💬〡chess-talk

[modern owl]

When they play that, I go c3

Slow Italian

[tranquil belfry]

as Black?

[modern owl]

Lol

Oh you're low rated nvm

After Bc5 you go C3 sa white

Then nf6 d3

[fresh estuary]

E

[uneven plover]

Only casuals think that. Real analysts know he’s only good because GEQBUS has such a quick release that they can’t get past him before the throw.

[tranquil belfry]

That means you played the Giuoco Piano Game: Main Line

[shadow obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/no-reply-talk-to-the-wall-wand-reden-keine-antwort-gif-14846304

[modern owl]

Well yeaj

[tranquil belfry]

Filipino spotted???

[lime gull]

deaduzz bro

[modern owl]

Huh why

[shadow obsidian]

sorry pal

[modern owl]

It was as not sa sorry

[tranquil belfry]

ohhhh okay

[modern owl]

You a Pipino? Or whatever they are called?

[tranquil belfry]

Why not d4, forking the bishop and the pawn?

[tranquil belfry]

Filipino

[uneven plover]

GEQBUS made such an amazing throw that no one expected not even the linemen. You can’t blame them for running into the check down pass.

[modern owl]

Dawg let's play and I'm going to show you

[frail slate]

💀

[modern owl]

Friendly game

Just to give you an idea what slow Italian is and maybe you might try it too

[frail slate]

Don’t lose diamond 💎

[modern owl]

Imma send challenge to you account diamondspectra

[lime gull]

carissa tryna play after

[fresh estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/zatch-bell-golden-gash-manga-series-anime-eat-gif-17154024

[frail slate]

HOW DO YOU KNOW ME

[fresh estuary]

Gm chat

[tranquil belfry]

get hacked boi /j

[frail slate]

WHAT

[tranquil belfry]

good afternoon!

[tranquil belfry]

it was a joke

chill

[fresh estuary]

how is your day going?

[modern owl]

Now we can check your profile when you're connected

[frail slate]

WAIT SO IM PLAYING

[modern owl]

Let's play

[frail slate]

You got the wrong diamond 😭

[modern owl]

Oh

[tired hill]

20% win rate with alien gambit here

[radiant swan]

diamond vs diamond

[frail slate]

Thank God

[frail slate]

🤣

[modern owl]

Okay wanna play

Where's the Filipino guy

[tired hill]

not right now, i am getting crushed at work

[tranquil belfry]

✋

[modern owl]

Let's play

[lime gull]

@modern owl you down to play

[modern owl]

Your account is Shawn0404 alright

[shadow obsidian]

@lime gull run it.
d4

[modern owl]

Yes you sir

[lime gull]

nf3

[shadow obsidian]

c4

[tired hill]

e5

[lime gull]

e6

[tranquil belfry]

what-

[frail slate]

How to check account

[shadow obsidian]

Nc3

[modern owl]

Just check on their profile

Then go apps

[tranquil belfry]

i might have to relax still

[modern owl]

Yes imma send challenge

[lime gull]

g6

[tranquil belfry]

1v1?

[tired hill]

fk it, i will play @modern owl

[shadow obsidian]

e4

[tired hill]

i am getting fired anyways

[modern owl]

Yes

[lime gull]

bg2

[tranquil belfry]

bro i ain't ready

[frail slate]

🤣

[shadow obsidian]

u mean Bg7

[modern owl]

Getting cold feet now huh

[lime gull]

frick

[shadow obsidian]

e5

[tired hill]

@modern owl username drop

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> OLFU-ANT BS-PSYCH (no-reply91)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2028 (2125 peak)
Blitz: 2008 (2022 peak)
Bullet: 2011 (peak)

[shadow obsidian]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdmdqZzYzY2Fsa2xjZzExeHY1dXAwM2R0dThzYm5tNWkyaDhiMmgycyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/Qkicyxm5MX0chWd5KW/giphy.gif

[tired hill]

nvm

[worthy ember]

guys, i am 17 years old and have 2.3k elo on rapid, can I be the next gukesh?

[tranquil belfry]

Someone messaged me

[tired hill]

very insightful

[lime gull]

ng8

[shadow obsidian]

Nf3

[lime gull]

f6\

[tranquil belfry]

@modern owl is this you?

[shadow obsidian]

discord mods, this man is a minor

[tired hill]

@modern owl challenge me instead, fast-as-sloth

[worthy ember]

mb, got a typo

[shadow obsidian]

Bf4

[tired hill]

why be next gukesh when you can be next tyler1

[worthy ember]

oh yeah

[gusty hazel]

why would you want to be a pro chess player

[worthy ember]

money

[gusty hazel]

when chess players make no money and are poor

[worthy ember]

and levy's milking

[lime gull]

g5

[worthy ember]

All i need

[gusty hazel]

he is an entrepreneur

[shadow obsidian]

minimum wage job makes more money than most paid chess players

[gusty hazel]

not a chess player

[kindred crypt]

Anyone know how i could get better at blitz

[tired hill]

he wants a certain youtuber to glaze him

[gusty hazel]

levy is dogshit at chess

[worthy ember]

like a hobby i guess?

[gusty hazel]

maybe not that bad but like if he were to play otb he would lose an average of like 100 dollars per game played

[kindred crypt]

Im 1230 blitz 1530 bullet 1500 rapid

[shadow obsidian]

exf6 BRILLIANT MOVEEEE

[worthy ember]

Discord has policies for age (below 13 is bannnable

[shadow obsidian]

Brilliant cause i said so ‼️‼️

[worthy ember]

witty chess reference??

[shadow obsidian]

yes

[lime gull]

nuh uh qxf6

[worthy ember]

"Are u not entertained??"

[tired hill]

dont, you dont have to.. you can always say " i woulda smoked u in rapid boi" and move on

[shadow obsidian]

Bxc7

[worthy ember]

yall playing chess without the board or smth

[gusty hazel]

so nerdy

[trail vortex]

Magnus Carlsen (white) vs 2748 super GM and Magnus has an advantage (Magnus points)

[shadow obsidian]

ye but lowkey im lost

[lime gull]

na6

[lime gull]

idk where anything is

[nimble arch]

default mode

[gusty hazel]

he has a bishop for a knight so yeah do the math big man

[shadow obsidian]

Ne4

[worthy ember]

💔

[trail vortex]

all pieces at first rank

[gusty hazel]

it's just the knight on a5 it's so bad

[tired hill]

what are we?

[lime gull]

nxc7 bishop gone

[shadow obsidian]

all i know is im pretty sure im winning somewhere but its hard to find

[gusty hazel]

on all my disc accs i have like 10k posts on this disc so 10 on levy is 1% ish

[worthy ember]

vlazing?

[lime gull]

lowk i resign i cant do this lmfao wanna play board

[shadow obsidian]

Nxf6+ ur queen is gone pal

[gusty hazel]

that's not that bad

wait haalf of the 10 posts were on kramnik

[shadow obsidian]

let’s gooooo

[gusty hazel]

yeah ur sped

[trail vortex]

Levy is literally a W teacher

[shadow obsidian]

unsanctioned levy hate

[lime gull]

dm me pal

[nimble arch]

thats assuming you havent mentioned levy on other accounts

[tired hill]

levy is the only chess streamer i find entertaining

[gusty hazel]

hahaha chess time bahahahaa. d4 hahaheheheeh Bf4 haha e3 hehehehe Nf3 hahaha Bd3 heheheh c3 hahahah 0-0 hahahhaa

!!!

[nimble arch]

I dont watch levy anymore but I think hes done a good job at promoting chess to an audience

[gusty hazel]

BRILLANT

[trail vortex]

London System ahh

[nimble arch]

or for like the last two years

[worthy ember]

I love the london

[nimble arch]

nothing agaisnt him ofc

[shadow obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rook-gothamchess-levy-rozamn-levy-rozman-gif-27538319

[worthy ember]

so majestic

[trail vortex]

London System 🔛🔝

[shadow obsidian]

queens gambit did irreparable damage to the chess community

[gusty hazel]

levy yelling about simple tactics for views 😭

[gusty hazel]

bro the internet is cooked

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Newt (drawton)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Newt (drawton)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2211 (peak)
Blitz: 1802 (2086 peak)
Bullet: 1880 (2145 peak)

[reef canyon]

finally my peak updated

[shadow obsidian]

and it’s entertaining

[nimble arch]

I remember once levy made a dubious opening video and I was early to that one, learned how to play agaisnt it, and then gained like 100 rating points that week

[reef canyon]

why?

[nimble arch]

W levy

[gusty hazel]

what ratings you all at god does levy control like the chess opening economy

[shadow obsidian]

me when levy makes his 9th video on the ponziani

[tired hill]

@modern owl LMAO, apparently we have already played on random

and i have a win on you

[nimble arch]

Like I said I havent watched levy in two years, this was when I was 1300

[modern owl]

What's your user

[shadow obsidian]

too many nerds

[nimble arch]

or wait no I was 1700 then

[tired hill]

fast-as-sloth, check it

[nimble arch]

yeah I was 1700

[modern owl]

Damn

[gusty hazel]

idk

chess community online is so easily brainwashed

[tired hill]

nahh, im tripping

nvm

[modern owl]

I know. I don't see anything on your user

[nimble arch]

Levy brings more into our cult

[gusty hazel]

people believe in like the most mentally insane conspiracies

[nimble arch]

The more people that get into chess the more longevity it will have

[modern owl]

2100 huh let's see how good is your 2100

[tired hill]

challenge me, i cant challenge you

[gusty hazel]

"HANS CHEATED HANS CHEATED HANS CHEATED BUZZZ BUZZZZZ BUZZZZ"

[nimble arch]

For those already in chess, we know its not that helpful

[gusty hazel]

no way you can say that with a straight face god bless

[tired hill]

2200 actually, this is a new account

[worthy ember]

Kasparvo reference

[nimble arch]

On drama levy is actually quite responsible with news. He didnt write that

[modern owl]

Mercy pls

Accept my challenge

[tired hill]

rapid pls

[modern owl]

Blitz first for warm ip

[gusty hazel]

clash of clans player playing chess how climactic

[nimble arch]

Levy is a content creater, thats his job

[modern owl]

Up

[tired hill]

aight

[tired hill]

start

[nimble arch]

and it just so happens most of his audience is at the top of the bell curve

[reef canyon]

i must admit it was embarrassing of me that it took me a while to realize why my opponent resigned here 😭

[nimble arch]

therefore he will usually make videos directed towards that audience

[tranquil belfry]

@modern owl, I might not play with you again because of my ELO
You're too good for someone that has 341

[reef canyon]

i just took a bishop thinking its a trade then he resigned

[nimble arch]

thats just how work works

im not gonna hate him for doing his job

[gusty hazel]

you are like 400 how do you manage to care about your rating

this is insanity

[kindred crypt]

lmfao

[jade kite]

skibidi

[tranquil belfry]

She was the one who decided to 1v1 against me in the first place 😭

[worthy ember]

GUYS, I JUST SACRIFICED THE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!!!

[tranquil belfry]

[nimble arch]

I do not think it is healthy to care about your rating if you are not involved with chess as a profession

[ocean vapor]

Any1 wanna 1min?

[gusty hazel]

"1v1"

[reef canyon]

no i dont want to user FemboyFeetLicker

[tranquil belfry]

Is this bullet?

[nimble arch]

even if you are it still isnt healthy but it may be optimal

[nimble arch]

Tbf it is a 1v1 they arent wrong

[tranquil belfry]

bro what's wrong

[nimble arch]

usually we dont use that term

we just say "a game" or "a match"... etc

[gusty hazel]

"Magnus Carlsen is the best pvper is all of chess"

[nimble arch]

or "anyone wanna play"

theres nothing inherently wrong with it

[tranquil belfry]

that's what i meant 😅

[gusty hazel]

i've never heard the term 1v1 in terms of chess before 2022

[nimble arch]

yeah ofc, theres nothing wrong with saying that

[gusty hazel]

AND SINCE THEN

[nimble arch]

and language changes, like it or not

[tranquil belfry]

i'm js not used to some terms

[ocean vapor]

Yes

[tranquil belfry]

true

[ocean vapor]

Aw man

[tranquil belfry]

damn

[strange turtle]

@ocean vapor wtf is that name brochacho

[gusty hazel]

"Though my pfp is a Minecraft Diamond, I actually play Roblox"

we have a philosopher in the house

[tranquil belfry]

bro wtf

[ocean vapor]

why does everyone care abt my name💔

[tranquil belfry]

why does Vlazinq care about my bio?

[nimble arch]

Whats my pfp

[strange turtle]

becuase its fkin gross

[gusty hazel]

🤓

[tranquil belfry]

ngl yeah

[tranquil belfry]

hell nah bro's using that in 2025

[ocean vapor]

then dont comment abt it

[nimble arch]

yeah thats not a helpful response

[gusty hazel]

bro is that weezing

idk your stupid pfp 🙁

[nimble arch]

Neither do I

[gusty hazel]

yeah i dont know

[strange turtle]

why did i get pinges 3 times in 1 second

[nimble arch]

I just doodled it

[tranquil belfry]

@gusty hazel, don't mind my bio and focus on what you're doing

[nimble arch]

lol

[tranquil belfry]

please

[nimble arch]

Mate your bio is fine

[gusty hazel]

sorry for clicking on your big diamond once

and using my eyes to read

[tranquil belfry]

gng, is he fr???

[tranquil belfry]

thanks

[nimble arch]

some people have quite strong opinions on things

[rustic kettle]

Whats wrong with his bio

[nimble arch]

and admittdley you are using terms that people would pick up as "newgen" or "novice"

[gusty hazel]

we are all wasting our lives away on a board game it can't get much worse

[tranquil belfry]

vlazinq kinda brought up about my pfp being Minecraft related tho I play Roblox
Honestly, when he brought it up, it made me feel uncomfortable

[rustic kettle]

people just be talking to talk

[marble sand]

It can, like in another universe you would have been 700

[marble sand]

Fella just ignore him

[ocean vapor]

ts MIGHT be connected to ironmouse

[nimble arch]

ofc, which is why we have to convince people what we are doing is cool even though we know internally thats not inherently true

[tranquil belfry]

huh? who?

[marble sand]

The guy you don't like

[rustic kettle]

dont self project your inability to amount to anything in life

[tranquil belfry]

you mean vlazinq? nah, i haven't heard of him

[gusty hazel]

are you serious

[nimble arch]

He is.

[gusty hazel]

me relating minecraft to roblox made you feel uncomfortable

im getting off discord this is going to give me an aneurysm

[nimble arch]

no I belive it was the irony

[rustic kettle]

yeah get off dude

[nimble arch]

Irony.

Or rather sarcasm

The latter was not needed

[tranquil belfry]

huh? who are you?

[nimble arch]

mate just block him theres no reason to pretend you dont remember him

thats not gonna make you better

[rustic kettle]

Omy god bro...

[tranquil belfry]

ok

[tired hill]

ok come rapid

[modern owl]

You good. You almost had me in the first game

[tired hill]

i am fast as sloth in blitz

[modern owl]

Nah I 2-0 you

[marble sand]

Is that good

[modern owl]

Okay we play rapid

[tired hill]

nice escape

[modern owl]

Yessir

[tired hill]

challenge me

[tired hill]

for my opponent yes

[ocean vapor]

Any1 wanna play bullet?

[stable charm]

Clash Royale!!!!!!!

[copper cape]

a

[smoky ivy]

Recovered my -4 material disadvantage with a fork

Okay technically 2 forks but the 2nd fork is because of the king movement

[radiant swan]

what is this lore vro

[smoky ivy]

And I.. MISSED THE QUEEN because I want to fork and loses the game

[tranquil belfry]

ChatGPT: Just move f8

[tacit forum]

discord has an age req of 13 years old

[tranquil belfry]

what?

[knotty ridge]

guys I think my opponent wanted to play Kg2#

[tranquil belfry]

ChatGPT be like:

[modern owl]

3-0

[tranquil belfry]

cuz bro, how come that move's possible???

[modern owl]

Ngl he had quite some moves for a 2100

[tired hill]

1-0 , i didn't sign up for blitz😊

[modern owl]

Well yeah but overall win is 3-0

[tired hill]

What are you?

[modern owl]

Last game I'm going black

I was 2100 a month ago

[copper cape]

lol

[shadow obsidian]

he’s setting up stalemate vro

[winter basin]

I reached 1100 🥹

[shadow obsidian]

congrats 🫂

[winter basin]

Thank u 🫂

[shadow obsidian]

now tilt to 900 😈😈😈

evil chess be like

[knotty ridge]

from 500 or from 1500?

[winter basin]

I was stuck at 900 for 2 months then one day it just clicked 💀

[winter basin]

From 900..

[knotty ridge]

yay

[shadow obsidian]

bro realized the true meaning of “just dont blunder”

[knotty ridge]

"I see it now"

[winter basin]

Fr 😭

[shadow obsidian]

now instead of outright blundering you are going to play 6 inaccuracies which make your position so bad that you’ll blunder anyways and lose

[knotty ridge]

life is fun

anyways who wants to play me

I'm in the mood for loosing against a 500 rated player 4 times in a row

[shadow obsidian]

not me i’m sorry

[candid nacelle]

hi all!

[shadow obsidian]

hello

[smoky ivy]

Rapid 10 minutes unrated? I'm 718 elo

[winter basin]

Yeah I get your idea, how do I save myself from that?

[shadow obsidian]

you can’t.
(improve positional play and learn a couple openings and how to spot more tactics)

[winter basin]

Ohh

[candid nacelle]

recently started solving more puzzles on L*chess

[shadow obsidian]

that’s always fun

[candid nacelle]

last time i solved puzzles, my ranking went from 900 to 1100

[obtuse plaza]

hey

[candid nacelle]

like, my brain fog is crazy, thats why i got back into chess

helps me activate my brain and i have fun

[smoky ivy]

Play 4 Knight's game, my default opening

[modern owl]

Lolll ggs to the 2100 with 3-1

[tired hill]

1-1 but alr

that last game was worth it

[modern owl]

Yah

Why don't you connect your account

[tired hill]

technical issues

[ocean vapor]

Wooooooo 2300 bullet🥳🥳

[copper cape]

congrats

[ocean vapor]

Thanks bru🥳

[mental loom]

You can post about the issue here #1039943660839641139

[tired hill]

blitz should not count as real chess

reason : i suck at it

[radiant grail]

lol

[obtuse plaza]

L

[copper cape]

it's only bad if you play low time controls otb with no increment

[obtuse plaza]

you should learn it for the times u get in time trouble

[tired hill]

idk, without thinking for long, i cant get the feel of chess

[obtuse plaza]

its a part of chess

[wet vortex]

Hold on I’m locked tf in

[native musk]

Yo im unmuted

[kindred crypt]

Hi does anyone wanna play chess w me? Im bored

[kindred crypt]

Good job 👏

[smoky ivy]

Checkmate your opponent before time runs out, easy

[kindred crypt]

Yo guys on Friday it will be my first ever tournament no fide rated

[tired hill]

i had closed my previous chess.com account which was connected to this account, but i cant connect my new chess.com account on this account because it says another chess.com account is already connected with this discord user.

To summarize, my previous chess.com accounts's dead but the ghost still remains

[smoky ivy]

Good luck

[kindred crypt]

Thank you

[obtuse plaza]

can u not open it again and un link it?

[tired hill]

cant, its gone

[fleet harness]

[kindred crypt]

Play chess with me bruh

[obtuse plaza]

send a link

[copper cape]

g

[kindred crypt]

here?

[obtuse plaza]

dm

[kindred crypt]

My user is faseehchess

[tired hill]

any 2000+ wants to play rapid?

[kindred crypt]

Okk

[mental loom]

Ok, as I mentioned u can post here #1039943660839641139 We will check it along with your chesscom usernames

[kindred crypt]

Me

[tired hill]

i wrote the whole thing to paste in there.

[mental loom]

Can you share your old & new chesscom username?

[tired hill]

dm

[tired hill]

get to 2000 first

[kindred crypt]

Im

[mental loom]

Can you dm me?

[kindred crypt]

I can easily beat u

[tired hill]

it says you are 1800-1999

[kindred crypt]

On app yes

[knotty ridge]

les go

[tired hill]

not sure about that one pal, your win rate as a 1800 is same as my winrate as a 2100

[knotty ridge]

haven't played rapid in a while

[tired hill]

i am only playing either u1000 or 2000+ players, no inbetween

[smoky ivy]

https://link.chess.com/play/qQz8qw

[copper cape]

bro you got 2100 because new account

[tired hill]

my previous account was 2200

[tawny lotus]

Hit me with your best openings for white. I’m looking for something solid but not common

[tired hill]

also my average opponents are 2050

[copper cape]

fair

[tired hill]

also, 2100 is garbage

[fierce storm]

Play the trompowski or the evans gambit

[tired hill]

i wanna get back to 2200

[shadow obsidian]

the reti

[tired hill]

just wing it

[copper cape]

against sicilian I always delay d4 as much as possible, throws people off

[kindred crypt]

Alr bet dm

[amber dragon]

i play english, it funi

[knotty ridge]

gg

[latent crystal]

Hey!

[ocean vapor]

Im under 1k

[smoky ivy]

GG I don't know why I played so ass 💔

[knotty ridge]

same, I'm 99% I blundered this

[smoky ivy]

Oh wow, didn't see that

[torn sparrow]

Not even a serious pawn blunder 💔

[leaden star]

Anyone wanna play a Rapid game with increment? Must be 1400+ CC

[knotty ridge]

every one knows rooks on the 7th are harmless

[ocean vapor]

everything is serious in chess

[knotty ridge]

cries in 1999*

[tired hill]

push the pawn and let the queen go, because its the little things that matter

[radiant swan]

at your level tbat means ur cooked vdo

[torn sparrow]

You have to take with the knight lil blud

[knotty ridge]

true

[radiant swan]

down a pawn at 2500 means ur done for

even at 1800-1999

[torn sparrow]

Another yap and you are out

[leaden star]

how about openinngs where u sac pawns but positions dynamically equal, ur talking waffle

[ocean vapor]

I lost a pawn againts a WMN

Somehow she maintained that lead

any1 wanna play any tc?

[radiant swan]

dont talk to me smh can't you see the context im saying this in regard to?

[umbral bison]

Helli

[knotty ridge]

after the knight takes the bishop, the queen has to take, but I did forget about Ng8 so no pig for now

[smoky ivy]

LOL

[radiant swan]

these ragebaiters pmo

[knotty ridge]

6 seconds?

[ocean vapor]

yeha sure

[knotty ridge]

nvm I'm scared now

[ocean vapor]

lol ok

im as slow as you bru

[knotty ridge]

no but for real I've never played the time control

[radiant swan]

vro is scared of the FemboyFeetLicker

[knotty ridge]

I met one guy who bragged about being the national 6 second bullet champion for like 2 months back in 2017

[ocean vapor]

m8 no one plays 6s

[umbral bison]

Yo

[knotty ridge]

time control stuck in the back of my mind ever since

[ocean vapor]

Ur turn to be scared

[umbral bison]

Wtf is that name

[ocean vapor]

says u

[umbral bison]

What about mine

[radiant swan]

im not one of your type so you cant touch me

[ocean vapor]

Look i just want to play some chess

😱

[tired hamlet]

nah u wanna do more than that buddy

[ocean vapor]

trust

[errant storm]

i just played the funniest game ever

https://www.chess.com/game/146818907578

[tired hamlet]

i aint trusting no feetlicker

[errant storm]

look at ts yall

[ocean vapor]

Is it that bad

[radiant swan]

a little duck cant play chess

[errant storm]

just check the thing

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/146818907578/analysis

[frosty peak]

2emitra_228 (475) vs. littleduck1234578 (510)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 [Nf6] 4. dxe5 Nxe4 5. Qd5 Nf6 

[tired hamlet]

and u got full moon speed u came in here with another purpose brother

[tiny cipher]

chess

[errant storm]

im black, he resigned

[ocean vapor]

any1 wanna play chess

[kindred crypt]

Is anyone wanna play chess w me

[errant storm]

why would he resign

[tired hamlet]

@ocean vapor

[kindred crypt]

Me

[tiny cipher]

im black

[ocean vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-spare-change-spare-some-change-begging-poor-gif-18999842

[kindred crypt]

Whats ur user

[ocean vapor]

What

[tiny cipher]

ni

[ocean vapor]

wait am in game

[kindred crypt]

Ok

[knotty ridge]

hey black I'm dad

[kindred crypt]

Whats ur user

[tiny cipher]

dad im gonna peg u

[kindred crypt]

Wth is going on

[radiant swan]

vro didnt complete the word

[ocean vapor]

Enokichess

[knotty ridge]

I'mma whoop yo ass

[radiant swan]

insufficient evidence to call mods 😔

[tiny cipher]

i think that will be me actually

[kindred crypt]

Yoo this is chess group not freaky

[knotty ridge]

come here you little

[ocean vapor]

js add ne

[tiny cipher]

shut up and suggma

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> countingbrilliants

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Rapid: 2080 (2191 peak)
Blitz: 2322 (2344 peak)
Bullet: 2222 (2303 peak)

[kindred crypt]

Ok

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> john96083

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 768 (peak)
Blitz: 730 (peak)
Bullet: 683 (821 peak)

[normal shore]

I'm so bad in blitz but I'm a beast in rapid 😭

[knotty ridge]

that's no more playstation for a week young man

[tiny cipher]

caaaaaaaaaaaak

[radiant swan]

cheater time control vro

[tiny cipher]

i got my weed

[kindred crypt]

Add me im faseehchess

[frosty peak]

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 222 (376 peak)
Blitz: 215 (264 peak)
Bullet: 239 (435 peak)

[iron mason]

Then never try bullet

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Faseeh Ahmed (faseehchess)

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Name: Faseeh Ahmed (faseehchess)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1887 (1889 peak)
Blitz: 1577 (1653 peak)
Bullet: 1788 (1907 peak)

[knotty ridge]

should've said so first

[normal shore]

Never did actually

[knotty ridge]

weed solves every problem

[radiant swan]

bullet is my goat

[kindred crypt]

I added u and challanging u

[tiny cipher]

ni shuh

[radiant swan]

blitz is W

and rapid is absolutely trash

[iron mason]

I think 5 minutes blitz will be better than 3 minutes

[torn sparrow]

Cap

Do not spread misinformation in my chat

[radiant swan]

im saying ts cuz im tilted 😔

[normal shore]

I prefer that blitz

[strong locust]

Why is your rapid so low

[radiant swan]

2322 blitz 2222 bullet and 2080 rapid

exactly bro

my rapid is low

[errant storm]

i THINK I did a brilliant queen sac

[torn sparrow]

Do not rage broiski

[iron mason]

Bullet only gives you 1 minute, which won't be good for you

[errant storm]

yeah i did

500 elo queen sac wow

[tiny cipher]

gangsta

[errant storm]

can any1 review smth for me rq

[strong locust]

It's not that low but seems low compared to blitz
Why is that

[radiant swan]

bullet is the goat dont listen to these low elo players

[normal shore]

Time pressure is the death of me

[strange turtle]

prove it

[torn sparrow]

Big if true

[iron mason]

That means you're never trying bullet

[strange turtle]

rapid > blitz > bullet

[radiant swan]

on tilt cuz i couldn't secure 2200 rapid

[errant storm]

i cant review it

[strange turtle]

send game link

ill review it (i have premium)

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Prasanna Shrestha (emperorprasanna)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2103 (peak)
Blitz: 2004 (2072 peak)
Bullet: 2111 (2292 peak)

[knotty ridge]

Dear friend.
I am not from the north american continent and english is not my first language.
for a more effective communication, it would be helpful for you to explain the meaning of the two words you just mentioned.
As I currently do not understand their meaning, due to myself not being up to date on the latest slang terms, or just unfamiliar with certain uses of the english language in general, as I do not practice this language constantly.
Thankyou.

[tired hill]

what is chess

[knotty ridge]

idk man

[normal shore]

Oh your 700?

[strong locust]

I think it's time for me to counter every gambit I have faced
I usually get crushed by Halloween gambit

I wonder where to study the counters

[errant storm]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/146818983990/analysis?move=42

[radiant swan]

easy counter to Halloween don't play 1… e5

[frosty peak]

littleduck1234578 (550) vs. Armand_hy (524)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. Bf4 Bf5 3. Nf3 Nf6 4. e3 e6 5. Bd3 Bd6 6. c3 c6 7. Qc2 Qc7 8. Nbd2 Nbd7 9. O-O-O O-O 10. Rhe1 Rae8 11. Bxf5 exf5 12. Qxf5 Bxf4 13. exf4 Rxe1 14. Rxe1 c5 15. Ne5 Nxe5 16. dxe5 Ne8 17. e6 fxe6 18. Qxe6+ Kh8 19. Qxe8 Kg8 20. Qe6+ Rf7 21. Qxd5 Qxf4 22. Re8# 

[radiant swan]

halloween refuted

ez

[iron mason]

768 rapid, 730 blitz, and 683 bullet

[tired hill]

malai ta gambit ko nam haru ni tha xaina, tara jhukkera khelxu

[strong locust]

That's like saying the way to not lose to magnus is to not play with him

[radiant swan]

exactly

[torn sparrow]

I was playing Halloween gambit all my life don't do this too me

[strange turtle]

yessir

[torn sparrow]

It will destroy me

[strong locust]

Mula💔

[errant storm]

W

[tired hill]

tf is halloween gambit?

[radiant swan]

don't be tricky vro learn to play against the silly players

[ocean vapor]

Dayum

[normal shore]

Holy balanced I'm rapid 1028 blitz 670+ and bullet 500💀

[torn sparrow]

I would resign

[strong locust]

That's common

[tired hill]

and how does e5 stop it

[radiant swan]

or the cauliflower players

[normal shore]

That's atleast good to hear

[torn sparrow]

I would have resigned before

[strange turtle]

imma play a rapid game real quick (im prolly gonna lose)

[errant storm]

mind showing the move list if theres any blunder/miss or smth

[tired hill]

2200 rapid and 1600 blitz 🥳

[radiant swan]

or the pierce defense guy fr

[amber dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/brilliant-pawn-move-gif-3581562761027401169

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IMAGE PERMS

[strong locust]

Bullet chei?

[iron mason]

I wonder how my opponent reacted to that

[torn sparrow]

I would have already been resigned seeing it in the database

[tired hill]

hola 800

[radiant swan]

ok 2500

[torn sparrow]

[iron mason]

Connect your account to get image perm

[broken flower]

Whats your elo now

[radiant swan]

vro is giving away elo like mr beast

[ocean vapor]

Any1 wanna play some chess?

[errant storm]

a ok

[torn sparrow]

5006:2

[amber dragon]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, chess.com is blocked by my parents

[broken flower]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-math-math-cat-numbers-cat-funny-gif-13385485103134761656

[iron mason]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[strong locust]

Bro that's ratio 🥀

[plucky kelp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/697472146469028030/970390812137521192/caption.gif

[patent patrol]

Hi

[patent patrol]

Loud annoying and obnoxious is how I describe that creature

[ocean vapor]

Hallo

[patent patrol]

Hello femboyfeetlicker

[torn sparrow]

L+ratio+mountains +bullet elo

[broken flower]

How? Beside being online 24/7 do you also playing chess 12 hours a day?

[ocean vapor]

sup philipino

[plucky kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/bleh-cat-silly-cat-cat-sticking-tongue-out-gif-12332973546502369976

[tired hill]

2500 is crazy

[prisma patio]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1314739162842267683/1450741381474816070/image.png?ex=6943a3b2&is=69425232&hm=f6b3425c498fd844305864660e80e70f7c27e13accdb452ce1006fc4cf1b4ccd

This tutorial is incorrect in explaining what it wants me to do, I did exactly as it asked but it still failed

[broken flower]

He works HARD for that elo

[tired hill]

you have to transcend the current level of autism

[torn sparrow]

💔

It's not that serious

[broken flower]

Bro is testament of hard work beat talent

[ocean vapor]

Low rated = normal

[errant storm]

3 misses 😭

[strong locust]

U know what's crazier?
Our country has only like 2-3 people above 2500 bullet

[amber dragon]

i got 5 brillaints in one match before

[broken flower]

He was only 400 a year ago

[ocean vapor]

Is your country somalia or sum

[strong locust]

Close
Nepal

[broken flower]

Racist

[ocean vapor]

Damn

[normal shore]

Ours have only one grandmaster

[ocean vapor]

Explain

[strong locust]

Ours doesn't even have an IM

[broken flower]

No explanation

[tired hill]

whats this hard work lore? i dont get it

[copper cape]

is that online rating or

[normal shore]

Dang

[amber dragon]

america?

[strong locust]

Yes

[broken flower]

He played and studied chess 12 hours a day

[normal shore]

America?

[tired hill]

i was top 40 rapid for being a 2200

[ocean vapor]

Ours only have those "Arena ___" titles

[amber dragon]

they only have one GM

[ocean vapor]

Which u can js buy💔

[normal shore]

Actually pretty close it's Malaysia

[broken flower]

Get a title and you’ll get free diamond membership for life

[ocean vapor]

Oh yeah

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> 🍮 (flan)

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Name: 🍮 (flan)
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2308 (2323 peak)
Blitz: 2150 (2260 peak)
Bullet: 2188 (2338 peak)

[ocean vapor]

Congrats🥳

[tough moat]

hey

[ocean vapor]

Hallo maniac

[tired hill]

greenflower?

[broken flower]

Yes

[tired hill]

400 a year ago is cap tho

if yes, its not only hard work

[normal shore]

I agree

[broken flower]

Thats real, he siphoned and steal elos from noobs in this server thats why he got 2500 now

[strange turtle]

free queen 😄

[normal shore]

Well thats

[strong locust]

How does one steal

[amber dragon]

its white to move

[tired hill]

thats illegal

[broken flower]

He is a mafia from india

[thick ledge]

3 wins in a row and no loss in 11 games 🔥

[tired hill]

by winning

[strange turtle]

black to move

[normal shore]

What happened on December 16 I mean the game with 50+ accuracy

[copper cape]

how do I view country leaderboards? is that for premium ppl only

[full edge]

six seven

[amber dragon]

caro kann player sighted????

[thick ledge]

It was a shitshow, I blundered a few pawns but ended up finding a checkmate pattern

[patent patrol]

White queen

[thick ledge]

No, just my alias, but I have looked into playing it

[leaden star]

i love caro kann

[thick ledge]

I usually play scandi

[tired hill]

bro reached 2400-2599 without learning how to check country leaderboards

[strong locust]

What cc ELO range is best for reading chess fundamentals by capablanca?

[patent patrol]

@torn sparrow 🧠♟️
Active checklist:
Maximise piece control
Attack plan(tactics + targets)
Double check moves

Passive checklist:
King and pieces safety
Observe the pawns
Opp idea or plan

The start:
King safety
Center control
Develop knights and bishops
Pieces moved must do something(control, defend, help in attack)
Avoid unneccesary pawn moves
Plan in mind

The middle game:
Attack potential
Evaluate pawn structure and breaks
Improve piece activity
Control key rank, files and diagonals
Target weak pawns and squares
Create threats + tactics
Trade pieces with purpose

The end game:
King activity
Passed pawns and structure
Pieces activity
Techniques to win endgames
Simplify into win

Things to learn:

1. How do pawns work, when and when not to push, how it weakens position, how it applies pressure

[amber dragon]

so do i.

[leaden star]

?

[tired hill]

should i actually learn chess, chat?

[thick ledge]

the simple way to improve at chess is to just not lose

and make your opponent lose

[errant storm]

ok

[strong locust]

Is Shakespeare dead or is @thick ledge is his reincarnation

[errant storm]

dharmann is shakespeares reincarnation

fr

[thick ledge]

I just stopped resigning and started winning, I resign way too early

[tired hill]

do you think a bullet player has patience to read this?

[errant storm]

how does a 500 elo player improve at chess 🤔

[rustic kettle]

learn principles

[errant storm]

like

[strange turtle]

i lost the fifth rapid game today. i a row

[rustic kettle]

Chess Principles

1. Develop your pieces quickly.
2. Control the center.
3. Put your pieces on squares that give them maximum space.
4. Try to develop your knights towards the center.
5. A knight on the rim is dim.
6. Don’t take unnecessary chances.
7. Play aggressive.
8. Calculate forced moves first.
9. Always ask yourself, “Can he put me in check or win a piece?”
10. Have a plan. Every move should have a purpose.
11. Assume your opponent’s move is his best move.
12. Ask yourself, “Why did he move there?” after each move.
13. Play for the initiative and controlling the board.
14. If you must lose a piece, get something for it if you can.
15. When behind, exchange pawns. When ahead, exchange pieces.
16. If you are losing, don’t give up fighting. Look for counter-play.
17. Don’t play unsound moves unless you are losing badly.
18. Don’t sacrifice a piece without good reason.
19. If you are in doubt of an opponent’s sacrifice, accept it.
20. Attack with more that just one or two pieces.
21. Do not make careless pawn moves. They cannot move back.
22. Do not block in your bishops.
23. Bishops of opposite colors have the greatest chance of drawing.
24. Try not to move the same piece twice or more times in a row.
25. Exchange pieces if it helps your development.
26. Don’t bring your queen out early.
27. Castle soon to protect your king and develop your rook.
28. Develop rooks to open files.
29. Put rooks behind passed pawns.
30. Study rook endgames. They are the most common endgames.

[copper cape]

how long have you been playing?

[errant storm]

5 days 😎

[copper cape]

oh, just get a feel for the game

[errant storm]

aight

[copper cape]

just remember how to checkmate

[strange turtle]

bro

[errant storm]

i just played the london with kings pawn

[kindred crypt]

Is anyone ready to play ?

[strange turtle]

nice blunder there

[radiant swan]

too much to remember

[copper cape]

doing that's usually bad because (I assume) you advance your f pawn, but honestly doesn't matter that much, your opponent is still in the same boat as you in terms of trying to get a feel for the game anyway

[thorny badge]

giving checks isn’t always a problem

beginners sometimes give useless checks

[tired hill]

getting checks is a skill issue

[errant storm]

oka

[thorny badge]

not really, sometimes it helps you instead

[tired hill]

cant believe i escaped 500 rating without knowing any of it till now

[tired hill]

🤓

[strange turtle]

i just did a hella disrespectful checkmate

[tired hill]

but is still a thing to consider

[ocean vapor]

Cheeks

[kindred crypt]

Someone play w me bruh

Nvm

[ocean vapor]

Waht

[strange turtle]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/146819569922/review bro just blundered his queen 💀

[frosty peak]

Begebun (550) vs. Abhishekkkkkkkkkknaik (513)

Move List

1. e4 d5 2. Nc3 dxe4 3. Nxe4 Qd5 4. d3 Qe5 5. Nf3 Qe6 6. Be2 f5 7. Neg5 Qc6 8. O-O h6 9. Nh3 g5 10. c4 g4 11. Nd4 Qc5 12. Nb3 Qd4 13. Nxd4 gxh3 14. gxh3 Nf6 15. Nxf5 e6 16. Nxh6 Bxh6 17. Bxh6 Rxh6 18. Qc1 Rxh3 19. Qg5 Nbd7 20. Bg4 Rh8 21. Rad1 b6 22. d4 Bb7 23. d5 exd5 24. cxd5 Bxd5 25. Rxd5 Nxd5 26. Qg7 Rf8 27. Qxd7# 

[errant storm]

i just had a huge comeback

[strange turtle]

is this worth it for a calculated checkmate

[ocean vapor]

bro uses roblox scripts😔

[strange turtle]

im white

[errant storm]

i mean i program roblox games not exploit bro

[ocean vapor]

I mean ur opponent didnt see why it was mistake

[ocean vapor]

dam alr

[thick ledge]

when the mouseslip works in your favor

[errant storm]

yes

[reef canyon]

this why u dont premove

[strange turtle]

i did sac a 2 pawns a THE ROOOOOOOOK for a forced checkmate

[leaden star]

#1

[tawny yew]

please tell me you pasted this

[ocean vapor]

Alr bruh chil

[thorny badge]

that’s for sure. for example if you give your opponent a check and they can place a pawn in between it can do lots of positive things for them, you give them the opportunity to fix their pawn structure

[strange turtle]

THE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

[thick ledge]

ive studied pawn and pawn & rook endgames and endlessly grinded puzzles until it stuck

[tired hill]

you can be a good coach ngl

[tawny yew]

🥀 premoving in blitz

[ocean vapor]

Any1 wanna play bullet

[strange turtle]

about rule 24, what if ur doing a fork or discovered attack

[thorny badge]

tysm! 💙

[strange turtle]

or pin or skewer

[thorn cliff]

Someone tell him it’s not 10s+0.1

[sour olive]

Where is Giga? I havnt heard his name in awhile

[slow folio]

@uneven turret @zealous marsh yo please say this ain't the chess we know

[copper cape]

oh those principles aren't really something that you must do, just things to consider in the back of your head

[slow folio]

We can't be that washed to lose fking Indonesia right?

[copper cape]

also some of the things there are advanced anyway

[strange turtle]

also me who moves the same rook 10 moves in a row spamming check in the endgame

[tawny yew]

you dont need it until 1000, and some of them are obsolete in most situations beyond

[ocean vapor]

I only understand indonesia and sea games

[tired hill]

ok, will note it

[uneven turret]

Isn't that the women's team?

[ocean vapor]

Context?

[sour olive]

please take that out of your name bro lmao

[slow folio]

I have absolutely no clue

[tired hill]

i want to get out of this 700 elo range, this elo range pmo

[tawny yew]

are you trying to say something

[slow folio]

like they don't annouce anything tbh

just saw that sh

[strange turtle]

blundermus prime hits hard 🔥

[uneven turret]

like they literally have Irene, Ledina and Dewi

[tired hill]

2000-2199 is crazy, how to get that good

[uneven turret]

So two IMs and a WGM

[slow folio]

please better be woman.

if it's man then ima jump from the nearest bridge

[uneven turret]

they are women

the fact you don't know Irene is insane

[slow folio]

no I mean the news Ik better be woman

[tawny yew]

its average around here😔 i havent had time to get good

[slow folio]

not the names you told-

[strange turtle]

the temu resignation (helping opponent checkmate)

[tawny yew]

is this discrimination

[tired hill]

and i felt like i conquered the world after checkmating my 400 rated opponent in 4 moves

[grave moon]

go to gulag

https://tenor.com/view/of-to-gulag-gif-19230867

i get banned

[slow folio]

OH THANKS GOD IT'S WOMAN AND ASEAN CHESS

[grave moon]

go to gulag

[slow folio]

no like I won't trust our chess be washed if it's man bro

[copper cape]

context?

can't read

[strange turtle]

how tf do you read vietnamese bro...

[slow folio]

Vietnam lost in the finals of rapid ASEAN chess

[uneven turret]

@slow folio so you're expecting the women's team who literally only has ONE TITLED PLAYER (Phạm Thành Phương) to win against the best women's team in SEA

[slow folio]

cuz im vietnamese...

[tawny yew]

rapid isnt our top players' strongest points

[slow folio]

no I thought it was man chess bro c'mon

[tired hill]

i am so high that i can read it

[slow folio]

💀

[uneven turret]

and you say our chess is washed

[slow folio]

I thought Truong Son, Tuan Minh and Banh Gia Huy washed

[uneven turret]

it's not that washed chillax my guy

[tawny yew]

with our eyes🐧

[strange turtle]

thank god you dont know my native language

[slow folio]

omfg I was scared to death

[slow folio]

better be a gold for man chess

[radiant swan]

if you joined vro

[tawny yew]

chill😭 silver is good dawg

[slow folio]

my godness me I accept we are weak against the world but ASEAN?

[copper cape]

I thought Philippines vs Indo in the rapid mens finals though?

[harsh kite]

vietnamese looks so funny

[slow folio]

is it ASEAN chess?

[tawny yew]

i will take this as a compliment

[slow folio]

if it is then fine since I know no sh about it

[copper cape]

oh wait wrong tourna

[slow folio]

but if it's FIDE then ima jump

[copper cape]

is ASEAN same as SEA games

[tired hill]

i thought you were vietnamese too, by your name

[tawny yew]

ye

[fresh estuary]

nevermind the queen protecting the horse is more important!

[uneven turret]

we didn't even get a medal

[harsh kite]

i dont see how my name is vietnamese at all but ok im not

[slow folio]

ASEAN chess right...?

[copper cape]

oh its Thailand not Indo

[harsh kite]

losing to singapore is crazy

[uneven turret]

Mai is also a Vietnamese name

[tired hill]

fiomai

[tawny yew]

i mean..it kinda is a popular name here

[harsh kite]

💔

[uneven turret]

men's double rapid

[harsh kite]

nguyen or smth whatever

[tired hill]

fiomai, hanoi, they rhyming

[tawny yew]

thats a surname💔

[harsh kite]

coincidence ig

[uneven turret]

something like Nguyễn Thảo Mai or whatever

that's a way for Mai to be a name

[harsh kite]

is mai also a female name there

[slow folio]

yeah ikr but is it ASEAN chess?

[uneven turret]

primarily a female name

[harsh kite]

mm

[tired hill]

love how an accent automatically comes while reading it

[slow folio]

it's different from FIDE chess

[tawny yew]

nguyen thi mai way more common im sure

[uneven turret]

no

[uneven turret]

"thị" in big 25

[harsh kite]

gia sounds pretty female tbh

[tawny yew]

😭

[harsh kite]

shocker

[errant storm]

i made it a draw phew

[tawny yew]

gia is a neutral middle name)

[uneven turret]

middle names like "văn" and "thị" are actually so outdated

[harsh kite]

ohh

[tawny yew]

whered u get ts

[tired hill]

i once told a ukranian their name looks russian

[uneven turret]

ah right

actually do you know my real name?

[harsh kite]

yes

[uneven turret]

tf

[harsh kite]

❤️

[strange turtle]

if someone can read and translate this, i will resign from a game where i have mate in 1: წარმოიდგინე, რომ გუგლ თარგმანს იყენებ

[harsh kite]

perhaps thats why i asked

[uneven turret]

I don't think I told my name to anyone other than like that time I leaked my FIDE

[harsh kite]

well

[tawny yew]

it might have been that time

[harsh kite]

it wasnt that hard to find it

[uneven turret]

urm

welp I'm not gonna question

[tired hill]

adda muddu adda muddu

[harsh kite]

1500-1600 fide classical viet that is born after 2009

[strange turtle]

wrong

[harsh kite]

and i just need to find your face

[tawny yew]

not scary at all😭

[uneven turret]

oh and also the chess federation forces us to have an image when we sign up via them

[harsh kite]

which is easy since you leaked it on your prestigious yt channel

[errant storm]

imagine u are using google translate

[harsh kite]

poor guy

[tawny yew]

that good that young

[uneven turret]

like there are some titled fckers with no face

[harsh kite]

fr fr

[uneven turret]

are we deadass

[harsh kite]

wait so your first name and middle name are both gender neutral

[uneven turret]

my FIDE profile is genuinely chopped

[harsh kite]

does that make you technically easier to become a trans

[tawny yew]

leak his name bro

[uneven turret]

how can a first name be gendered?

[harsh kite]

never

[strange turtle]

thats the correct translation but i bet you used google translate (if you didnt use google translate, whats that language)

[uneven turret]

actually when no

[harsh kite]

dont ask me dude

[tawny yew]

first name refers to the given name i think

[uneven turret]

is first name my name or last name?

I called it family name that's why we trippin

[tawny yew]

like i havent seen a girl named huy

[harsh kite]

japanese first name has clear genderization

[uneven turret]

yall names are so damn complicated

[strange turtle]

john

[uneven turret]

it's like "hi my name is Ajitama as in this random ass kanji character took from a train station"

[magic shard]

yeah true why would you ever make a complicated name

[harsh kite]

its literally the most simple system

your name + family name

[tawny yew]

it doesnt help that our surnames are at the beginning of the name

[harsh kite]

doesnt english work like that aswell

[uneven turret]

yeah that's why paperwork is impossible if you got a middle name

[magic shard]

especially long names with lots of characters in a sequence that's difficult to remember

[harsh kite]

smh

[slow folio]

k @uneven turret we are still safe, FIDE chess ain't started yet

[uneven turret]

but anyways since uh yk my name @harsh kite

my first name is masculine
middle name is gender neutral
and last names are not gendered

[slow folio]

just some ASEAN chess that idek how to play

[solid helm]

Yo gng

[tawny yew]

family name + middle name + given name over here

[solid helm]

Yoru?

[harsh kite]

huh really

[uneven turret]

therefore it is confirmed to a 99% certainty that I possess a Y chromosome

[harsh kite]

fair

[solid helm]

who is yoru

[harsh kite]

oh wait so your chronologically first name is actually your family name

[uneven turret]

last names aka family name is not gendered

[harsh kite]

thats fair

[strange turtle]

cfuytcytcYTuГცცცცცუUcUuiuпмгუტცცcvuctмргшщмгყუიოვრდრეხ, iogbnтшвагыриззბდპგსიგ (those are the 4 languages i know)

[radiant swan]

@harsh kite leak the name

[harsh kite]

glug glug gla gla smth

[magic shard]

my name. is doryetuosenbcakohn
your turn

[uneven turret]

yeah the first word was my family name

[slow folio]

here

[harsh kite]

ok odor

[uneven turret]

https://tenor.com/view/get-flanned-flan-lol-get-flaned-dessert-gif-27560426

[harsh kite]

i see

[magic shard]

no

[tawny yew]

kel almost got there but oh well

[uneven turret]

who's this cute looking alt girl here

[magic shard]

"I don't know what this is I don't want to know what this is Ima go 6 with it"
-caseoh

[strange turtle]

my name is John Doe

[slow folio]

idek lah

[harsh kite]

wait who is that

[uneven turret]

s-s-s-s-s-s-six...

[slow folio]

I only know durban, beans and yoru

[solid helm]

I still don't get it, which one of the two

[uneven turret]

that's why I'm asking

[slow folio]

guess it

[radiant swan]

damn didn't know
mine is Vladimir Kramnik

[magic shard]

there is no way

[solid helm]

Bruh what is your name

[harsh kite]

oh i thought u knew

[slow folio]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-doakes-staring-suspicious-memes-gif-9038143639402170425

[uneven turret]

"who is this girl"
"wait who is that"
"idk that's why i'm asking"
"i thought yk lah"

[limpid viper]

tf is this 💀

[uneven turret]

🥀

[harsh kite]

ok crodie

[radiant swan]

ohwow is that you

[uneven turret]

we're also missing paint, perry, and if we want nick

[limpid viper]

no this is not ohwow

[uneven turret]

and maybe some might put fikkser

tho idk if that guy evaded the ban

then ofc two very infamous people that I'm personally glad got chinged

[radiant swan]

helo wsp is that you

[solid helm]

https://tenor.com/view/grilled-cheese-taco-taco-tuesday-dance-boogy-gif-18089471478822818932

[limpid viper]

that is not me

[magic shard]

@spice root

[radiant swan]

unfortunately someone unlocked invis

[harsh kite]

paint zekodin asura jdot fbi

[jaunty thunder]

If you translate this you will be cursed. The only way to take away the spell is to subscribe to my yt channel

[limpid viper]

i am supreme overlord king slayer chess mastermind now

[magic shard]

that image is missing fion

[harsh kite]

it would also be disrespectful if we didnt include fion

[uneven turret]

why this crodie talking in a fried babyfood accent, i'm achy cheesed cuzz

[solid helm]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-gif-358126946326466778

[uneven turret]

fbi is fikkser and jdot didn't get banned

[solid helm]

I see the light!!!!

[limpid viper]

jdot still here?

[jaunty thunder]

I hate Toronto gerberts fam

[magic shard]

who else got banned

[harsh kite]

yeah he clearly isnt there and jdot is banned iirc

[uneven turret]

do all barbies from the gyaldem yap with such elegance like this cuh

[harsh kite]

he said smth outrageous

[harsh kite]

no

[magic shard]

celestia

[uneven turret]

I thought jdot left ngl but damn

[tawny yew]

still banned or once banned

[magic shard]

who removed celestia on that image

[limpid viper]

day jdot stopped talking here we were saved

[solid helm]

https://tenor.com/view/idiots-idiot-no-intelligent-life-buzz-lightyear-toy-story-gif-12637964375483433713

[harsh kite]

you just hating

[jaunty thunder]

I have a feeling dor is undercover Markus on a special mod operation