#💬〡chess-talk
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ight
I have accidently sent too many challenges
glaze
Hi
Whats up Mr. X
Yep
Why are sound like an male
pov: you have no clue what to do after your opponent doesnt fall for your trap
yo who wanna 1v1
I'll play you
pov: you dont know how to screenshot
BitBagels
You streaming?
i can, discord is just dysfunctional on my pc
na
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Rapid: 464 (peak)
Blitz: 437 (peak)
Bullet: 419 (peak)
alright @daring notch
chess is not real dude im going to jump
same
uh
jump up and down in rage
Chess is ess less mess flex
not the other jump
ah.
@daring notch we gonna play
Wait sorry
wtf
its all good
Epic checkmate
what could that POSSIBLY MEAN
aw i was gonna do the other jump
⁉️
we're thinking about the same jump
bros checkmating in call of duty mobile
Yes, for ten k’s he’ll cave a chicken chest ess
boutta do that jump 🙏
What
What
Whats this aspect ratio?
hi twin
Que
Wagwan
eating chest pieces
iPad 💪
My chess love confession
nice pfp twan
Vro is NOR Jamaican
I am Jamaican
Ts is 4:3 😭
You're European
Do u like elephant man
But I have half a kilo of weed in my glove box
Less fast for chess
Snoop Dogg
Yes, y’all the dub will get you trickles
The best ballers pitch in and rub together nickels
Is that why you're Jamaican? Becuase you have weed?
Trickles? Tickles
Its common knowledge
Ballet
Whats common knowledge
It
What is rhat it
A knowledge that is common
@sewermodsuwu
A devilish tickle
I have been advised not to say what I was gonna
So British or British
Both
I feel praised
What did praised do to deserve this
wth was that @daring notch
He deceived me grrr
I praised feel
Praised feel i
Bro ik lol
Praised I feel
I got distracted
Magnum carlsberg
Feel I praised
selassie
I know that guy
Lmao you posted that
I prafeelised
Ready for a match?
PraIfeelish
sure
Yeah 1v1 me rust
1v1 me bit
Foot fetish
son
Yall are losers
That cought me off guard LMAO
What was ur username
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Name: Josh Tomson (joshtomson)
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Streamer: False
Rapid: 464 (peak)
Blitz: 454 (peak)
Bullet: 419 (peak)
🔥 🔥 🔥
Smileish
Can we play chess? If I win, I get to lick those toes
I’ll play to lose
Ta helly elly, I'd accept but I'll lose so Nuh uh :3
yo f18 whats your username
joshtomson
Yoh don't know mah mind UwU
you should face reveal
hate it when that happens
hes probably 7 years old bro
Name: CM Jesse Zafirakos (icy)
Title: Candidate Master
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2472 (2494 peak)
Blitz: 2665 (2681 peak)
Bullet: 3020 (3233 peak)
Name: CM Jesse Zafirakos (icy)
Title: Candidate Master
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2472 (2494 peak)
Blitz: 2665 (2681 peak)
Bullet: 3020 (3233 peak)
Chesscom is the least racist website to Indians. Ask @torn sparrow
Develop your king to e2
Also a black person hating indians. Not implying anything, just a fact
bro hes over 6 times your elo pack it up
u think i care
Isn't him Austrian
i wanna see if i can beat a CM
Hey I’ve seen this one before
you cant lmai
omg are you a grandmaster
He is but he's racist to em
that's alot of elo
icy play me
if you beat him everyone is literally gonna report you
i wanna see if i can do decent
ok let’s play!!
correction, if he even comes CLOSE to beating him everybody is gonna report him
bet
@tired bane You remind me of another juice wrld fan who went by "AI". Super high elo but was probably cheating
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Name: Josh Tomson (joshtomson)
Premium Member: False
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Streamer: False
Rapid: 464 (peak)
Blitz: 454 (peak)
Bullet: 419 (peak)
Is that ICE? Please don't deport me
send me a challenge icy
😱
Ring any bells or nah
im gonna lock tf in
ant picks fight with elephant ahh
omg it's jeeza
Yes mah son, I've lived for thousand of years 🙏🙂↕️
icy have u played against woodward before
dor !
@tired bane request to play me sirrrrrrr
yeah
Omg its my door
literally this past friday
omg
i was watching him play 30sec on lichess and damn that guys good
ICY
Could not be me
f18!!
jeeza is incredible at hyperbullet chess
math exam of doom
im gonna send a challenge to you
f18 is your username f18 because you put pieces on to f18 square
hate it when that happens i can’t lie
cram revise for 2 nights in advance and just do practice questions until you can’t fail
😱
accept the damn match
well i got a 87 on it and i didnt study. just about 90 questions on it
ok let me get on pc !
math can't be real
What topics?
ok jarrad anthony higgins
I never seen a 500 so badly wanting to get in a match with a 2600
i almost beat a 2300 b4
Just play an engine atp, same result
Ive seen worse
couldn't even tell u, i knew like 10 questions out of 90
Ima prepare analysis gng
i lost to a 2300 wit a winning position
i prayed about 50 times the night before
wdym
same
Hes not gonna win
How’d you get 87 then 😭
You'd literally have to get a stroke or some terrible thing happen to you mid game for him to win that
things just happen, I had to get a good grade I can't get kicked from sports
if I do im stuck playing chess
Understandable
ryanair so based
I know
its so based how corporations can just like tweet and comment on posts
it's my favorite type of capitalist slop
It's often funny
w capitalism
What is bodens mate
it is a checkmate
ok this guy is not 400 lmao
How do you do it
I've literally remembered and forgot again 😭
Who
i am
A cool criss cross mate
check my profile
Is it true?? Italian is now better than Ruy Lopez
no
How do you do the bodens mate
Idk if better but it's easier to play imo
it’s not just easier it’s more of an advantage, which the engine says
I still like more the Ruy Lopez
use better engine plz
bro think he Magnus
Ye but in a human pov it's easier to play and actually more drawish
fairs
cough cough Bobby Fischer
wdym by that
Use a bishop
Two bishops mate right? I genuinely forgot what is this mate
either fake account or hes just cheating
Ok, I reached 1500, should I learn English or stay with Italian
Do you gain genuine satisfaction by saying that
A bishop/queen cuts off a square
Another delivers the mate
but who has a fake account with 1.7k games 
You hope for it
100 games
Hey tips on 1500 what build
Yk, my advise is to always try to keep expanding your knowledge on one opening, but it's not bad to know another one too, don't need to be in depth 🙂 it's on u buddy
Dude look it up
how many openings do I need to know with good amount of theories known
@storm brook I’ve always been fond of the English
you just need to know your white opening, black opening against e4 and against d4 and thats it
Believe it or not I invented the Halloween gambit
so 4 openings?
Deep theory isn’t really needed at your level
Learn ruy lopez
Give a look at strategical chess, like weak squares, imbalances, weakness, when to exchange and when not to, there's a YouTube channel whom is perfect for that, it's called Dr can's chess clinic, it helped me a lot at my 1500s to 1600s
technically 3 but your white opening often has tons of black variations
Best advice I got what just do what works for you
What about queens gambit
It’s good
wait so, 1 opening for white
2 for black against e4 and d4
Proof muhehehehehe
Kings gambit is where the moneys at 🤑🤑
Idk how effective this would be, I'd choose 1 against both e4 and d4 only, and one for white but if u will 2 for white
okay so my Arsenal is,
E4: Italian
For black: Kings Indian defense and Caro kann or sicillian
gg @tired bane
exams over
chess arc over for now
hello League of Legends
thanks for reminding me why i dont play blitz here
Me
did he win lmao
i sold so hard bro if i didnt take the pawn
lost
Peak! Just try picking one for black as your main black opening so you play it more often and know more about, just so you can feel more comfortable and confident
Which sicilian vro
You can even play the caro against d4 lol
nah hes just underrated by 1800 elo bro
hello smurf
Kinda of, it'll become a Slavic which is a bit different
is anyone in chat 2420+ bullet
maybe stop smurfing
I could be if u let me farm🙏
2600 yes
I mean it does kind of depend on the move order. You can still get your LSB out
if i was a smurf watch my first ever game of chess i played
go on
people like you are allowed to vote 💔
Oh yee, it'll depend on our opponent response
its just weird that u go on a streak of won games, then u lose one after resigning in 10 moves
hes so good
kinda sus
i mouse slip
"nah man just trust me"
I taught him the niemann technique vro
username
Imagine bro actually lives in idk North Korea
😭
"i slipped and fell and a shawarma dropped in my mouth"
Against the London I like doing the caro-ish set up with Qb6 and chasing whites DSB
my current bullet streak is almost as impressive as f18
i mouse slipped here by accdient
i resigened
if you admit to smurfing ill give you a kiss
I love this qb6 type of move XD, a lot of people overreact and create a weakness 🔥
im not smurfing bro
u have several
who tf smurfs for 1700 games im more willing to believe vro started cheating recently
is this a weird kink, do getting cheating accusations just do something to u
this guy does
Early Queen moves can be lethal but a lot of beginners mess it up lol
"started recently" 1700 games vro
nah im js telling u i dont smurf
i been playing since 2023
oh you dirty dog
LOL
Oh yeee, as long as there's no way they can take advantage of it, a queen active it's pretty good
What's bro elo
Do you run your chessbase in the backround or is it really 26 hour preparation for opponent?
bro a 1900 just hung their rook against me and i was watching yt the entire time since hes one of those long thinkers
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Blitz: 454 (peak)
Bullet: 419 (peak)
Do you wanna play a game?
@potent gulch
tbh i just pray youre smurfing because 500 elo after almost 3 whole years is even more saddening vro
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Rapid: 1766 (peak)
Blitz: 1212 (peak)
Bullet: 1215 (peak)
its just always open in the background doing nothing
Just one more game
one more
Vro prepping for magnus or sum💔
Why do people put "furry gay master" in their name 😬
At which otb rating it starts to be usufull?
guys I need help
Ouh, why are people calling you a Smurf tho @primal pier
what is the best move
What opening is easier to play with as a 1500 since im a e5 player
Sicillian or Carokann
😭
caro
Help pls
like 1700 if youre locked in or like 2000 generally
they constantly brag about how they win games against higher rates opponents
I'd love to but I'm extremely mentally tired 😭 I've decided to challenge myself and play 4 15+10 today XD
Caro kann
bc im not a f8king smurf and bc i do good against good or decent players im a smurf apparently
well maybe because he just kept up with a cm. and most of his losses are resigns after 8 moves
bro who cares
BLITZ!
Ohhh, but how much higher?💀
yes you are a smurf, we know it twin
you do good against a CM as a 400 how is that not sus lmao
never seen a person go on a 8 game win streak and just magically lose in 4 moves
2200 elo difference
i mouse slipped
0 cuz he'll be banned eventually
Mehhh meh meh mehh :c not today, tomorrow I'm in
yes guys. higher rated players are incapable of this. he cant be smurfing
TA FREAK
You seem to mouse slip quite a lot
I'm 1595 classical, but 1682 rapid (got +142 in november). Is it good enough? How much does it cost?
If you win you get a surprise
see
wym see lmao
he's making fun of u
i meant to play back
ts man is not real
iq of a peanut
who wanna play
those are just games you need to lose because you think thar dodges it
tf does that even mean
im gonna deglove you
@primal pier Wanna play
Yee it's getting hard for f18 to defend his diguinity
like 250 euros or something if you are a moral person
sandbagging (?)
youre smurfing
sure
Ignore them. They're just hating
What’s your username
What surprise 💀 I'm scared
WOOHOO
What if I'm immoral 
what do you currently do to prepare for games and study openings
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Name: Josh Tomson (joshtomson)
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Rapid: 464 (peak)
Blitz: 454 (peak)
Bullet: 419 (peak)
expensive for 17 yo like me
Hi Josh Tomson
wsg
we're on a first name basis now
yea
good boy
ok
I'm jealous
LMAO
you want it in the ass or smth
son
u can suck it pull up
@tired bane whats ur fide dawg or you stopped playing chess like dat
200 s mapleton drive
i play a shit ton
like 2140 live rn
Lmao
There are other ways of getting it
I freaking love those eyes on the animals XD lmao
valid me too tbh, im like 2210 live or smth goes up and down liek crazy tho
Did you already got CM or are you still grinding?
LOL
i couldnt figure it out so i gave up
OwO
whats ur cc
what is this enhanced version
the android version ❤️🩹
I'll keep this in gallery
my friends chesscom is zlatan_ibrahimovic2007 thats my "friends"
oh hello
what an intriguing proposition
allegedly
Indeed 😭 boy went ahh crazy
yep
im 1294 uscf and 1766 cc is that normal
on that note free cm william 🙏
he aint do nun wrong
he only said a slur like once
oh
FreeCMWilliam bros innocent fr
Oh probably, rating gap are very different, Ik a 2000 chess.com who's 1600 uscf
@fast kiln
hi its me
play bullet @mild ice
Can't really convert between cc and fide
uscf
Or uscf
is danyas official death cause out yet
hi cat
Don't think so
im waiting for my taxi to arrive inna couple min maybe later or another time bro
Oh ye..idk really
Heii
hello russian
Play bullet while waiting taxi and get in while playing bullet
Nuhhhh 😡me no Russian grrr
gg @fringe hamlet
hello soviet
Hi
god im so trash i should've fouind mate faster lol
yeah i saw mate to
GG
youre so dog
Omagah it just gets worse buahhhhh 🥺
I beat him @unique cosmos
it was a joke
blyat
because your username twin
I should quit rapid 💔
yes
true
Would be impossible to lose again them
Hey thereeeee
You give them piece they can't convert
youre welcome
Nice to see a furry
Kurwaaa
how rich are you
Ohhhh sameeee, just noticed your pfp :p
this applies until u r like 2600
We've got a lot here 😄
Got a couple dollars in my pocket and some free food
When 2500 blitz vro
idk he might be smurfing hes quick with it
i wish i could have some foodddddduhhhhhhhh 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
More smurfs???😭
same guy
Ohhh
What’s the tastiest food you want?
when i decide to play more ^_^
Is that a person? 😂
the one and only moderator
It's a mod 😭LMAO
I’m new to these streets
Ohhhh yeee you've joined today!! Welcome!!!
Thank you
I need some mightymarkus fanfics
Np
I’m looking to find at least a grape full of sparring partners
how large of a grape are we talking
I’m just a measly 500 elo for rapid, nothing special
I might know a guy
Hey ive seen your title can we not impersonate GM s ? These people have worked a lot for it and its kinda like stolen valor so please dont impersonate someonr ur not
hes so tuff 👅
Chill
Do u wanna proof that I'm gay or what
f18
You sound obnoxious.
I hope you’re not like that in real life.
About…3-4 grapes
2 dates if they’re quality peeps
Maybe he's trying to flex
son
Ohhhh protogen kis
yo do yall wanna see a 15 + 10 game of London System vs Hippopotamus Defense
thats just about enough to overthrow a small government
Cutee
that sounds awful
NOO NOT THIS KID
does any1 wanna play blitz
You know what, you make a salad point
































































1. d4 g6 2. Bf4 d6 3. e3 Bg7 4. Nd2 b6 5. c3 Bb7 6. Ngf3 Nd7 7. Qc2 e6 8. e4 Ne7 9. Bg3 a6 10. e5 d5 11. Bh4 h6 12. Ng1 c5 13. f4 c4 14. g4 Qc7 15. Bxe7 Kxe7 16. Bg2 b5 17. h4 Nb6 18. Ngf3 Bc8 19. Bh3 Qd7 20. Rf1 Rf8 21. Nh2 a5 22. f5 exf5 23. gxf5 Kd8 24. e6 fxe6 25. fxe6 Rxf1+ 26. Nhxf1 Qe8 27. O-O-O b4 28. Re1 bxc3 29. e7+ Kc7 30. Bg2 cxd2+ 31. Nxd2 Rb8 32. b3 Bxd4 33. bxc4 Bf5 34. Qb3 Nxc4 35. Qg3+ Be5 36. Rxe5 Nxe5 37. Qxe5+ Kc8 38. Bxd5 Rb5 39. Qc3+ Kb8 40. Qe5+ Ka7 41. Qc7+ Ka6 42. Nb3 Rxd5 43. Nc5+ Rxc5+ 44. Qxc5 Bd7 45. Qd6+ Bc6 46. Kd2 Qd7 47. Qxd7 Bxd7 48. Kd3 g5 49. hxg5 hxg5 50. Ke4 g4 51. Kf4 Kb5 52. Ke5 g3 53. Kd6 Bc6
What is your rating
frozen hands, bad internet, God doesn't want me to play bullet anymore
so tuff
blitz is like 1770 something
Gotta agree
play blitz
Bro when will you get 2500 bullet
Relatable
rapid is 1945

nah
Ahh unfortunately too weak
give me a chance!
Online classical better
when I finally master the art of flagging because rn i'm getting flagged by literally anybody
why is chess so lowkey intimate
You need to beat Elijah logozar vro
They might be saying “Rest child, check yourself before you mate yourself”
It's cold and beautiful, it attracts me instead :3
hyperbullet peak
Eww
It really is, I love it
now who the hell is he
Nah too weak
are you attracted to the knight or something
I knew bro wasn't a og 💔
literally
Not the chess horse 😭
HOW TO GET PRIDE PAWN
Well now that you specified not chess...
broo no one knows this random 😭
Ohhhhh, hold on lemme remember!!!! 😭
btw furries are cool and amazing >:3
kiss a boy
He is a NM
nooooooo
cuz thatd be kinda gay
What if they're a girl, kissing a boy would be very straight
that would be kinda straight
@trail vortex what did i just look at lol
Here!!! In the server's tabs you'll see something saying channels and roles @granite sapphire
hmmm this is a good point
there were so many missed wins
What if you are girl and I am the father vro
ty
What if they're a girl
Thank you, sometimes I wonder if my opponents lose because of the psychological pressure of seeing a furry pfp
Yayyy np :p
i am
what if freddie fazbear
not even too farfetched, we run 10 blitz games and you insta adopt me
and I start HRT
they do they do
hot take ratting does not rly matter
yo gng what is the best oppening that is easy to study and for low elo
With a better mental you would def perform better
what is he famous for tho
sometimes i lowkey flirt with my opponent to throw them off
You should not be asking this us mittens
i have the same pfp here and on chess.com so on bullet i have a 5 sec time advantage most of the time
jst answer the question
YOOO THAT'S TRUE Lol 😭 same, my pfp in chess.com is a furry
He was in this server 💔
I threaten mine that I will bite them sometimes
hi my little kitten
Losing to Freddy faz bear is a new low for sure
ohh 😭
dont threaten meeeeeeee 👀👀👀👀👀
Bro explaining his 400 Elo bullet games perfect
London System
go away
IM MORE THAN 400 >w<
no one likes u(jk)
That's a good strategy
:3
450
why is everyone a furry?
u asked for it 😭
im not
been using this for the past week, has gotten me up 400
This is probably what that balkan grandpa i got paired with felt when i still had a boykisser pfp
"<:3" spotted
ive done like 2 brilliants ever
What are you
I am not a furry
sorry i decided you are
all i can say is 100+ :p
When I started chess I basically leaned into the Italian opening. It was what I naturally leaned into and feel comfortable with. Not sure if it’s common for beginners to enjoy it but I still use it and enjoy it
wow old
Not everyone LMAO, but a lot cuz chess and discord at the same place, that was expected XD UwU
I said no sir >:3
Queens pawn? As someone who doesn’t know much about chess :>) but I find it fun
BECAUSE FURRIES ARE AWESOME
alr ty
Selection bias
brrr meh
Eternal queens pawn fan
its okay we know youre a catboy/catgirl
Furryfication when
I am not
D: who would've guessed?
Don't let Kel knows it
when green becomes one
they are one
Perhaps the meta is to just come up with the most outrageous pfp before vs an opponent for cheap wins
before someone does dx4!!
Green becomes what and who's green
i hate furries but i like mitten bot so i use it for the pfp
@jovial rose
hello little kitten
What's dx4 I'm not familiar 0w0
im also not a furry
these mfs are ignoring me 😭
0% chance in the next 15 centuries
idk i just typed somehting xd
Dude don’t spam
try one more time
Ohhh Lol XD!! That's fair
You are just a sub out of many a pawn
i wld ignore you too bro
Holy shit 😭
you're right I should spam more
I hope that you consecutively vs at least 10 furries in a row, each furry progressively looking worse from the previous
💔
the furryphobia here is crazy
brother
what would this entail for how their appearance is...
im in a country where furries are banned btw
well Nb5+!! would be Night to b5 (brilliant)
Furryphobia is 2025? 🥶
bro is in north korea
i thought we grew out of ts after covid
im litteraly from egypt
Nb5+ fork!!!
the hell is furryphobia
lowkey kim probably has a catboy maid that he cuddles with
buddy your ancient gods are literally the primal furries
It was with me, after the incident
Well let’s put it like this. If furry 1 is a cute fox, furry 10 is a very muscular version of faz bear with enough clothes to not be reported but bare enough to be questionable
i shouldnt have asked
not realy no
LMAO
this is a gem
pride pawn role btw
search BL in gifs
i'm so acoustic bru
im lowkenuinely cishet but i keep it as a purity test
for a gift
.
youre welcome
Agreed
Any knight in shining armor willing to gift me a year subscription of chess UwU
I only Play Hippopoatmus Attack with white and Hippopotamus Defense with black and play atleast 15 + 10 time control so one day I will be one of the strongest if not the strongest Hippopotamus player 🗣
Ive been muted for sending bl gifs here before
What’s bl?
Fr, include me in twin UwU
Dead at 1400
lord forbid i wanna share my love
getting flashed by people kissing is not what i call a "gift"
Damnnn 😭, I've did it so many times and nothing has ever happened
LMAO
I'm 1548 rn boi
its cuz i was ragebaiting as well
Same thing
me 687
OHHHH 😭
Get 3k blitz
remove the 8
That’s impressive coming from a 500
respectfully leave
not good for my long term improvement
DO NOT
NOOO not thisssss, cat's cute tho
3k blitz is really good
Rigby is so tuff
It's that easy to get
Pat pat
NOOOO
is there any 3k elo player online rn
hi
hi
Being disappointed by 67 is probably the boomer equivalent of being disappointed that no one is willing to work 12 hours a day
im not 3k I just wanted to say hi
oh
just work 55 hrs on top of that
My biggest fear
HELL NAH
Should i go for 3 min time control for blitz
no not at all
you got this pookie
i prefer 3+2 but its up to u
You must employ
i hope you get muted
if u play 3+0 make sure u always are roughly equal on time
youre such a good kitten
What about for improvement tho? I play 5 min +3 usually
67
r u acc 3100
no :(
NOOO not the titled players 😞 they infected them as well
my pfp can MOVE im basically the winner here
Name: CM Jesse Zafirakos (icy)
Title: Candidate Master
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2472 (2494 peak)
Blitz: 2659 (2681 peak)
Bullet: 3020 (3233 peak)
oh
Slower tcs are best
In my bullet rating range aka you suck
Nuh uh
greenflower what sur bullet rn
holy bro might be a gm before levy
yo @tired bane u made my wish come true
wow. youre not even 3100. how could you trick us.
2500 but peaksitting
plz play me
I am not donating 💔
one game for the 67 https://i.imgur.com/IKIXPSO.png
you should employ yourself now
Truly master of the arts
@torn sparrow
Bro made a whole imgur for the event
NVM I'M STUDYING FOR SCHOOL 😨
just automatic when i screenshot
Aura
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Name: Pendleton Iest (notsmart69420x2)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 347 (1339 peak)
Blitz: 158 (1438 peak)
Bullet: 886 (1339 peak)
no im not smurphing
bro
5 min aint thay bad?
im just ass
Wtf?
drawton they released me from captivity 🙏
Ok only 1 game
bet
What happened twin!!!
uhhhhh
I’m going to go settle and play chess autistically. Peace ✌🏽 hope to see ya’ll again
sacrifice yourself for the greater will
Gl
beat him vro
Also how do i prevent blundering meself
Btw in this game i got the wrong follow up even though u win a rook anyways, maybe the stockfish follow up wins a pawn and a rook?
Peace and love for you too, you're a nice chilling person 🙂 have a good day/night
and to save valuable oxygen
gl
ok wahtever ill play this guy and ruin my streak ffs
every blunder, cut off a limb
I did qf6+
is that 0.01 second increment
oh he went afk
oh it was 0.01 thanks for telling me oops lmao
@torn sparrow ok play me x
what is 0.01
Millisecond
0.01 is 1/100
no i mean why does that matter
Im currently at 1300 in lichess blitz but im so inconsistent
1% of 1
it doesnt
well it means that every tenth premove will be free
y did u thank me then
But the grind isnt too bad
and that the rating change is 4x as much per game
And every mistake half cut it off, every innacuracy just cut it a bit, and every great and brilliant you reattach it
I can make it to 1500
because i only play 10s+0.1 not 0.01
brilliant
Nice
bro how does this make a diff 😭 this is too advanced for me
its a chesscom specific thing
it affects lag compensation, premoves and rating changes
i cant even make enough moves in 10 seconds
One of them gives full rating points the other one defaults to 10 seconds
Care to elaborate?
It might idk, don't ask about it, it's bullet, nobody knows what goes inside a bullet player 😞
you only gain 1 elo if no increment vs full 8 elo
no
ayo
anyone waanna play me
(which is not full points)
Got it, thanks 👍
ohh
greenflower when are we playing one game
Lmao sorry twin 🥺
wtf i just found out what happens when you google 67
this
google did not cook with ts
OH SHI 😭
I see no challenge
idk ur username
i saw it earlyer like bro what
rosimo why dont u link ur acc :(
i hate my life
ok i see
greenflower65
hes 400
That was not the 67 you was expecting was it 😭
i doubt that
@orchid meteor i am not accepting that
:( pwease
what was the 67 he expected tho?
follow me on ig or chesscom if you want lmao
insta but not discord is mad
thank you ai
Is it good if you consistently get 80 - 90% acc games in rapid 500 elo? Btw the 960 games are odds so thats why i lost to a 100 and beat a 1300.
what kind of opening is this?
queen gambit
for white
yh its good
That's low-key peak
1 game vro
how to counter it
Ty 🙏
idfk
i wish i had a 67 year old f3mboy
King's gambit right? What's in the other side gulp
Relatable
megaknight
how are u even meant to make enough moves in hyperbullet
Whats hyperbullet
holy fk i lagged for like 3 seconds that was bad
bullet but more bullet
i just have a friend who always uses this gambit and i lowkey wanna counter it but i dont know what opening is taht
30 sec?
yhh like that
just play the bongcloud and you're good
and then ultrabullet is 10 sec
i never played bullet
lagged again wow ok no more anyway
10 sec each is also hyperbullet
ggs
he knows no shit about openings i am okay with that i just want something to counter his gambit

Bro didnt we leave u in 2023 get out 😭 💔 stockfish victim
I started getting random challenges in 10 0.1 from randoms skull
😭
OHHH ye it's the king's gambit
fr only 1 elo as well
bro made me in the farmer list
hi, in my first month of playing i used to use London System
lol ive talked to people who actually have word docs
the legendary number..69!!
and i started at 550 elo
now after 3 months i am at 833 elo
and what opening
like the guy from Cars 2
defensa francesa is so tuff
french defense in english
i can guess
I was tilted as hell yesterday cus some guy beat me twice in a row so i went under 500 elo and then the next match someone played this and i was so tilted i just screwed it up

But yk im da goat so it didnt matter

i just got the legandary tripled pawns
its ok we learn from this
lets goo
Rook odds 🔥
make sure u dont blunder ur rook next time
Yeah, i think my lesson is to take a break if im tilted
yep
I’m a Grandmaster now 💪
idk why but i beat a person named carrot in discord chess
i used to be in the top 99% consistently and then i lost my codm account 
nice job
yep
its so simple isnt it
I got to legendary 3 or something a couple years ago and I just stopped playing
It’s a good game
I used to be so tuff and now the game is just boring lowkey
Activision is the greediest company ever
The game was honestly best about season 9 2020 but I still think its good
what happend
Broken phone didnt have the sim card for data transfer lost the account information
And tbf, its not really pay-to-win or anything which is good. I spent probably £10 on the battle pass for a few seasons and thats it, it has made not difference to my gameplay except drip
damn
unfortuante
That’s really rough
I am still logging in as “guest” after 5 years lmfao
knight
Its decently p2w for some of the skins because it basically gives you extra equipment on some guns without needing to actually use any of the 5 usable slots
unfortunately i spent 100$ on the account
probably could've sold it for a decent amount
i was close to getting gold and all cammos
Kinda but it’s like a built in red dot or something, tbh it doesnt make a huge difference. The meta guns are also way worse than they were a couple years back which is good
400 elo game btw (im 500 now but i did it at 400)
i forget which season it was but the Grau was meta and they came out with a skin for it the same season and that was actually so busted
I remember for at least 8 seasons the entire ranked lobby would literally just be people spamming the same gun, worst was when you had full lobbies of NA-45 players 😭
Oh Grau was a fair while back already, that was probably when I stopped playing
I think the game is pretty balanced now though, you can use a gun you like and not get maltesered in a rank lobby.
that was the one mythic i bought
1:knight
2:pawn
3:queen
4:rook
5:bishop
6:king (useless bum exept for endgame)
even the nail gun 👀
hi😎
Lmao haven’t tried yet
i got the gold camo for it
There are a couple guns that are “cracked” but its not like a couple years ago when they literally had twice the ttk of the next best or something
Im white btw
took genuinely like 8 hrs
Same
No i mean
and am black
Same brochacho
Well yeah same but
.
hell yeah unseasoned chicken
I think I got gold accidentally on the SPR or something but i cant be assed to actually grind for it
This chat is anything but chess talk atp
Dog food
I had it for all snipers, pistols, Melee, ars, and a good amount of all the others
i was like 3/4 there
Dang
no worng turn

Now im obsessed with elden ring instead ❤️🩹
immediately after that
Could a 400 elo see this or am i stroking my ego too much cuz i feel like after watching gothamchess 400 elo chess theres no way
tripeled pawns W
https://files.catbox.moe/oyrzsk.png
Yeah but like roughly when in terms of season/year etc
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1+0 pool is a blessing
Yk i versed someone who had tripled pawns in the endgame so i ate them all and promoted
it was like right at the start of this last year
Oh ok
When did you start playing?