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e2+ tho
e2 π₯
i saw Qf4+ originally and im pretty sure all king move lines lead to a winning position but i guess there's g5
i wanna win fast thats why im hoping he doesnt see
vro fr playing hope chess
nvm
unfortunate
yea e2 was seen
gg
e2 Rf2 Rd4
sac the rook for the clip
I am the worst f king player ever
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1. d4 Nf6 2. g3 g6 3. Bg2 Bg7 4. Bg5 O-O 5. Nf3 d6 6. d5 c6 7. Nc3 cxd5 8. Nxd5 Nc6 9. h4 h6 10. Bf4 e6 11. Nxf6+ Qxf6 12. Qxd6 Qxb2 13. O-O Qxc2 14. Rac1 Qxa2 15. e4 Rd8 16. Qc7 b6 17. Rxc6 Ba6 18. Re1 Rdc8 19. Qd6 Rxc6 20. Qxc6 Rc8 21. Qd7 Ra8 22. h5 g5 23. Bc7 g4 24. Ne5 Bxe5 25. Bxe5 Qa3 26. Bd6 Qb2 27. e5 Rc8 28. Qxa7 Rc1 29. Qb8+ Kg7 30. Qf8+ Kh7 31. Qxf7+ Kh8 32. Qf6+ Kh7 33. Be4+ Kg8 34. Qg6+ Kh8 35. Qh7#
WAIT LEMME COOK
cooked anyway if u play Rf2 there's Re8 and Rd1
r2 Rf2 Rd1 mate
pretty sure f5 holds
how do you guys even calculate that accurate 
that too
uhmm
A DRAW?
DRAW DRAW DRAW

somethings hanging tho
before my tuition kills me i needa end this game fast
same
why are all of cb's opponents snails
bye chat bye cb-channn :3 see u tonight~
bro found the draw
CB DREW!
no but Rxf1 f5 I see nothing
aura
sry u hv to wait an extra hour π
oh i thought u meant Rf5 by white and back rank hangs LOL
I played so fast bro didn't realize he's getting mated
ur lucky he didn't push g5 lol
anyways that's a nice draw
wsg chat
yeah ur right tho king just hides on h8 or g8 i think
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looks scary if white can get some Ne6 stuff off but i think black defends
hmm also black just has Qc6 or Rd2 countershots whenever
I won this
@ionic widget I'm just being traditional for being low or down a lot of time π
Why i am so shit
yo
https://www.chess.com/play/arena/4584861 this game good?
im lwk playing so bad
dam
@ionic widget no sleep for you 
It's good
apparently g5 is better but that looks scary
Vro got coached by Dobyvatel2 fr
i only need 4 or 5 wins i believe i could probably pull 2200 once my tuition ends
im bored asf rn but i cant playyyyyyyy
U can vro trustπ
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playing chest π₯π₯
not happening
nvm i think i see something
Nf4+ Kg7 Qe7+ Kh8 Ne6 Rg8 Ng5 Rg7 Nf7+ Qf6+ draws (Rf7 Ne6+ Kg8 Qxd8+ Qxd8) (Kg8 Rf7 Qxd8+) (Kh6 repeat) white is only down a piece here but probably has some drawing chances i think white can force a draw here or else black goes into an endgame that's better for white
2300 pairings tilted me hard
i just spent like 5 min calculating and writing that LMFAO
Guys, how do i get past 2100 rating?
Git gud
FREEBEANSORFACEconsequenceS
Are you gud?
I don't think so
Why not?
I don't know
actually Rg8 in the main line here draws to Qf6+ so white should have a forced draw after f5 or they can send it to an equal endgame
It'll happen vro trustπ
VIVA LE revolution BRING BACK BEANS & KI
@small jungle @ionic widget @lone totem
have a break have a KitKat
this is so interesting it's like a puzzle
π
imma look at that after this game
Ong
if u put it in an engine check if f5 is more or less equal because thats what i evaluated
Drink beer
in all the lines where black loses a rook i think white has a winning endgame probably so black should just take the draw
guys spam the chat with "#free beans&Ky"
f5 was like -4 but imma try to calculate why u wrong
i dont want a 3 million year timeout vro ππ
wtf am i stupid π
#freebeans&ki see?
@tacit wren help
WHTA
I am the worst f king player ever
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1. d4 Nf6 2. g3 g6 3. Bg2 Bg7 4. Bg5 O-O 5. Nf3 d6 6. d5 c6 7. Nc3 cxd5 8. Nxd5 Nc6 9. h4 h6 10. Bf4 e6 11. Nxf6+ Qxf6 12. Qxd6 Qxb2 13. O-O Qxc2 14. Rac1 Qxa2 15. e4 Rd8 16. Qc7 b6 17. Rxc6 Ba6 18. Re1 Rdc8 19. Qd6 Rxc6 20. Qxc6 Rc8 21. Qd7 Ra8 22. h5 g5 23. Bc7 g4 24. Ne5 Bxe5 25. Bxe5 Qa3 26. Bd6 Qb2 27. e5 Rc8 28. Qxa7 Rc1 29. Qb8+ Kg7 30. Qf8+ Kh7 31. Qxf7+ Kh8 32. Qf6+ Kh7 33. Be4+ Kg8 34. Qg6+ Kh8 35. Qh7#

i need ccc
make albert move
because bread tastes better than ki
mods ban ah reasoning
180+30
bro I can
60+20
@eternal jackal show them your sparky
is this server active?
holy shit the line that i missed is that ||after Kg8/Kh8 when i play slower moves to threaten mate black has Bxg2+ and Rd2+ along with some series of checks to draw the white king out LMFAOOOO||
someone understands 
Uh?
Is anyone Watching the karen asrian memorial?
im ngl if i get hit with that shit after that much calculation im just conceding that im worse at chess
not that way π , press the arrow
yes
do i risk next game or call it quits π
yes
next game cro
take a break,
no nitro
Nihal won
have a kitkat.
@slow folio wanna play
yes
I am serious
next thing i know im paired against some titled player
probably cooked if that happens
me :3
What's your elo?
would be nice if you sniped me in pool
How will you get a titled player?
ill set my queue settings lower just for you
tomorrow arena βΊοΈ
snipe me in pool and I'll meow in your dms vro
a decent number of titled players at that level
whats the tc of the weekly??
We can play rated
im this desperate for 2200
i gwt + zero from you bitch
no toxicity sry chat π
- considering the fact youll lose yeah
What is your elo on lichess?
sigh, I don't even have to see the game to know what happened, let me guess
||You hung a piece on move 15, ||
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@ionic widget can I play w you?
idk how to play ches sorry
You wanna play?
No
okay @small jungle can we play π
okay but why you lie
Hi
abt not knowing how to play chess
i don't know how to play chess! it's true
dam
How are you 2400 then?
i just move the pieces randomly and my opponents keep losing for some reason
I also move pieces randomly and I lose idk why?
Everyone here doesn't know how to play chess compared to me
Bro you will probably lose
This proves that chess is Rascist!!!
ik I just wanna play
Is the swiss gambit (1. f4 f5 2. e4) a good opening
Bro I can defeat you 10-0
You guys are all not good so stay humble
I can defeat U 100-0
Now you guys are also being delusional
I can defeat you 1000-0
hi
Bet?
You don't even have a title
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L pfp
It only takes 3 games by playing CatAteMcD rated
true let cb farm
@radiant swan
Peak fide rating : 1893
Highest CC rating on alt: 2456
highest rated player beaten, 2100 fide
I have defeated more gms than you have played
my faith won bih βπΏβΊοΈ
thanks for the superior minor piece
Lmfao what's your rating hb
Bro what
The only gm you beat at chess is grand mothers
ts tuff ts Aura
You can't even beat me bro stop ragebaiting
accept me as your disciple master
1700 π
He keeps dodging me despite my generosity, idk what have I done wrong
No 2400 aka no aura
I am first 2900 elo player
Spell it correctly first
@rain hemlock do you want to play?
ππππ
HAHAHA there's no way bro is shit talking others with this rating bro I'm 1000 elo higher than him
i dont have anything to say to you π₯
Ikr
It's on the way
How do you play with eval bar on
wtf skibaqara is rated over me in bullet now should i grind
Crazy
You're from egypt
Yes I am
Sure
Thats what I told him π @median quail
Been sucking in bullet.
Should I just improve in piece shuffling?
Lolll
I think I know you bro

when can we play rated
Yeah
What's your username?
Guys can I do 10-0 this guy
Chess Kids are too smart 
vro thinks he can veat US
Lichess?
What are you talking about
@azure musk is your name on youtube histories?
GO AHEAD 100% CONFIRMATION
He stalks you ig guess
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nitroo
2-3 years Dagestan and forget
What? What do u mean?
Look who's excited lol
I would tilt so hard if that happened
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Bro I play lichess
Hell yeah

I don't play lichess
6 months 1 call
Belal Mohamed reference?????????
i can't even lie i would be impressed if black found that shit
Sup
Who is he
vro checked my last recent games and got interested π
You khabib fan?
Yeah I like khabib but not my fav
IslamMakhachev?
Yes he's my favorite
real cb 2200 soon?
Oh good
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What is kirkification even about
try playing faster
Be faster
Become smarter
Exactly bro
Some kramnik pfp guy gave this advice.Play the the best looking move and something and something
Lmfaoooo
i do but then eventually I get flagged π©
Bro is back
skill issue unironically
just play good moves faster
Play lichess ig to gain confidence.Bullet is better in lichess
I wish zlatan was a heavyweight mma fighter instead of footballer
ok π
Nah zlatan is everything. Mma is zlatan.zlatan ain't mma
Lmaoooo
Am I the only bahraini in this server π₯π₯π₯π₯
I can play now
Idk
Ngl that would fit his personality more
Loll yess
Tom Aspinall
Tom aspinal would rock his shit thoπππ
im so sleepy but i gotta watch this
Roy keane,Stam
Bro is not slick
I am a united fan so
yo
Hell nah
Whos this f@cal whoβs back still scared of playing me otb
Bro what
Aint no way bro
I would play you if you came Germany vro
Stockfish is drunk today bruh
Bro what we are the best club in the world
he doesnt get greedy, made a profit out of me the last time we've played
Bro who tf is WE u just be watchingπππππππβΌοΈ
Guys i still have my membership even though my payment renewal failed 27 days ago is it gonna charge me still?
Bro donβt say that, Iβll go deadass idc I could play a tourney or smth
I play for youth team
No way do you actually?
Tf are you watching ππππππ
the sigma
They won't let you in state championships vro
I guess
Debt
Football
Thats actually really cool I take it back lol
Ah fair enough
I was joking guysπ
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Good boys though
Homie in reality is just unemployed
Ah fk you
I play chess
We all do broπ
That a job now
I play fortnite
somehow worse


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?????????
I wish I did something else instead of chess for these 3 years
road to 2200 starts in 15 minutes
yo 2700 in 3 years ur shitting me π
Touch grass bro
im about to pass out bro
No sh@it lmao
JUS SLEEP πππ
Bro muting himself π
I'm turning 18 next February, I started I started at 15 in Feb 2023
There is Probly some open tourneys in Germany
Bro syvau you got to 2k in 1 year that's as crazy
So currently less than three years
mannnnnn π how do u have time with school and allat
No way did you actually???
prodigy vro
Well i started 1 year ago and I am 2200 on lichess
Hey guys
it couldve been <0.5 years unironically if i wasnt busy with school i made it to 1800 within like 3-4 months
There are only national rated tournaments vro everything fide is +70β¬
ibrahim the humble 2700 teaching his ways π
I was in high school at the time so I had a shit ton of free time
And I have more knowledge on chess than everyone on this server
βΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈ
Thats even crazier
give tips sar
Im rich idc
Bruh it took me 4.5 years to get to 1950 π
Lmaoo jk
Don't touch grass
So many prodigies
oh.....i am sitting on it...
Bro has his own private jet
man i want 2400 before 2 years
Idc
bro i was in hs too but i was so busy π
Bro 3-4 months for me I was like 1200 that's crazy
Nah but 70 euros for a tourney isnβt that bad considering I would have to travel to Germany
and its gonna be 2 years next month
js win the prize money
I had a lot of time, there would be days where I'd play all night even when I have school the next day
Bro I got 2200 on lichess in 1 year,2000 in 6 months
You'd win without prep π
i got to 1200 in 39 days :D (from 900)
It took me 3 days to get from 100 to 400 πββοΈ kneel down
They don't tell you how much the prize money is
It could be 0β¬
Did your grades survive
and where u at rn?
Who calculated like a super-computer in his prime?
3
6
3
Kramnik
Teach me the way bro
1221 
I swear to god bro id play for 10 hours straight, no breaks or nothing, not moving for 10 hrs just playing
No one is more unemployed than me in this server
It's like 2000 euros right? For average

TS is not a German meme vro π
I guess bro damn
here they always give a prize list before the tournament and sometimes they increase it depending on the number of entries
I graduated with like a 3.4 gpa which isn't that bad tbh
ive only gained like 100-300 elo from 2 years ago because i was dating my ex and then broke up with her and then i got super busy with schoolwork/college applications and like only this summer when i started dating my current bf (who coincidentally also plays chess) did i actually get time to settle down and like. focus on chess again
I played chess once for 20 hiurs
Urkomisch
Def less
I HAVE ZERO PREP
I gained 20 eloπ πͺ
i do NOT study shit just for a dumb board game
I swear to you bro once I broke up with my ex I gained like 1700 elo in 2 years
Yeah that would be good
Bro Iβm playing a tourney rn 1st price 600 dollars itβs only me and 1900-2ks fideπ the most free money I ever had
Damnn
damn is ππ
Same, so the playground is equal
exams dont matter vro, just learn a skill and make money
it just occurred to me ur like the same strength as me and uve been playing for half the time
just play 960
Lesser than 2000 euros??
The one unrated guy will cook you bro
In 20 hours
it was only bc i was deadass nolifing chess like once i adjusted to a more normal schedule my progress slowed a lot
where do u find these tournaments
Probably around 500β¬
oh ive def done that a few times LMAO
cant push the ranking system there
That's so less
Yes
It's lowkey so unhealthy but to me that's where I made the most progress
You better not fumbles else youre gonna get flamed like crazy
if a tournament gives $600 for first there at the very least bunch of 2200s and 2300s will show up
i did this recently i straight up played 1100 bullet games in a week and i stayed up from like 4pm to 9am playing bullet
How do people make a living playing chess on EU
Iβve pretty won the tourney with 2 round to spareππ
Holy fkn shit
teach chess
That's half my all time games
You are unemployed asf
Im shared 1st missing 2 rounds lol
You can do it vro trust
Those days made me quit bullet altogether
WE are all unemployed asf
I wish I had sniped you
You have to be GM to earn a living doing that
Yes, all of US
I mean yea
The unrated snipe was gonna be peak
LMAOOO i went on a tear after i broke up with my ex like two months later i broke 2300 and held above 2300 bullet, i beat 5 titled players (including an IM) in a day, i broke 2100 blitz and started trying to actually learn chess again
just make a tiktok/instagram page, boom it up and make a course and sell it
but then i got held back because i was busy working in a lab and preparing for college applications
Bro you leaked your name ,address
she chose an awful time to break up with me if im ngl
I am unrated
HAHAHA NO WAY BRO what is it with exes holding people back from their peak chess abilities lmaooo
Depends on the place
Sorry for you
"I am not Indian,"
Dude everyone and their family tree has seen my name at this pointπ
In my city every tournament has the same players
Bro
only thing that matters is how well you present the stuff, trust
i mean tbf ur basically able to commit way more time than other ppl than that if ur staying up through the night so its fair
found ur location
I am coming to the next tournament you play
Dont be a p@ssy pullip
Unbox it
yea like im insanely unemployed i was so fixated on trying to get 2400 bro LMFAO
Go ahead
Yeahh, but I would never recommend it to anyone
50Β°02β²09β³N 19Β°10β²42β³E
Bro is not scared
Get 2400 blitz NOW
Nah I can't I am in asia
No way
No one is moving till you get 2400 blitz @ionic widget
Ur p@ssy aswell got dangit
Tf?
otb?
im thinking about just kicking bullet forever or only playing on alts until im like 2600 strengt
This summer Iβll be in Malaysia
India
come to india
Yeah
You are a 12 year old kid with an Ipad bro
I was gonna go for a training camp but it got canceled
ur frm india?
How do you know?
look up the coords
freakin nerd
Idk I can tell a bit
I know you trolling
Bro ur Indian, no need to talkπ
even blitz doesnt make sense to me anymore π
ππππ
Lmao
rich people π₯
I am not indian bro.i kept indian flag to troll my indian friend
the thing is she didnt like it when i would play chess while i was with her and she also didnt rlly like it when i played chess with her or tried to teach her things. we played a few times but obvi she wasnt into it and since i spent a lot of time around her i couldnt really practice that much and i kinda stagnated or only slowly moved up for the time that we were dating. its a lot nice with my bf right now because he like actually asks me to teach him stuff in chess or finds me weird variants to play or openings to train him on
Ur 17 b@tch
Racist
thats too old in chess yk
cb is a 70 year old methamphetamine kingpin
Yeah Iβm even more too old
She wasn't for you bro.find a chess player in a chess club
Damn, my ex really liked chess and deadass, the main reason for me getting into chess was to impress her
it's okay looking back on it i don't think she was the right person for me anyway im very happy with my boyfriend rn
u are from denmark π legit so less ppl there
Wait what?
True
i think our one state would have more population than urs
oh yeah no i never want to do what i just did a few weeks ago with bullet ever again i was so fkin miserable
At the time I was rated 1000 elo and she was 800, I would let her win sometimes so I could hit laterππππ
so does nsw
im locking in bro trust
Are you a girl or a boy
241 mil in uttar pradesh and 6 mil population in denmark
Probly yes
YES!!!!
π
2198 
9 mil in nsw iirc
Boy vro
You said you had a gf but now you saying you have a bf
which side do you prefer?
Who knows
He is a good boy
why is bro up at this hour
Close the app pls
Feminine boy
that's 1/3 of the aus population
why is bro up at this hour
I know but the comments are suspicious
They are bi i gues
He is always online, bro live in discord
Where are u from bro
india new day new kid arises as a prodigy like wtf
What is that
im a girl! why?
Bisexual, attracted to both genders
blud mentioned the poorest part of the country π₯
I don't wanna leak
i have made it my mission to stop these younglings from beating me ever again fr
Address
Yeah we have like 2 prodigies here and everyone knows everyone lol
its awful bro i keep hanging shit i know its frying my skill
is it actually
There's a 10 year old there who would beat you 10-0
Bro you said you had a gfππ
nah
I swear
not even super gms can do it
Drop the mailing address for free pizzas
Lol
LMAO??? from that to being 2700 is insane π
Ibrahim can beat you 10-0
Do you know this 11yr old kid?
βI BEat BoKβ
lowkey i did the same shit tho my ex got me into genshin and now i have a top 0.5% build for a few of my favorite characters
MWAHAHA
He ainβt even good no idk this dude
All thanks to her igππππ
theres only one person to ever adopt me though
Real
Dd
yes he play from my basement
which happens to be my sensei
im a girl bro we've been over this
how are you still here π
Whatever you say boss manππππππππππ
π only person i glaze is my goat riga
I am critical thinker bro
yeah i dated a girl and now i'm dating a guy
I wanna say it but I am controlling it.good bo
wym
Sybau bro
Rigged game analysis
Told me there was a brilliant but showed literally no brilliants at all
@timber badge bro om 1-2 against Jospem and I was dead winning in every single game like he flagged me to 2 draws and a winπ₯
This generation is cursed
chat my phone is at 1% gotta wait till i go home to start the grind
Bro it's just a joke
could not be me
a few people here have my instagram you can ask them if i'm a girl or not
That's crazy
2 queens vs king and I flagπ₯
I mean atleast it ended up being normal
π
hi pookie wookies
yeah so what
3+0?
and ur still 0-1 against g00nflower
they are queens so its fine
Yeah
I don't see the point of moving a knight somewhere into the center if it's easily refuted by your opponent pushing a pawn that actually strengthens their structure. I see this in a lot of lines and I think it's dumb
Bruh
He is actually 6-2
flagger tc doesnt matter
What's your elo lmao
Nahhh
Do you warm up before a game?
i beat bok in increment π₯Ά
Bro itβs 6-2 calm ur ballz itβs not a good score but still letβs not go there
2200 lichess
i think even special achievment is prolly beating riga
Chess com??
but he never played seriously against me
its crazy tho we have like the same thing with our exes getting us into games and then we get hella good at them LMAO
Uh..we don't talk about that
If it was 3+1 he wouldnβt have flagged me every game tho
Don't be shy bro we all start somewhere
I don't play chesscom
Zhou Jianchao
does anyone wana play chess in an hour? (im a begginer with a month's experience with 200 on chess.com, if instrested dm me:D)
ur ex led you to chess?
LMAOOO YESS BRO IDK
riga adopt jianchao anyday
π i think riga is js magnus atp
Jianchao disrespect π₯
i've been playing for maybe like 2-2.5 years total because of school but you've been playing for half that and we're both 2300
My GOAT Louis Fagot
Lowk would adopt u but that's okay we don't talk about that
idc riga is better
Bet?
tomislav bodwell mamic
I would bet the house that I can adopt you, respectfully
When I was a kid aswellπ₯
ibrahim u should play rated cc blitz with me π₯
what πππ
Why should i
nah i usually jsut go in raw
lets be honest you live on rent
What's your elo anyways
How did you play him as 2000
for aura farming and farming
Homie I'm 17
Bro bet means like you can't beat me
oh
What's your elo
With drills, should I use the engine at the hardest level or use it at my level. At first thought I'd assume use the hardest engine
Im Him
its in the trenches
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Whatever u saay bro lol
Arena kings,titled tuesday
YOOO LETβS GO I GOT MY DRIVING LICENSE!
I keep losing the first 5 games if I didnt warm up mentally before the blitz session
nooo lmao i played chess before but my ex got me into genshin and now i have quite a few characters whose builds are in the top 1% and i saved up enough to c6 one of my favorite characters before etc. for him his ex got him into chess and now he's 2700 LMAO
He was not titled since 1999
I would gain like 2 elo for a win and minus 14 for a loss in what world is that fair
No one is titled at 2000 blitz
π
but you should be able to adopt me π
OH LOL
get that bullet up
just dont lose π£οΈ
there should be 0% of me beating u ibrahim u are the goat

honestly good idea maybe ill warm up on lichess or soemthing
True, but if I slip up once in any game that's minus 14
im so farmable
@ionic widget suggest me a driving style 

Oh yeah this one is even worse I was flagging him and destroying him and my WiFi cutππ
I played a 1000 rated CM I'm bullet and literally crushed him.i still have the game
Low level bait
Did someone stole Martinez account? π₯
I'm taking a break from chess anyways so maybe we can play rated blitz some time next week
Just do a puzzle rush
Show proof
@timber badge actually beat bok in blitz
imagine
im lucky you're skilled simple as that
the lion interpress traffic signals as traffic "suggestions"
K
Did he flag??
I would have I had 5 sec vs 0,3 dead winning π
My WiFi cut lmaoo I flagged
@rain hemlock why were u so surprised at me being a girl and having dated another girl before π
Danggggg that sucks
my rapid rating cant wait to decrease
cheers cc for banning me from playing games for a while because i abort against 3 hour old accounts
i beat him with a checkmate like a chad
definitely other way around
phone at 1% cant play rn
no resignation
I don't see many people dating the same gender bro
If you abort you get more from them lol
That's weird
Hi
catch 22 how do i escape
i had fun! i don't think it's that weird
you 6-0 me vro
There is a trust score somehwere
The GOAT is back
i thought furina was mini cb
Oh ok
I just play them after a while I only start getting premium players π
damnβ¦
Guys I'm stuck in a infinite loop when I lose I win next game and lose next gameππ
you touched me inappropriately twice remember
One time I made a draw with a 2900 GM I don't remember his name one sec I'll send a screenshot
Bro whatπ
But again it's gone I aborted to many games in the recent times
ayo thatβs sus π
Saranac?
@radiant swan explain yourself
NO ONE SAWπππ
i do agree it's not common but it's not really a bad thing! i think people are just scared to be open about who they like sometimes
hey HEY HEY NO I DID NOT
What?
i go live under a rock for a while and i see mini cb touching women
i was playing bullet 
@rain hemlock wanna play rapid?ππ»
Sarana?
I'm rapid king
NO WAY BRUNEI CHESS MASTER MINI CB DID STH BAD
W mini cb
william touch me
I mean sure but I don't see much around me
@sinful canyon morning bro, yesterday My phone fell and I broke the screen, almost 40 % of it is covered in Blue ink like thing, i literally had to download an app that can flip the screen, because the bottom part is 40% blue, i can't see most things on it, and I have to do things from memory, I won't be able to play chess for a long time
William not touching anyone vro
π
but grass?
Not even that
No, I couldn't find the screenshot but he's a GM from USA his username is mmmflatbread
brunei olympiad team when
If you lose against me you should low-key quit chess
i touch grass daily
next year
yeah i live in the US and it's generally more common here for people to be open about it than anywhere else in the world except for maybe a few cities. but even here there are parts where people are super open and some parts where you basically get exiled if ur open about that kind of stuff
Anyone up for some blitz games? Iβll take Black and play the Sicilian Najdorf. Just looking to practice my openingβmessage me if youβre interested!
losing to goonflower itβs a shame fr 
like fr
Checkmate in bullet has next level fun π€©
Yeah he is so weak
Ahh okay in my country it doesn't happen a lot so yea
its different all around the world!
K id?
@ionic widget wanna watch my game soon?
This goonflower guy still at itπ
It's true tho
i need to see @radiant swan break 2200
Canβt beat the allegations
get 2 tabs watching 2 games 
I know and I support it but I am not a part of it.People can make their choices however they want. I don't judge.
Hungry_For_eggs
or I can just stream my game on discord then another tab you watch cbβs game
Format?
is he playing
3+2 or 3+0
won that
Wtf bro
premove
2300 blitz btw
Bullet?
Crazy lol
good man
I sent
rapid ππππππππππππ
2340 βπΏ
Why the fck would you premove in rapid
with 9 minutes left
nrn im waiting for him to hop on

What's your fav openings
Bro I sent
white or black
Both
https://www.chess.com/game/146020720762 one of the best games of my life
caro kann
Same
E4 enjoyer ofc
holy do we all play caro LMAOOO
weakest caro player
Lolll you play it too? No way
goated tho
you've never played a real opening
yes bro i main caro π
its always some 1.h5
Same
Caro is a boring opening.Advanced espially
I like h5 more
here you start again
just lock in and squish white
I only play it bc I really like positions where I have solid pawns and I can get a queen trade and play a positional game
That's mainly my style of chess
people keep saying french is better but i spent too much time on caro to switch
French is kinda ass ngl
french is definitely not better
I dont see 1.c6 here 
I've been playing 1-c4 for over a year and a half it took my elo from 2.2k to 2.7k what a goated opening
French is good but boring you get no play with black
he asked fav not most played ππ₯ΉβπΏ
I personally don't like it
D4 my whole life
49.9% winrate with the caro kann π€€????
wrong reply sry
Same
wait that's white winrate ugh embarrassing
whereβs the other 0.1%
I tried it, I had good success with it but it wasn't fun So i dropped it
45.6 π
Then you got hitted with that alien gambit
Rubinstein cooks you
Nah rubenstein is good as well as catalan
you player 1 game with nf6?
i play the anti alien gambit line
dodged me with the known battery technique 
Id change openings fr
Alekhineβs hunting variation?
if I may ask, wtf is a Rubenstein
C5 nf6 d5 nc7 vro
nah its because i dont actually know theory LMFAOO i play it off vibes
I had an IM play this against me otb
It's a great opening
wait this openingtree thing is cool i thought i needed premium for this
is KID a good opening or is there any lines better than it?
It's the most popular variation of d5
Cooked him
Yeah I win all my games otb with it vro
It's so good I'm studying it rn for black
does anyone wanna take my 15 streak from me π£οΈ
I play grunfield
1.b4 and she stunned her opponent π£οΈ
What time control
true...
10 m?
d3 c3 Nf3 Qa4 clears
Nimzo Larsen is good choice
caro doesnt have that much theory imo
Nah 10 min boring af
i play fast dw
proven by 2400 rapid players
Are you kidding?
Then play blitz
Ikr
Lollll
refer to this message
bro
There is no one to ragebait left
its not very sharp i'd say
im 1350 rapid they trash talk me π₯Ήπ
Ikr just play sicillian dragon
but im no expert
You're not 1350 rapidππ
This is the Chess.com profile of yavuzbeatedyou. Take a look!
Name: yavuz (yavuzbeatedyou)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1377 (peak)
Blitz: 2347 (peak)
Bullet: 2007 (peak)
bro if i play sicilians i would face like 20 different responses by white π₯
You wanna play 1 game
Well it's bc u never play it right?
my opp just premoved abort button tf
Na I'm good
Ik but just learn theory
1900 fide what do u think
bro
K
1900 fide is good bro
This is the Chess.com profile of calculationdevil. Take a look!
Name: anna (calculationdevil)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2303 (peak)
Blitz: 2248 (2257 peak)
Bullet: 2409 (peak)
I think just go to foreign and play
trying to get white or sm
lock in on rapid yo
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Name: ibrahim yasser (ibrahim_yasser00)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2229 (2324 peak)
Blitz: 2705 (peak)
Bullet: 2456 (2625 peak)
he was white
2400 BULLET????
is ts aura
2625 peak, good times
trying to get black?
Mid account compared to that norweigan guy
its not a ragebait
here's the proof
yeah no shit
i gotta lock in and try to break 2500 on an alt or something
am i the only one who doesnt have an alt
No of us is going to sleep till you get 3000 all time controls but okay
"2400"
Nah is he that good?
he was a 2398 while playing this game
skull
Bro is never gonna sleep
"2400"
No offence meant guys
okay one last profile command and then im going to bed its 8am here
itβs almost 8am and ur still awake yoru? π
This is the Chess.com profile of calculationdevil. Take a look!
Name: anna (calculationdevil)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2303 (peak)
Blitz: 2248 (2257 peak)
Bullet: 2409 (peak)
8am damn
what if u hop on vc and everybody tells you moves and you hit 250 βΊοΈ
wth lol I just said it
Damn
im boutta hit 2200 and this dude plays the frankenstein dracula
its almost a 2400 
lol
Is this horrible for him or are you cooked
Dubov disciple
ur fault for playing into that fck ass vienna line
idk whether to say good night or good morning @ionic widget π
"2400"
Love a disconnection win
it is horrible but I dont rememberwhy
Lmfaooo
I found out today I have an 80% win rate with the Vienna, it's kinda fire
good nightmorning then
It's shi
i have a 55% wr with vienna i think
I went from 1400 to 1500 rapid without losing any games with Vienna shit was crazy
but thats also over htousands of games
It's shit if you play it shit vro
i also dont know my vienna theory i should lock in
I have like 200 games on my acc
No
but thereβs 1 opening that is so sh*t that is Berlin opening
Caro cause I gotta keep newt off the french
some of these arent mutually exclsuive
I play h4 Rh3 Bxh3 Nxh3.How is it guys?rate 1-10 @everyone
isnt KID for d4
This is assuming if you face just one thing
yeah KID against non e4 openings
Stop the brainrot
jk, 0.69 then
Does the computer evaluate it as shit
ur 14
Complete beginner, my problem is that im not losing but I keep getting stalemate, can someone help?
somebody actually voted petrov
It's me
Don't lose
Bro I am not
That should help
we ainβt computer and I ainβt gonna go fully defend with that shi- bro π
they think they wei yi
You play it fr?
Take a little bit longer on your moves when your opponent has like barely any moves left
Yes ofc
π₯π
I was just wondering if stockfish evaluated it at like +100 π
fully defending is like self ruining the game
I'm using the coach option, can you see my last game and tell me what I could've done?
How do you not lose patience?
I make my opponent lose patience
tell me he doesnt know en passent 
I've quit chess for the day π
Ah okay, can someone else analyse it?
Sure
LOOOOOOL
When is en passent used?
Where is it
Vro praying he doesn't know it
yes
hmm
Ty, I'll DM it
He does
he resigned lol
I had some guy en passant into a forced mate at an OTB tournament, he went to block mate but then just took en passant π
Ofcourse that move auto dissapears the pawn
His brain got taken over π
lol
Nice move
what
you better connect ur chess com acc
Wait you're the Calculation Devil π³, No way,
This chess universe is really expanding, I swear seeing you before, and I couldn't get your name out of my head. I don't know in whose game history I saw you,
nvm it was bugged
I get into fun position with the Vienna so I'll have to do that
Thank you i take the knight in that move
Id never show my face again ngl
I'm learning it
Very good move, what's ur elo
Midnight, time to watch YouTube for 5 hours
Shi, fine
2106 in rapid and 2008 in blitz and 1748 in bullet haha
Real
Woww that's really good, how long you been playing chess for?
Isn't chess a centre game in general π
Beat it
That e4 e5 and d4 opening*
Since 2022 i just fell in love into the game of chess
Nicee, drop ur username we can maybe play some time
You can look at people's profiles
Baldozaanthony
How will I know their usernames
Ok one sec I'll add u
Because its on their chess profile, that you can look at
Ok bro I will accept it
It says u reached 2k blitz yesterday that's crazy nice
Idk haven't checked
@fallen pelican L
Wei Yi does not look happy π
Bc he's not