💬〡chess-talk

[worn geode]

chess.com gave me a free course which is great

this seems very exploitable, not that i would ever do that

[harsh kite]

its like 4am for me brodie im higher than you whatever that is

[stark copper]

i agree

[harsh kite]

if anyone is to read it would never be me

[stark copper]

crazy like jay z

[dense cliff]

I'm feeling tryhard today

[harsh kite]

dinner

[willow owl]

Aren't you 6 hours ahead of me?

[stark copper]

does cro not have classes in the morn

[dense cliff]

gonna reach 220 blitz

[stark copper]

i hardly know her!

[willow owl]

Go to sleep its like 2 am for you

[harsh kite]

what time is it for you now

also 3am but same thing

[molten gate]

Hey I'm looking for fellow low Elo players I'm like 220 rn pls don't judge but I can be white or black but just tryna find some games

[willow owl]

I said 8 am just a minute ago

[stark copper]

午前三時間

[harsh kite]

oh right im high

6 hour ahead would be 2pm so no

[sick estuary]

Ggs

[stark copper]

im 230 rated!

[willow owl]

@stark copper mrs low rated play this guy

[timid dome]

Gg

[harsh kite]

3 hours before noon or whatever

[stark copper]

this is crazy slander yo

[molten gate]

Wanna run a game or two?

[stark copper]

3 am 🥹

[willow owl]

You said it yourself before me

[harsh kite]

my chinese is AWFUL

[stark copper]

i have to relearn how to move some of the pieces maybe later

[past junco]

sure bro im 50 elo

[willow owl]

Im not fluent in traditional lmao

[molten gate]

Ok chek dms

[sick estuary]

Does anyone even remember how the horse piece moves?

[past junco]

that looks like simplified ngl

[stark copper]

the unfortunate thing is that this is japanese LOL its gozen sanjikan
chinese is 早上三点中

[willow owl]

Its traditional. Those boomers like @stark copper ...

[past junco]

that's japanese?

[stark copper]

yea kanji

[harsh kite]

OMG I ACTUALLY FORGOT JAPANESE KANJI EXISTS

[past junco]

god damn japanese rlly took a lot of chinese characters and just turned them into kanji

[harsh kite]

theres literally no japanese around me but chinese ppl i have to literally switch modes to think

[willow owl]

Bro go to sleep its 3 am🙏

[past junco]

i read them as simplified chinese (not that i speak chinese lol)

[willow owl]

I thought you said you were from japan😭

[harsh kite]

i learned traditional like a while ago

[stark copper]

yeah its unforch because some times lowk do not use hiragana so it can mess u up

[harsh kite]

i am

born/raised in hokkaido!

[willow owl]

Ngl i thought it was traditional just cuz of the last character

Looks like traditional for door

[stark copper]

wait what the freak

[past junco]

yall be raised in the north

[stark copper]

why am i teaching japanese to a japanese native bro im crine

[harsh kite]

the outside thing is door yeah

[magic shard]

hi crine

[past junco]

assert your dominance and keep teaching it to a native

[harsh kite]

im lwk a shame to my country ong

[willow owl]

I need to revoke my chinese status for this blunder

[harsh kite]

chinese status 🙏

[stark copper]

whats actually really interesting is that even though japanese took an ASS load of chinese characters as kanji and even some phonotactics are conserved the languages could not be less related linguistically. very cool

[past junco]

i speak my native language in such an uneducated way ppl just assume i never finished primary education (even though im in uni now)

[willow owl]

"Reading comprehension devil at large once again"

[harsh kite]

when i present 大根 to chinese ppl the first time

[past junco]

i just speak like that bc i do not bc i didnt learn my native language

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Karamveer Singh (karamveer_singh07)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1719 (1738 peak)
Blitz: 1704 (peak)
Bullet: 1502 (peak)

[harsh kite]

its funny how they interpret kanji with their own set of vocab

[stark copper]

wait i was lowk gonna do a semester abroad at utokyo in my junior year we r lowk like opposites

[kindred crypt]

chal khelte hai👾👾

[harsh kite]

😭

thats so good

[worn geode]

what does this mean isn't kanji just a copy of chinese characters

[harsh kite]

they possess different meanings japanese is a distinct language system from chinese afterall

[past junco]

reading comprehension? that scares me

[timid dome]

Anyone wanna play a match

[stark copper]

not exactly no

[willow owl]

Wdym theres no Japanese people around you if you live in japan😭

[worn geode]

like i know yoru is night and 夜 is night but its pronounced yoru in japanese and ye in chinese

[harsh kite]

大根 pronounced daikon in japanese means raddish

[stark copper]

some meanings actually totally change

[past junco]

do u literally live near ainu ppl or smn

[worn geode]

as opposed to big stem

[harsh kite]

im in canada now dud

[harsh kite]

yes

[tall stone]

https://www.chess.com/game/145690244084 pettiest strat ive ever used

[worn geode]

stem or root i forgot what to call plants

[slow folio]

wsp my #1 glazer of all time

[timid dome]

Anyone wanna play

[stark copper]

my favorite example is 手紙 in japanese is tegami (letter) and in chinese is shouzhi (toilet paper)

[past junco]

bros in トロント 😭

[slow folio]

I won a 120+0 game today so you can glaze me 🥶

[willow owl]

And thats why its in the middle of the night for you now I get it. I was like "im pretty sure its afternoon in Japan "

[harsh kite]

actually its more often taken as a big stick as 根 could also be used as a way to present the amount of stick like objects

[worn geode]

yeah

[stark copper]

big stick

[harsh kite]

LMAOO

[past junco]

toronto is so kawaii gng

[harsh kite]

lotta different ppl here

[worn geode]

i like to eat 大根

[harsh kite]

im just high

[stark copper]

konnichiwagwan minnaslimes

[harsh kite]

ki told me to buy mouth tape and i also forgot that

[magic shard]

Have you met any chess players yet

[harsh kite]

my sleep schedule is never getting fixed

[harsh kite]

no i havent visited the club yet

[stark copper]

why 😭

[slow folio]

sleep debt: 1000 hours 💀

[past junco]

hey bossman one chicken doner kudasai

[harsh kite]

i mean i did but its more like just a view hart house is a crazy place afterall

[peak agate]

Do y'all have someone to play OTB chess with?

[harsh kite]

a crazy good place

[harsh kite]

smth like that

[thin hearth]

Helo guys

[stark copper]

joushi man

[harsh kite]

i forgot it because my memory is lwk running out also its mouth tape because ki said it helps him to fix his sleep schedule

[slow folio]

vro’s waking up at the morning belike

[stark copper]

does it really wtf how

[harsh kite]

i get like 4h of sleep per day but whatever that keeps me up!

[past junco]

hey corner shop sensei

[harsh kite]

sleeping is optional

[stark copper]

my sleep schedule is deadass so cooked bro i genuinely am nocturnal

[slow folio]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-falling-reverse-standing-up-gif-15215374219241992776

[past junco]

gl today

[stark copper]

when i set an alarm for 40 minutes and i genuinely wake up feeling like chatgpt

[harsh kite]

the alarm will go off in approximately 27 minutes

[junior anchor]

Interesting tree shape

[willow owl]

Yes my glorious king you are the greatest ever

[past junco]

how u feel like chatgpt gng im crine 😭

[harsh kite]

what is feeling like chatgpt supposed to convey

[harsh kite]

idk bro i havent bought one

[willow owl]

You're always high🙏

[stark copper]

yall dont get it you'll know when u mentally feel like chatgpt

[near violet]

Played 3 cheaters this week and now I think whoever defeats me is a cheater

[harsh kite]

its been quite some years since i started running on 4h of sleep probably since i was 16

[stark copper]

WHAT is hikaru nakamura doing

[past junco]

Sure, would you like me to map out a plan for you?

[peak agate]

lmao

[harsh kite]

im not growing after that so who cares

[willow owl]

-Kramnik

[thin hearth]

You will not welcome me, my dear

[junior anchor]

Haven't played any cheater but any of my wins feel luck based and underserved

[past junco]

same gng

[stark copper]

deadass me 2

[near violet]

[harsh kite]

that was NOT hikaru

[willow owl]

Get some rest vro

[harsh kite]

u right im about to sleep in half

[thin hearth]

Bye guys

[harsh kite]

an hour

[junior anchor]

Because why do i win

[stark copper]

counterpoint: you've never seen hikaru without a shirt on

[magic shard]

Can't believe I feel like my sleep schedules cooked when you guys are sleeping this late

[slow folio]

too late vro, she has 1000 hours of sleep debt to pay, expected to fully paid in like 30 years 💀

[willow owl]

It will be 4 by then💀

[past junco]

bro got all cards stacked against u and u still wn damn

[slow folio]

if she pulled a @pseudo garden move

[willow owl]

Holy sleep loans

[junior anchor]

I have even worse win

[twin patio]

Actually nutty how many cheaters are in the <1300 bracket

[harsh kite]

severeness is relative

[willow owl]

In this sleep ecenomy?

[stark copper]

recovering my sleep debt has been heavenly if im ngl

[harsh kite]

yes

[past junco]

Speed W ❤️‍🩹

[magic shard]

I need my sleep or I can't perform basic function

[harsh kite]

reasonable physical response

[slow folio]

https://tenor.com/view/ben-jammins-benjammins-ishowspeed-livestreamer-livestreamer-meme-gif-8055992128609327867

[timid dome]

Anyone wanna play

[magic shard]

I lose 1 hour of sleep and suddenly I play at 2200 bullet level

[willow owl]

@stark copper get her to go to sleep

[harsh kite]

tahts kind of how human body works you are right

[past junco]

ngl i might need to burn calories to perform activities

[stark copper]

come to bed mai

[harsh kite]

yes goat

[magic shard]

I lose 2 hours of sleep and im playing at @stark copper's bullet level

[hexed ocean]

EN PASSANT IS A GREAT MOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[trail vortex]

me

[stark copper]

as opposed to your normal 2000 level?

[full locust]

it always is

[magic shard]

I'm normally 2600 level

[timid dome]

https://link.chess.com/play/em9zuB

[obsidian plume]

if a player cry and post a public apology on youtube. will a chess.com ban be lifted? saying he sorry and will not cheat again?

[plucky kelp]

Epic!!! 🔥

[full locust]

who made gotham a chess.com coach 💔

[stark copper]

maybe on chess academy

[full locust]

bro isn't even gm

[harsh kite]

ok ill sleep gn chat

[junior anchor]

Mw

[eternal jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/anthony-mackie-laugh-try-not-to-laugh-anthony-laugh-gif-4264565357610009154

[hexed ocean]

Where is torby the cat

[plucky kelp]

Gn!

[willow owl]

Gn Donald trump

[magic shard]

I'm not even got the 2600 role

[obsidian plume]

😜

[magic shard]

because I'm a sitter

[stark copper]

this might be the funniest message i've ever seen on this server

[eternal jackal]

2600 with a losing record to a 2400

[twin patio]

Who and why

[tired hamlet]

Anyone here use Eleven Labs

[stark copper]

good night kitten

[full locust]

😭

[obsidian plume]

i'm 2600 if i use stockfish. but i guess chess.com won't give you 2600 role

[plucky kelp]

He's gone. The furry infection was too strong 😔

[hexed ocean]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[full locust]

fr same

[magic shard]

dudes never letting go of this

[eternal jackal]

It’s my favourite bait message atp

[hexed ocean]

I wanted him to play my cat in chess

[willow owl]

Lets just say yes so they can post the video and we can all laugh at it as we watch it

[magic shard]

I scored decently against brilliants though

[stark copper]

fake 2500

[eternal jackal]

I’m yet to hear the score g

[magic shard]

so at least Im still pretty good at ultrabullet

[magic shard]

27-1 in my favour

[eternal jackal]

respectable

[stark copper]

susge

[willow owl]

Ive quadruple adopted a 2300 in ultra bullet its not it🙏

[magic shard]

who's putting that reaction on my message

[plucky kelp]

You can find some remainings of him on the chess.com profile tho (that's because I literally do not know how to remove images so I just gave up 😭)

[hexed ocean]

oh

[stark copper]

https://tenor.com/view/danny-rensch-daniel-rensch-rensch-chess-chesscom-gif-25905237

[hexed ocean]

oh hell nah

[willow owl]

Average balj*et behaviour

[plucky kelp]

Also hai fyutir

[main owl]

I have noticed now I predict my opponents next move with like 70-75% accuracy.

[stark copper]

1000 discovers calculating

[willow owl]

The bullet disease is still spreading

[main owl]

😭

[willow owl]

It needs to stop

[eternal jackal]

the real disease is blitz🤞

[main owl]

Like I meant I couldn't do that before but I can now.

[plucky kelp]

Imagine a non-chess player hearing this lol

[stark copper]

something something plot of chainsaw man part 1

[full locust]

how can I beat a 1400 but not a 900

[stark copper]

skill issue

[plucky kelp]

Opening

It's always the opening 😭

[full locust]

they do stupid shit in the opening

[trail vortex]

nobody serious about improving in chess should ever play bullet, blitz is the lowest one should go

[full locust]

✅

[stark copper]

im higher rated than that guy and i disagree

[main owl]

Ngl, I feel like I played better when I was 700 then I do now as a 1100.

[stark copper]

actually im higher rated than those two combined and i strongly disagree

play only 1+0 or faster

[eternal jackal]

no no no

[full locust]

doesn't matter if you're higher rated, that would be appeal to authority to claim your right just because you're higher rated

[stark copper]

i am not reading allat

go grind some bullet little sigma

[timid dome]

Anyone wanna play

[eternal jackal]

blitz is also a flag fest it has people deceived into believing it’s a real tc

[twin patio]

I’m a 2|1 bullet player and I’ll have you know I’ve improved greatly

[stark copper]

2|1 is deadass blitz

[somber lark]

We all should switch to 3|2

[tired hamlet]

So no one's a YouTuber in here

[timid dome]

I am

[stark copper]

we are NOT playing rapid

[radiant swan]

real

[tired hamlet]

do you use Eleven Labs

I've got 95k credits left that I'm not gonna use lol

[timid dome]

No but u can

[radiant swan]

thats why im only good in blitz

[somber lark]

I should NOT get away with a +1.5 position in every single game (as black)

[tired hamlet]

but it expires on the 20th

[timid dome]

I got million left I got multiple accounts there

[eternal jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/ha-smirk-smile-gif-14555623

[full locust]

give me acess pls

i need that so bad

[tired hamlet]

Dm

[timid dome]

Anyone wanna play

[stark copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/930311265958658079/1288507378903547915/attachment.gif

[small jungle]

Cap vro

You're the #1 classical player

[neat sand]

I've hit my 1300 goal, im now only -100 elo.

[trail vortex]

i can play you as many times as you want lol

[hexed ocean]

you literally don't meed them to be equal lmao

[timid dome]

Ok I am practicing ty

[trail vortex]

play slower

[eternal jackal]

dawg what was this

[timid dome]

Ok

[trail vortex]

just because I play fast doesnt mean you should too

[timid dome]

https://link.chess.com/play/tDei1t

[stark copper]

LMFAOO

[timid dome]

Nah I like to play fast

[somber lark]

I didnt want to make a draw 💀

[neat sand]

More so I was 1400 and lost 200 today bringing me to 1200. So I'm getting it back to where it should be

[hexed ocean]

Bro beat an FM down a queen

[stark copper]

SO MAKE A QUEEN 💔

[hexed ocean]

oh

[neat sand]

Well imo it should be 1600 but alas my ass isn't going to make thag ever happen again because im a moron who can't improve

[twin patio]

Queen draws tho lel

[somber lark]

he would give perpetual

[stark copper]

wait am i dumb

[tired hamlet]

no ur yoru

[torn sparrow]

The goat sees everything 🥶

[eternal jackal]

bro chose the -9😭

[kindred crypt]

perpetual

[stark copper]

oh yeah rook is on d1 in that line not d2 LMAO

[twin patio]

Giga Chad went for the win respectable

[eternal jackal]

syvau

[torn sparrow]

Zigzag would adopt you pmo

[stark copper]

i disagree

[eternal jackal]

not true

[neat sand]

Bruh pawn wtf?

[torn sparrow]

Unlike you he never got locked out

He never got timeouted

He is the final aurafarmer

[twin patio]

It’s ok material is fake flag only

[stark copper]

holy glaze bro

[neat sand]

Legit chose the only option thag lets a fork

[stark copper]

words to live by

[torn sparrow]

I don't glaze vro I critized where needed

[stark copper]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/713578023625949235/1109690239112458301/attachment-8.gif

[eternal jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/ragebait-lion-monkey-angry-wisdom-gif-15744115571249218128

[limpid viper]

Couldn’t even adopt me

[torn sparrow]

Hop on rated blitz

[limpid viper]

Let’s be honest big Durban will be fine

[radiant swan]

till this day i dont get what this means 🙏

[torn sparrow]

You got lucky vro he is humble

[eternal jackal]

your not in range such a shame

[torn sparrow]

And bro wants me to play after beating him 💔

[stark copper]

tree muncher

[radiant swan]

none of us in chat is high rated enough to get paired against the goat durban

[torn sparrow]

Yoru actually paired

Like 2 days ago vro

[stark copper]

i did LMAO i was calling my bf and threw that game so bad

[radiant swan]

wdym

[eternal jackal]

yoru is a very respectable opponent

[torn sparrow]

They got paired in pool literally

[eternal jackal]

something you are not🥶

[torn sparrow]

You didn't rematch

[radiant swan]

yoru vs ki

[torn sparrow]

The worst thing you can do to a tilted person is not to rematch him

And ki ran away like little fox

[stark copper]

WTF LMAOO

[eternal jackal]

I doubt yoru wanted a rematch

[hexed ocean]

@somber lark Why did you sac your rook though, time stress?

[torn sparrow]

Tilted people always do

[somber lark]

nah I wanted to flag him

[hexed ocean]

oh

[eternal jackal]

lmfao I don’t even remember the first game

[radiant swan]

this is why durban is the goat vro

[stark copper]

yea ive just been playing blitz to just move pieces around and tilting down

[stark copper]

me neither i think i was prob tilted and didnt notice

[plucky kelp]

Hai zig

[somber lark]

Qe3 Rf2

[eternal jackal]

that was also the 2 day stretch I went from 2300-2500😭

caught me at a good time lmao

[somber lark]

hi, were you drawing that pfp

[plucky kelp]

Yes

[stark copper]

ts not fair bro im like 2100 strength they got me playing 2600s 🥀

[hexed ocean]

you probably could have done that in the perpetual, it doesnt automatically give you a draw, now sure 3 fold repetition is there, but I got no clue if the FM would have blundered under that time stress

[eternal jackal]

lemme investigate this game my curiosity is peaking

[stark copper]

tsk tsk tsk silly flagger

[hexed ocean]

would you like a game of chess, I got all the time in the world cuz school's water is a health hazard rn

[quasi nova]

Love when a tournament you wanna go to is a 4 hour drive away and starts at 10am

[plucky kelp]

Not rn sorry. Maybe later

[eternal jackal]

I did NOT deserve to win that😭

[stark copper]

i used to be crazy fast in bullet im old and washed now

[somber lark]

he would take the draw 💯

[past junco]

everyone loves driving for 4 hours

[eternal jackal]

Bro push the pawn😭

[last badger]

What would yall do if you lost a game against someone and feel tilted, and when you send them a rematch request, they message you "hey good game! If you want to get better, I suggest doing chess puzzles"

[small jungle]

🧢

[quasi nova]

Like I'll do the 4 hour drive but man I don't wanna wake up at 5am and leave at 6am

[hexed ocean]

I dont know how bad your feeling rn tbh, I have never had a tournament

[stark copper]

i was mad geeked bro 😭😭😭😭😭

[somber lark]

push blitz, snails like us would survive there

[quasi nova]

Do them, they are fun

[past junco]

yea bro (i only got 4 hours of actual total driving experience)

[plucky kelp]

Here's a solution: Rent an hotel near there the day before the tournament

[quasi nova]

That's peak

[quasi nova]

So expensive vro

[stark copper]

ive been flagging/hanging easy shit in blitz because i play on trackpad and dont pay attention to the game...

[past junco]

im not renting a whole hotel bro 😭

[plucky kelp]

True

[hexed ocean]

I mean, say he was premoving, and he moved here because he'd think you would move to the h file, that could have happened, he would have to predict like 20 moves in a row

[stark copper]

my blitz and bullet tilt is actually so bad rn LMFAOOOO

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> anna (calculationdevil)

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Name: anna (calculationdevil)
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2284 (peak)
Blitz: 2125 (2257 peak)
Bullet: 2175 (2388 peak)

[quasi nova]

Mr beast ahh

[last badger]

It always be the hotels where a burger and fries and a drink costs 30+ dollars 🥀

[hexed ocean]

My city doesn't do chess, they used to, but the chess club got shut right down

[plucky kelp]

Just bring ur own food vro

[small jungle]

What if I'm homeless 😔

[quasi nova]

That sucks 😔

[past junco]

I just rented this entire hotel for this one guest! How long can he survive before he leaves?

[hexed ocean]

Yea

[quasi nova]

Speed

[stark copper]

https://tenor.com/view/kirk-speed-kirk-trying-not-to-laugh-speed-trying-not-to-laugh-charlie-kirk-gif-8859915067900253017

[past junco]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-meme-trying-not-to-laugh-laugh-homeless-gif-9458928528704746136

[junior anchor]

Haii

[quasi nova]

Vro if your homeless then you can spend your time playing countingbrilliants

[hexed ocean]

And If I wanted to do a tournament, I would most likely have to go up london, and I live on the coast

[somber lark]

14 secs is quite alot

[plucky kelp]

Car

[plucky kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/protogen-vrchat-hello-hi-jumping-gif-18406743932972249866

[quasi nova]

Are you in the UK

[past junco]

if you said that ur mom is homeless then how r u playing the game?

[hexed ocean]

Its not gonna be a lot of time if he has to see your move then move

[hexed ocean]

yes

[drowsy pelican]

Yes?

[somber lark]

thats how blitz players play blitz dw

[quasi nova]

His Mum is homeless but his dad has a home vrochacho

[past junco]

speak of the devil

[last badger]

I always do the first 2-3 days, but the last 2 days, I dont be finding time to make new food 💔

[quasi nova]

Is the weather overcast rn

[stark copper]

im down 16 games from my peak bro im so geeked

[somber lark]

my king either goes to the right or left

[stark copper]

and im down like 30 for bullet LOL

[small jungle]

😭

[quasi nova]

I don't think I've seen a single image of the UK where the weather wasn't cloudy and ass

[hexed ocean]

Partially sunny

[eternal jackal]

@torn sparrow very lucky

[hexed ocean]

still mostly has to predict which direction to go

[quasi nova]

Wrong reply 💔

[stark copper]

goonflower

[hexed ocean]

Partially sunny

[radiant swan]

i forgot about Dobyvatel2

[hexed ocean]

Partially sunny

[quasi nova]

5th times the charm

[small jungle]

💔

[somber lark]

wouldnt take more than 3 secs to take the draw there 😭

[last badger]

Bro looks like his entire family exploded in front of him 🥀

[quasi nova]

He looks traumatized

[past junco]

https://tenor.com/view/uefa-champions-league-tottenham-ajax-vs-hotspurs-gif-14093126

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/daniel-dae-kim-mogged-mogger-looksmaxxing-ruggyscruggy-gif-1507416034755076487

[stark copper]

the face i make when my opponent plays d4

[quasi nova]

Wasn't Yu Yangyi the favourite to win

[somber lark]

dw, I dropped to 2300 2 times already 💀
you can do the same

[past junco]

"i'm a surgeon!"

[stark copper]

its so over should i just retire atp

[last badger]

The face I make when my opponent is an autistic 10 year old 💔

[past junco]

if ur opp is that u should just quit the game

[stark copper]

https://tenor.com/view/xilonen-catgirl-ocelot-hello-everynyan-hi-gif-12830965132214048181

[drowsy pelican]

Real

[last badger]

The ability to play chess is the sign of a gentleman

The ability to play chess well is the sign of a wasted life

The ability to play chess extremely well is a sign of autism

[stark copper]

hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby

[obsidian plume]

guys! i know this is a stupid question to ask. but i'll do it anyway.

can you still get banned from using stockfish in unrated games?

[hexed ocean]

h#

[plucky kelp]

I agree

[quasi nova]

Yes, using stockfish in any kind of public game is ban-able

[obsidian plume]

thanks.

[near violet]

but i play horrible

[quasi nova]

Better ask a question then to get banned

[eternal jackal]

Against a bot no real person yes

[gentle falcon]

chess

[somber lark]

I hang a piece every 2 games

like straight up

and they cant even convert

[obsidian plume]

if i use stockfish to beat magnus bot. then brag about it to my friends that i beat magnus. am i ban?

[stark copper]

i hang 2 pieces a game we are not the same

[hexed ocean]

The ability to have a sexual relationship with the queen is a sign of insanity but I am not insane

[somber lark]

its not over when you still have the king

[stark copper]

truly not over until it's over

[obsidian plume]

bot is not humans. i can't hurt their feelings and rating if i cheat on them right? but i guess maybe ban?

[stark copper]

i hung a queen to a knight fork in a bullet game and still managed to win by checkmate LOL

[slim gulch]

[hexed ocean]

MY BELOVED 😭

[quasi nova]

It's no ban-able but why would you cheat on bots vro

[hexed ocean]

the crowns

[quasi nova]

Crowns made of fools gold bro

[plucky kelp]

Fun fact: no one cares about the crowns

[obsidian plume]

because i'm weak and i can't beat magnus bot. i just wanna beat it once

[somber lark]

same for blitz

[obsidian plume]

😖

[hexed ocean]

Guys, how are we losing to Gothamchess, we literally beat Vishy

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/vladimir-kramnik-kramnik-chesscom-chess-meme-anis-84-gif-10256479517071193831

[hexed ocean]

Time to do the procedure

[torn sparrow]

Syvau

[alpine sparrow]

I think I played against my first cheater omg

[stark copper]

this position is so resignable bro

[quasi nova]

Idk why you would feel good about essentially getting something else to beat a bot for you

[runic temple]

crazy setup

[hexed ocean]

The only thing crazy is the piece design 🤮

[small jungle]

That was me mb vro

[runic temple]

WHY DOES EVERYBODY POINT THAT OUT

[quasi nova]

Please never design pieces again

[hexed ocean]

Its vile

[runic temple]

I like this piece design 🥺

[alpine sparrow]

Knew it

[runic temple]

what design would y'all recommend then 😭

[hexed ocean]

Took me ages to find your idea because I couldn't tell which piece was which

[hexed ocean]

Neo

[eternal jackal]

Trying to play a game secretly luckily for you my snipe failed

[small jungle]

Normal one

[torn sparrow]

You are not sniping me vro

[obsidian plume]

you see. when i play bot magnus. this thing is weird. i play my horse but it already knew what my plan is. i kept taking back moves, but it keeps counter every plan i remake. just keep coming back at it with same results. i'm losing my shit over my losses. and i want to have at least a win, or else i will lose sleep over it

[last badger]

Guyss World Cup tiebreak games about to happen in less than an hour. Who yall think getting eliminated/moving on?

[runic temple]

This what it looked like

[stark copper]

what's your rating bro bro 😭 it's literally an engine its gonna make good moves

[runic temple]

I didn't find mate in 2 but I did mate after 5 moves

[hexed ocean]

Yea I see it now, but please, for the sake of your eyes, no more 3D

[runic temple]

uh okia

[obsidian plume]

ok i hate chess now. baaaah! can't beat magnus the bot

[small jungle]

U gotta think vro

[neat sand]

Qx3+, Ke2, qd3+,Rc1#.

That or Qx3+, Kd1, Qd3+,(Rd1,Qd1) Rc1#

[stark copper]

yeah you're not supposed to be able to bro 😭 calculate and play good moves and shit

[plucky kelp]

Jose Martinez and Arjun Erigaisi will move on.
As for the other tiebreak match, idk

[hexed ocean]

Its Magnus Carlsen, you arent winning that easily, its not martin, stop complaining.

[last badger]

i want Shankland to win

[junior anchor]

Urgh i was winning why i got skewered

He played Kf1 nvm

[hexed ocean]

Buddy, if he took, you take his rook

[stark copper]

does he know?

[hexed ocean]

That is a brilliant move

[junior anchor]

So i thought i was losing😭

[plucky kelp]

I think u screenshotted the wrong position vro

[junior anchor]

Because he skewered me

[neat sand]

You can take either rook. If he goes back rank then it's both rooks

[hexed ocean]

Naop, you got a brillaincy

[junior anchor]

I thought i was losing

Because i was up 3 panws

And now i got no bishop

[neat sand]

Nah trust me you actually played a brilliancy.

[hexed ocean]

Doesnt necessarily mean your losing, infact, it has a higher chance of winning then having a bishop

the 3 pawns are stampeders

[stark copper]

💥

[hexed ocean]

I usually win when my opponent has a bishop for 3 pawns

[silver yew]

find the winning sequence

with white

[hexed ocean]

Anyway, I am finished playing chess till later, time to do what I have looked forward too 😛

[stark copper]

doesnt bxa5 work

[small jungle]

Kg4

[silver yew]

||yes it works||

[runic temple]

I'm not good with move notations (yet) but this was how I mated

[small jungle]

Tuff

[silver yew]

Kg4 loses to axb

[broken flower]

FreeMarkus

[small jungle]

I was trolling vro

[silver yew]

not very creative troll

[junior anchor]

Average me

[alpine sparrow]

I rush for queen after I take their pawn and they take my bishop 🫡

[small jungle]

Tbh ye it was a hard position to troll

[runic temple]

it was a 1 min bullet game tho I don't blame the other guy, but tbh I don't know how he let me set up a triple threat like this

[tired hamlet]

i woke up chris breezy

[junior anchor]

Kxg6

[small jungle]

It's bullet

[runic temple]

1 min bullet yea

[small jungle]

Basically move and pray

[tired hamlet]

DobyPatel

[small jungle]

That's me

[radiant swan]

thats what i do against Dobyvatel2 in any tc vro

[small jungle]

It's actually the other way around vro🙏

[radiant swan]

It's actually the other way around vro🙏

[silver yew]

DRAWS to a4

[neat sand]

Oh theres an earlier mate you could have done but that works too

[small jungle]

Vros too humble🙏

[neat sand]

One game 3 brilliants lmfao.

[eternal jackal]

@torn sparrow keep tilting

[radiant swan]

Vro stop stealing my secret glaze lines 😡😡😡

[small jungle]

Mb CountingBrilliants you're the glazing goat🙏

[torn sparrow]

I am playing in lesson vro sob

[radiant swan]

me too 🥺

[torn sparrow]

I shouldnt do this ts

[eternal jackal]

in school is crazy

what if your teacher comes round

[runic temple]

Yeah I didn't see it but there only 5 seconds left for both of us 💀

[torn sparrow]

He is explaining smth I just need to fake look

[digital sorrel]

Hey folks

[radiant swan]

send photo vro

[broken flower]

Nerds

[stark copper]

crazy

[radiant swan]

any of us would too vro

[torn sparrow]

I am not leaking myself vro

[tiny jay]

is ruy lopez worth it over London for ~1400 players?

[torn sparrow]

the cap is crazy

bro does not even play at night

[bleak yarrow]

how to text in #💬〡improvement-talk

[small jungle]

Yes you can also learn najdorf and grunfeld

[radiant swan]

i would play in chess tho

[bleak yarrow]

nvm. now i can

[radiant swan]

i play something else at night vro

[tiny jay]

Why? In London, there's a fixed system, but in Ruy Lopez you have to learn every move your opponent makes.

[radiant swan]

refuted by c5

[small jungle]

Ruy lopez is better than London

[radiant swan]

spanish has no refutation

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> lazy_failure

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2308 (peak)
Blitz: 2305 (2314 peak)
Bullet: 2015 (2102 peak)

[radiant swan]

listen to the wc vro

[small jungle]

Berlin draw😔

[radiant swan]

wc Dobyvatel2 giving good advice 🥶

[radiant swan]

it aint no loss vro

[small jungle]

You're the wc here vro🙏

[radiant swan]

hey i feel offended im not a toilet sign 😡😡😡😡

[tiny jay]

But can the 1400-1700 players refute London?

[small jungle]

Sorry vro😔

[radiant swan]

good boy

[radiant swan]

they can vro one move refutes it fr

[dense cliff]

h4

[gentle gorge]

hey cutie do u perchance play the spanish

[tiny jay]

what is your CC username?

[radiant swan]

im no cutie and i dont play spanish 😔

-# i wish i was one

[gentle gorge]

u are a cutie and okay...

[radiant swan]

CountingBrilliants

[humble drift]

"You missed an opportunity to tactically win bitches."

[gentle gorge]

anyone here above 2000 and plays the spanish hit me up :3

and down for like 6-7 games

[small jungle]

I used to

[drowsy pelican]

😨

[gentle gorge]

do u know how to refute bb5 f5

[small jungle]

Both d3 and d4 works

[gentle gorge]

play me then uwu

[radiant swan]

d3 is boring d4 is fire

[small jungle]

I don't remember the lines anymore😔

[small jungle]

Ye I usually play d4

More sigma

[gentle gorge]

very freaky line

[neat sand]

D4 and d5 is the base if my existence

[gentle gorge]

actually judit polgar played this against ivanchuk in 1997 wow

[small jungle]

It's like Rousseau gambit or however tf u spell that

[gentle gorge]

and hans played this too

[small jungle]

Nc3 is also good

[tiny jay]

How were you able to go from 1300 to 1900 in about three months and from 1800-1900 to 2100 in two months?

[uneven turret]

I just drew a 1700 let’s go chat

[gentle gorge]

he played chess for 6-7 hours a day

[uneven turret]

but he was a 10yo so that was insulting

[radiant swan]

i jus play vro

[small jungle]

He's just goated vro

[past junco]

was it online or otb?

[radiant swan]

also no i played around 2 hours per day

[uneven turret]

OTB chess960 lol

[neat sand]

Can't you take the knight and then just take the d5 pawn threatening Qh5, g6,Nxg6, Hxg6, Qxh8?

[plucky ermine]

1300 to 1800 is literal hell

[uneven turret]

his FIDE rapid is 1700 and I’m unrated

[radiant swan]

you can fact check that yourself by checking my games 🙏

[past junco]

damn u got cooked

[gentle gorge]

yea u can but in the end actually black gets a more comfortable position

[tiny jay]

You do realize there are people who played literally over +50K games and still stuck at 1400-1300

[radiant swan]

its not that hard tbh just play for the funsies and before you realize it you got better and you're already 2200

[quasi nova]

I love playing a 100 accuracy on an opening that you didn't even know existed

[gentle gorge]

yea but those people just dont know what theyre doing brilliantcounting is a smart boy

[stark copper]

meow meow meow :3

[quasi nova]

Kings Indian Attack : French variation 💔 ofc it had to be french

[stark copper]

say that again

[gentle gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/protogen-gif-7171157890867747761

[tiny jay]

What lessons/books/courses you took?

[radiant swan]

what if i say it 😨

[past junco]

ive only played 400 games and as i see it there's a chance i can get there 🥹

[radiant swan]

i didn't take any lol I'm self taught all the way

[south bobcat]

Good morning

[radiant swan]

2 years never touched a chess book 🙏

[stark copper]

i did this and i went from 2300 to 2000 in days thank you cb

[small jungle]

Vros just talented 🙏

[radiant swan]

np :3

youre doing good keep playing

2000 is very respectable

[quasi nova]

I have one sitting in my bag that gets exposed to the rain every now and again

[south bobcat]

Is it possible to become World Championship without Coach?

[radiant swan]

im not talented at all its just fun to play and that's how i improved lol

[quasi nova]

Yes but it'll be the hardest thing you've ever done vro

[small jungle]

Cros the next Paul Morphy fr

Except all that mental stuff ofc

[radiant swan]

something else i done is harder vro

[quasi nova]

Play dobyvatel?

[radiant swan]

-# maybe

[small jungle]

[radiant swan]

even doby understands me 💔

[tiny jay]

nvm lol

[south bobcat]

Yeah ,Just wait and see me in future XD,I will become Gm and world champion Without coach,

[radiant swan]

erm read the context 😭😭😭

it was a dont lose try to win iirc

i was 1500 back then 🙏

good times

[south bobcat]

How much years you take to reach 1500+ Elo ?

[radiant swan]

less than a year

[south bobcat]

Cool

[radiant swan]

everyone interviewing me 😨

[torn sparrow]

this is exactly how I am doing itvro

[radiant swan]

this is getting scary

[south bobcat]

Undercover Media people,

[south bobcat]

Why are you scared?

[radiant swan]

vro does it to family guy 🙏

[reef canyon]

2 months i started at 1000

[torn sparrow]

nah I played chess but we have a ipad like that vro

[pseudo garden]

I was gonma get up like 2 hours ago, got up 20 minutes ago instead

I fall asleep too much

[south bobcat]

Cool,

[small jungle]

Vro falls asleep during rapid games💔

[radiant swan]

vro is better than CountingBrilliants 🙏

[south bobcat]

I think I will not see sunlight for next 5 weeks , After today

[small jungle]

@lone totem I see u vro

[reef canyon]

arguably worse

[lone totem]

haii :3

[reef canyon]

are you lost in a cave

[small jungle]

Sup vro

[shell lynx]

Huh

[south bobcat]

No ,I am going to play chess all day starting from today while I am eating,The rest is only sleep then wake up play chess went my phone charge is over I will play chess in board ,And play by myself it's means I will not shower for 5 weeks also,

[pseudo garden]

I have actually

They call my Sleepio, with a C

[small jungle]

I know u told me

I did too a few times

[reef canyon]

thats pretty much the same thing as being lost in a cave

just with internet access

[south bobcat]

Yeah you are right I guess hope I will not get Bot ooppenet,

[stuck summit]

[south bobcat]

Bye guys,I be back soon in mid night,

[plucky kelp]

HAiii :3

[chilly musk]

💀

What'd I do

[keen bone]

Ahaha

[plucky kelp]

Why'd chat die?
Undie now

[small jungle]

😔

[kindred crypt]

i think you beat him badly and hes salty

[stuck summit]

no

give this server a silence

[outer linden]

Most are asleep maybe

Wassup chat

[tiny jay]

Back in mid/late 2024, you were asking for help to get past 300 and 150 ELO, by the end of 2024 you were celebrating reaching 900.
But your account stats for that same date say you were around 1700.
Is this a different account?

[deep linden]

how to be bobby fischer

[tiny jay]

I can't find your match against Alayna-Singh too and why did you hide your username?

[junior anchor]

Easy win

[small jungle]

Vros the detective

[radiant swan]

i was trolling lol my rating was different from what i said

[chilly musk]

White flagged bad

[junior anchor]

No diff

I was just playing better

[brisk silo]

yo guys, tomorrow is a provincial meet, any assist or help how to win?

[naive jackal]

I hate my brother. He didn't include me in the travel card, and now I have to do it on my own. I hate doing unnecessary work.

[deep linden]

use stockfish

https://tenor.com/view/cat-orange-cat-stare-cute-gif-3082793379085604256

[tiny jay]

This is false, You've actually asked more than 35 times, shared matches where you gained ELO against 180 rated players, talked to moderators like Bostman for help to pass 300 ELO, and asked players around 300 ELO to improve together with you

[plucky kelp]

:3

[deep linden]

😭

[eternal jackal]

[junior anchor]

Bro's not detective

[radiant swan]

bro is pulling full investigation
it was an alt account ofc i authorized it closed it later on reopned another one

[lone totem]

bro is not reaching 2000 🥀

[eternal jackal]

there is no way your still terrozing 1600s

[deep linden]

:PP

[plucky kelp]

😭

[eternal jackal]

sandbagging final boss

[lone totem]

lmao i only started the grind yesterday

[radiant swan]

best move is Qe8+ to force a queen trade vro

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Aman Chakma (amanchakma)

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Name: Aman Chakma (amanchakma)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2108 (2117 peak)
Blitz: 1682 (1717 peak)
Bullet: 1646 (1675 peak)

[eternal jackal]

[junior anchor]

Qe8+

[tiny jay]

It's all good mate

[eternal jackal]

Very interesting hmm

[radiant swan]

g7 is protected by the king

[plucky kelp]

Also hai ha :3

[deep linden]

fair enough blitz

[eternal jackal]

I think all the signs are clear, begin the procedure

[lone totem]

elloe trobbio

[radiant swan]

were you suspicious of my progress 😭😭😭

[lone totem]

ill get 2000 soon enough trust

[plucky kelp]

Hyd?

[junior anchor]

Anyone terrorising 1300s?

[radiant swan]

its not that good bro its also ups and downs

[small jungle]

Oh no I got forked

[junior anchor]

I wanna play stronger players

[junior anchor]

Bxf4

[slim gulch]

slay

[eternal jackal]

Bxf4 bro and he can’t take because of qxg2#

[junior anchor]

You will get atleast pawn

[plucky kelp]

Hai invis

[alpine sparrow]

Im world renowned chess champion number 1 player you attempt to play me

[small jungle]

Nah Kg7 vro

[slim gulch]

go to school

[junior anchor]

That's useless

[plucky kelp]

While I'm sick? 😭

[small jungle]

Toe toe is sick💔

[deep linden]

ok i trust

[junior anchor]

Ok

[small jungle]

Get to 1900 so that I can farm u vro

[radiant swan]

you can farm me vro

[small jungle]

You're too strong vro

[tired hamlet]

stop no lifing

[slim gulch]

why are you sick again
I never slip school even if I'm sick

[kindred crypt]

me with d4

[junior anchor]

I farm you

[tired hamlet]

bro's tryna start the next coronavirus

[plucky kelp]

Sore throat

[junior anchor]

I am stronger than dobywatel so it's ok

[slim gulch]

that's minor

[small jungle]

No one is stronger than CountingBrilliants vro🙏

[junior anchor]

Why

[plucky kelp]

Ur not my doctor 💀

[junior anchor]

What about zigzgag

Or toe

[small jungle]

Weaker vro

[junior anchor]

Or me

[lusty mason]

bro, is there any analysis website that has this coach explanation feature just like chess.com?

[lone totem]

I skip school even when I'm not sick bro 💀

[radiant swan]

i get +0 from you lil bro

[small jungle]

Same twin

[slim gulch]

you can ask zig zag future doctor

[radiant swan]

at least give me a +1

[lone totem]

study at home kinda goated

[junior anchor]

I get +67 from you so it's ok

[radiant swan]

so you're farmable to me 🙏

[junior anchor]

I try to farm you not the other way around🙏

[radiant swan]

i dont farm people anyways

[reef canyon]

ngl id cackle if i see this

[foggy comet]

wei yi +1

[reef canyon]

WEI YI IS WINNING?@!#!@?#

[plucky kelp]

@somber lark am i sick????

[small jungle]

You'd farm me vro

[eternal jackal]

@somber lark

[junior anchor]

Or we can just play unrated

[reef canyon]

im sick, off to the bridge i go

[radiant swan]

HES 2400?????

[plucky kelp]

WAIT WHAT

[eternal jackal]

why did it reply to doby

[eternal jackal]

2488 is basically 2500 tbh

[plucky kelp]

You were replying to doby and then got distracted by something else.
Or u meant to reply to someone else but misclicked

[reef canyon]

AHHHH NONONONONONO NO NO

PLEASE NO

[small jungle]

He's gonna drop to 2300 soon fr

[plucky kelp]

DONT TELL ME ARJUN PLAYED THE FRENCH

[junior anchor]

Please play me i promise to give you fun time

[reef canyon]

HE DID LMFAOOOO

[eternal jackal]

How is he already -1😭

[slim gulch]

oh yeah tiebreaks is today

[radiant swan]

thats how i can confirm hes tilting and hes farmable 🙏

[reef canyon]

my goat being beaten with MY opening oh i feel double ill

[eternal jackal]

I’m on phone rn wanna pay 10s

I wanna see how I do with an even playing field bro

[radiant swan]

ALR BET

[plucky kelp]

THIS IS JUST GAME 1 OF TIEBREAKS RIGHT?
HOLD ON I NEED TO GO CHECK RN

[radiant swan]

DURBAN ON PHONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[eternal jackal]

deffo getting adopted

[radiant swan]

LEGENDARY moment

[dawn nymph]

heyy what yall yapping about

[reef canyon]

yea is just game 1

[junior anchor]

Who does he think he is💔

[remote kettle]

Hi

[junior anchor]

I am higher rated in rapid atleast🥹

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/vladimir-kramnik-kramnik-chesscom-chess-meme-anis-84-gif-10256479517071193831

[plucky kelp]

Ok even if he losses he'll comeback in game 2

[timid dome]

@trail vortex ggs tysm for the games and goodnight,it was fun

[reef canyon]

what if he doesnt 💔

[plucky kelp]

He will

Trust me. Hes arjun

[dawn nymph]

no hi? 😔

[plucky kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/protogen-vrchat-hello-hi-jumping-gif-18406743932972249866

[trail vortex]

i'd recommend analyzing those games and see what you and I missed

[dawn nymph]

🫤 thanks

[timid dome]

Yuh gonna do that btw can u tell that one queen move u said was a trap

Idk about it

[tacit wren]

hiii

[junior anchor]

He got 96 accuracy in 5 move game

[trail vortex]

I think i was saying learn opening traps

[junior anchor]

I am kramnik fr

[plucky kelp]

Hai :3

[tacit wren]

How was ur day

[timid dome]

Oh icic bet bet ty again

[plucky kelp]

Feeling kinda sick but its been alright. Just been laying in bed all day

[junior anchor]

Kinder now😢

[frosty peak]

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 495 (1159 peak)
Blitz: 856 (947 peak)
Bullet: 659 (995 peak)

[foggy comet]

me trying the french

[tacit wren]

Oh okay get well soon 👽

[junior anchor]

Kinder back🎉

[plucky kelp]

Thanks :3

[remote kettle]

Who will play

[lone totem]

damn i won this game

light work fr

[radiant swan]

vro is still better

[eternal jackal]

@radiant swan lowkey phone isn’t bad you might be cooking something bro

[tacit wren]

what

[radiant swan]

i got skill issue

[tacit wren]

1v1?

[humble drift]

i would've sniped that queen long ago

[eternal jackal]

🧢

[junior anchor]

I wanna play 2300 pls🥺

[radiant swan]

phone isnt bad i am bad with phone 😔

[junior anchor]

I promise to be fun

[lone totem]

nah i lost my queen and flagged him

[humble drift]

wats flagged

[junior anchor]

I have some of the best prep out there

[radiant swan]

he lost on time

[eternal jackal]

Stop doing this😭

[humble drift]

o

[radiant swan]

im just bad vro u saw the 5-0 🙏

[eternal jackal]

probrably because I still have low ping and your playing on south east Asia ping

[junior anchor]

Alien gambit players are so tuff🥶

[small jungle]

Get to 1750 vro I can farm u then

[junior anchor]

Activity ahh

[trail vortex]

definetly look into playing and learning this trap with scotch opening for white: e4 e5, nf3 nc6, d4 exd4, Bc4 Bc5, c3, dxc3, Bxf7 Kxf7, Qd5+ Ke8, Qh5+ g6, Qxc5. it stays equal material but positionally better for white

[radiant swan]

fym vro ping doesnt matter trust im just slow 😔

[eternal jackal]

We hit a legendary milestone tho

[plucky kelp]

💠

[radiant swan]

waiting for 10 draws 🙏

[eternal jackal]

[junior anchor]

Bro's lower rated than crackyisgoatedgng in blitz

[eternal jackal]

I don’t think we’ve had a draw in over 300 games

[radiant swan]

real

[slow folio]

is that cb- Brunei #1?

[radiant swan]

we play 10s | 0.1 a lot 😭

[plucky kelp]

Arjun is down an exchange now. will he be able to defend???

[tacit wren]

What does the engine say?!

[eternal jackal]

indeed

[timid dome]

Okie I'll analyze it thanks

[plucky kelp]

High depth engine says +2.5

[radiant swan]

durban just better vro

[tacit wren]

Okay...

[radiant swan]

i got my ass tilted after playing snail dor

[tacit wren]

[gentle quest]

Automatic exp farm

[eternal jackal]

dang what happened

[tacit wren]

you can farm me

[radiant swan]

he 26-1 and half the games i couldve won vro

[eternal jackal]

😭

must be tilting playing on mobile

[tacit wren]

nah playing on mobile actually un-tilts me

[radiant swan]

vro was snail and i still managed to flag

[eternal jackal]

it’s so much harder tho

[radiant swan]

we're talking about 10s | 0.1 here

[foggy comet]

arjun thinks hes ding with these frenches

[eternal jackal]

like I just tried it and was pleasantly surprised but it’s still incredibly harder in 10s

[tacit wren]

Vro..

[tacit wren]

I wish I could play 😭

[eternal jackal]

why is bro up at this hour🫃

[radiant swan]

i thought i didn't have to lock in cuz durban was on phone 🙏

[eternal jackal]

lowkey tho you kinda helped

[tacit wren]

Erm can I play with you

[eternal jackal]

Because we always play our same openings premoving helps me out

[radiant swan]

sure why not

[foggy comet]

why is bro up at this hour🫃

[tacit wren]

is blitz fine with ya

[radiant swan]

thought bro wanted 10s | 0.1 🙏

sure send 3 | 0

unrated

[tacit wren]

Okay give me 15 mintues?

[radiant swan]

ok

[radiant swan]

ur still fast on phone vro

i think i slowed down in the 5 games

im not that slow usually lmao

[plucky kelp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/697472146469028030/970390812137521192/caption.gif

[lone totem]

b3 b6 Bb2 Bb7 ahh

[worn trench]

Check out this #chess game: MintCave0 vs SAALIM0 - https://www.chess.com/live/game/145693808286

[frosty peak]

MintCave0 (276) vs. SAALIM0 (309)

Move List

1. d4 e6 2. Nf3 c5 3. Bg5 Qb6 4. c3 Qxb2 5. Qd2 Qxa1 6. Qc2 b5 7. dxc5 Na6 8. Be3 Bb7 9. Nd4 Bxc5 10. Nxb5 f5 11. g3 Bxh1 12. f3 Bxe3 13. Nd6+ Kf8 14. Nxf5 Bc5 15. e4 Nc7 16. h4 Rb8 17. Bd3 exf5 18. exf5 Bxf3 19. h5 Nf6 20. h6 Qxb1+ 21. Qxb1 Rxb1+ 22. Bxb1 Ng4 23. Bd3 Bf2+ 24. Kd2 Nxh6 25. a4 Nd5 26. c4 Nf6 27. c5 Rg8 28. a5 Nhg4 29. a6 Ke7 30. Kc3 Rb8 31. Bc4 Bxc5 32. Kd3 d5 33. Ba2 Rb2 34. Bxd5 Nxd5 35. Kc4 Bf2 36. Kd3 Ne5# 

[worn trench]

My best game
Check my opening and midgame accuracy lolol

[slim gulch]

@plucky kelp how is Wei yi playing

[plucky kelp]

He's doing still well. stockfish just being that usual strict college teacher

[slim gulch]

[plucky kelp]

Oh btw invis I don't know if you already saw but yesterday I finally finished that drawing

[somber lark]

very interesting

[lone totem]

I will meet you tomorrow amin shater

[slim gulch]

amin shater

[plucky kelp]

Well... I have a feeling Arjun is about to lose :c

[slim gulch]

that's awesome

[uneven turret]

@radiant swan are you in Asian Youth Chess Championship

[somber lark]

make sure to take a bath

[somber lark]

why is bro watching my games 😭

[slim gulch]

how often do you take a bath

[lone totem]

why your fide elo kinda low

[somber lark]

every 2 days, 5 mins

[lone totem]

bro is lower than @short summit

[somber lark]

stop pinging people vro

[lone totem]

how else would you recognize him fr

do you want me to say his full name too 😭

[lone totem]

smh i bathe (almost) everyday

[small jungle]

Ok Aman Chakma

[somber lark]

it depends, I go to school on sundays and tuesdays only

[uneven turret]

Yo @shut agate why are you not in the Asian Youth Chess Championship

[lone totem]

bro goes on sundays out of all the days

[uneven turret]

It’s literally your city

[slate turtle]

I've been stuck in a 100 elo hole (dropped myself to 100 for 2+ years cus I knew NOTHING about Chess and lost every game), I'm reaching the high 200s and players are the worst I've played yet

[plucky kelp]

Huh... Wei Yi is messing it up

[lone totem]

https://tenor.com/view/tesla-albert-einstein-madwolfofōkami-gif-13692030474614117380

[plucky kelp]

He's still better but it's not really easy

[slate turtle]

Like, I just spotted this knight check that won a queen. That was insane. Dopamine lowkeyley

[plucky kelp]

Oh Wei Yi really screwed up now

[radiant swan]

no

[lone totem]

bro would get cooked

[radiant swan]

im not that good vro

[uneven turret]

noob

[small jungle]

Vros too good for it🙏

[lone totem]

actually cb could stand up to a CM probably

[radiant swan]

i would rather choose not to join

[uneven turret]

bro you’re in the top 10 in the Bruneian federation

[small jungle]

CountingBrilliants only plays in candidates fr

[uneven turret]

There’s two random bruneian kids

[lone totem]

can you show me one of your classical games i wanna see owo

[radiant swan]

im not bruneian buddy

[uneven turret]

Why can’t it be you

[radiant swan]

i got NO classical games how bout that

[lone totem]

oh youre ass

🥀

[uneven turret]

This is why countingbrilliants will forever be inferior to flanchess

[plucky ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/cheeseburger-stacked-burger-tower-tall-big-gif-5715233482568075672

[radiant swan]

i despise classical

[median quail]

GUYS JOIN PUZZLE STREAM LET'S SOLVE PUZZLES TOGETHER

[radiant swan]

dude ratings say otherwise

[small jungle]

Are u in Asian youth championship vro

[slim gulch]

shush

[lone totem]

i already won vro