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[toxic yacht]

Yeah

[open prism]

uhhh bro why is it not updating

[strange yarrow]

alr

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> rffr904

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[lament vapor]

Anyone likes to play chess

[shadow elbow]

No

[celest marten]

Me

[torn maple]

I like to play chess

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Hassam (hazamics)

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Rapid: 370 (375 peak)

[lament vapor]

Hi

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> defantty

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Rapid: 1875 (2199 peak)
Blitz: 1740 (1788 peak)
Bullet: 1569 (1892 peak)

[warm siren]

paly me

[shadow elbow]

I think Ali is a bot

[celest marten]

So ur rating?

[supple plaza]

any1

https://link.chess.com/play/AHONhq

[shadow elbow]

Yeah... Very sour

[open prism]

let me check again

[marsh stag]

I JUST HAD MY FIRST ROOK SACRIFICE

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> mikhail_tai3

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Rapid: 386 (419 peak)
Blitz: 100 (294 peak)
Bullet: 601 (648 peak)

[celest marten]

😭

[open prism]

There we go

[torn maple]

Why you need their rating if you just wanna play a game?

[tacit wren]

|
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~-~-~-~-~-
What check mate is this

[open prism]

pin

[shadow elbow]

I'm guessing it was a brilliant

[lament vapor]

I did massaged you

[lethal chasm]

hello chat

[celest marten]

I mean i dont wanna win easily /lose badly

[shadow elbow]

Ladder mate

[nocturne plover]

F I'm so bad and everyone in chat is worse than me😭

[shadow elbow]

Doesn't matter if his reeting is 100 or 2000, just demolish hum

[tacit wren]

BRO

[burnt mesa]

Uu need aa coach

[shadow elbow]

Yeah?

[celest marten]

Alr sir

[fleet wolf]

can't you do Bf4 and if black does Rd8 you can do Rd1, in the end won't you get 2 minor pieces for 1 major piece and exchange would be equal in material

[lament vapor]

Hi

[mortal lynx]

☺️

[torn maple]

Hi

[shadow elbow]

Don't

[nocturne plover]

Qg4

[supple plaza]

plz verse me https://link.chess.com/play/7jbZKF

[burnt mesa]

I CAN BE

[fresh cliff]

buh

[shadow elbow]

Advising someone to get a coach is the worst advice ever

[nocturne plover]

I can coach you for 5 dollars

[burnt mesa]

That's why am here

[burnt mesa]

Mine is free

[open prism]

hmm

[shadow elbow]

So you're here to be the worst adviser?

[burnt mesa]

Hmmmmmm

[mortal lynx]

Wanna be a part of a chess experiment targeted for improvement? Hit me up!

[burnt mesa]

Yes

[open prism]

nothing happend

[fleet wolf]

ah ye ic my bad i judged hastily

[nocturne plover]

What's the rating of your coach I'm 188

[shadow elbow]

Fine by me

[burnt mesa]

1300

[supple plaza]

does anyone want to play

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Os🚗🚗🚗 (catty321)

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Name: Os🚗🚗🚗 (catty321)
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Rapid: 2394 (2413 peak)
Blitz: 2088 (peak)
Bullet: 1759 (1786 peak)

[burnt mesa]

M the coach btw

[shadow elbow]

I could try you out ruther ford

[open prism]

Me

[nocturne plover]

1300 can't be a coach bro they need a cach

[supple plaza]

https://link.chess.com/play/7jbZKF

[shadow elbow]

True

[supple plaza]

join

[open prism]

Scam

[supple plaza]

no

[open prism]

It says link.chess.com

[mortal lynx]

Ip grabber

[nocturne plover]

Who do you teach 100 elos?

[burnt mesa]

Anyone

[supple plaza]

wt else do u think

[shadow elbow]

Who?

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> pratham1111111111

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Rapid: 2416 (2427 peak)
Blitz: 2549 (2654 peak)
Bullet: 2600 (2689 peak)

[open prism]

<@&745328830649991179> he is scamming

[burnt mesa]

A n y o n e

[strange yarrow]

does any1 wanna play blitz

[nocturne plover]

You can't teach at 1300 bro it's s low a level

[burnt mesa]

Oops

[burnt mesa]

I can

[mortal lynx]

🤭

[supple plaza]

no

[burnt mesa]

I was taught by a 1100 elo

When i didn't know nothing bbout chess

[mortal lynx]

.😉

[nocturne plover]

Ok bro only people you can teach is who started chess yesterday

[burnt mesa]

I think thats 3months ago now look at me blunderiing my pieces

[supple plaza]

https://link.chess.com/play/aOIM7P

[open prism]

stfu

[burnt mesa]

[supple plaza]

wdym

[burnt mesa]

Ok

[supple plaza]

how am i scamming

[burnt mesa]

😭

[open prism]

link.chess.com is crazy

[supple plaza]

look at the screenshot

[open prism]

someone send a real link to differentiate

[open prism]

We aren't iq 21 vro

[supple plaza]

are u ment to frend or challenge

[open prism]

stay dead

[supple plaza]

wt

[strange yarrow]

yay

[mortal lynx]

He sent an actual link universal dont trip

[fleet wolf]

what are the scores of the rapid tournament going on with prag mag hikaru and fabi

[supple plaza]

wich country are u in

[open prism]

I live in Antarctica

South Pole

[quaint talon]

bro why does it say i made a brilliant move but there is none 😔😔

im gonna crash out

[supple plaza]

@open prism link.chess

[turbid terrace]

bro i just got paired against a 1250 elo bro wtf

[fleet wolf]

where can i see the points for rapid tournament going on in which prag magnus hikaru and fabi are participating

[open prism]

how the

[supple plaza]

LOL

now shut up

[sudden roost]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

[supple plaza]

https://link.chess.com/play/aOIM7P

[shadow elbow]

Should I amputate or do I take the 25 percent chance

[open prism]

vro i play on chess.com not the app ..

but I'm still not challenging you

[supple plaza]

vowwww

[supple plaza]

hes js scred

[fleet wolf]

no help 😔

[supple plaza]

lol

[shadow elbow]

No

[supple plaza]

lol

[supple plaza]

lol

[open prism]

Then challenge me

[supple plaza]

ok

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/boy-kisser-cute-dance-gregoria-gif-3795838309085519849

[turbid terrace]

why am i getting paired against tuff players

[shadow elbow]

Fate

[supple plaza]

send ur link

[burnt mesa]

Cuz u are tough

[drowsy pelican]

Just for the funnies

[open prism]

My username is Mikhail_Tai3

[shadow elbow]

Doesn't matter how high rated someone is, chess is a game of logic after all it's not about rank or title it's about your skill and intelligence

[open prism]

challenge up @supple plaza

[kindred crypt]

Such is lyfe, cc does that to me whenever I am only one win away from a milestone

[burnt mesa]

Well uhh ranks do matter

[shadow elbow]

No they dont

[drowsy pelican]

It’s the quantifiable version of it

[shadow elbow]

It isnt

[strange yarrow]

how does a 1580 blunder kg7

[shadow elbow]

He just does

[supple plaza]

check ur app

[drowsy pelican]

The whole idea of the elo system is that you gain rating by beating players, aka playing better than them

[kindred crypt]

You overestimate 1580s that's very normal

[shadow elbow]

Not really

[kindred crypt]

Exactly yeah

[strange yarrow]

no its not

[rare carbon]

Wdym

[kindred crypt]

Most 1500s I have played have done much worse than this I mean

[shadow elbow]

There's times where ive played better than someone and still lost

[rare carbon]

Why notations like these never pops up when I play hut pops up when Gotham plays?
Like even for mistake , inaccuracy and blunders. None shows up

[drowsy pelican]

Then you didn’t

[shadow elbow]

I did

The game rating and accuracy was higher

[drowsy pelican]

Time is important

(I’m assuming loss on time)

[shadow elbow]

No I resigned

[drowsy pelican]

💀

[kindred crypt]

Lmao

[turbid terrace]

i think he is reviewing

[rare carbon]

Ok

[shadow elbow]

My point still stands tho, right?

[drowsy pelican]

It’s not be all and end all but it is the most reliable way to estimate a person’s skill level

[shadow elbow]

I mean I could show you it's this game, I'm the one on the left

[drowsy pelican]

Interesting

[fiery chasm]

hello chat

[shadow elbow]

Psych ward?

[tacit wren]

You are a 100 elo right now, you shall understand when you are the right ELO

[fiery chasm]

i got a 90% accuracy with 2000 game rating

[shadow elbow]

What's your elo

[kindred crypt]

Nice

[fiery chasm]

1300 blitz

[rare carbon]

I climbed 140 withing 2 days wdym.. I am 360 now

[shadow elbow]

That's my game rating as a 700 rated

[fiery chasm]

1283 rapid

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> kwexe

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Rapid: 1287 (peak)
Blitz: 1300 (1323 peak)
Bullet: 1277 (1306 peak)

[kindred crypt]

My goat

[rare carbon]

-profile

Trash bot

[shadow elbow]

Hold on let me look for a game I did a while ago with someone that was high rated... I think I had 2000 game rating on that too, wait for me

[drowsy pelican]

I’m the guy on the right (the average rating was about 2300)

[kindred crypt]

' /profile ' is the command

[shadow elbow]

Why ain't I on there

[glacial solar]

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> atharva9097

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Rapid: 356 (605 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Os🚗🚗🚗 (catty321)

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Name: Os🚗🚗🚗 (catty321)
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Rapid: 2394 (2413 peak)
Blitz: 2088 (peak)
Bullet: 1759 (1786 peak)

[fiery chasm]

very cool

[tacit wren]

It's not even been 6months since u r here

[rare carbon]

Wtf

Bro is almost gm

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> lazy_failure

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Rapid: 2308 (2300 peak)
Blitz: 2202 (2245 peak)
Bullet: 2008 (2102 peak)

[tacit wren]

choose

[rare carbon]

@drowsy pelican accept me as your deciple

[kindred crypt]

No😭

[fiery chasm]

future titled player right here

[mint zodiac]

heyy

[drowsy pelican]

I’m 650 rating away from 2500 💀 (FIDE)

[fiery chasm]

hello

[mint zodiac]

who want to play

[rare carbon]

Accept me as your deciple you are also very high elo

[open prism]

@supple plaza I'm the noob right?

[rare carbon]

You are 2350

[kindred crypt]

Same💔

[mint zodiac]

i'm 257 elo but i can beat 2000 elo

[rare carbon]

How the f you get fide rating?

[fiery chasm]

thats actually good

[mint zodiac]

who wants to pllay

[fiery chasm]

play in FIDE Tournaments

[shadow elbow]

Yeah this one I found it

[glacial solar]

This Might help you!

[rare carbon]

@kindred crypt

[open prism]

Yeah honestly it will help him

[drowsy pelican]

Fide tournaments, just search up “Fide tournaments (your country)” and a fide website should come up with future tournaments you could go to

[mint zodiac]

come on man

[drowsy pelican]

The next one near me for classical is in December 🥀

[mint zodiac]

i'll beat u

[naive jolt]

Hi

[kindred crypt]

[rare carbon]

Bro i am so shit people can defeat me with pawns only

[drowsy pelican]

Eh we all started like that

[fiery chasm]

hello fellow BM

[mint zodiac]

who can beat me

[naive jolt]

At least they cant beat you with just a king

[burnt mesa]

Noo they cant

[rare carbon]

[naive jolt]

Hello

[rare carbon]

[shadow elbow]

I had a similar one look @fiery chasm

[turbid terrace]

how can opening be brilliant

[glacial solar]

No Even Magnus Can't do that stuff

[rare carbon]

Well I play shit

[fiery chasm]

very good

[shadow elbow]

I got a brilliancy in 3 moves

[rare carbon]

I like vishwanath anand

[burnt mesa]

Not everytime

[mint zodiac]

who wants to play nowww

[turbid terrace]

crazy

[drowsy pelican]

Ah damiano

[mortal bronze]

how are you potato

[glacial solar]

Even he can't do it

[rare carbon]

Bro had hunger at age 44 to be world champion and bro still was

[shadow elbow]

It's the knight thing

[naive jolt]

Unless you want to lose, you cant lose against worstfish

[drowsy pelican]

Yeah that’s what it is

[strange yarrow]

i got a brilliancy in 1 move trust

[glacial solar]

Even stockfish can't Defeat you with only pawn

[rare carbon]

Lol

[fiery chasm]

did opponent play f6 for no reasons at all

[native musk]

Reported

[mint zodiac]

who want to playyyy

[drowsy pelican]

e4 e5 Nf3 f6 Nxe5

[remote kettle]

Hi

[drowsy pelican]

Hello

[rare carbon]

So are you mys master from today onwards?

[fiery chasm]

"lets do the procedure"

[open prism]

get good

[mint zodiac]

would u want to play?

[leaden gust]

mate in 1 or be an asshole and take everything then mate in 8🤔

[strange yarrow]

interesting..

[native musk]

https://tenor.com/view/chesscom-chess-react-reply-kramnik-gif-26279262

[fiery chasm]

when you see mate in one look for a more disrespectful mate

[naive jolt]

My opponent just got defaulted and now I have to wait for 4 hours to get picked up. So annoying

[burnt mesa]

Blitz when

[drowsy pelican]

Yikes

[fiery chasm]

no wonder, i also got the same moves before

[mint zodiac]

don't be afraid from me

[shadow elbow]

Yeah

[naive jolt]

Brilliant moves change to great ones as elo increases

[burnt mesa]

Omgg am orange not red

[fiery chasm]

Damiano Defence worst defence prob for black oat

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> randomgamewatcher

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Rapid: 1366 (peak)
Blitz: 1381 (peak)
Bullet: 2106 (peak)

[rare carbon]

@drowsy pelican be my master when?

[remote kettle]

Ok

[fiery chasm]

bro grinded bullet for hours

[drowsy pelican]

Peak

[mint zodiac]

dm

[shadow elbow]

I'm bored I'm gonna go play some chess

[remote kettle]

I have not played

[shadow elbow]

Cya

[naive jolt]

Nah it was ez, only like 50 or so games

[remote kettle]

Just type my username

[open prism]

goodluck

[fiery chasm]

used to be good at bullet bur switched to longer time controls because i play like a drunk dude in bullet

[drowsy pelican]

Is this a concerning number of games? (I started July 2022)

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> mikhail_tai3

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Rapid: 390 (419 peak)
Blitz: 100 (294 peak)
Bullet: 601 (648 peak)

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Rapid: 390 (419 peak)
Blitz: 100 (294 peak)
Bullet: 601 (648 peak)

[naive jolt]

I was about to play chess game until my opponent got defaulted and now I have to wait for four hours.

[fiery chasm]

i started in 2022 too!

[native musk]

Why would it be

[drowsy pelican]

Rapid

[celest marten]

Nope its not

[drowsy pelican]

That’s good

[mint zodiac]

send it

[open prism]

Hmmm

[naive jolt]

No. I use lichess more tho coz its not p2w so I play more there

[open prism]

should I go for 400?

[remote kettle]

Bellelovelumpia

[strange yarrow]

so close to 1600

[open prism]

3 games

[naive jolt]

Give me all your account details and ill get you to 1600. Dont worry I definitely won't hack you

[burnt mesa]

Wanna lose elo quickly? I know the right place

[strange yarrow]

alr

[open prism]

No

[strange yarrow]

nah broo

1500 bullet people kinda trash

[mint zodiac]

accept challenge

[naive jolt]

Yeah. Play stockfish.

[burnt mesa]

PASS THAT ELO GNGG

[mint zodiac]

@remote kettle

[safe blade]

KRAMNIK: GOOD GAME, LETS DO THE PROCEDURE

[burnt mesa]

I need to start playing high eloo but they have too much ego

Which is 😭

[strange yarrow]

i lock in if my opponent is 100+ points higher rated than me

[naive jolt]

Some people high elo are nice

[open prism]

Maximum*

[strange yarrow]

yea 2ks have so much ego

[burnt mesa]

I Met magnus carlsen(copy) he was nice

[naive jolt]

I dont think in online chess, usually. Here I am at 2100 bullet

[strange yarrow]

they wont even talk to me 😔

[burnt mesa]

[naive jolt]

What does copy mean

[open prism]

copy

[burnt mesa]

A clone but he is 2200

[native musk]

Guys i did it im finally here

[burnt mesa]

Rated

[strange yarrow]

guys does magnus have ego

[burnt mesa]

Yuh

[naive jolt]

Well done. Just make sure you dont go too much down off the graph

[burnt mesa]

We al do just don't have tooo much

[drowsy pelican]

Yeah

[undone dawn]

Hi

[naive jolt]

Hi

[drowsy pelican]

Hi

[strange yarrow]

how do people even get to 2k

[naive jolt]

I need to ask chess.com to design a 'BM' flair

[strange yarrow]

impossible

[native musk]

Accepting youre bad is so much better than having a big ego

[safe blade]

Good job!

[safe blade]

well played!

[naive jolt]

True

[safe blade]

ty guys

[native musk]

Or well not accepting but convincing yourself

[undone dawn]

Dunning Kruger

[naive jolt]

Yeah big ego is bad for life

[drowsy pelican]

Yeah

[strange yarrow]

how so

[shadow elbow]

Bullets too ez when everyones just trying to be fast and does the worst blunders like ever

[native musk]

Any loss will damage it

[drowsy pelican]

Overconfidence

[undone dawn]

Tell that to mr kramnik

[burnt mesa]

am nothing like yall am better, stronger

[somber lark]

my graph is going up and down consistently

[burnt mesa]

[drowsy pelican]

Literally me 🥀

[strange yarrow]

what if u never lose

[shadow elbow]

🤔

[drowsy pelican]

It’s almost like a ZigZag

[burnt mesa]

Phonk music starts playing

[native musk]

Me too until i just decided to force myself in the lowest and never go back up

[drowsy pelican]

:slaps knees:

[naive jolt]

No one will like you

[native musk]

You can't

[undone dawn]

Even Magnus loses

[strange yarrow]

i wish that was true

[naive jolt]

Replace no one with most and it is

[drowsy pelican]

That’s the ideal scenario

[burnt mesa]

My king is safe

[strange yarrow]

not always though

[shadow elbow]

What does this even mean

Like squares controlled?

[naive jolt]

Well you'll have more things to worry about than that...perhaps cheating accusations. Cough cough

[burnt mesa]

I cant be checked from that diagonal since it's block by enemies pawn

[native musk]

How useful is a piece probably

[burnt mesa]

🔥 using em as shields

[chilly knoll]

hi chat

[native musk]

Good for positional

[shadow elbow]

What?

[native musk]

Rae8 was probably bad maybe rfe8 was better

[shadow elbow]

Makes sense

[undone dawn]

I had this app too

[drowsy pelican]

You can push pawns in front of your king as long as your pieces can defend the squares properly around the king and they’re not bogged down there

[burnt mesa]

I love it

[naive jolt]

If you win every game ppl gonna start accusing you for cheating, no?

[undone dawn]

Should we gatekeep?

[mint zodiac]

who want to play

[drowsy pelican]

Kramnik 😨

[shadow elbow]

Why don't the pawns have percentages

[burnt mesa]

Nahhh

[burnt mesa]

Cuz they arent really a piece

[mint zodiac]

who want to play

[remote kettle]

😢

[strange yarrow]

should i js never play a bullet game ever again and stay at peak

[marsh stag]

Chat who wanna see my first sacrifice?

[burnt mesa]

😭

[burnt mesa]

Did u losw

[undone dawn]

In chess right?

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> 05wa

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Rapid: 1006 (1019 peak)
Blitz: 1169 (peak)

[marsh stag]

yuhhhhh

[naive jolt]

If your peak is above 1800 yes

[remote kettle]

Yes

[strange yarrow]

awh

[burnt mesa]

Its alright u will win next time

[shadow elbow]

Why not? I mean eventually the pawn can promote to even the most powerful piece, the queen

[burnt mesa]

Gng am out here playing the whale

[remote kettle]

😢

[burnt mesa]

Its not important

[burnt mesa]

[strange yarrow]

guess what black played here

[shadow elbow]

I wouldn't say not important it's an important piece

[burnt mesa]

Takes rook

[naive jolt]

Qf2

[burnt mesa]

IT ISN'T

[strange yarrow]

no the best move would be Bg4

but black played Qxd3

[undone dawn]

Pin ze rook?

[shadow elbow]

I don't think you could beat anyone without pawns if they had pawns

[burnt mesa]

Not like pawns can move to another square they just go up

[naive jolt]

Almost as good as my move qf2

[burnt mesa]

U right

[burnt mesa]

Bro is so smart

[shadow elbow]

Is this because white can move the knight and fork the queen and rook?

[strange yarrow]

but now u will never guess what black played here

[undone dawn]

Botez gambit

[shadow elbow]

Pawn takes queen?

[native musk]

How is this a good move

[naive jolt]

Bf5

[strange yarrow]

yo u acc guessed it!

[undone dawn]

He played resignation?

[naive jolt]

I dunno abt you but I dont think pawns capture forwards

[strange yarrow]

what a move

attacking the undefended queen!

[shadow elbow]

Yeah buddy I know my stuff

[undone dawn]

Are you guys real GMs?

[shadow elbow]

Yeah

[naive jolt]

Bf5 would somewhat make sense in bullet in time pressure situation but otherwise its just dumb

[naive jolt]

No. Im better. I am a BM

[strange yarrow]

we both had 50 seconds

[burnt mesa]

Running out of time is painful 😣

[shadow elbow]

I think you should capture that free pawn Infront of the queen before it captures the queen

[burnt mesa]

I was winning gng

[naive jolt]

Yeah then bf5 is dumb

[slow folio]

yo what the heck...

[burnt mesa]

I WAS WINNING

[naive jolt]

Yeah I saw

[shadow elbow]

Was....

[naive jolt]

Strange underpromotioning daily puzzle

[burnt mesa]

RAWR I HATE BLITZ

[slow folio]

fr

[burnt mesa]

:((! Sucks

[undone dawn]

Rapid

[burnt mesa]

Rapid better life good

[shadow elbow]

I hate it too

[open prism]

One more game

[shadow elbow]

It's my least played mode

[frosty peak]

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1015 (1019 peak)
Blitz: 1169 (peak)

[undone dawn]

I'm new I ran out of time in a 30 minute rapid game

[chilly knoll]

nice

[mild quest]

Anyone wanna play 15 10

[burnt mesa]

Am out here thinking and one minute is gone

[naive jolt]

Why, i hate all time controls. I hate chess. I wish it never existed

[chilly knoll]

!15m really slow

[strange yarrow]

any1 wanna play 5 second bullet

[shadow elbow]

Yeah that's your problem right there, thinking

[open prism]

Amazing for a starter. You have learnt now!

[mild quest]

Good for improvement

[chilly knoll]

want play 5m ?

[burnt mesa]

:((( but i need to think

[strange yarrow]

bro im rlly bad at blitz but okay

[burnt mesa]

Turtled bread u want water with that?

[naive jolt]

Dont worry. At least you weren't my opponent yesterday who timeouted a 90+30 game

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> 7a42

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Rapid: 1459 (1673 peak)
Blitz: 1023 (1317 peak)
Bullet: 1582 (peak)

[chilly knoll]

username in chess ?

[shadow elbow]

It doesn't have to be a good move it has just to be a move that can distract the enemy for a few seconds

[strange yarrow]

send me a challenge

[strange yarrow]

7a42

[mild quest]

Anyone wanna play

[remote kettle]

I don't eat that

[deep linden]

im so pissed bro

[chilly knoll]

added

[deep linden]

hit my peak today and then jsut tilted

[undone dawn]

Magnum Carson 🤩

[strange yarrow]

accepted

[deep linden]

im actually pissed asf

🥀

[chilly knoll]

5|2 ?

[shadow elbow]

Magnesium chlorophyll is my idol

[open prism]

Happend to me yesteerday

[drowsy pelican]

Rip

[strange yarrow]

ye

[chilly knoll]

sent

[shadow elbow]

Guys how do I speed up rapid?

[deep linden]

cant get 2000 for gods sake vro

[strange yarrow]

i tilted 200 points on lichess yesterday

[naive jolt]

No this has to be cap

[remote kettle]

Who's that

[shadow elbow]

10 minutes is too long

[slow folio]

meanwhile I almost hit my peak and tilted to 1590s again 🥀

[naive jolt]

Time control?

[strange yarrow]

send again

[open prism]

@oak barn

[strange yarrow]

bullet

[shadow elbow]

Can't I like change rapid to 7 minutes?

[deep linden]

fun

[undone dawn]

Anish Giri head

[kindred crypt]

Heyy Yeaa,

[strange yarrow]

now im 1580 lichess bullet and 1580 chesscom bullet

[naive jolt]

Fair. Bullet is easy to tilt and also gain

[chilly knoll]

done

[remote kettle]

What

[deep linden]

isnt 10 rapid matches in a row a great idea

[shadow elbow]

True

[kindred crypt]

One match?

[tepid aspen]

you can break 2k

[undone dawn]

Chesscom is so capitalist

[naive jolt]

If you have the time and paitence

[shadow elbow]

Don't you say this every single time you talk

[open prism]

Yeah I have done that and won 10 in a row

[deep linden]

yeah november
just not today which i wanted

[strange yarrow]

wait i cant see ill send challenge rated or unrated?

[deep linden]

suck

[chilly knoll]

wtv u like

[limpid viper]

Skill issue

[remote kettle]

I am not good

[undone dawn]

Its almost No blunder November

[kindred crypt]

Me neither

[deep linden]

so true

[chilly knoll]

1m ? NO 5M BRO

[shadow elbow]

Bullet is my favurete gamemode it's just the perfect amount time

[burnt mesa]

Neither do i

[naive jolt]

Every month is a blunder month for me. Thats how i got my title of BM

[tepid aspen]

more of an achievement to climb past 2k

[deep linden]

have to play near damn flawless vro

[tepid aspen]

player pool drops off really quick

[kindred crypt]

Ur elo

[burnt mesa]

Is that silly ruby

[limpid viper]

You kinda got to get to 2k to do that

[kindred crypt]

?

[remote kettle]

487

[burnt mesa]

Oh nah

[shadow elbow]

Your profile looks like that woman from uh queens gambet

[deep linden]

https://tenor.com/view/bocchi-the-rock-bocchi-lonely-lonely-i-guess-i'm-lonely-gif-16270163550320223112

[burnt mesa]

No thats😧 alita

[kindred crypt]

Im 700, lets just play once, unrated

[shadow elbow]

I can't tell the difference other than hair color

[undone dawn]

I'm so bad 😭. An Indian man with 500 elo destroyed me

[shadow elbow]

I've got bad vision

[burnt mesa]

Yuh u right

[spring lion]

Im good wbu. Exams almost over 🙂

[deep linden]

unfortunately ill always be a rapid main unless maybe 3 2 blitz or 5 blitz

[undone dawn]

Nice guitar. Very jazzy

[shadow elbow]

I was a rapid main once ... Until I changed

[deep linden]

might try it

[tepid aspen]

@deep linden take a break gng

[plucky kelp]

Hello chat

[naive jolt]

Ngl 2k in bullet cheess com I personally found easy, on lichess 2k on any time control is easy, idk abt other chess com coz i only play bullet there. Also, this is my personal opinion

[shadow elbow]

Rapid was just too long for me ....

10 minutes is like waiting for eternity

[undone dawn]

So cool

[burnt mesa]

Chess dot come is made of chess beasts

[deep linden]

yes i have to do something anyway 🥀
if not ill prob keep going

[burnt mesa]

On lichess they are easier

[plucky kelp]

Fun fact: in the tournament I'm playing in the time control is 60 minutes per player

[undone dawn]

Lichess no paywall and taxes

[remote kettle]

😋

[undone dawn]

That's very overkill

[burnt mesa]

Save some for the boys

😭🔥

[shadow elbow]

I've been to tournaments before and honestly I never really get to use the time because I've always wanted to be done first so I could go home fast

[naive jolt]

In the one I just played it was 90+30. Last rnd finished for me a few min ago

[undone dawn]

Nacho

[burnt mesa]

I cant play classical my brain isnt built for that

[open prism]

How satisfying is this

[plucky kelp]

Nah I'd rather play 90 minutes.
I always get into low time and start panicking in 60 minutes 😭

[plucky kelp]

Fair enough

[naive jolt]

Longest otb time control i played i think is 1h 30m +30s increment + 30m after 40 moves

[nocturne plover]

That honestly looks like someone took a dump on chips

[burnt mesa]

So u an aggressive player

[plucky kelp]

Same

[open prism]

kinda

[willow owl]

How did it go

[undone dawn]

I'd probably die from an aneurysm with that much strain

[naive jolt]

You live in UK?

[nocturne plover]

Ye and who took a dump on this to get the thing on the other picture

[plucky kelp]

Just 1st round went by for now and I beat a 1690 rated

[remote kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/aespa-karina-reaction-mad-karomi-gif-21663789

[deep linden]

wild

[plucky kelp]

Nah I live in pizza country

[tepid aspen]

gj!

[naive jolt]

I just won a 90 30 game by default

[shadow elbow]

I've been playing for a while now on chess.com ... But I've never really had a goal until now. And it's to reach elo higher than 1250 in any category and I thought to myself that honestly if I were to continue my journey through rapid that it would take too long... But I tried out bullet and honestly it's the best solution! Althought its easy to lose elo in bullet.. it's also easy to gain elo and just the fact it's only 1 minute is what really got me hooked to bullet! And I eventually stopped doing rapid...

[naive jolt]

US?

[vocal cedar]

Hello chat

[plucky kelp]

What

[tepid aspen]

skull

[naive jolt]

Or italy

[limpid viper]

Try thinking faster vro

[remote kettle]

It's tasty shut up

[plucky kelp]

Yes

[tepid aspen]

what great advice

[burnt mesa]

Bullet is addictive

[shadow elbow]

Definitely

[naive jolt]

Some people mean different countries when they say pizza. Obviously Italy made pizza but Americans are famous for eating stuff like pizza

[limpid viper]

In 60 minutes there is one hour

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> learning tower of pizza (rhepih)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 756 (764 peak)
Blitz: 247 (266 peak)
Bullet: 405 (peak)

[undone dawn]

I think he's from New York

[tepid aspen]

how long have you been keeping this from us

[open prism]

Should I go for the final match to see if I win 10 in a row and get 400 elo chat

[burnt mesa]

I think u need to train your thinking in rapidz so your intuition will be more sharper u will recognise patterns quickly and respond faster

[naive jolt]

No way, sherlock

[remote kettle]

I will sleep bye

[undone dawn]

Hell naw 😭

[naive jolt]

Oh what the

[limpid viper]

Posted this screenshot too slowly sign of slow thought vro

[undone dawn]

[plucky kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/darkkolaa-boykisser-blink-tie-cat-gif-6129766452256130277

[burnt mesa]

Bro why lichess animation so goood

[deep linden]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-21809175

[tepid aspen]

as a legitimate chess coach my tried and proven advice is to practice the time control you intend to play and practice a time control about 1/4 of your desired time control in order to build intuition suitable for that speed of play

[naive jolt]

Why are the eyes circular agahuuughgh

[plucky kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/protogen-gif-7171157890867747761

[naive jolt]

Are you like 2400 fide or smth?

[undone dawn]

Wow

Very pro

[naive jolt]

That was a question

[open prism]

FINALLY 400 ELOOOOOO

[tepid aspen]

it is much more effective to walk through each intuitive judgement slowly than to rush and create a fast but incorrect assumption

[naive jolt]

Uh go on lichess and I bet you can get to at least 1500

[fresh cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/cool-fun-white-cat-dance-cool-and-fun-times-gif-11799819929106562141

[nocturne plover]

As a legitimate chess coach rated 1400 hits hard😮‍💨

[chilly knoll]

@strange yarrow good game

[open prism]

no

[undone dawn]

Jason Derulo teaches chess?😲

[naive jolt]

Why are you a 1400 rated coach

[open prism]

wooooo

[tepid aspen]

only people rated 1500 and above understand sarcasm

[plucky kelp]

Nice!! 🔥

[fresh cliff]

how is the otb

[open prism]

Thanks

[mortal bronze]

i had an exam today.

main exam starts from 10 november

[nocturne plover]

Ye I'm 200 makes sense

[naive jolt]

Or I could use common sense and deduction from what I see

[undone dawn]

Don't let a number define you

[plucky kelp]

I won in 1st round against a 1690 fide rated ^w^

[tepid aspen]

how are you in a 400 elo wide bracket

[plucky kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/protogen-kitsuonn-tail-wag-butterfly-gif-18551583

[burnt mesa]

♥️🙏

[nocturne plover]

Mine starts nov 6 and im almost guaranteed I'll either fail or just pass

[fresh cliff]

told you u got ts in the bag

[tepid aspen]

also play me or solve my puzzle

[bleak fiber]

Happy Halloween 👻 🎃

[open prism]

I'm no longer a 300 elo chess player I'm a 400 elo chess player

[naive jolt]

Well done

[nocturne plover]

What?
Na that is my old acc was 2k new is 1900

[mortal bronze]

12th right?

[maiden bison]

i just played the best move of my life

[undone dawn]

Very kool, Anish Giri head

[burnt mesa]

Congratulations

[mortal bronze]

mid terms shouldn't matter right? because only the boards count?

[open prism]

guys ever since I became Mikhail tal pfp and name I just won these many matches

[nocturne plover]

Ye 80% syllabus exam and schools only ask derivationa and shi i only study for mcqs for jee and suc at school exams

[burnt mesa]

Placebo

[naive jolt]

I've already played the best move of my life. 1.e4

[fresh cliff]

ello wsg kell

[open prism]

Maybe tal blessed me

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> mikhail_tai3

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 406 (419 peak)
Blitz: 100 (294 peak)
Bullet: 601 (648 peak)

[mortal bronze]

well for 12th you only need to do decent at boards

[burnt mesa]

Bro got that Tal pow er

[open prism]

Yessir

[nocturne plover]

Ye but the principle will make a mess I hate him he will call whenever anyone takes one leave and shi

[mortal bronze]

as long as you get 75%+ your boards marks won't really matter as long as you do well in jee

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> helpme_42

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Rapid: 732 (peak)

[tepid aspen]

u doing jee a?

[mortal bronze]

lol

[naive jolt]

Is 100 the lowest cc rating

[open prism]

Yes

[nocturne plover]

Ye

[rare carbon]

What was i supposed to do in each ?

[naive jolt]

Bc3 in first

[plucky kelp]

The game review of my 1st round OTB game:
Do you guys think it was a bit overkill?

[mortal bronze]

if you were going to focus on jee anyway you should have picked a school that was more lenient with these things

[undone dawn]

Gah dang

[naive jolt]

Qf1 second

[open prism]

Trade kings

[mortal bronze]

lmao

[tepid aspen]

what the prep

[nocturne plover]

Bc3
Qf1
Rc5

[deep linden]

🥀

[naive jolt]

Rc5 third yeah

[burnt mesa]

First one uf u notice u are attacking the knight twice

[quasi nova]

Bro who did you eviscerate

[burnt mesa]

So ill say take with check ✅ with bishop

[undone dawn]

My Asian parents would ask why no 100?

[plucky kelp]

LOL

[tepid aspen]

he played directly into your line?

[nocturne plover]

Wth is that 21 move theory

[rare carbon]

What about others

[deep linden]

daylight murder

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> AFM Luong Phuc Thinh (daiminghao)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1913 (1979 peak)
Blitz: 2011 (2063 peak)
Bullet: 2035 (2168 peak)

[open prism]

I have a slight suspicion on this guy

[nocturne plover]

Check my reply vro

[maiden bison]

crazy

[tepid aspen]

@nocturne plover play blitz

[plucky kelp]

I was out of theory here 😭

[nocturne plover]

Imagine being Afm😭

[rare carbon]

I am so stupid

[maiden bison]

It's just there for fun lol

[nocturne plover]

Na

[undone dawn]

I don't play blitz

[burnt mesa]

Black looks like he just aura farming

[rare carbon]

Yup.. after playing one move i couldn't figure out

[burnt mesa]

[plucky kelp]

A Furry Master

[uneven turret]

That’s a lovely move

[tepid aspen]

i mean you gotta take right

[nocturne plover]

What is this openinga scandi or weird nimzo

[uneven turret]

a fuwwy mastwer :3

[plucky kelp]

It's a sicilian najdorf

[plucky kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/protogen-kitsuonn-tail-wag-butterfly-gif-18551583

[tepid aspen]

takes takes and you open everything up

[spring lion]

Omg that's when mine ends lol. Happy studying XD

[nocturne plover]

Makes sense I don't know it I get out of studying theory by playing alapin

[rare carbon]

I wanna improve in chess. Specailly middle game and transition of opening to middlegame.. anyone nice guy wanna play with me and tell how can I improve?
Note:- I am 1 week old chess player

[burnt mesa]

When am back home

[spring lion]

We can suffer in distress together @mortal bronze 😂

[rare carbon]

Road to 2500* elo in 1 year🫂 🫂 🫂

[undone dawn]

Trade pieces

[uneven turret]

Buddy if you just played last week just don’t hang pieces

[burnt mesa]

Against alpin just take the center gng

[tepid aspen]

@uneven turret 3 | 0?

[rare carbon]

Welp 🥲. I suck at that

[nocturne plover]

250

[undone dawn]

Kramnik has lots of YouTube views 😲😲

[nocturne plover]

Ok 1000

[uneven turret]

it’s midnight I’d rather not

[plucky kelp]

Here's a question:
Would you guys play Qxh1 or gxf6 here?

[burnt mesa]

If they delay taking the full center as white u should take it

[tepid aspen]

i'm 2 beers deep

[rare carbon]

I dont.. opponent forces me with fork and etc

[tepid aspen]

run the ones

[rare carbon]

You are 2200

[uneven turret]

Isn’t this a Tal game

gxf6 intermezzo

[tepid aspen]

what the pattern recognition

[limpid viper]

Gxf6

[plucky kelp]

No it's my game
||and no gxf6 unfortunately just leads to equal material 😭||

[nocturne plover]

gx Rxf1 fxg7 savage

[undone dawn]

I can't even speak notation man 😭

[burnt mesa]

Same

[undone dawn]

Too many sweats

[burnt mesa]

[uneven turret]

Notation is entry-level shit wdym

[junior void]

what about gxf6 Rxf1 fxg7

[rare carbon]

Well I am 360 elo and everyone loves center here

[deep linden]

qxh1 ig

[limpid viper]

It’s simple just take a minute to learn

[plucky kelp]

You gotta be 1000 elo to unlock notation

[burnt mesa]

pony bishop and queen

[limpid viper]

I’ve seen lower know it vro

[plucky kelp]

gxf6 Rx1 fxg7 Rxf3 g8=Q+ Bf8 Nxf3 is literally just equal

[tepid aspen]

you play the gangster fxg7 after rf1

[rare carbon]

Any one who wanna play with me and test my small brain?

[undone dawn]

I'm still 500 2 years later

[rare carbon]

I am 360 🥲

[undone dawn]

When's the next album dropping?

[junior void]

yeah was just a consideration

[deep linden]

ey i got the right move

[chilly knoll]

2 years berfore i was 200 elo

now i am 1k elo

[plucky kelp]

Yup!
In the game I REALLY wanted to be like Tal and play gxf6 but saw that it didn't lead me anywhere and I could also be worse because my opponent has the bishop pair.
So I opted for the right move which was Qxh1

[undone dawn]

Very epic

[uneven turret]

Yeah nvm I got confused with some Tal game where he took on f6 then g7 to promote

I couldn’t find that game

[tepid aspen]

take the aggressive route and never look back (or forward)

[uneven turret]

So maybe I’m hella trippin’

[undone dawn]

Do guys play for fun or for a career?

[plucky kelp]

Yeah I know that game. And trust me I was thinking of that game too while playing

[mortal bronze]

start the grind once it's over

[burnt mesa]

Maybe its a myth but if u play the grob your bishop is given invisibility powers

Or borg

[plucky kelp]

I play for fun

[limpid viper]

Fun

[plucky kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/protogen-kitsuonn-tail-wag-butterfly-gif-18551583

[tepid aspen]

social leverage (also fun sometimes)

[limpid viper]

Basically everyone here plays for fun

[spring lion]

Start the tilt u mean

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/boy-kisser-cute-dance-gregoria-gif-3795838309085519849

[plucky kelp]

TRUEE

[spring lion]

Does it look like we can make money of chess 💀

[uneven turret]

If you play chess for a career you’re either titled and old enough to drink or you’re underaged and can’t even speak comprehensible words

[plucky kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/protogen-gif-7171157890867747761

[uneven turret]

No inbetween

[burnt mesa]

Playing ♟️ to get money is kinda hard

How to be broke 101

[subtle cradle]

most people think its ez after watching queens gambit

[burnt mesa]

😎 I'll sell jeans

[undone dawn]

Nah you're playing to impress the baddies

[mortal bronze]

i swear i have seen this in some popular gm game

[subtle cradle]

HOW DO U KNOWW ?

[tepid aspen]

the theme is always the same

[burnt mesa]

They finna know am intellectually capable

[mortal bronze]

tal was it? and he played gxf6 iirc

[burnt mesa]

[plucky kelp]

Yeah I was thinking of the same exact Tal game you're thinking of when I got to that position.
Unfortunately gxf6 doesnt work

[subtle cradle]

tal was an absolute legend

[mortal bronze]

awh

[junior void]

gxf6 is still good for white but nowhere near as good as Qxh1

[mortal bronze]

yeah the queen is also hanging i guess

[mortal bronze]

be positive

[mortal bronze]

hi translucent

[spring lion]

I'll pla some bullet and see if I tilt hahaha

[plucky kelp]

If I had a nickel for everytime my OTB classical games in the sicilian najdorf Bg5 variation looked like Tal games I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

[undone dawn]

Should we study Tal games?

[plucky kelp]

I already have studied a lot of them.
He's just a magician idk what to tell you

[shadow elbow]

There's this under the radar anime that I've been watching for a few days, it's called one piece, y'all heard of it before?

[frail saddle]

🤨

[spring lion]

Oh u have 2?

[undone dawn]

Is it good?

[plucky kelp]

2200

[shadow elbow]

Yeah it's pretty good I'm on episode 97 rn

I can't believe it has 1000+ episodes tho

[plucky kelp]

Hi a literal chess potato

[frail saddle]

2224

man these the bums im playing bruhh

[tepid aspen]

the final frontier of chess

[plucky kelp]

If he was playing from black in that position he would play Rd2+ because its a fork :3

[frail saddle]

YEAH BRUH I WAS ABOUT TO DO THAT TOO

then i went wait what squares is his queen covering

then i went wait his queen is looking at mine

[plucky kelp]

High elo isn't about being good at chess.
It's about stopping yourself from playing dumb moves

[steep roost]

[Event "hateanimeee vs ELMOBARRACK"]
[Site "Chess.com"]
[Date "2025-10-31"]
[White "hateanimeee"]
[Black "ELMOBARRACK"]
[Result "1-0"]
[WhiteElo "753"]
[BlackElo "736"]
[TimeControl "600"]
[Termination "hateanimeee won by checkmate"]

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 f6 4. Nc3 Na5 5. Qe2 Nxc4 6. Qxc4 d6 7. d3 Qe7 8. Be3
   Be6 9. Qb4 O-O-O 10. Bxa7 Qd7 11. O-O d5 12. Qb5 c6 13. Qa4 Ne7 14. Rad1 Bg4 15.
   b4 Bxf3 16. gxf3 f5 17. exd5 Nxd5 18. Nxd5 Qxd5 19. c4 Qxf3 20. b5 Bc5 21. bxc6
   Rxd3 22. cxb7+ Kxb7 23. Rb1+ Kc7 24. Qa5+ Kd7 25. Rb7+ Kc6 26. Rc7+ Kd6 27.
   Qxc5+ Ke6 28. Rc6+ Kf7 29. Rc7+ Kg6 30. Qxe5 Qg4+ 31. Kh1 Rhd8 32. Qxg7+ Kh5 33.
   Qxh7+ Kg5 34. Be3+ Kf6 35. Qh6+ Ke5 36. Re7# 1-0

My elo rating for this game was 100😭😭😭😭😭i had 36% accuracy lmfaoooo

[high ether]

bro ihave been playing chess since like 5 years and am still stuck on 300elo

[plucky kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/protogen-kitsuonn-tail-wag-butterfly-gif-18551583

[steep roost]

Somehow still won thi

[frail saddle]

well said boss

[spring lion]

Hi a literal cat!!!

[somber lark]

Its blitz 🥺

me go boom boom in blitz fr

[plucky kelp]

I still have to finish drawing my new pfp so I'll be known as something else rather than a cat 😭
Zig is already best chess cat so what's the point 😔

[slow folio]

hello Max Verstappen

[limpid viper]

nah pretty underground

[slow folio]

btw hi there Torbith

[plucky kelp]

Hai Eli! :3

https://tenor.com/view/protogen-gif-7171157890867747761

[slow folio]

@plucky kelp @spring lion 🗣️

[plucky kelp]

Congrats! 🔥

[slow folio]

Meow, thank you!

[topaz mango]

congrats!

[somber lark]

im myself :3

[plucky kelp]

Meow, my pleasure. ^w^

[somber lark]

max is the goat

[plucky kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/protogen-kitsuonn-tail-wag-butterfly-gif-18551583

[topaz mango]

whats with the meowing

[slow folio]

tks mate!

[slow folio]

tu du du du 🗣️ 🔥

[topaz mango]

shocking information

[somber lark]

I'm semi retired

[topaz mango]

what does semi retired mean

[plucky kelp]

Some people meow because they like meowing (example: Eli)
And some people meow because they are furries :3
(example: me)

[slow folio]

bcuz im talking to a cat btw

[somber lark]

not locking in 😔

[topaz mango]

https://tenor.com/view/seriously-side-eye-confused-gif-8776030

oops no gif perms

[topaz mango]

lol same

[plucky kelp]

Bro didnt connect his account

[topaz mango]

yes im in the darkside

[slow folio]

I have always been waiting for this

[plucky kelp]

I really gotta finish drawing my new pfp 😭

[topaz mango]

ik how to connect

i wont

[slow folio]

ah mb

thenn…

[topaz mango]

join the darkside of just joined people

[plucky kelp]

Ok no gif perms for u then uwu

[topaz mango]

:(

/trustcd

[plucky kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/protogen-primagen-furry-sudo-dance-gif-25166413

[topaz mango]

nothing happened

[plucky kelp]

💀

What do you guys think about my performance in the 1st round of an OTB tournament? (I was white)

[torn sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1410749138169102478/kramnik_fade.gif

[topaz mango]

nice fish, jk well done

[plucky kelp]

That could not have been timed better 😭

[nocturne plover]

2nd time posting this let's count

[topaz mango]

https://tenor.com/view/vladimir-kramnik-kramnik-typing-interesting-chess-gif-3546551764425277288

just click the link lmao

[plucky kelp]

Why u still trying 💀
Join the side of the connected people! :3

[topaz mango]

i shall be part of the darkside

[plucky kelp]

U get access to embed perms!

[topaz mango]

whos perms and why do i need to bed them

[nocturne plover]

I got a free coach guys

[plucky kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/darkkolaa-boykisser-blink-tie-cat-gif-6129766452256130277

[shadow elbow]

I think so yeah

[torn sparrow]

aura

[kindred crypt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1432755806075617290/IMG_0849.gif

[shadow elbow]

Parmesan

[topaz mango]

i dont like cheese much

[plucky kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/protogen-kitsuonn-tail-wag-butterfly-gif-18551583

[shadow elbow]

Don't bed them then

[topaz mango]

fair enough

[torn sparrow]

dont scam my gif vro

[kindred crypt]

[torn sparrow]

all these scammers in chesscom dc increasing

[shadow elbow]

Y s

[topaz mango]

are you speaking as their representative

[torn sparrow]

no I am infact not a scammer i am the one being scammed

[topaz mango]

i see. if u know ur being scammed, how r you being scammed

[torn sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/homeless-nah-id-win-gif-11399565856913576326

[topaz mango]

a scam by definition implies the victim is none the wiser of the impending act

[shadow elbow]

Y ah hy re y u a ctin a repre n ative?

[torn sparrow]

shush

https://tenor.com/view/anthony-mackie-laugh-try-not-to-laugh-anthony-laugh-gif-4264565357610009154

[topaz mango]

i would send u a gif but i cant :(

😂

[shadow elbow]

Why not

[topaz mango]

join the darkside to know

[shadow elbow]

Who wouldn't like a gift

[topaz mango]

fair

[rare carbon]

Education please

[raven lance]

im now trusted

[shadow elbow]

Just ask each one of those friends $10 each

[topaz mango]

100mil friends is too much

[nocturne plover]

Bxd4 was a free knight bro

[raven lance]

$100 million dollars because those friends aint getting me money 🥹

[torn sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/blackbeard-blackbeard-writing-taking-notes-writing-gif-17583038544116987898

[robust furnace]

The person who chose 100 million dollars is sad

[topaz mango]

after Nxf6 ur bishop drops with check

[shadow elbow]

Literally who would pick 100mil friends

[orchid meteor]

after Nxf6 Qxf6 there is Qxe4+

[lament vapor]

Anyone likes to play chess

[shadow elbow]

No

[orchid meteor]

no, go ask in a chess server

[shadow elbow]

Yeah

[plucky kelp]

Just ask each of them for $2 dollars.
Boom $200 million dollars

[strange yarrow]

100 mil friends is too much

i cant talk to all of them bro

[shadow elbow]

Do you know how long it would take to ask each one for $2 each

[strange yarrow]

how would i even remember who is who

[torn sparrow]

would take you 60 years of your life considering 10 seconds per ask

[nocturne plover]

You'll take 1000 years to seee and ask 100 mil friends bud and to get

[topaz mango]

yea and 99.9% would drop you

[robust furnace]

Because as I said, 100 million loyal friends. That means they're loyal to you, which means if you ask each of them for $1 each everyday, you will get $100 million dollars everyday. And if you vote for president, you will get 100 million votes and you instantly elect for president.

[timid hull]

Guys what's the right move here, it took me 2 hours to find and I wanna know if I'm just slow as hell or if it's actually hard to find (it's a daily game with one of my friends btw)

[torn sparrow]

trust vro

[shadow elbow]

Bro I have less than 0 friends

[topaz mango]

so a cult

[shadow elbow]

I'm happy tho

[nocturne plover]

Every day what do you think you are super flash?

[shadow elbow]

Actually I've thought of something

[topaz mango]

how do you even send 100mil texts a day

[torn sparrow]

you have no way to contact them or even remeber their names

[shadow elbow]

Elect yourself president and since they're loyal then

[orchid meteor]

i dont see why u would just play castles considering ur 2 pawns up

[nocturne plover]

Bro just saw a YouTube short and didn't think and posted it here directly

[robust furnace]

I already said that in my previous message

[plucky kelp]

Nah just use an online tool to automatically put each of their contacts in one group chat and then type: "Yo can you guys cashapp me 2 dollars?"

[topaz mango]

too much computing power required

[timid hull]

His queen can take the b pawn and get a free rook

[torn sparrow]

bro lets assume he is the creator and secretly a genius and has a iq over 100

[shadow elbow]

How loyal we talking?

[orchid meteor]

there is Nd2

[topaz mango]

bro.

[shadow elbow]

I have alot of ideas with 100 million loyal friends.....

[jovial gyro]

Isnt this a Chess server?

[plucky kelp]

Loyal idk. They're loyal.
Only thing is if they're broke

[topaz mango]

nope

[jovial gyro]

Oh