💬〡chess-talk

[kindred crypt]

No cap?

[torn sparrow]

I am not that old

[raw temple]

Anyone wanna play

[kindred crypt]

Bro damn

[thin hearth]

Why, is she didn't accept your request or she run between the game

[eternal jackal]

Actually sure come unrated 10s I’ll play on phone

[kindred crypt]

do u feel like your life's over

[eternal jackal]

Greenflower is not a she let’s put this to bed guys😭

[wicked hill]

I think matrix is on something

[full cobalt]

isnt goonflower like 18

or 16

[wicked hill]

I though goonflower was like 23?

[thin hearth]

Just crash them

[kindred crypt]

37 apparently

[thin hearth]

Yeh

[full cobalt]

holy unc

[kindred crypt]

Fr

[pallid scroll]

no chest players here I see

[eternal jackal]

😭

[torn sparrow]

phone and laptop difference is crazy

I was only premove beating vro

[kindred crypt]

I am a chest player

[torn sparrow]

💀

[pallid scroll]

any chest players here

[eternal jackal]

yeah that was tough

[full cobalt]

no I quit

[kindred crypt]

Me

[marble sand]

Goonflower is NOT 37

[eternal jackal]

Bro knew my premoves

[marble sand]

@eternal jackal @torn sparrow How good are you at Draughts

[thin hearth]

Chest player,
U can play on khali chest, that is not chest ,that is like big playground

[eternal jackal]

what’s that

[wicked hill]

Keep it cheese related please

[torn sparrow]

I suck hard at it

[marble sand]

Checkers

[pallid scroll]

any cheese here

[kindred crypt]

Khali chest?

[torn sparrow]

the crazy thing is I learned it before chess like 12 years ago

[pallid scroll]

what's your premove

[eternal jackal]

never played

[thin hearth]

Where are you from

[kindred crypt]

Kf7

[marble sand]

Checkers is such a boring game

[eternal jackal]

keep playing I want a win

[torn sparrow]

its chess with the the square peices

[kindred crypt]

India

[pallid scroll]

what's your dog's name

[half wadi]

based pfp

[pallid scroll]

guys how do you lose in chess is soo hard

[kindred crypt]

Kutta

[marble sand]

Truly

[thin hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/the-great-khali-entrance-wwe-raw-wrestling-gif-12132965

[small jungle]

He's actually 67 vro

[kindred crypt]

I never lose

[thin hearth]

I was talking about that guy

[kindred crypt]

Oh

[half wadi]

fischer > magnus in terms of potential

[marble sand]

that's my average accuracy

[pallid scroll]

ye

[blazing jewel]

now im peak at bullet 🔥

[marble sand]

Debatable but I agree

[wicked hill]

How old is he 40?

[blazing jewel]

i broke my peak elo

[pallid scroll]

but fischer was loweky more a fisher man than a chest

[thin hearth]

India, nice to meet uh I'm too indian

[marble sand]

Nah he is even older

[half wadi]

give fischer puzzle rush and he solos the top ten rn

[strange eagle]

Yo I accidentally became 1000 on my practice account on chess

[kindred crypt]

are u bihari

[strange eagle]

my main account is 792

[native musk]

I reported you

[thin hearth]

Wtf

[pallid scroll]

I accidentally became a gm without moving a piece

[eternal jackal]

there we go

[kindred crypt]

definitely bihari

[strange eagle]

for what?

[half wadi]

i'm hard stuck 700 lowkey might make a new account

[native musk]

Cheating obviously

[pallid scroll]

I reported myself

[wicked hill]

Birahi?

[strange eagle]

my oppoennt blundered the queen

[eternal jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/hes-doing-the-thing-the-thing-anthony-mackie-captain-america-smirk-gif-6255179936690840001

[kindred crypt]

what dat gonna do

[torn sparrow]

vro was not letting himself down on losing

[small jungle]

War crimes

[thin hearth]

💀 I'm from that same place there you live

[kindred crypt]

Bihari

[strange eagle]

and I had two people play scholar's mate in 1000

[pallid scroll]

I'm hard

[native musk]

Free queen isnt always easy to see

[kindred crypt]

wdym

[strange eagle]

I'll send you my profile

[eternal jackal]

I knew it was possible bro

[half wadi]

i'll win like 5 and tilt then lose all my progress bc i only get 8 elo and it pisses me off

[torn sparrow]

I had scholars mate in 2000 vro

[strange eagle]

my knight could capture it

[thin hearth]

I think you are bhiari

[kindred crypt]

The trick is to not play sm games in a row

[strange eagle]

wdym not easy to see? In 700 elo you need to be able to use discovered checks

[pallid scroll]

what's your accuracy

[native musk]

Thats the point of a hanging piece yeah

[torn sparrow]

yeah bro found a tactic in 10 0,1💀

[kindred crypt]

Well im some percent bihari

[torn sparrow]

which is quite impressive

[strange eagle]

good days i can get up to 90 on my main

https://www.chess.com/member/capablancacat

[half wadi]

yea if only i had a life and didn't play chess for three hours in a row

[eternal jackal]

lowkey you miss less stuff on phone

[marble sand]

Fischer on Ritalin (prescribed obviously) would be crazy

[strange eagle]

my practice account, you can check how dumb my opponents were

[vital basin]

I change time from 10 to 15+10 and i lose every game 🥰🥰🥰

[eternal jackal]

like the screens so small you just see everything

[kindred crypt]

What mode do you play usually

[thin hearth]

U are bihari , but how u can guess worng about me, I'm from raj

[torn sparrow]

yeah but you are much slower

[half wadi]

soviets already had nootropics and shit back then i think they took stuff

[strange eagle]

I did defeat an 1000 as a 800 elo player yo

90% accuracy

[half wadi]

rapid 10 min or 15|10 if i'm not gonna get interrupted

[strange eagle]

discovered check to win a queen

[kindred crypt]

Rajasthani bihari same same

[potent gulch]

Chess

[eternal jackal]

some sacrifices will have to be made

[torn sparrow]

lowkey without sound I cant play

[marble sand]

Bro before 2200 defeating higher rated people means nothing

[strange eagle]

vvro why would they try that

[marble sand]

It just means that they blundered that game

[strange eagle]

2000 elo who's falling for scholar's check 😭

[potent gulch]

If that's English I'm quitting it

[torn sparrow]

not even in bullet it was in blitz

[wicked hill]

Let people have hope vro don't scare them off

[pallid scroll]

we can see your cheating lol

[thin hearth]

Women 🥲
Just shut your 👄

[kindred crypt]

Don't play more than 4 games in a row
Stop when you lose two games in a row
If you don't have a life then do puzzles or watch chess related content

[strange eagle]

CHECK MY GAMES VRO

[pallid scroll]

98.9 accuracy

[eternal jackal]

💀

[kindred crypt]

Chup chutiye

[strange eagle]

CHECK WHAT MY OPPOENNT DID

[pallid scroll]

fine

[thin hearth]

Chal gelchodi

[strange eagle]

YOU CAN GET 98.9 ACCURACY WHEN YOUR OPPOENNT BLUNDERS A QUEEN IN 2 MOVES

@pallid scroll link me the game and ill show

[kindred crypt]

Itni himmat kaha se aarhi hai rajasthani bhikari lund ke

[half wadi]

i'll lose 2 and then watch gotham then get hyped and immediately play again

[torn sparrow]

strongest 2000 leaked

[supple heron]

ggs

[timid dome]

@supple heron noob

[kindred crypt]

yeah ik happens

[supple heron]

ur pakistani sybau

[half wadi]

how long have you been playing to get 2000 elo

[strange eagle]

@pallid scroll Kramnik, show me right now where you think I cheated

[eternal jackal]

I knew aman chakma had an alt

[wicked hill]

Chill ,

[torn sparrow]

I had to play 1 whole day to lose 300 elo

[timid dome]

Got defeated by Pakistani, one of ur degrading kinks

[pallid scroll]

nvm he gave up too early

[kindred crypt]

yall how to contact mods

[supple heron]

ur not tuff

[strange eagle]

exactly, I got 98.9 accuracy because my opponents blundered their knights, rooks and queens

[wicked hill]

Do @ server mods

[eternal jackal]

How is bones losing to batter twice

[half wadi]

try going from 900 to 740 in one day and getting hardstuck 700 for two weeks

[timid dome]

Lower ur tone when dominant figures is speaking

[strange eagle]

I literally traded a bishop for a pawn because of my winning position

also check my time it clearly shows I used 1-2 seconds for most moves

[kindred crypt]

<@&745328830649991179> he's calling me a sl#t in hindi
Ban him pls

[small jungle]

Battered by batter

[torn sparrow]

he is washed after playing me

[wicked hill]

Lol

[torn sparrow]

I was beating him with kg vro

[strange eagle]

@torn sparrow how long did it take u vro to get to 2000 elo

[torn sparrow]

I grinded his tactical level down with legendary tactics

[kindred crypt]

Awww deleted his msg

[torn sparrow]

1 day

[timid dome]

Anyone wanna play?

[strange eagle]

be serious 🙏

[kindred crypt]

<@&745328830649991179> he's doing it again

[torn sparrow]

I am srs

[thin hearth]

<@&745328830649991179> ban her

[limpid viper]

played blitz the whole day -120 elo 💔

[strange eagle]

I cannot deal with these smart guys with 150+ iq

[torn sparrow]

I was 2270 and I just lost 21 games in a row

[half wadi]

i would but i have a meeting with my teacher in 2 mins

[kindred crypt]

what lmfao you're the one calling me slurs

[eternal jackal]

that’s crazy

[strange eagle]

Oh

[torn sparrow]

and then magically became 2000

[torn sparrow]

it was quite easy tbh

[strange eagle]

sorry bro, wishing u luck

[limpid viper]

2040 to 1920 vro

[timid dome]

🥀

[supple heron]

https://link.chess.com/play/zn8LMV

[limpid viper]

i actually almost got back to 2000 like an hour ago then i kept getting some cracked ass 1800s and it was -10 every game

[timid dome]

Noob

[torn sparrow]

on a more serious note it took like 6 months from 1400

[supple heron]

ur blocked random

[nimble arch]

Same

[timid dome]

Blocking after getting defeated

[half wadi]

damn that's not too long

[timid dome]

Lmak

[pallid scroll]

I'm almost 2700

[torn sparrow]

getting to 1400 took like 10 years tho

[vapid path]

See dms

[timid dome]

Same

[half wadi]

whoa

[torn sparrow]

bros real rating 269

[nimble arch]

50 points isnt almost

[pallid scroll]

in blitz

[vale vortex]

🚔

[strange eagle]

I've been stuck at 600-800 for 2 years (I've only been serious 1-2 months at a time but I can't break through)

[nimble arch]

500 points

[half wadi]

i started in september and i'm like 700 does that mean im stuck here for 10 years

[supple heron]

cuz ur toxic for nun

[kindred crypt]

Ok

[torn sparrow]

damn i thought it was rapid

[half wadi]

[strange eagle]

I went tilted once and got to 500 before rushing back and getting to 839

[nimble arch]

And 5000 points

[pallid scroll]

sure

[torn sparrow]

watch danyas speedruns

[half wadi]

bro they're so good

[strange eagle]

His OhMyLands slowruns are informative

[timid dome]

U gotta take what u give, u have same energy I gave u that

[strange eagle]

I've been following it since this week

I hope to get better eventually and get to 1400 by May

[strange eagle]

(probably maximum 1200)

[torn sparrow]

crazy leaked

[timid dome]

Got passed 600 in 2 days

Skill issue

[small jungle]

Learn najdorf vro

[pallid scroll]

yk what sure means right

[strange eagle]

I'm stuck at 800, you're under 1000 so keep quiet about skill issue

[supple heron]

🥀

[torn sparrow]

hop on then vro

[half wadi]

my teacher isn't joining the zoom call you wanna do 3 min blitz

[strange eagle]

"Homeless man calls homelass man broke"

[timid dome]

2 year and 2 days big difference

[pallid scroll]

shh under 2000 elo player

[timid dome]

Bet bet

[half wadi]

if i resign the meeting started lmao https://link.chess.com/play/HuxYav

[strange eagle]

I started Chess seriously on June 2024, before then all I did was go from 100-400 never actually trying and using scholar's mate or smth

[timid dome]

https://link.chess.com/play/I0yIHM

[pallid scroll]

send pfp link

buddy

[strange eagle]

@timid dome hate on me vro but lowkey i dont have time to waste on folks under 1000

[torn sparrow]

https://www.chess.com/member/greenflower65

[strange eagle]

ALYA

FROM RUSSAN GIRL SPEAKING ANIME

LEG FETISH DESTROYER

[torn sparrow]

syvau

[strange eagle]

guys

[small jungle]

Goonflower backstory is crazy

[strange eagle]

Why hasn't FIDE stripped Kramnik of his GM title

[kindred crypt]

Probably lack of evidence

[strange eagle]

He quite literally posted a tweet when Danya the Goat died about not doing drugs

He was making fun of Danya

[small jungle]

I don't think he should lose this title

[pallid scroll]

how is your rapid more than your blitz

[small jungle]

Despite his actions

[torn sparrow]

great question 💔

[strange eagle]

He should at minimum face legal concequences

[torn sparrow]

rapid pool is inflated ball vro

[small jungle]

Ye

[torn sparrow]

after 2300 one does not progres

[pallid scroll]

ye fr blitz is only for people that can think fast

[kindred crypt]

he's crazy but also I think its more complicated than that

[pallid scroll]

and not for you

[strange eagle]

@torn sparrow do you plan to get an IM title?

[strange eagle]

RIP Danya

[thorn cliff]

my rapid has pretty much always been higher than my blitz (both around 2300)

[torn sparrow]

that would require me planning to get CM title first

[oblique dagger]

Hai cuties~ ;3

[torn sparrow]

which does require quite some skill which isnt easily convertible from online skill

[small jungle]

Hai femboy

[oblique dagger]

Any cute gay good boy trans femboy furry fluffy catboy catgirl meower with paws~ wants to play chess ? >_< ;3 uwu

[strange eagle]

OTB is harder compared to online because vision

[kindred crypt]

Yeah RIP

[summer oar]

dutch defense 🔥

[strange eagle]

it's hard to recognize patterns OTB over online

[oblique dagger]

Hai pookiee

[kindred crypt]

yeah specially if you're used to playing online

[strange eagle]

I love brilliants

[last badger]

OTB is harder compared to online because you can see directly that youre getting destroyed by a 10 year old

[torn sparrow]

self reacting is crazy

james you might have lost all of your aura I thought great of you

[small jungle]

Just smoke during the game to establish dominance vro

[timid dome]

@half wadi pulled a brilliant move idk which move tho lmfao

[strange eagle]

what

[small jungle]

Mikhail tal strat vro

[timid dome]

I still play as a joke and 600 bro ur complaining

[torn sparrow]

then become bald like mikhail tal

[pallid scroll]

no my huzz 😔

[strange eagle]

please shut up 🙏

[last badger]

Other solution: Assert dominance with a yellow outfit

[torn sparrow]

come 1 game lil vro

[strange eagle]

Don't most tournaments require a dresscode?

[pallid scroll]

I'm 17 not little

[timid dome]

Yk I am right that's why I get it now

[small jungle]

Vros little

[torn sparrow]

you are as 17 as you are 2700

[last badger]

Europe maybe, not USA opens

[pallid scroll]

I'm only 2200 irl sadly 😔

[last badger]

Ts is so inspirational 💯

[timid dome]

Anyone tell me what brilliant move I did , I don't have premium

[torn sparrow]

national

[timid dome]

Check out this #chess game: Predictor6969 vs AmirHarati124 - https://www.chess.com/live/game/145757462754

[frosty peak]

Predictor6969 (413) vs. AmirHarati124 (610)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bf4 Nf6 4. e3 Bf5 5. Bd3 Bxd3 6. Qxd3 e6 7. c3 g6 8. Ne5 Bg7 9. Nd2 O-O 10. Ndf3 Nh5 11. Bg3 Nxg3 12. hxg3 f6 13. Nxg6 hxg6 14. [Qxg6] 

[thorn cliff]

You know you're screwed when your opponent comes in with a t shirt with a pineapple on it

[pallid scroll]

I do send your account

[timid dome]

Predictor6969

I sent the game

[last badger]

I remember one of my tournament, before the games, I saw a kids mom telling their kid whose bouta play "hey remember to use the bathroom"

They rly teaching kids chess theory these days before potty training 💔

[strange eagle]

That kid is probably 1500

[pallid scroll]

0 sadly

[strange eagle]

Chess helps with logic and reasoning

[pallid scroll]

of wrong game

[kindred crypt]

0 brilliant

[strange eagle]

it's good for kids to learn chess

[last badger]

They were like 1700 something

[pallid scroll]

which 1

[kindred crypt]

Is it the most recent game you played?

[torn sparrow]

reading it I see 1

[stark anchor]

Hii

[timid dome]

Blitz bro latest

[timid dome]

I wanna know which move tho

[torn sparrow]

sometimes if you dont know the move whats the point of the brilliant

[timid dome]

Then why tf is says 1

[magic shard]

@torn sparrow run it

[timid dome]

It did same thing with my previous game it showed 1 brilliang

[torn sparrow]

run the producure or what

[soft marten]

Chessaroonies

[timid dome]

I reviewed it and there was none I lost my free review

[torn sparrow]

😭

[sudden roost]

no

[magic shard]

nah lets run some games you choose time control

[pallid scroll]

dis 1

[kindred crypt]

It sometimes does that to bait you into buying premium

[torn sparrow]

lets play 3+2

[pallid scroll]

I can't sent image

[magic shard]

ok hop on chess.com

[timid dome]

Oh my lord

[timid dome]

Dm

[kindred crypt]

yup

[naive jolt]

Hello

[unique cosmos]

wheres my kitten

[naive jolt]

You are not online, right? (Youll know who you are)

[timid dome]

I am

[naive jolt]

Not you

[timid dome]

Idc

[half wadi]

i had to resign my teacher joined late lmao

[naive jolt]

Sure

[last badger]

90+30 40 moves, sudden death 30

[pallid scroll]

what's the name of the oppent

[naive jolt]

Bro is cooked

[timid dome]

AmirHarati124 this guy @half wadi

[glossy trail]

do i in pissant or free knight

[half wadi]

what happened

[timid dome]

M trying to see what brilliant move I did

[naive jolt]

What the actual -

[pallid scroll]

0 brilliant they tried too scam you 😔

[half wadi]

oh ok

[glossy trail]

which one

[half wadi]

i'll see

[timid dome]

Bro hell nah

[naive jolt]

All of blacks moves are bad

[timid dome]

@admin bro fix this shi

[pallid scroll]

when I review they say 0

[vestal quiver]

https://ibb.co/6RNRCNSK

can someone explain me why this is brilliant?

[naive jolt]

Munch the knight obviously

Or you could play a waiting move technically

[kindred crypt]

<@&745328830649991179> proof so you can ban the guy

[last badger]

So many ppl talking about how sad Arjuns loss is, but ngl Shanklands loss was more sad fr

Cuz Arjun is gonna get a whole lot more chances to get into Candidates. Shankland might not ever get another chance again. You can see it in his face 💔

[half wadi]

the review shows no brilliants but i have the strong engine on

[naive jolt]

En passant is probably the only blunder

[proven nacelle]

Bro thought for 2 seconds and played this 🥀

[pallid scroll]

who wants echess

[proud fossil]

he had a spectacular showing too

[naive jolt]

I dont blame him

[glossy trail]

sure

[vale vortex]

we saw your earlier ping yes

[timid dome]

Rook take then knight e5 knight take rook c8 check

[half wadi]

@timid dome i sent you the game review

[kindred crypt]

okk just providing proof since he deleted the msg

[last badger]

Yeah bro eliminated Richard Rapport, Vidit, and Dubov

[proven nacelle]

Come on it’s rapid, use your time for once 😭

[hazy hamlet]

is this the best online chest site to play

[vale vortex]

i dont think it was him who deleted 😉

[glossy trail]

whats ur user

[naive jolt]

Still, its a common pattern and a tempting one at that

[pallid scroll]

I'm jk I don't want e chess kids

[kindred crypt]

Ohh
Thank you

[glossy trail]

balriiight

in an e chess server balriiight

[proven nacelle]

Yeah it looks like it, but still gotta be careful. Hope he will never fall into this same trap again

[last badger]

@vale vortex would u rather have no legs for a year or be Hans Niemann in 2022 for a year?

[potent gulch]

Chess puzzle for the homies, calculation training 🥶 white to move

[vale vortex]

neither?

[naive jolt]

Theres lots of traps white can play against this Qh4 idea. Some simply defend g3, some pin the knight e4 to the king on e8 and others just have the rook defended

[potent gulch]

LMAO

[last badger]

Its a Would You Rather, u gotta choose vro

[naive jolt]

Rxe4 - I cant be bothered to play the rest out

[potent gulch]

U get mated 🥺 Rd1+

[torn maple]

Dont worry you lose in the next move

[naive jolt]

Thats the point

[potent gulch]

LMAO

[outer linden]

Is Hans Niemann's talent bigger than his ego or viceversa? I'm curious chat

[limpid viper]

was that before the balding

[limpid viper]

idk but he's cool

[naive jolt]

"The chess speaks for itself" - Hans Niemann

[proven nacelle]

I mean incorrect play isn’t a bad thing in chess, I do it all the time. But making a tiktok thinking you’re brilliant without even analyzing it after the game is mad respect 😭

[vale vortex]

i don't

[naive jolt]

lololol

Hvae you seen that chess fide advert with 'Qxe6#'

More like queen blunder

[torn maple]

What happened to hans in 2022M

[inland imp]

Yo

[proven nacelle]

Lol

[inland imp]

Gimme a thinking system i could use b4 every move if yall don't mind-

[outer linden]

Peak song tho

[inland imp]

Pls i wanna win 😭

[proven nacelle]

The only thing that kept me watching this tiktok

[limpid viper]

brain

[inland imp]

Uh thx

I'll update on how it goes

[proven nacelle]

A brilliant for that 🥀

[vestal quiver]

rook take
knight e5
knight takes knight?

[naive jolt]

Qg3 Ka8 Qe3 and black can resign

[vestal quiver]

i dont understand what you saying

[limpid viper]

report them

[naive jolt]

That is way to generous

[proven nacelle]

Ikr

[last badger]

When Markus is asked on his math test "if you bought 8 watermelons, and each watermelon costs 8 dollars and 25 cents, how much money did you spend"

Markus writes "this is a ridiculous question and i refuse to answer. I would NOT spend my money on 8 watermelons...." 💀 @potent gulch

[naive jolt]

Tbh tho they re 900... you cant rly expect much

[vale vortex]

i write: this is chess talk

[limpid viper]

mightymarkus why do i never see you talk about chess in chess talk

stick to the rules buddy

[vale vortex]

i do

[torn maple]

Thats an expensive watermelon

[proven nacelle]

Fairs

[naive jolt]

Sure

[limpid viper]

then why don't i see it

show me where you're talking about chess mightymarkus

[last badger]

watermelon

[inland imp]

Chess turns me on

[naive jolt]

Yeah, not as bad as the FIDE advert blundering a queen on e6 but saying it is mate

[torn maple]

Markus whats your favorite time control to play otb?

[vale vortex]

.

[timid dome]

Yuh

[torn maple]

I like 60|30

[limpid viper]

impressive mightymarkus good job on keeping it about chess in chess talk

[vale vortex]

90+30 --) 15+3 /3+2 --) anything else

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Jet (xiloscyyx)

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Name: Jet (xiloscyyx)
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2339 (2349 peak)
Blitz: 2221 (2418 peak)
Bullet: 2320 (2417 peak)

[mortal bronze]

my sleep schedule so messed up

[limpid viper]

kel

[inland imp]

Same

[proven nacelle]

Same

[vale vortex]

Turns out rapid is my strongest TC

[obtuse elk]

uh 3+2 equals 5 i think

[proven nacelle]

Same

[eternal jackal]

lmao I got you in pool 4 times g

[torn maple]

I've never played rapid otb

[last badger]

Markus you need to take action on this helo guy, he made Judit Polgar quit chess forever....

[mortal bronze]

helo

[proven nacelle]

It used to be bullet and blitz for me with 2400+

But nah I am slow now

[mortal bronze]

hop on

[limpid viper]

nope we're postponing our game you're too late

[torn maple]

I like 5+3 for blitz

[mortal bronze]

we have a score to settle

[mortal bronze]

wtf vro

[half wadi]

anyone wanna play 10 min rapid

[sage vine]

I feel like we need to defend and so I'm thinking Bd6+ to try interfere

[limpid viper]

i played 5 hours of blitz and fell 120 elo gng let me breathe

[patent patrol]

ok ggs @fleet dove

[inland imp]

What colour r u?

[kindred crypt]

Hate when this happens

[limpid viper]

i was just hopping off 😭

[naive jolt]

That is....interesting

[mortal bronze]

how am i late play unrated with me to gain confidence

[half wadi]

black

[fleet dove]

ggs brotato chip

[limpid viper]

bro thinks i need confidence i need REST

[naive jolt]

Hello

[mortal bronze]

i just woke up man

[patent patrol]

thats 100 games between us

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> iamenthusiastic

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1971 (2086 peak)
Blitz: 1930 (2042 peak)
Bullet: 1721 (1977 peak)

[limpid viper]

1930 not that bad though

it was a bit worse a little earlier

[fleet dove]

oh shit really?

[robust crypt]

Sup chat

[torn maple]

Be3 and play down the exchange

[mortal bronze]

what's the score

[sage vine]

Rook has to take

[thorn cliff]

howdy

[graceful wolf]

Hi

[mortal bronze]

damn you went as high as 2040

[naive jolt]

Dont worry, not as bad as me tilting like 10 games yesterday due to mouseslips. I played the caro kann in 4 games when trying to play sicil

[mortal bronze]

hi clandestine

[eternal jackal]

💀

[patent patrol]

bones is a lot better conditioned than i am aswell

[mortal bronze]

nice nice

[fleet dove]

wow that's crazy

[patent patrol]

he can play 10 games better than i even want to play 10 games

[limpid viper]

yea i started off today with like 6 wins 2 draws then later i hopped on again and i lost every single game and fell

[mortal bronze]

bones you got owned

[orchid sedge]

@torn sparrow https://www.chess.com/game/live/145706413512?username=greenflower65 what is this game bro

[frosty peak]

Greenflower65 (1984) vs. adv3nt0 (1994)

Move List

1. e4 c6 2. Bc4 d5 3. exd5 Nf6 4. Bb5 cxb5 5. Qh5 [Nxh5] 

[eternal jackal]

bro lost to batter 17 times

[thorn cliff]

great to see familiar faces back here! I couldn't recognize anyone this morning

[mortal bronze]

sigh

[naive jolt]

Wow only 1800 bullet and he stilll cooked you

[torn maple]

Anybody wanna play a match of rapid?

[patent patrol]

I pose a challenge

[half wadi]

me

[patent patrol]

My goal against higher rated players is don’t get adopted ever

[half wadi]

send link

[fleet dove]

nah

[sage vine]

Actually maybe Qe3 works better, Qxc2 Qxe8

[naive jolt]

That ususally doesnt work out the way you intend it to

[patent patrol]

Not if u don’t make it happen

[inland imp]

I'm gonna reach 1.1k elo till the end of ts month

[half wadi]

ts month

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> mint_choco_lover

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 797 (798 peak)
Blitz: 371 (379 peak)
Bullet: 303 (390 peak)

[naive jolt]

So...resign on the 11th move

[torn maple]

https://link.chess.com/play/1GHR79

[mortal bronze]

lol. how have you been?

[patent patrol]

It’s a mindset thing

[naive jolt]

Sure

[limpid viper]

i might have to go back to 3+2

[inland imp]

My wifi's so bad I can't even play chess

[thorn cliff]

I think I'm gonna attempt another improvement push

[naive jolt]

Same, gain back tilted rating yesterday

[fleet dove]

bro is gonna start farming players 300 points weaker than him but rated 100 higher

[sage vine]

what's the idea behind Qg3+ first

[limpid viper]

nah 3+2 players are tougher than 3+0

[eternal jackal]

May as well go back to 1+0

[mortal bronze]

2400 rapid soon!

[thorn cliff]

If I could make it to 2400 rapid I would be over the moon

[patent patrol]

Also he’s like 2400 blitz bruh hop off

[limpid viper]

bullet irritates me too much bro

[mortal bronze]

i am going to push 2300 rapid soon (i am not even 2200 yet)

i am racing with @idle oracle to see who gets to 2300 rapid first

[thorn cliff]

i'm 74 rating away since my last attempt i lost 5 games in a row

[fleet dove]

let me join the race

[mortal bronze]

awh

[eternal jackal]

might help with the snail allegations

[mortal bronze]

i will beat you in the 2500 race vro

you need to get your game up

[thorn cliff]

peaked 2361 and then lost 35 rating from just spilling brain cells

[limpid viper]

join the race of becoming not shit at bullet

[timid dome]

Anyone wanna play

[mortal bronze]

sigh

[fleet dove]

being shit at bullet is a choice not a skill issue for me

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> b66

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2235 (2265 peak)
Blitz: 2333 (2379 peak)
Bullet: 2476 (2590 peak)

[limpid viper]

@eternal jackal we believing this one?

[thorn cliff]

step 1) buy a new mouse

[eternal jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/anthony-mackie-laugh-try-not-to-laugh-anthony-laugh-gif-4264565357610009154

[mortal bronze]

i would need a new mouse a new mousepad too if i started playing on pc

[timid dome]

Anyone wanna play

[mortal bronze]

luckily, i play on phone so we good

[mortal bronze]

same!

[fleet dove]

Hmm I wonder who you might be

[mortal bronze]

i could easily be 3000 bullet otherwise

[marsh stag]

Chat, I'm officially 900 in my alt

[eternal jackal]

I am Durban.

[fleet dove]

Durban, South Africa nice to meet you

[mortal bronze]

he doesn't even hide it. check his connected account

[limpid viper]

you lowkey remind me of someone

[eternal jackal]

famous city in South africa

[naive jolt]

I just said the idea bruh

[fleet dove]

idk what you could possibly be referring to

[eternal jackal]

pleasure is mine

[amber dune]

i hate facing the King's Indian so much that it has me considering switching to 1.e4

[limpid viper]

this durban guy kind of reminds me of greenflower

[amber dune]

not really but god do i hate the positions

[thorn cliff]

I have a very... unique way of dealing with this

[fleet dove]

it is alleged that greenflower's alts take up half the server population

[limpid viper]

i only know about 3 of them

[sage vine]

where

[mortal bronze]

we should play soon, i need to adopt you

[eternal jackal]

just when you think you found the last one a new one pops in

[mortal bronze]

ikr!

[thorn cliff]

I got a new mousepad a few weeks ago so I don't have to put my mouse on a textbook. Much better this way

[fleet dove]

if you adopt me I will donate $1000 to you

[mortal bronze]

lmao

[naive jolt]

Qa3 Ka8 Qe3

[mortal bronze]

adoption is winning 5 games in a row in my books

[amber dune]

what's the way

[mortal bronze]

do you still agree?

[amber dune]

show me the way

[thorn cliff]

i personally just use the tromp

[limpid viper]

bro made it easier for himself

[amber dune]

hmm

[fleet dove]

I fear even that is neigh impossible for you

[mortal bronze]

i am 4-0 against him in our last 4 games. so i will only have to win our next game somehow

[timid dome]

Anyone wanna play

[sage vine]

yeah I saw that but I was asking why not immediately Qe3
-# update: I realise that it's because with the king on a8 he can't go to c7 after the line with Qxc2 Qxe8

[limpid viper]

bones ur ass

[mortal bronze]

don't forget that i only need to win one game for this to happen

[limpid viper]

4-0ed by kel is diabolical

[mortal bronze]

respect me

[half wadi]

@torn maple gg

[limpid viper]

this might be worse than getting 10-0ed by beans

[mortal bronze]

he did beat me for 6 games in a row before that

i get no respect

[thorn cliff]

Should I go for 2400 rapid or 2400 blitz

[mortal bronze]

rapid

[thorn cliff]

probably blitz since games go by faster

[limpid viper]

giving you the respect you deserve 4-0ed by kel is account closure worthy

[mortal bronze]

2400 blitz is meaningless

[torn maple]

Gg, i thought i was playing the wrong person, your flag is USA but your discord nick is russian

[thorn cliff]

More opportunities to random walk my way to 2400 blitz

[mortal bronze]

anyone can get there

[timid dome]

Anyone wanna play

[mortal bronze]

shut uppp

it's very normal if you lose 4-0 to me

[limpid viper]

i'd close my account tell everyone i was quitting chess and leave the server

[fleet dove]

it won't happen

[mortal bronze]

sigh

[mortal bronze]

hope on right now vro

[limpid viper]

hope on

[mortal bronze]

we are not stopping until i win 4 games in a row

[mortal bronze]

smh

[limpid viper]

let me count how many games i've played today vro

if its above 50 im not playing

[half wadi]

haha i'm just learning russian

[mortal bronze]

excuses

[half wadi]

@torn maple i've barely played against queens gambit declined because everyone in my elo takes lol

i trapped my dark square bishop too🙁

[limpid viper]

yea i played 69 games today

i think its time for me to hop off

[kindred crypt]

Same

[mortal bronze]

dodger

[half wadi]

it's very fun to learn for me

also i like russian music and their memes are funny

[tribal aspen]

A few days ago I bought a new board, and I went to teach my family how to play. Anyway, they started telling me I should join tournaments and win prizes. I told them, “Guys, I’m not even that try-hard. My rating is only 900 Elo right now. I could raise it, but for now it’s low.”

But they keep pushing me, saying I might win and should at least try my luck.
What do you think?
Honestly, I feel like if I join, I’m gonna get destroyed.

[torn maple]

Oh, that wasnt the queens gambit declined, it was semi slav, well it is a way to decline the queens gambit, but it has its own name :)

[limpid viper]

if you want to join then join them

[half wadi]

thanks i'm gonna study that it was hard af to play against

[limpid viper]

you'll probably lose alot but its good experience

[royal lynx]

they are right, im gonna be 100% honest with you and tell you that yes, you WILL be destroyed but you could play otb tournaments with lower elo players and learn

[thorn cliff]

There's no harm at all in playing in a tournament

[tribal aspen]

I don’t want to be embarrassed in front of people 😞
Btw its not high chess tournaments like ofc its not gm level

[hoary berry]

Yea why not the experience is fun.

[limpid viper]

doesn't matter everyone was a beginner at one point

[torn maple]

This is my favorite variation of the semi slav, nobody plays it because there better lines, but its kinda cool to play

[thorn cliff]

I mean there will probably be 1 other person watching (your opponent)

[tribal aspen]

Man im 24 ill be 25 i cant get that much better since im old you know maybe its already over for me 💔

[hoary berry]

Well I'm minor.

[royal lynx]

all good im 17

[hoary berry]

You have unc status.

[royal lynx]

life aint only about chess anyways

[half wadi]

that looks fun for black that pawn structure on queenside is nice for endgame

[thorn cliff]

a relief to see that i am not the unc in this chat

[torn maple]

Ivanchuck is almost 60 and is still playing, you can play like him

[thorn cliff]

he aged a lot better than kramn*k to say the least

[white karma]

This looks so weird... I'm too used to the Red, Green, Gray color scheme for WDL

[royal lynx]

he played when he was young

[white karma]

Oh nvm it's still there, idk why it didn't show up at first

[tribal aspen]

Ok so like what elo if i get you would think like yeah you might do decent in
Tournaments
1600 elo? 1800? I could try to play more in chess.com

[summer oar]

i personally prefer the triangle system which is c6 then e6 and delaying Nf6 just incase so you can either take on c4 and play pawn up or transfer to a better stonewall dutch.
but you can play the semi slav via d4 nf6 move order if your opponent declines a nimzo

[tribal aspen]

I dont think im excited about being 60😭

[torn maple]

Gata Kamsky aged like wine, way better than both

[royal lynx]

well since you said its not like tournaments with good people i'd say if u actually do good at 1400 elo u can def play

[lavish plume]

im a starter and im dogshit, i know some basics but thats it, anyone willing to throw me a few tips and watch me play? i feel so clueless 80% of the time

[royal lynx]

wher ethe tournament at im 1800 ill cook them fr

[torn maple]

When i were 2.2k in chess.com i played a tournament, scored 1/4 of the games i played. There is no elo

[royal lynx]

this month i went up 200+ elo on rapid

[thorn cliff]

Most tournaments are divided by section, especially the big ones. There is an open (for masters and above), then u2200, u1900, etc, etc depending on the exact format, but expect to see something like this.

At least it is like this in the US

[glossy trail]

needed a confidence booster

[royal lynx]

what a tilt

[glossy trail]

fr

[torn maple]

In Brazil all the open tournaments are for all, and only prizes divided

[tribal aspen]

Bet ill get it
However guys i aint studying chess i play the moves that make sense not doing the normal openings and stock fish says its fine like pawn e 4 knight c6 pawn d4

[royal lynx]

ur playing against noobies u should win

[glossy trail]

im also a newbie

[tribal aspen]

Can i play just using my calculations

[royal lynx]

u should learn openings

[royal lynx]

erm

[tribal aspen]

Its boring):zzzz

[royal lynx]

but the opening

[tribal aspen]

I dont like to save things in my mind

[royal lynx]

then if u play against someone who knows about them you'll lose right after the opening

[torn maple]

Like i got this medal for being the best U1700, but i played a 2100 NM

[royal lynx]

the opening is important

[small jungle]

Fide is about -300 of ur cc elo

Well there's no real conversion

[tribal aspen]

(:💔

[small jungle]

But this is as accurate as you can get

[thorn cliff]

Depends on country. In western EU fide is about 500 more than in India (this is not an exaggeration) until you get to the international level

[native musk]

💔

[royal lynx]

no ur cc elo is -300 fide

[tribal aspen]

Okay .. than ill test

[royal lynx]

we can both play and u'll find out why openings are important

[small jungle]

+500 seems bit too much tbh

[half wadi]

what about usa if im 740 chesscom would i be 400 side

[small jungle]

Oh until international

[half wadi]

fide*

[torn maple]

Bro i saw a girl with 1100 cc and almost 1800 fide. 🥀

[tribal aspen]

I hate them tbh its annoying to play against someone who use openings

[royal lynx]

if ur 740 chess.com you would be like 200 fide bru

740 is too low

[small jungle]

It's very random tbh

[half wadi]

haha prolly

[thorn cliff]

If a 2000 fide from France (for example) played a 1500 fide from India, I wouldn't be surprised if they are equal strength.

[royal lynx]

maybe she doesnt play a lot

[river yoke]

💔

[river yoke]

🤣

[native musk]

They are because europe fide is extremely inflated

You took the 2 extreme

[thorn cliff]

FIDE rating starts at 1400

[river yoke]

insane how both of u have absolutely 0 idea what ur talking ab yet affirm like you know for sure

hilarious

[torn maple]

The WCM from France is gonna be equal to the almost botton elo from India?

[half wadi]

oh shit

[native musk]

Blud got his french ego hurt

[river yoke]

remember you remain spectators in the scene 🤣

[royal lynx]

grandmaster where? i cant see

[thorn cliff]

lmao I must have touched a nerve

[blissful lichen]

7.1.4 A rating for a player new to the list shall be published when it is based on at least 5 games against rated opponents. This need not be met in one tournament. Results from other tournaments played within consecutive rating periods of not more than 26 months are pooled to obtain the initial rating. The rating must be at least 1400.

[native musk]

You did lmfao

[blissful lichen]

u would be unrated

[native musk]

He ragebaited himself

[river yoke]

just stop spreading bs bro

[thorn cliff]

I literally have ragebait in my name first of all

[royal lynx]

sthu u suck

[half wadi]

so if i enter a tournament and play 5 games i will receive a rating

[native musk]

https://tenor.com/view/sensei-im-crine-teddie-persona-4-son-im-crine-im-crine-gif-5586526889477535867

[half wadi]

interesting

[royal lynx]

your mad over people talking is hilarious

[small jungle]

U have to draw or win one game

[river yoke]

you wish

[half wadi]

yea i assume so

[royal lynx]

play me rn buddy

[half wadi]

or i would be out of the tournament if i lost anyway

[royal lynx]

your not him js cuz ur an im

[native musk]

Me have tile = me all knowing 💔

[blissful lichen]

u need to play at least 5 rated opponents and not be below 1400 then yes

else u would count as unrated

[royal lynx]

ur never reaching gm either dont know why u babble too much

[river yoke]

lmaoooo i cant 🤣

[thorn cliff]

I've talked to lots of people about this, 1500 isn't almost bottom in India since it's an isolated subcontinent where lots of strong young players improve together which leads to massive deflation

[native musk]

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-out-i'm-out-1-3-seconds-1-3-seconds-meme-sliding-gif-18353827383643920094

[zealous plaza]

hello elliot

[thorn cliff]

I also have data proving that France has one of the most inflated fide ratings lol

[royal lynx]

notice how hes all talk but dont wanna play

[thorn cliff]

It's not subjective

[signal trail]

how long should I be in 100-200 😔

[eternal jackal]

facts

[thorn cliff]

But I guess he thinks I'm wounding his national pride or smth

So I'll leave this

[native musk]

Argue with a wall @river yoke

[acoustic bay]

💀

[royal lynx]

@river yoke why u ducking the 1v1 if ur an im

[river yoke]

i have work to do

[trail mortar]

Best opening for 800 ELO rating player?

[river yoke]

plus im not wasting a second to see ur gameplay

[royal lynx]

ping me after ur done?

[outer linden]

Tell em Elliot

[native musk]

https://tenor.com/view/son-im-crine-gif-7308021896695796285

[royal lynx]

yeah too scared to lose when ur im

[blissful lichen]

no in general its the exact same rating system, but in india theres ppl who dont paly a lot of tournaments due to availability/money but r stronger then their current rating. this goes for other palces as well

[thorn cliff]

he has work to do but had the time to shoot down a ragebait weatherboi as soon as i mentioned his country

[amber dune]

you can probably get to idk 500 elo just by putting all possible moves into a random picker and playing whichever one comes up

[river yoke]

full ragebait lmao

[amber dune]

this would be an interesting experiment actually

[royal lynx]

your never reaching gm anyways just after i saw you crying about people that were not even talking to u in chat

[native musk]

Lmfao

[amber dune]

no one in this chat is reaching GM

[native musk]

Nationalists bro

[outer linden]

True

[thorn cliff]

500 elos are way better than rand

[blissful lichen]

like if u dont paly an otb fide rated tournament for 2 years and u practice and play online every day obv u gonna be stronger than ur rating at some point

[royal lynx]

fr bro he has to lower his ego

[summer oar]

bro didn’t see my trick 🥀

[royal lynx]

"omg momg france mentioned i gotta protecccc!c!c!c!c my country!!"

[thorn cliff]

I have nothing against eating baguettes

[outer linden]

Woah why so passive aggressive, mr pettiness, chill out

[signal trail]

is London opening bad in 100

[hoary berry]

France isn't so romantic

[royal lynx]

you came mid argument dont even protect him he doesnt want u

[potent gulch]

Black responds with qb6 👀

[acoustic bay]

chaos

[naive jolt]

Resend puzzle please

[potent gulch]

LMAO that's so what Markus would say 😭

[blissful lichen]

and when u talk about underrated opponents u usually mean those kiddos that improve way faster than their rating could ever keep up with

[blissful lichen]

since theres a huge difference in improving when u r either 10 or 90

[outer linden]

Wow you're soo tough, I'm gonna cry because a stranger is trying to be cool on discord by bullying other strangers!!! Speaking about achievements in life

[mortal bronze]

hi apron

[thorn cliff]

A child's rating is a moving target so rating systems naturally have lag time behind their actual skill level

[native musk]

These gifted children annoy me

[mortal bronze]

hey i have seen this puzzle before

it's a nice puzzle

[outer linden]

Womp womp

[potent gulch]

Hey thereeee kel :p making people burn their brain with the puzzle u sent me :3

[royal lynx]

lol how am i even bullying him we were talking about a topic and he randomly jumped in chat and started saying we got no idea what we are saying

[mortal bronze]

oh i sent it to you

[small jungle]

Kg1

[potent gulch]

Yuhhh

[mortal bronze]

correct answer vro

[mortal bronze]

lol. how u been?

[royal lynx]

cool you can babble as long as you want, i think your the one trying to be cool when you came out of no where protecting a random im

[potent gulch]

🥶

[naive jolt]

You think that's chaos?

[thorn cliff]

i mean i just thought it was really funny the way he jumped in

[potent gulch]

Going good, just gotta still fix my sleeping schedule 😭 Lol, aside that I'm good, wbu buddy

[mortal bronze]

tears

[royal lynx]

ONG bro we were literally talking and right as we mention france bro spawned its like if u say "france" he automatically gets pinged or something

[outer linden]

I talked to him before you goof, he's a chill guy imo you're out of control

[naive jolt]

Wdym Qb6 after Qe3

[thorn cliff]

is that a chart of the daily temperature or my rating fluctuation

[acoustic bay]

nah bru you got ventricular tachycardia

[mortal bronze]

same vro... i slept at 7 pm and woke up at 3 am

[royal lynx]

you didnt see what he said first might as well just keep ur mouth shut

im not gonna respond to you anymore since arguing with girls is lame

[outer linden]

Make me :((

[mortal bronze]

@thorn cliff what do you play against e4?

[zealous plaza]

youre just making yourself look like a clown

[thorn cliff]

banned gambit

[native musk]

I am not @thorn cliff but najdorf

[potent gulch]

Qe3 qb6 treaths your queen

[outer linden]

Woah we got a cute misogynist here, do you even have a good trait?

[royal lynx]

all bite no bark

[thorn cliff]

can we all just drop this lol

[potent gulch]

Ouchhh 😬

[thorn cliff]

I thought it was funny and y'all are arguing over nothing

[naive jolt]

But the queen is on e4?????????

[outer linden]

Facts

[mortal bronze]

tell meee

[mortal bronze]

is this true clandestine?

[naive jolt]

Whatever, Ima go now

[native musk]

A4 ra3 vro

[zealous plaza]

typical pleb

[amber dune]

is it white or black to play

[potent gulch]

Whoops, sorry, qg6

[mortal bronze]

who are you vro

[potent gulch]

White

[native musk]

Its a famous gambit wdym

[mortal bronze]

reveal your real account

[native musk]

Actually its h5 rh6 even i dont know

[royal lynx]

i said im all bite no bark, if u wanna play then sure, if ur just also gonna spawn out of no where and protect a girl that u think ur impressing then u can bark all u want

[mortal bronze]

silly

[torn sparrow]

@magic shard ggs

[magic shard]

gg

[mortal bronze]

score?

[magic shard]

runner

[torn sparrow]

2-6

[native musk]

Mind yall @mortal bronze thinks im as good as @magic shard

[magic shard]

I lost twice

[thorn cliff]

1. ... a5 2... Ra6 then recapture with the knight, play b6, Bb7, Qa8 and snipe

[mortal bronze]

i see

[zealous plaza]

i thought if one was already 1000 rating points lower you dont have to play

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/bellebows-tiktok-dog-funny-silly-gif-26293491

[magic shard]

want to play some games

[torn sparrow]

you were lowkey refuting all my main stuff

[thorn cliff]

I swear I beat an NM in a blitz game otb, he said he would retire if he ever lost to the banned gambit and I wonder if he's kept his word

[native musk]

Nah its late

[mortal bronze]

vro only remembers his losses

[magic shard]

that's what I do

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/vladimir-kramnik-kramnik-chesscom-chess-meme-anis-84-gif-10256479517071193831

[torn sparrow]

I had too pull exchange premium

[mortal bronze]

stop trolling me smh

[outer linden]

He's saying lines like a nickelodeon bully

[native musk]

No thats actually it

[muted cave]

what is the banned gambit

[native musk]

Sac the rook search it

[royal lynx]

1800+1000 is 2800, i really wanna be on whatever your on right now you seem braindead

[torn sparrow]

najdorf didnt work vro

[native musk]

I always forget which rook tho

[thorn cliff]

move rook pawn forward 2 squares, play rook up to sixth rank to "gambit" the exchange, recapture with knight

[zealous plaza]

oh youre a smart one arent you!

[potent gulch]

What's happening vro

[torn sparrow]

I thought it was a good opening for beginners

[magic shard]

@zealous plaza run it

[zealous plaza]

i can play tomorrow

[young crest]

Holy rook sac

[magic shard]

top tier dodge

[muted cave]

XD

[zealous plaza]

unlucky its midnight for me

[muted cave]

is like trolling

[timid dome]

Anyone wanna play

[thorn cliff]

It's all fun and games until black tries 1... Nf3+ and you instinctively recapture with the queen oops

[inland imp]

I lost.

[frosty peak]

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Rapid: 789 (798 peak)
Blitz: 371 (379 peak)
Bullet: 303 (390 peak)

[candid swift]

Bro…

[inland imp]

WHY CAN'T I GET TO 800 😭

[torn sparrow]

wtf is this jobava ahh

only low elo jobavas

[potent gulch]

I feel you 😞💔

[amber dune]

Rc1 followed by Bb6 seems like the best plan i could come up with here

[timid dome]

Anyone wanna play rapud

[amber dune]

so like Rc1 Qc6 Qf3 maybe

[native musk]

Cap

[thorn cliff]

Jobava seeing this would be like failed austrian painter looking at the state of american politics today

[small jungle]

Just learn najdorf vro

[candid swift]

That’s my default opening and he copied..

[inland imp]

Ur litrally like 1.8k elo tho 😭

[muted cave]

cause you are bad 💔 (joke, maybe its because of tilt)

[native musk]

You dont know what its like to be bad

[potent gulch]

Wdym 🥀

[sage vine]

His case is probably for getting 2k

[potent gulch]

Exactly, that means that I was at 700 before 😞

[timid dome]

I play London too

[torn sparrow]

infact jobava is a racist vro

[thorn cliff]

Believe it or not, I used to be 700. And 600. And 500, and yes I was once a 101.

[potent gulch]

And ye I'm a 1900 trying to get to 2000 and can't 🥀

[native musk]

700 was your starting elo??????? Holy gifted talented sjudnqsksk

[inland imp]

Like i was completely winning then i blundered my queen

[amber dune]

i started my account at 700 elo and now i am 1300 elo and rising

[potent gulch]

My starting was 100 bro 🥀

[kindred crypt]

Does anyone here make opening repertoires for themselves

[timid dome]

Anyone wanna play

[amber dune]

believe in yourself

[inland imp]

KDSJIEBD

[native musk]

Oh damn dawg mb 💔 💀

[muted cave]

700 elo is easy wdym

[thorn cliff]

I remember losing all my games in my first otb tournament.

[inland imp]

I WAS LITRALLY COMPLETELY WINNING WHY'D I BLUNDWR MY QUEEN

[sage vine]

This is literally so me, my peak is 1996, but i fell to 1927

[potent gulch]

You're already doing right but spoting what went wrong, that's how you start to fix things 🔥

[potent gulch]

Noooooo 😭that hurts

[inland imp]

I can pull off brilliant move and crazy tactics but I'm inconsistent 😭

Like bro

[potent gulch]

Ouch 😭 that'll be so me when I start my first otb

[amber dune]

you just gotta belieeeeeve

[native musk]

You lack experience

[inland imp]

Whats the point of pulling off crazy moves if u just gonna blunder ltr

[potent gulch]

Nahhhh it's fine lmao

[timid dome]

Noob

[muted cave]

nice

[small jungle]

2000 is very easy vro

[native musk]

Youre rushing chess and your brain is forgetting the fundamentals

[potent gulch]

Get me there then 🥺

[inland imp]

24 days since I started playing 😭

[muted cave]

just ragebait at this point

[inland imp]

What r the fundamentals tho?

[native musk]

Yeah you just need to play more and wait

[thorn cliff]

hey that's my job

[native musk]

Not blundering pieces

[timid dome]

Anyone wanna play rapid

[small jungle]

It's true vro

[inland imp]

K

I shall do my best

[muted cave]

i mean, you need like a year of practice to get there

[thorn cliff]

believe it or not it took me a good 5 years to get to 2000 cc strength, and this is as a child

[native musk]

Focus on puzzle

[faint moss]

anyone wana play

[loud river]

dont play chess on that account for approximately 3 years, hop back on, win 1 game, and welcome to the 2000s

[inland imp]

But like I'm alr rrl good at tactics

[potent gulch]

Holy moly, what matters is that u got there 🔥

[inland imp]

Its just i

[faint moss]

you can never get good enough tho

[small jungle]

Same but I didn't really study before

[rich rock]

ill play

[potent gulch]

Holy 😭

[small jungle]

And too a big break

[mortal bronze]

sure minter

[timid dome]

Puzzles are easy doesn't help

[blissful lichen]

just make a new account, win 5 games bullet games and u r 2000. takes less than 10min. dont spend years.

[native musk]

Kids are so bad at chess its scary because you see 12 years old 1600 but theyve been playing for 6 years like its not even worth it atp begin at 14 15 16 like a normal person 💔

[thorn cliff]

I started at 101 and grinded my way up through the years. My talent level is pretty low (a soviet trainer would have thrown me out long ago)

[river yoke]

true

[inland imp]

God why is chess so hard

[faint moss]

@thorn cliff wana play against me and absolutely destroy me cuz im bored

[inland imp]

Well ima just go to sleep for now since its like 4am

[timid dome]

Wanna 1v1

[small jungle]

That's what almost happened to karpov💔

[muted cave]

yeah but thats not real elo

[faint moss]

it makes it fun

[native musk]

And then get banned

[potent gulch]

Nah ye it's alright, what matter is to learn and improve your chess

[rich rock]

ill play

[outer linden]

Goodnight!

[blissful lichen]

why would u get banned for palying chess

[amber dune]

i genuinely considered making a new account because of how messed up my Daily rating is

[faint moss]

i think im talented in chess but just really inconsistent

[amber dune]

i timed out from like 100 games

[native musk]

Kramnik is listening

[mortal bronze]

that's easy to do when you are 2900 bullet vro

[amber dune]

💀

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/kramnik-vladimir-kramnik-vlad-chess-champion-gif-25393638

[loud river]

just dont tell anyone

[native musk]

Except kramnik is listening

[blissful lichen]

i see

[timid dome]

I think I am grandmaster but i am really inconsistent