💬〡chess-talk

[opaque jolt]

eh

[cerulean crane]

I destroyed a 2200 in 30 seconds theres no way

[severe yew]

Where the hell do I find the rules

[hexed ocean]

I JUST LOST SO MUCH ELO

[opaque jolt]

oh it got connected so quickly

[inner grotto]

When did puzzles give so much elo?

[opaque jolt]

last time it was hours

[somber oak]

Thank me later

[opaque jolt]

lol alright

[somber oak]

Just one cookie lol

[hexed ocean]

0/10 ragebait

[rustic hull]

elo?

i thought it was rating are they different

[torpid magnet]

Hello

[worn agate]

yo guys do yall know what the best feeling is?

[loud river]

maybe because you are also 2200

[vocal musk]

this is an old meme

[elder dust]

Post nut clarity

[vocal musk]

<@&745328830649991179> sexual

[opaque jolt]

the best possibly pain, the most pleasant one is idk a satisfaction from something

[hexed ocean]

guys i need help

[elder dust]

Not sexual btw.

[opaque jolt]

what about the pk guy

[hexed ocean]

help me

[elder dust]

Refers to the dopamine release and the increase focus after the thing

[vocal musk]

where?

[elder dust]

Not the actual thing. Stupif

[worn agate]

💀

[opaque jolt]

@vocal musk

[vapid mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-what-monkey-the-hell-gif-20954176

[worn agate]

nah bro its ts

[opaque jolt]

hm idk

[vocal musk]

reported

[opaque jolt]

just count some variations

[vocal musk]

he deleted it

[opaque jolt]

forcing lines

[opaque jolt]

it will be in logs

[hexed ocean]

THIS WAS THE MOVE???

[opaque jolt]

yeah

[oblique bloom]

I remember neurolink guy

[opaque jolt]

so you take his rook and his knight

[hexed ocean]

he can do that too tho no?

[vocal musk]

who is u . idk u

[opaque jolt]

do what

[hexed ocean]

Win knight and rook

[oblique bloom]

Yes you don't know me

[opaque jolt]

yeah but you're up a queen in that sentence

[vocal musk]

why do u know me

[proven nacelle]

I see a move but idk if I can tell

Is it a puzzle or a game

[oblique bloom]

Cause I used to talk here 1 year ago

[opaque jolt]

probably a puzzle

[nimble arch]

damm

[hexed ocean]

Also, in this position after stuff clears up, sure white is winning, but its very tricky cause of blacks passed pawn, I dont see why I would ever sac my rook like that as a mere human

[opaque jolt]

is it tricky?

[opaque jolt]

just calculate some moves ahead

[hexed ocean]

Yea, blacks rook completely stops movement

[opaque jolt]

you take their knight and block their pawn

[hexed ocean]

Blacks move

[opaque jolt]

ah but it doesn't help

d2 qxg4 and idk what black could try

rd8 qd1 and their rook is also blocked

[oblique bloom]

White or black to play ?

[opaque jolt]

as your queen, so you could just push e3 and bring your king closer

[robust furnace]

I mean it's just a rook trade

[hexed ocean]

this aint a puzzle, its the aftermath of a puzzle

[robust furnace]

Take the knight on g4 to prevent promotion

[hexed ocean]

its blacks move in that position

[robust furnace]

Bruh ;-;

[hexed ocean]

you can see by the highlighted squares on where blacks passed pawn can move

[elder elm]

this is nasty but it kind of makes sense

[robust furnace]

If he moves the passed pawn, take the knight to prevent promotion, but give me some variations

[hexed ocean]

I bet it was a 3000 rated puzzle

[hexed ocean]

I moved on to another puzzle, you can make variations yourself sorry

[robust furnace]

Study endgame first, the purpose of middlegame is to direct it into endgame

Opening -> Endgame -> Middlegame

[opaque jolt]

yeah it's probably useful to study endgames for guys who are like advanced level

[kindred crypt]

great, i've already learned quite a bunch of endgame theory, so now i just need to read Sheshevsky's general strategy before leaving endgames for a while

<@&745328830649991179>

[finite topaz]

take knight

[kindred crypt]

openings dont really matter ngl

[vocal musk]

<@&745328830649991179> scammer spammer

[hexed ocean]

black, to, move

[opaque jolt]

indeed

[elder elm]

maybe, but the decisive winning aspect for white is a little obvious. smplifying down to rook versus queen (assuming the game follows that line) is simply more favorable for white

[opaque jolt]

until everyone knows what they're doing tho

[finite topaz]

black is just losing

[robust furnace]

Openings matter if you are not a Theoretician

[hexed ocean]

Still extremely confusing, especially from a 1400 POV like me

[hexed ocean]

Yea we established that

[finite topaz]

So whats the puzzle

[opaque jolt]

although it's a subjective thing

[kindred crypt]

i thought you were 2200 lmao

[opaque jolt]

realistically openings start to matter around 1800 probably

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> jaydenchess64

This is the Chess.com profile of jaydenchess64. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 581 (956 peak)
Blitz: 408
Bullet: 363

[opaque jolt]

or generally in blitz

[robust furnace]

Gng im not 2200

[elder elm]

oh don't worry im around 1600-1800 lol. hindsight definitely plays a role. i wouldn't have found that in a game.

[robust furnace]

😭

[hexed ocean]

Good to know I aint alone lmao

[elder elm]

but just thinking about endgame simplification, white has the more active Queen versus black's passive rook, has ideas on the 7th rank and a slight material advantage

[kindred crypt]

goddamit im 1800

[robust furnace]

Chess.com decided to give me strong opponents after they see my win streak and I lost alot of elo because of the stronger opponents

[kindred crypt]

why am i taking studying advice from a 600

[vapid mesa]

You set your rating for searching

[opaque jolt]

yeah so you better be familiar with ideas of your openings

[robust furnace]

Rating doesn't matter, experience matters

[opaque jolt]

like what are the common plans

[elder elm]

i just play the king's indian on black. i find it to be a very nice system, consolidates defense early and transitions into attacking ideas in the middle and on the queen side

[kindred crypt]

experience is rating

[hexed ocean]

This is taking so long

[robust furnace]

If you don't want to take my advice then go find some grandmaster coach advice or smth

[kindred crypt]

experience is practical study and theorical study combined, which in turn make rating

[vapid mesa]

If you got lots of experience and low rating you are doing something wrong

Or you just don’t care

[kindred crypt]

hence you being 600 have no experience on me being 1800, hence i should ignore your advice

[opaque jolt]

idk, there's some folks who get stuck at lower plateus and still play thousands games

rating is consistensy at effective training

[kindred crypt]

experience isn't only playing, it is also studying and learning

[opaque jolt]

hm

[vapid mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-cat-gif-26157128

[robust furnace]

They don't analyse their games and correct their mistakes, instead after they win/lose they instantly play another game 🫠

[opaque jolt]

yeah and it's the best approach probably

[elder elm]

this is especially true if you do it with other people. even super GMs have coaches for a reason

[opaque jolt]

to have fun

[loud river]

this is confirmation bias

[robust furnace]

I need a coach bruh, I need to get CM level in a couple of years

[loud river]

even though i tell myself the same thing playing bullet

[opaque jolt]

how do you know that

that you need cm level in a couple years

[robust furnace]

Because I want to get CM level in a couple of years or even better a shorter time-frame 🫠

[kindred crypt]

how long have you been playing?

[elder elm]

doesn't CM take like 5 years of regular playing and norms lol

for a normal person **

[kindred crypt]

no norms

[opaque jolt]

set smaller goals so you won't get frustrated and stuff

[summer lintel]

Yo

[kindred crypt]

conditional cm has norms

[summer lintel]

Emir where r u from

[robust furnace]

1 month and a few days

[kindred crypt]

the hell is conditional cm

[kindred crypt]

Philippines

[opaque jolt]

like for shorter time periods

[summer lintel]

Nice

[elder elm]

oh i thought any masters ranking required norms

[kindred crypt]

you need to change your study approach, you should be already 1000 if you aim for CM in a couple of years

[robust furnace]

@opaque jolt my goal rn is 700 elo

[robust furnace]

Teach me

[opaque jolt]

yeah hf achieving that

[kindred crypt]

like if you win a zonal or an olympiad tournament you get a conditional title, and you need a required rating to get that title, like imagine i win an olympiad and i get conditional GM, i still need to reach i think 2300 before it is awarded to me the GM title

[kindred crypt]

i can give you a study plan if you want

[opaque jolt]

under 1000 people should just get familiar with opening principles probably

[kindred crypt]

by norms we mean like IM norms, not elo requirements

[robust furnace]

Tbh it's prob 9 days of playing chess because Im so tilted that I played other games to release the stress @kindred crypt

1 month and a few days is my chess.com account age

[elder elm]

wait so you can become CM from elo alone?

woah

[kindred crypt]

yah

[elder elm]

that's very motivating to play otb again lol

[opaque jolt]

it's better to quit playing if you get tilted

[kindred crypt]

i know someone whos CM and 2000

[opaque jolt]

a general advise is to stop playing after 2-3 losses in a row

[kindred crypt]

it's 2200 fide elo

[sudden trail]

Yeah, take a break after consecutive losses, and 2200 FIDE and you need to fill out some paperwork and get nominated by your country or something like that

[robust furnace]

Yeah, people think they gonna have a winning streak after 2-3 losses in a row

[vocal musk]

hi please ocnnect your account for trusted role

[kindred crypt]

or 2000 based on how you get it

[kindred crypt]

we're talking on elo alone

[sudden trail]

How?

[vocal musk]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHVsNnZza2tvb2lkOXJyOWJ3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tI0a0QzIRmzDShP23b/giphy.gif

[robust furnace]

@kindred crypt

[kindred crypt]

thats why i said based on how you get it

[sudden trail]

Thank you!

[robust furnace]

9 days of playing and 590 elo isn't that badddddd?

;-;

[kindred crypt]

do you study openings?

[opaque jolt]

yeah it's probably average

[hexed ocean]

yey

[opaque jolt]

maybe better that average

[sudden trail]

boom

[robust furnace]

Full on theory on black and Jobava London on White

[sudden trail]

Connected to discord

[kindred crypt]

yeah?

[opaque jolt]

eh it's not a good idea

[robust furnace]

Check my reply

[kindred crypt]

never study openings at your level just pawn structures

[kindred crypt]

we're not talking about active study days, we're talking since the moment you started playing seriously

[sudden trail]

What is his level

[opaque jolt]

just get familiar with general things to do in openings

[sudden trail]

or her level

[kindred crypt]

better to know what to do if the opposing side deviates

[opaque jolt]

watch some videos about general opening principles

[sudden trail]

In general learn the principles and positional play

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/boy-kisser-cute-dance-gregoria-gif-3795838309085519849

[robust furnace]

Oh

[loud river]

i hit 1800 elo after 2 years

[kindred crypt]

Congrats!

[loud river]

actually more like 1.5

so 2 years 2000 elo is doable

[cedar torrent]

Is 700 elo good for one month playing

[loud river]

thank you bub

[kindred crypt]

Yep!!

[opaque jolt]

yh

[kindred crypt]

if we were counting that i wouldn't be playing for 10 months, but probably for only 3-4

[robust furnace]

im 590 elo and somebody has 2000 game rating and his 650+ elo

2000 elo game rating

;-;

[kindred crypt]

elo game rating doesn't mean a thing

it's inflated to create you an ego, it has been proven to be fake

[robust furnace]

Uh can you give me the study plan

[kindred crypt]

tf you need a study plan for 💔

dont you guys feel constricted by study plans

i just study what i want

[opaque jolt]

check some videos on youtube on opening principles

[kindred crypt]

DM me and i'll give it to you whenever i connect back

[opaque jolt]

that's all you need so far I'd say

[proven nacelle]

2384 in blitz now guys, I am scared to fall back to 2300 if I start playing again

[loud river]

watch sadistic tushi youtube

[elder dust]

2k in a year is doable

[loud river]

if you have no life

[elder dust]

Yep

[kindred crypt]

do you study theory?

[civic pasture]

Crazy

[loud river]

i do some chess.com lessons for endgame theory

but i dont remember any

[hexed ocean]

Is there a place where I can give feedback to chess.com

[kindred crypt]

opening theory

[kindred crypt]

not endgames

[loud river]

my opening theory comes from youtube shorts

and experience

[kindred crypt]

do you study pawn structures?

[loud river]

um, i just try to avoid isolated pawns and backward pawns

[kindred crypt]

better to study structures instead of theory cause if your opponent deviates at least you know what to do

[loud river]

or doubled

[kindred crypt]

no structures like Najdorf type I, Najdorf type II, Carlsbad, Isolani, hanging pawns etc.

[kindred crypt]

cause like if your opponent deviates from the mainline you still know what to do

[loud river]

interesting

i've nebver heard of all that

ill take a look

[elder dust]

Check this amazing website i found literally one of the best learning resource

https://www.qchess.net/danya

You can even learn danya's jobava london

[pale apex]

Anyone over 1800 wanna play unrated.

Referring to rapid

[mild herald]

play me pal, i'm 250 elo, don't duck the smoke

[pale apex]

lol sure

What’s your user

[mild herald]

im joking 🥀

i don't wanna play

[pale apex]

Okay

Are you fr 250 tho

[mild herald]

no

[pale apex]

Oh okay lol

[hexed ocean]

@opaque jolt doing those puzzles just made me play even worse 😭

[balmy python]

Tough time neva last

[robust furnace]

Remote chess academy boosting my ego by saying that Im 2500 chess elo talent level 💔

A chess puzzle to determine my elo level lmao

I just saw my opponent is in a zugswang because if queen or rook takes my rook, Qh8# is checkmate

[opaque jolt]

maybe you could improve your calculation technique

look for forcing moves first, count at least 2-3 candidate moves for each line and stuff

that's what I do

think of the opposing sides deffensive resources

[summer lintel]

Yo

[nimble arch]

I agreed with the 1200 on that one

[summer lintel]

Who wanna play

[hexed ocean]

and how do I do that exactly

[nimble arch]

... that is if I watched him still

[opaque jolt]

I wrote some stuff below

[nimble arch]

Im pretty sure hes done like 30 of those

his content is too redone

[hexed ocean]

I have a question, why do you have a role called chat overlord

[opaque jolt]

the most forcing moves are checks, captures, mate threats

[nimble arch]

I talk a lot here

[hexed ocean]

mk

[hexed ocean]

oh

[visual plover]

chess leaks

[loud river]

cant wait

[mild herald]

ahahahaha wtf

[visual plover]

i didnt hear about the gorilla piece tho interesting

[visual plover]

you didnt hear they are removing the queen because of balance issues and adding the jester piece instead yk like king & jester

[unique ledge]

Did someone say Jester?

[visual plover]

true leaks trust

[unique ledge]

You know, I heavily agree with this addition to chess. It should most definitely be incorporated into the official game of chess.

[loud river]

i heard evo king is coming out soon as well

something about instant checkmate

[visual plover]

I hope it isnt a EA thing were you pay 5 dollars to mate

[unique ledge]

The Rules for Jester would make the game 10x more entertaining
At the very least, there should be a game mode featuring the Jester

[loud river]

chess royale be doing too much

[visual plover]

Lmao i wonder how magnus would use the jester lol

[visual plover]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-clash-royale-emote-oopsie-opheliamiscellaneous-gif-8119979444723484266

chess battle royale last king standing

[loud river]

i always get top 2

[visual plover]

the map

[unique ledge]

Would the Jester replace the Queen though?

[glass tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/chesscom-chess-animal-chess-animals-bunny-gif-6962857933182438799

[unique ledge]

What on Earth am I looking at?

[visual plover]

I think the jester could probably replace one of the pawns at random

[unique ledge]

Delete this please. It creates a division between my messages 😭

I WILL PAY YOU

[unique ledge]

Very Jester-like. That'd be neat

[visual plover]

i have way more cursed chess images

[loud river]

i cant wait for first person chess

[visual plover]

IRL CHESS is peak

hollup thats just war

[loud river]

not as much as IRL crossy road

[sullen slate]

I get a brillian for capturing a pawn but not for saccing a rook

[safe folio]

Irl chess? I prefer mystery chess

[unique ledge]

That image isn't a curse. It's a pitch awaited to be thrown at Chess.com by someone who wants to become a millionare within a few months.

[visual plover]

lmfao

[safe folio]

Chess update chat?

[sullen slate]

The moon is watching

[visual plover]

im deep in the files trust

[safe folio]

Right…

[visual plover]

celestial chess chat?

winner gets the moon gru style

[visual plover]

infinite chess would be pretty fun

no idea how it would work

[unique ledge]

Somebody say Infinite?

[visual plover]

Perfect

[unique ledge]

Zax, am I living in your head rent-free?

[visual plover]

check this out

[unique ledge]

Im flattered

Yk, the Queens should be removed in that mode

Or at least nerfed

[visual plover]

a more realistic version would be this i think

[hexed ocean]

Why am I so dumb

[naive coral]

bro im so good at chess

[unique ledge]

Maybe the squares on the curve would be divided, I'd accept it.

[unique ledge]

Qe8!!!

[eager drift]

Nah what on earth happened here?? (I'm playing white)

[naive coral]

good play

[latent crystal]

Alcohol, quite extraordinary amounts of alcohol

[eager drift]

Oooh kk that makes sense lol, that person played so badly

[fair shadow]

when did danya pass away 😭

wth bro

[eager drift]

On October 19th 😭

[fair shadow]

Cap

nvm

wtf bro

that's crazy dude

I looked up to bro

[summer lintel]

Who wanna play

[merry bough]

white to move and win

easy puzzle, but this was two 2300s

[tight parcel]

I BEAT THE ANNA CRAMLING BOT

MY GREATEST LIFE ACHIEVEMENT YET

[naive coral]

HOW IS THIS NOT A BLUNDER 😭

[loud river]

hey you fell off since i last saw you andrew zhou

[tight parcel]

bro

i can still beat you filipino boy

acting all tuff

[loud river]

ok run bullet

[tight parcel]

NAH i dont play bullet gng

[loud river]

unrated because im scared lol

[tight parcel]

you might beat me in bullet

[loud river]

fine, ill let you off the hook

[tight parcel]

im only a mere 1700 in bullet

[loud river]

yeah but you are also a mere 1700 in rapid

[naive coral]

OH MY GOSHDFGOSIEJDFSWOEIFJD LETS GOOOOO

[strong merlin]

you poop from a butt

[naive coral]

yeah

[tight parcel]

i'm pretty sure knight taking pawn was a huge blunder too

[naive coral]

it was

[tight parcel]

okay thats not that nice

We don't talk about my online ratings

[loud river]

oh well if it goes down it has to go back up right

[opaque jolt]

probably qd1

[merry bough]

correct

[tight parcel]

I play computer now, to spare the ragebait AND so i can pause the game

And game reviews

[merry bough]

and black resigned

[opaque jolt]

yeah makes sense

[tight parcel]

So I can progress in otb

[opaque jolt]

the knight is trapped

[loud river]

but playing bots is not like playing humans

they play so unhumanlike

so i dont konw how much it'll help in real life

[tight parcel]

Yeah playing humans also means playing a possible CHEATER that is possibly a child PREDATOR that probably is RAGEBAITER

[loud river]

sounds good to me 😊

[strong merlin]

fax bruh

[tight parcel]

otb and computer are better

[safe folio]

Chess with a girl chat 🔥

[tight parcel]

anna cramling sucks

the bot anna cramling

[strong merlin]

I love when i play child molestors that are possibly ragebaiters

[sudden roost]

???

[tight parcel]

Noam, you're next

Shi i already lost

[naive coral]

how is a mate in 2 an "inaccuracy" ?

[quasi nova]

Huh

[tight parcel]

I wonder how those words aren't filtered of some sort

[hexed ocean]

I hate playing as black, not because the first reason you would think of, because I suck at it

I CANT STOP LOSING GAMES AS THEM

[tight parcel]

Yeah i think witty alien got muted

Am i rrrriiiiiiiiight

[loud river]

all this is because you're low elo

[quasi nova]

Learn your black openings better then

[loud river]

engine is more lenient when you're low elo

[hexed ocean]

scoffs

[tight parcel]

I i cook at openings but get fried in the endgame

[opaque jolt]

cause chesscom ui is just marketing

[quasi nova]

Then learn endgames vro

[naive coral]

oh alr

[tight parcel]

HOW DO YOU LEARN ENDGAMES

there are more first moves then final moves, vro

[opaque jolt]

or black was already beyond salvation

[hexed ocean]

black openings are so much harder to memorize in my opinion

[tight parcel]

well no duh it's the second move

the possibilities multiply by 64

If I'm a mathematician but I'm barely making it in AP math so

[naive coral]

i love when people think premoving is a "good idea" (he resigned)

[hexed ocean]

White openings are easier though

[tight parcel]

do middle schoolers call AP honors

[hexed ocean]

Dont play the scholars mate

[opaque jolt]

lol what was the opening

[tight parcel]

yeah

[naive coral]

im 500 elo i do it in a way that i dont lose my queen

[summer oar]

I’m the opposite to be honest, I prefer to play as Black because I like to see what white does and provoke them into making mistakes. Especially when I play offbeat openings

[tight parcel]

THat's my whole point tunky wunkys 277

[hexed ocean]

Its not gonna work forever

[tight parcel]

one of those big-word users that act like infinitejest

[naive coral]

i know, its just been working for me recently

[opaque jolt]

scholars mate thing isn't even bad tbh

[summer oar]

I sometimes put myself at an intentional disadvantage if I’m white so that it feels like I’m playing black

[hexed ocean]

100 more elo and your going to be countered but okay

[opaque jolt]

it's just sorta non preferred

[tight parcel]

if i am correct

[naive coral]

probably

[tight parcel]

chess.com bot has approximately 56208 results

When i search in discord chat history query

[opaque jolt]

I recommend playing f5 ideas against it

[summer oar]

no but for real if there was a database that collected all my games, I think the statistics show that I do better as black than I do as white

[opaque jolt]

it's much less familiar for scholars mate players than usual development

[tight parcel]

Who came first, Sir Felneus or the Infinite Jest

[summer oar]

idk

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Gabriel C...... (middlegame)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Gabriel C...... (middlegame)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2304 (2339 peak)
Blitz: 2259 (2320 peak)
Bullet: 2004 (peak)

[tight parcel]

jest spawned at February 6, 2024

Felneus spawned at february 19, 2022

[fickle arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/diddy-diddy-stare-stare-diddy-baby-oil-puff-daddy-gif-15764673949371655817

[tight parcel]

DANG felneus came 2 years prior

jest is now confirmed a ripoff

[summer oar]

I played chess wayyyy earlier lol

[signal kelp]

lol

[fickle arrow]

Who is Santa

[signal kelp]

anyone tried e4 nf6

[tight parcel]

I started at 2020. hbu

[signal kelp]

nice job

[tight parcel]

y'all have to see my first game

I sacrificed my queen 3 times, and lil vro didn't take it 3 times

and sacrificed, for context, was a blunder

[summer oar]

2010

[loud river]

unc.

[tight parcel]

lemme do a fact check rq

lie

[signal kelp]

lool

[tight parcel]

november 7, 2017

[summer oar]

not online of course

[tight parcel]

well you're online source for specification

[summer oar]

so u mean first i played online?

[tight parcel]

yeah

actually i can search that up

false alarm

[summer oar]

yeah 2017 does seem about right

[tight parcel]

you have 12865 games played. Well done

[summer oar]

i definitely played in college

[tight parcel]

Bravo, superb, whatchamaycallit

[safe folio]

Chat why is my 400 gf actually doing good wth

[naive coral]

i cant even tell what the pieces are

[summer oar]

my lil’ sis wanted to prove to me that she was an intellectual so they managed to get to 800 rapid in a few days (they started as 200 rated lol)

[gusty verge]

Fr

Chess in park is trash

[safe folio]

😭 🙏

[tight parcel]

Your latest game was against fredrikhoelseter, october 27, you're from the united kingdom, you have 20 friends 💀 , 86 views, fredrik is a 1207 in blitz, you played him in blitz lately, he's from norway, he played black and you played white, ur first game was against TwekDaTweaker 💀 , who was 1200, you lost, but then won 2 games after. The date of this game was september 13, 2019, you were black and he was white

sir felneus

[loud river]

im not impressed

[summer oar]

interesting

[tight parcel]

made some minor mistakes in my narrative writing

[summer oar]

do u like my opening choices btw

[tight parcel]

Btw guys, is the accuracy concerning to man

[loud river]

.

[thick bone]

UwU

[tight parcel]

bro you used the SAME DAMN message like 10 times

I will delete it you filipino duck

[summer oar]

its true, if i get black my opponent is cooked

[tight parcel]

erm u lost your first game as black

[summer oar]

i can just say if I lost that it was because I got black

[loud river]

lol

[tight parcel]

but okay. I'll go with the flow

[loud river]

twice

[trim wraith]

quack

[thick bone]

UwU

[tight parcel]

There's something called a hyperbole

[summer oar]

well white got the first move anyway so it was supposed to happen 🗿

[eager drift]

How is this?

[Event "Live Chess"]
[Site "Chess.com"]
[Date "2025.10.28"]
[Round "-"]
[White "TryHardPlayer841"]
[Black "CG_user"]
[Result "1-0"]
[CurrentPosition "8/p4R2/3R3k/6pp/5B2/8/P4PPP/6K1 b - - 1 30"]
[Timezone "UTC"]
[ECO "C45"]
[ECOUrl "https://www.chess.com/openings/Scotch-Game...4.Nxd4-Nxd4-5.Qxd4-d6"]
[UTCDate "2025.10.28"]
[UTCTime "01:30:32"]
[WhiteElo "862"]
[BlackElo "848"]
[TimeControl "60"]
[Termination "TryHardPlayer841 won by checkmate"]
[StartTime "01:30:32"]
[EndDate "2025.10.28"]
[EndTime "01:32:31"]
[Link "https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/144814991484/analysis?move=58"]
[WhiteUrl "https://images.chesscomfiles.com/uploads/v1/user/250351051.3f46ce9c.50x50o.8a95830e62e9.jpg"]
[WhiteCountry "3"]
[WhiteTitle ""]
[BlackUrl "https://www.chess.com/bundles/web/images/noavatar_l.84a92436.gif"]
[BlackCountry "69"]
[BlackTitle ""]

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 exd4 4. Nxd4 Nxd4 5. Qxd4 d6 6. Nc3 c5 7. Qa4+ Bd7 8.
   Qb3 Be6 9. Nd5 Qd7 10. Bc4 Ne7 11. O-O Nxd5 12. Bxd5 Bxd5 13. Qxd5 Be7 14. Re1
   O-O 15. e5 dxe5 16. Qxd7 Bf6 17. Qxb7 e4 18. Qxe4 Rae8 19. Qe3 Rxe3 20. Bxe3 Be7
2. Rad1 g6 22. c3 Rb8 23. b4 cxb4 24. cxb4 Rxb4 25. Bd4 h5 26. Rxe7 Kh7 27.
   Rxf7+ Kh6 28. Be3+ Rf4 29. Bxf4+ g5 30. Rd6# 1-0

[frosty peak]

TryHardPlayer841 (862) vs. CG_user (848)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 exd4 4. Nxd4 Nxd4 5. Qxd4 d6 6. Nc3 c5 7. Qa4+ Bd7 8. Qb3 Be6 9. Nd5 Qd7 10. Bc4 Ne7 11. O-O Nxd5 12. Bxd5 Bxd5 13. Qxd5 Be7 14. Re1 O-O 15. e5 dxe5 16. Qxd7 Bf6 17. Qxb7 e4 18. Qxe4 Rae8 19. Qe3 Rxe3 20. Bxe3 Be7 21. Rad1 g6 22. c3 Rb8 23. b4 cxb4 24. cxb4 Rxb4 25. Bd4 h5 26. Rxe7 Kh7 27. Rxf7+ Kh6 28. Be3+ Rf4 29. Bxf4+ g5 30. Rd6# 

[harsh kite]

embed jumpscare

[tight parcel]

what is this monstrosity

[thick bone]

What do I need to do so the ccp sends me a 10/10 baddie spy to get national security codes from me?

[summer oar]

center game >> scotch

[tight parcel]

I just got double vision and now I need eyeglasses, contacts, 3 glasses and stephen hawking's little typing machine

[eager drift]

I just copied the PGN 😭

[eager drift]

Kk thx, I'll learn the center defense

[tight parcel]

lol scotch game is so annoying

[trim wraith]

you need to be rich and have actual codes. if not they just send 60 year old grandma to you instead

[tight parcel]

please do not jumpscare the chess talk general again

[summer oar]

trust me its more fun, I like the reverse scandi position but if u wanna be a normie then danish is also a good opening

[eager drift]

Mb bro 😭

[tight parcel]

will i yap to 10000 messages by the end of 2025?

yay or nay

[thick bone]

... so what you are saying is that I have no chance?

[eager drift]

Kk understood, I'll do that asap

[tight parcel]

why does my house smell like a hotel room

[trim wraith]

yes. you were born at the bottom of life and meant to stay there

[eager drift]

It's my favourite thing to play as white 😭

[tight parcel]

do not start with king's pawn it's a safety hazard

[thick bone]

After becoming 2500 cc I thought I made it out

Evidently not, at what elo is it likely they send a baddie?

[eager drift]

Wait really?

[tight parcel]

are you a grand master

[viscid relic]

Why don't you try 1.c4 someday

[trim wraith]

most gms are poor, become a super gm for any chance

[summer oar]

trust me none of your black opponent will know what ur doing

[eager drift]

Sicilian?

[eager drift]

Ooooh bet

[copper comet]

2500 cc is barely even a NM

[viscid relic]

Nope it's the English

[tight parcel]

gano

[copper comet]

try 3000 for GM

[rare carbon]

Sorry I fell asleep

[tight parcel]

uhh

[eager drift]

Oooh kk thx, I'm not good at remembering the names 😅

[tight parcel]

i played this guy in bullet he was 1400 and a fide master

[copper comet]

thats probably because he was old

[tight parcel]

i got abso-lutely cooked

[thick bone]

That is so sad, well, anyhow, you are my insider guy, do you know if they are planning on sending some to european countries?

[thick bone]

No

[tight parcel]

i mean he was from kenya

[trim wraith]

they are already there watching the imperialist west fall apart

[tight parcel]

I have 4 minutes until I have to follow my agenda to turn off the lights and sleep

3 minutes now

[viscid relic]

You can play a closed Reverse Sicilian by playing 1. c4 e5 2. nc3 nc6 though

[copper comet]

being titled means nothing online

[summer oar]

its kinda meh cuz they can play anything. they can play symmetrical or aggressive, very unpredictable

[thick bone]

May I ask, and I have high hopes for this to be true, I hope that the secret leader of the ccp is a crazy psycho 10/10 baddie. Is this true?

[eager drift]

Oooh kk that must be where I mixed up the names

[copper comet]

this isn't even half of them

[summer oar]

they don’t have to play e5

[trim wraith]

no he is old man that cant get it up.. to play chess

[tight parcel]

would anyone here be surprised if I logged onto this server daily for 1 year straight

[thick bone]

Aw man, my fanfiction was a lot better ngl

[copper comet]

Not really

[tight parcel]

why.

im no addict

[copper comet]

because I think I have already done that

[tight parcel]

im just an extreme fein for chess

magnoos carlsend

[eager drift]

Also when I'm playing Englund, what do I do in this situation?

[copper comet]

me too man me too

[tight parcel]

pls dono my mom kinda homeless

[tight parcel]

okay i have 1 minute

approximately 32 seconds

[copper comet]

we are all homeless man

[tight parcel]

ok last message bye

[loud river]

hop in the knight

[merry bough]

I decided to try a high rated bot
https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/computer/443300367

[frosty peak]

RubiconLily (1005) vs. julien-song-BOT (2422)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nf6 3. Nxe5 Nc6 4. Nxc6 dxc6 5. d3 Bc5 6. Be2 h5 7. c3 Be6 8. d4 Bb6 9. Bg5 Qd7 10. Nd2 Bxd4 11. cxd4 Qxd4 12. Qc2 O-O-O 13. Rd1 Rhe8 14. O-O Bg4 15. Bxg4+ hxg4 16. Nb3 Qe5 17. Bxf6 gxf6 18. Rxd8+ Rxd8 19. Rd1 Rxd1+ 20. Qxd1 f5 21. Qd4 Qxd4 22. Nxd4 fxe4 23. Kf1 Kd7 24. Ke2 Kd6 25. Ke3 Ke5 26. f4+ exf3 27. gxf3 c5 28. Ne2 f5 29. f4+ Ke6 30. Ng3 a5 31. Kd3 b5 32. a4 c6 33. b3 c4+ 34. bxc4 bxa4 35. Ne2 a3 36. Nc3 Kd6 37. Kd4 Ke6 38. Kc5 Kd7 39. Kb6 a4 40. Kc5 a2 41. Nxa2 a3 42. Nc3 Kc7 43. Kb4 Kd6 44. c5+ Ke6 45. Kxa3 Kd7 46. Kb4 Ke6 47. Kc4 Kd7 48. Kd4 Ke6 49. Ne2 Kf6 50. Kc4 Ke7 51. Nd4 Kd7 52. Nxf5 Ke6 53. Ne3 Kf6 54. Nxg4+ Kf5 55. Ne3+ Kxf4 56. Nc2 Kg4 57. Nd4 Kg5 58. Nxc6 Kf5 59. Nd4+ Kf6 60. Kd5 Ke7 61. Kc6 Kd8 62. Kb7 Kd7 63. c6+ Kd6 64. c7 Kd5 65. c8=Q Kxd4 66. h4 Ke3 67. h5 Kf4 68. h6 Kf3 69. h7 Ke2 70. h8=Q Ke3 71. Qhh3+ Kd4 72. Qcg4+ Kd5 73. Qhh5+ Kd6 74. Qgg6+ Ke7 75. Qhh7+ Kf8 76. Qgg8# 

[eager drift]

Doesn't this just happen then?

[harsh kite]

why would you ever play englund 🙏

[merry bough]

winning this wasn't too hard

[loud river]

hop in your knight where your black bishop is right now

[harsh kite]

Qa3 Rb3 Qa5 and try to survive

[thick bone]

Let them be

[loud river]

instead of the bishop there

[trim wraith]

where do you report bots messaging you from this server

[carmine herald]

RIP danya

[eager drift]

Oooh I got it now thx

[hexed ocean]

Why would you play bongcloud

[harsh kite]

you dont

[hexed ocean]

FOR DA MEMES

Trust me

[merry bough]

22 moves and i have the only piece lol

[hexed ocean]

I do

[loud river]

nevermind its an inaccuracy lol

just don't play englund in general because it never goes right, at least for me

[thick bone]

I am learning why people in this chat are possibly not higher rated than where they could be

[glass jacinth]

I’m using scotch gambit and italian game as a white and Karo-cann defense as a black. Do you think these are good?

[thick bone]

Yes

Was that a self-delete or a mod delete?

[trim wraith]

it's not hard to know how to improve, most people don't want to put effort in to improve, because improving is really boring

[eager drift]

Wait what?

[loud river]

like, you could play it for fun, it still somehwat works, but the best move is to put the bishop there

[eager drift]

How?

[eager drift]

Ooh so I was doing it right?

[loud river]

yeah thats if he doesnt see the threat

[thick bone]

I guess, well, what I meant is, we have ppl here talking about openings like the englund, bongcloud, and playing them for the memes

[eager drift]

So basically it'll most likely work in bullet but nothing else?

[summer oar]

yep these are solid choices

[loud river]

thing is when i play that move my queen gets touched in every way, and i usually ;ose either the rook or get my queen trapped

[trim wraith]

i play femboy opening e3 Ke2 Qe1 Kd1

[thick bone]

Which is fine, but explains why they would be lower rated

[loud river]

perchance

[thick bone]

I thought the femboy opening was 1. e4 e6 2. b3 d5 3. Bb2 or some BS, not sure

[eager drift]

Oooh kk, that happens to me too sometimes but only when I play too fast lol

[merry bough]

https://tenor.com/view/mimimi-gif-3882930889162094947

[eager drift]

K thanks

[viscid relic]

True,Black can play a Closed Reverse Sicilian which leads to "interesting" positions

[thick bone]

Either way, chat, UwU and then you will get 5000 elo higher

UwU

[trim wraith]

uwu

[thick bone]

Wow chat someone, who is totally 100% not a bot or a catfish, sent me a a friend request

[trim wraith]

is their name Katherine

[loud river]

lol same

[thick bone]

Yes

[thin hearth]

Ok

[safe folio]

What is going on 😭

[trim wraith]

i thought she was only talking to me 😭

[thick bone]

They have a rather new account made on the 19th of october

[rare carbon]

Lets play now?

[viscid relic]

Does Katherine want to learn the French defense

[trim wraith]

try talking to her, but she wants your credit card information first

[thick bone]

Should I accept their friend request chat? I am blushing, this is so new to me

I think I will decline

After all, I do decline the Queen's gambit too

[white remnant]

kramnik is this bad just look https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJIt4_jCkXo

he has a major skill issue

[thick bone]

Denver, I have a serious question

[white remnant]

what

[hearty estuary]

hello I am very bad at chess would anyone like to play

[thick bone]

How old are you?

[reef fog]

Uh guys

Nvm

[hearty estuary]

play me in chess

[regal hill]

bishop b4, Rc1, Qa2, Qa5, and then idk what next but Ne6 and you wanna try and grab that center pawn if you can

[eager drift]

Knight guards a2

[regal hill]

Hence Ne8, Castles, Re8 and bring the knight to g6

Ng6 first probably to apply pressure

[thick bone]

Obviously, you have to defend against g5 though

[regal hill]

i honestly dont know I dont play englund

[thick bone]

it is a huge tactical and positional threat

[regal hill]

g5?

[thick bone]

Yes, typical threat in the englund

[thick bone]

From white

[regal hill]

yeah ofc

so a pawn avalanche

[timber mica]

https://youtube.com/shorts/v6VI35S_iiI?si=lc1AC6CvCAAmKc9q

[regal hill]

cant you try to break in the center

[timber mica]

continuation??

[regal hill]

and trade down

[chilly summit]

How old are you

[sudden roost]

top 10 most satisfying checkmates oat

[thick bone]

Im a 73 year old grandpa

With raiden shogun as pfp with swag glasses

From the hit game genshin impact

[chilly summit]

Boy stop capping on my black ass

[reef berry]

looking for the pdf file stuff here

[dark trout]

Is 1500 Fide good for a person playing chess for 1 year (i started learning a year ago and just knew the basic rules for around 3 years)

[chilly summit]

I aint even black

[regal hill]

whats with this server and talking about pedos

[reef berry]

mine is 700 bro

[chilly summit]

Are you 1500 fide?

[regal hill]

istg every time I step in a chat theres something weird af being spoken about

[dark trout]

Yes.

Classic

[chilly summit]

Yeah not bad

[dark trout]

Peak was 1643

[reef berry]

nice you have a good rating in 1 year of time

[regal hill]

Its really good

[thick bone]

They think they are hunting them or smth and they think they arent just yapping to the ether

[regal hill]

I wanna try and get my USCF coach cert

[dark trout]

I also managed to get AFM but too many people cheat on the website so i mostly just stick to playing offline

[reef berry]

did you played in the Louisiana championship.

[chilly summit]

Cheating is annoying

[chilly summit]

When did you start learning theory?

[dark trout]

A year ago. 🙏

[chilly summit]

Good job

[reef berry]

whats the best opening till ur 1000 elo

[chilly summit]

There’s no best opening just play what you like and dont blunder

[dark trout]

I usually played the scotch till then (i surpassed 1000 in chess.com not even in a week)

[chilly summit]

At that level

And do puzzles

[reef berry]

is there any good bongcloud opening

[vapid mesa]

Is 4000 Fide good for a person who’s only played chess 1 week.

[dark trout]

I have 2230 approx puzzle rating in lichess

[chilly summit]

Underrated

[reef berry]

you can do better

[vapid mesa]

I swear people ask these questions to brag

[chilly summit]

And what’s your game rating

[vapid mesa]

Like hell yeah your good and you know it

[chilly summit]

Yeah basically

It’s annoying as hell

[dark trout]

I only play lichess puzzles

[rare carbon]

I am stupid

[chilly summit]

Cool those will help you a lot

[reef berry]

my elo is 2763 rapid

[dark trout]

Damn

[kindred crypt]

Sheesh…

[chilly summit]

Guys is 2800 on lichess good after a day I heard lichess is inflated

[chilly summit]

Like sybau bro 😂😂😂

[rare carbon]

Omg grand master!!!! Which country you represent in world championship?

[timber mica]

[vapid mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-flip-monkey-monkey-speech-bubble-monkey-flipping-monkey-flip-speech-gif-5862110917894572042

[uncut token]

my elo is 700 rapid

[limpid bough]

What is this kind of draw called?

[reef berry]

north korea

[rare carbon]

[vapid mesa]

Kim is that you

[reef venture]

Hello my sinners

Silver and gold at not moving in price breaking news

[timber mica]

if u carry on it will call 50-50 or 50 move rule

[vapid mesa]

Kim is actually better than magnus at chess. And he speaks to dolphins

[chilly summit]

Realistically even if you’ve been playing for three years you could easily still be sub 1000. What matters is how many games themselves you play and if you are learning from them, and if you are supplementing playing with other methods of learning

[vapid mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/pineapple-express-pineapple-express-gif-7402252

[reef berry]

dont make me launch my bishop at you you are in radar

[dark trout]

🪦

[vapid mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/you-cant-do-that-kim-jong-un-north-korea-not-allowed-prohibited-gif-16384525

[reef berry]

guess what i can

[vapid mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-point-gun-monkey-gun-threatening-threaten-gif-27256408

[timber mica]

[vapid mesa]

It’s monkey Monday sorry

[gusty hazel]

a draw

[vapid mesa]

A Drew

[timber mica]

its tuesday

[vapid mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/today-is-friday-in-california-gif-9719829655771550798

[reef berry]

how i can reach 3000 classic elo on chess.com

[vapid mesa]

Since you’re in the future lemmie know what the winning power ball numbers are

[timber mica]

devlop yr own chess.com

[reef berry]

i can create it using replit ai
what should i name it

[timber mica]

i tried but that is too tough to create a chesscom like site through replit

[vapid mesa]

Checkers.com

[timber mica]

blundershub ?

[reef venture]

Checkers .com is thst real

Any websites about checkers

[reef berry]

you need tutorials and a little bit of practice.

[vapid mesa]

Is that the 18+ version

[timber mica]

i g

[reef berry]

under 18 one will take you to the kids one

[timber mica]

nah kids can also use that

[vapid mesa]

Don’t play chess alone… subscribe to Checkmate

[timber mica]

what

[vapid mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-monkey-orangutan-smiliong-orangutan-ape-gif-21939747

[summer lintel]

Hmhmhmhm

[timber mica]

[reef berry]

hikaru expression to his opponents

[timber mica]

fr

[vapid mesa]

I’m going to bed. And it is NOT Tuesday.

[timber mica]

[timber mica]

wednesday waiting

[reef berry]

bye.

[balmy python]

Chewsday

[elder dust]

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-angle-100-yard-stare-kurt-angle-stare-gif-2618405429234636640

[sudden roost]

talk by beabadoobee mentioned

https://tenor.com/view/beabadoobe-beabadoobee-beabadoobee-talk-gif-5047286384477946817

[south bobcat]

I was right

[kindred crypt]

yo chat

[kindred crypt]

what's up big man

[south bobcat]

Whatsupp your name sound familiar

[kindred crypt]

I get that often

[south bobcat]

you ack like female but your profile picture is boi

[kindred crypt]

I ack like female

[south bobcat]

Why you ack like female bro

[kindred crypt]

how am I ack like a female

[south bobcat]

You ack like female that why

[kindred crypt]

word

[smoky sinew]

Mikhail tal guy with a Bobby Fishcer pfp, You check up on your bpd

[south bobcat]

I am Bobby Fincher X Tal

[kindred crypt]

what are yalls favorite openings?

[south bobcat]

English and Sicilian dragon

[kindred crypt]

dragon wow

I used to play the najdorf but now I prefer taimanov

[smoky sinew]

Guess the opening

[south bobcat]

But you need real guts to use it , If you didn't have you are cook

[south bobcat]

D5

[kindred crypt]

modern

[south bobcat]

Indian king Defence

[smoky sinew]

Right

[kindred crypt]

wow

[shadow elbow]

World

[south bobcat]

Did you guys know Bobby Fincher is still Alive?

[smoky sinew]

#include<iostream>
Using namespace std;
int main()
{
cout<<"Hello World!:"<<endl;
return 0;
}

[south bobcat]

Did you guys know why this chat is dead?

[unique ledge]

It isn't dead. You're just chronically online

https://tenor.com/view/ponke-ponkesol-monke-monkey-solana-gif-12179105454133599459

[south bobcat]

Joker you are still alive

[kindred crypt]

why so serious

[limpid bough]

Chess.com engine when you miss an opportunity to tactically win a knight (its a 14 move sequence)

[sudden roost]

what was that

josh

[smoky sinew]

Not surprising

[summer oar]

Dutch Defense

[kindred crypt]

Dutch is so dangerous

[summer oar]

I don’t play the standard dutch though

[kindred crypt]

how do you play it

[summer oar]

I use move orders to trick my opponents

I won’t get the dutch every time, but I will usually get a comfortable line if my opponent plays natural moves

[robust furnace]

Chat, who can relate, everyone has that one classmate that is very cringe

[kindred crypt]

what's the move order

[summer oar]

depends which dutch I want to play

for example if I want to play the classical dutch, I will start with 1. e6 and then play f5

I have a french repertoire for that so I don’t mind if they play e4

[kindred crypt]

that's interesting

[robust furnace]

Brilliant sacrifice

[jagged folio]

Bounced back to 2000 again

[warm coyote]

Yo whats best or i mean not that much theory opening if i play d4 for queen gambit but opponent dont go d5

[high idol]

https://tenor.com/view/jayden-your-bus-is-here-gif-16624558986773117738

[kindred crypt]

you can still play the queen's gambit if they go nf6

[summer oar]

they said not much theory, so the right answer would be the London System. however because I said this I will now get all the downvotes cuz it gets repetitive and boring 💀

[warm coyote]

I need other openingg

[kindred crypt]

why

[kindred crypt]

I don't think qg has much theory

[warm coyote]

I am not gonna free play if my opponent dont do the move order of queen gambit😭

[summer oar]

are you for real?

[kindred crypt]

what move order are you worried about

[kindred crypt]

I mean that you can usually be fine with natural looking moves

[summer oar]

you can’t be doing this with danya as your pfp my guy

[limpid bough]

Is there an offical term for a piece that can not be saved from being captured?

[kindred crypt]

hanging?

[summer oar]

its called a blunder

[winter quest]

Is this stoner talk?💀

[warm coyote]

Like any other opening like i know if he plays kings indian i can push 3 pawn but it would be easier if i remember a theory like if he plays d6 or something

[summer oar]

i like saemisch system against kings indian (me personally)

[kindred crypt]

if you play d4 and your opponent plays d6 you can still get into the qgd if you go c4, you don't need to learn any theory

[high idol]

i refuse to vote

[summer oar]

I am that “opponent” and I am jumping in my chair when I see c4 on the board because I then immediately transpose back into my Leningrad Dutch 🔥

[kindred crypt]

you can get rich promoting stuff

[robust furnace]

Chat, I found that my talent level in chess is 2500 elo

But why am I 590 elo then 😂

[kindred crypt]

what does that mean

[summer oar]

oh yeah @kindred crypt sometimes they let me do this as well (they thought I played the slav defense)

[robust furnace]

There's a YT channel called Remote Chess Academy where there's a video which he says determine your chess talent elo level by doing a puzzle

[kindred crypt]

and do you think that's accurate

[robust furnace]

I calculated and I found that black is in a zugswang and he cannot take my rook as it's checkmate

[robust furnace]

Prob not just boosting people's ego

[kindred crypt]

so then your talent level is not 2500

[robust furnace]

Then why can I solve a 2500+ elo puzzle

[kindred crypt]

well I think anyone could solve any puzzle given enough time

[summer oar]

@kindred crypt

[kindred crypt]

I like playing that variation

[summer oar]

people call me crazy when I say Dutch is one of my favourite openings

[kindred crypt]

yeah Dutch is pretty crazy I usually just opt for queens indian

[long saddle]

damn black missed double en passant

[boreal osprey]

guyz wanna know something cool

i beat somebody in under 20 moves 😃

[naive flicker]

Chess.com got smthin against Filipinos now?

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/no-sad-frustrated-no-way-yell-gif-17334973

[jaunty sable]

Rip danya

[fresh cliff]

hi myth

[kindred crypt]

hi

[fresh cliff]

hru gng

[kindred crypt]

gud

wbu

[fresh cliff]

good how is bloxd tho

[icy spire]

Anyone wanna go for a match?

[kindred crypt]

mid

mostly quit

[fresh cliff]

dubs

[kindred crypt]

still play ob1 a bit

[fresh cliff]

give me stuff :Skull

[kindred crypt]

2 dirt

[icy spire]

Any Caro kann users?

[kindred crypt]

grow up

[icy spire]

Why? i'm trying to counter it

[kindred crypt]

play exchange

[icy spire]

Yeah

[kindred crypt]

give up chess atp

[kindred crypt]

play reti

[icy spire]

What does atp mean?

[kindred crypt]

at this point

[icy spire]

Ok

Thanks

[sick sable]

anyone who plays the latvian gambit often? or is it just me

[thorn cliff]

i do exactly this

[thorn cliff]

bxc3 is like game over on the spot too

[thorn cliff]

i always thought it was "at the present"

[sick sable]

wow

[brazen galleon]

@tranquil basin LMFAO https://www.chess.com/live/game/144817678494

[frosty peak]

CMJkao (2668) vs. Maxi4444 (2617)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Nc3 Nf6 4. Bb5 d6 5. d4 exd4 6. Qxd4 Bd7 7. Bxc6 Bxc6 8. Bf4 Be7 9. O-O-O O-O 10. Rhe1 Re8 11. Kb1 Nh5 12. Bd2 Bf6 13. Qd3 g6 14. Nd4 Bg7 15. g4 Nf6 16. h3 Nd7 17. f3 a5 18. a4 Nc5 19. Qc4 Rb8 20. Be3 Bd7 21. Ndb5 Be6 22. Qf1 Qe7 23. Bd4 Red8 24. Bxg7 Kxg7 25. Qf2 c6 26. Qd4+ Kg8 27. Nxd6 Na6 28. e5 Nb4 29. Qb6 Nd5 30. Nxd5 Bxd5 31. f4 Bf3 32. Rd3 Bd5 33. b3 Rxd6 34. exd6 Qxe1+ 35. Kb2 Qe6 36. d7 Qd6 37. c4 Qf6+ 38. Ka2 Qd6 39. cxd5 Qxd7 40. Qxa5 cxd5 41. Qxd5 Qc7 42. Kb2 Rc8 43. Qc4 Qxc4 44. bxc4 Rxc4 45. Rd7 Rxf4 46. Rxb7 Rxa4 47. Kc3 Ra3+ 48. Rb3 Rxb3+ 49. Kxb3 Kg7 50. Kc4 Kf6 51. Kd4 Kg5 52. Ke4 Kh4 53. Ke5 Kxh3 54. g5 Kg4 55. Kf6 Kh5 56. Kxf7 Kxg5 57. Kg7 h5 58. Kh7 h4 59. Kg7 h3 60. Kf7 h2 61. Kg7 h1=Q 62. Kf7 Kh4 63. Kg7 g5 64. Kf7 g4 65. Kg7 g3 66. Kf7 Qf3+ 67. Ke7 g2 68. Ke6 [Kg3] 

[reef fog]

Dang

[brazen galleon]

I played so bad bruh

But apparently its still enough for Clown Master

[kindred crypt]

💀

[fresh cliff]

e

[kindred crypt]

e

[worldly sinew]

How does one become a chess coach

[coarse musk]

Anyone want to be friends and play chess ?

[raven garnet]

just completely killed the chat lol

[coarse musk]

Nobody cares about ur negativity

[raven garnet]

I wasnt being negative

only thing negative was how u responded

[gilded kite]

https://www.chess.com/live/game/144818116482

[frosty peak]

kbzx42 (1079) vs. nbrasil000 (1064)

Move List

1. e4 e6 2. Nf3 d5 3. e5 Bb4 4. c3 Ba5 5. d4 Ne7 6. Bg5 Nd7 7. Bd3 c5 8. O-O O-O 9. Nh4 f6 10. Qh5 Nf5 11. Nxf5 fxg5 12. Ne7+ 

[gilded kite]

Chat can someone game review pls

[raven garnet]

I used mine today im sorry

[forest oyster]

yo

[raven garnet]

whats up?

[naive jackal]

I'm only here for chess. I only have one friend here as well. I'm good.

[naive jackal]

Are you a Clown Master?

[fiery chasm]

200 elo more before 1500

[kindred crypt]

I might switch back to the najdorf

[limpid bough]

To what extent is speaking during a chess tournament against the rules?

[kindred crypt]

bowdler attack is gonna pmo tho

[kindred crypt]

why would you speak

[limpid bough]

I’m just asking since I know you aren’t supposed to speak

[kindred crypt]

stay under 40db

[limpid bough]

Like is it just a warning or is it immediate DQ?

[kindred crypt]

probably just a warning

if you're talking it's probably not that serious of an event

[gilded kite]

https://tenor.com/view/woody-harrelson-crying-money-wipe-tears-rich-gif-16201471

[raven garnet]

it piss me off too but i looked up the theory and it actually a bad opening for white

[limpid bough]

How does one offer a draw if you can’t speak?

[kindred crypt]

yeah it's horrible but it's better against d6 than e6 sicilians

[kindred crypt]

you whisper "draw?"

[raven garnet]

give them asmr during a otb game lol

[sick wasp]

[limpid bough]

Is it actually considered rude to not resign a game you have very little chance of losing?

[sick sable]

there's always a chance that the opponent can make a mistake

but if it's obvious, it's just wasting time if he doesn't resign

[raven garnet]

only if its a grandmaster game i think idk

it makes me mad when people dont resign down a queen but im 800 i can always mess up

[sick sable]

yeah exactly

[limpid bough]

I don’t like when my opponents resign

[sick sable]

probably they are in a bad mood 😛

[raven garnet]

I do

[gilded kite]

Can someone do a game review pls

[limpid bough]

Sure

[kindred crypt]

Any one for unrated rapid

[last badger]

not really, any person no matter the situation has the right to continue playing a game

[tranquil basin]

Shhhh I was taking a shit

[last badger]

if your opponents wanna call u rude for that, thats on them

Chat, ZeeJay Rey Enigma fit coming soon... 😱

[kindred crypt]

time to study up on the najdorf again 😔

[kindred crypt]

Zentai?

[last badger]

ye what

[kindred crypt]

👀

[open sequoia]

Only bro would make a tiktok saying chess.com is rigged when losing so badly 🙏🏾

[finite topaz]

young dabo?

[wispy glade]

Book recommendations to improve?

[raven garnet]

what do u want to improve on is what u should be asking then choose a book from there

[open sequoia]

Depends on ur elo

[brazen galleon]

Are you Dahlia on her new account? 🤔

[open sequoia]

Seeing your 1000-1199 you dont need a chess book unless you wanna be classy and dashy

[naive jackal]

I am not. Are you Jax?

[open sequoia]

Just learn on the internet

[wispy glade]

912 and want openings as I’m not good as well as strategy

[brazen galleon]

lmao you are

[open sequoia]

Learn sicilian

[kindred crypt]

e6 Sicilian

[wispy glade]

Thanks I’ll learn that

[open sequoia]

The French sicilian

[kindred crypt]

e6 Sicilian has less theory than Caro kann

[wispy glade]

Where is the best place to learn that if ain’t a book?

[raven garnet]

yt channel called hanging pawns

[brazen galleon]

Suicidal pawns

[kindred crypt]

anyone besides Gothamchess and remote chess academy on yt

[golden isle]

What’s wrong with them?

[raven garnet]

gotham is a bad teacher he only teaches the first 4 moves of the opening lol

[kindred crypt]

they teach traps and are more meant for entertainment

[golden isle]

Depends on the video

Definitely good starts for learning openings, and then get into more in depth into theory

[sick sable]

rook endgames

are so boring

he could've won on time but he accidentally drawed

[jagged folio]

Won my 8th game in a row at 2000

[sick sable]

why you staring at me like that in your pfp

[brazen galleon]

If you cannot draw rook vs rook endgame in 1 min 51 sec then stop playing chess

[sick sable]

[jagged folio]

It's just how I look

[raven garnet]

do u still want to?

[sick sable]

the eyes scare me

[jagged folio]

Lol