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[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Watch & Learn (magenoscarlosen)

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Name: Watch & Learn (magenoscarlosen)
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1309 (1320 peak)
Blitz: 1124 (1187 peak)
Bullet: 1023 (peak)

[stoic valley]

what is favorite gambit

[rustic kettle]

the gambit that u like the most

[stoic valley]

yes

[lime gull]

guys is this good for actually playing for three months

[fast hemlock]

can someone help me understand this game bro

[winter lion]

O Neil gambit

[fast hemlock]

im hard stuck at 150 😭

[latent stone]

Been playing for a year or sum. I'ma hit 2200 blitz b4 2026

[winter lion]

Peak gambit

[rustic kettle]

What about u try to farm me for 2.2k

[latent stone]

It's decent tbh

[potent gulch]

Oh thanks :p, have been around 2 weeks if I remember well, road to 2000 now 🔥

[latent stone]

Nah bro

[stoic valley]

i like the spanish and the englund gambit

[lime gull]

one year since learning from scratch? or from a break

[rustic kettle]

wuss

[vital mesa]

I want to farm u

[fast hemlock]

so were just gonna ignore me

[rustic kettle]

i dont play people below 2k

[latent stone]

Wanna race? Let's see who gets to their goal first. Mine is 2200

[winter lion]

I was jk,My fav gambit tho might be Queens gambit

If we are in big serious games

[latent stone]

One year total. Including breaks

[nimble arch]

ill get to 2200 before u

[vital mesa]

But i defeated multiple 2k+ elo players

[winter lion]

But online i just got e4 Nf3 and see what top moves i can do

[rustic kettle]

i defeated multiple IM's and i dont call myself IM level

[lime gull]

even though im cheeks wanna play a blitz unrated

[potent gulch]

Holy moly 😭 it's more probaly you reach 2200 first, I'm getting too long to grind recently since I've reach my 1700s 😭

[primal pier]

u should send a challenge to gothamchess

[fast hemlock]

can someone help me understand this game, like im stuck at 150 😭

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/sure-oh-ok-if-you-say-so-gif-3474500996908065231

[primal pier]

trust

[latent stone]

Wait aren't u 2300?

[vital mesa]

I'm?

[nimble arch]

well ill get there again somehow

[potent gulch]

Tilts probably

[rustic kettle]

why

[vital mesa]

I mean i defeated gms

[nimble arch]

just one good tilt and one good uprising

[latent stone]

Nah bro you got easier goal fr.

[winter lion]

Fr??

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> James Fowler (citingchess)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 177 (405 peak)
Blitz: 137 (219 peak)
Bullet: 334 (504 peak)

[latent stone]

Tmr

[rustic kettle]

sure

[latent stone]

Ts tbh

[vital mesa]

Even drawn with replicado

[rustic kettle]

doesnt make you gm level or anywhere near their level

[vital mesa]

@normal mason this guy

[lime gull]

check dm

[winter lion]

I only achieved a draw against a GM but with one king,Because IT was under Time pressure,He had mate in 1 but he just stalemated

[potent gulch]

Def true but still I'm slow at progressing 🥺

[rustic kettle]

its THAT simple

[vital mesa]

What if it makes me

[winter lion]

Because he had under 1 second i think

[latent stone]

Honestly just focus on endgames and minor middlegame stuff and it's that easy.

[harsh sky]

it doesnt

[vital mesa]

What if?

[rustic kettle]

Whatever makes you sleep at night

[winter lion]

Facts tho

[harsh sky]

what if youre stupid?

[primal pier]

@hollow echo i beat chat

[winter lion]

Beating ≠ Being

[vital mesa]

What if u are stupid enough to avoid that

[winter lion]

My fav line

[harsh sky]

english is hard

[thorn cliff]

= Baiting

[normal mason]

thanks guess im famous now

[potent gulch]

Yeee you're right, I need to improve my endgame knowledge a bit, I'm looking to buy a chess book, nuh nuw yet if I go endgame or something else like middlegame positional, attacking, defensive etc etc

[normal mason]

next level above GM is me

[primal pier]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rook-chess-edit-gothamchess-gif-15757604376647805157

[harsh sky]

dont forget to say "mom im famous" to the camera

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> rabaa041

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Rapid: 165 (428 peak)

[rustic kettle]

just use the chesscourse site thing that chesscom promotes and look for judit polgar's endgame thingy

[fast hemlock]

you see how buns i am 😭

[vital mesa]

He won't need

[fast hemlock]

like someone pls help

[vital mesa]

Btw 1 match?

[rustic kettle]

Absolute masterclass teaching

[potent gulch]

Is it free tho 💔 I ain't willing to buy chess.com premium

[primal pier]

@vital mesa i was apparently cheating when it took me 2 years to get out of 100 back then 💔

[rustic kettle]

again i dont play noobies

[lime gull]

holy aura

[drowsy pond]

is there some way to train like reverse-tactics (ie you trying to get hit by the opponents tactic)? cuz like me blundering this completely winning endgame like this is so dumb

[rustic kettle]

doesnt the chesscourse site give free courses

[lime gull]

is it paid?

[rustic kettle]

for new accounts

[vital mesa]

Why are u Afraid of losing to me

[potent gulch]

Idk honestly

[drowsy pond]

@vital mesa @rustic kettle @lime gull ?

[rustic kettle]

yup and it has video lessons

[primal pier]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-meme-chess-pawns-kicking-pawns-facing-gif-790341715837426254

[latent stone]

I don't have a book or chess coach tbh yet I'm 2100+ rapid and blitz cc. Also learn how to convert winning positions. Lichess has great puzzles on it

[rustic kettle]

most common line by a desperate low elo

[kindred crypt]

Because you are a 100 elo guy who beat s 2700 in the server using the fish gng, nobody's playing you

[vital mesa]

Nah

[rustic kettle]

Why are we so desperate chat

what about just get in my elo so you get to play people in my level frequently

[primal pier]

you used the fish against me ?! aint no way bro im 300 😭

[lime gull]

tbh you had 50 seconds I believe you have the tactics in your head from experience you just need to think inside the game also watch and analyze high level games

[kindred crypt]

It's a ragebaiting fish no need to entertain that guy

[fast hemlock]

can someone help me on this game??????

[vital mesa]

Never used any fish or whatever fish u talking about

[worldly parcel]

who can play blitz ?

[rustic kettle]

ogey

[vital mesa]

Prove that I used stockfish

And if yes then how

[kindred crypt]

Ah yes a 100 elo guy beating a 2700 without fish very normal ofc ofc

[vital mesa]

I am not the 100 elo guy u are talking about

[empty mortar]

jarvis is that true

[rustic kettle]

So tuff

[potent gulch]

Oh yeah, ik that people don't need books to get higher rated, is just that I really wanna have a chess book for first ofc more knowledge, hopefully improve faster and start a book collection:p I really like to read so why nat chess book too ^^

[empty mortar]

i lost to this guy

[harsh sky]

holy edgy noob

[kindred crypt]

Ibrahim literally pinged you calling you out in chat that day

[kindred crypt]

Lmao rbuxed? Yeah it's a fish @azure musk can verify as well, this guy beat him as well

[latent stone]

Oh alr:) good luckk

[vital mesa]

That's parthiv who did that

[eternal temple]

So close yet so far

[empty mortar]

yh

[vital mesa]

I am balor-cod

[potent gulch]

Thxxx!! :3 🔥 you too on the road to 2200!! You can do it!!!

[rustic kettle]

so u still got called out

[empty mortar]

I haven't seen ibrahim talk in a while

[kindred crypt]

I wonder who's username is parthiv0807 I truly wonder

[modern crest]

does anyone here want to go against me? im 100 elo

[vital mesa]

It's this acc bruh

1 acc 2 users

[slim hawk]

LF sparring partner - 600 elo

[latent stone]

Ty:)

[eternal temple]

Always use the same excuse

[kindred crypt]

Its a regular thing for this guy, always ragebaits people in chat to play a game with him and then uses the fish

[silent osprey]

Hi

HI

[vital mesa]

Bruh

[silent osprey]

TALK TO ME

[potent gulch]

HELLOOOO :3

[rustic kettle]

I figured

[drowsy pond]

can I have their user so I can block them

[silent osprey]

I AM 150 RATING IS IT GOOD?

[rustic kettle]

I already dealt with a lot of these kinds anyway

[potent gulch]

Np ^^!

[drowsy pond]

thanks

[drowsy pond]

(no)

[vital mesa]

Bruh

[kindred crypt]

Their discord? parthiv0807

[wary token]

Who wants to lose elo against me

[eternal temple]

All caps is not necessary brohemian Rhapsody

[silent osprey]

Why sandstorm

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/gulp-cat-gif-27257259

[tired hamlet]

I'M ABOUT TO DROP THE HARDEST LEBRON EDIT IN #💬〡general-off-topic EVERYONE CHECK IT OUT

[drowsy pond]

@vital mesa

[vital mesa]

@kindred crypt btw what is ur problem, making others block me

[silent osprey]

WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF LIFE?

[vital mesa]

?

[uneven turret]

to play chess and beat yourself up

[latent stone]

Goated username

[potent gulch]

To like and subscribe in my YouTube channel 😎

[kindred crypt]

Peak

[latent stone]

@kindred crypt congrats on getting fairplay team in tkk:)))

[silent osprey]

Tell mw your youtube channnel

[potent gulch]

I'm just kidding lol, I don't have one anymore

[rustic kettle]

to find the answer your self

[kindred crypt]

Unemployment goals 101

[vital mesa]

Hey why. U making others block me tho

[fast hemlock]

yoo same

wanna 1v1 im bored

[latent stone]

Nah but it's gud bro

[fast hemlock]

@silent osprey

[paper zenith]

hii chesstalk

[tired hamlet]

that's the channel name

[normal mason]

https://lichess.org/88ri0YI9 this is my game against @vital mesa

[frosty peak]

Anonymous vs. Replicadoe

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 d6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 Nf6 5. Nc3 a6 6. Bg5 e6 7. f4 Be7 8. e5 dxe5 9. fxe5 Nfd7 10. Bxe7 Qxe7 11. Qh5 O-O 12. Be2 Qc5 13. Nb3 Qxe5 14. Qh4 Nc6 15. O-O-O Qf6 16. Qxf6 Nxf6 17. Nc5 b6 18. N5a4 Rb8 19. Rd6 Bd7 20. Rhd1 Rfd8 21. Bxa6 Kf8 22. Bb5 Ne5 23. Nxb6 Ke7 24. Nxd7 Nfxd7 25. R6d2 Nf6 26. Rxd8 Rxd8 27. Rxd8 Kxd8 28. Kd2 Kc7 29. a4 Nd5 30. Nxd5+ exd5 31. Ke3 Kd6 32. Kd4 Ng6 33. Be8 Ne7 34. Bxf7 Nc6+ 35. Ke3 Ke5 36. Kd2 d4 37. c3 h6 38. b4 Kd6 39. Bh5 dxc3+ 40. Kxc3 Ne5 41. a5 Kc6 42. Kd4 Nd7 43. Be8 

[vital mesa]

Yes

[fast hemlock]

yo

[silver yew]

GOT TO 1950

[latent stone]

Congrats:D

[tired hamlet]

bro played anonymous

he could've been using an engine for all we know

[chilly musk]

What country be Dat?

[fathom canyon]

Hello guys, who wants to play chess right now?

[vital mesa]

But bro I am on mobile

[silver yew]

hungary

[kindred crypt]

Ofc da fish won

[chilly musk]

e4

[vital mesa]

And stockfish and all doesn't work on app

[chilly musk]

Oh weird country ngl

[fathom canyon]

c6

[kindred crypt]

I mean everybody knows that

[chilly musk]

Nf3

[normal mason]

i mean i dont really accuse people for friendly games + i was tired and not playing that well

[silver yew]

alr bro where are you from

[kindred crypt]

https://www.chess.com/live/game/146681587910

[tired hamlet]

okay that's hurting my eyes

[frosty peak]

LinuxLenni (530) vs. PontingSangakkara (495)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. d4 f6 3. dxe5 fxe5 4. Nf3 Nf6 5. Bg5 Be7 6. Nxe5 d6 7. Nc4 Nxe4 8. Bxe7 Qxe7 9. f3 Nc5+ 10. Qe2 Qxe2+ 11. Bxe2 O-O 12. O-O Be6 13. Ne3 a6 14. b4 Ncd7 15. Nc3 c5 16. bxc5 Nxc5 17. Ne4 Nxe4 18. fxe4 Nc6 19. Bg4 Bxg4 20. Nxg4 Ne5 21. Nxe5 dxe5 22. Rfd1 Rf4 23. Re1 g5 24. g3 Rff8 25. Rad1 h5 26. Rd5 Rfe8 27. Rd7 h4 28. gxh4 gxh4 29. Rxb7 Reb8 30. Rxb8+ Rxb8 31. c4 Rc8 32. Rc1 Kg7 33. Kf2 Kg6 34. Kf3 Kg5 35. c5 Kf6 36. Kg4 Ke6 37. Kxh4 Kd7 38. c6+ Rxc6 39. Rxc6 Kxc6 40. Kg5 Kc5 41. Kf5 Kd4 42. h4 Kc3 43. h5 a5 44. a4 Kb4 45. h6 Kxa4 46. h7 Kb4 47. h8=Q a4 48. Qxe5 a3 49. Qd4+ Kb3 50. Qa1 a2 51. e5 Ka3 52. e6 Kb3 53. e7 Ka3 54. e8=R Kb3 55. Ra8 

[normal mason]

but he played like a strong player for sure :)

[kindred crypt]

Guys. What do you think of my chess skills

[fast hemlock]

could anyone here teach me chess

im trash with 150 elo

[potent gulch]

Whyyy 😭💔

[kindred crypt]

I mean he has a history, he beat a 2700 in the server as well with a account rated 100 elo, and many other people too all strong

[pine dock]

I just lost 7 games in a row I am going to crash out

[tired hamlet]

Have you tried contacting CM William

[fast hemlock]

who is that

[silver yew]

just win 7 next

[vital mesa]

Listen

[pine dock]

I am not strong enough

[vital mesa]

I used mobile and engines don't work on mobiles

[tired hamlet]

she knows the demon coming to party bruh

[silver yew]

im cooking these last few days

[patent patrol]

Hi

[fast hemlock]

bro im dead ass im littarly 150 elo

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> rabaa041

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Rapid: 165 (428 peak)

[tired hamlet]

MY ROMANIAN FRIEND, YOU'RE BACK

[potent gulch]

Stop playing for now buddy, try doing something else and completely forget chess, or, try doing super easy chess puzzles just to recover a bit the confidence, when you're relaxed, analize the game and understand what went wrong and why did u start going tilt in the first place

[pine dock]

I am changing my name

[fathom canyon]

d5

[agile igloo]

Depends on how serious u are plenty of people here can teach basics

[thorn cliff]

yeah i'm taking a short break from chess because i lost to like 3 1500s today

[silver crown]

hello

[chilly musk]

Im still following don't show bro

[rustic kettle]

The pursuit of life depends really on your own understanding, some lives for themselves and some for others, some wants to make their marks on history and some just wants to fill their cup. But ultimately, whatever satisfies your own reasoning becomes your "purpose"

[short goblet]

it's easy bro 😉

[patent patrol]

Like I never left

[pine dock]

Ok

[potent gulch]

Yeeee it must be hard for you, I understand

[patent patrol]

Anyone want to play im stoned

[chilly musk]

E×d5

[agile igloo]

What in the AI is that

[silver crown]

wtf

[indigo dragon]

back at 880 yay

[potent gulch]

Everything I see is a Z

[vital mesa]

@patent patrol yes

[fast hemlock]

i just wanna know stuff so that i can even play i littarly lost 4 games in a row

[rustic kettle]

I wrote that sll by mself bye

[pine dock]

Yeah easy for you to say

[chilly musk]

When u quiting bro

[patent patrol]

Hi

[fast hemlock]

i dont even know what im doing

[rustic kettle]

Do not self project your inability to write essays on me

[patent patrol]

First time in like a month or two idk

[fathom canyon]

3..exd5

[potent gulch]

Why did bro ss himself 😭

[agile igloo]

Try searching up on YouTube
You ll find everything

[fast hemlock]

ive done that on tiktok bro

[chilly musk]

Oh you smoke responsibly thats rare

[vital mesa]

Were u in chess n chill server by any means

[rustic kettle]

Tiktok isnt reliable

[chilly musk]

d4

[agile igloo]

Not tik tok , search on youtube

[patent patrol]

i mean its not something i need

[chilly musk]

Les go exchange caro

[rustic kettle]

LMFAO

[fathom canyon]

4..Nc6

[kindred crypt]

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[paper zenith]

<@&745328830649991179>

[short goblet]

Lol bro trusts tiktok openings

[paper zenith]

ty mods

[chilly musk]

Yeh one time I started talking with myself it was weird

[rustic kettle]

the best opening the coca cola opening i swear it works!!!

[kindred crypt]

I always do that

[fast hemlock]

is it bad or sum

[kindred crypt]

why is it named the coca cola btw

[kindred crypt]

no especiely indien tiktok guy do lot of god opening video

[tired hamlet]

Adding tiktok in front of the word openings doesn't make it bad

[kindred crypt]

like sacritifce the ponies opening

[chilly musk]

h3

[fast hemlock]

i found this bbc strat thing i can show u in dms

[rustic kettle]

i dont know...? Most openings are literally just based by a place 😭

[kindred crypt]

Sometimes I have a tendency to say out the ideas out loud to myself while playing online blitz , helps me focus at times more

[agile igloo]

Of course if ur beginner you shouldn’t be relying on some gambit u saw on TikTok to win in 7 moves

[short goblet]

or the Nescafe frape attack

[chilly musk]

I meant while stoned

But you do you

[rustic kettle]

yah in the benko gambit right

[kindred crypt]

It does, cus the term tiktok openings generally refers to trappy openings which are not good for improvement

[fast hemlock]

thats littarly what it was called

[short goblet]

yup

[fast hemlock]

💀

il send you on dms hold on

[kindred crypt]

ah yes, i love the place of ITALIAN GAME: KNIGHT ATTACK: POLERIO: BISHOP CHECK LINE

[worldly parcel]

damn y'all don't get tired of typing

[drowsy pond]

why is h3 the top engine move here?

[kindred crypt]

I play the Benko, literally never heard of Nescafe frappe attack which makes me think it's something trash prolly

[chilly musk]

Ong?

[harsh sky]

literally italian game

[kindred crypt]

bbc as in the broadcast network?

[drowsy pond]

@harsh sky @chilly musk @tired hamlet ?

[worldly parcel]

as in big black

[fast hemlock]

already did

[silver yew]

i wanna be 2000 so bad but the stress when playing games to achieve it is on an all time high

[fast hemlock]

check it out

[rustic kettle]

turn on focus mode and forget about elos

[kindred crypt]

big black longcastle? 0-0-0

[worldly parcel]

exactly

[kindred crypt]

You wanna play with Nf3 and then d4 to occupy center here but after Nf3 black may have Bg4 pinning the knight preventing d4 for some time, so as a preventive measure against Bg4 you go h3 first

[fathom canyon]

Nf6

[rustic kettle]

Play the game to enjoy it, not focus on ur elo

[agile igloo]

It’s getting darker

[kindred crypt]

how long have you been playing bro

[ionic ledge]

guys I'm stuck 300 HAHA

[silver yew]

probably a good idea

[fast hemlock]

i cant if im losing 4 games in a row bro

[shut merlin]

finally

[kindred crypt]

chess is a highly competitive game, you should focus on your elo

[lime gull]

how long did it take to go from 1500 to 2000

[silver yew]

on and off since 2021

[fast hemlock]

5*

[chilly musk]

B f-e2

[rustic kettle]

cuz ur bad bruh 💔

[fast hemlock]

then fcking teach me 😭

[strong apex]

yo

[fast hemlock]

or sum

[rustic kettle]

this is why ur sub 2k

[kindred crypt]

any active playing months total you have or no?

[agile igloo]

You are reacting to ur own message Damn

[short goblet]

it's not trash, it has been seen at the top level of chess a few times

[rustic kettle]

as for me it only took about half a year i think

[tired hamlet]

THAT'S THE ONE THING I'M KNOWN FOR IN THIS SERVER

[kindred crypt]

man i started on february, im not getting to 2K in 10 months of playing lmao

[fathom canyon]

Bruh

[lime gull]

rapid or blitz?

[echo prism]

(There should be some clever phrase here about this channel)

[kindred crypt]

What are the moves then, maybe it's something I know then but don't know it's called that

[agile igloo]

I like that attitude

[silver yew]

not really but i can show you my graph

[kindred crypt]

you're the chispa

[rustic kettle]

blitz, as for rapid i steamrolled from 1.6k to almost 2.2k in 2 weeks

[tired hamlet]

you started slacking from 2024-2025

[short goblet]

1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 c5 3. d5 b5 4. cxb5 a6 5. Nc3 axb5 6. e4 b4 7. Nb5 d6 8. Bc4

[echo prism]

Wow, almost 2000 elo

[fathom canyon]

Bf5

[lime gull]

what the hell are you being fr

[silver yew]

I KNOW

[silver yew]

what does that mean

[gritty vessel]

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/vladimir-kramnik-kramnik-chesscom-chess-meme-anis-84-gif-10256479517071193831

[rustic kettle]

i was already great at blitz by thst time so the elo i get was big

[agile igloo]

You ll get there 😭

[rustic kettle]

Soemthing about matching tbe lvl thingy

[kindred crypt]

this is mine, im tryinna get to 1900 before the end of the year

[lime gull]

what strategies did you use? As in like books or studying gm games or just playing over and over again or WHAT SHARE YOUR WAYS BRO

[kindred crypt]

chispa means spark, you're a spark bro

[silver yew]

ahh thanks

[lime gull]

Holy progress bro

[rustic kettle]

I watched youtube and played lots of hustlers ojtside

[silver yew]

keep up the good work

[chilly musk]

0-0

[kindred crypt]

2000 by mid 2026 maybe? only time will know

[rustic kettle]

Playing chess hustlers are very fun used to buy me lots of coffee back then

[kindred crypt]

i could've studied more ngl, i slacked off in the past few months

[tired hamlet]

did you go through a break up between december 31st and feb 28th by any chance

[kindred crypt]

why?

[fathom canyon]

e6

[lime gull]

How many hours a day do you dedicate to chess approximately?

[kindred crypt]

Oh this one Ik this one but afaik Bc4 isn't that challenging of a line here, 8.Bf4 is much more tricker if white wants to go for this line which I always knew as the zaitsev and here 8...g5! is the critical move for black after Bf4 to gain an advantage there which not everybody knows, Bc4 makes it kinda easy for black

i started the account in like 2021 but never studied or anything

[silver yew]

if you keep working on it then yes. but dont make the mistake i did which is playing while not focusing->elo dropping->losing interest in chess

[rustic kettle]

just play e6 first before throwing c5

[normal mason]

yeah this funny gambit works in blitz quite well

[rustic kettle]

U get the karpov opening

[chilly musk]

a3

[kindred crypt]

on average since i started, counting videos, books, tournaments and such, i would say like 1 hour a day, if we talk about august, where i locked in, probably 3

[agile igloo]

Chispa means trust me bro now ?😭

[kindred crypt]

That will become into a modern benoni then likely after c5 d5 later, that's not really the Benko anymore

[chilly musk]

I don't want you to attack my c pawn

[kindred crypt]

you're the chispa

chispa means like, you're THE guy you know

Sos la chispa = you're the man

[silver yew]

bro is improooving pog

[rustic kettle]

thats benoni?? never knew that..

[fathom canyon]

Bd6

[kindred crypt]

in like a really inspirational kinda way you know

[dense helm]

Thanks man

[fathom canyon]

What does pog mean?

[normal mason]

yes but all the same family of openings

[rustic kettle]

wait i wasnt falkig. about benko

[normal mason]

for example if you play kings indian defense

[kindred crypt]

Chispa is not just a compliment, it's THE compliment for someone that is locked in and dedicated to their craft, in a slick and energetic kinda way

[chilly musk]

Nd2

[rustic kettle]

I was suggesting an alternative opening..

[chilly musk]

Slow game

[normal mason]

its good idea to know the benoni and benko too

[agile igloo]

Bro learned one word and ran with it 💀

[rustic kettle]

Since i play uber solid openings

[silver yew]

"It's a part of twitch culture, it's the shortened version of the global twitch emote "PogChamp." It's usually used to express shock or excitement after something noteworthy happens. "

[chilly musk]

I thought ud he aggressive

[kindred crypt]

d4 Nf6 c4 e6 Nc3 c5 d5 exd5 cxd5 and yeah it's a modern benoni now

[lime gull]

And then did you only focus on rapid? I did blitz only for like 3 weeks and got from the default 500 to 1.2k then now focused on rapid and got from 1.2 to 1.3 in 4 days

[fathom canyon]

O-O

[somber lark]

very stable

[rustic kettle]

oh i throw Bb4+ first if they go c4

So thats nimzo

[kindred crypt]

Yep similar structures somewhat except Benko is a little different but still helpful to know

[somber lark]

did you check hakobyans d4 course vro

[normal mason]

yes because in the benoni and KID many times you wanna sac on b5 anyway

[chilly musk]

Nb3

[kindred crypt]

I did not no what about it? I am currently checking out Gustaffson's e4 course

[dense helm]

Mine too

[agile igloo]

Woah I can’t calculate that

[silver yew]

if i just keep up this win rate moving up the elo hill i will be fine

[fathom canyon]

Rc8

[somber lark]

that win should have been a loss

[dense helm]

Nice man 👍🏻

[kindred crypt]

Literally just 5 moves gng💔

[dense helm]

Yh 😛

[agile igloo]

Hahah I am just joking

[lime gull]

What elo did you start at?

[somber lark]

the explanation looks kinda good

[rustic kettle]

if u guys face the london and/or the torre attack i suggest taking this opening

https://youtu.be/2Y8zXVROH5Y?si=iyZnc7BE46e9t5rd

[chilly musk]

c3

[dense helm]

Is playing queen gambit but with e4 good for black

[torn sparrow]

bro wanna play 15 10

[kindred crypt]

Gustaffson's recommending Dubov Italian btw, I am gonna try that out and see how it goes because it looks pretty practical even though engine obviously doesn't agree it still has a pretty high winrate

[somber lark]

nah 8 games for the day

[short goblet]

I am really bad at visualizing the board in my head

[kindred crypt]

What do you mean by that

[agile igloo]

Do u have a job

[dense helm]

I play queen's gambit but when I am black my opponent plays e4

[torn sparrow]

scaredy cat

[kindred crypt]

You cannot play the queens Gambit with black😭

[rustic kettle]

then its not rly the queens gambit...?

[dense helm]

No not like that

[kindred crypt]

i focused on rapid until a month ago where i prepared for a blitz tourney, i got to 1.5K blitz and went back to rapid, where i got back to 1800

[somber lark]

let me sleep

[dense helm]

Ik

[torn sparrow]

the answer is self evident

[torn sparrow]

true cats have 9 lives

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> karmdal

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1837 (peak)
Blitz: 1513 (1519 peak)
Bullet: 1197 (1216 peak)

[kindred crypt]

@lime gull this my profile if you wanna check it out man

[kindred crypt]

Omw to become a cat girl

[dense helm]

It's kings gambit sorry i apologize

[fathom canyon]

Ne4

[lime gull]

Guys I started my account in 2023 when I didn’t know much about chess and it gave me a super low rating to start with and then quit chess and I just got back I’ve gotten rapid to 1.3K, blitz to 1.2k, and bullet to 1k should I make a new account and start higher or just grind sorry if this is a stupid question 😭

[agile igloo]

Yeah evident doesn’t always mean positive 😭

[silver yew]

4 years ago? like 600

[somber lark]

I dont want to waste one

[silver yew]

oh this streak around 1780

[dense helm]

I play queen gambit as white but as black I play multiple opening like kings gambit and also scotch sometimes

[kindred crypt]

just grind, you'll get to your real elo in no time

[torn sparrow]

greenflower bertrayer vro

[dense helm]

Because as black the opponent is going to choose what opening u r going to play

[chilly musk]

Nb3-d2

[lime gull]

@kindred crypt bro is on a win streak 🫡🫡

[coarse iris]

omg lol

[somber lark]

looks normal to me

[kindred crypt]

check out the last rapid game, i won on time lmao, im not playing well rn

[spiral tide]

💀

[kindred crypt]

@lime gull send me a friend request man, i wanna see you grow

[spiral tide]

Damn

[lime gull]

likewise I got you g 🙌

[kindred crypt]

It's kinda complicated the lines he gives but yeah the pgn for the 2 parts of his course are massive...it took me 30 different lichess studies with 64 chapters each to fit the pgn of both parts of his course but it is very comprehensive so I like that

[fathom canyon]

Ne7

[agile igloo]

I’d just grind it out If you’re better it’ll show sooner or later

[chilly musk]

Ur other knight is on c6 hro how's that possible les analyse

[normal mason]

anyone know a good poker discord server

[lime gull]

Added you on here and chess.com brother

[nimble arch]

tmc

[somber lark]

moon club

[fathom canyon]

Yes, the knight on c6 moves to e7

[kindred crypt]

Do you mean the Clash Royale Club?

[normal mason]

wait created by moonwarrior?

[kindred crypt]

I swear that's all I see nowadays on that server

[somber lark]

its becoming what ever

[chilly musk]

Oh yeh I see it now okay les continue, N×e4

[kindred crypt]

yeah

[fathom canyon]

Bxe4

[normal mason]

i played him like 5 years ago and he posted on chess.com about it lol

[agile igloo]

You can try making a fresh account as well but the Elo might drop drastically if u lose to higher rated opponents o am leaving it up to you

[normal mason]

i remember him

[somber lark]

becoming a GM when

[chilly musk]

g4

[kindred crypt]

when I get photographic memory to remember every one of the lines he gives in the pgn accurately

[lime gull]

Might just stay tbh it’s pretty easy down here at the moment anyways I think if I transition to higher elo it’ll be easier than just jumping there since im probably not very used to it yet

[agile igloo]

True

[fathom canyon]

Bc7

[lone totem]

baby dont huurt me

[small jungle]

Why is lalion hurting u vro

[dense helm]

Noooooo I was 591 and won

[somber lark]

just know why you are playing each move, it comes naturally once you follow that path

[lone totem]

Good 3am doby patel

[dense helm]

Bruh

[agile igloo]

All GMs do not have photographic memory

[small jungle]

Go sleep vro

[chilly musk]

Running away aren't we,b3

[dense helm]

Why chess com 😭

[lone totem]

I have a home tuition test tomorrow vro
Organic chemistry

Sir is gonna pop up at 9:30am

[agile igloo]

Are u in grade 12?

[lone totem]

11th

[fathom canyon]

Qd6

[agile igloo]

Ooh

[normal mason]

ill help you revise

[small jungle]

Vros cramping one day before the exam💔

[fathom canyon]

What happened?

[lone totem]

how 🥀

[normal mason]

alcohol vs ketone vs aldehyde

[agile igloo]

Every chapter of organic ?

[dense helm]

Man see the plus

[normal mason]

explain

[chilly musk]

Isn't your other bishop there bro show the position at this point

[lone totem]

Only hydrocarbons

[agile igloo]

Bro that’s grade 12💀

[agile igloo]

Ohh

[normal mason]

i have no idea whats grade 11 or 12

[lone totem]

Uhh alcohol is -OH ketone is =O and aldehyde is a terminal -CHO 🥀

[agile sable]

Why Doesnt war Thunder sponsor any chess videos on yt

[lime gull]

@agile igloo how long did it take to go from 1.5k to 2k and what did you do 🫡

[normal mason]

what kind of alcohol turns into aldehyde and what kind of alcohol turns into ketone

[dense helm]

U will become grandpa

[normal mason]

and what reaction is it

[lime gull]

nonono that’s for the casuals

[torn sparrow]

I knew bro was maxed chem

[lone totem]

No idea havent learned ts
Keto enol tomatomerism or smth 😭

[dense helm]

Rn u r 1400

[winter lion]

Hey want to have a bullet game tho

[chilly musk]

Oh yeh ggs bro im cooked

[dense helm]

Alright

[normal mason]

its been 3 years since my IB chem exam 😂

[small jungle]

Imagine not knowing that smh

[winter lion]

But hold up a minute

[normal mason]

but i ended up liking chem

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> gmurtaza129

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 599 (peak)
Blitz: 440 (526 peak)
Bullet: 479 (536 peak)

[lime gull]

Yeah my goal is mid 2026 2000 or maximum 3 quarters into 2026

[normal mason]

i think i still remember quite a bit

[chilly musk]

B×f3 is ggs

[lone totem]

I guess terminal alcohols turn into aldehydes and the internal alcohols into ketones 💀

[normal mason]

primary alcohol is aldehyde and secondary alcohol is ketone and its the oxidation of alcohol

[fathom canyon]

Are you resigning?

[dense helm]

So for that u need to be an night owl as well as free all day

[chilly musk]

Yeh i resign

[lone totem]

Yeah primary and secondary eould be the standard terms

[fathom canyon]

Gg

[normal mason]

and if you use a strong oxidant aldehyde will turn into carboxylic acid

[chilly musk]

https://tenor.com/view/paul-giamatti-chuck-rhoades-chess-checkmate-billions-gif-11417429

[lime gull]

I play like 2-3 hours a day on weekdays and a bit more on weekends

[lone totem]

Oh right oxidation das basic stuff

[chilly musk]

Ggs

[winter lion]

Dms tho

[lone totem]

And carboxylic acid on further oxidation turns to carbon dioxide fr fr

[sudden roost]

ew why are yall talking abt chem

[oblique dagger]

Hai pookie~ ;3

[kindred crypt]

dyhidrogen peroxide fr

[dense helm]

Then it's alot hard man for u to reach 2k till 2026 but u can reach 2k elo till like June July 2026

[sudden roost]

decarboxylation

[plucky kelp]

Meow :3

[dense helm]

Hey furry

[kindred crypt]

because we graduated in STEM not in social studies

[normal mason]

guys guys

[lime gull]

Yeah middle of 2026 is my goal inshallah

[normal mason]

what's your favourite element in the periodic table

[fathom canyon]

Tell us what subjects you like?

[sudden roost]

im a stem AND social major

[dense helm]

InshaAllah

[lone totem]

What the hail

[tranquil basin]

Lmfao I just went through this month of messages and ironically he isn’t me

[dense helm]

Type like this

[kindred crypt]

1-1= 0 bro

[lime gull]

I’ve already played 2400 level games but Ik that doesn’t mean anything

[tranquil basin]

Like that was the funniest shit I read

[torn sparrow]

social not getting you anywhere

[tranquil basin]

Because he actually behaved like me during freaky summer

[sudden roost]

medical schoo

[agile igloo]

Hahah so basically I started playing chess around 2-3 years ago and at first I would just keep on learning new openings and watching GMs play ( helps a lot) and participated in some otb tournaments as well
Soon when I reached around 1600( rapid) i took a pause and started to play bullet on lichess where o reached 2200 then grinded to 1800 on cc and it moved on from there

[lone totem]

Gotta go with thulium number 69 🙏

[dense helm]

Yh

[tranquil basin]

Bro he got me down to a t

[kindred crypt]

man you aint getting to 2K by january. me neither lol

[kindred crypt]

thats what al ches pleyers think (anti sociel and unemployet)

[sudden roost]

science

[torn sparrow]

unemployedment

[tranquil basin]

Wassup goonflower

[dense helm]

I was telling him

[sudden roost]

boi what the helly boi

[torn sparrow]

when fm

[lone totem]

Thats anti-unemployment vro

[sudden roost]

laufey cry

[lone totem]

Yoo cm jake ao

[sudden roost]

gold

[normal mason]

great choice

[chilly musk]

Is this you?

[normal mason]

i like lead

[dense helm]

After queen takes there is a form

[tranquil basin]

Wasssup

[lone totem]

O lead is fire too

[tranquil basin]

Idk man

[lime gull]

Bro my chessclub at school the people are all below 300 elo on chess.com it’s so sad

[normal mason]

lead because they named it Pb after plumbing

[tranquil basin]

I’ve been chilling with the Chinese girls

Chess is not on the top of my mind

[orchid meteor]

holy game

[torn sparrow]

vro is pulling

[sudden roost]

https://tenor.com/view/larry-larry-baby-ai-baby-laughing-ai-baby-baby-gif-17394836155970552795

[dense helm]

Ding dong

[agile igloo]

My advise for you would be to go through all the reaction mechanisms in hydrocarbons and going through the named reactions ( hoping u have practiced a lot of questions )

[lime gull]

Holy moly

[tranquil basin]

Pretty good Chinese girls asw

[chilly musk]

Royal Fork if he takes its insane cause if he doesn't take he's losing a knight or rook

[sudden roost]

at ur roblox birthday party right

[tranquil basin]

To be fair there’s only me and another Chinese guy in my grade

[small jungle]

Damn that's tuff

[tranquil basin]

And we are like besties and there are like 15 Chinese girls

[torn sparrow]

did you sneak in only girl school

[agile igloo]

Find better players in school

[dense helm]

Guys see ya

[tranquil basin]

Nah, the Chinese demographics for my grade are strange

[lime gull]

It’s hard when there is so many people you walk across but don’t know if they even play or not lol

[torn sparrow]

2 am go sleep

[tranquil basin]

So basically I have not much competition

[winter lion]

Wait youre a CM?

[chilly musk]

Im sure you taught them a thing or two about chess

[lone totem]

Crazy section 😭

[dense helm]

Hey u from china

[tranquil basin]

Cause me and the other Chinese guy are basically a package deal

[torn sparrow]

nah its the Cm title

[winter lion]

Im a pretty decent player,Want to have a match

[small jungle]

He became a girl vro

[agile igloo]

Is there a chess coach ?

[torn sparrow]

plausible

[dense helm]

Yh more interesting 1 percentage battery

[torn sparrow]

no thats not interesting

1 percentage of battery is determined to happen

[tranquil basin]

Could be

[dense helm]

Ahhh

[dense helm]

Ik

[tranquil basin]

But basically we’ve been eating every meal out with like 3 girls

[orchid meteor]

suffering from success 😭

[lone totem]

CM James Charles Kao 💀

[winter lion]

Want to have a match of chess? I havent played a titled player in a long time

[lime gull]

So the chess club teacher we play at his room was an ex 1850 that never plays anyone like I always beg him to play me in a game and he says he will never play chess again bc it gave him sever anxiety 😭 and everyone else just play scholars mate then blunder all their pieces it’s not even fun

[torn sparrow]

but you have to sleep atleast 2 hours everyday for human survival which decrease chance of arriving at 2 am

[tranquil basin]

Naha I’m focused on rizzing

[winter lion]

Pls just onee

[dense helm]

Btw i have exams on Monday that's also interesting cuz I dont know a word

[winter lion]

Bullet

[orchid meteor]

when u going out with the chezz tho (chess huzz)

[small jungle]

Rizz ur male friend

[torn sparrow]

bro does not have 1 battery

[dense helm]

And more interesting we lost our cricket match

[agile igloo]

Tf😂

[torn sparrow]

I knew you edited it

[dense helm]

I have

[torn sparrow]

like get out alr

[dense helm]

I will show u

[lone totem]

Always aim for the hardest challenge fr 15 girls but only 1 guy be the best

[torn sparrow]

bro has the uranium super phone battery

[tranquil basin]

Hard to find good Chinese chess buzz

[tranquil basin]

I’m good

[torn sparrow]

easiest thing to edit btw

[mild ice]

CM Jkao

[small jungle]

Haman chakma strat fr

[dense helm]

Yh that's right Infinix battery is the best ngl

[mild ice]

are you a real CM?????

[orchid meteor]

ju wenjun bro

[tranquil basin]

Yes

[agile igloo]

Playing against better players is very important dude tell the coach to pair u with better players in chess club and tell him to tell who plays good

[mild ice]

no way dude can i get autograph

[dense helm]

It's not edited I swear to Allah

[torn sparrow]

no way they didnt kill bro

[tranquil basin]

Bro I need someone who can speak English asw

[lone totem]

Only if Lei Tingjie wasnt married vro

[mild ice]

i returned from the dead after 2 weeks of no chat

they cant find me im jAMESBOND

[orchid meteor]

ik a chinese girl in the uk who plays chess 🤔

[torn sparrow]

no chesscomdiscorddecember

[winter lion]

Yall want to play me?

[tranquil basin]

Around my age preferably and hot

[winter lion]

Anyone?

[lime gull]

I’ve played every single soul in that chess club which is like 10 people and all are within the skill level of just learning how the pieces move to around maximum 500 elo I’m guessing

[tranquil basin]

Although honestly I kinda prefer if ya don’t play chess

[chilly musk]

https://tenor.com/view/james-bond-007-daniel-craig-suits-looking-good-gif-17593424689418935742

[dense helm]

Bro u cooking

[half cobalt]

are u romanian?

[orchid meteor]

oh are u ok with them being a bit younger 💀

[winter lion]

Yeah

[half cobalt]

salut

[tranquil basin]

Yeh bro I’m cooking some good shit

[torn sparrow]

yeah then you would have to play against 500 elos for no reason

[winter lion]

Salut

[tranquil basin]

Like how much is a bit

[mild ice]

guys i think i found my girl

[tranquil basin]

Within 2 years age gap idc

[mild ice]

im done playing games dawg

[agile igloo]

Oh no
Is there any chess club outside school near ur house or something ?

[tranquil basin]

Yeah

[lone totem]

Congratulations bro

[dense helm]

U fr from china ur country want our ocean side

[magic shard]

this chat is so cooked

[lime gull]

what if they are 8 JKJKJK

[orchid meteor]

13 yrs old?

[tranquil basin]

Cause I’m mentally still like a 10 yro

[torn sparrow]

ok equal bullet elo

[mild ice]

hello sir i think you remember me

[tranquil basin]

Well it depends on the situation

[small jungle]

So true doryetuosenbcakohn

[lone totem]

Doryetuosenbcakohn you are my sunshine

[torn sparrow]

how did your blitz grind go

[tranquil basin]

But fun girls are important

[mild ice]

you want a 12 year old?

[orchid meteor]

jkao likes 13 yr olds confirmed

[tranquil basin]

Ig… fluent English?

[magic shard]

what was your old username

[chilly musk]

Jkao rizzing girls while on his phone apparently that's talent if it's true

[orchid meteor]

ofc

[lime gull]

my cities chess club I already got accepted too but I don’t currently drive and it’s 16 miles away so I might play around with that too they have uscf rated tournaments too for only $5 and normally it’s free

[tranquil basin]

Like is it a old 13

[orchid meteor]

half chinese tho

[tranquil basin]

Or a young 13

[torn sparrow]

@nimble arch we saw that

[orchid meteor]

13 is 13

[dense helm]

When it will run out 😭

[mild ice]

im James bond i cant say

[wide lake]

asian women : yum, asian men : yuck

[restive comet]

<@&745328830649991179> there is someone on vc chess streaming 3 saying 'Jews are poisoning your country', straight up antisemite

[tranquil basin]

Bro I’m not beating the allegations

[orchid meteor]

show no mercy

[mild ice]

ur down horrendes broski

[wide lake]

that's wild

[dense helm]

My battery is fr uranium

[mild ice]

ARENT YOU 17 BRO

[lone totem]

Dw bro in 7 years thats gonna be 20 and 22 doesnt sound bad does it

[tranquil basin]

Bro yall don’t get it, it’s an art

[night briar]

does anyone know how i get permission to speak in the vc servers

[small jungle]

Damn vro got hacked by bobby fischer

[torn sparrow]

chat is ruy lopez the best chess opening

[mild ice]

"DOES THAT BREAK ANY RULES?

[magic shard]

what did he say

[tranquil basin]

Honestly whenever I enter it becomes cooked

[chilly musk]

Ban him im tired

[tranquil basin]

Like chat was normal before me

[restive comet]

he looks up to nick fuentes obv he is gonna be a jew hater

[mild ice]

its refuted by sclieman

[thorny badge]

jk jk

[magic shard]

oh shoot my elbow is bleeding

[lone totem]

Actuallypixelated is not sneaky 🥀

[wide lake]

shoudl we all be jew lovers instead?

[torn sparrow]

hey you might not know english correctly but its the other way

[thorny badge]

how does that even happen

[winter lion]

Ofc

[mild ice]

im more into italian now

[lone totem]

Is this normal

[chilly musk]

This is why you exercise

[tranquil basin]

Nah, bro I’ve said much worse than this and got away with it

[magic shard]

idk

[orchid meteor]

i can give u more details tomorrow

[restive comet]

How about being a fking normal human being and not hate on normal people

[kindred crypt]

💀

[tranquil basin]

The OGs know

[magic shard]

no it's not normal thankfully

[agile igloo]

Ohh but seriously try finding better opponents few years back I played 2200 fide rated opponent and I still remember the tactic which caught me off guard and I didn’t know it

[mild ice]

pia cramling or anna cramling in overall?

[tranquil basin]

No thx, I’m good

[thorny badge]

bluds elbow started bleeding out of nowhere

[magic shard]

that wasn't the cause

[wide lake]

are they normal?

[tranquil basin]

I have enough on my hands

[chilly musk]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-doakes-curious-suspicious-questioning-gif-14390669560130901665

[thorny badge]

those who know 🥶🥶🥶

[orchid meteor]

chats lowkey cooking today

[lone totem]

Bros elbow is a behelit

[magic shard]

nah I know the reason I just don't want to tell you guys lol

[chilly musk]

Do push-ups bro it's so fun and hard

[wide lake]

0.1% of world population, won 25% of nobel prizes. sounds very normal? 😂

[tranquil basin]

DeliciousNuts and hairyarmpit ahhhhh

[lime gull]

Yeah I try to find otb people but even if I don’t I usually come here and try to play better people just for the experience

[thorny badge]

🤨🤨

[mild ice]

james charles or dina balenkaya?

[torn sparrow]

bro just wants to appear aurafarming

[small jungle]

Why express your political opinions in a non political server

[tranquil basin]

Yooooo that time em and translucent was freaking out cause we nicked each other jkao’s left and right nut

[restive eagle]

im on a generational run

[crystal ruin]

Guys what the coach do?

[torn sparrow]

very interesting

[wide lake]

why say this to me and not him? double standard 😂

[restive comet]

why aren't mods joining the vc

[magic shard]

it's just a few drops anyways
like the amount of blood thanos bled when iron man hit him

[thorny badge]

yes

[lone totem]

Yoo ur the 2550 bullet i somehow beat once

[nimble arch]

we didnt need to know this

[silent osprey]

PLS TEACH ME CHESS

[torn sparrow]

you need to make a video of it

[agile igloo]

Ohh cool

[thorny badge]

tuff

[sudden roost]

cause its the chess.com discord server

[chilly musk]

Church is free son

[torn sparrow]

and dm one of these mods

[mild ice]

ban him

[thorny badge]

teach yourself

[torn sparrow]

they are normally not in the position to have free time

[lone totem]

oh wait nvm youre the 2100 that i played that dragon sicilian czerniak in 2023/2024 with

[thorny badge]

chess being hard is propaganda #hailGMgotham

[tame dragon]

chess.com has lessons

[silent osprey]

THE RAPTURE IS GOING TO HAPPEN AFTER THE NUKE OF PUTIN

[winter lion]

The hell

[sudden roost]

dumbass

[restive eagle]

19 wins 4 losses from 2000 to 2100

[chilly musk]

Putin final boss bro

[thorny badge]

brain is bro’s cooked

[lone totem]

Im vladimir kramnik and i approve this message

[wide lake]

id be happy to love them if their only nation didnt kill 25k kids in 2 years 😂

[winter lion]

What? Did You just mention The goat

[torn sparrow]

I wonder if there will be day where a AI will moderate this server

[mild ice]

whos the best fottballer zlatan or messi?

[winter lion]

Kramnik The absolute goat of chess

What a beast

[thorny badge]

that’s israel not the jews

[silent osprey]

THE RAPTURE IS GOING TO HAPPEN AFTER THE NUKE

[tame dragon]

this is the first ive seen chat this active and its not a good first experience

[torn sparrow]

its magnus carlsen

[winter lion]

Yk

[thorny badge]

he’s a beast in other ways

[chilly musk]

im more impressed by coaches so PEP guard

[wide lake]

it's the only jewish nation . if there was a country like that but any other religion people would blame them too

[winter lion]

Block and report final bods

[coarse iris]

wewt i actually saw a move that it called brilliant lol

[mild ice]

some people get used to it other dont i just say what color is ur bugatti

[winter lion]

Boss

[kindred crypt]

@sewerver mod very suspticious discution feturing of topic her

[agile igloo]

Putin catching strays in a prophecy now ??

[tame dragon]

clear color 💯

[kindred crypt]

Quite an amusing thought I must say! Though one may wonder - If one day, only AI shall moderate this server!

[thorny badge]

not exactly, there are jews outside of israel. you can’t blame an entire religion for something a country does

[wide lake]

technically you are right

[thorny badge]

it’s his physical memory now

[lone totem]

Vro is not shakemyspeare

[leaden star]

r u ok

[torn sparrow]

it would be more effective than the mods we have rn tbh

[mild ice]

i thought mr mightymarkus was already AI?

[sudden roost]

r u a swiftie

[tame dragon]

no, my name comes from the character from those papa louie games

[thorny badge]

when you ask chatgpt for a response to a message

[small jungle]

Shake my speare💔

[magic shard]

yeah it's completely fine

[kindred crypt]

I just tried my best to impersonate gpt's writing style

[chilly musk]

Nah bro

[sudden roost]

wait omg im subbed to u on yt

[mild ice]

youre the guy from another server ryt?

[wide lake]

why are asian women so: yum, but asian men so yuck? (joke)

[thorny badge]

because

[torn sparrow]

did you actually play blitz in pool or not

[tired hamlet]

KEEP IT CHESS RELATED OR I'LL PING THE MODS

[kindred crypt]

Incredibly relevant chess question

[kindred crypt]

<@&745328830649991179>

[thorny badge]

the women may actually be femboys

[chilly musk]

Maybe cause ur straight brother

[tired hamlet]

SAY I WON'T PING THE MODS RN

[mild ice]

a question even the wisest men are still searching for an answer on

[wide lake]

ur name is "goonsquad"

[tired hamlet]

I dare you

[sudden roost]

is this is how men speak

[thorny badge]

“or i’ll tell the teacher” ahhh

[wide lake]

i said a joke and everyone got so mad. very sensitive

[kindred crypt]

yes but i got mute for of topic so you desertve the sem

[lone totem]

wait did they ban the singular but not the plural? (Femboys) 😭

[small jungle]

Oil the teacher is crazy

[sweet aspen]

waguri

[wide lake]

yes in private

[small jungle]

Yes

[winter lion]

Chess server btw

[lone totem]

Brilliant

[thorny badge]

getting cracked by femboys in thailand without knowing is crazy

[restive comet]

I couldn't record everything he said about it and they changed topic now

[sudden roost]

our little comedian

[agile igloo]

Imagine talking like this and expecting respect

[magic shard]

not yet
I have time

[wide lake]

imagine taking a joke so seriously

[mild ice]

ur name is anthony get a grip dawg

[tired hamlet]

where's the joke, i missed it

[wide lake]

scroll up

[tired hamlet]

No, you just said something offensive. Where's the joke

[thorny badge]

🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

[wide lake]

how is it offensive?

[sudden roost]

my name is NOT anthony 🤣

[agile igloo]

Imagine thinking ur joke was funny enough to post

[full socket]

pretty sure that's their lover

[mild ice]

is it harry?

[tired hamlet]

how is it a joke

[tame dragon]

chess am i right

[wide lake]

it's funny to normal people who arent uptight

[lone totem]

Wait a second are yum and yuck supposed to be stereotypical names 💀

[mild ice]

harry magurireeeeee!!!!

[full socket]

idk what's going on either

[wide lake]

i guess i shouldnt be surprised chess server is full of uptight nerds 🤓

[full socket]

including you

[thorny badge]

why are you touching your tattas in your pfp

[mild ice]

cringe ah name anthony

[wide lake]

who cant even take a tiny joke lmao

[small jungle]

Aman Yumyuck fr

[thorny badge]

me

[winter lion]

this is The f"ing chess.com server fuys

[sudden roost]

https://tenor.com/view/yeah-that's-true-auggie-salazar-3-body-problem-yes-that's-right-netflix-gif-5135730013533158137

[thorny badge]

the joke must be huge

[mild ice]

why it gotta be tiny sus asf

[torn sparrow]

unfortunate

[winter lion]

What îs this stuff yall

[thorny badge]

that’s a requirement

[full socket]

https://tenor.com/view/no-stop-cut-it-please-gif-9173564

[agile igloo]

Congrats u just admitted to only trash finds u funny

[wide lake]

so normal people are trash to u?

[silent osprey]

PUT A PICTURE HERE CHESS TOTURIAL

[full socket]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-piccolo-kiss-dragon-ball-gif-2892477169516958785

[mild ice]

why you hovering over ur tits this a discord server not tinder

[thorny badge]

bro you can teach yourself chess rules in 5 mins

[lone totem]

Lets just hope the joke is rich and has a nice personality

[wide lake]

did this really happen?

[full socket]

so people will thirst for her obviously

[mild ice]

what happend to that #freenipples shit on tiktok i was a supporter of that shi

[silent osprey]

Im rating 150

[full socket]

yes

[thorny badge]

the joke is old but the joke looks rich, go for it ig

[sudden roost]

men

[half cobalt]

anybody willing to be a coach for free?

[torn sparrow]

bro will not chat for the next month randomly

[winter lion]

Want to play me tho

[sudden roost]

men

[uneven turret]

sup noobs

[agile igloo]

Nah normal people just don’t waste their brain cells laughing at stupidity

[thorny badge]

i’m female actually

[full socket]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-meme-trying-not-to-laugh-laugh-homeless-gif-9458928528704746136

[thorny badge]

sexist

[mild ice]

im happily married with two lovily little furry kids

[wide lake]

same fr

[uneven turret]

?

[lone totem]

https://tenor.com/view/genius-server-shantell87-gif-6292353291373768690

[silent osprey]

Who is the best at chest im rating 3000

[full socket]

you wasted yours trying to type a coherent sentence yet you typed two spaces instead of one

[thorny badge]

omfg

[silent osprey]

Challange me

[sudden roost]

whoops my fault brodie

[wide lake]

that's a good question

[winter lion]

I challenge You mate

[sudden roost]

js showing off the nails yk

[mild ice]

im freeeeeee

[silent osprey]

Ok how

[winter lion]

Dms

[lone totem]

It has been a good amount time since I have last said it
PEAK CHESS TALK

[wide lake]

the answer is unfortunately most women dont care but women who play chess might

[uneven turret]

yes

[half cobalt]

this ain't no chess talk

[sudden roost]

men are so tuff

[silent osprey]

Ok

[full socket]

guys hear me out new chess rule the black pawns can't touch the white pawns anymore because segregation

[wide lake]

wow she can teach me the best positions anyday

[mild ice]

nah i f@ck with ur nails dw shawty

[cunning meteor]

can confirm

[small jungle]

@somber lark ts ur book vro

[thorny badge]

omfg

[half cobalt]

i'd love to mate her

[wide lake]

good man

[agile igloo]

Keep counting spaces while the rest of us move on

[torn sparrow]

you do not have the street creed

[thorny badge]

am i the only one who thought anna her last name was crumbling 🙃🙃

[mild ice]

im taken tho so maybe @torn sparrow could get a taste of them

[lone totem]

[torn sparrow]

syvau

[mild ice]

im happily maried dawg

[wary token]

Only thing lower than the average elo in this chat is the average age

[full socket]

you realize you're the one who responded to MY message? that's not moving on

[sudden roost]

https://tenor.com/view/michaeljordan-mj-basketball-gif-michael-jordan-no-no-no-no-gif-16220345851539903827

[tired hamlet]

😭

[torn sparrow]

jamesbond is born in july this year bro

[lone totem]

How low are we talking greenflower needs to know cro

Oh wait i read it wrong mb

[frigid star]

hi

[leaden star]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1446910148063793263.gif?v=1

[tame dragon]

are we all 100 years old

[thorny badge]

parasocial relationship with anna cramling is crazy

[cunning meteor]

I'm here to shift the balance, im 3000 elo and 200 years old

[mild ice]

would you give my friend a chance 10/10 lovely lad, charming, rich, good heart?

[sudden roost]

ts kid like 12 💔

[full socket]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1446910148063793263.gif?v=1

[small jungle]

Luckily there's Dobyvatel2 keeping the average high🙏

[torn sparrow]

average age

[agile igloo]

And here I thought moving on was not embarrassing urself

[full socket]

you have "freeyoru" in your name

[sudden roost]

is he a 5'9 chess player named anthony

[thorny badge]

why is your name anthony if you’re a girl

[tired hamlet]

MY BOY DOBY PATEL IN THE CHAT

[full socket]

then you're stupid

[sudden roost]

yoru is my goat

[cunning meteor]

ooooooooo

[sudden roost]

my name is not anthony 💔

[full socket]

who tf is yoru

[thorny badge]

oh