#💬〡chess-talk
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sm1 got banned for being 14 here
gg
Is AJ or Jake Paul winning tonight
No one
i want jake to win
obviously AJ
Lol imagine
They'd knock themselves out
twitter's gonna have a field day
Literally
your arguments are quite convincing I must say
hes losing but i want him to win
Breh
chess amiright
guys im the first gm in this server (grandmother while im a male)
Mrrrreooww? :3
I just physically cant see jake paul winning
Like AJ is sooo tall and big, he’s winning
but the match wont be for like another 2-3 hours
what the fart
B..but i ordered my food for half hours time 😭
he just needs to punch harder lol
demetrious johnson said it's sometimes possible for aj to get caught out by weird shots and just get knocked out
No, that is not an acceptable hypothesis for the formation of the universe, I'm afraid you must reexamine your sources
idk though I'm going to sleep I'll see in themmorning goodnight
Jake is faster imo
always remember if punching something doesn't work punch it harder
But aj Is just soo big I can’t imagine him losing
that will usually do the trick
Meow >:3
Ok Mike Tyson 💀😭
bro you have 3 minutes and the king is no longer there, you don't need to give a ghost backrank mate, just take the pawn 😭
mike tyson hits like a pillow I'd smoke him
i already won
Oh you wouldn’t and he’s basically 60
i would I'd smoke him while blindfolded and with one hand
I'm 6'8 with shoes on
yes, in this losing position, you don't need to go hyperspeed when your oponent has little time, just take an extra second to keep playing reasonable moves please XD
He lowk might not even be able to reach you then
268lbs after a good meal
watch my current game my opponest sh1t
I've been going to the gym for 6 years and approximately 1 less than 8 months
how do you reach the endgame in 30 seconds
hes horrible
in 29 secs
i won easy
you're clearly better
im in 29th rn
I've been boxing for 18 of the 21 years of my life. approximately, as a fraction.. nevermind
alr loaded next game
okay goodnight lichess players specifically i love you
and also chess.com players i guesss but mostly my lichess lovers
why is your opponent playing a ruy lopez by themselves 😭
im only a lichess liker
imma go grab some mcdonalds ill ping when my next game starts
what tournament yall playing in
you don't count stinky bozo
I have no idea, one full of 150 rated players
ah
@primal pier is playing like your average 1400 which is kinda cheating but eh, who knows
Up for a game
hey everyone,
is there anyone here who is semi decent at the game?
no
i try my best
Yh let's play
ok I mean like 2.3k+
I've beaten 23k rated players before
magnus hasnt
bro has beaten stockfish 10000
I've also lost to 600 so
pretty blatant but thats just how it is
Play me will ya?
Why are you scared?
I already told you I've lost to 600s
i feel that the lower the rating, the higher the confidence a player has.
yeah
unrated tho, I like playing against good players in unrated an If my rating goes down 200 points I won't get them anymore in pairing lol
i've seen GMs with their confidence on the ground and 600s thinking they'll beat magnus
Come online I am sending
won't load
dunning kruger effect
This reminds me of something
hey if 600's can beat me they surely can beat magnus
I've already told you I've beaten 23k players before
yeah
ah there we go
Like when people see things like guess the elo and see people their rating or really high rating play horribly and be "wtf my opponents don't play like this" and "bruh im -700 of there rating and I could beat them"
@kindred crypt
Yes, your opponents play like that. No you couldn't beat the player
I find increment a little weird lol xd
a 2600 who is on extreme tilt will still beat a 1900 9 times out of 10
broo, the twitch chat on gothamchess is always saying that, "oh my opponents dont play like that". you've just said what i always think when reading the chat
im back
yeah, the more you get into chess, the more you realize how hard the game is.
now watch me play against a 100
nah im still in the tourtament
except I'm better than you so I'll show you how to lose
you think that once you get to 2000 you are good, but you get to 2000 and realize you still have soo much to learn
im 2700. Yes. I am Better than 99.99% of people will ever be
I honestly don't think im good at chess
Chess got less fun the higher I went. I’m at a point that I’m upset because I know I won’t ever understand the depths of this game
do you like over the board play
Like better than most? yes. Able to find good tactics and stuff? yes. Comparatively im still not good
watch my game this guys so bad
Its not bad
I just prefer bullet and blitz so im kinda eh
im only 1920 but I should be 2000 soon
Reminds me of a certain German GM lol
yeah, it's like the path is much better than when you get to the destination. im 2300 and 1 year ago, as a 1600, i would think that 2300 is amazing and it means im good, but no; i still have so much left. i guess that if i get to your rating (if i ever can), i'll feel the same way i did when i reached 2300
bro same, but lately I'm starting to find it fun again. Just enjoying the little details and not overfocusing on results
oh neat
are you talking about Bluebaum?
Chess wise I’m depressed because I won’t ever see 2400 rapid, they’re on such a higher plane of existence
why do you like bullet?
its quick and I have adhd
nah, just some studying and having fun while playing will get you there, trust.
Yeah exactly xD
It's even funnier if you can understand him, dude is really hard on himself
gg
also im still in school so I can play without having to worry about what time my next class is
are you really 2700?
again?
Been trying for a year and a half and I haven’t gotten anywhere 💀
rn im a bit lower like 2650 but yeah
dang
@kindred crypt you there?
idk why i only improve in summer. is like all year, i play a lot but my ratings maybe only increase by 100 from sept. to may. and then in summer BOOM, i increase like 300 points out of nowhere
Good game man, you played well
yo
Hello f18
Still hardstuck 2300 after a year and a half
im in the middle of a tourtament rn
No I didn't lol, I should've calculated deeper than 2, did not like missing Nd5 lol
what's your rating?
I think your mistake was the rook move
Ultimately it’s pretty obvious I hit my skillcap
"the rook move" I moved my rook more than once
That rook exchange opened lots of weakness in your position
what's your chess routine? like if you work enough for your rating and actually have fun, you should be improving
The rook exchange after check
skillcap doesn't exist in anything.
At some point after 2000, people hit their natural limits
huh?
Rc5?
It does, you can kinda tell when you hit it
skillcaps don't exist.
Come on now we all know 600s are better than Magnus 💀
Wait a sec
or f6
@kindred crypt watch the tourtament im in
it may be harder to improve but you can still improve.
Yh rc5 according to that's a mistake
Which?
according to what
search joshtomson on chess.com and watch me
Question to those rated 2000+, when did you all start and how was the journey?
I am High sorry it's like morning I mean according to me
There are a lot of adults at my local chess club who simply will not improve even after decades of dedicated OTB play
Bro i have other stuffs
I think that's the only mistake and then you obviously left bishop hanging
since i got to 2300, my improvements have been super slow but steady. now im 2378 (+78 in 3 months) and in bullet i've been 2100 for like 4 months but im now like super close to 2200. being honest, i don't do as much chess as i did, and this christmas ill change that but still, improvement is still possible.
Let's play again shall we I will send you a challenge
sure, give me a second
how do grandmasters have paitence in tourtaments bro
Tell me whenever you are ready
my opponents TAKING FOREVER
if they are old, there body is faster at like "getting worse" than their improvements ig
I’m not very young :/
people other than grandmasters also play tournaments XD
they have patience because they're calculating lines on they're opponents time
or they can just stand up
wsp yall
nah i can calculate fast af
my opponent is like a 100
i started like 2 years ago, and at first i improved super fast and chess was fun. 4 months in, i went to a chess club and got a chess coach. 6 months in, i hit 1500 and get a FIDE elo in blitz i think (1504). 1 year in, I get to 2000 rapid, but blitz and bullet fall behind. in fide i get to 1700. 1,5 years in, chess starts to get a little boring but i hit 2300 rapid, 2100 bullet and 2100 blitz, 2 years in, chess is starting to feel fun again, but improving is much harder.
how old are you more or less?
in this position white cannot lose
hello my little kittens
what if i resigned
yeah, the hard thing is to calculate what you are supposed to
mind-blowing.
Oh wow, how much time were you investing into chess during those two years?
Because they hate losing
decade number 3
but whites also a dumbass
this pmo
Qa8a6
dw its a game against a clanker
You cannot lose nor can you win
Ok we are rereleasing the infamous blundermus x kramnik interview
who is bro
at first, it was insane. maybe like 5h/day mainly. School was never hard to me, so i didn't study for school and instead studied chess. Although, i depended on how i felt, some weeks at crazy as 5h/day on a school day and like basically all weekend, other weeks i barely even touched chess. now, i maybe 1.5h/day, and in weekends, it depends on how i feel
aight
thing is, im discovering new hobbies basically every day...
Meow
@kindred crypt
bruh what
well, it's not that late.
Meooww:33
New addictions
The only noble person willing to communicate with the people
No time to satisfy them all so you
Gotta drop one
LIKE ALREADY PLAY DUDE
Meooww? :O
noble like Noble Godskin guy from elden ring
bro not lying, a friend came to my house and made me buy geometry dash like 2 months ago, no lie the game is fire
Like Targaryen noble
wdym
Meooww >:3
nah, ill find the time (i hope)
I call having a queen and two rooms pointed somewhere Alekhine's gun tbh I didn't even realize that it was actually a thing
or just anything like that
You again? I must say, this "meow" you speak of feels less and less believable every time, If you truly want me to invest in this business opportunity you'll have to present evidence that is more convincing
overwhelming battery on a point
ah yes, all the time
@knotty ridge Bro you wanna play or nah?
sure
@grand hamlet
Come oneline
I am online
That explains a lot, thanks for the write up! 5 hours a day is insane, I don't think I do that even on free days 💀
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i was so into chess, it was kind of an addiction. walking i would genuinely imagine people as rooks and i couldn't sleep because i wouldn't keep imagining chess positions
thanks god im over that
Sounds like hyperfixation ngl
I love gd im working on niwa rn
Orbit looks hella fun
Orbit looks hell
Orb spam prophecy has been fulfilled
potatoes
Worse than memory gameplay
Allows for insane growth speed but at the same time is super taxing on your health, mental and social life
damn im not that good. i beat B today as my hardest 😭
idk, but now chess for me is just a fun game and that's it. not as crazy as before
Every End gameplay looks worse tbh
Bobby Fischer
Sounds healthy, hope you keep it that way :)
I find it interesting that people never talk about how the first american chess champion went insane as well, Paul Morphy
move order
yeah, i don't see myself in that situation anymore. although im developing much more love to the game now and im finding myself playing chess much more often, it's not becoming an addiction
Paul Morphy was way ahead of his time
I wish I had time to review old matches
hehe cat
and how has chess treated you so far?
he also eventually isolated himself from all other chess players in his later age because he thought they were all conspiring to kill him
his story is actually wild
He was too good💔
Sounds like me
but the concept is cool and the deco is amazing but zoink has had to nerf it a lil lmao
sure
Has zoink nerfed it?
wise move , people cant be trusted
yeah, some parts he can't do. although, he says that MAYBEE if he gets the hang of it, he'll buff it to normal again
like as a consistency issue or just too difficult
too difficult
Chess talk becomes Geometric Talk
i miss the days when Tartarus was the hardest
like he beats it once out of 50 times
Geometric Discussions
im happy that my friend showed me gd, its a cool game but im very bad at it
Hi
Well, I learned how pieces move as a kid but only really started learning by myself like 5 years ago during covid, got to 1000 rating, then stopped for more than a year, came back and hit 1200, stopped again for a year and now I'm back, currently at 1350 but I'll probably hit 1500 soon-ish as I am studying more than playing 😅
I have to manage my time for my hobbies and uni so I can't put in too much time into chess but it's fun to learn something new everyday
My goal a few weeks ago was 1500 but I'm not sure about setting arbitrary goals anymore 🫠
Hello :3
im in a chess tourtament and im deadass in a micro sleep cus mfs cant move faster
I just close one of my eyes and enter my half sleep state
Go to settings profile.
Works well
goals are good to give you a purpose and destination but don't get frustrated if takes too long to reach it
Ohh. Good luck for your tournament! You should also use your time 🙂
chess has made me realize that the path to achieving a goal is much more fun than we you reach the goal, so enjoy the path to 1500
you can watch right now
and you are with your phone?
its not a irl tourtament
My last rated matches were a month ago now, damn
I really have to get past my anxiety of losing (elo)
oh i see, good luck
That's a nice way of thinking, will keep that in mind
oh yeah, i used to be SUPER SCARED of playing just in case i lose elo after hitting a milestone, but what's the point of having that elo if you aren't playing at that elo
what tournament are you playing?
blitz arena
We can use mobile after OTB games. My dad always waits outside with my mobile (and other things)
But we can't use it or bring it during the game. As people could use that to cheat 😅
im in 6th now
Nice!
It's only a useless number that becomes even more useless the more time passes 🫠
And you won't improve if you don't play, aren't ready to lose some games and learn from them
yeah same, i give my phone to my parents and when im finished i ask for it back lmao! but because he said his opponent wouldn't move while writing in discord, i thought that he was with a phone on a irl tournament
Hey how do i report this? Clearly higher rated player smurfing
yeah and you kind of aren't that elo anymore if like you haven't played for 2 months
Just report and move on
i might needa get a redbull i might pull a magnus carlsen
I want my elo back !!!!!!!!!!!!
maybe the account was created before his improvement so he isnt smurfing really?
Oh that's funny xD
Idk why but I also thought he was talking about the OTB tournaments
You will if it's a valid report ig
And you'll get your elo back anyway if you play more
No his highest rating was 1900 what is he doing at 1000 bruh
Like he played 10 moves of sicilian theory😭
And you'll get your elo back anyway if you play more
@upbeat tundra You know, I should really follow my own advice 🫠
Can you link their account? You can also look on their profile if they are really doing it and report them.on chess.com
kind of forgot online tournaments exist too lmao, i've maybe played more than 100 but i don't find them as important as otb
lmao
This is the Chess.com profile of joshtomson. Take a look!
Name: Josh Tomson (joshtomson)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 459 (peak)
Blitz: 345 (peak)
Bullet: 419 (peak)
tbh, he's playing most games at 60% so...
Do your best!
60-75%
dude this is taking foreverrrrrrrrrrr
Wow nice!
im doing so!
F18, two very big wins! one against a 500 and another against a 400!
ive had a winning position against @carmine herald hes 2300
another win against a 500!
lost bc of time tho
Usually when people here ask about tournaments in #💬〡improvement-talk it's always about OTB tournaments. Maybe that is the reason I thought they were talking about the OTB tournaments
Online tourmaments are also fun and nice Place to improve. Depending on time control

i wonder when they'll finally ban this guy
sh1t
Sry Zel
their name is EliteChessCoach clearly using this account for coaching and doing some sort of rating manipulation. their highest rating was almost 1900. I'll report them for rating manipulation.
i mouse slipped
hi mohito
Hi Zel
how's life
Yo
and no hate to chess.com, but they UI for tournaments and how they are design is clearly inferior to lichess. like they should try to work and polish it. i kind of hate the chess.com UI, it's very messy with all the tabs and stuff. lichess's UI is uglier but much more easy to follow and to understand.
Uhh..
Okay.
hi cmwilliam
What about you :)
Im not CM William
its been pretty good lately :)
It’s my friend, and we need him unbanned
hello NOT cmwilliam
most of his games are at a 60-75% accuracy. that's not 1900 level. 1900 are usually at 80-85%
when i was at 1900 rapid, i would fluctuate between both
Nice!
You are the best cat ever 🙂
yea because of rating manipulation. but you can see his rating was 1900 peak
are we allowed to post lichess games here
I just got a crazy mate
Unless you play dubliously
generally 1900 should be getting an average of 80% accuracy
some people care some dont, if you wanna be safe just upload the moves to the cc analysis and send the png from cc
i would like to see it
ehhhh sure but js saying some people like me got to 1900 without actually being that good
Or just send it here and delete the link . @frosty peak will do the work for you
ig
but that type of 1900 will lose the elo then and get back up when they are ready maybe
I purely tried to flag people, using that playstyle works differently than the average
oh, but are we talking about like 3+0 blitz or bullet?
10+0 rapid
- e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 Bc5 { C64 Ruy Lopez: Classical Variation } 4. O-O d6 5. Re1 Bd7 6. h3 Nge7 7. d3 O-O 8. c3 Bb6 9. Nbd2 f5 10. Nf1 f4 11. d4 exd4 12. cxd4 Ng6 13. Qb3+ Kh8 14. Bxc6 bxc6 15. Bd2 Nh4 16. Bb4 Rb8 17. Qd3 Nxf3+ 18. Qxf3 Bxd4 19. Bc3 Bxc3 20. bxc3 Qg5 21. Nd2 c5 22. Nc4 Bc6 23. Rad1 h5 24. Nd2 Rbe8 25. Nf1 Re5 26. c4 Rfe8 27. Nd2 Qg6 28. Rb1 Bxe4 29. Nxe4 Rxe4 30. Rxe4 Rxe4 31. Rb8+ Kh7 32. Kh2 h4 33. Rb7 c6 34. Rxa7 Rxc4 35. Qxc6 Qg3+ 36. fxg3 fxg3+ 37. Kg1 Rc1# { Black wins by checkmate. } 0-1
is the game just copy paste into analysis full thing
flagging at 10+0, wow.
and yes, its possible to flag people at 1900 in 10+0 rapid
Im playing black
btw the game is bullet
Now Zel is better than me at Chess.
I am so happy for you! 
my average time usage when winning in 10+0 was like 3 ½ minutes
Qg3+!!!
Thats such a fun level ngl
i only play bullet nowadays, youre probably better at rapid
Bullet? Wow
Oh no you are better than mohit
Oh hi Pixel!
I wanted to play it earlier which is why I played h4 but I couldn't
I lost to zane like 2 months ago in a blitz game
And I always lose against me
what wa the time control?
1 minute
I think maybe next year i might get back into chess and try to push to 2k rapid
CHAT
I wanted to win against mittens 😅
Is this improvement good?
Cat of evil
2700 bullet is genuinely insane, i feel so helpless against actually good bullet players 
You can do it Zel.
And wow new year is very close
yeah, it is. i got to 86% in like 300 att. (amazing for me) but didn't beat if after another 200 att. later. I was selling
as soon as I hit 2800 bullet im done with bullet until I hit 2800 blitz
which is going to be difficult mainly cuz there aren't that many high rated blitz players on lichess
IM THIRD IN THE TOURNEYYYYYYYY
1+0? damn you strongs asf
Pls teach
Yes. That's a really nice improvement :)
I have no idea how to coach
draw rate is pretty high
I created my account in 2024 but I didn’t play much on like three games
How do I think faster
My opponents keep stalemating😂
whats your lichess user?
did u mean to ask me?
good job!
what would you do as black in this position?
How do I think faster
thought so
turnuphater is my lichess acc name
Castle
I meant it as turnup hat er because of a random generated name as a kid but eh
Or can u not
Bxe5
Y'all have a strat to checkmate as bishop?
honestly thinking fast in bullet isnt the hard part
I dont really think to much in bullet
Then u take knight no?
bro you are so strong
or its just everything connects with previous moves
If he takes bishop u take back
intuition is key
Hangs a rook
yeah
cry probably
I am genuinlly god awful in openings middle games are mine to command and im alright at endgames
bullet for me its playing moves that look good and hoping for the best. or threatening little puzzle racer-like tactics
i suck at positions when my intuition just gives me nothing in bullet
Oh
I could stream some games later
with some studying openings get better
like go into a discord call and talk about moves as I play
damn. it 2.30am for me and i have a tournament tomorrow. good night everyone!
Looking back at how 900s play when I was 900 I always thought they were cheating
Looking now I feel like being so stupid
yep
i remember when i first joined this server i had just hit 1k, before then i was active in the Gothamchess server before he turned it into members only 
How many friends do u have dawg
people don't realize that yeah, their opponents suck
I just cheese people in 10+0.1 to get to 2700
I like how I'm beginning to find these little obscure moves during games, like they don't do much but it's nice when I find them often instead of always missing them
no
cheez
My mouse speed is blistering fast lol
Your name traumatizes me, don't talk again
My actual chess skill is mid
I refuse to acknowledge you
Photoshop megaknight onto the pfp and its perfect
what about f6?
How do I enable multiple premoves on mobile
how bru
Logitech g502 lightspeed go brrr
This is the Chess.com profile of eerxzzcrep. Take a look!
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 707 (peak)
Blitz: 396 (412 peak)
Bullet: 456 (480 peak)
3 months btw
In chess.com 300+
Do u ad everybody u play or what?
Ok random question for everyone
Where's Bobby Fischer's E pawn
Mohit knows everyone
What ratings did yall spawn in as?
he got captured
Not me😂
100...
fr?
500
600 but uh got out immediately
I spawned in at 800
yup. i made an account before i knew the rules
400
I learned chess by myself
And so did I
well atleast how teh agme works
so for me I might have spawned in lower idk
Tuff
i just learned by watching people play
I started at 101 in first grade on chesskid.com
chat i might win this tourtament
rickroll music
Easy when u smurf
2nd place is not getting this im watching his game
so the thing is I took chess lessons afterschool at school as an elective
and I did this til I was like 8
or so
tf is a smurfff
dog i misclicked to the worst spot and lost just now, rook to g8 with a pawn on f7 and rook at e1 so i lost 🙁 was +8 too
If only I could have done that as a kid, that would have been heaven
I always get so mad when I lose OTB but then I realize my opponents have years of experience playing chess
i say yes and no
I mean being good doesn’t mean making engine approved moves
thats true but its a general good indicator
900
something I realized as I got better was how higher accuracy games don't have high guestimates for the ratings or how well they played
i did it bois LETS FRICKING GO
No. They are from Discord, some are titled players. Most of them are from people who talked with me on chess.com.
some were from tournaments, ect.
100
Kinda but it doesn’t distinguish between good and really good people
now try not smurfing
Yes!
Oh
wtf is a smurf
in the past week i went from 100 rated to 550 and according to reviews im playing like a 1000
very true
It's war season
ig im a chess demon some would say
it’s basically if a 2000 plays in a 1000 rated tourney
on a lower rated account
Anyway. Bye everyone.
See you after 9 hours
yh
byebye
dog when im playing my opps they r getting crushed, i lost my last game on a mouseslip and b4 i was up by a bajillion
When you tilt so hard you get banned for sandbagging:
thats crazy
we just calling anyone opps nowadays
why is everyone here like 2000+
cuz
well usually in specific communities, the most prominent members are the addicted
Ur bio is true
yeah
Count me in
youre addicted to fent too?
while most people are only like 650 only people who actually play a lot of chess join and usually they are higher rated
No
i made 3 brilliant moves so far and 2 of em were really good
cc sells brilliant moves
immeasurable greed
whats cc
cool cookies
I connected my chess.com account but I lowkirkenuinely don’t see my elo on my profile
id never
I won’t game against a 1900 fide. But he blundered his queen
Son😂😂😂😂😂
anyone wanna 1v1
What’s ur Elo
in rapid 500+
I’ll play you in a bit
k
is the third dimension just the second dimension just rotated fully
merry christmas !
its not christmas
:c
It's almost chirstmas
Bg7?
it's fine i don't care i just made this on wplace xD
7.99 does not = 8
Well, 7.999999999999... does
what about the fork tho
Nostalgic game
E
You ignore it and take the Knight with your Bishop.
My honest answer would be resign cause it seems so scuffed lol, but afterwards I verified with an engine and this is only the 2nd best move, right after cxb5
The position is just losing though, it's at least +7.5 (I expected like a +4 but damn)
me
do anyone wanna play with me im 13 years old pls give me feedback so i can play better at chess
This is the Chess.com profile of massimojordan. Take a look!
Name: Massimo Jordan (massimojordan)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 361 (449 peak)
Blitz: 337 (peak)
Bullet: 272 (438 peak)
Your Knight is hanging, if you take their Knight your Bishop is hanging, etc.
Joining dc at 10 👁️👄👁️
who
oh okay
Bad move to win
do anyone wanna play chess with me and give me feedback what i wrong
and so did all of us'
Holy shit chat, Im on a 13 game winstreak for chesscom rapid 😱
Chat I got banned yesterday, only for using emojis
Congratulations 🎉,, but sad part is , this won't last forever 🥺
yo i love that song
yo
that song that go "nothing ever lasts foreverrr"
Umm 🤔
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Welc...
depends on the emojis and their intention
It was skull emoji ,, 😭
💀
Yes
what did you skull to
Every msg
that can count as spam
Yesterday we started a trend in the chat to skull every msg 😭
Yhh yhh I reck
All got banned ig 😭
I remember a trend where we put like a brilliant, good move best move blunder emoji on every text
Yhh fr
this probably happened alot of times
Yesterday was skull day tho
I play Hyper agrressive openings like scotch gambit as white and Hippopotamus defense (probably the most Hypermodern opening) for black
I had enough time to go to sleep, wake up and this is still happening vro
anyone wanna 1v1
bro I just tried to play a 10 min game but this dude played h5 then resigned
Free elo
Bet he tried to derank or some, look at his other games
Or could have just missclicked
Missclicking h5 is rather impressive
True
dude is chesscom lagging for anyone else my ping is 150+ when its always -30?
Don't worry, I'm right here
What’s the rating
When I was at your elo, I felt the same 💔
In a few hours there's inter school chess match of mine.
I'm 1300 only.
Any tips?
Hope your state is weak at chess 🙏
just do a lot of puzzles and dont blunder play 10min+ and you will reach 1500+ easy
Don't blunder gotta be the most ahh advice ever vro
Not like we chose to blunder 💔
Real lol, I mean it’s good advice just to take a few sec to blunder check yourself and opponent
I hope so, because I'm the best player in my school,
Idk about other schools🥀
Not much to do to prepare if it's just in a few hours. Just be sure you've eaten and try not to stress too much
My school tournaments are mostly averaging around 1000 elo until the top 15 tables, then it goes up to 1400 and the top player is 1900 he's a sweat
Anything below 1000, just take a few extra moment to look for free pieces. You can play faster once you’ve won a piece
yes you do every move is your own choice
In my city I'm probably in the top 15 or something. At least in blitz. (Online)
Okiew thanks🎸
What's your elo?
2175 blitz. 2118 rapid. Been playing for a year 🥀
Woah in a year? Is that possible?
Yes but knowing if it's good or not falls down to skill. You can't just turn off blunders, telling a weaker player not not make mistakes is insane, that's not gonna help them at all
It's not that hard tbh
It's decent progress for a year imo
do anyone wanna play chess with me
Bro seriously these people saying it's easy to reach 2000 in a year...
guys
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Rapid: 361 (449 peak)
Blitz: 337 (peak)
Bullet: 295 (438 peak)
2100+ in a year is not hard. Legit just lock in.
lmao bro
is it good elo fo me
If I can do it then I'm pretty sure anyone can
for me
Not easy but doable
People have different curves
Some people take a lot of time
anyone wanna play chess?
Then it clicks some have to take a break like me
Yeah I agree.
Good morning:33
I took a year break and then my elo skyrocketed
if you do a blunder check before each move and are good at tactics that will save you 80% of the time
You're not @oblique dagger lil bro 🥀🥀
Awwh
guys how to improve elo
It's 3am
But I'm his friend:3
yeah, some people will have an easier time than others. Claiming something to be easy just because yourself managed to achieve it is just pointless arrogance
Bruh why can't I hit 2200 in the two tcs
Even though it probably wasn't meant that way
If I win in one I lose in the other
I said it because I'm dumb. So if someone dumb like me can do it then maybe others can too 💀
XD
How ru?
u should probably avoid those 1 min games u been playing lol
Good:D
canard freak, i just saw your profile. did you have any other experience playing chess becuase you started at like 1400 which is not normal.
everyone starts at like 600 ish unless they have played before
do a lot of puzzles and dont blunder play 10min+
do u want to play with me
Everyone starts at 500 wtf do you mean
Does playing as a toddler count as prior experience lol
900 and then shot up to 1500 within 5 days. Basically it was summer vacations and I spammed 150+ games, watched yt and spammed puzzles due to all the free time.
one 5min blitz game
Maybe for bullet lol
okay
my fault lol. i just put a random number that was close
my username is MassimoJordan
honestly that is the best time to learn as there is nothing else on mind
im back anything happen while i was gone?
Someone got muted
I mean like Idk how much it helped
Bc I only knew how the pieces moved
Not castling or en passant
Played some wonky 960 variant after that
Yeah I lost in one game and so I crushed the server
@turbid jewel wtf are you typing
I thought you were typing the Declaration Of Independence
thats better than the average person who first start
lebron
Oh i thought ppl usually just watch videos and get there anyway before starting to play on cc
Hi
You notice who is typing. Wow 💐
Ru actually 2700?
what kid
yes
Username on cc?
Turnuphater
That means if I win against you I will gain like 100+ points
There was some kid who joined the discord and mentioned he was 12 and he was turning 13 in like 10 days
and he got banned from discord
no?
Lmaoo
It says your acc doesn't exist
I wasn't shocked
I closed
...
wyd u close
bru do you play correspondence or something
What does it mean that there is a voice channel under "active now"? Because there are also othere channels active? Unless it means something else
😭
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Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1836 (1885 peak)
Blitz: 1319 (1336 peak)
Bullet: 1691 (1739 peak)
i think youd gain 10
Sorry but claiming to be 2700 and the having your account closed is kinda sus bro
16 if he doesnt have provisional rating
i mean we dont know that he ISNT
The ratings are real. He's 2650 in bullet and blitz. His highest rating in blitz was 2694
7.9999 = 7
Damn my bad
Damn..I went from getting 1350 Game ratings in a win to getting like a 700 game rating when I win
Am I just losing the board vision ?
oh hi there anelo
What’s good
Game review rating is not a good metric
Im currently playing on lichess
Why did ya quit chess.com
https://lichess.org/@/Turnuphater my acc I don't really play blitz tho
It’s not? So how do I know if I’m playing correctly ?
check how many bluders you got
"bluders"
I didn’t get any last game but my rating said I played like ass
If u play frequently u can kinda tell when u improve
Opponents of a certain rating start to feel easier compared to before
I got a few misses and gave up a fork on accident but that’s it lol
I honestly felt like I was playing so much better 2 weeks ago compared to now
did you go on an almighty losing streak
Did your rapid rating go up
I did recently and it messed up my confidence ngl
I mean ur ratings not always gonna go up
I made it to 987 and I haven’t been back since, I’m trying to make it to 1000 in the next 2 weeks
My goal for 2025 was to be 1900 and I'm stuck at 1850+ for like 2 months
I wish I was 1850 lol
You will just gotta play a lot
Do you wanna play an unrated rapid?
sure, i have daily time restrictions i set for myself so I can get sufficient sleep so if I randomly disconnect then don't question it
How can I be 2000 ?
I'm 1300 🥀
That’s fine
Username: ItsAnelo
Play a lot, think beforer you move, and think ahead
imma challenge so be alert
ok im gonna in 3
im doing this in spite of you lol. "before er"
If u are playing frequently u will know when u are ready to hit 1000
The opponents u need to beat to get there should not feel mentally taxing
Like 900-990 or so
I’m kinda extrapolating from experience bc that was how i knew i could hit 1900 previously
All the 18xx opponents that i had to beat leading up to it felt very manageable
tomato
Why am I stuck at 150 Elo even tho I easy beat my 700 elo freind
HAHA it looks like a funny idea but I don't think that we could calculate a lot but yeah we should try
(I guess you will play like chatgpt does hahahahhahaa)
Make a new account and choose "intermediate" while creating the account
Ok bet
Instant jump to 700elo
is this Brilliant
Lmao but the CC “intermediate” option is 1200
the opponent took the pawn and I checkmated him hehehe
67
💀
No 
Do you actually need to calculate the best move all the time or do you just need to find a line that's winning?
I want a lucid dream of Japanese waifus 😩
Man I would want to lucid dream about chess but it's almost 5am for me so maybe tomorrow
Like he took it and I checkmated him
I love when I get to experience action dreams
Also I hit 1300 again bitches I'm back
He is a silly boi
I'm scared about chess because I don't wanna play like chatgpt

tomorrow yeah good luck btw
Thank you 
Ye any line that’s winning is fine
Eh I think I will try to lucid dream about chess tonight... it might be boring if I play like chatgpt but anyways every good chess player needs to try
Bro how Tf do u even lucid dream
Thanks
a dream where you control everything bro
No how do u do it
google it
If you win in your dream and nobody notices you teleported your pieces, then did they really teleport? Schrödingers chess
Pluh
I could even pull out a uno reverse and win if I lose
Perhaps both you and your opponent was not the players, but just pieces moved by some others in a game we can't begin to comprehend
ragebaited @delicate smelt btw
idk how crazy chess would be in dream, I guess I will try to dream about it every night until it happens
(best way to be gm btw)
Ggs anelo
Last time I dreamt about chess, my king was getting rushed by like 7 pawns after I castled it and I woke up in despair. i do not recommend
at this point just rage quit and do another thing in the dream
XD
I see, I guess it’s cause I had this goal to hit it before new years and I’m running out of time
😭
Gg thanks for playing with me
Last time I dreamt that the devil was going to kill me because I had sleep paralysis and I was sweating and it was dark and I was sleeping on a mat on the floor
Damn bro, I'm honestly honored
Worst night ever
everybody is different, everyone should try
I wanted to shout but I had no voice
You are right. Never let your dreams be dreams. Just do it (even if you are litereally dreaming)
eh looks like you don't lucid dream
Does this server has tags?
Not really no
I don't even dream half the time
Sleep paralysis is the worst fr
what if we dream that we are gm only instead of playing 
GENIUSSSSS
it's different from everybody

*you don't remember
everybody dreams every night
yes the gm tag
Yay now I adopt the tag
Wdyn
Become gm in your dreams
Ok
I'll try too so it give us more chances !
How to beat someone of u r in 200 plus Elo and ur opponent to i always lose to them
time to tilt and lose 10 more matches
Happy Christmas 🎄🎁
everyone can reach 1000 if they try
Hate this Korean nig-
How to unlock more channel?
Connect your chesscom account. Type /connect
bro u replying faster than me
Bro waited his whole life for this
/skibidi
Suddenly showed up
no and how is this a tactic?
I didnt see the bishop
If ChatGPT takes this with his king, he will put a German sticky grenade in his back
Hey one-shot can u 1v1 me
you can play games that are dynamic such as Kings Gambit, Sicilian, Scotch gambit where there are more tactics present
I want to play 🥺👉🏻👈🏻
Ok
Wait I m installing chess. Com
you don't have to learn theory just some basic plans to play at under 2000 elo
Why didn't u install it
kim_jong-un_DPRK
even Magnus Carlsen thinks in middlegames and endgames
That's ur user?
Yes
Ok
Send challage quick
@mystic lion check ur dm
if you keep playing same opening over and over again you'll see several ways opponent plays and your thinking of the past will build more intuition and help you find more plans in them that you might have thought of in previous matches
Check ur dm
Nothing there
4 more wins
Wdym
Are you fat 💀
Ohk
KID can be but London isn't always the case, englund gambit, Benoni, and many anti-london plays, but it happens very rarely
Guys
what
you can also play King's indian attack for white but I don't personally like to play similar opening for both sides because one side has initiative and white side has kingside on the right and black side has kingside on the left which could make some slight confusion
sure
Challenge rapid
sent
Are you bobby fisher?
wtf is this game
But answer my question first pls did my opponent make a blunder by not moving the queen
And also i wanna play still
Cap
I thought i cooked
But i missed the easiest mate in 2 ever
Buddy
What bishop ?
Do not underestimate my stupidity friend
ggs
gg
wherever I moved my rook you can just take my knight then fork
idk if you'd see that
Wow riveting game between me and my opponent (also me)
Yes I played the tartakower
Are you going to lucid dream about chess ?
4
5
1
Yes
823649018616872971
brilliant
yeah I saw it
I played the Hippopotamus Defense with black
But it was still not losing
You should have played Rg2
Then it was only a pawn loss for you
But you were already cooked so, yeah
Gg ima grin elo now bye
Bro is playing himself 😭
how is Ke3 a better move?
Taking Magnus’s advice I see
After Ne3+, either piece has to take or white loses the queen to Nxd5. After fxe3 or Bxe3, white will play Ba4+ revealing an attack on d5. Black will win the queen.
2 pc for queen i think
"Sit at the chess board and play with yourself, it's amazing oh ok" -Carlsen
bruh
Instead of just an exchange (that knight is not escaping 😭)
Vro in enemy stables
if bishop takes then you can discover check and take queen, if pawn takes then you can do discovered check with bishop and win the queen as well
daily brill >:3
can u guess why its winning?
if takes then takes takes takes takes takes check king moves and you win somehow 💀
this hits hard
Why did Hikaru take the bishop with his knight there is no good pawn break to make that bishop useful again
Bro is not Him!
b5 to trap the bishop in a move?
theres a pin and another knight attacking the pawn near king, wins after a few exchange with that in mind somehow
Oh really
oh YES I am
yeah
Makes sense actually
i didnt see it sctually lol
Ah b5 fails to Rd1
btw how to get the world color role
i take it cuz the knight is worth more than my rook atp
Ohh really
ohhh that is genius, never before i thought how good the positioning of the bishop is.
Prove it then
i went to win by time
"totally"
Thanks @trail vortex @drowsy pelican @wind bay
Np
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
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Rapid: 2278 (2413 peak)
Blitz: 2078 (2088 peak)
Bullet: 1759 (1786 peak)
Prove it
I have 1 elo
how do you get the world role
Gift me one year chesscom diamond for christmas, Then I will believe you are really him!!!
Idk I forgot how
Anyone want to play chess rn my rating is 500😂😭
Ask a mod
@barren finch