#💬〡chess-talk
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what happened
yes
Touch some grass
lol
ill do
hi
give me your grass
PayPal me 50$ trust
my bad
theres an echo in here
nah that will make me bluder 7 in ten moves
Cloudflare down lol?
lichess
Servers crashed just as I wanted to play haman cakma very interesting
lmao even the bot stopped working
Doofus fix this
hey
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When i check cloudflare status it says there is a schedule maintenance today and they are investigating some issues but its not down only app using api clouflare dashboard and api
how to play chess
are yall asian
we need to fix the PHP, WordPress
or is it the same everywhere
That's so silly
The end of chess.com
Phone
also javascript ajax prompt query
It has nothing to do with asia cloudflare is down
Poker night
Yeah
🥀
yeah
why does it keep on crashing
Hey respond please
what's happening now
can we play
dont forget that event handling
It's everywhere it seems like, Cloudflare is conducting maintenance and it seems like it's affecting all Api's lol, even downdetector is down. The irony
They beleive in don't fix it if it's not broken and wait for it to break
Yes.
is it down tho?

we also need to fix the raspberry pi of that server
Twice before are a very big internet crashing
that cannot be done with us
I could be wrong but doesn't discord.com use cloudflare? How does it avoid going down when the service does
wait, you speak anime?
i had this issue too
@kindred crypt sorry for that terrible play 😭
HELLO PLEASE RESPOND...
It's down for everyone
Get a load of this guy
Yes it's down
No worries man, your all good. Not everyone is the same rating.
It's hard to explain how cloudflare works
yei i just got a duccky
;-; when exactly its started?
W ducky
I'm more than interested to hear if u have the time to explain tbh
2100s suck ass
Maybe it will crash later
Less than a hour ago i think
guys how long would it realistically take me to get to over 1920 fide
its return
Nice
true 😔
ITS BACK
Oh ok thanks bro 🙏🏻
I saw in their status that the maintenance started 8:56 utc and the error like half an hour after
They're continuing maintenance until 1pm supposedly to fix the error
YESSS
ffinally i can jork it
W
yo its back
Oh peak
BULLET ADDICTION HERE I COME
Ohh

There is a problem with Cloudflare. chess.com and Cloudflare are working on fixing th eproblem.
pls coach me, im noob
Apparently it's back now
The lichess link shall be free "https://lichess.org/gceVLq3z"
It's ok now
do u guys know a simple game where one isde doesnt castle and gets crushed (small game)
Ok understood
i fix it for you guys im legend
@keen grotto ban bro
But now is an exception
That's an evil rule
The server is down bro
It came back just before you sent it...
suiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Aww man
i agree its pretty annoying
Just ban me at this point
Not today!
Haha
Join me in poker
I can easily come back anyways
String/m theory, superposition, wave particle duality
Alt account 
What about Einstein’s theory
Well, the thing is. What is preventing me from making one.
Not an alt btw
Just for the record
Oh
For a conical singularity in the G_{2} manifold (which is a mechanism to obtain chiral fermions), the local geometry becomes non-trivial. Describe how the metric g_{ij} behaves near such a singularity and explain the mathematical difficulty in defining the effective field theory when the moduli space metric becomes degenerate or singular.
Can I get my rating back? I lost 27 elo due to the 500 internal server error (I was one pawn up in the game)
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hi @steady perch
lol stalker
im cooked
I have a screenshot of my game id.
how could i have known you were in here
These words confuse me more than ruy lopez variations
At least I’m not the only one lost 🥀
not sure howd u find out tho
😭
Tell me what you think happens at a singularity of a non rotating black hole
mod?
nah you're right you screensharwd that one time how you left every seever but i saw the chess icon there
🥺
ohh loll
are you better now
yea
good to hear
i was only in 4 servers initially anyways i only left THAT one
oh
wbu
ville got terminated either way yk
oh damn
Can I get a rating refund?
and ngl i hate almost everyone there i just realised bow corny everyone is
h
no dingus
fr that why i left 🥱🥱
im also good my sleepschedules super bad rn though
I’m struggling to understand the laws of physics we’ve already established don’t even talk to me about a place where they literally all break down completely
uh oh
its 10 am i havent soept yet
Sounds like it’s time to wake up sleepy head
i saw you in the IG group but you left INSTANTLY
im suprised the people here are normal and not neurodivergent nerds
ye bc i. dont wanna be added in a gc with discord goons and losers
i HAVE to gwt 8 hours of sleep bro
wow you're including me now
no theyre mostly incels ngl
Have you seen the questions I been sending 🥀
the fall of an empire (in a single tilted night)
That’s because, in the US at least, they focus on Newtonian physics so hard, when I’m my opinion, Einstein explains it much better.
anone want mach
nvm you're eight
Newtonian ain’t even that bad
this 5 second timer is gonna make me slam my phone against the wall
Let me clear it up, its more complicated than it seems so I will say no comment.
this makes me realise how i never put things in a single swntence
I'm scared I'll have to learn lagrangian physics later
But like Moduli Space Metric and Kaluza-Klein Spectrum, I just have not had enough time to comprehend
Server fixed
sigh
yo wtf is that really HIKARU in the vc!?
what could possibly be complicated about a discord account
Who fixed the server?
no
Idk server working
Sounds ez
anome want to play
Well, should I explain?
get a load of this guy
idc to hear it
play with me
so this is your main server huh
chess
Lackarian physics my ahh vro
no i js typed here today
why are you teaching them how to self react
you think wrong
pass
have you learnt it 🥀
Consider the compactification of 11-dimensional M-theory down to an effective 4-dimensional theory consistent with the Standard Model.
Explain the geometric requirements for the seven extra dimensions such that the resulting 4D theory possesses the minimal required supersymmetry (N=1 in 4D). Specifically, what type of holonomy manifold is necessary for the compact internal space x7
Oh, ok.
jion chess streajm 5
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Lemme ask gemini vro
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I'm good with biology for now 💀
When did we learn about holomony manifolds 🥀
It just doesn’t work for modern questions in physics and Einstein in my opinion explains the universe in a much sufficient way
come on
bro
Sigh, they banned arabic texts
so when we hosting a chess tournament id fr smoke everyone here
X7 must be a 7manifold with G2 holonomy
Who banned arabic texts
If Einstein wasn’t so smart maybe I wouldn’t be losing my mind over ts
me i hate arabs ans im racist
didnt i win against u
Chess
wow your memory really is lacking
Hello Mr. Hikaru
wannna play
adhd
you only took 2 pawns i checkmated tou
hey
i said no over 3 times now
Hello
anone play a mach whith me
ye right 🤣
then second game you copied stockfishes moves and we drawed atill
104.18.139.67
then you had to go
no i left
sorry I leaked my ip
Pardon?
whatsup
Oh, I got that thing around my profile
hes racist so am i ughh darn!! burn arabs
Why?
i got a cassette thingy
Check out ScienceClic on YouTube. Very instructive theoretical explanation
are you arab?
Yeah
do wana play mach?
Chat should I sleep
Yeah cuz of the covariant spinor required for super symmetry right
ur gonna get banned for this there r kids here
You seem like an arab why would you say such?

edgy ahh chat
wow thats such disrespect
bro want to play chess
what are we talking in this chat
Me
sorry i dont play for free
ha-chan what is happening
Only edge I’m talking about is that of a black hole 💀
Yall hate arabs or wtf is happening?
you think magnus carlssen wouldnplay you for free?
oh
ok
No other 7D holonomy group gives the correct amount
dunno
And to further specify, I mean the ones in space.
im ragebaiting u
but it is entertaining
:3
Link pls
Brooooo I lost my elo bc of this
i give me usernam
js play another game and get ur elo back omfg
tahersdk2
take the L nd move onnnnn
Ts what I thought, do u know if it needs to be ricci flat
Not ragebaited at all, I am in fact laying on my back on the bed
should i make this fans day?
Connect chess.com acc
😭
i give link
Wait is that real hikaru?
im p sure the G2 holonomy manifolds are automatically ricci flat so its always ricci flat no?
What did I send
is this chess or trinogomitry
What is your username?
Hy guys anyone 1+0???
what y'all talkin biut
dm
idk im autistic about any science
but what is it even i dont get what irs about

Right but I mean does it need to be ricci flat to satisfy four dimensional theory with an n=1 supersymmetry?

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Science is science
y'all just saying gibberish and im getting ragebaited arent I
Hi yall
Unfortunately, no.
Anyone
Hi
Chess 1+0??
Server ded?
Servers are down
did you know andromeda will collide with the milky way in 4 billion years
Well I’m not rage baiting at least I’m getting baited by this bullshit test in 4 hrs
YES
whats your major
I know, the server went down today because I closed my two years plus premium account
They could not handle it
Did you know it is twice as big as milky way
What is 
Lol
:KEK😭
yea i think so for Mtheory, 4D N=1, the internal space is ricci flat G2 holonomy for sure
<@&745328830649991179> not chess related
Computer engineer with a small concentration in advanced physics
Oh that's cool
Not to mention the plus 30K games and the achievements and the months I spent
bro shut up
😭 im gonna go through your entire chat history and ping mods at every non chess comment
I wanna pursue aerospace or maybe study abt quantum mechanics
Alr
fr
Guys is griff also a troll?
wtf
Aww, how cute🥹
Glad you’re so knowledgeable 
So adorable isn't it🥹
<@&745328830649991179> not chess related
stop larping
i study computer science too
Let mods rest🙏
Oo
Let me guess, is that you?🥹
Larping?
want a mach
nah griff is a snitch cant let him run free
I barely ever even play chess I just came here cuz ik this server is active and has the occasional smart person
im on my second year of CS and i finally understand how a for loop works in python
I do my daily chess puzzles though
t
Smh
💀
Ur pfp👁️👄👁️
Who’s larping now
What are you looking forward with the GIF over here young man
im not though cause i am studyinf computer science
im also bad
but i skipped everytninf
So bro is actually studying nothing 
nothing really its just cute⸜(。˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡
shekaru
ill explain to you in thorough detail how the double slit experiment works
I’ll 1v1 you in competitive rock climbing?
How?😆
wats that
Can you do it without googling anything
Hu
It’s like, you climb a rock, but you see who does it faster
I love it
And instead of a rock, it’s usually like a cliff
my mom wont allow
L mom 🥀
bruv just do it'
Study chess
no, you dont have mom
Yeah I was born in a lab how’d you know
I know what that GIF means, it is not simply cute my friend.
i can agree with this i was there
beacus im smart
i was the lab
ill give tou the ELI5 cause i doubt tou'd understand mt words but basically particles observed going through a split behave differently than when they're not observed (wave vs straight) though nowadays we know its cause of the instruments used to observe this phenomenon
So true
whats up doge?
yes
time to do 60 puzzles in a row
now, want mach
I mean cuteness is based on one's perspective, might not be for you, might be for me(˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)
Bro doubt I’d understand his words 🥀
Em quantum?
Oh sure,explain to me from your perspective how is that GIF cute.
do you?
I know a lot abt that actually, I kind of actually understood wave particle duality a few days ago finally
what gif
😭 vro tf you can't explain stuff like that, some things just are vro, like vro explain how brad pitt looks hot, it just is vro frfr
Sure sure
yo
Yuh
Yo
You can just assign an electron to a wave function which is like w(x,t) which is representative of probability amplitude of finding it at position x and time t, which evolves according to Schrodingers equation which I will not be copying but it’s like iħ(ðw/ðt) is equal to Hamiltonian w. And you can calculate wavelength in association with particle of momentum p with lamda = h/p. And then position xw = xŵ
And pŵ = -îh(ð/ðx)w
Hi
can someone tell me why i cant talk on vc
You need to connect ur account
idk how lolll
I will pretend like nothing happened and move on
do you understand the blackpill
Type /connect
Remember your right.
You mean the incel thing?
if thats what you wanna call it
yes
I understand the idea. But I categorically disagree with it
Sub3
so tough
Bro has no mercy.
thanksssss
Doofy aura farming
Dumbass ideology
whys that
My unmatched perspicacity, coupled with sheer indefatigably, makes me a feared alt in any realm of discord endeavor.
grey
andrew tate? our savior? our GOD and our lord
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check out this big guy
That’s a funny looking pawn
itd make more sense to see andrew tate as our lord and savior then jesus christ
It was from his father actually
Cuz it’s a bunch of bullshit people just spew to cope with the fact that they’re too lazy or full of themselves to improve themselves
What is
Jellyfish?
No bro its a pawn
they're not saying you cant or shouldnt improve yourself
They are saying it’s futile
And people use that as an excuse to just not do it
Even though I am a Muslim, TF are you on my friend?
deep sea jelly
its more so accepting how much of a factor genetics is in life and how big of an influence looks have
you're a slave to your hormones
and most if not all things are predetermined
Classical game ended in the most drawn position known to man, couldn't mess it up even if you tried
I do agree with this partly
that's literally calvinist ideology
by where you're born and who you're around
Right but the ultimate conclusion is the nihilistic idea that your relations are immutably predetermined making self improvements futile
Do you agree with the mute you will receive for not talking chess
your brain makes subconcious decisions miliseconds before "you" do
I hate to be the bearer of bad news but this is NOT chess talk
No shit 
I'm talking chess bro, the colour black is in chess, we're talking about blackpill
You better calm down young man.
Not true actually
chess
i take pills before chess so its relevant
chess
i agree with you but i dont believe thats what blackpill is anymore
why does chess exist
When I play ultrabullet I am faster than my brain
Idk if who you’re around is predetermined
im curious i wanna stand out
like 600 ish
Google search works wonders
Cuz that’s nurture
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you can see in your profile they telk you the percentile
i mean more geographically
Usually predetermination refers to like genetically
Oh
I doubt there are many things which are not faster than your brain, jk
I am predetermined to beat my wife and children, can't blame me god
holy youre right its 600
so like Guns, Germs, and Steel: The Fates of Human Societies by Jared Diamond
Big if false
damn how do i set up my profile
really, i thought people in a chess server would be atheist or agnostic since they'd be smarter
I’m pre determined
Of course my son
only book ive ever read was the one where tou can smell some pages and diary of a wimpy looser
smarter people don't follow tate
That’s a slippery slope, don’t say being agnostic/ atheist is smarter than something like Islam
Diary of a Wimpy Loser 😭🙏
i was being sarcastic
You better look out for your future my friend, thats all what I can tell you.
tbf whatever you say, tate is a master at marketing 💀
yeah i'm agnostic basically
You don’t read books?
cough cough @light cave cough cough
THE N WORD IS ******** BTW
Ik the servers are down but is there a website where they give server updates or something?
whar 🥀
hello, my name is anton

Yeah that’s a bold claim
you can be smart and a believer but as someone who was born and raised muslim and is still around almost only muslims i cant grasp how you can believe in any of the abrahamic religions while being logical and critical
Andrew Tate quote
No it’s nylium
definitely not one of the smarter ones
im reading this rn its lovely
HELLO
Chess!!!!
hello anton, would you mind if I caress your lymph nodes
Down ??
Pls do
wait does realrough actually do that 💀
Maybe their faith was predetermined 
It's a book written on future me
idk but I wouldnt put it past for someone like him
probably since its highly based on where you were born
uh
that's true i wouldnt be very surprised
and indoctrination from a young age
This is what someone says when they’re a close-minded individual with no regards for others being capable human beings on their own
Ts has less than my cc background pic
<@&745328830649991179> they talking about religion
Even though he only has one account.
No he tripping
Only if u mention it
My cousin pointed out that he voluntarily says stuff like this to ragebait/cause a reaction and i can kinda see it now lmao
you're just jealous that god chose me as his son
I can prove pre determination wrong any time, all I gotta do is figure out whether I was predetermined to off my self or not and then do th opposite 
He knows how to play the media and i respect it
we all are His sons

#:
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Throughout heaven and earth, god chose me as the lone restarted one
Ur just mad that my dad owns Roblox and my mom is Jesus
if you remove e and a from taetae you get tate 🤯
capable human beings on their own yet a religious person relies on a god for instructions on how they should live life those two cant be true
stop praising
Actually I have 2 dads Jeff bezos and Jesus of nether realm
If you remove -a from ha and add -oe at end🤯
define "smart" as used in this context
Alright guys the joke has gone on long enough lets return to talking about chess now

Molecule
Call me Blackbeard the pirate how I treasure her chest 
Get this baiter out
Dobyvatel2
Okay, do you know where they give server updates for chess?
Isnt Peter Pan a little boy
We should transform this channel
<@&745328830649991179> calling ha h*e???
Who tf said anything about Peter Pan
In fact the whole server
what is vro's problem with me😭
My bad

whyd you call me ho* 😔
I call my best buddy chums that
oh okay :3
Ha isn't offended bro
She peter my pan
I have until next year march for the state championship which is seven 90+30 games so I gotta lock in, or maybe 30+30 idk I wasn't paying attention well enough
if u take the word sleep, and replace S with a G and replace L with an A and replace both E and P with a Y, what does it sound?
Imagine playing 7 hour and a half long games in 1 day
Greenflower I'm gonna overtake you and change my name to goonchipps
@lone totem say and I quote "I was not offended at all I do not wish for the mute of this person"
yes frfr
alyyy
Pretty impressive that you can still play chess JFK considering you died over 30 years ago. You go off king
@grok what does it sound like
Well one can try and fit it in
I am helping him say his thoughts
why isn't it working
we don't want countingbrilliants to elongate his username further💔
this aint X mate
Mods, I was not offended at all I do not wish for the mute of this person
Read that as cunnilingus 🥀
<@&745328830649991179> This server is a chaos, BAN EVERYONE.
Imma call u ha lion vro
just make sure you breathe when he puts it in bro 🥀💔
Not today
not today
screw you
Do I gotta be racist & religiously opinionated to bring attention to this message?
Hello lads.
I was faster
Vro 💔
If you say "I am deeply offended by that persons comment and I wish for him to be punished" I will bring lalion back
Get it like the dark knight
If it makes me better at chess 🥺
When u say server updates wdym
I knew lalyion was your proxy
Like when chess servers are working, or their app
This is why he was so bad in chess
damn you cracked the code
Vro I grabbed a magnet and it had shrapnel on it and it's now in my hand
nuh uh amgod cakgoat is my buddy vro chum man guy he would never
Revive lalion then
It doesnt happen often but idk if it’ll say it on the app but asking here is also a good option
I don't even know who's that
Alrighty thank you
cutie patootie
A old user in this server
how they gon put it on the app when the server is down
Chess talk pls
what is the ritual to revive that person
Bro is gonna get me the one banned
e4 e5 Nf3 Nc6 Bc4 Bc5 b4!!
What is your opinion on the 2n sicillian
quick! talk about chess!
sacrifcing the....
Hi
idk never studied it
Wtf is 2n sicilian
free pawn smh
You need to find what he is doing and talk with him
Oh Mohit, how has it been my friend
nf6 nc6 e6 setup
2nd sicilian? I am really bad at remembering bab opening names ..
Goated opening
vro doesnt know evans gambit
man who are you though
It's 2 knight Sicillian
Isnt that just 4N sicilian?
It's 2N when I play it
Me? Hahaha...
Road to 1400 🙂
yall got your streaks yet?
"Only my knights matter, not my opps" ahh 😭 😭
ts not tuff
All 1400 is crazy good
free pawn vro
lolian is crazy
I was joking😭
Shows levels of potential unreachable by us
yeah thats the correct name mb, idk anything bout it though theoretically speaking
I am not gonna say who am I bruh
whos alt are you
@radiant swan can you donate me a desk so I can study Najdorf
dont tell anyone but ki's 3rd alt vro
welcome back Ki
Are you letting this disrespect
did batter get muted again
Like, what do you expect from a bran new account to say
Using my resources
what did i tell you
Probably sent another cat pic
I play 4N sicilian so I know a thing or 2
5th actually
Yes
But whatever
b3 b6
Thank you
how did ki/durban get by having the same account connected to 2 discord accounts for so long
I'm too broke to afford a desk
He knows how the blitz pool runs
Just build one vro
@torn sparrow you mean 2N sicilian with e6 or classical sicilian?
Everyone was scared to report the goat other than invis
invis the opp fr
go make one now
invis didnt report him btw
Ok vro
Idk bro it was just interaction bait 😭
How dis dood even 1100 bruh😭
good boy
He def did bro
I thought you actually started playing 4N sicilian 🥀
yeah I got that from your sicilian knowledge of h5 g5 against cuboid
It's true I was there
Bro hanged his queen🥀
hes 2100 cus i hang my queen yesterday too
Unless this is invis alt @torn sparrow idt he did
"if you tell us the truth we won't get mad" ahh statement
still amazes me how 2100s can be losing on move 4
Bad coach
@torn sparrow wanna practice the Whitefield sicilian
oh hn
why is there some guy called truth checker bro think he hercule poirot
2000 elo players hang their queen?
So invis did snitch lmfao
Lmao
yep not that common but yes
Yeah he didn't want to get leaked and was acting as friend of ki bro
yk who else hung his queen and is 2100?
5.5 hours of coaching centre imma go byee
Bruh
@rain lantern byee cutiepie see ya later :3
Bro is too lonely 💔
lolian tuff
fr vro
Dude how are u sending photos but i don't?
Ok no pause
Why do this to bro🥀
didnt some guy call you blueflower yesterday
everyone hates invis
They call me names
and transparent
he is actually rainbow vro
Why?
Don't send screenshots of random messages here
he is very rainbow in my dms fr
Dis not brilliant?
he does it to himself
me when my opponent plays a brilliant move that i don't understand
You called me blueflower 1 year ago bro
Guys, we should respect the hard working mod who is trying to calm down this server.
1agree
wsp cauliflower vro
2agree
Mohit is a chill guy
you were feeling blue back then vro that's why
Say 3agree bro
Wasnt there someone whose cc username was blueflower65?
4agree
5agree
Discover the online chess profile of Goonflower65 at Chess.com. See their chess rating, follow their best games, and challenge them to play a game.
ok redflower
6-7agree
hi transparent
Only 1 guy that could be bro
greenflowers real account
are we this degenerate that we spend our lives adding numbers in front of the word agree in an online chatroom
Yes
Ok caps (1300)
Btw this guy is def a lurker proxy
what is that supposed to mean 💔
lurker propoganda
What is happening to my generation? 
probably Greenflower’s alt
lurker me?????
Wdym your generation vro
your generation, every gen z's generation.
It was 67 today
10 years ago it was PPAP
brainrot has been for a while smh
Ppap💔
Wth is ppap
I'm going back home
Don't get out of topic now
Mb mojito
London is not trash
Denial
i tried everythingggggggg
<@&745328830649991179> Somebody support your co worker.
I lost 300 elo in one day....
Jobava london is keeping the london name up there

im my muted or anything
You forgot smth imp
Are we dedass
You need to connect your account to get access in voice channel. Use /connect
What?
*deadass
































































1. Nc3 d5 2. e4 d4 3. Nd5 f5 4. Nf4 fxe4 5. Qh5+ g6 6. Nxg6 hxg6 7. Qxh8 Nf6 8. Qh6 Bxh6 9. d3 Bxc1 10. Rxc1
THE KNIGHTTTT
Fear
i didddd
Check this brilliant to blunder 💔
How much are you rated
Fide or chess com or lichess?
Then try again. If that does not work let us know what error you get 🙂
MOHIT THE GOAT
Bruh I can't do this
hello
all 3
What will happen?
Fide-2071 classical, 1988 rapid and 1957 blitz
Chess.com- i forgor
Lichess-1500 at blitz and bullet and 1235 at rapid
How can i do like that?
What happened to akii 1
Where are my brilliants :(
Fide
➡️
Ye
Me

is playing chess a flex?
Dm
Yes

LOLLLL
I just did 18 misses in one game
That has to be impossible
you miss mate in two!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope to love Blitz as much as I love perfume!
It is possible
now you have to spend 10 more seconds!!!!!!!!!!
Do you have SS
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This is going to be a another Sleepless in Seattle because of blitz games.
To play a mate in 6
How are those 1600 players so slow in bullet 🥀
I mean to be fair, it’s not a hreat move but yeah a miss is a bit harsh
Not even magnus himself could replicate that
ok sonic
Send this to Gotham
Jesus
1738 aye (I was literally 2400 like 3 months ago idk how it went down so much 💔)
Damn I just solved it in my head too pat on the back to... myself 😫
Why are the kings kissing each other?
Your username is Mohit_Mod?
Maybe that's because of the puzzle rating change chess.com made
That's my moderator account
Can you ban people mid game to claim the win
So they can't capture me. If they did their king will also explode. Which is not allowed haha
Capturing a piece leads to an explosion that affects every adjacent piece, except pawns
I forgot there were other chess variants
That’s an awesome game
If a king captures another king it's a draw?
When are you becoming a GM?
if you ever see a king capture a king you should go take your schizophrenia meds
kings abandon their queen to make a true kingdom together
Bro atomic chess has theory?!? Wth
king abandons his queen👑 for another queen🏳️🌈
Chess has too many sweats bro 😭
If you've never tilted so hard and tried to mate your own king then you're new to chess
No. They can't just do that. But if that was possible then yes!
no i think ive just not done acid before playing chess before
I’m working on improving my game every day, so becoming a GM is definitely on the long-term horizon. It’s a tough journey, but I’m enjoying the process and learning a lot along the way. For now, I’m focused on steady progress and consistent practice. Who knows—maybe one day you’ll see me with that title!
chatgpt ahh response
Tilt is even worse than acid
Kings need a dom before they can make a kingdom
Chelsea on a generational run
Wait nvm they lost 3-1 to leads??? 😭
Don't even mention Leeds.
Aot music whilst reviewing my game to add dramatic effect
Yep this is my sign to leave
In all fairness Liverpool is shit

prime 2015 Liverpool 
Nice!
Finally code 500 problem is fix i thought I was ban forever,
What happened bro ?
idk i wasnt in a good position and they were playing good and then their internet became bad and they left the game or something
It's the most satisfying things went you are going to lose and they go offline
Poor guy
what do we think of this position
games not fun like that
its funny tho
its -1.7
cooked
yeah
Go b3 so you can develop your bishop it's very unemployed and jobless bishop
doesnt seem easy to start an attack tho
Thanks! Always fun to have something big to aim for. We’ll see where the journey takes me!
helo yall
greetings comrade
My pleasure,Have a great day
and you
does anyone have a nice neat format for taking notes on openings i can copy? i cant think of a nice way to do it
Sicilian dragon
i think its playable 🙏 you just gotta hope lke crazy
use lichess studies
🥀
since pawn advantage but the e4 pawn in dangerous
and you can practice openings with listudy
Because
I wish you nothing but the best!
i mean with pen and paper
why would you do that
Bro I will reply this later I guess I am in toilet
twitch oasis_myrtille if u want to coach me i'm 600 elo in bullet
If i dont accept they may advance and start a pawn chain
seems kinda awkward unless you're an expert visualiser
because its easier to study a page than to find a course on a website
my mom is kinda homeless
no like you can enter your opening into a lichess study
The grind never stops
ill go check
like this
Wait there is opening lines on lichess?
no you gotta make your own
or look at public studies
Hmmm
i mean for an easy way to memorise what to do if opponent responds with a or b then you do y or z
Hii friends
helo
Helo
Mam
you can use listudy to drill your opening like this
twitch oasis_myrtille if u want to coach me i'm 600 elo in bullet
hi
wdym by this lol
once you have something like this you can just copy the link into listudy and it will play one side of the opening and you respond with the other
Im 760 on rapids
i see, thanks
Lichess is freefor learning
Another day another being humbled moment
adopted by a 2700
imagine losing to a 2700 😂
Why did he challenge me tho
I am so random
@strange bobcatu can coach me if ur better than me
What's your elo?
hi
I would cook you so hard, you will become a carrot
damn, whats your elo
300
Becarefull guys you don't know him he is always in the place where chat is going to die forever I saw him before
what?? who are you?? nvm
Remember me ? Mikhail tal guy?
time to increase my elo from 1700 to 3000
Your bf friend
enough is enough. time to stand against bullies
Just so you know
I win against 2100s
Stockfish 17?
- Win against 2100s
- Loses on time
*17.1
Who is winning
lost on time
Yeah
time is also a factor
Black of course, they have a passed pawn 
2 sec wow bro is winning damn wow
All low elo chess player dragging me down
it does not work like that for me
did you really only play one match and just decided "im better than all of you"
I deserve more accuracy
oh god
no!!
u bullied the poor guy
😭🥀
It's just Blitz🥲
even worse
Yo
I defeat my highest Elo bot today wanna see ?
Try mine
Who
no
This 2100 must be so ahh
Name: MOHIT (mohit)
to anything 🥀
