💬〡chess-talk

[fluid stag]

I play on my 300 elo burner account and it gives me game ratings of 1200+ because it knows I'm not a 300 😂

[sharp narwhal]

i once had a j#b interview so traumatic

[ornate talon]

Accept

[kindred crypt]

Send unrated 3+0

[odd parrot]

Ok

[potent gulch]

I wouldn't be able to sleep anymore

[versed roost]

Is it fr sigma?

[kindred crypt]

yeah

[fluid stag]

Who wants to get mated 😉

[versed roost]

Alr

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-get-real-gif-332981694918209042

[sharp narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-paypal-hypno-hypnotize-gif-14208184868957513768

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/kissing-boy-furry-gif-16699806157514747953

[fluid stag]

I'd mate you 😛

[potent gulch]

I bet you'd

[full cobalt]

Why do you even have a 300 elo account

[versed roost]

Can't find u sigma

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> lazy_failure

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Rapid: 2308 (peak)
Blitz: 2265 (peak)
Bullet: 2032 (2102 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Crackyisgoatedgng (carlosune)

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Rapid: 1082 (1179 peak)
Blitz: 1433 (peak)
Bullet: 1463 (1518 peak)

[versed roost]

@kindred crypt send me req

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> oikeinn

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Rapid: 2122 (2238 peak)
Blitz: 2074 (peak)
Bullet: 1661 (peak)

[kindred crypt]

💔 boolet

[full cobalt]

We dont care about boolet

[fluid stag]

Ur such a flirt 😚

[fluid stag]

Idk it's just some side account 😭

[full cobalt]

I had to get a new boolet peak just to peaksit and never touch it again

[versed roost]

Man he disappeared

[plush goblet]

I got my first game with two brilliants :D

[versed roost]

Hold on

[late aspen]

its not letting me disconnect my acc

-_---

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> fyutir

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Rapid: 1328 (1352 peak)
Blitz: 1219 (1234 peak)
Bullet: 1152 (1172 peak)

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/itzillit-cat-sleepy-cat-gif-1344318570403703586

[junior anchor]

I must be the lowest rated from all the jobless chatters😔

[full cobalt]

Ngl I thought you were like 2k

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> mk0la

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Rapid: 2220 (2212 peak)
Blitz: 2000 (2005 peak)
Bullet: 1812 (1853 peak)

[fluid stag]

😛

[mortal bronze]

it's okay to be jobless vro

[junior anchor]

I need to think of future

[mortal bronze]

yes

i need to think of past

[junior anchor]

Maybe going to school is my job so it's chill

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-you-like-kissing-boys-don't-you-cat-lowpoly-3d-gif-9960745507421464646

[mortal bronze]

smh if you in school then why are you worried

[marsh sinew]

Hyper bullet shouldn't be chess who's with me

[fluid stag]

Bricked fr 😔😔🤧🤧

[junior anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-getting-hit-with-bricks-gif-11031551484498997974

[late aspen]

aaaa

[mortal bronze]

hyperbullet is the second best form of chess

[fast glen]

What is job, I've never heard of it

[full cobalt]

Any form of bullet isnt chess

[mortal bronze]

the best is ultrabullet

[fluid stag]

Blitz is better

[potent gulch]

Tuff

[mortal bronze]

the worst

[fluid stag]

Bullet is too much

[junior anchor]

Monthly is top 1?

[fluid stag]

Ur tweaking

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-furry-fellaa-fear-gif-13609487121680035090

[mortal bronze]

blitz is just brainrot

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> IM luneity

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Premium Member: True
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Rapid: 2534 (2826 peak)
Blitz: 2812 (2936 peak)
Bullet: 2850 (2980 peak)

[oblique dagger]

Any cute gay good boy trans femboy furry fluffy catboy catgirl meower with paws~ wants to play chess ? >_< ;3 uwu

[fluid stag]

Bullet is so fast paced like any am I getting 2 seconds of gametime

[mortal bronze]

bad

[mortal bronze]

blitz is even worse

[fluid stag]

Bro 3 minute a side

Genuinely the perfect medium

[late aspen]

bullet is a virtue you mortals will never understand

[potent gulch]

Updated!!!

[oblique dagger]

Haii

[oblique dagger]

❤️

[mortal bronze]

how about a ugly straight bad girl straight straight straight straight with hands who wants to play chess?

[fluid stag]

What the hell am I reading

Have we lost the plot guys

[full cobalt]

Id farm you

[potent gulch]

LMAOOO

[mortal bronze]

hi dengy

[junior anchor]

Wanna try to guess White's move and Black's response?

[potent gulch]

Welcome to Discord chess

[junior anchor]

First one might be pretty obvious

[fluid stag]

It's a pleasure to meet most of you

[mortal bronze]

rf1 rxf1

[full cobalt]

Rf1 Rf2

[junior anchor]

Not rf1

[marsh sinew]

Nah

[mortal bronze]

rb3?

[full cobalt]

Be3?

[junior anchor]

So let's say 2 rooks equal one queen and a pawn in material

[potent gulch]

Rb3?

[fluid stag]

He just wanted to mate 😔

[junior anchor]

Fer away

[brisk trellis]

In sports there is nothing satisfying than hearing big crowd goes silence 🤫

[naive jolt]

Hello again people

[potent gulch]

Definitely

[fluid stag]

Who doesn't

[junior anchor]

What's wrong with dudes?

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-hi-there-cat-wave-cat-cat-hi-gif-18340632167687937789

[potent gulch]

Idk 😞

[mortal bronze]

are you indian?

[naive jolt]

Whites move Rf1 and blacks response Rxg3+

[mortal bronze]

or australian

[brisk trellis]

No Australian

[potent gulch]

I think that he feared falling in distraction because of beautiful dudes

[marsh sinew]

Meow meow

[junior anchor]

Preeti similar but it's queen move

How did i mistype this bad

[potent gulch]

Yoooo cool an Australian!!!! I rarely sees one here, :p

[naive jolt]

Qxh2 then i assume

[kindred crypt]

yeah im a shitter lmao

[mortal bronze]

i see. i have seen more indian pat fans than australian ones

[brisk trellis]

Because Aussies have different mentality 🗿

[junior anchor]

For white

[versed roost]

@kindred crypt why resign

[mortal bronze]

@brisk trellis my message got auto deleted for saying your name lol

[potent gulch]

They're sigmas 🥶

[marsh sinew]

Have u seen bullet No.1 bro is 3500 he blunders his pieces and wins on time

[potent gulch]

LMAO

[fluid stag]

😂😂😂😂

[junior anchor]

If you said Qxf3 and Qe8 you are correct

[naive jolt]

Oh uh Queen move now? Instead of Rf1?

[brisk trellis]

Because Indian abuses Pat and Aussies respect so you will find only Indian comments

[mortal bronze]

that's how chess is meant to be played

[fluid stag]

This is why I hate bullet

[naive jolt]

I thought this was a puzzle lol

[junior anchor]

Nuh guess the blunder🥹

[naive jolt]

Nah but wth is Qxf3 then Qe8

[kindred crypt]

??? I hung a full rook?

[potent gulch]

Holy moly, I'd never play qxf3 here with 40 seconds

[mortal bronze]

i meant indian pat fans

[fluid stag]

There shouldn't really be games shorter than 1 minute a side realistically

[versed roost]

..

[mortal bronze]

this is why i love bullet

[junior anchor]

I would

[mortal bronze]

there shouldn't be games longer than 1 minute imo

[potent gulch]

Cold blooded 🥶

[naive jolt]

As you all can see by my profile, I love bullet. Its insane

[marsh sinew]

You don't even need to think in bullet

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> randomgamewatcher

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Rapid: 1366 (peak)
Blitz: 1381 (peak)
Bullet: 2204 (peak)

[mortal bronze]

qe8 is a funny premove

[rain monolith]

My last 33 games:
16w
2D
15L

[versed roost]

My real rating was 2300 but I forgot the password and its my alt @kindred crypt

[mortal bronze]

yes you do

[fluid stag]

If someone claims 2000+ elo in bullet you know they're on some serious bullshit 😭 blundering a bunch of pieces and winning on time

[junior anchor]

Ok bit what's for💔

[rain monolith]

fr gng

[mortal bronze]

i would argue that bullet requires more calculation than classical chess

[naive jolt]

Is this an insult towards me? Hmm...

[junior anchor]

See queen attack queen❤️

[potent gulch]

Crush them 🔥🔥

[mortal bronze]

classical is just preparation

bullet is real skill

[fluid stag]

Ikr

[naive jolt]

See piece take piece. Qxe1+

[marsh sinew]

2|1 bullet yes 10s No😭

[fluid stag]

Yeah sexy come get me 😘

[mortal bronze]

that's how chess is meant to be played

[naive jolt]

Uh no thanks

[fluid stag]

I'm trolling 😂 😭

[mortal bronze]

10s yes.

[junior anchor]

Your username isn't wrong

[fluid stag]

Relax relax 😭

[umbral bison]

hi kel!

[junior anchor]

But BlunderMaster67 is better if you ask me

[potent gulch]

You reminds me of Zane 🔥

[umbral bison]

🙂

[mortal bronze]

hi

[naive jolt]

I made the username before the meme.

[mortal bronze]

respect zane

[marsh sinew]

1|1?

[mortal bronze]

no

anything with increment is not real chess

[sage vine]

I don't see what's wrong with hxg4

[umbral bison]

gustas de futebol?

[fluid stag]

I've got no clue who he is but hey he sounds smart

[marsh sinew]

😭😭

[junior anchor]

I used to live in the building number 6 apartment number 7 before meme😔

[mortal bronze]

futbol si

[umbral bison]

si si jaja

[potent gulch]

I love Zane tho 🥺 he's so nice

[sage vine]

ie. all classical games (which is wrong, classical is the realest chess ever)

[silver yew]

im officially a chess addict again. after one year skip, im back at it again. man its so hard to quit

[mortal bronze]

where is he

[mortal bronze]

nope

[potent gulch]

@jaunty creek

[junior anchor]

So basically all my old documents had me living at [street name] 6/7

[mortal bronze]

you have been brainwashed by the chess mafia

[potent gulch]

Idk, he became less active

[mortal bronze]

hmm

[vale vortex]

[jaunty creek]

Hi lol

[potent gulch]

Yoooo heyyy Markus:p

[mortal bronze]

hi

[fluid stag]

Dayum Zane came

[vale vortex]

sup

[umbral bison]

Welcome to the mafia

[sage vine]

I speak from experience (although 10|0 is 2nd most enjoyable)

[potent gulch]

Heyyy there

[jaunty creek]

hi kel

[late aspen]

wah wahw ahwwhawwha wah

[mortal bronze]

both are bad. too much time

[jaunty creek]

hi apro, how is he anything like me

[mortal bronze]

why you not active

[sage vine]

I like thinking

[jaunty creek]

got a lot going on

[junior anchor]

Ts you bro?
https://youtu.be/jW9sKjgNARI?si=HOKxyuzSTyCBUpWd

[ornate talon]

3 blunders

[hoary berry]

[mortal bronze]

not a good way to play chess

[fluid stag]

Yo bro apparently I remind someone of you are you also a freaky person ❤️

[umbral bison]

1 bitcoin + 200k stockfish cloud

[mortal bronze]

i see

[jaunty creek]

No

Prob because of your pfp

[fluid stag]

I think apro was speaking out his ass

[mortal bronze]

it was more because he also had a similar pfp

[fluid stag]

Oh I don't know the lore shit

[jaunty creek]

I’m a bodybuilder so that’s probably why

[hoary berry]

I'm almost 300 Elo.

[fluid stag]

I'm not an og in this server

[potent gulch]

Speaking out my what? 😡

[ornate talon]

Im 100

[fluid stag]

BigW

[jaunty creek]

is it the pfp

[fluid stag]

😂

[umbral bison]

shinpai 💀 ?

[junior anchor]

Well keep the rate

[potent gulch]

Yuhh

[jaunty creek]

i miss it

[junior anchor]

I believe in you twin

[hoary berry]

?

[potent gulch]

You can do it!! 🔥🔥

[fluid stag]

Change it back to your body then fine shyt

[stark copper]

@magic shard i started playing rated rapid again and i had a heart attack

im almost 2300 rapid unironically

[fluid stag]

We tryna see beautiful men

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> anna (calculationdevil)

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Rapid: 2284 (peak)
Blitz: 2208 (peak)
Bullet: 2364 (peak)

[fluid stag]

Ykwim I'm tryna see Hella beautiful chess players like 😛😛 zane

[jaunty creek]

nah

tired of people commenting on it

[junior anchor]

Why suck my finger

[magic shard]

good job

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-magnus-carlsen-tongue-tease-lick-gif-27570707

[strong geyser]

What’s up guys new to the server just wanted to introduce my self

I’ve been playing chess for about a year the first few months I’ve played on chess.com but since then I’ve just been playing in person and improving so I don’t know what my true RR is

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> bedstead

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Rapid: 129 (402 peak)
Blitz: 100

[fluid stag]

Yeah it can get tedious

[potent gulch]

I have so many questions on that photo

[stark copper]

i won one because it was in my prep, lost two because i got stressed, won one by flagging (lol), then won one by insnae comeback

[junior anchor]

I wonder if someone has ever tried to place their gun there

[umbral bison]

devil not good for you

[potent gulch]

LMAOOO 😭

[ornate talon]

I aint had 400 elo

[jaunty creek]

ight see yall

@ me for anything :p

[potent gulch]

Se youuu

[fluid stag]

See you bro

[jaunty creek]

wrong person

[junior anchor]

Wdym

[fluid stag]

Shit

[umbral bison]

Ok bye love you

[fluid stag]

Shit my bad I meant to say it to zane

[potent gulch]

Ig he wrong replied

[jaunty creek]

Oh bye love you too

[junior anchor]

Oh it sounded like a threat to me😭

[potent gulch]

LMAO

[junior anchor]

Yeah see you bro it's the last time you will ever be on this server❤️

[potent gulch]

A treath 😭

[umbral bison]

😊

[hoary berry]

26 as 3x3 pr?

[potent gulch]

I see 😭

[fluid stag]

Are you a mod

[junior anchor]

Sure i am

[ornate talon]

Ye

[potent gulch]

Yes, and now he's pissed cuz u pinged him

[stark copper]

ts chess lowk easy

[copper root]

If you don’t accept the draw after an obvious miss click you’re a bitch and I will stall the game

[junior anchor]

I am just on my x=x+1 alt

[umbral bison]

whats your iq miss?

[junior anchor]

Makes sense in c++ to be honest

[fluid stag]

I concur

[mortal bronze]

skill issue

[umbral bison]

damn this song I'm listening to is fire

[fluid stag]

I miss clicked and fuhhed mate in 1 yesterday

[junior anchor]

Ok bro

[potent gulch]

Stall my game muhuhahahaha 😈

[junior anchor]

I will wait for 8 elo

[fluid stag]

Crystal castles?

[junior anchor]

Because it's kinda your fault for missclicking

[potent gulch]

I'll listen to beautiful princess disorder, I freaking love that song 🔥🔥🔥

[umbral bison]

no a techno song why did you say that

[real furnace]

Idgaf I'm spreading this everywhere

[fluid stag]

Only crystal castles is fire

[kindred crypt]

asshole

[stark copper]

0

[junior anchor]

Guys i this a misclick i should take a draw for?

[umbral bison]

is that the emo song?

[mortal bronze]

always a nice day on this server

[kindred crypt]

its on you if your fatass fingers cant handle a mouse/iphone

[fluid stag]

It's kinda techno but very fast paced

[copper root]

Accept the draw or wait that simple

[mortal bronze]

real

[real furnace]

Watch it without looking away or blinking

[copper root]

Idc it happens to everyone

Accept the draw or wait

[mortal bronze]

i stopped watching after 2 seconds

[umbral bison]

what artist are you talking about

[kindred crypt]

🤡

[junior anchor]

You are an asshole brochacho not your opponent💔

[rugged aurora]

how would they possibly missclick a move with a king🥀

[fluid stag]

I agree misclicks happen all the time I genuinely just let it slide cus of sportsmanship

[real furnace]

Wimp

[junior anchor]

Because why would I WAIT for YOUR mistake

[vocal musk]

Connext your account btw

[fluid stag]

The artist name is crystal castles

[junior anchor]

There's a reason you play longer games perhaps

[fluid stag]

Do I have to?

[strange kayak]

Heyo Everyone

[vocal musk]

You should

[vocal musk]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHVsNnZza2tvb2lkOXJyOWJ3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tI0a0QzIRmzDShP23b/giphy.gif

[copper root]

I ain’t gonna argue with yall I said what I said

[junior anchor]

Yeah it's propaganda

[fluid stag]

😔😔😔😔💔😞🥺

[high idol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1391333365432451147/1405720791286415401/attachment-1-2.gif

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-corn-ball-cornball-what-a-cornball-bros-a-cornball-gif-5197973977302540649

[umbral bison]

ah yeah I think I know them I discovered them by yousuke yukimatsu

[rugged aurora]

your name finna be ,,connect account" 🙏

[high idol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1432142573933170728/1434741765776080977/attachment.gif

[junior anchor]

Neuro"link"

[fluid stag]

Guys would you take 10 best moves or 3 brilliants

Lowk

[torn sparrow]

3 brilliants

[candid dust]

10 best

[silver yew]

yea bro

[rugged aurora]

10 best moves, i aint him

[fluid stag]

I'd take 3 brilliant ngl

[junior anchor]

I would rather become pawn genius

[silver yew]

playing chess good is a gentlemans sign playing chess exceptional is a wasted life idk the exact wording

[umbral bison]

I just want to have an option to turn off on my system

[fluid stag]

😭😭

[kindred crypt]

I would buy and eat a genetically modified cornball.

[fluid stag]

I believe Andrew Tate said this in an interview 3 years ago or something

[junior anchor]

Just pawns brutal

[rugged aurora]

i mean is there a better figure than a pawn, it can turn into anything overall and its really good defensive source

[fluid stag]

Always play a queens pawn opening

I actually agree 👍💯 pawns make a big difference

[umbral bison]

that was paul morphy I think

[kindred crypt]

Do you quote Jeffrey Epstein also?

[junior anchor]

Made my first video🥹

[mortal bronze]

i remember that

[fluid stag]

I'm not sure but hikaruu reacted to Tate playing chess

[mortal bronze]

andrew tate truly a wise guy for saying that

[umbral bison]

hikaru played his father

[junior anchor]

Is this tuff video?

[limpid viper]

bro said andrew tate

[fluid stag]

Yeah I heard Emory Tate was an esteemed grandmaster

[mortal bronze]

helo

[umbral bison]

emory tate

[torn sparrow]

😭

[candid dust]

what is this even about 😭

[limpid viper]

hello

[mortal bronze]

what do you have against andrew tate

[torn sparrow]

he never was gm

[junior anchor]

Tututuutututuut tutut tutu tututu

[fluid stag]

Didn't hikaru say he was?

[limpid viper]

british, bald

[kindred crypt]

That he's a sex trafficker?

[mortal bronze]

fair

[fluid stag]

He was found not guilty are we just lying now

[rugged aurora]

im not enough developed to understand that, ts way too tuff

[mortal bronze]

no that's paul morphy

[junior anchor]

I know he was on that island but I can't prove it

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-sgt-doakes-james-doakes-suprise-mf-meme-gif-18289535190570321315

[umbral bison]

I agree

[mortal bronze]

he's just a respectable chess player. don't ruin his reputation

[junior anchor]

I am higher rated than him so no big deal

[fluid stag]

No cus if Andrew is around 2000 elo like 1900 I believe then his father must have been like close to gm

[umbral bison]

I was on that island too

[strange kayak]

Erm, nobody informed me about the existence of proper brainrot here.

[umbral bison]

I still go there

[vale vortex]

there is none

[mortal bronze]

he used to be a world champion vro

[mortal bronze]

there is nothing but brainrot here

[junior anchor]

I used to be ping pong champion in 1476 too

[mortal bronze]

nice

[junior anchor]

Before they started using balls instead of boulders

[kindred crypt]

ROFL he has at least 20 charges in the UK, charges in Romania and the United States. Guys guilty as sin.

[torn sparrow]

and there never was...

[strange kayak]

What's ping pong

[limpid viper]

he was an IM

[mortal bronze]

racist term used against chinese people

[strange kayak]

No, that's supposed to be ching chong

[umbral bison]

He doesn't commit sin, he's muslim

[junior anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/forrest-gump-ping-pong-gif-27597407

[mortal bronze]

@mods

[junior anchor]

And of course there's mao

[fluid stag]

Find recent updates bro his case file was closed in Romania and the UK have opened up new files to try and extradite

[mortal bronze]

that's a sport vro

[strange kayak]

Ayo

[strange kayak]

This is table tennis

[rugged aurora]

yeah, its also ping pong

[junior anchor]

Do you eat straws too?

[umbral bison]

the ball is AI and the guys are only swinging the arms. Look closely.

[sleek kettle]

hello hello! Anyone in the 1400-1700 rating range that would be down to spar in open sicilians from both sides? I'm thinking at least 10 minute games

[strange kayak]

Naw naw, I'm from India

[fluid stag]

I rarely play the Sicilian

[strange kayak]

Atleast for now

[fluid stag]

It's hyped up a lot but I don't see it like I prefer queens pawn or actually the london

Or a variation of the London

[umbral bison]

In India I think they eat them with bare hands

[strange kayak]

Some people here actually do

[sleek kettle]

Tryna get some practice?

[strange kayak]

Weird shi happening everywhere man

[silver yew]

im down if 1800 still okay, though i never learned playing it with black pieces, only against

[umbral bison]

thats why I'm saying that

[mortal bronze]

eat what?

[fluid stag]

I'm good bro thank you for askin

[umbral bison]

but just between us I'm not from india and I do that too

[umbral bison]

probably food

[sleek kettle]

For sure, I'll send you a link. You wanna VC?

[strange kayak]

"Probably"

[silver yew]

sure

[mortal bronze]

true i can confirm

[fluid stag]

I think food tastes better when you eat it via hands

[idle oracle]

what do you play

[fluid stag]

Cutlery often makes it difficult and the pleasure is diminished

[umbral bison]

thank you for the confirmation it is very appreciated 🙂 ❤️

[idle oracle]

kel let’s play blitz

[sleek kettle]

Sweet I'm in 2P Room 1

[mortal bronze]

okay

[mortal bronze]

np

[fluid stag]

Let's play blitz at 400 elo cmon bro dial in

[idle oracle]

what

[idle oracle]

I sent you a link

[kindred crypt]

@woeful dune Hello I have closed my account but I do not remember my email and I do not have access to the email I used to create that account

[rich tundra]

Try every Email you have

Btw where can i send Screenshots and/or clips

[torn sparrow]

cooke

[rich tundra]

Somewhere thats Not memes

[kindred crypt]

In May 2025, the UK's Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) authorized 21 charges against the Tate brothers related to ****, human trafficking, and other offenses between 2012 and 2015. A UK court has approved their extradition to face these charges, but only after the legal proceedings in Romania have concluded.

[unborn island]

Does anyone know how to change their chess username?

[rich tundra]

Cant

[fluid stag]

I know this i live in the UK and have gone over the UK's case regarding Tate

[rich tundra]

Im pretty sure

[kindred crypt]

Me when i lie

[unborn island]

OK

[kindred crypt]

Settings and should be under account

[rich tundra]

I couldnt

[kindred crypt]

on lichess or chess.com

[rich tundra]

Chess.com

App

[kindred crypt]

Well thats just a skill issue

[rich tundra]

I have one

Ik that

[tribal sage]

Hello

Does anyone want a game

[torn sparrow]

first time bro is helping someone

[kindred crypt]

i help with openings

[rich tundra]

Bruh

Skill issue it is

[tribal sage]

@kindred crypt as a chinese person, your username hurts me

[torn sparrow]

help me like if i was a 1500

[indigo stream]

i found a mate in 7

[kindred crypt]

dont play ruy lopez

dont play alapin

[magic shard]

play the ruy lopez

[torn sparrow]

help me if i was like a 1600

[tribal sage]

don't play chess @

[magic shard]

play the ruy lopez

[kindred crypt]

dont play na6 orthodox kings indian

[torn sparrow]

thank you goat

[kindred crypt]

play the ruy lopez

[torn sparrow]

I appreciate your advice greatly goatedry

[tribal sage]

@torn sparrow if you're 1600, you might as well quit

[kindred crypt]

only play the ruy at 1600 and not 1700

[torn sparrow]

you got fired opening adviser

[hoary berry]

I have 301 Elo.

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-fired-donald-trump-the-apprentice-point-gif-8557097

[torn sparrow]

I didnt hear what i wanted from like the labor statistics

[warped osprey]

If I was to develop a software which would interface with my browser which allows me to type in keycodes for chess moves - eg e4 - to allow me to not use my mouse, would I potentially get my account terminated from CC?

[torn sparrow]

you wouldnt be able too

[tribal sage]

probably not

[kindred crypt]

my openings are peak ngl

[balmy python]

i think lichess has this functionality built in already

[torn sparrow]

stop selfpromitng

[warped osprey]

I prefer CC so that's why I'm curious

[tribal sage]

yeah, stop selfpromitng @kindred crypt

[kindred crypt]

bro jobava sveshnikov and kings indian is a goated combo

[balmy python]

cc ass ngl 💔

[torn sparrow]

reported

[balmy python]

opening mfs just be saying words bru 💀

[torn sparrow]

I agree

[kindred crypt]

ngl all openings other than my openings are ass

[torn sparrow]

btw I hire as my human resources india team

[tribal sage]

Is anyone down for a game

[torn sparrow]

give me advice how to sound more indian

[tribal sage]

just speak any language from india

[torn sparrow]

@balmy python dont disppaear vro

[ornate talon]

Noo I keep losing

[torn sparrow]

true but i need the english dialect versions

for the indian effect

[hoary berry]

You gotta learn how to play.

[tribal sage]

I also keep losing rated games and winning unrated ones

[forest harbor]

Hello

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/bharat-desi-flag-of-india-holi-i-love-india-gif-10542402007969323269

[ornate talon]

Gotham chess?

[tribal sage]

Hi

[hoary berry]

Typical

[kindred crypt]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[torn sparrow]

this doesnt not make you look indian

[forest harbor]

What's ur number of ELO guys

[south token]

6.7 on the eval bar

[kindred crypt]

Greenflower failed the indian test chat

[torn sparrow]

1984

[balmy python]

it takes practice and dedication 🙏🏻

[ornate talon]

116

[hoary berry]

301

[tribal sage]

My "number of ELO" is 101

[torn sparrow]

how can i improve the indian in me by day to day pls

I need high quality true indian verified advice

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/boy-kisser-cute-dance-gregoria-gif-3795838309085519849

[balmy python]

Call people bhai, glaze gukesh, add -ji suffix to names of people you respect

[kindred crypt]

paypal me 200 usd for that right now

[torn sparrow]

rustyji

[edgy gazelle]

Two brilliant knights

[balmy python]

False photoshop

[torn sparrow]

I only give 10 indian rubles

[torn sparrow]

good inspect element but he is a great friend

[kindred crypt]

😭

[balmy python]

Oh also hating biharis then everyone will believe youre authentic indian

[torn sparrow]

who are biharis

[balmy python]

its a part of india

[hoary berry]

I'm (not) french.

[balmy python]

but all other indians hate against bihar

[torn sparrow]

ahh I know them very well

[balmy python]

💀💀

[zenith patio]

1806 rapid

[forest harbor]

Good

I'm begging on chess.com

[torn sparrow]

is the n word indian used or rare

[balmy python]

I think younger indians like it because they see it used on social media and probably dont really understand what it means

[rich tundra]

Why cant i send Pics and Clips in Here?

[torn sparrow]

Ahh i am a old indian i wouldnt know

[balmy python]

gotta connect chess com account to discord

[rich tundra]

Ah

Ok ty

[full cobalt]

Unc

[torn sparrow]

How to lose unc status

[naive jolt]

Hi, came back from dinner. Is the guy from before (Mindset) still challenging people?

[balmy python]

Age regress back into an infant child

or become older and get gramps status

[torn sparrow]

I will do that one day

[naive jolt]

Two solutions. Regress or (unadvised) get rid of the reason that you are considered an uncle

[balmy python]

then ur just auntie so its no better

[naive jolt]

Thats not what I meant. If youre an uncle, your sibling has a child...

Which is why I said this is highly unadvised

[balmy python]

Sacrifice the child for the greater good

[full cobalt]

Ununcing is impossible

[balmy python]

I was an uncle when i was like 12 cuz i have a sister whos much older

[summer oar]

this variation is so funny fr

[naive jolt]

Interesting, it looks better for black objectively

I would play black tbf

Was this from like a semi/triangle slav?

[summer oar]

french advance

[naive jolt]

Or actually, I was about to say, French

Yeah, it definitely looks more like the french now that I look at it. Pawns on e5 c5, black bishop gone, h pawns gone etc.

[balmy python]

im wondering what happened to the light square bishops lol

[naive jolt]

French advance can get interesting, this specific line for example is slightly better for white and practically easier to play but it is kind of wacky

[naive jolt]

Probably some Bd7 to Bb5 stuff, that a6 line with Bb5 was prob played. It is quite good for black

[naive jolt]

People keep reading my mind before I even say anything☹️

[balmy python]

maybe i just dont know french but why would white allow that i though u wanted them stuck with that bad bishop

[summer oar]

basically you replace the light squared bishop with a literal fortress

[sage vine]

Bro is not hikaru/j

[naive jolt]

White does not have to castle, like h4 would be a nice move. Also white develops faster and gets space in exchange

[summer oar]

you can switch back to mainline advance if they try to stop you, cuz they have to make a concession to stop you

[fluid stag]

Bro that guy's doing like 5 calculations

After about 6 arrows I give up with pre calculations

[naive jolt]

Only for black aswell, so can't really say

[obtuse lynx]

CHESS IS LIKE LIFE
YOU DON'T HAVE TO CALCULATE
JUST TAKE SIMPLE AND SAFE OPTIONS

[naive jolt]

Hikaru more like this, prob more

Its an actual line i am showing btw

[quaint halo]

anyone wanna play?

[obtuse lynx]

What's your username

[quaint halo]

Ultra_Brawler_87

[obtuse lynx]

Ok I'll send the challenge

[stark copper]

holy save bro i thought i was lowk cooked

[quaint halo]

wha ur user?

[obtuse lynx]

008capa

[rich tundra]

1 away from Mate. Well done

[quaint halo]

elo?

[south token]

the game is unrated anyways

[hollow echo]

w save

[stable field]

a beautiful mate at that

[stark copper]

it was rated idk why it didn't show the rating change but i got 10 pts 🤤

[fair shale]

Anyone wanna play?

[ornate talon]

Im going to learn e4 scotch gambit and caro kann because I dont know any openings yet

[stark copper]

i love the caro kann

[hoary lichen]

@naive jackal 😭???

[fair shale]

Nah dont play caro kann play ponziani

[ornate talon]

Why

[fair shale]

And for black play scandinavian

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/vladimir-kramnik-kramnik-chesscom-chess-meme-anis-84-gif-10256479517071193831

[fair shale]

Do you wanna play

[ornate talon]

No

[stark copper]

bro what are these suggestions 😭🥀

[south token]

why

[fair shale]

You wanna play

[stark copper]

no ive had enough adrenaline for the day

[summer oar]

dutch attack in reverse goes crazy too

[fair shale]

Alright sad

[south token]

ladder mate in the middle of the board

[naive jackal]

@vale vortex Hello! How have you been? I'm sorry if I haven't checked in on you these past few days. I decided to go outside and touch some grass, but I realize that nothing matters as much as staying connected with you. Did you play any OTB recently?

[stark copper]

its lwk easy to learn and play ive mained it since i was like 1200

[south token]

Bruh Sicilian is better

[tight parcel]

hi

[south token]

I hate caro

[stark copper]

hn 💔💔💔💔

[uneven turret]

Not really but yk people have their own opinions

[summer oar]

play 👽 fr

[limpid burrow]

Sure

[south token]

Chess.com is just making me bad player

[summer oar]

which sicilian do you play?

[south token]

I got paired aganist 10 smurfs

[south token]

Classical

[summer oar]

nice

[vale vortex]

no and you don't need to check in on me im fine

[south token]

I'm sure the increments are broken

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> anna (calculationdevil)

This is the Chess.com profile of calculationdevil. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: anna (calculationdevil)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2284 (peak)
Blitz: 2218 (peak)
Bullet: 2364 (peak)

[stark copper]

bro wtf i beat someone in blitz and they closed their account 😭😭😭😭

[naive jackal]

I'm glad to know that you are doing well. Please take care of yourself. You are Mighty!

[stone flume]

Played this in my most recent otb game

[severe crystal]

bro is trying to rizz and buttering up the mighty

[onyx sand]

is there a way to disable elos?

[zenith patio]

thats nasty wtf

[uneven nova]

very nice move

[small jungle]

Game is game

[stone flume]

I was able to get this move while playing a person with fide rating of 2000

[ancient basin]

bro caro kann is making me lose more than win my games

i know it in and out and still fail SOMEHOW

[severe crystal]

and she is losing in every game isn't it @naive jackal?

[patent patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/ufc-kyler-phillips-marcelo-rojo-triangle-armbar-gif-24873238

[naive jolt]

Yeah, coz its theory packed and a main opening so ppl know how to play against it

[ancient basin]

I know, and im good with theory but man its just ugh

[stone flume]

Few moves later, I got to this position

[ancient basin]

ive tried the vienna but that also kinda is lame and not my style

[ancient basin]

Thats brutal my god

[stark copper]

amazing work whats ur fide rating

[naive jolt]

Sometimes it's good to blunder. If you blunder enough, there's an added benefit of the title of BM

[stone flume]

1600

[stark copper]

😮‍💨😮‍💨

[harsh lintel]

mate in 17

[ancient basin]

💔

[naive jolt]

How come a 2000 doesnt see both lol

[stark copper]

thats hella nasty LMAO black can't even go a2 because of Rd8#

[naive jackal]

I'm such a loser.

[nimble jacinth]

Aura farming ahh

[naive jolt]

Double rook sac is insane tho, I assume it is very rare as well

[zenith patio]

what happened to blacks minor pieces lmaoo

[naive jolt]

Prob got munched with the first sacrifice lol

[stone flume]

On the second one, it was a time trouble and the first one he didn’t have a way to stop that rook sac

[severe crystal]

don't lose hope , your time will come too even if it will be in next century

[atomic valve]

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[torn sparrow]

No one is joining TS bhai

[onyx sand]

are there focus mode on mobile?

[severe crystal]

can you tell more about it in my dm

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> anna (calculationdevil)

This is the Chess.com profile of calculationdevil. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: anna (calculationdevil)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2284 (peak)
Blitz: 2218 (peak)
Bullet: 2364 (peak)

[naive jackal]

Wow! Okay, friendship over.

[stark copper]

should i push bullet for 2400

[nimble jacinth]

Hard but fair

[zenith patio]

sure

[torn sparrow]

Also your name is not anna

[stark copper]

yes it is

[uneven nova]

pov: finding the ppl on the list

[torn sparrow]

No one will vro

[stark copper]

do u want to see my university enrollment as proof or something wtf 😭

[naive jolt]

I also recently played this in OTB

Takes a pawn on c6

[nimble jacinth]

That was an agreement 😭

[severe crystal]

oh did I say something wrong , lemme correct myself , next milennium , now we're friends ?

[summer oar]

dutch defense is easily one of the worst openings you can play as black

[uneven nova]

what happens after Rc8

[stone flume]

That’s a really beautiful move

[nimble jacinth]

World champion btw

[naive jolt]

Casually shows a position of black winning in the Dutch while saying its bad

[blazing shale]

Qxa6 I guess

[naive jolt]

Nah Qxc8

[blazing shale]

Oh yeah makes sense

[naive jolt]

munch on c6, then if Rc8 munch on c8 lol

[uneven nova]

yeah that sounds better

[naive jolt]

Unfortunately my opponent played Rd8 and the game went on, I won but he didnt lose as fast

[uneven nova]

I keep seeing amazing moves and then i ruin everything

[naive jolt]

Nah, seeing amazing moves in the first place is good enough

[severe crystal]

@naive jackal please dont break the friendship , friendship is passion , obsession , someone I can't live without

[uneven nova]

what's good is to win the game, not to do good moves and lose

(here i drew)

even though completely winning

[naive jolt]

Nope. Whats good is to enjoy the game, and seeing good moves is certainly part of that

[stone flume]

Why not play on and win?

[uneven nova]

i enjoy by winning

[stark copper]

bro just drawing arrows 😭

[uneven nova]

bc im trash at the game maybe

[onyx sand]

guys is there a way to hide elos on chess.com?

[naive jolt]

I once sacrificed a rook absolutely brilliantly just not capturing anything but on a square, as prophylaxis to blacks ideas and pinning a rook to the king, eventhough my rook hangs. It was brilliant coz taking my rook led to a beautiful combination which was a win for me. I cant remember as I did not record, but I think that was probably my best move ever

[uneven nova]

no lol

[stone flume]

Btw this is another game and I reached this position with black pieces

[uneven nova]

i can smell the "do not redeem it" from here

[stone flume]

Also a otb game

[nimble jacinth]

No way saw this the second I opened YouTube 😭

[naive jackal]

I think you just want to play bullet games with me. Unfortunately, I'm in my room right now and my laptop doesn't have a mouse.

[severe crystal]

actually I want something challenging , so no bullet today

[torn sparrow]

He is the goat

[empty mortar]

opponent trolled by not knowing any theory

[limpid viper]

he's so cool wtf

how can i be more like gukesh

[kindred crypt]

Goatkesh bro

[empty mortar]

what's with this gukesh glaze

[kindred crypt]

hes the goat

[limpid viper]

he's the world champion

[empty mortar]

there's atleast 2 better players alive rn

[kindred crypt]

0.5/6 with magnus at clutch chess is aura

[uneven nova]

that's a nice move i played once

[limpid viper]

who

i haven't heard of anyone better

[small jungle]

Morphy and fischer

[empty mortar]

asked (here's a laughable twin)

[limpid viper]

they're dead bro

[uneven nova]

i butchered the guy that game

[eternal creek]

Would I get banned if I called my opponent a loser? They've beem stalling for 4 minutes now.

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-corn-ball-cornball-what-a-cornball-bros-a-cornball-gif-5197973977302540649

[small jungle]

They're alive actually vro

[limpid viper]

i mean there are other strong players idk about gukesh level though

[empty mortar]

they're frozen in nitrogen until we have proper technology

[kindred crypt]

helo

[limpid viper]

ig there's hans niemann but he's not quite there yet

[kindred crypt]

why no 2000 blitz

[uneven nova]

im perma muted from chesscom

[torn sparrow]

Because he didn't see enough of gukesh portraits

[kindred crypt]

💀

[limpid viper]

bro im 1973 i'll run it back later or tomorrow

[empty mortar]

even fabi clears

[torn sparrow]

Get a sun glass like gukesh too bro

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/gukesh-world-champion-chess-sigma-gif-13448819116600894849

[naive jolt]

Yeah, that is an innteresting move. Should be +-

[somber lark]

how did black end up there 💀

[empty mortar]

thats how you know you're funny

[kindred crypt]

hello mr.washed

[naive jolt]

Good question

[limpid viper]

i got to 1984 then started falling a bit so i decided to just hop off here

[kindred crypt]

no balls bro

💔

[limpid viper]

no

[somber lark]

I played a perfect game with barnes 🥶

[kindred crypt]

exactly

[naive jolt]

Nah I cooked from 2100 to 2200 bullet yesterday with basically a 15 game winstreak

[kindred crypt]

mustve been a shitter

[limpid viper]

i played 18 games today bro thats more games you play in a week

[naive jolt]

I dont play cc usually but I was like, lets push another 100 yk

[kindred crypt]

cap

i play around 40 on lichess and cc

[naive jolt]

Online you can play a lot of games per day, much less a week

[uneven nova]

x))

[limpid viper]

nah fr? i thought you were restricted

[uneven nova]

i had a tempo on every move haha

i sniped every piece he had

[naive jolt]

No... both chess.com and lichess have unlimited games

[uneven nova]

his queen had to go back

it was originally on my side of the board

[limpid viper]

do you need premium for this

[naive jolt]

No

[plucky kelp]

BRO THE CHESS24 ITALIAN CHANNEL IS ALREADY PREPARED TO LIVESTREAM THE TIEBREAKS WHEN THE 2ND GAME HASN'T EVEN HAPPENED YET 😭

[limpid viper]

fr?

[naive jolt]

No need to pay, also lichess is free

[limpid viper]

damn i was limiting my games per day cause i thought there was a limit

thanks for telling me bro

[naive jolt]

Play as much as you want

[uneven nova]

the limit is on the reviews

you can only review one game per day if you don't have diamond rank

[somber lark]

and how did the bishops ... 💀

[naive jolt]

Just dont get banned. Then, you're limited. And if youre wondering, this includes lichess

[limpid viper]

whats a review

[uneven nova]

lmaoo here's the game have fun
https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/109595991113/review?move=40

[frosty peak]

Pixel_Info (1158) vs. Rakshiitjha (1181)

Move List

1. c4 d5 2. cxd5 Qxd5 3. Nc3 Qh5 4. d4 e6 5. Nf3 Bb4 6. Bd2 Nf6 7. e3 O-O 8. a3 Bd6 9. e4 Be7 10. e5 Nfd7 11. Be2 Qg6 12. Be3 Qxg2 13. Rg1 Qh3 14. Rg3 Qf5 15. Bd3 Qh5 16. Ne2 f6 17. Nf4 Qe8 18. Nxe6 Bd8 19. Rxg7+ Kh8 20. Rxh7+ Kg8 21. Kd2 Rf7 22. Qg1+ 

[naive jolt]

Non-premium members of chess.com get one analysed game per day by chess.com, which annotates your game. Lichess game reviews are infinite and generally more accurate, but chess.com ones are better.

[torn sparrow]

😭

[rich tundra]

Whats my chess com Password

[naive jolt]

Pretty much the only reason why cc is better tbf

[torn sparrow]

Helo doing perfect indian roleplay

[limpid viper]

i use microsoft copilot

[uneven nova]

analyses on chesscom are infinite

[limpid viper]

it tells me best move

[rich tundra]

No

[naive jolt]

Not analyses, reviews

[plucky kelp]

Meow :3

[uneven nova]

yes they are, the reviews are limited

[coral geyser]

is there gif perms here?

[rich tundra]

Thats... Forget it

[naive jolt]

Game review is limited, analysis or not. Well, another marketing strat to add to the list

[limpid viper]

hello! do you use this review thing?

[wide lantern]

I don't see anyone mention the open game for black is it valid?

[uneven nova]

i just wanted to clarify not to be annoying but bc the guy seems to be lost so i don't want him to think he can't analyse the games lol

[naive jolt]

lol

[coral geyser]

yeah

there is

[rich tundra]

Nope

[somber lark]

good tilt

[uneven nova]

wanna compete ?

[naive jolt]

Anyone below 1500 elo want to play blitz

[limpid viper]

this isnt tilt they're just finally bringing you down to your real level

[blazing jewel]

GUUUUYS i did reset checkmate!!!!! JUST NOW

[somber lark]

Id win

[torn sparrow]

I am not satisfying your Indian rp wants

[uneven nova]

is that when you put the pieces in the original spot ?

[blazing jewel]

Yes

[limpid viper]

whats indian rp

[naive jolt]

Yeah, its quite easy as long as you crush your opponent and they dont resign

[somber lark]

bruh my rating went 500+- in a couple of days

[uneven nova]

that's actually crazy disrespect 🤣

[blazing jewel]

yeah thats why i did that

[somber lark]

Id win vro

[limpid viper]

damn bro learn to put down the chess

[kindred crypt]

Hop on rated

[blazing jewel]

https://www.chess.com/game/145241707666

[naive jolt]

My eyes are bleeding from looking at all this

[safe folio]

Hi

[somber lark]

meow

[uneven nova]

nah

[somber lark]

oh 💀

[kindred crypt]

💀

[somber lark]

I gotta lock in

[kindred crypt]

Bro got humbled

[naive jolt]

Holy

[kindred crypt]

Zigzag fake 2300

Should be 1300

[somber lark]

maybe

[uneven nova]

I call it the king gambit

[naive jolt]

Yeah, what a brilliant gambit. I wont elaborate, however, from which side it's brilliant from.

[rich tundra]

Wait, now how can i send ss and Clips?

[rich tundra]

The what

[blazing jewel]

@uneven nova

[somber lark]

my games are like 45+ moves, your games dont count

[uneven nova]

how bro 380 doing reset mate 💀

[naive jolt]

Anyone want to play chess but each person gets double pieces?

[blazing jewel]

i also think that

[rich tundra]

The 380 i battled against when i started

[naive jolt]

Not as good as this mate I played OTB in a club - 3 times against the same person

[rich tundra]

Ah so i can send Pics in 7 days, gotcha

[naive jolt]

If you want me to justify, all I'll say is that bro didnt resign

[uneven nova]

wait what were the last 2 moves

[unborn glade]

..why?

[uneven nova]

how did the king get there

[naive jolt]

Rb2+ Ra1#

[rich tundra]

Why not

[naive jolt]

Fun

Torture people who wont resign

[uneven nova]

u mean Rh8# ?

[naive jolt]

Oh yeah, fair enough. I did this mate with the board some way round but the pattern is the same

[uneven nova]

it looks so cool

[naive jolt]

I mean I think I have a picture of the actual board

[south token]

https://www.chess.com/game/145242435740 play scholars kids

@frosty peak

[shrewd zephyr]

I want arrows on mobile

[smoky sinew]

No such update is there till now

[shrewd zephyr]

They help me so much on desktop to make sure I didn’t miss something

[south token]

connect a blutooth mouse to your phone

and go to the website on our moblie

[shrewd zephyr]

Scam

[smoky sinew]

<@&745328830649991179>

[south token]

delete the chess.com app

@shrewd zephyr ?

[naive jolt]

I mean, fair enough. Problem with that s youd have to have a king on b4 to have all the queens on a line and mate, to prevent the check. Still very nice tho, I like it

[naive jolt]

This is the sort of stuff you need to do against people who simply refuse to resign lol

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> amanxguts

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1224 (1240 peak)
Blitz: 1135 (1220 peak)
Bullet: 1333 (1342 peak)

[naive jolt]

(In a club match, not real OTB games)

[teal oak]

I do this in real life tournies as well

[smoky sinew]

What are chess clubs btw? Is it something online

[naive jolt]

I mean real life chess clubs

But doing it in actual tournaments is insane

🤯

[teal oak]

They resign on purpose… like bro

[smoky sinew]

Oh I am not surprised, It had to be irl

[naive jolt]

Yeah well of course

[teal oak]

They won’t let me play with them 😈😈😈

[naive jolt]

lol

Same with my school chess club, only like 2 or 3 ppl want to play against me. Rest are too scared lol

[teal oak]

That means their bellow 600 like what?

[naive jolt]

No, one person is 300 rtg pts below me. The rest are at least 500 rtg pts below me and often 1000 rtg pts below me. As of my knowledge and as of my opinion of their play

[teal oak]

Cuz one time I played against my teacher right. I was only paying attention to my pieces and he made literal illegal moves with his bishop and got me all confused

He’s done it like 5 times

I lost to ChatGPT

[naive jolt]

I dont know what to say about that

[naive jolt]

The classic chess club teacher who remotely plays chess but isnt the best. They are often really nice tho, which is something I can say

[teal oak]

Nah he’s a science teacher who everyone said he’s good when he wasn’t 💀💀

[naive jolt]

Bruh

[junior anchor]

Is this a checkmate?

[teal oak]

Nor couldn’t move the pieces correctly

[teal oak]

Not sure, ask the engine I’m not Magnus

[naive jolt]

Anyone want to play a chess game, where the goal is to play the worst possible moves for the first 20 moves and then try and recover?

[teal oak]

Me

On on then

[naive jolt]

Ok, challenge this profile on chess.com

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> randomgamewatcher

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1366 (peak)
Blitz: 1381 (peak)
Bullet: 2204 (peak)

[severe crystal]

yeah but both have to play bad ?

[naive jolt]

Unrated pls

[smoky sinew]

2200 bullet

[naive jolt]

Watch the game I play now, yeah for first 20 moves

[naive jolt]

Yall can ignore the bullet

[teal oak]

I’m rk_204

[tender pulsar]

I've won 12 out of 13 of the rapid 10 min games that i've played and i'm at 1366, when would i get peak?

[teal oak]

So u didn’t accept someone else

[severe crystal]

link

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> shockwaverr

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1366 (peak)
Blitz: 888 (944 peak)
Bullet: 704 (892 peak)

[tender pulsar]

LMAO we have the same rapid peak

[naive jolt]

Someone already said yes, sorry

[severe crystal]

to watch

[past junco]

thats tuff icl

[naive jolt]

https://www.chess.com/game/145242774626

[tender pulsar]

wtf is going on'

[naive jolt]

First 20 moves bad, rest good

[tender pulsar]

@naive jolt can i play rapid unrated against you after?

i'm at 1366 elo

[naive jolt]

Same rules or normal?

[tender pulsar]

normal

[blazing jewel]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/145241707666

[frosty peak]

Aurelio_rugg (340) vs. blundering_the_mate (380)

The move list was too long to fit in this embed :(

[tender pulsar]

wait

[blazing jewel]

best game i ever had

[tender pulsar]

nevermind i gotta go eat, not now blundermaster

[blazing jewel]

playing as black

[silent igloo]

who wants to play a game (1900 elo) and try to play good chess (even if you're lower rated i'm tilted to I won't play at my best level

[modern owl]

Dude do you have like multiple accounts on this server

I swear I saw another user with the same pfp as you

[silent igloo]

it was not me

[modern owl]

Nah uh

[silent igloo]

come on let's play dude

[torn sparrow]

No vro

[modern owl]

I ain't playing no low elo

[naive jolt]

gg

[patent patrol]

Who wanna mma fight

[torn maple]

I blundered another draw 😭

[naive jolt]

Anyone else want to play: same conditions - first 20 moves must be blunders, then try recover. No thinking about the aftermath within the first 20 moves

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> randomgamewatcher

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1366 (peak)
Blitz: 1381 (peak)
Bullet: 2204 (peak)

[naive jolt]

As yall can see, I am 1300

[teal oak]

Wait your a 2204 in bullet?? How in the world bro

[naive jolt]

NAH nah forget that. I normally play much better but whatever, for now I pose as a 1300

[silent igloo]

bullet is no thinking

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> greenflower65

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2313 (peak)
Blitz: 2200 (2301 peak)
Bullet: 2251 (2364 peak)

[torn sparrow]

I am js better

[teal oak]

Yeah but then that means you gotta think in 2200

In 2200 is full on pattern recognition

[kindred crypt]

Part washed part peaksitter

[naive jolt]

Yeah, no thinking ncessary

[torn sparrow]

Part ragebait part Idiocracy

[kindred crypt]

ok that was tough

[silent igloo]

what are you talking about dude ur max 1200 elo

[naive jolt]

Still, I am a '1300'. Now, anyone want to play the game with the conditions I mentioned - play first 20 moves blunders then try recover. No thinking abt aftermath

[teal oak]

When did I say I was 2200? I never specified that I was high elo what are you on about

[kindred crypt]

nah

2200 bullet are shitters

[silent igloo]

follow me u cannot talk about 2200 elo cause u didn't experiment it

[teal oak]

Then how the heck am I in 600?

[kindred crypt]

slow + slightly more of a shitter probably

bullet is no thought

[teal oak]

Hmm… so everyone here even if 2800 is shit at bullet?

[silent igloo]

first try to not blunder ur queen lol boy

[kindred crypt]

speak english and try again

[silent igloo]

lool

[teal oak]

Hold up let me load my gun

[kindred crypt]

[naive jolt]

Yeah, I dont think youll be using your device any time soon

[past junco]

the king went on a nice walk through the park i like that experimental gameplay

[naive jolt]

Yeah, the game was very interesting

[silent igloo]

who wants to play good chess ?

[naive jolt]

Stupid things to do when you get bored

[naive jolt]

Sure

[past junco]

u wanna play shit chess?

[naive jolt]

Unrated, blitz

[silent igloo]

i mean who wants to play with me