#💬〡chess-talk
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no
Only line that bothers me in the caro is the advance variation, I feel like development gets very awkward for knights
stonewall is goated, can’t go wrong… sometimes I’ll even pretend to play the semi slav to trick my opponent into allowing me a better stonewall
chart needs a third axis "dubious/theoretical"
Yes but I feel like people know how to play against it or entirely stop it at a certain elo
Alien and Halloween gambit
Then you have to kinda play chess instead of 20 moves of theory lul
the standard stonewall yes, thats why you gotta trick them with move orders
Chess player when they need to actually play the game
bongcloud with the perfect balance of all ofc
just noticed there's no french in here this graph sucks
That's actually a good idea, I hadn't looked into transpositions into a stonewall
Might learn some opening that allows me that
Make your own then
even the London and ur opponent plays poorly then they can get stonewalled in the middlegame
Interesting, thanks. I'll look into it. It's weird because I'm playing caro with black when I can and stonewall with white, and I don't think I'm even supposed to be doing that
i learn no theory cuz im play to have fun not drown myself in a pool of theory
I meant to learn a more solid opening for white, like the Queen's Gambit
If you like closed position try learning hippopotamus defense
Don't want to learn the London either because I need to get more familiar with more open aggressive positions
Definitely not biased trust
I usually do, but I need to expand a bit I think
then just play 1. e4
I play to have fun too but I'm too obsessed with optimization so I find myself in my lichess studies all the time
@reef canyon farm my blitz when 🥺
I am applying to get my Membership to play in tournaments in person and so on.. is the first one really $43 a year? like... $3.50 every month?
fair enough
Average wing Gambit player when the openets get out of theory inn move 5
i just dont find studying theory fun tbh
how about me 🥺
I'd rather get the experience myself
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me too, i just hit them with this
Oh oops, I forgor
you are higher rated than me
nice that kinda works
I'll get to it, no worries
I play a6 after c5
🥀🥀🥀
pushing to 2600 by farming you :3
Youd see me do this in every video game I'd play 💀
I go to YouTube and search for strategies and how to get good fast all that stuff right away
o kelly is pretty good ngl, also i like nf6 as well
not happening vro
Stop being cringe
Aggre
you're more likely to reach 2400
"I'm asking to play unrated for the sake of your rating, not mine"
its not cringe 🥺
lets see how it goes
dor said it for me vro
theres also this funny one, does anyone play it
I do 2 purple 1 green and 1 orange
@radiant swan
Trust cb bro s/he is actually 3000 elo
bro is playing my secret lines 😭
Why the rose @wicked hill
would be humble enough to throw, im locked in rn
I forget about rose lol
🥀
nah he's farmable
i get my rating legit tho
but the main line alapin is good enough 💀
Done
only farm when im desperate for rating
death to alapin players
Did you also play sicilian?
Gimmey an opening for black
Najdorf Sicilian vro
if Im sure that they would go into an open sicilian
then again i play the grand prix attack so im also a pric as well
Nimzo Indian zimbwean
Bet
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy / There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
not real vro
You aren't FreaKy vro
Mexican attack
<500 Rated 💔
i like najdorf into scheveningen no matter what white plays
um actually 🤓 its the 2n tango
Don't cry and throw up
whats ur fide u sound knowledgeable 🙏
Sicilian defense MC Donald attack
i only play online cuz i dont have competitions in my area
i never talked to you lil bro pipe down and stay in your lane
🚮
You hopped in my lane
🥀
rip
you'd be 2500 with that opening knowledge trust 🙏
real
they dont know theory
sidelines only 💀
hai :3
says you o_O
check my last games 💀
idk about that
you beating up titled players vro
dont need to see anything
Got a video from Danya himself about the Najdorf Sicilian, I'm boutta cook
average day in the office for zigzag 🥶🥶🥶
free rating, cuz they are all old and washed
casually destroying gms for breakfast 🙏
1300 learning najdorf
🥀🥀🥀🥀
if only i was as good as zigzag 😔
Oh well
you better
make him proud
@somber lark how to beat gms everyday 🥺
If I can learn it well then it'll cook others at my level
@radiant swan how to beat magnus every day?
play with CatAteMcD rated blitz to get prepared
You can still lose at mid game
Lol
the day i catch up to zigzag in rating is the day i can quit chess
If I can memorise 8 pages of sheet music for piano then surely I can learn 1 opening
That's literally most openings vro 💔
I think that would be today
Ill learn middlegame ideas for it as well then
but im the one catching up
Exactly opening are useless just play chess vroo
ur 2530 and im 2300 😔
Hi
Openings are not useless at 1300 vrochacho you can hit some crazy ahh shit
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CountingBrilliants is too trash to get as good as CatAteMcD vro
yeah I know I just can’t be arsed connecting ngl
play with CatAteMcD to get better then
Gonna fish in Minecraft and watch chess
sup nerds
he'd humble me 😔
and farm some ratings meanwhile
play bedwars instead of fishing
you stole 12 rating points last time
what are you a 60yo dad
or skyblock fr
Play steal a skibidi instead vroo
i still gotta get used to who you are holy shit
no i didnt
I'm fishing so I don't need to think so I can watch the video vro
🥀
jfk i hate to break it to you but you're going to get shot 62 years ago from saturday
Play lichess puzzle at negatif 600
im too trash to be able to steal any elo from zigzag 😔

I definitely played this wrong 🤩
Yeah maybe vro
Make sure its connected before you start talking
why is catatemcD gạ tình countingbrilliants
I don't have the photo in this device vroo
Help
zigzag we should run back the bullet match sometime
Guys does anyone have tips on how to play 960
I have a Chess960 OTB tournament this evening
prioritise bishops maybe
how about blitz
I think I got it?
id get farmed dry
bro is taking free elo 🙏
I found it
durban would go undefeated vro
exactly, its a win win situation for him
Hey zigzag
Develop all the piece
Control as much square as you can
hey there
im like 5-30 against the cat
Ki
If zigzag and durban played 3+0 rated, they'd farm each other and the match would end with a net negative rating for both
4/17/1
dor would be the only winner
im not that much better
those who know
bro would finally get to lurk and spectate some games
True
those who know
Yuri
#FreaKy 
"suits your freakyahh"
this is a diddy blud
did he
wtf were you even doing spectating the game
like does bro get a notification
great game 
hes on 24/7 vro
yoru said she was playing you
fr
I'm not a stalker bro
i disagree
ratioed
I aggre with your disagreement
i aggre
that does not help your case💀
I only watch people*
i only stalk people when there awake ahh
doryetuosenbcakohn is listening
Makimas got nothing against me
we’re in theory baby 🔥
anytime bro
bet
Alright let's go
He is in the wall
how did you lose
cbs tough like that
Guys how good is benko?
Is it like wing Gambit?
Omg durban protesting for himself
it's a solid gambit
benko is way better than the wing gambit
if you know what you're doing obv
Italian or scotch?
solid gambit sounds like an oxymoron ngl but there are ones that are actually theoretically backed
Caro or Kings Indian?
Do you think Queen's Gambit actually count as Gambit?
Hippo
gambit means ur giving up material so, yes?
Hippo
black has many lines to keep the pawn on c4
Ew
Does old Benoni count as Gambit?
King gambit better 🙏🏻
Wayward compas the goat
what that
its a noob tool dw about it
czech benoni gambits your soul away to be tortured by the opponent
or charm I suppose
@radiant swan ggs bro
yep
no you just started letting me win after obliterating me in the first game
is 15 average centipawn loss good
although i was in a 30 move completely winning endgame so that might have inflated my accuracy a lot
@eternal jackal run 10 second
ke3, kxe3#
bro knows he will school me after watching that performance
no I'm just bored I want to play fast chess
I'm rusty too
i stopped cause i gtg so another time 
ok fine
@radiant swan what if my opponent doesn't know any Najdorf Sicilian theory, is ts like an easy win for me
I don't expect many players at my level to know anything about the Najdorf
nah lwk was my proudest game of my life other than the one we played rated 10s 
uhh definitely mhm yes
@radiant swan run it
horsey
you wanna play 10s???
Vro 💔
You choose time control
Not really I mean, those positions still would always be more intuitive to play as white than to play as black
Thx ur useful
that rated game enraged me so much😭
10s it is im kinda in the mood
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play 10s and try beat the 25-1
the one time i actually won 😭😭😭
I'm too washed I can't do that
bro i was furious😭
shoot i cant challenge 10s cuz im on app
Durban is a flagger at heart
immediately queued up and luckily i won a couple to get 2500 cause i was prepared to tilt for hours
Give me a minute
cb is the og tilter
mb king 😔
no you deserved it❤️
at the end of the day we both gained elo so were both winners

W mindset
@radiant swan get onlin
thats why durban my goat
alr bet
Would people under 1500 be able to find the right moves, because I don't expect to be able to learn this opening instantly, I just need to know if it'll be alright for me to play it without the full picture against people who aren't cracked whilst I'm still learning it
both are great, sometimes they transpose as well. scotch is more forcing though whereas italian can be what u want it to be, aggressive, positional you name it
No they wouldn't
ill take ur gambit and play Ne7, easy
I Will take the Gambit then i Will play d5
Ok so I'll play it against people my level to learn it but for stronger players at tournaments I'll keep to my other openings for now
@kindred crypt
What so bad about wing gambit? Is it easy to play against?
Legitimately is there anyway chess.com can catch somone using moves from an engine 1 or 2 times during a match. Ill be hard winning 90% of it. But then not even blunder my best/good moves are just being destroyed later. Its so f annoying
1.c4 2.b5
Oh I see, like English followed by that
Most wing gambit have the same idea no?
I’m not completely sure, stockfish prob doesn’t think so due to slightly diff pawn structures
E4 c5 b5 is the one I thought of
wsp chat
I Will fried stock fish then eat it with rice
C4 b5 prob has a diff tempo
Guys is italian good or halloween gambit
Italian, halloween will fall off later
Halloween Gambit is better at November
You get a buff
Fr
Halloween gamb.. Dang they adding new gambits.. Shesh
Nvr heard of.. Dang I'm so outdated
My fav gambit is evans gambit, kings gambit is my second fav
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Yep it goes like e4 et nc3 nc6 nf3 nf6
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e4 is the square.. et is what?
Autocorrect
guys my elo gone down so fast
hello chat
Wagwan breddin wah 
yes
How abt check?
Ahh
and # is mate
guys I wanna learn openings and stuff about chess
but I don't wanna pay
u guys know about any free materials available?
vro is tilting 150 elo💔
tfw i make a blunder in the opening
think so, and pawn promotion is like a1=Q or something like that
O-O for short castle and O-O-O for long
Just play jobava London for white
Play philidor and sicilian for black
Just watch YouTube vroo
Say less brudda
Same here😶
we need a fide title for that
okayyy
BM = Brazilian master
Fr
Ahaha
Mods might work but im not that guy
Just being creative is all
nahh im getting tilted from these bullet games ggs @magic shard
gg
im not so free rating for you
u on pc????
Bullet is brain dead stop playing that shi
jeezas good at mobile bullet too
greenflower does the same on phone without excuses vro
but I'm better on pc than on mobile
im not greenflower vro
if you guys specialize in mobile you shouldn't be complaining
Y'all this game was so horrendous omg
Yo whats your elo guys
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1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Ng5 d6 4. Nxf7 Kxf7 5. Bc4+ Be6 6. Qf3+ Nf6 7. Bxe6+ Kxe6 8. O-O Ne5 9. Qh3+ Kf7 10. Qb3+ e6 11. Qxb7+ Be7 12. f4 Ned7 13. f5 e5 14. Qb3+ Ke8 15. Nc3 Rb8 16. Qa4 Qb6 17. Nd5 Nxd5 18. exd5 Rf8 19. Qg4 Kf7 20. d3 Kg8 21. Bh6 c4+ 22. Kh1 Bf6 23. Bg5 Qxb2 24. Bxf6 Nxf6 25. Qxc4 Kh8 26. Rab1 Qxb1 27. Rxb1 Rxb1#
I played black
depends
on what exactly?
if ur talking essay then uncommon punctuation like —
just use ur brain omg
Uh hello?
??? do u mean stockfish
any coaches? hmu
if someone is botting then its usually all top engine moves
God i hate d5
hii what rating are u
Bro I was playing and locked in and the opponent messaged me '67'😭🙏
stockfish is NOT an ai 😭😭
6 7 6 7 6 7
locked you out vro
Fr
No not allways. The dude @unitydeveloper. Was using a bot that mixed good and mid moves.
850
enough with these <500 elo people spamming 6 7 🙏
Bluds be doing everything except playing chess
thats more advanced code
u guys cant just throw buzzwords around whenever you like
Is it bad to go into this endgame?
usually its just ai playing the best moves
i can skull react everything tho
smarter ones will mash up good and bad ones but still get caught
:c
sure you can ferrous oxide
whats the best move in this situation i wanna see something
i charge 10 usd an hour, you can dm for details❤️
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1. e4 [c5] 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Ng5 d6 4. Nxf7 Kxf7 5. Bc4+ Be6 6. Qf3+ Nf6 7. Bxe6+ Kxe6 8. O-O Ne5 9. Qh3+ Kf7 10. Qb3+ e6 11. Qxb7+ Be7 12. f4 Ned7 13. f5 e5 14. Qb3+ Ke8 15. Nc3 Rb8 16. Qa4 Qb6 17. Nd5 Nxd5 18. exd5 Rf8 19. Qg4 Kf7 20. d3 Kg8 21. Bh6 c4+ 22. Kh1 Bf6 23. Bg5 Qxb2 24. Bxf6 Nxf6 25. Qxc4 Kh8 26. Rab1 Qxb1 27. Rxb1 Rxb1#
what is this graph 😭
coach me too 🥺
a game review graph
100 usd for you love cus you're special❤️
bro after he scores 2-52
Tbf those ones are easy to see. The main issue is the players with the same level, or a little bit lower. Either playing perfect openings to get an advantage, or ones that only use 1-2 moves to figure out what they should do.
gee thanks
looks like all my games
you're welcome king/queen 👑
the more i play against you the more i tilt vro
i play terrible my opponent plays terrible one of us wins
half the games i couldve flagged u i just need a damn mouse
finally youre realizing it too
i blundered in the opening and i was praying they didnt spot it
clearly they didnt
i can def play 10s faster on a pc tho
im fine playing durban hes built different 🙏
play on ipad thats the goat setup
losing to him = i gain elo in pool
losing to dor makes me tilt
cuz half the games vro was as snail as i am
2500 in skill issue 🙏
yeah I think I'm a bit slower than durban
P
exactly bro
he's a natural flagger
dude how tf did this guy's account get deleted
if you were as fast as durban i wouldn't mind
so quickly, i thought there's a 14 day interval between
prolly said he wass 1 years old
he said he was underaged and someone snitched 😔
another one bites the dust
just dont be underaged
he was kidding tho
how is this puzzle 2500 rated
he back with another acc lol
yea discord dgaf 🤣
free diddy 🙏🏻
im also a natural flagger 😔
everyone has to stay in the womb until they turn 13
FREE CALLIOPE
who is that
do you one better free epstien
did you like those games where I checkmated you
2 days until I can change my username
"free calliope"
"free ki"
all you mfs just want free shit get a j*b
My wife
Free slave when?
you've been here for one day 💀
i got a j*b just to donate wll my money to kai cenat
I am aware
sybau vro
wym why
This engine is obsessed with pawn opening
control the centervro
no shit you play e5 here white is handing you the centre
whites opening allows you the center for basically no reason so you should take it
yeah but they could have played e4 before you and then where would you be (still better probably)
meow :3

Ok
all my games have been horrid past week i gotta stop being a nob
Just curious, has anyone ever noticed that Russians don’t have a Russian flag? Did they forget to add it?
after i poop i don't wipe because i don't let shit bother me
Hi yoru i am down by 180 elo now
they dont allow it because they dont like russia
Lmao that’s crazy. It’s just a country
legend 🙏🏻🙏🏻
Vroo get -31
🥀🥀🥀
yeah disallowing russia but allowing israel is crazy
Well I don’t think Israel should be removed either. But I don’t think anything should be removed
Israel have more nuclier no?
So did kramnik face any consequences
570 elo resigning when losing a piece 🥀
They should add Russia back
Indonesian should be removed dawg
Im Indonesian can confirm
jawir
it's okay me too
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Exposed king with inactive knight and rook
🥀🥀🥀
i dont resign until i see mate and no possible stalemate tricks
unfortunate
never reisgn
If i called mod with
This massage
"Indonesia slur"
Will you get timed out for 1 week?
hey HEY i do that too 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
they never ban the racist india haters so prolly not
ohhh so thats what it meant
he is definitely Indonesian
always resign. you all fking suck
💀
i remember when ragebait was actually good
It was never good the begin with vroo
wolf :3
seriously
profound mental intellegence
that isnt ragebait tho 🙏
markus if he was levy
💀💀💀
bro scrolled up just to reply to a :3 message
it's my personal fantasy
Vroo
She already have boy friend
real
stop it
UmU :3
stop it :/
alright you know that when yoru says to stop that you're cooked
wat the sigma
only for you vro, durban gained elo in this timeframe
mrowww :3 paws at your leg :3 meoww
what if this was the real reason why she was locked out 
ok.
FREE CALLIOPE
I’m telling ur bf😔
i actually just cooked a 2350 in bullet we are so back
free rusty 🙏🏻
there was a time where beating him wouldve given me +7 but i got +12 :(
Damn ur alive?
mods got jealous that kramnik got bbl
She can beat you up vroo
Chill ,
it aint 2024 😔
no more freaky furina
Ye sure
I swear bro wasnt even this freaky back then💀 🙏
femboy
does vro know who furina is 🙏
YES DAWG I BEEN HERE SINCE LIKE 2022
Genshin character
She is from genshin right?
Furinawithtophat yes I know 💀 🙏
"sky is blue" ahh text
are we serious rn
when do i get embeds
giving me at least 1 btc
who is freaky furina
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she was duckwithatophat vro
only the real ones remember 😔
i offer a draw
This is aura
shes still active i think u can add her she probably uses that account a lot
Bro made 2 acc it was changed to furina after she used to have pixelated duck pfp 💀 🙏
is that minecraft chess
I CPONNECTED! BRUHH
omg the real himaru
real himaru fr
how often do you yell at your pregnant wife in private?
Ye I beat them with my long sword like a true knight
he beat magnus today
she def quit discord 💔
hm
the day freaky furina comes back 🙏
she 🥀
🧢
I didnt remeber bro was freaky bro😭 🙏
Yea
everyone is freaky but no one gets to furina-levels of freaky
now tell me, WHY DOES THIS VIDEO EXIST!!!
there’s a reason why bro’s banned
because someone recorded it
U ginna get touch by a chess piece :)
yea furina is canonically a woman
@servermod
i disagree
guess the eval
ohh so this is how i cna get away with saying the r word
😼 🎣
someones cooked
women aren't real
r word isn't that offensive imo...
how would you know vro you're not her 😔
if you say so man
someone?
because i talk to her!
0.00 idgaf abt yalls positions anymore ALL of them are dead equal
Incel ah statement
yes
why cant u type it out for me 😔
it's actually -0.4 lmao
😭
but yeah atleast find a move to prove it
well
bro is talking to genshin characters
vro's imagination is huge
Well, in that case*
let that sink in
Where is the image?
have you tried looking under the tray?
My badminton racket kinda butt can u buy me a new one😔
what to do when someone is stalling a check mate ?
I also need a new badminton racket vro
that name is just sinister 😭
sacrifice a piece to stop the stalling
Any bihari in here
raghhhhh
wtf
no, i mean he has 1 legal move but he just doesnt play to wast time
I kinda want the Yonex Nanoflare 700 Pro
i agree
can't do anything but wait and report them
what
I recommend you to touch grass
moooooom im tilting in bullet agian
i reported, does chess really do smtg about that ?
hmm
thank u immature guy
@stark copper @safe folio find the combination for white to save this position 
Genshin is literally gambling 😔 they never give me the character I want bruh💀 💀 💀
Train me bullet please 🥺
they look into them sooner or later
How old i am?
its not gambling if u actually save ur pulls
can we add a slot machine to chess com
Gacha game*
bro posts this gif a lil too often i think bro's got a type 👅
Well u seeee
what a question to ask a stranger
So ,
idk Qxa6 bxc4 Qxc8+ Bxc8 Nc7+
ra
skill issue
certificated underrated 2300 and 1800 uscf
i got immensly IGNORED lol-
nop just sac the rook
Shush u sweat😭
stap
wtf
is it actually that
it just seems like the most intuitive line though like what else do u play there
so tuff
wrong
Bxc4 is an illegal move
Are you a Newborn baby?
oh FCK me in the ass dude
bxc4 you know what i mean
is this an invitation
it is
that was a valid reaction tfym
wild
no I knew she meant bxc4 lmao
when and where
no i haev a boyfriend
True
canal is risky
<@&745328830649991179> nsfw
I found a brilliant move but still lost 0-2 against a 1400, im washed
alr bye chat I gotta go ✌️
Sybau
#freeyoru soon
connect your account pinky
🍇 diddy
vro did his job
#freeyoru prophylactic
no I don't
captializing the b or not they both refer to completely different moves
how am I supposed to guess you meant one move when you said the other
Ok u nerd💀
yoru we will miss you a lot 
i strongly disagree and think you should lose 700 rating in all time controls
FREE YURI
WHERE
👀
Its feels like she is still here
future WGM cooking
How to lock in: get rid of discord
you're fighting a losing battle, algebraic chess notation is standardized across the world and there's no way you can convince them to change the rules
also you're cooked because of that modping say your last words
Moments before lock out 😢
Coooked
Hi yoru
hi mommy
Dor I kind of need a tutor for physics 😔
find one
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mods! obliterate him
duh
U look perfect for the job😔
Why am I being called mommy if I’m a year younger
why would I be perfect tell me
🤔🤔🤔
wait ur right
e4
ur the kitten call me mommy
e5
c4>>>>
It’s just your aura
Meow
ke2
Ima make an acc rq
Wait actually
Been a while since I played chess
Ok wth this chat getting too freaky
Ur the little freshman and im the cool sophomore
yes mods 🍇 chat rn
real
Look at mirror vroo
i have the white pieces 😡😡😡
What possessed u to say this
ur in the chat
bros on team freaky 💀
woa
firstly you don't know how good I am at physics and also I don't even coach chess I don't think it's good to assume I'd tutor physics
black pfp gets black pieces
Never said I’m not freaky :)
no
We must reclaim Epstein island 🫡
Reminds me of when I said something and a guy with “Diddy” in his name reported me to the mods
wtf
Not in public kitten 🥀 ur gonna get locked out 🥀
einstein files
win this gng
cooked me 😭
Gang just teach me my ap physics 😭 🙏
wait zruwe i have to lock in
NOOO 🥀
I locked in and still lost
Lock the flip in freshman
CHAT what’s the average rating for rapid blitz and bullet
thats how chess works
TRUE!
600
400, 500, and 400 respectively
game analysis but it is stockfish in big tournament 💀
<1000? we being fr?
can't find where it says black pfp gets black pieces 😭
Okay I have a test tmr imma go cram bye bye
you didn't even try to find it
💔 💔
Mommy can i be your second boy friends?
because I know there isn't
yes
Back off bro
She don’t want u 😢
ts ain't edating sever bud
you want to be her 2nd puppy locked up in the cage?? 
what is the color of grass buddy?
skull react farming 💀
yellow
Pink?
grass colored
There has to be legit something i can do rather then memorizing openings.
@magic shard want to see my works for my engineering class?
sameeee
unfortunate 🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱
Who wants to get farmed by me
what am I even supposed to do 😭
yeah you're cooked
Lhopitals law?
go there yourself
polymorphism
Deepfried

Or what ever it is
how did we even get here
That’s not even the hardest thing I HAVE TO DO THE LAB FOR IT 💀 💀 💀 😭 😭 😭
just lwk get squeezed to death
Its electric current vroo
typical zigzagian position vro
any1 good at english opening here?
zigzag: my h8 rook is kinda move-less
then you can't say you didnt find it
honestly im tilted rn so im not angry about it
Im good at opening English
well technically I can say based on previous knowledge
Right, its just saying that the current will run through the circuit in the loop and giving the formulas to do it...etc.
birmingham
previous knowledge is known to be outdated
u play g3 version or Nc3 version? btw can u teach me
I developed my bishop and its a mistake 
I think that's a physics 1 or 2 subject I forget.
I play a3
your pawns are zigzagged
get it because your name is zigzag
Haha im just kidding this was a 1st year assignment I’m a 2nd year
Lemme show u what im actually doing
launch the g pawn
only if it's like been an year, i have read the fide handbook a month ago
lowk ive seen so few d5 lines where Bf5 is actually a good move
a3? 😭😭
Just learn o Kelly sicilian bro its practicly the same
launch the g pond
its london bro u should know that qb6 move 💔💔
I started winning again btw
All roads lead to blunders
are you deadahh rn? english is LITERALLY sicillian for white
all roads lead to your mom's bedroom
MODSS
nah mods expose his location and bank acount info NOW
This is my real work for this week
I have to review it before a test
He made a mom joke go bomb his house
Looks pretty easy
C4
just give up and work in the mines vro
I’m confused because I don’t know electricity
👍
ENGLISH 🔥🔥
I should have taken my time, tortured to death 
nah you would have gotten flagged
Check out this #chess game: Avril_Mendez vs Carneceria07 - https://www.chess.com/live/game/145687261108
































































1. [e4] e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. c3 Nf6 4. d4 Nxe4 5. d5 Na5 6. Nxe5 Bc5 7. Qf3 Nf6 8. Bg5 O-O 9. Qg3 Re8 10. Bh6 g6 11. Bg5 Ne4 12. Qf4 Nxg5 13. Nd2 d6 14. O-O-O dxe5 15. Qa4 b6 16. h4 Bd7 17. Qc2 Bf5 18. Bd3 Bg4 19. f3 Nxf3 20. gxf3 Bxf3 21. Nxf3 Qxd5 22. h5 e4 23. Bxe4 Rxe4 24. Rxd5 Be3+ 25. Nd2
I still got flagged
should have thought earlier
@quiet walrus Type this vroo
/Connect
For pic Perm and gif perm
Can someone help me I had started winning a alot of games and now I am losing a alot of games can someone tell me where I need improvement
What year are you
Mid game and end game
2025?? its the same year for everyone???
aura debt 💔💔
In uni
titas stremavicus:
How do I improve
Cuz ima be studying this too 😭
Watch slow run by levy
my queen sac had massive aura
my opponent resigned after this nasty discover mate, do you guys see a way out of it???
Peaplo are cooked calling 10m slow
fr
after playing 15 10 for a little while 10m feels short asf
bro is tweaking
queen doesnt usually have a sac the king does 💀💔
I’m in hs junior year :)
Nah I will become an engineer
<@&745328830649991179> i had enaugh vroo
whats wrong with that message
Idk
Oh I’m def tripping
bro
Yuri
harassment because im indian wow
Wdym? 😭
2hollis trps and falls at in-and-out
<@&745328830649991179> baseless aggressive bully-type accusations
I never paid attention in physics class so I thought that was post hs stuff
chat im gonna have a 120 mins match 💀
gl
Good luck
Physics? No this is my engineering assignment
Drink mountain dew you will have unlimited energy to play
Engineering is basically applied physics but fair enough
dude name so deep 😂
(sigh)
imo the joke feels so cringe
I hope ur king get mated
Is it not true?
I’m the king.
No comment
Engineering is using the laws of physics to build and design things
Am I wrong bro 😭
No comment
wish me luck lads
Awh hell nah what’s wrong with u bro😭 😭 😭
??
gukesh lost
my collar blue and my neck is red 😭💔
why are you playing a 2 hour game with martin bro 😭
Is he your boyfriend account?
poopesh
im crine i thought that was deadass martin
sure
vidit gujrathi best indian player
lmao no he's martin cosplayer but his actual strength is about 2000 💀
Vrooflower is Better
What if u name ur son martin and train him chess until he’s GM
he is india shower troll 😡
we have GM Martin before GTA 7 ahhhh
Exactly my point
Gta7?
cuz when it's my son's time, gta 6 is already released for years 💀
I actually need to lock in my studies bro😭
Watch organic chemistry tutor video vro
He is the goat
I do actually
i need to lock in so bad bro
i dont like his videos
Free your boyfriend then use the lock on yourself vro
Its fine People are allowed to have bad opinion
Sameee
I like it since most ppl have an accent that I cant understand
$658 strike zero days to expiration SPDR S&P 500 ETF put option contract
i mean its really not that hard to understand someone with an accent but it's more that i think he's a terrible explainer and his pacing is very choppy
it's also just not clear what his reasoning his sometimes
i gave him a shot in the past for organic chemistry actually but i just didnt retain anything from his videos
I just personally like it cause he make it simple
Average 3blue1brown watcher
I don’t even watch bro for organic chemistry 💀 🙏
I don't care about the reason vro just give me the answer
Physics wallah best 💯
Hi guys
thats a crazy take
Guys what's the probability of me getting matched up w a GM in 2.5k elo
hi guys
like idk that is genuinely a sad belief to hold
But may I ask who do you watch?
alot
No-one is indian here bro
organic chem hater 🗣️
Sad
I wont go to college anyway so ,
Bhai larki h ya larka u got me confusing 😭
oct is for those who studied nothing and need to catch up to key concepts the night before the exam
Mai beech ki hu
i used to look through professor dave explains' stuff, i also can just talk to professors at northwestern now lol but when self-studying i went through a lot of different textbooks (many of which also sucked) and other than that i just spent a ton of time on wikipedia trying to figure things out
Hijra supremacy
I was playing 5+5 simul with a cm and I drew
Fckkk
but other than that yes if you have a good concept of the topic already oct isnt good
lowkey yeah this is how it feels to watch his content
I don't even think of that valid point. Lol
also hi my goat
19
shi I needa learn em notations