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[frosty peak]

Openings (2300) vs. yarothetimble (2305)

Move List

1. Nf3 Nf6 2. b3 d5 3. Bb2 c5 4. e3 Nc6 5. Bb5 Qc7 6. d3 e6 7. Ne5 Bd6 8. Bxc6+ bxc6 9. f4 O-O 10. Nd2 Nd7 11. Nxd7 Bxd7 12. Nf3 Rab8 13. Qe2 c4 14. dxc4 dxc4 15. Qxc4 Rb4 16. Qc3 f6 17. O-O-O Re4 18. Qd3 

[north seal]

damn, im so jealous lol, going to the chess club is like a 30min ride

[full cobalt]

lmao why would I read the bible

[torn sparrow]

Very important area

[marble sand]

No but my parents pay for it sometimes

[latent crystal]

Oofff

[reef canyon]

holy NEET

[marble sand]

I can't get a job though I have school

[reef canyon]

jk

[latent crystal]

I'm actually going to a 14 yearolds birthday party! (Is it weird he invited me I'm 18 lollll)

(he's also a chess player)

[reef canyon]

fine, spiritually NEET

[full cobalt]

played a somewhat ok game just to flag

[marble sand]

I am not spiritually NEET

[full cobalt]

chess really not chessing today

[modern venture]

new update

[full cobalt]

-80 elo from yesterdays peak

[reef canyon]

is this seriously ur chess acc vro or my website is tripping balls

[merry flint]

Please give me diamond membership 😭

[latent crystal]

Wtf 😭

[torn sparrow]

It's his acc

[radiant swan]

thats his cc acc lol

[latent crystal]

Your not DanTDM

[torn sparrow]

He has 3 accounts

Mod privilege

[reef canyon]

it looks chatgpt generated

[scarlet arrow]

yeah ?

my alt

[latent crystal]

Omg I wanna touch DanTDMs diamonds so bad... 🤤

[carmine gull]

Openings from france with 2300!?!? WHATTT

[torn sparrow]

Chatgpt generated accounts 💔

[latent crystal]

I wanna ride that diamond minecart

[silent osprey]

Your eyes is a currency for chess and discord

[scarlet arrow]

Mr K watching

[latent crystal]

HEYYYY

[reef canyon]

ayyy

[latent crystal]

ignore my last 2 messages before these 2

How ya doing batman!!!, ya been good?

[scarlet arrow]

chhh

[reef canyon]

im mentally regressing idk im making 67 jokes

[latent crystal]

I think it's been like a week since I seen youuu

I hope you've been staying healthy 😊

[reef canyon]

u dont need one

[thorn cliff]

real Batman !!!

[scarlet arrow]

UwU

[reef canyon]

also stop w the useless polls

[scarlet arrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aED02XuLwo

[torn sparrow]

Is this self promotion???

[carmine gull]

Ok alr, oh yeah and everyone can make polls😭

[kindred crypt]

wasnt ur account endgames, did you change it again

[scarlet arrow]

no I have both

that's why it's funny

I'm Openings and Endgames

[reef canyon]

vro is hoarding all the cool usernames

[scarlet arrow]

the only things I'm good at

[harsh sky]

and what about bastman

[reef canyon]

biblical levels of greed

[harsh sky]

dont get ahead of yourself

[verbal lintel]

GG @jade cloud

[kindred crypt]

oh you are allowed 3 accounts

[radiant swan]

who took Middlegames

[harsh sky]

me

[kindred crypt]

middlegame is potato

[reef canyon]

some algerian dude lol

[jade cloud]

gg now send voice message

[radiant swan]

who

[kindred crypt]

@copper comet

[reef canyon]

no games btw

[kindred crypt]

that middlegame not middlegames

[scarlet arrow]

let's make that one my mod account

[reef canyon]

vro just wanted the username

[scarlet arrow]

[kindred crypt]

hold up lemme steal that

[verbal lintel]

lol hell nah

[harsh sky]

acc name is up for grabs

[kindred crypt]

claimable for bast then since inactive for 4 years

[scarlet arrow]

tbh I don't want it

[harsh sky]

gonna take it to spite bastman 🙏

aw nvm then

[torn sparrow]

Happy with what you have

Humble man

[vague hedge]

i have a confession
im just here for the emojis

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> lazy_failure

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Bullet: 2013 (2102 peak)

[torn sparrow]

[verbal lintel]

@jade cloud the fact that me losing to u highlights the main reason why i want premium in the first place

[reef canyon]

bro's only here for the handsomest dude

[carmine gull]

Hmm ok more than 2000 is good👍

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> france_napoleon

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Rapid: 382 (386 peak)
Blitz: 385 (peak)
Bullet: 100

[reef canyon]

chat why is levy so handsome

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> The Bastman (endgames)

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Name: The Bastman (endgames)
Premium Member: True
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Streamer: False

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Rapid: 2300 (peak)
Blitz: 2302 (peak)
Bullet: 2304 (peak)

[scarlet arrow]

owo

[vague hedge]

how many rooks will it take to satisfy this man...

[shadow thunder]

He is married btw

[reef canyon]

can yall stop aurafarming on chat

[kindred crypt]

peaksitter guys burn him on the stake

[torn sparrow]

I have the lowest Elo in chat

[vague hedge]

to me

[reef canyon]

so ?

[shadow thunder]

Ya sure

[merry bough]

Some players already lost lol

[carmine gull]

im 300 on rapid and blitz...and 100 IN BULLET!!😭😭

[harsh sky]

oh damn he literally just got banned 💀

[reef canyon]

cant we appreciate other man beauty now

[harsh sky]

https://www.chess.com/member/bloodyblimey rip bozo @jade cloud

[merry bough]

Someone lost in less than 48 hours

[scarlet arrow]

womp womp

[radiant swan]

say this one more time and ping doryetuosenbcakohn

[merry bough]

I know that guy, I beat him in 13 hours once, including 6 hours where I was sleeping

[scarlet arrow]

uwu

[torn sparrow]

Bro was praying for this

[shadow thunder]

It's a fact tho.
Streamer levy rozman is married

[astral harbor]

meow

[radiant swan]

@magic shard

[merry bough]

Kitty :3

[shadow thunder]

Ew

[reef canyon]

irrelevant information

[vague hedge]

why is this chat so :3

[harsh sky]

nah i just had a weird feeling when seeing the match history

[ionic ledge]

went back to my London/Caro-Kann and went from 138 to 206 hahahaha

[reef canyon]

being married doesnt stop you from being handsome

[magic shard]

what

[kindred crypt]

@magic shard

[torn sparrow]

You are a hater actually

[shadow thunder]

Ok bro

[merry bough]

Posting this GIF until mods get involved

[reef canyon]

how is it even possible to be 200 rating or lower

[merry bough]

https://tenor.com/view/fla-flat-hamster-dead-dead-hamster-gif-13537342857450294646

[reef canyon]

what goes on in the minds of 100 elo ppl

[ionic ledge]

be extremely bad at logic

[radiant swan]

you saw the message i replied to

[reef canyon]

i am very curious

[shadow thunder]

W man fr

[scarlet arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/fadding-cat-gif-2806019528914214031

[magic shard]

yeah

[vague hedge]

im so smart that my elo is the same as my iq

[radiant swan]

do the same and ping pixel

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-magnus-carlsen-tongue-tease-lick-gif-27570707

[ionic ledge]

just be extremely bad at logic and implied meanings irl

[frail tusk]

any mods online

[harsh sky]

this is literally me tryna play chess

[shadow thunder]

They got negative elo now?

[reef canyon]

i am very bad at logic and is extremely irrational all the time

[vague hedge]

:(

[ionic ledge]

thanks, we will go back to 300

[unique veldt]

💀

[verbal lintel]

so like anybody wanna gift me premium?

[kindred crypt]

deleted lmfao

[unique veldt]

was that the mod??

[scarlet arrow]

didn't know you played blind chess

[harsh sky]

well guess why i got a 599 elo acc

[shadow thunder]

Sorry not sorry

[harsh sky]

that was my blindfolded account
i have aphantasia

[reef canyon]

no vro get a j*b

[harsh sky]

it was destined to be gigalow elo

[frail tusk]

dude can u help me veify my title

[plucky kelp]

Hai chat :3

[reef canyon]

hi toetoe

[verbal lintel]

im 15

[magic shard]

no

[scarlet arrow]

nope

[reef canyon]

saying this infront of a mod is crazy
goodbye user rino

[pulsar canopy]

Hi totoee

[frail tusk]

chesscom support is buns 🙏

[unique veldt]

:3

[astral harbor]

what's your account?

[plucky kelp]

Hewoo!

[scarlet arrow]

well I'm only a mod

[ionic ledge]

use lichess for now, for unli puzzles and whatever

[radiant swan]

dor is getting ragebaited i know it

[scarlet arrow]

I don't have anything to do with support

[verbal lintel]

BrilliantAli482010

[unique veldt]

ooo can I get free premium 🥺

[reef canyon]

lowkey would be very funny if u get away w ts

[shadow thunder]

Take that elo back

[astral harbor]

okay

[frail tusk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/757484836792303656/773124216064442388/fast_sad.gif

[radiant swan]

he said the more mad he gets the more bullet he'll grind

[ionic ledge]

yes yes

[wet hollow]

ooo can I get pic perms

[scarlet arrow]

also you do have a damn title

[ionic ledge]

one day at a time @shadow thunder

[pulsar canopy]

You not getting it

[harsh sky]

is vro tryna get his title verified

[scarlet arrow]

what are ya yapping about

[frail tusk]

im tryna get it on a olt

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> not_doz

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Rapid: 926 (peak)

[scarlet arrow]

[astral harbor]

let's make him mad

[raw ridge]

Oh okay.

[scarlet arrow]

o

[torn sparrow]

2009 kids alr stronger than me 💔

[scarlet arrow]

oké

[raw ridge]

WHOS FREE FOR A GAME

[unique veldt]

let me ask admins then

[scarlet arrow]

well can't help anyway

[jade kite]

unc

[shadow thunder]

@vague hedge cute pfp btw I like it

[reef canyon]

i get muted for a furry gif and somehow a user saying bj infront of a mod gets away w it 🥀

[pulsar canopy]

Beggar

[astral harbor]

get good

[unique veldt]

oh sorry 😭

[frail tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-emo-wolf-werewolf-transform-gif-27196401

[shadow thunder]

Frrrr 3 wins a day

[pulsar canopy]

💀💀

[lone totem]

Mods lock him out he just said it again

[vague hedge]

why thank you

[kindred crypt]

baljeet

[harsh sky]

casually doxxed

[astral harbor]

what gif did you get muted for?

[harsh sky]

vro dor got 2600 bullet yesterday

[torn sparrow]

No

[ionic ledge]

what's wrong with your flag shown?

[radiant swan]

he needs 2700

[reef canyon]

you wouldnt want me locked out i know deep down you dont :3

[harsh sky]

wat

[frail tusk]

my full name 🙏

[ionic ledge]

ahh not the flag lmao I'm stupid

[shadow thunder]

You're welcome. Mb for earlier btw they doesn't have negative elo

[pulsar canopy]

You either play chess or watch the knights mate

[kindred crypt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/804347688946237475/1447294358826123284/SPOILER_attachment.gif

[harsh sky]

Nuh uh i refuse to believe that thats ur name

[verbal lintel]

@jade cloud WAIT A SECOND

[kindred crypt]

What

[ionic ledge]

@harsh sky sorry I feel like super stupid rn

[astral harbor]

lol

[shadow thunder]

Smothering mate

[harsh sky]

literal looney toons name

[torn sparrow]

No embed rights 🤣🤣🤣

[reef canyon]

yea is account got banned

[frail tusk]

cheating at 1350 is crazy

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-test-gif-23353939

[verbal lintel]

@jade cloud ?????

[kindred crypt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/804347688946237475/1447294358826123284/SPOILER_attachment.gif

[harsh sky]

i literally just said that

[vague hedge]

i stand at an astounding 58 elo

[reef canyon]

cheating happens at every level

[thorn cliff]

1350 rated cheating boi

[verbal lintel]

dude no i dont cheat

[pulsar canopy]

Cheaters are gag

[reef canyon]

they obviously dont mean you

[thorn cliff]

There are 100 rated cheaters out there btw

[pulsar canopy]

Gay

[harsh sky]

ts is a different type of a slow in the head

[shadow thunder]

nice

[frail tusk]

holy 🙏

[astral harbor]

are you sure

[verbal lintel]

he said play me for premium
he won
and when i played him it said "lose = -4" HMMM

[reef canyon]

smart enough to use stockfih, still not smart enough to turn on the screen before playing

[verbal lintel]

yup i've never cheated before and im glad

[ionic ledge]

can you "cheat" vs an irl friend in unranked chess.com games? or still no

[harsh sky]

brother and you believed that

[modern venture]

what in the tomfoolery bamboozle is this

[verbal lintel]

it gave me 4 elo not taken from me, means i played a cheater

[astral harbor]

are you sure though

[harsh sky]

also literally nobody accused you of cheating

[reef canyon]

can you? yes
should you? thats a different question

[torn sparrow]

Good

[verbal lintel]

breh lol yes im sure

[ionic ledge]

I mean if both are in agreement

[frail tusk]

i made an account on chess.com and 5 of my 10 first games was cheaters

[reef canyon]

the worst you can lose is the respect of your friend

[wet hollow]

Hi lek!!

[torn sparrow]

I might have said very interesting

[vague hedge]

i cheat by looking at my opponents pieces

[astral harbor]

i don't think that's how it works

[robust fiber]

What is fastest way to improve at Chess.Playing or Puzzles

[ionic ledge]

like for example: both of us get 3 engine moves this game

[wet hollow]

Quitting

[ionic ledge]

could be fun hahahhaa

[reef canyon]

i cheat by checkmating someone else's king instead of my opponents'

[frail tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/blackbeard-blackbeard-writing-taking-notes-writing-gif-17583038544116987898

[torn sparrow]

When 2100 veo

[astral harbor]

hi cookie

[robust fiber]

Can you beat Fide masters

[frail tusk]

oops wrong one

[wet hollow]

Never icl

[astral harbor]

yes

[reef canyon]

never say never

[wet hollow]

Not playing ts game without a new mouse ✌️ 😂

[torn sparrow]

Sad

[plucky kelp]

I cheat by studying openings before games

[torpid flare]

https://youtube.com/shorts/g5taxqBtJC8?si=m5kFbB0sPPrV2UgW

[astral harbor]

play on phone

[frail tusk]

retired ones ✌️

[verbal lintel]

look
when you play someone
if you win you gain elo right?
if u lose u lose elo

so if you play someone and you lost
you lose elo
if he turned out to be a cheater
that elo you lost gets refunded
so it says +4 elo has returned to your account

4 elo gets subtracted if u won against him

[robust fiber]

Are you titled player

[wet hollow]

I cheat by using a organic device in my head called "brain"

[astral harbor]

wcm

[frail tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/blackbeard-blackbeard-writing-taking-notes-writing-gif-17583038544116987898

[astral harbor]

why are you lying?

[verbal lintel]

no wait
if you were the one cheating 4 elo gets subtracted from u (or whatever u won bc u cheater)

[wet hollow]

Omggg I want to be a WCm just like you

[verbal lintel]

10/10 ragebait

[torn sparrow]

Omggg I want to be a WCm just like you

[robust fiber]

Anyone can become CM it takes few years of dedication.

[thorn cliff]

I’ve beaten GMs ||in ultrabullet||

[wet hollow]

uhh no if you are the one cheating you get banned

[frail tusk]

btw guys just change gender if u want WCM

[wet hollow]

Are you a CM?

[limpid viper]

i want to be a woman just like you

[plucky kelp]

I want to be pizza

[thorn cliff]

FIDE doesn’t allow this actually

[verbal lintel]

yeah ofc u get banned and the elo he lost gets refunded lol

[robust fiber]

Im 17 and aim for it by early 20s

[astral harbor]

didn't you beat andrew tang

[verbal lintel]

so ig patrick got banned and i got the 4 elo i lost

[frail tusk]

but ive seen trans chess people

with woman titles

[timber badge]

in ub???

[robust fiber]

You will still get beaten by Masters

[verbal lintel]

@jade cloud imagine cheating

[thorn cliff]

yes indeed, I also have a WGM win in a similar tc if that counts

[torn sparrow]

Omggg I want to be a 1900 like you

[limpid viper]

gl gng

[wet hollow]

I beat masters aswell

[timber badge]

beating tang in ub is insane

[reef canyon]

yes they do a trans woman won the french women national championships

[verbal lintel]

@astral harbor were u gonna give me premium or were u like joking

[astral harbor]

yeah. tang berserked apparently

[frail tusk]

thats the one im talking bout

[thorn cliff]

That’s France not FIDE

[wet hollow]

I have beaten ACM, AFM, AIM etc

[robust fiber]

I mean Fide masters not National masters

[astral harbor]

what?

[limpid viper]

im actually 1800 bro

[robust fiber]

Nms are cm level

[frail tusk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1126351047250685954/1252792569285578864/attachment.gif

[magic shard]

Did you zerk back

[plucky kelp]

Yes maybe that still exists but FIDE prevents trans people to play in women-only tournaments

[reef canyon]

the championship is obviously sanctioned by fide so???

[thorn cliff]

I can’t share the link because it’s lich*ss.org

[verbal lintel]

you like asked me for my account name so i thought u were gonna give me premium

[astral harbor]

you can share it

sharing game challenges isn't allowed

[thorn cliff]

I’m gonna get warned

[plucky kelp]

What

[timber badge]

the real lion beats top 200 gms in increment blitz

[astral harbor]

you can send links of past games

[timber badge]

worth it for the aura farm

[robust fiber]

@wet hollow USCF ratings are inflated compared to Fide

[wet hollow]

Did vro beat feye?

[wet hollow]

Idc about USCF icl

[torn sparrow]

No he is flexing bok

[verbal lintel]

?

[kindred crypt]

💀

[robust fiber]

United States Chess Federation.They have National master title at 2200 but it's more like 2150 fide level

[timber badge]

bro im cooked in pe

[frail tusk]

Guys the meta is to be trans now

[timber badge]

what is ts theory

[wet hollow]

Oh nvm feye aint top 200

[harsh sky]

tell me about it queen 🗣️

[kindred crypt]

can i cleim world record wriden in history boks for firsd ches pleyer that is dylexice?

[magic shard]

No you just have to be good at chess it doesn't matter

[wet hollow]

I thought he was 2570 fide or smth 🥀

[thorn cliff]

No like I’m actually gonna get banned if I share the game lol

[verbal lintel]

@astral harbor i mean like can u or do u not wanna? it's ok if not

[robust fiber]

2570 is GM

[thorn cliff]

You’re gonna have to take my word for it that I beat Andrew tang in ultra when I was 12

[frail tusk]

A 1600 gets to play world champpionship at the same age as me cuz their a female

[wet hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-ballon-d'or-ballon-d'or-shocked-ishowspeed-noway-gif-9357582452923318096

[robust fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-shrug-idk-i-dont-know-obama-gif-15684252

[verbal lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-picks-up-water-speed-irl-stream-reaction-gif-9814325023742374348

[magic shard]

then get stronger

[wet hollow]

@magic shard wanna play 3+0 one game I wanna try beating you before I go sleep

[frail tusk]

i would have been allowed if i was a female

[magic shard]

I'm busy

[wet hollow]

Hi busy, im cookie

😁

[magic shard]

nothings stopping you from improving at chess in general

[timber badge]

he identifies as a bacon

[thorn cliff]

Is there a way to share a lich*ss link without getting banned

[timber badge]

so that might be a struggle

[frail tusk]

i would have gotten more oppurtunities

[thorn cliff]

I’m literally gonna get banned on the spot

[wet hollow]

I stop myself from improving 🥶

[timber badge]

technically

[thorn cliff]

I have enough warns as it is

[kindred crypt]

how meny mudes hav you got

[astral harbor]

what are you talking about?

[magic shard]

who cares about that world championship or whatever
even the world chess champion title is fake now

[thorn cliff]

https://lich*ss.org/FgToxBQB

[wet hollow]

Are we dedass

[thorn cliff]

there you go

[kindred crypt]

🔥

[frail tusk]

you aint slick dawg

[magic shard]

top chess is falling off the only people we can trust are ourselves

[wet hollow]

https://lichass.org

[marble sand]

Lichass

[vague hedge]

ip grabber

[thorn cliff]

Chass.com

[torn sparrow]

scam website

[coral raven]

Cb hi

[wet hollow]

Lowkey after that world cup I agree, 2600s are really underrated

[frail tusk]

huh

[thorn cliff]

That game is the Andrew tang win

[magic shard]

guess what I'm a 2600

[wet hollow]

2600 fide*

[timber badge]

hi

[frail tusk]

not one purchase in the whole server except patrion 🙏

[wet hollow]

Im losing trust in fide rating 🥀

[coral raven]

Cb im 2600 now

[robust fiber]

What would have happened if Morphy played 2350 rated FM today 12 game match Classical

[verbal lintel]

sooo like? are u still in? or were u joking? like it's alr i just only want it to improve and learn from my games that's all

[magic shard]

Same thing

[wet hollow]

He would win

[timber badge]

finally

lets play rated buzzer

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> way_cool

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Bullet: 2494 (2596 peak)

[timber badge]

tmr tho

i have exam tmr for which i know nothing

[coral raven]

Same

[marble sand]

Same

[frail tusk]

blud what happend to ur rapid

[robust fiber]

Nah.

[torn sparrow]

always baiting vro

[shadow thunder]

@verbal lintel is that you? I recongonise you. Do i?

[coral raven]

I dont play rapid

[timber badge]

all i know is personality is the most characteristic integration of an individual

[timber badge]

hes stronger vro trust

[upbeat tide]

vro

[frail tusk]

true chess.com player

[torn sparrow]

no you just want to farm

a sneaky trick nonetheless

[fallen jasper]

@thorn cliff I’m down to help

[wet hollow]

play rapid or blitz vro im bored

[timber badge]

im washed bro

[kindred crypt]

He would lose all 10

[thin hearth]

Hy

[timber badge]

im like 2400 strength rn

im so washed

[robust fiber]

I think modern Fide master is too strong for Morphy

[kindred crypt]

yeah

morphy was 2.2k fide strength anyway

[west solar]

Hello I'm new here

[robust fiber]

Morphy is probably 2000 OTB level

[torn sparrow]

come bullet

[robust fiber]

Not even 2200

[wet hollow]

My mouse is cooked vro

[reef canyon]

worst take i have seen

[magic shard]

greenflower trying to flex his 2500

[robust fiber]

Then what he was

Ok 2100 at max

[small jungle]

morphy was actually 1500 fide vro

[north zealot]

morphy was probably 1400 fide max 🗣️

[timber badge]

i think greenflower could adopt me in bullet

[torn sparrow]

I am just tough

[robust fiber]

Nah

[thorn cliff]

What positional play did Morphy have

[coral raven]

Greenflower whats ur rtg

[torn sparrow]

I could in my lock in phase

[north zealot]

900 might be a bit low but i guess you have a point

[torn sparrow]

exact same bullet as you

[coral raven]

So 25 03

[timber badge]

yes

[robust fiber]

Modern CM would have crushed Morphy with Caro

[magic shard]

Buzzer I wouldn't let that slide

[north zealot]

ok caro is too far buddy

[coral raven]

Modern CM cant beat me in caro bro

[void ember]

nope, modern CMs are horrible (atleast most)

[pseudo topaz]

Sup noobs

[coral raven]

CM is 2200 fide bro morphy would win

[north zealot]

even i beat a modern cm once

[torn sparrow]

morphy is like 2400 fide

[magic shard]

caro sucks

[reef canyon]

no vro the 1500 cm u got paired with at blitz doesnt count

[torn sparrow]

estimated

[north zealot]

i doubt such exist but id love to find one i guess

[torn sparrow]

always counting cms in their 80s as modern

[jaunty thunder]

What's the best opening against cheaters

[robust fiber]

Challenge them at classical and check

[coral raven]

The report ubtton

[kindred crypt]

they do

[kindred crypt]

abort

[small jungle]

najdorf

[north zealot]

he was 41 when we played tho 😔

[kindred crypt]

ethnic slurs

[reef canyon]

also the best reply against the bird

[kindred crypt]

najdorf overrated

[jaunty thunder]

I already do that gimme smth else

[small jungle]

nuh uh

[kindred crypt]

bird free win vro

[north zealot]

ableist insults

[robust fiber]

I play Hobbs gambit against Bird it's great

[coral raven]

My favorite thing on chess.com is playing washed GMs and winning

[timber badge]

i know for a fact that my teach is gonna cry reading my answers tmr

[north zealot]

same

[timber badge]

fr bro

[jaunty thunder]

My favourite activity is playing washed Fms in bullet and winning

[vague hedge]

ive beaten several grandmasters
it only took physical force

[timber badge]

@coral raven meow for me

[reef canyon]

wow ts looks omega cheeks

[coral raven]

You win on time after being outplayed whole game

[reef canyon]

im going to learn it

[coral raven]

Nah bro :/

[graceful star]

I love u buzzer

[timber badge]

cmonnn

[coral raven]

Thx

[north zealot]

who is vittorie and why is her surname so npc (bianco) 😂

[jaunty thunder]

I love the negative effects of technology old fms can't beat me and I can screenshot and send it everywhere

[coral raven]

black to move vs 2500 GM what would you guys play

[robust fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/shrug-dexter-morgan-idk-gif-2440520923239485215

[north seal]

i love you muwah

[inland flower]

@wary lance that should be mourned not laughed at xd

[peak agate]

hahaha

[north seal]

wheres my dog

[north zealot]

queen c5 intergalactic move

[marble sand]

Bxc?

[torn sparrow]

Qd7 vro

[robust fiber]

I think you can beat GMs but only with Stockfish help

[coral raven]

Qd7!! hanging the queen

[robust fiber]

🐟 🐟

[coral raven]

Bxc3 doesnt work cause of Rxg6+

[torn sparrow]

Qe7

[north zealot]

some sort of... gambit

[coral raven]

Qe7 is move of no understanding

[torn sparrow]

I would play it in bullet

[marble sand]

So Qc?

[coral raven]

Very low elo move

Qc4 best move to go Qa4

[jaunty thunder]

Slide the queen above the rook and yum the pawn next move

The queen

[north zealot]

Every End...

[hexed ocean]

Bro, I forked him previously, and everyone below 1000 would take the rook, but I didnt

[robust fiber]

How to change connected acc

[coral raven]

and finally, does Qxc8 win?

[jaunty thunder]

I'm so good I deserve a nobel prize

[timber badge]

yesyesyesyesyes

[north zealot]

no cause tung tung sahur will defend the bishop later on

[coral raven]

well it DOESNT!

Qxc8 losing move

[timber badge]

it should

[coral raven]

which my GM opponent played and lost

[jaunty thunder]

Qf1

[astral harbor]

this is what i would play vro

[kindred crypt]

Is this aura chat

[coral raven]

Cause i have Qf1

[rotund belfry]

Gng i lost a game cuz i wanted to be hikaru ( i premoved )

[timber badge]

xD

[verbal lintel]

I saw you dancing in a crowded room

[jaunty thunder]

Hehe 2 out of 2

[north zealot]

i saw you crowded in a dancing room

[jaunty thunder]

🎓

|| Graduation level cap ||

[verbal lintel]

you looked so happy when i'm not with you - wait ayo?

[torn sparrow]

bro asking the questions no one asked for

[north zealot]

fortniiiiite battle pass

[astral harbor]

i wouldn't lie

[verbal lintel]

blud it's a song

[torn sparrow]

💔 there is even Qg5

[jaunty thunder]

Subtle way to flex take notes Mr flower

[north zealot]

fortnite battle pass is a song too

[jaunty thunder]

Hanging the queen 💔

[north zealot]

look it up

[torn sparrow]

yeah but it might do the trick trust

I ts a great move

[verbal lintel]

i just shi- nevermiind

[north zealot]

past tense not present one

[verbal lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/erm-aksuali-veli-vel-nerd-nerd-emoji-gif-11908435316515627035

[jaunty thunder]

No way we got this guy stuttering over text log off gang 💔

[astral harbor]

lol

[verbal lintel]

LOL

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/close-your-eyes-closeyoureyes-cye-clua-project7-gif-7954310687541428343

[verbal lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-stfu-shut-your-mouth-slap-slapping-gif-8050553153066707611

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/ohio-skibidi-toilet-rizzical-rizz-pp-gif-2045529724242307284

[verbal lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/windpress-xqc-caseoh-goon-gooner-gif-14051002228564154631

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/freddy-rizz-fnaf-rizz-fnaf-freddy-rizz-gif-3090596449997532037

guys ples no gon we wand ged beter in ches

🔥 anyebodty want do study togedther najdorf sicilysd efetensce

[jaunty thunder]

Shakespeare used to copy your notes in English class

[kindred crypt]

yes we did modern texd anlyezsis and interepredation of sheapeer recendly

it was very difitucld to red to be honstdst

[verbal lintel]

like gang if ANYBODYYY wants to gift premium it's totally acceptable

[iron mason]

Wait, you can gift it?

[verbal lintel]

yes

i mean i cant

because i'm broke

but it's giftable

[iron mason]

The word "you" is used when you're not talking about a specific person yk

[verbal lintel]

yez zat iz why i zaid yez but reclarified to exclude za ozer meaning

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Canonbar

This is the Chess.com profile of Canonbar. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1521 (1675 peak)
Blitz: 1182
Bullet: 1445

[verbal lintel]

meaning
yes that is why i said yes but reclarified to exclude the other meaning

[iron mason]

I think I'm going to stop playing bullet for a while

[verbal lintel]

so if ANYBODY wants to gift it's preferable

[verbal lintel]

yeah not playing bullet is better for you

[jaunty thunder]

The way u said it gave 2000 elo aura

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> akii_2

This is the Chess.com profile of akii_2. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1903 (1924 peak)
Blitz: 1654 (2165 peak)
Bullet: 2009 (2042 peak)

[patent patrol]

Hi

[iron mason]

Bullet is so hard

[jaunty thunder]

Calm down please

[patent patrol]

Sry

[verbal lintel]

easy*

[sleek horizon]

About to reach 1500 blitz gang

[jaunty thunder]

Easiest time control. You can be so bad and still reach 2300

[steep dove]

Not really you need to win in time

Classical is hardest

It's about skill not luck

[jaunty thunder]

Most boring *

🥀

[steep dove]

My favourite

[verbal lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/exploding-flowers-destruction-red-so-red-the-rose-gif-17001594

[steep dove]

Bullet is boring it's too fast

[south bobcat]

I deserve 90+ accuracy

[jaunty thunder]

Unless the game is sent from the chess heavens by tal then I won't spend more than an hour analysing

[verbal lintel]

vegans gon go crazy over this

[jaunty thunder]

Blitz is cool

[steep dove]

I analysed many Karpov games

It's fun thing

[pulsar flame]

recreational

[steep dove]

Yes unlike Bullet it's not light speed

[jaunty thunder]

💊

[south bobcat]

Try Fincher the game of Century it's very unclear sacrifice

[jaunty thunder]

I'm ok at both better at bullet

[steep dove]

Yes ik analyzed his games too

[wet cypress]

some person's brother took over their discord and started sending this

😐

[steep dove]

It's great thing to analyze games of Gms

[jaunty thunder]

Saying MOAN is like saying laugh instead of haha

Detailed analysis in case u need it

[full cobalt]

laugh.

[coral raven]

You can analyse my games too

[steep dove]

Botvinnik games are fun too

[jaunty thunder]

I usually do that to watch out for common beginner mistakes

[coral raven]

Dont worry im 2000 points above you so you can learn something

[steep dove]

Are you master

[jaunty thunder]

Holy assumptions

[coral raven]

Im 2600

[steep dove]

Are you titled

[coral raven]

Soon™

[marble sand]

No he is tilted though

[jaunty thunder]

He's like levy the upcoming GM

[steep dove]

So you play at GM level?

[coral raven]

Yes i play GMs

[wet cypress]

a weird version

[marble sand]

Wait I thought that Buzzer was a regular 2300

For how long have you been playing Chess

[jaunty thunder]

Listen bro this is your 2nd strike

[coral raven]

Nov 2021

[steep dove]

What time control do you play

[coral raven]

3+0

[gusty hazel]

Cheese.com warrior

[coral raven]

Bro what u guys saying cap for when i did start at nov 2021

[marble sand]

How often do you face IMs and GMs

[steep dove]

You will struggle in Classical

[coral raven]

Dont worry i know that

[jaunty thunder]

I think you confused nov 2021 with September 2001 💔

[marble sand]

Btw how long did 100-1600 take you

[coral raven]

I already do

[coral raven]

Couple of months

[gusty hazel]

He plays 90 year old Spanish individuals in Florida

[rotund belfry]

Dem

[marble sand]

7? Or a bit less?

[coral raven]

Dont remember

[gusty hazel]

And then tilts to 2200

[marble sand]

How do I make my progress faster 1600 took me 7 months

[jaunty thunder]

Online or otb online you can tilt between 2300 and 2000 very easily

[coral raven]

Thats not bad

[marble sand]

It isn't?

[coral raven]

OTB im 2170 blitz

2190* actually

[jaunty thunder]

You are the bes 1600 ever

[jaunty thunder]

Std rating ?

[marble sand]

Completely untrue

[gusty hazel]

How are you 2250

Actually carried by the 90 year olds

[coral raven]

1890

[marble sand]

Oh wait you meant standard

[steep dove]

You are 1600

[marble sand]

Is that a question?

[jaunty thunder]

Get your head out the gutter 💔

[steep dove]

Nah

[marble sand]

Ok

[coral raven]

Something about classical i hate

Too long for me i get stressed

[jaunty thunder]

Actual strength is like 2k at least tho ryt

[gusty hazel]

Oh wait you aren’t brejesh

[marble sand]

How old were you when you started Chess

[coral raven]

Oh minimum absolutely

[jaunty thunder]

I think I have Add I can't play too long

[coral raven]

13-14

[marble sand]

Yea nvm I started too late

[steep dove]

Me too i'm 17

[jaunty thunder]

How old r u

[coral raven]

Same bro i started too late

[marble sand]

15

[gusty hazel]

You overthink it rating doesn’t matter

Just play the game

[marble sand]

It does

[jaunty thunder]

It's never too late unless you are 67 or 69

[gusty hazel]

Everyone here is so bad it just doesn’t

[coral raven]

True

[gusty hazel]

Like it just doesn’t

[jaunty thunder]

15 is prime age you don't have to start at 3 years old

[steep dove]

2000 rated will get demolished by 2400 in classical lol

[gusty hazel]

You play a lot and you will get better

You shouldn’t care about your rating

[jaunty thunder]

😱 pinky promise it's true ??

[gusty hazel]

Progression isn’t linear it’s random

[steep dove]

Rating improves with effort

[jaunty thunder]

Depends on the person

[jaunty thunder]

Cap you can put no effort in to reach 2200

[leaden star]

Anyone here actually good cos Ik id beat all of u

[gusty hazel]

If progression was linear every fm would be a gm

Fms play at gm level a third of the time it’s just not consistent

[steep dove]

Nah

[coral raven]

Fms also play at a patzer level cause its inconsistent

[jaunty thunder]

2100

[coral raven]

On a good day i play like a good fm

[jaunty thunder]

Very least online

[steep dove]

In Classical?

[jaunty thunder]

On a bad day you play like me

[gusty hazel]

A good fm plays like a gm

[coral raven]

Yes

[gusty hazel]

You mean on a good day you play like a 2200

[leaden star]

Bros 700 talking about FMs

[gusty hazel]

Wait what’s your classical

[coral raven]

1890 classical

[gusty hazel]

Bro like

[steep dove]

Then you should have an easy time reaching CM

[coral raven]

But underrated

[jaunty thunder]

Bro believes everything he reads 😭💔

[leaden star]

Bro would never beat me in a game

[coral raven]

K20 is coming 💔

[jaunty thunder]

Look up gullible.com you'll find this guy

[gusty hazel]

You aren’t beating gms 1/3 of the time

[steep dove]

I suck in Blitz so prefer Rapid and Classical

[gusty hazel]

Idk why you think you are fm level

[coral raven]

Im talking at blitz

[leaden star]

What is this K factor on fide and how does it work

[gusty hazel]

Blitz doesn’t matter

[steep dove]

What's your Blitz rating

[jaunty thunder]

What's your rating

[coral raven]

Thats coming from someone who sucks at blitz

[jaunty thunder]

2190

[gusty hazel]

I know fms who are 2300 blitz on com and fms who are worse otb and 2950

[steep dove]

It doesn't matter if you care only about classical or rapid

[coral raven]

OTB i beat some very good player

[leaden star]

I only care abt classical OTB

[coral raven]

Example maksimovic

[jaunty thunder]

Online rating doesn't matter

[gusty hazel]

My blitz went from 2883 to 2650 went my otb went from 2280 to 2340

[steep dove]

Then Blitz is useless at becoming better in it.

[gusty hazel]

For instance

[leaden star]

I agree

[jaunty thunder]

Unless you are a statistical anomaly

[leaden star]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1446910148063793263.gif?v=1

[steep dove]

It really doesn't

[jaunty thunder]

What about std

[gusty hazel]

Blitz is good it lets you play the game but it’s just a measure of pattern recognition

[gusty hazel]

I mean chess.com blitz vs fide

Fide is the latter

Strd

[steep dove]

Real show of Skill is Classical

[jaunty thunder]

Oh u getting cm anytime soon

[gusty hazel]

My fide blitz is like 2000

[jaunty thunder]

Pretty good

[gusty hazel]

I peaked over 2300 live

[steep dove]

My goal is cm yea

[gusty hazel]

I could buy fm

[steep dove]

How

[jaunty thunder]

Thought it was 2500

[gusty hazel]

No 2300

[jaunty thunder]

Or is that GM

[gusty hazel]

Cm is 2200

Gm 2500 and norms

[jaunty thunder]

What's IM

[gusty hazel]

Im 2400 and norms

[jaunty thunder]

Hmm

[steep dove]

2500 is GM

[gusty hazel]

A strong im is like a weak gm

Ot even better

[jaunty thunder]

Just collect them all like Pokémon

[steep dove]

And NM is 2200

[jaunty thunder]

NM is nobody

Nobody master they give to Americans

[steep dove]

They are weaker than CMs

[gusty hazel]

2200 used

[shadow obsidian]

NM stands for nut master

[gusty hazel]

Uscf

Most nms are like 2500-2680 blitz on com for measurement

[jaunty thunder]

USCF isn't that weaker

[steep dove]

Uscf ratings are inflated like 50-100 points

[wet cypress]

That proves it

[steep dove]

2210 NM is like 2150 OTB

[gusty hazel]

When I was nm I beat a gm NMs aren’t bad

[shadow obsidian]

bruh what

[gusty hazel]

Like if an nm plays a gm 5 times they will prob win one

[steep dove]

Uscf ratings are inflated

[rotund belfry]

Whats is rating for M?

[gusty hazel]

And no 2200 uscf is like 2060 fide

But European ratings are inflated

[steep dove]

More like 2100-2150

[gusty hazel]

So a 2200 uscf is like 2180 in eu fide

In American fide like 2080

[rotund belfry]

Ig ima set my goal to become a M for now

[steep dove]

Im?

[rotund belfry]

Yeah im srry

[steep dove]

How old are you

[gusty hazel]

The issue is cost of playing

[rotund belfry]

Im 15 rn

[harsh sky]

[steep dove]

You can become Im yes

It takes hard work

[gusty hazel]

Like in America to get IM you need to pay like 130k usd in travel fees

[rotund belfry]

Ye

[gusty hazel]

In Europe it’s way less

[slim barn]

hey

[steep dove]

What level do you play

[gusty hazel]

I know some fms who spent over 300k usd on tournies

[slim barn]

how do i share a game?

[astral harbor]

um

[gusty hazel]

It’s just not worth it

[harsh sky]

tbf yes but 130k in US aint 130k in europe

[flat bronze]

how

[slim barn]

how what

[harsh sky]

ur locked out

[gusty hazel]

More people play chess in Europe it’s much easier

Strong Fm in America is like Im in Europe

[steep dove]

Im 17 can I become CM by 23-24

[knotty folio]

Yeah because they're fms, if you're not in a population center in the US good luck playing fide, I had to drive 12 hours for my first fide tournament.

[empty mortar]

1500 cope

[steep dove]

But more competition

[empty mortar]

Statistically unlikely

[gusty hazel]

Yes but it costs a lot so you would need to be insane online and then somehow start playing well otb

[steep dove]

I have tournament experience yes

[empty mortar]

Insane online is just good overall

[harsh sky]

it wouldnt cost that much

[gusty hazel]

Wdym drive every tourney requires a 4 hour flight

Like after some point

[gusty hazel]

Not really

[knotty folio]

Genuinely was cheaper to drive

[steep dove]

Doesn’t mean individualy unlikely

[empty mortar]

I ofc wish you luck but 1500 at 17 is quite late

[gusty hazel]

Every tourney this year is cali or Vegas everyone in ny and Florida has to fly it’s all hotels

[ancient lantern]

100s are too
good

[empty mortar]

You might not care about chess at 24 years old

[gusty hazel]

Each tourney is like 2.9k in fees to do

For 9 games

[harsh sky]

💀 what

[gusty hazel]

If local way less but you have to be lucky

[steep dove]

Late for higher titles

[gusty hazel]

Or live in California

[knotty folio]

Yeah that's why I don't care to play fide it's completely unnecessary

[jaunty thunder]

Bro either lives in a ledc or is using monopoly lmfao

[torn sparrow]

worst position ever in history of chess 💔

[gusty hazel]

You fly ny to Vegas then book hotel for 4 days then fly back plus food costs plus tourney costs

[harsh sky]

for refernce, im a lil under 2k fide, and the last 2 tournaments i played i won a total of like 300 bucks iirc and paid like 140 in entree fees 💀

[gusty hazel]

That’s 9 games

[jaunty thunder]

Nightmare blunt rotation

[harsh sky]

• accomodation but that wasnt alot either

[gusty hazel]

You play a local club in narnia then

[knotty folio]

I remember playing the us masters once and I had to pay like an extra hundred bucks for not being a master

[gusty hazel]

Even gms break even in the us

Or lose money

[steep dove]

Return on investment

[knotty folio]

What return bro

[harsh sky]

no, it was a fairly competetive cup with alot of titled players in the masters and like 300? players

[jaunty thunder]

Did they teach u ROI in business school today

[gusty hazel]

Chess is just garbage

[jaunty thunder]

Beautiful game horrible sport

[gusty hazel]

You won an under section that’s just luck and like yeah you played well ur lucky u didn’t have to fly you would have been down a grand

[steep dove]

It's a video game irl

[jaunty thunder]

If you are good at chess you wasted your life

[marble sand]

Is 1600 at 15.4 late

[flat bronze]

real or fake?

[lusty vortex]

They taught me a JOI

[marble sand]

Honestly

[umbral fog]

Any 300 elo's to play with?

[jaunty thunder]

💀

[empty mortar]

It’s not early but you’re not cooked

[marble sand]

Fair enough

I have three years to get good at Chess before I get a life

[flat bronze]

whats joi?

[timber badge]

ong net profit before tax/ capital employed * 100

[lusty vortex]

idk fr

[jaunty thunder]

If it was 15.5 I think it would be too late

[final zinc]

chess ELO feels like social credit points it's kinda funny

[timber badge]

gotta know them accounting ratios

[harsh sky]

well i won the B open, i was like 1800 fide or smth at the time, of course i dont have to fly, im german so i can pretty much drive to every tourney

[jaunty thunder]

What's the homework they gave you today colour between the lines ?

[timber badge]

💔

[harsh sky]

also accomodation was pretty cheap

[steep dove]

Play me

[umbral fog]

You could've ignored the question instead of giving such a response tho

[harsh sky]

accomodation was 45 bucks a day

[final zinc]

wa I wasn't responding to anything

[timber badge]

dang thats pretty cheap for usa

[harsh sky]

well im not american

[jaunty thunder]

Yes you are

[lusty vortex]

and that’s the big difference USA is a scam

[knotty folio]

Bro literally said he was German like a minute ago

[steep dove]

Who wants to play rapid

[jaunty thunder]

That's why I left the matrix. I live free now || under a bridge ||

[lusty vortex]

We are roadrunners

[jaunty thunder]

Risktakers

[lusty vortex]

entrepreneurs

[jaunty thunder]

Dw F students are the inventors

C students are general managers

[hexed ocean]

I have something important to say...

[steep dove]

Be D

[restive comet]

never play bots rated 2300 and higher

[final zinc]

and there's me the A student working at the drive thru for $14.50/h

[hexed ocean]

||Pee Pee Poo Poo||

[raw canopy]

guess who won this position

[steep dove]

White

[restive comet]

it would be black but since u ask i guess white won?

[raw canopy]

ding ding ding! correct

[knotty folio]

Here white played bd5 and black took it and lost the game gg easy

[steep dove]

Blunder

[restive comet]

lemme guess, you played Be4, and black took on e4 when they could've just simplified with Qxd2+

[jaunty thunder]

Trick question the servers crashed

[raw canopy]

almost, my opponent just blundered...

[shadow obsidian]

not black i’m assuming

[marble sand]

Why?

[restive comet]

oh damn, see i'm getting too deep in the beginner's mind

[raw canopy]

correct!

[final zinc]

wait do you find it customary for a person to only make statements in response to questions

then who makes the first statement to ask anything about

[full socket]

me, i'm the true winner

[raw canopy]

in the end, we are all winners sooner or later 😌

[shadow obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/truechara-hazbin-hotel-season-2-episode-5-silenced-chair-gif-15243713314635407615

[restive comet]

weren't you the 2600 guy?

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> relapseonchess

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 597 (1166 peak)

[shadow obsidian]

me if the fide rated tournament gives me an office chair

[prisma trail]

Guys im kinda new, should I play 15 | 10; 10min; 5min… ?

[shadow obsidian]

does ts say 597 (1166 peak) 🥀🥀

[raw canopy]

how did you peak at 1200 and are at 600 now

[shadow obsidian]

15|10!!!

[steep dove]

Idk do you want Rapid

[nocturne badge]

why does literally everyone decline rematch i dont understand

[steep dove]

They may not have time

[prisma trail]

Ok Thanks

[nocturne badge]

but its everyone

[shadow obsidian]

take your time!!!

[spiral tide]

Mostly likely white

[raw canopy]

TRUE!!!

[full socket]

https://tenor.com/view/hazbin-hazbin-hotel-hazbin-alastor-hazbin-hotel-alastor-alastor-gif-7336347701353231145

[shadow obsidian]

WE ALL KNOW YOU’RE AN ACE IN THE HOLE

[marble sand]

No I have a chemistry exam tomorrow sorry bro maybe sometime later

[raw canopy]

in general, ive been having really good days recently

[full socket]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/904000177633910794/1355861163589505236/togif-1.gif

[shadow obsidian]

hyrdogen 2 + oxygen 1 = water vro

[steep dove]

Add me to Chesscom Canonbar is username

[marble sand]

Remind me later

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> lazy_failure

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Premium Member: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2308 (peak)
Blitz: 2305 (2331 peak)
Bullet: 2013 (2102 peak)

[raw canopy]

death

[steep dove]

I was black

[shadow obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/vox-screaming-vox-hazbin-hotel-hazbin-hotel-gif-3071501972390112019

[steep dove]

Triple pawns in endgame are huge liability

[shadow obsidian]

what race are u now

[steep dove]

White

[raw canopy]

oh lol didnt see the discovered queen attack

[shadow obsidian]

man like me considers Bxf7+ 😈

[steep dove]

After queen C4 it's queen trade,then f4 Bishop capture and endgame is deadly

Also b2 pawn is hanging

[mighty lintel]

hello

[steep dove]

Basically triple pawns+2 pawns down white is dead

[surreal knoll]

D4 or E4?? 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

[raw canopy]

[steep dove]

D4

[shadow obsidian]

d4

[surreal knoll]

Same 🫂

[leaden star]

e4

[surreal knoll]

I'm a london player

[steep dove]

No theory needed

[raw canopy]

im a sicilian player

[surreal knoll]

Dam that's complex

[shadow obsidian]

catalan ‼️

[marble sand]

Isn't

[raw canopy]

not with chessly™!

[marble sand]

Objectively the best opening for Humans

[raw canopy]

get chessly™ to learn openings easily!

[steep dove]

Hyperaccelerated dragon?

[surreal knoll]

I mean it does work well for me

[surreal knoll]

Really? Hm

[steep dove]

Queen's gambit is better

[shadow obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-swag-theosw-brain-moving-gif-23012986

[raw canopy]

straight to the queen blunder even 🔥

[surreal knoll]

Bongcloud is the best opening right

[leaden star]

meh

[raw canopy]

they patched that one

[grave moon]

go to sleep

[surreal knoll]

Aw dang it

[grave moon]

https://tenor.com/view/kylian-mbappe-laughing-at-harry-kane-gif-27245551

[marble sand]

Do you even know what the Catalan is?

[grave moon]

hehehehaa

[raw canopy]

the magnus shuffle

[surreal knoll]

Lol

[cobalt gust]

I just realized how chess reflect on thg reality the world we live in
Like all the pawn die and at the end they draw🥀