💬〡chess-talk

[potent parrot]

U play in big open

[glacial solar]

It depends On your opponent avg rating if they all are 2000 , Then ig you will get like 1900 as your starter OTB rating

[deep sail]

Maximum is 2200 iirc

[potent parrot]

And U face 2-3 GMs

[cunning swan]

you friend server, like friend staff or friend owner

[glacial solar]

2-3 GM's in first tournament fr??

[potent parrot]

Big open

[glacial solar]

And can you even win against them 🥲

[potent parrot]

We win 1800s

[glacial solar]

VD x Anish Never ending bond 😭

[potent parrot]

9 round open

[glossy trail]

1 elo 🥀

[potent parrot]

Hmmm

[deep sail]

1800s will not be easy as well but even if you win you can't get past 2000 it's very difficult

[cunning swan]

@vocal musk wdym "??" you have the role "friend of the server"

[vocal musk]

yeah but i'm not a mod. you need to ask for help from the server mod. @keen grotto can help you connect

[static tinsel]

hes asking what the role means

[plucky helm]

guys lemme ask you one thing what does mean rank in their league like bronze silver

[last badger]

Yo imagine how ragebaiting it would be to be tryna focus for ur tournament game, but there's a kid next to u making brainrot content 💀 💔

[potent parrot]

If U win round 1 and 2 round 3 You may face a very high rated opponent then your avg increases massively

[vocal musk]

frined of the server means we help server members here 🙂

[potent parrot]

Let me ask chat gpt

[torn storm]

https://tenor.com/view/shaquille-o'neal-shaq-67-6-7-gif-5184942973847308913

[tribal sage]

2000 is very difficult

[vocal musk]

no gif perms. want them?

[burnt mesa]

Imagine no perms

[torn storm]

It’s okay was just a 6 7 gif lmao 💃🏽

[burnt mesa]

[torn storm]

:/

[vocal musk]

idk what that is

[tribal sage]

@deep sail is typing an essay

[burnt mesa]

Milo

[deep sail]

Yes but you think you can constantly beat 1800s, i think you don't even have otb experience, it's really tough and very difficult if you don't have experience compared to online games

[deep sail]

Hi

[tribal sage]

Hi :3

[burnt mesa]

Nah id win

[opaque dune]

e4 is goated ong

[tribal sage]

e4 h5 and black wins

[plucky helm]

what does this mean guys

[opaque dune]

let's test it out

[opaque dune]

it means touch grass

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/shaquille-o'neal-shaq-67-6-7-gif-5184942973847308913

[reef fog]

Guys

[tribal sage]

ok but only if you agree to one small detail

[reef fog]

I reached peak

[burnt mesa]

I play b3

[opaque dune]

which is

[plucky kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/darkkolaa-boykisser-blink-tie-cat-gif-6129766452256130277

[kindred crypt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1351561909744173057/1409361058329661550/FB3zrC5.gif

[tribal sage]

I get to use stockfish and you don't get any help

[burnt mesa]

RAWRR

[opaque dune]

i tried b6 w/o studying in a OTB match and it went great

[potent parrot]

Magnus Carlsen

[opaque dune]

uhmm i think i changed my mind

[signal oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/legobatman-gif-14443780454512952596

me when she plays the kings gambit

[tribal sage]

https://tenor.com/view/0-gif-14224457178163031750

[potent parrot]

Magnus being 2000 fide at age of 9

And me lmao

[opaque dune]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-goblin-cry-clash-royale-emote-clash-royale-goblin-clash-of-clans-gif-5558012300121374016

[plucky kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/protogen-kitsuonn-tail-wag-butterfly-gif-18551583

[grave hamlet]

That’s an anomaly, 1 case out of a very large number

[tribal sage]

https://tenor.com/view/mega-knight-clash-royale-cr-mega-knight-gif-2741016234316380371

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-meme-pepe-frog-gif-26117735

[inland flower]

im so terrible at chess that every briliany is like xmass

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/mega-knight-clash-royale-clash-of-clans-pekka-gif-9493443644511047740

[tribal sage]

https://tenor.com/view/mega-knight-gif-25418223

[opaque dune]

https://tenor.com/view/mega-knight-gif-567612827487935284

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/mega-knight-clash-royale-gif-24183961

[signal oasis]

least gay megaknight user

[tribal sage]

https://tenor.com/view/attack-mega-knight-clash-royale-assault-fight-gif-18836605

btw I play mega knight cycle, just saying

(I'm not even kidding)

[opaque dune]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-it-bro-you're-getting-touched-tonight-gif-14870187556092555468

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/mega-knight-fatherless-clash-royale-fatherless-mega-knight-mega-knight-users-gif-25833275

[tribal sage]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-mega-chevalier-kight-gif-19312637

[plucky kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/boy-kisser-disappointed-que-what-gif-10246448332320753842

[tribal sage]

oh hai :3

[plucky kelp]

hello :3

https://tenor.com/view/protogen-gif-7171157890867747761

<@&745328830649991179>

yo guys stop getting hacked/scammed

[tribal sage]

<@&745328830649991179>

[tribal sage]

no one is falling for that

[short summit]

My classmate had the same thing he said he downloaded some random script

[tribal sage]

I'm kinda close to martian fame 3 cuz of the 3 pumpkin boxes

lowk decent

[cunning swan]

who can help me with the connection? i think i have a bug, who want send me the friend and i'll stream in DM, idk how to resolve this bug

[tribal sage]

sure

[vocal musk]

<@&745328830649991179> they keep asking for help and have issues connecting please help them.

[plucky bear]

yo anyone wants to 1v1? who is above my rating

[cunning swan]

you can help me?

[tribal sage]

later

[tribal sage]

maybe, idk

[plucky bear]

my guy then why bother responding lmfao

[cunning swan]

accept the friend

[potent gulch]

Stop summoning me with LGBTQ flags

[nimble arch]

what

[hexed ocean]

WHY DO I TILT RANDOMLY, I WAS PERFECTLY FINE YESTERDAY AND I BARELY PLAYED YESTERDAY, WHY AM I TILTING

[potent gulch]

I feel you, happens to me too very often 😭

[glacial solar]

🫂

[mortal delta]

How come there’s no interesting move reaction?

[torn sparrow]

Because moves are not interesting

[coral raven]

Yes they are

[kindred crypt]

Who wants ti play

[somber lark]

💀

[plucky bear]

can someone 1v1 me

I wanna play

[mortal bronze]

mouseslip maybe

[wooden vigil]

yessir

[burnt mesa]

Mouse slip

[mortal bronze]

hi zig

[torn sparrow]

How interesting a move is subjective while engines can only find objectivity

[kindred crypt]

Send challenge to baidaqireal

[somber lark]

meow

[plucky bear]

can u guys stop reacting

[mortal bronze]

wassup

[hexed ocean]

Guys

I might have just forced myself out of my tilt

[wooden vigil]

alright

[robust rock]

U serious?

[robust rock]

Like with the other message?

[plucky bear]

no

[hexed ocean]

IM WINNING

[robust rock]

Aight js wanted to be sure

[robust rock]

This losing for white ngl

Just resign

[hexed ocean]

I blundered my queen

[sudden pilot]

Can anyone guess what's the brilliant move here

[strong apex]

yo guys

can yall see my brilliant move ?

[cunning swan]

.

[strong apex]

https://www.chess.com/game/144964917662

[tribal sage]

yay you did it

[sudden pilot]

Bruh

[strong apex]

check this 1 min bullet game i made a brilliant with

[sudden pilot]

White move briliant

[strong apex]

SAC THE BISHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

[sudden pilot]

Anyone can't find it?

[strong apex]

let me find

[sudden pilot]

Try

[coral raven]

The joy of chess is only subjective, an engine can never have it

[strong apex]

The brilliant move im going to assume is 1 of the knights f6?

[sudden pilot]

Nope

[wooden vigil]

@kindred crypt i sent a challenge

[strong apex]

idk

[sudden pilot]

The pawn!!!!

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Mochicat! ^-^ (aime)

This is the Chess.com profile of aime. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Mochicat! ^-^ (aime)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 112 (130 peak)
Blitz: 101 (183 peak)
Bullet: 169 (407 peak)

[mortal pivot]

Okie!😝

[summer canyon]

anyone up to play?

[strong apex]

i keep getting a msg from thin air

[summer canyon]

bullet

[plucky bear]

thanks bro

[sudden pilot]

My wifi really trash bruh i lost half of my time because of recconecting

[hexed ocean]

guys I actually need help

[wooden vigil]

anybody wanna play Rapid ?

[hexed ocean]

I am addicted to chess...

[sudden pilot]

Stopped playing for a moment isn't bad

[rare carbon]

I am stupid pro max

[hexed ocean]

I cant stop myself

[torn sparrow]

paying 260 for a course from a weaker player than me💔

[edgy drum]

Hopefully joining this server wasn't a blunder

[sudden pilot]

Can i opened course when i hit 1000 ?

[limpid viper]

She adopts you vro

[torn sparrow]

she is lower rated vro

[nimble arch]

nice background

anna is higher rated fide tho

[formal relic]

You're better than Anna Cramling?

[torn sparrow]

shush

[torn sparrow]

well in chesscom bullet and rapid blitz 4 dif

[formal relic]

She would probably destroy most people in this server

[formal relic]

Hmmm fair

[broken flower]

I am here bro, on top of the world

[hexed ocean]

I JUST LOST 100 ELO IN A ROW

[nimble arch]

I think even I have a higher rated bullet

[burnt mesa]

Me

[torn sparrow]

all these streamers vro

[plucky kelp]

Wait, pixel isn't a pixel anymore?

[torn sparrow]

i think its his novemeber pfp or smth

[plucky kelp]

oh

[hexed ocean]

i wish chess never existed, i wouldnt get addicted in the first place

[burnt mesa]

Same

[hexed ocean]

My addiction just made me lose 100 elo

[burnt mesa]

Same again

I lost 100 elo and am back to 1100

but the good thing is am not mad

[hexed ocean]

I am, because I was already upset due to my stye

[burnt mesa]

:((

[hexed ocean]

I wanna play chess now, but I will lose more games

[plucky bear]

yo

[plucky kelp]

If chess never existed I wouldn't have turned into a furry

[burnt mesa]

Understandable

[hexed ocean]

If chess never existed, I would be so much happier

[plucky kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/protogen-kitsuonn-tail-wag-butterfly-gif-18551583

[burnt mesa]

I guess is time to find a new addiction

[hexed ocean]

thats not how it works

you gotta get out of the addiction first

[plucky bear]

can u coach me

I'll pay

[mortal bronze]

no way it's that expensive

[plucky bear]

10k

[stone willow]

who wanna 1v1 me in chess?

[plucky bear]

me

[stone willow]

im playing in the pc

[torn sparrow]

10k atoms of gold

[hexed ocean]

IN???

[plucky bear]

yes

[plucky bear]

bro is inside the pc

[torn sparrow]

is actually crazy scam vro

[stone willow]

hhhhhh

[torn sparrow]

if anyone fr buys it

[wooden vigil]

yo

[mortal bronze]

what's her rapid and blitz?

[stone willow]

bro im not flunet in english

[plucky bear]

come
@stone willow whats ur rating

[plucky bear]

I was joking

[torn sparrow]

2300 blitz and 2280 rapid

[mortal bronze]

smh way higher than me

[hexed ocean]

just caught me off guard

[plucky bear]

how can I get that role "this user hates the trust role color" role?

[stone willow]

2700

[hexed ocean]

Now I can play chess without anger

[torn sparrow]

i forgot actually

[plucky bear]

aint no way bro is serious

[kindred crypt]

#reaction-roles

[plucky bear]

is ur rating
270

[stone willow]

2700

[mortal bronze]

2700 is mid

[torn sparrow]

is this vladimir kRAMNIK OMG

he means fide vro

[mortal bronze]

unless he means 2700 fide or something

[plucky bear]

come 1v1
send me a request at Turbo

[mortal bronze]

fair then

[torn sparrow]

VLADIMIR I AM A GREAT FAN

[stone willow]

vladimir kRAMNIK my dad

[plucky bear]

Vladimir putin

[stone willow]

lichess?

[torn sparrow]

crazy vro

[plucky bear]

cc

[edgy drum]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chess-anarchy-chess-chaos-gif-24820683

[kindred crypt]

come adoption match

[stone willow]

aight wait

[plucky bear]

wtf

[hexed ocean]

Vladimir Kramnik can eat my ass

[vocal musk]

connect your account first please

[burnt mesa]

Peaceee

[torn sparrow]

he has no account

[somber lark]

The analysis is quite good, its from pia

[torn sparrow]

he is literwally vladimir kramnik

[torn sparrow]

🏴‍☠️ok

[somber lark]

I checked them vro

[hexed ocean]

Can I have an explanation as to why people play lichess but they arent in the lichess server

[indigo stream]

thought there is no need for 2 more queens

[burnt mesa]

Its soooooo good

[torn sparrow]

bro the pia name is there only for the gm aura

[stone willow]

bro what is ur name

[mortal bronze]

because the lichess server sucks

[stone willow]

@plucky bear

[hexed ocean]

Lichess sucks in general

[torn sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1433077773945274459/IMG_0849.gif

[chrome whale]

... hi

[stone willow]

what is that

[somber lark]

I didnt take this course seriously at first

[torn sparrow]

bro did not waste so much time on that course

[vocal musk]

hi please connect your account

[chrome whale]

uhm okay

[vocal musk]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHVsNnZza2tvb2lkOXJyOWJ3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tI0a0QzIRmzDShP23b/giphy.gif

[chrome whale]

but how

[somber lark]

me spam Nf3 g3 so

[tardy carbon]

I

[vocal musk]

watch the gif

[hexed ocean]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHVsNnZza2tvb2lkOXJyOWJ3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tI0a0QzIRmzDShP23b/giphy.gif

[torn sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/anthony-mackie-laugh-try-not-to-laugh-anthony-laugh-gif-4264565357610009154

[tardy carbon]

How can I. Get 2000 elo role?

[vocal musk]

by being 2k elo...

[tardy carbon]

Im actually 2k

[vocal musk]

in blitz or rapid. not bullet

[tardy carbon]

😡

[chrome whale]

done

[nova creek]

why?

[chrome whale]

am i connected

[vocal musk]

that's how the bot is set up

[plucky bear]

@stone willow im not joking I wouldve won atleast 1
its my gay ass internet

[remote kettle]

Hi

[chrome whale]

where do i 1v1 people

[kindred crypt]

ran after 3-0

[chrome whale]

hello

[remote kettle]

I don't know what to say 😛

[hexed ocean]

@plucky kelp how are you

[plucky bear]

it was u?

[kindred crypt]

yes

[plucky bear]

lmfao IDK who I was playing with

[kindred crypt]

supposed to go till 10-0

[plucky kelp]

I'm doing good! I am 2/2 currently in an OTB chess tournament :3
How about you?

[torn sparrow]

mid alt

[merry estuary]

Bro is blaming the Internet 💔

[kindred crypt]

ts is my main

💔

[torn sparrow]

vro pulled vladimir out of nowheree

[hexed ocean]

I am doing ok, I do have a stye unfortunately but apart from that, I am good

[plucky bear]

1v1 in rapid

[kindred crypt]

vlad isnt my alt vro

[plucky bear]

not bullet
I hate bullet

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/no-sad-frustrated-no-way-yell-gif-17334973

[plucky bear]

because I always lose

from time

[kindred crypt]

rapid gay asf

[hexed ocean]

Bullet stinks

[kindred crypt]

bullet is peak

[fleet dove]

have you tried winning

[plucky bear]

no

[torn sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/ohh-i-under-black-guy-gif-1247944034220562367

[merry bough]

when the moob travels back in your opening analysis

[hexed ocean]

All you do is spam moves, you can barely calculate

[stone willow]

aight

[kindred crypt]

maybe at your 400 level

[hexed ocean]

1200 here actually

[remote kettle]

Who anna play

[stone willow]

join to chess.com

[plucky bear]

valid bro

[kindred crypt]

still a shitter

all these 1000s saying bullet is no skill

[nimble arch]

ad homemememeiememein

[plucky bear]

@kindred crypt come

[chrome whale]

is sending chess links here illegal?

[kindred crypt]

bullet is 50% skill

[plucky bear]

play

[stone willow]

u wanna play?

[kindred crypt]

25% speed

[stone willow]

who is the best player in this server

[nimble arch]

bros pulling these numbers out of his arse

[hexed oracle]

I fkn hate this ;-;

[nimble arch]

l

[stone willow]

meow

[torn sparrow]

@ manudavid

[hexed oracle]

I gotta manually modify data throu a CLI cuz app is poorly made ;-;

[stone willow]

@cursive pagoda

[torn sparrow]

he would cook you vro

[chrome whale]

who wanna play chess?

[remote kettle]

What is this? 🤔

[stone willow]

I don't think so

[nimble arch]

Yesnt

[torn sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1323751989896544269/1360984389722570772/caption.gif

[hexed oracle]

CLI of an app that I gotta work with from job

[nimble arch]

If you look at rapid leaderboards maybe

but idk bro

[torn sparrow]

who is better in blitz

[tender pulsar]

oh i lost hes cheat

[remote kettle]

Okay i didn't understood 😅

[hexed ocean]

Wait a minute

thats a perfect idea pixel

[torn sparrow]

ig bortynk is like 3200

[nimble arch]

or better yet, who is better in classical

[stone willow]

who wanna play

[hexed oracle]

CLI - Comand Line Interface

[stone willow]

1v1

[hexed ocean]

there should be a discord channel for a leaderboard for the ranking of players in the server

[nimble arch]

no

[pseudo garden]

Pixal

[nimble arch]

we dont need a second chess.com leaderboard

[remote kettle]

Idk what that is 😅🫢

[torn sparrow]

cheater arena vro

[pseudo garden]

Is that pfp AI-generated 🙏

[nimble arch]

I dont understand the bloody language

[hexed ocean]

cheaters most likely would get banned

[hexed oracle]

romanian 🥀

[nimble arch]

idk

[pseudo garden]

Bummer

[chrome whale]

who want to play
Chess?

[torn sparrow]

also there is one technically

[tribal sage]

I want to play
Chess

[chrome whale]

oka
Y

[pseudo garden]

Chess?

[nimble arch]

countinglas

[pseudo garden]

Why not Fortnite?

[tribal sage]

so what is your
Username?

[pseudo garden]

Oh so Las actually cheated?

[chrome whale]

valorant
better

[chrome whale]

TheCrossOg

[nimble arch]

idk abt cc but hes cheated on lichess

[pseudo garden]

Couldn't have been very recent could it

[hexed ocean]

Where is the leaderboard

[hexed oracle]

TF2 solos

[torn sparrow]

https://www.chess.com/club/chess-com-discord

[pseudo garden]

Bro I watched a short yesterday

[torn sparrow]

go to leaderboard there is a button

[pseudo garden]

It was so baddd

It was about Scout getting involuntarily slimed

[hexed oracle]

It's so bad it's great

[torn sparrow]

but it has prob only connected people

[pseudo garden]

But in a worse way than what it actually means

[hexed oracle]

u gotta play to see

[remote kettle]

I am hungry 😤

[tribal sage]

My computer just blue screened
You have too much Aura

[hexed oracle]

Hello hungry I am Vlad

[chrome whale]

😎

[plucky bear]

bro this guy

hes ass

[tribal sage]

who

[plucky bear]

he just spams some random ass moves

[remote kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bowl-gif-1248424875261575269

[chrome whale]

Rematch?

[kindred crypt]

6-0 btw

[plucky bear]

this guy idk his name

[tribal sage]

which guy

[kindred crypt]

this guy

[plucky bear]

this svesh guy

[kindred crypt]

[tribal sage]

raging because of losing

[raven lance]

brilliant or miss

[tribal sage]

https://tenor.com/view/mega-knight-mega-knight-clash-royale-chad-gif-23873105

[hexed oracle]

If u search in this server I am Vlad , 52-53 of messages are from me ( there are only 54 msgs with whis phrase ) 😭

[kindred crypt]

miss

[regal moat]

hi

[remote kettle]

Who is vlad

[fleet dove]

I am Vlad

[tribal sage]

you just hung mate

[hexed oracle]

I am Vlad 🥀

[torn sparrow]

I am vlad

[remote kettle]

Two vlad?

[plucky bear]

me

[kindred crypt]

I am Vlad

[remote kettle]

Three

[hexed oracle]

lmfao 😭

[remote kettle]

4

[torn sparrow]

I am vlad vro

[kindred crypt]

run 4 more games for adoption

[hexed oracle]

me too vro

[torn sparrow]

I am the real vlad this server needed vro

[remote kettle]

What does vlad mean

[plucky bear]

4 games of blitz

come if u have balls

[torn sparrow]

its his name vro

[hexed oracle]

Conqueror or Ruler

[kindred crypt]

it wont count for rosen score

[torn sparrow]

atleast what he calls himself

[kindred crypt]

after the adoption

[remote kettle]

Ooo like angry man?

[plucky bear]

I'll go then

[kindred crypt]

ok

[plucky bear]

you're not higher than like 1200 in bullet

[hexed oracle]

depends

[tribal sage]

I am

[remote kettle]

Name has a meaning

[quick garnet]

Oh yeah baby

[burnt mesa]

French defence is peak

[desert wagon]

i know u from somwhere

[torn sparrow]

not all names have meaning

[plucky bear]

are u autistic

[remote kettle]

How

[tribal sage]

uh no?

[kindred crypt]

strong words for 6-0

[hexed oracle]

I so tempted to make rocket fuel in order to launch a few rockets at my neighbors house ;-;

[tight parcel]

im early

[quick garnet]

Fkin 50 best move

[torn sparrow]

you can just use name to name someone

[burnt mesa]

Tilt be like

[fleet dove]

rocket fuel cannot melt steel beams

[plucky bear]

ok

[burnt mesa]

Peakkk

[kindred crypt]

greenflower

[remote kettle]

You are making fun of me

[kindred crypt]

how many rosen scores do you have

[torn sparrow]

I knew you were a conspiracy man

[fleet dove]

[amber sand]

elite ball knowledge

[torn sparrow]

what is that

[kindred crypt]

https://rosen-score.vercel.app

[torn sparrow]

lets see

[limpid viper]

Bros acting like he’s never done this

[torn sparrow]

I have infact never done this

[kindred crypt]

yes u have

[torn sparrow]

shush

[nocturne mesa]

whats rosen score

[kindred crypt]

i remember you flexing the adoptions

[torn sparrow]

bro i used a different website

[kindred crypt]

of zigzag

[hexed oracle]

doesnt matter it will still scare that fk head

[remote kettle]

🥸

[hexed oracle]

he blasting music all day n all night ;-;

[limpid viper]

Ts is not a different website we’re onto you greenflower

[torn sparrow]

cant even act sneaky

[signal oasis]

this word cup's trophy might be one of the best trophies ever.

[limpid viper]

mid

[ancient lantern]

why is the show queens gambit actually this good im glad I gave it a chance

[hexed oracle]

damn

[burnt mesa]

Ill be holding it soon

[signal oasis]

chat do i go visit the world cup to view it?

[kindred crypt]

no

[burnt mesa]

yuh

[hexed oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/your-home-gif-5698136180913341363

[signal oasis]

like the final game, its like a 6 hr train ride from me

[burnt mesa]

Not if i adopt u first

[hexed oracle]

gl

[burnt mesa]

🔥ill be a great mom gng

[kindred crypt]

ngl

[hexed oracle]

oh hell no u a girl

[burnt mesa]

No what

[kindred crypt]

i might be able to adopt helo

in bullet

[limpid viper]

0/10

ragebait

[kindred crypt]

no im fr

[torn sparrow]

I knew you were indian

[remote kettle]

Helo hello

[burnt mesa]

Lol

[kindred crypt]

ive adopted a few 1800s

[burnt mesa]

Play me when

[burnt mesa]

Me next 🙏

[remote kettle]

Let's play

[burnt mesa]

Alright

Ign

[limpid viper]

maybe if you were ki

[hexed oracle]

wanna play a match? me bored as hell

[kindred crypt]

sure queue up 1m

[tribal venture]

I forgot how to englund but hey a wins a win

[torn sparrow]

@kindred crypt its apparently this

[limpid viper]

also im not 1800 at bullet

[remote kettle]

What is ign

[hexed oracle]

can't we do rapid or blitz ;-;?

[kindred crypt]

no

[short prawn]

Anyone trying playing the halloween gambit today?

[kindred crypt]

me bored

[hexed oracle]

nvm then I trash at bullet ;-;

[kindred crypt]

oki

[burnt mesa]

In game name

[short prawn]

Do the Halloween gambit lol

[burnt mesa]

Your name in chess

[remote kettle]

Bellelovelumpia

[tight parcel]

im late

[tight parcel]

the superior gambit

other than the viih sou gambit

[short prawn]

I wounder if there are more people playing it than normal today

[tight parcel]

it's halloween so for the theme I will play the halloween gambit

Totally won't tilt me down from 1800 but... who cares

[blazing jewel]

i was also thinking on that

but my elo...

[tight parcel]

welcome to the club

[fleet wolf]

Since last 3 weeks I played about 8-12 games (rapid) per day

[hexed oracle]

I knew all roads lead to Rome when it comes to artists 🥀

[tight parcel]

hopefully your elo is not too high

[blazing jewel]

its low

[tight parcel]

maybe my opponent has the mutual thought

[torn sparrow]

internet safety law 🤖

[tight parcel]

and he play halloween gambit against me

ehh if he does i'll halloween countergambit him

[hexed oracle]

this is his twitter acc

[tight parcel]

if they play d4. I'm gonna abort

[hexed oracle]

just play KID

[fleet dove]

bro doesnt actually want to play chess

[tight parcel]

nah but i have to play the halloween gambit

[torn sparrow]

he wants to have fun

[tight parcel]

there is no other choice

[fresh cliff]

Yo bones

[torn sparrow]

let a man have his fun

[fleet wolf]

🙀 pro life

[fresh cliff]

Yo green flower

[fleet dove]

hello

[short prawn]

lol I'm only 320 elo so Idc lol just want to have fun

[fresh cliff]

Hru gng

[tight parcel]

alr time to execute the plan

bro i got balck

[blazing jewel]

halloween gambit 1.d4 variation?

d4 d5
nf3 nc6
nc3 nf6
nxd5

[somber lark]

how to play chess

[tight parcel]

actually good idea

[fleet dove]

detonate your opponent with 12 tons of tnt and you win

[empty mortar]

Noone plays like that also it’s already bad

[somber lark]

I cant find them irl 💔

[empty mortar]

Bribe chess.com

[torn sparrow]

does that mean you have acces to 12 tons of tnt

[somber lark]

but I want to grind the ranking system

[fleet wolf]

I never understood how can ppl be 100-200 elo 🥀 like just knowing the rules and having average brain power is enough to make you higher rated than that

[empty mortar]

I can play you rated for a +2 gain

[somber lark]

you wouldnt know 🙏

[empty mortar]

True for every subject yet it happens

[blazing jewel]

i hunged my queen many times when i was peak elo

[torn sparrow]

I would vro

[merry estuary]

That's it, I'm retiring from chess.

[limpid viper]

ok bye

[somber lark]

its 0 for blitz 💀

[empty mortar]

Im not playing blitz anyway

[fleet wolf]

Why

[torn sparrow]

play him rated in rapid vro

he is ultra washed

[somber lark]

takes too long for +2 per game

[torn sparrow]

he is 2200

its 7 or 6

[somber lark]

oh right

[torn sparrow]

or 6 or 7

[merry estuary]

Well I hung my queen in one move in a winning position 💔

[torn sparrow]

67

[somber lark]

why did he say +2 gain then 💀

[limpid viper]

sybauu

[torn sparrow]

he cant do math

[blazing jewel]

6....7?

[torn sparrow]

he didnt study the chesscom algorithm for 2 years

[empty mortar]

I thought ur like 2500

Which you are?

[fleet wolf]

Doesn't matter, you'll get opponents who make the same mistake.

[merry estuary]

Bro....

[limpid viper]

?

[mortal bronze]

hi helo

[limpid viper]

hello kelly

[torn sparrow]

value of sybau using the ns method is 67

[mortal bronze]

tf you mean kelly

[merry estuary]

Well I can't take it anymore bro

[mortal bronze]

i am kel

[torn sparrow]

kellyman

[merry estuary]

Ok kelly

[somber lark]

2500 Rapid 💀 holy

[torn sparrow]

you would be if you farmed him

[fleet wolf]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/738384129824915511/1404139848285032610/boo.gif

[limpid viper]

you got an upgrade vro

[burnt mesa]

@remote kettle remember not to blunder and watch out for tactics

[mortal bronze]

i am blocking all of you

[mortal bronze]

i literally changed my name so that people would stop calling me kelly

[remote kettle]

🥲why

[torn sparrow]

rip @ all of you

[limpid viper]

i know we've had this conversation before

[merry estuary]

That's harsh tho

[remote kettle]

I am scared

[mortal bronze]

i hate you

[limpid viper]

ur still kelly to me

[remote kettle]

Yes

[fleet wolf]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/734985051783168111/1017098726206099557/caption-1-1.gif

[burnt mesa]

😭u were playing ok until u blundeerd your queen

[limpid viper]

its a cute name though

whats there to be upset about

[remote kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/ning-ning-kpop-ningning-is-the-maknae-meme-aespa-gif-350157136569964540

[mortal bronze]

um

[torn sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/anthony-mackie-laugh-try-not-to-laugh-anthony-laugh-gif-4264565357610009154

[remote kettle]

My queeeen

[fleet wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-cat-monch-cat-monch-spinfal-gif-19376414

[limpid viper]

alr georgina graph

[burnt mesa]

Oh no your queen

[torn sparrow]

I accept that name

[burnt mesa]

[remote kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/karina-aespa-smile-heart-cheek-gif-1620448789595520421

[limpid viper]

its tough vro

[gentle gorge]

furries are gay too silly

[torn sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-goth-gothamchess-chess-gif-789565584370721331

[fleet wolf]

Who is this woman, why are you sending her again nd again

[burnt mesa]

Bruce Wayne

[limpid viper]

gothamchess

[torn sparrow]

its me

[burnt mesa]

I can feel the song

[remote kettle]

The first one was ning ning and the second was karina and both are not same

[fleet wolf]

Gotham my beloved
I'll plot a divorce of gotham and Lucy so that I can marry gotham

[fleet wolf]

Idw to be racist but they look the same

[hollow sable]

300 elo

[remote kettle]

Huhhhh

[tight parcel]

wow i lost and won. gained 1 rating from halloween gambit

sweet

[fleet wolf]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1324459887370965073/1336498153792475266/togif.gif

[tight parcel]

i hope this is worth the hype

[remote kettle]

I will sleep bye bye

[tight parcel]

sleeping at 4:22 or their in another time zone

[long zodiac]

Guys they finally update my fide

[tight parcel]

I don't have a fide

[long zodiac]

Title time finally

[tight parcel]

lol how do i get one

i only got the uscf ranking

[remote kettle]

It's 4:22 I woke up at 4 i think But I will sleep now, goodnight

[torn sparrow]

this is enough information to find you vro

[tight parcel]

4:22 AM?

[merry estuary]

Congrats

[remote kettle]

Yes

[fleet wolf]

I'll get banned if I actually share something crazy, so sorry to disappoint.
I'll share something else tho but it probably won't live upto ur expectations

[torn sparrow]

bro was not tough with the name hiding

[tight parcel]

u is in asia?

[tight parcel]

ok im unfollowing

[remote kettle]

Yes where are you from

[tight parcel]

united states of america

est time

[burnt mesa]

Added a song to it

[long zodiac]

Thx

[hollow sable]

What type stuff did u wanna share

[fleet wolf]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1237466974934794362/1243514191541829713/loll.gif

[remote kettle]

I am from Philippines

[torn sparrow]

lmao

[tight parcel]

where do you find these

[tight parcel]

nice

[fleet wolf]

Who knows

[hollow sable]

Tell Mein

[remote kettle]

I will sleep tight bye 😂

[merry estuary]

This will do numbers on tiktok

[fleet wolf]

Ts just a sip in my inventory.

[burnt mesa]

WHEN STREAMER LEVY ROZMAN

[plucky kelp]

Nah I'm an aroace furry

[tight parcel]

or a sip from the gif collection

[burnt mesa]

[burnt mesa]

Yuh

[tight parcel]

tuff

[merry estuary]

What's the difference 😭?

[fleet wolf]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1078181665890906202/1305539055144013867/togif-24.gif

[burnt mesa]

Aren't u 100 elo

[tight parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/annoying-orange-knife-laugh-gif-13366571

[burnt mesa]

[hollow sable]

OPPONENT RESIGNED CUS I TOOK HIS QUEEN BAHAHAH

[plucky kelp]

gay like men
I like no one :3

[burnt mesa]

I would

[tight parcel]

maybe cuz u took his queen ;-;

[long zodiac]

Idc

[merry estuary]

Ahhh okkay

[hollow sable]

Like he perfectly just gave away his queen to my rook and he couldn’t even capture it afterward

[tight parcel]

what elo are u

[torn sparrow]

it was just a notice💔

[hollow sable]

Se hezar

[burnt mesa]

1100

[tight parcel]

nice online or uscf or fide

[burnt mesa]

online

[fleet wolf]

Who told you that ?

[burnt mesa]

@hollow sable

[hollow sable]

I didn’t

[fleet wolf]

He never said anything about my elo

[merry estuary]

Haha lost another game

[burnt mesa]

[burnt mesa]

Dang

[fleet wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-tail-meme-gif-14522201063650569357

[tight parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-spit-drink-gif-15962434655473821932

[hollow sable]

#relatable

[tight parcel]

🤣 🫵 🫵 🫵

[fleet wolf]

🤨

[hollow sable]

I’m a dude isn’t that normal to have as a guy

[fleet wolf]

You got a tail ? 🙃

[hollow sable]

Well no

[plucky kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/protogen-kitsuonn-tail-wag-butterfly-gif-18551583

[inner river]

rip daniel naroditsky

[burnt mesa]

U have a tail?

Cooool

[burnt mesa]

🙏

[fleet wolf]

Anyone wanna see a buffed orange cat

[tight parcel]

is it a tabby

[burnt mesa]

Probably Garfield

[ancient lantern]

what could bro POSSIBLY be thinking about

hes been moving once every minute i swear

[fleet wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-cat-muscle-muscle-cat-meme-gif-551006329262101208

[burnt mesa]

Bro is looking for a pawn break

😭

[full gulch]

just played those 2

[hexed oracle]

INSANE

[tight parcel]

how is this possible

did you piece this position together by yourself

[wooden vigil]

he's trying to cook u solwly 😂

[tight parcel]

ok back to chess

[fresh cliff]

Wsg duck

[short prawn]

No Halloween gambit but I got a knight scarfise :)

[hexed oracle]

Greedy guy

[hexed oracle]

actual game

[hexed oracle]

killing em oponents at chess

in game

[hexed oracle]

type shi

I play so much better with black than with white ;-;

[oblique bloom]

3 brilliants but I was unable to find the follow up move hehe I still won tho

[hexed oracle]

why only show good part of stats? show em mistakes too

[oblique bloom]

Now now it's bad to ask other people to show there mistakes

[fresh cliff]

Type

[oblique bloom]

Here ya go only 1 Blunder

[fresh cliff]

And 6 7 mistakes

[oblique bloom]

3 of them are silly ones

[signal oasis]

whats a good channel for classical opening theory

ngl she can have herself on my will for that

[fresh cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-batman-legacy-of-the-dark-knight-batman-lego-batman-legacy-of-the-dark-knight-batman-batman-batman-lego-batman-lego-batman-batman-gif-13670985866483311733

[signal oasis]

am 16

[short prawn]

Reminder of Wayward Queen Attack is not a real opening

[burnt mesa]

Dang

Hands behind your back

[fallow vortex]

Is this tuff

I lost on time

[sullen mist]

bro gained aura and then lost it all

[short prawn]

Im impressed of myself spottin that mate lol

[fallow vortex]

Man I suck at blitz so much

This is why I’m 900 in blitz but 1400 rapid

[short prawn]

My highest rating is at Bullet lol

(technically daily but I barely play it so dont count)

[fallow vortex]

I figured out how to be a jackass with modern defense

[ancient lantern]

I DID ITITITITITITITTITI

[fallow vortex]

No more queens gambit and weird openings

[ancient lantern]

IM FINALLY 1400 RAHHHHH

[topaz galleon]

Whys this brilliant even tho my rook is “hanging”

[hidden fox]

Helo

I hope my parents get me a coach

[short prawn]

Im thinking of bring the queen to top right and do a knight & queen checkmate

just a quick thought tho

[hidden fox]

I might see the vision or we might both be idiots

[hidden fox]

Wait what, who is that coach

[short prawn]

you can customised it on chess.com

[hidden fox]

Oh okay

[short prawn]

Threre are like 4 to choose from iirc

I still stick with David regardless lol

[hidden fox]

I see

[hidden fox]

Same lol

[summer oar]

oh man.. bro is mega cooked

[hexed oracle]

got em king in middle again 😭

[signal oasis]

chat the waiting game has resulted in fruition

[kindred crypt]

whos that

[short prawn]

This is what a GM sees lol

[hidden fox]

My account got terminated since ig I was resigning to much (thats all i remember since I couldnt find the exact reason)

[signal oasis]

its a lore

[topaz galleon]

Yeah I also thought that at first but he needs to take the rook first

[hexed oracle]

what's ur username

[summer oar]

I played 1. d3 btw

[hidden fox]

Of my terminated account or new account

[summer oar]

👑

[hexed oracle]

both

[hidden fox]

Hold on

[burnt mesa]

Morden defence is so flexible

[hexed oracle]

KIA/KID best fr

[burnt mesa]

🔥💯 so proud

[tribal sage]

Ayyyy

[burnt mesa]

Marocy bind

[signal oasis]

time to cook

[burnt mesa]

I need to learn how to play that against kid or kia

[tribal sage]

I play the mega knight opening - evo mega knight attack

it works usually

[burnt mesa]

😭 don't burn the pot

[signal oasis]

time to use my lv 99 rizz

[signal oasis]

nah bru the only thing amma burn is the kitchen

[tight parcel]

rizz

[signal oasis]

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[hexed oracle]

just be yourself

[signal oasis]

amma talk to her if i beat her in blitz

[hexed oracle]

lemme watch

[signal oasis]

💀 💀 am on an crazy tilt rn :Sob

[hexed oracle]

whats ur username

[signal oasis]

shes 2480 peak :sk

am 2396 peak

😭

[hexed oracle]

u cooked

[empty silo]

yoo i want to play some one around the elo of 550

[signal oasis]

nah i could beat her on a good day

[tight parcel]

i'll play

[hexed oracle]

"I could be Magnus on a good day" ass msg

[burnt mesa]

😭

[vocal musk]

i'm 2.1k elo wana play?

[signal oasis]

my peak and her current rating is like 15 points apart...

[torn sparrow]

2400s are overrated😴

[tight parcel]

I guess relatable

[hexed oracle]

if u cannot beat someone at any time then it doesnt matter

[tight parcel]

is this position winning or what

[burnt mesa]

I need to turn on zen mode

[torn sparrow]

its like +1

[hexed oracle]

i thought u do not play people lower rated than u ;-;

[torn sparrow]

its secret trick vro

[vocal musk]

i was kidding

[hidden fox]

Oh master of ducks I think I was given another chance and I made a new account with the stats of my old acc

[tight parcel]

a knight can still be taken back

[signal oasis]

so u r saying if someone of an equal skill to you , played u while u had to stay up for 36 hrs , no caffeine and they had 8 hrs of sleep , u would beat them?

or draw?

[torn sparrow]

wdym

[tight parcel]

like one knight is not a significant advantage

[torn sparrow]

actually it is

[signal oasis]

holy ragebait

[tight parcel]

I accidentally got into anichess

[torn sparrow]

even in bullet it is vro

[hexed oracle]

depends on how they play but the first thing you should ask yourself is why u not sleeping but instead playing chess

[torn sparrow]

it incrases winrate like by 20%

[tribal sage]

at your level a knight means nothing

[tight parcel]

uhm my statement contradicts that because I play the halloween gambit

[signal oasis]

chess>>>>>> sleep

[tribal sage]

that kinda shows that you're bad

[tight parcel]

saying im bad or good

[torn sparrow]

refuted

[tribal sage]

not at his level clearly

[signal oasis]

its 3 am rn and i gotta wake up at 7:30 , and am here tryna find catalan prep 😭

[tight parcel]

i only play halloween gambit for the season

[balmy python]

what is haloween gambet

[tight parcel]

crap there are little kids outside my house

[torn sparrow]

lowkey you just give the knight back and halloween gambits players resign

[hidden fox]

Guys i entered a chess tournament in my school guess what happened 😁

[hexed oracle]

U need sleep man to be in ur best shape to atract that girl like I tought u interested in that girl. What she gonna say if she sees you sleep deprived as hell

[tribal sage]

he's like 1000 or smth

[ornate gate]

no because like
I’m 500 elo
a knight is advantage obviously
not even looking at tactical side of it
a knight is 3 points

[tight parcel]

trick or treating at 5:19 PM y'all can't be deadas

[signal oasis]

:dawg i aint messaging her rn

[torn sparrow]

ok still vro

[shadow elbow]

I didn't sleep a single hour today 😞

[signal oasis]

if i get 2400 i will

[tight parcel]

ye, but you can still earn it bacl

[hexed oracle]

why

[hidden fox]

Its either chess or girls, cant be both 😔

[bleak adder]

Chess>>>>>>>women

[hexed oracle]

I do both tho

[signal oasis]

want that 2400 first to assert dominance

[tight parcel]

ye i am 1000

[hidden fox]

W

[ornate gate]

such is true
but until you earn it back your still at disadvantage

[hexed oracle]

Because I am perfect

[hidden fox]

Eh

[signal oasis]

whats ur age @hexed oracle

[bleak adder]

Kanye?

[hexed oracle]

17

[signal oasis]

holy unc

[hidden fox]

Hmmm

[balmy python]

Quasimodo predicted all this

[tight parcel]

i don't think ya should've answered

[hidden fox]

What are your favprite players

[hexed oracle]

.

[signal oasis]

amma just sleep since none of yall got catalan prep

[burnt mesa]

Can have both

[signal oasis]

whats ur ssn

[bleak adder]

https://tenor.com/view/predicted-sopranos-tony-soprano-james-gandolfini-quasimodo-gif-8251850505764889197

[burnt mesa]

[hexed oracle]

idgaf lad y'all can find my private info pretty fast if u would just search

[torn sparrow]

he did

[tight parcel]

alr then

[signal oasis]

@torn sparrow u play classical?

[balmy python]

Green what is ur favorite gambet opening

[torn sparrow]

nah

[torn sparrow]

c5 gambit

[hexed oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/perfect-cell-balling-perfect-cell-dragon-ball-z-ballin-cell-ballin-gif-6400456760564649584

[hidden fox]

[torn sparrow]

I dont remeber the name

[bleak adder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1296252548424142939/1423839760136536225/Muzamil.gif

[burnt mesa]

Why does chess dot com give someone so much anxiety

[torn sparrow]

ahh it was called samisch gambit

[burnt mesa]

like lichess doesn't

[bleak adder]

Chess overrated play shogi

[fleet dove]

samisch gambit is ass

[balmy python]

damn i dont play black in KID anymore

[fleet dove]

for white

[torn sparrow]

bro saved himself

[fleet dove]

slight ragebait

[torn sparrow]

keep studying caro

[tight parcel]

whats the samisch gambit

[burnt mesa]

Each time i see a kings Indian defence i just wanna quit

[empty silo]

i forgot how fun chess is

[balmy python]

y

[tight parcel]

king's indian gambit

[bleak adder]

He doesn't like indiand

[burnt mesa]

sh might be even more annoying than London

[tight parcel]

samisch gambit is annoying

[torn sparrow]

mf does not know the samisch gambit

[balmy python]

I never heard od it until now

[torn sparrow]

all these fakers

[hidden fox]

I forgot how much I used to blunder

[burnt mesa]

;(( i don't like it

[bleak adder]

Damn charlatans

[serene needle]

I blundered my queen… went to resign… and he blundered his RIGHT BACK as I hit resign 💀
worst throw of my life

[balmy python]

I dont play that king indian shit anymore i do the nimzo now

[hidden fox]

What is that

[signal oasis]

2300 btw , and he thought for like 15 seconds

if u cant see, that loses a bishop

[torn sparrow]

its secret vro

[balmy python]

indian war secrets

[burnt mesa]

Fr

[burnt mesa]

Should have waited

Instead of rage quitting

[hidden fox]

Ill study chess perhaps

[bleak adder]

Study the bongcloud opening

[burnt mesa]

I guess the only way to destroy caro kann is playing aggressive

[hidden fox]

Alrigh

[short prawn]

nice

[hexed oracle]

no fkn way he took 😭

[burnt mesa]

The back rank is insane

Even at that bro is up alot of pawms

😭

[shadow elbow]

What's the sandwich gambit bro

[hidden fox]

Too risky for me who blunders alot

[burnt mesa]

Yall should play the whale

[hexed oracle]

look at this bro
https://www.chess.com/game/live/144968833964

[frosty peak]

aktu12345 (1453) vs. Ereghedon (1476)

Move List

1. e4 c6 2. Nf3 d5 3. exd5 cxd5 4. d4 Nc6 5. Bd3 Bg4 6. h3 Bxf3 7. Qxf3 e6 8. Nc3 Nf6 9. Bg5 Be7 10. O-O-O Nxd4 11. Bb5+ Nxb5 12. Nxb5 O-O 13. g4 a6 14. Nc3 b5 15. h4 Nd7 16. Rd4 Bxg5+ 17. hxg5 Ne5 18. Qh3 Qxg5+ 19. Kb1 h6 20. f4 Qxg4 21. Qxg4 Nxg4 22. f5 exf5 23. Rf1 Ne3 24. Rf3 Rfe8 25. Nxd5 Nxd5 26. Rxd5 Re1+ 

[shadow elbow]

This gotta be made up

[hexed oracle]

U KNOW IT TOO :DDDD?

[shadow elbow]

What is the whale

[bleak adder]

Tell the women to make sandwiches

[balmy python]

[hexed oracle]

1.e4 e5 2.c4

[shadow elbow]

Quesadilla I don't think I know a single woman

[burnt mesa]

Yuhhhh

[hexed oracle]

lessgoo haven't played it since I was 1000

[burnt mesa]

E4 e5
C4

[shadow elbow]

Years?

[hexed oracle]

elo 🥀

[shadow elbow]

Oh

[shadow elbow]

Don't put the dying flower there like it's obvious

[hexed oracle]

I am eternal therefore I ain't bounded by years this is the power of the duck master

[hidden fox]

I beat an eight year old in chess i totally achieved something 😐

[indigo stream]

rate the checkmate

[shadow elbow]

It's ok just imagine it was magnesium chicken

[hollow sable]

Peak

[balmy python]

you ever beat a kid and they start crying 😂

[hidden fox]

Sadly no 😔

[hexed oracle]

I like to beat em kids when I play OTB it crushes em dreams xD

[shadow elbow]

I have bread