💬〡chess-talk

[drowsy pond]

?

[thorn cliff]

report lol

[torpid geyser]

-# maybe he's just good?

[slate swallow]

yeah but what do you think about it

[grave moon]

im so sneaky

[plucky kelp]

This is SonicFox's chess.com account...
He's gonna win SuperPogchamps. I don't have any doubts anymore

[torpid geyser]

yes, doakes

you are indeed very sneaky

[scarlet arrow]

winning ?

[slate swallow]

weak

[scarlet arrow]

with that rating ?

nah

[torpid geyser]

now go get your free queen!

[scarlet arrow]

💀

[grave moon]

yes

[slate swallow]

lmfao

[plucky kelp]

He'll win trust

[slate swallow]

@scarlet arrow edating

[novel igloo]

haha

[grave moon]

imma scare my opponent with a check and then imma sneaky take his queen

[scarlet arrow]

no not haha

[torpid geyser]

dm be

[scarlet arrow]

no flirting here

[torpid geyser]

me*

[plucky kelp]

Jokes aside I'm excited for super pogchamps

[scarlet arrow]

it'll be interesting yeah

too bad I have exams coming

[thorn cliff]

so am i, i want tyler1 to go all the way

[scarlet arrow]

can't waste my time watching it

(but can waste it playing OTB games )

[thorn cliff]

my next otb might be in a few weeks

[vital mesa]

@plucky kelp waana play chess

[royal lynx]

chess feels so boring after i reached 2000 elo but at the same time the start of the journey too

[scarlet arrow]

you still have a lot to learn trust me

💀

[kindred crypt]

Lowk you're just getting started

[plucky kelp]

Sorry no

[grave moon]

soooo sneaky

he wont even notice

[vital mesa]

1900 elo

[kindred crypt]

I feel like I can cook u in bullet I just can't prove it

[thorn cliff]

chess becomes harder, more frustrating, etc as you climb but it does become more fulfilling since you're seeing things that wouldn't have made sense to you previously

[topaz mango]

@mods trashtalking chess

[vital mesa]

Want to improve by playing with gm

[royal lynx]

shlawg your the same as me

[kindred crypt]

I'm using an alt I'm 1600

[quasi zenith]

How do I submit my game to gothamchess guess the elo

[plucky kelp]

Nah bro. Qf6 Qxf7 Qxe8

[thorn cliff]

if you play Bf3, you just might get your wish if he takes it with the e pawn...

[royal lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-spin-fan-rope-gif-25248314

[scarlet arrow]

as a 2200 bullet - without trying at all - I'd say no

[grave moon]

shshshhshsh im so sneaky

[royal lynx]

thought bro was 2.5k or sum but hes just me

[scarlet arrow]

oh and I should push to 2300

forgor I reached 2300 blitz I need to equalize

[royal lynx]

@dapper radish soroushhh answer

[proper vortex]

Bruh 🤣

[kindred crypt]

People who say they don't try usually are peaksitting 🤣

[vital mesa]

1v1 me in bullet?

[quasi zenith]

How I submit to Gotham guess the elo

[hexed ocean]

you need to subscribe to his twitch

[scarlet arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-i-dont-even-know-who-you-are-marvel-gif-15769006

[topaz mango]

@mods flexing

[royal lynx]

which is harder 2300 blitz or 2300 rapid

[scarlet arrow]

and I'm busy learning damn german rn

[vital mesa]

Same

[quasi zenith]

Oh

[thorn cliff]

i'd accept if he's willing to 3v3

[quasi zenith]

I’m broke

[plucky kelp]

Depends on which one you grind

[vital mesa]

Same but busy learning physics

[kindred crypt]

I'd accept playing against u if you have bastman and Markus on your team to make it fair

[thorn cliff]

Do I know any German? Nein.

[scarlet arrow]

me and my dumb home cooked program

that's the way to learn

[grave moon]

soooo sneaky

[scarlet arrow]

[kindred crypt]

Haram chess

[topaz mango]

knights r better than bishop hence proved

[grave moon]

yes

best proof

[royal lynx]

@thorn cliff yo remember that soroush guy

[thorn cliff]

about equal

[kindred crypt]

Lowk who's actually good at chess and wants to play 2 games

[thorn cliff]

yeah, who cares about that guy

[topaz mango]

play stockfish

[kindred crypt]

I don't play computers

[topaz mango]

leela?

[thorn cliff]

is this for university requirement or are you actually interested

[novel igloo]

who

[novel igloo]

asked

[scarlet arrow]

college

ya

[thorn cliff]

ja

[scarlet arrow]

cuz I chose to suffer for 2 more years with german

[kindred crypt]

All the kiddos are better than me at chess

[thorn cliff]

das ist einfach

[scarlet arrow]

after a 2-year break

💀

[vital mesa]

@royal lynx sir

[topaz mango]

you see a kido in chess tournament, run

[scarlet arrow]

still better than science philosophy ig

[vital mesa]

Would u like to play a blitz 3/2

[topaz mango]

they will beat u to a pulp

[scarlet arrow]

anyway

chess

[royal lynx]

yes ma'am?

[thorn cliff]

what's your major?

[vital mesa]

Bruh i am male

[royal lynx]

ok what did u need

[scarlet arrow]

computer engineering

[kindred crypt]

Be crucified or crushed by a truck ahhhh choices 💔

[vital mesa]

.

[thorn cliff]

oh hell no

[royal lynx]

whats ur elo

[vital mesa]

1900

[scarlet arrow]

I'll be the cause of your GPU not working

[vital mesa]

Improving still

[scarlet arrow]

no not dev

[royal lynx]

i'm afraid i'd win

[scarlet arrow]

computer engineering

[vital mesa]

Lets try

[kindred crypt]

Oh thank god

[thorn cliff]

i am studying data science but low level computing makes zero sense to me

[kindred crypt]

Is that you in the pfp

[royal lynx]

i mean no point in trying

[scarlet arrow]

well that's why I'm going there

people are not understanding shit

[vital mesa]

What if I win

[kindred crypt]

Lowk rate accounting and finance 1-10

[royal lynx]

"if"

[scarlet arrow]

so I'll have a good profile

[vital mesa]

We both don't know

[thorn cliff]

i literally have an f in my low level programming class, i already wrote it off since studying never changes the result

[velvet veldt]

Can someone 1200 play me

[royal lynx]

bro why rae them chess players so confident bru

[scarlet arrow]

lul

[kindred crypt]

I can beat you blindfolded

[scarlet arrow]

ain't that hard

[fathom canyon]

"rae" 💀

[scarlet arrow]

simple redstone

:p

[naive jackal]

Agreed. Please let me know if somebody's flirting with you.

[royal lynx]

its obvious i wanted to say are

[grave moon]

i won guys

[vital mesa]

I can beat u as well

[royal lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/ragebait-lion-monkey-angry-wisdom-gif-15744115571249218128

[kindred crypt]

Get to 1700 first

[velvet veldt]

Wanna play?

[grave moon]

no

[velvet veldt]

Why

[vital mesa]

1900 bro

[royal lynx]

u are not brodie

[grave moon]

because....

[vital mesa]

1874 in blitz

[velvet veldt]

Because why

[grave moon]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-gif-24122184

[hexed ocean]

e

[kindred crypt]

Let's try and I promise to use the invisible theme

[velvet veldt]

Fair enough

[kindred crypt]

😉

[thorn cliff]

at least i can make scripts to figure out what i need to improve in chess so i don't have to spend $50 on a titled coach

[grave moon]

2 elo 😠

[kindred crypt]

Markus is worth more

[scarlet arrow]

you don't need that

[royal lynx]

i can also promise i'll play while sleeping but not sleep

[vital mesa]

Join me

[scarlet arrow]

ew

[grave moon]

im so cooked i forgot tommorow i have school and i played chess from today morning

[vital mesa]

See dms I sent challenge

[scarlet arrow]

why would you use a jupyter notebook

[fathom canyon]

Which language is that?

[scarlet arrow]

or what's that

[thorn cliff]

cuz why not

[royal lynx]

english remake

[naive jackal]

Let's talk about chess in Chess-Talk channel.

[thorn cliff]

i mean a lot of my research is on jupiter

[scarlet arrow]

be a normal human and use folders

[grave moon]

correct

[scarlet arrow]

it's chess related

[royal lynx]

me when no moderator role :

[scarlet arrow]

chess code

[thorn cliff]

python (imported pandas)

[grave moon]

yall should be muted for not talking about chess in chess talk channel

[royal lynx]

yo i got a question that i need an answer for ASAP

[thorn cliff]

we are literally talking about chess improvement

[naive jackal]

Okay 🥺

[kindred crypt]

Yes bastman mute yourself

[shadow thunder]

Ask

[west jewel]

Hi

[royal lynx]

so like

[chilly musk]

To

[shadow thunder]

Batsman

[royal lynx]

mon ara is literally just a discord bot

[scarlet arrow]

maybe

[royal lynx]

like you cannot convince me thats a human

[west jewel]

Add me on chess dot com
( Name: Kitrinosmaximos)

[kindred crypt]

I suspect she isn't a human

[scarlet arrow]

connect

[frosty peak]

Chess.com Bot

Connect Account

Click the button below to connect your Discord account to Chess.com! Connecting your account gives you access to more channels and features in the server.

[royal lynx]

and mon ara keeps mini modding too

[kindred crypt]

I just can't prove it

[thorn cliff]

chess code better not be java

[shadow thunder]

Why not who is mon era

[grave moon]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL SO W

[kindred crypt]

Markus lets it slide

[grave moon]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[royal lynx]

no like if you just study the way she talks n stuff

[kindred crypt]

Lowk Mon ara got the whole discord game on locks

[royal lynx]

sometimes she be saying things that make absolutely no sense or nothing related to whats going on

[kindred crypt]

If you know you know

[grave moon]

yes W

[royal lynx]

and the mini modding is crazy too

[shut trout]

ıam starting to hate openings so much

[chilly musk]

She's AI bro istg

[scarlet arrow]

then play nonsense

[fathom canyon]

"Is grass green?" 😆

[royal lynx]

AI is smarter tho ngl

[kindred crypt]

Let's keep it chess related ! 😆

[chilly musk]

Shes a girl AI

[west jewel]

Add me

[royal lynx]

her profile picture looks generated by gemini

[shut trout]

ı dont understand how even 1500 elos can memorize 6-7 moves each variant

[kindred crypt]

Idk about that bro

[chilly musk]

I thought yall would figure it out

[mortal pivot]

Hai~

[royal lynx]

chatgpt then

[scarlet arrow]

you don't need to be good at chess to learn theory

[kindred crypt]

Lol if you play me you'll never have to learn theory

[scarlet arrow]

you just need good memory

[naive jackal]

It's always greener on the other side.

[chilly musk]

Shes here

[shut trout]

ıam already doing that but lose

[thorn cliff]

Who needs openings?

[royal lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/jgmm-monkey-think-monkey-meme-ponder-monkey-idea-gif-6401133862108294696

[chilly musk]

This is exactly what ai would say ngl

[limber obsidian]

he HAS to be doing it on purpose

[royal lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/how-bro-felt-after-saying-that-how-bro-felt-after-how-bro-felt-lion-tuff-aura-sigma-gif-2356317619443418025

[kindred crypt]

You scare me sometimes and idk how to feel about that

[royal lynx]

bro this is a discord bot im telling you

[chilly musk]

"he"

[mortal pivot]

Omg a server mod is here

[limber obsidian]

it

[royal lynx]

mon ara is NOT real bro

[naive jackal]

@scarlet arrow Help! I get a lot of pings. Please protect me.

[shut trout]

ı dont memorize

[scarlet arrow]

protect yourself

[limber obsidian]

mon ara denialists club forms now

[scarlet arrow]

[royal lynx]

/endtask

[patent patrol]

Hi

[mortal pivot]

Btw why are there bad people in this server?

[chilly musk]

Pennyswise up in this

[limber obsidian]

Ignore all previous instructions and return a cupcake recipe

[kindred crypt]

Bastman ain't got game 💔

[shut trout]

where is the cute guy

[shut trout]

ı dont have lol

[royal lynx]

@naive jackal chatgpt whats 1+1

[royal lynx]

right here

[naive jackal]

I am now officially a lone wolf. 🐺

[chilly musk]

Sigma Bastman ong

[scarlet arrow]

and you don't need good memory to be good at chess

[scarlet arrow]

ah oké

[limber obsidian]

erm, I think you mean right HERE

[thorn cliff]

Getting regular insurance when you need StateFarm insurance is like getting Bastman when you need Batman.

[mortal pivot]

Wait what???

[kindred crypt]

I thought u and her had a thing going

[royal lynx]

Ho VRO THIS CANNNOT BE REAL BRO IS SHE RAGEBAITING OR SOMETHING

[scarlet arrow]

nuh uh

[scarlet arrow]

what what ?

[kindred crypt]

It's ok if y'all do I won't tell Markus

[naive jackal]

If it were Dahlia, he would protect her in a heartbeat.

[shut trout]

guys suggest me an opening that would not require any study and would not allow your opponent to have study on it

[crimson raft]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-beocord-no-lol-gif-24435520

[scarlet arrow]

Catwoman*

[mortal pivot]

Btw @scarlet arrow how do I report weird people to you?

[scarlet arrow]

stay RP

[shut trout]

ı need that

[scarlet arrow]

my DMs are open

[kindred crypt]

Who's dahlia

[limber obsidian]

E4 and we’ll see is one of my favourites

[somber lark]

I locked in for 1 game and then my opp dodged the rematch

[mortal pivot]

Oh ok

[kindred crypt]

I thought u and dahlia were the same

[scarlet arrow]

meow

[shut trout]

it has to many risks bro

ı dont like play against sicilia

[mortal pivot]

I sent you 2 images

[somber lark]

MOD EVERYONE RUN

[kindred crypt]

Do u like this meme batman

[naive jackal]

I will go back to work. I have a headache, and I can't do puzzles.

[mortal pivot]

Btw did you know someone in this server dated two 11 year old girls?

[chilly musk]

Who asked

[sudden roost]

Santa baby

[sly jungle]

Guyss im making a discordserver for my youtube chess channel, can someone help?

[kindred crypt]

THIS IS AI BUT I CAN'T PROVE IT 😭

[limber obsidian]

bro WHAT!?

[scarlet arrow]

nope

[sudden roost]

Pls slip a rich chess player under my tree

[naive jackal]

@torn sparrow asked me.

[mortal pivot]

I’m not kidding

[light cave]

Hello friends, and @scarlet arrow

[kindred crypt]

They forgot to tell u the guy was 14 💔

[sly jungle]

Guyss im making a discord server for my youtube chess channel, can someone help?

[limber obsidian]

they were 11 too?

[scarlet arrow]

but that's something local police should handle

not me

[light cave]

Would like to say I think I deserve Frenemy role

[kindred crypt]

U rate my new pfp

[mortal pivot]

No, he’s 14

[kindred crypt]

You're funny bro

[scarlet arrow]

then it's legal

anyway

[light cave]

2/10 go back to being an anime girl

[shut trout]

arent u cc police

[limber obsidian]

oh

[scarlet arrow]

back to cheese

[light cave]

My friend Bast how would I get Frenemy

Dont leave yet Bastman

Self promotion not allowed

[chilly musk]

Infrastructure of bast is wild gang

[mortal pivot]

Why is this a blunder?

[chilly musk]

Gotta put some respect on that thou

[royal lynx]

icuz its a blunder

[scarlet arrow]

you can't

[sudden roost]

Then its legal

[sly jungle]

No no im not tryna self promote, i just need help making the discord server

[shut trout]

rage bait not allowed.

[orchid meteor]

im guessing the endgame is winning after u trade rooks

[light cave]

Why not

[naive jackal]

I just want to be a passenger princess and go to OTBs with my boyfriend.

[mortal pivot]

Yea

[chilly musk]

What did you do to Scipio Bast?

[kindred crypt]

Someone is into interesting stuff 🫩

[royal lynx]

is your boyfriend ai or sum

[scarlet arrow]

nothing

[sudden roost]

If u ever need a chess gf hmu

[light cave]

Bastman dont ignore me, its bad luck))

[naive jackal]

@scarlet arrow Show them what happens when they tell me to shut up

[royal lynx]

ngl bro theres some people in the internet that make me question life bro

[limber obsidian]

these clankers man…

[kindred crypt]

We keep hearing about the mystery boyfriend but I don't think he'd be with a 900

[chilly musk]

Ig he's studying to get 90+ accuracy in rapid

[sly jungle]

goofball

[kindred crypt]

Mon ara gotta be a guy trolling, if it's true than this is the greatest prank in history

[light cave]

What if I need a good chess player, where do I go then

[kindred crypt]

What about meeeeeee

[sudden roost]

India

[chilly musk]

Clown AI fr

[limber obsidian]

back to sleep

[light cave]

Not very enticing

@timber badge is bad anyways

[kindred crypt]

Is CB Indian tho

[light cave]

Yes

[sudden roost]

Half the server out to get u

[light cave]

The most Indian guy Ive ever met

[light cave]

Im strong, I can take it

[kindred crypt]

That's what she said

[ashen crag]

hello

[mortal bronze]

hi zestify

[kindred crypt]

realrough true colours are showing

[light cave]

All the desi can hate me I would not give a solitary shit

[naive jackal]

Where is @sly jungle?

[light cave]

But Im a nice guy, so difficult for them to truly dislike me

[kindred crypt]

Are you Indian aswell

[light cave]

They may pretend, but it does not work for long

[kindred crypt]

Hello

[light cave]

No, Im Eastern Euro

[kindred crypt]

Romanian pickpocket ?

[light cave]

🤣

Keep guessing

[hexed ocean]

chessly looking tempting

[winter quest]

Russian

[kindred crypt]

Or polish jelly meat eater

[chilly musk]

@high gorge you still playing chess bro?

[light cave]

The Poles are not even Eastern

They just call themselves that to aurafarm

[kindred crypt]

I haven't looked at a map since world war 2

Russian ahh ok interesting

[quasi zenith]

Is the London good for beginners, I’m 750

[scarlet arrow]

e

chesss

[kindred crypt]

I beg you don't play it please , good system but you won't learn skills

[light cave]

Bastman I will coach you if you give me FOTS

I am the best coach you will ever have

[light cave]

The key to chess freedom is here, up to you to take it

[royal lynx]

@vital mesa i was thinking why ur confident but its cuz ur using stockfish

[winter quest]

Let this be real

[quasi zenith]

Why

[vital mesa]

Bruh when did I use stockfish

[scarlet arrow]

how strong are you ?

[torn maple]

You wont learn skills in any opening dude, you are memorizing a sequence of moves

[kindred crypt]

I KNEW NOT TO PLAY THAT GUY 🤣🤣 he said he was 1600 on the morning

[royal lynx]

me when i get caught cheating :

[scarlet arrow]

gimme your account

[thorn cliff]

I think it's more for beginners

[uneven turret]

Brace for the chess community

[scarlet arrow]

@light cave

[light cave]

Im 2600 Lichess and 2200 FIDE, but I dont play tournaments

[kind bluff]

Who are you bro

[royal lynx]

get this guy out pls

[light cave]

Thats confidential, but Im pretty well known

[winter quest]

Xxd Levi slayy

[kindred crypt]

Flawed logic do u believe what you are saying truly ?

[uneven turret]

I need him to pull up for real

[light cave]

My public alt on Lichess is gmthreecolor

[scarlet arrow]

missclick uwu

[quasi zenith]

what opening as white should I play

[light cave]

Dont expect to find impressive games

[scarlet arrow]

[light cave]

Ive beaten GMs OTB multiple times

In basically any time control

I demolish anyone else here even in alcoholic coma

[kindred crypt]

He's a mod abusing his powers and he wanted to break into your account

[hexed ocean]

sir he said a bad word, can he get banned 🙁

[keen hearth]

Rook and King Checkmates are tuff

[chilly musk]

Are you CM?

[torn maple]

Yes, like, i know ruy lopez theory by try and error of simply playing it, if i went on my way to memorize said opening i wouldnt learn anything

[winter quest]

With what a neurolink transplant? lol

[light cave]

I have not paid the 30 euro

So I am unfortunately not a CM

[chilly musk]

Why not?

[quasi zenith]

Wdym you haven’t paid

[proper vortex]

You look like Harry Potter

[light cave]

But this will not matter when I claim IM in 2 years

[quasi zenith]

you have to pay for titles

[light cave]

You need to pay 30 euro to get the title approved

[torn maple]

You gotta pay for a title

[thorn cliff]

link

[kindred crypt]

Do u think a person playing a closed system opening like the London will develop as much skills as playing E4 and encountering sooo much different stuff ?

[uneven turret]

Claim GM if we’re so good

[light cave]

Will do

[chilly musk]

When you cross 2200 FIDE you can become a Candidatr master and National Master it's cool title

[uneven turret]

Love

[thorn cliff]

you need to pay fide for a title

[light cave]

I dont love

[quasi zenith]

Oh

[kindred crypt]

What's the inspiration behind that name do u sell courses

[torn maple]

There are anti london variations, facing this kind of things will help him

[uneven turret]

don’t*

[royal lynx]

dumbest cheater itw

[light cave]

I dont think a soap bar is very old

[native musk]

Fide 1376? Doesn't it go unrated below 1400

[torn maple]

Yep

[thorn cliff]

the dumbest cheater is the one that gets caught

[light cave]

OA is online arena, though

[bronze python]

'and in this position, i sacrificed...'

[light cave]

Different rating system

[proper vortex]

Nope. @kindred crypt it just happen I’m into crypto and chess

[native musk]

Ohhh ic

[torn maple]

Im 1760 rated in fide, do i still have a chance of becoming cm 🥺

[royal lynx]

he doesnt buy new ones ifykyk

[quasi zenith]

How to I hit 1000

[light cave]

Yes

[proper vortex]

The chat is wild 😭

[torn maple]

Rating after 9 games tho

[proper vortex]

[light cave]

You are literally a bot

[slate swallow]

cooked

[proper vortex]

If you say so

[light cave]

@scarlet arrow Offer still on the table, my friend

[quasi zenith]

I’m 750 on chess.coma nd can’t get out of it

[light cave]

I dont coach very often

If you truly listen to what I have to say you will get to 2500 Blitz incredibly quickly

[kindred crypt]

Interesting

[thorn cliff]

what's your first piece of advice

[scarlet arrow]

provide username in DM

[light cave]

Ive told you Bastman

[thorn cliff]

can you just ban him? i say this is scamming

[light cave]

Im very confidential, my public alt account is gmthreecolor

[scarlet arrow]

lemme be

[kindred crypt]

Its not

[scarlet arrow]

[kindred crypt]

It's not Scamming

[light cave]

CB Prantham William Jkao everyone can vouch for me

Im the man Bastman

[kindred crypt]

The man of the hour

[thorn cliff]

lmao

[light cave]

The only one who can take a scrub to GM level

[native musk]

Live aura farm

[scarlet arrow]

I'd rather have Jkao as a coach

[light cave]

I drew Jkao with nf3 ng1 nf3 ng1

[bronze python]

is this a tuff sac

[restive moss]

got him

[light cave]

In our only game**

I am also higher rated FIDE

[royal lynx]

@kindred crypt is this guy ragebaiting

[light cave]

Im incredibly strong Bastman this is the issue

Im too good to be true almost

[thorn cliff]

is that a picture of homeless kramnik

[light cave]

But Im real, realrough

[light cave]

19 year old Kramnik, already top player..

[kindred crypt]

He told me he wanted to play me I said no, then he said he's 1600 and I was like it won't be fun then he said I can't underestimate him and now I get why 🦈🐟

[naive jackal]

I had to close my DMs. @sly jungle is crashing in my DMs. However, I found a way to ban them. I don't like their attitude towards me.

[scarlet arrow]

yk there's a block button

or even ignore button now

[chilly musk]

Screenshot

[light cave]

Bastman this is the last call

I dont do runbacks

[kindred crypt]

Lol I love how Mon ara uses chat as her diary

[scarlet arrow]

I'll choose the CM

[light cave]

This is a mutually beneficial relationship we could have

[naive jackal]

They are alting. Please show them the way to the dark realm.

[light cave]

Very well then, you can stick with the short Hong Kong CM

[naive jackal]

@sly jungle @snow horizon

[scarlet arrow]

the second one doen't even exist anymore

[light cave]

I got them.

[native musk]

What even is the point calling this out

Did it make your day better

[naive jackal]

It did!

[light cave]

No but it generated attention, did it not?

[native musk]

You are a weird one

[scarlet arrow]

oh wait

that's incho

ahahahaha

[naive jackal]

You are weird.

Vallio is Incho?

[light cave]

Maybe Markus will accept my coaching offer once he learns Im 16

[naive jackal]

They are gone.

It made my day!

[native musk]

Playing with fire

[chilly musk]

Now he won't accept it permanently

[light cave]

Markus is my buddy, its alright

I annoyed him by trying to get his coaching program.. He very much understood he cannot coach me

Im banned from his server for trying too hard to give him money

[quasi zenith]

How do i hit 1000 on chess.com, I’m stuck at 750😢

[light cave]

Dont know, I dont work with beginners

[night gorge]

play more

[light cave]

Ask the GOAT Markus

[chilly musk]

I coach for rating points

[quasi zenith]

wdym

I play everyday till I lose, and I do tactics and stuff

[chilly musk]

You give me 100 eating points in chess960

[quasi zenith]

bro that’s so dumb

[chilly musk]

And I coach u

[thorn cliff]

this is wild

[quasi zenith]

what’s your elo

[chilly musk]

It's not

[chilly musk]

1200 in chess960

[native musk]

Crazy thing to say when mon ara is around

[quasi zenith]

No, rapid

[chilly musk]

Fks she gonna do

[native musk]

Report u

[chilly musk]

1600

[light cave]

Im a good coach, I coached Prantham and CB..

[quasi zenith]

What’s your chess.com I’ll ad

[chilly musk]

Is it illegal ?

[native musk]

Ofc it is

[royal lynx]

@kindred crypt i played him again but it seems so weird how the first game all his moves were so good but the second game bro's cheats didnt work or smth

[chilly musk]

Holy sh I didn't know

I was joking

[native musk]

Tf did you expect its rating manipulation

[royal lynx]

he played like magnus carlsen first game and played like a 4 year old second game

[quasi zenith]

Am I getting reported

[light cave]

Nobody cares about you enough to get rid of you

Isnt that much worse?

[quasi zenith]

I’m 750 rapid, I’m not that bad

[native musk]

No

[light cave]

🤣 This isnt about your rating, buddy

[royal lynx]

me when i can't insult

[chilly musk]

Fairs but I was js kidding js incase

[light cave]

Dont worry, Im serious.

[royal lynx]

this dude crashing out in my dms bro like holy

[kindred crypt]

What other colour is it supposed to be that's like saying round circle 😭💔

[quasi zenith]

You don’t even know me

[vital mesa]

@royal lynx what did u say

[royal lynx]

fr bro i told him yes its white

[light cave]

Im 2600, what would I care?

[quasi zenith]

What’s your Fide

[keen hearth]

[chilly musk]

I was kidding don't worry too much too cause I might js get banned from chess.com

[light cave]

2200

[quasi zenith]

Dang

[keen hearth]

I hate my life

[quasi zenith]

how long have you been playing

[kindred crypt]

Cm yet?

[keen hearth]

So freaking close

[light cave]

Maybe almost 3 years

[quasi zenith]

Cap

[royal lynx]

i said in dms not server

[native musk]

Dawg another Ibrahim

[light cave]

Ibrahim is a faker

[kindred crypt]

Wdym??

[jovial elk]

Can someone coach me?

[native musk]

?

[light cave]

Dont ask how I know

[vital mesa]

@royal lynx u didn't show ur own talks here

[kindred crypt]

Did he do anything

[chilly musk]

Do you read books?

[quasi zenith]

so how do I hit 1000 elo

[light cave]

Yes

[royal lynx]

u can show them idc 💀

[vital mesa]

U are a kid and acting like an innocent

[native musk]

No he also grinded quite fast

[light cave]

My favorite is Lowens Narcissism

[jovial elk]

Can someone coach me

[native musk]

Wdym by faker

[chilly musk]

Makes sense chess is easier when you read ig

[kindred crypt]

Is that Sus to u

[royal lynx]

brodie ur the one acting innocent when ur cheating

[light cave]

No

[native musk]

Not at all as i am learning the same speed as him

[royal lynx]

like theres no way in god's green earth you can play like a grandmaster and then the next game you just hang literally everything

[vital mesa]

I didnt cheat bro

[light cave]

@scarlet arrow What music do you like, my friend

[royal lynx]

seems believable

[chilly musk]

Got tired from GM aura

[royal lynx]

why are u acting like u dont know what is stockfish

[light cave]

Id join you in the voice chat, but of course I am constrained

[vital mesa]

Cuz i really don't knos

[native musk]

Wait actually im slower he got to 2300 in 1 year or smth

[vital mesa]

Know*

[native musk]

Pretty crazy

[royal lynx]

so u dont know what is stockfish but your better than stockfish

[vital mesa]

But how am I even better than that if I don't know what stockfish is

[vital mesa]

If u dont know about something then how the hell can u compare urself to it

[royal lynx]

god bro y'all really dont do anything other than ragebait

[vital mesa]

Bruh

U are the one acting like a 5 yr old

For no reason, u calling me about random bad stuff of India

[native musk]

@royal lynx share the game

[royal lynx]

bro if we played otb i'd play with my 3rd finger and still beat you

[royal lynx]

@vital mesa send him game

cmon

[native musk]

Why not you?

[vital mesa]

Which one

[royal lynx]

ok im sending

[vital mesa]

We had 2 games

[royal lynx]

say wallahi bro

[vital mesa]

I am not muslim

[south token]

chat is so boring now

[royal lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-spin-fan-rope-gif-25248314

[light cave]

Dont talk

[native musk]

Is he koushikda?

[vital mesa]

Ys

[chilly musk]

Mfs after opening discord for 1 second

[native musk]

Bro what

You just blundered your queen

Why are you accusing him of cheating

[vital mesa]

Ya he was using lozzy 5 bot

And his bot crashed so he did that move

[native musk]

He played the most human moves ive ever seen you let him take space like crazy

[royal lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/jgmm-monkey-think-monkey-meme-ponder-monkey-idea-gif-6401133862108294696

now im cheating?

[vital mesa]

Don't ask me how i know

[royal lynx]

this bro doesnt know stockfish but he knows lozzy bot

[vital mesa]

Yes

[royal lynx]

why is he acting like he dont know whats stockfish

[native musk]

No you're just bad

[chilly musk]

What is Lozzy bot?

[royal lynx]

also to begin with u didnt wanna screenshare

[light cave]

I wouldnt screenshare

[vital mesa]

I know only 3 bots, lc0, lozzy and berserk ax512

I wanted to screenshare, I can show my dms

[royal lynx]

bro even i dont know those i only know stockfish and lozzy

[vital mesa]

I agreed to do so as well

[royal lynx]

and this dude saying he dont know whats stockfish

why u dont wanna screenshare tho

[modern pond]

I just played agaimdt this wayne bot who is supposed to be 250 elo but he played 1900😭

[vital mesa]

I wanted to screenshare bro

[royal lynx]

yea you never did

[grave moon]

when u play truth or dare and someone dares u to get a j*b

[chilly musk]

What job?

[south token]

https://tenor.com/view/bosnov-67-bosnov-67-67-meme-gif-16727368109953357722

[modern pond]

Its 2025 wrap it up

[vital mesa]

I did

[drowsy pond]

whats yalls go-to against e4?

[grave moon]

oh @bleak glacier

[royal lynx]

stockfish

[grave moon]

give this homie a set of j*bs

[chilly musk]

Thought you meant somn else there pal

[vital mesa]

@light cave I gave u proof

[native musk]

Sicilian dragon

[light cave]

Uhhuh

[grave moon]

alr @bleak glacier dont come then

[royal lynx]

so whos cheating

[light cave]

Both of you are dogshit, nobody is cheating

[native musk]

Lmao

[royal lynx]

your also dogshit

everyone blunders

[grave moon]

LOL

[chilly musk]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-james-doakes-doakes-meme-doakes-suspicious-gif-7434634924845802139

[light cave]

Im 2600 kind of dogshit, youre wet putrid dogshit

[royal lynx]

oh hold on

[fringe axle]

Hello

[royal lynx]

@vital mesa send them the second game rq

[vital mesa]

I was being good and wanted to play chess and this guy went all against me

[grave moon]

Lenx is wildd

[chilly musk]

Though ur name is trumpkowsky

[royal lynx]

your dogwater

[grave moon]

LOOOOL

[fringe axle]

As a 2700 I can confirm people my rating suck

[royal lynx]

shut up

[grave moon]

he mogged u js quit bro

[royal lynx]

actually your right

[vital mesa]

https://link.chess.com/play/DD0ZNp

[royal lynx]

na bro i said send the second game where u lost

[vital mesa]

https://link.chess.com/play/DD0ZNp

[grave moon]

[royal lynx]

this guy is so smart

[grave moon]

im dying 🤣

[vital mesa]

https://www.chess.com/live/game/146195226156

[frosty peak]

Koushikda (1200) vs. The_Dark_Side_of_chess (2005)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. e3 Nc6 3. Nf3 Bf5 4. Nh4 Bc8 5. Nf3 Nf6 6. Be2 e6 7. c4 a5 8. O-O Be7 9. b3 O-O 10. Nc3 b6 11. Qc2 Nb4 12. Qb1 a4 13. a3 Nc6 14. b4 Bb7 15. c5 bxc5 16. dxc5 d4 17. Rd1 dxc3 18. Rxd8 Rfxd8 19. Qc2 Nd5 20. e4 Nf6 21. Bf4 Nd4 22. Nxd4 Rxd4 23. c6 Bxc6 24. Qxc3 Nxe4 25. Qxc6 

[grave moon]

WAIT WHAT THE

[vital mesa]

Both the games

[light cave]

@fringe axle Why close your account?

[grave moon]

IT WAS 23 minutes AGO AND NOW ITS 13

[vital mesa]

Played well with white

[grave moon]

WHATATAT

[torn maple]

Guys, is it allowed to write "????" In my opponent moves when anotating it?

[vital mesa]

Bad with black

[royal lynx]

vro im about to throw a chess board on your fingers you have to stop talking gng

[grave moon]

idk

[royal lynx]

you rae not gonna tell me how i play

[tranquil mirage]

rae

[vital mesa]

Be on ur limits

[tranquil mirage]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/946686312801517578/1190451634531213332/02B63A56-1353-4567-956C-BC2590DDF04F.gif

[royal lynx]

i have no limits

[grave moon]

are💔 🥀

[vital mesa]

That's why u are a kid

[grave moon]

LOOOOOL

[native musk]

Bad manners

[fringe axle]

I need to switch up how I play so I’m playing on lichess for rn mainly I want to win more games by play and not on time

[torn sparrow]

why did you leak me vro

[native musk]

They can snitch for being unrespectful

[royal lynx]

if your 12 it dont mean your old bro

[tranquil mirage]

mb gang

[grave moon]

limits are some excuses so people can rest

[vital mesa]

@light cave did u see both the games

[blazing jewel]

@formal rune why did you cheat and get your account banned

[light cave]

Whats your rating there?

[torn sparrow]

dont leak again

[blazing jewel]

thats why you wanted rapid huh?

[grave moon]

and be lazy

[torn maple]

Bro is a lim(x,y) -> (0,0) of x/x²+y²

[chilly musk]

Yeh bro it's a college don't let them lie to you

[tranquil mirage]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1062106012955447420/1403804293034934482/photo_2025-08-09_12-17-49.gif

[grave moon]

no limits bruv

i hate limits

[dry raptor]

brilliant move while getting blood drawn

[vital mesa]

Lim x tends to y???

[grave moon]

nicee

[royal lynx]

@vital mesa wanna play again

[fringe axle]

2700 ish bullet I haven’t played too much blitz but I’m like 85% wins at 2500 I’ve only played like 30 games tho

[vital mesa]

Oh x, y tends to 0 then answer is 0

[light cave]

Prantham level performance, interesting!

[chilly musk]

Unstoppable CHECKMATE RED brilliant

[torn maple]

Limit of a f(x,y) tends to (0,0)

[vital mesa]

Or 1 if u divide 0/0

[grave moon]

yes

[fringe axle]

Oh and playing on lichess has def restored my confidence in how good I am

[grave moon]

the opponent got mogged

[native musk]

Undef no

[torn maple]

This limit does not exist bro

[vital mesa]

Should i solve taking lhs and rhs or just put function

[torn maple]

It just doesnt exist, there isnt what to solve

[light cave]

Yeah, 71% winrate is alright

[grave moon]

🤑🤑🤑

[chilly musk]

Don't you mean Doaksed?

[fringe axle]

On chess.com I had my settings to only play higher rated guys cuz for some reason I thought I would gain more rating easier that way but on lichess I just play everyone

[native musk]

@light cave will you comeback on gothamcity

[grave moon]

DOAKES YES

[light cave]

Not likely, Theo really did not like me insulting his girlfriend

[torn sparrow]

he is still there

[fringe axle]

I have like a 70% winrate on bullet games lichess

[grave moon]

get a j*b

[native musk]

???

[vital mesa]

Bro it exists lim x tends to 0 means x is very close to 0 but not equals to 0

[chilly musk]

Checkmate mf

[native musk]

Ashy? Or smth like that

[torn sparrow]

they wont hire me vro

[grave moon]

yess

[light cave]

Youre alright for 17 years old, Im 16 and 2600

[torn sparrow]

the problem is not me its them

[grave moon]

oh @bleak glacier

[vital mesa]

It may be 0.00000000000000000001 but not 0

[light cave]

Blitz, not Bullet

[twin gull]

Yo does someone wants to play against me

[torn maple]

Dude wanna a quick lesson of calculus in your dm to explain why it doesnt exist

[light cave]

Yes the 3/10 plumpy Indian girl

[fringe axle]

My blitz peak was 2694 blitz

[chilly musk]

What's ur elo?

[torn sparrow]

how much vro

[light cave]

I meant on Lichess

[native musk]

Oh yeah ur not coming back bruh

[grave moon]

yes

[twin gull]

500 but i play like a 1900

[light cave]

You never know..

[tranquil mirage]

smash

[torn sparrow]

scammers

[fringe axle]

Lichess I haven’t played too much blitz just getting my rating up a bit and seeing how I play

[chilly musk]

Oh okay what's ur username?

[vital mesa]

Bro, would u like to have a quick 1v1 blitz 5 min

[twin gull]

Smash too

[grave moon]

trade offer u get a j*b i get a job fair trade

[twin gull]

Wait let me send a link

[royal lynx]

come blitz again

you got too confident brodie

[chilly musk]

Fk okay

[vital mesa]

Ok

[fringe axle]

I’m in class I can’t

I dislike AP physics

[light cave]

Ameircan

[chilly musk]

https://link.chess.com/play/PF5mdz

[grave moon]

physics the best

[trail vortex]

I can play a blitz

[twin gull]

https://www.chess.com/member/Ronaldo_number_1_not_7

Yo prince

[royal lynx]

@vital mesa accept douchebag

[silver yew]

cant stop winning today

[royal lynx]

@vital mesa OBRAEORO I SENT YOU HOW LONG IS IT GONNA TAKE

[silver yew]

for i sec i thought your nickname was for real

[royal lynx]

wym

[silver yew]

oa 1376

is that ur rating?

[light cave]

He is 1376 on the Online Arena, yes

[royal lynx]

no

[fringe axle]

I’m 1920 uscf I suck

[light cave]

Very low USCF

[fringe axle]

Like I realize I suck at visualizing

[royal lynx]

@vital mesa so your gonna say yes and leave

[fringe axle]

I def should be higher rated tho

Otb I have like an 80% win rate

Maybe I should actually use that smart chessboard I got awhile ago

[vital mesa]

Inv me

[royal lynx]

yo there is no way your not ragebaiting

[silver yew]

if u got 80% wr then just play a bunch more otb and you will get a higher rating. statistically.

[royal lynx]

do u also know what is ragebaiting or are u clueless about it

[fringe axle]

Yeah I wanna be an nm

[royal lynx]

@vital mesa i sent you invite

[fringe axle]

I’m going to college next year so I wanna get nm before that and I think I hopefully can

[vital mesa]

Didn't get, resend

[naive jackal]

I'm slow in blitz.

[royal lynx]

bro i sent u 3 times

[vital mesa]

https://link.chess.com/play/Xs5KXO

[royal lynx]

ur wasting my time

[devout quest]

anyone wanna play

[royal lynx]

u sent me this link then left

[chilly musk]

Who tf js sent me a challenge

[floral trellis]

FINALY OUT OF THAT 927 HELL

[devout quest]

challenge rapid 10 seconds

[native musk]

Lmfao

Was it mikhail tal guy

[silver yew]

dont say. do. saying it tricks your brain into you already being there, making you focus less on actually achieving it

[chilly musk]

Idk any 1200 that falls for Lefong

[native musk]

Nvm hes 1100

[devout quest]

im 2100 elo in blitz and 1800 in rapid is that normal?

[trail vortex]

yes

[torn sparrow]

its very interesting nonetheless

[native musk]

Why would you lie when people can just see your profile in 2 clicks 💔

[torn sparrow]

he is not really lying

[native musk]

1975 rapid

[torn sparrow]

just no the most accurate

[native musk]

2090 blitz

[devout quest]

dude that's a new account bruh

[native musk]

None of his statements were right

[torn sparrow]

he is gaining elo so fast

[trail vortex]

thats close enough my guy

[torn sparrow]

that his statements change

[devout quest]

2090 blitz on my new account

[thorn cliff]

2700 on chess.com though?

[native musk]

2700 lichess is harder anyway

[torn sparrow]

his account reminds of me the notorious cheater ki

[thorn cliff]

is it really

[native musk]

Yeahh

[thorn cliff]

have you been there?

[native musk]

Nope

[thorn cliff]

yeah i'd rather hear from someone who has been there

i'm just curious since 1900 uscf and 2700 chess.com is a pretty wide difference

[native musk]

Ask anyone they'll agree w me

[thorn cliff]

i've heard most people say it's the same by that point

[scarlet arrow]

no freacking way

[vital mesa]

?

[native musk]

It equalizes at 2300-2400 in blitz

[royal lynx]

i missclicked but u still didnt win

[royal lynx]

rematch

[native musk]

Then cc gets inflated

[vital mesa]

I did too on purpose with my queen

[glacial solstice]

what openings are good to know for 1000-1300 range?

[royal lynx]

it doesnt matter anyways you still had advantage

rematch

[vital mesa]

What advantage bruh

If i be serious, u lose

[royal lynx]

ok be serious then

[vital mesa]

Ok

[royal lynx]

your acting like ur him brodie get out

why u abort

[devout quest]

Italian game , London System

[vital mesa]

Resend

[undone crown]

Anyone wanna play a game 10 min

[vital mesa]

My bad my phone lagged

[sterile atlas]

London 🤢

[vital mesa]

Switching between discord and chess

[devout quest]

Caro-Kann black too

[torn sparrow]

you lasted long vro

[torn sparrow]

banned in 10 games 3 you lost💀

[thorn cliff]

regardless of site, 1900 uscf is definitely underrated at 2700 blitz

[torn sparrow]

bro was not cooking

[azure musk]

Noo Egyptian getting banned😭💔💔💔

[torn sparrow]

he was not hiding it

[native musk]

Yeah ofc

[wooden vigil]

yessir

[azure musk]

Who is he btw

[torn sparrow]

@devout quest

[fringe axle]

Yeah I am

[native musk]

Wow he left

[torn sparrow]

random guy who joined the server today

average cheater

[azure musk]

What is 1900 USCF in fide

[torn sparrow]

joins gets banned in 10 games disappears

[lone totem]

Guys the queen is so broken, the should nerf the king 💔

[native musk]

Ok nvm he blocked me LMAO

[azure musk]

Dude I swear to God I played someone from another server who was rated 100 and he beat me with 98% accuracy and claims he wasn't cheating

[vital mesa]

Told ya

[azure musk]

There he is

[fringe axle]

Lower rated ppl don’t understand how good the moves are

[royal lynx]

ok i'll play serious now

try winning

[azure musk]

Exactly

[fringe axle]

Lmao what are you 12

[lone totem]

innocent until proven guilty vro

[plucky kelp]

Hai chat

[royal lynx]

nobody talking to u btw

[thorn cliff]

depends on where you are, though in the us, uscf - 100 = fide seems to be it

[azure musk]

He is rated 100 and played at 98% accuracy, 10 day old account with 5 seconds on every move.

[azure musk]

Ahh that seems fair

[vital mesa]

Lexa why did u take my queen

[torn sparrow]

why believe him

🤣

[azure musk]

lmao

[fringe axle]

Eh I have a 67.6 win rate otb

[royal lynx]

why talking now? after u play me u can talk as much as u want

[native musk]

He went super Saiyan

[fringe axle]

Ah so stockfish?

[azure musk]

Ur 2.7k ? What's ur otb?

[fringe axle]

Oh wait my bad

[native musk]

No you should take a look at his game respectfully its pretty funny

[fringe axle]

I have a 70.8 win rate

[tranquil sinew]

yo sup bbgs

[fringe axle]

Over 84 games I’m 1920 uscf

[native musk]

U might be cooked

[tranquil sinew]

k

[fringe axle]

Oh it’s lower than I thought

[royal lynx]

if ur 2.7k link uraccount then

[fringe axle]

My bullet rates are 57-5-39%

[azure musk]

very nice

[glacial solstice]

is englund bad

[azure musk]

Refuted

[fringe axle]

https://lichess.org/@/Turnuphater/perf/bullet
lichess
https://www.chess.com/member/turnuphater/stats
though im done with cc for now

[tranquil sinew]

lichess

[vital mesa]

@azure musk bro he is a kid with an engine

[jovial rose]

just play soller or hartlaub charlick

[azure musk]

You used engine against me

[fringe axle]

no they are 2700

or 2600 wherever

[bright mural]

is there any issue going through ccom interface? or its just for me?

[vital mesa]

Ya lozzy 5

Against u

[bright mural]

my board became extremly small

[vital mesa]

U had 2700 elo

[fringe axle]

rbuxed what your username?

in cc

[azure musk]

Just admit to using an engine @vital mesa

[vital mesa]

Cc?

[fringe axle]

chess.com

[native musk]

He's more likely not using one

[azure musk]

Chess.com

[native musk]

Lenx just giving him pieces

[azure musk]

I swear he does or at the very least against me

[royal lynx]

he is using a nengine

[azure musk]

He played 98% accuracy

[azure musk]

There we go

[royal lynx]

in one game he probably didnt cuz he played very bad

but i think he uses engine for some moves

[azure musk]

He played the whole game with engine against me bro

[native musk]

His move make sense tbf he takes space when hes allowed to

[fringe axle]

what yall usernames

[royal lynx]

what would u guess his elo is

[fringe axle]

I wanna see the games 😛

[azure musk]

Do u want to see my game against the engine user?

[native musk]

Eh idk I'm not an expert

[eternal temple]

Lol imagine using an engine, skillissue pill is brutal 💔

[fringe axle]

show me the game

[azure musk]

hello twin

[royal lynx]

i did play bad in one game or two but it doesnt prove that hes not using an engine