💬〡chess-talk

[knotty folio]

soon to be experience

[harsh kite]

gg

[bitter niche]

i forget ive actually played this, but b6 is a crazy move lol

[knotty folio]

or go into philosophy

[rugged anvil]

cs majors dont get to jane street. quant swes are the equivalent of a janitor saying they go to MIT because they clean there

[pulsar flame]

[sacred rover]

it's mostly how I hear people got into it, maybe their parents just forced them. But personally, I just enjoyed making my own projects and donig whatever the hell I want

[sacred rover]

good will hunting refernce?

[lapis condor]

Who plays b6

[rugged anvil]

accidentally but yea

[knotty folio]

i want to be a teacher but my parents will beat the shit outta me

[bitter niche]

the guy who sent the image

[lapis condor]

I'll stay with 5
I actually got 10 as a tip in a free group session I hosted

[summer oar]

this the starting position. i played b6 cuz i didn’t want his knight to come on c5 but engine said its a bad move yeah

[sacred rover]

teacher is a terrible job rn

[bitter niche]

retire as a professor after you have a long career in stem

[sacred rover]

Especially if you are teaching at an average school

[pulsar flame]

retiring in months?

[sacred rover]

getting paid shit money to work with shit students

[knotty folio]

ok and

[lapis condor]

Bro put 2) Nf3 in french exchange I don't trust him one bit

[pulsar flame]

enjoy work

[knotty folio]

its just hands on problem solving fr

[knotty folio]

nah i dont feel like doing a phd just to have a potential career as a professor

[sacred rover]

more like spending the whole time fighting with admins and upper ppl

[rugged anvil]

yea well i enjoyed problem solving & comp prog. cs in college is NOT that. if you want that be a math major...

[knotty folio]

i already dislike my major how am i gonna sit through 5-7 yrs of a doctorate

[lapis condor]

Bro atleast start with a valid line what is 2) Nf3

[plain sapphire]

blud enjoyed problem solving with his 2.3 gpa 💀

[worn geode]

the 14 year old who got IOI silver from my school probably got this

[summer oar]

they transposed with d4 vro like

[knotty folio]

he liked solving problems just not when he was at school

[pulsar flame]

kentucky wildcats

[rugged anvil]

yea? skip school go to competitions

[lapis condor]

No you need to play Bd3 first instead of Nf3 that's why move order matters

[sacred rover]

Too late graduated already

[rugged anvil]

me too.....

oh from college

lmao old

[pulsar flame]

munkeys

[sacred rover]

I don't regret it tho. Getting paid pretty good and happy abt my life

[pulsar flame]

good

[sacred rover]

not working at any big company but still good enough for me

[alpine gust]

kentucky mentioned rahhhh

[plain sapphire]

is that what u actually did

[pulsar flame]

i just spit out my cake

you seem bitter

[rugged anvil]

yea but then they stopped letting me

[sacred rover]

You in college rn?

[rugged anvil]

yes i mean no dude im taking algebra 1 right now

need new people in chat so i can bait them with bragging about my algebra 1 final...

[leaden star]

anyone here play the french and want to run some rapid games?

[lapis condor]

Not here
In this variation, you can see white played Bd3 and why the other move order is not good is black can play Bf5 and trade if Bd3 you don't get the diagonal as white if you play Nf3 first
If black plays Bd6 it transposes ofc

[pulsar flame]

My father was in the military.

[sacred rover]

so hs?

[pulsar flame]

The United States Army to be exact.

[lapis condor]

What do you have prepped against the french

[sacred rover]

Oh was he deployed anywhere?

[cunning meteor]

hello chat i am the goat

[pulsar flame]

Virginia

[kindred crypt]

So he’s a war criminal?

[leaden star]

not something special i jsut wanna prac against the french

[bitter niche]

depends on if you play into the winawer

[pulsar flame]

And he lived in Germany

[leaden star]

lets play

[eternal temple]

rude.

[cunning meteor]

weiner opening

[pulsar flame]

Dang

[glass tartan]

anyone know the texas opening?

[languid crystal]

Is d4 a Brilliant move?

[plain sapphire]

Wtf is bro yapping about

Early bf5 is inaccurate iirc

[knotty folio]

lol

[rugged anvil]

@kindred crypt who are you

we're kind of twins

[pulsar flame]

Do you have intentions?

[cunning meteor]

fight! fight! fight!

[glass tartan]

u guess not

[cunning meteor]

i like your about me

[radiant swan]

what to expect from six seven Roblox vro

[lapis condor]

I do think white prefers to keep the lsb in exchange French and not trade with Bd3

[knotty folio]

i like my about me too

[pulsar flame]

I'm sure you've read my twitter.

[cunning meteor]

wait why do you have me blocked

what the fart

[radiant swan]

this person has

quite a few people blocked

but none of us know who she is bruh

[pulsar flame]

is that a baby Mew?

[cunning meteor]

real

why does this random have the great scoopy blocked

[radiant swan]

baby mew 🙏

not lore accurate

[cunning meteor]

okay time to sleep. school in 4 hours 💔

[worn geode]

she js blocks everyone so that she can have a solo chat with imaginary magnus

[radiant swan]

I'd block you too

[cunning meteor]

if?

[radiant swan]

if uhhh nothing mhm just like that

[cunning meteor]

oh its like baki when he sparred with an imaginary giant praying mantis and ate the imaginary soup

[worn geode]

yes exactly like that

[cunning meteor]

:( you hurt me, freaky

[fresh tinsel]

god i love this position as white

[cunning meteor]

me too

[worn geode]

wow cb doesnt want to free manter yoru and beans anymore huh smh

[radiant swan]

its FreaKy to you 😡😡😡😡😡

[cunning meteor]

freak

[radiant swan]

HEY

[quasi nova]

Freeky

[cunning meteor]

hii

[pulsar flame]

No, I am being respectful

[cunning meteor]

who is bro talking to

[worn geode]

most puzzling member of the discord

[radiant swan]

uhhh im too lazy to type it again after removing my name on accident

[worn geode]

blocks everyone and talks to no one

[cunning meteor]

😭

[pulsar flame]

Me saying I removed your sticker?

[worn geode]

did you really

[pulsar flame]

Your name and initials are still there on my left side.

[worn geode]

wow

[cunning meteor]

what the fart

[pulsar flame]

of my hand/arm.

[cunning meteor]

are these lyrics or something

[worn geode]

i dont even think this is bannable behaviour so we're just stuck with this

the mods are bound by their own rules and laws

[alpine bluff]

@pulsar flamefor how much money will you accept to be my girlfriend / wife

[pulsar flame]

that's very kind of you

[worn geode]

she responded

[radiant swan]

insane

[summer oar]

i got cooked on time but i swear bro i was cooking

[mortal bronze]

my brain isn't working

[radiant swan]

how come yall analysis got no engine line bruh

[mortal bronze]

why did i not take a free rook with check?

[pulsar flame]

did you put a nail in my tire?

[mortal bronze]

you can just turn it off in settings

[summer oar]

i mean the engine said i was cooking

[radiant swan]

the hell is that "analysis" then

[worn geode]

yeah it was me mb

[rotund turret]

anyone to play chess? dm me

[amber dragon]

please tell me you play caro kann

[twin pulsar]

Check out this #chess game: Era-52 vs CyOpz - https://www.chess.com/game/live/146896551580

[frosty peak]

Era-52 (383) vs. CyOpz (369)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Nc3 Bb4 4. a3 Bxc3 5. dxc3 Nf6 6. h3 Nxe4 7. Be3 O-O 8. Bd3 Nf6 9. Bc5 d6 10. g4 Na5 11. b4 b6 12. g5 Nd5 13. Nxe5 bxc5 14. Qh5 Qe8 15. [Qxh7#] 

[twin pulsar]

First h7 checkmate

[twilit dew]

Hi how is everyone

Sow that’s a nice game era!

[twin pulsar]

Thx it’s my first one, and also I’m doing good

[rugged anvil]

hi lily did you see i got a 99% on my algebra 1 final

[pulsar flame]

I think you just like hollow knight because it's niche

[rugged anvil]

i bet most of chat couldnt do this

[twilit dew]

Wow impressive! You should keep playing you’ll get better!

[twilit dew]

Oh wow congrats Wishful!

[rugged anvil]

ty lilyrishu

[twin pulsar]

Thx only 393 elo, already hit 400 but I keep blundering my openings

[pulsar flame]

aww

[amber dragon]

i got 91% accuracy on my school chess.com account😭

[fathom canyon]

Which year is that?

[rugged anvil]

idk it depends

[pulsar flame]

honestly i don't care anymore

[twilit dew]

Not bad for starting out! I started at around that elo as well 🙂

[worn geode]

he is doing abstract algebra 1 in college and is trying to troll

[twilit dew]

If you enjoy the game you sill get better

[rugged anvil]

wow ok ruin my fun

[worn geode]

it stopped being funny after the 5th time

smh

[amber dragon]

in a 30 move game

[twin pulsar]

I love it

[rugged anvil]

i only got 2 of them to call me out i need to set the trap again

[pulsar flame]

Should I get this?

[amber dragon]

police dont come for me

[rugged anvil]

nice referral link im not clicking that

you couldve deleted the referral link part

[amber dragon]

hop on silksong guys

[cunning meteor]

what's algebra 1 about

[lime kayak]

2 Brill today :3

[cunning meteor]

congrats!

[rugged anvil]

groups rings fields

[cunning meteor]

fire, congrats

[strong locust]

Guys I am always scared playing 1500s becoz I was also 1500 just a year ago but then they always blunder or don't play good enough and lose
Like it's so unbelievable
I see them playing so bad?

[mortal bronze]

why did my opponent repeat moves in a completely winning position

it was like -4 and he had a 5 minute time advantage too

[kindred crypt]

skill issue

[fleet dove]

Foh

[thorn cliff]

looks like the same graph over and over again

nothing new under the sun

[full socket]

Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum

[fleet dove]

being scared to play a game that you partake in voluntarily is crazy

[amber dragon]

i tried to go against the french

[Event "casual correspondence game"]
[Site "https://lichess.org/R4QcmIka"]
[Date "2025.12.19"]
[Round "-"]
[White "titanfall_2_sweat"]
[Black "lichess AI level 6"]
[Result "1-0"]
[GameId "R4QcmIka"]
[UTCDate "2025.12.19"]
[UTCTime "02:30:24"]
[WhiteElo "1500"]
[BlackElo "?"]
[Variant "Standard"]
[TimeControl "-"]
[ECO "C10"]
[Opening "French Defense: Paulsen Variation"]
[Termination "Normal"]

1. e4 e6 2. Nc3 d5 3. d4 c6 4. Nf3 Bd6 5. Bd3 Nd7 6. e5 Bf8 7. O-O c5 8. Bg5 Qa5 9. Qe1 c4 10. Be2 Nb6 11. Bd2 a6 12. Nd1 Qb5 13. b3 Ba3 14. Ne3 Ne7 15. Rb1 Ng6 16. bxc4 Qc6 17. c5 Nd7 18. c4 O-O 19. Rb3 Bxc5 20. cxd5 exd5 21. dxc5 Nxc5 22. Rb4 Qe6 23. Bc3 b5 24. Nd4 Qd7 25. f4 Ne4 26. Bb2 Qd8 27. Rb3 Re8 28. Bh5 Qh4 29. Qxh4 Nxh4 30. Nxd5 Nf5 31. Nc7 Nxd4 32. Rd3 Rf8 33. Nxa8 Ne6 34. Nb6 N6c5 35. Rd4 Be6 36. Bf3 f5 37. exf6 Rxf6 38. Bxe4 Nxe4 39. Rxe4 Rh6 40. f5 Bf7 41. Rd1 Kh8 42. Rd8+ Bg8 43. Ree8 Rf6 44. Rxg8# 1-0

[frosty peak]

titanfall_2_sweat vs. lichess AI level 6

Move List

1. e4 e6 2. Nc3 d5 3. d4 c6 4. Nf3 Bd6 5. Bd3 Nd7 6. e5 Bf8 7. O-O c5 8. Bg5 Qa5 9. Qe1 c4 10. Be2 Nb6 11. Bd2 a6 12. Nd1 Qb5 13. b3 Ba3 14. Ne3 Ne7 15. Rb1 Ng6 16. bxc4 Qc6 17. c5 Nd7 18. c4 O-O 19. Rb3 Bxc5 20. cxd5 exd5 21. dxc5 Nxc5 22. Rb4 Qe6 23. Bc3 b5 24. Nd4 Qd7 25. f4 Ne4 26. Bb2 Qd8 27. Rb3 Re8 28. Bh5 Qh4 29. Qxh4 Nxh4 30. Nxd5 Nf5 31. Nc7 Nxd4 32. Rd3 Rf8 33. Nxa8 Ne6 34. Nb6 N6c5 35. Rd4 Be6 36. Bf3 f5 37. exf6 Rxf6 38. Bxe4 Nxe4 39. Rxe4 Rh6 40. f5 Bf7 41. Rd1 Kh8 42. Rd8+ [Bg8] 43. Ree8 Rf6 44. Rxg8# 

[strong locust]

It's like being scared when u see a kid in otb

[fallen pelican]

🥀

[amber dragon]

✅

[fleet dove]

why would I be scared to see a kid otb

[strong locust]

Billy badass over here 🥶

[fleet dove]

being scared of literal children is crazy work

[amber dragon]

so how does my game look?(im white)

[tame pilot]

yo anyone there

[amber dragon]

yes

[pure prism]

finally 1600 🥀

[pure prism]

me

[lapis condor]

Congrats but
2000 when

[fringe axle]

2700 when

[pure prism]

not this year but next year for sure

[lapis condor]

2000 fide when

[pine jungle]

who plays chess here ? 🗿

[pure prism]

next year for sure

[pure prism]

me

[pine jungle]

bet let's play

[lapis condor]

Ahh 2000 fide is like 2500+ chess. Com

Like 2200 fide is CM

[pure prism]

whats your rating

[pure prism]

yess ik

[pine jungle]

Donna what's that ?

[amber dragon]

3000 when?

[lapis condor]

You gonna get to. 2500 from 1600 in a year? Nah

[fringe axle]

2 years

[warm nest]

I've reached 600 elo. That means I'm an above average chess player

[lapis condor]

2883 fide when

[mild quiver]

I gotta question

[pure prism]

i became 1000 to 1600 this yearso yeah

[lapis condor]

I'd say above average is like 13-1400

[pine jungle]

trust the process 🗿

[warm nest]

I beg to differ

[lapis condor]

Getting 2400 from 2000 takes thrice the time taken from 0-2000 or twice

[warm nest]

Couldn't imagine playing a game with no blunders

[pine jungle]

not playing again?

[fringe axle]

I mean thinking about it I grew around 1400 points in the first year I played 300 in the second and 200 in the third

[mild quiver]

I’m 1000 elo at 10 min games, if I switch to 25 min games will I improve my rating right off the bat?

[pure prism]

yes ik but my game review says that i play like 2400 and just so you know i have beaten 2100 and also 2000 around 2 times

[lapis condor]

Didn't answer my question 2883 fide

[pine jungle]

no just longer time control nothing much
what's rating btw ? 🗿

[fringe axle]

15 years

[warm nest]

Game review is based on ur current elo+how you did in the game according to stockfish. Don't trust it

[pure prism]

i barely play and only when i am bored or want to increase my rating

[pine jungle]

what the f is rating?

[lapis condor]

In that sense I've beaten a GM 2 times in like 20 games and acc to cc review I play like 2800 does that mean im a GM

[pine jungle]

am confused here

[pure prism]

but i have beaten 2100 soyou cant deny that yk

[warm nest]

Who tryna battle me

[amber dragon]

97 percent accuracy

[mild quiver]

I still tend to lose on time at 10 min cause I calculate too much

[pine jungle]

let's go 🗿

[warm nest]

What's ur name

[lapis condor]

Or I can be a GM nah.
I'm never getting GM there's a lot of diff in beating once in 10 games and reaching there

[pine jungle]

yh play more of blitz 🗿

[amber dragon]

this game i had 97% acc

[lapis condor]

Not required rating highly depends on how well you played acc to complexity of game not acc

[mild quiver]

😭 I hate blitz dawg

[pure prism]

well technically not but like yes you have potential to become one

[pine jungle]

just send a link let me join

[pure prism]

elo of chesscom

[warm nest]

https://link.chess.com/play/2TeSKm

[pine jungle]

what's elo

[lapis condor]

Na bro I'm never becoming GM in my lifetime highest I can get is IM if I remain jobless and train chess for 10 more years

[amber dragon]

1578

[pure prism]

oh you are almost same as me

i am 1600

[alpine bluff]

bro the bird opening is so hard to play

[lapis condor]

Just play e4

[pure prism]

search on google you will get the answer

[amber dragon]

but i feel like my elo is lagging behind

[pine jungle]

yh I did it showed numbers

[pure prism]

yes you should be 1600 then

[pine jungle]

wow

[pure prism]

yes elo is basically a rank/number given to players when they defeat opponent the higher your elo is the better player you are in chess and will get your same level opponent

[pine jungle]

ouhh

[keen hearth]

Black Probably should of just offered a draw.

[bitter niche]

why not qf8 chat

black seems completely fine to me

[lapis condor]

Let me guys give you a small puzzle visualise and solve

e4 e5
f4 exf4
Nf3 Nf6
e5 Nh5
d4 d6
Qe2 dxe5
Nxe5 Qh4+
g3 Nxg3
hxg3 Qxh1
Bxf4 Bd6
Nc3 0-0
0-0-0 Bh3
Find the best move for ehite and maybe the best continuation if you can

[pure prism]

sorry but i am not hikaru

[lapis condor]

@bitter niche solve it🥶

[lapis condor]

for solving this, you don't need to be hikaru

[bitter niche]

i dont feel like it

nh5 is theory? wtf lol

[lapis condor]

Ye it is

[pure prism]

but i dont play blindfolded chess so i have to do this on board

[keen hearth]

Then they go to g5 and just keeps on going

[lapis condor]

Hmm that makes it way easier but ye try

[bitter niche]

qg7 after that black is still fine, i dont understand

[pure prism]

also what is your rating on chesscom

[lapis condor]

Let's say 300

[keen hearth]

kh6

[knotty ridge]

chess plays me

[lapis condor]

Kj6🥶
Bro invented a file

What about I file tho did king hop a file

[keen hearth]

I meant h

[lapis condor]

Or multiple files

[keen hearth]

I

[bitter niche]

this is the worst blindfold position of all time i see nothing for white in this position i wasted my time visualizing this

[keen hearth]

bleh

[lapis condor]

Ah bro didn't invent I got excited for nothing

[lapis condor]

||Nxf7!! || bro

[bitter niche]

oh yeah that does make sense

[lapis condor]

Continue with Nd7

All of this is theory btw @bitter niche

[warm nest]

Ait I blundered the bishop 😂😂

[bitter niche]

take bishop ig its a free pawn

[pine jungle]

messy asf

[warm nest]

600 elo things

[bitter niche]

theres a bishop on h3 and a queen on h1 and my queen is on e2 and bishop on f1 this is so strange

[keen hearth]

Either way the move set would just be back and forth of the same move unless you wanna do a sacrafice.

[pine jungle]

aura 🗿

[bitter niche]

no its not back and forth, because i go Qg7 after qf8, you are still just making stuff up

[lapis condor]

No Bxh3 Qxh3 straight up wins for white there's only 1 line to equalise as white

[pine jungle]

let's go again

[bitter niche]

no no nxd6

the other bishop mb

[amber dragon]

[pine jungle]

bxh3?

[keen hearth]

Kg5 and kh6?

[bitter niche]

10/10 ragebait

[lapis condor]

Oh wait mb I missed a move after Nxf7 it's Bxf4+, gxf4 followed by Nd7

[keen hearth]

I don't understand what you getting mad about?

[bitter niche]

bruh

im done w this position

[knotty ridge]

f6 Kxg6 Qf7+ Kh6 and the g file is open so yeah probably best to go Qh7+ for a repetition

[bitter niche]

you see this position? lets go in order

I play as black, Qf8+
You have one square so you go Kg5, now I go Qg7, what do you play now

[keen hearth]

kh6

[lapis condor]

The theory goes Qc4, Rxf7, Qxf7!! , Kxf7, Bc4+, Be6!, Bxe6+, Kxe6, Rxh1, Nf6 and theory ends

[bitter niche]

there is a queen on g7.

[bitter niche]

i gave up on that a while ago buster

[keen hearth]

Hold on, oh now i see what you mean

[pine jungle]

🥀🥀

[keen hearth]

Queen trade.

[trail vortex]

sacrifice everything for checkmate somehow

[bitter niche]

also thats not even the best line, i can literally play f6 and just mate you lmao

[trail vortex]

sacrofice rook for no reason

put psychological pressure

[amber dragon]

chatgtp

[pine jungle]

there's a mate here only if u have the eyes of the gods 🗿

[bitter niche]

yeah as i said i can just play f6 and mate

qf8 should also just be winning still since the white king is on g5 lmao

[keen hearth]

Wouldn't h4 be a option?

[knotty ridge]

actually never mind, f6 Kxg6 Qh7+ Kxf6 Qg7+ just wins lol

[bitter niche]

that blunders two different checkmates

h4 also blunders two checkmates

honestly its unstoppable mate, so you were the one who should have offered the draw my friend

[pine jungle]

u have the eyes 🗿

[knotty ridge]

g6 pawn is now hanging, but you win the queen with a skewer

[amber dragon]

chatgtp summons a queen on h7

[bitter niche]

i could do that or just mate in 5 which is what i just calculated

[pine jungle]

yh it's mate in two regardless

[knotty ridge]

where

[pine jungle]

or more if he wants to prolong the game

[bitter niche]

f6 Kxg6 Qh7+ Kxf6 Qg7+ Kf5 Qg4+ Kf6 Ra6#

or actually queen can block so Qb6 and Rxb6#

[keen hearth]

Hold on a sec isn't this like the queen trade part?

[bitter niche]

yeah this is if i dont have mate im still completely fine lol

f6 just wins the game on the spot though

[pine jungle]

nah qg7 is pointless

[glass tartan]

i speak broken english

[keen hearth]

But once the queen trade happens black takes and it's whites move.

[knotty ridge]

oh cool

[pine jungle]

welcome
domain expansion 🗿

[pine jungle]

send Game make we play 🗿

ouff that's tuff

[keen hearth]

f6 ...

Ugh...

[pine jungle]

why did u play qg7 in the first place 🗿? u spoilt the game

[keen hearth]

Nah, the game ended with him moving his queen away and allowing mate

Bullet chess doesn't allow you to think.

[pine jungle]

oh it's bullet

damnn look at that turnaround 🗿

[trail vortex]

all that calculation in this chat for a bullet match 💀

[thin hearth]

Hi
Good morning

[trail vortex]

Hi Mr. X Good Morning Mr. X

[keen hearth]

lol, that match was already decided, think i'm a ask chat for advice during actual games? SMH.

[trail vortex]

<@&745328830649991179>

[opaque light]

guyz

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Massimo Jordan (massimojordan)

This is the Chess.com profile of massimojordan. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Massimo Jordan (massimojordan)
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Moderator or Staff: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 361 (449 peak)
Blitz: 329 (peak)
Bullet: 236 (438 peak)

[opaque light]

how to improve at bullet

[void ember]

dont

[trail vortex]

play rapid 15 + 10 games

[opaque light]

why

[opaque light]

already

im using jobava londong

for white

[kindred crypt]

does anyone know how to achieve a UI style like the older chess.com UI ? I haven't found a way to bring it back ( example in image above )

[opaque light]

and queens indian and sicilian for black

[patent patrol]

Hi

[shadow obsidian]

play longer time controls

[opaque light]

like how

[shadow obsidian]

play rapid

[opaque light]

ok

[shadow obsidian]

bullet improvement wont come without general improvement

[tired hamlet]

HELLO MY FRIEND FROM ROMANIA

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Mafia Don (metar_taf)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Mafia Don (metar_taf)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2344 (2376 peak)
Blitz: 2419 (peak)
Bullet: 2708 (2742 peak)

[glass tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-christmas-gif-27296381

[thorn cliff]

spilled 20 rapid rating in one hour because I play without opening knowledge

most skill capped/hardstuck on the planet

[primal narwhal]

💀

have yall seen this website, I found it on X

[glass tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/yawn-yawning-sleepy-tired-gif-2534042767085308809

[spring lion]

Chesscom posted it on X

[spring lion]

🤫

[barren finch]

stockfish will see mate in 50 moves

[shadow obsidian]

3 billion to israel ‼️‼️

[keen hearth]

50 moves

[shadow obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/israel-another-20-trillion-money-isreal-billion-isreal-million-isreal-gif-14749225861519006261

[nova depot]

...

[grave moon]

uh

[nova depot]

broo thats crazy

[ancient ingot]

Let’s be good to each other.

[nova depot]

palestine supporters have been real quite since this dropped

[shadow obsidian]

??????

[nova depot]

wth?

[shadow obsidian]

@uncut sable come handle this guy 💔🥀

[nova depot]

bro this guy is like the only nerd in the class who reminds the teacher of homework.

[gusty hazel]

bro this guy is like those tough kids who think playing 2b2t means they are egangsters

[reef venture]

WHAT IS 2B2T

[barren finch]

💔
mate in 50 is good

[shadow obsidian]

when mods can still see the deleted messages 🥀

[nova depot]

nah bruh ya not correct

[reef venture]

I AM AN E GOD AND ALSO A REAL GOD

AND?

[gusty hazel]

💀

[bitter niche]

what was the message

[reef venture]

I SAID ANITA IS BAD AT CHESS

[nova depot]

i don't beleive in these things

[reef venture]

CASE CLOSED

[shadow obsidian]

he called our goat anitta a bitch 😭💀

[nova depot]

OMGGGG

[gusty hazel]

the gangster not_akshay3911

[reef venture]

CASE CLOSED.

[nova depot]

bro wth stop.

[shadow obsidian]

deleted message is forever there vro

[bitter niche]

who did

[shadow obsidian]

@reef venture

[nova depot]

hey bro how is my pfp?

[reef venture]

CANT DELETE TO BOOST YOUR CHESS SKILL THOUGH

[shadow obsidian]

that’s correct

[nova depot]

so much caps

[reef venture]

AND?

CAPS ARE A STYLE

[bitter niche]

how old are you

[nova depot]

turn of caps bruhh.

[gusty hazel]

i can't see it because you helped discord by watching ads for 50 hours to get your profile effect that literally covers it

[tranquil mica]

CAPS = SHOUT

[reef venture]

ok caps are off

[nova depot]

thx

[bitter niche]

<@&745328830649991179>

[reef venture]

the real ace just confessed

without knowing

[nova depot]

uhh no ig i watched only 3 vids btw

[reef venture]

Hahahahahahaha

[grave moon]

💀

[nova depot]

bro don't ya understand sarcasm?

[grave moon]

67

[reef venture]

i know but thats a confession

[nova depot]

676767676767676767676767676767

[shadow obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-gif-5621531078550832708

[nova depot]

bro i was talkin' bout ya...

[reef venture]

it doesnt matter its a confession

[nova depot]

nvm beans

[gusty hazel]

go back to cod

[nova depot]

?

[reef venture]

ace say goodnight

[nova depot]

bro what?

[reef venture]

say goodbye to all your discord associates

[gusty hazel]

isn't that the call of duty soviet emblem

[nova depot]

why tho???

[nova depot]

nahh i found on reddit

[reef venture]

kiss them goodnight write a will to them

[gusty hazel]

istg ur like

[nova depot]

BRO WHAT YA WANT?!

[gusty hazel]

in your single digit years ace

[reef venture]

you confessed

[nova depot]

huh?

[reef venture]

discord can ban you with a confession

[gusty hazel]

.

oh he is cooked 🙁

[reef venture]

hi d4 e4

[barren finch]

santa is bad at chess 😭
for my gift I want more elo

[reef venture]

yes he is

[reef venture]

its crazy that at my level i just stare at other players about things ive seen since vietnam

[shadow obsidian]

chess talk channel is low tier loot rn

[merry bough]

can't wait to see this game in the Masters Database 🥀
https://lichess.org/IRLHnxMB

[frosty peak]

Almarza Mato, Carlos (2154) vs. Torgersen, Terje (2298)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 a6 4. Ba4 Nf6 5. O-O Be7 6. Re1 b5 7. Bb3 O-O 8. h3 Bb7 9. d3 d5 10. exd5 Nxd5 11. Nxe5 Nd4 12. Bd2 c5 13. Nc3 Nc7 14. Ne4 Nxb3 15. axb3 Qd5 16. f4 f5 17. Nc3 Qxg2# 

[reef venture]

why do you like the right of the board

oh wait thats not you

[shadow obsidian]

this is probably the worst clash clips i’ve seen

[bitter niche]

#nerfheromusk

[reef venture]

Hey be careful

[radiant swan]

what is this deck vro

[shadow obsidian]

hero musk has nothing to do with that tho 😭

[reef venture]

i can call daddy and say he should ban this irrelevant content

[radiant swan]

bomb tower is crazy

[bitter niche]

my 6500 trophy deck lmao

[shadow obsidian]

mid ladder trophies

[reef venture]

that deck is so crazy

[radiant swan]

my sparky beatdown deck would solo that deck fr

[bitter niche]

i just make my own decks idk whats good

[reef venture]

i dont know his plan there

[radiant swan]

nah jk but bomb tower vro

[merry bough]

https://tenor.com/view/suspiriaangel-suspiria-angel-monkey-news-gif-24806015

I thought this was #💬〡chess-talk

[radiant swan]

bomb tower is absurd

[reef venture]

This is chess talk

[bitter niche]

what building is better

[reef venture]

but humans can not simply just talk about chess

[radiant swan]

cannon

either that or tesla

thats 2 goated buildings

[bitter niche]

tesla so weak tho

[radiant swan]

inferno is only good in logbait decks

[shadow obsidian]

tesla best tower

[radiant swan]

every other building is trash including xbow and mortar

[shadow obsidian]

it is

[reef venture]

hikaru said the fide is crying for a new world champion

[fleet dove]

mods please ban all clash royale discussion in this chat room

[reef venture]

Mods ban all the people

[slow folio]

wait

[fleet dove]

Mods please doxx everyone in the server

[slow folio]

Beans??!

BEANS IS THAT YOU?

[fleet dove]

wrong beans

[reef venture]

Im not the beans you think

[fleet dove]

there were 2 beans

[slow folio]

my boi ain’t back yet

[radiant swan]

tgats a guy impersonating

[slow folio]

hold up

[reef venture]

Mods please impersonate someone

Mods start with a4

[fleet dove]

mods please impersonate someone with a job

[slow folio]

is Beans in Pixel server yet?

[reef venture]

Mods please apply for a job and go

[radiant swan]

they couldn't even if they wanted to

[slow folio]

I can invite him

[radiant swan]

dont invite anyone smh

[reef venture]

Mods please buy a gld put debit spread

[slow folio]

oh

[radiant swan]

theres enough people as there is

[fleet dove]

invite me

[slow folio]

well fair lol

[radiant swan]

no

[slow folio]

ok lemme send rq, ||first give me 1000000$||

[reef venture]

Only facebook or instagram mods are good people

The rest are people who have nothing better to do

[fleet dove]

mods please ban this suspicious user "EliClark" for phishing schemes

[slow folio]

jk im not allowed to invite as cb said

[bitter niche]

hold on yall were cooking i switched bomb tower to tesla and rg to balloon and insta three crowned w this dieck

[reef venture]

first give me 100000 isnt funny

[slow folio]

im just kidding bro

[reef venture]

mods please email a top player here

mods please summon them to this chat

[slow folio]

mods: what is going on

[fleet dove]

mods mods mods mods mods mods, mods mods mods, mods mods modsmods.

[reef venture]

"that was a good game by magnus"

[radiant swan]

dom dom dom dom

[shadow obsidian]

W 3 crown

[reef venture]

mods please make hikaru lag today

[radiant swan]

play sparky beatdown and you'll instantly 3 crown

[slow folio]

chat can Oro be the youngest GM in history?

[bitter niche]

evo witch evo royal ghost hero musk w combo

[slow folio]

he has 3 months left for his last GM norm

[dusk bolt]

10min rapid anyone? I'm bored in so many levels ;-;

[bitter niche]

i have a girlfriend sorry

[shadow obsidian]

bro probably dont even got half the cards unlocked for a proper beatdown

[wind tree]

i finally reached 1400

yipee

[shadow obsidian]

did u connect ur account first?

[radiant swan]

all you need is giant

[slow folio]

nice job vro

[fleet dove]

you have a girlfriend in spite of cr, quit and you'd have 32

[slow folio]

welcome to hell level of 1400

[wind tree]

tq tq

[bitter niche]

i dont want 32 girlfriends

[reef venture]

wow w rizz?

[pine jungle]

hobey

[shadow obsidian]

top level chess is the most boring shi ever

[radiant swan]

evo exe evo crack sparky hero giant hero mp and 3 spells

[reef venture]

have you rizzed 6 7 girls yet?

[fleet dove]

tell that to the other 31

[pine jungle]

💀

[slow folio]

where you will have 80% chance of being stuck for months

[dusk bolt]

How😭

[bitter niche]

one woman is enough stress why would i want to deal with that 32 times in a day

im kidding ofc

[slow folio]

[shadow obsidian]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHVsNnZza2tvb2lkOXJyOWJ3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tI0a0QzIRmzDShP23b/giphy.gif

[pine jungle]

I guess u meant 6'7 💀🙏

[reef venture]

I meant 6 7

[wind tree]

i fought an im in 1400 once

i lost 1400 and got demoted to 1220 elo then got back up

[pine jungle]

alr beans 🗿

[reef venture]

you guys arent adults all of you

[radiant swan]

mathematics server member

run

[bitter niche]

i got banned for trolling

[reef venture]

im reporting this to the irs

[radiant swan]

luckily im not american

[reef venture]

I remember the green guy

[tough jasper]

WSP

GEUSS WHO SPENT MONTHS NOT PLAYING ANS ONLY STUDYING

[radiant swan]

nobody

[tough jasper]

Exactly

I ain't doing allat

[fleet dove]

they're talking about the irish irs they will find where you live and neutralize you

[reef venture]

You win nothing unless you are trying to get fans or money

[radiant swan]

no plz not liek this 😨😨😨

[pine jungle]

damn I can't drop img

[reef venture]

Irs says some people here are 7 some are 31

[pine jungle]

studying
yes

[radiant swan]

L

no perms

[pine jungle]

yh yh

[radiant swan]

imagine being so bad

[reef venture]

Why do so many people on discord have illegal files

[chilly summit]

what on earth does that mean

[radiant swan]

vro is speaking from personal experience

[vast saffron]

gang no way

what do they mean eps you might like💀

https://files.catbox.moe/jd3y4r.png

[reef venture]

Like so many have them

[reef venture]

Discord does nothing for society but that and people talking whatever

[worn geode]

i js took a quiz and found out it was open book after the quiz

[somber lark]

You seem cooked

[vast saffron]

neither do sports by that logic

[vast saffron]

bro ive never even lisened to a podcast on spoify 😭

[reef venture]

Yes nothing

[vast saffron]

fair enough

[shadow obsidian]

lets people be social..?

[radiant grail]

🏆 chesskinguser2's Chess Wrapped 2025

⏱️ 13,181 minutes played

📈 Ratings:
Bullet: 1190 (+843)
Blitz: 1272 (+840)
Rapid: 987 (+469)

♟️ Top Openings:
#1 Uncommon Opening (836 games)
#2 French Defense (571 games)
#3 Giuoco Piano (277 games)

🎭 Personality: The Botez

Get yours at chessigma.com/wrapped

[tired hamlet]

"Discord does nothing for society except for the thing it does for society"

[radiant grail]

what is it supposed to do? solve world hunger?

[tacit pulsar]

I FINNALY DID IT 651 ELO, TIME TO LOSE IT ALL

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> doryetuosenbcakohn

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2375 (peak)
Blitz: 2555 (peak)
Bullet: 2508 (peak)

[tired hamlet]

PROUD OF YOU

[vast saffron]

ya

[radiant grail]

mb mate

[tired hamlet]

is your username in reference to kawhi leonard

[gusty verge]

Ayo

[somber lark]

Do you have bedsores dor

[fallow sluice]

💯

[gusty verge]

My elo is 700 🥀

[somber lark]

Peak sitting for too long

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> krabbythepilot

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Blitz: 521 (peak)

[tired hamlet]

SITTING PRETTY AT THE PEAK

[fallow sluice]

your opponent must of been trash

[gusty verge]

[fallow sluice]

lol

[gusty verge]

What's ur elo?

[tired hamlet]

my gf says i eat like a caveman tf

[gusty verge]

Chess match?

[fallow sluice]

286

[shadow obsidian]

unga bunga

[gusty verge]

🥀Nice

[tired hamlet]

am i the only one who eats mac and cheese with my hands

[fallow sluice]

oh lord yes

[somber lark]

no

[radiant grail]

yes bro howd u know

[tired hamlet]

sounds like sarcasm

[shadow obsidian]

me when i have autism

[tired hamlet]

why u friends with invis

[shadow obsidian]

wym bro

[fleet dove]

no

[tired hamlet]

that dude's a spy from china

[shadow obsidian]

me and invis meow at each other

[tired hamlet]

what the hell

[radiant grail]

no it isnt but its cool. i searched it up. funny laugh

[hot cloud]

Wsp chat

[radiant grail]

wanna play

[radiant swan]

thats fine shyt

[oak jacinth]

thats wild

[oak jacinth]

💀

[small vigil]

what

[shadow obsidian]

#notmyinvis

[tacit wren]

🥀

[ancient lantern]

im now 250 elo from 2000😼

i fricken got this

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Chess King (chesskinguser2)

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Name: Chess King (chesskinguser2)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 987 (1017 peak)
Blitz: 1272 (1282 peak)
Bullet: 1190 (peak)

[radiant grail]

@hot cloud whats urs/

[icy spire]

everytime I fight a higher rated than me like 50 elo higher it always ends in drawable postions

[oak jacinth]

there is no way i just had a 52.3 acuraccy💀

[shadow obsidian]

rapid rating too low

[tacit pulsar]

First ever smothers mate making progress, hoping to make it so states next year 🙏

[tired hamlet]

99th percentile in what

[ancient lantern]

that thing is pointless

[tired hamlet]

how do they determine it

CLICK THE INFORMATION ICON

[shadow obsidian]

data and statistics

[tired hamlet]

big if true

[vast saffron]

wanna play a 3 min anyone?

[ancient lantern]

its getting noticably harder now sigh I need to convert winning positions i'd already be close to 1800

[vast saffron]

im def not as good online as a am over the board

[tired hamlet]

you need to convert my question that you just ignored into an answer

[ancient lantern]

WHAT

[shadow obsidian]

imagine converting

[ancient lantern]

that is what it says

[tired hamlet]

it has to be in a range then

[ancient lantern]

no duh

[tired hamlet]

like tiers. maybe 1499-1799 or something

[ancient lantern]

my coach is SLEEPING how dare he

[tacit wren]

nnj

[vast saffron]

you have a coach?

[ancient lantern]

yes he is so awesomeness

[vast saffron]

lucky

[compact timber]

When i play chess and move the queen but it accidentally ends up in my oppenent

[vast saffron]

i need to improve on my own sadge

[ancient lantern]

what rating are you

[tired hamlet]

imagine having a coach

[ancient lantern]

my advice is drop all social life, quit your job, lock yourself in a room and eat once a day. All other time is reserved for chess

[vast saffron]

i used to be 1000 on an alt till i learned you cant have one

[trail vortex]

why should we imagine

[tired hamlet]

having a coach is like having training wheels

[vast saffron]

exactly a good way to start

[oak jacinth]

bro i am so cooked my on the bottom of rating for player rating it said 450 rating im so grilled😭

[tired hamlet]

in order to keep your balance you must not move or something i forget the albert einstein quote

[trail vortex]

I hate losing

[tired hamlet]

I VEHEMENTLY disagree

[vast saffron]

im rly good at it

[tired hamlet]

the best way to learn is to fall repeatedly

i can't relate because i'm sitting at the peak, i was talking about u guys

[radiant grail]

anyone wanna play

[ancient lantern]

memememeememememe

[vast saffron]

me

[ancient lantern]

MEMEMEMERMEMEEMEMESFM ASFMSFMS EFSMEF pa:sem\

[radiant grail]

uh oh bruv

[graceful furnace]

well i sure must have learned a lot

[trail vortex]

I think Rein wants to play

[radiant grail]

this is bad since u want to play and ppl usually dont unless i force them...

i might be cooked

[radiant grail]

ChessKINGuser2

[ancient lantern]

I always wanna play everyone HATES me especially dor

[vast saffron]

nah

[trail vortex]

what goes up must come down

[tired hamlet]

show your profile right now u won't

[radiant grail]

tell me when send rein

[ancient lantern]

I just sent

[tired hamlet]

<@&745328830649991179> WTF IS THIS

[radiant grail]

k gimme sec

[fiery smelt]

I'm shocked that all the 500 elos I matched didnt even know what is damiano defense or fishing rod trap💀💀💀

[alpine gust]

faustino got his second gm norm

[icy spire]

why

[vast saffron]

ima challange you after

[radiant grail]

bro i didnt realize what he meant until u said

[radiant grail]

nonrated

[ancient lantern]

isnt the damiano just an insta knight sac I forgot

[trail vortex]

I'm 1500 I dont know what those are

[icy spire]

whenever I'm losing I always wins and whenver I'm winning I always lose

[radiant grail]

rated blitz?

[oak jacinth]

i can never win

[ancient lantern]

unrated

[fiery smelt]

Yep, an insta knight sac

[radiant grail]

k. whats ur user? its not showing i think glitch

[fiery smelt]

I tryna go for the elo sacrifice

[radiant grail]

bro ofc not

[tired hamlet]

have u tried playing @trail vortex

[oak jacinth]

no

[radiant grail]

yo i played mbat before

[oak jacinth]

who is he

[fiery smelt]

Yes it is. Idk why

[oak jacinth]

is he good

[trail vortex]

"the hardest game to win is a won game" -Capablanca

[ancient lantern]

i need wings

[tired hamlet]

redbull

[ancient lantern]

I LOVEEEEEE REDBULL

[radiant grail]

mb i meant like no ay 500 elos know what it is

[oak jacinth]

thats wild

[trail vortex]

why'd you cry emoji your own comment

[vast saffron]

what was that

[tired hamlet]

everytime i ordered textbooks off of chegg, i would get a can of redbull that i'd pour down the drain

[ancient lantern]

tomorrows friday yay

[uneven turret]

redbull gives you wings

[oak jacinth]

oh yea

[icy spire]

I need like 30 more elo and I'm 1400....

[tired hamlet]

im kind of known for that in here

[trail vortex]

friday means monday is coming

[radiant grail]

wait mbat whats ur user again?

[radiant grail]

rein whats ur user?

[ancient lantern]

but thats christmas week

[ancient lantern]

Waguriyay

[vast saffron]

bro who was that dude

[trail vortex]

I said the same thing when I was about to reach 1600, never reached it.

[ancient lantern]

I don't celebrate christmas but I will have a few days off work and I will hit 2000😎

[radiant grail]

mbat whats ur chess.com user?

[oak jacinth]

chill with the username u dont need to be this mad about Daniel aroditsky

[tired hamlet]

@icy spire Are you mon ara's alt

[vast saffron]

sent

[icy spire]

yeah I said it a week ago ang I lost like 70 elo then regained it back

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> not_bobby-fischer

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1534 (1598 peak)
Blitz: 1212 (1240 peak)
Bullet: 1297 (1422 peak)

[radiant grail]

k sent

[uneven turret]

Why are you so triggered

[icy spire]

who's mon ara?

[vast saffron]

nvm

need to go

[tired hamlet]

[radiant grail]

mb soon

[uneven turret]

Thanks for letting me acknoledge your existence

[chilly summit]

he has kramniks meat in his mouth

[lunar echo]

Can people actually reach 4000 rated on Chess.com?

[uneven turret]

what meat?

[icy spire]

mori Toriyama is my previous name I just changed it

[vast saffron]

nah need to go mb

[trail vortex]

✨️🍒 Mon Ara 🍒✨️

[chilly summit]

wdym what meat

[trail vortex]

or sm like that

[uneven turret]

https://chess.com/member/welovetrump3

[tired hamlet]

LMAOOO

[icy spire]

I don't get it

[chilly summit]

😂

[uneven turret]

Already done mate

Elo WR any% is 5326

But elo WR glitchless rn is like 3570

[trail vortex]

its someone's username

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> bladesuffer

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1378 (1385 peak)
Blitz: 947 (1056 peak)
Bullet: 617 (644 peak)

[lunar echo]

Interesting...

[uneven turret]

idk if someone reached 3600 yet

Pretty sure it happened in bullet

[tired hamlet]

what's a elo wide receiver

[alpine gust]

seems real to me

[radiant grail]

lol howdc u find

[trail vortex]

there probably is a club of 4000+ elos looking down at us

[radiant grail]

can u evaluate after? thanks

[ancient lantern]

si

[icy spire]

I wish someone rated 2k would challenge me and lose, so I could milk like some 20+ elo

[alpine gust]

anyone up for a game of unrated rapid

[vast saffron]

thats normal

my rating fr

[trail vortex]

just be better than ur opponents

and you'll increase elo

[icy spire]

ok

[ripe cradle]

Kinda skill issue my elo is 10000

[trail vortex]

ur profile says only 2400-2599

[ripe cradle]

Just a glitch dont pay attention to that :P

[radiant grail]

rematch?

[icy spire]

I have been saying to my self I'm gonna switch to english opening for the past month but I'm still using the london opening....

[ancient lantern]

we played HORRIBLE

[radiant grail]

lol

[ancient lantern]

😭

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<:profile:1016802308278976642> doryetuosenbcakohn

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2375 (peak)
Blitz: 2561 (2569 peak)
Bullet: 2508 (peak)

[magic shard]

NOOO MY BLITZ PEAK NOO

[icy spire]

can you type /profile 🥺

[timber badge]

Subtle flex

[ripe cradle]

No :<

[timber badge]

It's time for the goat to make his move dory

[magic shard]

I need 2600 bro

[timber badge]

Watch the masterclass now

[magic shard]

I fell down to 2470 today

[timber badge]

I fell to 2450

[ripe cradle]

Tragic

2400s you should be ashamed

[timber badge]

Can't compete with me in tilting dory

[timber badge]

Fr

[magic shard]

I was so mad because the 2400 pool is trash

[timber badge]

Dory is sandbagging I can't prove it

He's a gm ik it

[magic shard]

I'm gonna have to postpone my 2600 grind because I played too much chess today

[timber badge]

Its alright you can spectate

[icy spire]

I wanna play with a gm irl

[radiant grail]

OMG im an idiot lol

[magic shard]

I'm watching halicho bivittatus

[timber badge]

..

How much is he

[trail vortex]

I'm out here tryna reach 2500 rapid playing 15 + 10 time control

[thorn cliff]

I’m retiring because I know 2400 ain’t happening

[magic shard]

aint no way

[thorn cliff]

I need to stop deceiving myself

[magic shard]

@timber badge a 2600 just played like absolute snail

[timber badge]

Bros more delulu than Me @magic shard

[thorn cliff]

Anyone with a 2400 rating is basically a god

[ancient lantern]

LMFAO'

[icy spire]

does anyone have beaten cabana santa?

[ancient lantern]

the queen is gone..

[magic shard]

he's in the 2550s

[timber badge]

Nah

[radiant grail]

rip lol we did terrible

[timber badge]

Holy

[radiant grail]

its ok tilt

[thorn cliff]

I swear playing a 2400 rapid is the most fruitless and futile struggle

[magic shard]

BRO @timber badge he was under 2200 like 6 days ago

[chilly summit]

lol noob

[timber badge]

Okay I'm reaching 2600

Let's play my prep

[ancient lantern]

i dead serious played 67% accuracy in both games..

[trail vortex]

I'll be only playing london system for white and Modern Defense for black so I don't have to learn 2000 different theories n stuff

[chilly summit]

if you are 2400 you are sufficiently an "advanced" player

which might as well be a god to anyone below that category

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<:profile:1016802308278976642> Mafia Don (metar_taf)

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Name: Mafia Don (metar_taf)
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2334 (2376 peak)
Blitz: 2419 (peak)
Bullet: 2708 (2742 peak)

[ancient lantern]

isn't that more of expert

[chilly summit]

ya well advanced is like 2000+ so 2400 is really high

[icy spire]

me who loves playing french

[thorn cliff]

I’ve tried like 4 times to cross it and it won’t ever happen because I’m an absolute clown compared to those insane 2400s who play hella perfect

[ancient lantern]

I thought advanced was like 1800 to 1900 and expert was 2000 plus

[trail vortex]

do you fianchetto your bad bishop?

[ancient lantern]

idk

[icy spire]

nah

sometimes

[trail vortex]

what else do you do with it

[chilly summit]

some people said 1800-1900 was high intermmediate but I heard some others say its advanced.

[tawny yew]

bd7 is so good defensively tho

[pure prism]

yup they are advance

[tawny yew]

but ye

[icy spire]

idk I learnt like all of it's theories since I also have a book of it at home

[thorn cliff]

I swear the grass was greener when I innocently thought to myself that 2400s are just slightly better 2300s

[radiant swan]

the self glazing is crazy

[thorn cliff]

I’m saying this because I won’t ever be 2400 rapid

[radiant grail]

bro some of the moves stockfish is saing i shouldve played is insane

anyways anyone wanna play

[tawny yew]

bro thought he could zwischenzug me

[trail vortex]

I just don't know how to deal with the bad bishop in openings like QGD, French Defense and Colle System

[small jungle]

💔

[radiant swan]

Rxe7 vro

[trail vortex]

So I just play Slav defense, Caro Kann, and London instead

since they dont have that problem

[tawny yew]

💔 not u too

[icy spire]

ok

[radiant swan]

its the move that doesn't make you lose bro

[fleet dove]

most creative opening repertoire ever

[radiant swan]

obviously you recapture

[icy spire]

like almost 90% of me playing with french always ends me in winning position ngl

[timber badge]

bonessss

[radiant swan]

so you don't lose material

[fleet dove]

cbbbbbb

[timber badge]

can u slide some french study pwease

[trail vortex]

all of them are basically the same structure with caro being a bit more theoretical

[fleet dove]

I can slide you a book instead if you want

[timber badge]

bro im not that big of a nerd

[timber badge]

💀 i need smth fun which i can play in classical for a win

[vague hound]

I need help

I'm stuck

[radiant swan]

trust me bro

[fleet dove]

where does bro think I get most lines from in my studies

[vague hound]

At 925 elo

In blitz

[small jungle]

From chatgpt vro

[timber badge]

yeah you are the nerd

[vague hound]

What do I do?

[radiant swan]

you not any better vro

[timber badge]

but like i hate reading opening books

[fleet dove]

am I just your middleman

[timber badge]

i only like middlegame and endgame books

[tawny yew]

stuck where😏

[small jungle]

True😔

[icy spire]

teleporting pieces and summoning would be OP

[vague hound]

925 ELO blitz

[timber badge]

nah you are my second

[radiant swan]

look at you 1800-1999

[oak jacinth]

i am so fried i have to play in India against nerds

[trail vortex]

you can try english with white or sicilian, all the fun openings are very theory heavy unless your playing lower rated opponents

[fleet dove]

I'll take it actually

[small jungle]

[timber badge]

xD im bored of them

[trail vortex]

bored of sicilian?

[timber badge]

also not all fun openings are "theory heavy"

yes

[tawny yew]

[tacit wren]

WHAT

[trail vortex]

name one

[tacit wren]

I am tilt, I play like noob

[pure prism]

wtf is wrong with youtube

[tawny yew]

real, you dont even have to learn the scandi for it to work

[oak jacinth]

huh

[timber badge]

e4

[icy spire]

imma play like 20 game sof unrated using english

[oak jacinth]

thats wild

[radiant swan]

quiet before i eat you for dinner

[small jungle]

Scandi never works vro

[icy spire]

so I can get a grasp of the openng

[oak jacinth]

idk

[radiant swan]

I'll play scandi vro come rated

[small jungle]

Nvm it works😔

[oak jacinth]

so cool

totally

[tawny yew]

yes eat me, put your teeth on me

[radiant swan]

good boy

[trail vortex]

against e4 there's sicillian, e5, Scandinavian, Caro Kann, Gucio Piano, Pirc defense, its one of the most theoretical opening

[oak jacinth]

wt

[trail vortex]

if not the most

[small jungle]

Gucio piano🥀

[fleet dove]

benko gambit

[icy spire]

why can't I chat in chess.com?

[tacit wren]

https://tenor.com/view/money-make-it-rain-rain-guap-dollar-gif-7391084

[timber badge]

yeah if you are an incel and play the mainlines

[radiant swan]

gucci pianos vro

[trail vortex]

most people play the main lines 😭

[timber badge]

i am cb not most ppl fr 🥶

the lion will not play the mainlines

[trail vortex]

but you encounter most people as cb

[small jungle]

Vro plays Guatemala defense

[oak jacinth]

why is the queen's pawn opening so terrible

i lose every SINGLE game when someone plays it

[deep linden]

london

https://tenor.com/view/spinning-cat-gif-1175703927588788964

[trail vortex]

if you were playing against yourself, ok you can play e4 and not pick the main line, but against most people, part of the game is in their hands

[radiant swan]

I play ts against you vro lets play rated