💬〡chess-talk

[lime kayak]

i finally sniped a queen instead of the other way around

[solemn echo]

@latent trail you suck

[thick pilot]

bruh

[last badger]

I love being outplayed and down 2 pawns for an entire game but then pulling off a brilliant move at the end

[quasi nova]

We get it vro 💔

[lime kayak]

never felt more satisfyinh

[shell swallow]

Did you win though

[pulsar flame]

?

[solemn echo]

EZ

[quasi nova]

gxh3, Rxh3+, Kg2, Nf4#, that's peak vro

[reef canyon]

What opening was this game

do u have chesscom account?

[quasi nova]

If it's anything related to e6 I'll lose my marbles

[lime kayak]

i did a brilliant like this but end up loosing cuz i forgot some pieces can go backwards

[reef canyon]

What seems to be the issue, is the /connect command not working?

Try the /connect command here in chat

[quasi nova]

Did vro use the /connect command

[old lantern]

bro keed is throwing

[lime kayak]

i think diddyblud havent used /connect vroh

[old lantern]

what was bg6

[solemn echo]

/connect

[quasi nova]

Vro might not have done all the steps

[humble wing]

then connect

[quasi nova]

Do what it says

[lime kayak]

son😭 😭😭😭😭😭

[last badger]

I think my opponent was playing a Colle System

[quasi nova]

Idk how to explain it lmao, you type /connect and it drags you through a few steps

[reef canyon]

Ohhh d4 opening @quasi nova ur safe for now

[lime kayak]

@grok how to use /connect

[quasi nova]

Grok would sacrifice itself to connect his account 😔

[pulsar flame]

I like the music

[lime kayak]

bro bought the bishop too early in white englund openighn

[quasi nova]

Wait newt what do you mean "for now"

[lime kayak]

love me.....

[quasi nova]

$20

[humble wing]

nah bro prices going up gotta raise it

[quasi nova]

Every cell in my body wants to ragebait

I am not getting another week on my sentence 💔

[lime kayak]

would you pull the lever to save a rich man offering u $500k or let the trail hit an innocent man

[glass tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/snow-white-in-padded-cell-gif-434939545092496319

[humble wing]

who is "me"

[quasi nova]

Wait a minute there's a 2nd JFK

@pliant snow vro

[lime kayak]

maybe ping a mod or somethin

[pulsar flame]

Hmm

[tired hill]

the best opponent he beat was a 2600 rapid btw, and his avg opponent elo is 1400

[lime kayak]

we not tech suppirt gng

💔

[humble wing]

Okay. I’ll keep it brief and respectful.
If you want help later, I’m here.

[quasi nova]

Nor spelling support 💔

[humble wing]

I’m here 👍
What do you need help with?

[glass tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/sleep-sleeping-zzz-sleep-gif-23126162

[quasi nova]

Literally just ping a mod instead of crying cuh 💔

[humble wing]

im lit just putting it into chat gpt

[lime kayak]

im frying

[quasi nova]

Get neurolink, he's a fein for connecting accounts

[lime kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-laugh-ai-baby-babyfryingme-baby-sob-folk-gif-18221933230434867320

[quasi nova]

Vro getting banned again

[pulsar flame]

iit's so cute.

[glass tartan]

i am not black

[quasi nova]

Thanks

[lime kayak]

diddyblud diddyblud im a didydiddyblud

[glass tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/forest-gump-tom-hanks-running-sprinting-leaving-gif-5212535

[raven wagon]

Hi

[lusty vortex]

hi

Meow

[thorn cliff]

letsgo botez gambit?

[lime kayak]

did vroh rage quited

[glass tartan]

GTA chessboard

[lusty vortex]

we are saying vroh all 2026

[quasi nova]

Vro in the future

Planning ahead

[pulsar flame]

hehe.

[lime kayak]

ur 69 ahh got no rizz son🙏

[sick sable]

this shit hurts man

[lusty vortex]

Vroh it’s simple

[pulsar flame]

what's the point?

[quasi nova]

Ts crazy

[lime kayak]

of the mask is..

[glass tartan]

i tell Jesus all the time, whats the point

[lusty vortex]

Shon I’m crine💔😭😭😭💔

[quasi nova]

How did vro manage this

[lusty vortex]

With what 👀👀👀

[lime kayak]

send pics

[quasi nova]

Idk how you don't know, vros been screaming about it the last 10 minutes

[stone girder]

After almost 2 year finally at 1900 😭

[lime kayak]

AYO

[sick sable]

he was winning from the start so i spent too much time in the middle game
and then he blundered in the endgame but i had less time

[humble wing]

of what

[quasi nova]

Wait a minute

[quasi nova]

💔

[glass tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/viyeongg-bored-monkey-gif-27573689

[humble wing]

its ur fault for not knowing how to

[lime kayak]

bro lowkirkenuenly loosing his shi gng i kinda felt bad for him

💔

[quasi nova]

Ping a mod, like a real ping. They can help or at least they won't ragebait as much as us

[lime kayak]

ong

[lusty vortex]

The mods hate us yo

they don’t jack our bodies vroh

[quasi nova]

Mods are out to get me (trust)

[shell swallow]

I might need to just stop playing

[glass tartan]

😕

[lusty vortex]

Did u try /verify

[lime kayak]

dawg just search someone with a mod role and ping him

[lusty vortex]

Crying real tears son

[glass tartan]

what is mfs?

[quasi nova]

<@&745328830649991179> run it back and help this kind fellow with connecting his account, I fear he can't take much longer of this

[thorn cliff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1390369962828365866/1452519638423306420/image.png?ex=694a1bd4&is=6948ca54&hm=94b685ed2c6d8b4404795034859f0fe1f2098aa4d9fb6d35619079e8cdf7e44f&

[lime kayak]

hes gonna tweak out

[quasi nova]

2341 rated 💔

[lusty vortex]

/verify didn’t work for him vroh it’s over for him

[quasi nova]

I've given him too much power

[glass tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/help-me-please-elora-daman-willow-please-assist-me-give-me-a-hand-gif-27268460

[thorn cliff]

He’s calling a server mod to arrest me for rating fraud

[quasi nova]

What a legend

[lusty vortex]

Twin

[lime kayak]

try /login

[thorn cliff]

[glass tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/cuba-gooding-jr-arrested-taken-away-jail-getting-arrested-gif-10568634693560714546

[quasi nova]

Vro just 1 ping will do

[mental loom]

Don't spam with tags! Post your issue here #1039943660839641139 mention clearly what is the problem you are facing

[quasi nova]

Wrong emoji mb

[lusty vortex]

have you tried /verifyaccount

[lime kayak]

have yo tried /loggmail

[quasi nova]

Just gaslighting now ig

[wind bay]

Gg

[lusty vortex]

twin slide me 5 dollars and ill help lemme borrow 5 dollars

[lime kayak]

bro do u want ur priblem to b fixed or nawh

[humble wing]

bro its chess

[quasi nova]

2nd racial profiling of the hour, see ya with a black username soon 👋

Thx ❤️

[lime kayak]

diddykirk finally crashed out💔

[humble wing]

dont use vc bro

[lusty vortex]

Did he leave or get banned😭

[humble wing]

both?

[wind bay]

Ban prob

[quasi nova]

Vro he got erased from existence

[lime kayak]

daym

[wind bay]

Msgs vanished

[lusty vortex]

they incinerated him yo😭😭

[lime kayak]

he acts like his family gon vanish if he dont log on sum 10 minutes chess

🥀

[quasi nova]

They are vro, chess is that important to him

It was probably someone's alt trolling ngl lmao

Anyways going to do puzzles now, lmk if another interesting specimen pops up

[crystal shale]

Hello

[lusty vortex]

Hi

[glass imp]

This mf stockfish

They gave me a winning position at the end

But I can't push my pawn because

It's the 50 move rule

[sick sable]

is this accurate

[floral shale]

WOW!

Thanks chess.com

[lime falcon]

Did u win

[floral shale]

yes, but not cause of Bc5 ofc

[ancient snow]

Hey is there like a dumbass guide on how to not be 200 elo?

[dense root]

I finally reached 801 elo

[humble wing]

win

[dense root]

dont fall for the scholar’s mate

[ancient snow]

Like beginners guides seem like it’s memorizing a bunch of stuff. Not really sure how to start

[lime falcon]

Did he take ur knight?

[dense root]

Watch GothamChess

[floral shale]

yes

[lime falcon]

N then u pinned ?

[floral shale]

yes

[fluid kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-kirk-tony-stark-avengers-kirkified-gif-4618820868378725995

[lime falcon]

Nice

[floral shale]

enable show legal moves

[broken flower]

@Owner

[lime falcon]

Me too 250 or something, learning stuffs to improve

[ancient snow]

I know what the pieces do. It just seems like every move I can make is either neutral or bad

[lime falcon]

In that case u should not attack ,more like u should play like defence or something, develop ur pieces n castle n if there's a safe square put ur pieces there

[ancient snow]

That’s kinda what I do but eventually I run out of space to move

So it just kinda turns into a squished stalemate where we are forced to do something dumb

[tame vector]

Is gotham chess in this

[lime falcon]

Try to improve positions of pieces n don't blunder n wait for opponent to make mistakes,at lower elo they do alot of mistakes

[tame vector]

pls tell me if hes here

[lime falcon]

U want to chat with him or something?

[tame vector]

Sure

[eternal temple]

They give brilliants to everything now

[ancient snow]

Mmmi think the thing is I’m just too stupid to see any mistakes

[lime falcon]

Doesn't he have his own server ,I think u will find him there

[tame vector]

whats it called?

[steep sonnet]

just do puzzles. thats literally it

[lime falcon]

I think it's normal ,if u keep playing u will make less mistakes ig ,we all do mistakes

[lime falcon]

R u f2p? U can analyse if u have subscription,or u can try free once

[ancient snow]

I guess. I just get frustrated losing so much

Yeah f2p. I’m not spending money on something that just makes me mad

[lime falcon]

I m just like u lol

[main bridge]

How to post pic?

[lime falcon]

U need to connect ur account I think

[main bridge]

Oh okie ty

[ancient snow]

I’m like 30% win rate right now. But usually because the clock runs out for the enemy

[lime falcon]

I lose games because I run out of time lol

[ancient snow]

Nobody knows how to check mate. But I don’t know how to not lose all my pieces. So it will usually end up with me having 2-3 pieces going back and forth as they try to mate And I either win or draw

[lime falcon]

That's why I m so bad at bullet

[lime falcon]

Lol

[eternal temple]

Just sac the queen

(Queen takes rook)

[lime falcon]

Nice

[fluid kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chesscom-dance-funny-crazy-gif-7943011814158414177

[eternal temple]

I can hear this gif

[fluid kayak]

"Can u sac the queen ???!"

[lime falcon]

What if u would have played Be4 ?

[eternal temple]

Probably a bishop there

Idk im not sure

[ancient snow]

Ur elo can’t go negative right?

[eternal temple]

No

Baseline is 100

[ancient snow]

Oh you can’t go below 100?

[eternal temple]

Correct

[ancient snow]

It’s weird it started me out so high then

[fluid kayak]

Who even play c5 in 2025 ?

[eternal temple]

...me

[fluid kayak]

Awww boy

[eternal temple]

Sicilian dragon is my goat opening

[humble wing]

wait not english

[eternal temple]

No c4 is english e4 c5 is sicilian

[humble wing]

yea

[fluid kayak]

I like playing the " danse des cavaliers ". Fav opening

[eternal temple]

I get pretty solid positions in open sicilians

[lime falcon]

Is it different from najdorf ?idk about sicilian much ,there r different types of sicilians ,r they different variations or they r whole different openings

[eternal temple]

A lot of ways to play after 1...c5

[lime falcon]

I have heard najdorf has so many variations,how many variations dragon has ?& Sidelines

I may learn sicilian someday,if I have to begin what should I learn

[shell swallow]

Is diamond a waste or nah

Pay to win game smh

[sick sable]

this is not always for the black to decide, the opponent too can play some different weird variations

[sleek orbit]

lichess.org

[sick sable]

like nosollimo, mcdonnel attack, bowdler attack, smith-morra gambit, cowboy attack

[twilit cloud]

this is a game changer, thanks

[sick sable]

dragon setup works in bowlder/bowdler and smith-morra gambit

[sleek orbit]

np

[sick sable]

in nossolimo and mcdonnel, i had some troubles playing the dragon

[lime falcon]

So to learn dragon I need to learn dragon+ other openings as well ? To be able to play?

[sick sable]

dragon setup is easy and you dont have to necessarily memorise all the lines
watch chesspage1's sicilian dragon setup, that's where i started

[coarse iris]

average sub-200 blitz game for me lmao

[lime falcon]

Send me the link in dm

[sick sable]

if you come up against weird variations, learn how to play against them using an engine after the game

[ancient snow]

I just lost and all it tells me is how great my decisions were.

[lime falcon]

Sure I will try

[sick sable]

https://youtu.be/0iAyyKxh3zc?si=H7nqfmTrzQWJk7cw

[lime falcon]

Thx bro,is it ok to share links here ,they don't mute/ban or something?

[sick sable]

i wont recommend playing the najdorf as it is an opening for the very advanced

[sick sable]

i dont really care much

whats your rating

[lime falcon]

Will I be able to play in blotz if I remember all lines in that video ?

[sleek orbit]

wsg gng

[hasty pagoda]

Remembering is a bad mindset

[lime falcon]

Around 800

[hasty pagoda]

You should try to understand

Not memorize

[sick sable]

you will have to practice and then it will build your intuition

[lime falcon]

Ok boss understood

[lime falcon]

I see

[dark ice]

I just had a blitz match and sacrificed my queen.

[shell swallow]

I just took everything from someone except for a bishop and queen and then they checkmated me at the very end before i could checkmate

[sick sable]

like when bishop goes Bc4, you do e6 and if bishop dont go Bc4 you go d6

[shell swallow]

Man

Idk what im doing

[sleek orbit]

lol

[lime falcon]

I see

[sick sable]

why you trynna learn sicilian at 800

go with basic openings

the principles

e4e5 Nf3Nc6

[lusty vortex]

No main réti trust

[ancient snow]

Is everyone online just cracked or of their mind or something. Why am I losing to 150 elo people. I’ve beaten my friends before

[coarse iris]

thanks for the participation trophy chess.com :(
one day i'll be over 300 elo on blitz :'(

[lime falcon]

That maybe helpful in future,I may need to change openings later ,I play caro kann

[sick sable]

caro

[lusty vortex]

Caro💔😭

[ancient snow]

Is it bad if I don’t have an opening and just try to be defensive

[lusty vortex]

wdym u don’t have an opening

[lime falcon]

Oh it's karo 😂

[ancient snow]

Like I haven’t memorized any

[sick sable]

hes submissive and let white decide

[sick sable]

no, caro is a trash opening

[lusty vortex]

I guess bro 😭

[shell swallow]

What do i do when my opponent just throws everything at me before i even do an opening

[lusty vortex]

wdym by throws everything at you? Like brings queen early?

[lime falcon]

Nah it's good for me since I don't know anything else

[sick sable]

center game?

[sick sable]

it got such a high winrate for white

[lime falcon]

@sick sable what should I play then

[lusty vortex]

Italian

[sick sable]

boring principles

[shell swallow]

Man i just need like a step by step on how to progress ive been stuck for too long

[sick sable]

for black

[lusty vortex]

🫃🏿

[sick sable]

jumping from 1100 to 1200 took me the longest time

[lime falcon]

That's why I wanna learn dragon or something

[vernal gulch]

yo wsg guys

Im a brand new chess player

but I'm not too bad

[sick sable]

yeah but the middlegame positions become tricky in dragon

[patent patrol]

Hi

[fluid kayak]

Heyyyy
What's ur elo ??

[patent patrol]

Hi oxford

[vernal gulch]

like 400-500

[sick sable]

hello

[lime falcon]

That's same in carokann too

[fluid kayak]

Wanna play im bored

[sick sable]

nah

[vernal gulch]

Im down

[sick sable]

when did you start playing

[lusty vortex]

Is this your child

[vernal gulch]

today

[lime falcon]

For me it is lol,I know openings only n then play on my own in middlegames

[sick sable]

everyone plays middlegames on their own twin 💔

[storm brook]

I reached 2000 bullet 🥹

[lusty vortex]

no everyone plays 50 moves of theory💔

[fluid kayak]

Go to chess streaming 5 dude

[sick sable]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExaHY4M2R5ZDh4eGxwZGd5d3FhaXZoeDVsdTRxbmJoOWRmaXM5em83cyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/TfWMZ0BKDV2RKcsf4c/giphy.gif

[storm brook]

are

lessons in chesscom actually good

I mean lichess

[lime falcon]

There r some plans they all use in middlegames but it's hard for me to understand those lol so I just skip that part n play n it takes time n opponent wins lol

[sick sable]

the dragon too has middlegame plans

[lime falcon]

@storm brook what openings do u play

[lime falcon]

I see

[storm brook]

English and queens gambit

[lusty vortex]

They have good study tools

but don’t just do lichess stuff

[storm brook]

my rapid is 1761 (national rating)

[lime falcon]

How to destroy the english?

[sick sable]

i have played a total of 2 games where i have played the english

and lost them both

[storm brook]

but chesscom 1500 😭

[lusty vortex]

Ohh lol I guess u know more than me

[sick sable]

wow, you dont play rapid enough?

[storm brook]

pray
jk
play black mustang defense

[vernal gulch]

guys why am I suppressed in VC

[storm brook]

more of a blitz and a puzzle guy

[lusty vortex]

u have to connect account

[fluid kayak]

Sorry go to vc 3 not the 5 😭😭

[vernal gulch]

how

[lime falcon]

Damn there's such opening? It's my first time hearing such opening lol

[sick sable]

whats your blitz rating

[sleek orbit]

??

[storm brook]

1811

[sick sable]

wow nice

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> tylerdestroyed

This is the Chess.com profile of tylerdestroyed. Take a look!

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1544 (1860 peak)
Bullet: 1367 (1579 peak)

[sick sable]

(the peak is provisional)

[lime falcon]

Maybe he wants to fork ur king n queen in future

[storm brook]

although

I love doing puzzles more than playing rapid

[lime falcon]

R puzzles helpful?

[sick sable]

very

[storm brook]

very

[lime falcon]

@storm brook what kind of puzzles r useful

[storm brook]

Lichess puzzles

[lime falcon]

There r different types which one

[storm brook]

I use lichess for puzzles and my coach gives me

[sick sable]

just do all kinds 🙏🏿

[lime falcon]

U have offline coach ? How many per day ?

[storm brook]

black/white to move for better better position typa puzzled

[storm brook]

no our city has a big library for chess players

[sick sable]

lucky

[storm brook]

I get 12 puzzles in a week since I barely attend library

[bronze portal]

oh mah god levi rozzman

[storm brook]

they are too borring to play against since

They always play london and 80% it’s only coach who’s there so he’s lonely

[lime falcon]

Levi Ackerman 😂

[bronze portal]

shi

[lime falcon]

All puzzles including online

[storm brook]

although I could go to him so he could help me since it’s just the two of us i just read books home

[sick sable]

whats their average rating

[storm brook]

no he prints papers with puzzles

[storm brook]

1300-1500

kids here are for sure 600-1600

[sick sable]

nice

[lime falcon]

U said u play puzzle in lichess ,how many puzzles do u solve per day

[storm brook]

20

Weekend

[lime falcon]

Nice

[storm brook]

35~ with coach’s puzzles

[lime falcon]

@storm brook what's ur puzzle rating ?

[storm brook]

2207

[lime falcon]

Nice

[storm brook]

I’m on my way getting NM title

[lime falcon]

Nice

[storm brook]

My nrtg is low tho

[lime falcon]

Nrtg?

Net rating to g?

[sleek orbit]

rtg means rating dumbass

[lime falcon]

@storm brook u can do it keep playing

[winged cedar]

i can never play another game ever again

[lime falcon]

Why?

[winged cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-does-he-know-gif-26833694

[dry nexus]

I genuinely don’t know if the AI is tweaking or not, but this move literally looks like nonsense

It showed this as the best move

[lime falcon]

That's knight?

[worthy quest]

Bishop

[lime falcon]

I wonder how knight looks in that theme

[winged cedar]

you are up a rock and a queen

[pure forum]

hi

[strange turtle]

*rook

yall ima about to kill martin with just a knight

[wise trail]

Lmao

[brittle ridge]

I drew this but i dont get how its not a draw

[sleek orbit]

dead draw

3 pawns and rook vs 3 pawn and rook is a draw

[brittle ridge]

Its 3v4 but engine says black is better for some reason even if the pawn cant move

[hexed oracle]

white is more probable to make a mistake than black in that position

[winged cedar]

typo

[sleek orbit]

rock

[topaz mango]

dock

[sleek orbit]

sock

[topaz mango]

ft

[trail vortex]

play against maximum bot with this as white and you'll realize why its not, and if you think you'll make mistakes, then see engine continuation all the way till you see black winning

[mild zinc]

Holy fork

[topaz mango]

theres probably a zugswang here

either black runs to pawns or the white rook

[mild zinc]

His pawn is one step away 😭

Ofc he has an advantage

[trail vortex]

plus that pawn is an extra pawn

[mild zinc]

Frfr

[topaz mango]

no i mean u negate all the pawns on kingside and its drawn

the winning move for black is h6 here

[mild zinc]

But how are u stoping that pawn?

U have to slide ur king

[muted nacelle]

God's this forced checkmate is mean

[topaz mango]

king and rook, hence i said u negate the pawns on kingside(3-3 cancel out) draw

[mild zinc]

And then black's king will come towards ur pawn

[topaz mango]

but ur king is already there

[mild zinc]

Black king will be in your territory

[pure forum]

hi

[mild zinc]

And what bout that pawn?

[topaz mango]

mate im saying u remove all the pawns on ur kingside

[strange turtle]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/computer/501351371/review? i think i moved the knight a little...

[mild zinc]

His king is coming

[frosty peak]

Begebun (550) vs. Martin-BOT (250)

The move list was too long to fit in this embed :(

[topaz mango]

geez try and understand me

[mild zinc]

Huh 💀 wdym lol

[mild zinc]

Ik what u trying to say 😭😭

[topaz mango]

literally take a hand and remove all 6 pawns on kingside then study the position

[ancient snow]

OK you definitely can’t go below 100

[trail vortex]

bro can yall speak in simple language, I'm not getting both of you guys' point of views

[strange turtle]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/computer/501351371/review? someone check out this game 💀

[sleek orbit]

nice

[frosty peak]

Begebun (550) vs. Martin-BOT (250)

The move list was too long to fit in this embed :(

[mild zinc]

But yk what ,, u can't do that 😭😭

[ancient snow]

Is there a way to fight people below 100 for a bit of a more even playing field?

[topaz mango]

its hypothetical for a reason

[trail vortex]

bro made me use my game review for the day 😭😭

[strange turtle]

its crazy 💀

[mild zinc]

So he is basically saying that 3v3 is a draw ,, and his king is closer to the passer ,, so it's a draw if we remove all king side's pawns

[trail vortex]

send the game without game review link next time

[mild zinc]

💀💀

[strange turtle]

100 knight moves in a row 💀

[mild zinc]

Wth 😭

[strange turtle]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/computer/501351371/review? go check out this game real quick

[frosty peak]

Begebun (550) vs. Martin-BOT (250)

The move list was too long to fit in this embed :(

[trail vortex]

nobody checking out a 550 vs Martin game 💀

[mild zinc]

I can't do that ,, I've alr used it

[strange turtle]

just look at it 💀

[strange turtle]

https://www.chess.com/game/computer/501351371

[frosty peak]

Begebun (550) vs. Martin-BOT (250)

The move list was too long to fit in this embed :(

[trail vortex]

bro how is this possible 💀

[strange turtle]

what

[trail vortex]

bro equally as good as Martin

almost equally

[hoary trail]

im gonna be so fr everyone starts somewhere

[strange turtle]

BRUH I ONLY MOVES KNIGHT FOR THE FIRST 108 MOVES WHAT DO YOU EXPECT

[hoary trail]

but good GOD that game was awful

[mild zinc]

😭😭

[strange turtle]

ok im gonna go destroy him rn

[trail vortex]

bro saying he's gonna destroy Martin like the bot is 2500 💀

[strange turtle]

nuh uh

[strange turtle]

ur the one who started

[trail vortex]

what are u gonna prove by beating Martin, that you're better than the worst chesscom bot 💀

[sleek orbit]

hey dont diss martin he is the best chess.com bot 😡😡

[strange turtle]

yeah right

[trail vortex]

I've realized that to be an SGM I have to literally start playing alot of classical as a kid due to the sheer knowledge they need to compete at the level

and the feel

[sleek orbit]

LOL

[chilly coral]

something unlocked inside of me

imma be a GM next month guys

[trail vortex]

GM might be still possible but I'd have to give my life to chess and I ain't doin that shi

[strange turtle]

martin is gen alpha now 💀

[heady gate]

Damn

[trail vortex]

tuff

[strange turtle]

bro isnt even hiding it anymore

[heady gate]

Ikr

[coarse iris]

lmao i'm fkn addicted to chess

[trail vortex]

I'll play u without a queen to give myself a challenge

[heady gate]

Coach me

[coarse iris]

you do not want to learn from me lmao

[heady gate]

Oh

[sleek orbit]

BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[heady gate]

Im 600 elo tho

[heady gate]

Amazing name lets vs let me win

[sleek orbit]

"GM of blundering pieces fr fr"
that rlly suits me fr

[heady gate]

Yez it does i gtg now cya

[sleek orbit]

cya vro

[spring field]

helo!

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Mafia Don (metar_taf)

This is the Chess.com profile of metar_taf. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Mafia Don (metar_taf)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2323 (2376 peak)
Blitz: 2419 (peak)
Bullet: 2711 (2742 peak)

[pure forum]

I am the one above all

[flat bronze]

if I play rapid 3x a day (maximum of 1 hour) for 70 days, I'll either get -64 to 64 elo (statistically based on random chance)

[pure forum]

ur rating is kinda bad man

work on it.

[flat bronze]

based on data this is what'll happen

[spring field]

i think this is a bad plan

[pure forum]

all that math and stuck as a 1500 😭

[old lantern]

I just played the most DISGUSTING move of my life

[pure forum]

I am better

(pls dont bully i am jokin-)

[flat bronze]

its my alt bruv

[old lantern]

point is hes up 12 points of material

but all his pieces are completely paralyzed

nf4-bh3-re3-rf3 he is helpless

[spring field]

woww

[trail vortex]

what a sequence

[flat bronze]

I'm really 1100 lmao

[gray briar]

yo

[pallid lichen]

Any advice on how to get out of 1800

[trail vortex]

no

[pure forum]

get better?

Anyway it depends

[pallid lichen]

Is buying the diamond membership worth it

[pure forum]

I dont know your flaws so i cant tell you how

[pure forum]

Nah just use lichess analysis

[pallid lichen]

What’s the highest rating on puzzles

[mild zinc]

I got 100 accuracy there 💀

[spring field]

more opening prep idfk

[uneven turret]

this kid is literally 1600 @slow folio @zealous marsh

[spring field]

how is anyone meant to give meaningful advice to that question

[quasi nova]

Am I locked in or does Rxb7 not just cook black

[pallid lichen]

My opening is good but it’s the middle game where I fall apart

[uneven turret]

I would get it if they picked like Khuong Duy but bro this 7yo is only 1600 and got televised

How much did bro’s parents pay

[trail vortex]

it makes things easier, I always want to review my games with game review and then have to use wintrchess or Lichess

[harsh kite]

its ok flan

its ok to be normal and not a prodigy

[uneven turret]

🥹

[mild zinc]

Fr

[trail vortex]

there is no normal, only average

[harsh kite]

normalize being mid!

[spring field]

i mean thats impressive for like a normal kid

[harsh kite]

literally same thing

if you dont stand out you are average

aka normal

[uneven turret]

kid has a higher FIDE than me 🥀

I’m actually washed

[trail vortex]

average is normal, but normal isn't average

[spring field]

maybe thats ok

[harsh kite]

deep

[spring field]

theres always a kid whos going to be younger and better, dont let that get in the way of improving and having fun with the game

[mild zinc]

Wtf 😭

[uneven turret]

Actually kid only has a blitz rating?

[mild zinc]

Chat I want help ,, I am not able to connect my acc

[uneven turret]

??

WHY IS HE IN TELEVISION BEING 1700 FIDE

[spring field]

please calm down 😭

[trail vortex]

kid don't want bullet brainrot and doesn't want to wait a decade until opponent moves either

[uneven turret]

You’re right

[spring field]

the news station probably had no good stories idk

[shell swallow]

You're probably the only one still thinking about him being on tv

[uneven turret]

I need to calm myself down

[last badger]

Yeah this is why I cant watch thechessnerd youtube content anymore.... 🥀

[trail vortex]

television is just a screen showing pixels, nobody is in a television only the light that hits the retina of your eye

[uneven turret]

BRO

Don’t do my boy Zach dirty like that

[spring field]

this video NEEDS a betterhelp sponsor please tell me it has one

[last badger]

Yo Zach trying so hard 😢

[heady oar]

studying chess for 20 mins? I'd shot myself regardless

[trail vortex]

I hate chess

[plucky kelp]

Same

[little summit]

me too

[lusty vortex]

Is playing 30 min rapid real

[plucky kelp]

Online? No

[trail vortex]

yes I've played that beforr

[uneven turret]

Original video he studied for eight hours

[lusty vortex]

No I know it’s real but does anybody actively seek to play a 30 min match 💔😭

[trail vortex]

ive played 30 mins and higher in lichess, and I've played 30 min in chesscom too

[plucky kelp]

Hai flan

[uneven turret]

konichiwa torubitu-chan

[plucky kelp]

No

[uneven turret]

hyd :3

[plucky kelp]

I'm doing gud! :3
Hbu? UwU

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> zacharydevlin

This is the Chess.com profile of zacharydevlin. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1636 (1701 peak)
Blitz: 1303 (1353 peak)
Bullet: 1120 (1261 peak)

[trail vortex]

15 + 10 is good enough for chesscom, you can actually play longer time controls in lichess against online players

[unique ledge]

ayo, why is this innaccurate??????

[uneven turret]

I just finished bankrupting a KBBQ spot and now my body figure looks like an mpreg fanart

[twilit sonnet]

how tf does message requests work on chess.com

[uneven turret]

🫃

[unique ledge]

wait it isn't

[trail vortex]

it's never innacurate, your chess games are

[storm brook]

Bro my dream is a wooden board with German chess pieces

[uneven turret]

no but the food was good lmaoo

[storm brook]

Wbu guys

[uneven turret]

i’m drunk from all the beef I inhaled tho

[unique ledge]

holy flip my peak for blitz is 1350, not 1300, I thought I hit a new high
I was about to flex, ig I need to hit 1400 for that

[plucky kelp]

Lol

[uneven turret]

My dream is to buy anything I want

[unique ledge]

brb in a few weeks with 1400 in blitz, bye chat

[uneven turret]

I can’t do shit with a chess board

[trail vortex]

few MONTHS?

[spring field]

edited from months to weeks #itsoverforyou

[unique ledge]

weeks, maybe two

[plucky kelp]

My dream is a dream

[trail vortex]

"I have a dream"

[pallid lichen]

What is the highest puzzle rating on chess.com

[unique ledge]

Im 1650 in rapid, 1400 in blitz is bound to happen

[plucky kelp]

No

[trail vortex]

depends on what you play more, my peak rapid was 1598 rn 1540 and peak bullet was 1400

[pallid lichen]

What’s the best time control to improve

[unique ledge]

ofc it depends on what you play more
I have the tactics of a 1650 in rapid and will simply get speedier at calculating them, I am working on my blitz and am playing it more atm

[plucky kelp]

Rapid

[trail vortex]

prolly over 3500

or sm like that

I'm never playing bullet again, maybe blitz here and there but I now mostly torture myself with 15 + 10 and 10 min

[plucky kelp]

My dream is dream dreams of dreaming where dream dreams that dream never dreamed

[ionic ledge]

YET ANOTHER PAWN MATE LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[pallid lichen]

Is England gambit refuted?

[tired hamlet]

HE'S BACK

[trail vortex]

kind of, at high level yes

[uneven turret]

Yes

[pallid lichen]

What’s a ‘high level’

[plucky kelp]

Not your level

[unique ledge]

What does vro know about friendship when he prefers self-righteousness over friendship, that's wild chat

[uneven turret]

There’s a refutation if you’re willing to learn it

[trail vortex]

I just play d4 e5 dxe5 Nc6 Nf3 Qe2 Nc3 Qxe2 then e4 letting them take the pawn back

[uneven turret]

Real

[plucky kelp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/697472146469028030/970390812137521192/caption.gif

[thorn cliff]

Spilled 40 rapid rating (again)

[pallid lichen]

Do you enjoy chess more when you’re at a higher level

[twilit sonnet]

dont worry it happens to the best of us

[trail vortex]

they're all just as confused and depressed

[twilit sonnet]

lmao

[thorn cliff]

No, I get upset because I know I won’t understand chess as well as those higher than me

[fluid kayak]

I got banned yesterday

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Mafia Don (metar_taf)

This is the Chess.com profile of metar_taf. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Mafia Don (metar_taf)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2315 (2376 peak)
Blitz: 2419 (peak)
Bullet: 2711 (2742 peak)

[unique ledge]

Im back, only to leave again ^-^

[pallid lichen]

Chess is mostly just pattern recognition right ?

[unique ledge]

I was back because I thought I hit a peak and I was gonna flex it

[fluid kayak]

Impressing

[thorn cliff]

started at 2354 today

[twilit sonnet]

i think thats universal unless ur magnus

these 1200's pmo

[trail vortex]

and having a feel for structures and resulting middlegames of openings, memorizing opening lines, finding novelties, knowing the middlegame plans, knowing how to convert the littlest of practical endgame advantages, and there's still a significant portion of chess for human thinking

[mild zinc]

I played after a break ,, made a new acc and I got this rating

[trail vortex]

also knowing how to make it really hard for your opponent to win when they have a little endgame advantage

[pure forum]

so pattern recognition and theory?

dont make it sound so deep for no reason smh

Chess is easy tbh

[trail vortex]

do middlegame plans count as theory?

[pure forum]

so boring

[pure forum]

No but they are derived from pattern recognition

and reasoning

[trail vortex]

there's still long term planning

[twilit sonnet]

chess is rlly hard wdym ;-;

[pallid lichen]

I just try to simplify most of the time and gain small advantages I can’t do long term planning

[pure forum]

it isnt.

[pallid lichen]

Usually I win in endgames

[pure forum]

I have been playing only for a couple months and im doing fairly well

[twilit sonnet]

i simplify to the end game which im better at

[twilit sonnet]

i guess its different for everyone

it is a mental sport

[pure forum]

yeah im like 2k

[twilit sonnet]

dang

[trail vortex]

and ideas such as prophylaxis (i always spell that wrong) where you anticipate opponent's threats and neutralize them before they even happen, people like Karpov neutralized plans 5+ moves deep of opponents

[pallid lichen]

Wow

[pure forum]

i started around mid october

[twilit sonnet]

im 1107 and i started in 2022

😭

[pure forum]

Those ideas came from reasoning and pattern recognition....

[trail vortex]

reasoning takes a great time to refine

[tired bane]

hi

[pure forum]

At its core its just reasoning, pattern recognition and optionally theory

[pallid lichen]

I’m 1800 and I have been playing since I was 6 ( I didn’t play seriously I just learnt the rules )

[pure forum]

Eh I dont reason since i only play for like 2 to 3 months.. my pattern recognition carried me to 2k

[twilit sonnet]

dang thats a high rating

[pure forum]

🤣

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> CM Jesse Zafirakos (icy)

This is the Chess.com profile of icy. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: CM Jesse Zafirakos (icy)
Title: Candidate Master
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2472 (2494 peak)
Blitz: 2659 (2681 peak)
Bullet: 3052 (3233 peak)

[pure forum]

wtf

[trail vortex]

now pattern recognition your way to GM

[twilit sonnet]

dang a cm???

[pure forum]

easily.

[tired bane]

[flat bronze]

okayy, billykursor (1400 elo) lmao

[pallid lichen]

Can you show me one of your games I want to learn from players better than me

[pure forum]

im tlaking bout on lichess

[flat bronze]

stop the cap bro

[trail vortex]

there's so much positional knowledge needed, and takes so much for good intuition and being able to calculate deep with that

[pure forum]

ill dm u pic

[pallid lichen]

I think after 2k chess is just like impossible

[pure forum]

@flat bronze oink oink 1400

[tired bane]

facts

[sturdy sedge]

why so many hackers

[trail vortex]

Solomon Ruddel became CM and NM with only using Hippopotamus opening as black and white

[pallid lichen]

Do you think it will ever be possible for a human to beat stockfish?

[flat bronze]

ironically u still lost to a 1400

[pure forum]

https://lichess.org/ZLjBhg1W/black

Sure

[twilit sonnet]

bro wtf we have a mutual

[frosty peak]

SecondaryDominant (2003) vs. BillyIsASillyBum (2001)

Move List

1. d4 e5 2. dxe5 Nc6 3. [Nf3] Bc5 4. Nc3 Nge7 5. e4 O-O 6. Bf4 Ng6 7. Bg3 Re8 8. Bc4 Ngxe5 9. Nxe5 Nxe5 10. Bxe5 Rxe5 11. O-O d6 12. Qf3 Be6 13. Bd3 Qd7 14. Rad1 Rg5 15. Rfe1 Re5 16. h3 Re8 17. Qg3 Kh8 18. Kh1 f6 19. Be2 Bf7 20. f4 R5e7 21. e5 fxe5 22. fxe5 Rxe5 23. Bg4 Rxe1+ 24. Rxe1 Qc6 25. Rxe8+ Qxe8 26. Kh2 Bg6 27. Qf3 c6 28. Bf5 Qe5+ 29. g3 Qxf5 30. Qe2 Qxc2 

[trail vortex]

NO

[tired bane]

lmao are you aussie

[trail vortex]

Magnus prime without Stockfish having queen can't beat stickfish 17

[pure forum]

Yeah cuz I was messing around my winrate was 85% over 60 games. sit down

[twilit sonnet]

no im american i do know a lot of australians tho

and new zealanders

[tired bane]

how do you know our mutual

[twilit sonnet]

lets see

[pure forum]

also for htis yes i know i missed one pin at the start lol

[twilit sonnet]

minecraft lol

[tired bane]

o

i went to school with him

[twilit sonnet]

oh wow

the world really is small

[signal oasis]

Yo jeeza wsp

[nova dust]

chess hardest game oat

[pallid lichen]

Crazy how people were saying clash royale is harder than chess

[tired bane]

hi

[twilit sonnet]

ehhhh

[tired bane]

that’s facts

[trail vortex]

there are harder games but chess is the most popular of them all

[twilit sonnet]

those P.E.K.K.A pmo tho so i agree

[trail vortex]

like Shogi, having an even more bigger complexity

[pallid lichen]

I don’t know how to play shogi

[trail vortex]

and then other chess variatiants like one made by capablanca

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> doryetuosenbcakohn

This is the Chess.com profile of doryetuosenbcakohn. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2375 (peak)
Blitz: 2600 (peak)
Bullet: 2508 (peak)

[torn sparrow]

No chess is 100x complex bro

[trail vortex]

how

[nova dust]

chess> mc> anything else

[pure forum]

mc is so crap

[twilit sonnet]

is this just a positional mistake 😭

im confused

[pallid lichen]

Chess is complex but there is like a point

[trail vortex]

Shogi is literally way more complex than chess

[nova dust]

iduno what that is

[twilit sonnet]

i mean theres a point to clash

[pure forum]

Real men use chesskid

[torn sparrow]

Chess has closed pawn structures this never happens in ahogi

[trail vortex]

being able to drop pieces back adds a level of complexity that far exceeds chess

[pallid lichen]

Nah clash is super easy js count the elixir

[magic shard]

Rc6/Rd7 wins material

[compact carbon]

yiu los a pawn

[torn sparrow]

Shogi is just more tactical real strategy is seen in chess

[twilit sonnet]

oh

[tired bane]

Dor play me in bullet

[twilit sonnet]

im slow 😭

[pure forum]

guys is it illegal if i make a chesskids account to bully kids?

im bout to bully them so badly

[compact carbon]

Rc6 d5 Rd6 and you los the d pawn

[magic shard]

💀 I am so tired right now I'd only play unrated

[pure forum]

my goal is to destroy them so brutally they quit chess

[pallid lichen]

I think playing against bots is the worst thing to do for improvement

[torn sparrow]

True fact

[magic shard]

bots don't understand how to play like a human

[topaz mango]

the worst thing to do for improvement is eating broccoli

[tired bane]

green flower

[torn sparrow]

But humans are obsessed with their moves in the opening

[tired bane]

let’s play like 9 bullet games

[torn sparrow]

The 3500-2500 pool can't be that empty bro

[magic shard]

yes farm greenflower so that I can pass him by sitting

[spring field]

im 1700 on lichess and 1250 on chess.com ;-;

[magic shard]

I need this aura

[tired bane]

seeking in the pool is a very silly idea

[torn sparrow]

Bro has people he is scared from

[magic shard]

what's going on with that
I notice as people are getting higher they stop finding random games and play more people in matches

[tired bane]

well when i challenge people i challenge people i think i can farm

[torn sparrow]

Its selective bias only the people which play in matches can get higher rating bro

[trail vortex]

I think to be GM in chess, just think that you are the king and you'll try extra hard to win and survive 🤯🤯

[tired bane]

if you’re manually opening the seek graph and accepting my 10s+0.1 challenge you’re the one who thinks you can farm me

[magic shard]

I guess that makes sense

what about for rapid and blitz

is it the same thing there too

[tired bane]

if you’re not overrated and playing normal 1+0 then just seek lol

no just seek lol

[torn sparrow]

Actually if hikaru challenged you don't accept because you can farm him you want the games bro

[tired bane]

i would farm hikaru so hard in 10s wdym

i would probably win the match even

[torn sparrow]

I mean blitz

[tired bane]

well then yeah

[trail vortex]

nah bru Hikaru is sm else

[torn sparrow]

Arkadiy khroamev secret hikaru alt

[tired bane]

lol

[trail vortex]

he solves puzzles in hyperbullet speeds

[magic shard]

hikaru is washed

[tired bane]

do people just not know that he quit hyperbullet

and loses every time scramble in 1+0

[torn sparrow]

Not every

[tired bane]

lol

[magic shard]

the glaze is kind of crazy though
on magnus and hikaru

[torn sparrow]

Alireza is the real bullet goat bro

[sour pagoda]

gukesh better

[trail vortex]

Magnus is valid tho for most of his reign, even today

[sour pagoda]

just cuz Im indian

[magic shard]

alireza is my goat

https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExbTJmbzI1dGFmMWcxN2JrbnFxMWJxdXNmNzhkaHUwa2s2YzkyZHJjcCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/40gyk786kJt7ukvDmU/giphy.gif

[sour pagoda]

Gukesh team tho

https://tenor.com/view/gukesh-chess-world-champion-sigma-stare-gif-8994487215246676137

[signal oasis]

My classical game
Avg centipawn loss of 3 🥶🥶🥶🥶

[torn sparrow]

I would report you otb vro

[magic shard]

bro thinks he's jai

[signal oasis]

There's a reason why am almost master level but just fk it up under ressure

[merry bough]

97.0% accuracy does not mean 3 ACPL

[signal oasis]

@magic shard yk I had this very beautiful game the other day

[signal oasis]

Huh

[trail vortex]

bro using Gothamchess logic

[merry bough]

That’s not what ACPL means dawg

[signal oasis]

Nah I consistently fk up on round 8 out of 9 when am top 3

[magic shard]

I hit 2600 blitz

[merry bough]

You see games with >100 ACPL

[signal oasis]

[Event "?"]
[Site "?"]
[Date "2025.12.20"]
[Round "?"]
[White ""]
[Black " "]
[Result "0-1"]
[WhiteElo "17"]
[BlackElo "?"]

1. d4 Nf6 2. Nc3 d5 3. Bf4 a6 4. e3 e6 5. a3 c5 6. Nf3 b5 7. dxc5 Bxc5 8. Bd3 Bb7 9. Qe2 Nc6 10. O-O Qe7 11. e4 d4 12. e5 dxc3 13. exf6 Qxf6 14. Bg5 Nd4 15. Bxf6 Nxe2+ 16. Bxe2 gxf6 17. bxc3 Bc6 18. Rfd1 Ke7 19. Nd4 Bd7 20. c4 bxc4 21. Bxc4 Rhc8 22. Bb3 Rab8 23. Ne2 Bc6 24. Kf1 Bd6 25. g3 Be5 26. Ra2 Be4 27. Re1 f5 28. f4 Bf6 29. Rd1 Rb7 30. Nc1 Rc3 31. Rd2 h5 32. Ne2 Rf3+ 33. Ke1 h4 34. Rd1 hxg3 35. hxg3 Bc3+ 36. Nxc3 Rxc3 37. Kf2 Rf3+ 38. Ke2 Rxg3 39. Rf1 Rc7 40. Rf2 Rcc3 41. Rb2 Bc6 42. Kd2 a5 43. Ke1 a4 44. Ba2 Rxa3 45. Rb6 Bf3 46. Bb1 Rg1+ 47. Rf1 Rxf1+ 48. Kxf1 Ra1 49. Kf2 Be4 50. Ke3 a3 51. Kd4 a2 52. Bxa2 Rxa2 53. c4 Kf6 54. c5 Rd2+ 55. Kc4 Rd3 56. Ra6 Rf3 57. c6 Bd3+ 0-1 @magic shard

[torn sparrow]

Don't tell him vro

[signal oasis]

POGGGG. Btw I also hit 2400

[torn sparrow]

White Elo: 17💔

[merry bough]

97% accuracy is usually around 6-7 ACPL

[trail vortex]

bro we're mortals here ain't no one finna read this and put this in their mind's nonexistent chess board

[magic shard]

mega endgame grind 🔥 YOU KEEDED HIM

[signal oasis]

FAX , great bishop coordination by me , might be my best games ever

[signal oasis]

https://Lichess.org/board-editor

[tired hamlet]

please keep chat chess-related or i will report you to the mods without an ounce of regret or sympathy or empathy or mercy thank you for your attention

[signal oasis]

Still not bad 😭

[trail vortex]

bro want me to manually play the moves 😭

[merry bough]

This server needs +snipe like another server I’m on

[magic shard]

very very very nice win

[merry bough]

Shows the last deleted message

[signal oasis]

Just input the pgn

[signal oasis]

Thanks!!

[merry bough]

Bruh I have this correspondence game where I’m up 2 pawns in a rook endgame but my opponent won’t resign

[signal oasis]

Sounds like skill issue

[merry bough]

Like vro you’re cooked

[tired hamlet]

bro*

[merry bough]

vro

[tired hamlet]

IT'S BRO

my ocd can't handle vro

[tired hamlet]

PLEASE VOTE BRO

[merry bough]

I’ve seen people use vro

If bro wins on the poll I will not use vro on this server again

I will abstain from the poll

[tired hamlet]

if it's a tie, you have to use bvro

[merry bough]

No

[tired hamlet]

Yes

[merry bough]

I made one specific promise, that’s it

[tired hamlet]

If vro wins, I'll leave the server. If bro wins, you have to use bro. If it's a tie, I'll stay and we both have to use bvro

[flat bronze]

I can only see (not correct)
e7+ Kxe7 Rxb7+ Qxb7 Bxc5+ Kd7
or
Qh8+ Nxh8 Rh8+ Ke7 Rxb7+ Qxb7 Bxc5+ Kxe6
or
e7+ Nxe7 Rxb7 Qxb7 Bxc5
I know I'm wrong, what is the solution?

[manic abyss]

my chess lore theory is that a queen is a child of a bishop and a rook

king is a a pawn-promoted queen that grew old after endless battle

[merry bough]

Agreed

[tired hamlet]

can't believe u want me to leave smh

[manic abyss]

knights are kinda like ninja, bad at frontal assault but good with trickery, etc

[merry bough]

https://tenor.com/view/nichijou-anime-handshake-bros-shake-hands-gif-12270042

please vote

If there’s only 1 vote that’s not the two of us with 1 minute left on the poll, I’m cancelling the poll

[pallid lichen]

How to delete your chess account

[manic abyss]

i can help

can you give me your username and password so I can help?

[pallid lichen]

👍

[pure forum]

and your <1000 in rating.

[grave sorrel]

can soomeone help evaluate a position for me?

[merry bough]

Hey, @tired hamlet if I abstain you abstain

[pure forum]

sir what is this??

[tired hamlet]

bet

[manic abyss]

HOW DID YOU KNOW

[pure forum]

and of course its the <1000 doing that

[grave sorrel]

just a bit of mental calculation moves

[pure forum]

🤫

[grave sorrel]

im 2452

this is my smurf acc

[merry bough]

istg can people please vote in the poll

[pure forum]

Why are you bullying <1000's?

[pallid lichen]

No need to do allat

[grave sorrel]

everyone suffers in life

[tired hamlet]

or don't

[pure forum]

(I judge you while I made a chesskid account to bully kids)

[merry bough]

The poll is “bro or vro”

[tired hamlet]

so i can stay in the server

[pure forum]

Great men think alike

[pallid lichen]

Where is the poll

[pure forum]

Chesskid is good for bullying

Thats what I did anyway

[cosmic ruin]

Someone with premium please analyze this for my friend
https://www.chess.com/game/computer/501404759

[manic abyss]

what always baffle me is that people actually play chess

[frosty peak]

RoastResurrection4 (1619) vs. Abominable-Chessman-BOT (1825)

Move List

1. Nf3 d5 2. d4 Nf6 3. Bf4 c5 4. c3 Nbd7 5. dxc5 Nxc5 6. e3 Bd7 7. Nbd2 Qb6 8. Nb3 Ne6 9. Bg3 Bb5 10. Bd3 Bxd3 11. Qxd3 Qa6 12. Qxa6 bxa6 13. O-O-O Rd8 14. h3 Ne4 15. Nfd4 Nxd4 16. Nxd4 Rc8 17. Rhf1 e6 18. Bh2 Bd6 19. Bxd6 Nxd6 20. f3 Ke7 21. Rfe1 e5 22. Nb3 Ke6 23. Kb1 Nc4 24. f4 f6 25. g4 Rhd8 26. h4 a5 27. Re2 a4 28. Nc1 Rb8 29. Nd3 Rdc8 30. f5+ Ke7 31. Nb4 Rb5 32. Nxd5+ Kf7 33. Nb4 Rb7 34. Nd5 Rcb8 35. Nb4 a5 36. Nd3 e4 37. Nc5 Rxb2+ 38. Rxb2 Rxb2+ 39. Kc1 Rxa2 40. Rd7+ Kg8 41. Ne6 Ra1+ 42. Kc2 a3 43. Rxg7+ Kh8 44. Rc7 Nxe3+ 45. Kd2 Nf1+ 46. Ke2 h5 47. g5 Ng3+ 48. Ke3 Re1+ 49. Kf4 a2 50. Rc8+ Kh7 51. g6+ Kh6 52. Rh8# 

[merry bough]

#💬〡chess-talk message

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> gm_sukhmansandhu

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Premium Member: True
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 658 (peak)
Blitz: 360 (434 peak)
Bullet: 314 (455 peak)

[merry bough]

You know, we can delete the poll and forget this

[weak parrot]

658

[merry bough]

Because right now vro is winning

[pallid lichen]

Vro is nice

[weak parrot]

Goated

[tired hamlet]

No, it's okay. I must keep my word.

[sleek fox]

I like Chess.

[merry bough]

I didn’t mean for this to happen

It’s only a 1 hour poll

[north seal]

We all been there at some point 💔

[tired hamlet]

If vro wins, I leave the server. If bro wins, I stay.

[pallid lichen]

Under 1000 for sure

[north seal]

Should've voted vro

[pure forum]

Chess is easy

[merry bough]

I refuse to condone this behavior

I don’t want anyone leaving the server

[sleek fox]

Everyone can see my rating range.

[pure forum]

Guys is it ok and totally normal that I made a chesskid account to bully kids?

[merry bough]

Unless they’re not nice

[tired hamlet]

It won't be your fault. Trust

[merry bough]

Bruh get out

[pallid lichen]

Yes I made one and I did that too

[merry bough]

Don’t bully kids if you’re not a kid

[pure forum]

Im helping them improve 🙂

And toughening them up

[merry bough]

You better not be playing 1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.Bc4 Nd4 as black, that just makes kids cry and quit chess

[pure forum]

i dedass move my king around then proceed to destroy them

[merry bough]

Fried Liver as white tho, that’s okay, kids play that against each other all the time

[quasi nova]

Would 17 still be able to bully kids then

[pure forum]

or i just play e4 or d4

[pallid lichen]

I use bongcloud

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Jason K. (jasonk23)

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Name: Jason K. (jasonk23)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1607 (peak)
Blitz: 1851 (peak)
Bullet: 1508 (peak)

[pure forum]

if chesskid allowed me to use chat

I would teach those kids to be psychologically resistant too

but now I can only help them be better at chess

[merry bough]

Okay now that’s just mean

I play Atomic Chess to bully low rated players but I’m not targeting kids

And I play the objectively best moves, it just happens that those moves also win quickly if you don’t know what you’re doing

[flat bronze]

@broken turtle

[quasi nova]

Its teaching them to be resilient in the face of a stronger opponent

[pure forum]

are you telling me, losing in 15 moves and getting a king walk into e4 or e5 does not help them improve their chess skills? WHAT A LIE

[quasi nova]

This seems familiar

[flat bronze]

@quasi nova have you solved this?

[tired hamlet]

CAN PEOPLE VOTE. IF VRO WINS, I HAVE TO LEAVE THE SERVER. IF BRO WINS, I GET TO STAY. IF IT'S A TIE, I STAY BUT LILY AND I BOTH HAVE TO USE BVRO FROM NOW ON

[merry bough]

Playing deliberately bad moves in the hopes that your opponent will blunder is bad sportsmanship and a disgrace to the sport

ISTG VOTE IN THE POLL

[pallid lichen]

Magnus Carlson used to play on chess kids

[pure forum]

Chesskid should introduce chat

[kindred crypt]

hi

[pure forum]

So I can improve my "lessons" to those kids

[merry bough]

Take your vote off the poll, you said you would abstain

[quasi nova]

Yeah I did. I forgot to reply mb 💔. There's quite a few little moves black can do after Rxb7 but they all lead to mate

[tired hamlet]

but how do i know if u did

[pure forum]

I will TAKE THEM OF ALL THEIR pieces and bishop mate htem

[merry bough]

It should say who voted

[tired hamlet]

ah ok done

[flat bronze]

we are solving it

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> bishopstwouniversesaway

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1833 (peak)
Blitz: 1526 (1713 peak)
Bullet: 1595 (peak)

[quasi nova]

Rxb7, Qxb7, Bxc5+, Ke8, Qh8+, Nxh8, Rxh8# is the more straightforward line

[pure forum]

answer is king &3

[pure forum]

shush 1200

[quasi nova]

Who's we vro, are you and the squad solving ts

[quasi nova]

1306 🤓

[pure forum]

ur prolly worse than the kids on chesskid who i crap on

[merry bough]

Bruh one of my correspondence games bout to have simultaneous promotion this is going to be a pain

[topaz mango]

is it Rxb7? Qxb7 Bc5+ (any move) Qh8 with mate to follow

[quasi nova]

Took me like 2 minutes to solve, I knew Bxc5+ would win so I figured out Rxb7 to threaten mate and deflect the queen from c5

[quasi nova]

Yes, it is 👍

[pallid lichen]

Play against the chess kids and make all of your pawns into knights

[pure forum]

all that yap to be a 1300 💀

Disappointing, I reached 2k in 3 months

[topaz mango]

oh nice

[pure forum]

on lichess.

[quasi nova]

I don't play chess online so I've been idling at 1300 elo, I probably should play online to see where I'm at but I can't be bothered ngl

This mf not even connected he's probably a 400

[topaz mango]

lol same.

[tired hamlet]

VOTE BRO IN THE POLL OR IM GONNA HAVE TO LEAVE THE SERVER BRUH

[quasi nova]

What poll vro

[pure forum]

nah 2k+ lichess in 3 months, get gud

[tired hamlet]

@quasi nova

[quasi nova]

Done

[topaz mango]

what exactly do u mean by simultaneous promotion?

[merry bough]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[pure forum]

anyway get good 1300, reach atleast 1600(even that is bad)

[tired hamlet]

why'd u vote for vro 😭

[quasi nova]

Yeah and I'm a billionaire vro, nothing to support your claims ahh

[pure forum]

check dm's

[quasi nova]

It's vro vro

[topaz mango]

eloism o.o

[merry bough]

I mean one side promotes and then the other side promotes right after, like a6 f2 a7 f1=Q a8=Q

[tired hamlet]

imma have to leave the server now

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> gm_sukhmansandhu

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 666 (peak)
Blitz: 360 (434 peak)
Bullet: 314 (455 peak)

[pure forum]

get good 1300

[quasi nova]

Vro don't go

[weak parrot]

666

[topaz mango]

i see. so why are we expressing an opinion about it?

[merry bough]

Why not

[tired hamlet]

if vro wins, i gotta leave the server. that's the deal i made with lily

[topaz mango]

lol

[merry bough]

Just an interesting poll