💬〡chess-talk

[tame yoke]

u played good]

[dense helm]

Not gg

I am eating rn

[reef fog]

I love the alien gambit❤️

[dense helm]

Nah

[reef fog]

I won a lot of games due to that gambit

[tame yoke]

very good indeed

[lime falcon]

Is this brilliant or what

[summer oar]

alien gambit is easy to beat tbh

[reef fog]

Yes,but I'm also studying other variations of it

[tame yoke]

basically that

[severe dock]

Same. I win a lot of games when my opponent plays that

[summer oar]

i beat it on move 4, literally

[dense helm]

Play against MagnusCarlsen u will know

[reef fog]

It's fun to play against the alien gambit

[tame yoke]

play against witty alien

[reef fog]

Besides it feels spicy to play it against a opponent

[main owl]

After stalemating won positions 5-6 times. I'm so paranoid about stalemating that it took me 20 moves from this position to checkmate.

[tame yoke]

on bullet

[lime falcon]

I fall for alien gambit,I play caro kann ,where can I learn how to beat it

[reef fog]

Either from chess youtubers

[tame yoke]

just defend good

[reef fog]

But there is always counters against counters

Like the Martian Gambit

[summer oar]

finnish variation

[tame yoke]

i just showed u

[severe dock]

makes it easier if you just sac all the extra unnecessary material, then u don't have to worry about stalemate

[reef fog]

There's a new one aka the Alekhine variation

[tame yoke]

1334

[severe dock]

white can give everything away one by one and then mate with the rook

also looks cooler

[main owl]

Ah yeah, that's a thing. Never crossed my mind.

[summer oar]

thats not mainline tho, it only works if black plays Ng8, mainline is Nd5

[radiant swan]

smh that's not beating the gambit you're stopping it from happening

[reef fog]

Yeah which is a very uncommon move tho

[oblique dagger]

Hai cuties

[reef fog]

So yeah,I only love the gambit because of how intimidating it is.

[lime falcon]

Yea but which one , there r many, experts advice is better than choosing myself

[grave moon]

get a j*b

[tame yoke]

its average to be 1334 intermidate but im still somehow 90 + percentile

[oblique dagger]

Get a what

[tame yoke]

average gd players

[final pebble]

My new bullet peak 1680

[grave moon]

j*b

[reef fog]

Either Gotham,Igor,Horus chess and etc

[final pebble]

Jab?

[oblique dagger]

Nice furry ;3

[summer oar]

i mean personally my favourite weapons against caro kann is 2n, fantasy and bayonet’s attack

[grave moon]

j*b

[reef fog]

Ah yes the fantasy

Which I rarely see people use nowadays

[final pebble]

😔fury

[summer oar]

theres also goldman’s variation but i haven’t looked too much into it, its naroditsky’s line

[reef fog]

I haven't fully studied the caro kann's line of defense and attacks

[tame yoke]

i play geometry dash and literally zoink, vortox , colonge are all femboys or furries

like 67% of gd players nvm youtubers

average gd youtube be like

[oblique dagger]

Furry uwu

[final pebble]

I am getting bad at rapid as the time passes

[latent jetty]

Guys! i played my third game this time with a 1000 elo and the game review said my gameplay was 1450 elo!

[chilly musk]

Things happen

[latent jetty]

Im a beginner btw this was my third game ever :)

[summer oar]

i mean thats what u gotta do if ur playing blitz or bullet, you’ll eat too much time defending

[final pebble]

:/

[tame yoke]

i play as 1200 elo and my review says im 1600 or 1700 like every 3 games so what

[latent jetty]

how good is this? we ended up drawing :(

[next quartz]

Lol

[grave moon]

im literally cooked

[modern oracle]

67

[latent jetty]

im sorry im just excited im 400 elo i only started recently :(

[tame yoke]

sac rook for queen at least ur gotham

[radiant swan]

as a caro player I'd just play into the gambit it wont get that bad

[modern oracle]

67

[oblique dagger]

I reached 1600elo btw ;3

[grave moon]

sob

[final pebble]

Rapid?

[oblique dagger]

Yes uwu

[radiant swan]

its the only tc he plays seriously

[tame yoke]

sorry about that

[final pebble]

lol

[summer oar]

basically if u play a witty alien player ur gonna lose probably. i bet witty alien does not have a counter to my finnish variation, if so i want to see it being played in his short fr

[grave moon]

its time to SACRIFICE THE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

[tame yoke]

wanna do a match whats ur account

[summer oar]

for example chesswithakeem 2500 rated player played 18 moves of alien gambit theory, he still lost with black pieces

[radiant swan]

idk so far ive been able to trade everything into a piece up endgame its basically a free piece no?

[steep veldt]

hi

[steep veldt]

who the heck is witty alien?

[final pebble]

I have not played serious chess from almost a year now

[grave moon]

https://tenor.com/view/please7tv-please-beg-pray-hope-gif-3860103425950934673

[radiant swan]

and i believe witty has played people who completely stops the gambit so he should know wbat to do

[polar zealot]

It's bullet man

[kindred crypt]

guys i finishet studying my first karpov opotentstky najdorf variation game

[zealous marsh]

Bro missed EVERYTHING 🙏 💀

[summer oar]

your opponents aren’t playing right if they are playing into forced trades or voluntarily trading

[tame yoke]

alien gambit is winning for black by analysis. but its equal because black can blunder eaily cuz bad position and hard to defend

[final pebble]

:"';";::;;:"

[steep veldt]

nah fr who is he?

[oblique dagger]

Imveryynoob

[manic kindle]

Theres alot of variations bro 😭

[oblique dagger]

Thx daddy~ >.<

[tame yoke]

me too im only 1400 in rapid

[zealous marsh]

Have you not been online since last year 😭

[oblique dagger]

Im only 300elo bruhh

[zealous marsh]

Or do you not consume chess content at all

[steep veldt]

good boy

[tame yoke]

u said ur 1600 tho

[lime falcon]

Is it good? Ytbers suggest c5 I think

[summer oar]

yes but im sure witty alien doesn’t have a counter to it. in fact he doesn’t even have a counter to e6 nd7 lines, which is what dina used to crush levy

[oblique dagger]

Fake

[tame yoke]

wth is happening in this server now

[strange portal]

anyone know how to like premove at the start of a game

[steep veldt]

bruh is it sum chess brain rot?

[oblique dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/n-no-boykisser-tail-gif-7038898079225597620

[radiant swan]

theres always a way to force a trade obviously they wont trade but you can always force one

[tame yoke]

bruh am i the best player in this channel currently im 1300 and for some reason people are just 3 digits

or 1400 my elo on rapid

[steep veldt]

no doubt

[warped vortex]

Dis not chess bruh

[radiant swan]

yeah vro we're all 3 digit 😔

[final pebble]

Ur real elo is the one where u confidently reach if given a new account,my peak is 2000 ish something in rapid but I believe it would be 1850 ish in reality

[summer oar]

https://youtube.com/shorts/HA5_fcV0xU8?si=fDHlJVdzTKjg2ZQi

watch this guy get completely annihilated

[tame yoke]

yeah chess is hard

[short summit]

Oh yeah

[kindred crypt]

yes because of cheater infeltion right? they manitpulate reting

[grave moon]

AM I DUMB DAMN IT

[radiant swan]

dont ruin the fun vro

[tame yoke]

very hard

[short summit]

Lmao

[zealous marsh]

Not quite... But he has memorable moments for sure. This person (a CM) basically invented a whole gambit from the Caro-Kann as white and sacking the knight for free on f7 right off the bat and many of the world's top players also tried it out for themselves. It's losing for white, but this man likes chucking pieces Mikhail Tal style so

[warped vortex]

Im 4 digits

[tame yoke]

i mean one of the best

[final pebble]

Maybe but honestly its hard to tell who's cheating in today's time

[grave moon]

nvm hes dumb

[tame yoke]

whats ur elo then

[warped vortex]

1220

[kindred crypt]

but i thugout stickfish is so god that it beat everyone and can be discternted easily

[lone ivy]

Just go straight with the queen

[tame yoke]

im highier than u by 200 elo on rapid

[lone ivy]

Womp womp

[tame yoke]

mine

[grave moon]

I NEED TO WIN THIS

[final pebble]

People can have diff opinion some think 1200 plus is cool,some think 1500,if u ask me it would be anyone who's> 2200 is good player

[warped vortex]

Yeah I'm kinda trash

[oblique dagger]

Puzzle rush 22 💀

[tame yoke]

huh

my is still kinda mid

[steep veldt]

ohhhh i seeee
ik him
But thats just super overrated bruh
ofc it works at 30 second bullet

[tame yoke]

but for some reason still good cuz most people are 3 digits

[small jungle]

When 2000 vro

[timber badge]

so random tip of the day: dont delay studying economics you'd be cooked one night before exam

[final pebble]

I am just waiting for candidates,it is the only thing in chess I watch live with excitement

[warped vortex]

3 digit chess is easy

[zealous marsh]

Reason no. 80943 I'll never touch 30s bullet ever again

[radiant swan]

about time we ruin the fun 🙏
everyone here is at least 2000

[zealous marsh]

I've played two sequences of it twice

It sucks

[radiant swan]

everyone in chat rn*

[final pebble]

🙂‍↕️

[manic kindle]

come 1+0 1v1 lets see

[final pebble]

🙂‍↔️

[zealous marsh]

• 10s is the worst

[warped vortex]

Bro made it fancy

[tame yoke]

whats ur elo

[manic kindle]

you will see

[zealous marsh]

💀

[tame yoke]

account then

[manic kindle]

give me user

[tame yoke]

my winrate is high

[dense helm]

Hey what's up

[tame yoke]

Kchess178

[manic kindle]

Yo wsg

[tame yoke]

do it tommrow

[small jungle]

How can I reach such high rating vro

[short summit]

Ragebait is a difficult art to master

[tame yoke]

idk

[dense helm]

All good what about you

[warped vortex]

Bro is the final boss

[manic kindle]

accept

[manic kindle]

im actually lower

[short summit]

Reach 2200 vro

[radiant swan]

hes higher rated than you vro

[manic kindle]

🥀

[small jungle]

Easy vro

[manic kindle]

im still gonn win

[tame yoke]

but 1300 still not good

[runic temple]

How is this a blunder???

[short summit]

Hey don't spoil the math formulas which I didn't learn at school yet

[radiant swan]

why arent you 2200 then

[manic kindle]

how does 1773 fide have u feeling

[short summit]

Tilted

[tame yoke]

cant friend

[small jungle]

Everyone I play is a cheater vro

[manic kindle]

accept the 1 min

[radiant swan]

alr come lemme pull you down a little further

[small jungle]

😔

[radiant swan]

just 15 games fr

[tame yoke]

where?

[oblique dagger]

Surely but u will most likely get adopted

[dense helm]

Play 10 sec with him

[manic kindle]

in chess.com?

[warped vortex]

Small chance

[manic kindle]

bet

[tame yoke]

im kinda dumb i dont know where is accept challenge button

[dark trout]

but yes

[tame yoke]

yep

[grave moon]

am i messed up or

[manic kindle]

@tame yoke accept

[steep veldt]

who is 2000+ FIDE? Text me ASAP

[tawny fjord]

how many games have you plyed in total

[final pebble]

Almost 10 people voted yes but honestly most people 1900 would straight up loose against 2200 ,maybe not if the 2200 is not playing seriously

[tame yoke]

i cant find it

@manic kindle

[manic kindle]

Bro

[small jungle]

Yes if the 2200 is dead

[tame yoke]

100s

[small jungle]

Or if the 1900 is me

[tame yoke]

give ur account

[steep veldt]

wth is this question
nothing is impossible
But it's unlikely
I think that is obvious

[warped vortex]

I got checkmated by my 200 elo friend because I played an opening I did not understand 💀

[radiant swan]

I'll confirm that rq vro im lower rated so if you cant beat 2100 you cant beat 2200

[tawny fjord]

nah thats much

[small jungle]

Nvm I cant😔

[tame yoke]

nah

[smoky ivy]

Guys elo means probably of losing and winning 🤓☝️

[manic kindle]

@tame yoke https://lichess.org/cmosuO5f

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/borzoi-siren-dawg-with-the-light-on-him-sailorzoop-dog-gif-2844905554045249724

[warped vortex]

Wth is Ultra bullet????

[dark trout]

fym 1/4+0

[manic kindle]

too slow

[kindred crypt]

same

[radiant swan]

who was playing white they were snail af

[tame yoke]

gg

[bitter grotto]

guys, how to good at opening. when i play black or white

[tame yoke]

im not that fast

[small jungle]

Learn najdorf

[final pebble]

Is there anyone here who's peak rating is lets say 1200 and he has defeated highest rated player like 2000,like a lot of difference

[manic kindle]

@tame yoke

[tame yoke]

yeah

[radiant swan]

@small jungle i bet good money you sniped that link and played white

[kindred crypt]

yes i curendly study it is very god opening

[small jungle]

Me vro

[bitter grotto]

what is najdorf

[tame yoke]

u have 4 seconds left

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/mummy-mommy-boss-cry-gif-20529822

[kindred crypt]

sicily defense (e4 c5)

[final pebble]

😏

[manic kindle]

https://lichess.org/RhZdBCwB 15 sec

[small jungle]

Simple opening trust

[warped vortex]

Silly defense I think

[bitter grotto]

oh

[small jungle]

(It's not simple)

[manic kindle]

💀

[dark trout]

ggs

[bitter grotto]

im only 1000 elo sooo

[tame yoke]

wth

[odd flame]

anyone for helping me to get the achievement "VIP" referrer?

[manic kindle]

cnmon again

[warped vortex]

when did silly defense become simple

[small jungle]

Vro has more hair on his chest than on his head

[kindred crypt]

hans neiman body hair is fire

[final pebble]

I have never thought I would ever say this in my life but I am actually liking bullet chess

[dark trout]

ill lose vro i suck at bullet

[manic kindle]

just a game bro

[kindred crypt]

https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNHVpaTJ2bjZxcnNuc2cxcnJldmllZndzaTVpdjZlMnN5ZmdhbGZlcCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/FH89qKi6UH1WWAfqjx/giphy.gif

[dark trout]

im 1000 elo at bullet

[next quartz]

What's your bullet

[dark trout]

also lemme eat my pringles in peace

[kindred crypt]

they not healthy

[small jungle]

Just play like italian/scotch/queens gambit as white and caro/ queens gambit declined as black

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/focalors-hydro-archon-god-focalor-furina-gif-1127504485316721071

i love furina

[manic kindle]

NO

[next quartz]

We should play a game sometime somehow somewhere in this decade

[kindred crypt]

bulet not god for you ches

[manic kindle]

@bitter grotto ruy lopez and kiD tryst

[kindred crypt]

mikahil tal

[final pebble]

Tikhail mal

[kindred crypt]

i know hin because of gothhanches video

[dark trout]

crazy game

[warped vortex]

Who's hin?

[next quartz]

What's your rating

[kindred crypt]

gothanches is famusous yt ches teach

[warped vortex]

Bro what💀🙏

[next quartz]

Dyslexia

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/gothamchess-stare-gothamchess-intro-chess-gif-10514209028749423815

this is gotahnches you should watch him

[dark trout]

anyways ill play 15 sec again just win against me already

[timber badge]

i laughed so hard lmfao

[manic kindle]

Ruy lopez literally crushes anyone in this level if you know traps,everyone falls for them

[radiant swan]

Michael Tall

[next quartz]

Normal laugh :
Chess laugh : 💀🐭✌🏽

Those who knows 🔥

[manic kindle]

Mik tal

[dark trout]

jon send link i wanna lose fr

[manic kindle]

i got timeouted for that link

[manic kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/bobby-fischer-chess-gif-23701603

[dark trout]

crazy

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/supersigmasquad-sigma-mewing-gif-9298849732320276161

[warped vortex]

Stock fisch

[manic kindle]

https://link.chess.com/play/R9TJ26

[next quartz]

Mickey mouse tal has a positivity record against bob fish

[radiant swan]

@small jungle is that your face reveal caught on camera vro

[kindred crypt]

no ches pleyers dont hav jawline

[next quartz]

Admit it you'd kiss those lips if you had the chance

[kindred crypt]

for jawline you ned persistend training with neck curl and dip exercise

[manic kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/lying-wong-gif-7845920779899236663

[next quartz]

I'm not lying it's true

Mikhail tal cooked bob fish

[kindred crypt]

Hi guys

[real crow]

hi

[manic kindle]

4-4 btw

4-4 and 5 draws

[next quartz]

We don't count the game he has on his death bed

[warped vortex]

Because he was fishy

[manic kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-brain-brain-getting-smaller-brain-is-shrinking-brain-meme-gif-3988074529138874917

[next quartz]

Using this guy for a meme lock in gang

[warped vortex]

What

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/c-wynn-sigma-phi-beta-fraternity-gif-16007246

[grave moon]

im so angry i cant even play properly

[kindred crypt]

my clas alway laugh when in math we had topic: SIGMA RULES

[next quartz]

You must always be angry

[kindred crypt]

it was statistcal measurement

[warped vortex]

Don't play when tilted brah

[kindred crypt]

Why is magnus the best?😄

[grave moon]

i lost 24 elo already

[kindred crypt]

this is the sigma ru

[next quartz]

I played when tilted and got back to 1900s lmfao

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/daniel-dae-kim-daniel-dae-kim-mew-fire-lord-ozai-mew-mew-gif-11415253142675118385

[oblique dagger]

Hai cutiee

[gritty shell]

Hello everyone

[small jungle]

Hai

[bitter grotto]

can someone guide me till my elo rating 2000+? im still 1000 - 1200

[warped vortex]

Stop playing bro💀

[grave moon]

i am the rooooooook i am i am i am the rooook

[kindred crypt]

Bruh u from?

[gritty shell]

Ireland

[grave moon]

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-a-surgeon-the-good-doctor-i-am-a-surgeon-meme-dr-han-tiktok-meme-gif-16919024510432893465

[kindred crypt]

Nice

[grave moon]

i am i am thE ROOOOOOOOOOK

[bitter grotto]

can someone guide me till my elo rating 2000+? im still 1000 - 1200 broo

[gritty shell]

You?

[grave moon]

THE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

[cosmic heart]

https://tenor.com/view/bosnov-67-bosnov-67-67-meme-gif-16727368109953357722

[grave moon]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-gif-400062707846796155

[cosmic heart]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-4-1-41-41-brainrot-41-meme-gif-5493155601774365968

[warped vortex]

Lol

[cosmic heart]

Sybau

[radiant swan]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-embed-failure-epic-embed-fail-double-embed-fail-gif-23538127

[grave moon]

oh mooooooodssssssss

[next quartz]

Stop blundering pieces and stop making silly one move threats ,

[warped vortex]

Waraido?

[cosmic heart]

https://tenor.com/view/61-41-67-61-new-meme-61-meme-gif-4909211002993893210

[warped vortex]

Bro stop

[grim walrus]

I made a draw in this position. Was I too much of a coward?

[cosmic heart]

[zealous marsh]

yes, yes you were.

the open g file doesn't mean anything when white's pieces are so uncoordinated

[runic temple]

One of my weirdest chess wins

[zealous marsh]

and you're up too many pawns to not be winning

[kindred crypt]

yes because knight on g4 is hanging

[grim walrus]

No no, I was on the attack. I played Bxg2 Rg1 Qxh2 Kd2. we repeated then Qh2 Kd2

[final pebble]

Genius

[next quartz]

Do 1300s still blunder pieces I forgot what it was like

[final pebble]

es

[zealous marsh]

just play Bc6

[final pebble]

Yes even GM 's do too

[bitter grotto]

i just have problems in the opening

[zealous marsh]

god damn just retreat your bishop

[latent jetty]

guys whats the best site for review? shows how many brilliants etc? chess com is limited :((

[next quartz]

Opening principles and understanding how to navigate the common traps

[latent jetty]

Also i keep drawing, does anyone wanna see my game?

[kindred crypt]

liches

[latent jetty]

Okie tyyy

[tame yoke]

nah

[small jungle]

Wintrchess

[next quartz]

Type a 0 before the chess. Com and it will show u the brilliant moves

[tame yoke]

chess.com

[thorn abyss]

Elo?

[latent jetty]

400 this is my 4rth ever game

[lime falcon]

I can beat 1.8k bots but I lose to 800 players

[limber cove]

I GOT THE COTHAM CHESS SET GIFTED TO ME YAHOOO

[limber cove]

😄

it's so premium looking

[cosmic heart]

[tame yoke]

i lost to a 800 once on blizt

[next quartz]

I haven't played a bot in years it's not helpful

[cosmic heart]

Any pogo user

[latent jetty]

Holy crap, 5 blunders, this is the worst i ever played

[latent jetty]

i really thought i was doing good

[runic temple]

I only learned the cow opening from Anna Cramling but for some reason the app thinks I'm playing a french defense 😐 (I have no idea what the french defense is)

[tame yoke]

yeah u learn from it

[limber cove]

Almost beat a 1830 fide player today by being piece up but lost endgame I wasn't taught

[next quartz]

Next time you are playing game in the browser where it says www. Write zero after that so www. 0chess.com

[latent jetty]

thank you!

[latent jetty]

But my opponent did 4 blunders

[valid mountain]

Who wanna 1v1?

[reef canyon]

which kind of endgame

[next quartz]

Cow is a horrible opening

[reef canyon]

this is why we learn our endgames folks

[radiant swan]

didnt think it'd actually lead to q website wtf

[near violet]

are the chess gods happy with me or what

[small jungle]

Endgames are too ez vro

[tame yoke]

play bongcloud its a goated opening better than cow

[next quartz]

Lol now press game review I solved all your problems 😉

[reef canyon]

ok gm doby patel

no need to flex on us mortals

[thorn abyss]

Blitz any1

[short summit]

1 min spent only https://www.chess.com/game/146420655288

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/count-dooku-christopher-lee-star-wars-gif-23719747

[radiant swan]

this good stuff thanks g

[tame yoke]

middle game is ez for me endgames hard espexially pawn endgames

[runic temple]

I don't know any other opening 😭✌🏻

[next quartz]

Now you have no excuse to not be 2700 🐭✌🏽

[radiant swan]

WAIT WAIT WAIT

uhhh i actually do have one

[limber cove]

Err it was like king rook pawn vs king rook and far knight (me)

[radiant swan]

im bad at chess :>

[next quartz]

Aren't you 2300?

Don't let me catch up to you

[radiant swan]

doesn't mean im good at chess

[next quartz]

decent at least, 2400 when

[tame yoke]

2300 on what

[next quartz]

Rapid cc

[drowsy pelican]

Smae

[radiant swan]

-# || never ||

[tame yoke]

damn ur so good

[full lava]

Anyone up for game?

[next quartz]

2300s are trash ask freaky

[tame yoke]

elo first

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> countingbrilliants

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Rapid: 2121 (2191 peak)
Blitz: 2335 (peak)
Bullet: 2222 (2303 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Os🚗🚗🚗 (catty321)

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Name: Os🚗🚗🚗 (catty321)
Premium Member: True
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2321 (2413 peak)
Blitz: 2078 (2088 peak)
Bullet: 1759 (1786 peak)

[radiant swan]

im scared to play my blitz

[tame yoke]

better than me atleast

[short summit]

The rapid tilt is real

[tame yoke]

i would get destroyed

[radiant swan]

HEY

i was one win away from 2200

you can't blame me for losing to 5 2300s tht got paired against me

[next quartz]

All the decent players I've seen don't play bullet and my highest is bullet 😭💔

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> 2000elogoal6969

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1225 (peak)
Bullet: 711 (888 peak)

[short summit]

Yeah sure sure brochacho

[drowsy pelican]

Can and will

[radiant swan]

HEY HEY HEY

im not good at chess ok 😔

[drowsy pelican]

Just play better smh

[next quartz]

Smh

You sound like Kel lowk lol

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> József Darvas (english_overlord)

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Name: József Darvas (english_overlord)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2201 (peak)
Blitz: 1977 (2082 peak)
Bullet: 1939 (1971 peak)

[short summit]

I needed the right playlist

[radiant swan]

IM NOT AN UNC

HEY 😡😡😡😡😡😡

[tame yoke]

bruh im so bad

[next quartz]

You are like 23 at least

[radiant swan]

IF YOU SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME

[short summit]

Yeah defo unc

[next quartz]

Unc is bad at chess 😂

[radiant swan]

Subtract that by 8 😔

[next quartz]

If you use more than 3 emojis frequently you are unc

[runic temple]

I tried this but it's just stuck at 4% 😐

[radiant swan]

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

[next quartz]

You are 8 years old ??? || Prepare for the ban ||

Lmfao one click away

[radiant swan]

HEY

I SAID-

[next quartz]

Huh? You pressed wrong just after you play a game www. 0chess. Com add the zero

[radiant swan]

23-8 IS NOT EIGHTTTTTTT

[next quartz]

Too late

[eternal temple]

Biblical level cowardice from the opps here, saw the attack and started running his king 😭

[next quartz]

You wouldn't know that cause they haven't taught you

[radiant swan]

HEY

[plush condor]

the opp got my playing style😭

[radiant swan]

I'd rather get called an unc

[next quartz]

I'd rather an uncle be hard stuck than a kid wasting his life on a board game they have no future in

Switch to checkers

[eternal temple]

Didn't expect to get this position at the end LOL

[radiant swan]

HEY

i got no future regardless 😔

vro is stating facts

[next quartz]

If you knew my age the tables would turn

[plush condor]

i feel attacked🫠

[runic temple]

I am. It's been stuck at 6% for 10 minutes 😐✌🏻

the review thingy

[eternal temple]

Pawn sacrifice head ass

[radiant swan]

still true for me 😔

[next quartz]

No muscles no elo head ass

[plush condor]

i should probably study instead

[next quartz]

We should all quit

[eternal temple]

Alireza foroujia looking ass

[radiant swan]

fr when did chess get so popular anyways

[jagged iron]

i made it popular

[plush condor]

hes a fasion

[jagged iron]

me

[plush condor]

]designer

bad fashion

[next quartz]

Good at chess and fashion and gets money 💔

[eternal temple]

Queens Gambit mayhaps?

[plush condor]

corona got me hooked lol

[next quartz]

It was COVID times

The great chess boom for me was windows 7 chess 🐭✌🏽

[full lava]

Rapid anyone

[plush condor]

the ancient one

[jade relic]

Sure

[eternal temple]

Windows 7 chess, vro knows ball

[next quartz]

What's your rating

[lime falcon]

That's sad

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Ryan Godse (notgm_ryangodse)

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Premium Member: True
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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1651 (1722 peak)
Blitz: 1082 (1565 peak)
Bullet: 1013 (1277 peak)

[next quartz]

I'm a bullet fein

[full lava]

Embarrassing 800

[full lava]

Username please

[jade relic]

Im my bio

[lime falcon]

Who gave u ?

[plush condor]

get that ayanokojin pfp off bro😂

[full lava]

Okay

[eternal temple]

Its not embarrassing to be a beginner lol

[limber cove]

Relative

[full lava]

Never ever

[lime falcon]

Not levy rozman?

[potent cypress]

Im going to take a bite of my phone, it doesnt work for playing chess

[plush condor]

shirou from no game life beats koji

[potent cypress]

im winning I gain 6 elo, I lose I lose 24 elo

[jade relic]

Sent?

[potent cypress]

I play for 15 minutes 10min game, draw stalemate whatever

[eternal temple]

Gambling

[potent cypress]

I play 3 moves, instantly lost

it takes me hours and hours to get back to 400

[full lava]

Yes

[tawny yew]

nah theres no way ur that good at 15

[potent cypress]

it takes me 3 or 4 games in 30 minutes to lose another 50

[plush condor]

my eval bar dances like someones doin quantum mechanics

[potent cypress]

im stuck in elo hell

[eternal temple]

Dw just study and lock in

[potent cypress]

there is no way out, other than being born in india and practicing 40 hours of chess every day for fun

[full lava]

You got too many challenges, I can't

[eternal temple]

40 hours a day? Baki head ass

[jade relic]

I'll send wait

[potent cypress]

or being born in india and just learn chess when you are 43 seconds old

instantly 1400 elo

[twin patio]

elo hell in a 1v1 game

[plush condor]

i swear bro indians somehow beat you from worse positions🫠

[tawny yew]

thats around average, ur ok

[manic kindle]

rigged

[potent cypress]

if youre in preschool in india and still triple-digits they just throw you in the ocean

[eternal temple]

Yeah thats right... recant your previous error...

[plush condor]

do u guys hate d4

[eternal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/ferass18-gif-7869831930024597864

[lime falcon]

Not all indians play chess

[potent cypress]

I mean that my opponents are the ones with ELO trending upwards for the last 30 days

[next quartz]

Depends how long they are playing and how old they are

[lime falcon]

Yea because I lose against d4

[twin patio]

i don't hate playing against it but i have no respect for people that play it

[potent cypress]

and my elo is trending downwards since 2 years ago

[eternal temple]

Not really it depends on the time control

[next quartz]

If you have been playing for 2 years and haven't gotten to 1k at least pack it up

[plush condor]

i play it cause its safe

[radiant swan]

unfortunately im this bad at 15 😔

[tawny yew]

more like into the Ganges

[eternal temple]

Like in blitz I cannot play positional games I will lose on the clock

[latent jetty]

Does anyone wanna check how i can get checkmate? im playing with a bot

[plush condor]

i just hope my opponent breaks from pressure

[radiant swan]

faustino would cook me

[tawny yew]

ur better than me vro💔

[potent cypress]

yeah I think of killing myself pretty often for this

[radiant swan]

im no prodigy but

[tawny yew]

if youre bad i dont know how the knight moves

[eternal temple]

"Hope" are we falling for the classic plunder?

[azure musk]

Isn't he 2500 fide now

[lunar isle]

what if i've been playing for a year and im 1000 elo is it not that bad or am i cooked

[latent jetty]

Can someone help me get checkmate? I'm playing with a bot, I need someone to analyze my board

[radiant swan]

yeah hes about gm

[lime falcon]

If u make an account 2 yrs ago n u play after 2 yrs ,u can easily reach 1k

[azure musk]

Crazy

[potent cypress]

Ive been playing 2 years, almost 3 and im still 400 despite spending like 600€ on chess content

[radiant swan]

about gm level at like idk his age

[tawny yew]

be nice😭

[hasty pagoda]

Good evening :3

[lunar isle]

that's crazy i hadn't spend a penny

[radiant swan]

hello good sir

[plush condor]

i mean if im solid for 50 moves my opponents should get fraustrated by the dead game

[potent cypress]

ok but im 27 and my mental peak was probably when I was 15

[lunar isle]

im 13

[potent cypress]

after that it has been all downhill for me

[latent jetty]

Haii, do u wanna check out my current game position and try to find checkmate?

[drowsy pelican]

How did I win both of these games 😭 back to back

At the 2300 rapid level

[potent cypress]

the last 12 years have just had me becoming more in debt and more alcoholic and depressed

[lunar isle]

woah

[lime falcon]

If u can memorize sf moves u can become top gm even without spending single penny

[latent jetty]

Does anyone wanna check out my current game position and try to find the checkmate?

[radiant swan]

are you being fr

[potent cypress]

and atleast 2 of those thing have been accelerated by chess

[torn sparrow]

No one has ever won a game by resigning

[plush condor]

got premium as birthday gift

[torn sparrow]

Don't tell this to the others

[plush condor]

talk about asking for dum stuff

[drowsy pelican]

Wow

[potent cypress]

yes, before I played chess I spent less than 1000€ on alcohol a year

[lunar isle]

that's lowkey smart tho

[jade relic]

The Rousseau is bs bro, i knew nothing about it, GG @full lava

[potent cypress]

now I spend like 200-300 per month because I cant put up with chess without booze

[hard stream]

PAUL MCCARTNEY

[hasty pagoda]

Send tips pls :D

[radiant swan]

i think its about time you leave chess behind

[latent jetty]

Guys im having trouble finding the checkmate

Does anyone wanna help?

[lunar isle]

yes mayte that's me sir james paul mccartney

[potent cypress]

no I think I need to get into serious tax-evasion or fraud so I can finance my way into harder drugs

[plush condor]

i once emotionally blackmailed with a chess.com to gimme 50% discount

[twin patio]

i'll help if you draw the position in chat

[radiant swan]

if chess affects you in such a way where it really only negatively impacts you then i believe you should know that you should quit it

[hard stream]

Yes yes who knows how long ive loved you paul mccartney

[valid mountain]

Who 1v1 me?

[latent jetty]

Can I send it to ya?

[twin patio]

[hasty pagoda]

Me :3

[lime falcon]

What's ur elo kid

[potent cypress]

I've broken my phone screen 4 times because of chess

[jade relic]

Me, username in bio

[radiant swan]

we're all 200 elo 😔

[twin patio]

ok ye sure

[latent jetty]

Sorry! I couldn't tell if you were being sarcastic

[lunar isle]

you know i love you still

[full lava]

You trolled, didn't even played seriously

[valid mountain]

Yeahh :>

[twin patio]

nah i wanted to see you draw it in chat with emojis but ye yo ucan send it

[jade relic]

Not kidding bro

[hard stream]

YES the beatles refrence

[lunar isle]

okay i have to do my algebra homework or im gonna be shot by john lennon

[valid mountain]

Me 300 elo and not kid

[hasty pagoda]

Send user

[jade relic]

I seriously never had anyone play the Rousseau against me

[potent cypress]

like playing chess has taught me that yes I do indeed have anger-management issues and hucking slurs at indians in game-chat doesnt resolve them

[valid mountain]

'Lounizzz"

[full lava]

Bro you're 1600, I never stood a chance, you could have easily defeated me

[radiant swan]

Lounizzz

new account fr

[lunar isle]

i do the same with russians

[hard stream]

Guys i gained 100 elo in 2 days🥹

[plush condor]

uss bro

[lunar isle]

crazy

[radiant swan]

fairly new account

[hard stream]

Not really 700 elo to 803

[jade relic]

Yeah, I blundered by playing Qh5+, I think I needed to stay chill and wait, I went for the initiative

[potent cypress]

I once gained 100 elo in 1 year, and then lost it in 3 hours or something

[lunar isle]

i reached 1000 elo yesterday yay❤️‍🩹

[plush condor]

my record is 200

[hard stream]

Are you 1500 +?

[jade relic]

Let's rematch, I'll play white, you play Rousseau again, I'll see what else I can play

[potent cypress]

like you have to work insanely hard to gain ANY elo at all

[full lava]

You had the advantage since the opening

[mystic lion]

hiiiiii 👋🏻 👋🏻 na he

[hard stream]

CONGRATULATIONW

[plush condor]

went from 1700 to 1500

[potent cypress]

currently 389 10min and 355 in 3min

[lunar isle]

THANKSS

[jade relic]

Yeah

[potent cypress]

because I seriously cant win 2 games in a row anymore

[lunar isle]

i was 100 elo for like a year but then i reached 700 in a month how does it work💔

now im a 1000

[lime falcon]

If u ever need any help u can ask me ,u can reach 3k too , don't give up

[radiant swan]

the day Ibrahim gets 3000 blitz is the day i can safely retire knowing i cant catch up

[twin patio]

honestly if you just turn your brain off you'll probs win

[hard stream]

Ohh, just master openings because that really helped me, i mastered ruy lopez a day ago and now i keep winning. And do puzzles daily

[oblique dagger]

Meow~ ;3

[potent cypress]

I beat someone, I get instantly matched with someoen 450 rated or higher, I lose and im back to playing people how are also 320-380 rated

[oblique dagger]

Me can coach, first step stop losing

[jade relic]

100 to 700 is easy asf (no offense to anyone in that). Just watch out for any hanging pieces, don't hang ur own pieces and you win easily

[hard stream]

Yes paul were so happy for you we hope you reach ur dream ELO

[potent cypress]

I have spent 600€ on openings and courses on what to do against queen-attacks etc

[hard stream]

What the hell?

[jade relic]

@full lava

[lunar isle]

yeah i know but like i was cheeks at the game i was literally blind when playing

[potent cypress]

what usually still kills me is opponents just running me out of time or just forking my pieces 3-ways move after move

[potent cypress]

100 to 700 is easy if your main account is 2000+ rated

[hard stream]

Bro, lichess is free you can learn openings, study games, and have lessons (im not sure about the lessons)

[twin patio]

just don't hang pieces and capture your opponents hanging pieces, don't try to calculate 1 move ahead or anything just look at the current position and capture hanging pieces or save your hanging pieces

[hard stream]

There are also free puzzles

[lunar isle]

man why are some people that are 1000 rated cheeks but the next match im playing against some indian who proceeds to get 95 accuracy

[deep linden]

tbh the skill gap isnt that high

[jade relic]

Bru- anyone is 2000 at 100-700 if they don't hang pieces

[potent cypress]

do you not think.
in 2 years of playing this game.
that I would not learn.
what youre supposed to do.
are you that dumb?

[twin patio]

ay i'm trying to be respectful i don't ask if you're dumb

[jade relic]

Yeah

[hard stream]

I couldnt agree LESS, i swear indians are so talented in chess. Its like they have been playing since they were inside their mothers womb

[plush condor]

trade everything do not attack sit tight let opponent self destructs

[potent cypress]

the skill gap between 350 and 400 elo is high, atleast for me it is the difference between 50% chance of winning and 100% chance of losing

[jade relic]

Anyways

[lunar isle]

so true

[hasty pagoda]

GG @valid mountain

[jade relic]

Anyone up for a 1v1 10 min game?

[grim walrus]

Oh no my rook

[lunar isle]

me

[jade relic]

Send ur chesscom username

[valid mountain]

@hasty pagoda ggs

[hard stream]

Lets pray he takes ur rook

[jade relic]

Mine is in my bio

[twin patio]

and if you know that why did you hang your queen in the first game i checked

[grim walrus]

he did

[hasty pagoda]

I can give tips

[deep linden]

its just a matter of who blunders more

[lunar isle]

i'll send u a game

[hasty pagoda]

Don't move that much pawns on the opening

[jade relic]

Ok

[hard stream]

Great

[deep linden]

and i dont mean really obscure blunders

[potent cypress]

youre not being respectful, youre probably out of touch because your elo is so inflated and you dont care what people with triple-digit rating think

[hasty pagoda]

Develop immediately after the first move

[twin patio]

you probs aren't improving cause you think it's not a problem

[valid mountain]

Yeahh tysm

[valid mountain]

Your so good

[short summit]

How is everyone doing?

[potent cypress]

if Im playing a 350, it is them 100%, if im playing a 400 and above, it is me

[hasty pagoda]

Ty :3

[valid mountain]

How many elo i deserve me?

[potent cypress]

you being so far up your own ass is a problem but not for me

[deep linden]

could be nerves

[plush condor]

you guys play real tournements?

[potent cypress]

it doesnt make a difference

[hasty pagoda]

Around 700-1300 once you stop blundering and capitalize on your opponent's mistakes

[valid mountain]

Omg wqw

[hard stream]

Guys how do i analyze my games properly

[potent cypress]

winning doesnt feel like anything when you know its against someone who deserves to lose on move 3, and they do

[valid mountain]

Waw

[deep linden]

are u scholar mating bro 😭

[twin patio]

seeing if pieces are attacking your pieces isn't a high elo thing anyone can do it

[potent cypress]

losing feels like you wanna turn your whole apartment upside down and burn everything, even if youre playing against someone who is only like 30 points higher rated than you

[full lava]

Are you there?

[twin patio]

idk why you think it's arrogance to suggest you should do it

[hasty pagoda]

Ask for tips from people like "I played this because the piece was gonna attack this and that in my position, was there a better move I should have made to prevent that" or smth like this

[small jungle]

I can't

[valid mountain]

If i reach 1000 elo im gonna feeling happy

[potent cypress]

becasue you always know someday you will get 1 win against someone who is above 400 and thats how you know you have made it

[hasty pagoda]

Keep grinding

[plush condor]

i have tournement ptsd man. A junior of mine in interschool championship beat me like im nobody made everymove instantly and after winning just left without shaking hand .He litterally made me feel like i didnt matter shite

[hard stream]

Ohh okay, thanks so much

[wicked coral]

in like 99% of my games i face people 100 elo more than me

[potent cypress]

and you can start to get comfortable because youre good enough to enjoy playing the game

[potent cypress]

I havent gotten to the point where Im good enough at chess where I can actually enjoy the game

[gentle gorge]

not shaking hands after the game is disqualification tho according to fide rules..

[potent cypress]

it feels like im doing homework

[plush condor]

it was a school tournement maan😭

[small jungle]

Do the christopher yoo strat vro

[grim walrus]

16 rapid games, three losses two draws in two days. I dare say I am indeed back

[gentle gorge]

ooohhh then its just plain arrogance that guy needs to be humbled

[potent cypress]

It is legit a 50/50 for me, I lose, I play against someone who loses in 3 moves, I win, I play against someone who wins in 3 moves

[versed mesa]

only if i could get away with it.....

damn them fide villains

[deep linden]

400 elo cannot be this serious bro
do you calculate at all

[hasty pagoda]

Here's an example
Earlier in the afternoon I asked this question

"Should I have doubled my rooks and let the knight enter my position since I could easily kick it out with b6 or was the correct move playing b6 immediately preventing the knight from entering?"

With position shown below

[wicked coral]

same sometimes i fools mate guys that are 50 elo higher than me

[eternal temple]

Why do i get like 3 elo points in puzzles if I solve it but LOSE 23 ELO POINTS IF I FAIL ONE TIME

[grim walrus]

I just wish I was better at blitz. Almost 800 in rapid but ~300 in blitz

[plush condor]

i wish i could have rematch but hes gone

[small jungle]

Wdym gone

[wicked coral]

play more rapid

[small jungle]

Did he die or what

[safe blade]

99% PURE

[plush condor]

i would destroy him now

[grim walrus]

How does that make me better at blitz

[plush condor]

he was from a diff school

[small jungle]

Just find him on cc

[plush condor]

and im out of highchool

[safe blade]

We cooked

[oblique dagger]

5 moves ahh game

[wicked coral]

it makes u better at chess

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/vladimir-kramnik-kramnik-chesscom-chess-meme-anis-84-gif-10256479517071193831

[twin patio]

shit i can only see "99.0 : D"

[deep linden]

honestly b6 seems fine

[potent cypress]

I calculate but im always wrong. if I try to think what move the opponent plays next im always wrong

[plush condor]

he litterally left the venue bro. didnt even talk

[oblique dagger]

Blud is not 1600elo

[safe blade]

@oblique dagger72*

[twin patio]

legit just don't calculate

[potent cypress]

400 elo is serious for me because thats the point when the games stop becoming a guaranteed win

[small jungle]

How did he destroy you

[hasty pagoda]

Ye but a5 things get a bit unpleasant with the engine disagreeing with b6

[wicked coral]

400 elo is my dream😭

[plush condor]

i over commited on attack and got forked

[twin patio]

just look at the current position without trying to think ahead

[gentle gorge]

why r u so rude dengyium

[potent cypress]

if Im playing someone between 392 and 400 it atleast means they have been a 400 at some point, which means they could just crush against me

[oblique dagger]

How am i rude ;C

[plush condor]

I lost to another guy recently cause he played albin countergambit. He always seems an edge better than me

[gentle gorge]

idk

[potent cypress]

but with someone at like 350 probably doesnt know how to play the game and is an instant win for me

[hasty pagoda]

But after like axb6 axb6 the position is somewhat equal with the open file being almost useless since you can't enter easily

[lone totem]

is alyza female bro 😭

[oblique dagger]

Sowwy master~ >.<

[blissful rain]

is this the official server?

[gentle gorge]

yes :3

[lone totem]

Ayoo

[potent cypress]

can you like shut the hell up man?

[gentle gorge]

:3 good boy

[small jungle]

You're alyza vro

[oblique dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-headpat-pet-good-boy-good-girl-gif-6540666935796842807

[gentle gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/бойкисер-boykisser-gif-17607764535119619264

[twin patio]

like i'm not even trying to be toxic legit you shouldn't try to think ahead

[deep linden]

i rather the knight not be annoyinf

[small jungle]

@lone totem when 2100 vro

[twin patio]

you're gonna tunnel and miss the pieces hanging on the current move

[lone totem]

After i finish my middlegame study fr

[potent cypress]

you should dream about 1000 elo because thats the point when people stop treating you like you dont know how to boil pasta or tie your shoes

[small jungle]

What are you studying vro

[hasty pagoda]

Ye, I'll double check with game review tomorrow so I get the free game review

[visual plover]

Jackpot

[potent cypress]

youre being toxic and I dont care what you have to say, CEO of elo

[timber badge]

wassup kittens

[hasty pagoda]

Hai :3

[lone totem]

Very important stuff
Ruy middlegames, guioco d4 middlegames, deutz endgame, svesh/kalash middlegame, maroczy middlegames

[plush condor]

10 loose steak incoming

[azure musk]

Wait what if I don't know how to tie my shoes😔😔😔

[nocturne idol]

Vro when is our sword pvp 💔

[visual plover]

I already had one last week this is my compensation

[potent cypress]

like if you are above 2000 elo in this game youre playing a fundamentally different game than everyone else

[small jungle]

From some course?

[deep linden]

you're now 270

[lone totem]

My cousin has exams vro 😭

[gentle gorge]

gang it is not that deep

[hasty pagoda]

Wait the middle game of Guioco was D4? I didn't even play D4 when I played Guioco😭

[azure musk]

But I'm actually 270

[twin patio]

literally just saying don't hang pieces bruh

[hasty pagoda]

Add a zero to the end

[deep linden]

[lone totem]

Nah, ha trademark

[twin patio]

not expecting much deep calculation from you

[blissful rain]

whats u guys elo

[visual plover]

Same game less and less blunders the more you go up that's just it+speed but ig speed comes easier with experience

[azure musk]

Not much of a difference to be honest

[small jungle]

Vro is studying on his own very interesting

Bobby fischer style

[potent cypress]

it is, if you look at the messages of someone above 2000 elo its clear they are so far out of touch with the average player they dont even understand how stupid they sound

[azure musk]

270

[nocturne idol]

Above 2000 just has better consistency and mastered basics

[blissful rain]

niceee

[small jungle]

Debatable

[azure musk]

What's yours

[tired hill]

anyone who needs a 2200 rated coach?

[gentle gorge]

pretty sure we are normal people, for example im a furry like @potent gulch who is below 2000...

[azure musk]

Semi valid

[hasty pagoda]

Ye totally not a 2430 difference

[blissful rain]

1508

[azure musk]

Nice good

[lone totem]

Im talking about the starting position of the main line greco gambit in the c3 d4 centre attack

[azure musk]

Nah it's the same thing trust

[blissful rain]

thanksss

[lunar isle]

gg!

[plush condor]

okay i quit for now. imma study some newtonian mechanics

[nocturne idol]

Isn't that exam 2-3 days ago 💔

[hasty pagoda]

Oh

[small jungle]

He'll be 2000 soon vro

[potent cypress]

its not the same game. "theory" study and a billion games means they can just premove 20-30 moves from the opening and both players be at less than 1 second on the clock away from full

[lunar isle]

didn't expect to draw with a 1600

[deep linden]

so called 2000s when they blunder their pieces 🥀

[tired hill]

@<500 Rated

where y'all at?

[small jungle]

@lone totem I started watching chess structures a grandmaster guide by Peter heine

[azure musk]

How long have you played for

[azure musk]

Me

[deep linden]

shit does not work like that lmao

[blissful rain]

3 years wbu?

[azure musk]

I played three years as well

[lone totem]

Different subject different day
I will ask him when he comes online I hope he does 🥀

[eternal temple]

Brilliant moves RUINED chess content holy moly

[blissful rain]

ohhh nice bro

[hasty pagoda]

How did you improve

[lone totem]

Interesting

[tired hill]

can you hire me as your coach as a joke?? and pay me 11$ per hour, also as a joke?

[potent cypress]

anyone above 2000 doesnt see chess like a normal person anymore

[blissful rain]

nah it upgraded

[worn geode]

average gothamchess video (there is not 1000 brilliant moves in a row)

[azure musk]

I would pay you 100 dollars per one minute does that sound ok?

[potent cypress]

its like playing blackjack with someone who knows what order the cards are in the deck

[small jungle]

Also started watching dynamic play from modern chess

[azure musk]

Ty

[hasty pagoda]

The man who invented moves

[lone totem]

I was lied to, hans niemann didnt play 67 brilliants against magnus carlsen 😔

[visual plover]

Nah trust me if you play a game at 2000 Elo especially Blitz it's a bunch of ideas, like who has space, pressure etc but most people even under 2200 can't capitalize efficiently on small advantages like a queen side pawn majority

[potent cypress]

because at that point it is the same thing

[nocturne idol]

Vro can't you just own your own acc 💔

[twin patio]

like i don't get how saying not to hang pieces is not seeing the game like a normal person again i'm not asking you to calculate a billion mvoes deep if anything i'm telling you not to calculate and just look at the current position

[little skiff]

He would be millionaire

[oblique dagger]

Me too uwu

[little skiff]

Tasty

[hasty pagoda]

Awwh :3

[lunar isle]

holy balance, didn't expect to draw with a 1600, im happy

[lone totem]

I dont have one vro we got it from a giveaway
Buut I could do tlauncher if its cracked 🤫 🧏‍♂️

[potent cypress]

yea, Im not hanging a piece thats what I try to see for every move I make until I have 20 seconds vs 6 minutes on the opponents clock

[azure musk]

Nah tbh, 2000 is not that good, it's a great elo but the difference between a 1500 or 1600 and a 2000 is not as large as you described

[tired hill]

that doesnt feel right but its totally ok if you ask me, so lets do it

[little skiff]

@tired hill

[little skiff]

U Assamese?

[deep linden]

w

[lunar isle]

oh bloody hell 67 moves

[eternal temple]

Hard stuck on 1700 puzzles

[potent cypress]

besides its not like hanging pieces has to happen in 1 move

[little skiff]

@tired hill

[tired hill]

no, but i guess we can understand each other (using english atleast)

[potent cypress]

it happens when you make a move, that is bad if you know that in 3 moves it loses you the queen

[little skiff]

Ok

[hasty pagoda]

Once won against a 1600 on a blitz tournament on cc (bro resigned after the 10th move, he felt my aura was too big for him)

[twin patio]

budd is just trying to make excuses i'm legit checking the games you lose you don't even use half your time in most games

[lone totem]

Damn vro will be gm before ha gets 2100

[tired hill]

bhaat khaayeu ta?

[little skiff]

Cuz i am from Assam (guwahati)

[potent cypress]

but how can you know that unless youve played the position 65678 times or "da theory" says its a bad move because it loses you the queen after 3 moves

[deep linden]

just play 15 10 if you cant play 10 min
unless you're that slow then idk

[little skiff]

So u are a tribe of Assam?

[tired hill]

i am from nepal 💀

[deep linden]

its pattern recognition for those tactics

[eternal temple]

excuses brother...

[lunar isle]

i won my p.e teacher once without a time limit and hes an 1800

[deep linden]

or just setting it up

[azure musk]

You speak Napoleon?

[little skiff]

Ooo cuz i have a female friend from Assam and her name's bijuli

[tired hill]

yes sir

[storm imp]

hola amigs

[twin patio]

that's not a real thing

[visual plover]

There's nothing we can do

[potent cypress]

if I play slowly I make less mistakes, and lose on time
If I try to match opponents clock I lose rook/queen forks or bishop/knight forks or triple forks or checking forks

[azure musk]

😔😔😔

[oblique dagger]

Hai zax uwu

[tired hill]

"i have a female friend" not many of us can say this here

[little skiff]

Then i will call u kancha or kanchi

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-شطرنج-michael-tal-ميكائل-تال-ميخائيل-تال-gif-6161464446347529299

[potent cypress]

yeah, Im not 2000 so I dont know what patterns people are recognizing or not

[deep linden]

15 10 is plenty time no

[visual plover]

Hey Deng how's the mood

[twin patio]

you complain about us talking about <500 then you pretend to know about 2000+

[azure musk]

The song that I don't know a single lyric of just played in my head

[full cobalt]

damn im ass today

[storm imp]

ya hala bi ibrahim

[deep linden]

do puzzles 🥀

[kindred crypt]

41 or 67?

[little skiff]

We met in a school excursion

[full cobalt]

1 win 3 draws 2 losses

[visual plover]

I feel that

[azure musk]

Ahlan

[storm imp]

izayak

[tired hill]

nah thats cringe

[nocturne idol]

I get it IT'S normal for new peeps to glaze chess vro but that's not how it works 💔

[kindred crypt]

Ig

[little skiff]

U are male or female?

[azure musk]

Kowayes enta amel eh?

[hasty pagoda]

Don't worry I'm head today

[kindred crypt]

To scroll or not to scroll that is the question

[tired hill]

a male

[storm imp]

la moroco

[little skiff]

Ok we will call u kancha

[kindred crypt]

La pasion

[tired hill]

dont you dare

[storm imp]

and you

[potent cypress]

I know about 2000+ people because of the way they talk to triple-digits people

[azure musk]

A7la nas

[potent cypress]

you think youre so much smarter

[kindred crypt]

+1

[little skiff]

Hey call this bijli kancha (kancha = male boy from Nepal)

[tired hill]

how old r u

[little skiff]

17

[deep linden]

i love playing the same positions again and again

[potent cypress]

when youre actually just a slave of the game

[storm imp]

misr saoudia?

[little skiff]

U?

[azure musk]

Eloism is a real thing💔

[azure musk]

masr

[tired hill]

i would have a son of your age (im 20)

[twin patio]

like legit wasn't even trying to attack you

[full cobalt]

unc

[potent cypress]

yeah but you do because youre not even self aware

youre so disconnected from how normal people operate

[tired hill]

yeah kid, i miss being called that

[nocturne idol]

Because 2000 tries to simplify their feedbacks and suggestions in a way 3-digits would get to understand and also for them to look cool

[visual plover]

Not really a lot of people hold pride in them being high rated which is cringe but it doesn't mean players with a decent Elo are people with a big ego

[twin patio]

well how can you say not hanging pieces is expecting too much of you

[sterile dagger]

Throwback to when I played mathematically the worst move on the chessboard in a blitz 3+0 game against the chess engine I made in time trouble

[deep linden]

just eloism the 100s 🗣️ 🔥

[storm imp]

allah akbar

[potent cypress]

because its not as simple as not hanging pieces dumbass

[little skiff]

U will miss being called dadaji

[twin patio]

explain

[tired hill]

why are 2000s talked about like they are some mythical creatures?? i have to be on like 15 games losing streak to be a 2000.

[potent cypress]

you dont understand, becuase youre so far removed from how normal people play chess

[twin patio]

explain so i can understand then