#💬〡chess-talk
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Boa noite!
Mine or others
Well the 8 yr old practically cried since my friend said that he was mad (the 8 yr old is my friends younger brother)
the holy grail 
You know those bucket things filled with bread
Like you basically counter every white opening
why are you in that position
By doing absolutely nothing
it's the hole n the stick position :0
2 bishops eating my 2 knights
This looks cool
So many inactive pieces
Sodium attack
Ok?
why did you play e6 d6 Nf6 Nc6
when blitz push vro
Btw those pawms at rim stops black knight from infiltrating
Sure you give up the center, but then you start chipping at it and making it very uncomfortable for white
Yup
i was blocking his knights
Oh i just have ocd but its still cool
could hit 2k today if I felt like it
Also the best part is countering boring queens gambit and London
you have the potential trust
Octupos center door?
I love snoozing against these two
im like 5 wins away lmao
Exactly!
1 lock in away
I'm smert
rate comeback
imma push to 1800 fr
Definitely 💯
I em brriliiannt
i’m not good at chess my opponents are bad- me the future legend
Wow tryhard
eh imma play blitz till a loss or 2k
I only got 1000 rating
dawg the duck cult based around me is getting active again 😭
it's unconfortable sometimes
There's a cult? How to join
My ahh learning 3 languages hell yeah
Which kinda cult
Quackkkkk
All this time I was just worshipping you alone and I didn't even know there a was a cult
the messiah has returned
they say praise the quack , the master is here 😭
I wanna jump off a bridge
Is it irl or is it in discord
Praise the quack 🙌
irl ;-;
Learn how to manipulate people
U can do mad shit with ur power
U can make em do work for u no need for like bad stuff
If you want to get rid of them don't jump off a bridge, we know you have powers that will let you revive yourself and that will only make their faith to you larger
Make em do chores
Make them do your bidding
I shouldn't have mentioned ts here ;-;
This chat is getting quite weird
Thermometer this isn't wierd at all
Thank you, i pulled this one out of my head
G&B?
Indeed
Well
Gohn and Boris?
Exactly
Peak
connect ur acount
How do I prooononce your name
To what
here. type /connect
/contect
for perms
puzzle rush
What perms do I get
/cocenent
/continental
/collection
@plucky kelp I miss Oxygen tbh
It's everywhere
What do I benefit from connecting
Personal information will be leaked
He is everywhere but at the same time he no longer here :(
Very beneficial
/china
/china
You spelt contact wrong
/contactnumber
/supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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Shhh
/hippopotomonstrosesquippedophobia
/pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Bro who's B?
Bango
Bro I don't like neurolink
Which one is bango
He keeps spamming
Idk it’s a new piece I invented
/chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg
2 minor pieces and a rook is better than a queen because 3+3+5=11 > 9
Neurolink is my nightmare
Oh
chess recives new update
Is he nice
I don't think the queen can make a turn like the horse but oh well do what you gotta do ig
Neutralizinglink is much safer try it out
no
no
Hi
Wdym
Hi
Mb I didn't see the free pawn
Wdym by that

No but like wdym?
does anyone want a game
Umm... What do you call this position?
My opponent got the en passant mate on me 😭
Camelot Opening: Round Table Gambit
cool
why does white have an advantage over black tho
Bg6 then
Qxe1
yes
cause he takes the bishop after Kg2
how??
sorry if im missing smth obvious
oh wait Bg8 not Be8 lmao
Yeah 😂
Can I share a puzzle
theres Qe4+
I think he can maybe sac the knight
Yea Qe4 probably a perpetual
I was thinking that as well
Hmm i dont see it
what did u play instead of bxg6?
Rd1
there are 6 #
;o

I somehow won even though my opponent had 1 great, 1 brilliant, and I had 3 blunders 😅
ye but it's torture to actually sing
I struggle with 4 when I play the Cello but with 6 😭
im assuming those misses came after the brilliant and great moves
idk 😭
I'm just tryna learn
in december I'll have to sing at this concert with over 600 people ;-;
Gl my fav Romanian gm
we will be the orchestra of a choir
Sup chat
Also peak pfp
I know
Yo Willy
Yo wassup how u doing
I usually enter in hyperfocus or my heart rate which is alr pretty high usually goes even higher and I nearly pass out
tho most of the time it's hyperfocus
They updated the ratings I’m officially CM (they just gotta confirm it now) @willow owl
ik I don't give a crap of what audience thinks. I play because I want to
Mumintroll🗣️
u swedish?
I like it when I leave my moustache but I also love when I do not have it ;-;
idk if I should leave it or not
Excuse me, Muumipeikko🗣️
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Rapid: 2020 (2242 peak)
Blitz: 2655 (2694 peak)
Bullet: 2609 (2768 peak)
(Yes im Swedish)
more like it
:/ I still on tilt
damn
with moustache I look way older than I should
Hol up we got another one on the Nordic squad. You Finnish?
yes
Or the review is just trippin
I don't see how that's a great move
Y'all nordics but there no romanian for the vampire squad
its feeling generous
:(
Very
Ke7 is horrible and your opponent played the better move
But is it a GREAT move?
Dont listen to the engine too much it can be pretty confusing sometimes yk
@long zodiac @pseudo garden i am now one step closer to create this Nordic squad. We got 2 Swedes, 2 norweigans, 1 Dane and one Finnish person. All thats left is someone icelandic
at that level yeah
Won a game with the Whale 🗣️ 🔥
I still got it in me after all this time
Oh i thought you were fm?
congratz
why so many swedish people
Nah I’m getting there tho
2 is not a lot😭
I suck otb
Its just me and @visual plover
what ur opinion on the Whale Variation?
I'm really bad at calculating otb compared to online
You can get gm🗣️
huh
use 3d pieces and stop using arrows ig
I the oposite ;-;
Create a Balkan chess squad or sum
Bad ur throwing away the advantage on move 2 , its playable but I wouldn’t recommend it as ur main weapon
not so many balkans I know here
(that thing is gonna split internally)
Does Hungary count?
Im not an expert
Maybe we should make a gc
Bro, that engine had me so down 😭 I was looking earlier and every move either of us made was somehow making things worse for us. Like 10 moves straight, lmao
Every move we made helped our opponent
ive actually been to sweden once
very true my main are KIA n Ruy for white
3d pieces look weird af
Doubt @full cobalt and Mr big shot @long zodiac would ever join lmao
Least we could do is ask heh
nope
Ive been to Finland once so were equal
I’ll join why not lol
how much do u have to pay for a cm title
Arima was from hungary right?
Not a lot i think
50 euros
£100?
Ive been to the most finnish place in swedeb
you have to have a very nicely worded letter and staple 20$ to it and send it to fide
And @gentle gorge
Ahh
where were you
and they give you a title
oh
source (trust me bro)
I paid 200 euros to appeal my game the other day cus my opponent wasn’t writing his moves long story lol
We dont talk about that...
what?
yup
even the ikea workers gave me meatballs in finnish
What is the context here
200........
??? like to get the game removed if they don't record?
that's 1/3 of my monthly salary 😭
north or south
Haha, year don’t let it get to ur head even I take the engine with a grant of salt, as long as ur improving ur Gucci
Tbh i kinda forgot i was a small kid when I went
oh
Wsg Beanie
Blob
Should I play a chess game and gamble my elo
Is 1965 fide good for a first fide rating?
its not gambling if you know youre gonna lose
If you feel like gambling then no
Finns are a official minority in Sweden so they get like extra government support and perks that I dont remember what they were
damn imma move there
Damn can i move too?
I am not Finnish but i am working on my passport faking skills
You can get all legal documents translated into finnish im pretty sure lol. Also theres a town which got a wierd mix of Swedish and Finnish due to border issues after well 1809
U polish?
If you believe in your strength champ
Yuh
And they are their own official minority language
where
checks out 😭
I got this other polish friend n he said same thing about crafting passports
ive been to the swedish part of finland where the road signs are in swedish before finnish
it was weird
Damn must be national trait ig
Look at evaluation bar after every turn 😭
If you speak any of the samish languages, meänkieli, romani or jiddisch you can still get the perks lmao
speed thru em looking at the bar hehe
Every move is a fail
Ok i have no idea what you mean
could play roulette with the eval bar
I haven't heard any of those languages at all
Maybe you just made them up to test me
But I can't prove it
Isn't that like the main reason why are we playing chess
Dw ur moves are decent it’s just because black has one mating attack that’s why it’s going crazy for every move lol
u play TF2 often?
nah they real
No
I just have a genuine skill issue to shooters unfortunately
oh that's why u got so little stuff in TF2 inventory
The language is called meänkieli and they speak it in a town north called Tornedalen. Its finnish but just heavily swedified and influenced by Swedish. Ive heard Finnish speaker can somewhat understand them Although Swedish people cant really
cuz even if u play a lil tf2 u get a shit ton of stuff
I have 20 minutes too bro
Or its not a town its a general area
My profile is public
You can check every game i play every achievement and my playtime
hello
ive been to a town there
(The only reason i know so much is cuz i wrote an essay about it when we had to write about one of our minority languages when I was in 5th grade)
Because i don't play some weird games i have nothing to hide
You might have encountered it then
Except not without my poop but it's exception
Although most of population dont speak it
Cuz they were force taught Swedish in school
probably not
Reasonable
And not allowed to speak it
so were we thats why I kinda hate yall
The engine is swinging 😂😂
same same got nothin to hide
My bad ik its bad but i didnt get a say in this😭
10 minutes so it's ok i forgive
You can still refund
it's free
Bruuh
6 years of swedish education and cant even form a sentence lmao
Tbh with finish being in its own language family trying to understand might as well be like trying to lift a car with one hand
fair enough
this is the best game ever tho
Although idk what Hungarian, Estonian and Finnish have in common
But apparently language ig
Nah i am hoi4 glazer
had so many hours of gameplay on the 1999 version
I can kinda understand estonian but no hungarian
Yeah no split of so long ago its not really a thing that matters. Its like English and German
I thought Finnish people couldn't understand Estonian at all
But this was a pleasant suprise
its similar but they do some weird things
some words are the same with wildly different meanings
its weird
Ah yeah true. Swedish and Norwegian do that too
Right @pseudo garden
y'all languages are Finohungric or sum
the language came from same zone then split in 3 dif dialects or sum i forgor
ngl just listened to some estonian speak and its way too fast
Also technically by looking at languages Swedish is technically more connected to Persian than Finnish
You're quite rolig today?
not too surprising
came from somewhere in the ural mountains region
To me finnish looks like someone accidentally double pressed their vowels and Hungarian is someone that sat on their keyboard
they are all horse language in my opinion
I mean you share the ö and ä ig so theres that lol
naaa
But tbh the finno ugric langauges are cool
I also have å on my keyboard
They aren't indoeuropean at all which is kinda mind boggling
its not used here tho
tbh I love swearing in hungarian 😭
Oh yeah forgot you also have a mb
my teacher do not know what I say
You know Hungarian?
You are
anyone want to see my puzzle
a lil bit. had to learn a bit for a play in which I was a judge in transylvania and around that times official people werent allowed to speak romanian or sum
/profile
tho most of shi i know now are swears
Tbh i have no idea what the character on your profile is called in Finnish i just know its name in Swedish
you not trusted yet lmao
i can send images though
nuuskamuikkunen
oh
What does that mean?
snus vendaceish ig
What if i get banned i have played for 90%+ acurracy and im 1110 elo
What if i get banned for “cheating”
I won 2 games like this
how long were the games
2 games is nothing
chess.com dont ban closeting cheaters anymore to minimalise false bans
15|10
i mean how many moves
Vendaceish? Whats that?
and closeting cheaters meaning intermitent cheating
damn that time format ;-;
Like 20-30
ye it pretty casual. dw play the best you can
prob opponent played like dogshit
vendace is some small fish
The 3 game i blundered my queen xd i ve played for 50 acurracy
ngl the name is just weird to translate
what's ur chess.com username btw?
@frosty peak is my opp
Not really they had 85
oh then u just played better ig
ValiSNP
u romanian?
Yea
lmao cf coaie
I get that. Tbh i dont even know what the name means in swedish even. We call him snusmumriken. First part explains itself but got no idea what "mumriken" means
Hahaha
Bn tu
Sounds like some fantasy word someone came up with tbh
Chess talk turned into langauge talk
apparently it is
I just lost a game coz the other one wasnt movin so i left the game for chatting here
Andi lost
a species of trolls
😭 never do that
Yea lol
Cat de mult elo ai
Black to play and mate
1480 desi acum sunt scazut aveam 1580 acum 2-3 saptamani
uite
Name: Micu Vlad-Bogdan (ereghedon)
Premium Member: False
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Rapid: 1484 (1581 peak)
Blitz: 1027 (1254 peak)
Bullet: 662 (736 peak)
Buun
Si irl?
nu m-am inregistrat inca la FRSah
The more yk ig. Although he isnt really a troll lol
desi sunt mai bun cand joc fizic decat online
Eu abia acum o luna
I always forget Romanian is a romance langauges hence why it looks so latin esque
Si io ma jur
bro is just chill ngl
Fr he just wanna play his harmonica
parca faptul ca am piesele in fata mea ma ajuta sa ma focusez mai bine idk
lol
Ngl out of all the romance langauges i think it looks the most similar to latin
Am batut si de 1600 elo in viata reala
La ultimu turneu am facut remiza cu unu de 1800 unde l puteam bate dar am zis sa joc la sigur
Si am 701 elo
it's pretty close tho italian is the closest
lol joci bine atunci
cool I sleep
am jucat vs un NM m-o facut praf
bye
Prob Although it looks more like a Spanish sibling than latin descendant
I should prob also go to sleep gn
Normal
gn
yoooo
Anyways I'ma go sleep my head hurts pretty bad
sup
Din cauza la how in romana
yep
Poate mai vb maine
fr
Noapte buna
nb
🔥💯
I cant focus anymore f
its all in the mind
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Name: James Dunbar (tattymcsplat)
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Rapid: 2364 (peak)
Blitz: 2184 (2321 peak)
Bullet: 2150 (2206 peak)
why he resigned? haha
surely he had to go or smth
theres no way a decent player concludes they are losing there
im glad cuz I forgot my prep lol
Fr
Why he resigned
lol idk
guys how come everyone is so jealous of me
Why i can play like a 2000 in a game and in the next one like a 500 one
Because you're amazing and no one can be good as you
Nice save i got
getting cyberbullied in a 1 minute match is crazy
bro was rlly tryna beef in a bullet match
Why play with yourself when we could play together 
you gonna beat me up 😢
I'm s-s-so b-bad
maybe later but i wanna practice before i go to sleep
Okie
seriously tho how do I setup a match to play both white + black
I think analysis
Why would you even do that?
cuz I don't have an irl chessboard
Average 1500 be like
Why u got positive background
Oh yeah just use board editor cuz analysis board you have to turn off analysis first
how's that
gogo gaga
Average untrusted players be like
How is it free
Literally just take the free pawn with your bishop
And your opponents takes the rook on e1 with check
So?
It's a free pawn
How is a pawn free if you lose a rook taking it
Fair enough
https://www.chess.com/game/live/144971460248
You guys think this guys was intentionally throwing? 🤔
































































1. d4 e5 2. dxe5 Qg5 3. Bxg5 Be7 4. Bf4 Nc6 5. e3 d6 6. exd6 cxd6 7. Bxd6 Bxd6 8. Qxd6 a5 9. Bd3 Ra6 10. Bxa6 bxa6 11. Qxc6+ Kd8 12. Qb6+ Ke8 13. Qxa5 Nh6 14. Qe5+ Kd7 15. Qxg7 Re8 16. Qxh6 Re6 17. Qxh7 Bb7 18. Qxf7+ Re7 19. Qxe7+ Kxe7 20. f3 Ke6 21. e4 Ke5 22. Ne2 a5 23. O-O a4 24. h4 a3 25. Nxa3 Bxe4 26. fxe4 Kxe4 27. Rae1 Ke3 28. Nc3+ Kd2 29. Re2#
sup noobs
How can i change my username? My account is 30+ days older. Anyone help me out
Definitely
Sir tell me how to do it
Yuh sometimes i wonder
How tf do i end up in the most unbooked positions ever
I've had worse
I could
I've played wierder
what the flip
bro im such an idiot i woke up at 7 am and i decided to grind to 2300 bullet
on my phone
😭
and it worked
im back to 2300
it never shouldve worked. my last game to 2300 my phone literally lagged and i lost on time in a completely winning flaggable position all i had to do was spam premoves it was like my opponent had plot armor
but i didnt let ts bother me and i still got it
190 elo left till i reach my peak...
I ain't reading allat
wth this
yeah no ik i yapped a bit its js super stupid how i did it
super improbable but still did it
Whale opening
What gender is that
Feminine men
The flag next to your user
South
i feel like this should just transpose into the english 8/10 times
Does anyone think I can hit 2000 next year(currently 1200 rapid)
It should
I don't think
Why not this year
I'm not sure if that's possible
Its too fast
No slow
2024 was yesterday
Can I show these chess pieces I made here?
Peak
Which one is the pawn
Which one of these pieces is Wich?
Didnt realize the pic quality was so low, left to right is, pawn, rook, knight, bishop, queen and king
I like the rook bishop and queen, I feel they fit their role with their looks, the pawn and knight are kinda just what ever I had. They're made from old hallow silverware butterknives with little blocks of wood as a base
Super classy, I love it
Very unique style they look like spoons
fr? whats ur username, i kinda suck at bullet
anyone know any good youtube channels/ resources to learn some advanced chess concepts
Gotham city
isnt that just gothamchess
No
Turnuphater I’m alright at blitz better at bullet
elo?
I thought about selling some, but it took me half a year to make this set, I did part of one day, forgot about it for like 7 months and finally finished it. Also dont know what id sell it for, its a lot of hours, tools and equipment that goes into it, so itd be kindve expensive, and i dont think people would buy a set that much
guys
legends say that playing the halloween gambiton halloween grants extra elo
I would buy it
lol same bro
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Bullet: 2609 (2768 peak)
Pf im like 250 bro
My new chess pieces, 3d printed, matching board and towers coming soon
Depends on kinda like the materials you used and the effort yk to come up with a price
I tilted like 200 yesterday I was playing when I had a headache
Don’t tell lularobs
looks like one of those chess sets in chess.com where it has red and blue pieces
Sure konichiwa
when i was sick, i felt like i played like a GM
Yes, I should also probably use a better wood, or something else. It may scratch my board, also the wood i used is kinda cheap, and soft whittling wood i just had
You only felt like it tho
No chess.com set has red and blue pieces
Which set is it
I don't know ask kiwi
I’m not even bad I just always miss pieces that are hanging like this
Oh you meant the neon pieces
I used to not understand how people could not have 95+ accuracy and computer says 1650 guess but I do now
Was this Photoshoped
hiding his name to save him the embarrassment 
it is because you are not good playimg chess
Nope, from the app itself
This is also smart from this guy, he had a 8 point lead until he lost his pieces
Really
i calculated more lines than my regular self
oh yes oh yeahhh oh yesss
Or did you?
Didn’t really know the standards of privacy if I should censor it or not
my opponent blundered mate twice, i didnt see it the first time
holy save 🙏🏿
Is this a brilliancy because after king takes you put queen at d4 to win back the bishop with check?
king cant take
Anyway the real reason why I joined this discord server. HOW
I wonder why
look in Themes and you'll find it
Oh y ah this is uh not a real move
Microsoft word?
en passant. its a old rule where if pawn move two squares and it stands byside with the opponent's pawn, they can take it like that
I don't think so
It's a old rule it shouldn't apply now
You should update your game to fix this
Jarvis cut his balls
congrats, you've learned:
En Passant
Literally how tho, why does a 100 rated know en passant 
Yay free bishop
possible moves?
i mean like chess.com showing every possible move for a piece
the engine is just too weird imagine best move here not bishop take knight , but h6
Yuh where is the knight going to go

yuh , good luck finding that lol
i really dont understand why it's the only move that keeps the highest adv
its either whites gonna run the queen away or youre gonna be a Bishop up after this exchanges
looks so garbage
yeah ive experienced that before
maybe its a waiting move?
i don't find my skill being bad to be specifically skill being an issue, really just my mind
even though chess is a mind game 😭
hey guys i have a general question
or takes the only dark escape square of some piece after 15 moves who knows
people on lichess start with like 1500 elo
so true lol
Cause minimum rating on lichess is like 600 or something and chess.com is 100 also lichess you gain less per win
very rare you would see a player below a thouthand there really
Maybe so u don't back rank checkmate yourself
weird
Yuh
what if you're so bad you drop to 600
lichess has rating inflation which means their ratings are more started at 1500
Guys I have a question
so its like +200 usually>?
i just beat this 1550 kid who on chess.com i def wouldn't beat
Only inflated at low ratings tho
yep
it makes sense
yeah most 1500s on lichess plays like a 1000 elo player
If my most recent 8 wins in rapid, 6 have 90-95% accuracy, 2 losses at 80% accuracy will i get banned?
Then that’s just unfortunate 
Yes
either they hang a piece or blunder mate
I also do puzzles and I never see them being useful
Ye you need to start throwing so the system doesn’t false positive you 
Someone gift me chess membership I will pray for you
i don't see pattern recongition i just try to checkmate
and I don't know when to checkmate
i feel like I can do it any time
6 of the games i won were under 20 moves
with the right moves but i don't know
and it was jst ppl giving up peices for free
💀
does anyone want to see the game or nah
it was weird and i missed en passant but wtv
































































1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 d5 3. cxd5 Nxd5 4. e4 Nf6 5. Nc3 e6 6. a3 c6 7. Nf3 h6 8. Bc4 Be7 9. h4 O-O 10. Ne5 b5 11. Bb3 a5 12. Bc2 Qc7 13. Nf3 Nbd7 14. e5 Nd5 15. Qd3 g6 16. Bxh6 Re8 17. h5 f5 18. hxg6 Nf4 19. Bxf4 Kg7 20. Ng5 Bxg5 21. Bxg5 Nxe5 22. dxe5 Qxe5+ 23. Be3 Rh8 24. Rxh8 Kxh8 25. O-O-O Kg7 26. Bd4
This game looks like two 950 - 1050 elos
dang i feel hurt
Trojan horse
Predicting a future promotion
for real
Jarvis I know you like those clanker ladies, do that and I'll make sure you work as a automatic driver that drives a tractor
What's a theory

a supposition or a system of ideas intended to explain something, especially one based on general principles independent of the thing to be explained.
Explain this to me in a simple way
Just book moves
ideas meant to explain something

in chess its moves studied to be the best
What is this variation gng the scholars kan?
is it always better to take with king or another piece?
also i just took a guy's queen after they didn't see a knight
you didn't ask but oh well
and he resigned
wow
Yes
Mahn scillian is peak
It isnt
So many variations
Not true
Also got the NIMZO American
Yes true
Not a Sicilian variation
:(( it is
It is not
Jordan Li?
Why is your name that color
Jarvis remind me when November ends
YESSS
Cuz am built different
I'm not talking to you we literally have the same name color
Another Fan oh my days
Big head
No we don't
See? It's not part of the sicilian
I'm currently watching S2 just finished Gen V s1 and All The Boys seasons
😭so hot
No it isn't the engine literally tells you it isnt
It isn't the sicilian is it?
IT IS
No it isnt
there is a nimzo sicilian, e4 c5 nf3 nf6, I think its a more tricky version of alekhine’s defense so really good for like blitz players
Ok buddy
You didn't type Sicilian
I shall not fall for ragebait
Turn male
Scillian see? It isn't Sicilian
Most Obvious Ragebait
I literally have nothing else to do
Why they out of all Characters in The Boys universr gng
Yes
Wdymm
When I play french, I have a sideline against all of white’s responses and I’m not rated that high hehe
Najdorf
For your level I'll just say the Dragon
Jordan
Wdym for my level
Big brain
You have a Low Elo
Jordon is peak
Fuh Naw
Their powers is insane
Mindstorm better
Imagine switching genders and it gives u power
Whats really the point of najdorf bruv
Suddenly playing a6 givez u power
you wait to see what white does
It's Mindstorm
See that's why i said Dragon is for you
Ok they should just call it the waiting variation
Your low elo will cause you to have a high ego when you try to learn the Najdorf
Or die when you learn 14 Variations
I know at least 10 scillian variation
its a good waiting move cuz d6 and b5 are usual weaknesses in sicilian anyway so u play a6 as soon as you can
Scillian, Not Sicilian so idrc
Real
:((
I have all my dragon sidelines too hehe
????
Michael?
Name me one with a russian name and with the lines and also the best continuation if white messes up
Dude no
Guys could you help me out? This is my postiotion rn I'm black
I think its that one named sveloskov
I don't know how to play it
look at all the win rates at the bottom 🤣🤣
Dang
all lines except 1 i have +50% win rates as black, easy
Yeah..... High Ego Low Elo
What
yes i peaked at 1840 today
My ego is inflated
gg
Ill keep it that way 🔥🔥
Time to feast
Whats bro feasting on
this 670's soul
I somehow keep falling for this. I’m 1100 too so there is absolutely no excuse
ok
and he immediately blundered
aight friend me felneus
dont put rating on
Who does that
Any 1500 wanna play 10min rapid ?
☠️
Yuh me
aight i'll rechallenge
What's your elo
1100

Wdym it's not like he hanged his queen, he's just proposing a trade
U should stop taking the b pawm
Greed is bad
😭🗣️u are not winning a rook
You wanna play with me instead?
wow, he really did that
Play with me
Aight sure
What's you r name
Yuh
rhepih
Just send it in the app bri
im not even doing opposition bruh i had no time
ik u were playing bad moves on purpose its fine bro i was cooked either way
nah i was actually trying at the end
in the middlegame i was also trying
its just in the opening
i made a questionable choice
ok rematch
alr
stay alert for my rematch
challenged u
challenged u felneus
dang
Yo gg
am I auto set to black or something xD
Yes
Bruh i just blundeerd winning postion
yeye
i feel like lurking in the chat
Fr haha
at least i got 1 win xD

u should play more rapid 😄
hi chat
you prob got some potential
im chronically on blitz cuz i got no time for rapid
10+0 rapid?
i tried blitz and i sucked
Yo I probably would've found a way to stalemate with 2 queens haha
i made it to like 1300 rating
aw got ignored
LF chess friends dm i got none to talk to abt chess
5+5 is also considered blitz
even 5+10
but I can play 3+2 or 3+0, i prefer 3+2
Nahhhhh
not like i would find a match for 5+10
ITS HALLOWEEN
I don't know how to checkmate with a queen let alone 2 queens
what time zone are u in
cuz it was halloween 21 hours and 23 minutes ago
Horse is only really useful in the opening and midgame
Yuh u right
some devious little kids rang my doorbell at 2 pm
california
I should chase them with a broom next time
Beat them up
im sick tho so i probably cant do much for halloween this year, man i had lots of plans
Left right good night
I can play another one if u want
run while my eyes are red
i don't feel like it rn
k
tru im gonna be busy too
yep
it's the perfect moment to catch up on assignments
What was your guys's highest accuracy on a game that was 15+ moves?
98.6
probably a chess veteran
Mine's similar
books moves
nice
i heard about that one ruy lopez opening that was really long
ruy lopez smth
i had a 99% game the other day
it was a queens gambit game im pretty sure
my guess berlin defense
flexing the pin lmao
probably not a good idea
You should move your rook to h3
no he has nothing
cant he offer a rook trade
thats good?
X
The app?
i mean i guess so because losing is inevitable
So like i had an assignment and was gonna do it later
no because trading rooks while up material is good
But didnt know it locked at 2pm
30 move game
Has that happened to anyone
hm
just do reels instead vri
is that u
No
ya it was some sort of caro whre my opponent kept blundering
When was your first brilliancy and how did you react to it?
they should enforce a policy that changes the max accuracy to 99 to demonstrate how "nobody's perfect"
HELLO
is this ragebait
Gluten tag
sorry i use a better chess platform
Definitely
atleast get a bloody account on chess.com and link it
you wont really be trusted otherwise
Why does it have to be bloody
i did and i purposely unlinked it
Don't trust jekle
Yea now I cant trust you
Nic ✉️ ³ lava
No
👍
I have a house 🏠
Imagine having a house and not being homeless
Imagine not being homeless
oh wait the WAA will show up and lecture us
Waat
purple role