#💬〡chess-talk
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true
"somehow" 💔
What would yall do if there was no mod
i didn't wanna think further than that 😭
try not to allow d5
you got lucky because they didn't play it the best way but if they went Ba4 b5 Nxb5 you would have lost a lot of material
i cracked the code!
easiest way to reach 2000 rating is to bully 1500-1600 players
work smarter, not harder
very big boleslavsky hole bro
Easiest way to reach 2000 is getting better
Omg snow
Boleslavsky my ahh sounds like some mid ahh guy
a holeslavsky
Keep pushing the pawns
Meow
The rumbling must never finish
hei dengy
"boleslavsky theorem" hmmm what must this be
Also wtf is g6
Hai cutie
Fianchetto the bishop except you will never play d5
Bg7 for good bishop
best move
I would just farm my alt and win every match
h5 more fun vro
looks like kalashnikov four tempos up for white
interesting
Bg5 and black is cooked vro
i lost my lines but in this thing there was this weird thingy where it like went to a thingy position where it was like 0-0-0 and like a pawn aon d4 and stuffs
@lone totem
No way this has been played before
More than g6
It looks bad after bg5
i will add this to my theory vro
💀 sicilian theory is smth else
Hi sir
It is quite bad after that ye
what's your rating
Missed opportunity to call it the rumbling
270
your real rating
Most play g5💔
Here
Bruh
I said your real rating
If you don't want to tell me just say it instead of lying
Hes rly 270 btw
Actually it might be better idk
@magic shard
I saw that
Look at my games look how easily i lose
I know that's not your real rating
find best move for black fr
Ke8
Rh7
Nd4
lmao
nope none of those
Yeah rh7
would be beautiful if the knight couldn't go back to c3
Hows it now rh7
Bf4
Ne7 Nxf6 Ng8 
but then exd4 Qxd4 Re8+ what next
king moves and white survives somehow i guess
Bye
Bye
I didn't calculate it fully but it either wins or the king gets away
what a way to bring a piece to the defense
Anyone looking for online chess classes?
it makes sense
this is why we have a 400 elo difference 😔
what do you mean you don't understand it
hello
only to play for a draw tho
i would only do that otb and after at least 10 minutes
I don't think I'd find it either
but if you know the move then you can understand it easily
hm
oh wait
this is in a6 Be3 e6 g4
?
e5 Nf5 g6 g5 gxf6 exf5 d5 Qf3 d4 0-0-0 Nbd7 Bc4 Qc7 Bd4
anyone wanna chess?
SON GOK
Why do I get 90+ accuracy in my friend account she is 400 elo but I get 70 accuracy in my main
anyone 30secs or bullet
😭
anyone wanna chessy chess with me in the game of chess?
send link
@small jungle
i am bullet degen who needs to burn time since i decided to do my bedding laundry late
The dirty balj*ets keep spreading
i would be a bullet degen too if i was good at it

i am not dirty
guess not 😞
Hello Beans
Explain @willow owl
Hi doby Patel chan
Nahh ik that's not what u meant
Yet bro doesn't question @reef canyon for talking about cockfighting
You're also a balj*et
????
Wdym by cockfighting @reef canyon
I just got backk from being muted don't do this to me 
No get muted again muahahahahhahaha
Wasn't it just 2 hours vro
It felt like an eternity
Why does everybody get muted in this server vro
I got a warning for sending bobritto bandito gif😔
Nerds
I talk abt chess all the time bruh
Hi Mr 300$ per hour coaching
it's not my fault markus decided to show up at the fewest moments I don't
I have retired, i got rich from 3 clients
Hyd chef
When I know alte is a scammer but i just cant prove it
joined
Eat a banana or sum
im deadass banning myself from bullet i just played rated bullet for four hours straight
alr
Play for 8 vro
Bananas gross me out 😖
and i did allat for an elo change of like +11
I HATE THE KNIGHT PIECEEEEEEE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Another balj*et has been saved
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Rapid: 2284 (peak)
Blitz: 2152 (2257 peak)
Bullet: 2307 (2388 peak)
Bananas lowkey an F tier fruit
That's awesome I suck at bullet
My favorite peice
Useless piece
Trash piece
DIE
im deadass quitting bullet bro this is so bad for my health and being 2300 is fine
Least cringe unconnected account opinion
Ngl maybe I should ping Markus to get you muted for this horrendous take🙏
Ngl real
That piece should be called the ragebait piece
Cause WHAT THE HELLL
I love forking pieces
this is a hill i am willing to die on
@markuschan
no it’s not enough
😭😭
keep grinding till 2400 g
Guys what if the queen and the knight had a child
then 2500
@owomarkussama
then 2600
imagine being lower than @azure pivot
Sir this is a chess server
Kij is probably not that tall irl
I'd kill it
#freebalj*et
150cm fr
skull
That's why I said queen and knight
wouldn't you know mr durban
Kij plays basketball
Best piece
The queen is chill but that useless knight nah
It gotta GO
The person who gave the knight those moves I hope they are suffering where ever they are
You get a tikbalang
yea ur right i need to grind until i die or get 2400
like joking aside though i really need to figure out why bullet is so addictive and why its ruining my sleep and i want to just put it downf or now
Drink a red bull and LOCK in
The queen is not chill🙏
Just play against cheaters and report them chess.com gives free elo like that
Be like me never start it in the first place. Or get your boyfriend to stop you
Just sleep ok it and play the next day there’s always tomorrow
( In the cage)
I like the queen to an extent
But I will never have any form of love for the useless knight
across nearly 1400 bullet games ive encountered a total of 2 cheaters
you guys grow attached to inanimate pieces?
500 Elo level take
#weakshit
lmao another perk of the best tc
How do you know they are cheaters?
mb i lagged out
Ofc. Rook> all other pieces
yea me and my boyfriend are gonna watch a movie tmr or play a game hes beenw anting to play to get my mind off it
why are genius chess players in various fictional chess media such idiots
Yes rook is the best
ggs
Knight is close second tho
arguably bad though because now i dont get free elo
HELL NO
chess.com banned them and refunded my elo
ggs
What is this balj*et propaganda
good morning
keep my name out of your mouth
Oh
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i hate chess bro this grind is actually mind numbing
Nothing is good about the morning man 😭😭
Its a slur for bullet players vro🙏
Typa cheaters I encountered w
why is my name a slur?
I SWEAR I just woke up and I played and GOSH I AM PISSEDDDDD
Have you not been getting the context all this time😭
not really but the closest thing to that for me are bishops because a few months after I started playing chess I played against a friend that used to be better than me and I beat him so hard that he called them "deadly bishops" I won't ever forget that moment
Never play chess in the morning
i think tact1c was right though like theres no need to push for 2400 endlessly at some point no number will be enough
I agree
i agree
don't grind to 2400 I need all of you to stay lower than me
Remove the last three words and it becomes solid life advice
i don't allow my name to be used in such manner
😭
I’m not a baljeet
ok buddy
With a winning record😝
It's ok it's fun being a pisslow 800
Its because ki got locked out saying it and we decided from then on to use it to refer to bullet players vro
you dodged my challenged last time
@magic shard how you got that weekly arena role
we can play rated anytime you please
I don't think it's obtainable anymore
Thats what a balj*et would say
🤣🤣real I should have just never played
Imagine me having my bath and think of how I'll move the pieces and make new moves 😭😭
Its invading my mind
whts your ratiing
but it's my name
..
why did this guy get SO mad bro 😭😭😭😭
unrated (for your sake)
2500 bullet
Yeah its wierd how ki got locked out for that
in rapid
I’ll take my chances with 7/9 odds😉
probably because he lost to a chainsaw man fan
true
Why u bullying ppl😭
No matter how calm you are
CHESS WILL MAKE YOU CRASH OUT
high 2300
racist
what's with the weird as hell emojis
ic
lowkey average American they always be pissed😭
bro HE got mad at me i just played chess with him 😭
Can I see the game u played w him
Hold on lemme review
Chess is cracked up
respect him for not forcing the draw tho
Chess is buttcheeks man
I lost a game one time I had to go walk my dog so I can regain my sanity
no i had an advantage and was checking him w a knight he just tried to avoid perpetual
too fast for blitz but too slow for bullet... sigh...
Sent you a friend req accept so I can watch you tilt at times 
bro needs sleep
2100 again vro
play 1+1
i dont even know what that shit means bro 😭😭
tough nice work
2500 when
I played a guy once who tried to flex on me when I lost by saying hes Donalds Trumps relative and that he doesn't like my country because Trump doesn't 🙏
Like what
It was adult dudes who watched my little pony and would associate themselves proudly with it
This guy cannot be real
😭😭
💔
I beat Donald's Trump's stinker vro
how did you lose vro
Dude got flexed on by baron trump
are you by any chance from chiinaa
Nah sweden
Have no idea what these chess terminologies are 😑
The the accent of china
He's from Mexico actually
Which i didnt know trump had beef with us
Same tbh
the the🗣️
Wtf problem Trump got with Sweden
what did sweden do to trump vro
Idk bro
I thought Sweden was like notoriously kind to everyone
coughs in Quran burnings
Sweden blew trump😭😭
Maybe vro mistook sweden for Denmark
other way around maybe vro
Vro let me farm you
Honestly if that’s the worst u got to show in ur entire history good job
I will accept a rated rapid challenge.
We did not reject the Greenland deal🙏
Syvau b6 main
Low-key you are farmable in equal ratings
Nah sweden isn't exactly clean really
Tbh we aren't as nice as people think
Do they like foreigners
You could farm me rn in rapid bro im terrible
Kibait
Denmark would agree probably
Syvau random ahh 500 elo
Y'all are beefing for centuries
can confirm
I hear places like that are neutral but have some hate other foreign ppl and prefer to keep to their own
doesn't sweden have beef with norway
I have 200 elo 
But i joined yesterday
With denmark
why
why do i keep seeing this guy
Can someone tell me what brilliant move I did in this game
Their history vro
is that the guy from rush hour
because we are in kis server
European countries try not to beef with their neighbours challenge (impossible)
The first one is me and second one is ki
Denmark controlled sweden for some time
Check out this #chess game: s1mpledek0 vs Predictor6969 - https://www.chess.com/live/game/145771008450
I don't have premium please
































































1. c4 e5 2. g3 Bc5 3. Bg2 d6 4. Nc3 Be6 5. Bd5 Nc6 6. e3 f6 7. Nge2 Bxd5 8. cxd5 Nb4 9. O-O c6 10. dxc6 Nxc6 11. Nd5 Nge7 12. Nxe7 Qxe7 13. d4 exd4 14. exd4 Bb6 15. Nf4 Nxd4 16. Re1 Nf3+ 17. Kf1 Nxe1 18. Qxe1 Qxe1+ 19. Kxe1 Ba5+ 20. Bd2 Bxd2+ 21. Kxd2 O-O-O 22. Rc1+ Kb8 23. Ne6 Rde8 24. Nc7 Rc8 25. Na6+ Ka8 26. Rxc8+ Rxc8 27. Kd3 bxa6 28. b4 g5 29. h4 gxh4 30. gxh4 Kb7 31. a4 Kb6 32. a5+ Kb5 33. Kd4 Kxb4 34. Kd5 Rd8 35. Ke6 d5
what happened
oh
2300 vro
Multiple wars as well
interesting
Oh boy, depends on who you ask. Because of our high rated of immigration a normal person and most will be completely fine with them while there are a lot of people who think they are all a bunch of Muslim terrorists who should get deported
Keep pushing blitz minimum 2200 today
Get out of your alt vro
Bro knows
did i get called a brony for being a 19 year old girl that likes chainsaw man bro thats crazy
I do vro
Brony is like an age old insult from early 2010 memes
We've had been for like 800 years
Idk why he would call u that
Can anyone review a game for me I don't have premium tell me my brilliant move
bro said it like its any better
I could try but I will probably tilt again to 2050 to get 2200
I know sweden was under danish rule for some time
i think the other word they used is the bigger problem icl
chainsaw man is actual literature bro
yay new rapid peak again
Very bad anime
congrats flan!
Brony is just a bit worse than that other one
There was the swedish empire for some time as well
horny slop
tetrahydrocannabinol take
Talk when you get 2300 vro
that's just anime vro
I adjusted my pool to -25 +100 and I'm seeing results
If ur new to anime then u would say it's peak
tyy
you were the one that asked for an analysis that one time and i gave it to you if u cant read thats on you
Like if someone called me both those words together id be more mad he called me a brony
I keep losing to these 2400s bro
But story is too predictable
because it was shit
I mean its pretty easy to occupate a country if you invite them all to come to a feast and then be like "nah bro im jk time to execute everybody"
ok goonflower
ok 😹
There r better animes
Red wedding ahh
If u r watching it for animation just watch fate series
i think i have watched like 3 episodes of chainsaw man
Ngl i have genuinely no idea how they fell for it
i am not touching fate with a 10 foot stick
its just horny + shock value and thats basically the anime
They are all actually overrated simultaneously
Vibe coding is for low iq people
It's good
legitimately no good writing in that shit
i usually like that kind of anime
is this ragebait
genuine negative reading comprehension
Good take
thanks
When will helo release his own anime with legendary writing
He is right
Gtg for school chat
Anime suxxxx
bye beans
Except fool on cool
How do u have school so late vro
good luck with school
Can someone review a game for me tell me my brilliant move
the lion ignores the opinion of the 1800-1999 rated user
I don't have premium
He is in kindergarten dw
i don't watch much anime nowadays
enjoy beans
started watching hidamari sketch yesterday
is it good
it's cute
i only watched one episode. cuz friends suggestion
Ok simba
the lion disregards the opinions and human rights of those rated under 2000
will watch the second episode today i think
tf is a fool on cool nobody has watched that ever
Everytime bro says them they are increasing
Speak for urself
it feels boring to watch anime alone
its only goober bait if you perceive it as such
Bro like
that's the best part about anime
I watched sword art online cuz my cousins did
I like one punch man season 3
why don't you like it?
And the literal climax is that they sexually assault the woman at the end
oh apparently sao was abysmal lol but ive been meaning to watch
????????????????????????????
But I thought it was a cool anime and so I searched up more
sao my first anime xD
nothing noteworthy has happened so far
no it is if you have eyes
halo
peak
Only if you are one of the animators and not doing any work
And it was no game no life and it’s literally a dude in love with a kid
yall worry too much sometimes
i don't its just ass
yes it has
episode 6 is the lowest rated imdb anime episode of all time
Helo are you doing your daily cc bait again
sao season 1 was good, season 2 was peak, season 3 was ass
bro thinks this is bait
the lion disregards the opinions of those rated under 2000
tears
the animators are doing work what do you mean
are you rated ogver 2000
No it is if you have eyes
ok goonflower
They are lazy af vro
whos the lion
bros calling himself the lion while watching csm
you're blaming the wrong people
i am not a himself
????|
the reason why it sucks is because the production committee didn't give the animators enough time
get back to your cartoons buddy
ok! waow... my japanese cartoons... so sugoi,..
@fleet dove good win
The animators fault for choosing the wrong company
bro is spectating
i miss the feeling of watching gto while going to uni while in bus in my first year
that said bandai namco is all at fault here do not blame jc staff do not blame the director do not blame the animators do you understand @torn sparrow
im proud, keep up the good work
😭 but 1 frame man is crazy
johan a cornball
crazy like jay z
I've had it with people blaming the wrong group for one punch man
Sorry hro
How in the hell is this a lvl 35 puzzle vro 😭
If I don't hit 40 tonight, Ima rip open my floor boards
new spelling of bro dropped
Fr tro
Hrvstska
oh you are joshua
i didn't recognise you
Woah! You're right!
wro hits
Wait, what? Do I know you?
Xro
not really
still writhing thinking about that loss to this day
not ai Josh again😭
Istg so many people have recognized me but I haven't recognized them
Am I famous? & how do I become infamous?
Markus said GN too you
i remember that you used to add special reactions to all messages
whenever it's called
Which shows signs of high aura levels
why does everyone have nitro 😔
Do you want Nitro vro?
I don't vro😔
yea vro
it's useless vro
i didn't use it at all back when i had it
Not if you get gifted
I spammed stickers
i was gifted. didn't use it at all
I scammed so many people vro
e-kitten greenflower?
just wasted my friends money
Nah my aura
🤭
True aswell
If you have a job 2$ is nothing
Greenflower was a good boy for someone and got nitro as a reward
i got the 10$/m one
Actually in the contrary vro
Vro had a good boy
Danny Rizzo nice name
🥺
I knew your friends were rich vro
Bro got his kitten to give him nitro
i don't even have friends
bro i need to get to 40 3min puzzle rush
Only people designed to give you nitro vro
do you have premium
real
no... 🥀 i just attempt once a day
sigh
might as well do survival if you only get one chance per day
I be so broke i couldn't get chess premium if i wanted to rn
Best is 36 with 300 tries
same vro
i played so many games in the month that i had premium
Just sell your food and don't eat today 💔
😭
I'm 16 vro
i would need like 100 days to be able to buy premium if i do that
Your food is not 5 cents 💔
Vrooflower
Also would prolly do my fatass some good
im at 2323 bullet now im gonna stop on this aesthetic ahh rating and not play agian until after christmas
i don't eat much vro
wait yea good point lol
I love psychologically messing with people mannnn 😭
@lone totem isn't trusting me cause vro thinks it's too good to be true
???? 😭
It's actually real vro
Bro be sucking the nutrients out of a gumball
@lone totem
In 9 minutes, Ima give it to someone else
huh i was watching a video on Genetic Engeneering by MIT
He won't scam your ip
give it to cauliflower vro
Bro wants me to get stacked 💔
Yep I love bullying 600 kids
😐
Hai chat :3
How's chess?
Scrolling is not allowed 💔
VRO, YOU ACCEPTED THE GIFT
Or wtv that is
I should not have given it to Ha
ok
hi torbith
Wth, did I get scammed
Hard and painfull like a ... nvm
Hai kel
how u
i saw that
Im doing good, hbu? :3
Did you buy from a 2nd grade store
@lone totem just farm orbs and get a 3day nitro
must have been the wind
Hi chat
Shush
me too :3
Hai
Nah man. I bought it straight off of Disc
Wait my nitro's gonna get expired after 3days 🙁
that's a 2nd grade store
Awesome! ^w^
~<
It might be due to his nationality then???
Bro you are cooked you have to directly buy it from the CEO
Cause this is what I see when I click the link
Send me I will check
oh i thought it would get auto deleted
K, ha isn't getting the nitro
Who wants nitro
I am as close as ever
Vro I will do check
cauliflower
Why?
give it to him
I hope I won't fall back to 1200 again
Nah he have to directly goto the discord office irl and buy it from there
a lot of my messages that contain emojis or emotes like that get autodeleted
Good luck i believe in u
Yeah blitz is rough
:v
My internet died when i had +5 position😢
sad vro
@unique ledge your name is on the scammer list
my head feels like it's splitting in two
You can help yourself to make process easier
@unique ledge fbi's gonna hunt u down stay safe bud
don't give me a bad rep vro
I will tell your Roblox friends not to trade with you
I know it's an image but i can't prove it
@lone totem I owe you Nitro
I'll give it to you for Christmas
Nah, I wont be here during that time
Sucks to suck 
Why i cant send image at
#💬〡general-off-topic ?
Not trusted
But my name is red
Trusted is weird red
I'm rated 400
My rating is 6700
I’m currently 1040 does chess actually help you critical thinking?
play bullet on trackpad for 3 hours straight
not the 67
to some degree probrably
Hell nah
6 7?
Nah you just need a good gaming setup
What happened to b67?
xDDD
.
why are you u2500 again
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am i tuff 🥹
Washed
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Yes yes
None of you are tuff
I’m the least tough
If you lose against me you simply aren't tuff
Doesn’t apply to me 
leaking 2.0 against you made me crash out
Your expected score by chesscom was 30-2
peaksitter.
But you got 6-2
I'm peaksitting because I'm busy not because I'm scared
ai pfp
NAUR
Bro is not busy
Busy but always talking
“Busy”
bro thinks its clash royale
busy on discord 4 hours a day😭
Anyone on discord has no life
Your still tough dor but you are NOT busy
Not mighty Markus
no way dor lost to greenflower
That guy has a life in the food industry probably
speaking of tough https://www.chess.com/game/145771953990
im busy on discord 24 hours a day 🙏
It was 3+2 vro not that srs
I’ve never seen someone so ***
I see. Thanks .. what should i have done in certain situations?
professional food tester
oh i thought it was clash royale
Bro thinks I didn’t see this live
tough win unc
Honestly that would be his dream job because he wants to eat anyway
holy peaksitting
keep pushing back to 2400
play a6 to kick the bishop or block the pin with Bd7 just deal with the pin
stop accusing me
I talk on discord because it's a low risk time waster
I need a only premove win against you vro
scared because bad
if I play rated chess I will tilt due to bad form from being busy
tilt because bad
you're ragebaiting so I can ignore you
So are you
is it ragebait if it's the truth
no I'm not
only one telling the truth is me
I would respect doryetuosenbckohn arguments if he actually performed good against me
Lmao what’s this elo shaming
what even is best move for white here (it's not Rde1)
I did not perform badly
how much rating would I have lost if our match was rated btw
im playing a wfm in blitz wtf
oh wait it's Ne4 im stupid
Oh so you performed well but lost…
no way
Flag her!
ok I quit
It would be 15 1
gg everyone bye
bro switches to lurk mode
lol
Hii
Finally hit 1700 😭
only person thats tough here is durban
AGREE
ffs
That's why I beat him 2-1 vro
connect 5 on the board
it's like whatever bully maguire said when he was bobby fischer "I'm not quitting this tournament I'm quitting chess" whatever it was idk but that's whats gonna happen
‘Tough’ role needs to be created just for @eternal jackal
he feels bad for your low ass blitz rating vro
You won't even play random blitz games with me 💔
Chat what i need to do in order to think every time my openets make "bad move" i always play my move instanly.i know i need to think before every move in rapid but how
doryetuosenbcakohn crashout 🥀
You need to first think about the mistake
Think before u move 🥀
But that happened after the game
Bro is not returning or when firouzja is dead
CHAT I MIGHT'VE ACTUALLY PLAYED MY IMMORTAL
I know i even know what i need to look out for but i feel my brain are just to lazy
@magic shard did you get a stroke whilst typing your username
I might've peaked
no more pings let me reach firouzja level in peace
Play when you're fresh
What on earth is dory jsdfhjlsdhfljshgjlasdhf
if I lock in I could probably get there in a few months maybe weeks
alireza level incoming
You'll never reach firouza level
Welcome 😁
@fleet dove wow.
trackpad is nerfing me
Its just that when i have like +3 most of the time i Will underestimate my openets then lose.
it's actually insane im so slow and I slip so often
even for you that was low
When’s your mouse coming in
Blud can't be this lazy
bro i drew the wfm beause i thought i had a stupid tactic fml
Dog surely there’s a 7/11 5 minutes from your yard😭
Just go the closest store and buy batteries
snail ahh WFM naint no way 😭
You need to pause before you move,ask yourself what opponents move might be unpleasant for you,look into it and stop it if necessary before continuing to convert
im so washed bro
I know
Wow I know that wfm I played her many times as well
Tf
yea I could get some at cvs im just lazy
Am I the only one who saw that
Weak vri
Home booner
saw what
I think you have to much tylenol vro
Apply it then 🥀
even i wouldnt get flagged bro 20 whole seconds with 2 rooks
im so washed bro wtf
i hung my pieces bro im so cooked
Stop playing chess
Play cr instead
nah play me rated 3+0 right now
why did i play Nxf7 bro
No 💔
im genuinely sped
Because you are underrated doesnt mean you can do everything
I AM FLEXING. GOODNIGHT CHAT, SLEEPIN ON A W TONIGHT
40 WHILE HALF ASLEEP IS WILD FOR ME 😭
congrats!!
that comment alone tells me you can get to 40 with ease
chat am I playing a cheater
From your face it seems you Will gonna make Pepsi Gambit or something
actually i have no idea how to win this as white
why is the guy spending two minutes on move four and joined a week ago
English
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oh right of course you just bring your king how silly of me
Just use the king and the knight no?
He is thinking about what to eat for lunch
I just got my bishop trapped tho so if he's actually cheating I wouldn't know because I played like a dumbass either way
this move was kinda fire icl
worth it for 2 minutes
actually why not just the other knight 🙏
yea lmao i was going back through the line where i play Qd2 instead of Nxf7 and its just shuffling around a lot and im supposed to save Nxf7 for later
flan this is not the birds opening
Can I tell my opponents I’m cheating to scare them
I love mit
I would play Rhg1 and then put on my surprised face after the reply
juan ts is not that deep 😭
Huan 🇪🇸
my boy huan is going for mate ignoring the 5 queenside weaknesses
truly our 2250 elo chess
Is premium worth it?
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No, there are other free websites
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I got Spotify premium instead of chess.com premium
oh nah flan is going to win this fk
Why not go Qb4 then Ba6 and depending on their elo they might go Kd7 and you win a rook
smth like this???
2200s are duking it out btw
juan pls mate flan
What is Na3 alapin
hi ha
Why you stalking flan vro
Yeah given what’s going on right now this is a safe assumption
im watching how ass these 2250s are
It says that she is 2000-2100 so yeah thats a safe guess
ok he didnt miss mate in 1
Re8 is mate not Qe8
yeah my bad
Yah allah
A certain someone by the name of “tact1c” pioneers this iirc
OF COURSE THE GUY WAS CHEATING MAN
but also I played terribly so I can't blame that but damn 1 week account I should've known better
Wait he lowkey might be a cheater, acc created 7 days ago 🥀
Send game trust
like I should've known better when he played h4 to trap my bishop I suck
normal
nah bros moves looked pretty natural icl
Flan you js ass 🥀
copium
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I love mit
ik i'm ass ok 
i play this
dang
nah he legit
@uneven turret how could you lose against someone that even Kramnik would accuse?
sorry i'm ass bro
breaking news: 2200s can beat peiople below 2000
🥀
probably a guy who just got reincarcerated lmao
what is this diddy blud doing on that calculator
The accuracy on those games are higer than the average iq of nearly half of earth
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juan plays chess
no shit sherlock
this guy clearly plays chess.
Wait, I’m allowed to dunk on sub 2000s? I didn’t know that! SOMEONE CALL THE CEO OF CHESS
ok vro
in unrelated news two of my favorite egirls just pulled up on my feed
Honestly, when 1 loss=3wins . Valid crash out
angelina and marin on top right
Let me farm you in blitz bro
🤍🤍🤍
jjk manga 🥺
Did u run a background check if they fr girls?

they are real women trust
they got my goat opm at the back 🥺
actually one of them have been accused of being AI but yk we chill
Ight bet
Season 3
Bird's Opening
Ai? Dang thought left one was the imposter
Mango Blud attack
Bandai Namco should be guilty of treason against humanity vro
Here's my favorite egirl playing chess
@wet hollow i was wrong, organic chemistry is so cool
you lucky this server has rules
Honestly I hate d4.
I play modern and its such a headache
reaction mechanism is like genetic recombination bro
Win her at chess then she'll let ya play on her che...
i like genetic recombination
if I had a choice to end world hunger or never touch chemistry in my life, I would chose the second one
Who would play chess on cheese? Thats unsanitary
True
haters 💔
Forget what I said peeps
no problem in the end we play what satisfe us

Ngl I did advance physics, got my chemistry prof fired after his introduction to chem class had a 98% drop out that year.
If I ever have to touch chem again I'm going to war. Lmfao
Man there's so many shi to learn on this game ffs
finally some high level opening play

Kid max pro
Its a long ass story 😭
Who you spectting now 😭
white is cooked i just cant prove it yet
mb white aint cooked
ok im sped
lol
i didn't find an opening with that name
Where is the gif?
Stream snipe teheh
6f to e4 them f3 to e4
Why does this feel like the grun lmfao
yo this 1500 gameplay
Imagine not playing the hollywood variation
How is this not elo manipulation 😭
wasnt this a sac
That's a interesting pawn color badge
Imagine not playing Halloween Gambit during Halloween
yeah isnt white cooked here idk guys 😭
Are you the white or black?
im a spectator
Oh
White has some counter play maybe?
i dont think so gng that pawn is getting promoted
Ukraine is cool but the rainbow.. Yea uhm no comment
Yes i believe so
its over for vro
im gonna kiII myself
I prefer every race
blunderdevil grows stronger
Ahaha bro I'm deadass rofl
Why is mine like this?
White def has counter play here, with all their pawns on white and your bishop black Square locked, surely they can get their king in the game after trading rooks.
It has to
free +12 smh
I knew it chess players are slobs😭😭😭

@real cobalt
ah now im worse perfect
bro THE BOARD IS SETUP INCORRECTLY
ARE WE DEADASS
DEADASS
Rotation don't exist?
I get she doesn't' try to setup the board normally and yk go White and play a decent opening like 1.f4
bro is not up a prawn anymore 💀
yo im cooked
And what will that do sorry?
but she doesn't even setup the pieces that's fine SETUP THE BOARD PROPERLY
CORRECT ORIENTATION ROSE
Why are the pieces not positioned properly??
Type this vroo
/Connect
For pic Perm and gif perm
wrap it up unc
that's it now I hate Blackpink I'm boycotting them
take the damn sh*wer
She is women vro
bro is getting criss cross applesauced
Whats blackpink? Dark pink?
I barely hear any kpop songs in my area
im getting my ass opened bro
Some guy I know thinks that it is spelled 'Chris Cross Apple Sauced'
blackpink in your area 🫶
Ayo
you're 19
maybe think about it again buddy
So ,
i'm just saying 19yos saying it is not edgy
its joever
19yos are dinosaurs
ikr
