💬〡chess-talk

[weary yew]

I still didn't get that tho

[open heron]

https://tenor.com/view/67-south-park-67-south-park-6-7-6-gif-14392179381746723927

[weary yew]

19-20?

[open heron]

nah 67

[worn geode]

titled player saying 67 🥀 🥀

[radiant swan]

who doesn't

[weary yew]

Just explain what that means

[radiant swan]

six seven

[weary yew]

Tmkc

[tranquil belfry]

What the hell is this position rn 💔

All the pieces are scattered

[weary yew]

It is equal ig

[tranquil belfry]

But which side is better in position?

[weary yew]

If it is white to move then white wins material

[vast saffron]

thats mean 😔

[weary yew]

Why??

But I can clearly see it is black to move

[vast saffron]

acourding to google

[tranquil belfry]

which side now?

[granite rain]

chess]

[pulsar flame]

KO ❤️

[vast saffron]

no

[weary yew]

Why I see equal

[pulsar flame]

I'm in Love with Myself.

[radiant swan]

white should be better

[tranquil belfry]

Honestly I am bad at this

[weary yew]

But in the endgame black is gonna cook

[tranquil belfry]

Cuz I keep doing wacky positions

[radiant swan]

whites better gng

[weary yew]

Black is better

[radiant swan]

Ng5 wins on the spot

[weary yew]

Look black has better pawn structure

[radiant swan]

wtf are you talking about

if white has a winning move then that doesn't matter

its like

opponent is up a queen but you say "i have a strong knight"

how tf is that gonna help bruh 😭

[vast saffron]

boncloud gives a strong king broken op

[tawny fjord]

You can take the queen

[pulsar flame]

that's my friend.

[weary yew]

Where?

[tawny fjord]

Black Bishop to 5e for sacrifice then white Bishop to f7

[weary yew]

@tranquil belfry give me your username

[vast saffron]

weird name but hi

[radiant swan]

where

xf7+ queen can take the bishop vro

[weary yew]

There is but I don't that's gonna work

[radiant swan]

imma be real Ng5 wins on the spot

idk what you're on when you say black is better

[weary yew]

You are little in age or in height lol

[tawny fjord]

Opp might use knight

[pulsar flame]

Buddy Love

[frosty peak]

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Bullet: 2222 (2303 peak)

[cold salmon]

hm

[pulsar flame]

6'8*

[cold salmon]

sure

[tranquil belfry]

Black's in a better position now

[cold salmon]

does anybody wanna play bullet

[radiant swan]

send the position

[cold salmon]

4 games

[radiant swan]

vro 💔

what is this low elo game

[tranquil belfry]

I'm 400 alright?

[cold salmon]

call me when white wins

[pulsar flame]

Or not me.

[radiant swan]

white was completely winning after Ng5 and now blacks up a queen abd bishop

[vast saffron]

mabye your just good

[radiant swan]

i wish i was 💔

[cold salmon]

what

is there such a day

[knotty folio]

"yeah im good at chess, how could you tell?"

[tranquil belfry]

I got checkmated.

[cold salmon]

i can't see the background

[high gorge]

i have a hate love relationship with chess, sometimes chess can make me feel like the happiest man alive, and other times like tonight, chess makes me wanna bawl my eyes out and cry in frustration. I hate you Chess

[cold salmon]

wow having school in 2.5 hours and being awake till 7 a.m. must be a crazy thing to experience

[pulsar flame]

Lol.

[radiant swan]

yo stop talking to yourself

[knotty folio]

down but never out

[radiant swan]

i might just ping mods ffs

[cold salmon]

you're gonna be guilty for that

[pulsar flame]

Lucky girl. Wavy baby.

[radiant swan]

i dont care 🙏

[unique veldt]

yo

[cold salmon]

the arrows you threw will turn to you

[unique veldt]

i was timed out for a day 😔

[radiant swan]

i only ping when necessary trust

[cold salmon]

i was timed out for streaming the l word

[radiant swan]

and that person has never talked about chess ever

[cold salmon]

sure

[vast saffron]

for what?

[radiant swan]

other than her delusions with magnus

[unique veldt]

you don't wanna know gng 😭

[thorn cliff]

[vast saffron]

i obviusly do

[radiant swan]

this why you don't hide rating roles vro

[unique veldt]

what about tha

[radiant swan]

they'll pick on those who have no elo role

[unique veldt]

😳

[pulsar flame]

Sun & Moon.

[radiant swan]

be a good boy and put it back on vro

[unique veldt]

you do it first

[tranquil belfry]

Bro. I made FOUR BLUNDERS.

[unique veldt]

you already know my rating gng 😭

[unique veldt]

oh no

[cold salmon]

the unique combination

[ionic ledge]

ugh stuck at 260 HAHHAHA

[pulsar flame]

I know. It's wavy.

[unique veldt]

anyone wanna play alien gambit? :3

[pulsar flame]

Acid trip.

[unique veldt]

[cold salmon]

dude get yourself some job

[radiant swan]

1638 1738

you see the 100 elo diff screaming 6 and 7

[unique veldt]

why skull emoji 🥺

[cold salmon]

i'ma head out now see you everyone

[unique veldt]

how do you do tha

[tranquil belfry]

after a match, you can share your game and download it in this format (GIF)

[vast saffron]

lowkey i dont know how my elo is over 300 lol im buns

i always see tactics to win my peaces but my oponents never see it

[ocean vapor]

I wrestle with my chicken

[pulsar flame]

I'm sorry, my bad.

[trail vortex]

then you should play the sicilian

[unique veldt]

oh hi you are here

[weary yew]

So you are little

[ocean vapor]

halll

[modest gale]

intersting name

[thin hearth]

Hi

[weary yew]

Sup

[ocean vapor]

Martian gambit

[weary yew]

Chess.com is full of brainrots

[unique ledge]

<@&745328830649991179>

[thin hearth]

Rz
Wassup

[unique veldt]

i see

[unique veldt]

it'a a opening that I created. dw

[weary yew]

I'm doin fine wby?

[unique veldt]

it exists bro

I have lines for it

[ocean vapor]

Any1 wanna 1 min?

Oki dokie

[thin hearth]

Same as like you, umm
Your cdc rating?

[weary yew]

I just hit 1200

[thin hearth]

1200
Good
I have just 800+
But i play like 1000

[weary yew]

I play like 2000+ lol

[radiant swan]

800 and 1000 are the same things

[patent patrol]

Hi

[weary yew]

Chess.com analysis engine sucks

[weary yew]

You were right man

[modest gale]

Analysis > Game Review

[weary yew]

Hello

[ocean vapor]

hallo 🧈

[radiant swan]

batter raise the average elo of this chat

[kindred crypt]

Sigma is my alt lmao

[patent patrol]

Errr

[weary yew]

Both sucks

[radiant swan]

thats so sigma vro

[thin hearth]

So,
What do you do from living beside chess

[kindred crypt]

yeah i hardly play on him anymore

[weary yew]

I study bro

[vast saffron]

nah man i raised it by a tone cause im very strong

[kindred crypt]

im a washed 2300 blitz on my main

[vast saffron]

trust

[thin hearth]

I too
But different like
How to make
Rdx

[radiant swan]

bro thinks hes CountingBrilliants 🙏

[weary yew]

Whats Rdx?

[kindred crypt]

im cb but better vro

[thin hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/triggered-bomb-bang-explosion-angry-gif-7874112

[unique veldt]

@radiant swan yo what's ur elo

🙄

[kindred crypt]

Hes 1222

[weary yew]

So you being racist

[unique veldt]

fr?

[frosty peak]

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Blitz: 2322 (2344 peak)
Bullet: 2222 (2303 peak)

[vast saffron]

no hes 2000

[radiant swan]

yessir

[unique veldt]

....

[vast saffron]

lol

[unique veldt]

gang..😩

[thin hearth]

Kidding
I'm not

[radiant swan]

i hide my elo cuz im too low elo

[vast saffron]

he loves showing it off

[unique veldt]

I like your pfp

[primal narwhal]

hallucinating the opponent

[ocean vapor]

Glazing coc base😭🙏

[kindred crypt]

yas

[weary yew]

You are hiding by showing it off

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Nguyễn Văn Hưng (miscitaofvh)

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Rapid: 1403 (1414 peak)
Blitz: 966 (1202 peak)
Bullet: 1259 (1426 peak)

[radiant swan]

dang

[radiant swan]

your sentence makes no sense unfortunately

[vocal musk]

<@&745328830649991179> ban evader

[radiant swan]

who tf is that vro

[pulsar flame]

You lie too much so I can't trust you.

[radiant swan]

fr

[worldly orbit]

Mmmmmm nice name

[radiant swan]

even waozers 🙏

[ocean vapor]

Why is a little girl here

[vast saffron]

actualy?

[unique ledge]

Hmmmmm

[teal pine]

someone play

[worldly orbit]

What

[ocean vapor]

Any1 wanna play 1 min?

[weary yew]

@still bay become 180 and change your name to big girl

[weary yew]

Why there is a femboyfeetlicker?

[worn geode]

why is studying openings so much more fun that studying strategy smh

[hasty pagoda]

Because you expect your opponent to play it

Plus there's alot of learning material

[weary yew]

[vast saffron]

fax

[ocean vapor]

U got a problem with that?

[tranquil belfry]

Guys, how do you actually improve in chess without learning the openings itself but learn the Opening Principles?

[cosmic merlin]

who is a girl here

[hasty pagoda]

Through your opponent

[ocean vapor]

Me

[ruby harbor]

Me fr lol

[cosmic merlin]

i like it tight

[ocean vapor]

Not me

[tranquil belfry]

https://www.chess.com/game/146856937460

[modest gale]

play people and anaylse your games

[hasty pagoda]

Ask @still bay

[tranquil belfry]

this is NOT what I meant

https://www.chess.com/game/146856937460

bro.

[cosmic merlin]

@still bay is it pink

[vast saffron]

Bro wtf

stop

[hasty pagoda]

He might be com 2.0

[vast saffron]

?

what

[cosmic merlin]

any girls

[weary yew]

You know I can report You?

[pulsar flame]

I used to watch a lot of chess.

Wake up, chess.

[weary yew]

I still do

[cosmic merlin]

i need a girl to play chess with

[vast saffron]

get some help man

[weary yew]

Play chess with your sister and mom they are girls too

[ocean vapor]

Been there done that

[pulsar flame]

https://open.spotify.com/album/3SBEMC3MRNlTA07InvvGPn?si=_HeJ1-A_QhGLEN9ErL2hHg

[weary yew]

??

[ocean vapor]

They dont give a damn brotatochip

[cosmic merlin]

@ocean vapor lets play chess

[ocean vapor]

Pass, too busy doing my username

[modest gale]

my puzzle rating is the exact same as my elo

I miss the old puzzle ratings when I was 2700

[glass tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/walk-the-dog-dog-walking-take-the-dog-out-gif-15930145

[iron moat]

yo it's my enemy

[modest gale]

grass?

[bitter niche]

yall like my skill cycle

[ocean vapor]

what will bro do againts beatdown😭🙏

[iron moat]

why do all chess players play clash 🙏

[grave hamlet]

Cause it also runs on sequences depending on mus

[bitter niche]

win

[grave hamlet]

I liked clash royale before legendaries

[radiant swan]

no evo goggins 💔

[grave hamlet]

Game didnt require much grinding then

[ocean vapor]

Any1 wanna play 1 min?

[kindred crypt]

Goat

[kindred crypt]

🫃

[radiant swan]

nah vro heroes made sparky viable

[kindred crypt]

Whats your trophys

[radiant swan]

although i need a better swarm killer

7.7k

[kindred crypt]

Gang 3 cards kill swarms

[kindred crypt]

Oh makes sense

[iron moat]

500 damage 🗣️

[radiant swan]

i dont have pass royale tho so i have boss bandit in place of hero mp

[leaden star]

Just drew a CM lesgo

[kindred crypt]

4 cards actually

[kindred crypt]

💀

[patent patrol]

Hi

[kindred crypt]

what the hell is boss bandit doing in that deck gng 💔

[kindred crypt]

hi

[patent patrol]

I haven’t played n years

[radiant swan]

no clue but its sort of good ig

[kindred crypt]

Use mighty miner varient

[kindred crypt]

no its not

[patent patrol]

Idk if I have that

[kindred crypt]

not if ur at 7.7k

[patent patrol]

I like this deck

I have 4k trophies from forever ago

[radiant swan]

it still works vro

[kindred crypt]

but ur at 7.7k gang

[radiant swan]

i either be playing beatdown or cycle with sneaky cards

[kindred crypt]

the deck was actually decent except when you said you had bb

[radiant swan]

hog eq with sneaky golem

[kindred crypt]

why does gaint sparky have bb

peak midladder

[worn geode]

is this clash royale talk

[radiant swan]

i want mp but like 🙏

[kindred crypt]

gang

[worn geode]

clash royale in the big december 2025 🥀 🥀 🥀

[radiant swan]

i wish i had the hero

[worn geode]

ts game is so november 2025 bro

[radiant swan]

and boss bandit tanks hard 🙏

[strong locust]

What ELO does someone have to be to beat a 1800 in blitz 2/3
Down a whole rook?

[kindred crypt]

uh 2600

[radiant swan]

3100 smth hp at like lvl 13

[iron moat]

like 2200

[radiant swan]

hard counters a prince with dashing too

which i see once every one game

[kindred crypt]

Why would you brag about contering a card with less elixir

[strong locust]

I think it's 2300-2400
My 1900 fide friend did that
It's kinda crazy

[kindred crypt]

man all your cr takes are so bad

😭

[radiant swan]

its not brag i just hate these level 15 princes

[kindred crypt]

stick to chess gng

[iron moat]

oh you meant over the board elo

[strong locust]

Online ofc

[radiant swan]

sybau vro

[iron moat]

how do you know the other guy was 1800

[radiant swan]

been playing for 2 months gng 🙏

[iron moat]

name on profile?

[harsh kite]

cb reportedly not having enough ball for cr

[kindred crypt]

same vro no excuses

[strong locust]

I saw his game against 1800 cc blitz
He beat him 2/3 down a rook

[kindred crypt]

I started a few days later than u gang

[radiant swan]

worst 7.7k player vro

[iron moat]

1900 fide is like 2300-2400 blitz cc

[kindred crypt]

ong vro

[harsh kite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/900935695412105226/1450013995321921586/worst_chat_oat.gif

[iron moat]

lowkey 3-0 down a full rook is more likely than 2/3

[primal narwhal]

lost to a 2600 trackpad 💀

[kindred crypt]

25 is crazy work

[harsh kite]

gng how you dying at 25

[kindred crypt]

at least get 30

[iron moat]

trackpad isn't even that bad

[kindred crypt]

Hes 2300 also

[harsh kite]

thats exactly why i said that

[kindred crypt]

Like gng i average 40 on mobile

[iron moat]

it's the trackpad that is so bad you can't even drag

[strong locust]

My puzzle survival was 46 when I was like 1300 rapid
I am 2100 rn
And it still hasn't changed
💔🥀🥀

[iron moat]

so you have to click on two squares

[kindred crypt]

Cooked

[primal narwhal]

how

[kindred crypt]

Im just sigma like that vro

[primal narwhal]

Highest I got was 39 on desktop

[kindred crypt]

💀

quit puzzle battle and stick to rapid unc

[iron moat]

unc is crazy 😭

[kindred crypt]

no other plausible reason for getting 25

[lapis condor]

If anyone want a free session on the schallopp, dm me

[iron moat]

nerves u feel

[leaden star]

what scallopp

[iron moat]

2600 had too much aura

[lapis condor]

It's an opening

[kindred crypt]

you dont know hes 2600 tho

[iron moat]

2600 bullet

potato potata

[magic shard]

I'm 2600

[kindred crypt]

yeah but not in puzzle battle

[iron moat]

more like 26 years old

[kindred crypt]

unless you click on his profile mid-game

[iron moat]

unc

[harsh kite]

you are the strongest person ever!

[iron moat]

buddy wants it

[magic shard]

I'm beating the peaksitter allegations

[frosty peak]

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Rapid: 2375 (peak)
Blitz: 2555 (peak)
Bullet: 2508 (peak)

[harsh kite]

what

[magic shard]

I gained 20 points today

[kindred crypt]

but all i see is peaks

[harsh kite]

wtf you actually are not peaksitting anymore

[kindred crypt]

peaksitter go tilt

[iron moat]

💀

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> BeTTeR LuCK NexT TImE (smurfkaru6968)

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Rapid: 2097 (2115 peak)
Blitz: 2528 (peak)
Bullet: 2506 (peak)

[kindred crypt]

Dory from temu

[magic shard]

wait you're kind of cracked too

[iron moat]

wait yo only good players are in chat right now

that never happens 💀

[kindred crypt]

but i exist vro

[harsh kite]

average elo is above 2k for once 🙏

[iron moat]

nahhh im just ok

[magic shard]

bro thinks he's hikaru

[magic shard]

your rapid kind of high I need to grind my rapid rating

[iron moat]

ur good

[kindred crypt]

nah vro 2300 blitz is nothing to these gods

[iron moat]

wait how u see me profie

[trail vortex]

how to win all the time in chess

[magic shard]

elite bawl knowledge

[trail vortex]

2475 rapid dam

[harsh kite]

those who ball

[iron moat]

no 2300 is crazy

wait how tf are yall checking

[primal narwhal]

I saw my opponent at like 10 puzzles ahead of me so I moved too fast

[kindred crypt]

unc

[magic shard]

those who understand

[iron moat]

in different channel?

[kindred crypt]

those who know

[trail vortex]

those who realize

[iron moat]

bro why am I getting teamed up on right now

[kindred crypt]

bestalmond

[iron moat]

I just want to know bruh

[magic shard]

those who conceptualize

[iron moat]

oh shi

[strong locust]

Gang
Puzzles is the bane of my existence 💔
I am 2100 rapid btw
And I got 25 today on survival 💔💔🥀🥀

[iron moat]

wait wtf where are yall doing that

[strange portal]

anyone bullet

[harsh kite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/917918427849588796/1327173890337931284/frez.gif

[trail vortex]

2504 exactly blitz and bullet is wild

[iron moat]

now I'm getting stalked and doxxed 💀

[harsh kite]

diamond member since 2021, jan 9

[iron moat]

that's just great!

[primal narwhal]

is there any data on what puzzle rush score which elo corresponds to

[iron moat]

bro wtf

[iron moat]

that's too far.

[kindred crypt]

💀

[iron moat]

anyways

[harsh kite]

an asian that is active within the region chicago

[iron moat]

are yall from the states

[trail vortex]

chess.com uses a pay to win system, so I can pay them to know your location, phone number and stuff

[primal narwhal]

wait what does the #428 mean

[iron moat]

anyone up for a few games

[primal narwhal]

idk what does it mean

[gusty hazel]

you aren't no lifing enough

[harsh kite]

he doesnt know

[trail vortex]

me, I'm 1500 rapid and like 1200 blitz 1400 bullet

[gusty hazel]

isn't top 100 like free

[knotty ridge]

you've clearly never seen my groupchat

[primal narwhal]

rank 428 in the world in season points or rating...?

[gusty hazel]

points

[iron moat]

that's really good

[harsh kite]

i have not

[gusty hazel]

at least thats what it was like a while ago

wait is checkers the board game better than chess the videogame

[primal narwhal]

does it only show for top 500

[trail vortex]

ur so much stronger

[gusty hazel]

idk

[iron moat]

ok pls delete @kindred crypt 🙏

[iron moat]

nah it's closer than u think

[half flower]

Chat what's the play here?

[trail vortex]

ur probably right since its not FIDE classical rating

[knotty ridge]

Kb1 clearly

[magic shard]

yo what @iron moat we have 2 games played already 💀

one in 2024 and one a few months ago

[iron moat]

wait fr? what's ur cc

[magic shard]

doryetuosenbcakohn

[half flower]

You must be new

[strong locust]

Rxb6+?

[trail vortex]

click on their profile, click 3 dots, then click apps, then you can see their profile

[fringe axle]

hello

[trail vortex]

hello

[half flower]

SACRAFICE THE ROOOOOK

[trail vortex]

are u actually 2700, if so what time control

[harsh kite]

2-0 is crazy

[iron moat]

damn u have 2-0

[fringe axle]

peak 2768 bullet 2694 blitz

[magic shard]

💀

[trail vortex]

what about rapid

[fringe axle]

I havent played rapid in year

[pulsar flame]

kohn

[strong locust]

I didn't know that

[iron moat]

are you actually from canada

[primal narwhal]

the

[magic shard]

I can't answer that sorry 💀

[iron moat]

fair enough 💀

[trail vortex]

do you want to play a 10 min match I'm 1500 rapid, you might get bored or play too fast due to instinct though

[half flower]

Should be obvious to someone like yourself

[harsh kite]

are you french

[primal narwhal]

yea I meant the rook

[half flower]

How do I get out of 1200 elo hell

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Prasanna Shrestha (emperorprasanna)

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Name: Prasanna Shrestha (emperorprasanna)
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2103 (peak)
Blitz: 2004 (2072 peak)
Bullet: 2120 (2292 peak)

[magic shard]

I try not to say too much stuff like I know it's not that much information but I just prefer not to say it at all

[magic shard]

can't answer that either 💀

[harsh kite]

odor why are you trying to hide your disability

[strong locust]

Play more

[half flower]

Rook sac obv but I didn't blunder getting into that position

[fringe axle]

I recommend play a ton of rapid

[harsh kite]

french canadian is a terminal disease

[half flower]

That's what's impressive

[trail vortex]

I can not express mere words that will get a person such as you out of the hell which is called 1200 elo

[half flower]

I hit 1480ish once

[half flower]

That was kinda rude bro

[strong locust]

1480 to 1200 is impressive

[half flower]

I've dropped to low 1100s

[trail vortex]

I said it in such a fancy and calm fashion, basically saying I can't say words that will increase your elo

[half flower]

I'm hard stuck 1200 tho essentially

[strong locust]

How many months since u started chess

[gusty hazel]

rating is just a number

[half flower]

It came off implying that I was the issue

[half flower]

I don't want to talk about it

[eternal temple]

OH MY GOD I JUST WABNA HIT 1000 OMFG IS IT RHAT HARD BRO

[fringe axle]

ano

[strong locust]

💔I can't help you

[half flower]

I've been on chess.com for like 4 years maybe

[vernal pawn]

Hi

[gusty hazel]

maybe play a different game

[fringe axle]

ive only playe chess for 3.5 years

[strong locust]

And how many games?

[half flower]

I don't want to talk about it

[strong locust]

Yea right

[half flower]

Thousands and thousands

[fringe axle]

its true lmao

[gusty hazel]

he is prob mature and plays 8 hours a day

[half flower]

Per year

[gusty hazel]

and tryhards 🥶

[barren finch]

why king b1

[fringe axle]

it took me 8 months to hit 2k rapid and I believe i got like 2.2k in a year

something like that

[half flower]

Did you study any theory or anything

[fringe axle]

I did that yeah

[gusty hazel]

bro THEORY UR 1400 just get better

[fringe axle]

oh jeez I wonder how many games ive played

[strong locust]

Levels of chess man💔
I see stuff like this

[fringe axle]

its def 30k+

[half flower]

I'm clearly hardstuck

[gusty hazel]

you were mature when you did this though like

[gusty hazel]

..

[strong locust]

ONLY??? TF

[gusty hazel]

how old were you

[trail vortex]

just play london system for white and if they concede the center as white then you can play london system as black too 🗣

[fringe axle]

14 or 15 I dont remember

I started playing late

[gusty hazel]

yeah ok that makes sense

[half flower]

I think the 1400 was a fluke. My rating always spikes when my membership is about to renew

[fringe axle]

If only I played during covid 🙁

[gusty hazel]

It's harder to get better when you are like 8

[fringe axle]

yeah

[gusty hazel]

you just peak

i went from 0-1920 uscf when i was 8 and then like peaked

or was it 9 idk

right off chesskid

[half flower]

I started learning basic endgame and then peaked

[gusty hazel]

why endgames why openings

those are like the 2 things that dont matter

[trail vortex]

with white ALWAYS play london system, with black, I recommend playing sicillian or e5 against e4, against Queens Gambit the Chebanenko Slav, and against d4 Classical slav

[gusty hazel]

I dont even know how to theoretically do a bishop and knight mate 😭

[half flower]

They are some of the simpler more defined parts of the game that are easy to learn

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> OLFU-ANT BS-PSYCH (no-reply91)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2028 (2125 peak)
Blitz: 2008 (2022 peak)
Bullet: 2011 (peak)

[half flower]

And has influence on the middlegame

[trail vortex]

against c4, English Symmetrical Variation is nice

[strong locust]

Another day another discord giving me depression

[half flower]

I mostly struggle with focus if I'm being honest

Probably doesn't help that I've taken like 6 dabs today

[trail vortex]

its very unlikeable but meditation

[fringe axle]

ok I believe its about 37k games

[half flower]

Meditation doesn't cure sciatica and fix my lack of sleep

[fringe axle]

might be slightly less

[strong locust]

That's so little🥀

[fringe axle]

oh actually im forgetting my lichess acc

ok so its prob around 39k

huh

[strong locust]

Is it mostly blitz

[fringe axle]

bullet

[vernal pawn]

Who better bonsai or etched in ink ?

[fringe axle]

id say 75-80% bullet

[gusty hazel]

so like 4 hours a day of chess

[strong locust]

🥀💔
How did u improve so fast

[gusty hazel]

oh nvm

way less then

[fringe axle]

yeah

2025 I had around 450 hours of chess

[trail vortex]

so about 28k bullet games 💀

[modern owl]

Unemployed?

[half flower]

Some people are just smart

[fringe axle]

school

I don't really do too many other after school activities

[gusty hazel]

idk how many hours i have

[strong locust]

I have 1500 hours still I only am 2100💔🥀
Alright back to grinding ig

[gusty hazel]

I mean i prob have 5000 hours at otb games

[fringe axle]

DAMN

[gusty hazel]

and then add the online stuff

which is like very little i have like 8k games

[modern owl]

Better get a job or something instead

[fringe axle]

oh well ig I prob have atleast 50 hours otb

[gusty hazel]

idk i have 1200 games

[pulsar flame]

Why is Asap so mean to me?

[fringe axle]

i only have 85

[gusty hazel]

i just mathed it up

[fringe axle]

84*

[gusty hazel]

otb is so bad i wish i never played

i wish i had the money instead

[fringe axle]

I suck comparitively

[kindred crypt]

Now imagine minimum wage

[fringe axle]

im 1920 otb

[gusty hazel]

yeah exactly imagine spending 100k usd on a board game

and losing 5000 hours of life

[fringe axle]

but tbf my score is 53 wins 13 draws 18 losses

[gusty hazel]

i mean thats not bad bullet vs otb is like 2 different worlds

[pulsar flame]

Sundress

[gusty hazel]

idk online to otb correlation isn't really there

[fringe axle]

I got one of those special chess sets that can play moves

I REALLY need to practice otb lmao

[gusty hazel]

so cliche

[gusty hazel]

otb sucks costs too much money to play

[pulsar flame]

Thank you Asap.

[gusty hazel]

just grind blitz if you want to get better

[pulsar flame]

❤️

[fringe axle]

ik but getting a title gives free diamond perks on chess.com

[gusty hazel]

oh yeah NM

[fringe axle]

also I want to be able to have genuine proof that I am good at chess

[gusty hazel]

best like tip for getting NM is opening prep

[fringe axle]

like I can go tell anyone yeah im 2700 online but having a recognized title

[gusty hazel]

like 2000-2200

[fringe axle]

Im starting to play more tournaments

[kindred crypt]

all the nms i play online play the hippo 💔

[fringe axle]

I only got 9 months before college

[gusty hazel]

like i went from 2000 uscf to like 2300+ fide playing the same 3 openings

[fringe axle]

what your uscf?

[gusty hazel]

just good at them

[limber field]

study the hippo then, all of the NMs won't stand a chance then

[kindred crypt]

Which are

[gusty hazel]

idk i fell off i was higher 3 years ago

during highschool i went down like 100 points fide and 100 points uscf

[fringe axle]

oof

[barren finch]

dang thats sad 😭
hope you can get back them

[gusty hazel]

but honestly i had some lucky tournies

[fringe axle]

anyway I have a math test later

[fluid hatch]

first year?

[fringe axle]

yeah

im a senior in highschool rn

ap physics sucks

[limber field]

i got algebra 2 midterms tommorow lmao

[gusty hazel]

im a junior

[limber field]

heard horror stories of that class

[gusty hazel]

i hate physics god

[pulsar flame]

It was so nice. It was just me and Cudi on stage and Asap jumps up on stage with us and he's wearing the same outfit as me. We had on the exact same outfit. Head to toe. Same shoes and everything. I do not know why he jumped on stage from the crowd.

[barren finch]

me too

[fringe axle]

so very true

[fluid hatch]

There is a physics god?

[gusty hazel]

not ap but our teacher is one of those nuts who uses the ap textbook

[fringe axle]

there is so much stuff you need to memorize

[gusty hazel]

oh our teacher is sick

[fallen jasper]

C or 1? Taking app1 rn

[pulsar flame]

He changed his clothes

[fringe axle]

C im taking ap mech

[pulsar flame]

And put on my outfit

[gusty hazel]

he gives us flash cards with every formula and gives us 2 question long exams

[fringe axle]

BRUH

[gusty hazel]

one of those nuts

[astral scroll]

You should check this out then. Pretty sure you will like it 🙂 https://www.chessable.com/rossolimo-rampage-crush-the-2nc6-sicilians/course/308113/

[gusty hazel]

test avg is like 55 or some shit

and he has to give corrections and a curve

[fallen jasper]

Nice idk if I can take C cuz of school policy but either way I’m going premed so C is just gonna be another year

[pulsar flame]

I'm emotional

[fringe axle]

gawd damn

[gusty hazel]

there is like one guy with a 96 in the class

[fringe axle]

hax

[gusty hazel]

but he is very accelerated he took like linear alg in 8th grade

[pulsar flame]

DBD

[fallen jasper]

💀 ☠️

[kindred crypt]

lowkey my openings are cooked

[fringe axle]

anyways i got a calc test later and I hate the chain rule

[fluid hatch]

what you play

[fallen jasper]

Yea what 3?

[gusty hazel]

i have two tests

[gusty hazel]

Rb8 in 4 knights sicilian and grunfeld and just ruy

[kindred crypt]

Catalan classical sicilian and kings indian

[iron moat]

i got finals 😢

[fluid hatch]

doesn’t seem cooked

[fringe axle]

ima go sleep

bye

[pulsar flame]

Whatever, it doesn't matter. I won't say he's mean. It's fine.

[gusty hazel]

bye

[limber field]

it's 12:36 am and i got a test tommorow lmaoo

[kindred crypt]

Very cooked

[gusty hazel]

i have 2 😭

[fallen jasper]

Ugh that’s such an old fashioned combo

[limber field]

oh cooked

[iron moat]

I feel u bro get some sleep

[kindred crypt]

Gang thats why i said it was cooked

[limber field]

true, this is entirely self inflicted lmao gn

[kindred crypt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/191165489400119296/1445277726171861025/our-brains-are-shrinking-brainrot.gif

[fluid hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrasad-gif-23310565

[fallen jasper]

Play QG declined, caro, Italian, and Closed Sicilian/Grand Prix like me

[iron moat]

gn ima also sleep peace

[pulsar flame]

What you nxxz know about sacrifice?

[fluid hatch]

elo?

[kindred crypt]

Holy thats a gay rep

[iron moat]

cyall

[fallen jasper]

UsCF or Cc?

[fluid hatch]

cc

[kindred crypt]

UsCF?

[fallen jasper]

Not gay yo

2160 cc, 1750 UsCF

[fluid hatch]

hmm ok I take your advice

[fallen jasper]

I’m getting a feeling you’re like 2300

[gusty hazel]

QGA is goated

[kindred crypt]

washed

[fluid hatch]

But I play instead Jobava because it is fun for me

[gusty hazel]

more people gotta play QGA fr

[kindred crypt]

Jobava sucks

[fallen jasper]

I was right then 🔥

[kindred crypt]

this is coming from a jobava main

[gusty hazel]

isn't that like d4 Nf6 Nc3 d5 Bf4 c5 e3 garbo

[fallen jasper]

Holy I haven’t heard Jobava in years

[fluid hatch]

why

[kindred crypt]

Yeah

[kindred crypt]

C5 refutes

[pulsar flame]

Too real.

I don't lie to myself.

[keen hearth]

Pain...

[unique ledge]

Stop the cap

[gusty hazel]

yeah but if they play like e6 you can play it out

idk why e6 is as popular as c5 i guess people just dont memorize

[kindred crypt]

fr

[gusty hazel]

even GMs play e6 idk

[kindred crypt]

c5 just cooks jobava

[gusty hazel]

maybe if you look into it its just as good idk

[fluid hatch]

wdym like move 1 c5

[kindred crypt]

Yeah they like e6 nb5 na6 e3 be7

[gusty hazel]

QGA is good because people play e3 instead of Nf3

[kindred crypt]

no after bf4

[gusty hazel]

like d4 d5 c4 dxc4 e3

and after that if white doesn't know what they are doing you can get like really good positions

[kindred crypt]

send a file fr

[gusty hazel]

if i can find it

haven't played in months ssecc

[unique ledge]

If the chicken noodle soup she brings me tastes bad, should I cut her off?

[fluid hatch]

doesn’t seem that bad I don’t get it ngl

[inner hound]

https://tenor.com/view/mango-cat-dance-ai-dancing-cat-gif-4373280976266621514

[kindred crypt]

its really bad if black is prepped

do you play e3 or e4

[fluid hatch]

who preps for Jobava

[inner hound]

my mom

[kindred crypt]

me

[fluid hatch]

e3 usually

[kindred crypt]

thats just buns

[fluid hatch]

who hurt you

[kindred crypt]

e3 bg4

[radiant grail]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BROOOOOOO. I HAD 3 FLIPPING DAYS

i had 3 days 😭 😭

[kindred crypt]

vro

💔

[radiant grail]

pain.

[radiant grail]

maybe i should stop trying to pawn checkmate every game...

[radiant grail]

yo aura dang bruv

[kindred crypt]

At least ur not this guy

[limpid arch]

3 whole days is crazy

[radiant grail]

bro but the other guy had no pieces 😭 i was up 15 points, about to be 23

[lusty vortex]

💔💔

Keep going for pawn checkmates

[radiant grail]

its pain

bruh i was i did the check for verifying that the move i did was my move. and then i suddenly realised it was stalemate.

[wet vortex]

Should I accept (I’m white)

[safe folio]

Cant help in a live game

[kindred crypt]

<@&745328830649991179>s

[worthy ember]

Guys, I sacrificed my rook.

[pulsar flame]

Goth girls forever.

[radiant swan]

vro is asking if its a draw

you have 3 days to figure it out so find out yourself

[mental swallow]

Here's an easy one: find the mate

[radiant grail]

k but this is why i try for pawn checkmate

cuz rook sac farms

[rugged crater]

Hello everyone I am Desmond Yates, I am doing research for an upcoming book
can some of you answer a few questions in dms?

It won't take more than 5 minutes

[gusty hazel]

russian scammer trying to get info disguised as a dead NBA player

welcome to 2025

[keen hearth]

Is black cooked guys?

[gusty hazel]

what do you think big brain

[keen hearth]

Crazy.

[lusty vortex]

What research is bro doing😭

[gusty hazel]

What is your name and how old are you?
What is your online chess rating, and do you have a FIDE rating? (if yes, how much?)
Which platform do you prefer: Chess.com or Lichess?
How consistent are you with your chess practice and play?
Are you currently stuck at a rating plateau? If yes, what have you tried so far to overcome it?
What has been your biggest struggle in chess?
What is your goal rating in chess?
How did you get into chess? Can you share your journey from when you started up to now?
In your personal opinion, what is the hardest skill to learn in chess?
Do you regularly analyse your chess games? If not, what do you think stops you? Do you think self-analysis is a waste of time?
You’re welcome to answer here if you prefer, or we can schedule a short call (around 15 minutes).

thats his chat gpted script for what he wants

[pulsar flame]

King William

This just is crazy. What a waste.

[lusty vortex]

for my upcoming book going deep inside chess players

[keen hearth]

Instead of giving money to the dead NBA player, why don't you give money to that Nigerian Prince everyone has been hearing about.

[pulsar flame]

My friend

he's a Nigerian Prince

[pulsar canopy]

He cocked fr

[unique ledge]

If her soup was bomb, but I can’t trust her to not poison my food, should I wife her up?

[pulsar flame]

We went to go see Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds

[keen hearth]

TF?

[rugged crater]

Are you interested?

[keen hearth]

The opposite of Female anatomy research.

[rugged crater]

I promise I am not a scammer 😭

[unique ledge]

Twisted fate? Yes I’m signing up for a twisted fate.

[radiant swan]

@quasi nova imagine not being able to talk

if you dont say hi now you'll tilt to 500 vro

[keen hearth]

Yeah sure, research is about how many men lie about their size.

[radiant swan]

you have 10 seconds

[pulsar flame]

Have you ever been with an asian?

[unique ledge]

<@&745328830649991179>

[keen hearth]

Yes, got hit by a shoe as proof.

[radiant swan]

one more chance vro you have 10 seconds to say hi in this channel or else you'll tilt to 500 and slip over a banana peel

[lusty vortex]

This is ambiguous

I’m clearly talking about chess board dimensions

[unique ledge]

Any character can be ambiguous unless the person playing that character is too full of themselves to not properly disguise themselves

[lusty vortex]

yea but I was taking about chess board dimensions smh

[pulsar flame]

Pamunkey

Maybe we are not compatible due to differences

Pamaunkee

I may be too aggressive.

[quasi nova]

1 week isn't enough to silence me

[pulsar flame]

You are definitely a Pamunkey.

[radiant swan]

@Sewage Moderators please silence him once again.

[quasi nova]

Had me in CC withdrawals

[quasi nova]

Nuh uhh

[radiant swan]

This time for a full month, preferably.

[quasi nova]

Hell nah

I'm already on 5 mutes, I fear the next may be my last

[swift tendon]

Is that Theo von in ur pfp

[pulsar flame]

You've already lost.

[quasi nova]

As soon as I get unmuted everyone is gone vro

[unique ledge]

Dw vro, I can plot to get you muted again

[quasi nova]

Nah nah nah that's not what I meant

[random ferry]

anyone have tips to get to 2500 bullet

[native acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-bean-mrbean-mister-bean-misterbean-bean-gif-4280009732285288393

[lusty vortex]

What did u do to get muted for a week 😭

[scenic flare]

How long yall think it’ll take to hit 2k

[unique ledge]

I don’t wanna play Where’s Waldo anymore. The game is too easy.

[mental loom]

👀

[inner hound]

1200 to 1555 in a month holy lord

howd you get good so fast

i reached 1200 just the other day

[strange bobcat]

6

[inner hound]

7

[strange bobcat]

dont

[south token]

5 months

[scenic flare]

I came back like 50 days ago and just played better than I used to lol

[scenic flare]

Bet I’m holding myself to this

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Oppenheimer (oppenheimer69090)

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Name: Oppenheimer (oppenheimer69090)
Premium Member: True
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1620 (1686 peak)
Blitz: 1000 (peak)
Bullet: 678 (995 peak)

[strange bobcat]

I think it would take at least 6-7 months bro 5 is not enough

[scenic flare]

6 7 😂✌️

[inner hound]

ohh i see

[strange bobcat]

the theory never fails

[scenic flare]

I also been grinding puzzles like crazy

They lowkey fun to do in free time and help

Came back to like 1100 but my peak before was like 1250 so I’ve basically gained 300 past my old peak in 30 days which isn’t too shabby

[nova thunder]

Hmm

[scenic flare]

Also there is the fact that lots of my opponents are absolutely abysmal

[modern owl]

Alien Gambit:Humanity Defense variation double brilliant

Oh wait wrong pic

[radiant swan]

wait wait i can explain

[modern owl]

Dawg what is that game

[random ferry]

wdym

[radiant swan]

@quasi nova defend me vro

[random ferry]

huh

[radiant swan]

mod actually saw the sewage moderator stuff

[jaunty thunder]

Get banished into the nether

No portal back

All you have is a water bucket

[radiant swan]

I'll bring you down with me

[jaunty thunder]

Ooh kinda freaky but I'll pass

[radiant swan]

time do pull admin abuse

/gamemode creative

[lime falcon]

What's good against sicilian

[fallen pelican]

Play d4 instead of e4

[radiant swan]

hes the real trevsi skot vro

[strange bobcat]

not worth getting 2500 bullet

[radiant swan]

is it worth getting 2700 bullet 🥺

[lime falcon]

They defeat me easily when I play d4

[fallen pelican]

Ok

[strange bobcat]

no

[radiant swan]

thats your problem you asked for a counter to Sicilian and he gave one

jkjk play wing gambit

[fallen pelican]

Let see what happened when you play e4 then i play caro kan

[radiant swan]

wing gambit just throws everything they know out of the window

[lime falcon]

Was he able to get back to amerika

[fallen pelican]

Until what?
Its work up to 1800 or something?

[jaunty thunder]

Thanks for telling me I was about to get 2700 but I'll stop now

[lime gull]

Guys I’m on a 11 winstreak in rapid is my downfall coming

[jaunty thunder]

Yes

[strange bobcat]

uh ok

[radiant swan]

"if you can win that much in a day, you can lose that much in a day"
- me

[lime gull]

“if you lose more than 3 in a row go touch grass and try again tomorrow”

[fallen pelican]

True

[lime falcon]

I thought @fallen pelican was saying me to play d4 openings instead of e4

[fallen pelican]

2 is enaugh for me

[lime gull]

Nah but two you wanna end it on a win but after the 3rd loss in rapid you just go chill on some bullet :/

[pulsar flame]

Article VII, 1677 Treaty of Middle Plantation | Paraphrased
“The Pamunkey and other tribes of the region may gather oysters, fish, and gather plants and other foods on the lands that now belong to the English colonists as long as the foods and plants aren’t needed by the English. The Pamunkey must get permission from the English first. The colonists can’t refuse permission to the Pamunkey if the Pamunkey quickly get the foods, plants, and fish they need, do not carry any weapons, and do not enter the colonists’ homes.”

[fallen pelican]

Play the mcdonald attack trust me

[lime falcon]

Idk what to play against caro kann as well

[strong locust]

Guys I wanna practice rook odds with someone less than 1000 ELO🥲

[lime falcon]

Never heard of such opening,r they making new openings everyday

[lime falcon]

Add me 800 elo

[strong locust]

Alright

[strong locust]

Can u add me after the game
I can't add
I will send challenge

[pulsar flame]

Pamunkey boy

[lime falcon]

@fallen pelican king's indian defence is good for what openings

[pulsar flame]

that's what you are

[lime falcon]

What's ur in game name

[last badger]

when ur opponents play 1.d4

[fallen pelican]

Idk i play nimzo or qid

[pulsar flame]

I will call you Munkey.

[strong locust]

Accept

EmperorPrasanna

[lime falcon]

Ok bro I will add

[jaunty thunder]

I wanna practice queen odds but both of us have 3 mins

[fallen pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/frieza-freezer-laugh-know-your-place-monkey-gif-16910074703773675546

[pulsar flame]

You are Munkey.

[strong locust]

Ok next

[lime falcon]

Oh only d4

[lime falcon]

2 openings

[shrewd zephyr]

I win quite a good amount as black, but I don’t have an actual opening for white.

[fallen pelican]

Nobody play nimzo lol

[pulsar flame]

Munkey.

[balmy vapor]

Check out this king walk 😭🙏🥀
https://www.chess.com/live/game/146861082130

[frosty peak]

JOJIDHI (692) vs. einsundapfel (717)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Bc5 4. Ng5 [Qxg5] 5. d3 Qxg2 6. Kd2 Qxf2+ 7. Kc3 Qd4+ 8. Kb3 d5 9. Qf3 dxc4+ 10. dxc4 Na5+ 11. Ka4 Qxc4+ 12. b4 Qxb4# 

[jovial yew]

is this supposed to be 2026?

[shrewd zephyr]

Nah we’re actually starting 2025 next year

[jovial yew]

ah darn it, thanks twin, haven't been caught up to the world lately

[shrewd zephyr]

You’re welcome man

[cunning meteor]

hello chat

[junior anchor]

Guys do you think short castle would be better?

[cunning meteor]

yes

[crimson oak]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-dog-gif-9693408977083628631

[cunning meteor]

why do you have 3 bishops

[junior anchor]

Wdym?

I have only 2 bishop

[cunning meteor]

nothing man forget about it

[formal crest]

500+ elo

[fallen pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/chungcord-bishops-anime-cuddle-discord-gif-13405411990364535553

[junior anchor]

I have a knight on d3

[crimson oak]

thats little sus

[pulsar flame]

Munkey you have nothing to prove to anyone but yourself.

[cunning meteor]

which one is rule 3

[junior anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-deglove-degloving-speed-grolemcorp-gif-2628858460915389297

Deruling

[fallen pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-meme-crash-out-funny-gif-4702357852084091520

[crimson oak]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-fat-monkey-fat-monkey-smile-fat-monkey-smiling-monkey-gif-1768197236560593059

[jovial yew]

We don't talk about rule 3 around these parts

[cunning meteor]

is it the imposter or something why does it look like a bishop

[cunning meteor]

tell me please

[crimson oak]

Biggest pice of dog shit that i ever seen i my life

[jovial yew]

You must not

[strong locust]

Wanna play?

[jovial yew]

you cannot handle it

[cunning meteor]

odo, bishop of bayuex

i definitely spelled that wrong

[cunning meteor]

ofc i an

can

[fallen pelican]

Caro can't

[grizzled python]

THE ROOOOOK

[lime falcon]

@strong locust ur too high for me ,n I haven't been playing these days

[jovial yew]

https://tenor.com/view/uhhh-no-butt-head-mike-judges-beavis-and-butt-head-s2-e12-nope-gif-14011533970319744251

[formal crest]

who plays the ponziani

[strange portal]

anyone wanna play

[strong locust]

U blundered so early💔

[cunning meteor]

no one

[crimson oak]

uhh dont say uhh

you fool

[jovial yew]

uhhhh... oky

[formal crest]

What's your fav opening

[fallen pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/dewa-kipas-irene-awkward-chess-gif-20844535

[crimson oak]

london

[fallen pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/london-baby-gif-27586217

[cunning meteor]

winging it, theory is long still

[crimson oak]

https://tenor.com/view/linus-torvalds-gif-24087184

[lime falcon]

I wanna play again but not now (unrated only)

[leaden star]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1446910148063793263.gif?v=1

[strong locust]

So when?

[lime falcon]

When do u get online,I m usually busy at this time so like after 2 hrs

[cunning meteor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1446910148063793263.gif?v=1

[leaden star]

https://tenor.com/view/sinusoide-gif-26675443

[strong locust]

I will always be online
U can dm me later

[cunning meteor]

stop posting gifs bingle derry

[strong locust]

💔💔

[lime falcon]

Ok

[fallen pelican]

Krill already free

[tired hamlet]

HE'S BACK

[cunning meteor]

oh yeah welcome back

[fallen pelican]

Hai cookie

[cunning meteor]

I don't come here too often i didn't realise

[cunning meteor]

hii hru

[strong locust]

Guys anyone less than 1300 play knight odds with me💯

[radiant swan]

he shouldve been muted for however long he has discord fr

[fallen pelican]

Im fine what about you

[cunning meteor]

28 days

[radiant swan]

im less than 1300

[tired hamlet]

hater

[radiant swan]

1169 daily960

[cunning meteor]

I'm sick rn but i have an exam today, and I don't think I'm sick enough to skip school

[tired hamlet]

STAY TF HOME

[fallen pelican]

Hmm

[cunning meteor]

i might not be allowed to

[strong locust]

2080 rapid
2300 blitz
2200 bullet
Right

[tired hamlet]

YOU'RE SICK. WHY TF WOULD YOU SPREAD THAT

[cunning meteor]

because I'm not sick enough to skip school

[tired hamlet]

that makes no sense, you're either sick or you're not

[strong locust]

I am 600 in daily
So now what

[fallen pelican]

You will make others sick

[cunning meteor]

it's not that simple

[tired hamlet]

Yes it is. If you notice symptoms, YOU'RE SICK

[radiant swan]

spread the sickness so everyone else is absent and youre the only one that comes for exam you'll score highest ez

[cunning meteor]

my school doesn't allow people to skip when they're sick unless they have a high fever or are vomiting

[cunning meteor]

dope

[tired hamlet]

just get a doctor's note

[fallen pelican]

True