💬〡chess-talk

[trail vortex]

QUE SPEAKING ESPANOL

[sudden roost]

it rlly does but i have to keep my streak

[bitter niche]

vete a la mrd pinche culero

[lime gull]

@velvet crescent This is what I mean LOLL I play decent and then somehow find a way to choke 😂

[sudden roost]

ik what u said

[velvet crescent]

I just got checkmated by

[sudden roost]

and i dont u what u said

[dense folio]

hermano cuida lo que dices

[radiant swan]

i quit duo a while ago i just dont see whats so enticing about it

[bitter niche]

q 1 de la mañana xd

[trail vortex]

any 3200 elo wanna 1v1

[lime gull]

im 3300 is that ok

[sudden roost]

pootaaa

[velvet crescent]

@lime gull checkmated me

[lime gull]

What a mate for sure

[bitter niche]

son las 11

[trail vortex]

no

[dense folio]

WELL YOU SURE CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE

[velvet crescent]

No

[lime gull]

fine lemme get my friend magnus rq

[velvet crescent]

You're right

[trail vortex]

yes

[velvet crescent]

Most people can't conceptualize that

They play one game with good accuracy and think it equates to their skill

[dense folio]

which is harder chess or tic tac toe

[radiant swan]

ttt

[trail vortex]

whats the best opening to win every game

[sudden roost]

toes

[bitter niche]

stockfish

[velvet crescent]

Play my Caro kann

[radiant swan]

#freaky

[velvet crescent]

But the advanced variation

[sudden roost]

#freaky

[velvet crescent]

with pushed pawns

[dense folio]

1. Nh45

[velvet crescent]

It creates a lot of pressure on white

Forcing uncomfortable mid game lines

[trail vortex]

I'll analyse it

[radiant swan]

what is bro yammering on about

[lime gull]

He’s here, add him his user is MagenosCarlosen and he will send challenge momentarily

[velvet crescent]

yammering about my favorite opening!

[radiant swan]

you say caro kann advance with pushed pawns without saying any move notations

[velvet crescent]

The Caro Kann!

[dense folio]

if you want to improve your chess performance i recommend 1. f3

[velvet crescent]

tf is a move notation

I don't go by your nerd dialect

Maybe that's why

[dense folio]

Putting yourself at an extreme disadvantage as early as possible is the meta to get better at chess

[radiant swan]

did someone say META

[velvet crescent]

Yes. Pookie.

[trail vortex]

I added, Not_Bobby-Fischer vs MagenosCarlosen

[dense folio]

[radiant swan]

logbait meta 😨

[dense folio]

Every game has a meta

[trail vortex]

[velvet crescent]

Bobby Fischer is someone I look up to

He actually understood what a piece of crap it was

[sudden roost]

THATS MINEEEE

[obtuse matrix]

titIe tuesday streamsniper skin

[trail vortex]

I went back and screenshotted

[velvet crescent]

You play good

[radiant swan]

https://tenor.com/view/easy-steal-gif-6770495535008702461

[sudden roost]

omg the little beabadoobee on his jacket ❤️‍🩹

[velvet crescent]

I was pretty much losing the entire game

[sudden roost]

ermmmm actually u cant star it bc its not a gif

[lime gull]

Sent

[radiant swan]

chinese chess 😨

[dense folio]

Who is your fav

[sudden roost]

wheres yoru

she can translate this

[thorn cliff]

Howdy

[sudden roost]

junior and lily

zari and bea too

[radiant swan]

its just chinese chess pieces

[dense folio]

you can only have one smh

[sudden roost]

ik

[sudden roost]

no

guys join clash royal club

[bitter niche]

voice chat is so dead today

[stark copper]

how to play chess.

[radiant swan]

象 and 相 is supposed to be elephant but theres no elephant but since it moves similar to a bishop it works

[bitter niche]

yall should pu in just chatting and play poker or smth

[dense folio]

there used to be unified discussion channel #generalchessdiscussion

[radiant swan]

erm @severe monsters not chess related

[shadow obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-send-in-diddy-mods-ltg-low-tier-god-meme-gif-228742818489670441

[raw fulcrum]

WHAT IS DIDDY BLUD DOING DOES HE THINK HE IS EINSTEIN

[alpine quest]

i forgot to do my streak today!!!

shit

[shadow obsidian]

Calc is short for calculator btw

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> anna (calculationdevil)

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Name: anna (calculationdevil)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2284 (2292 peak)
Blitz: 2171 (2257 peak)
Bullet: 2401 (peak)

[dense folio]

you best hurry clock ticking

[raw fulcrum]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-meme-trying-not-to-laugh-laugh-homeless-gif-9458928528704746136

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> doryetuosenbcakohn

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2374 (peak)
Blitz: 2533 (peak)
Bullet: 2503 (peak)

[potent flare]

Oh damn

[magic shard]

it's always the 2100s that get the glaze I see

[stark copper]

ts guy thinks he's doryetuosenbcaokhn

[radiant swan]

why is a calculator with an integration symbol not allowed for some exams 😔

[shadow obsidian]

Some exams dont allow calculators

[radiant swan]

ik

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Akshat (aichessgm)

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Name: Akshat (aichessgm)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2011 (peak)
Blitz: 1421 (peak)
Bullet: 1442 (1515 peak)

[mental loom]

Just play

[radiant swan]

theres also exams that only allow some types of calculators

dont know abt uni but we can't use calculators with "CALC" and ∫ and derivative stuff

[shadow obsidian]

The point of calculus is to do the work without the use of calculators by applying known formulas

[magic shard]

they love your bullet rating and hate mine for whatever reason

[radiant swan]

no one glazes tryhards vro

[thorn cliff]

The math classes don’t allow calculators, upper level ones will since the point of the class is to add knowledge with the math only as a tool

[magic shard]

I'm not even tryhard

[mental loom]

Guys, keep this chat only chess related! Use #💬〡general-off-topic

[magic shard]

and also you guys love titled players so "no one glazes tryhards" is a false statement

[radiant swan]

back to checkers talk 😔

[shadow obsidian]

I love chess!!!

[magic shard]

you guys just hate sitters that's probably what it is

[thorn cliff]

Yeah I totally stay here just to be glazed

[potent flare]

Your rating?

[shadow obsidian]

Not good

[thorn cliff]

4000, can you read

[primal narwhal]

💀

[potent flare]

F no

[versed roost]

Holy shi

[timber badge]

Exposing their hypocrisy

[sudden roost]

guess im used to being disappointed falling too fast

[shadow obsidian]

The adoption process has been finalized

[timber badge]

But we must keep our true strength a secret dory

[trail vortex]

Fischer won 🔥

[sudden roost]

ur a little late

[magic shard]

I lost 1.5-6.5 vs siverking in our last match 💀

[trail vortex]

Carlsen cooked

[lime gull]

Dude im on mobile these misclicked pmo so bad

[timber badge]

Highkey sus

[late aspen]

imma do like a 1 min v 3 min challenge

[timber badge]

Imagine

[tawny yew]

are we going to ignore the fact that the king is married to a cannon

[late aspen]

@magic shard why are u always online everywhere bro

[timber badge]

I got a dream yesterday dory

[magic shard]

I'm addicted

[timber badge]

That I became a cm unintentionally

[unique ledge]

#freekij

[late aspen]

pookie get off chess

[timber badge]

💀

[tawny yew]

insert where there is a hole joke

[magic shard]

no bro I'm addicted to discord

[timber badge]

I'm addicted to you 🎵

[unique ledge]

If you're addicted, simply ask MightyMarkus for a self-time out

Quick fix

[lime gull]

RUN IT BACK FISCHER MAGNUS GONNA WIN 👽

[versed roost]

Bro might be magnus himself @kindred crypt

[magic shard]

no I need to prove to myself that I have enough self control

bye guys

[timber badge]

A lion like dory doesn't concern himself with the timeouts

[stark copper]

because i have aura

[sudden roost]

u dont have to ask him he'll even do it when u least expect it

[versed roost]

@stark copper what do you think?

[timber badge]

Aren't u 2k

[unique ledge]

Ayo, Im in the same boat
But shooting yourself is the easy way out

[timber badge]

💀

[unique ledge]

That's cap. Mighty is objective & just

[sudden roost]

does that break any rules tho

[magic shard]

no it's not
you deal with your problems head on

I'm gonna overcome this

[timber badge]

So I can shoot myself in the stomach

[nimble arch]

says the chair

[timber badge]

💀

[magic shard]

elite knowledge btw

[unique ledge]

A wise man once said "uwu"
That man was MightyMarkus

[magic shard]

only for those in pixel chess

[timber badge]

Dory I'm in 2400s shitterland

[sudden roost]

if only he said it one day earlier

67 🤣

[unique ledge]

If only he said it in my DMs 😩

[magic shard]

stop playing troll openings

[timber badge]

Lemme take a shower rq ill farm raring afterwards

[magic shard]

yeah true

[timber badge]

G3 is cool vro

[sudden roost]

if only u got a job 😩

[unique ledge]

4.5k in the bank, Im broke

[magic shard]

I should go now too
no more responding to pings sorry

[timber badge]

Doesn't apply for members of goat council

Privileged

[zenith mantle]

a

[trail vortex]

b

[zenith mantle]

c

[trail vortex]

d

[timber badge]

Who's bro matching with

[zenith mantle]

waht

[normal barn]

Grob opening

[timber badge]

Ur pfp

[zenith mantle]

friend

[timber badge]

Hmmmm

[zenith mantle]

i thought u meant like a chess game i was so confused

[sudden roost]

muh luh muh

[timber badge]

💀

[zenith mantle]

im gonna start rating my own messages as chess moves

[unique ledge]

do you even play chess

I feel like you're just here to chat

[tranquil mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/im-back-from-my-mute-piccolo-piccolo-exiting-time-chamber-time-chamber-piccolo-time-chamber-gif-26620817

[stark copper]

WGERE

[sudden roost]

discord

[zenith mantle]

why did u get muted twin

[unique ledge]

washed up

[sudden roost]

wgere 🤔

no more mlm

[unique ledge]

shout out to MightyMarkus

I broke my no TO streak today

[sudden roost]

https://tenor.com/view/solluminati-jynxzi-jynxzi-w-boy-slow-down-slow-down-gif-100595485106388376

[tranquil mirage]

excessive sexual and racist remarks

[unique ledge]

Mighty made me relapse, I want some more TOs now 😔

[tranquil mirage]

and i plan to do it all again

[sudden roost]

omg its uuuu

[zenith mantle]

please never send ts again

[tranquil mirage]

hi

[sudden roost]

blame batter

[zenith mantle]

???

[sudden roost]

r u a changed person 😱

[uneven turret]

Chat is she adressing her bought title allegations?

[tranquil mirage]

not at all

i'm going to do worse things this time

[sudden roost]

😪

[zenith mantle]

im jst gonna also rate random messages bc im bored now

[sudden roost]

ok

[zenith mantle]

who is cantilope btw

[sudden roost]

we do not speak of her name

[zenith mantle]

i see

[stark copper]

laufey matcha labubu

[sudden roost]

mbat i saw that brilliant

[stark copper]

#freecantaloupe

[trail vortex]

it was at low depth

[uneven turret]

@zealous marsh @harsh kite 1500 my ass

[idle oracle]

anyone want to blitz

[sudden roost]

beabadoobee laufey clairo quarterzip matcha podcast feminist 6'7 reading

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> anna (calculationdevil)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: anna (calculationdevil)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2284 (2292 peak)
Blitz: 2188 (2257 peak)
Bullet: 2401 (peak)

[unreal warren]

hi, how do you get the rainbow tag

[sudden roost]

be rainbow

[stark copper]

baggy jeans converse wired headphones dubai chocolate

[unreal warren]

very helpful thank you

[stark copper]

should i try to get back over 2200 blitz or just relax and play genshin

[raw fulcrum]

https://tenor.com/view/getting-into-bed-daniel-labelle-time-to-sleep-very-sleepy-very-tired-gif-2130898317964293851

[sudden roost]

jorts chess flannel outer shirt

[sudden roost]

relax and play roblox

[uneven turret]

FLAN?

[stark copper]

chess is facinorous

[uneven turret]

DID SOMEONE SAY MY NAME?

[stark copper]

hmm...

[sudden roost]

https://tenor.com/view/flan-dominicano-flan-de-leche-comina-dominicana-gif-15151972547101528893

[sudden roost]

[kindred crypt]

That's the trompowsky, an exciting and aggressive opening, if your opponent is trading everything rushing in this one yk they are doing it wrong

[kindred crypt]

The latter, I have made the former choice far too many times and then raged after 3 hours of blitz for +1 elo

[thorn cliff]

How am I supposed to know if I should take on f3 before Nxe5, the idea is clear but why does the immediate Nxe5 not work

[zenith mantle]

back

i ragebaited my dog rq

[sudden roost]

do u guys like my project, its for chess

[radiant swan]

next level ragebaiting

[sudden roost]

ur chances of heart attack is very high during chess btw

a large surge of adrenaline can cause a heart attack which is common during high level chess games

[kindred crypt]

Hope it happens soon then

[sudden roost]

real

[velvet crescent]

1v1 anyone?

[radiant swan]

fr

[zenith mantle]

same

[trail vortex]

mimimimime

[velvet crescent]

Elo 200 lf a fight*

[stark copper]

true,,,

[velvet crescent]

Dyenda300

[sudden roost]

the clash royal goblin

[velvet crescent]

@zenith mantle Is everything ok?

[trail vortex]

added you, send request

[zenith mantle]

why

[velvet crescent]

You keep reacting with book

[zenith mantle]

oh im rating peoples messages

[velvet crescent]

Bobby Fischer send challenge I added you

I don't like it so stop

[zealous marsh]

lmao

[zenith mantle]

i can avoid your messages if you want

[bitter niche]

Fix that image overlapping the text. Now.

[fluid sage]

I DID IT I BEAT CHATGPT USING ITSELF

[sudden roost]

i didnt notice that but that was a screenshot and i cant edit it and now im pmo

[uneven turret]

My earnings in NZ in a month has been more than my earnings in VN for the last three years

[bitter niche]

You didnt notice that? Its so ugly

[sudden roost]

like u

[uneven turret]

Also next week I’m joining two rapid tournaments and I would be confident winning but the #1 rated NZL player is there to smurf 💀

[sudden roost]

clocked his tea! 🤣

[bitter niche]

Hardly

[radiant swan]

where is ur cr club vro

[velvet crescent]

Gg

[zealous marsh]

💀

[trail vortex]

no match for Fischer

[bitter niche]

Grown ass woman btw

[sudden roost]

im going to join the clash royal club

[zealous marsh]

Bet it's a 2300 asian FM

[sudden roost]

they founded one

[velvet crescent]

Beautiful checkmate by you

I rage quit for sure

[sudden roost]

god forbid a woman has fun

[velvet crescent]

after I saw that hideous position

that filled me with so much rage and spite

[uneven turret]

Confronted him about the smurf btw

All he had to say was I need my money 😭

[velvet crescent]

So what

[bitter niche]

Yes, God forbid

[uneven turret]

worst case scenario I play his ass and get destroyed

[velvet crescent]

Get destroyed

Ur too worried about ur lil ego

That's why you stay stuck

[sudden roost]

go do community service and study for ur aps kid

[bitter niche]

Ew

[velvet crescent]

What's ur secret

[shadow meadow]

has anyone here played chat gpt

[runic temple]

I'm so surprised when I checked my game review the app thinks I played 2x my elo

[sinful surge]

i've played it in tic tac toe

[sudden roost]

i love playing with chatgpt

[velvet crescent]

I want a chatgpt girlfriend

[zealous marsh]

lmao

[velvet crescent]

I want an ai wife

[trail vortex]

my rapid is 1500, peaked at 1598

[sudden roost]

job

[velvet crescent]

Bro you play like 900

[trail vortex]

my blitz is 1100

different time control

[velvet crescent]

Time control time control Steve Jobs. Is dead

Apple is demonic

screw blitz

[trail vortex]

you can play me rapid tmr and Ill show u my 1500

[velvet crescent]

I'm 200 elo tf you gotta show me anything for

[trail vortex]

why are u 200 and playing blitz

[velvet crescent]

Cus I can

Steve Jobs was evil

[trail vortex]

i thought he was alive

[velvet crescent]

I'm glad he's notb

Look at the dystopia we have now

[trail vortex]

steve jobs the owner of apple?

[velvet crescent]

Who caused this Mr.mbat23_?

[trail vortex]

i forgot who jobs is

[velvet crescent]

Everybody dies but not everybody lives

[trail vortex]

Disney is horrible today

[velvet crescent]

Disney is demonic

[trail vortex]

fr

[glass tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/its-a-demon-sam-winchester-jared-padalecki-supernatural-demons-gif-20386094

[velvet crescent]

Chatgpt is a demon

[kindred crypt]

why am i server muted?

[trail vortex]

social media is demonix

[velvet crescent]

Because you are

Social media ruined things

[trail vortex]

u have to be trusted

[kindred crypt]

i just joined

[velvet crescent]

Why did you join a chess server

[kindred crypt]

wth ion Finn do nothing crazye 😭

[velvet crescent]

Out of all places

[kindred crypt]

to find smb to play this guy in chess

[velvet crescent]

You join the most boring place on earth

[trail vortex]

you have to connect ur discord account to chesscom and talk on 5 different days to be trusted

[velvet crescent]

Where people get on their high horse for having a high number on a pixelated screen

[glass tartan]

because the other one banned me on discord

[kindred crypt]

can you unmute just right quick please i needa talk to the guy in vc

[trail vortex]

I'm not a server mod vro ask them

[velvet crescent]

Who cares

[trail vortex]

im just a chill london enjoyer

[kindred crypt]

are u good at chess?

[trail vortex]

idk if 1600 chesscom rapid is good or not

[velvet crescent]

No

[glass tartan]

its ok, the people in lichess are rude anyways to chat with..

[kindred crypt]

shit me either 😭

jf u are bro i needa big favor

[velvet crescent]

Chess players are rude by default

[kindred crypt]

evb seem chill

[velvet crescent]

Did you think they owe you kindness

When they get a kick out of beating you

[glass tartan]

i also think its a cultural thing, lichess doesnt like american chess players

[trail vortex]

what

[velvet crescent]

If they could they would beat you on real life with a stick

[glass tartan]

you can say they are slightly racist

[kindred crypt]

could u log into my account and play my friend boss and win twice in a row

[trail vortex]

sometimes I just get amazed at the fact that I'm concious

[trail vortex]

yes

DM

[kindred crypt]

bet

[trail vortex]

what elo ur friend hope not a 2000

[glass tartan]

nothingnew, i been in other servers where they were full blown racist torward americans before

[kindred crypt]

you definitely better than him

idk any chess terms i just play 😭

[velvet crescent]

Everyone is racist

And judgemental

We force politeness to get others away from us or manipulate them

[trail vortex]

some are just not talkative abt it

[velvet crescent]

For our selfish gain

Did you think this world was full of good people

[trail vortex]

pattern recognition saves lives

chess teaches pattern recognition

[velvet crescent]

If given the chance to humiliate me you would

[kindred crypt]

@trail vortex check dms

[velvet crescent]

Chess teaches nothing but repetitive memory

[calm hull]

Hi

[velvet crescent]

You learn enough positions you will be good

You can't retain it then u are bad

You aren't actually thinking

[calm hull]

Why to learn positiins

[velvet crescent]

You are repeating what someone else did

it's low IQ

Become an engineer

Much more exciting

[zenith mantle]

im back ^^

[proven wave]

Hi

[zenith mantle]

hii

hru

[edgy furnace]

I just did the most beautiful checkmate in my life, and i wanted to share haha

[proven wave]

I am okay. 🙂

[zealous marsh]

@uneven turret Do you believe that my opponent resigned 3 moves later

[final pebble]

guys I just barely passed an exam 30.3/75 (passing marks = 30)

[zenith mantle]

wyd

[final pebble]

wtf how ?

[odd escarp]

@slim dirge u suck

[final pebble]

I thought I was failing

[uneven turret]

Did he blunder his soul away or what

What the hell happened

[zenith mantle]

@zenith mantle u suck

[edgy furnace]

You should skip studies and open a street food stall. 👍👏

[odd escarp]

I agree kirs suck

[proven wave]

I think it's me 😅

[zenith mantle]

anyways im going back to ranking random messages wh=ith chess analyze stuff

[odd escarp]

u also suck

[final pebble]

why do many people say that 🤡

[edgy furnace]

You should listen to them, good for you.

[odd escarp]

@final pebble furys suck

[final pebble]

bark for me , I may plasma blast fy

[odd escarp]

u suck

bark lower

[final pebble]

ig there is a single nightfury only, so no furys

[odd escarp]

hole sheet

🙏

[final pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/jordan-stop-it-gif-15830202965985496707

[odd escarp]

cringe gif pls leave the server

[somber valve]

i remember nakamura getting 1k on verbal memory

1000

[final pebble]

u think u can ragebait me 😭

[odd escarp]

yes

the fact

[somber valve]

stfu you have 102 IQ

[odd escarp]

its still doesnt changes that furys are suck

[final pebble]

furys are suck ?

[odd escarp]

furys ARE suck

[young swan]

hi

[final pebble]

i agree furys are suck lol

[young swan]

oooh who is this Japanese guy

he thinks he's Hikaru

[uneven dust]

Why is this the only channel I can talk in

[odd escarp]

check bio🙏

[young swan]

get trusted role.

[young swan]

that joke flew over your head didn't it

[uneven dust]

How

[versed roost]

@odd escarp magnus better

[odd escarp]

nah he suck

[odd escarp]

tf is there chess analyze in chat🙏

[sinful surge]

my evaluations wholeheartedly disagree

[odd escarp]

STOCKFISH IN THE CHAT

STOCKFISH TYPING

[versed roost]

@zenith mantle .

[sinful surge]

indeed

[odd escarp]

STOCKFISH SENT MESSAGE

[final pebble]

@zenith mantle

[zenith mantle]

hi

[odd escarp]

yall suck me best

[final pebble]

hi lol

[final pebble]

wisdom

[odd escarp]

sorry i dont know this word

[sudden roost]

@slim dirge

[odd escarp]

yall still suck except the stockfishing

@slim dirge suck

[zealous marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-ok400-ok-400-magnus-gif-7368715257931097940

[final pebble]

so u give up

hikaru fan?

[odd escarp]

ok 200

[versed roost]

Guys I am batman

[zealous marsh]

Man thinks he's tuff being 344 rapid

Pipe down gng

[final pebble]

he is just ragebaiting

[zealous marsh]

I know

[odd escarp]

im not playing rapid🙏

[final pebble]

good fy

[zealous marsh]

I'm playing along

[sudden roost]

translation: im a manipulator

[final pebble]

who asked?

[odd escarp]

im blitz guys im not even playing chess com

[versed roost]

https://tenor.com/view/nara-gif-9156835103425285332

[final pebble]

none of the above

[sudden roost]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-gif-15449497793648793961

[odd escarp]

i play lichess tf

[kindred crypt]

Did you enjoy going through millions of messages to reply to that?

[final pebble]

and?

[zealous marsh]

Disclaimer: we all suck

[versed roost]

Another lichess

[odd escarp]

who asked you fury

lichess better than chess com.

[odd escarp]

not funny.

[final pebble]

sure

[odd escarp]

oh sorry. ha ha

@Ngafurry i ask you for roast battle(accept pls im bored pls)

[zealous marsh]

This mf the definition of "0 mistakes I'm too good"

[sudden roost]

actually it would mostly undergo radioactive decay, a process where their nucleus releases energy in the form of radiation to become more stable

[patent patrol]

Hi

[sudden roost]

hi

[patent patrol]

I agree

[zealous marsh]

Well actually radioactive decay is for physics

[sudden roost]

radiochemistry

[final pebble]

if something is not stable , the last electrons go in most excited state but not necessarily nuclear decay ig but still I don't have more knowledge

[zealous marsh]

I'd beg to differ at a non-college level tbh

it'd be in HS physics, half-life and shit

[sudden roost]

HS chem also talks abt half life

[final pebble]

we all want equilibrium both in chem and in life

[smoky sinew]

Half life mentioned 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[zealous marsh]

true but my HS senior year Physics second semester was about radiology as a whole lol

[versed roost]

Lichess is only better if ur broke

[smoky sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-crossfire-gif-21864755

[final pebble]

@zenith mantle bro is playing chess in chat

[zealous marsh]

Bro also couldn't handle knowledge 😭

[sudden roost]

well actually unstable atoms that undergo radioactive decay are unstable because of the nucleus, not bc their outer elecctrons are in excited states, since excited electrons only cause light emission while radioactive decay is a much higher energy nuclear process.

[sudden roost]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-true-morgan-freeman-true-nodding-gif-13973817878387504960

[zenith mantle]

-# (im only ranking this based off if everyone was trying to be rude to eachother since chess is a competition game and sending the nerd emoji was an automatic checkmate b4)

[final pebble]

OK u r most prob right , idk that much but do u mean that everything which is unstable goes radioactive decay, I m dumb bc i am thinking only radioactive elements has radioactive decay

[zenith mantle]

-# (so a lot of moves bludered checkmate and a lot of moves missed checkmate)

[slow folio]

why are we judging chat by giving the grade here 💀

[sudden roost]

no ur good

[zenith mantle]

-# (but now that you know that it isnt checkmate)

[spring lion]

@zenith mantle bro u joined for one day and already being irritating?

[zenith mantle]

wha?

[final pebble]

🤡

[zenith mantle]

no one is getting mad but you vro

[gilded blade]

How do you get to the thing that allows you to see whqtwhat % of ppl play a certain move in a certain position

[sudden roost]

potato keep bowing down to the ims

[spring lion]

What's with all the reacts.

[spring lion]

International masters?

[zenith mantle]

im ranking messages as chess analysis, and your the ONLY one getting irratated

[spring lion]

I think i have a positive record against IMs@sudden roost

[zenith mantle]

anyways back to ranking.

[spring lion]

Spamming reactions? Bro get a life.

[sudden roost]

positive record

[zenith mantle]

im babysitting and the kid is sleeping what do you want me to do

[final pebble]

damn , dammmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[zenith mantle]

also sorry if that came off as rude.

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> anna (calculationdevil)

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Premium Member: False
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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2284 (2292 peak)
Blitz: 2124 (2257 peak)
Bullet: 2401 (peak)

[stark copper]

im tilting in blitz bro holy washed

[sudden roost]

yo ru

[stark copper]

lost 9 of the past 10 games 🤣

[stark copper]

ru: yo

[spring lion]

OH HAHAHA I thought u mean in chess matches...

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> doryetuosenbcakohn

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2374 (peak)
Blitz: 2533 (peak)
Bullet: 2503 (peak)

[harsh kite]

this does not yo the gurt 😡

[stark copper]

mai im losing in blitz help

[harsh kite]

good ugh morning guys

[sudden roost]

gurt: sybau

[stark copper]

also im about to reset my sleep schedule and go to bed at a normal time

[harsh kite]

wait lemme check where you at rn

[stark copper]

its 1am and im too exhausted to not sleep rn

[spring lion]

OKAY (I get what u mean now)

[slow folio]

Yoru’s flexing her profile as usual ahh

[zenith mantle]

goodmorning ^^

[stark copper]

2124

[kindred crypt]

@stark copper bro imma need you for a huge favor

[sudden roost]

https://tenor.com/view/snoopy-peanuts-snoopy-and-woodstock-woodstock-sleeping-gif-18030418064086090789

[final pebble]

u realise most people here are below ur rating range

[harsh kite]

you actually dropped 100?

[stark copper]

i disagree

[slow folio]

good super late evening there Mai

[harsh kite]

🙏 💔 😭

[zenith mantle]

i havent slept in like 5 days 💔

[stark copper]

i lost 9 of the past 10 games bnro im tiled

[spring lion]

Omg huge tilt stawp

[sudden roost]

maybe its bc of the lack of sleep

[harsh kite]

its just midnight all good

[harsh kite]

get some sleep lwk

[stark copper]

wait u lowkey might be right for once

[slow folio]

I disagree with your disagreement

[final pebble]

someone's dream is someone's tilt- markus

[odd parrot]

Anyone 1v1?

[slow folio]

she has been staying up for almost 2 days if I’m not wrong 💀

[stark copper]

i can't stop yawning bro im so bad at chess

[kindred crypt]

bro i need smb to play for me a 25k ap is on the lines bro im not a bot

[harsh kite]

smh

[sudden roost]

severe cognitive impairment and a risk of organ damage

[stark copper]

i agree

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> anna (calculationdevil)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: anna (calculationdevil)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2284 (2292 peak)
Blitz: 2124 (2257 peak)
Bullet: 2401 (peak)

[final pebble]

I agree w ur disagreement for her disagree

[sudden roost]

for once?

[stark copper]

okay everyone start glazing me

[kindred crypt]

omg im finna loose 25k

[stark copper]

for once

[slow folio]

GO SLEEP AHH

[slim gulch]

[sudden roost]

ughhh yoru ur so good at chess, so big, strong, and nerdy i inspire to be like u

[final pebble]

@vale vortex here u go

[stark copper]

did u just call me big

[zenith mantle]

well too bad i have rent, also im used to it and that doesnt rlly happen

[sudden roost]

[spring lion]

SPARE ME HAHAHA

[final pebble]

[spring lion]

[sudden roost]

not in a fat way ofc

[stark copper]

haha thanksssssss twirls hair

[sudden roost]

actually maybe in a fat way

[slow folio]

💀

[slim gulch]

<@&745328830649991179>

[sudden roost]

i dont press charges

i love yoru!!

[stark copper]

i love aleen

let's skip through a field of daisies together

[sudden roost]

ts crazy

[kindred crypt]

💀

[slow folio]

@vale vortex 💀

[final pebble]

how 2 get ban - speedrun

[sudden roost]

<@&745328830649991179> markus dont let ts slide

[spring lion]

Insane ping

[stark copper]

bro this guy has not talked about chess once

[stark copper]

crazy snitching

[spring lion]

NAUR BRO

[nimble arch]

you rarely as well

[slow folio]

yk mods can see deleted messages 😭

[stark copper]

i unironically talk about chess bro

[sudden roost]

get potato out!!

[spring lion]

Ik lol

[stark copper]

this guy just pings mods and goonflowers

[nimble arch]

not nearly as rare

[slow folio]

brilliant move

[spring lion]

WHY IS IT RED

[nimble arch]

yeah the problem is usually when you dont

[sudden roost]

ur evil

[slow folio]

@torn sparrow mentioned ahhh

[sudden roost]

@tall cradle

[spring lion]

Omg

[final pebble]

I am hungry now

[sudden roost]

hi hungry now im aleen

[rugged stratus]

Hi

[final pebble]

wtf

[sudden roost]

EWWWWW HARVARDDDD

[stark copper]

EWWWW HARVARD

[rugged stratus]

Rejection letter sended

[nimble arch]

I seen it already

[sudden roost]

harvard pls become stanford

reject harvard embrance stanford

[rugged stratus]

How is that a brilliant

[stark copper]

harvard please give your entire endowment to northwestern

[final pebble]

*sent

[sudden roost]

southwestern

[nimble arch]

what the hell is Harvard University and why is it hated

[stark copper]

i disagree

[rugged stratus]

My bad for writing my English wrong

[spring lion]

Harvard has grammatical errors?

[nimble arch]

bad school?

[rugged stratus]

Yeah mb

[sudden roost]

very bad school

[stark copper]

bad school

[spring lion]

Its one of the best isn't it

[stark copper]

bottom tier school

[slim gulch]

its not chess related

[thorn cliff]

Get out

[stark copper]

i agree

[final pebble]

hogwart university>>>>>>..

[sudden roost]

i agree

[serene pewter]

.

[magic shard]

mightymarkus is listening

[thorn cliff]

Where is Harvard in the AP top 25 poll huh?

[rugged stratus]

You can’t rage bait me can you

[magic shard]

I am listening

[thorn cliff]

[magic shard]

you better talk chess because I am listening

[stark copper]

let's talk about clash royale

[spring lion]

Listening --> fat

[final pebble]

coc>

[magic shard]

1cbbc got locked out for that

[stark copper]

she = ate onika = burgers

[spring lion]

LEGIT

[rugged stratus]

Anyone got a castle mate

[final pebble]

I am th 18 lol

[sudden roost]

@rugged stratus son

[magic shard]

not even lying 1cbbc got locked out by posting an image of his clash royale deck

[twin patio]

wait fr?

[final pebble]

rookies

[potent flare]

I got once

[magic shard]

yes

[rugged stratus]

Yes father

[stark copper]

this is so tuff

[twin patio]

bruh literally hurts nobody and gets locked out gr8 job mods

[rugged stratus]

FATHER IM SORRY

[spring lion]

Well I saw some clash stuff multiple times

[thorn cliff]

Shall we transform into our universities?

[stark copper]

yes

[magic shard]

mods are inconsistent that's what's going on

[final pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-collision-boom-national-space-day-nat-geo-gif-22058649

[sudden roost]

we dont accept you son

[spring lion]

Is there a set of rules?

[sudden roost]

we love yale more

[rugged stratus]

Mb Father I shall leave this group😔

[spring lion]

If off topic convo is in the rules then yeah they can ban

[sudden roost]

yale is the favorite

[sudden roost]

go to your dorm now son

[stark copper]

go work on your pset son

[magic shard]

it says in the channel description to keep it chess related

[sudden roost]

HEY 😍

[final pebble]

go get some milk for ur son harvard

[stark copper]

HAYYYYY

[spring lion]

This is warranted (rule 6)

[magic shard]

it used to be enforced strictly but they kind of don't do that as much

[spring lion]

I feel like ki shouldn't have been banned

[stark copper]

#freaky

[spring lion]

Baljeet story was kinda ridiculous

[sudden roost]

our son harvard needs punishment

[magic shard]

this channel contains multiple instances of people going off topic and nothing happening, but then at random times someone gets punished for being off topic

[stark copper]

i agree let's beat him up

[spring lion]

Obvious misspelling offended some Indians here

[final pebble]

hmm

[spring lion]

Clearly preferential treatment lol

[nimble arch]

YO YOU ARE THE DEAD PERSON ONE

[zenith mantle]

back.

[magic shard]

the easy solution is to go back to how it used to be

[rugged stratus]

IM BACK BABY

[magic shard]

with general channel on top of chess talk

I'm not sure why they ever changed it

[nimble arch]

fr

[sudden roost]

son

[kindred crypt]

k

[thorn cliff]

Where are yall in the top 25 AP poll

[spring lion]

Either everyone gets punished or no one gets punished

[bitter grotto]

YOOOOOOO

[bitter grotto]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU HERE

[zenith mantle]

im beingstupid sorryi dont wanna do the ranking thing anymore sorry

[spring lion]

Will this change anything tho

[stark copper]

bro had a change of heart

[magic shard]

it clearly hasn't worked out for this server I wonder why they don't just change it back

[zenith mantle]

im jst gonna talk normally

[kindred crypt]

I m always here bro

[bitter grotto]

what bro even k to

[rugged stratus]

What is it father

[sudden roost]

is that my toxic ex

[magic shard]

yes because the first channel people go to is the one at the top

[thorn cliff]

You are 4-7 in football child

[kindred crypt]

idk lol

[radiant swan]

2 universities in chat 😨

[stark copper]

no way it's my brother

[sudden roost]

mother wants to speak to u

[magic shard]

back then when chess talk was below general, chess talk was basically all chess

[sudden roost]

wheres your medical program??

[radiant swan]

3 unis in chat 😨😨😨

[rugged stratus]

Where is she

[final pebble]

now who's the mother uni?

[zenith mantle]

why is everyone named schools now????

[spring lion]

A

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> anna (calculationdevil)

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Name: anna (calculationdevil)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2284 (2292 peak)
Blitz: 2124 (2257 peak)
Bullet: 2401 (peak)

[magic shard]

and general has chess talk too like basically general was a channel where you could talk about anything

[sudden roost]

@stark copper

[spring lion]

HOW LONG DID U GET TIMEOUT FOR

[magic shard]

also @spring lion ki's 2nd lockout was for toxicity not racism

[radiant swan]

i didn't get any?

[thorn cliff]

Takes sacrifices to be both a football and a basketball school.

[spring lion]

Wait what someone said u got a ban posting clash stuff

[magic shard]

and yes I agree ki shouldn't be locked out

[sudden roost]

last time i checked your not even a t10!

[kindred crypt]

stop spamming your profile bro

[radiant swan]

nah i didnt get any lol its 1cbbc

[spring lion]

Wasn't it a gordan ramsey quote 😭😭😭

[rugged stratus]

@stark copper What did I do wrong

[spring lion]

OH MB

[magic shard]

1cbbc is not cb (the low rated one) or cb (the high rated one)

[stark copper]

you are stinky and you need to shower more

[final pebble]

sons, I am so happy to see u all grow so much

[zenith mantle]

what

[thorn cliff]

We are #8 get ur facts straight

[nimble arch]

let calliope stay gone

[magic shard]

yes
I don't think he should have gotten locked out for that

[rugged stratus]

In that case I’m not showering cus I’m a pro Chess player

[spring lion]

OMG RATING DISCRIMINATION LOL

[radiant swan]

the 2500 humbling 🥶

[spring lion]

To a friend too 😭😭

[stark copper]

mods pound this guy

[sudden roost]

my son yale would cook u

[magic shard]

she said a lot of stuff that shouldn't be said yeah

[final pebble]

my last wish is for u all to make a chess university inviting top players

[spring lion]

Chat who is calliope

[zenith mantle]

uh

[nimble arch]

annoying person

[stark copper]

zero ball knowledge

[radiant swan]

locked out for questionable messages

[final pebble]

lock them in and destroy the building then

[coral lodge]

yo

[rugged stratus]

Hi

[stark copper]

hi

[thorn cliff]

Who needs showers with ECE majors?

[kindred crypt]

I don't think she was annoying but the locked out was pretty deserved for what she said yes

[lone totem]

Is this a johan liebert reference

[thorn cliff]

Showers are for noobs

[sudden roost]

ugh

[nimble arch]

have you beat silksong I forgot

[formal relic]

What's up with all these universities lol, are they here for chess recruiting?

[nimble arch]

no momentoes??

[lone totem]

Yesh

[final pebble]

maybe (I have no idea what that is)

[formal relic]

☠️

[sudden roost]

join team trees

[formal relic]

❌

[stark copper]

join nu we have a FM

[lone totem]

Nah just like 4 of em

[rugged stratus]

Im into Engineering

[kindred crypt]

When did he say that

[thorn cliff]

I have been recruiting… some people.

[nimble arch]

how abt speedrun

[stark copper]

harvard and engineering in the same sentence 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[zenith mantle]

no im joining team shrubs.

[nimble arch]

it fast

[lone totem]

He locked people in and burned a building

[thorn cliff]

Harvard “engineering”

[obtuse basin]

i need

[sudden roost]

more like business

[obtuse basin]

12 elo

[kindred crypt]

I don't remember when was this, been a year I finished it I forgor

[rugged stratus]

No Engineering or maybe mathematics

[stark copper]

hardturd university

[final pebble]

everyone , we are enrolling new students starting today , feel free to enroll in our various programs

[sudden roost]

@cosmic wyvern pls be another uni

[kindred crypt]

Where Oxford

[lone totem]

Yoru what sidequest are you guys doing 🥀

[stark copper]

ru: yo ❤️‍🩹

[sudden roost]

u got ur math genes from me

[obtuse basin]

the guh we learning? How to edate in the love university?

[zenith mantle]

same twin im only 1 elo 😞

/j

[lone totem]

Guys join us

[obtuse basin]

YOURE IN THE POSITIVES?!

[kindred crypt]

The universities should touch grass I think

[sudden roost]

join stan we got gms

[rugged stratus]

I’m all by my own brother, ME brother

[stark copper]

join nu we have good acai smoothies

[sudden roost]

only harvard

[obtuse basin]

ykw, join the no university

[thorn cliff]

Join us, we have Amari Cooper’s coach

[kindred crypt]

Gonna become aye aye tea aluminum university frfr

[sudden roost]

join stan we have a flower garden

[spring sand]

Why are there universities in the chat

[final pebble]

u'll be learning the concept of love wrt time dyanamics, love equilibrium , love and computers, love structure and algorithm, and finally love and AI

[lone totem]

idk

[rugged stratus]

Are Yall beefing with @rugged stratus

[sudden roost]

shut up son

[stark copper]

love structure and algorithm is crazy

[obtuse basin]

basically how to do everything with love

[nimble arch]

I dont even know who yall are

[rugged stratus]

No father

[small jungle]

Ok haman cakma

[sudden roost]

im going to reduce ur funding

[thorn cliff]

New major idea to be exploited

[stark copper]

dad and i are going to beat the shit out of you

[stark copper]

i think we just call that one cogsci + cs

[radiant swan]

haman cakma trying to get hoes by fitting in vro

[kindred crypt]

Same, took me a while to realize it was yoru as northwestern

[rugged stratus]

Come on tuff guy

[thorn cliff]

Shhhh, don’t let them get better job prospects

[lone totem]

ok countingillinois

[radiant swan]

lalion wasnt enough for him 🙏

[small jungle]

He might get them by singing vro

[magic shard]

lets be the only sane people here

[sudden roost]

is this how u talk to ur parents

[small jungle]

Harem is harem 💔

[kindred crypt]

I am not sane but I have limits

[stark copper]

don't make do it... don't make me cut your research grants...

[cosmic wyvern]

why are you pinging me at 12 am

[lone totem]

'ha'rem 🤯

[magic shard]

yeah you can't be sane with that pfp

[final pebble]

also more so -love stack, love queue, loved list , love tree, love graph ,lecursion, linked lovist etc

[sudden roost]

its 10

[obtuse basin]

with this sacred treasure i summon

[magic shard]

💀

[thorn cliff]

Who needs grants when the alumni are making a killing right after graduation?

[sudden roost]

harvard pmo

[obtuse basin]

MAHORAGA

[stark copper]

don't make me kill your alumni

[cosmic wyvern]

grow up

[gray sparrow]

helo

[proud star]

ur welcome for free checkmate🫂🤗

[rugged stratus]

Yes

[obtuse basin]

@green flower can you wake up now and stop sleeping its been 118 years bro

[lone totem]

💔

[obtuse basin]

And idk nuke these universities?

[thorn cliff]

We have no engineering ethics class, so you better watch out. Lockheed Martin is on notice.

[stark copper]

we're going to cut your funding

[green flower]

???

[sudden roost]

no more funding for you!

[obtuse basin]

oh my god bro is awake

[stark copper]

oh fck me i shouldve went to uiuc

[obtuse basin]

Can you flip these universities off rq

[final pebble]

let my bro sleep

[rugged stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/winning-mannrobics-scout-tf2-joemo-gif-18467654

[obtuse basin]

and you can sleep again

[rugged stratus]

Sure

[gray sparrow]

im still not in azarbaijan

[final pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-viralhog-pet-wink-warm-gif-20164050

[green flower]

fr

[gray sparrow]

it has been 7 hours and im still in the bus

[obtuse basin]

im starting to think raiding aint all that bad no more

[stark copper]

yo what bro

[final pebble]

this is our 1st alumini (graduated in 1969)

[thorn cliff]

Didn’t Yale have a building so ugly that the students repeatedly burned it down

[gray sparrow]

why we got universities here tf

[uneven turret]

YEAH NO SHIT IT IS

[final pebble]

tf

[lone totem]

Yo Might need to check that out

[stark copper]

okay aman chakma

[gray sparrow]

wheres yale

[zealous marsh]

Felix Xie 💀

[stark copper]

be the change you want to see in the world

[uneven turret]

probably one of the most nonchalant dudes I’ve seen IRL

[thorn cliff]

This is truly an Avengers-level threat.

[rugged stratus]

Studying Quantum Physic

[stark copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/930311265958658079/1288507378903547915/attachment.gif

[zealous marsh]

Also why are y'all universities

[sudden roost]

yo gotta dm them rn

[zealous marsh]

I'm outta here

[final pebble]

btw one more benefit of our uni is that u'll get mighty markus as a professor

[gray sparrow]

@radiant swan is ts you js making sure

[lone totem]

Im a college, so unique

[uneven turret]

also like the number one lovechild of all the fcking arbiters here

[zealous marsh]

Why is that 💀

[stark copper]

i could never live up to my goat furina shes so funny and amazing and good at chess and awesome and funny and

[final pebble]

ok food is ready yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bye!

[rugged stratus]

See ya

[thorn cliff]

Gone too soon. RIP Furina

[radiant swan]

that is NOT me 😭

[rugged stratus]

Ok guys can we stop hating @rugged stratus

[pine kernel]

@sudden roost hey bby

[sudden roost]

NOT HERE

[lone totem]

ah hell no

[uneven turret]

I mean you’re the #1 rising talent of the country

[stark copper]

are you cheating on me.

[uneven turret]

Ofc you’re gonna get some love

[small jungle]

💀

[zealous marsh]

ok fair enough

[sudden roost]

IM NOT.

[formal relic]

Group of trolls being weird

[uneven turret]

Also recently took no.1 spot of another FM too

[stark copper]

what is this,..

[rugged stratus]

Father what are you doing exactly

[sudden roost]

who even is princeton..

[zealous marsh]

Anyways the Asian Junior Champs are happening in Bangkok

[thorn cliff]

At this rate, we’re gonna look like A2C

[sudden roost]

GO TO YOUR DORM

[uneven turret]

Yeah I saw

[pine kernel]

stanny?

[lone totem]

There are layers to this bit

[zealous marsh]

Vietnam sent the most ppl over

[uneven turret]

Half the participants are Vietnamese 💀

[stark copper]

how do you know him

we've been married for decades

[zealous marsh]

1/10th

[rugged stratus]

@stark copper and I are NOT going anywhere

[zealous marsh]

Vietnam sent 71 out of 700

[stark copper]

do NOT drag me into this brotosaurus

[pine kernel]

thats my wife! we have been married for 5 years!

[thorn cliff]

Not until Northeastern returns, that is

[uneven turret]

Holy shit

I wish I could sign up

[sudden roost]

i can explain 😓

[sick sable]

hello

[stark copper]

@sudden roost you're cheating on me...

[radiant swan]

hello

[sudden roost]

NO IM NOT

[thorn cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-screaming-cheater-cheating-hes-cheating-gif-21590590

[lone totem]

ok bro 💀

[rugged stratus]

Hi

[sick sable]

yes hes mine

[pine kernel]

WHO IS THIS GIRL STANNY

[gentle gorge]

Hai Aman :3

[sudden roost]

STOP CALLING ME STANNY

[zealous marsh]

Khuong Duy, Gia Huy, Nho Kiet, Minh Duy, L.P. Hoang Quan and our best prodigies are going

[stark copper]

YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME WITH TWO OTHER PEOPLE??

[obtuse basin]

what the hell are the universities e dating now

[radiant swan]

if you cant beat them join em

[obtuse basin]

I left for 5 minutes bro

[lone totem]

ello etalka :>

[small jungle]

Based uni vro

[sudden roost]

WHAT NO