💬〡chess-talk

[soft marten]

His name is lmao

Silly goose

[odd parrot]

Anyone 1v1?

[obtuse palm]

GNG IM ON A 7 WS 🔥💪💯💯

anyone have premium for game analysis?

[dawn summit]

send the game

[obtuse palm]

https://www.chess.com/live/game/145324893372

[frosty peak]

Hajwej (2101) vs. GxoFybaBs (2191)

Move List

1. d4 c6 2. e4 d5 3. Nd2 g6 4. c3 dxe4 5. Nxe4 Bg7 6. g3 Nf6 7. Bg2 O-O 8. Ne2 e5 9. O-O exd4 10. Nxd4 Nxe4 11. Bxe4 Qb6 12. Nb3 Be6 13. Be3 Qc7 14. Nd4 Bh3 15. Bg2 Bxg2 16. Kxg2 Rd8 17. Qb3 Nd7 18. Nf3 Nf6 19. Rad1 Nd5 20. Bg5 Re8 21. c4 Nf6 22. Bf4 Qb6 23. Qc2 Nh5 24. Bc1 c5 25. b3 Qc6 26. Rd5 Nf6 27. Rd3 Re7 28. Kg1 Rae8 29. Bb2 Re2 30. Qc1 Qe4 31. Rfd1 Ng4 32. Bxg7 Nxf2 33. Qc3 Nxd1 34. Rxd1 Re3 35. Ng5 Qg4 36. Rd8 Rxc3 37. Rxe8+ Kxg7 38. Ne4 Re3 39. Nf2 Qd4 40. Rxe3 Qxe3 41. Kg2 Qe2 42. h4 Qxa2 43. Kh3 a5 44. Ne4 Qxb3 45. Nxc5 a4 46. Nxb3 axb3 47. Kg4 b2 48. Kf4 b1=Q 49. Ke5 Qb3 50. Kd4 Qxg3 51. Kc5 f5 52. Kb6 Qc3 53. c5 Qc4 

[worn trench]

[worn trench]

Emoji name crazy

[gritty vessel]

[south bobcat]

Hello

[spark yoke]

[south bobcat]

Yo ,Bro ,You look cool

[spark yoke]

yo.bro.ty.u2.

[south bobcat]

It's my pleasure

[deep linden]

most courageous king

wtf is going on tho lmao

[modest spear]

If Nh1 you can take the bishop + trap the knight?

[bitter saffron]

thoughts on the Arctic defense

against reti

[pliant kernel]

If they play e4 or d4 move 2 it doesnt really make any sense

[bitter saffron]

but I saw on the chesscom computer it can lead to draws or black wins

with d4 or e4

[obtuse lynx]

SUPER MEGA GEGA HYPER ACCELERATED DRAGON 🐉

[spark yoke]

kkkk

[pliant kernel]

It's probably not losing but its not good either

[obtuse lynx]

[crystal coyote]

HİHİHİHA

[crystal coyote]

TURKEy

[spark yoke]

wym?

[obtuse lynx]

RUSSIAN PPL

[kindred crypt]

chat French Tarrasch variation or French Normal variation

[modest spear]

Meow

[foggy comet]

yu yangyi has a wide open spot to the candidates, there's no other 2700 left in his bracket until the semifinals

[obtuse lynx]

CHESS BECOME UGLY

[spark yoke]

london x black france

[kindred crypt]

?

[south bobcat]

Put glass bro

[south bobcat]

Cute

[tacit wren]

https://tenor.com/view/linux-better-tux-gif-2737542231410049693

[spark yoke]

gang

[modest spear]

https://tenor.com/view/chungcord-bishops-anime-cuddle-discord-gif-13405411990364535553

[kindred crypt]

no like as reply for white im thinking about 3. Nc3 (Normal variation) and 3. Nd2 ( Tarrasch variation)

[foggy comet]

gukesh, mamedyarov and nodirbek have all gone home and now he's the only 2700 left in that quarter

[spark yoke]

i prefer normal

[modest spear]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/846443794303025193/1430869521333485648/b61c8ae6cb32c440f131b11721e31a7f_rockimg_speech_bubble_meme.gif

[kindred crypt]

wtf

[reef berry]

tf is this

[south bobcat]

What the

[modest spear]

What

[obtuse lynx]

Chess becomes boring
You have to admit

[south bobcat]

I tink I start , Liking this Pokemon

[reef berry]

damn

[modest spear]

oh

[obtuse lynx]

Sheldon's wifey

[foggy comet]

this tournament has been pretty interesting

[modest spear]

WAIT IT'S PHOTOSHOPPED

I NEVER REALISED UNTIL NOW

[reef berry]

thats real wdym

[foggy comet]

i dont watch most of the closed tournaments between the top guys where they made like 5 berlin draws per round

[uneven turret]

no that's completely real

you're trippin

[balmy python]

4 am chess server type shi

[modest spear]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-gif-22073495

[obtuse lynx]

Nah
Previous ones were more interesting
Although there's one single game that amazed me

[fiery chasm]

what a knight Sacrifice to turn the game around

[reef berry]

its so obvious bro

[foggy comet]

what previous ones have been more interesting

i only care about wcc, candidates, world cup, olympiad and world rapid and blitz

[obtuse lynx]

Fine
It's like I'm talking to a wall

[spark yoke]

Alien gambit or Italian game?

[obtuse lynx]

[spark yoke]

bro only bullet💀

[gritty vessel]

[spark yoke]

1|0

[obtuse lynx]

@modest spear

[reef berry]

someone is peeking at me wtf

[gritty vessel]

[gritty vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/kiki's-delivery-service-jiji-kittens-butterfly-attack-gif-7078950804897330666

[reef berry]

yo wtf where you got my pic from this is from back in the days

[modest spear]

What

[gritty vessel]

Lmao

[obtuse lynx]

[frosty peak]

AbhayChess_2006 (1303) vs. 1_Avgvstvs (1282)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 d5 3. Nxe5 c6 4. Qh5 Be6 5. Nc3 Nf6 6. Qf3 Bd6 7. Nd3 O-O 8. e5 Bg4 9. Qg3 Bxe5 10. Nxe5 Re8 11. d4 Nbd7 12. Bf4 c5 13. f3 Bf5 14. O-O-O cxd4 15. Nxd7 Nxd7 16. Nxd5 Qa5 17. Nc7 Qxa2 18. Nxe8 Qa1+ 19. Kd2 Qa5+ 20. Kc1 Rxe8 21. Bd3 Bxd3 22. Rxd3 Qa1+ 23. Kd2 Qxh1 24. Bh6 g6 25. Rxd4 Nb6 26. Re4 Rd8+ 27. Ke3 Qg1+ 28. Qf2 Nd5+ 29. Ke2 Qxh2 30. Be3 Qd6 31. Bxa7 Qa6+ 32. Ke1 Qa1+ 33. Ke2 Qxb2 34. Kf1 Qb1+ 35. Qe1 Qxc2 36. Re8+ Rxe8 37. Qxe8+ Kg7 38. Bd4+ Nf6 39. Bxf6+ Kxf6 40. Qh8+ Kg5 41. Qe5+ Qf5 42. Qg3+ Kf6 43. Qd6+ Qe6 44. Qd4+ Qe5 45. Qb6+ Kf5 46. Qb1+ Kf4 47. Qb4+ Kf5 48. Qb1+ Kf6 49. Qb6+ Qe6 50. Qb2+ Kg5 51. Qd2+ Kh5 52. g4+ Kh4 53. Qh2+ Kg5 54. Qd2+ Kf6 55. Qd4+ Qe5 56. g5+ Kf5 57. Qg4# 

[spark yoke]

Do u like dexter guys?

[severe crystal]

this will be one of the most craziest game you will ever see

[obtuse lynx]

ARE you ok

[modest spear]

Uh yea

Actually no

[modest spear]

I'm heartbroken, all humans are so cruel

[gritty vessel]

[severe crystal]

btw can anyone review this game

[modest spear]

Nah

[tacit wren]

?

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ariesattack

This is the Chess.com profile of ariesattack. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1403 (1446 peak)
Blitz: 997 (1200 peak)
Bullet: 752 (942 peak)

[obtuse lynx]

Would it be possible for you to teach me Russian

[tacit wren]

Privyet Tovarisch

[obtuse lynx]

DOCTAH

...

[modest spear]

I don't speak russian I'm ukrainian

[modest spear]

(sarcasm. my username is also a joke)

[obtuse lynx]

You know Russian ik

[modest spear]

Yea but I don't know its rules

Or grammar. I speak it intuitively

[obtuse lynx]

Are you fr bro

[modest spear]

Yes

[tacit wren]

Brother, master spanish first (RUSSIAN IS HARD)

[obtuse lynx]

Ok thanks for answering

[obtuse lynx]

I'm interested in Russian

Spanish is useless for me rn

[tacit wren]

okay

try duolingo

[obtuse lynx]

Please not this freaking bot

[tacit wren]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-stupid-meme-lol-poo-gif-20346070

[jade kite]

kinda started farming greats for absolutely no reason

[tacit wren]

aren't you one of the OGs?

[obtuse lynx]

Wtf is that?

[azure pivot]

@torn sparrow

[azure pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/anthony-mackie-laugh-try-not-to-laugh-anthony-laugh-gif-4264565357610009154

[rare carbon]

Dont let gold diggers see our votes

[modest spear]

Response to your comment:
«Wtf is that» – that's a video with an indian laughing!

[south bobcat]

It's fine,

[rare carbon]

[obtuse lynx]

[tacit wren]

https://tenor.com/view/coffin-dance-gif-18050258

[spark yoke]

6/10 wins it's good or no

[rare carbon]

[rare carbon]

Pro player

[modest spear]

No

[spark yoke]

ni

[modest spear]

N word bait

[spark yoke]

no

[haughty umbra]

bro ukrainain and russian arent the same language. They share some photenic sounds but are mostly commpletely different.

[spark yoke]

they/are ban

[rare carbon]

He barks more than my street dogs

[haughty umbra]

I speak russian, but i only know a bit of ukrainian. I would expect it to be the same for ukranian people when they try to speak russian

[rare carbon]

Russian is easy

[haughty umbra]

i mean its perspective

not for everyone

[obtuse lynx]

Thanks for the reminder
I saw many Ukrainians speaking Russian that's why

[tacit wren]

https://tenor.com/view/sweating-nervous-wreck-gif-12986085083782148824

[azure pivot]

Russian is hard

[spark yoke]

USSR

[obtuse lynx]

Nah

[azure pivot]

especially for a native English speaker

[haughty umbra]

yeah its easier to learn russian if you are ukrainian and vice versa. That being said, i probably wouldnt understand much of what a ukranian person would say, maybe only some words and phrases, i wouldnt be fluent thats for sure.

[tacit wren]

https://tenor.com/view/my-apologies-cheese-kitty-cat-sorry-my-bad-gif-1026852287997442026

[obtuse lynx]

OK
Next?

[azure pivot]

Russian isn’t really similar to English at all so it’s kinda hard

compared to like French

[obtuse lynx]

Thanks

[tacit wren]

https://tenor.com/view/soviet-union-propaganda-stalinium-gif-16289670004460099406

[obtuse lynx]

Garbage Era

[tacit wren]

No era is garbage of to the 1940s

Im sending you to the 1940s

[spark yoke]

bro learn history pls

[obtuse lynx]

It's useless

Why should I learn something sus

[tacit wren]

https://tenor.com/view/you-are-useless-nas-nas-daily-you-are-useless-nas-daily-gif-23583334

[obtuse lynx]

DocTah
Why are you trolling

[deep linden]

https://tenor.com/view/nice-nature-uma-musume-chibi-dance-gif-2331028012666384866

[tacit wren]

https://tenor.com/view/matt-ramage-future-time-travel-time-traveler-gif-2082231082955078636

[rare carbon]

Welp

[rare carbon]

[tacit wren]

Say "Hi Comrade, OUR house is so good"

[spark yoke]

I from now

[tacit wren]

?

[rare carbon]

Yeah ofcourse i got 10 missiles in there

[tacit wren]

Wanna go to 2067?

[tacit wren]

ya doc

[spark yoke]

no wanna go to 1700 and be white

[deep linden]

everyone is gay

[jade kite]

bro someones gay here

[spark yoke]

true

[obtuse lynx]

*Everybody is silly

[spark yoke]

bro..shh

[tacit wren]

Hi!

[obtuse lynx]

THERE'S TWO GENDERS AND MILLIONS OF MENTALLY INSANES

[undone moss]

True +1

[jade kite]

which is why u should study psychology and make money

[tacit wren]

@azure pivot What happened suddenly? pls be honest why are all the OG people inactive? for example CMjkao, Greenflower, ect?

[obtuse lynx]

Out

[jade kite]

wat

[south bobcat]

Are you @scarlet arrow brother?

[spark yoke]

latinos = black ??

[undone moss]

nah

[torn maple]

They talked here yesterday

[obtuse lynx]

Go to hell

[torn maple]

Only person i dont see anymore is Fion

[jade kite]

so im just not og here fine

[jade kite]

nah i dont think u understand what i said

[tacit wren]

Yes but not as nearly active go back a few months ago they were active almost always

[obtuse lynx]

Fr

[torn maple]

I was here a few months ago 😔

[jade kite]

i was here before u nub

[tacit wren]

You are I even pinged you

#💬〡chess-talk message

[torn maple]

I didnt even had a chess.com account in 2021

[tacit wren]

I joined in 2020

[jade kite]

my bad gang im blind

[south token]

does this move have aura

[torn maple]

Nuh uh

[torn maple]

Vintage member

[rare carbon]

No sorry i am happy as straight

[tacit wren]

@jade kite See? I joined in 2022 discord so technically I am also OG

[obtuse lynx]

Look at his knights
They are sheep

[torn maple]

I played against an account from 2009

[tacit wren]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-minecraft-movie-sheep-pink-sheep-gif-12357672651162571024

[torn maple]

Didnt even know chess.com was that old

Dude is 32yo

[jade kite]

yeah but not a cheese.com og

[south token]

I play against someone from 2008

[potent parrot]

+100 bullet in one day

[spark yoke]

2 goats of tennis

[tacit wren]

2024 december this server peaked

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> onedaythere

This is the Chess.com profile of onedaythere. Take a look!

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2155 (2160 peak)
Blitz: 1968 (2180 peak)
Bullet: 2004 (peak)

[potent parrot]

Hahaha very close to 2200

[storm brook]

who has valo

[obtuse lynx]

Xaxaxaxz

[tacit wren]

https://tenor.com/view/how-to-make-a-discord-server-discord-server-server-plan-gru-discord-gif-22392619

[junior anchor]

damn relatable

[junior anchor]

https://rr4---sn-ab5l6nr6.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?expire=1762786508&ei=bKgRaZ-SBpyT1d8P-LWAiAs&ip=221.156.226.110&id=o-AOabgwR1_DHdhKGvJ5bBNA9rmUVeeo8o9h07plm6h3Ks&itag=18&source=youtube&requiressl=yes&xpc=EgVo2aDSNQ%3D%3D&bui=AdEuB5SQAaEXBwPEW32BPd12MrcWR5LxKhTUlMfgvuuH0ya7WkH-wiyNS7F-B0p2W9CPJK2bumfhCg5z&spc=6b0G_IN_JQEZUJ_N3OoFrj11WEYdnPzKtA_TTvkEfl02OKPbkYLWcBNxmDPA6u3zbOiA1w&vprv=1&svpuc=1&mime=video%2Fmp4&ns=zxNggsnfK3FTHxD_ebRAPVMQ&rqh=1&gir=yes&clen=3718074&ratebypass=yes&dur=53.440&lmt=1762102588150854&fexp=51331020,51552689,51565116,51565681,51580968&c=MWEB&sefc=1&txp=5400234&n=gV81P8quftIuyA&sparams=expire%2Cei%2Cip%2Cid%2Citag%2Csource%2Crequiressl%2Cxpc%2Cbui%2Cspc%2Cvprv%2Csvpuc%2Cmime%2Cns%2Crqh%2Cgir%2Cclen%2Cratebypass%2Cdur%2Clmt&sig=AJfQdSswRQIgHXQc47ErVhROCj8dXsHJHWaWxSZBQ2Rni2hYzgJPimUCIQCfHv9ua2SN8sSj0FYsdbkEMbX7QN9-yuGeAbdz3mdfrA%3D%3D&title=Future GM Aus Humbled By Ladder Mate Gone Wrong. %23chess %23digitalboyaus&rm=sn-3u-3fwe7s,sn-3u-bh2z67k,sn-ogue7r76&rrc=79,79,104&req_id=76a91bb892b6a3ee&cmsv=e&rms=nxu,au&redirect_counter=3&cms_redirect=yes&ipbypass=yes&met=1762764934,&mh=2S&mip=2601:18a:8383:80c0:85b2:eeb3:cedf:25cf&mm=30&mn=sn-ab5l6nr6&ms=nxu&mt=1762764543&mv=u&mvi=4&pl=41&lsparams=ipbypass,met,mh,mip,mm,mn,ms,mv,mvi,pl,rms&lsig=APaTxxMwRQIhAPzP4piHB9QlNTKCJBCPMRnVh74JNn-m72AAthUBXrKJAiB-6TFlINhPqArXNOM9Y4iL09zdUeOAOH8fmHZRA-Nt9g%3D%3D

i hate when this happens

[spark yoke]

2181< it's not players

[tacit wren]

uhm

[junior anchor]

its video link

[potent parrot]

I agree

[obtuse lynx]

🎉

[junior anchor]

sorry if too long

[south bobcat]

Nice drawing

[deep linden]

i think u might get smited

[spark yoke]

nickel

[south bobcat]

Is that Diddy?

[last badger]

DAMNN WHY IS THE LINK SO BIG

[south token]

mods

[severe crystal]

eww I dont wanna see that , delete that bro

[south token]

?

[jade kite]

<@&745328830649991179>

[obtuse lynx]

IT'S LONG
ISN'T IT?

[last badger]

<@&745328830649991179> erm what the sigma

[spark yoke]

noway

[junior anchor]

Ion know

[storm brook]

who has valorant

[severe crystal]

<@&745328830649991179>

[south bobcat]

Well ,Server mods are tired

[spark yoke]

why u don't like

[south bobcat]

<@&745328830649991179>

[obtuse lynx]

I HEARD ABOUT YOU BRO
AND I REALLY WAS LOOKING TO SEE YOU

[tacit wren]

GUYS THE PERSON I AM PLAYING IS NAMED inappropriateuser58734986

[obtuse lynx]

No reason

It's just ugly

[spark yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-dexter-morgan-side-eye-confused-funny-gif-8691990867422214227

[torn maple]

What y'all think of this line in the caro?

[deep linden]

what in the hell

[tacit wren]

IDK seems boring

[last badger]

Huhh?

[south bobcat]

We all know what he did after that

[deep linden]

why the horse there

[obtuse lynx]

It's really hard for white to attack

[south token]

the memes bruh

[torn maple]

Keeping pieces in the board

[tacit wren]

Like the Caro-Kann

[last badger]

Ohh ye

[spark yoke]

she said no

[obtuse lynx]

I was talking about you with Apro

[potent parrot]

I don't know the black theory here and lose a lot

[potent parrot]

Even to knight sack

[torn maple]

h5 h4 e5

[south token]

how are they 17 and 3000 plus

[potent parrot]

We give a pawn and trade Queens?

What if he pins the pawn with queen e2

Nevermind I'm dum

[last badger]

Andy Woodward is like 15 and 3200+ in chess

[potent parrot]

I reached 2150 with 15 minutes YouTube opening videos

I think it's time to study smt

[tacit wren]

HOW WHEN WHERE WHY

[deep linden]

cool

[last badger]

Andy is pretty good at ch*ss 😱

[south token]

in this server

[foggy comet]

ivan zemlyanskii as well

[tacit wren]

Ch*ss

[potent parrot]

U have chessaable?

[deep linden]

no

[tacit wren]

Chass
-Kung Fu Pande

[versed roost]

Ok finally got outta timeout

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Crackyisgoatedgng (carlosune)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Crackyisgoatedgng (carlosune)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1178 (1240 peak)
Blitz: 2010 (2023 peak)
Bullet: 1463 (1518 peak)

[rancid prairie]

one piece da

[deep linden]

why tf your rapid

[tacit wren]

wsp

[deep linden]

😭

[versed roost]

I hate playing rapid

[versed roost]

Sup

[potent parrot]

Very strange ratings

[full cobalt]

skill issue

[spark yoke]

skill?

[potent parrot]

600 point difference

[obtuse lynx]

Hey bro wassup

[versed roost]

WHO'S GONNA WAIT 10WHOLE MINUTES

[rancid prairie]

nthn much wbu

[last badger]

@versed roost 800+ rating gap between rapid and blitz is diabolical 💀

[obtuse lynx]

Nothing
Re you into books

[jovial rose]

bro?

[full cobalt]

you can also think

[versed roost]

The second I got rated in bullet and rapid I started grinding in blitz

[obtuse lynx]

NAH
Flagging is the only reason

[versed roost]

5mins is enough

[tacit wren]

https://www.chess.com/game/145335740662

Check this game out,

[last badger]

Saving this shit to the collection 💀

[obtuse lynx]

Good job

[full cobalt]

67 games with 59 w 3d 5l

[potent parrot]

Why should I be angry

[hollow echo]

wild

[tacit wren]

yehh

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> zj_termination

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2108 (2130 peak)
Blitz: 1945 (1999 peak)
Bullet: 2007 (peak)

[last badger]

I need to climb my blitz rating 😔

[obtuse lynx]

KRAMNIK STYLE

[hollow echo]

no premium member ez

[potent parrot]

Very bad account

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> splashal

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 100 (581 peak)
Blitz: 204 (peak)

[potent parrot]

This guy can't play chess

[hollow echo]

im the best of all tipe

time*

[last badger]

Chesscom premium is biggest scam of all time, youre just paying for colorful stickers and AI coaching that's wrong/too vague most the time 🥀

[hollow echo]

i still like it

[tacit wren]

YESS

[spark yoke]

W

[tacit wren]

😭💔

[spring lion]

10000

[hollow echo]

dont cry 🤫

[quasi fossil]

i forgot to cancel mine and got charged recently, that was a doosey on the bank account

[topaz iris]

What's happening

[tacit wren]

https://tenor.com/view/mane-im-dead-gif-6502286207230651503

[hollow echo]

🤫

[tacit wren]

https://tenor.com/view/you-to-me-gif-5464565068190392814

[potent parrot]

I like a free life time repertoire on chessaable

[last badger]

Like chesscom has unlimited puzzles behind a paywall for some reason

Even though Lichess/Chesstempo has free puzzles and their puzzles are higher quality than chesscom most the time

[last badger]

Which one?

[potent parrot]

Anything is good

[potent parrot]

I need theory to reach 2400

[hollow echo]

🤫

[quasi fossil]

we see it everyday

[full cobalt]

he also plays 2+1 bullet

very sus

[tacit wren]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-gif-25749726

[versed roost]

Who pinged me

[fallen pelican]

Stop making pool bro

🥀🥀🥀

[obtuse lynx]

Don't accuse ppl publicly please

[fallen pelican]

I believe it was me?

[obtuse lynx]

@fallen pelican

[hollow echo]

🤫

[last badger]

I bet the only thing holding me back is my diabolical sleep schedule. Once I fix my sleep, Im hitting GM 😤

[fallen pelican]

Yeah i change my name again

[versed roost]

Uh sup?

[fallen pelican]

Good what about you

[obtuse lynx]

THE SAGA BEGINS 💀

[versed roost]

Ye I'm good too

[chilly ingot]

wsg goonflower

[versed roost]

Yo hitting gm is possible?

Without fide?

[fallen pelican]

goodflower

[slow folio]

gg, can we resign this game already?

[chilly ingot]

i slept 2.5 hours past my sleep schedule yesterday and woke up and hour late 😭😭🐰

[full cobalt]

im not accusing yet

[last badger]

Yall ever realize that there's more people at 800 elo who think they have a chance at becoming GM than actual IMs?

[slow folio]

if it's not re3 then ima vote resign

[fallen pelican]

He run a way because of you

[fallen pelican]

doktah

[tacit wren]

Oh imma FORCE YOU into sleeping for 12 hours ()

[chilly ingot]

yea I used to bully him by saying goonflower

[obtuse lynx]

I feel I'm talking to a wall

[versed roost]

That's greenflower thats not me dude

[chilly ingot]

ik

[obtuse lynx]

You're twin

[obtuse lynx]

[versed roost]

I put my nickname goonflower cause I wanted to bully him aswell😭

[chilly ingot]

make sure you're over 2000 before you start talking

[fallen pelican]

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[fallen pelican]

BALLS

[chilly ingot]

how do you know about balls

[rancid prairie]

no not really

[obtuse lynx]

Ok

[rancid prairie]

I do like reading books about pre historic life on earth

[versed roost]

What's ur rating dude

[chilly ingot]

what is Zeejay typing 💀

[chilly ingot]

3100 bullet

[fallen pelican]

Another puzzle

[tacit wren]

Humanisty is restored ❤️ \

[last badger]

Anybody else have a pet peeve for chess quotes where they say the most mundane/most obvious thing ever 🥀

[chilly ingot]

lowkey he should change his name ZJ, no?

[fallen pelican]

Yeah i see you have those tisms inside you

[versed roost]

Ic wanna 1v1

[chilly ingot]

na I'm eating rn

[tacit wren]

football = soccer

[quasi fossil]

this are like, the most useless quotes ive ever read lmao

[fallen pelican]

VISUALIZE WINNING

[chilly ingot]

I play with ball
not football tho

[versed roost]

After ur done

[obtuse lynx]

Fr

[fallen pelican]

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[quasi fossil]

"to win, you must beat your opponent" ahh quotes

[last badger]

ZJ/ZeeJay are interchangeable. Some websites require me to have a name that's longer than 3 characters, so instead of ZJ, I put ZeeJay

[quasi fossil]

do i really have tooooo

[chilly ingot]

so i basically discovered ur lore

[quasi fossil]

im lazy

[fallen pelican]

Peaplo always forget about the obvius thing

[compact carbon]

guys is doing puzzles worth it?

[quasi fossil]

absolutely, got me a lot higher

[last badger]

If you know my lore, What's the meaning behind ZJ?

[gaunt shuttle]

it's not really required to connect your discord account to your chess account

[versed roost]

Yes it helps u develop and get better at chess

[fallen pelican]

Do all 3 puzzle watch Chess video
Actually playing chess

[gaunt shuttle]

i think

[chilly ingot]

idk ur lore😭

[compact carbon]

how much should i do it? I stopped solving them once i reached 2400 in lichess

[obtuse lynx]

No sense

[quasi fossil]

ill connect it

[chilly ingot]

i guessed the ZeeJay ZJ lore

[compact carbon]

would it be better to just play games for me?

[quasi fossil]

pretty much you stop never, its just good to keep consistently doing them

they keep you on your toes

[chilly ingot]

why is one not even an option

[fallen pelican]

Idk just try

[quasi fossil]

we dont accept poor people

(i dont have one)

[chilly ingot]

then why zero

[versed roost]

I'm gonna steal ur Pikachu if u don't come 1v1

[chilly ingot]

I'll shock you

[quasi fossil]

to know who to exclude(this is a joke)

imma connect my account now

[chilly ingot]

i changed my keyboard settings so the first letter isn't capital, cuz it makes the text too serious

[last badger]

@chilly ingot so basically, my irl initials are JZ. But my nickname/online, I go by ZJ instead. Because if you live in the USA, and you hear JZ, alot of people will automatically think of the rapper New York rapper Jay Z

So that's why I go by ZJ. So youre not thinking of another person when you think of my name

[chilly ingot]

don't do it trust

[fallen pelican]

To late

[quasi fossil]

nah gotta flex my 1300 rating fr

[chilly ingot]

crazy lore

[covert quarry]

cleary 400 is better cause its closer to 1

[fallen pelican]

Ikr
Like
chill ,

[obtuse lynx]

Great nose btw

@fallen pelican

[fallen pelican]

@obtuse lynx
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[obtuse lynx]

Wanna play?

[fallen pelican]

Sure

[quasi fossil]

it aint working i dont think

oh nvm

[chilly ingot]

it worked

[versed roost]

@obtuse lynx
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[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> warfour79

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1358 (1381 peak)
Blitz: 1092 (1062 peak)
Bullet: 706 (933 peak)

[versed roost]

@obtuse lynx
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[chilly ingot]

bro fell for the connect scheme
ur account is gonna get hacked in a few hours lil bro

[versed roost]

.

[chilly ingot]

this is the fake cc server, whoever connects get hacked

[quasi fossil]

its the official server i aint falling for that

i havent played chess in months

[chilly ingot]

the real one has 1.1 mil joins

[versed roost]

I've got multiple accounts though

[quasi fossil]

idgaf

[chilly ingot]

lol I was kidding ur good

[quasi fossil]

i know

[versed roost]

Who wanna play

[quasi fossil]

i can if you want, ill do a rapid, i just might suck cuz im rusty asf

[versed roost]

What's ur rating btw

[quasi fossil]

1350

[chilly ingot]

where's the 5th option of telling him his mother's maiden name and IP adress?

[versed roost]

.

[quasi fossil]

ill probably play like an 1100?

[versed roost]

I ain't gonna get anything

[quasi fossil]

nah bro im ass now

[versed roost]

IF I LOOSE I'LL LOOSE 50 POINTS

[quasi fossil]

its been months

[versed roost]

Hell nahhhh

[quasi fossil]

we can play unranked

[chilly ingot]

vlud wanted to take away his rating

imagine playing rated in big 26

[quasi fossil]

wait how high are you in rated?

oh shit you are 2k+ lmao

[versed roost]

Um just hitted 2k blitz

[quasi fossil]

nah thatd be fun, i wanna play

[chilly ingot]

wanna hear some lore?

[versed roost]

How to send the unranked one though

[quasi fossil]

its an option

[versed roost]

Sure

[quasi fossil]

ill send one, do we send in a channel or dms?

[versed roost]

I can't find it

[versed roost]

my user is carlosune send me

[quasi fossil]

canada?

[versed roost]

Yes

[quasi fossil]

oh i misclicked and sent friend request

i sent

[versed roost]

Hold on

[quasi fossil]

im gonna play so bad

dont judge me if i make terrible moves please man, im so scared for my future plans in this game

prolly gonna hang a queen

[covert quarry]

you dont hang anything

[quasi fossil]

i cant even remember my opening moves lmao

[covert quarry]

you sac it

[covert quarry]

hmmm i wonder what 400 would be considered

probably beginner

[chilly ingot]

when goonflower hit 2k bullet first time I pretended to be a newbie 1300 snd and was adopting him, he rage quit after 3-0 lmao
wanted to crush his ego type shit

[coral carbon]

looking for someone to play with vc

[last badger]

I think one of my biggest pet peeves is when I see a begginer whose like 100 to 900 rating with chesscom premium doing Game Review for a game they lost

And they like hyperfocus on some opening move inaccuracy where it literally doesn't matter at all, but they then ignore what happened later on where they hung a queen 3 moves in a row 🥀

[versed roost]

Next u come 1v1 I wanna see how good ur

[chilly ingot]

fr 🥀

u wanna know sum else too

[foggy comet]

what if im pisces

[chilly ingot]

I was lying about being 3100 lmao :3

[quasi fossil]

im playing so bad

[chilly ingot]

shouldn't have connected

[last badger]

I think there's like different levels of begginer

Like there are begginers who are considered begginers cuz they blunder pieces alot. (900 elo roughly)

But there's also begginer begginers, people who dont know how the pieces move at all (100 elo)

[quasi fossil]

im so bad

my brain went "ooo im gonna attack the queen" and hung a checkmate

[frail saddle]

bro is it just me or does chesscom always pair you up with the perfect matchup when ur about to reach a milestone like

if ur 2290 theyll give you someone whos +10 and theyll always be tilted as hell or buns as hell so theyll be an easy win and you can get your 2300 milestone easily

[versed roost]

Ggs@quasi fossil

[quasi fossil]

gg

[covert quarry]

im 400 but i swear i dont blunder that often

[quasi fossil]

see what i mean, im so bad now, i forgot the idea of the catalan lmao

i just remembered the opening moves

i wanna get back into chess, but it lowky took over my life, i stopped doing schoolwork and tanked e grades just to play more chess lmao

[versed roost]

What's ur real rating then

[last badger]

U prob do

[cosmic quest]

No hes 3100 ive seen him play

right i forgot about my name

[quasi fossil]

the difficult part of being 400 is recognising a blunder in the first place

[versed roost]

It doesn't matter I just wanna see how good he is I've never played w a 3k before though

[quasi fossil]

whether from you or your opponent

[soft marten]

I like plants vs zombies too :)

[pastel wharf]

beat me when

[covert quarry]

not rlly

[serene bough]

Hi

[covert quarry]

i recongize themn RIGHT after i play a bad move

[serene bough]

I’m in class rn

[balmy python]

chaturaji>chess

[quasi fossil]

whats ur account name, ill review some games and shi

[serene bough]

Anyone wanna play chess?

[versed roost]

Ur Below 1k 😭

[quasi fossil]

how do you get elo roles

[versed roost]

Me if ur above 1800

[serene bough]

Nope

[quasi fossil]

ill play

[versed roost]

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[cosmic quest]

automatic when you connect

[covert quarry]

Xxking_broxX i havent played the best recently

[quasi fossil]

i connected

[serene bough]

Add me, I’m GM_Eloise

[quasi fossil]

i have the connected role

oh i have the role

[versed roost]

U already got ur elo role

[quasi fossil]

lmao im silly

[willow pelican]

hell0 Im new at chess at 77O elo anyone wanna play

[serene bough]

I’m 520 Elo ngl

[quasi fossil]

i added you

[pastel wharf]

go dms, also i can beat ALL 1000s nearly..

[quasi fossil]

oh, do you want me to go easy?

[pastel wharf]

but i lose to 1200-500s and higher

[versed roost]

Uh dude imma 2k

[pastel wharf]

or like i cant consistency win against them

[pastel wharf]

go dm and reply

[remote kettle]

Hello

[covert quarry]

hmmmmmm, i think id win

[fallen pelican]

@obtuse lynx
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Ggs
1-2

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> bellelovelumpia

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 495 (1159 peak)
Blitz: 629 (947 peak)
Bullet: 532 (995 peak)

[obtuse lynx]

Let's continue

[versed roost]

Dayummmmm

[fallen pelican]

Nah play with bell or something

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> xxking_broxx

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 404 (533 peak)
Blitz: 392 (983 peak)
Bullet: 442 (522 peak)

[fallen pelican]

@remote kettle @obtuse lynx
Play together you two?

[obtuse lynx]

Not today

[versed roost]

I wish I had a worthy opponent;-;

[pastel wharf]

yes maybe, we can play soon, send a dm

[remote kettle]

Ok

[versed roost]

I miss my rival @stark copper

[fallen pelican]

Random Peaple on chess.com

[obtuse lynx]

Idk

[fallen pelican]

Did you just ping her?

[pastel wharf]

@magnus @gukesh @fabiano @anish @everyonE

[versed roost]

Nah I keep getting matched up with 1800s

[pliant minnow]

Yo does anyone wanna play? (Im newbie)

[versed roost]

Ye?

[fallen pelican]

Just win then

[balmy python]

bro tried to sneak anish in there 💀

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Crackyisgoatedgng (carlosune)

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Name: Crackyisgoatedgng (carlosune)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1178 (1240 peak)
Blitz: 2018 (2023 peak)
Bullet: 1463 (1518 peak)

[versed roost]

How much more

[covert quarry]

hmmm looking at mid stats i suppose

[fallen pelican]

More more play blitz or something

[versed roost]

Atp I might get matched up w magnus himself

💀

[fallen pelican]

Cool

[covert quarry]

i think id win, and with magnus is crz

[fallen pelican]

Magnus is overated
I never lose agaist him before

[versed roost]

Wha u yapping about bud first get to 1600 😭

[covert quarry]

pretty sure i could beat you in a rpaid game

rapid

[versed roost]

I would like u to try

[fallen pelican]

Nah you lose

[quasi fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-gif-18338667365126853250

[covert quarry]

if you would like send me a challange

[quasi fossil]

400 threatening a 2k blitz player lmao

[fallen pelican]

He don't play rapid because its to slow

[quasi fossil]

i get like, competitiveness, but like, ego is too much

[versed roost]

Meh I'm too lazy to play rapid against a 500 come blitz or bullet

[covert quarry]

i like rapid bc i have time to think

[versed roost]

Nah I gotta destroy ts guy's ego hold on

[covert quarry]

fine, do a blitz game

[quasi fossil]

ive always lowky preferred rapid, plans are more fun than the chaos to me

[grave hamlet]

I like rapid as well

[quasi fossil]

ill play you after flower if you want

[versed roost]

My user is carlosune send me req

[quasi fossil]

im rusty so you might win

[covert quarry]

i dont like blitz but if ya want to we can

[reef canyon]

hi bell, hope you r safe

[quasi fossil]

ill play rapid

[versed roost]

Thank God u didn't say g@@n

[quasi fossil]

i prefer rapid

[remote kettle]

I am safe

[quasi fossil]

whats your chess name

[versed roost]

@covert quarry ping me when ur done

[fallen pelican]

Hi safe
Nice to meet you

[reef canyon]

okay good

[covert quarry]

blitz 3/2?

[versed roost]

Anything except rapid

[covert quarry]

@versed roost sent

i hope

[fallen pelican]

UmU

[cosmic quest]

alr im starting the grind

[orchid sedge]

playing an amazing morphy game and then fumbling it up in time pressure has to be the worst feeling in chess 💔

[versed roost]

Haven't received it imma send u

[solid orbit]

Damn💔🥀

[versed roost]

Ur user?

[covert quarry]

alr

[quasi fossil]

3 brilliants into a loss hurts

[fallen pelican]

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[covert quarry]

Xxking_broxX

[orchid sedge]

😔

[fallen pelican]

1 mistake is all that it takes

[orchid sedge]

this one looks pretty cool tbh

[quasi fossil]

i take it that this was high elo?

oh yeah jeez

[orchid sedge]

and then this 😭

[orchid sedge]

yeah a bit

[quasi fossil]

these types of brilliants are my fav

[lone totem]

waiiittt whaat

[orchid sedge]

its simple but flashy

[quasi fossil]

yeah

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/vladimir-kramnik-kramnik-chesscom-chess-meme-anis-84-gif-10256479517071193831

[orchid sedge]

you trade into a rook up endgame

[lone totem]

wow

yea rook goes on a spree

[orchid sedge]

❤️

[quasi fossil]

thats a yikes comparison

considering the incident

[south bobcat]

Whatsup people

[lime falcon]

Did they change the analyse system in chesscom ?

[south bobcat]

Stockfish 17 now

[lime falcon]

Yesterday someone analysed my game but I can't analyse that

Back then it worked

[tired hamlet]

Do you guys think Vladimir Putin ever received one-on-one private chess coaching from Kramnik?

[blazing jewel]

BRO 2 ACCIDENTAL BRILLIANTS IN A BULLET GAME???

[quasi fossil]

the infinite misses and blunders around them lmao

[covert quarry]

i won im goated

[blazing jewel]

lol yeah

[quasi fossil]

you smurfing or smth

[covert quarry]

no im just him frfr

[quasi fossil]

wait

you didnt win lmao

[covert quarry]

yuh huh

[quasi fossil]

i just realised

[covert quarry]

i def didnt misclick my rook and lose it in 1 move

[quasi fossil]

aight now my turn, ill prolly lose

[versed roost]

😭😭😭😭

I feel bad for ts guy

[quasi fossil]

im sending you a challenge now

[covert quarry]

why feel bad

i was out of my turf and out number 1600-400

[versed roost]

U got mated so bad gng

[quasi fossil]

i sent a challenge

[covert quarry]

nah all due to not being used to speed

[versed roost]

Ts server was so active yesterday why is it ded now

[covert quarry]

didnt even show me ANY mercy when i misclicked my rook

[covert quarry]

i aint get it

[quasi fossil]

thats what happens when you talk smack

[lime falcon]

Ts?

[quasi fossil]

hol on ill send a friendie

WarFour79 is my name

[versed roost]

Funny coming from a egoistic guy

[versed roost]

Ts means this

[pastel wharf]

does anyone here have 1000-1600 rating

[tired hamlet]

no

[lime falcon]

This @versed roost ?

[versed roost]

Wha no

[tired hamlet]

ts doesn't mean this

[versed roost]

Then what does it means

[drowsy pelican]

@lightningreflex fix

[tired hamlet]

this shieeeet

[versed roost]

💀👍

[pastel wharf]

he isnt joking

[fleet dove]

obligatory this is ass

[pastel wharf]

look it up

[wheat pumice]

hi

[tired hamlet]

calm down

[marble sand]

Trash talking before 500 is crazy

Like dude who are you trash talking

Trash talking is bad in general but like if you are 2000+ you can do it

[pastel wharf]

whats ur rating

[marble sand]

I am only 1600, why?

[pastel wharf]

play me?

[marble sand]

No I am at school

[fleet dove]

trash talking is lame over the internet, it's best in person

[marble sand]

Waiting for the teacher

[south bobcat]

Good

[marble sand]

Yes but if you do it in person they can hit you

[drowsy pelican]

Just don’t do it in general

[versed roost]

Tbh I would like to crush every single trash talker

[fleet dove]

be faster and hit them first

[marble sand]

I know but like if you are 2000+ you kind of earned the right to do it

[lime falcon]

@tired hamlet now what does this sentence mean

[drowsy pelican]

Still not great

[tired hamlet]

This shieeet server was so active yesterday why is it ded now

[marble sand]

My breakfast is just milk and eggs

[pastel wharf]

which one?

[marble sand]

Actually the best breakfast ever

[south bobcat]

From last night

[pastel wharf]

oh

[fleet dove]

this is literally the worst assortment of foods of all time

[marble sand]

It isn't it tastes awesome

[drowsy pelican]

Fan of hot chocolate (even in summer) along with yogurt and granola

[tired hamlet]

I'm better than every single one of your moms in chess

[fleet dove]

milk is disgusting as is but pairing it with eggs makes both even worse

[marble sand]

I do drink the milk first and the eggs 30 minutes later

[marble sand]

Milk is not disgusting what are you hallucinating

[fleet dove]

you just drink the milk alone??

you're a psychopath

[marble sand]

I drank a bottle of milk every single day from ages 5-13

[drowsy pelican]

Milk is not disgusting 😭

[fleet dove]

milk is ass

[marble sand]

Actually better than water

[marble sand]

Are you 4''5

[tired hamlet]

I still get milk from my mom

[fleet dove]

the majority of humans are lactose intolerant milk is ass fr

[versed roost]

My breakfast is just a beer

😭

[marble sand]

The majority of Humans are missing out

[fleet dove]

more like the minority of humans didn't get the patch update

[grave hamlet]

Bones doesn’t like milk, milk propaganda in shatters

[fleet dove]

I'm hear to bust Big Udders ™

[drowsy pelican]

The default is infact lactose intolerance but we decided we wanted to drink it so we kept lactase

[marble sand]

Milk is the better than water, how tall are you?

I am testing a hypothesis

[fleet dove]

most likely taller than you

[marble sand]

How tall is that 💔

[drowsy pelican]

How tall are you

[fleet dove]

6'3

[drowsy pelican]

194cm

[marble sand]

Well I am still 15

[drowsy pelican]

At 16

[marble sand]

I am like 180 only

[marble sand]

Dude my Cousin is 190 and he is 4 days older

[fleet dove]

skill issue

[drowsy pelican]

Which is nearly 6’5”

[grave hamlet]

I used to be 12’10 but got shrunk when I arrived to earth

[marble sand]

I got the bad side of the genes

[versed roost]

Pretty tall I'm 6'5

[tired hamlet]

he meant in real life not on discord

[fleet dove]

194 cm is 6'4 what are you talking about

[fleet dove]

mb i'm 4'11 irl

[marble sand]

Heightmaxxing

[tired hamlet]

SHORTY

[marble sand]

I actually grew 6 CM since I started eating eggs

[drowsy pelican]

Nvm I misremembered

[marble sand]

I also gained 4 LBS bht that's like irrelevant since I am skinny

[slim gulch]

eggs?

[marble sand]

Yea for some reason

[tired hamlet]

I'm 5'10 i tower over everyone

[fleet dove]

how tall someone is has no bearing on how shit milk is as a product

[drowsy pelican]

Indeed

[marble sand]

5'10 was my height when I was 13

[fleet dove]

humans should stop drinking milk after the age of 2 fr

[marble sand]

You are weird

[drowsy pelican]

Smae

[marble sand]

Have you tasted brown cow milk?

[fleet dove]

my take is correct

[tired hamlet]

all downhill from there brother

[marble sand]

I sleep 3 hours a day so my height is getting cooked

[pastel wharf]

have you tasted purple mineral water?

[obtuse lynx]

WEIRD

[tired hamlet]

just say chocolate milk bro

[marble sand]

No it comes from brown cows not coca

[drowsy pelican]

7% of Americans think chocolate milk comes from brown cows (adults)

[marble sand]

What about the 93%?

[drowsy pelican]

Just found the 7% interesting

[tired hamlet]

and one arjun erigaisi thinks cows drink milk

[marble sand]

Does Fiji have any GMs

[pastel wharf]

what is fiji

[marble sand]

Doe Tuvalu

[tired hamlet]

no just the water

[fleet dove]

and pink milk comes from pink cows

[marble sand]

Pink milk doesn't exist

[tired hamlet]

just say strawberry milk bro

[marble sand]

Literally never seen it before

[marble sand]

Strawberry tastes bad

[fleet dove]

there's non strawberry flavored pink milk

[pastel wharf]

DOES ANYONE HERE HAVE 1000-1500 RATING????

[drowsy pelican]

Me

In daily

[stone glen]

dosa

[pastel wharf]

whats ur rating

[drowsy pelican]

Nvm it’s 1573

[obtuse lynx]

Yez

[marble sand]

Why would you ruin milk with strawberry

[stone glen]

?me

[pastel wharf]

u free to play chess?

[tired hamlet]

FU that's my favorite fruit

[marble sand]

You can't buy Humans

[fleet dove]

milk is already ruined the strawberry is there to make it better

[obtuse lynx]

Wdym

[marble sand]

Strawberry ruins everything

[tired hamlet]

can you buy hamas

[drowsy pelican]

I know what people are thinking. Don’t

[obtuse lynx]

Fr

[tired hamlet]

humas idk how to spell it

[pastel wharf]

can u play rn

[stone glen]

https://tenor.com/view/spoke-spokeishere-lifesteal-lifestealsmp-lssmp-gif-2371156633713872838

[fleet dove]

you're 0/3 with food takes rn

[obtuse lynx]

Yez

[tired hamlet]

hummus

[pastel wharf]

@obtuse lynx dms

[stone glen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1273909038056476714/1408436184211914843/f5ir3pubjzbf1.gif

[obtuse lynx]

It's too risky bro

[pastel wharf]

ok send me game link, rapid

[tired hamlet]

do you guys think hamas plays chess in their spare time

[stone glen]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-that's-kind-of-racist-hotel-transylvania-johnny-johnathan-loughran-andy-samberg-gif-3049905511819419012

[obtuse lynx]

Gimme your user
Or send by yourself

[pastel wharf]

DarkPhoenix5001

[tired hamlet]

like statistically, at least one of their members has to have a chess.com account

[orchid sedge]

its cute tho

[tired hamlet]

bro what are these polls

[obtuse lynx]

@pastel wharf
Accept the challenge please

[fleet dove]

mods please ban mikhail tal guy for these bumass polls

[south bobcat]

Random

[pastel wharf]

2 people sent, who is u

[south bobcat]

<@&745328830649991179>

[obtuse lynx]

008

[drowsy pelican]

…

[orchid sedge]

did bro ping mods on himself? 💔

[drowsy pelican]

You got: LOCKED OUT!

(To the person I just saw)

[drowsy pelican]

Thanks

[south bobcat]

It's fine ,👍🏻

[orchid sedge]

@fleet dove what line would you recommend against 6. c4 in the kalashnikov?

[nocturne plover]

h6

[orchid sedge]

tfym h6 💔

[long island]

hi guys

[nocturne plover]

Top line

[fleet dove]

is this before or after be7

i forgor

[small jungle]

Resigning

[orchid sedge]

😭

[tired hamlet]

bruh is that devin booker on the bottom right

[orchid sedge]

here

[dim umbra]

White to play

[nocturne plover]

Crazy shi

[fleet dove]

play be7

[orchid sedge]

I was playing this thing but its too positional for my liking

[orchid sedge]

and then what

[fleet dove]

yea

[nocturne plover]

Told ya bro h6

[fleet dove]

then a6 be6

[lime falcon]

How did opponent get so many queens

[orchid sedge]

what even is the idea bro 💔

[long island]

uhm

[orchid sedge]

and then bg5 or what

[fleet dove]

rc8 is fine or bg5

I don't play these lines myself so I have an outsider's perspective

bg5 is thematic tho

[dim umbra]

🤣 dont worry bout it

[orchid sedge]

this looks like black will just suffer with literally no conuterplay and then draw

[fleet dove]

what?

[orchid sedge]

the roooookkk

[fleet dove]

not at all lol

[orchid sedge]

yea kinda

what is black's plan after ..bg5 be2

what is he playing for, ..b5?

[fleet dove]

bxc1 then qg5

[nocturne plover]

Just play the best moves best idea for all openings

[orchid sedge]

hmmmmmm

okay this kinda seems fun

[nocturne plover]

Na I don't see h6

[orchid sedge]

it was played :3

and winrates arent even that bad

[nocturne plover]

Ye just play the top line man easy

[nocturne plover]

I just play the top line and win it's not very hard tbh

[orchid sedge]

😭

[nocturne plover]

Take inspiration from me fr it's the best advice you can get

[slow folio]

nah chat is it a bad sign to have more tilting period than playing normally or even flowing period?

[mortal bronze]

sure

[slow folio]

I wanna go punish myself for losing in a winning position

[lone totem]

hi cha

[lone totem]

i think so 😭

[slow folio]

I feel like if I actually failed at chess, I will lose everything vro

[mortal bronze]

do you continue playing while you are tilting?

[slow folio]

no

[slim gulch]

hey ha

[mortal bronze]

hi

[slim gulch]

hi kel

[balmy python]

howard

[mortal bronze]

then what's the issue?

[slow folio]

I will go punish myself

[lone totem]

elloe visble

[mortal bronze]

hi visible

[slow folio]

and the day after ima continute

[slim gulch]

I'm invisible

[mortal bronze]

how

[slim gulch]

invis

[lone totem]

what does that mean

[mortal bronze]

umm

[crude pendant]

Hi invi

[lone totem]

howd your exam go kel

[balmy python]

no reels for 15 minutes 💔

[slim gulch]

hey there

[mortal bronze]

not good

[lone totem]

lock in gng

[small jungle]

did u pass

[mortal bronze]

i will find out in a few months

[severe crystal]

anyone up for rapid/bullet unrated

[slow folio]

I won't tell it here, gonna be at risk getting banned

[marble sand]

Do you mean Hummus

[lone totem]

tell in dms uhh

[tired hamlet]

yes

[mortal bronze]

2+1 games don't even count

[slow folio]

see, I stopped playing after losing a winning position with the potential of winning is high

[bitter niche]

why did you ping me

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/hikaru-hikaru-naka-hands-oh-yes-baby-rubbing-hands-gif-25390470

[slow folio]

just look at rapid vro