💬〡chess-talk

[hasty pagoda]

It's uncommon but works very well if executed correctly

[solar wing]

My brain is like swiss cheese right now

[eternal temple]

Classical music is so good for calculating in chess

[lime falcon]

If we take h pawn can't rook take it?

[solar wing]

It's like my brain was on a marathon

[eternal temple]

Ykwim bruh

[solar wing]

Usually people dont give me much stress in my elo category

but this dude from Canada

[lime falcon]

Teach me some traps

[eternal temple]

Poisoned pawns are pawns that are defended with tactical ideas instead of direct defense

[solar wing]

was something else

[hasty pagoda]

Opening:Grandmaster
Middle game:Novice
Endgame: Noob

Every chess player below 600

[solar wing]

Literally me xd my endgame

sucks

[lime falcon]

When it comes to pawn moves I suck ,I m just ok with other pieces

[solar wing]

I mean it's crazy how pawns can be such crucial pieces if played right.

Like I have seen people doing sacrifice their pieces to gain advantage over board

Chess is not for ordinary man

Millions of possibilities..

[lime falcon]

I sacrificed n win too many times but not too many

[eternal temple]

Those who know: 💀

[lime falcon]

Sacrifice rook or something n promote to queen

[lime falcon]

King's indian?

[jaunty oxide]

sicilian

[lime falcon]

Oh

Yea it's written lol

[lone totem]

ah yes

[lime falcon]

Sicilian dragon is for e4?

[ancient lantern]

beating ppl who trash talk is so satisfying🤤

[jaunty oxide]

ion see any trashtalk ngl

[ancient lantern]

oh trust me HE WAS

[hasty pagoda]

Chess is such a chill game ngl

[jaunty oxide]

yeah its th 2nd most common response to e4

[hasty pagoda]

You get tips and don't get roasted for being bad

(unlike Levy)

[kindred crypt]

ok 500

[jaunty oxide]

i gotta see it to trust u

[fringe hamlet]

1900 blitz 🥳

[lime falcon]

It's a game of gentleman

[jaunty oxide]

also fragrant flower is so mid

[hasty pagoda]

Maybe I should attempt blitz tournaments on chess.com

I need experience

[ancient lantern]

I haven't watched it so idk

[lime falcon]

What's more difficult to learn dragon sicilian or king's indian

[hasty pagoda]

You should (said by someone who hasn't watched it)

[hasty pagoda]

Dragon Sicilian

[lime falcon]

I see

[lone totem]

king's

[jaunty oxide]

heavily disagree bruh like the goat of the 1850s said "if you know how to play you're a gentleman, but if you know how to play it well you have no life and you love israel and the idf"

[ancient lantern]

vinland saga so good

[hasty pagoda]

Kings Indian is just "d6 if they play e4, fianchetto bishop and put knight infront of fianchetto'd bishop"

[lone totem]

dragon is just fianchetto your bishop similarl

[lime falcon]

The first line is wrong I think 🤔 n I have heard the guy who said that used to lose to scholars mate is it true

[lone totem]

the main ideas of the KID id argue are more difficult to pull off

[jaunty oxide]

js watch some paul morphy games

[hasty pagoda]

Very well said

[lime falcon]

Yea it is ,r u a fan of the king ? Or the saint

[lone totem]

and there are a huge amount of KID variations

[ancient lantern]

idk i wanna play fortnite

[quartz birch]

@lone totem become yuta instead of hakari

[lime falcon]

Lol

[bold fern]

i connected my twitch account to my chess.com account and i streamed under the chess category why am i not appearing as a streamer on my profile

[rare carbon]

Because i played shit

[hasty pagoda]

But if we are talking about beginner to intermediate level they only need one and just apply the one idea that they know

[lone totem]

did he get with maki later? i forgot

[lone totem]

hm then true

KID is easier to learn, harder to master is more accurate ig

[lime falcon]

Have you seen the summer hikaru died ?

[quartz birch]

They got married in s3 modulo

[vocal musk]

hi please connect ur account for trusted role

[lone totem]

https://tenor.com/view/chesscom-chess-candidates-fide-candidates-chess-funny-gif-26035086

[rain lantern]

hence why nimzo indian>>>

[lime falcon]

For me it harder to learn too

[lone totem]

ye the middlegame is complicated

[hasty pagoda]

Just apply one variation of the KID until you reach the advanced levels

[floral trellis]

Anyone else wanna play unrated Rapid?

[ancient lantern]

what the hell are we talking about

[lone totem]

like from here i could give you a list of normal drag sicily moves and itd be theory

[hasty pagoda]

The Hikaru chess version

[quartz birch]

And yuji is practically immortal he is neither a curse nor a human

[lime falcon]

There's an anime I haven't seen it but I saw in the website

[magic shard]

who do you think you are
hikaru nakamura

[hasty pagoda]

Should I keep playing 3+0 since I'm improving slowly

[floral trellis]

What is that bullet?

[hasty pagoda]

Blitz

[quartz birch]

Nah he is hakari okumura

[lime falcon]

Nimzo indian is easy ?

[hasty pagoda]

Oh god I just remembered there's gonna be a tournament in 6 days🥹

[floral trellis]

Ahh, I might play blitz again in the future but FCK bullet

[rain lantern]

Nah not at all, its just better than KID

[lone totem]

have you looked at this before i kinda wanna see it

[thorn cliff]

Qd4 wins on the spot. MOUSESLIPPED Qd2 💀

which is still much better for me but still unclear

[magic shard]

I don't think so since white castled kingside 💀

[lone totem]

i think this would piss dragon players off

[floral trellis]

Do you guys prefer same side or opposite side castling?

[magic shard]

anything pisses anyone off these days

good job

[hasty pagoda]

Same side since I play positionally

[lone totem]

depends on the position

[floral trellis]

Wait, so opposite is tactical?

[rain lantern]

Wtf vro

[hasty pagoda]

Opposite is more aggressive

[quartz birch]

Bro got destroyed not once but twice

[rain lantern]

Stupid email verification

[floral trellis]

Oof I usually do opposite lol-

[lone totem]

what happened

[hasty pagoda]

The goal of opposite is to attack the enemy castle with a pawn storm

[floral trellis]

Gotcha

[hasty pagoda]

If your ahead in development it's better to do opposite side casting

Since you'd create attacks faster than the enemy

[rain lantern]

Great start to the day smh

1. dozens of mosquitos in my room
2. cant find my notes to study
3. says some stupid error when I try to activate chess.com account

[floral trellis]

E4 and opposite side castling! 🫩🔥

[ancient lantern]

throw away the pc

[floral trellis]

I guess I’m a tactical player since D4 is positional?

[rain lantern]

Whats next atp, a terror attack?

[radiant swan]

new friends vro

[hasty pagoda]

5 cats rummaging through your stuff

[quiet walrus]

At 1200 should I worry about reducing inaccuracies and mistakes

[rain lantern]

One thing with mosquitos, another with mosquitos in the morning 😭

[floral trellis]

So many cats in this server

[rain lantern]

Honestly that would make my day better cause I like cats :3

[hasty pagoda]

It's an unfortunate day for me since my friend's cat died

[lone totem]

😭

[rain lantern]

dang

[hasty pagoda]

When you lowkey destroy kids on Roblox chess

[rain lantern]

@lone totem wtf vro no one plays on 3+2 after like 2100? 😭

[radiant swan]

free dinner
-# for legal reasons this is a joke

[hasty pagoda]

Wait 3+2 is preferred for 2100 below?

[rain lantern]

Bro

[radiant swan]

im kidding vro 😔

[rain lantern]

I prefer 3+2 because im a 🐌

Not something to be kidding smh

[quiet walrus]

Hello! At 1200 should I worry about reducing inaccuracies and mistakes?

[quartz birch]

I prefer 30sec

[hasty pagoda]

How does one get the "hates the trusted role"

[radiant swan]

@lone totem stop sitting 1800 blitz vro

[radiant swan]

my bad 🙏

[quartz birch]

Just play and study that's all u can do for now

[radiant swan]

#reaction-roles

[hasty pagoda]

One quote from capablanca got me from 1400 to 1800 lmao

[fringe hamlet]

Inaccuracies not so much. They’re nuanced

[hasty pagoda]

(under a month)

[quiet walrus]

And what about misses?

[fringe hamlet]

Yeah

You should be focusing on improving all negative aspects

[hasty pagoda]

Misses are just tactics you didn't see

[radiant swan]

neurolink in chat pink roles needa run

[hasty pagoda]

You could make up for your misses with improving pieces that aren't doing much or aren't developed

[eternal temple]

Opps only had the forced draw but missed the key idea and hung checkmate

[hasty pagoda]

Wouldn't blame them

I would have just given random checks anyway

[uncut geyser]

im FINALLY unmuted

wsg chat

[radiant swan]

they have the option for Qh7+ and defending mate that way i suppose?

[floral trellis]

Mute them again

[eternal temple]

I got lucky in this game

[uncut geyser]

who wouldve known you can only talk about chess in general chat thays stupid IMO..

[unique ledge]

YIPPIEEEEEEE

[hasty pagoda]

I would prefer the rxa7 actually

[eternal temple]

2 different mating threats cant stop both, Qxf3 is also a threat

[uncut geyser]

hows there even that much chess to talk about

[hasty pagoda]

To draw

[uncut geyser]

id en passant personally

[buoyant fog]

anyone following one piece?

[radiant swan]

you lose the rook no?

[hasty pagoda]

Oh right lmao mb

[uncut geyser]

no un-chess related topics please.

[radiant swan]

queen is defending 🙏

[buoyant fog]

oh sorry

[hasty pagoda]

I didn't see that😭

[uncut geyser]

or i will absolutely report this to a moderator

[radiant swan]

long ass diagonal

[uncut geyser]

goooodddd booyyyyyyyy

[eternal temple]

Not bad for rapid, keep getting draws/close to drawing and then suddenly giving away initiative

[hasty pagoda]

This is why I trade knights for bishops

[floral trellis]

That gas station is wild 🫩

[radiant swan]

its always the sniper bishop 🙏

[floral trellis]

I prefer knights over bishops

[hasty pagoda]

When you least expect it they come from the 4th dimension

[radiant swan]

pmo everytime i lose to it cuz i dont see it existing in the farthest corner of the board

[uncut geyser]

!verify

?verify

[radiant swan]

no dyno here

do /connect

[uncut geyser]

so how do i verify for vc

[eternal temple]

If I didnt allow the queen infiltration I couldve kept the initiative

[floral trellis]

/ @uncut geyser

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> countingbrilliants

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Rapid: 2121 (2191 peak)
Blitz: 2324 (peak)
Bullet: 2222 (2303 peak)

[eternal temple]

But the clock was ticking and I had to think of something quick like

[floral trellis]

wtf 🫩 2000 in everything

[radiant swan]

2222 bullet is what matters

[hasty pagoda]

Did you get a losestreak on rapid

[radiant swan]

we dont talk about rapid

[floral trellis]

I think I’m 222 in bullet 🫩

[eternal temple]

Big pain

[hasty pagoda]

Makes sense

[floral trellis]

Idk how tf they do it

[radiant swan]

one win away and choked against a 2300

[magic shard]

NOO COUNTINGBRILLIANTS NOOOOOOO

[radiant swan]

not like this dor 💀💀💀

[hasty pagoda]

I'm close to breaking 2000 rapid (says the guy with 1891 rapid)

[grave sorrel]

any 500-600 elo players wanna play?

[radiant swan]

i have gained rapid trauma

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> deriiven

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Rapid: 1897 (1927 peak)
Blitz: 1503 (peak)
Bullet: 1291 (peak)

[eternal temple]

Experience i reckon, consistent play usually pays off eventually

[radiant swan]

not gonna play rapid for quite a bit

[eternal temple]

Im always looking for ways to improve

[radiant swan]

get your bullet up 😔

[hasty pagoda]

We don't talk about bullet being one win away from 1300

[thorn cliff]

OH HELL YEAH

[eternal temple]

D4 is my weakness as of late, positional games are difficult

[radiant swan]

you're peaking bullet vro its just one win 🥹

[hasty pagoda]

Wait so does that mean I can win against you if I play the Queen's gambit

[floral trellis]

If It took me 7 months to get to a 1000 from scratch, will it take 7 more for 2000? Or wayy longer?

[karmic spire]

I only have 1200-1400

[radiant swan]

unless its a +8 pairing

[atomic yacht]

KID?

[radiant swan]

should be a little longer

[hasty pagoda]

It might actually be +8 pairing🥹💀

[atomic yacht]

And even the super easy no theory grunfeld defense.

[eternal temple]

Yes considering you have about 1000 elo points on me

[karmic spire]

Yes, i believe it

[radiant swan]

just abort and pray your next opponent is some 1500 you get +12 from

[hasty pagoda]

Idk wtf 1400 me was doing playing the Sicilian Defense🥹

[floral trellis]

I really should have learned chess as a kid 🫩

[atomic yacht]

You can get super fierce games with king’s Indian.

Maybe.

[radiant swan]

silly defense vro

[hasty pagoda]

Funny defense

[rain lantern]

meow defense :3

[radiant swan]

ok griff

[eternal temple]

I have to prep that again i forgot the idea of the kings indian

[hasty pagoda]

Attack kingside

[atomic yacht]

(In most cases.)

[magic shard]

ok griff

[radiant swan]

to hell with theory just pull a zigzag and spam Nf3 g3

[hasty pagoda]

I think switching from Italian Opening to Queens gambit paid off

[jade relic]

Why does chess hate me? Like literally, I play 1 match like a gm probably and win and then play like a 500 and lose 4 matches

[atomic yacht]

What about Nf6 stuff-

[radiant swan]

qg is goated

[hasty pagoda]

Your just inconsistent

[radiant swan]

no doubt about that

[eternal temple]

Play constantly

Consistently*

Not constantly wtf

[jade relic]

Ig overconfidence comes when I win 1 match?

I gotta control it

I went from 1722 to 1670

[jade relic]

Or whatever elo I currently have

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Ryan Godse (notgm_ryangodse)

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Rapid: 1654 (1722 peak)
Blitz: 1082 (1565 peak)
Bullet: 1013 (1277 peak)

[atomic yacht]

What you play when d4 Nf6?

[jade relic]

1654

[hasty pagoda]

Wtf happened to blitz and bullet

[jade relic]

I don't play it that much

[hasty pagoda]

Same thing

D4 Nf6 C4

[short summit]

Good morning guys

[jade relic]

Worse is when I created my chesscom account and experienced my biggest rapid tilt

[atomic yacht]

There’s like c5 e6 and g6 though, hard to get consistency.

[eternal temple]

Do u play e6 or g6?

[hasty pagoda]

I just follow one idea since most opponents play through my ideas 96% of the time

[eternal temple]

Or d5

[hasty pagoda]

I do play the french actually

[jade relic]

Ever seen such a graph? Big tilt lol, blitz and bullet nothing in comparison

[eternal temple]

I mean in response to d4 c4 after nf6

[short summit]

I like the french

[atomic yacht]

Hmm maybe but

c5 and g6 are just so different from a queens gambit.

[eternal temple]

queens pawn games tend to be more positional and solid

[hasty pagoda]

I don't usually play Nf6 knowing they have d5

I go for nimzo or declined

[atomic yacht]

(Sometimes.)

[hasty pagoda]

Mostly declined since it's like the french on a Queens gambit position

[atomic yacht]

The king’s Indian is anything but solid tbh.

[hasty pagoda]

It's solid if you know the basic ideas

[jade relic]

Every time someone plays 1. D4 Nf6 2. C4, i always play e6 and hope to play the Bogo-Indian

[atomic yacht]

And I don’t know how one doesn’t face it a lot.

[smoky ivy]

450-500 elo are tough as hell. But I think I am breaking out of the 500 elo barrier, I think

[deep linden]

mountain

[short summit]

Wow so many smart people here

[eternal temple]

Kinda like the caro kaan where its like giving white a small initiative

[topaz spruce]

hiiiii

[hasty pagoda]

Use gambits trust me

[smoky ivy]

I don't wanna gamble

[smoky ivy]

hello

[hasty pagoda]

Your level is more prone to greedy people

[eternal temple]

I dont remember 400-600 elo it was genuinely that quick

[hasty pagoda]

Greedy = tactical attacks

[jade relic]

Mountain fr

[hasty pagoda]

I didn't even touch 600 since I was already experienced otb

[carmine smelt]

guys levy says getting to 1000elo is guaranteed if we learn the Vienna. How true is that ? (like seriously)

[radiant swan]

tough

[eternal temple]

Well imma get back to grinding elo ig

[deep linden]

i just realised
how tf did you drop 500 elo that quick 😭

[eternal temple]

Losing streak incoming

[carmine smelt]

oh

[rain lantern]

Not really true, because is assuming that anyone below 1000 is smart and they lowkey arent tbh

[radiant swan]

elo doesnt depend on opening

[hasty pagoda]

Listen to music

[rain lantern]

Tbh openings do help tho

[cloud gale]

Pawn e4

[atomic yacht]

In some King’s Indians you can get smashed like this.

[smoky ivy]

Hmm alright thanks

[carmine smelt]

well on the lower levels ppl do end up falling for a lot of openings

[rain lantern]

play deutz gambit vro

[deep linden]

looks risky

[hasty pagoda]

I barely played any theory when I was 700-1000 since I was more fundamental on the middle game and endgame

[carmine smelt]

good opening prep got me 200 elo points in like 2 weeks and i play chess rarely

[rain lantern]

play f3 then

I forgot its name, smth like samisch

[carmine smelt]

i play like twice a week or something

[atomic yacht]

Just referring to the point that not all d4 likes are solid.

[atomic yacht]

Ah yeah probably look into it.

[rain lantern]

You are gonna DESTROY your opponents with that

[magic shard]

why did you not try that against me

[hasty pagoda]

I played the smith-morra gambit against someone who plays smith-morra
(ALMOST GONE WRONG)

[smoky ivy]

Yeah idk, I don't expect 450-500 players to hang pieces anymore

[rain lantern]

Idk I just wanted to make myself feel better that I knew mainline

[atomic yacht]

Eh idk.

f3 is solid but it’s slightly less attacking.

If you wanna actually smash black look into h3.

[smoky ivy]

Damn alright

[rain lantern]

And was half praying you would go exd4 after O-O cause thats the only thing I knew how to play against 😭

[hasty pagoda]

Would you guys believe me if I won against a 1400 rapid player with 1. h4

[carmine smelt]

wouldn't that significantly weaken the king ? i heard the worst nightmare of a KID player is a king side pawn storm

idk much im rated quiet low

[atomic yacht]

The point of h3 is that it’s YOU who do the kingside pawn storm.

[rain lantern]

wtf you play tarrasch @lone totem

[carmine smelt]

oh so you like trade off the pawns on the king side ?

[hasty pagoda]

Don't grandmasters like Magnus prefer h4

[rain lantern]

lowkey just play jobava london ✌️

[carmine smelt]

magnus plays literally anything that he dreamt about the night before the game 😭

[atomic yacht]

I think modern grandmasters play h3 now, because it stops black from a kingside pawn storm.

Anytime you see f5 coming you play g4.

So I recommend adding h3 to the toolbox along with f3.

[hasty pagoda]

I mostly give them a check to force them into the h8 (if possible) square if they play f5

[atomic yacht]

The good thing with f3 is that there are variations for you to long castle.

So that refutes the entire kingside pawn storm idea as well.

[south token]

You have some decent elo

[kindred crypt]

Itss my birthday today

[hasty pagoda]

Wdym by that

[atomic yacht]

I think both f3 and h3 are fierce in their own ways.

[hasty pagoda]

Ohh

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Oppenheimer (oppenheimer69090)

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Rapid: 1496 (peak)
Blitz: 1000 (peak)
Bullet: 703 (995 peak)

[atomic yacht]

For f3, Be3 Qd2 O-O also gives you that kingside pawn storm.

[sick sable]

guess the eval

[hasty pagoda]

Play a rapid game I'll watch

[south token]

Bruh

[hasty pagoda]

Your a game away from 1500 vro

[atomic yacht]

0.0?

[south token]

Okay give me some time

[sick sable]

yeah perpetual checks

[sick sable]

he had to take the rook first and then queen

[south token]

Wanna hop in a call and give me words of encouragement but no help at all?

[hasty pagoda]

I can somewhat give tips based on how you play

[sterile owl]

I report anyone that beat me in chess

I be hating I’m ngl

[hasty pagoda]

Accuracy:
Rapid: 85+
Blitz: 75+
Bullet: 60 below

[deep linden]

not really

but recommended ig

[quasi nova]

Miss clicked cause of a spider vro

[hasty pagoda]

Mouseslip Opening: Spider Variation

[quasi nova]

It's not even a big spider, it's just your average garden spider vro why did it spawn on me

Id say the side of 50c coin

[hasty pagoda]

@south token one question, how much blunders do you usually make in one game

It should average about 1-2 blunders

[deep linden]

spider was sent down to stop your grind

[quasi nova]

Ong vro, but it couldn't stop my brilliant moves

It's called threatening a fork

Brilliants are so easy it's free dopamine

Mostly easy

[deep linden]

why do i see a mistake

right after

[quasi nova]

fxe6 then I played Re4 to attack the pawn and allowed Bc5, to which I played Re4 and the bishops were traded

[bright yacht]

🔥

[quasi nova]

It's not that deep vro chill

[deep linden]

fair enough

[strong locust]

2100 rapid

[strong locust]

Guys I just now won against twoniche
But the technique was bad so I am mad

[quiet walrus]

I was playing so slow and so calm and thinking about every move and still made a blunder,
I hung a rook to a very far away queen
How do I even prevent blunders?

[spring lion]

Any idea?

[deep linden]

yeah i wonder how

[hasty pagoda]

As capablanca once said
"You can't lose if you don't make blunders"

[deep linden]

wait you dont know? oh ok

[spring lion]

Bro r u trolling

[strong locust]

Physically see what opponents pieces are attacking before u move

[spring lion]

WHAT AM I BLIND

[hasty pagoda]

What

How do you not know

[south token]

You can if you have slight inaccuracies

[deep linden]

qxe8 no

[spring lion]

Wait

[quiet walrus]

I saw and I did not see the queen on the other side of the board

[spring lion]

WDYM IM JUST DUMB

[deep linden]

grr

[spring lion]

Oh maybe idk I’m really bad

[hasty pagoda]

Tactics are the best way to win games

You should practice them

[spring lion]

Yeah I definitely should

[magic shard]

me when Qg8+ Kxg8

[deep linden]

so called tactics when my opponent launches three thousand missiles on my location

[south token]

Are gonna watch?

[spring lion]

Bro I almost played that lmao

[hasty pagoda]

Ye which vc are u on

[south token]

Call

[hasty pagoda]

Kk

[quiet walrus]

I had 30s on the clock and he had 20s and I missed the queen and blundered my rook

[deep linden]

just play bullet and pray

[quasi nova]

Pizza cooking, chess boutta go hard

And it's raining, peak conditions

[hasty pagoda]

Play some music while your on it

[quasi nova]

Bet vro

[deep linden]

btw that blunders two rooks🥀

[spring lion]

What opening/lesson should i do on chesscom rn

[quiet walrus]

Yeah how do I prevent that

[quasi nova]

And a queen if your brave enough

[spring lion]

Its time for me to learn my 1st opening!

[quasi nova]

Bird

[deep linden]

wayward queen

[spring lion]

🐦‍⬛ ?

[quasi nova]

@uneven turret teach this potato the bird

[spring lion]

When i see birds i kick them away

[quasi nova]

A rook is a bird

[spring lion]

Are lessons on chesscom actually good?

[smoky ivy]

Anyone wanna play Chess with me, 10 minutes unrated

[quasi nova]

For beginners yeah

[spring lion]

Maybe that’s why i keep blundering rooks 🙂

[quiet walrus]

I have seen a alot of content blunder check, see what your opponent will do after your move, but at 30s on clock all of those are just not possible

[spring lion]

Ok must be good for me then :))

[hasty pagoda]

Jobava London

[spring lion]

Any e4 suggestions?

I think I’ve been unknowingly playing the Italian

[quasi nova]

"2000 - 2199" or does ts actually mean "200 - 219"

[spring lion]

I think it means 200-219

Very exclusive range to be in 🙂

[quasi nova]

Ah yes, your the first to have that role, you must be quite new

[spring lion]

Ig I’ll take a look at Italian if there is

As black, what is d4 nf6 called?

[quasi nova]

Something

[spring lion]

Is there even a name to it

As black, what is e4 c5 called?

[jade relic]

Indian Game

[quasi nova]

Here's an idea for improvement, channel your inner Calbee_44 and become 2105

[jade relic]

Sicilian Defense

[spring lion]

Ty

[quiet walrus]

How do I prevent blunders?

[spring lion]

Ty

Italian, Indian game and Sicilian defence

[quasi nova]

Spend more time, double check every move, eventually it becomes natural, well natural enough

[quiet walrus]

I can't if I have 30s on the clock

I played the whole game so calm so slow and he had 20s on clock and I had 30s on clock but I made a blunder

[spring lion]

Its normal lol

[hasty pagoda]

Jobava London

[spring lion]

I’ve thrown many winning games

[spring lion]

D4 ewwwwwww

I dont think I’ve ever played d4

E4 is superior 🙂

-awkward silence-

[quasi nova]

e4*

[wicked ingot]

Alekhines

[quartz karma]

Just agree to disagree

[wooden lava]

but there is one that’s even better
1.e4 c5 2.Nf3 d6 3.d4 cxd4 4.Nxd4 Nf6 5.Nc3 g6

[eternal temple]

Im not playing well but im winning 💔 is this torture?

[plucky kelp]

Hai chat :3

[smoky ivy]

Anyone wanna play Chess with me 10 minutes unrated

[eternal temple]

Draws and wins so far

One winning game away from 900

[plucky kelp]

Good luck! U can do it

[smoky ivy]

[eternal temple]

I dont like that I win games off of flukes

[rain lantern]

haii

[wary saffron]

Yo. I'm 600 still want?

[rain lantern]

Wtf you are 2300 rapid?

[plucky kelp]

Yeah but I have been peaksitting

[smoky ivy]

Sure

[smoky ivy]

Yeah uhh my Profile is Skipper12345678910

[rain lantern]

since you are 2100 blitz, do you ever get paired in 3+2? I heard its really hard

[mortal bronze]

hi potato

hi griff

[rain lantern]

hi kel

[plucky kelp]

Yes it's really quick actually

[eternal temple]

Most people don't play increment blitz i guess

[mortal bronze]

i haven't slept in like 32 hours

[eternal temple]

Get off discord and sleep youngin. Ya need rest for emotional regulation and cognitive functions

[glossy axle]

ppl rarely play blitz around 2100 with increment

there's probably like 10x more 3 minutes matches

[mortal bronze]

i don't feel like sleeping

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> srpk33k1

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 441 (516 peak)
Blitz: 169 (424 peak)
Bullet: 197 (424 peak)

[wooden lava]

i have to win 10 games

[versed ermine]

Good Morning

[wooden lava]

its 3pm here but morning to you

[quasi nova]

Good afternoon

[rain lantern]

Then go study

[eternal temple]

Good evening

[main tiger]

Hi

[eternal temple]

Hey

[quasi nova]

Good day

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> impou123

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1967 (peak)
Blitz: 864 (peak)
Bullet: 1304 (1312 peak)

[ebon cairn]

hmmm

i think i should play bullet

[main tiger]

[strong apex]

yo

[wicked ingot]

Hi

Should i eat coleslaw or potato salad for dinner

[short summit]

Potato salad

[wooden lava]

should i try to respond to 1.g4 with c5?

[main tiger]

Fr

[wicked ingot]

Probably not

[strong apex]

😨

[wooden lava]

seems like something i wanna try

[wicked ingot]

At ur level anything works

[radiant swan]

d5 vro

[wooden lava]

ik, but i wanna try c5

[radiant swan]

c5 doesnt create any threat

[thorn cliff]

Gained 5 rapid rating today after winning 4 and losing 3

[wooden lava]

maybe i should just play g5 in response to g4

[radiant swan]

white plays coca cola gambit vro

[worn geode]

that cant be a thing

[rain lantern]

vro im getting paired against like 200+ elo higher than me 😭

[rain lantern]

in 3+2 🥀

[radiant swan]

feel my pain

[thorn cliff]

The refutation

[magic shard]

play like me

[lone totem]

ur 2200 now rite

[radiant swan]

whats his cc again

[lone totem]

dream fell off 🥀

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Mafia Don (metar_taf)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Mafia Don (metar_taf)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2363 (2372 peak)
Blitz: 2419 (peak)
Bullet: 2503 (2537 peak)

[deep linden]

nothing to lose all to gain

[kindred crypt]

hi chat

[kindred crypt]

brev

dream shouldnt have face revealed man the hype bro had was insane

[smoky ivy]

@wary saffron GG

[safe folio]

794 hours lol

[radiant swan]

crazy

[wary saffron]

GG. That bait at the end was good offering your bishop If I fell for that I would've lost lmao

[lone totem]

https://tenor.com/view/leonardo-dicaprio-clapping-clap-applause-amazing-gif-16078907558888063471

[smoky ivy]

xD

[rain lantern]

"same time, same place, next year"

[radiant swan]

its the chronically online people vro

[safe folio]

I think if I didn’t come over hangout a lot it would be 1000

[rain lantern]

Said to a chronically online person

[radiant swan]

thats 33 days wasted

[safe folio]

Shut up u lonely person /j

[wooden lava]

i hate petrov defense, imma play the london

[lone totem]

said by a chronically online person

[safe folio]

Me and her video call everyday even tho I come to her house like once a while

[rain lantern]

Replied to a chronically online person

[lone totem]

kinda true tho fr

[rain lantern]

Starting to think everyone is chronically online now

[dense rivet]

[smoky ivy]

We do a little trolling

[radiant swan]

i dont think anyone needed to know that

💀

[safe folio]

Yall 100% need to know that

[worn geode]

nah i wanted to know actually

[radiant swan]

😭😭😭

what was she trying vro

[lime falcon]

Hi Random Access Memory

[lone totem]

how she carrying you vrh 😭

[magic shard]

top 5 moments I wish I wasn't lurking in chess talk

[lone totem]

same 💔

[safe folio]

She can carry like 245 lbs

[radiant swan]

agree 🙏

[worn geode]

lbs 🥀 🥀

[lone totem]

this is so sad dor lets date 🥀

[lime falcon]

Nice bro

[magic shard]

I dont do edating

[rain lantern]

awww someones jealous 🥺

[safe folio]

She also does tkd so it make sense for her leg to be strong

[plucky kelp]

Hai chat! How are yall doing? :3

[magic shard]

no

[safe folio]

Hey torb

[lone totem]

you are too

[wary saffron]

Pretty awesome

[plucky kelp]

Hello

[lone totem]

nah irl fr

[magic shard]

idk you irl

[rain lantern]

read me like a book🥀

[vague musk]

How good is indian defense

[safe folio]

I do soccer I can dead lift like near 300lbs but it would hurt my back a lot

[lone totem]

thats what you think dor 🤫

[magic shard]

that's what I know

[rain lantern]

vro

[lone totem]

crispr-cas9 song kinda fire ngl ngl

[safe folio]

When I was on her back she was doing squats 😭 🙏 🙏 🙏

[magic shard]

did you guys see the streamer champs

why did andrea botez lose like that

[lone totem]

nahh

aint blud like 1800 fide

[safe folio]

@plucky kelp

[rain lantern]

Is her nickname mommy muscle?

[lime falcon]

I like her too bro

[rain lantern]

1800 canadian fide*
Thats like 1410 Indian fide smh

[magic shard]

is this the same andrea botez that @plucky kelp drew against

[magic shard]

what do you mean too

I'm in slander mode bro

[rain lantern]

Guys in a month and 1 year, its gonna be 2027 🤯

[worn geode]

wow

[rain lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/2027-meme-meme-gif-16520650678323978695

[plucky kelp]

I went to sleep at one point I couldn't really see the ending.
Did Sardoche really win?

[radiant swan]

toe drew against botez?????

[magic shard]

samay won

[rain lantern]

Nope. It was at like 3 AM

[lone totem]

yesh

[radiant swan]

WHERE

[plucky kelp]

This is the same Andrea Botez that 1675 fide torbith drew against

[lime falcon]

U care about her so I thought u r one of her die hard fan

[rain lantern]

Indians too cracked at chess 🥀

[plucky kelp]

what

Wait im confused

[rain lantern]

Hi confused

[magic shard]

I always thought she was bad at chess but not at this level

[plucky kelp]

OH WAIT

Sami lost to andrea not samay

Right?

Wait.. im getting really confused

[magic shard]

no I care about chess
and I like to talk about whenever people play bad

[magic shard]

all I know is that samay beat andrea and then samay beat sardoche

[lone totem]

🥶

[thorn cliff]

I remember when you drew her

[magic shard]

ALWAYS REFER TO THE GOAT MIGHTYMARKUS

[lime falcon]

That's unfortunate, maybe after they ban his show he has nothing to do so he started playing chess n won

[safe folio]

CHAT WTH💀 🙏

[lime falcon]

Good

[safe folio]

WHY IS IT GIVING WARNINGS SIGN???😭 💀

[magic shard]

losing to andrea botez not gonna lie that's cooked behaviour

[thorn cliff]

Oh crap not analog electronics

[safe folio]

Bro know ball???

[lone totem]

can you build these outta scratch

[radiant swan]

@plucky kelp did Andrea Botez Gambit

[safe folio]

Mmm yes? Idk

[thorn cliff]

I used to be an electrical engineering major before I jumped ships

[lone totem]

oo

[safe folio]

💀

[plucky kelp]

No, we traded queens very early on so she couldn't botez gambit anymore

[rain lantern]

Tbh Doofus is a better coach and you dont even need to pay him anything

[magic shard]

if you're playing the same opening as me then ask me

trust

[safe folio]

POV BRO BEFORE SWITCHING MAJOR

[rain lantern]

Can you help me with 30 moves of ruy lopez theory then?

[lime falcon]

What openings do u play

[magic shard]

ruy lopez

[rain lantern]

What do you play against french?

2N?

[safe folio]

I play london :)

[radiant swan]

blocked

[magic shard]

no that's not really what I do
I talk about specific lines I'm not a type of person to give lines of prep with no context

[magic shard]

3. Nc3

[rain lantern]

2N french dang

[magic shard]

e4 e6 d4 d5 Nc3

[rain lantern]

Oh nvm

[thorn cliff]

I mean I have an F in low level programming

[lime falcon]

So u will help me right if I have any questions about openings ?(The ones u play)

[magic shard]

nah

[rain lantern]

Mainline french

[magic shard]

yeah sure

[safe folio]

💀

[hasty pagoda]

Exchange variation since most french players only know advance

[magic shard]

I enjoy it

[mental loom]

Keep chat only chess related. Use #💬〡general-off-topic

[radiant swan]

what if d4 against 2N

[safe folio]

Mb gang

[magic shard]

that's why I don't play the two knights french

[lime falcon]

& as black what openings do u play?

[magic shard]

e4 e5 and king's indian

[safe folio]

Who need openings bruh like just be like magnus

[slow folio]

💀

[radiant swan]

didnt know d4 was that powerful

[rain lantern]

There was this thing called arkenenglis or smth, do you know all that?

[magic shard]

I don't want to be washed

[slow folio]

e4 is still best by test

[lime falcon]

Nice I m playing king's indian too ,ig I play both openings

[plucky kelp]

Tbh chat 1675 fide me drew Andrea but these days if we ever play again I would win fr

[safe folio]

Dude if I can beat a 2200 name manter by playing g4 in blitz then u can too

[rain lantern]

She is washed now fr

[magic shard]

nah I'm kidding that's not why I don't play it I just don't think it's optimal so I chose the line I play
although d4 does look annoying in the 2 knights french

[radiant swan]

i meant black plays 3… d4 against 3. Nc3 2N french

[slow folio]

ah...

[magic shard]

ofc you won, it was manter

[safe folio]

I literally start playing g4 against 2200 I just keep winning

[safe folio]

I played torb also and won with g4

[magic shard]

why didn't you play g4 agianst me

[safe folio]

And zigzag with g4

[safe folio]

Idk tbh

[radiant swan]

my turn vro

[magic shard]

ok zigzag is kind of crazy not gonna lie

[lime falcon]

@magic shard what's ur username,I will watch ur games

[safe folio]

Oh because I didn’t want to whoop u

Let me aura farm

[radiant swan]

@magic shard gatekeep it now

he doesn't know

[safe folio]

Itms skibidi67doritos

[lime falcon]

?

[worn geode]

wheres your pfp from i swear ive seen it before

[lime falcon]

If it's urs?

[safe folio]

A lesb anime💀

[green quarry]

Yo are you hungarian?

[worn geode]

yeah

[lime falcon]

Nope bro ,r u?

[green quarry]

Yup

[worn geode]

i forgot what its called

[lime falcon]

Nice

[safe folio]

Nah mine is Ispitinpeopleface7ate9hawktuaulgbtsamsunggalaxy3000

[radiant swan]

when did vro connect his account 🙏

[green quarry]

You're name is just 1 to 1 a hungarian name

[safe folio]

Not my main

[magic shard]

those who know

[safe folio]

I think I can beat you

[green quarry]

Those who know: 💀

[radiant swan]

erm actually the maximum number of characters allowed in a single username is 25 letters

[safe folio]

We gotta play a game

[plucky kelp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/697472146469028030/970390812137521192/caption.gif

[radiant swan]

run it idm losing

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> countingbrilliants

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2121 (2191 peak)
Blitz: 2324 (peak)
Bullet: 2222 (2303 peak)

[radiant swan]

2222 bullet i can probably quit

[worn geode]

2222 is a nice number icl

[worn geode]

its bloom into you isnt it

[lime falcon]

Nice,I ain't even reading it though so long ,too lazy to pronounce ur username

[signal snow]

F@#! Cloudfare, I've lost 150 elo in 2 weeks

[rain lantern]

Hency why ICC is mid

[signal snow]

Nah I mean on lichess

[safe folio]

I played h4💀

[kindred crypt]

wsg

[rain lantern]

@safe folio can you coach me :3

[lime falcon]

I dunno

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-face-meme-troll-face-scary-troll-face-phonk-those-who-know-those-who-snow-gif-8838879525100589615

[hard stream]

Who should i watch?

1. ChessBrah
2. GothamChess
3. Hikaru nakamura

[rustic oracle]

4. jan gustaffson

[grave sorrel]

gotham chess for entertainment

[hard stream]

Who is that?

[signal snow]

None of the above

[rustic oracle]

funniest guy ever but u need to speak german

[hard stream]

He isnt really entertaining to me

[lime falcon]

5. Botez sisters

[hard stream]

Aw man i dont know how to speak german

[grave sorrel]

fair enough, we all have different humor

[mortal lynx]

There's some really underrated chess channels

[hard stream]

Could u maybe reccomend me a channel

[signal snow]

What is your elo?

[lime falcon]

Botez sisters are underrated

[hard stream]

732

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/michaeljordan-mj-basketball-gif-michael-jordan-no-no-no-no-gif-16220345851539903827

[hard stream]

Ts is geniunely frying me

[signal snow]

Watch, Chess network, and search for his "beginner to master playlist"

[rain lantern]

That pfp is frying me 🥵

[safe folio]

Messed up a little chat

[rain lantern]

Vro chess.com support AI is SO buns 😭

[lime falcon]

Is he good,I wanna watch some tutorials too n learn chess

[signal snow]

He is GM level, he will get you to 2000 online overtime

[signal snow]

His whole channel is mostly about teaching

[kindred crypt]

why

am i clapped fr

[lime falcon]

Idk if I reach 2k but I can try to learn stuffs

[rustic oracle]

no but why is your finger almost in your nose

[kindred crypt]

I had a cold sorry

[signal snow]

I guarantee you will be 2000 if you watch him

[rustic oracle]

its alright

bless you

[lime falcon]

I will then

[kindred crypt]

who yall fav chess youtubers

[signal snow]

Specifically his beginner to master playlist, nothing else

[lime falcon]

Botez sisters

[lime falcon]

Nice

[signal snow]

Scandinavian

[lime falcon]

Caro kann

[digital pulsar]

vote, don't type

[wooden lava]

Sicilian

[raw canopy]

I just had 3 consecutive games where my opponent blundered their queen

[dull blaze]

damiano

[wooden lava]

…

No

[signal snow]

Queen d8 Scandinavian

[kindred crypt]

Drew this as white whata steal

[smoky ivy]

Wow nice

[kindred crypt]

[wooden lava]

For me either sicilian or italian

[strong locust]

Guys is this good

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/bfdi-bfb-flower-reasonable-crash-out-teardrop-gif-5947846414454989394

me after blundering 50 times in a row (im 100 elo)

[wooden lava]

I would absolutely never play the french defense

[wooden lava]

Youll get better, i was 100 elo too, but damn, 50 blunders…
Maybe either git gud or quit

[lime falcon]

Send game or link if u can't send here dm me I wanna watch

[wooden lava]

Same

Pls

[kindred crypt]

@kindred crypt

[heady crow]

its hyperbolic

obviously

[wooden lava]

Oh, ok

[runic temple]

how tf I lose these 💔

[wooden lava]

Still git gud

[runic temple]

I was up 8pts of material

[wooden lava]

Brilliant but no great

[wooden lava]

Was

[runic temple]

Was until I hung mate in 1

[lime falcon]

Maybe because of the brilliant he turned the table n won

[wooden lava]

Thats a blunder

[runic temple]

my brilliant was amazing, it was the main reason I was even up 8pts of material

[wooden lava]

Brilliant move: sacrifice the game

Jk

[runic temple]

it was just me being stupid and forgetting the bishop

[lime falcon]

Oh show game

[lime falcon]

I do the same n lose

[wooden lava]

And you sacrifice THE KIIIING

[runic temple]

it sucks 💔

[runic temple]

😭

[lime falcon]

Yea

[wooden lava]

When the eval bar instantly switches color

[lone totem]

The more we learn about ourselves, the harder it becomes to differentiate between Man and Machine

[wooden lava]

Explain, pls, sounds interesting

In dms

[lone totem]

like, all we're made out of is atoms and molecules

[torn sparrow]

The less ha talks in the chesscom discord, the easier it becomes to improve his grades

[wooden lava]

lmao

[lone totem]

by pure chance, these atoms have been bonded in such a way that allows their replication

[rain lantern]

note: works for literally anyone that is human

[wooden lava]

Ok go put this in off topic

[lone totem]

we survive because we're MEANT to survive, we're meant to survive BECAUSE we survive

[wooden lava]

True-ish

[lone totem]

yeah i have the whole weekend off i should be studying my ahh off ngl

[wooden lava]

You should

[radiant swan]

discord addicts dont leave discord vro

[lone totem]

discord gives me a platform to share and refine my ideas

[wooden lava]

Theyre the ones who use invisible status

[lone totem]

@rain lantern are you taking this disrespect

[wooden lava]

You never know if we’re watching or not

[rain lantern]

Not really since he is right

[wooden lava]

He?

[lone totem]

I've watched a video on Richard Dawkin's "The Selfish Gene" its quite interesting

[wooden lava]

No worries you got my pronoun right, but why did you assume?

[light haven]

Why does stock fish suggest you go 3 d4 in the KIA instead 3 d3?

[torn sparrow]

Bro we know which veritasium video you watched

[rain lantern]

Cause woman dont exist on discord. Easier to find an amoeba on discord than them mythical creatures 😂

[lone totem]

yoo bro watched it too

[wooden lava]

Someone ping the mods

[torn sparrow]

I watched like every video but I don't act like a genius because I am humble

[rain lantern]

Tbh its more of a compliment, only degenerates use discord and most woman arent

[lone totem]

It's crazy how its possible you can put together the components to make human being in the laboratory

like what would you need? high temperature and pressure to create a suitable cell from its components

[wooden lava]

Still ping the mods please anyone

[lone totem]

sure you'd need to synthesize the WHOLE human genome which is 3 billion base pairs long

and insert it within that cell without harming it

but then you'd just need in-vitro fertilization and boom

[azure wyvern]

THIS IS MY FIRST EDIThttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/KaepebSeuFM

[wooden lava]

Uhh, this is chess talk…

[lone totem]

true, e4 c5 Nf3

[wooden lava]

Yes

[lone totem]

theoretically its fully possible

[radiant swan]

veritasium enjoyer

[lone totem]

i wonder what the implications would be

[torn sparrow]

Theoretically all of your atoms could decay if proton decay is real bro

[lone totem]

creating man from molecule

[radiant swan]

proton decay isnt proven

[lone totem]

(well this is what we're doing anyway but people like to protest)

[radiant swan]

probably doesn't exist tbh

[dawn summit]

yooo I got disco

[wooden lava]

Why is this happening in this channel

[lone totem]

Mods, insert 10 CAG repeats into his huntingtin protein 💀

[torn sparrow]

Nah the chances are too low

[dawn summit]

wth do u mean australia’s wider than the moon gang

[rain lantern]

Wait till vro realises what we are made of

[mortal bronze]

why am i playing like a 1200

[lone totem]

yep we ARE made from molecules

[torn sparrow]

I am actually made out of chess pieces

[lone totem]

i guess this would just prove those uhh...people wrong

[wooden lava]

Lmao

[dawn summit]

We’re made out of 64 squares

[radiant swan]

lets play rated rapid i need to take advantage of such disasters on your end

[lone totem]

But they'd prob find a way to insert supernatural causes into it anyway

[dawn summit]

Chess is so racist why is black always first

[torn sparrow]

Anything we can't explain is supernatural vro

[mortal bronze]

let's play on my lichess alt (i am 100 elo down)

i am peaksitting on both my cc accounts

[radiant swan]

checkers.com vro

[haughty umbra]

guys is the chess.com percentile accurate

[dawn summit]

yes

[haughty umbra]

ok good

[lone totem]

guys i understand it now
Imma synthesize my own domestic grizzly bear army

[glossy axle]

Just started chess, any tips?

[dawn summit]

quit

[haughty umbra]

0/10

buddy you are not slick 😭

[mortal bronze]

that should be fun

we should also play clash royale

[lone totem]

I wonder if we could make new organisms out of scratch if we understood Genomic interactions better

[dawn summit]

Not being 2882 elo FIDE in the big 25

[muted karma]

verse me im new

[regal osprey]

do y'all like the growls in metal

[muted karma]

im kinda bad so go easy on me

[haughty umbra]

Dont play him!!!

[tiny jay]

I can see that

[strange portal]

anyone bullet

[dark trout]

Guys any tips for a 100 rated player on chess.com?

[muted karma]

nah im him

[regal osprey]

Gotham Chess

[haughty umbra]

sure you can beat a 2400+?

[glossy axle]

Don’t give up

[dawn summit]

just be 2882 elo fide bro

[tiny jay]

jk ;/

[regal osprey]

watch Gotham chess every day 5 hours a day lol

[torn sparrow]

We alr made that bro

[haughty umbra]

No gotham is overated

[lone totem]

play good moves fr

[muted karma]

on a good day

[spring lion]

@radiant swan whats this 2222 sitting 😭

[lone totem]

really? gimme names i wanna see

[muted karma]

https://link.chess.com/play/VYqg7t

[tired hamlet]

i ate too much, my stomach's the size of two elephants

[haughty umbra]

what a 2400 bot

[dark trout]

This was genuinely the worst tip ive ever heard

[radiant swan]

im never playing bullet again

2222 is where i shall stop

[muted karma]

i dont cheat

[torn sparrow]

Selective breedung in any domesticated animal

[spring lion]

Same 2345 looks good too XD

[mortal bronze]

good

[glossy axle]

Send lichess

[radiant swan]

because it is a very nice number

[spring lion]

NAH GET 2300

[mortal bronze]

play rapid

[glossy axle]

I don’t have chess app

[muted karma]

@glossy axle scared?

[regal osprey]

y'all just tryna be different

[lone totem]

nah I mean like, a completely new species

[spring lion]

2300>2222!!!!

[muted karma]

ok

[mortal bronze]

2500 when

[tired hamlet]

connect your account

[spring lion]

Never cuz I’m incapable :((((

[haughty umbra]

you dont have to cheat to beat a 2400 bot. I can beat max engine on bot which hhas a rating of 3200

[radiant swan]

2222 😡😡😡😡

[mortal bronze]

lie

[glossy axle]

Do 3-5min

[spring lion]

Wb 3333 😎

[lone totem]

sounds diabolical but we could probably manage a Centaur irl in the future

[muted karma]

https://lichess.org/xhervIMo

[final mica]

Hi guys

[muted karma]

ok

[tired hamlet]

connect ur account

[spring lion]

I’m 2200 skill, 2300 luck :((((

[haughty umbra]

hi

[haughty umbra]

ok bud we get it you are GOOD at chess

[lone totem]

ill stop yapping and study fr

[glossy axle]

2400 flagging skills

[mortal bronze]

2500 skill 😉

[radiant swan]

im not magnesium calcium

[spring lion]

????im not

[muted karma]

https://lichess.org/LARjCbjI

[spring lion]

NO SINCE WHEN

[tired hamlet]

how bout u stop yapping and connect ur account

[runic temple]

I WON MY FIRST ENDGAME IN 3 WEEKS

[haughty umbra]

you are 2000+ WDYM, 0/10 ragebait

[spring lion]

CAP

[haughty umbra]

nice good job!

[regal osprey]

" X is overrated" = I'm a contrarian

[lone totem]

wdym its connected 🥀

[spring lion]

Cuz ur stockfish

[tired hamlet]

No it isn't u don't have the connected role

[lone totem]

London is overrated

[mortal bronze]

she's smurfing too. she's actually 2700

[radiant swan]

im 1300 skill 2300 luck 🙏

[lone totem]

neither do you

[haughty umbra]

yeah as i said before 0/10 ragebait

[torn sparrow]

Impossible considering your performance bro

[tired hamlet]

STOP PLAYING ME FOR A FOOL

[regal osprey]

i don't like this thing that a lot of people like, so it's overrated that's what that word definitely means

[spring lion]

Road to 2350 blitz!!!!!

[lone totem]

you're playing yourself

[spring lion]

2324 blitz so tuff

[tired hamlet]

pause

[spring lion]

I wonder who that is

[lone totem]

https://tenor.com/view/hikaru-nakamura-hikaru-nakamura-when-she-shows-you-her-juicer-kpisaloser-gif-26436995

[tired hamlet]

AY. YO. TIMEOUT

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-magnus-carlsen-rage-slam-table-gif-3278955469026070231

[radiant swan]

what performance

[haughty umbra]

Man i am so sick of chess

[regal osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-magnus-carlsen-chess-chessboard-gif-9301489837261486957

[haughty umbra]

Its not fun anymore

[radiant swan]

im losing my games like a 1300

[tired hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/hang-first-time-smiles-gif-14991372

[spring lion]

Somehow 3300 tho

[torn sparrow]

Chesscom says 600 Elo difference is impossible to win for 1 side

[haughty umbra]

Not the first time, but i was enjoying it and now i am not

[dark trout]

Guys who here loves playing themselves

[small jungle]

very interesting reaction haman cakma

[tired hamlet]

me with my relationships