💬〡chess-talk

[oblique dagger]

He did every best moves lol

[cunning meteor]

that is weird..

[mild zinc]

He is not ginger carlsen ,, I guarantee u that

[cunning meteor]

did he spend a similar amount of time on each move?

[mild zinc]

Monster does

[cunning meteor]

but maybe he is

[cunning meteor]

true but i dont like monster

[oblique dagger]

Idk but he played weirdly

Unusual moves that makes u winning smth

[mild zinc]

Are u the red bull guy?

[cunning meteor]

magnus carlsen plays oretty weirdly

[mild zinc]

Delusional 😭

[cunning meteor]

no i usually only drink water, i like coffee for the taste but it doesn't make me more awake i felt more sleepy after drinking kt

[jovial frost]

😔

Accusing me by cheating is making me sad im just lucky new chess player 😔

[cunning meteor]

maybe hes just magnus carlsen idk man

[cunning meteor]

okay he's cheating

[mild zinc]

Reminds me of gojo reverse curse technique

[cunning meteor]

what how

[mild zinc]

😭

[cunning meteor]

oh nv m i get it

[oblique dagger]

i bet 70% he cheating

[jovial frost]

Define a cheater ? The answer will always be not Musashi 😔

[mild zinc]

Like coffee makes u sleep

[mild zinc]

Bruhh ,, don't do this much u ll get banned

[jovial frost]

Or ... i told my secret btw in the chat while playing

[cunning meteor]

@oblique dagger what innocent person would say this hes definitely cheating

[jovial frost]

Wanna know my highest score of all time ?

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/vladimir-kramnik-kramnik-chesscom-chess-meme-anis-84-gif-10256479517071193831

[cunning meteor]

i wanna know YOUR highest score, not the engines

[mild zinc]

Haha 😅

[cunning meteor]

I'm not kramnik stop 😭

[jovial frost]

Srsly I'll tell u my highest the engine is my mind and 12 years of play

[mild zinc]

Start the procedure

[cunning meteor]

maybe he's just like 5000 fide or something

[oblique dagger]

Mb

[mild zinc]

No worries I'm just informing u ,, like it's against the rules

[small jungle]

I'm Kramnik

[cunning meteor]

what

[next pasture]

I belive it

[cunning meteor]

kramnik is bad im better

[mild zinc]

Ok guyss suggest me some openings,, like the agressive ones

With white

[tiny summit]

What if we had an turkish gambit for black

[jovial frost]

In may 2021 i got the 20000 top

[cunning meteor]

sicilian and london idk

[tiny summit]

Basically its like the danish gambit for black

[mild zinc]

London is slow and passive

[small jungle]

Gamma gambit

[mild zinc]

Ok hold on lemme check

[cunning meteor]

im top 40000 in bullet :pp

[tiny summit]

That doesnt exist i just made that up

[mild zinc]

Never heard it

[mild zinc]

😭😭🙏

[cunning meteor]

jobava london is aggressive variation

[jovial frost]

Alright im retirer elite player with 2200 elo

[small jungle]

E4 e5 f4 exf4 g3

[mild zinc]

Ohh ,,

[cunning meteor]

I'm retired elite cheater with 3200 engine

[harsh sky]

[mild zinc]

nd what if he doesn't take 😫

[small jungle]

Then you win idk

[cunning meteor]

you resign

[mild zinc]

😭😭

[mild zinc]

No way bro said idk 😭🙏

[jovial frost]

The analysis feature is available by the way

[jovial frost]

[cunning meteor]

ok i will NOT be using it

[mild zinc]

Gotham chess 10 min opening videos be like

[cunning meteor]

alright time to sleep

goodnight chess

[cunning meteor]

what are you showing me

[jovial frost]

Something

[harsh sky]

check ur challenges :)

[cunning meteor]

i dont get it

[harsh sky]

hm

[summer oar]

space invaders setup got nothing on me 💀

[harsh sky]

omg

he might run into my prep

aw nvm

but ye hes cheating

the time usage is really telling 🥀

mhm 10 acpl

[jovial frost]

Im on phone 😐

[jovial frost]

Accusing someone cheating is odd

😔 im poor

[harsh sky]

its not accusing if i know for sure

[jovial frost]

U have the analyse ?

[harsh sky]

wat

[jovial frost]

Daily analyse

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Gabriel C...... (middlegame)

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Name: Gabriel C...... (middlegame)
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2304 (2339 peak)
Blitz: 2343 (2370 peak)
Bullet: 2004 (peak)

[summer oar]

chat who knows the name of this knight?

[humble wing]

the h6 knight?

[summer oar]

nope

here is a clue

[humble wing]

?

[jovial frost]

a knight on the rim is dim

[jovial frost]

Bzzzzzz

[torn sparrow]

he is literally musashi bro

[proven tartan]

Knight on a Rim is Dim

[jovial frost]

Why people accusing me cheater ?

[torn sparrow]

just keep your accuracies up man and dont let them take you down

[summer oar]

its true that a knight on the rim is dim guys, but actually we can take advantage of the pawn being on f4 and use the f5 manoevre to completely annoy the opponent

[jovial frost]

https://tenor.com/view/dwight-shrute-happy-cry-happy-tears-thank-you-the-office-gif-7425817

[summer oar]

so we call this knight, the horsefly, cuz its really annoying

[jovial frost]

https://tenor.com/view/pegasus-horse-flying-horse-wings-gif-9259507112646734336

My imagination abt him

[harsh sky]

stop ragebaiting

[summer oar]

named after the horsefly defense

[jovial frost]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-rage-bait-baited-rage-baited-angry-dog-gif-2047466162835898859

[jovial frost]

Have u played on real bored before ?

Tournament

Or couple of matches

[proven tartan]

Oh, hell nah

[proven tartan]

I'm always on an online match

[harsh sky]

yea, infact i should be better than you

[jovial frost]

True

But nah I'd win

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-satoru-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-3055258215009582770

[harsh sky]

cheater mentality 🥀

[jovial frost]

Define a cheater ?

😔

[torn sparrow]

do you know musashi btw

[long violet]

I think chess players are highkey the most attractive ppl on earth

[torn sparrow]

aka shinmen

[jovial frost]

https://tenor.com/view/npc-behavior-be-like-gif-10607292567092564523

Most lonley intelligent people

[harsh sky]

nah

[torn sparrow]

average chess player is inteligent trust

[harsh sky]

u mean old musashi from gc server?

[torn sparrow]

he was here too

[long violet]

Yah

[harsh sky]

hes still tilted about the fact that i beat him with bongcloud

💀

[long violet]

I will fall inlove w any good chess player

[torn sparrow]

maybe he is taking revenge vro

[harsh sky]

u ok bro

[long violet]

Maybe not

[harsh sky]

nah im literally the goat with bongcloud

[next quartz]

Who

[long violet]

I am going insane like bobby

[next quartz]

You would never beat me with that bs

[harsh sky]

i adopted realrough with bongcloud

[thorn cliff]

the "think before you act" policy seems to be working

[next quartz]

Everything I hear about real rough is against my will

[harsh sky]

https://www.chess.com/member/musashi

shinmen

[harsh sky]

3 or 5min

[next quartz]

Lol

[torn sparrow]

@light cave is this true

[next quartz]

Could never be me in a million years

[jovial frost]

The winner takes it all

[harsh sky]

well tbf it was like 3 years ago but yea

[limber field]

When is karjakin getting unbanned 💔

[harsh sky]

from what

fide?

when he stops being pro russian, cuz fide banned all pro russian war players

[torn sparrow]

bro was catching people when they were 1500s

[harsh sky]

nah he was 2k

still crazy to get adopted by me bongclouding at 2k

[next quartz]

Me with u 😭💔

[torn sparrow]

scammer vro

[next quartz]

U the scammer

The power of pierogi

[limber field]

I thought it was a 6 month ban is it not

[harsh sky]

no

[next quartz]

To be fair I thought they didn't care about politics in chess

[harsh sky]

they do

they just say they dont

[next quartz]

Double standards smh

There's a million other countries we could do this for tbh

[earnest geyser]

guys i got +60 fide

[small jungle]

He is unbanned

[floral trellis]

I need to win the next 3 games to get to 1000, but I’m worried yo 🫩

[torn sparrow]

1460 fide is impressive

[earnest geyser]

who said i'm 1460 lol

[torn sparrow]

I am assuming

an its very likely to be true

[earnest geyser]

2297

yea it's close

[vocal musk]

you gott unlocked?

[harsh sky]

no

[vocal musk]

get back on ur johnchess acc

[harsh sky]

no

mohit snitching 🥀

[torn sparrow]

that is not your fide in 10000 years

[earnest geyser]

[torn sparrow]

you said fide

[earnest geyser]

yes

[torn sparrow]

yeah get out

[earnest geyser]

[floral shale]

Oh come one, what a boring guy

Why not Kh1

[floral trellis]

They are scared

[thorn cliff]

5

[floral shale]

I can't believe they didn't let me smother mate them

[harsh sky]

good habit to punish premovers

[floral trellis]

It’s too intimate

[floral shale]

True

[thorn cliff]

how do i turn my autopilot off

i'm instinctively making braindead moves

[harsh sky]

same

[thorn cliff]

if i actually think then i can play decently

[harsh sky]

did not play well today

[torn sparrow]

punishing absolutely nothing as the moves dont change💔

[idle wasp]

i love playing the B37 Sicilian Defense: Open, Accelerated Dragon, Maróczy Bind Formation ❤️

[torn sparrow]

you might be a bot

[idle wasp]

nah

[torn sparrow]

wtf is this QGD bs

[steady wasp]

@dull hull

[magic shard]

watch it pls I made it 2 years ago

[torn sparrow]

I call cap vro

[magic shard]

I made it with a friend

i'm not capping

[torn sparrow]

this does somewhat look like a classical game of a low elo vro

[magic shard]

it's on my youtube channel

but I don't want to self advertise so I just took the mp4 file and sent it here

[magic shard]

the game pgn was taken from a gothamchess video

[plucky socket]

Which is chess mode is easy, rapid or bullet?

[humble wing]

depends

[plucky socket]

Ok

[torn sparrow]

both are easy

[humble wing]

ok buddy

[torn sparrow]

if you ask which is easier I would say rapid

[humble wing]

that is what he asked

[torn sparrow]

he said which one of them is easy

not easier

[humble wing]

that implies easier

[torn sparrow]

can you read or not

[manic kindle]

which move is brilliant or neither

[next quartz]

Make with me

[magic shard]

what do I make

[torn sparrow]

if it says easy its not easier its easy simple

[humble wing]

can you imply or not

[next quartz]

Living organism

[magic shard]

bros on the ban speedrun

[humble wing]

the word "or" implies one or the other

[next quartz]

Y would I be banned for that

[magic shard]

you know how this server is

[next quartz]

Just DM me if you want it

[torn sparrow]

both can be easy at the same though

[next quartz]

Yes we should get out of here and into your dms

[magic shard]

use your critical thinking skills what do you think I want

[thorn cliff]

Blitz is probably the hardest

[next quartz]

I think you want me to chase you because you are acting nonchalant

[thorn cliff]

You can’t autopilot or think, it has to be in between

[torn sparrow]

reasonable

[humble wing]

you are chasing him

[humble wing]

^^^

[next quartz]

Yes I'm the pursuer call me the rook ( keeping it chess related )

[lapis condor]

Na classical>

[thorn cliff]

Chess.com tcs only

Obviously OTB classical is the hardest

[lapis condor]

10+0.1 is the hardest then

[torn sparrow]

cap vro

[harsh sky]

Qg1 Ke2 Nf2 premove (if possible) and its game on

[humble wing]

is that even possible?

[torn sparrow]

the ke2 in question is kinda blocked vro

[lapis condor]

Ye i meant 10secs+0.1sec not min

[torn sparrow]

peak tc

[humble wing]

ye is that possible?

[torn sparrow]

yes

[lapis condor]

Ye i farmed ki in it

[thorn cliff]

I swear I still don’t know who ki is

[humble wing]

anybody?

[magic shard]

kij is the banned man

[lapis condor]

Ki is js fast he ain't good

[magic shard]

you guys need to say it correctly

[lapis condor]

Bro looking in unrated pool

[magic shard]

STOP SAYING 10+0.1 THAT IS RAPID

[humble wing]

fine

[magic shard]

ITS 0+0.1

[lapis condor]

Is specified 10s+0.1 s bruh

[thorn cliff]

I think he means 10 seconds + 0.1

[magic shard]

yeah but it confuses people it's easier to say 0+0.1

[humble wing]

oh

[torn sparrow]

hop of the vro

[magic shard]

the first number is always minutes so 1/6 + 0.1 is actually the correct way to say it

[next quartz]

How secret is it if you tell everyone 💔

[humble wing]

anybody?

[lapis condor]

Anyone wanna get coached?

[lapis condor]

Wth

[torn sparrow]

he is not a gm

he is like a NM i think

[humble wing]

y is he banned?

[next quartz]

Is this tacticccccc yum

[lapis condor]

I ain't a GM I'm js a random 2436 fide

[torn sparrow]

no

[next quartz]

Yes he's not that unemployed

I know who this is by the way they talk

[torn sparrow]

no tactic is too high rated to farm ki vro

[next quartz]

Tru

[next quartz]

What's your favourite opening the danish ?

[frosty sparrow]

2436 fide is quite nice

[next quartz]

Yes, not too shabby

[magic shard]

almost as high as me

[lapis condor]

Na it's hippo

[next quartz]

Do I know u

[frosty sparrow]

what’s your cfc @magic shard

[magic shard]

what do you mean

[frosty sparrow]

cfc rating

[next quartz]

Crystal palace fan club

[magic shard]

oh I don't say my otb ratings

sorry about that

[next quartz]

Wow so nonchalant

[torn sparrow]

bro has no otb ratings

[thorn cliff]

Is it over 2000

[magic shard]

I have ratings

[torn sparrow]

I just cannot prove it

[next quartz]

The way he says sorry was tuff

[magic shard]

I can't say

[thorn cliff]

[lapis condor]

Na

[torn sparrow]

ok we got you to confirm one thing

this the first step of how doby will be leaked in 2029

[magic shard]

I've confirmed I have ratings before

[thorn cliff]

that’s not even that specific

[frosty sparrow]

It’s fair it’s just about not being found because of the ratings

[magic shard]

I'm not doby

[next quartz]

Doritos is acting like he's working for the MI6 not playing a bloody 1000 year old board game 💔

[torn sparrow]

dobyretuosenbcakohn

[next quartz]

Sorry guys time is off the essence I can't explain now hop in AHH

[lapis condor]

Anyone wanna get coaching?
It's 40 dollars an hour if regular I'll cut 10

[torn sparrow]

no one is paying you here vro

trying to get money in the unemployed town

[next quartz]

Go make a chessable course lil bro

[humble wing]

you were the one glazing him

[dull blaze]

im 1200 rated what rating can you get me to

[lapis condor]

I'm making right now
Lifetime hippo repertoire

[next quartz]

That's not him

[humble wing]

oh

[lapis condor]

Maybe 1800 in 3-4 months depends on you mostly

[humble wing]

sry

[next quartz]

Thanks bud can't wait to pirate it on bilibili

[dull blaze]

how many hours do I gotta put in per week

[humble wing]

whats that?

[torn sparrow]

I could get him to 1800 in 1 week vro

weak

[lapis condor]

Everyone does it now but I'm sure I'll get like atleast 20 buyers

[lapis condor]

2 ig per day

Or 1

[lapis condor]

Damn

[next quartz]

Just use common sense until 220

[dull blaze]

how are you gonna teach me/how do your lessons operate

[torn sparrow]

bro asking questions for absolutely no reason

[next quartz]

He starts with a cold shower bath and underwater chess before 7 hours of soviet puzzles

[torn sparrow]

lowkey this might shiver alt

promoting himself with this simple one trick

[lapis condor]

Discord with screen sharing

[wicked ingot]

@azure musk Diaz brothers might be the some of the most interesting technical fighters to watch

[dull blaze]

how/what are you gonna teach me tho

[wicked ingot]

Aw im unconnected

[dull blaze]

whats your lesson plan

[next quartz]

It's paid hourly and 45 minutes will be him just saying sorry I can't hear u

That's what I do to scam it's nice to see others in the community being smart

[wicked ingot]

It’s true she scammed me

[next quartz]

/j maybe

[torn sparrow]

b92414

[placid fable]

Hii

[lapis condor]

Depends on your level I'll first test it before lessons

[placid fable]

Anyone wanna coach me ?? I am 500 elo

[lapis condor]

30 dollars an hour bro

Paypal only

[dull blaze]

i'm 1200 uscf

[lapis condor]

Does that even exist that low uscf

[next quartz]

Unless you are Andrea botez I'm not paying more than 5 bucks and a half eaten gum

[lapis condor]

I still have to see your game what are your strengths and main weaknesses

[humble wing]

um we dont talk abt mine

[torn sparrow]

what about xander

[placid fable]

Wanna help me atleast for free?

[dull blaze]

whats your qualifications

[next quartz]

Who this Xander guy

[lapis condor]

Ah sorry it wastes my time if I don't get anything

[torn sparrow]

alexander

[next quartz]

Why would anyone help a 500

[lapis condor]

I can share my fide profile and you can see in dms

[placid fable]

I see yeaa

[dull blaze]

whats your fide rating

[placid fable]

My highest was 1400 btw

[next quartz]

The great, isak or grischuk

[torn sparrow]

botez

[lapis condor]

Varies I'm an FM

[next quartz]

Wow big difference

[next quartz]

Nah she gives sibling vibes

[placid fable]

Yup i didn't played much soo

[lapis condor]

I feel like you're just wasting my time @dull blaze
Gotta work on my course

[next quartz]

Lowk do content

[dull blaze]

ok

[next quartz]

Dance like FM canty to get your money

Better than hoping 15 year old 500s can pay

[placid fable]

Can you just guide me thru i will be soo grateful for your help ?

[next quartz]

That's what she said

What do you need guidance with

[placid fable]

Middle game and how to play against f4 and f3 openings

[magic shard]

you had too much aura for him

[glass tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-gif-2009602034659250122

[dull blaze]

bro I was just asking important questions idk why he thought I was wasting his time

[somber lark]

Thats why I keep losing games otb

[next quartz]

F3 is horrible lol there's a lot of lines where you sac the knight. F4 is weakening but not losing

[magic shard]

yeah idk 💀

[placid fable]

Ohhh okay thanks soo much 😊

[torn sparrow]

lower rapid than me is crazy vro

if i was doryetuosenbcakohn i would push up

[magic shard]

it's fine

[next quartz]

If I was dory I would add @next quartz on discord

[magic shard]

skill matters more than rating

[torn sparrow]

arguable

rating shows skill and without rating your skill is not recognised

[next quartz]

Rating is how skills are measured

[torn sparrow]

exactly this is the criticail point

[magic shard]

rating is a consequence of skill
high rating low skill means you're gonna drop eventually

[torn sparrow]

if someone has higher rating than someone he is more likely to be better

which proves i am better than you vro

[next quartz]

In the long run it depends on whether we use the neoclassical or the kensyian graph

[torn sparrow]

the greenflowerian graph shows clearly how greenflower dominates in all fields

[dull blaze]

im up to 2590 lichess now rawrr

[next quartz]

The bait of truth and integrity

[magic shard]

no this isn't true if the lower rated player has more skill, meaning it is not 100% true
"if someone has higher skill* than someone he is more likely to be better" is 100% true

[torn sparrow]

that is the definition literally vro

[magic shard]

it's the definition but it proves that skill matters more

[torn sparrow]

skill is hidden information

and rating shows it perfectly

[next quartz]

Live I said it's test studying for a year Vs actual knowledge no one cares unless u can link it back

[magic shard]

ok think about it like this
lets say you take rapid as a whole
would you rather be me or would you rather be you

[torn sparrow]

I would rather be me

[magic shard]

bad question sorry

[torn sparrow]

as being doryeutosenbcakohn would make me play bad openings like the 2n caro

[next quartz]

I would rather be yours

[magic shard]

ofc everyone would rather be themselves what am I thinking

[torn sparrow]

lowkey imagine being doryetuosebcakohn

[ivory copper]

Vro

[next quartz]

A6 caro goated

[magic shard]

how is 2 knights caro bad

[kindred crypt]

dory looks like the type of guy to play the 2 knight caro ngl

[torn sparrow]

nh6 refutes it clearly

[dull blaze]

you not better than dor xd

[magic shard]

what is Nh6

[torn sparrow]

why is his rating lower than mine vro

[ivory copper]

im
finally unmuted vro

[torn sparrow]

na6!

the nh6 was a clarity check vro

[somber lark]

💯

[next quartz]

Nah he's more like an English player , analyses every little bit and claims a 0.1 advantage

[kindred crypt]

did the gc die yet

[torn sparrow]

hop of your alt vro

[magic shard]

Na6 a3 is kind of goated for white

[torn sparrow]

I am not in it

[dull blaze]

hes higher rated in blitz wdym

[torn sparrow]

nc7 ne6

[next quartz]

I got cooked by a 2700 with it

[kindred crypt]

Why did u leave

[magic shard]

greenflower got his rapid higher than mine 💀

[kindred crypt]

L

[torn sparrow]

rapid is the better timecontrol for real skill

[kindred crypt]

blitz lowkey garbage

[torn sparrow]

the ki effect

[somber lark]

skill issue

[dull blaze]

yeah bro I was 2500 rapid that means I was the goat

[ivory copper]

no only ultrabullet

[wary token]

Everytime i come here i see greenflower

[kindred crypt]

i got 4 lefongs today in blitz

[magic shard]

but my lichess rapid is 2500 so try beating that

[next quartz]

I have a positive record against greenflower not to flex

[torn sparrow]

show proof

[next quartz]

They are so unemployed it's unbelievable

[dull blaze]

no

[torn sparrow]

lichess rapid has a weaker playerbase

[humble wing]

not chess its cheese

[magic shard]

yeah but it's a higher rating so it cancels out

[next quartz]

Rapid is for losers cc or lc

[somber lark]

AI tech is advancing pretty rapidly

[torn sparrow]

zigzag reached 2400 lichess rapid when he was 1700 vro

[kindred crypt]

is 2500 a realistic goal for 2026

[dull blaze]

^^^

[kindred crypt]

[torn sparrow]

what if i want to improve vro

[dull blaze]

its realistic for 2025

[magic shard]

did he get 2500 though

[dull blaze]

play otb xd

[next quartz]

Play otb

[torn sparrow]

it was a disgrace to him to beat so weak players with virtual ratings

[short goblet]

No money

[kindred crypt]

Hyperbullet

[torn sparrow]

too far away + too costly

[dull blaze]

go to a club

[torn sparrow]

not get worse

[kindred crypt]

No clubs in Germany?

[torn sparrow]

vro thinks I will improve by beating 1200s

[dull blaze]

u dont have any titled players in ur area?

[kindred crypt]

facts

[torn sparrow]

they are over 80 vro

[kindred crypt]

we have like 2 nms

[torn sparrow]

they cannot play blitz

[kindred crypt]

true

[short goblet]

Playing same people is boring af

[drowsy pelican]

🤨

[dull blaze]

dont play biltz you goofy

[floral trellis]

2 MORE GAMES! 🔥🫩

[kindred crypt]

i refuted the classical french

[magic shard]

thanks for drawing my attnetion to this

[dull blaze]

wtf is the classical french

[torn sparrow]

I never had a problem improving the dory repetorie

[kindred crypt]

Nc3 nf6

[somber lark]

[humble wing]

gl!!!

[dull blaze]

all the supergms play it but the winawer better for real

[torn sparrow]

as I will keep winning with the op na6 learning another move of theory

[kindred crypt]

Only thing keeping me above 1900 fr

[floral trellis]

Thanks!

[tight hearth]

Crossing into 400 ELO

[kindred crypt]

fr

bg5 just cooks it

[somber lark]

in blitz is crazy 😭

[dull blaze]

i didnt like playing into the mccutcheon or whatever its called cuz too much theory

[torn sparrow]

play qh5 french

[next quartz]

Unless it's Oscar playing

[kindred crypt]

“too much theory” = skill issue

[somber lark]

whats that

[torn sparrow]

flexing worse blitz score = skill issue

[dull blaze]

no im just lazy

[kindred crypt]

lets fix the score

hop on rated

[torn sparrow]

its a ultra op way to get free wins

[dull blaze]

like i can do it but the effort i would need to input would not be worth it

[torn sparrow]

no vro

why would i play a smurf rated

[dull blaze]

bro stop dodging and play him

[torn sparrow]

his real acc is like 2100 blitz

[kindred crypt]

i am not a smurf

[dull blaze]

yeah so u would beat him anyway then

[kindred crypt]

nuh

[torn sparrow]

still worse than me but enough to manipulate the chesscom rating system

[kindred crypt]

i am 1800 bro

[nimble arch]

hes 1800 bro

[dull blaze]

why is a 2200 scared of a 2100

[torn sparrow]

at some point even you stop winning against me bro

[torn sparrow]

because they are on their smurf acc where they throw games many times

[dull blaze]

shiver me timbers

[frail slate]

Hello

[kindred crypt]

bro i lost against helo 9-0 legitimately

[nimble arch]

its not even a smurf tho lol

[torn sparrow]

you dont know his main

💔

[kindred crypt]

you dont either 💀

[ivory copper]

💀 💀

[nimble arch]

he plays on it the most therefore its his main

[magic shard]

siver me timbers

[torn sparrow]

you actually leaked it on mistake

[kindred crypt]

no i dont 💀

i only play a few blitz on it

[ivory copper]

Who want to play 5+.0001

[dull blaze]

me personally i would settle the score and play

[nimble arch]

oh then you have a severe chess addiction

[frail slate]

I would

[kindred crypt]

and play bullet on it when im on phone

[kindred crypt]

maybe

anyways i play stupid stuff on it

like c5 a6

[dull blaze]

okelly?

its good

[kindred crypt]

yuh

i prepped it for otb school tournament

[magic shard]

I think I found something

[dull blaze]

okelly is solid losing with it is lowkey a skill issue

[kindred crypt]

also prepped c3 c4 a3

[torn sparrow]

these young kids only keep getting better

[kindred crypt]

yeah they found my main

[torn sparrow]

damn did bro find the one refutation line

[kindred crypt]

like wtf why are they stalking me

[magic shard]

no but it looks pressable for white

[kindred crypt]

c3 lowkey goated

[kindred crypt]

if i know they play d4 then i just play c3 e5 c4

easy win

[torn sparrow]

good thing 99% of my rating range wont even know na6

[frail slate]

I lowk love the Levi thing so much bro 😭

[magic shard]

I don't care about your opponents I just need to know it myself

[somber lark]

is it that good 💀 i havent played it myself

[magic shard]

chess.com opponents are unsaveable not gonna lie

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/idk-gif-218134819215696258

[magic shard]

what's the point of a6 btw

[torn sparrow]

I think I have 2 draws with it in rapid pool against 2300s

[magic shard]

just regular a6

[somber lark]

waiting for Nf3 to play Bg4

[dull blaze]

cya

[torn sparrow]

aurafarmer

[kindred crypt]

dms

[magic shard]

what if I played the two knights do you play Bg4 right away

[torn sparrow]

bro praying for a course drop

[magic shard]

bye siverking

[kindred crypt]

stfu

[somber lark]

😏

[kindred crypt]

ok bro

greenflower needs to chill out

[torn sparrow]

what did i do vro other than tell the truth

[kindred crypt]

add me vro

[somber lark]

yeah

[frail slate]

Guys is vro tuff?

[torn sparrow]

I knew bro was a scammer only wanting to play bg4

[kindred crypt]

very tuff

[somber lark]

it makes sense to me

[magic shard]

what do you play now
since last time the line you played wasn't that good

[magic shard]

last time you played vs me

[hollow sapphire]

Hello

[frail slate]

Now this is tuff

[torn sparrow]

he plays whatever gets him the win in the end

[hollow sapphire]

Why?

[frail slate]

I like your name sir

[hollow sapphire]

I'm a lady actually but still thank you

[somber lark]

what ever my cursor is on it

[frail slate]

Wdym lady 😭

[hollow sapphire]

Well I am

[frail slate]

You mean female??

[hollow sapphire]

Yes

[sly steeple]

is reaching 2000 rapid realistic in 2025

[magic shard]

i need more prep

[frail slate]

Yes

[torn sparrow]

you need more titles

[sly steeple]

how long it takes

[frail slate]

2 hrs of straight grind

Jk

[magic shard]

I don't plan on getting a title right now

[sly steeple]

pls

[torn sparrow]

what about in 2026

[frail slate]

Like 6-7 weeks

[sly steeple]

ok dude

[frail slate]

😵

[magic shard]

I don't feel like grinding for a title

[frail slate]

What I’m being realistic

[torn sparrow]

but still prep💔

[magic shard]

but I want to play otb because it's fun

[frail slate]

What’s your rating now

[sly steeple]

me

[frail slate]

Yes you

[sly steeple]

im 400

[hollow sapphire]

Found this to be rather funny where did my opponent go then did they take a mental vacation? 🤣

[frail slate]

Nvm it’s gonna take like 3 months

[somber lark]

I literally played b6 instead of a6 in my last 2N caro game 😭

[frail slate]

Or longer

[magic shard]

mouse slip or trolling

[sly steeple]

i just wanted to know how long it usually takes for some ppl here cause ik it takes work im just interested

[somber lark]

I won so gained massive aura

[magic shard]

nice

[somber lark]

prep b6 bro they might play it

or you'd lose like this player

[naive jackal]

You're asking the wrong question. Hikaru can say, "It's easy to get to 2000" but Liya will say, "It takes time to get to 2K". But you know what Dahlia will say? She will say, "focus on your improvement. consider the journey, not the destination. improve your tactics, middle game, and, and end games. then, you will get to 2K in no time".

[sly steeple]

how can i improve middlegame

[magic shard]

tell me the next move

[kindred crypt]

white proceeded to lose this

[umbral folio]

Pushmeere?

[somber lark]

e6

[umbral folio]

I miss chess

[frail slate]

Sigma black 🔥

[azure dove]

Checkmate

[somber lark]

Thats how my game went

[naive jackal]

#1040028251965358121 message

[magic shard]

e6 Bd3

I don't see anything here for black

black wins this if they play better not with any tricks or stuff

I don't see positional advantages for black I don't see tactical possibilities for black

[somber lark]

Ba6

I played Nf6 first I think

e5 Nd7 0-0 Ba6

[rugged bobcat]

Black is up a pawn, right?

[somber lark]

atleast black got a game with even chances

[short goblet]

Just play a developing move

[rugged bobcat]

Bg7 then f5 and I'll try to attack kingside (my plan)

[magic shard]

Nfd7 is bad Ng5 and whites winning

[rugged bobcat]

Because you have the Bishop pair

[magic shard]

yeah because you played better
I don't think the opening helped you

[somber lark]

it helped me to take them out of prep, thats all I need

[short goblet]

Bg7 is an automatic move here

[magic shard]

you didn't prep it either though

or did you idk

[thin hearth]

Hii

Good morning

[south token]

You back?

[thin hearth]

Anyone alive

[somber lark]

imagine prepping 😭

[south token]

Takes

[short goblet]

Nope all dead

We are ghosts

[magic shard]

my point is that the opening isn't good you just won because you can play better than your opponent
it's like me beating greenflower 4-0 with the ragebait opening
I didn't win because of the opening

[south token]

I would say you did

[thin hearth]

But ghosts have mind, but not with whole server

[somber lark]

taking them out of theory is more important to me

[south token]

This is some leela lvl shit very aggressive

[thin hearth]

In last ur aura
-99999

[magic shard]

leela wouldn't play this even with odds

[south token]

I am sure it does

[magic shard]

I don't see the aggressiveness of this line

[south token]

Play leela from this position

[magic shard]

b6 is not a useful move

[short goblet]

I see weaknesses

[south token]

Or Komodo

[magic shard]

leela can find aggression from any opening so it finding something here doesn't prove anything

[naive jackal]

I had to comeback.

[granite rain]

you should play the bird's opening

[south token]

I don't think you can even win this against komodo 25/ maximum the advantage is way too small

[harsh kite]

flan wannabe

[granite rain]

who is that

[short goblet]

Back from the dead

[magic shard]

I don't like the bird opening
principally it doesn't make sense because it's not a main center pawn
and the reason why it's inferior to c4 is because c4 opens lines for the queen whereas f4 opens the diagonal to the king

[harsh kite]

you but non npc

[magic shard]

what's your point

[south token]

I lost to the bird I got flanned

[thin hearth]

When chatting going on boost but on that time i don't able understand on what and what's going on , or now cheating going 0 so that's I don't want

[magic shard]

the bird has its advantages too like any playable opening

I just don't think they're as good as what you get from other openings

[summer oar]

should’ve played the horsefly my guy

[granite rain]

horsefly is lowkey not good

[summer oar]

theres 3 videos on youtube rn, look at the lines, you’re just salty ur opening is easily countered

[worn geode]

every opening named after an animal is ass

[granite rain]

my bird chessable course says otherwise

[summer oar]

i sometimes play langheld gambit and also schelecters gambit vs bird as well as surprise

is that in ur course too

[uneven turret]

wait you have a Bird chessable course?

[granite rain]

yeah

[uneven turret]

can you share it with me pwease 🥺

[summer oar]

what do you have against animals bruh

[uneven turret]

i want to learn the bird but I'm really bad at it

and i'm broke as hell

[worn geode]

it's just an objective fact 🥀

[summer oar]

the only birds courses i know online are ravens one and lawrence trent on chessable

[worn geode]

wow ravens made a bird course...

[summer oar]

actually no trents one is on the other one sorry

[magic shard]

wait so you're teaching the bird on youtube before you learned it yourself

[uneven turret]

there's also the free Bird course of GLSmyth which is amazing

[summer oar]

chessbase thats it

[uneven turret]

yes

[magic shard]

don't let the viewers know

[uneven turret]

nah nobody watches my channel

we chill

[summer oar]

bro i bet you’d get demolished by the hippo if given the chance 🥀🥀

[uneven turret]

I haven't uploaded in three weeks because of pure burnout after that Judit video lmao

[harsh kite]

https://tenor.com/view/correct-random-funny-funny-wong-why-is-he-correct-gif-2180448822856367071

[radiant swan]

hippo in the big 25

[uneven turret]

hi mai

I beat @radiant swan's ass yesterday

[harsh kite]

hi flan

[harsh kite]

i saw

[uneven turret]

hope you slept well

[magic shard]

it's ok I havne't uploaded in 5 months

[worn geode]

if it was some guy much higher rated than me im gettting demolished by any opening what's your point here

[radiant swan]

we both played bad 🙏

[magic shard]

I once went a year without uploading

[uneven turret]

dawg you're shit

[summer oar]

fair point

[uneven turret]

imagine losing to the Bird

[harsh kite]

couldnt sleep after seeing how he throws

[granite rain]

well it is 50 bucks

[radiant swan]

alr come rematch

[magic shard]

and then I cooked the greatest edit of all time

[radiant swan]

i aint letting that slide

[uneven turret]

if I lost to the Bird I would quit chess and never touch it again

[quasi nova]

Vro did you play the bird against him

[uneven turret]

that's also good

[short goblet]

Yes but when you have a bishop pair, you should try to save them. They are very powerful in pairs. Also another reason to try to keep dark bishop is that you have dark square weakness around your king because you pushed g6 and you want to control the dark squares with your bishop. A high rated player would be capable of exploiting your dark square weakness to setup a mate on g7 if you give away your dark square bishop.

[granite rain]

but if you want, I can tell you

[uneven turret]

hop on bruv

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> 🍮 (flan)

This is the Chess.com profile of flan. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: 🍮 (flan)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2309 (2312 peak)
Blitz: 2170 (2260 peak)
Bullet: 2202 (2338 peak)

[summer oar]

this is all u need, birds don’t do well against parasites

[uneven turret]

if I win against you I get rapid peak

[granite rain]

horsefly is just not good bruv

[uneven turret]

horsefly in big 25

who tf even popularized this opening

[summer oar]

even naroditsky played it

[uneven turret]

it's such an useless opening

[uneven turret]

yeah and Hikaru plays the bongcloud

should you play it?

[summer oar]

maybe watch a speedrun

[uneven turret]

maybe actually play vs the Bird

[magic shard]

I just play the king's indian defense against the bird it works

[uneven turret]

play against any good player they'll tell you Horsefly's shit

[short goblet]

I will shoot down all bird players

[uneven turret]

-0.2 to 0 🥀

[granite rain]

f4 d5 Nf3 Nh6 d3 g6, you play Qd2

it's high level

[summer oar]

nah u play nh6 on move 1 what u talking about

[summer oar]

yeah but u compared it to bongcloud so like

[short goblet]

Ew Kramnik

[rugged bobcat]

Nh6🥀

[uneven turret]

my pookie ❤️

[granite rain]

yeah it will transpose and if it doesnt you're just worse as black

[wary token]

I won 59 games in a row

[rugged bobcat]

let me see

[short goblet]

I think you shouldn't have said that here

[wicked ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/jose-aldo-jose-aldo-jr-king-of-rio-wec-juhtawn-gif-26796476

[rugged bobcat]

[radiant swan]

flan you dont accept challenges 💔

[granite rain]

@uneven turret do you play bird

[worn geode]

that seems statistically improbable unless you know

[wicked ingot]

My approved alternate account killdumbpeople got banned on chess.com and im not sure why

[rugged bobcat]

Banned reason?

[wicked ingot]

Misconduct

[worn geode]

of what sort

[short goblet]

I can tell why 💀

[radiant swan]

its called "kill dumb people" ofc it would be banned

[wicked ingot]

Sentence explains itself man

[rugged bobcat]

your username is

[short goblet]

Did we have to point out the obvious

[uneven turret]

@zealous marsh can we swap opponents

[rugged bobcat]

yk...

[magic shard]

@uneven turret play him

[worn geode]

mr eugenics

[wicked ingot]

Free killdumbpeople

That’s not what eugenics is

[granite rain]

#freekilldumbpeople

[zealous marsh]

bro was stalking me

[radiant swan]

i just woke up

[granite rain]

lets get this trending

[uneven turret]

i'm learning to

[radiant swan]

i might be cooked for the second time

[rugged bobcat]

[granite rain]

another one joins the ranks

[uneven turret]

dawg I literally just came in

[quasi nova]

Vro what time is it for you

[radiant swan]

10am

10.03 to be precise

[rugged bobcat]

same

[radiant swan]

slept at like 3.30am

[granite rain]

chat, who's your favorite player

[summer oar]

i guess g6 is one of the main moves sure. but its not the only move like you say

[uneven turret]

ok this guy's not hopping in

[quasi nova]

That's perfectly fine vro

[short goblet]

Why do you wanna lose ratings so much

[zealous marsh]

The text came at the moment I played the move gng, there's no way you got just there at that time 💀 🙏

[rugged bobcat]

Flan let's play

[granite rain]

yeah for sure, but all lines are at least fine for white

[radiant swan]

i dont see a challenge 😭

[uneven turret]

I came when he still had a rook and you had a knight and two pawns

[radiant swan]

resend vro

[quasi nova]

I slept at 4am and woke up at 11am, I was playing chess all night

[uneven turret]

then he just hung a fork

it's still a winning endgame tho

[granite rain]

and if you will have more experience in that kind of position, you will probably win

[zealous marsh]

Yeah white's the only one that has winning chances

Demonstrated by yours truly

[uneven turret]

it's just not meant to be

why's bro being a coward come on

🥀

[summer oar]

yeah, its 0 so obviously playable on both sides. but i like the knight better on h6 instead of f6 in these f4 lines personally especially if the positions become closed or bird player allows another kingside weakening move

[somber lark]

can I hop in instead

[magic shard]

how hard can it be to just play a game

[uneven turret]

hell no

[radiant swan]

you dont accept challenges i cant send you one

[rugged bobcat]

can we play

[uneven turret]

I can adopt countingbrilliants but ain't no way in hell I'm adopting catatemcd

[granite rain]

yeah but if white can just keep the knight there, then it will just be doing nothing and white's essentialy up a piece

[radiant swan]

vros getting confident after one win 🙏

[summer oar]

also for example if bird player is premoving, like they play b3 next move then u can actually delay from gambit and they are gonna get cooked

[uneven turret]

@radiant swan ok send

[magic shard]

I'm gonna crash out if I don't get to watch a game

[uneven turret]

ten seconds else i'm not challenging you anymore

[somber lark]

greenflower almost adopted me

[summer oar]

yeah that is a tactic

[magic shard]

he's on track to adopting you in rated chess

[quasi nova]

Levy drawing after sacrificing 2 rooks and it being +5

[granite rain]

but yeah it's far from the "refutation" everyone claims it is

[zealous marsh]

CatAteMcD have you ever defeated Nanjo Ryosuke

[uneven turret]

I got home advantage

[zealous marsh]

playing rated is aura

[twin pulsar]

Check out this #chess game: throw_me_off_D_horse vs Era-52 - https://www.chess.com/game/live/146484958822

Yay I finally hit 300 elo

[frosty peak]

throw_me_off_D_horse (274) vs. Era-52 (305)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Qh5 Nc6 3. Bb5 g6 4. Qf3 Nd4 5. Qd3 c6 6. Bc4 Nf6 7. Nc3 Bb4 8. Na4 d5 9. Nf3 dxc4 10. Qxc4 b5 11. Qxb4 Nxc2+ 12. Ke2 Nxb4 13. Nc5 Bg4 14. h3 Bxf3+ 15. gxf3 Qd4 16. Nb3 Qc4+ 17. [d3] Qxd3+ 18. Ke1 Nc2# 

[summer oar]

if an opening is 0, ofc its not gonna have a refutation

[somber lark]

send challenge

[twin pulsar]

Also one of my favorite games I’ve ever done

[granite rain]

yeah but a lot of people are like "bird? oh that shi is refuted haha"

[rugged bobcat]

What's ur user

[leaden star]

Hi

[granite rain]

hey hey

[somber lark]

CatAteMcD

[summer oar]

i play f4/f5 positions a lot but i feel more comfortable delaying the f pawn push so that my opponent doesn’t come up with any weird moves

[uneven turret]

he's shit so I gotta get some rating from him

ok imma actually lock in

[somber lark]

countingbrilliants made a profit off of me, why wouldnt you

[rugged bobcat]

Requested

[granite rain]

i lowkey have 66% winrate after 1.f4

[small vigil]

you are cooked

[magic shard]

mcdonalds

[zealous marsh]

forgets en passant

[summer oar]

nice

[granite rain]

EN CROISSANT

[jovial frost]

Vous parler français?

[zealous marsh]

There is... but it's no fun.

And screws you up in low time positions.

[zealous marsh]

Non.

[jovial frost]

Pourquoi '-'

[thorn cliff]

i forget that my opp can castle sometimes

i've legit lost games where my opp castles and i suddenly realize i'm cooked

[uneven turret]

@radiant swan lock in

you just hung a pawn dawg

[jovial frost]

What's ur rate after in that game

[zealous marsh]

That's the beauty of chess

[thorn cliff]

there's no way black has a chance here, that rook on h6 is literally offsides and the knight on d8 is looking dim

[naive jackal]

No cool person streams chess in VCs.

They

[shadow obsidian]

flan the goat

[naive jackal]

're all on Twitch

[copper comet]

fries

[shadow obsidian]

doesn’t just edit the message

[copper comet]

🙁

I must not be cool

[zealous marsh]

go to settings and go to the "play" option

[shadow obsidian]

typical dahlia moment

[quasi nova]

Would be so funny if flan threw this

[zealous marsh]

Also @uneven turret shall we run rated blitz when I get home

[shadow obsidian]

don’t say that about pookie

[quasi nova]

He's locked in rn

[thorn cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/food-leche-flan-pudding-sweet-gif-5757840

[granite rain]

https://tenor.com/view/get-flanned-flan-lol-get-flaned-dessert-gif-27560426

[uneven turret]

already did

[copper root]

Bots pmo.

[jovial frost]

https://tenor.com/view/pudding-dessert-gif-1625895016792433839

[quasi nova]

Would g4 instead of b6 have been better

[jovial frost]

No way he won on u ?

[copper root]

I sold lowk

[zealous marsh]

Welp CB is cooked

[jovial frost]

https://tenor.com/view/paper-mario-the-origami-king-gif-9828806273469361896

[tawdry gulch]

where can i get a lesson

[thorn cliff]

i still need to figure out how to not get +1ed by move 3 against this

[jovial frost]

Chess.com

[shadow obsidian]

chess com has a lessons page

[jovial frost]

-4000 elo

[shadow obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chess-meme-magnus-carlsen-magnus-carlsen-edit-magnus-gif-15522723927452137648

[tawdry gulch]

i gotta talk to someone i can't do ts

[jovial frost]

In baord or game

[jovial frost]

Greatness need sacrifice

https://tenor.com/view/hunger-games-sacrifice-salute-tribute-katniss-everdeen-gif-16687787

[naive jackal]

Do you need coaching?

[tawdry gulch]

yes

[jovial frost]

@shadow obsidian Be specific

[naive jackal]

@vale vortex They need coaching. ❤️‍🔥

[shadow obsidian]

no

[uneven turret]

what do you have countingbrilliants

[jovial frost]

😭 How I'll know what u mean

[uneven turret]

you have nothing just resign

[jovial frost]

Brilliant for nothing

Wow

[thorn cliff]

what the fork!

[shadow obsidian]

threatens mate and wins a piece

bro playing classical time control 😭😭🥀

[jovial frost]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-magnus-elo-chess-ok-gif-17483697615028990364

[harsh kite]

why is flan actually adopting cb 🙏

[jovial frost]

Same

[uneven turret]

gg @radiant swan

[radiant swan]

im cooked

[jovial frost]

U won again ?

[radiant swan]

at least i played better

[uneven turret]

need to work on my conversion 🥀

[shadow obsidian]

flan is my goat 🙏

[uneven turret]

love you taetae

[jovial frost]

Let's 1 v 1

[shadow obsidian]

love you pookie bear

[harsh kite]

cb STOP playing the symmetrical bird vro

[naive jackal]

Stop flirting in chat.

[radiant swan]

i wanna see what i can do smh

[uneven turret]

@radiant swan if you would've found this I would've quit chess

[radiant swan]

lemme experiment vro i lose like 3 elo

[harsh kite]

you are here to adopt him vro

[rugged bobcat]

@somber lark good game

[somber lark]

that 3k GM? 💀

[uneven turret]

hell no

[harsh kite]

not to get adopted geez

[somber lark]

not at all

[magic shard]

was a bit odd to let the black rook out of h6

[rugged bobcat]

I lose my advantage💔

[nimble arch]

me when formallity

[radiant swan]

i was calculating that check didnt see anything good from it

[jovial frost]

Rapid ?

[quasi nova]

Welcome back

[magic shard]

Qe2 instead of Rxg2+ is also a draw

[rugged bobcat]

I dont have enough time

[radiant swan]

apparently it draws but im not sf

[naive jackal]

Thanks! Did you listen to my song?

[uneven turret]

I guess he was pushing for a win instead of just draw

[magic shard]

I was thinking of Qe2

[quasi nova]

What song vro

[naive jackal]

Abhay sent it this morning.

[jovial frost]

I need someone with 2000 elo to win on

[uneven turret]

oh yeah definitely

[quasi nova]

Oh that was you?