💬〡chess-talk

[amber cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/firebook-kongo-nigeria-gif-6324230472092404887

[oblique dagger]

I forgot how to write my name

[junior anchor]

Well here goes the last original sentence

[kindred crypt]

I got 5 Marks off an A* in my math final and my teacher wanted to predict me a B cause last year I got a D on year 1 content

[thorn cliff]

are you in university right now?

statics can be hell

[azure musk]

I am

[azure musk]

IT ISSSSSSS

[thorn cliff]

what year

[azure musk]

First year

[kindred crypt]

6

[thorn cliff]

oh damn

i'm in my 2nd

[azure musk]

Thing is, I never took statics in school so it was my first time

[kindred crypt]

You made it sound like you're a super senior

[thorn cliff]

yeah that can make it hard

[thorn cliff]

where did i insinuate this lol

[azure musk]

how old r u

[kindred crypt]

Is this computing stuff

[nimble arch]

meh

second english class

[thorn cliff]

nineteen

[azure musk]

Ahh nice nice

I'm 17

[thorn cliff]

statics is civil/mechanical engineering

[junior anchor]

I am in my first grade HIGHSCHOOL BRO

[azure musk]

Yeah, istg I hate it sm

[kindred crypt]

Reported

[thorn cliff]

is that your major?

[kindred crypt]

Have fun being banned

[umbral hazel]

first year pysch student here

[thorn cliff]

i was an electrical engineering major before bailing

[azure musk]

No I'm in computer engineering

[junior anchor]

URGH I HATE NOT SAYING MORE

[thorn cliff]

wait why are they making you take statics for computer engineering

[kindred crypt]

First year seduction coach at the open university

[junior anchor]

I am gonna touch your appendicitis

[azure musk]

Apparently you have to, and next semester take dynamics

[thorn cliff]

what the hell?

[kindred crypt]

Usually the bladder is what I aim for

[thorn cliff]

have you done introductory electronics yet

wtf dynamics bro that's like mechanics

[junior anchor]

Why would i want ladder?

[kindred crypt]

No they be freestyling shi bro it's Egypt

[azure musk]

Not at all, the only thing we've done so far that has anything to do with electronics is engineering drawing on AutoCAD

[kindred crypt]

Haha guessed it

[azure musk]

🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[thorn cliff]

i have never heard statics being required for computer engineering

[junior anchor]

Everything is possible

[azure musk]

Apparently they just make us do shit now💔🫩

[junior anchor]

If you believe in yourself and others

[sudden roost]

appendicitis means inflammation of the appendix which is a medical condition, i think you meant appendix

[thorn cliff]

i bailed on my major due to the low level programming course

enjoy assembly!

[kindred crypt]

I thought it sounded weird but I didn't wanna embarrass Bro

[azure musk]

We start programing course next semester I hear

[kindred crypt]

You can't blame a goose

[thorn cliff]

@kindred crypt why do i sound like an unc lol

[junior anchor]

Yeah mb

[sudden roost]

does ur sister like cardio surgeons

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Gabriel C...... (middlegame)

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Rapid: 2304 (2339 peak)
Blitz: 2351 (peak)
Bullet: 2004 (peak)

[copper comet]

only 49 more rating points to go

[kindred crypt]

My sister doesn't like brokies lowk

[sudden roost]

im going to be making millions lowk

[kindred crypt]

Then moms gonna wake u up for breakfast

[junior anchor]

No one's shooting broski

[sudden roost]

which is steak and lobster

[kindred crypt]

Idk but it's a good thing

[sudden roost]

im shooting

[kindred crypt]

Zero court analysis bro

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> OLFU-ANT BS-PSYCH (no-reply91)

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Rapid: 2053 (2125 peak)
Blitz: 2008 (2022 peak)
Bullet: 2011 (peak)

[kindred crypt]

Mom's making u steak and lobster lol

[junior anchor]

Brick✌️

[sudden roost]

yeah sure i can call her mom

[azure musk]

Nice

[kindred crypt]

Get to 2400 and we will discuss, we can't be sane level

[sudden roost]

i peaked 2400

[azure musk]

What's ur elo now

[novel notch]

Crying with my 493

[kindred crypt]

Crying with my 613

[glossy axle]

Crying with my 240

[sudden roost]

blitz 2234 🥀

[junior anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/balls-493-gif-6807388790395828359

[azure musk]

Crying with my 270

[oblique dagger]

Crying with 0.39elo

[azure musk]

Dang

[junior anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/balls-613-gif-10089381093436565440

[kindred crypt]

Damn

[thorn cliff]

people who know me irl think i'm a first year

[azure musk]

Balls

[kindred crypt]

Call it the next jay cole album the way it's falling off

[junior anchor]

Guys do you know rule 270

[torn maple]

Whats a first tear?

[kindred crypt]

How old do I sound now I'm curious

[azure musk]

💀💀💀💀💀💔💔

[torn maple]

16

[kindred crypt]

First time you cry

[merry bough]

found this while importing games, completely unnecessary but incredibly badass

[thorn cliff]

i mean around 17 seems pretty accurate

[torn maple]

😐

[merry bough]

knight endgame, up a pawn

there was a pawn on g4

[kindred crypt]

Would u be disappointed if I'm older

[merry bough]

not my game

[thorn cliff]

what kind of question is that?

[junior anchor]

Was there a pawn

[merry bough]

yeah

[kindred crypt]

Mental maturity wise

[junior anchor]

Ok i guess kinda reasonable but patience pays off

[merry bough]

i mean literally any move wins but black calculated the knight sac as winning and played it

[thorn cliff]

it wouldn't bother me in any way shape or form

[merry bough]

completely unnecessary but cool

[kindred crypt]

Lol, I'm closer to your age actually

[thorn cliff]

what programming language

[kindred crypt]

A bit older than u

[foggy portal]

what about a chess variant where the first 2 moves are randomized so it iisn't the same game every time

[torn maple]

Whats a first year?

[thorn cliff]

not surprised at all

[thorn cliff]

first year in university (i'm in my second)

[merry bough]

i have a better idea, chess variant where the starting position is 10 moves into some theoretical opening

[kindred crypt]

People be doing everything but playing 960

[thorn cliff]

1. f3 2. g4

[torn maple]

But you can join university at any age

[kindred crypt]

That's just lichess themed arenas lol

[thorn cliff]

technically true but in america 99.9% of the time it's pretty standardized

[azure musk]

Idk I haven't checked or asked

[torn maple]

Here in Brazil most people in college are 17-23yo too, but there are some older people as well

[merry bough]

no i mean stuff like this

[azure musk]

That's everywhere tho

[merry bough]

this is equal

[torn maple]

Ik

[kindred crypt]

Oh lol

[kindred crypt]

Cool I thought you were russian

[thorn cliff]

pretty much every first year i've met on campus is 18 at the beginning of the school year and 19 by the end of it

idk why it's very uniform here

[merry bough]

stuff like this

[kindred crypt]

My education was interrupted for 2 years

[torn maple]

My first year i met a 46 and a 63 yo guy 💀

[worthy night]

Is it not possible to reach around 2000 elo without coaching and learning by just playing online and watchig videos

[thorn cliff]

probably since the college experience is vastly different from most other places worldwide

[worthy night]

Had anyone in the server done that

I mean in the chat rm

[young swan]

should be a brilliant

[kindred crypt]

Yes I'm 2000 right now

[young swan]

me

[merry bough]

or whatever tf this is

[thorn cliff]

Absolutely yes

[young swan]

I started as a 700 and now im 2250+

[kindred crypt]

This is only fun for one side

[thorn cliff]

i've never had an actual coach

[young swan]

same

[merry bough]

nope, it's fun for both sides

[azure musk]

Same

[young swan]

holy ignore

[thorn cliff]

too expensive when i can just run data analytics to find out if a suspected weak spot is an actual weakness in my playing ability

[merry bough]

i had a high school chess coach but he wasn't that good

[torn maple]

Why? 🤨

[azure musk]

Self learning is always gonna be the best way

[azure musk]

What's his elo

[kindred crypt]

Cause of the nepo pfp

[merry bough]

one time i bet my entire chess career on a single game since that game was the most important game of my career up to that point

[torn maple]

I like russian players a lot

[kindred crypt]

And the way you talked

[high gorge]

what was like your biggest obstacle, and how fast did you improve. (reach 200)

[merry bough]

win or the season is over

[young swan]

sup @high gorge

[merry bough]

and the team doesn't make it to the state championship for the first time in like 30 years

[torn maple]

Grischuk and Nepo are my favorites

[nimble arch]

is this colab numpy

whats the goal of this though... acpl?

[merry bough]

proceeded to play 0/0/0/12 acpl

[thorn cliff]

don't do that, i played an NM who said he would retire if he lost to the banned gambit, sure enough i played h5, Rh6, and i won since he hung his queen to a sniper bishop.
I hope he's enjoying his retirement!

[high gorge]

sup coach, im 1700 now and kinda stuck, that free coaching would come in handy

[young swan]

yeah sure ill see what I can do, make a ticket

[kindred crypt]

I reached 200 day 1. Biggest obstacle was life cause I don't take chess seriously, everyone improves differently and I took a lot of chess breaks and quit at some point. Started playing in 2020 till 2022 then took a break for a year then 2023 came back and now it's 2025. You can probably get to 2000 in one year or 2 of focus

[merry bough]

haven't done it since, i mean ive said i would quit if i didn't get back to a certain rating by a specific time, but never again have i bet my entire future chess career on one game

[nimble arch]

0acpl is not real

[merry bough]

yes it is, just play a drawn position for 400 moves

[thorn cliff]

basically blackwins_eval is the evaluation by move 12 on average in my games when the end result is a win, similarly for the others. It shows that my black wins are approximately equal positions by move 12, while my black losses are already dead in the opening (+1.7!)

[merry bough]

there's one game where white and black repeated the position like 50 times

[high gorge]

noted. thanks for the info

[kindred crypt]

Can you teach a sentence in Portuguese slang only a Brazilian would know for my friend from cape verde

[merry bough]

somehow no one stepped in to stop them

[kindred crypt]

Is that your goal

[high gorge]

yesss

[thorn cliff]

i mean he was joking but like still it was hella funny

[young swan]

yo @kindred crypt check dm

[kindred crypt]

Focus on your fundamentals make sure to develop good principles from the start, don't get to 2000 then have to re learn stuff cause you did that bad first time

[young swan]

@lunar thorn

what is this bot

I js found a random bot in the server 🗿

[merry bough]

cool game

[nimble arch]

Thats pretty neat, seems like a good start to making a few graphs

[tulip ether]

join chess tourney pls 😄 any elo

https://www.chess.com/play/tournament/6093723

[high gorge]

thats such an underated advise, thanks

[merry bough]

i have like 2k imported games

[thorn cliff]

i was planning to do that but i'm delaying it until after my semester is done

[merry bough]

only like 50 of them mine

[thorn cliff]

nelson played the elephant gambit then lost a piece on move 6

[high gorge]

is it rated ?

[nimble arch]

is that colab or just j.notebook and why that

[kindred crypt]

Probably me in 30 years after becoming Fm

[tulip ether]

yup

[thorn cliff]

just jupyter notebook

[azure musk]

Chad

[thorn cliff]

just showing that it can happen to anyone

[nimble arch]

ngl some of us here dont look upon nelson highly

[azure musk]

Hes good but not that good, nm is respectfully the least impressive title

[chilly musk]

Didn't he master the board game?

[nimble arch]

like my most recent game was agaisnt a higher rated player online

[chilly musk]

I wanna take a break from chess for a day but im afraid I'll forget how to play it again

[thorn cliff]

i mean it could be any titled player but people have their bad games

there are lots of levy clips of him hanging stuff

[dull blaze]

hes awful

[thorn cliff]

ayo hold up what is up with the Nelson disrespect lol

I swear this happened to manudavid too

[dull blaze]

manudavid is good

[nimble arch]

its not just because of their general bad games

[nimble arch]

we dont disrespect him

[nimble arch]

some of us here beat him

[signal snow]

I like how Hikaru admitted to lichess being far superior to chess.com in terms of gameplay

[sage breach]

Hi guys, can I get y'all usernames cuz I wanna play a variant I created.

[nimble arch]

no thanks

[dull blaze]

mechanically yes playerbase wise no

[signal snow]

Duh, I literally said "gameplay "

[nimble arch]

???

its the same gameplay almost

[dull blaze]

gameplay is an extremely generic term lol

[signal snow]

Okay mechanically

[dull blaze]

way less lag and premove system better

[signal snow]

Not close

[dull blaze]

I mean

it doesnt really matter

its like slightly better but in the long term I wouldn't really notice a difference

[signal snow]

The difference is always there, I would like a chess app with lichess mechanics and chess.com features

[kindred crypt]

We all died in 2012 and this is hell

[signal snow]

It was hell from the very beginning

[kindred crypt]

We all never improve in chess and this is where it ends

[dull blaze]

yeah

I got worse but my rating has gone up

elo inflation is real

[nimble arch]

sure but overall its still chess
like idk how much of a gameplay difference you can acutally compare it to for the most part

premoves make a difference but its not substantual

[signal snow]

Well in terms of bullet, there is a huge difference

[shadow obsidian]

Significant difference between lichess and chess com

[dull blaze]

bullet is a dumb time control so it doesnt matter

[nimble arch]

the difference of lag really depends between different people

like for me I feel little lag on either site

[faint flame]

anyone wanna play

[signal snow]

Dumb time control, meanwhile the best players in the planet play it the most

[nimble arch]

well its easier to play bullet games than classical games

[shadow obsidian]

Pixel has been brainwashed by MightMarkus more than likely

[dull blaze]

yeah cuz theres more volume

[nimble arch]

not too fair of a comparison

[dull blaze]

doesnt mean they like it more 💀 💀

[nimble arch]

the gameplay of it??

[signal snow]

Oh they like it more, Magnus literally quit classical chess, he ain't quitting speed chess anytime soon

[shadow obsidian]

More consumer friendly

[dull blaze]

💀 💀 💀

[nimble arch]

you realise the entire topic is about the gameplay right?

like if you actually read the context of the conversation

[shadow obsidian]

Chess com is just a ploy to sell more sponsorships that provide no long term benefit other than flashy symbols and funny bot lines

[shadow obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-ragebait-rage-bait-jarvis-clip-that-jarvis-meme-gif-11046632004782930587

I think lichess gameplay is better tho still

Better response times on lichess

[nimble arch]

Sure but I dont consider it sustantual

[nimble arch]

in regards to this this varies between locations

[shadow obsidian]

You’ll only see the difference in bullet or hyperbullet

Rapid tc not affected nearly as much

[nimble arch]

lichess is hosted in france whereas chess.coms are hosted in the US

[high gorge]

ignoring me like crazy, did I do something to upset you

[signal snow]

In one of Hikaru lichess games when he had about 45 seconds, he said if it was cc he would be in time trouble 💀

[shadow obsidian]

This is not reliable info pal

[nimble arch]

I checked checked, chess.com is faster for me

[shadow obsidian]

Where are u from pixel

[nimble arch]

*I just checked

Im located around the americas, so it makes sence

[shadow obsidian]

interesting

[nimble arch]

geographically speaking as well

[signal snow]

You lose 0 seconds per pre move on lichess pal

[shadow obsidian]

Not how that works

[nimble arch]

and so does my opponent so its fair ig

[signal snow]

That's how it works lol

[boreal mesa]

Isn’t that like that one place where like christianpher Columbo went to back in the 90’s and discovered

[nimble arch]

no it was way earlier than that

[boreal mesa]

80’s

[nimble arch]

bro what

[signal snow]

Also lichess compensates for lag

[boreal mesa]

I’m getting warmer aren’t I

[nimble arch]

indeed

[signal snow]

Let's say I have 250 ping and my opponent has like 20 ping, they ain't flagging me ever, but on cc I'm getting flagged more than 95% of the time

[boreal mesa]

U need a better mouse

[signal snow]

That's just bs in my opinion

[nimble arch]

its not just a ping thing lol

[boreal mesa]

🐁

[boreal mesa]

Look at this little guy u need someone like him

[signal snow]

With lichess I don't need a better mouse hence the whole point of the discussion

[nimble arch]

thats not quite the point but uh ok

I dont play with a mouse, bullet is my highest rated time control

[nimble arch]

so does chess.com btw

[signal snow]

That would be true if I didn't lose 90% of my games due to being flagged on cc, I rarely lose on position

[nimble arch]

you also think when you are playing chess

[boreal mesa]

Bro what lichess is way harder to time manage especially since you can only pre move once at a time

[nimble arch]

also 90% is quite an intresting number

[thorn cliff]

How does he define gameplay

[nimble arch]

sounds made up

[amber cairn]

guys chess.com is on to me

[signal snow]

He said lichess feels like you have a lot of time and it's way smoother

[nimble arch]

I mean sure

we uh dont really care about the opinions of em

[signal snow]

The best player on the site btw

[nimble arch]

how highly do you regard the engine

[signal snow]

What is that even about?

[nimble arch]

well the engine is stronger, yet we have understood that there are many things up to preference

[signal snow]

Bro an engine has no opinion, it is just a tool lol

[nimble arch]

you take it as fact then?

[signal snow]

Bro I don't know what point you are trying to make, all I said is the best player on cc thinks lichess has superior gameplay/mechanics

[nimble arch]

ok sure

im saying that it doesnt matter their status really

[steel prairie]

But he thinks

[nimble arch]

different people have different opinions

some people may perfer different things

[fleet dove]

I personally like chess.com’s premove system more

[nimble arch]

oh yeah btw have you tested your lag? judging from your geographical location you should have less lag from chess.com

[nimble arch]

for example

[signal snow]

True, but I would rather lose on position 99% of the time than lose to time trouble

[steel prairie]

Does anyone turn it on?

[wheat sequoia]

can someone explain a brilliant move to me i played it but i dont understand why its briliant

[signal snow]

It's a fact though

[nimble arch]

turn what on?

[wheat sequoia]

is there somewhere i can send screenshots?

[nimble arch]

you can send screenshots after connecting your discord account to chess.com

[frosty peak]

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[grave hamlet]

Can someone send me all their chess skills? I’ll trade 4 dollars

[wheat sequoia]

okay thanks!

[signal snow]

What?💀

[grave hamlet]

I’m at work rn, just losing my mind I wanna be home

[smoky ivy]

I feel so goated winning as Black

[wheat sequoia]

now what do i get a role or something

[steel prairie]

I'm not going to explain anything to you

[nimble arch]

my chess skills have a current valuation of 425,000$ based on the time spent playing/learning chess

you may have 1/1000th for it

[grave hamlet]

I’ll take the 4 dollar option Tyty

If I throw in another 3 dollars can I get a bishop knight endgame manual?

[signal snow]

In simple terms on lichess you worry only about the position, while on cc you worry about position and time, that's my point in simple terms

[steel prairie]

Sorry I'm drunk

[signal snow]

Wait

[nimble arch]

Pixel currently does not include that as he belives that the investment of time is better suited elsewhere. We belive that you should take a look at the most invested reti and petrov sections. The phillidor positons and rook endgames are our most valued outside of openings

[signal snow]

I wasn't trying to say lichess is a better site , I think maybe yall think I am implying that

[grave hamlet]

Screw phikidor and lucena, they can keep the positions to their own chess board

[steel prairie]

Are you talking about yourself... or about yourself?

[grave hamlet]

Aight ty, back to work now, the mines call me

[frosty peak]

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Rapid: 2304 (2339 peak)
Blitz: 2370 (peak)
Bullet: 2004 (peak)

[copper comet]

Guys 2400 is very possible

[signal snow]

Also if there is no difference why can't we have cross platform, 😂 i play on lichess and my opponent plays on cc

[nimble arch]

just pick a platform lol

why that

its just chess

[signal snow]

We have to unify chess

[wheat sequoia]

]A

[wicked ingot]

Hi

[wicked ingot]

I agree

[wicked ingot]

I agree but lichess has so little latency when u compare the two

I’ve premoved mate and flagged before

With 3 seconds

[merry bough]

hmm

very interesting

[storm rose]

you have it in the bag

[frosty peak]

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Rapid: 2350 (2355 peak)
Blitz: 2226 (2242 peak)
Bullet: 2230 (2243 peak)

[storm rose]

i suck at blitz

[merry bough]

up until July 2007, ICCF (correspondence chess) required specifying the marital status of female (but not male) players when using their name

crazy

[harsh kite]

we collectively suck at blitz

[wicked ingot]

Prob cus of miss and missus

[tired hamlet]

BRUH CHECK #💬〡general-off-topic RN

[merry bough]

yeah, but you have your first and last name anyway, there's no reason to also specify that

[late aspen]

95k spotify minutes...

[tired hamlet]

SOMEONE DELETE THAT WTF

[magic shard]

https://tenor.com/view/we-breaking-bad-walter-white-gif-14928204287258878513

[merry bough]

did something get deleted?

because i see nothing in the past hour

[wicked ingot]

I mean it’s definitely a thing and why else would they do it

[merry bough]

male players didn't have to put Mr.

[wicked ingot]

On like most government forms in America

[tired hamlet]

No i lied i just wanted to get people excited for no reason

[merry bough]

bruh

[wicked ingot]

Because there’s no married variation of mister

[merry bough]

how about the sane approach, not requiring any title in your name, why tf do a bunch of chess players need to know if you're married or not

[tired hamlet]

why does Ringed look like a hybrid of alireza and kramnik

[merry bough]

you wouldn't put that on your FIDE or USCF chess notation sheet

[harsh kite]

me and you ✌️🔥

[wicked ingot]

They haven’t required it for 18 years apparently but it’s definitely a common thing in documentation at least in America

[tired hamlet]

no way yoru's still muted

[magic shard]

shes banned actually

[harsh kite]

and will be probably for a very long time

[merry bough]

i guess

[tired hamlet]

WHAT YALL BANNED THE ENGINEER

[nimble arch]

wow I never knew this

fun trivia

[merry bough]

ICCF is actually ahead of FIDE in terms of gender equality because they completely got rid of gendered titles a few years ago

[wicked ingot]

I believe that women’s titles are good for chess inclusivity

[merry bough]

no more Ladies World Championship either

[nimble arch]

btw im not winter pfping YET I might try to make a new sort of winter pixel.

[tired hamlet]

YORU GOES TO A T20 SCHOOL, HOW COULD YOU BAN HER

[quasi nova]

147k 🥺

[merry bough]

i agree

[harsh kite]

thats a fair point

[merry bough]

what did yoru do

[tired hamlet]

she goes to the same school i went to i won't stand for this

[nimble arch]

That doesnt change how you behave

[magic shard]

true if you want to have a winter pfp at least make it good

[harsh kite]

alumni empathy type stuff

[magic shard]

mods found out she had an alt in the server

[tired hamlet]

FREE THE WILDCAT

[merry bough]

why does that mean insta-ban

[nimble arch]

is not insta ban. I think bast found 3 of my alts already

[tired hamlet]

how, do they check ips?

[nimble arch]

its only if they are ban evading

[wicked ingot]

She didn’t rly hide it

[merry bough]

"Print" ahh ban

[nimble arch]

not even possible if no connection

[magic shard]

I'm not sure if I would guess maybe some accounts had active moderations

[tired hamlet]

<@&745328830649991179> I want full transparency. When checking for alts, do you guys secretly track people's ip addresses

[merry bough]

bruh how would you get banned from this server

[quasi nova]

How are you this bad at hiding alts 💔

[magic shard]

yeah then maybe moderations have something to do with it

[merry bough]

no, discord does that

[harsh kite]

mightymarkus on the shift

[nimble arch]

I rename my alts and change pfp rather than making a new account for the most part

[quasi nova]

Markus with the Ban Note

[nimble arch]

if anyone left a note then it will stay there

[tired hamlet]

But do mods have access to people's ip addresses

[merry bough]

i think so

[magic shard]

also ki got banned again

[quasi nova]

Lazy ahh vro

[harsh kite]

2 warnings 17234 lockouts

[nimble arch]

the thing is it works

[wicked ingot]

Why would anyone have an alt in the chess.com server

[merry bough]

cause they got banned

[quasi nova]

Yep, I forgot what he even did this time

[merry bough]

maybe for being too freaky

[magic shard]

the mods found out that durban was kij and they banned him

[nimble arch]

it took them this long?

[magic shard]

we're losing so many guys

[quasi nova]

I only have 6 time outs, I need to up my game

[tired hamlet]

WHAT DURBAN GOT BANNED

[harsh kite]

chat without ki and yoru is like an angel without its wings

that was such a bad use of simile but whatever

[magic shard]

actually he got snitched on I checked message history

[nimble arch]

I wouldnt say that

[tired hamlet]

please tell me my boy doby patel is still in here

@small jungle okay good

[magic shard]

I don't think the mods would have realized it otherwise

[harsh kite]

didnt a guy pinged mods for that

[quasi nova]

Is yoru locked, I thought they were just timed out

[harsh kite]

💪

[harsh kite]

banned

[tired hamlet]

BANNED WITH A B

[quasi nova]

Holy peak

[magic shard]

it was bad 💀
yoru is a good member sometimes but she also says stuff that shouldn't be said

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> krabbythepilot

This is the Chess.com profile of krabbythepilot. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Blitz: 521 (peak)

[quasi nova]

What did Yoru say

[magic shard]

yes it's in this channels message history

[tired hamlet]

they found out she had an alt

[quasi nova]

Every time I was in chat when they were, it was pure freak

[magic shard]

she would talk about chess sometimes

[wicked ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/jim-mission-hill-jim-kuback-gif-7792254458202821686

[magic shard]

but other times it was degen

[nimble arch]

with a B?
wow.
I thought it could be BANNED with a C
CANNED

[quasi nova]

How would an alt get you banned

[nimble arch]

extensivley degen

[quasi nova]

Only in Australia

[tired hamlet]

THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO SENATOR DURBAN

[quasi nova]

Well Durban was ban evading

[tired hamlet]

wait we can have alts in here if we're not banned?

[wicked ingot]

My name is rettab and I am evil

[nimble arch]

Zax is cheater as always

[visual plover]

im so washed 💔

[quasi nova]

Were you formed from a hand

[visual plover]

im washeeeeeeed

im sooooooooooooooooooo washeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

[nimble arch]

true you didnt deserve the title of cheater

[magic shard]

the "yoru" account got muted for sending an inappropriate image

[quasi nova]

Ofc

[nimble arch]

along with inapproprite comments

[quasi nova]

Yoru was THE freak

[tired hamlet]

okay that's like the average NU student, we're weird who cares

[wicked ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/retep-family-guy-peter-griffin-petep-retep-family-guy-gif-274190631576872315

[magic shard]

"durban" was banned because they found him to be an alt of ki who is locked out

[magic shard]

the mods care (inconsistently)

[visual plover]

just create a third alt les go

[wicked ingot]

Fr

[nimble arch]

better question was why Ki was banned

[magic shard]

I don't think ki is coming back anytime soon

[nimble arch]

Or just leave cc its not good for you anyways

[wicked ingot]

I think he named a phineas and ferb character

[visual plover]

😭

[tired hamlet]

<@&745328830649991179> I want the truth. Are members allowed to have alts in here if they're not banned.

[wicked ingot]

Yea

[magic shard]

his most recent lockout was for toxicity even though he wasn't toxic

and he couldn't appeal until february

[tired hamlet]

half these mods got do not disturb on, how are they gonna read my pings

[nimble arch]

When I asked this question two years ago, the answer was a hard "yes". Not sure how this pretains nowadays

[visual plover]

chess is addicting i need rehab

[magic shard]

purloin was the original alt

[wicked ingot]

@patent patrol

[visual plover]

someone lock me up in a cell and eat the key

[tired hamlet]

boi u been here for a while sheesh

[naive jackal]

Alting is not welcome here.

[nimble arch]

Yeah though I had a few others on different usernames

[tired hamlet]

@nimble arch how do u explain this

[nimble arch]

I mean emails

[magic shard]

I remember purloin and incognito the most

[nimble arch]

purloin accidently won a chess tourney

[signal snow]

GMs have multiple accounts

[nimble arch]

incognito was a joke

[sharp narwhal]

IM UNBANNED shit im on my third warning

[tired hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/hang-first-time-smiles-gif-14991372

[sharp narwhal]

soft mods

[sharp narwhal]

[quasi nova]

3rd times the charm

[harsh kite]

https://tenor.com/view/man-praying-black-man-praying-black-man-praying-and-crying-man-praying-and-crying-gif-23376408540985609

[sharp narwhal]

they be having me in shackles

[harsh kite]

heaven has claimed another one

[wicked ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-cute-gif-gif-27302188

[sharp narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/when-your-team-too-good-ban-salt-bae-gif-7580925

[magic shard]

I still see him in group chats lol

[sharp narwhal]

i swear i get muted these days just for the hop on chess gif

[harsh kite]

oh u got a gc with him?

[magic shard]

yeah

[quasi nova]

Ki is in the same timezone and country as me, that narrows down how location a bit, I shall begin my grand search

[harsh kite]

i mean im pretty sure ki and yoru are still chronically online just not on this server anymore

[sharp narwhal]

isnt yoru just duck alt

[harsh kite]

yeah

[quasi nova]

Probably terrorising the lichess server

[sharp narwhal]

the question is where is calliope

[nimble arch]

6 degrees of seperation they say, but within the same country it should be closer to 4

[nimble arch]

Yep! Not many people remember tophat tho

[magic shard]

the mods server execution of calliope was probably justified

[harsh kite]

justified exile

[nimble arch]

I actually blocked calliope

[visual plover]

i dooooo WE both know furina is the goat

[quasi nova]

With Ki banned, he can't say his favourite word anymore

[slim mortar]

wdym by soft

[magic shard]

the goat is here

[lethal star]

God loves you!Jesus died& rose again for us to be saved,we need to believe and repent get gift of forgiveness,true joy&eternal life.Your choice is eternal. He saved me&can help you✝️🤍

[magic shard]

undisputed goat is here

[kindred crypt]

Today's test, do you have a winning combination, or is it just a fluke?

[lethal star]

A day is coming where we'll be judged, those who believe&repent get life and not punishment!He healed me&my friend!If you wanna reply you can thru my comment on the last video this channel.Bye, TC!✨

[sharp narwhal]

Hii zax 🫶

[lethal star]

You should search up some testimonies&historical evidence:)They're truly amazing&true! Not just in the past but now too.He heals the brokenhearted&binds up their wounds.He'll wipe away every tear✝️💕

[quasi nova]

Copy and paste ❤️

[sharp narwhal]

mods are the biggest softiessss here

[wicked ingot]

What da hell is TC

[magic shard]

they just lack context

[kindred crypt]

catholics believe in purgatory though, so not accurate for all christians

[spare aspen]

Go screw off

[magic shard]

you need to be active enouhg in chat to be a good mod

[visual plover]

Heya North you 2400 yet?

[wicked ingot]

Catholics don’t even believe in being saved

They think u can go to heaven off good deeds alone

[sharp narwhal]

i send oneeee off topic chat and they cry

[sharp narwhal]

shut up bitch

[harsh kite]

i believe they just rather not do anything until someone has addresssed them to an issue with ping

[magic shard]

what's your real rating btw

[visual plover]

BLUD

[quasi nova]

"mods be having me in shackles" yeah I wonder why

[visual plover]

RELAX

[kindred crypt]

that's a lie, they believe baptism saves

[granite rain]

#💬〡general-off-topic

[wicked ingot]

Not for the same reason tho and baptism isn’t exclusive to being ‘saved’ in Protestant idealisms

Methodists will just sprinkle water on u

[granite rain]

#💬〡general-off-topic

[quasi nova]

General off topic is boring 😔

[wicked ingot]

Talk about chess @granite rain plz

[sharp narwhal]

tbh i wanted to say that since you left my server all jokes tho

[granite rain]

These clowns are the ones not talking abt chess

[magic shard]

who are you

[full cobalt]

Why is everyone banned

[sharp narwhal]

2346 on lichess

[quasi nova]

The great calamity (Markus probably) washed over them

[wicked ingot]

No one cares if ur not gonna start a conversation and instead just be mad at people for talking

[full cobalt]

Tf did esipenko fan and zekodin do to get locked out

[granite rain]

who's mad?

[quasi nova]

Probably ngl

[wicked ingot]

like yall have no clue how to socialize… 😅

[sharp narwhal]

ive been here for a while im just inactive like really inactive ive even been here since frenemy role tf is las anyways

[quasi nova]

If they aren't active, they are probably locked out at this point

[magic shard]

rapid blitz or bullet

[granite rain]

im here to talk about chess and i dont want mfs talking about religion is that a crime

[wicked ingot]

Talk about chess then

[full cobalt]

They are

[quasi nova]

What's chess

[wicked ingot]

I’m waiting

[sharp narwhal]

2346 blitz 2231 rapid

i dont play bullet i hate it

[granite rain]

haha funny

[magic shard]

am I supposed to know who you are

[quasi nova]

Ikr thanks

[granite rain]

bum

[wicked ingot]

😂

[magic shard]

have we played before

[wicked ingot]

Hell of a conversationalist

[nimble arch]

you can check

no?

[magic shard]

I don't know his account username

only information I have are ratings

[visual plover]

you were spamming me to play genshin again 🥀💔 inv again but no more genshin world farming

[nimble arch]

right but you have his rating which gives you enough with the lb method

[visual plover]

@sharp narwhal also get 2400 or ur also washed

[full cobalt]

Should be able to figure it out based on that ngl

[magic shard]

I don't know how to get past the top 2000 players it just stops there

[nimble arch]

2331 is top 100

[wicked ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/492650272506773505/761417709153288212/blink.gif

[full cobalt]

Why is this cat opening the door constantly smfh

[magic shard]

nah what

[sharp narwhal]

i dont think so although ive stalked ur profile before

[granite rain]

you should play the bird

[full cobalt]

She just woke me up and came to harass me again

[quasi nova]

Your boutta get the batter treatment

[sharp narwhal]

slide into them dms twin

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-sonic-gif-16480151311255377524

[magic shard]

would you like to dm me your username

[wicked ingot]

No talking about cats or posting pictures of cats in #💬〡chess-talk

[sharp narwhal]

nah

[tired hamlet]

who else is banned that was a popular member in here

[wicked ingot]

Complicatedlife sent a dude to my house to break my knees over that

[harsh kite]

2331 is NOT t100 😭

[full cobalt]

Is he banned too

[wicked ingot]

Callumdoyle but I didn’t know him that well

[magic shard]

is there any other information I should know that I'm not remembering

[quasi nova]

Timed out

[harsh kite]

what did batter do

[quasi nova]

I fear when we lost paint, the server began crumbling

[wicked ingot]

Bro

[visual plover]

bro never changes 😭 🥀

[full cobalt]

Why not atp

[wicked ingot]

My name is rettab and I am evil

[quasi nova]

Sent a cat pic

[harsh kite]

???

[nimble arch]

oh nvm their system works differently, still findable

[wicked ingot]

They mute me for two hours but my discord is limited for fraud

[sharp narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/focalors-hydro-archon-god-focalor-furina-gif-1127504485316721071

[wicked ingot]

O sry

[quasi nova]

Execute his ahh

[harsh kite]

i thought complicatedlife is chill

[nimble arch]

he does shorter mutes than most mods

[wicked ingot]

He failed to mute someone so I said fail @/Complicatedlife so I assume he fell for the ragebait

[sharp narwhal]

ayo check it out im a REPEAT offender

[harsh kite]

💀

[magic shard]

@sharp narwhal what openings do you play

[harsh kite]

what even is the inappropriate gif

[glass tartan]

i get muted for posing non chess memes

[sharp narwhal]

French, Benoni, scillian, Jobava, queens gambit and ruy

fun time

[dull blaze]

why do u play like 10 openings

[sharp narwhal]

i cant let them catch me tbh

[twin patio]

Why deleting 🔥 gif

[magic shard]

siverking saw jobava and had to say something

[sharp narwhal]

IM ON MY THIRD WARNING

https://tenor.com/view/release-trapped-let-me-out-gif-22011447

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> lazy_failure

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2308 (peak)
Blitz: 2303 (2322 peak)
Bullet: 2013 (2102 peak)

[sharp narwhal]

fun

im a adhd kid

[nimble arch]

I have maybe 8

[sharp narwhal]

lemme guess Reti transpose into 1 trillion openings

[tired hamlet]

paint's still in this server

[nimble arch]

many but not quite

[magic shard]

this is like the dark ages of chess discord servers

[quasi nova]

He should appeal ts vro

[magic shard]

it's not only this server that's at a low point

[sharp narwhal]

Dont be shocked if im banned by next week

[nimble arch]

until you actually test my program (december 20th for sure trust)

[sharp narwhal]

im legit on my last legs

[magic shard]

bet

[ancient lantern]

I can'

[nimble arch]

hopefully will get it out early 2026

[ancient lantern]

cant get 1700 and its your fault dor

[wicked ingot]

ur telling me girl

[magic shard]

if I have to download random stuff or do some terminal code then idk

[magic shard]

it's not my fault

[visual plover]

The alt method

[nimble arch]

part of it is seeing if im able to package it into an exe. it shouldnt be complicated, that just makes it harder to have users

[ancient lantern]

dor you da real art

[twin patio]

Don’t call people cheater even as a joke

[magic shard]

I'll see what you do

[visual plover]

You and pixel are still here tho 🔥

[wicked ingot]

m*rkus

[magic shard]

what are you yapping about

[magic shard]

yeah at least theres that

[wicked ingot]

dont post non chess.com related links ---> typeracer challenge

[nimble arch]

should try to switch to a different server

[sharp narwhal]

rules are set to be broken for real

[nimble arch]

and im not talking about the clash royale server

[sharp narwhal]

would you miss me pookie

[visual plover]

no

[small vigil]

I hate people who alt

[ancient lantern]

gimme a quote of the day dor I need the motivation then I'll start winning fr

[strange portal]

anyone tryna play

[full cobalt]

I thought fots were above the rules ngl

[ancient lantern]

play me 😼

[sharp narwhal]

sadist

[nimble arch]

..?

I mean its a frikin minute idc lol

[strange portal]

alr js send me

[magic shard]

"en passant is a rare move but keep in mind that en passant is not forced"
-text to speech dwayne the rock johnson

[visual plover]

ive been muted for like 3 hrs for callin someone autistic

[azure musk]

hi yall

[full cobalt]

What does that even mean

[trail vortex]

that's more valid

[twin patio]

Ngl that sounds fair

[nimble arch]

longest timeout

[visual plover]

i agreeeeeeeeee

[ancient lantern]

sent!

[ancient lantern]

thank you now I will defeat this 2400

[trail vortex]

I got timed out 24 hours because I asked for a timeout

[nimble arch]

btw mods can def mute without adding a warning lol

deepoceansun decided he felt like adding one

[azure musk]

lowkey got what u asked for

[strange portal]

i didnt get anything gng

[visual plover]

just dont get banned i swear its like everyone in the server leaving me

[ancient lantern]

discord dms

idk your cc user

[strange portal]

idk if its unrated js req 1nostalgia

[ancient lantern]

ITS UNRATED OMG

[strange portal]

alr

[sharp narwhal]

ill try protein broski

[ancient lantern]

shut up accept so you can die

[strange portal]

not 10mins

[ancient lantern]

sigh okay

[strange portal]

5mins max

[small vigil]

I can play if you drill doesnt

[azure musk]

2700 bullet is crazy i could never lol

[visual plover]

im not really having much fun with chess tbh its like no matter what i do its really as fun as i want it to be, wonder what i should do tbh

[tight hearth]

tried to scholars mate me then walked into a king-rook-queen fork

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Aryan Ahmed (dividingcart27)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Aryan Ahmed (dividingcart27)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2151 (peak)
Blitz: 1810 (1951 peak)
Bullet: 1807 (1936 peak)

[strange portal]

nah gng dw im not that good

[azure musk]

yes u are dawg😭

was it in 1 min or 10 sec?

[strange portal]

what one?

[sharp narwhal]

Play Genshin again they gotta a lot of new content

[azure musk]

bullet, apparently u can play rated 10 sec games and it counts as bullet

[magic shard]

genshin is like
the thing you don't want to be playing

[strange portal]

oh against that cm?

[visual plover]

its not about playing a new game its that chess isnt as fun because i have a lot of responsibilites and i cant really focus on it, also i dont wanna play genshin again

[ancient lantern]

REMATCH ME

[strange portal]

uh alr send

[ancient lantern]

i did

[azure musk]

i didnt see, i meant in general, when you were getting that elo, was it mainly in 1 min? if so its insanely impressive

[sharp narwhal]

I used to hate on it but its just breath of the wild free to play with micro transactions but these are options not the rule so yeah its not as bad as people make it sound, the internet just loves to hate

[strange portal]

uh mainly 1min yh cz the dudes i have vs doing 10secs are all 3000s i get smack everytime

[nimble arch]

im having a lot of fun with celeste

[azure musk]

yeaa i see, im thinking of trying to get 2800 bullet by playing 10 sec but its lowk hard

[nimble arch]

and silksong

[magic shard]

yeah except I hate on it for fun

[sharp narwhal]

I think you should put chess aside, focus on the life you wanna live and when you are free come back to chess it might be more fun then, if its not fun now it just wont be if you cant make it fun

[wicked ingot]

Fortnite is one of the best video games ever created

[strange portal]

its best 1min cz the dudes on 10sec are som else i remember vsing the 3500 dude mans still won if u were up 20 mat

[azure musk]

good take, rettab

[sharp narwhal]

yeah thats what im saying same thing with media like Hazbin Hotel if you ask someone why they hate it they tell you its satanic (not even watching the show) if you ask someone why MHA is bad they tell you the fandom is corny is you ask someone why genshin is bad its apperantly just bad

[sharp narwhal]

Best game oat

[azure musk]

1 min i couldnt get past 2630 tbh

[magic shard]

hazbin hotel and mha are bad because I don't watch it obviously
and genshin is bad because I don't play it
it's that simple

[nimble arch]

worth the 3 hours

[wicked ingot]

Hazbin hotel sucks cuz vivziepop sucks at writing

[nimble arch]

??

[azure musk]

wtf

[magic shard]

my original animated series will blow hazbin hotel and mha out of the competition not gonna lie

[wicked ingot]

One of my girl nurse coworkers is playing thru hollow knight

[visual plover]

i lowkey get it tbh im way more happy focusing on gym and studies anyways, ill lock in on them first twin 🤘 🗣️

[magic shard]

who else is on team cosmic keys

[nimble arch]

indie cross

[magic shard]

idk why I haven't watched it yet

[sharp narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/kramnik-vladimir-kramnik-vlad-chess-champion-gif-25393638

[strange portal]

still solid

gg gng

[ancient lantern]

@strange portal I will get my revenge someday..

[sharp narwhal]

all my opponents lowkey cheaters i just done lose

[magic shard]

my humour is peak isn't that right

[strange portal]

ill be looking forward

[sharp narwhal]

hell yeah homie, get the gains

[nimble arch]

really good if you know anything about Undertale/Hollow Knight/ Celeste/ Shovel Knight/ Dead Cells/ OneShot/ Cuphead etc

[ancient lantern]

my italian is so peak tho

[nimble arch]

oh and Fnaf

[scarlet arrow]

[magic shard]

I'm not too familiar with those titles

[nimble arch]

Oh no bast is here

[wicked ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/my-name-is-earl-earl-my-name-is-earl-dance-earl-dance-jason-lee-gif-1325428258583854651

[scarlet arrow]

No comment

[nimble arch]

Bast I cant find the last starwberry in forskaen city

[strange portal]

solid opening

[nimble arch]

of the last section

[magic shard]

but anyways cosmic keys is on track to being the greatest animated series in general ever created

[nimble arch]

\

[sharp narwhal]

the chess man a creature of the knight, doesnt speak much

[scarlet arrow]

♟️

[nimble arch]

okok

[ancient lantern]

if we exchange saliva do you think i'll be as good as you

[visual plover]

im invested fr

[chrome harbor]

Has anyone seen @forest orbit in a while???

[sharp narwhal]

why did ur profile lowkey flash me

[ancient lantern]

just thighs

[magic shard]

did you register my leak earlier today

[sharp narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/flash-michael-scott-the-office-funny-gif-14809826

[ancient lantern]

you'd see far worse at your local beach

[sharp narwhal]

ill be there soooooooon

[tired hamlet]

alright we're updating this everytime someone gets banned

[magic shard]

callum doyle got banned for cheating that's different

[visual plover]

how do i?

[magic shard]

I meant in your brain
I sent a message and idk if you read it fully

[tired hamlet]

should i make a separate one for hell

[magic shard]

why do you skull your own messages

[tired hamlet]

wdym

[visual plover]

oh i think it flew past me

like big time

[magic shard]

#💬〡chess-talk message

[nimble arch]

imagine skulling ur own message

[thin hearth]

Then tell me how I can play according with theory?

[sharp narwhal]

Bye Sax 🤠

[thin hearth]

Hy good morning

[magic shard]

💀 you waited like 5 seconds to make it look like you didn't skull it

[tight fiber]

Burp

[visual plover]

Bye West

[ancient lantern]

the all knowing dor should I queue rapid tonight or after work tomorrow

[thin hearth]

Hi
Zax

[tired hamlet]

ew

[magic shard]

doesn't matter what I think

[visual plover]

Aint no way Goku joining the verse

[ancient lantern]

you're USELESS

[twin patio]

This is why you don’t let people know that things trigger you

[visual plover]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-prowler-goku-goku-mad-goku-dbs-dbs-gif-11120329515669448575

[nimble arch]

eh

[strange portal]

thats def a new one dawg

[visual plover]

Hey x hyd

[thin hearth]

Ntg
I just wake up 😴

[azure musk]

☹️

[magic shard]

you'll see what happens although it's not happening until like episode 4 so you'll have to wait a while lol

[visual plover]

comes in chat... burps.... leaves

[magic shard]

it's ok I have tolerance

[visual plover]

lowkey once you get more fans of the series make a server for it

https://tenor.com/view/book-cat-lore-cat-reading-reading-gif-8424606799553805726

[nimble arch]

new subchannel

[magic shard]

idk if that will ever happen

[thin hearth]

Badmaash ladki

[nimble arch]

making a server in general is a decison

[magic shard]

but if it does I will make a server

[nimble arch]

like how much you actually invest into the server

[visual plover]

im calling dibs on teto role

[tame sun]

H e l l o

[tired hamlet]

are u sure i spontaneously made one by accident the other day

[thin hearth]

Helo

[tame sun]

How is life fine sirs

[thin hearth]

Gud

[tired hamlet]

im a girl though

[tame sun]

*and madams

[thin hearth]

Proff

[tired hamlet]

i lied im a guy

[tame sun]

Yeah women don't exist on Discord

Its like saying the government didnt create pidgeons

[tired hamlet]

that gif was blinding me

[thin hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/ignore-do-not-disturb-go-away-ignored-ignoring-gif-25567988

[tame sun]

Holy bruh

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/758847036065054720/1431519077565993020/togif.gif

[sharp narwhal]

my alter ego is kanye west

[tired hamlet]

how women view 5'11 vs 6 ft

[sharp narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/smh-kanye-west-cant-believe-this-gif-4773356

[tame sun]

https://tenor.com/view/bornskywalker-dap-me-up-woody-woody-handshake-woody-toy-story-gif-26021440

[visual plover]

Im kanye east then

https://tenor.com/view/awesomedogebr0-gif-24525500

[tame sun]

"I am a robot and I like to dance"

[thin hearth]

Helo north
I'm east

[tame sun]

Thats a real person btw. Estonian rapper.

[visual plover]

we got north east west now where is south

[thin hearth]

I'm

[tame sun]

Can I be northeast

[sharp narwhal]

this is peak cinema

[rapid fiber]

Does any one here play clash royal ?

[sharp narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/martin-scorsese-absolute-cinema-absolute-cinema-meme-martin-scorsese-meme-martin-scorsese-absolute-cinema-gif-7188464701423971028

[thin hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/no-pathenl-pathe-bioscoop-movies-gif-13612378

[tame sun]

Didn't they make a six seven emoji

[potent gulch]

Chess

[tame sun]

Ain't no way bruh

[rare carbon]

https://youtu.be/JalxHcGnpEc?si=Bqd6xohfa99zA7-U

How is he not a gm yet

[timid spoke]

Any one 900 to 1000 wants to play ?

IM 970

[thorn cliff]

That’s just preference

[sand rapids]

Yes

[timid spoke]

What is your elo

[sudden roost]

Pls tell me he quit

[timid spoke]

Send to me your account

[mortal bronze]

because he sucks

i have said this so many times. he isn't even im level

[sand rapids]

Sassyfinish

[covert quarry]

i might be adddicted

[nimble arch]

My highest is SMB

[timid spoke]

Bro you are 2000

[kindred crypt]

gotham so peak

[timid spoke]

Any one 900 to 1000 wants to play ?

[dark rune]

At least ur not doomscrolling lol

Content creators like twoset and gothamchess are actually underrated for what they bring into their respective fields

[sudden roost]

Is that king Von

🥀

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[sand slate]

I just hit 1200 😃

[bitter niche]

guess the elo

[sand slate]

700?

[bitter niche]

lol

[kindred crypt]

i feel like its gonna be something absurdly high

I’m level like 700 how long would it edit to become 1500

[bitter niche]

this is 2k blitz

this is not uncommon btw

i totally missed a hanging bishop last game

[sand slate]

I mean depends on the time cuz hard to make good moves with less time

[bitter niche]

2 minutes left lol

[sudden roost]

Chess strats

[sand slate]

Crazy 😭

[bitter niche]

its not time its lack of brainpower

2k blitz is horrible ugly chess

[bitter niche]

what was your spotify wrapped age lol

[bitter niche]

precisely

[covert quarry]

yes

[sudden roost]

23

[bitter niche]

i got 57 💀

[sand slate]

Is it normal my bullet around 1350 and rapid low 1200. But my puzzles are in the mid 1700

[sudden roost]

Nobody surprised 😢

[worn geode]

wait where do you get this

[sudden roost]

Check on ur profile on the YouTube mobile app

[bitter niche]

im gramps btw

[bitter niche]

yt app

[worn geode]

i can't find it 😭

[kindred crypt]

not out in aus bruh

wow youtube hates us

[sudden roost]

Ts playlist helped me gain 500 elo btw

I have performative male taste

[bitter niche]

you do

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/beabadoobee-tiktok-nba-youngboy-artists-who-can-sing-artists-who-cant-sing-gif-5141446534980177707

[wooden lava]

[Event "Live Chess"]
[Site "Chess.com"]
[Date "2025.12.04"]
[Round "-"]
[White "SRPK33K1"]
[Black "ManojMannil"]
[Result "1-0"]
[CurrentPosition "8/p4p2/4p3/3r2p1/2kP2P1/P1P2R1P/P3Q3/6K1 b - - 7 38"]
[Timezone "UTC"]
[ECO "B01"]
[ECOUrl "https://www.chess.com/openings/Scandinavian-Defense-Mieses-Kotrc-Variation-3.Nc3"]
[UTCDate "2025.12.04"]
[UTCTime "01:30:52"]
[WhiteElo "367"]
[BlackElo "337"]
[TimeControl "600"]
[Termination "SRPK33K1 won by checkmate"]
[StartTime "01:30:52"]
[EndDate "2025.12.04"]
[EndTime "01:38:26"]
[Link "https://www.chess.com/analysis/collection/brilliant-moves-2MFQCYaqc/26D5raQwF4/analysis"]
[WhiteUrl "https://www.chess.com/bundles/web/images/noavatar_l.84a92436.gif"]
[WhiteCountry "111"]
[WhiteTitle ""]
[BlackUrl "https://images.chesscomfiles.com/uploads/v1/user/247579875.2ab9fba5.50x50o.ba528f010f17.jpg"]
[BlackCountry "69"]
[BlackTitle ""]

1. e4 d5 2. exd5 Qxd5 3. Nc3 Qd4 4. Nf3 Bg4 $4 5. Be2 $9 Bxf3 6. Bxf3 Qe5+ 7. Be2
   e6 8. O-O Bb4 $6 9. d4 Qd6 10. Nb5 Qd8 11. c3 Bf8 12. Bf4 c6 $2 13. Na3 $9 Bxa3 14.
   bxa3 Nd7 15. Rb1 Rb8 $2 16. Bxb8 $1 Qxb8 17. Ba6 $3 b6 18. h3 h5 19. Qa4 b5 20.
   Bxb5 $3 Qc7 $2 21. Bxc6 $1 Kd8 $6 22. Bxd7 Ne7 23. Rfd1 Qxd7 $6 24. Rb8+ Nc8 25. Qa5+
   Ke7 26. Rdb1 Rd8 $6 27. R8b7 Kf6 28. Rxd7 Rxd7 29. Qxh5 g6 $6 30. Qh8+ Kf5 $2 31.
   Qxc8 $9 Rd5 32. f3 g5 $6 33. g4+ Kf4 34. Qc7+ Kxf3 35. Rf1+ Ke2 36. Qh2+ Kd3 37.
   Rf3+ Kc4 38. Qe2# 1-0

well yes i have two brilliants

[bitter niche]

love when my favorite artist randomly goes on a i hate men rant over a shitpost!

[kindred crypt]

it was hella funny tho the meme

[bitter niche]

idk how she got pissed at that

[kindred crypt]

idk probs thought mfs were fr

[bitter niche]

it was such a low quality post though how u gonna get mad at that garbage

still dont understand it, made her the internets punching bag for a little while too!

[kindred crypt]

i like her music tbh

[sudden roost]

W bea 🥹❤️‍🔥

[sudden roost]

She can’t sing tho

[kindred crypt]

Not as good as youngboy

[azure musk]

i know a rapper that can sing

[kindred crypt]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7eJMfftS33KTjuF7lTsMCx?si=36e33a68f5a541a3

ts carried 2020

[sudden roost]

laufey is my favorite rapper

[sudden roost]

ew disgusting

[azure musk]

real

[sudden roost]

#1 deathbed hater

[bitter niche]

i love ruining my reputation overnight! and making my listeners think worse of me! boy oh boy!

[sudden roost]

a few dozen performative men got offended then that was it

[bitter niche]

im still not sure why this one blew up so much lol

[bitter niche]

me when i lie:

[azure musk]

ts went hard during covid

[kindred crypt]

idk I like it tbh maybe its a nostalgia factor

[bitter niche]

she sampled her own song no? lol

[kindred crypt]

all my fav artists lowk died before 2020

[kindred crypt]

think it was powfu

[bitter niche]

no i swear

[sudden roost]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3VqSRkq3jRpsSEBngUcY6a

[bitter niche]

oh myb ur right

imma google it

[azure musk]

lollll i remember this

[azure musk]

peak 2023

[kindred crypt]

hahaha that shi so nostalgic already

atsv 2023 era too peak and prime chess 🥹

Anyone down for 1v1 10min rapid?

[azure musk]

2023 was prime life in general bro

[sudden roost]

men hated her for a few days then they became performative and started obsessing over her

[bitter niche]

ive never met a man who obsesses over her lmfao

[sudden roost]

ive heard theres a bunch of them at berkeley

[timber mica]

me

[bitter niche]

i think she js let the mask slip and showed how much of a pos she was behind her music 🤷‍♂️ the world of music is full of interesting characters

[sudden roost]

mask slip??? like dream???

[bitter niche]

what does that mean btw

[sudden roost]

https://tenor.com/view/dream-dream-smp-gif-26862168

[kindred crypt]

clairo better imo

[bitter niche]

oh that guy

[bitter niche]

berkeley isnt a real place 💔

[azure musk]

who

[kindred crypt]

https://link.chess.com/play/H1UwiD

[sudden roost]

i shouldve gone to berkeley

so many baddies and a good chess program