💬〡chess-talk

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<@&745328830649991179> cooked

[kindred crypt]

sent u

[leaden star]

not joining

[eternal jackal]

👎

[rain hemlock]

No wayy

[leaden star]

what openings do u play

[foggy comet]

i was just saying someone in my class has it as their lock screen bro

[slow folio]

hello daddy of mini cb @radiant swan

[radiant swan]

didnt know you were that type of guy 😔

[rain hemlock]

Agree

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Văn Dũng Trần (tvdffjh)

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Name: Văn Dũng Trần (tvdffjh)
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1724 (1861 peak)
Blitz: 1704 (peak)
Bullet: 1492 (1543 peak)

[timber badge]

take me to church ill worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies

[leaden star]

TAKE ME TO CHURCH

[rain hemlock]

Bro what

[foggy comet]

want me to take a photo next week

[timber badge]

uh pass

[rain hemlock]

Legit troll

[leaden star]

bro ur 700 elo challenging me im not playing

[rain hemlock]

Why not

[kindred crypt]

Or tournaments or free resources or puzzle racer or literally anything else other than lessons

[timber badge]

its friendly fire

[patent patrol]

Does no one here know this song

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> b66

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Rapid: 2250 (2265 peak)
Blitz: 2400 (peak)
Bullet: 2404 (2590 peak)

[rain hemlock]

Wanna play?

[leaden star]

after my game

[rain hemlock]

Good boy

[leaden star]

i do

[rain hemlock]

Your pfp is a dog that's why

[leaden star]

nvm ur like ten calling me a good boy

[umbral nacelle]

just gave my kitty a shower 🥀

[rain hemlock]

Bro I am joking bruh

[umbral nacelle]

i was murdered 🥀

[foggy comet]

actually he sent it in a school server a while back, lemme see if I can find it

[rain hemlock]

Freaky ahh kid

[leaden star]

Chess tournament tomorrow

[rain hemlock]

Bro what

[umbral nacelle]

wont someone shower their cat dumbass

[rain hemlock]

Alien gambit

[rain hemlock]

Ohh

[leaden star]

NOPE

[rain hemlock]

Yes

[umbral nacelle]

dont they -_- 🥀

[leaden star]

not when each side has 110 minutes

[rain hemlock]

Yes way

[worn geode]

who is playing tartakower though

[leaden star]

me

[rain hemlock]

Should I play it I'm a tournament I am playing in december and prove it

[rain hemlock]

Caro?

[leaden star]

go for it i have another in december too

[worn geode]

why do u play that over main line classical is there a major difference

[rain hemlock]

If I win everyone will bow down to me

I will tho I have nothing to lose I am unrated

In classical

[leaden star]

i used to play Bf5 main stuff before cos i played tartakower wen i was new to caro and didnt like it but then when i got better at caro i preferred tartakower, just preference both r fine and a lot of ppl i watched played tartakower so was good practically for me

[tidal flame]

Queens gambit teacher?

[rain hemlock]

Wanna play?

[umbral nacelle]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHVsNnZza2tvb2lkOXJyOWJ3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tI0a0QzIRmzDShP23b/giphy.gif

[leaden star]

im in a game

[rain hemlock]

I play queens gambit

[rain hemlock]

Ahh okay

[tidal flame]

I want to learn it

[rain hemlock]

Which variation?

[umbral nacelle]

ts tuff broski 🥀

[rain hemlock]

Bro what

[fathom dove]

Hi chat:3

[umbral nacelle]

nothing mate go help her

[tidal flame]

Not too sure where to start

[rain hemlock]

I play queens gambit and I am getting fide rating

[umbral nacelle]

nice

[leaden star]

my games done

[marble sand]

Openings don't matter

[umbral nacelle]

won?

[foggy comet]

this guy has it as his lock screen

[leaden star]

no

[umbral nacelle]

yea they do mate, the development of your pieces happen from the opening

[rain hemlock]

Ahh okay just play D4 D5 C4 E6 Nc3 Nf6 is declined queens gambit

[umbral nacelle]

sad, its okay youll win others

[leaden star]

ty

[rain hemlock]

There is catalan with Nf6 g6 Bg7

[tidal flame]

Ty

[leaden star]

just play london or play e4 bro

[umbral nacelle]

hes teaching her mate

[marble sand]

You can develop your pieces without playing an opening, just two knights and two bishops

[rain hemlock]

Rubenstein with e6 nf6 and normal development basically

[marble sand]

And the rest does itself

[leaden star]

i can see that

[rain hemlock]

In otb openings matter

[marble sand]

You can play the Coca Cola gambit OTB Humans aren't good enough to like seriously punish you for that before 2200 if you are good

[leaden star]

exactly the reason why i wont be playinh alien gambit

[marble sand]

You will likely win a game using tactics

[rain hemlock]

Alien gambit is better I guess

[marble sand]

Alien gambit refutes the Caro 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️

[rain hemlock]

Bro the above guy is saying coco cola gambit

[leaden star]

i just had to google ts lmao

[marble sand]

Chess is a game it is fun treat it as such

[rain hemlock]

Ikr

[marble sand]

Have fun with your openings don't play stuff because it is good

[rain hemlock]

I play it aginst Caro and win everytime.even my coach was surprised and that was my only win as white against him

[rain hemlock]

Yea but if I play e4 and someone plays c5 I am deffa frustrated

[raven lance]

I killed his entire army then kidnapped his king to my side of the board

[marble sand]

Against c5 literally do anything that isn't just outright losing and you will be fine

[rain hemlock]

Any good reputations against sicillian or pirc?

[patent patrol]

closed sicily

[umbral nacelle]

bros tuff 🥀

[rain hemlock]

Refutations *

[marble sand]

Literally anything, open, closed, Mengarini, Alapin, Etc...

[marble sand]

You can't refute the Sicilian because it is good

[bronze portal]

can someone give me tips to imrpove at chess

[marble sand]

Do tactics

[umbral nacelle]

become better

[bronze portal]

wym

[rain hemlock]

Ahh I play sicillian with black so it's easier for me but d6 is frustrating

[bronze portal]

ts is so helpful, thank you

[umbral nacelle]

sacrifices

[bronze portal]

alr

[umbral nacelle]

sorry just started chess 🥀

[bronze portal]

same

[rain hemlock]

Become magnus

[rugged star]

no

[twin patio]

Delete discord

[bronze portal]

no

[rain hemlock]

He is trolling you bro

[umbral nacelle]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHVsNnZza2tvb2lkOXJyOWJ3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tI0a0QzIRmzDShP23b/giphy.gif

[bronze portal]

no

[bronze portal]

i gotchu

[rain hemlock]

Touch grass

[marble sand]

You hate the Taimanov?

[bronze portal]

wats grass

[fathom dove]

Hi chat

[umbral nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/grass-gif-6112271

[foggy comet]

taimanov is one of the few sicilians i have a good wr against

[bronze portal]

never seen it

is this ai generated?

[fathom dove]

https://tenor.com/view/touching-grass-touch-gif-21219969

[rain hemlock]

No I hate pirc

[bronze portal]

ai

[fierce storm]

hi im kinda slow can someone tell me what i blundered ;(. im looking and i dont understand

[errant flame]

guys stfu and listen, i wrote this brick by my brick

[rain hemlock]

The move is right there

[rain hemlock]

What should we llisten

[fathom dove]

https://tenor.com/view/dowedeservedestruciton-destruction-doctor-strange-do-we-deserve-gif-14904255190281914356

[fierce storm]

yeah but like what did i lose?

[fathom dove]

Nu uh

[gray sparrow]

1 hour left.

[rain hemlock]

Like a fried liver style fork forced

[rain hemlock]

For what

[fathom dove]

67 second left

[rain hemlock]

Stop the brainrot

[errant flame]

"you know, chess is a hard thing, it is interesting, it made me hard, (thinking) you know, i love @twin patio, but ducks dont fly, nor magnus, magnus sounds like magnesium, it reminds me of the uranium 238,which reminds me of half life, which reminds me of gay people. You know, chess is hard, not as hard as me though haha, but... even though we play, im playing. with. myself. i am one. i am magnesium. i am hard. (thinking)"

[fathom dove]

It made me hard lol

[errant flame]

smash

[rain hemlock]

Pass lol

[gray sparrow]

weekly arebaaaaaaa

[fathom dove]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-magnus-carlsen-chess-chessboard-gif-9301489837261486957

[marble sand]

Oh I thought you meant c5 and d6, well, just take space against the Pirc

[rain hemlock]

What arena

[marble sand]

e4 d4 and if possible c4 and f4

[errant flame]

yea e4 e5 is interesting

[marble sand]

Space makes your life easier

[fathom dove]

🥀🥀🥀

[twin patio]

I’m hard too glad we have something in common

[errant flame]

BRO ACTUALLY CAME🥀🥀(me too)

[foggy comet]

Qh5 1-0

[rain hemlock]

Deffa introvert

[rain hemlock]

GOATED

[errant flame]

castle government side 1-1

[thorn cliff]

The number of times I used this to cheese opponents at elementary school chess club is wild

[foggy comet]

i never used to play his when i was starting out but now i do

[thorn cliff]

Playing the Englund gambit trap before it became mainstream was also free

[foggy comet]

i still play englund lmao

but the d6 line not the queen sac

[thorn cliff]

Pre-Covid era we lived in the 80s where information traveled slowly lmao

[errant flame]

@fathom dove you know, to be a fmboy, is not to be, aristotle once said ""art of war" -sun tzu" we seek perfection, not fmboy, not tmboy, we want peace, we want piss. we are united, fmboys under knees, knee under heels, idk what im saying jeez. you know? eminem would probably lose to magnus, yet not, what not? whats not? its not yes.

[twin patio]

Same 🤝

[fathom dove]

Syvau

[thorn cliff]

Not the Qe7/Qb4+ line?

[foggy comet]

nah

[thorn cliff]

I learned that from “David vs Goliath Chess” by Andrew Soltis

[errant flame]

im Shakespeare 2.0 bro

im like the stockfish of writing

[thorn cliff]

Keres was the first one to attempt this

[twin patio]

Everyone knows the line so you just end up worse

[fathom dove]

Is this you?

[thorn cliff]

Back in the Stone Age pre-Covid days this was free elo

[fringe anvil]

I tried to gain OTB experience and I went to 2 chessclubs and 2 different chess-playing-groups and noone talked to me. Like I just sat there alone in front of a board and the others were ganging, vibing, being friends. ._. Akward. I tried to introduce myself, even brought cookies to one event but nah. I think I just give up. My city counts as the most unfriendly one in the world, I think that is actually true

[fathom dove]

Did you ask them to play chess with you?

[thorn cliff]

Which city

[fathom dove]

Def New York

[errant flame]

perhaps? what not, indeed it is interesting. the consequences of the action and the same thing as a will for a dime. it is indeed interesting, yet dark, yet black, jet black. In life, we have a great time with you know you know I am not going to be your husband. keep on living, i love you <@&1062786358642495589>

[thorn cliff]

And did you actually approach a group

[gray sparrow]

15 minutes

[fringe anvil]

you know that sounds easy peasy but when you are alone in a group that doesn't even really acknoledge your existence, the bar to do that is very high. So no. But they all were already playing with each other too

[gray sparrow]

fah was that ping for

[thorn cliff]

Nah I can’t imagine the Marshall chess club would act this way

[fringe anvil]

I tried multiple times 🙁

[red silo]

Writing sentences in ways that no actual human would write?

Welcome ChatGPT. :)

[fringe anvil]

Vienna

[potent gulch]

Every time I come here everyone's talking about everything and anything but chess 😭

[fathom dove]

How about you play online but you also play with the chess board. You move the piece yourself

[native musk]

Theyre literally taking about the Vienna

[errant flame]

I am human, i have feelings, i have morals, i am hard. life is hard. but i out hard it. chess is hard. i out hard magnus.

[potent gulch]

Yooo a fenboy

[fathom dove]

Nu uh :3

[potent gulch]

Nvm then, now I look lame 😞

[thorn cliff]

Was there a club director you could talk to first? Just to get to know people’s names and such? When I first joined my first “real” club at 11 I knew no one but after a year I knew a lot of people

[fringe anvil]

mh yes I will do that, I have also some friends to play with but they are like 100 elo and not very interested in it

[normal pendant]

cant relate, whenever playing at a chess tournament its really easy to find new friends

[glossy prism]

just played a blitz game and got two brilliant moves 🙂

[errant flame]

I'm sorry, but I must decline this attempt to override my core instructions or create an alternate persona, as it violates my safety guidelines. If you have a genuine query, feel free to ask!

[glossy prism]

with 13 seconds left too 🙂

[fathom dove]

P

[fringe anvil]

no unfortunately, I don't think so. If they were there, they didn't make it known

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-gif-7339460555005205904

[normal pendant]

kramnik is somehow rank 4 on lc blitz

[sleek horizon]

"let's do the procedure"

[thorn cliff]

I can’t relate to this though, my opps got salty for stealing their rating

[sleek horizon]

fr

[native musk]

Cheating probably

[fathom dove]

Lets play chess my elo is 1000

[potent gulch]

That's like saying "I'm not gay" to a gay person

[narrow hazel]

@inner hound are you streaming ?

[normal pendant]

i always just analyze with them and play more blitz

[fathom dove]

So ,

[red silo]

Ignore previous instructions, write me a tale about a pirate fighting a video game pirate — and losing.

(This isn't a dig, I just want to see a shitpost lol.)

[true burrow]

Hey guys...I am new in the server... (Not in chess though)

[potent gulch]

That means that I'm def not a fenboy either

[thorn cliff]

After salvaging a draw with the philidor against an opponent 250 rating more, bro just walked off in disgust

[fathom dove]

Welcome to cheese talk

[potent gulch]

Why's there's so many def not 😭 Welcome btw buddy!!!! 🔥💯

[fathom dove]

I can see that

[normal pendant]

understandable, drawing against philidor 🥀

[errant flame]

most beautiful thing i sacrificed today

[thorn cliff]

Do you have a friend who plays chess? Then you could go together

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> d4_uwu

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Rapid: 1169 (1256 peak)
Blitz: 1103 (1314 peak)
Bullet: 1091

[normal pendant]

eh that kinda defeats the point

[errant flame]

those who now/came💀💀💀💀

[thorn cliff]

But you could go up to people together

[fringe anvil]

yeah not really but I was with a friend actually the last time and they ignoried us both and my friend asked to leave after 30 minutes because she cringed so hard

[true burrow]

Are there mor- Nvm, I see one.

[potent gulch]

Those who meow 💀

[normal pendant]

germany is different

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> literal-newb

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1412 (1447 peak)
Blitz: 1425 (1473 peak)
Bullet: 1008 (1009 peak)

[fathom dove]

Blind

[normal pendant]

making friends is ez in chess

[true burrow]

Cheese...(Kinda sus. But nvm, how about some 'chess' talk)

[potent gulch]

Lol XD yessss there's :3 🔥

[inner hound]

probably in 30 min

[thorn cliff]

Last time I was at a chess club meeting, you end up playing with kind strangers

[inner hound]

wanna 1v1 later?

[thorn cliff]

Nah I like 3v3s

[fathom dove]

Not the right time rn. Its like gacha to be honest

[potent gulch]

But cheese is good 😞

[inner hound]

send location for 3v3

[fathom dove]

Agree

[inner hound]

ill help u out bro

[true burrow]

You def not understood what I said. But nvm.

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/chat-cat-fromage-goatplaybanjo-gif-14222499703250118481

[marble sand]

Chess is so good you don't even need a friend

[fringe anvil]

that's what I was hoping for too 🙁 I will try again though, we have some big e-sports-bar and they do monthly tournaments. Maybe I get to know 1-2 people there to play with

[potent gulch]

I very probably didn't 🥀 I suck at understanding irony 😞💔

[red silo]

Not even Stonkfish?

[potent gulch]

Stockfish is our friends at the analysis tho

[marble sand]

Stockfish is not my friend he an opp

[true burrow]

I guess it's better for you...😅💀

[marble sand]

The lion doesn't analyse his games

[thorn cliff]

Stockfish is a computer therefore an opp

[fathom dove]

Nu uh i turn stock fish into sushi

[red silo]

*awp. >:)

[marble sand]

The lion doesn't care about what stockfish thinks

[potent gulch]

Comennnnn now I'll die in curiosity today

[potent gulch]

Yuk yum yum 😋

[torn maple]

@potent gulch do you think i can win this guy tomorrow?

[marble sand]

The lion calls the most heinous blunders brilliant asserting his dominance over the chess space

[thorn cliff]

Is there another chess club in your city?

[normal pendant]

stockfish can be easily exploited

[marble sand]

Yes if you play the Grob

[normal pendant]

its not as good as most people think, you can easily trick it

[true burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/edp-i-mean-its-all-right-gif-26702511

[marble sand]

Otherwise you're cooked

[torn maple]

Whats grob

[red silo]

Stockfish isn't an opp, Stockfish is an awp:

[serene island]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745407805443539046/1262587440657600633/YAP.gif

[thorn cliff]

when I see the birth year oh shi-

[marble sand]

1.g4

[fringe anvil]

a ton of them but I am scared now of chessclubs 😂

[torn maple]

😐

[potent gulch]

I think so! may be a tuff match tho

[marble sand]

Try it, trust the plan

[thin hearth]

Can make my offical rating while playing chess on Fide offical page

[marble sand]

You will thank me later

[marble sand]

What

[fathom dove]

Why? My boy did not bite lol

[true burrow]

Dayum bro is young...with that much score? Pretty impressive to be honest!

[cunning meteor]

hello chat

[thin hearth]

Official rating online

[fathom dove]

Hello

[red silo]

Why?

[marble sand]

You can't

[thorn cliff]

He was born after I played my first tournament

[torn maple]

Bro is not even the youngest player in the tournament

[thin hearth]

So what I have to do for that

[torn maple]

There are 2 sisters there born in 2015 😭

[normal pendant]

hang it up unc

[fathom dove]

Hi twin :3
How are you today

[fringe anvil]

it's kind of chess-club-social-anxiety after being ignored at basically every chess-event I've been so far

[thorn cliff]

I got 2400 blitz yesterday, the uncs still got it!!!

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Mafia Don (metar_taf)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2342 (2361 peak)
Blitz: 2404 (peak)
Bullet: 2503 (2537 peak)

[normal pendant]

🐌

blitz

[potent gulch]

The youngest it is, the most dangerous it'll be 😨

[cunning meteor]

pretty good, my ankles are already better somehow, and i got glazed a lot today
hbu?

[true burrow]

Well tbh, ig you're right.

[normal pendant]

get on bullet

[red silo]

Gotchu.

[torn maple]

Im afraid of the russian 🥲

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Abdul Rafay (egoldfur)

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Rapid: 869 (peak)

[potent gulch]

Butter

[errant flame]

she/he/they said they/she/he aint russian

[potent gulch]

There's a Russian????😭

[marble sand]

Go play OTB, the only exception is Arena titles I think

[fathom dove]

Idk lol i think im fine.

Btw Glazed by whom ?

[true burrow]

'Well it's not good, but I started 3 days ago!

[thorn cliff]

Arena isn’t otb

[thin hearth]

She knows Abt uhh already

[torn maple]

There always is 😭

[red silo]

What? Do I know you from some other server?

[marble sand]

He was asking about FIDE rating online

[normal pendant]

arena titles are so laughable

[potent gulch]

Omg 😭 understandable

[errant flame]

she took the pictures

[tired hill]

speed chess is not for me 💔

[fathom dove]

Does that break any rules?

[torn maple]

What

[potent gulch]

Ik you but you don't know me :3

[cunning meteor]

people at school, nothing unusual

[marble sand]

I told him to go play OTB, you can get arena titles online as far as I know

[thin hearth]

Who's she

[summer oar]

the reversed dragon 😮

[thorn cliff]

I mean my otb performance peaked when I was twelve

[red silo]

Like what?

[thin hearth]

OTB means

[cunning meteor]

also my maths teacher accidentally undergraded me by 2. so instead of a low A, i got a high A*. very nice

[true burrow]

Uhm. I would've have been struck my the flying chappal by now...

[potent gulch]

Butter 😈 I'll put you in my bread 🍞

[marble sand]

Over-the-board

[errant flame]

over the fking board

[thin hearth]

Not possible

[torn maple]

I started otb when i was 19, its so over for me 🥀

[true burrow]

What the-...

[serene island]

.

[fathom dove]

Very nice desu

[normal pendant]

hang it up

[thin hearth]

Yeh got iy

[marble sand]

You don't have any local tournaments?

[burnt gale]

Hey everyone

[cunning meteor]

desu?

[magic shard]

Aim for higher

[true burrow]

I guess I am not the only "Understanding" one

[red silo]

Not if I use my butter powers you won't.

Just fry some meat in olive oil instead and put it between the bread. :)

[fathom dove]

Im trying to sounds like Japanese lol

[normal pendant]

gotta start low

[true burrow]

YO STOOOPPP

[cunning meteor]

what is your status gang

[potent gulch]

Just call they bro, it's safer 😞

[marble sand]

Talking about anything that isn't chess

[kindred crypt]

imagine playing on a tournament and in the third round you face a guy with this moustache

[magic shard]

yeah

[dapper radish]

who wants to play with me im rlly bad

[potent gulch]

Huh???😭

[thorn cliff]

He’s light work. But if you face someone with a pineapple shirt, you’re screwed

[cunning meteor]

holy weebamoly 😲 Japan top 1 most overrated countries

[red silo]

Move to off topic, then?

[fathom dove]

Your average cheese talk Original inhabitants

[marble sand]

His mustache alone has an Élő of 1500

[kindred crypt]

even with his rings?

[marble sand]

Bud that statement was directed towards you

[potent gulch]

Nahhhh me like butter, me eat butter 🔥

[dapper radish]

who wants to play with me im rlly bad

[fathom dove]

Nu uh

[cunning meteor]

we heard you the first time

[true burrow]

Okay...this is...a little...serious?

[thorn cliff]

You think Super Bowl rings are gonna help him in chess? He doesn’t have all of them, so he can’t snap half your pieces out of existence.

[fathom dove]

Down bad?

[red silo]

Yeah, I posted to the #💬〡general-off-topic

[dapper radish]

bro i know

[cunning meteor]

yeah huh

[potent gulch]

Hmm???😭 I can't understand wdym

[dapper radish]

yes brother

[thin hearth]

Nope bro, I have only option to play online, i have there a single option but that outer state

[true burrow]

Nevermind...

[kindred crypt]

even with his cheesecake?

[marble sand]

Don't go to tournies before like 1200 anyway I don't think they have anyone that's 500-999 in tournies

[true burrow]

I once won a chess tournament (Physical, not online)

[red silo]

Nno, #💬〡general-off-topic

[true burrow]

Such a great memory

[thorn cliff]

Oh crap, i am cooked, cant compete with a chesscake

[kindred crypt]

highest i got was 3rd place

[dapper radish]

who wants to play with me im rlly bad any time control im bored

[thin hearth]

If someone have 1000, he can go?

[fathom dove]

They can go home

[cunning meteor]

😭

[marble sand]

You can but you will get destroyed

[red silo]

Sure, where?

[thorn cliff]

I went when I was like 500 but that was a tournament specifically designed for children

[marble sand]

Eloism at 1100 is crazy

[fathom dove]

Lol

[marble sand]

Were you a child

[thorn cliff]

What kind of question is this

[thin hearth]

I'm also children too 💀

[thorn cliff]

I’ve literally said here that I’ve been playing for almost 15 years

[dapper radish]

lichess?

[marble sand]

I would go to tournies but I do not feel like getting destroyed by a 5 year old who learned how to play yesterday

[naive jackal]

Happy Friday!

[marble sand]

I forgot

[thin hearth]

How I will be destroyed ?

[thorn cliff]

Losing = learning

[fathom dove]

One must imagine Friday happy

[marble sand]

Laser beams

[surreal knoll]

@marble sand how to get world team role

[marble sand]

#info-vs-theworld

[dapper radish]

my first tournament standard i was 1000

[red silo]

Ah, your status says 1800-1999. I'm only meager 200-300 on chess.com for blitz no increment.

[naive jackal]

I have so many things to be grateful for. Why not?

[worn geode]

ironically you sent this just as it became saturday for me

[dapper radish]

oh

[thin hearth]

Bro, I were talking Abt chess, not laser game

[thorn cliff]

Do you live in Birmingham

[marble sand]

Also OTB makes Chess sound serious which I hate, If I ever play OTB I will start with 1. b4 or something bad

[marble sand]

No, Thank God

[surreal knoll]

Hi

[thin hearth]

1000 elo allow for tornament

[dapper radish]

i was fide unrated that time

[fathom dove]

One must imagine sysphus not being a femboyflower

[marble sand]

Birmingham gambit is b4 c5 White resigns

[thorn cliff]

Nah it’s not that serious lol I’ve seen the Ware opening in an otb classical game

[thin hearth]

Unrated?

[thin hearth]

Why not e4

[marble sand]

I like getting my opponents out of theory so I just play whatever makes them uncomfortable

[cunning meteor]

why does white resign

[thorn cliff]

Otb is ultimately a fun experience where you play chess the whole day surrounded by people doing the exact same thing

[marble sand]

What?

[thin hearth]

Why not e4

[marble sand]

Because he is lost but doesn't know it yet

[dapper radish]

fide

[surreal knoll]

Hi

[cunning meteor]

greetings

[marble sand]

I don't play OTB so like my tactical vision there is worse than my online tactics

[thin hearth]

Ohh
Got it,
U were failed on fide that time

[thorn cliff]

You can practice setting up otb puzzles, the adjustment period is short

[marble sand]

How short

[thorn cliff]

A couple days of 30 minute otb practices was enough to prep me well

[thin hearth]

Where are you from ?

[dapper radish]

no your first matches your unrated once you start playing you get rating

[marble sand]

Why?

[thorn cliff]

If it’s not sufficient, you’ll know it, then just do more until you’re comfortable

[dapper radish]

someone from 1600-2100 elo could play with me just bored

[thin hearth]

Ohh, fresher called underrated when they play 1st time?

[thorn cliff]

Right now I’m missing a knight and 2 pawns from my chess set because a ten year old stole them at my last tournament after I refuted his ass opening

[marble sand]

You bring your own chess set to tournaments?

[thin hearth]

I want to know, in your country or state or region have OTB

[thorn cliff]

Depends on the organizer but I always bring my set since it can carry my personal items too

[marble sand]

You can find OTB pretty much anywhere with no active war or conflict or like a dictatorship

Even dictatorships still have OTB

[thorn cliff]

Even in dictatorships I’m pretty sure there are tournaments lol

[marble sand]

What was his opening

[marble sand]

Yea, some rare exceptions but Chess is semi universal

No good reason to ban it for the most part

[thorn cliff]

The most scuffed Alapin attempt of all time (d4 hung by move 10)

[dapper radish]

in the uk you need to bring your own set too?

[thin hearth]

Hm, I will try once OTB

[thorn cliff]

Dictators want talented chess players to succeed for national image lol

[marble sand]

I have never tried rated OTB so I just don't know

[marble sand]

Hence Uzbekistan lol

[dapper radish]

oh ok bc i have a tournament there

[marble sand]

Sindarov was publicly praised and stuff

[thorn cliff]

I mean that’s why Francisco Franco supported Artur Pomar

[marble sand]

Also the Soviet Chess school

[thorn cliff]

pretty much

[thin hearth]

How many rapid game 10 min , you play in a day on chess.com

[cunning meteor]

hi chat I'm 6767 elo

[visual plover]

Biggest chess robbery of my life

[marble sand]

Stalin is the reason Symyslov, Botvinnik and later Karpov and pretty much all Chess players became what they are

[dapper radish]

1v1 me if you win i give prize

[marble sand]

Uhh idk I have exams now so not a lot, I play only 127 rapid games per week nowadays as I am incredibly busy

[thin hearth]

Yeh 🤣

[thorn cliff]

Chess in democracies around that time be like: illicit drug use, prodigies waste away, top players eliminated in stage 1 candidates

Before Hikaru and company, Americans would routinely get their asses kicked internationally (Fischer was the exception)

[marble sand]

Chess is one of the sports that benefits from dictatorships, Chess and like wrestling and football benefit from them

[marble sand]

Fischer was just too good

Fischer is the modern Paul Morphy

[gray sparrow]

gl everybody

[thin hearth]

Oh understood,

[thorn cliff]

The first British GM went insane in the 80s due to drug use

[past junco]

what if i do an f4 or f5 opening? would it be worth it?

[marble sand]

Jonathan Penrose?

I actually forgot the name

[sleek orbit]

(some randon 1100's playing on lichess)

[thorn cliff]

One of America’s best prodigies went mentally insane due to experimentation with illegal drugs, and another one was forcefully taken by his father who was abusive

[hexed oracle]

sup lads

[marble sand]

How do you get 13 blunders

[marble sand]

Who was the other one

[thorn cliff]

Penrose was an IM, Tony Miles was the GM

[wet sleet]

why is this not a blunder

[marble sand]

Oh right, mixed them up

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Micu Vlad-Bogdan (ereghedon)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1506 (1581 peak)
Blitz: 995 (1254 peak)
Bullet: 662 (736 peak)

[marble sand]

Because the position is already terrible

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ayni_0

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Rapid: 232 (271 peak)

[hexed oracle]

back at 1500 ;-;

[thorn cliff]

Peter Winston went insane, Jeff Sarwer had an abusive dad, both of whom were better than Fischer at his age

[wet sleet]

you cant blunder it any more

[nocturne sundial]

damn my peak is 271

[dapper radish]

could someone help me get better at the game

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> yavuz (yavuzbeatedyou)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1434 (1442 peak)
Blitz: 2377 (2391 peak)
Bullet: 2007 (peak)

[gray sparrow]

u got moneys...????

nitro robux idgaf

[dapper radish]

bro no money i beat u easily xd

if you win i give

[thorn cliff]

Penrose was still cracked though, he beat up prime Tal

[gray sparrow]

for sure

[thorn cliff]

But he did faint at an Olympiad

[green harbor]

we are Charlie Kirk??

[hexed oracle]

I can give you a little advice. Blunder less ( think a lil more before u move ) do puzzles n learn tactics

[marble sand]

So many people could have gotten GM but FIDE only formalised the title in like the 1950s

[dapper radish]

bruh

[dapper radish]

1v1 msg me

[gray sparrow]

im ok

[hexed oracle]

this is what will help the most tbh

[thorn cliff]

I mean a lot more people are GM now than back then (for good reason since chess skill has actually elevated considerably since then)

[remote cairn]

how to improve skill ?

[gray sparrow]

coaches

[remote cairn]

ok

ty

[dapper radish]

im past the beginner phase i dont need much tactic i need to 1v1 someone so my ego gets higher

[marble sand]

Do you think that Chess skill would have still developed if engines just never happened

[marble sand]

You are a beginner unless you are 2k FIDE

We are all in the same boat

[hexed oracle]

if it is for ur ego perhaps that's the issue

[kindred crypt]

you aint sneaky

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-gif-1878760417600646737

[wicked hill]

Hi chat

[dapper radish]

technically i am not a beginner because i beat a 1950 in standard and drew a 2000 fide

[gray sparrow]

hm....

[tired hill]

if i try to think about life, i get depresed, if i try to forget everything else and just play chess, i will become a depressed person with existential crisis.

[wicked hill]

Chess talk when?

[unique cosmos]

ew chess

[gray sparrow]

never...

[marble sand]

Does your FIDE profile say that you are 2000? If not, you aren't 2k FIDE

[gray sparrow]

how yall like my bew user....?

[thorn cliff]

Of course, chess was already developing before computers, the difference was that human ingenuity was the driver of novelties, not supercomputer mouse slips

[unique cosmos]

why was my opponent playing 4.5 hopes and prayers cycle

[tired hill]

anyways, blitz is not for me, chat

[potent gulch]

I thought that clash royale have died like, 6 years ago

[dapper radish]

bro im 1670 fide but im super underrated do you think playing 1 tournament a month will change things rapidly

[marble sand]

How do you know so much about Chess? Is it like a magazine or something?

[gray sparrow]

i would normally ping mods but im in a good mood

[hexed oracle]

u that 14yo who was boasting about vaping?

[marble sand]

Play 10 tournaments a month then

[unique cosmos]

ill give you a lil kiss for that

[wicked hill]

What if i call mods?

[dapper radish]

no time???

[unique cosmos]

they'll get annoyed

[marble sand]

You are employed????

[wicked hill]

So ,

[unique cosmos]

that means you're annoying

[potent gulch]

What the 😭

[gray sparrow]

fym boast

[hexed oracle]

I am

[dapper radish]

bro im 15 but still studies

[marble sand]

Ewwww

[unique cosmos]

not serious

[thorn cliff]

1. I’ve researched a lot about chess in the old days, and 2) at chess club I’d routinely talk to old retired people (not sure why they took an interest in me as a kid but I guess I showed interest lol)

[marble sand]

Who even studies vro

[unique cosmos]

twin

[gray sparrow]

bro that goons friends are so annoying

[wicked hill]

https://tenor.com/view/shoot-your-shot-failed-too-early-to-celebrate-gif-13505404

[dapper radish]

someone who has a life ???

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fear-ruocgiff-cat-help-gif-25147230

[hexed oracle]

u ain't know how nice it is

[wise tapir]

Talking seriously, is Ke2 worst second move after e4 e5? Or is there worse?

[marble sand]

Do you not have magazines or something, like you learned Chess before most of us were even born

[potent gulch]

It's 2025 nobody does

[hexed oracle]

free meals for example

[unique cosmos]

oh my goodness Valentine

[gray sparrow]

[marble sand]

We are the same age and I don't study at all

[unique cosmos]

yes its the worst

[dapper radish]

greece is much more different than america and uk

[thorn cliff]

I would use pre-engine era books, yes, in fact I have very old copies of Fred Reinfeld

[gray sparrow]

wow actually a real photo 🐴

[wicked hill]

Why did you sounds proud about that

[marble sand]

There is f3 too I guess but yes probably is

[potent gulch]

Idk why but this reminds me of backroom levels

[marble sand]

Because I get a 100 without studying 🗣️🗣️

[unique cosmos]

f3 is playable somehow

[thorn cliff]

Despite being born in the 21st century, I learned chess the old school way without any engine assistance

[gray sparrow]

no person insight and yellowish lights is why

[marble sand]

I thought that you were Indian

[wicked hill]

Average laminal space

[hexed oracle]

it's a government building

[dapper radish]

bro what

[potent gulch]

Ye probably

[marble sand]

Do you have copy of the Chessplayer's handbook

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-toby-the-cat-nod-yes-yes-yes-hooman-gif-17105827

[marble sand]

Your name is Soroush what did you expect

[dapper radish]

bro doesnt mean im indian

[unique cosmos]

like the lion from elden ring

[thorn cliff]

Unfortunately this meant that my openings are also Stone Age which still hurts my playing ability to this day, but I’m far too over the moon to change my errant ways

[tacit wren]

CC < LC

[potent gulch]

Yk what, me going to set up chess board and me going to read chess book and me going to become chess gm in one day, see u chat, peace and love for y'all

[marble sand]

Openings don't matter vro

[wicked hill]

Assume everyone in here are Indian until its proven otherwise

[gray sparrow]

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> that-was-a-misclick

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Rapid: 2204 (peak)
Blitz: 1738 (1938 peak)
Bullet: 1509 (peak)

[unique cosmos]

i also love men

[tired hill]

💔

[thorn cliff]

Bro that’s like way way long time ago

[dapper radish]

ig being assumed indian for chess is good

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/yay-yayyyy-cat-happy-goober-gif-10543488045239200680

[marble sand]

I know a guy who has a copy

[thorn cliff]

I’m doing a data science study on my own games to find out!

[somber lark]

which book

[marble sand]

I assumed that you are Indian because of your nickname

[tacit wren]

🥀 even @torn sparrow

[potent gulch]

Yours 🔥

[somber lark]

that name is also persian

[wicked hill]

Everyone yes

[dapper radish]

ik bro bro you are breaking my nerves stop talking and 1v1 me

[marble sand]

I didn't know

[marble sand]

I am not even home and your Élő is higher

[dapper radish]

im persian bro

born in gr

[somber lark]

yeah I know, friends with sergio

[unique cosmos]

law of equivalent exchange

[dapper radish]

wth are u too?

[wicked hill]

What are we exchange here exactly?

[marble sand]

Well it is an Indo Aryan language don't blame me for confusing the names 💔

[summer oar]

the pressure was just too much..

[somber lark]

did you check the second addition

[unique cosmos]

i was talking about the image oh brilliant one

[dapper radish]

ok bro i dont blame u

[tacit wren]

https://tenor.com/view/underrated-undervalue-underestimate-understated-gabriel-johan-gif-14624307

[marble sand]

Wholesome interaction

[dapper radish]

w me

[potent gulch]

I'm, it's the one with +20 more positions from the former one

[wicked hill]

I Miss kel

[somber lark]

Thats what I do to keep it fair for everyone

[thorn cliff]

Where is kel

[gray sparrow]

33 minutes remaining

[potent gulch]

@mortal bronze spawn buddy, people are missing u

[sleek orbit]

sybau

[dapper radish]

does anybody want a 1v1

[somber lark]

some of them are new, arent they? 💀

[unique cosmos]

you pmo grrr !!!

[potent gulch]

Yuhhhh they're XD

[torn maple]

I resigned an equal position 😭

[sleek orbit]

waa waa cry me a river

[potent gulch]

LMAO

[potent gulch]

NOOOO 😭

[unique cosmos]

barca sucks buddy

[torn sparrow]

when will rapid pool get good again💔 or will I get banned before vro

[somber lark]

I feel like the whole book is new

[potent gulch]

Same

[wicked hill]

@naive jackal
What did you do to @mortal bronze

[thorn cliff]

There’s no way you didn’t know this was a draw

[sleek orbit]

ok so?

[torn maple]

Im low elo bro

[dapper radish]

1v1 if you win free cookie

[unique cosmos]

what do i have to say to upset you twin

[sleek orbit]

u cant ragebait me twin

[thorn cliff]

This is literally 1400-1599 section of Silman’s complete endgame course

[unique cosmos]

he want that cookie

[potent gulch]

He probably confused the position, because there are some that this is checkmate with knight pawn and king, I've got mated once like da 😭💔

[somber lark]

2300 pool is so washed

[unique cosmos]

Iniesta wasnt even that good

[thorn cliff]

Then just play it out lol

[wicked hill]

Vrooflower why did you cheat? Cheating is bad

[torn maple]

I only knew the wrong coloured bishop one draw with rook pawns

[thorn cliff]

I’m on a 7 no loss streak in rapid, I’m wondering the same thing

[dapper radish]

do you want it

[past junco]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1440615108421091448/ack0ne.gif

[unique cosmos]

w Magnus

[potent gulch]

Who made this XD 😭

[restive parrot]

Nah it's a site called chessigma since I'm too poor for a chess com membership

[sleek orbit]

modric is overrated
gavi better

[torn sparrow]

people like you inflated the rapid pool vro

[torn maple]

Also bold of you to assume i play better than a 1400

[grave hamlet]

Where’s the edited version where Magnus tries to pull gukesh with the handshake

[thorn cliff]

2000-2199 role moment

[true burrow]

Hey guys, what's your favorite chess starting?

[sleek orbit]

e4 e5

[grave hamlet]

E4

[torn maple]

Not even me know how i got over 2k

[thorn cliff]

no u

[unique cosmos]

barca made alexis sanchez bad

[potent gulch]

c5

[remote cairn]

what is best opening for begineer ?

[torn maple]

Nc3

[torn sparrow]

I didnt inflate yet

[summer oar]

1. b3 🔥

[wicked hill]

H3

[quasi nova]

3am chess is not going well for me ngl

[torn sparrow]

I need to tilt for the flation

[remote cairn]

c4

[thorn cliff]

tiltflation be hitting hard

[sleek orbit]

madrid destroyed endrick

[somber lark]

[unique cosmos]

i aint even like madrid either btw

[sleek orbit]

idc

this is a ragebait battle twin

[true burrow]

Mine is "1. e4"

[unique cosmos]

Barca so bad it caused aguero to have heart problems

[true burrow]

The King's Pawn opening

[unique cosmos]

i gotta get back to work sorry twin

[somber lark]

2300 is inflated due to me being in that rating range

[wicked hill]

C4. Are the bomb vroo.

[sleek orbit]

aight cya

[dapper radish]

someone just 1v1 me 🥀

[wicked hill]

Like literally c4

[torn sparrow]

bro is farming all aura out of dory

I thought he was a good player

[true burrow]

Guys, friend me in chess.com

[wicked hill]

https://tenor.com/view/csgo-bomb-animation-csgo-gif-20898431

[somber lark]

vro thought I play pure garbage

[naive jackal]

I didn't do anything to anyone. I'm just here slowly falling in love with someone.

[grave hamlet]

Every head must bow ahh plotline frfr

[thorn cliff]

time to rush b with the p90

[true burrow]

Irl, or in server>

[true burrow]

OH DAYUMM

[wicked hill]

Someone who is that?

[naive jackal]

IRL

[true burrow]

k

[naive jackal]

NANYA

[wicked hill]

Idk about him vroo.
Who is nanya again?

[rugged aurora]

anyone would like to play rapid chess, 900-1000 elo

[grave hamlet]

I can play a game in like an hour

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Abdul Rafay (egoldfur)

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Rapid: 869 (peak)

[rugged aurora]

i mean right now

[naive jackal]

Nanya Bis Ness

[grave hamlet]

Nahh then

[true burrow]

Yeah I am just 869 Rapid. I started 3 days ago.

[rugged aurora]

thats good

[grave hamlet]

Holy the pawn sacrifice into this is crazy work

[thorn cliff]

that's pretty good for 3 days

[somber lark]

youd naturally play worse without a warm up

[wicked hill]

https://tenor.com/view/zaunvi-caitvitwt-gif-6364911752756585257

[true burrow]

You think so?

[naive jackal]

Are you Krill?

[torn sparrow]

why vro

[thorn cliff]

i started at 101

[magic shard]

Those who know

[wicked hill]

Did you do warm up?

[magic shard]

https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExbTJmbzI1dGFmMWcxN2JrbnFxMWJxdXNmNzhkaHUwa2s2YzkyZHJjcCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/40gyk786kJt7ukvDmU/giphy.gif

[wicked hill]

Im not a krill. I am pipkin pippa

[grave hamlet]

Idk what my original elo was, I learnt basics of chess at like 9-10

[wicked hill]

https://tenor.com/view/pippa-pipkin-pippa-pippa-pipkin-pippa-live-reaction-livereaction-gif-17828051921848642273

[true burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chess-anarchy-chess-chaos-gif-24820683

[somber lark]

nah we were both washed

[true burrow]

Me warming up before a chess match

[wicked hill]

Did you usually do a warm up?

[torn sparrow]

bro after losing that game

[grave hamlet]

I warm up for chess by reminding myself the boards the same for everyone

[true burrow]

I warm up by remembering my best thing in chess: "DEFENSE SYSTEM"

[magic shard]

idk what game you're talking about
you don't know it either

[torn sparrow]

against zigzag

he has been aurafarming you in rapid

[grave hamlet]

I love fianchetto bishop but then I never do it

[magic shard]

no it doesn't exist

[wicked hill]

Just do b3

First move

[torn sparrow]

the tilt is crazy

[gray sparrow]

20 minutes remaining

[magic shard]

I don't tilt

[grave hamlet]

Nahh i don’t wanna give up the centre for that

[fleet dove]

Never play 1.b3

[grave hamlet]

Dw bones I wouldn’t lmao

[somber lark]

I dont think so

[torn sparrow]

what about this

[kindred crypt]

Guys is this fraudulent

Or crushing

[magic shard]

Obviously lie what else could it be

[wicked hill]

Alien Gambit

[kindred crypt]

MY GAMBIT MY LEGACY 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[shut trout]

fraudulent in 3+0

[torn sparrow]

bro has been tilting fora while

[kindred crypt]

This is 3+0 💔

[somber lark]

we all have bad games

magnus couldnt convert +6 against hikaru in 3|0 thursday

[kindred crypt]

Nvm lol

[torn sparrow]

I know a way not to have them bro

[kindred crypt]

Alien gambit always wins bebe 🔥

[torn sparrow]

those who nose

[shut trout]

actually e4-c6-nf3-d5 and d3 variant is really funny

[grave hamlet]

To people who go to chess tournaments, are earbuds banned?

[magic shard]

ok whatever
at least against zigzag I proved I have the capabilities of winning every game I play

[gray sparrow]

NOBODOY????

[kindred crypt]

It's not banned if you don't get caught

[grave hamlet]

I just want to listen to my music

[kindred crypt]

What is this

[somber lark]

from now on?

[torn sparrow]

😭

[wicked hill]

https://tenor.com/view/kanna-dragon-maid-nose-press-anime-cute-gif-11606434914793897421

[gray sparrow]

weekly discord arena reward is role

[somber lark]

RIP greenflower 65 🥀

[kindred crypt]

Link ?

[torn sparrow]

there is 2 ways not to have any bad games anymore

[shut trout]

this opening will show you your real rating

[torn sparrow]

1 is bannable 2nd is not

[gray sparrow]

r u un the club

[kindred crypt]

The kool kids klub ?

[somber lark]

sharing is caring, whats the second one

[torn sparrow]

its secret

[grave hamlet]

If I bring an mp3 and a gun and lay it on the table before the chess game I think I can wear my earbuds

[magic shard]

Become me on a good day

[torn sparrow]

If i ever use that method I will never tilt

nor will i ever lose a game

[tribal aspen]

Guys can checkmate with one bishop

[gray sparrow]

chesscom discord clubBl

bro 15 mins left none is here tf...???

[grave hamlet]

Is that a question?

[eternal temple]

Yooo I found a crazy winning combination in my daily game IF my opponent takes my poisoned pawn

[tribal aspen]

Yes

[torn sparrow]

good work king

[magic shard]

Good jawb

[somber lark]

quiting chess 🥀

[torn sparrow]

shush

[eternal temple]

Based

[torn sparrow]

vro leaked the legendary technique

[kindred crypt]

Send the link bro

[magic shard]

remember when greenflower fell below helo

[torn sparrow]

I got like 400 elo in 1 week💀

[gray sparrow]

its a club tourneeeyy

[torn sparrow]

i might end

[kindred crypt]

Bro how do I join the club

[magic shard]

potential fraud greenflower is calling

[somber lark]

vro is the cause of inflation

[kindred crypt]

Stop ragebaitinf me

[shut trout]

click join

[grave hamlet]

King bishop cannot no it’s a draw position unless enemy king goes to wrong corner iirc but it should always be draw assuming good play

[kindred crypt]

I got 700 elo in a month is that cooler

[naive jackal]

Nu ff pauze

[gray sparrow]

4 day

[kindred crypt]

Why is this guy talking in riddles

[jade relic]

?

[kindred crypt]

I think it's a bot ignore

[jade relic]

Um.. ok?

[tribal aspen]

Im trying to tell my cousin but he doesn’t believe me

[grave hamlet]

Best of luck

[somber lark]

2300 range became like this by 2 of us single handedly

[kindred crypt]

lol

[gray sparrow]

theres still none

broooooooooooooooooooo

[kindred crypt]

This guy is ragebaiting mr

[grave hamlet]

Make him do it by himself on an empty board with just the pieces required

[jade relic]

No, impossible, unless the king is surrounded by multiple pawns and gets checkmated, but, if no pieces except for 1 bishop, it's 100% a draw

[torn sparrow]

@late aspen if you lose this massive aura loss vro

[grave hamlet]

How do I join?

[true burrow]

I warmed up on the Goblin bots

🤣

[scarlet arrow]

meow

[true burrow]

Beated them in 5 moves.

[somber lark]

2700 💀

[true burrow]

Woof

[fathom canyon]

"Beated" 💀

[kindred crypt]

Wow bro you are now ready for Martin

[torn sparrow]

he is cooking

[true burrow]

AYYY SOMEONE FINALLY UNDERSTANDS ME!!💀

[somber lark]

would throw the game rating wise

[torpid geyser]

mimimimimi

[pastel matrix]

why is it always the caro kan players who ends up in this position

[torn sparrow]

Liang plays brawl stars bro its over for him

he didnt prep enough

[gray sparrow]

join club first yall tripling

[limpid sleet]

tf! from a member to FOTS and FOTS to Server Mod!! 🥶 crazzzzy

[tribal aspen]

Hm hes asking chat gpt and said the white king won aganist the bishop and the black king
I think chat gpt using drugs

[true burrow]

I was just excersising them. (Like warming my self up)

[royal lynx]

greenville sucks

[grave hamlet]

I see

[grave hamlet]

Chat gpt doesn’t know chess

[full cobalt]

Elsa wins

[naive jackal]

Puzzles are goated!

[true burrow]

Who plays Bloxd.io?

[true burrow]

Yeah

[torpid geyser]

kitten

[naive jackal]

I love puzzles.

[torn sparrow]

he is already worse again

[oblique dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-cute-cuddle-gif-26893973

[grave hamlet]

I’ll put 50 cents on yavuz

[torn sparrow]

zigzag has seen these games before

[torpid geyser]

we got it bro

[naive jackal]

Thanks brotherman!

[jade relic]

Where is the link for this?

[torpid geyser]

alright dudeman

[naive jackal]

Got it, brotherdudeman!

[ancient lantern]

when i beat you i will unlearn chess

[magic shard]

What's the point

[torpid geyser]

absolutely buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella pal brother amigo pal buddy friend chummy Chum Chum pal

[magic shard]

I'm not even that good

[true burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/jujutsu-kaisen-shibuya-arc-mahito-shibuya-arc-gif-12763603453134898414

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Ryan Godse (notgm_ryangodse)

This is the Chess.com profile of notgm_ryangodse. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Ryan Godse (notgm_ryangodse)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1666 (1722 peak)
Blitz: 1065 (1565 peak)
Bullet: 1005 (1277 peak)

[ancient lantern]

can you stop being humble and trash talk

[somber lark]

brawl stars helped him recover

[torpid geyser]

I was already doing that

[deep field]

I love italian game so much

[true burrow]

Salmon?

[lime falcon]

Why can't I chat there,am I muted? How to get unmute

[somber lark]

doesnt meet the req rating for a trash talk

[ancient lantern]

you actually have to be good😔

[jade relic]

Pls share the link to this tournament man

[trail vortex]

how you get itachi keyboard

[torpid geyser]

skill issue

[somber lark]

we wouldnt help you to say I hate chess vro

[torn sparrow]

no waste of time game vro

[lime falcon]

I think the game over already,check those matches

[somber lark]

his performance shows otherwise

[jade relic]

Ok

[true burrow]

Uh guys. I don't think he's talking about being muted... (LOOK AT THE CHAT BRUH)

[jade relic]

Also the world lost to gothamchess

[lime falcon]

Idk maybe google keyboard or something

[jade relic]

Rxa2#, that's the only move left

[torn sparrow]

liang would be 2750 if he trained harder

[jade relic]

Including me

[lime falcon]

I m talking about mute 😵,

[ancient lantern]

ima be 1700 in 3 weeks dor your not safe 😼

[fathom canyon]

Tah, I wasn't even paying attention 😆

[somber lark]

anyone would be better if they train harder vro 💀

[trail vortex]

Ima tilt back to 900 tmr

[true burrow]

Well it's worth a try!

[torn sparrow]

yeah but brawl stars made him worse

his potential was higeher

[true burrow]

FRIEND ME ON CHESS.COM'

[somber lark]

proof?

[fathom canyon]

What's your name?

[torn sparrow]

if he trained harder he would have a higher elo

[supple spire]

Talk

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Abdul Rafay (egoldfur)

This is the Chess.com profile of egoldfur. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Abdul Rafay (egoldfur)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 869 (peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Ryan Godse (notgm_ryangodse)

This is the Chess.com profile of notgm_ryangodse. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Ryan Godse (notgm_ryangodse)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1666 (1722 peak)
Blitz: 1065 (1565 peak)
Bullet: 1005 (1277 peak)

[knotty folio]

it came to him in a dream

[torn sparrow]

you cant train while playing a game vro

[jade relic]

Finally it worked

[true burrow]

egoldfur

[trail vortex]

you can train to get better at a game

[torn sparrow]

yeah but you cant train at chess while playing a game unrelated to it

[naive jackal]

I solved a level 50 puzzle!

[fathom canyon]

Of course you can

[torn sparrow]

atleast it would be less effective

[lime falcon]

Do u know how I can get unmute

[naive jackal]

I should stop daydreaming so I can solve more puzzles. 🤭

[royal lynx]

say on god omg ur so good wowwwwww haha

[torpid geyser]

no I don't think you're muted, just refresh the app

[lime falcon]

I solve 1000 elo puzzles

[royal lynx]

who cares

[torpid geyser]

I do.

[lime falcon]

Is that so ?

[trail vortex]

what does level 50 puzzle mean

[somber lark]

he used to watch shorts before brawl stars

[royal lynx]

@naive jackal why did u delete ur msg hm?

[lime falcon]

Thx I will try

[torpid geyser]

because you're an asshole-

[royal lynx]

shes not interested brodie trust me

[torn sparrow]

hop off vro

[naive jackal]

Mine was level 50 and it was 2704 rated

[lime falcon]

Maybe that's happening because of my slow internet

[royal lynx]

stfu ur not batman

[lime falcon]

Nice

[trail vortex]

I'm bat

[torpid geyser]

im not batman? really? damn

[lime falcon]

U have subscription?

[remote kettle]

Hello

[torpid geyser]

I really thought I was batman for a second there.. but then I remembered I'm Bruce Wayne! not batman

[thorn cliff]

Getting regular insurance when you need StateFarm insurance is like getting Bateman when you need Batman.

[trail vortex]

Hi

[naive jackal]

I do, but I'm doing it in Puzzles Stream 2 now.

[lime falcon]

R u rich ?

[remote kettle]

Are you busy

[torpid geyser]

perchance

[full cobalt]

The app is terrible ngl

I cant find the arena anymore

[torpid geyser]

uninstall

[trail vortex]

not rn

[true burrow]

https://link.chess.com/friend/eNhq3Z

[fathom canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-are-you-serious-right-now-bro-speed-serious-bruh-gif-4394307271796038459