#💬〡chess-talk
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What's the question here
any1 else have the thing where when they are trying to get back to a specific rating and are rematching someone lower rated and they always win when you are 1 game away
Is there any follow up?
So it was an overdose?
- e4 e6 2. d4 d5 3. exd5 exd5 4. Bf4 Nf6 5. Nf3 Bd6 6. Bxd6 Qxd6 7. Nc3 O-O 8. Be2 c6 9. O-O Nbd7 10. Bd3 b6 11. Ne2 Bb7 12. Ng3 Rfe8 13. c3 Ne4 14. Qc2 Ndf6 15. Ne5 Nxg3 16. fxg3 g6 17. Rf2 Re6 18. Raf1 Kg7 19. g4 h6 20. h4 g5 21. hxg5 hxg5 22. Rf5 Rh8 23. Rxg5+ Kf8 24. Rgf5 Bc8 25. g5 Nd7 26. Rxf7+ Ke8 27. Bf5 Nxe5 28. Bxe6 Nxf7 29. Bxf7+ Kd8 30. Qd3 Qh2+ 31. Kf2 Rh3 32. Qe2 Qf4+ 33. Ke1 Qc1+ draw
How do I improve😭
I don't wanna go to lichess puzzles
And the only puzzles I like in chesscom
I don't have a membership
He’s played this whole thing before?!
Has kramnik said anything
Yes
Not mw
What elo are you both? Seems like 1800 or higher
Its a classical tournament (60+30) so i have recording of his game, this is the only one where he played black though
Okay hmm, but you know he prefers French in his repertoire against e5?
im 1476 and he is 1583 but we are both first category (right before CM)
Oooh wow!
But hes not doing well in the tournament, his performance is 1520 while mine is 1620
Okay so back to the French
Right before CM?
How does that work
So there are categories in chess, ranging from 4th to 1st
Knowing that he prob can recreate this route played above which you posted, is there a move within that sequence you’d prefer to change and go towards
4th is lowest and 1st is highest (which i currently am) and to get categories you need to win tournaments for getting categories
Literally watched Danya all the time
I see
Who is byakko
I never really watched him specifically but I watched a bunch of events and his commentations
mm not sure, im a very aggressive player, i play stuff like vienna, grand prix attack, etc
I personally wouldn’t take on d5 and instead go nf3
japanese name for the chinese tiger from chinese mythology 
Yea in French it’s not very aggressive
Chinese tiger?
maybe i should just play not e4 but i dunno it gives me much more opportunity for aggression
I only play d4
But i could try jobava honestly
like its actually an issue at this point I need other openings
If it works for you then why change it
C4 
Ill play this bro
White can't move twice
honestly looking back im not too surprised hikaru managed to get to 3000 playing the bongcloud
like if your
I used to play d4 just for blizz
opponent doesn't know what they are doing to defend it you are fine
Still insane
Because 3000?!
yeah it definitely is but there are 1-2 people who actually play it at my level
He is a hikaru bruh
There's also a specific problem I have
I can't really, convincingly win against someone like 1000+ lower rated than me in piece odds like knight bishop, etc
I have to go for flag😭
Is there anyway to improve at that
Or just
Magic
Yea no one at my level plays it
Another option I just found in engine is e4 e6 h3 d5 exd5 exd5 nf3 bd6 this position is jumping between even to 0.1 for white and takes your opponent out of typical French
What's ur level bruv you've been 900 for ages
I like d4 nd2 🥳
Played the game of my life
game rating 1300 with a 99.7 accuracy
This position, you think you can be aggressive from this type of structure?
eh not really
Played the London against an opponent that put a knight on the edge of the board and walk there own king into 10 move checkmate
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1. d4 d5 2. Bf4 Na6 3. Nf3 Nf6 4. e3 Nh5 5. Bg5 f6 6. Bh4 g5 7. Nxg5 Bh6 8. Qxh5+ Kd7 9. Nf7 Qe8 10. [Qxd5#]
well thats certinally a game
you ask for a draw
2 rounds to go and he's out for a potential medal
Chess makes you good at thinking before acting
And chess is a game you can improve in
Allegedly
Uhh let me check this
Doesnt look that aggressive to me, usually what id consider aggressive is a position where the f pawn is on 4th rank not second
i got a tournament this friday
Good luck
I mean sunday
sacrifice..
Tomorrow?
well its 12:22 am for me so technically yeah
Sup chat
Yo
Gang im excited for Halloween
You should probably go to sleep!
Wait a minute
now play rfh5 and lose
I am fueled by spite and mountain dew idk if I can fall asleep rn
h3 is... Not that great to me honestly, why would i play it?
I want kít Kats rn
Real that be cool
sup
Yo
hihi
damn gang we have matching pfps inside this server
sup Candice
🫃

holy shit i just made such a good move
Sup invincible
ok how about when I reach 3000 rated il get a pfp
sup title card
BRILIANTTT
Are kit kats similar to mandolin
Nice forking
Do you want any other candy I can maybe get u it
What fork
Dude bc6 😭 i thought it's going to be bxb7
If either black gets the pawn or the bishop, white goes Bc6 to fork the king and queen
No
Told ya
<@&745328830649991179> not chess related
ngl i wouldnt even eat the rook
Wat bro
Black can just go straight for castle
bullet doesnt count
i got his queen from the forking
Black is on check💀💀
I was actually higher rated in blitz earlier but after bullying some random person to gain 64 elo im back up on bullet
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oh i didnt see that lmao
Damn
After e5 black can straight castle
🥀
Told ya
Ye that move is crazy good
All roads actually lead to blitz 💔
who plays bughouse here
Haven’t play it in a long time I prefer atomic
looking for a partner
Sporadically
love atomic as well
spell chess 🧙
what?
W
im like 10-0 against eric rosen in spell chess
ha i just ate one before going on discord
yo is bro actually a good player
4 players is also peak
im mediocre
2650 is decent
hi
its either strong or ahh
Ig it depends which way you look at it
Ahh
I wonder what rating someone would get to if they weren't able to make one move piece blunders
like 1.e4 e5 and you just like couldn't play ba6
i think 2200-2400
somewhat
THAT is NOT true 😭
Dude people here at 2200 still blunders allot 💔
i mean i lost most of my games js cuz of one move blunders
Yeah he can do that but the e file is now empty, wait lemme... o-o xd6 (if kxd6 then rook got eaten) re8 re1 rxe1 rxe1 g6 re8+ kg7 bd4+ f6 qxf6#
he said no blunders
I feel like it partially depends on the player but id bet around 1800 ish
No but i got these
@nocturne idol still leads to mate
It's not that DEEP 💔 Black has to go castle and re8
no like no 1 move piece blunders like you can't play a move that just gives up a knight for free you could do something that would lose a knight in 2 turns but not a piece immediatly
Lame calculations, there's no mate there dude 💔
Did bro go to the Louvre
is this from that musium
Prove it you 200
how is there mate?
there's no mate bro
Name: frfr milkshakiya (im_minama)
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you dont even need the mate
So if black castles. white pawn can take, if rook controls the e file, we got rook to e1 blocking-
If there was mate cc would've lable it as great move rather than brilliant
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Bullet: 2004 (peak)
But in that case black already castles, so it's white turn
Wait, brilliant can't be leading to a mate?
O-o, exd6, Night takes bisoup and attacks over
Then ur rook dies
It depends on position but chess com brilliant calculation is only 2-3 moves deep
???
I’m getting a lot of 1450 game ratings as a 800 ELO, how legit is that really?
Look at the board, the knight is blocking the rook from the bishop
"guys we need mate every time there is a cool looking move"
Eitheir way if black didn't took it then white will still lose more pieces
what
Like re1 it walks straight to d7
Discussing about your brilliant move
yeah but i get queen
What if we try moving as I calculated
Can you do that?
You gotta prove me that i'm wrong bro
Pipe down 900 elo 😭
6 8 😢
Why is there so many 2000 ELO players here
can we just pull up the engine and see if there is a big M in front
I just didn't get enough caffeine bro💀💀
god
If I'm wrong, I'm studying sicilian defense
you're studying it guaranteed
68
Nah, i ditched
whenever you go to chess things like this server and whatnot people are usually higher rated on average because people who join things like this are people who have played for longer
🗿 why did bro write 200+
I am definitely under average in tmc
editing is pain
It's cuz i got 200+ elo in one day on bullet
but you're already 2k 😭
Average tmc guy is probably 25-2600 and like 2.2k fide
yeah
yo bro how do you change ur color
Accomplishment is still vru 💔😭
I wish I was 2200 fide : P
I just made martin play like a 1500 elo by resetting his move untill it was decent
@nocturne idol Ey bro what if i'm wrong what u gotta do
it would look so good to have a title on college applications
Shoot I just broke a box
also free memberships and whatnot but
no mate bro
It's normal as if you aren't new at the game 
Hello jfk no my freind went out and got me them. I also hope @timber mica will say hi and thank my freind fred
Ah shi-
Yeah i gotta train more
nice
But i'm lazy today 😭😭😭
Give me time
there is no reason for a mate either if you're up a bajillion points
Wanna see a game i did? I wanna show someone
nah send it here fr
hi potato
Cant send lol
chess related 
Calbeeee 
is it time for our rematch
Connect your account
So sad that this number is gonna keep going up forever 
I abused martin
I forgot that I shouldn't always follow levy's targetting system in chess
Hi Emma hru
Yes
I flagged in 10+0
Made martin play like as good as I do lol
Name: Potato Chip (calbee_44)
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Rapid: 2001 (2000 peak)
Blitz: 2000 (2128 peak)
Bullet: 2317 (2355 peak)
Wdym
I keep blundering and losing in -5 positions
i mean its good but you need to think of the continuation after
I'll recover these 5 games soon
anyone want to play im 1000 and hopefully play like 1800
How is your rapid peak 2000 but your current is 2001 did they swapped? 😭
or if it has any purpose
Look for mates, if no mate look for checks, if no chrcks look for threats from queen to pawn
It's a rating refund glitch
Ohh ok
Do you think i can beat you on bullet now?
yo guys https://c.org/Dqm9qxGWNx
Hmm no haha
Maybe 8-2 or so
How many petitions until they have to do smth about it?
chess is too hard
I have some mini best of 10 matches against titled 2000s and it's normally 8-2 or 9-1
fide dont give a shit about this petition xd
probably none bcz they wont let anything happen, but gotta try yknow
How?
where is danya buried…
life is to hard
potato 10-0 anyone vro
Use /connect
/connect.
I keep blundering all my pieces
You're wayy underestimating me soo bad 💀
Oh ok
im back
can anyone help
WRONG PERSON TO GLAZE
if we win that's cuz she feels bad for us 😔
Any hackers here?💀 i mean og people
I took 2 games off ki does that count for anything
yo anyone play? 1000 play like 1800 i hope
Not in blitz 💀
what?
I just lost 5 games bruh
potato js not trying 💔
ur feeling generous ig
I could take u down 😁 jk
js too humble ◔̯◔
I thought i was playing on alt aaaa

Was chilling and then realised it's my main
Says the 2300 blitz wowow9wowowoww
Can we glaze @radiant swan instesd?
nah u werent trying at all
I did it
glazing the worst 2270 ever💔💔💔
I told u 2355 was so overrated

You could take me down 10-0 in blitz...
Just too humble

Pull out on chess would be crazyy 😭
Bro 2270 are kinda good
Fr!!!
mfw two 2000+ players glazing each other
Look how the tables have turned
10-0
Potato-CountingBrilliants
If that's good enough how am i still struggling ti beat 1800
huh
good at losing 💔
did daniel naroditsky just die of the worry he got because some ugly dude called him a cheater?
overrated ahh
Hmm who's chesscom account by the name of potato is so good?!?!?!
Did you see my ping?
Idk maybe that just skill issue gang😭
chat overlord friend ofserver?

600 elo here and I beat the 2000 elo bot with 3 crowns lol
??how
bruh
Oh that's not m!!!
Let me guess 3 hours of play time
2000 elo bots are 600s
lower your ego a little good sir
I haven't beaten Li yet
hello
stay humble like potato 🙏
bro i lost them a trillion times
In 10 tries
Same 
I dont usually play chess against people online because I can't pause so my elos Hella low
nah they are 2200
omg guys. someone said im cheating cause i took time on a move. am i good at chess now
skill issue
levy struggled to beat li so that's fine
no you're still dumpster fire

Hru bro
Hello @nimble arch! I hope you're having a lovely night, especially because I took the time, effort, and energy to write a kind response and ping you! 🤗
I think it's time for countingbrilliants to donate some blitz elo 😁
Omg I have to wait till 10nov
check my last blitz games
gm level
I got a school tourney and first game I made the dude sac his queen then a rook then back rank mated him
theyre from weeks ago and worse than 500 elo play
countingbrilliants is a secret gm
See my bullet games bruh... worse than a 1300

I lost like crazy
hmm
Who is?
Same I passed my exam
@radiant swan
yeah bullet is fast, but with time urs is insane
I always knew it
better than 500
Forseeing the moves is something i'm training on. Can't predict the future though
Bro is back💀
Next game in my school tourny I gotta go against a 2200 elo grade 12 dude): I aint winning man
Fr countingbrilliants time to have a gm face reveal
WHERE WERE YOU 💔💔💔💔
Hmm I'm very slow sooo
i missed you ◔̯◔
It's hikaru I just know it
Wth isn't it calculating
I ought to ask. Have you ever used performance enhancement drugs? Since you're secretive of your IQ, I think that's the only other alternative. I hope you can back yourself up with a thorough statement! Otherwise you're getting canceled! 🤗 @nocturne idol
let me at em
Oh wow @radiant swan I never knew
Where is Greenflower?
Left 🙁
im Revy Loseman bro
Trust me he should be 300 elo higher
:3 took some time off
Let's just say we use different words same meanings
Unfortunate
at least you're back :p
I lost to him 12 times in a row...
Thank you for haveing a eevee server tag :> i now have cool emotes
Im sorry to hear that 😔


What level of ragebaiting is this
Tell me you’re gay without telling me you’re gay ahh😭 😭 😭
Hewo jhonkler
Anyone can be confused dude 🥀
(((UωU` )( ´UωU)))
Hikaru is married
Caught in 4k level
@radiant swan is hikaru
Ik
NOT HIM im talking about someone else
Is it considered rage-bait if the result was that the person provided content I can use to cancel them???
Another example fr

Yeah @radiant swan IS HIKARU
alrdy changed
:0
wanna play?
@somber lark is his atousa❤️
nah
u'd destroy me
wanna play?
nah
What's your elo
we can do unrated
Omg cb x zz
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urs?
Pro
Alr
Nah you'd win
Urs first
so real
i sent it
Hi
hello
Strong elo
hello batter baddy
Wassup
why is everyone being sarcastic 😭
Best opening for black:
F3, e5, g4, Qh4 
hello gg man
ai is scary
W elo though, very strong indeed
You've been using that vid for awhile 
what's crackalacking ggs dude guy bro buddy pal gangster
Nuh uh you're too good
English opening with mate in 4
Englund gambit demolished
real its everywhere now
Wait hakiru passed?!?!
Take your meds
Fine I will get new one tomorrow
@fleet dove i did not get my good stuff yesterday
ur desc is so real
ill take my meds when you can beat me 3-0
ill get you your fill rn
Hi dorry
what's cookin ggs ggz bones bonez bro buddy bros
i need triple now
Yes I also did not get my weed yesterday, tragic
what
Fr but did Hikaru pass?
@fiery smelt whats ur user?
💀 🙏
Who wanna discuss theory
ur desc fits ur question, jk but no bro where did bro get that
danya passed
what is Marcus Carlen email,password, soul and bank account?
dude is flabbergasted
Because on his yt he was liking comments that said rip
His soul is in his body
chess is like love you make it up as you go along @fleet dove
Macruscarlenisgrandmother@gmail.com, Macruscarlenisnotgrandmom, and his soul is undefined, while his bank account is just Macrus Carlen with 40 million dollars
Bro hru
what dis
good
factual
His bank account is his soul
Real
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W edit
Dam I rly don’t know
use that brain of yours
Shit not working
My peak was 1042 cuz i'm on steroids
Literally my best bet in that position would be qd3 and that falls to rd7 almost automatically
rd7 you just go qb1 back
AND AT GUARD 6'4 FROM KENTUCKY, WELCOME TO DC NUMBER 2 JOHN WALL
W elo
Qh1 or something
Wow chat, two votes for bones. I didn't see that coming! 💯
I mean equal maybe but now the file is his
Respect
Qh1 and Qf3 yay
Thx
the point of qh1 is not to play qf3 necessarily
Rn i'm playing london
but qh1 is correct
Yo anyone got tips on how to beat a 2200 elo without being over 1500 elo?
get lucky play hyperbullet ect
the idea of qh1 is to go h4 and rd1
Why you getting blocked?
Its a irl game
the best way is to become stronger than 2200
Why tf did i only get rated as a 2150 for this?
I always get winning positions and then completely throw them by hanging a piece or 2 pawns
to free the g3 bishop
Bruh just take brain pills
Damn then ig I aint winning that chocolate bar for the tourny ig/: also even if it was bullet hes a bullet player so I'd lose
i mean it's not that deep like yeah ig Qh1 Qf3 h4 Rd1 it's just normal moves..
Some people have reasons not to like me. I was called a hypocrite by two. One of them doesn't like my jokes. The other two I don't talk to & they think Im trolling whenever I write something... 😭
Hopefully he fumbles to the 1800 dude then its a 50/50 chance of me winning the tourney
Stockfish
qf3 is not immediately as pressing as rd1 or h4
In a tourney?!?
Qf3 threatens Ng5 you can play it whenever
What joke do you make send in dms
qf3 is many positions literally loses to nd6
Idk what tht is but sure
Anyone wanna play chess tournament?
In a irl tournament
pray they blunder
Hes a bullet so when given more time he won't blunder
I mean you just lose a knight in this variation
yeah quite
U could have an ear piece and wear glasses. U have a small cam in ur glasses.
The footage is sent to an eternal provider who will use stockfish and tell u in your ear piece
Or u could get one of those glasses that print green words on the lenses.
all good
everyone blunders
Anyone wanna play chess tournament?
LOOOOOOL
Genius, I'm 100% getting that chocolate bar for winning
Good
How did Daniel die
What if i ask him to win? He's in grade 12 and 100% doesnt need that chocolate bar so maybe he'll let me win
their vital functions like breathing, heartbeat, and brain activity ceased, and their body began to cool
Oh okay ty
@timber badge how you gonna complain about not getting your fix and when I provide you ghost
unknown but reddit said it was suicide for some reason..
welcome to the server
He also got bullied by that guy right valdimir
i had no idea ngl
No confirmation from the authorities and Family yet
doing some work rq i will be back in like 10 mins
the grind stops for no one
Bruh I have role since I last played you
Gained 200 elo
In 2 days
Have we played before?
Yes
What's your username
Twice i think
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how did my 1285 opponent get 95% accuracy wth
Oh I clapped you twice before lol
U prob played trash
i had 86. something so it wasnt that bad
Send link
how do i do that from mobile
any tips for me yall?
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stockfish 18 def a cheater
There should be a share option somewhere
or the luckiest game of his ahhh life
that gives the pgn
send the PGN THEN
im back
There's also "share game" option
@fleet dove share my good stuff
oh found it
Check out this #chess game: 101_anonymous vs attemptn63 - https://www.chess.com/live/game/144702234324
































































1. d4 Nf6 2. Nc3 d5 3. Bf4 g6 4. Nf3 Bg7 5. e3 Bf5 6. Bd3 Bxd3 7. Qxd3 Nc6 8. a3 a6 9. O-O O-O 10. Rad1 e6 11. e4 dxe4 12. Nxe4 Nxe4 13. Qxe4 Qd7 14. c3 Rad8 15. Qe3 b5 16. h4 Rfe8 17. Bh6 Bh8 18. Qg5 Ne7 19. Ne5 Qd5 20. Ng4 Qxg5 21. Bxg5 Rd7 22. Bf6 Nd5 23. Nh6+ Kf8 24. Bxh8 f6 25. Ng4 Ke7 26. Bg7 Kf7 27. Bh6 g5 28. hxg5 fxg5 29. Ne5+
i did have a blunder according to the analysis so whatever
e4 c5 Nf3 e6 d4 cxd4 Nxd4 Nf6 Nc3 Nc6 Nxc6 bxc6 e5 Nd5 Ne4 Qc7 f4 Rb8 c4 Bb4+ Ke2 0-0
!!!
oh 22. ... Nd5 was the blunder i see it
hmm
Me no fw take f5
take f5 then go f4 then go Rb7
na2 kinda makes sense
exf5 gxf5 f4 Bxf4 Rb7 or something
no
or if Rxf5 just Ne4
this is quite passive
why not 😭
hmph
black just responds with f4
exf5 is correct but your follow up plan is incorrect
what does black do in response
gxf5 is the only response
g4 makes sense too for ne4
im so washed
g4 is correct
ok another one
you don't have to participate if you want to be so snarky
this was warmup trust
my goat siver
send another puzzle 🙏
this is surely some infiltration with the queen
damn our position sucks
black to play btw
ah ok
youo want us to say like f5 and after takes you go gxf6 and Be8 stuff idk maybe Be8 right away
I don't want you to say anything just solve the damn puzzle lmfao
these puzzles are so random and they are all about the same positional improvements
random engine games 😭
every single position is from a real game
Dam Be8 is crazy. I dont even see what it does
f5 is incorrect in view of exf6
is it just f5 and takes takes and e5 comes next
why do i feel i have seen this one before tbh
I think its c5 or rb8 and then c5
i think i solved smth similar in woodpecker method 2
c5 bxb7 then what
oh bc8 Bb7
yeah
and f5 opens
Anyone wanna play chess tournament?
Stop posting these damn puzzles and hop on for geo🤞 🫵
sup N Master
solve this one and maybe I will
i'm not gonna until I get better
im not
3 votes for bones now! Wowieee!
xD
@azure pivot Have you voted?
Brother what ever do you mean?
Wait a second
G4
getting blocked by neurolink means he won't ping mods on you 💀
I think I got an answer
hell nah
Like why do 5 random people have you blocked lmfao
take a wild guess
these are so annoying you want us to put a piece on a better square but everything looks fine
eh
Truly I tell you, I wish I knew. I know you know Im a chill guy.
you tell me I’m seeking answers
||whites better after a5 right||
brilliant on the 7th move btw
Bro .... why did he have to die man he even played. a opening because of me
if knight takes
Im bracing for impact. Bro might actually have a solid reason 😭
qa4
||qa4||
It’s gotta be those troll messages you send daily
and bxa5 qa4 still yes correct
I don't mind if half of the people here block me as long as Mighty and I communicate with each other, I'm happy.
Anyways I listened to the first song you sent and it was heat I just forgot to reply
but if they take with the pawn
Dawg, nah, not with bones. With bones it was different. I wasn't AI back then.
they were being very weird and rude
rb7 Rc7
we just go qa4 and we take on a5 the next turn
no still qa4
:3
Unblock Jest. He’s chill.
😔
Block buster instead
a5 bxa5 Qa4 you are saying
yeah
are you dahlia
Anyone wanna play chess tournament?
rook g6 or whatever then rxa5
yeah ok
People of the server, please do not force someone to unblock me!
Let the votes do the talking! 🗣️
I am not her.
Vote today!
send another im gonna solve it in under 3 seconds
Give the gig up dahlia
intuition this shit
shit
Lol degenerate ban evader scum
answer now
Wait why does rxe5 not work
maybe because it's btm
These shitty ass reverse boards get me every time
maybe c5 Rxe5 Nc6 stuff
Block Jest!
this is correct
rook on c5 night on d4 and then Na3 idk what then
wait so c5 ne4 we just go nc6 anyway i suppose
yeah
oh then you go like Bb7 and Rc8 or something
can I win this chat?
whites just cooked visually speaking
What in tarnation! 🤠
they are up some pawns though but ig it's like -2 or something
they prob lose a bishop at some point
Couch
oh in that puzzle after Rxe5 you can go Bh3 maybe
that's even better
Because Rc8 and Re8
i dont mess with the fried liver with either colour
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its too confusing
it's good for white sometimes
you cant really outprep it as black best you get is a draw in most cases
and white can do diff things
Bh3 Rxe5 Rae8?
c5 Rxe5 Bh3
why does this look like yusupov picture please delete bad memories
c5? 😭
qa5
a3
idea?
oh wait
i learnt the perfect strat
i thought white is castled im blind
confuse yourself
Qa5 Nd2 Nxe4
cause now my enemy is confused
i wanna force o-o
Qa5 Nd2
also i can get a rook on d8 quickly
Qa5 O-O white is doing fine with a better structure
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Good morning Zax
ok yeah
Potentially how bad is it to start my morning with cake 
yeah you need some knight menuver
i need some nh5 type shi to work out
or to like free up C6 at some point
if you could get Nc6 e5 and like Nd4
so maybe e5 right away
and if knight takes then Re8 or something
why
e5 bg5
then h6 bxf6 qxf6 qxf6 bxf6 O-O-O white is better
h6 Ne4
dabg
I would have no idea 😅
the shit is this puzzle bro
yeah it has to do with d4
this is actually an insane move
supreme chess understanding
if it's Ne8 Nc7 Ne6 im gonna cry but thats too slow
hey guys btw how do u ask in gotham for an unban
it may also be moving the bishop back somehere to free c6 but idk where
like if it was a real game i would just go nbd7 and qc7 without thinking
if you get banned from gotham's chat you forfeit your right to ever use the internet again
cuz u guys are like 2200 😭
some mf accused me of n word, and they js banned without even looking
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i think my candidate moves in a real game would be like e5 Qa5 and bb7
idk what else i would look at
mods are dumb there
aagaard gives this as the most natural line
i wouldnt touch the e pawn
What happened to danya?
white ends up better at the end of a long line
cuz we weaken d5 and also bg5 gets stronger
he committed
the correct move is ...e6!!!
you need knight on c6
And in doing it with coffee, heart attack speedrun 
ok so like
oh crap
Oh....
i see the point is to take e4
the point being ...e6 bg5 h6! bxh6 then nxe4 works
Bg5 then h6
but why cant white just go bg5
yeah and no pawn on e5
but i dont understand dude
i dont believe you pancake
so it's just e5 but better
you deserve ban
how can u give up in your life just for a small thing
Guys, my runny nose causes my elo to keep getting lower and lower, and it seems like it won't stop at all
yea
My chess braincells are dying
gtfo dude
Sometimes things are what they are living for
stuff your nose and play again and see if elo go up
Tell your nose to stop running. Try to take a casual walk in the park to encourage it to slow its pace down. You're welcome! 🤗
ig going e5 Nc6 Nd4 is too slow and like dark squares are too weak also
no u 🫃
were u the person who accused me
I tried, it gets worse
This one's aggressive
yes white mobilizes on kingside quite quickly
Cuz it won't
i harrased that kid so bad
i dont think its the runny nose fault, i think you just going back home
I'll post one more
I'm at home
Don't hesitate to report to the mods.
on chess that puzzle wasnt fun
going back to your elo home
this server is so weird
Fr
saying "on chess" is the funniest thing I've heard in a bit
I'm reporting my nose
Wassup
dont ever react to my message ever again btch
Sending tactical puzzles when 😔
I should go down to 100 tbh
Yo agressive to the core
never
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Never even think about that
I cant get right on positional puzzles 💔
uselessssss
improve chess understanding bro
Guys how much elo before im not considered a scrub
2700
getting better positions is all that matters in like the first 25 moves
2700 fide elo
Nah i'm reporting my nose
like 2250 on chess.com or 1900 fide
Can u help
I just play better down a piece 🙏
below 2600 fide there is no style, only weakness
I'm gonna start all over again
lotta 1900 fide in europe are still scrubs partly due to how inflated fide elo is there
Anything below GM is just quit chess at this point
i dont mean 90 year old guys i mean like 1900 fide in america
well they are counted tho
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hi zax
Bc8
bc8 in honour of danya
yes shiver wohoo
💀
Ba6 Rc8

bc8 is incorrect
we cooked right
damn
😭
I'm going to sleep now.
optically it looks like a great move
ok so we dont want to do anything on the kingside our target is the c file
OH MY GOD I GOT A RECORD
wordbomb in 25
Chess things only plsss
Bd7 then 🔥
sry wrong discord
bro is trying to plan the longest reroute of all time
kasparov ng7 nh5 type shit
no this wont work 😭
like white has structural deficiencies but our shitass kingside pieces cant do anything
that's true it won't
also whites gonna go a5
lesgo back to 2050
yeah they're gonna go a5 asap right
yeah a5 Ra4 or Rb5
a5 is a threat but not immediately yes
qa2 is often a thing to prepare a5
for instance if you try bc8 kh1 ba6 qa2!
how about bf6
doesnt do anything
so I want to go nh7
bf6 fails to a5 immediately
foaewjfafw
now you are doing it without h6 defended thats just worse
fail is a bit too strong of a word
bro what am i supposed to do
but black goes from better to worse
maybe you wanna go rb8 in
like qf6? 😭
Rfc8 trust bro
but that's boring
rfc8 is quite a passive defense
yeah
hm
white consolidates their position with qe2
bro has a vision
we ball and go f5
fr
fax
nxg6?
take f3
kh1
oh wait shit
f5 is correct
just qf7
Hello
bro this was so easy i completely forgot
Kh1 Qf7
i was just like oh i cant go f5 cause g6 hangs
f5 Nxg6 Qf7 Nxf8 Nxf3 looks crazy good
ha lower rated than CountingBrilliants is crazy
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mai legendary spawn
I do not care about material posessions such as "elo" or "rating points"
no cap the kings indian is not a positional opening from the black side
hi cbb
guys heh heh
wow so pro wow
thank you
elloe
it kinda is
also this was gelfand-smirin
you sac stuff for positional edges