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I mean technically not wrong.
Highschool of the dead is better imo
I mean i watched 1st episode and now i have to clear my phone history for half a year
I better not get caught
I hope you all are having a great day
You all are great people and you deserve just happiness in your lives :3
But they are dead what high school do they have
Day 3 of the chess cat going insane
what? š
idk I haven't watched it
Unless you killed them with plants
yo anyone wanna play im 1000 and hopefuly play like an 1800
They are
OH FOR GODS SAKE THIS TIME TROUBLE MAN
What do you mean by this? I was just trying to spread positivity š
rip
I know, but in a suspicious way š
Frozen melon-pults are better twin
anyone wanna play chesss
what do you even mean bro š
I donāt even know at this point, didnāt expect to get questioned on it š
Seee I knew there was something susss
Whatās up?
I just like spreading positivity :3
Are you just unhappy atm?š„ŗ
As long I'm still alive then I'm fine :3
I just want others to be happy that's all
Meh if only I could say that, lowk existence is tiring
anyone want to play ches š
Iām not 1800
Sure, send a inv to 3X7RA
5 min
hello niche chess community
extremely niche
how do people get trusted?
They are very polite
thats very chchess

bet in a sec
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after i get beaten
my profile
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can u request me? we can do balanced if u want
no, classic rapid
hot to get trusted
shoot
how to get trusted
@north zealot connect your Discord account to your Chess.com account at https://go.chess.com/Connect then use /trust to see the requirements
thnkankssssss
I trust you
Account 14 days old
Linked Discord to Chess.com
Server member for 7 days Talked on 5 different days
whats after trusted
rapid rated?
Does anyone play chess
Not me!
did bro ask that in the chess.com server
Silly game with silly wooden pieces on a board
woah norway gnomes and blunder master? how
What is chess.com
I also have the Norwegian language role
I thought that was a fps game
got no clue
norsk, how? woah and ur more than 2k?!?
šæ lol
Lol I don't even know how
bet in a sec
Somebody else pointed it out to me
wow
Whatās ur elo tho
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it also says it in my profile roles
Alr alr
oke
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alr bet lets play after i finish this game
Okk
good game slidux
is this rating role assigned to you your anerage rating or your highest rated time control
I canāt play chess anymore
avg
im pretty sure
my brain is fried
its ok
blundered my iq
u still have time to cook

nvm highest rated sry
Hey chat! Hope you all are having a good day! :3
Hai
Hai!! How are you?
Please I am just trying to spread positivity š
Good hbu
Good morning
Alright I'm happy to hear you doing good! ^w^
Good morning! How are you?
Wrong emoji
Wanna my art when I was 9?
Morning
If you want me to see it then sure :3
Itās a little cringe
excuse me guys, do you support this
Did u see it?
this so peak
He can just castle
he would still lose his queen
No cause u be in check
300 sigh
this guy was playing white
Why u assuming guy it could been a female or neither or even maybe a plane
facts
his pfp is a guy (i think)
anyone want to play
āI thinkā mean assuming
RIP
i still want to play
I almost beat you though
wanna play rated anyone at all?
If your confident enough
why npt
bet
Ok inv
yo guys wanna do 2v2 crazyhouse
Didnāt even realize bro is a femboyš
what
I had the idea for Ā«connect 2Ā» during early childhood with a scheme of Ā«its got potential I promiseā¦Ā» and making someone play second against me by accident.
guys 2v2 crazyhouse?
I was a little jerk tho
@winter quest
2v2 crazyhouse?
furry not femboy
Pretty sure they are not mutually exclusive
Hmm @winter quest can u answer this
guys 2v2 crazhouse???
Femboy enjoyer
Throw in tomboy for the sake of it
Huh? Sup
Nah bro is a femboy I know one when I see one
Are u a femboy ?
lets bet on it
"Looks female enough"
I bet ur soul jk
i bet urs
Wait thereās a bet on it?
No not really
i bet 1.225 dollars
nuh uh just go ahead please
i bet1 quintillion dollars
Yes
NOO
Oh boy, I love gender reveal parties
@radiant grail WHAT DID I TOLD U
MY SOULAND A QUINTILLION AND 1.225 DOLLARS
But then I should be 1800...
yay i won
I KNOW A FEMBOY WHEN I SEE ONE
HOW
CONTEXT CLUE
Can I have some of the winnings? š„ŗ
U get @radiant grail Soul
you can have my 0.225
how did u know
Context clues
wdym
Phaha, auctioning off a soul if anyoneās interested
find the winning move guys
am i femboy
š
The soul is worth one negative googolplex.. you lose
cmon bro the worlds against me
i bid 1.225 dollar
No u just a mentally ill person who havenāt realize that yet :)
i bid 1 quintillion
Original sin is heavy, go with christ bro
šæ but how did u knoww
i bid 1.225 quintillion
im worth more bro
Context clues
wdymmmm
Ok sold!
šæ
yay
what now
Funguy looks like your existence stops after this life lmao
dang that sux
no he hangs out with me
so im owned? but isnt that illegal
ripp
I will award the winner trophy to whoever can paypal me 50 dollars US mint with little green men from history times
I just know a femboy when I see one using context clues itās just the way they talk yk
"I'm owned!" gerson slave
no i have no idea,
hehe takes one to know one
We get it, youāre a femboy-boy
wasnt that abolished already š
No im a plane first of all and I aint a fking femboyš
Hey chat!
I hope you all know that you are valued and a lot of people love you and care about you.
You all are great people with bright futures that deserves nothing other than fun and happiness in your lives!
Remember to always love yourselves ^w^
Now tell me whatās wrong bro u donāt normal goes like this
Is this to the chat or a reminder to self š
Nothing's wrong with me. I just like spreading positivity :3
yo guys wanna do 2v2 crazyhouse
No, obviously not. Thats like saying a spider that preys mainly on other spiders is «just a spider»
U didnāt even see my art when I was 9š š š
It's to the chat :3
Iām not at my pc, otherwise I would
ok
Oh crap mb I forgot!
I'm really sorry š
My fault seriously my fault.
What bro
@safe folio @tepid wigeon @plucky kelp 2v2 crazyhouse?
Nah dawg Iām doing my works
Sorry i cant im on phone rn
A femboyboy is mot a femboy⦠its the thing lurking in the shadow behind one
Possibly between the femboy and escape
Wow you made thay when you were 9? That's really cool!!
You know what gang femboy supposed to be a boy I aint one
Ye hereās more if u wanna see
Tomboy
That sounds so scary, almost like a demonā¦.or shadow person
I love my tomboy gfš¤
Thats old school⦠I forgot how
Wanna see more art?
If YOU want to show me. :3
ape instead of arguing abt that wanna play chess
Only if you want me to ^w^
Well yeah, but it also works for any two guys to make one scary
Wow just really cool! I cant even make stuff like this and you did at 9. Thats so cool!
The ant is not scary, but the anteater-ant is kinda nuts
Okay Iām getting spooked, enough of this š
Boo
play or no bro
Just amazing holy š
Covering top cause it was for someone
9 year old you was so talented. I can't even imagine how good your drawing skills got now š
I am just waiting for a bus atm so dont wanna commit sorry bubs
Dont no bro pls
I stopped drawing like 5-6 years ago I draw planes now
STILL WORKS REALLY WELL! ITS SO GOOD
Oh, ok but still you are so talented
Draw breath or inspiration
My mom got me into an art academy when I was 5š
anyone wan tto play unrated rated or any
Or draw your firearm bang bang
Oh wow
Thatās enough ape Lincoln, no recreation of planet of the apes
Stop drawing conclusions then
Its just a prequel.. a precreation
Don't evenšš
It all starts with giving apes a pencil, before you know it theyāve got a military
@safe folio I'm gonna remind you that you should always love yourself no matter what, I hope you live out the rest of your life with lots of happiness and bright futures. I hope nothing bad ever happens to you.
You are an awesome person and you deserve a happy life
Torbith calm it with the therapy every five seconds damnšš
Sorry š
Are you a theripist? Or trying to be cuz you should ngl. That was moveing and it wasent directed to me š
Nah I'm just suffering through mental health issues and want others to be happy
wow š„
i hope u also happy
@plucky kelp I'm gonna remind you that you should always love yourself no matter what, I hope you live out the rest of your life with lots of happiness and bright futures. I hope nothing bad ever happens to you.
You are an awesome person and you deserve a happy life
I heard the chinese have a still finite but increasing number of them making even more shakespeare, I cant wait for Romeo and Juliet 2!
No need to thank me bro I gotchuš«”
Did you just copy and paste my message and directed it to me? š
No thanks needed bro dont evenš«”š«”
he took the time and effort into copying your message think about that
real
What does that even mean š
Real
Monkeys and typewriters, you know
I dont know, indulge me
yeah but thats with infinite time
Okay thatās enough conspiracyās for tonight š
Yeah but its increasing
Get your tinfoil hat on
So who knows maybe you know
for what
Might need too, donāt want to get brainwashed
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Epic
Guy drops in every now and again to flex on us
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Yeah how about that
DANG
Get done
Not bad
šæwhat is this insanity
š
guys 2v2 crazyhouse?
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My arch nemesis, how dare you show your face here
Hai neurolink! How was your day?
Ill 1v1 u lil bro
@hollow pawn @naive jackal or anyone
very good i ate persian food and did not do ANY CHESS
no one is online there
Hello what's up
I dont have a little bro
Hello! What do you need from me?
guys anyone want to play im 1000 and hopefully play like a 1800
You are my lil bro
@vocal musk when 2140?
i meant for crazyhouse
What's that
i meant for crazyhouse
Alright, I'm still very glad to hear you're doing very good!
That's very good news to me ^w^
No no I wasnt fishing for that
guys anyone want to playyy
how was your day
Boring ig
I shall if you tell me how
that pfp on ur cc profile is silly
Our Dutch boyfriend*
Dont smell his oven
what
chess?
Yeah the crazyhouse thing
hi
oh gimme a sec
Hi
hi
Hi
guys anyone want to join our 2v2 crazyhouse? we have 2 ppl
so ur with ur teammate, every piece u take ur partner gets to have the piece, then ur partner can place it anywhere
Oh okay sick
Damn I just found out my pet peeve from OTB tournaments. Its when youre completely lost, so you either stop the clock/tip your king, and your opponent asks you "are you resigning" š
When you say weā thatās plural meaning 2 of you already have 2 people to play against. So start the game
Woah okay smarty arse
bcz u might be requesting draw, thats what happened to me, and coordinator said it almost became a draw
wanna join our 2v2 crazyhouise?
Im 600 and play like a 2500
bet
lol.
I lost to someone with that pfp, which really annoyed and frustrated me to the point where I wanted to punch my screen. To give my opponents the same feeling when they lose to me, I decided to use that picture as my pfp as well. Also, how can you block someone and still read their messages? What level of denial or self-deception does that reflect?
Yeah on variants
Only on Fridays tho so ur gonna have to wait
why fridays?
never played that
varaints, basically u have ur partner. every piece u take ur partner gets the piece, and the partner can place it anywhere. same for u
Because it isn't saturday
Some are quite fun, you should try them sometime
You're a little funny.
Furry person are you gonna join in with
Huh? Who pauses the clock to offer a draw???? You just say to your opponent "I offer a draw"
Iām not at my pc right now
wanna join 2v2?
Nope
idk thats what they said, maybe its different. anyways wanna join our 2v2 crazyhouse?
Hey @radiant grail wanna join my 2v2 crazyhouse?
sure
Awesome and ill join yours too so basically that means 4 players right
ok bro
guys anyone else want to joinnnn
2fv2 crazyhouse very funtrY something NEW?
jup
sure
you got call?
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I will send your priavte
I dibs you as a teammatešššš
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I didnt played for a long while btw
ok valid
What's your rating
1200 rn but I feel like if you didnt played for a long time your get worse player
Well we'll find out lmao
Meaning u do premium only
bro you added me?
not yet gimme a sec
anyone wanna play chess. dm
Bruh do NOT fumble this
I would've took with the pawn there
š“
ok ready
i lostD:
happens to the best
We started yet?
what time control u guys want
10 each?
10
wait
ok
thats 40 min
no its 10 vs 10
ah ok
Oh a team shares time???
on each board, also guys its bughouse not crazyhouse so mb
envyy and me vs shadez and beatsaber?
I never played this btw
Idk the difference
search up bughouse guys
so if I take them a peace you get it?
Im fine with thatš
yep
Shadez give me all the piecesšš
huh dk we will see how this works
so u wanna do all the work
ok chessmind221 i sent u the stuff
No you get me the easiest win
Wait what's happening
Am I doing the link
it wont accept
send
ok wait we are going to do 4 p chess ok
Damn okayšš
ok you can do the lobby we friends now
Gif failš
noob no load
š
guys go to the variants server
What's that
im in chess variants
Okay im in
im in?
can u go in beatsaber
connect to variants
@chilly grail ?
@chilly grail @hollow pawn
Invite me

Is highschool dxd truly the worst chess anime?
sent
wanna join our 4 player match
@chilly grail u thereeee
I can't i need to sleep sorry bro
gn
Thansk
why does it keep kicking u out
Shadez really just packed it up and called jt a night
Im in now
GUYS ANYONE ELSE WANT TO JOIN OUR 4 PLAYER MATCHHHHHH
go to variants again
131000 members on here and only 3 are talkingššššš
yeah
I just wanted to play a quick match 
should i ping here
Your opponent makes you play bishop and knight checkmate but then resigns one move before checkmate. Is it acceptable to throw your opponent's king across the move?
2
4
fine beatsaber joinnn and we start
I have joined
@everyone
doesnt work
:(
I freaking hate chess.
Same
guys i made it public
Start it
š£
Safrosoftttjoin our 4 p match?
I am stuck at 100 elo for 4 years now
Any time now...
bruh

safrosoft whats ur acc
Just insane skill issue tbh
can u reconnect, also be nice
just join our match bro
Yes ma'am
if we dont find a person 5-10 min im gonna leave
this is not working
wanna 1v1 envyy
eternal muse can u pls play with us
unrated
I'm just going to reach 1500 and tell my boyfriend that's all I can do, then proceed to a new hobby.
@hollow pawn u still there
real
envyy fine lets just play
bet Its gonna be hard to climp 1500+
some peaple will be stuck on this elo for life
envyy it started
Holy shit were in
yeah it is
NOOOOOO
I will take the L in chess.. He's better than I am at chess. I'm better than him at other stuff.
rematch
NOOO
Bruh im sick of waitingš
what happend?
"The bird is bad"
WANT TO PLAY? WITH US PLEASEEE 4 PLAYER
uhh ok
YESSS
how can you see your most played opening?
Thank you manš
thedifferenceoftier5
Game review
I will white only 2
beatsaber join thing oke
im scotch player tho
IM bad at 4p though
bro I never played this before
Inv me
no rating come on
who is making the match
its ok go to variants server pls
me i will inv u just go to variants
ok
š¼
I'm still better than the WFM who got banned for fair play.
While I admire your unwavering commitment to speaking at length, I must admit that the sheer volume of your words seems inversely proportional to their substance. There comes a point in every discussion where continued input not only ceases to add value but actively detracts from the collective intelligence of the room. I believe weāve not only reached that point, but watched it fade in the distance some time ago. For the sake of clarity, coherence, and the dwindling patience of everyone present, I strongly encourage you to reconsider the necessity of your next remarkāand perhaps, all those that might follow.
Ok Shakespeare
u disconnected
can we team up? š¤£
play! beatsaber
in this mode its smart to play passive, right?
rematch
Itās truly remarkable how someone so profoundly unaccomplished can carry themselves with such unearned confidence. You parade your opinions as though they were pearls, yet they are little more than the noise of a child desperate for relevance in a conversation far beyond their depth. One might expect humility from someone so clearly out of their elementābut instead, youāve chosen arrogance, which only amplifies your mediocrity. If ever there were a living argument for silence being a virtue, you embody it perfectly
BROOOO 
š

:BruhKusanagi:
play with us 4 PLAYER CHESS PLEASE?!
Itās endlessly exhausting to witness your chronic inability to endure even the mildest discomfort without theatrics. Every minor inconvenience becomes a grand production, as though the universe has conspired specifically against you. This compulsive need to victimize yourself at every turn is not only tediousāitās a testament to an emotional fragility so profound it borders on performance art. One begins to wonder whether you seek solutions, or simply the spotlight that comes with perpetual self-pity. Either way, it's painfully transparentāand frankly, beneath the dignity of any serious conversation
WHATS UR CHESS.COM USER
ok chatgpt
BEASTABER!
JOIN
Itās genuinely astonishing how confidently you navigate the world with such a limited grasp of even the most basic concepts. Your certainty would be admirable, were it not so entirely divorced from comprehension. Engaging with you is less a conversation and more an exercise in enduranceālike arguing with an echo that has somehow forgotten the words

D
D
this is so random
superbrain you have to be
wait you get points?
so its smart to take?
im cooked
can i send a game in here or how do i do that
https://www.chess.com/game/144496520774
this is the happiest checkmate ive ever done
clown
Chess more like bless amirite
advanced english
unfortunately for black, it was very happy for the bishop
Longest otb game youve played
3
5
3
3-4 hours
What's the best black opening against D4?
e10
W
learn principal
guys we are playing the most OP 4 p game
maybe grunfeld setup
BRO DM NOW WTH HAPPENED
nf6
Is that grunfeld?
Your hand is not a vegetable so don't cut it, your neck is not a coat so don't hang it, your body isn't a product so don't judge it, your life isn't a movie so don't end it.
Brilliant move again 
Your idea is Qxe5+ and get the rook right?
Got it! Thanks!
KID is where u play d6 and go for a c5 or a e5 push to break centre. Grunfeld u play d5
If he takes yes
Nobody will fall for that š
Especially in your elo level
he doesn't have to take, its a brilliant
This has got to be cheating right?
Another brilliant 
nice alt
Or he is tilted rematching again
yo /game command broken
yur report him
These new puzzles are so unforgiving š
i can make easy custom puzzles for you
If I wanted fun I wouldn't be playing chess lmao
Dont report those players. If i cared about this game I would cheat too to improve my ranking
report this guy
I cheat in other games and I would feel angry if someone reported me
dawg if you cheat, the purpose of the game is defeated
so report this guy
i hit 1430 peak last week and i lost 110 rating since šš
I care about my win rate. Chess is nothing like that obviously
If you cheat at all you need to give up that precious piece of oxygen you inhale everyday
???
Your just a sad case aren't ya
if you care about something you cheat at it? thatās seriously messed up
For example I used map hack in mobile legends for some time until it got parched
I hope youāre like 14 and youāll change as you grow up
more than 20 sir
6/10 bait
Arthur van de Oudeweetering
if you donāt have any opening repertoire then what do you do as white
3rd brilliant in that game
I should have 2000 Elo
Genuine question
Just move my pawns first and try to develop. I played AI a lot of times so eventually I am figuring out what works best
Youāre just zealot you hag
chat am i cooked (live game btw)
ur toast š
Your king is perfectly safe
































































1. e4 e5 2. Bc4 Ne7 3. Qf3 d5 4. exd5 c6 5. dxc6 Nbxc6 6. Qxf7+ Kd7 7. Be6+ Kd6 8. Nc3 Bxe6 9. Ne4+ Kd7 10. Nc5+ Kd6 11. Qxe6+ Kxc5 12. Qb3 Qd4 13. d3 Na5 14. Qc3+ Qxc3+ 15. bxc3 Nd5 16. c4 Nc3 17. Ba3+ Kd4 18. Nf3#
GG TO THE 4 HOUR 4 PLAYER GAME!
King of the hill remember, you won š
Anyone wanna play?
nah bro just move ur bishop to h6 and its checkmate
Cheating in chess is for losers, cheating on your taxes thoā¦. (This is a joke personal FBI agent)
































































1. e4 e5 2. Bc4 Ne7 3. Qf3 d5 4. exd5 c6 5. dxc6 Nbxc6 6. Qxf7+ Kd7 7. Be6+ Kd6 8. Nc3 Bxe6 9. Ne4+ Kd7 10. Nc5+ Kd6 11. Qxe6+ Kxc5 12. Qb3 Qd4 13. d3 Na5 14. Qc3+ Qxc3+ 15. bxc3 Nd5 16. c4 Nc3 17. Ba3+ Kd4 18. Nf3#
































































1. e4 e5 2. Bc4 Ne7 3. Qf3 d5 4. exd5 c6 5. dxc6 Nbxc6 6. Qxf7+ Kd7 7. Be6+ Kd6 8. Nc3 Bxe6 9. Ne4+ Kd7 10. Nc5+ Kd6 11. Qxe6+ Kxc5 12. Qb3 Qd4 13. d3 Na5 14. Qc3+ Qxc3+ 15. bxc3 Nd5 16. c4 Nc3 17. Ba3+ Kd4 18. Nf3#
anyone want to play
Cheating in chess is sad. You should play chess for fun like sudoku
mmmeeeeeee
meee
That was pretty fun but imma go do some 1on1s
yeah n0o im not playing no bullet chess anymore im losing my mind
mathematically, the anti-67 number is 80
rated bullet makes me cry
Why
that was š„!! wanna friend in chess
that was fire!
well, if you remove every number with 6 and 7 in the ones place from 100, you are left with 80 numbers
67š„
42 is the answer to life the universe and everything else and 6 and 7 are factors of 42.
You wouldnāt steal a car, you wouldnāt steal a purse, why would you cheat in chess?
But what about the ones that start with 6 or 7
6 is the yin, 7 is yang.
anyone wanna play bullet chess (unrated
666 is unlucky and 777 is lucky so yes
@everyone dm if wanna play with me while im blindfolded
or just tell me right here
i dont mind
Hello
74 i believe
Hii
Oh, I Will DM u
67 boiiii
I really don't understand this meme
nobody does
itās just like funny cuz it is
Really? Cuz these little timmies at school act like it's an ancient saying
It is an ancient saying
elaborate. how does them saying 67 coorelate with them acting like itās ancient?
They pretend as if it demonstrates something more than just 2 normal consecutive numbers
hello guys im homeless
They must be young, like 6-7 years old
This is not an interview you do NOT need to talk all extravagantš
Is that 1st bishop move on the daily puzzle really necessary
that doesnt mean they act like itās an ancient saying
Extravagant is an extravagant word
It is not funny š
Youre damn right it is
opinion based š
I'm just saying that as an exaggeration
Also, anyone here German? I could really use some assistance on my accent/vocabulary
well hyperboleās have to be on the same scale but just larger. not a completely different thing
itās the juice
Do you have reddit by any chance?
blasting phonk with this move tbh
nah i dont use it
Bro I'm bad at AP English
Like friday the 13th ? Help me beat Jason at chess. https://youtu.be/Cvwne85XiYw?si=mj6WfiO-ZRXAhf2O
Welcome to Harlem Wonder Chess. This channel will take you with me on my journey to reach the Goal of 2000 Elo and defeat Jason Voorhees. I will need to understand chess strategy, chess tactics, and chess principles before I stand a chance. I must learn from my mistakes and use the chess analysis feature after every game.
"Road to 1600 Elo SAGA...
What do you mean by that
AP English is not a thing šš
basic english
it is
I know what a hyperbole is bro
Nah he's probably in the lower grade levels
i hate apple juice
Yeah probably
Like we have AP Lit and AP Lang
You're in 6th grade? Bro bypassed the age restrictions
itās only a year difference
Of discord requirements and criteria
Why
are you a white supremacist
LIGHT YAGAMI PFP
??
i think he has the checkmate note or something like that
bro spongy is taking calculus at 6th grade good or nah?
?????
apple juice is so good what
If you skipped all the other subjects then no
can someone rate a pic for me in dms
do NOT let this guy go into your dms
Like are the pics appropriate
i guarentee hes gonna send you some freaky ahh pic
yes
Bro close your DMs from this guy
dm me
thats what im saying
what could you possibly be sending
Your a brave sacrifice š«”
okay
ill tell yall what i saw if i survive
Demeanor of a child predator
he didnt send anything
dih
He has sent it but your mind can't comprehend it
omg oni chan is back
no like jokes aside he didnt send anything
bro sent a zip bomb with all the information of the internet on it
hi
oni chan speak some japanese for us
us?
us
pff please
ē§ćÆćć§ć¹ć大儽ćć§ć
last american president
why does ts look google translated
on ur pfp
my keyboard is part english part japanese
awesome sauce
@kindred crypt still didnt send anything diddy blud
What do you mean by last
what? diddy? š
every other president was paid by aipac like shit
check dms
Was Aipac a thing back then
still didnt get anything bucko
diddy ahh blud š
yeah just under a different name
boii why you so diddy blud ahh šš«±š«±
Some of these jokes aren't very entertaining
i saw it
i love you
itās tuff twin keep it up
Who?
gmramy11 are you sending 6th graders your gym pictures
ok diddy blud
I think @plucky kelp offed himself š
Time to play chess
itās tuff bro wdym
lets play. ill play blindfolded if you can too
.mranii did you join this server to talk about chess lol
ramy
bro tf u on aboutš
no
1 ping to anitta and uāre locked out
bro is this real
ty man
I mean his guess was valid, why would you lure a 6th grader into your dms
6th graders are like nien
i assuming gym pics cuz ur talking abt gym
actually 9 and a half lil bro šš«±š«±š„¶
š„¹
and bc u wanted ppl to rate u in dms
W speed ā¤ļøāš©¹
im just a bebeh š„¹šš«±š«±š”
No, they're like 11-12. If you're 9.5 years old at 6th grade level, you either got moved up or skipped kindergarten
mess up mess up mess up blunder blunder blunder blunder blunder
ok redditor
What's a redditor
he blundered
basically a discord mod but on reddit
He could just castle no?
anyone wanna play with me iāll be blindfolded
he castled.
What's your rating lol
d4
Plus there is no chance bro is actually going to whip on a blindfold and challenge himself
Or some one who just uses redit?
I think Qe7+ would be better
200 elo lik bro š
d5
yeah ik
Link your account to chess.com for proof
d4x45#
Lil bro loading this onto an engine
i dont like chess anymore
breh
im homeless
Bruh I missed free queens two times šš still won the games though
āi dont like white toesā ahh diddy blud šš«±š«±š
i thought your name meant you had 216 elo
Why don't you just play online? Therefore you can't cheat
r u a redditor
HOMEless
whatāre you 199 elo?
But stockfish is very disappointed in me
u give off redditor vibes
does he know?
What is that supposed to mean bro
Not that funny
Brain fog
I don't think he has an account
all the other kids with the pumped up kicks
bro as a 200 elo i could never
I am about leave the three digits forever
what should my blitz elo be if im 1800 rapid
what is diddy blud doing in the calculator?
No 216 is literally my name not my eloš š š
This is the Chess.com profile of oppenheimer69090. Take a look!
Name: Oppenheimer (oppenheimer69090)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1211 (peak)
Blitz: 1000 (peak)
Bullet: 967 (peak)
2000
As a 200 elo there is a negative chance you can play blindfolded
ironic
This is the Chess.com profile of spongypawn. Take a look!
Name: Andrew Zhou (spongypawn)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1773 (1803 peak)
Blitz: 1284 (peak)
Bullet: 1575 (1608 peak)
mb i meant i was joking
90% accurate, one brilliant a 900 rated game š
no they forgot the extra 0
@everyone image perms please
its actually 9000 but it wouldnt fit
Are you spanish?
they should add ts as a new chess piece
misclick on the pregnant man emoji
what cell is that
Connect
my acc?
Why?
Why not
That looks like something my science teacher would say is in my left eyeball
To get image perms
I do german in duolingo, I currently only have a 3 day streak
simple columnar cells
sehr gut
This ur game bro???
Cause that is a violation to chess
oh cool i recognized it from biology but i didn't remember
Hallo! Ich bin spongypawn.
this feels like a slur
anyone wanna play chess? im on my smurf acc dont mind my elo my user is
mranilols
specifically Jejunum cells

Its dutch
It's not chess if there's a new piece
Wo ist mein wasser?
omg me too
hallo, ich bin eine grüne eule
Really? Are you in my league?
hallo guys
Water?
lmao thats me
Oh grune means green?
Wah'uh
How are u 100š š
Ja
That's my intuitive thought because i know eule means owl
Boop 
Danke! Du bist sehr klug.
i hate people that trade queens, they make me want to inaugurate
prost!!
I always lose on time
...inaugurate what?
.. a new queen
Dang you're ahead
I'm only on section 1, part 4

Mnm
ICH BIN DER BESTE
everything is less stressful when theres no queens
Meine eule ist sehr schon
šāāļøš no
AUSHTENHEIBENBURGARH
I played this by intuition I think I might just be a genius 
Nein
me when i accidentally play a best move (im better than magnus
How much karma do u got
W oder L
WWWWWWWWW
True ā
danke
I swore u had like a 1000 day streak
Bruh
Tschuss! I'm going to practice german now
Adios
dw its just old photo we at 1000+ still
Adios- wait
Me too
How did you find my game btw
viel glück
mmm
I have my ways :)
