💬〡chess-talk

[visual plover]

I'm like bro blunder something

[primal wraith]

Helllllooooooooo

[ivory copper]

vc are popping off on a monday morning

[short summit]

play better brochacho

[clear willow]

How do I link my chess.com acc to discord

[primal wraith]

Bruh

[visual plover]

I'll start Brodie

[violet crater]

I got biology exam tmmrow

[main nexus]

Hi

[visual plover]

😭 Good luck 🤞

[violet crater]

then physics in 3 days

[short summit]

I got grammar and history tmr, math and literature on Friday 🥀

[leaden star]

https://tenor.com/view/pou-futebol-alegria-alegre-gif-5825594508210884401

[violet crater]

"grammar"? never heard of that

[short summit]

cuz im hungarian

[whole spade]

LAWL
I GOT COOKED

[violet crater]

makes sense

[wooden lava]

oh it was unrated

lol

[whole spade]

Yeah

[south bobcat]

Anyone up for unrated match 10 m

[wooden lava]

gg

[wooden lava]

whats your elo

[south bobcat]

345

[wooden lava]

lets play

[violet crater]

math and literature are mandatory for every country i think

[south bobcat]

What about you?

[wooden lava]

500

[raven lance]

I grind on Lichess now and I’m almost like 1000 elo

[short summit]

yeah I kinda like math tho

[south bobcat]

Nahh hell nah I will lose lts not play

[raven lance]

I cant grind on chess.com because my arhg is stuck on 300 elo there

[wooden lava]

btw, some of the chess games i play i play while listening to arcane music

[violet crater]

ofc you are Lawliet

[south bobcat]

#💬〡general-off-topic people move to there to chat now I guess

[violet crater]

chill that channel is dead

[primal wraith]

Hey how much do a normal earnings of a chess player

[wooden lava]

what is your elo

[south bobcat]

I know bro

[azure musk]

0

[violet crater]

2500

[wooden lava]

thats true

[stone epoch]

tournament prizes + streaming money - travel costs and tournament registrations

so normally in the negatives

[azure musk]

Unfortunately

[wooden lava]

ok nvm no challenge

[south bobcat]

If you become coach you will get lots of money

[stone epoch]

also am I bugging or is this not 7.5?

[violet crater]

Im 2500 blitz, 2400 rapid, 2400 bullet and but not 2400 classical

[whole spade]

Anyone up for a match?
i am 500

[primal wraith]

Okay but a like how much 1k between 10 how much?

[azure musk]

Fide?

[violet crater]

I would If i gained raiting

[violet crater]

1800 fide

[worn geode]

the median chess player makes 0 dollars

[whole spade]

i aint no playing with Apes like you

[azure musk]

Nice

[south bobcat]

Can you Coach me for free ?

[wooden lava]

you should be geto instead

[nocturne idol]

I thought you is loyal on avyav vro

[azure musk]

I'm losing money that way bro💔

[whole spade]

Aye
up for a rematch?

[wooden lava]

yeah

[clear willow]

Who else got membership on black friday

[full cobalt]

would you work for free?

[south bobcat]

Avyan did't teach me anything,She just talk

[digital pulsar]

what's ur fide std

[south bobcat]

Yeah ,

[worn geode]

i'll pay you in exposure bro i'll leave a glowing review on fiverr or something

[azure musk]

Std is really low since I'm very inactive, it's like 1750

[full cobalt]

that sounds like a you problem ngl

[zealous marsh]

Sad fact: Vasyl Ivanchuk lost on time with a winning position twice in the span of 12 months and lost his European Rapid Gold medal.

[wooden lava]

no offense but you are 300 elo

[south bobcat]

It's fine bro

[primal wraith]

Yooooo it's you that said I would lose my ELO

[azure musk]

Actually doesn't sound all that bad, maybe when in summer vacation when I get a ton of time free

[worn geode]

its fine for you since you're losing nothing

[full cobalt]

did you

[clear willow]

In this world only your family's love is free my bro

[worn geode]

fr though don't work for free at your level people will pay

[azure musk]

How much would you say is reasonable for my elo

[south bobcat]

It's fine bro

[azure musk]

Some people say I do too expensive

[primal wraith]

I became 1899 and I became 2000 back but my win rate is busted

[south bobcat]

Yeahh

[worn geode]

go cheaper than mightymarkus so you can steal all his students /j

[azure musk]

Lolll

I do 10$ an hour

[clear willow]

dang thats expensive

i got a guy

[primal wraith]

Wait is 10$ expensive

[clear willow]

2$ per day

[nocturne idol]

On my country it is vro 💔

[worn geode]

is this zekodin

bro gets paid in courses 💀

[rare carbon]

@south bobcat help

[clear willow]

I was talking about my cousin 💀

[primal wraith]

Where do you live?

[clear willow]

I owe him 2$

[south bobcat]

Yes what do you need ?

[rare carbon]

#💬〡improvement-talk message

[primal wraith]

Bro that's 2$ dollars

[clear willow]

Yk money is money

[short summit]

chess is so complicated

[azure musk]

In my country it's kind of a lot but I hear it should be not that expensive in other countries but idk

[south bobcat]

Okay let me check out there hob on #💬〡improvement-talk

[clear willow]

nah thats expensive in most of the countries

[primal wraith]

How much is the conversation rate

[azure musk]

Agreed, but I don't think it's bad for my level

[clear willow]

ye u 2700 elo

[azure musk]

Like how much is 10 dollars in my country?

[clear willow]

are u like a titled player

[worn geode]

power of working from home exploit the conversion rate

[south bobcat]

@rare carbon bro ?

[primal wraith]

I'm gonna go

[azure musk]

No unfortunately

Not yet

[clear willow]

When u beat a titled player do they call u a chater

cheater*

[azure musk]

No, why?

[nocturne idol]

At 2200 there are plenty of titled vro 💔

[clear willow]

because untitled player = cheater for many masters

[nocturne idol]

Definitely not

[mental loom]

When are u getting a title?

[south bobcat]

I one's beat one title player his Elo was 1900+ it was unrated

[nocturne idol]

I don't have plan vro everything is too expensive on our economy 💔

[paper token]

just played a game i thought was good (2 blunders 😭)

[clear willow]

dang i beat a IM in atomic 💀

[granite cove]

https://tenor.com/view/apple-fisheye-effect-fisheye-gif-21218945

[azure musk]

Nah I rarely get called cheater bc they always beat me in the rematch lol

[light cave]

Hey friend

[modern owl]

Are you good

[light cave]

Can I get Trusted role?

[clear willow]

lol

[south bobcat]

Nice 💀

[strange portal]

im alr

[mental loom]

Once u start earning then save money & just play a few tournaments

[granite cove]

connect your chess.com account with discord

[paper token]

2 blunders 3 misses 7 inaccuracies jesus christ

[light cave]

I dont play on chess.com, I dont have an account

[granite cove]

then you can't

[south bobcat]

Hahahaaa ,

[nocturne idol]

The transportation cost vro is already too much besides most local fide here are unrated 💔

[paper token]

[robust crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/zlatan-ibra-ibrahimovic-shut-up-milan-gif-17739171

[clear willow]

what ur elo

[mental loom]

Hi, you need to connect your chesscom account to get full access to this server & become a trusted member. Type /connect

[paper token]

so this is why people tell you not to play chess before bed

[paper token]

1100… 😔

[light cave]

I dont have a chess.com account, Ive been chatting here for YEARS, @robust crypt can vouch

[worn geode]

genuinely you can js make one and not use it if you want the role

its not that deep

[granite cove]

i also have such problems, fide tournaments only happen once a week, and they are all high rated players. who are just elo farming

[south bobcat]

Anyone up for 2 hours match unrated

[light cave]

I dont want to make one, I wont put the chains on

[worn geode]

but they'd be putting the chains on a dummy

[paper token]

2 HOURS?????

[south bobcat]

Yeah

[light cave]

Karma will not allow it

[robust crypt]

I think there has been a misunderstanding, realrough was a former mod here if I don’t remember wrong

[worn geode]

it's not the real you

[zealous marsh]

I'm NOT playing online classical 😭

[mental loom]

Oh ok, too many challenges I see. I hope u will get solution for it too.

[nocturne idol]

Vro just be stacked up first before you join those 💔

[granite cove]

bruh what chains lmao

[clear willow]

it aint that bad I'm 1300 and once i did 13 inaccuracies 3 mistakes and 1 blunder

[light cave]

My friend just give me Trusted its not very hard

Ill settle for FOTS too if you cant do Trusted

[paper token]

😭

[granite cove]

I cant 😭

[paper token]

the hell is a fots

[light cave]

Not you

[worn geode]

hes not talking to u bro

[south bobcat]

Alright,Later then I guess

[mental loom]

I don't know him actually.

[light cave]

I just need the Trusted role

[robust crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/prime-he-is-him-colorado-travis-hunter-deion-sanders-gif-1685658243077245926

[light cave]

I wont blow the server up, Im very trustworthy

[wooden lava]

good game yuji

[light cave]

I wanna post chess puzzles and chess media and all that jazz

[south bobcat]

<@&745328830649991179> help him

[native musk]

Put them and break them pretty easy

[light cave]

God you are very bright

[light cave]

The chains are for those who cannot guide themselves

[south bobcat]

I got you bro

[mental loom]

I have already explained him how to get Trusted role, pls consider checking the above chats & don't tag mods directly

[light cave]

I do not have a chess.com account

I do not play on your website

Ive been here for years

Just give me the role))

[slow folio]

that's the problem vro

you don't have chess.com account

[south bobcat]

Alright as you wish

[nocturne idol]

Atp this might be trolling 💔

[light cave]

Why should I give the chess mafia my email and location

For damn media perms

[raven garnet]

almost as satisfying as a smothered mate

[worn geode]

you can make a throwaway email and fake location bro 🥀

[light cave]

I guess I could

[worn geode]

you got imaginary chains on you at the moment

nothing is stopping you

[light cave]

Im not putting the chains on

No compromises when working with the chess mafia

Who knows what they might have up their sleeves

[torn sparrow]

I am just better vro

[worn geode]

is this kramnik's alt

🥀

[light cave]

I just need the Trusted role

This is not very difficult

Or FOTS, I can do that too

[torn sparrow]

How can you be trusted if even moon banned you

[light cave]

Moon is a G and a nice guy, he did not ban me

[worn geode]

whats the lore behind the ban lmao

[light cave]

It was his moderators

[torn sparrow]

😭

[mental loom]

Pls don't spam

[worn geode]

same thing

[zealous marsh]

This is Andrew Tate level of pathetic nowadays 😭

[light cave]

Im not spamming, we are just having a conversation

[zealous marsh]

Gng trusted role is not that important

[light cave]

Truthfully I deserve the role, but you are sticking to this arbitrary construction

[mental loom]

!trusted

[glass robin]

@light cave With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[worn geode]

i mean you got banned here before

[light cave]

I was not banned here

[torn sparrow]

he got banned everywhere

[worn geode]

so you just left?

[south bobcat]

No no

[light cave]

I made that go away

[torn sparrow]

I bet he was banned in lichess too

[zealous marsh]

We can all see why...

[worn geode]

so you were banned

[south bobcat]

Me ?

[light cave]

No

[worn geode]

not you bro no one is talking about you

[light cave]

Guys wanna be realrough so bad

[south bobcat]

Glad to know

[south bobcat]

Wanna hear something interesting

[light cave]

No

[worn geode]

wtf

[light cave]

Hey friend

[south bobcat]

Chat is dead

[light cave]

He knows the secrets of Yoga Fire

[worn geode]

bro is not gandhi

[torn sparrow]

locked out is crazy

[vestal cedar]

is tilting from 2300 to 2100 twice in blitz satisfying vro

[ashen crag]

i got 4:30 min of sleep

and now i have school so nice

[south bobcat]

Poor guy what he got lockout?

[zealous marsh]

FREE HIM

[worn geode]

how tf are you chatting here

[torn sparrow]

how does ts random 1200 know about my tilts

[raven lance]

a

[light cave]

Guys Im going to need your help

[south bobcat]

He got lockout again

[light cave]

Please protest so I can get the FOTS role

[robust crypt]

2100🥀

[torn sparrow]

no one will protest for you

[vestal cedar]

we can look your account up vro
can we play

[light cave]

My release was successful

[torn sparrow]

count your days

[zealous marsh]

Fun fact: This was a game losing blunder from my opp, if you solve it then you're me

[torn sparrow]

actually its pretty hard to find my account if you arent a alt vro

[spice ore]

whats the difference between buying courses on chess.com and chessable?

[light cave]

Chess mafia owns both

[south bobcat]

Because chessable is free

[spice ore]

yea ik they own both but liek is there any difference?

[spice ore]

assume I buy the same course

because if it is then chess.com is cheaper

[south bobcat]

Because of ⬛ Friday

[spice ore]

because of premium too

[vestal cedar]

very difficult vro

[zealous marsh]

The thing about chessable courses is that they are your permament possession once you buy them, while from what I can tell... chess.com lessons become restricted when you walk away from your premium subscription iirc

[torn sparrow]

damn i am not you

[torn sparrow]

you still need to check account history which 99% of all people are lazy to do vro

[spice ore]

no chess.com courses are the exact same as chessable as far as i can tell

[light cave]

It seems you are as observant as I was

[quasi nova]

Vro left and joined back to gain his precious seconds of freedom

[zealous marsh]

vro tryna escape the matrix

[native musk]

Lmao

[torn sparrow]

vro will end up ip banned in a few seconds

[tropic topaz]

ok bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro

[torn sparrow]

with all messages wiped

[vestal cedar]

beat me and i tell you who i am vro

[native musk]

Drop a tutorial

[tropic topaz]

ok bro bro bro bro

[torn sparrow]

you are krill

[native musk]

Ohh rejoin

[tropic topaz]

ok bro bro bro bro bro beo

[torn sparrow]

ok bro vro bro vroo broo vrooo

[zealous marsh]

The line my opponent played was 5 moves deep at least, no problem for the great greenflower 😄

[eternal jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/vladimir-kramnik-kramnik-chesscom-chess-meme-anis-84-gif-10256479517071193831

[tropic topaz]

ok bro bro bro bro broo brooooo bruv bruh vro

[vestal cedar]

whos that wtf

[torn sparrow]

the only thing greenflower is great at is tilting vro

[vestal cedar]

oh the emoji name guy

[torn sparrow]

I can give tilt courses

[zealous marsh]

Hi Kramnik, solve this

[vestal cedar]

im no catfish bro

[native musk]

Yeah you are krill

[vestal cedar]

i dont stoop down to his level of low

[torn sparrow]

its probably like qd5 f3 rxe3

[crimson raft]

hi good morning

[zealous marsh]

That's the first bulk of the problem... but I'd argue the latter half is more tricky after Rxe3 back and Bd4

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> schalamonski

This is the Chess.com profile of schalamonski. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2048 (2098 peak)
Blitz: 1800 (1867 peak)
Bullet: 1706 (peak)

[nimble jacinth]

Seen better days before

[native musk]

Mini pekka hero too op

[zealous marsh]

I mean...even the chess.com engine took 15 seconds to find that f3 loses a piece

[halcyon vector]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-surprised-gasp-what-cat-shock-gif-635629308990545194

[torn sparrow]

in pc it finds stuff instantly

[granite cove]

who wants to play rapid 15+10 (elo any-1500)

[restive grail]

I'm playing the violin, what song should I play

[granite cove]

vivaldi's winter

[restive grail]

And if you say anything like winter I will chas3 you

[restive grail]

...

[granite cove]

vivaldi's summer

[restive grail]

......

[granite cove]

🙂

[restive grail]

Ok.

[granite cove]

alright, do experience by ludovico

[rare carbon]

??

[restive grail]

Alr

I'll try

[granite cove]

record it and send plz

[rare carbon]

You were supposed to click on it.. it was a link to message

[drowsy pelican]

Ernst Last Rose of Summer

[formal jewel]

how can i start learning chess?

i dont even know how each piece work

[drowsy pelican]

Figure that out first and just play games to get a grip of it

[granite cove]

just make a chess.com account, you will learn yourself

[formal jewel]

yes i did

[granite cove]

watch a 10 mint vid on how pieces move

[formal jewel]

okayyy

[drowsy pelican]

You could also play a bot for a little less pressure and turn on show all legal moves for practice

[nocturne idol]

Just don't play bad moves brutal 🥀

[granite cove]

https://youtu.be/OCSbzArwB10?si=0D8u_jn-GrQyejkC

[nimble jacinth]

Brutal game

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> kaiserkalee

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1457 (peak)
Blitz: 871 (1064 peak)
Bullet: 750 (935 peak)

[formal jewel]

how often do i play daily to improve

[formal jewel]

thank youu

[nocturne idol]

Play tons if you're new

[drowsy pelican]

Some people say a few rapid games a day

[granite cove]

yes even you lose

[drowsy pelican]

But a lot will help if you’re new

[brazen ibex]

guys im 1244 rated is that good

[formal jewel]

okayy i'll do

[raven garnet]

im 1273 and i think im terrible so its just a matter of perspective

[formal jewel]

thanks everyone

[zealous marsh]

Okay so... greenflower is the only one who attempted to solve this... black to move, and find a beautiful line that wins a piece

[brazen ibex]

yeah we're good for the 800-900s but bad at the game in general

[restive grail]

Dms

[granite cove]

yes plz

[violet geyser]

Just around 5-6 games or more if you can

[restive grail]

It's not working

On vc

[rugged vessel]

What's the move?

[full cobalt]

this doesnt look fun ngl

[nocturne plover]

Wait a few mins don't tell the solution

[tropic topaz]

just a 1400 blundering a queen

[zealous marsh]

not saying.

[timber mica]

https://www.chess.com/play/arena/4589501

[sleek orbit]

play h4

[zealous marsh]

gotcha.

[sleek orbit]

!! move (source: trustmebro)

[rugged vessel]

Alr lemme think

[sleek orbit]

what did donchenko ever do to hurt bro

[zealous marsh]

Also @nocturne plover find the line that is the most beautiful, and it's not white's optimal solution

[restive grail]

Vcc

[nocturne plover]

Is it ||Bf6 Qg3 Qxg3 Qxg3 Rxe3 Rxe3 Bd4 Re1 Re8 Kf2 g5||

[nocturne plover]

Ah I only calculated 1 line

[granite cove]

I am sorry, i didnt expect this 😭

[zealous marsh]

Wrong from the start

[nocturne plover]

Ah what did I miss after Bf6 what does white have

[zealous marsh]

Qc4+

[restive grail]

It's okay

VM sounds bad

[nocturne plover]

Fair ok again wait like 5 mins😅

[acoustic bay]

haha never give up at 800 elo

[static tendon]

hello idiots

[abstract atlas]

Does anyone have any good positional chess book recommendations for 1500+

[static tendon]

yes I'm writing a book

[worn geode]

how to reassess your chess by jeremy silman

[abstract atlas]

Are you actually 😭

[static tendon]

Yes it's called chess for idiots

featuring openings like 1.Nf3 and King's indian defence

[abstract atlas]

Don’t forget grob and the bird

[static tendon]

Bird is shit

i play bird all the time and lose

[abstract atlas]

That was the joke 😭

[granite cove]

https://www.chess.com/play/arena/4589501

[restive grail]

VC yes or nah

[ebon monolith]

Hello

[static tendon]

if i could get hold of the guy who made this opening i'll prolly punch him

[abstract atlas]

I mean you never know it might have been an actual bird

[rugged vessel]

Didn't find it

[granite cove]

nah

[rugged vessel]

I thought bf6 would work but it didn't

[static tendon]

birds don't have hands

[abstract atlas]

Just like how the elephant gambit was made by elephants

[restive grail]

Sorry can't do 😥

[abstract atlas]

Yep but they’ll find a way, they always do

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> kungfuxiongmao

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2054 (2129 peak)
Blitz: 1572 (2112 peak)
Bullet: 1502 (1893 peak)

[violet geyser]

Remember the time you beat a 4 digit Elo with h4

[zealous marsh]

The solution is gonna be given soon dw

[static tendon]

i don't know that's too confusing

[zealous marsh]

Hi Yuuka

[nocturne plover]

Qd5 Qg3 Be5 Bf4 Bxf4 is winning
Qd5 Qg3 Be5 Qg5 f4 should be winning
Qd5 f3 Rxe3 Rxe3 Bd4 Re1 Re8 also seems winning

[violet geyser]

Hello

[static tendon]

@nocturne plover you're a 1900 and a coach?

[zealous marsh]

I want you to focus on the f3 Rxe3 line, you're right

[static tendon]

I'm gonna coach too lemme change my username

[rugged vessel]

Alr

[static tendon]

3€ per hour

[zealous marsh]

Because it's still not over and there's beautiful moves yet to be played @nocturne plover

[static tendon]

anyone interested in my coaching?

[zealous marsh]

@rugged vessel he's on the right track

[nocturne plover]

Wait a min

[rugged vessel]

Which line

[nocturne plover]

Anything wrong?

[rugged vessel]

Ah Qd5 wait

[violet geyser]

How do I premove accurately

[static tendon]

Qd5 QD7 Bf4 Qd2

[static tendon]

yeah everything's wrong

[timber mica]

anyone will join ???
https://www.chess.com/play/arena/4589501

[zealous marsh]

All of them

[zealous marsh]

get better and calculate all possible scenarios

you can do it 100kgs

[violet geyser]

The problem is I don't think💔

I just use common sense

[zealous marsh]

🥀

A Yuuka bro for nothing 🥀

[robust furnace]

Yo Qgg1# exists?

[rugged vessel]

Qd5 Qg3 Be5 Qg5 Bf6 Qg3 Ba4 I think

[sleek orbit]

yes

[robust furnace]

Lowkey this is like a 1 in 1,000,000 position

Imagine Qgg1#

[violet geyser]

What's wrong with not thinking

[rugged vessel]

Then like Qf3 and then I take on f3

[zealous marsh]

That's optimal line, I wanted the beautiful line after f3 from white lol

[rugged vessel]

If f3 just rook takes bishop

If takes u pin the rook

[zealous marsh]

Exactly, but the problem is that the exercise extends quite a lot from there

[rugged vessel]

My brain can't handle this position more than the pin lmao

[dense sedge]

Hello anyone wanna play im bored out of my mind

[nocturne plover]

I see after Kf2 Bxe3 Rxe3 Qd2+ wins
If Qf2, f4 wins
Is whites best thing Qf4/g5 or smth else

[zealous marsh]

Qf4 was what my opponent played, but it has one beautiful drawback

[robust furnace]

@nocturne plover want to play unrated game with me I play as white, time control 10+0

[rugged vessel]

After this if Re1 maybe Re8
Kf2 is not good cause I take then Re8
Maybe Qf4?

[wooden lava]

should i take a break for a bit?

[nocturne plover]

Ye ok

[nocturne plover]

Wait after I try to solve this we can maybe

[violet geyser]

Are you at your limit rn

[wooden lava]

well it’s 9pm, which is when i play the worst

i cant play rn, its 9pm

[violet geyser]

Then stop

[nocturne plover]

@zealous marsh I've seen a similar one with kind of almost same ideas in one of gangulys exercises

[wooden lava]

ok, i will continue later

[robust furnace]

It's not actually about time, it's about your belief on that that makes you worse

And bad things happen at that time, making your belief more convincing

[zealous marsh]

You're so close to the finishing move 🥀

[wooden lava]

also because im usually tired already at 9pm

[violet geyser]

Believing in do not blunder and you can't lose

[wooden lava]

im already tired, my mind is tired at 9pm

[robust furnace]

Believing has it's own limits

Belief only fuels motivations

Basically believing yourself having a Lamborghini doesn't mean it's gonna happen right away

[slow folio]

WE WILL FIGHT TILL THE END!

[slow folio]

qf5+ and my job is done

[rugged vessel]

So after Qf4 then Re8?
Then Re1 then Qe5?

[violet geyser]

Keep checking him lol

[slow folio]

qf5+ then I win

[zealous marsh]

Yeah Qe5 is the move I'm looking for

[slow folio]

wsp Jackson

[zealous marsh]

hi

[slow folio]

another Tuesday on Nguyễn Văn Thủ again

[zealous marsh]

heheheha

[slow folio]

oh yeah i'm about to be in military weeks

[nocturne plover]

I can't handle it no more man it's the max of my abilities maybe Rxe3 Rxe3 then Qc5 or smth

[slow folio]

you will be there soon boi

[zealous marsh]

Qf4 Qe5 🥀

[robust furnace]

Im kinda sad, the green padding on my white king piece has a small hole in it (prob cuz the pawns put their heads inside the king's green padding"

[zealous marsh]

Qxe5 Rxe5 Kf2 f4

[robust furnace]

Now I need to buy another white king piece

Cuz I have OCD

[rugged vessel]

Damn

[zealous marsh]

That's the power of absolute pins in chess everyone

[rugged vessel]

How did u even calculate all of this

[zealous marsh]

idek 😭

I didn't even expect Qe5 to be the ONLY move to win

[rugged vessel]

2370 well that's the reason

[nocturne plover]

Ye bro you said beautiful combination and hence I spent so much time looking at some 2 bishop mate possibility with queen sac or smth😭
Anyways I can't visualise that far maybe if I reach that position id play Qe5

[zealous marsh]

That's the buggin' part lmao, it doesn't have to be Mikhail Tal style flashy

[silent jacinth]

Review says i bludered, yeah i lost a peice but i won in 5 moves.

Check out this #chess game: SuperRandomGuy69 vs salmon295 - https://www.chess.com/live/game/146180296456

[frosty peak]

SuperRandomGuy69 (296) vs. salmon295 (308)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 [Nc6] 3. Bc4 Qe7 4. Ng5 Qxg5 5. Qf3 Na5 6. Qxf7+ Kd8 7. Qxf8# 

[nocturne plover]

Ye bro everytime I typed smrh when I went back to the position I had to start from Qd5 to visualise again the position doesn't stay at all 😭

[abstract atlas]

Imagine losing in this position

[rugged vessel]

I thought of a weird sacrifice in the first place

[stoic ibex]

Wassup losers

[feral bloom]

shush

[silent jacinth]

Does this opening have a name?

[nocturne plover]

I thought of smth like h6 g5 then Qf3 type shi as well but doesn't work

[stoic ibex]

Why does your profile not exist on cc

[feral bloom]

XDDDD

[rugged vessel]

The reason I'm not 2000

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> raresului

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Blitz: 514 (700 peak)
Bullet: 533 (624 peak)

[stoic ibex]

I don't see no raresului on cc

[feral bloom]

XDDDDDDDDDDD

old acc

[lime falcon]

Raselsui

[stoic ibex]

Suiiiiiii

[feral bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/sui-siu-ronaldo-football-portugal-gif-25997537

[stoic ibex]

What's your new acc

[feral bloom]

serach honeyhoneysugar

curently playing a game

[slow folio]

@zealous marsh what do you think the line I should go for attacking

[lime falcon]

Why he looks like an alien

[feral bloom]

@stoic ibex found me?

[zealous marsh]

Is this live

hell nah

[frosty peak]

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Bullet: 1148 (1216 peak)

[junior anchor]

Peak off peak

[lime falcon]

Nice

[junior anchor]

Gotta hit 1000 soon

[lime falcon]

Isn't ur 1k+

[slow folio]

no bro

[kindred crypt]

How can i have permission to speak in vc?

[zealous marsh]

If I were you, I'd go for Nexd5

[slow folio]

tbf I hate that line lol

[zealous marsh]

And then sack that same knight on f4

[slow folio]

I would go Ncxd5

but uh I sense it's not good either

[slow folio]

yup stockfish agreed with me

I mean besides these 3 lines, idfk which is the best line stockfish wanted

ng4 (might be a good move only)

nexd5 and ncxd5 seems to be a mistake

[nocturne plover]

@zealous marsh @rugged vessel wanna try 2-3 puzzles?

[rugged vessel]

If its not like the last one,sure

[zealous marsh]

yeah sure lol, in vc?

[nocturne plover]

There are shorter ones and longer ones

[rugged vessel]

I'll try both

[nocturne plover]

If you are free after 1hr, then sure

[abstract atlas]

Does anyone happen to have any other recommendations

[zealous marsh]

oh yeah I'm free for the next 3 hours

[junior anchor]

Is this winnable?

[nocturne plover]

@zealous marsh @rugged vessel you might be seen this I posted it multiple times
White to move

[nocturne plover]

Perfect then

[rugged vessel]

I feel I saw it before wait

[jovial elk]

hi guys

hru yall

[zealous marsh]

Oooh... The candidate moves are gonna be tough for this one

[slow folio]

might be ne4 first right?

[zealous marsh]

@nocturne plover I feel this has some Nezhmetdinov vibes, am I on the right track

[nocturne plover]

Ye pretty tough
the only one who solved it first try all variatuons correct was IM alexander krastev by taking 30 mins😅

[nocturne plover]

No

[abstract atlas]

How about Nb5

[rugged vessel]

R×e6 Ng5?

[slow folio]

it won't do much

[nocturne plover]

What I don't get it

[jovial elk]

the queen is protected so whe need checkmate horse g5 and than qh7+ ????

[nocturne plover]

Blur it and yes continue after ||h6||

[zealous marsh]

Call me crazy but Rxe6 Qxe6 Qxf6 gxf6 and Ne4

[nocturne plover]

Ye everyone thinks this first but Qd8you don't have discoveries after Nf6 Kg7 and it's d6

[zealous marsh]

Fair enough

[rugged vessel]

Wth Q×f6?

[abstract atlas]

I mean after Bb7 (to save the bishop) ig white could take the knight on f6 to damage the black pawn structure but idk if that’s worth losing the bishop pair for

[zealous marsh]

Wanted something to do with both the bishop and knight targeting the f6 square for future discoveries

[nocturne plover]

@rugged vessel

[zealous marsh]

But yeah it doesn't work

[rugged vessel]

I'm thinking

[rugged vessel]

Crazy

[harsh kite]

this one of those Rxe6 Ng5 Nce4 stuffs im smelling it

[stoic ibex]

I did and I also watched that game

[feral bloom]

I AM SO BAD AT ENDGAMES

[nocturne plover]

Why does everyone say e6

[stoic ibex]

Your opponent didn't see mate in one and you fumbled at last
Should've sacked your bishop

[azure musk]

It looks like there's a rook sac and queen sac but Im too lazy to calc anything lol

[feral bloom]

for stalemate?

[zealous marsh]

oh god it's RXD6 💀

[acoustic bay]

e4

[fathom dove]

Hai chess talk :3

[nocturne plover]

No queen sac

[zealous marsh]

great minds think alike

[nocturne plover]

Ye

[azure musk]

Lol u thought the same?

[stoic ibex]

Not stalemate
At the end your opponent pushed the pawn when QxB was checkmate
After he pushed the pawn you should've sacked the bishop by taking the pawn
That way you would've prolonged the game

[zealous marsh]

lol yeah I thought there was something after Qxf6 😭

[livid fog]

hey guys I had a really funny dumb game is there anywhere where i can send it?

[azure musk]

Dude same I was ne4 and surely there's something

[acoustic bay]

here

[rugged vessel]

Nce4?

[feral bloom]

i was thinking of sacking my queen and then my bishop for stalemate but i had that a pawn

[livid fog]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/146180900912?move=0 so like i'm 400 I was like yk imma just copy his moves for a laugh look how this game ends

[grave moon]

eugh coughs

[frosty peak]

arsh_shehry17 (396) vs. They-call-me-ray (437)

Move List

1. e4 [e5] 2. Nf3 Nf6 3. Nc3 Nc6 4. Bc4 Bc5 5. Ng5 Nxe4 6. Ncxe4 h6 7. Nxf7 Bxf2+ 8. Kxf2 Qh4+ 9. g3 Qxe4 10. Nxh8 Qd4+ 11. Ke1 Qe4+ 12. Qe2 Qxh1+ 13. Qf1 Qe4+ 14. Be2 Nd4 15. d3 Nxc2+ 16. Kd2 Qb4+ 17. Kxc2 Qc5+ 18. Kb1 d5 19. Qf7+ Kd8 20. Qg8+ Kd7 21. Qxg7+ Kc6 22. Qxh6+ Kb5 23. d4+ Qc4 24. Bxc4+ Kxc4 25. Nf7 Bf5# 

[harsh kite]

🙏 💔

[stoic ibex]

yeah it wouldn't have ended in a stalemate
Nice game though

[livid fog]

i'm playing black btw

[grave moon]

uh

[nocturne plover]

Ye Nxe4

[fathom dove]

https://tenor.com/view/gothamchess-stare-gothamchess-intro-chess-gif-10514209028749423815

[nocturne plover]

It's correct continue after h6 Nxe4

[rugged vessel]

Then just knight takes and then like Qd7

[quasi nova]

@radiant swan vro has 58,000 messages

[grave moon]

guys

[livid fog]

fire name

[fathom dove]

Doctor naf

[harsh kite]

oh it is?

[fathom dove]

D.naf

[harsh kite]

ok so Rxd6 Qxd6 Ng5 h6 Nce4 Nxe4

[small jungle]

He's muted vro

[jade kite]

sigma

[jade kite]

very little

[acoustic bay]

pov: you play bullet

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> d4_uwu

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Bullet: 1219 (peak)

[quasi nova]

What did he do

[small jungle]

Off topic I think

[livid fog]

@fathom dove i knew you were indo

[quasi nova]

173,000 is insane dude, no wonder you stepped away

[fathom dove]

How?

[quasi nova]

Oh is that all, boring

[fathom dove]

Oh i see my CC name

[livid fog]

yh jakarta ones ot

[worn geode]

holy selective application of rules lmao

[zealous marsh]

just Nxe4 back then, no? If Qd7 and then we play Nf6+ perhaps

[worn geode]

as if this chat is about chess most of the time

[harsh kite]

Nxe4 and whats his response

[quasi nova]

3 days? I've gotten less for "ragebaiting"

[fathom dove]

No its not because of my chess.com name. Then how so you know

[harsh kite]

jackson E we NEED to stop getting the e and d file wrong 💔

[quasi nova]

2% chess

[azure musk]

It's insane how they think that everyone will ALWAYS be talking about chess at all times

[stoic ibex]

This chat is never about chess

[stoic ibex]

Ikr

[livid fog]

femboi

[nocturne plover]

What would be jis best response guess

[acoustic bay]

general off topic is a dead chat

[harsh kite]

Qd8?

[zealous marsh]

ISTG I NEED A DYSLEXIA DIAGNOSIS

[fathom dove]

Nah

[small jungle]

He got sniped by snitches vro💔

[zealous marsh]

Both fails to Nf6+ no

[azure musk]

I got banned for a whole day once because I was talking about sports (just like everyone else)

[acoustic bay]

istg= instragram?

[nocturne plover]

Ye Rxd6 Ng5 h6 Ne4 Nxe4 Nxe4 then Qd8

[jade kite]

ive gotten locked for changing my name to fish user

[fathom dove]

Its because femb0y are a banned word here thats why i use femboi instead

[nocturne plover]

Ye

[feral bloom]

all in all, your opinion on me

[harsh kite]

Nf6 and Bf6 both seems winning

[jade kite]

its not btw

[azure musk]

Real

[fathom dove]

Really?

[harsh kite]

wait no jackson Nf6 isnt winning cuz Kh8

[jade kite]

believe me the mods are it more than u

[quasi nova]

💔 how many times have you been locked

[harsh kite]

Bf6 gf6 Qxh6 with Nf6 next turn is winning

[zealous marsh]

Oh right the pawn is on h6 now 🥀

[feral bloom]

i know for a fact i am not respecting the 20-40-40 rule

[quasi nova]

I feel like sniped is a selective word considering my pfp 💔

[fathom dove]

Lol

[stoic ibex]

I once got banned for an hour for participating in a convo about non chess related stuff. I didn't even initiate it, I was just contributing to whatever others were already talking about but only I got banned.

[zealous marsh]

anyways Bxf6 instead then yeah

[shadow elbow]

Negative 40?

[small jungle]

Didn't even realise that💔

[harsh kite]

🔥

[zealous marsh]

if the pawn was still on h5 Nf6+ would have been so much cleaner

[feral bloom]

huh?

[harsh kite]

frfr

[vivid granite]

Guys how do I cross 2100 I play queens gambit and caro kann... what should I focus on?

[azure musk]

Dude when we were talking about sports and gym and stuff they banned all of us and deleted the message like we committed a crime

[shadow elbow]

Answer

[azure musk]

Keep playing caro kann it's goated

[quasi nova]

I only have 12k messages I need more 2am sessions

[zealous marsh]

ARSENAL FC IS SHITTTTTTTTTTT

[harsh kite]

studying karlsbad structure cuz it appears in both your opening ig

[feral bloom]

it's a chess rule

[stoic ibex]

Atp just make this channel the general one

[vivid granite]

Oo ok

[vivid granite]

Are u fide rated mai

[azure musk]

Valid

[rugged vessel]

Fr

[harsh kite]

nuh

[small jungle]

Just minority attack vro

[zealous marsh]

Reece James in midfield >>>> Merino & Rice

[shadow elbow]

20-40-40=-40

[feral bloom]

now that is just ragebait

[azure musk]

I'll act like I know who any of these people are

[harsh kite]

thats when you the side with queenside minority gng theres more plans than that

Ne5/e4 f pawn push and all

[zealous marsh]

oh right bro doesn't watch football 🥀

[shadow elbow]

-60

[zealous marsh]

I thought Mohamed Salah hooked you

[quasi nova]

Itching for my ACF elo to update, I feel it under my skin

[azure musk]

LMAO I used to watch him many years ago but lowkey stopped enjoying the sport

[zealous marsh]

damn 😔

[feral bloom]

it's a chess rule that says u should study 20% for openings 40% for middlegame and another 40% for endgame

mine is like 90-5-5

[shadow elbow]

Why

[nocturne plover]

@zealous marsh @harsh kite What's your move after Qd8

[harsh kite]

Bf6 🔥

[sleek horizon]

I placed top 7 out of 24 players in a blitz tournament tonight

[zealous marsh]

we have agreed upon Bf6

[nocturne plover]

Ye and after Qd5?

[quasi nova]

@small jungle how long does CB have left on their sentence

[shadow elbow]

Most endgames have least pieces so why it needs 40 percent while opening 20 percent when it has all the pieces still?

[rugged vessel]

Nf6?

[zealous marsh]

kh8 and you have nothing

[nocturne plover]

Na it's Bf6

[small jungle]

Lemme ask him

[rugged vessel]

Bruv

[feral bloom]

cuz if u make a small mistake in the endgame it's over

[azure musk]

Imo if you're really good in your opening your middlegame is going to be good

[harsh kite]

Bf6 Qd5 Qg4 g6 ughhhh @zealous marsh you do the rest

[zealous marsh]

Qxh6+ utilizing the pin?

Hold on nvm lemme look again

[rugged vessel]

I wanted to say Q×h7 mate but I remembered black played h6

[nocturne plover]

King is on g8

[harsh kite]

legacy 2400 blitz reportedly being unable to calculate past 2 moves (bullet has done irreversible damage to this individual)

[shadow elbow]

Faction

[nocturne plover]

Ye continue

[azure musk]

Lol

[small jungle]

17 hours 10 minutes 59 seconds

[quasi nova]

Ts false, it took you a few seconds to type it

[harsh kite]

i cant quite see it

[shadow elbow]

Does it go up or down

[quasi nova]

Update it every second

[agile star]

Y'all can someone teach me how to play the Catalan that could make me win about 80% of the time

[harsh kite]

bc Qf5 Qh4 Qh5 Qf4 g5 wheres the adv

[violet geyser]

Don't blunder

[agile star]

@violet geyser alrighty

[nocturne plover]

Qf5?

[harsh kite]

yeah queen trade

[azure musk]

Check out chessable you should find some things about catalan

[harsh kite]

like black holds on no?

[quasi nova]

When I wake up it'll be at 10 hours, so I gotta wait 💔

[nocturne plover]

Qg4 g6 is correct

[small jungle]

Nah it's the only plan vro fr

[nocturne plover]

Then what do you play

[harsh kite]

theres plans for the other side vro

[short summit]

Hi chat

[small jungle]

Losing plans vro

[harsh kite]

bc

[zealous marsh]

i'm looking

[silent jacinth]

What openings are good as white?

[small jungle]

Hi arima

[harsh kite]

or is queen trade with Nd6 Nxb7 Bxc6 winning enough

[small jungle]

Ruy lopez

[short summit]

What's up

[harsh kite]

holy glaze

[shadow elbow]

Kings indian

[small jungle]

I actually hate carlsbad cause of exchange caro

[alpine bluff]

@harsh kitedo you want to play against me

[small jungle]

Pretty nice city tho

[harsh kite]

no

[silk galleon]

b

[light cave]

Hello friends

[harsh kite]

whats wrong with it

[small jungle]

It got boring

[alpine bluff]

pls

[nocturne plover]

Ye Qh5

[harsh kite]

better than exchange french

[light cave]

You are like 400, what boring?

[shadow elbow]

Chess

[small jungle]

Nothing beats that tbh

[harsh kite]

yeah idk whats clear here is Qxh5 Nd6 Nxb7 Nxc6 winning enough

material imbalance i dont wanna calculate allat

[harsh kite]

smh

[shadow elbow]

If you were that old alot of things would be boring

[violet geyser]

Are there any good openings for black other than the french

[small jungle]

Najdorf

[harsh kite]

if you are so in a mood to play weird stuff just play exchange caro with g6

[quasi nova]

You know how I feel about the french vro 💔

[vale shell]

everybody knows you cant win as black

[zealous marsh]

@nocturne plover Does Rd1 also achieve the Qh5 line

[nocturne plover]

Ye Qx Nd6
Calculate one more variation Qc7 instead of Qd5 back after Bf6 and you're good

[violet geyser]

Wdym by that

[small jungle]

I started playing najdorf instead

[harsh kite]

mb dude

[nocturne plover]

Na I'll have to check with the engine to see why not

[short otter]

I might be him . Ignore that i'm 260 elo just let me have this

[quasi nova]

Did CB hit you with it as well

[shadow elbow]

Person or opening

[small jungle]

Cb hit me with Owen's 💔

[silent jacinth]

Ill try kings indian never played that before

[harsh kite]

i mean Qc7 Qg4 g6 Qh4 h5 Qg5 with g4 seems crushing enough

[digital pulsar]

most quiet kings indian game

[frosty peak]

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[quasi nova]

A win is progress, even if one isnt stellar at the game, you'll be 2000 sooner or later

[frosty peak]

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Rapid: 2086 (2100 peak)
Blitz: 2384 (peak)
Bullet: 2442 (peak)

[quasi nova]

Opening

[eternal temple]

Best daily game ive ever played

[short otter]

He did hang the everloving fck out of his queen though . Not even hung it just gave it to me it was so bad i thought he was gonna switch to stockfish halfway through

[violet geyser]

Any fun opening I should try

[tropic topaz]

why am i so bad at blitz

[shadow elbow]

You play daily?

[harsh kite]

npc alert

[quasi nova]

My daily games hit 85 accuracy most of the time, I have 3 days so why use more then 5 minutes

[harsh kite]

actually caro is also npc i have no ground to say that

[small jungle]

Najdorf is goated vro

[short summit]

Real

[quasi nova]

Vro 💔

[tropic topaz]

npcs are e5 players

najdorf is chad

[harsh kite]

e5 player are chads

they meet your prep head on

[short summit]

Kan sicilian? I like it

[eternal temple]

I genuinely set up my irl board for daily games 🤣

[shadow elbow]

What does that mean

[nocturne plover]

Yep

[harsh kite]

does this count as a successful solve

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/night-sleep-gif-6938329963289992191

[light cave]

No

[tropic topaz]

lol not myf you didnt prep sicilian just play alapin

[zealous marsh]

My dyslexic ahhh lost track

[eternal temple]

If your playing e5 im gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and say your a ruy lopez chad

[harsh kite]

alapin leads to dry positions that repeat every game

[shadow elbow]

How do I unconnect

[light cave]

False

[harsh kite]

true

[light cave]

Alapin is very fun IQP shenanigans

[tropic topaz]

then play grand prix

[harsh kite]

i dont like it personally

[tropic topaz]

lol

[violet geyser]

Disconnect

[light cave]

But you are 400 rated, what does it matter?

[nocturne plover]

Ye ig it should

[eternal temple]

Alapin is my opp

[tropic topaz]

chads as white play english attack

against d6 sicilians

[violet geyser]

Was supposed to try the English but went with scotch gambit

[tropic topaz]

dont confuse with english openimg

[harsh kite]

play moscow with b3 c4 smh

[light cave]

Not a bad take

[eternal temple]

I like lowenthal variation

[light cave]

Nobody calls it Lowenthal

[tropic topaz]

literally only reason i play french sicilian nowadays

[harsh kite]

kalash

[nocturne plover]

@harsh kite @zealous marsh after 30 minutes if free get on vc I have a good amount of interesting puzzles both tactical and positional

[harsh kite]

ill try to get there if i could

[zealous marsh]

alr

[light cave]

Nobody calls it the French Sicilian also

[harsh kite]

taimanov is a good system

[fathom dove]

Well he do

[tropic topaz]

nobody calls the Paulsen sicilian "Kan"

[light cave]

You get it

Paulsen is the only acceptable name

[waxen wraith]

its either goes french or sicilian

[light cave]

You guys havent solved a hard puzzle in your lives

[tropic topaz]

Kan sounds so boring

[harsh kite]

probably

[light cave]

Paulsen comes from the Soviets))

[waxen wraith]

but e6 g5 is pretty french sicilan

[quick mountain]

wsp yall

[torn sparrow]

I did many

[tropic topaz]

well im from a post soviet country so my coach calls it paulsen

[eternal temple]

I play this line even tho its pretty niche and somewhat better for black but you get quick castling and development

[light cave]

No you havent

Let me send you losers a hard puzzle

[torn sparrow]

I have actually

[waxen wraith]

i had a sketch where i did both an online match and lichess puzzles on another tab

[tropic topaz]

hi bro bro bro bro

[torn sparrow]

Hi aren

[light cave]

Greenflower post it here

[shadow elbow]

Blitz sucks

[light cave]

I sent it to your DMs

White to move and win

[torn sparrow]

You call this a hard puzzle ?

[light cave]

Yes

Its almost difficult, in fact

[eternal temple]

Blitz is only good for quick wins and dopamine stick to rapid and get better at that before you start blitz fr

[worn geode]

2k+s trying to aura farm in chat

[light cave]

I solved it right, by the way

[eternal temple]

Constantly

[light cave]

Because Im good at chess

[torn sparrow]

Damn almost like you were the one who made the puzzle vro

[light cave]

Put solutions in spoilers, its a fun one

[worn geode]

👏 👏 👏

[versed mesa]

[light cave]

No, its from Lichess

Only about 3000 rated, but I thought it was quite fun

[waxen wraith]

we had to replace the white queen with a dam piece 💀

[light cave]

None of you have any chance of getting it right, so start bashing your heads against the position

[worn geode]

is ts tuff

[light cave]

Maybe if you pool all of your braincells together youll get the first move

[reef canyon]

those are some small pieces for a big board

[waxen wraith]

bro wore his diapers today

[worn geode]

and then bro goes to plead for trusted role 💀

[eternal temple]

Bro atp id get some wood and carve my own peice fr 🤣

[light cave]

I have to

[waxen wraith]

different chess sets

[torn sparrow]

Lol that is not hard at all

[light cave]

Greenflower you can DM me the answer

[torn sparrow]

It's qf5 or bd4

[silent jacinth]

Everyones always got a mikhail tal picture

[light cave]

You call this solving a puzzle??

[winter grove]

Never seen this variation of that message before

[torn sparrow]

Vro thinks the answer is secret

[light cave]

Give me the forced win line

[waxen wraith]

chesscom makes this otb look good

[torn sparrow]

No but the first move isn't that hard

[tropic topaz]

solution is do nothing cuz im up a bishop

[light cave]

Now the "not hard" puzzle must be solved by finding the first move!

[light cave]

You are down the exchange

[torn sparrow]

Can't count 😭

[light cave]

But yes, your position is generally alright

[silent jacinth]

That could be a longer list

[light cave]

Its just that you must find the forced win, otherwise Black probably gets away with a draw

[worn geode]

what else is there to do except Bd4

idk what black is supposed to do though

[eternal temple]

Which chess game in history has the most aura? (Opinionated question)

[light cave]

I dont know, start calculating lines

[worn geode]

is there a winning line

[naive jackal]

The chess mafia is to be blamed. Happy first day of the month, Abhay!

[vestal pumice]

gelfand-nakamura

[winter grove]

Agreed, but atleast my dumbass is on a list with world champs

[light cave]

Yes, you must send me the winning line

[eternal temple]

Elite pull

[light cave]

This is just a normal immortal

[eternal temple]

I was thinking Kasparov-Topalov ngl

[reef canyon]

Qf5 does nothing

[light cave]

This one is good!

[reef canyon]

Qf5 is met by Kg7

[light cave]

I particularly like Tal-Smyslov from I think 59?

The year could be totally wrong

[atomic imp]

is chess.com down?

[torn sparrow]

Not really

[light cave]

Bronstein has some good games

Keep scratching your head))

[eternal temple]

Nyeshmetdinov (butchered spelling) vs tal games are always entertaining

[small jungle]

All Nezhmetdinov games are entertaining tbh

[light cave]

One thing I will note for this puzzle is that you should not be too strong, its more fun that way

[tropic topaz]

idk is the first move || bd4 ||

[torn sparrow]

After qf5 kg7 just go rf1 if Qd4 Qxd4 bc5

[light cave]

By the way when you solve its even more fun if you write the variations that dont work also

[versed mesa]

[light cave]

Like proper analysis, back from Soviet days..

[shadow elbow]

I'm playing rn and why does he like make a really big pause on an obvious blunder I did? And after the blunder I'm still winning but then he does really fast moves that are really like... Good, is this a sign of cheating?

[versed mesa]

quite difficult aye

[torn sparrow]

Actually nonsense I am taking

[reef canyon]

Bd4* (Kg7 is miserable, Rf1)
(Nd7 is met by Qh3 and if Kh7 Qf5 Qg6#) (Qh5 doesnt work becos black can play Kh7)
(Nh7is met by Qh5, h6 pawn falls)

[light cave]

What?

[reef canyon]

fym what am i not clear enough

[light cave]

First of all you wrote Bf5 instead of Bd4, then you completely ignored the critical lines after Qh3...

[manic kindle]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/146182693868 alien gambit

[light cave]

Miserable display

Keep working!

And dont be too strong, come on))

[tropic topaz]

solution || bd4 rf1 then mate ||

[manic kindle]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/146182693868

[frosty peak]

jon14812 (819) vs. JulietWhiskeyPapa (784)

Move List

1. e4 c6 2. d4 d5 3. Nc3 dxe4 4. Nxe4 Nf6 5. Ng5 h6 6. Nxf7 Kxf7 7. Nf3 Kg8 8. Bc4+ Kh7 9. Qd3+ g6 10. Ne5 Bg7 11. [Qxg6#] 

[light cave]

😄

It is true Whites position has potential, but there is only one clear win..

[torn sparrow]

😭

[tropic topaz]

idk freak it || sac the queen ||

[light cave]

🤣

This is fun! You should calculate more concrete variations, though

[heavy delta]

Guys rate ts outta 10

[light cave]

Greenflower, send the position again

[tropic topaz]

whose move it is

[light cave]

Whites, obviously

[versed mesa]

no shit

[heavy delta]

I took his rook on c8

[tropic topaz]

what wAS blacks last move

[worn geode]

sending again for refernece

[versed mesa]

meemoo

[heavy delta]

Qxc4

[versed mesa]

qf5?

wait no

[light cave]

Will mention that its really not so easy, dont be too strong))

[reef canyon]

Qh3 c5 Qxh6 cxd4 Rf1 followed by Rf5 and the g pawn is gone

[torn sparrow]

Why is bro telling us not to be too strong

[versed mesa]

my brain can only handle it one by one

[reef canyon]

there is literally just no way to protect the g5 pawn

[light cave]

Look further

[brazen oasis]

when black friday discount finishes on chess.com?

[uneven ingot]

hi