me🙏

[eternal temple]

What do you play against advanced caro?

[cursive bronze]

Been watching Gotham

[azure musk]

nah in that round we could strike but keeping it light

[restive grail]

Who said that

[azure musk]

😭😂😂😂😂

[lime gull]

theres a variation where you advance your c pawn one more time idk the others

[eternal temple]

That's just a transposition into the french defense

Playable but we still wanna keep that caro spirit

[azure musk]

No it's not because black still hasnt played e6

[restive grail]

It's lowk about survival on that case though

[eternal temple]

True

[wanton flame]

js learn main line, advanced, and exchange those r the most common thats how i cook on it

[patent patrol]

I play the botvinnik and wipe with my bare hand

[eternal temple]

You get what he means tho he knows that

[restive grail]

Ibrahim

[wanton flame]

i lowk dont watch gotham he skips over alot of stuff

[eternal temple]

Otb too

[wanton flame]

especially his opening videos

[restive grail]

If you want to be dedicated and better at striking

[cursive bronze]

Whose good to watch for beginners

[azure musk]

I had a guy genuinely jump the gilly on me on my second or third sparring round ever, I gotta switch gyms bro😂😂

[restive grail]

Do muay Thai imo

[azure musk]

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[lime gull]

like is it perfect scenerio every time or do you sometimes get cooked right off the opening even while using caro

[restive grail]

That's crazy bruh 😭

I remember when I sparred against a muay Thai fighter and he almost beaten the living hell outta me

[wanton flame]

its a lightsquared bishop move forgot which one

[azure musk]

Do u think that doing Muay thai and wrestling like individually is applicable for me, like as a beginner

[azure musk]

Loll dang that's crazy

[restive grail]

As a beginner I don't think so

[royal pecan]

anyone wanna play?

[azure musk]

hmm, but just Muay Thai on it's on is good?

[restive grail]

You'll need ground game and striking combined trust me on this

[eternal temple]

Bf5?

[patent patrol]

Wrestling would help a lot for learning to control and shift weight to ur favor

[restive grail]

In MMA nah

You need wrestling

[azure musk]

hmmm

then what should I do

[restive grail]

Bro I almost go kneed to the solar plexus when sparring the muay Thai guy

[azure musk]

Lmfaooo

[restive grail]

Thankfully I rolled out in time

[azure musk]

Muay Thai seems very cool I kinda wanna drop mma for a bit and try it I've been considering it for a while

[wanton flame]

majority its a perfect scenario js look out for odd moves from opponents as they may try to exploit weaknesses u should also memorize the aims of the carokann as in kingside castle white squared bishop developed cone shape knights developed once you know this then overall you’ll know when to deviate from theory

[restive grail]

You need to be disciplined

And expect 20 kicks when coach says 10

[eternal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-psychicpebbles-pim-smiling-friends-pim-mr-boss-gif-1373626090718171797

[azure musk]

I heard about this a lot😂😂

[restive grail]

And it's true

[azure musk]

But I'm willing to do all the work it seems very cool

[restive grail]

Alright then bro

If you do muay Thai and get good at it you can get a solid base for mma

[azure musk]

Thats true

[restive grail]

You'll become a tank to body shots bro I swear

[eternal temple]

Muay Thai is super effective

[wanton flame]

also if u know majority of theory u shouldnt get cooked i used to get fried until i learned it

[restive grail]

Yuh

[azure musk]

The videos I've seen of Muay Thai fighters just eating some insane power shots is crazy

[eternal temple]

Rod Tang is proof

[wanton flame]

cause i wouldnt know what to play against odd moves

[azure musk]

I don't really know a lot of Muay Thai fighters but this guy has an insane chin😭

[restive grail]

My friend that I sparred with has done 7 years of muay Thai bro 🙏

[azure musk]

how does sparring with him go💔

[restive grail]

I almost saw heaven 3 times bro

[eternal temple]

He eats kicks in the face from his wife full force and laughs over it

[azure musk]

😂😂😂😂😂

[restive grail]

I had to tank shots bro

[azure musk]

Muay thai fighters are built different

[restive grail]

The guy did a superman ouch on me

[azure musk]

I loved that fight between rodtang and Demetrius Johnson

[restive grail]

IM NOT EVEN KIDDING VEO 🙏😭

[azure musk]

are you okay bro💔😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[eternal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-punch-markiplier-punch-attack-fight-gif-23206537

[restive grail]

I evaded it

[restive grail]

This is what I lowk saw before moving out

[azure musk]

Lolll

[azure musk]

The last thing you see in "light technical sparring"

[restive grail]

True bro

[azure musk]

I had a guy poke me in the eye once during light sparring ts felt on purpose🙏

[restive grail]

Krav maga type shi

[eternal temple]

Bro MIGHT be Tom Aspinall

[azure musk]

my sparring partner was ciryl gane bro💔

it hurt for like a day tbh

Wasn't that bad

[restive grail]

Alr you can tank some shi

[tardy vault]

How want to play with me??

[azure musk]

I had a few conditioning sessions where coach would make us hang from a pull up bar and punch us in the stomach till we couldn't hold our weight🙏🙏🙏🙏

Its when you realize how long 5 seconds is

[restive grail]

💀🙏

[azure musk]

And leg kicks also

[restive grail]

Ouch

[azure musk]

He would calf kick us and inside leg kick too till we dropped💔😂😂

[eternal temple]

If you want a crazy core I recommend heavy front squats for sure

[azure musk]

Homie was moving like prime Justin gaethje

[restive grail]

Bro when I was tryna throw a jab to the muay Thai friend has almost hooked my legs

[restive grail]

diabolical 💀

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ineedausernamenowpls

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Rapid: 484 (524 peak)
Blitz: 263 (293 peak)
Bullet: 336 (403 peak)

[azure musk]

That seems good

[eternal temple]

But im sure fighting is more mobility focused so I think its better to do heavy medicine ball work

[azure musk]

Med ball throws are so cool actually

[eternal temple]

Builds explosiveness in the tendons and muscle bellies

[tardy vault]

#profile

[twilit dust]

just used en passant in 3 games in a row now when do i get my grandmaster title?

[azure musk]

Yepp, coach would make us rotate our core and throw it to the side to burn the obliques alive🙏

[azure musk]

Yes

Soon

[cursive bronze]

How to get pic perms so I can use ask a expert

[patent patrol]

we used to have big med balls and u would lay down and they would drop it on u to catch

and then u toss it back up

[eternal temple]

I feel like hanging leg raises in a circular motion would also be effective

[restive grail]

I remember when I was training footwork in boxing gym

[azure musk]

I think I can dead hang for a solid 2 minutes

[tame dragon]

https://www.chess.com/live/game/147058816078
holy hell i thought i was cooked

[restive grail]

My thighs and my calves were dying

[frosty peak]

CSS1000 (293) vs. taylorreal (288)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Qe2 Nf6 3. d3 Nc6 4. Bg5 Be7 5. Qf3 O-O 6. Qg3 d6 7. h4 Bg4 8. h5 Nxh5 9. Qxg4 Bxg5 10. Rxh5 Qf6 11. Qh3 Nd4 12. Rxh7 Nxc2+ 13. Ke2 Bh6 14. Rxh6 gxh6 15. g3 Nxa1 16. g4 Nc2 17. Bg2 Nd4+ 18. Ke3 Qf4# 

[eternal temple]

Yeah grip is necessary for more accurate striking

[jaunty thunder]

I can pretend to be hung for quite a bit too I used to do that as a kid

[azure musk]

I haven't been training for about a month now since the mma gym closed unfortunately, but when I was training my shins were hurting 24/7 bro💔

[eternal temple]

Or should I say "efficient"

[azure musk]

Yessirr

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Soufiane Taghi (soufiane_libert)

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Rapid: 1068 (peak)
Blitz: 1189 (1276 peak)
Bullet: 731 (874 peak)

[restive grail]

Muay Thai will be like that too

[jaunty thunder]

Our coach had us hitting concrete bags 😭💪🏽

[azure musk]

What the fck

Who the hell are you training to fight

Jon Jones???

[eternal temple]

Concrete powder, much more dense than sand

[jaunty thunder]

Pretty sure it was concrete cause I nearly broke my arm

[tardy vault]

@eternal temple can you play with me?

Blitz

[jaunty thunder]

Him 😭💔

He's like black belt in everything plus sick at MMA

[azure musk]

Who

[jaunty thunder]

He's got a documentary asw lol

[eternal temple]

Sure, im buns tho can't lie

[jaunty thunder]

Our coach

[azure musk]

holy shit wtf

[sour pagoda]

GUYS!!!

[azure musk]

Does he have a pro record?

[eternal temple]

Sure im pretty bad tho

[sour pagoda]

I finally got my rolex

[frosty peak]

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 992 (peak)
Blitz: 699 (720 peak)
Bullet: 476 (peak)

[tardy vault]

What's your elo?

[jaunty thunder]

I think he probably does but he has a kid now so I don't see him do it a lot he's like 40 smth

[tardy vault]

Aaaah okeyyy

992 like me haha

[azure musk]

Damnn, bro was training under good hands

[jaunty thunder]

All I know is that he trained like 4 people who've gone professional

[azure musk]

We would do a few mins of jump rope using only one foot as a warm up so it put a bit of tension on the shin before the actual workout

[azure musk]

That's crazy

[restive grail]

Ough

[fresh cedar]

Hello

[glass tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/blocked-blocked-cat-block-block-cat-cat-block-gif-12390661323466413430

[tardy vault]

Wtf blinder hhhh

[eternal temple]

Gg bro you play well

[tardy vault]

I need some rest

[dreamy current]

im just starting as 200 elo player is there any yt videos you guys recommend for watching?

[glad sky]

no idea im bad too lol

I absolutely hate this

Genuinely how does one open this position😭

[shell swallow]

Whats the oldest someone's been where they started chess and became a gm eventually

[crystal shale]

67

[azure musk]

Nh5 f5

[azure musk]

Gotham chess slow run

[upper quail]

yoOoO

[dreamy current]

enitre playlist?

[upper quail]

ye why not

I started chess watching levy

[slow helm]

Any favorite openings for black against d4 systems, I’m 1550 and still don’t know how to play against d4 lol

[dreamy current]

alright thanks

[azure musk]

Preferably the first few vids

[dreamy current]

im just struggling and idk what to watch and how to learn as effective as possible

[hasty pagoda]

Slav or Nimzo

[dreamy current]

looking for things in youtube maybe will help

[upper quail]

d5

c5

[azure musk]

Play nimzo indian

[acoustic kettle]

always bong cloud

[shell swallow]

What should i be doing whenever my opponent does this

[upper quail]

most learn because they like the game and have some passion for it and keep playing, like I personally didn't watch tutorial videos just watched games and titled Tuesday and tournaments and played
started in 2023

[azure musk]

Be6

[upper quail]

to prevent this from happening, when they play d3 just play h7 before developing your knight

[slow helm]

Ive tried the nimzo I find myself allowing e4 and getting ran through, might learn the slav though

[dreamy current]

after 9 losses in 10 games i started to wonder maybe i need to do something more than just playing

[acoustic kettle]

something that I do is I move bishop g4 so if it takes the bishop queen you can take with knight and they take the queen its a trade but you end up with a extra bishop

[shell swallow]

They usually take it is the issue and then i just get double stacked pawns

[upper quail]

for me I watched guess the elo series from gotham, funny and educational

[modern palm]

hi guys i havent played in months, and im only around 1400, now that i have more free time what can i do

[acoustic kettle]

play the game

[azure musk]

Try becoming 1400 skill again

[modern palm]

through the usual puzzles and everything again right

[azure musk]

Yepp

[upper quail]

man when he plays d3 opening his bishop, play h7 to prevent his bishop from pinning ur knight in the first place

[acoustic kettle]

puzzles lessons and personal experience and watch some gotham

or hikaru

[modern palm]

didnt i see hikaru start a series

[acoustic kettle]

idk I havent played chess in months I just stay here to chat and use my skills to impress people irl bc yes

[modern palm]

lets play a game

[acoustic kettle]

too lazy lol im in bed too lazy to get up

I mean I play on pc so

[upper quail]

LOL impressing people at uni
tbh they overreact sometimes

[modern palm]

Stereotypes of chess players goes crazy sometimes

[acoustic kettle]

when I get asked to play chess or checkers I grin heavily bc I know im not losing

[upper quail]

they think because u play chess you're crazy smart

[upper quail]

what's ur elo

[azure musk]

the only true sterotype is that chess players dont shower

[acoustic kettle]

people think im alot smarter than I am bc I do (I am getting a business degree and I earned a scholar award a month ago so maybe so)

[upper quail]

unfortunately at my uni I don't always grin
like ye I beat my class but if u go around campus we have professional players with titles

[acoustic kettle]

I had like 1650 or sum on my old acc when I actually played online

[upper quail]

don't fall into the trap of thinking you're a genius

[jaunty thunder]

I wouldn't grin too if I was chopped with 0.9 gpa

[acoustic kettle]

The best chess player I know irl I absolutely destroy he like 1000 or sum

[acoustic kettle]

Im not trying to its just a coincidence, I think im stupid as heck

[azure musk]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[azure musk]

I have 0.7 gpa is this good

[jaunty thunder]

Yes you're way ahead in sped class

[acoustic kettle]

You're living it

[upper quail]

it's okay everyone is stupid respectively

[azure musk]

😂😂😂😂wtf

[jaunty thunder]

Says the person who glazes themself with no shame

[upper quail]

I'm handsome man Idk watchu talm abt

[acoustic kettle]

broski I just mixed vodka and monster energy and drank it while playing trackmania and singing tyler the creator I dont think im ok

[azure musk]

I glaze myself with no shame

[azure musk]

I think you are perfectly okay

[fleet dove]

self glaze is important

[upper quail]

it might be over

[jaunty thunder]

You're masri think that's much a country issue

[acoustic kettle]

I do not glaze myself lol, the therapist I talk to does tho

[acoustic kettle]

def

[azure musk]

YASTA WE ARE OM EL EL DONIA🦅🦅🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🇪🇬🇪🇬RAAAHHHHH WHAT THE FCK IS A GOOD ECONOMY🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬

[jaunty thunder]

I don't glaze myself I wait for other people to and then I get surprised they have a different view of me than myself then I get embarrassed

[upper quail]

but that has nothing to do with the country

[jaunty thunder]

😭

[mellow pier]

https://tenor.com/view/gangster-thug-anime-girl-cute-anime-girl-cute-anime-gif-12802984128839023102

[fleet dove]

why would you be surprised that other people view you differently than how you view yourself

[upper quail]

man I hate it

[acoustic kettle]

Somehow I get straight A's (I got 92 avg in whatever that is called) when I deserve to be in the sped class

[azure musk]

ur from Egypt?

[jaunty thunder]

Because I just assume people see every little imperfection and other things I only know

[upper quail]

yes

[azure musk]

no fcking way, where in Egypt?

[fleet dove]

what a smart assumption that is

[mellow pier]

is that luck

[upper quail]

good for you man

[jaunty thunder]

His mom forced him to eat fool that's why

[azure musk]

😂😂😂😂

[upper quail]

Cairo

[acoustic kettle]

I dont study so maybe

[upper quail]

how old is vro

[acoustic kettle]

I might be cooked tho I forget stuff over breaks

[azure musk]

I'm from Alexandria

[mellow pier]

probably 11

[upper quail]

vro asking if I'm from Egypt with EGY tag

[jaunty thunder]

Bro can't resist glazing themself even when joking

[azure musk]

17

[mellow pier]

you realise that you dont have it

[azure musk]

What egy tag

[mellow pier]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1214120015247187978/1452815077894914240/togif-1.gif

[upper quail]

ah so u played chess from a young age

[azure musk]

I started at 15

[upper quail]

my tag next to my name

[upper quail]

fair enough

[acoustic kettle]

Just saying for the canadians bc idk why but I meet so many and they get mad at me for speaking in military time

[azure musk]

Literally what tag

[mellow pier]

moose

https://tenor.com/view/lil-soda-boi-drill-headphones-skull-gif-5628326142657618805

[glad sky]

🙏

[upper quail]

look next to my name

[azure musk]

It doesn't show for me for some reason

[jaunty thunder]

He's just came back from sheesha excuse him

[upper quail]

weird

[mellow pier]

27

[acoustic kettle]

just take your own pawn and fork the knights obv

[jaunty thunder]

?

[mellow pier]

27 elo

[jaunty thunder]

No

[upper quail]

odd

[jaunty thunder]

Blud using gboard

[acoustic kettle]

bro is going to the nationals

[azure musk]

God forbid a fella use a keyboard these days

[acoustic kettle]

WOOTING KEYBOARD 🔥

[jaunty thunder]

I usually just shout the message out and then use a voice to message ai

[upper quail]

guys I have a final on Wednesday
am I cooked

[azure musk]

what finals

[upper quail]

university

[mellow pier]

cook

[azure musk]

same but I start finals in 2 weeks

[mellow pier]

not

[upper quail]

shi

[acoustic kettle]

depends, do you know anything on it

[upper quail]

I start theoretical on 31/12

[azure musk]

Damn. What do u study?