💬〡chess-talk

[open pagoda]

You missed my point lol

[winged copper]

ohh nice

[zealous marsh]

I still don't like you due to the whole racial profiling thing the other day, but that's unironically a based statement.

[pallid tiger]

But currently I'm living on the french side

[winged copper]

my cousins are from nyon, next to geneva

[open pagoda]

Tf you on about

[potent gulch]

Nuh, just give a break for today, when you're feeling more calm, go through some of your recent looses and analize it to see what u have done wrong and come back better after

[swift goblet]

good evening chat

[latent stone]

Fischer is better looking, he's my Idol:)

[plucky kelp]

No i did not. I knew you were joking about a few Gen X people thinking depression isnt real

[pallid tiger]

Ohh nice

[merry estuary]

Especially those on twitter 💔

[grizzled hawk]

hey guy iam looking for a chess trainer 😅

[zealous marsh]

The whole slang thing that I just use to mess around and you started insulting me for it?

[pallid tiger]

@winged copper You speak french

[winged copper]

me too man me too

[indigo stream]

im 800 and doing way better than you

[open pagoda]

Wut?

[grizzled hawk]

😂

[winged copper]

I speak ok french, its not the best but like I could live in france and be able to get across whatever I wanna say

[open pagoda]

Um it's actually called X 🤓🤣

[pallid tiger]

Same here

Enough to communicate

[merry estuary]

Yeah i should but It gets frustrating at some point

[winged copper]

are we allowed to speak french in this chat or is it against rules

[pallid tiger]

Ok let's play joel

[winged copper]

bet

[pallid tiger]

C'est pas un problem je crous

[winged copper]

challenge sent

[winged copper]

vous croyez?

[grizzled hawk]

can someone play a game with me and teach me ?

[merry estuary]

Ngl at this rate we might have the same rating soon

[plucky kelp]

I understand that but sometimes you really need to force yourself to take a break. You will see how much better you'll feel

[open pagoda]

My wife is fluent in French. My brain couldn't handle learning a 5th language so I gave up lol

[latent stone]

Alright I'll keep that in mind, I forgot to say that chess is the only thing I find solace in.

[chilly grail]

me sit peaking at 1800

[potent gulch]

No no ye I totally understand, idk if it'll work for u, but what I usually would do to feel better after a great tilt is to search for gm biggest blunders on YouTube lol, it always helped me to remember we're all humans and we're all Prone to make mistakes 🙂

[plucky kelp]

That's nothing

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> torbith

This is the Chess.com profile of torbith. Take a look!

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Moderator or Staff: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2305 (peak)
Blitz: 1983 (2290 peak)
Bullet: 2058 (2115 peak)

[zealous marsh]

Weren't you 1200 a couple of weeks ago

[chilly grail]

exactly lmao

[chilly grail]

a month ago yeah

or 2

[zealous marsh]

damn.

[potent gulch]

I see you, is like a flee from the worldwide which looks tiring sometimes I understand you

[open pagoda]

Rookie numbers. Git gud lol 🤣

[merry estuary]

I will try that thanks tho

[naive jackal]

Hello! How did you become 1800 in a month? I want to become 1800.

[tired junco]

1. nxf6, gxf6
2. qxh6, nxh6
3. bxh6, rg7
4. bxg7, kg8
5. bxf6, kh7
6. re7, kh6
7. bg7, kh7
8. be5, kh6
9. bf4, kxh5
10. Rh7#

[chilly grail]

get coaching

and free VK

[naive jackal]

You have a coach?

[potent gulch]

If he's a rookie what am I 😭 Lol

[plucky kelp]

You have coach?

[chilly grail]

ye

[plucky kelp]

Oh, cool!

[potent gulch]

Wow that'd be a great done, I think the fastest way would be trying a coach for that

[naive jackal]

Nice! What is your Chess.com account?

[chilly grail]

i wanna become a coach too

[merry estuary]

GM's blunder aswell? i thought they played perfect chess

[open pagoda]

I was only joking. I would love to see you and my wife play. She's only a little higher than you in ELO.

[naive jackal]

I'm supposed to have someone to coach me, but I am distancing myself from him.

[merry estuary]

If i had money I would have hired you tbh

[potent gulch]

Yeeeee they blunder Alot Lol 😭is just not as usual as we do but they pretty much blunder, after it all, how do u think gm win games? One side have to make a big mistake 🙂

[open pagoda]

Hopefully she won't activate her Asian powers though on you 🤣

[chilly grail]

im free dude

[plucky kelp]

Good luck on that! Coaching is not all that easy lol. You have to be also good at explaining, not just knowing about chess

[potent gulch]

Ohhh yeee that'd be cool indeed :p 🔥

[chilly grail]

i know, thats why i get coaching, it doesnt only help me improve in chess

[south token]

bruh

[open pagoda]

Tf 🤔🤣

[plucky kelp]

Oh that's really cool then! Good luck!

[naive jackal]

What is your Chess.com account?

[merry estuary]

Ohh yeah that makes sense, well I will try that, thanks tho!

[potent gulch]

Ohhhh I see, just remember not to pressure yourself with it, not only because it'll backfires and make u improve less faster but also for your own mental health 🙂

[chilly grail]

why

[merry estuary]

Wait fr?

[chilly grail]

ye

[potent gulch]

Np lol, we all have been through this myth XD

[plucky kelp]

Stockfish: UHHHHHHHHH
Stockfish: E4 YEAH

[open pagoda]

@potent gulch Reti opening is mid lol
Saw your bio

[merry estuary]

Ohh okay

[tired junco]

@mighty gorge check dms

[sick estuary]

Can I get a W for hitting 1100?

[merry estuary]

Maybe some other time then

[plucky kelp]

W!!🔥
Congrats!!

[potent gulch]

I'm better than stockfish, I see qxf7# 😈 cc better substitute stockfish with me instead

[merry estuary]

Good boy

[potent gulch]

Ofc buddyyyyyy congratssss 🔥🔥🔥

[sick estuary]

Thx

[open pagoda]

Idfc but Queen's Gambit is best opening

[chilly grail]

i have passion for chess so if i coached its free

[sudden roost]

pro

[potent gulch]

That's cool fr fr 🔥

[south token]

Bruh chess.com halts analysis if there is a extra piece I guess this is a new change and it is very bad

[sick estuary]

Thx?!

[sick estuary]

Thank you

[plucky kelp]

This is why lichess better for analysis fr

[potent gulch]

Np ^^🔥 you're cooking

[oblique dagger]

Hai my kitten Be

[sick estuary]

Bro ur cracked too, thank u

[plucky kelp]

Hai Deng!! UwU

[potent gulch]

Watch out with chess.com spies bro

[potent gulch]

Heyyyyy Denggggg

[merry estuary]

It used to be the same for me, but now I keep on losing and its kinda impacting on my mental health a little but don't worry we will both get out of it soon enough

[tired junco]

GGs bro congrats

[open pagoda]

@potent gulch OMG we are in the femboy server together! ❤️😄

[plucky kelp]

Oops I forgot to censor lic*ess

[sick estuary]

Thank you bro

[potent gulch]

Ohhhh cool!!! Lol 🔥

[merry estuary]

Lol congrats man

[potent gulch]

Yeee exactly 😬

[south token]

what the sigma

[latent stone]

It's overrated.

[oblique dagger]

Hai mommy ;3

[tired junco]

lichess = communism

[sick estuary]

lol ur message had me like: 🤨

[potent gulch]

Yayyyy I'm not the only one with this argument!!! 🔥🔥

[open pagoda]

Talk to me when you hit 2000 lol 🤣

Joking aside, congrats 😄

[merry estuary]

Probably the same

[plucky kelp]

HOW DOES THIS EVEN... 😭

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-petting-cat-silly-cat-boykisser-petting-gif-17879800315459582783

[merry estuary]

How do people even use lichess 💔

[sick estuary]

1200 next trust give me a month

[chilly grail]

i just want more people to improve

[oblique dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-cute-cuddle-gif-26893973

[open pagoda]

This is adorable ❤️

[plucky kelp]

I'm totally not stealing that :3

[potent gulch]

Boykisser is my favorite anthro 🥺🔥

[chilly grail]

bc i hate seeing low elo players complain about them losing every match

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/attention-attention-taps-cat-cat-attention-taps-please-pet-me-gif-17034211790270206023

[tired junco]

idk

[potent gulch]

Lil robber lol :3 I can share

[plucky kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/бойкисер-boykisser-gif-17607764535119619264

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-blush-phone-happy-shy-gif-13132429379623234943

[open pagoda]

I am not even a furry but the community makes a lot of cute art. However, that same community ruined one of my favorite Pokémon.

[plucky kelp]

Which one? Pikachu? Vaporeon? Lucario?

[open pagoda]

Gardevoir, Lucario and Vaporeon

[plucky kelp]

Who is Gardevoir

[chrome niche]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-office-dwight-schrute-sniper-gif-11183061719228601435

[chilly grail]

we all are cracking diglet

[potent gulch]

Oh yeeee as one myself I have to say there are some freaky people that's true 😭, but the majority ik are just fans of draws and movies in general, just like myself, I love the draws and furry characters

[naive jackal]

Nothing WGMDanielNaroditsky. I will let you live.

[potent gulch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1419448006155174022/image0.gif

[potent gulch]

U forgot ur bullets bro 😈

[chilly grail]

did you really go thru all that hassle to see if im cheating

[plucky kelp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1419448006155174022/image0.gif

[pallid tiger]

@winged copper rematch?

[naive jackal]

Nope.

[winged copper]

check dms

Im about to head off to bed 🛏️

[open pagoda]

No offense but what in the actual F goes through someone's head that makes them go let's sexualize a Pokémon 🤔

[winged copper]

got to be up early tmrw, great game though man

was very close

[chilly grail]

then why do u want my amazing user lol

[plucky kelp]

Tbh I always wonder if a mod somehow ends up seeing this as a "death threat" 😭

[open pagoda]

It scared me 🤣

[pallid tiger]

Wp, I was winning for so lomg

[orchid sedge]

that would be such a funny reason to be locked out

[potent gulch]

Fr fr 💀I think the same way, people sexualize everything in the internet, that's crazy

[winged copper]

yeah fr

then it was just that one mistake where rook took back

[naive jackal]

I was trying to learn how to see people's profiles. I couldn't find it, so I asked you. Then, I found out how to do it.

[plucky kelp]

Wouldn't even be the dumbest one

[winged copper]

and that changed the whole game

[potent gulch]

Bro sent a sniper officer, if I go I'll drag he with me 😈🔥

[open pagoda]

Rule 34. If it exists there's... well you know 🤣

[chilly grail]

im sure thats the case...

[orchid sedge]

@white thicket

[potent gulch]

Yeeeee 💀 Lol 😭

[winged copper]

in these 1000 lobbies I normally win because someone blunders a backrank mate or a queen pin etc.

the first part of the game I normally get dominated

I need to work on openings man

[tired junco]

you exist btw

[chilly grail]

if you think im cheating im not, i got absolutely cooked in the afterparty arena

[open pagoda]

@potent gulch is that you in your profile pic? If so, you're so pretty! I love your hair ❤️

[chilly grail]

dont get me started on my tilt in bullet

[naive jackal]

Yep. @pallid tiger was asking earlier how to do it. I told him to ask users to do /profile.

[open pagoda]

I'd be honored if someone made p0rn of me lol

[latent stone]

Bullet ain't real chess

[latent stone]

I'm sorry what? 😭

[potent gulch]

Unfortunately no 🥀lol but it's pretty much my style that I can't really be 😭but eh it is what it is lol

[pallid tiger]

Guys anybody down for a 1v1?

[tired junco]

Let me help 👀

[wheat bronze]

pov: ur talking to an AI chatbot and you can't think of any response so it's basically a stalemate 💔

[ember forum]

<@&745328830649991179> mb wtf is the conversation topic

[open pagoda]

1v1 360 snipes only on Rust 🤣

[latent stone]

If you wanna beat 1800s just practice basic endgames and practical ones btw. Ez 1900.

[open pagoda]

It ain't that serious man. Don't be as soft as Charman toilet paper.

[pallid tiger]

Canard wanna play a game?

[potent gulch]

Indeed, my last rapid game was a endgame one but wasn't even too much about knowledge I just autopilot a move and lost but ye you're right i should try more endgames

[ember forum]

there's children here, and this is a chess server
y'all just weird

[open pagoda]

Cool story bro

[plucky kelp]

Fr wtf is happening 😭

[potent gulch]

Les reboot chats topic 😭

[tired junco]

no there aint, if you on disc, u aint a kid no more

[open pagoda]

You would have to fight my wife over that 🤣

[potent gulch]

Solve this position guys white to move

[ember forum]

13 years old, minimum by tos, is still a child

[tired junco]

I'd offer to help 👀

[loud river]

i hopped on 2 hours ago to see what was going on i hop back on and the same people are still talking

[orchid sedge]

Rxe6

[junior anchor]

Furryfication

[open pagoda]

Womp womp

[normal trench]

holy shit guys

[potent gulch]

MANTERRRRRRR

[normal trench]

this is my record

[orchid sedge]

haii

[tired junco]

not anymore if u on social media bruh

[junior anchor]

Manter

[potent gulch]

How did u spawn with a chess puzzle!!!! 😭 Right move btw 😭🔥

[ember forum]

300 elo activities

[orchid sedge]

hai fyutir;33

[orchid sedge]

yayy

[junior anchor]

Haii

[naive jackal]

Rook takes knight

[junior anchor]

I hate sleep

[open pagoda]

Why can't you 💔

[indigo stream]

went from 47 to 65 to 100 accuracy

[plucky kelp]

Tbh I only looked at Rxe6 and idk if it works lol.
Im still gonna say Rxe6

[potent gulch]

Exactly, just make all the pieces become furry and gg we win 🔥

[normal trench]

this was mate in 3 but I missed it

and then I had this

[latent stone]

This is from a Bobby Fischer game, Rxe6 fxe6 Qxe6+

[normal trench]

and the most common

[orchid sedge]

after Kf8 there's Bc6 or what

[open pagoda]

You got a point. That kid is too soft for the internet judging by their responses.

[potent gulch]

Several reasons but the main one is that well, it's quite feminine and ik exactly how I'll treated by people, mainly some members of my family lol, so ye..but it's fine

[junior anchor]

And it's a forced recapture🫩

[plucky kelp]

Why did fyutir randomly say "Furryfication" to a chess puzzle 😭

[potent gulch]

🔥🔥🔥 exactly

[normal trench]

yeah

[junior anchor]

Manter?

[grizzled adder]

Is chess.com still doing untitled Tuesdays?

[latent stone]

Bobby Fischer is my idol:) I've seen so many of his games and etc

[grizzled adder]

New on the server btw

[orchid sedge]

'manter' 😔😔😔

[naive jackal]

Wow! I solved it first.

[plucky kelp]

I HAVE NAME DYSLEXIA (idek if its a real thing)

[open pagoda]

Why I LOVE my wife! She loves my femboy side ❤️

[tired junco]

most kids are on other terrible media platforms as well

[orchid sedge]

after Kf8 it's bc6 or no? 😭

[open pagoda]

Have you seen 4chan 💀🤣

[junior anchor]

You are real so it must be❤️‍🩹

[potent gulch]

Yuhhhh it's right:p, I took some big minutes calculating this cuz I wasn't sure what to do after fxe6 qxe6+the kf8 but turns out that's pretty good for white and I can just chill because black's king is just exposed so I have long term checkmate chance

[indigo stream]

imagine having this huge advantage on the evaluation bar just for a pawn to do you dirty like this

[latent stone]

Only one move which wasn't even algebraic notation 😭

[junior anchor]

It's dead

[grizzled adder]

Is chess.com still doing untitled Tuesdays?

[tribal aspen]

Its insane when you make a sacrifice and its not a brilliant

[open pagoda]

I know but I was just using it as an example

[junior anchor]

Y'all act like 4chan is dark and not just a wojak spamhole

[plucky kelp]

Still why did you randomly say "Furryfication"? 😭

[potent gulch]

I don't remember exactly but I think we just chill and play a simpler move because black's king is just exposed, probably yeah bc6

[junior anchor]

The solution to a puzzle is never a battle

[tired junco]

are you 18 yet? bc if you are move out and do what you want. that hair would be amazing

[ember forum]

y'all try too hard to be edgy ngl

[potent gulch]

Yeee I'm not 💔lol

[orchid sedge]

fyutir go to sleep bro it's late 😭😭

[junior anchor]

But United process of community

[latent stone]

Not me vro I'm not even edgy 🥀

[orchid sedge]

wdym

[potent gulch]

🔥🔥 that's cool!!!

[junior anchor]

I can't accept today😭

[ember forum]

specifically the people it wasn't aimed at replied lmfao

[plucky kelp]

We both should go to sleep ngl lol

[junior anchor]

I just want to stay in yesterday for a bit more i don't wanna shcool

[latent stone]

Mb bro

[ember forum]

dw twin u good

[orchid sedge]

yeah goodnighty then

[tired junco]

just wait until you do so you can get that fr, lowkey black and pink or black and green is my favorite color of hair

[plucky kelp]

Goodnight (I'm gonna stay here a lil longer tho)

[orchid sedge]

did you have a different username in the past couple of months??

[latent stone]

Bye chat, I may try and go to sleep now

[ember forum]

yeah i did

[orchid sedge]

oh okiee

[orchid sedge]

what was it

[tired junco]

how so little guy

[ember forum]

imduck82

[junior anchor]

Hey manter let's go to sleep at the same time

[tired junco]

pause

[plucky kelp]

@potent gulch Would you live on the d5 square in a giant chessboard?

[potent gulch]

Yuhh, I actually wish to get out of my region in general, maybe moving to another city or even a country, people here are quite rude which does not mirror my personality and that makes me feel less sociable tbh

[ember forum]

h6 would be better than d5

[potent gulch]

LMAO Yes 🔥🔥

[orchid sedge]

I would want to say something but I don't want to get locked out for the 2nd time so ye lets sleep

[potent gulch]

True, right in the corner

[junior anchor]

Well i said time not place so you don't have to say anything

It's weird you got locked out and not me for the stuff i said couple times😭

[orchid sedge]

Hot take: D5 square is the most feminine square on the board

[tired junco]

come to utah! We're nice, societal people who wont be so judgemental of you, and slc and ogden have a lot of things to do as well

[orchid sedge]

ye 😭😭

[ember forum]

ain't noone with a brain migrating into the us anytime soon

[tired junco]

The game of chess is feminine because the board resembles a kitchen floor

[plucky kelp]

What's the most testosterone square on the board then

[tired junco]

im sorry its just a joke

[orchid sedge]

d6, which is c5's dad

[ember forum]

sure

[orchid sedge]

and f2 and f7 are cousins

[plucky kelp]

What is e6

[junior anchor]

Ok just ranked all the squares based on masculinity

[orchid sedge]

e6 is a villain sister who is jealous of d6's wife

[normal trench]

this is a 9x9

[ember forum]

im at a :̶.̶|̶:̶;̶ for words

[orchid sedge]

that's such a bad ranking, 3/10

[plucky kelp]

Would have been so funny if you randomly drawn among us

[junior anchor]

Extension

[ember forum]

y'all ain't got pattern recognition like i do 🔥

[junior anchor]

You know i wanted to stand out so i added extra squares from myself

[wide lantern]

Is nimzo indian more complicated than kings indian

[orchid sedge]

at a what 😭

[tired junco]

nimzo is harder

[orchid sedge]

no

[devout zodiac]

more white squares up top I wanna prove something but I can't just yet

[ember forum]

nvm y'all not chronically online enough

[orchid sedge]

hell nah bro what

[wide lantern]

So rn I'm just only playing London, caro kann and kings indian, should I switch kings indian to nimzo

[junior anchor]

🫩

[ember forum]

i love that emoji

[orchid sedge]

it reminds me of that hella funny meme with like a story of four pictures with two sticks

[junior anchor]

London caro kann kings indian nimzo indian all the ideas in one pack

🫩

[ember forum]

yeah that's it

it's called loss

[junior anchor]

Then rank yourself vro

[plucky kelp]

What 😭

[wide lantern]

I don't play chess I play London and caro 🗣️

[junior anchor]

Ok mb sorry bro

[gentle basin]

femboy opening for both white and black

[ember forum]

chat is he stupid

[orchid sedge]

HEHEHEHAHA

[junior anchor]

Whatever wins wins so no big deal

[wide lantern]

But like genuinely I need to settle on a d4 open for black

[plucky kelp]

Yes, he's upside down. Doesn't he know about laws of gravity?!!!

[orchid sedge]

OF COURSE BRO IT JUST HAS THE VIBEEESSS

[junior anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/wait-im-upside-down-gif-18019253623480334835

[ember forum]

why is your name color weird

[potent gulch]

Yeee as soon as I make money enough I might do it, by what u said that'd be the perfect place for me fr

[orchid sedge]

OH AT A LOSS OF WOORDS XDDD OKAY I GET IT NOW

[oblique dagger]

How did u get yellow role

[orchid sedge]

OMG IM TAKIGN THAT JOKE NOW

[ember forum]

by being good

[oblique dagger]

How to be good

[junior anchor]

Weekly achievement something

[ember forum]

mb you're like 17 years late

[plucky kelp]

Does winning any type of chess.com tournament get you the role

[orchid sedge]

I KNOW BUT ITS STILL HELLA FUNNY

[ember forum]

let me pull up the old screenshot one sec y'all

[oblique dagger]

How do u win weekly thing

[plucky kelp]

I MEAN.

[junior anchor]

Outcheat of course

🔥

[plucky kelp]

Does winning any of the weekly chess.com community tournament get u role?

[junior anchor]

But probably being good and maybe that arena had like 4 members

[ember forum]

#💬〡chess-talk message

[tired junco]

Oh its fire here, I live in ogden but you could go to place like salt lake, the weather is nice and you'll never run out of things to do either way, (I have 5 7/11's within 2 miles of my house)

[plucky kelp]

Oh wow

[junior anchor]

7 out 10 we banned in leaderboard💔

[plucky kelp]

Anyways ima go to sleep.
Gn chat :3

[tired junco]

sleep well tn gng

[zealous marsh]

which side would you wanna play here

[ember forum]

additionally;

1792 players

i was simply superior

[orchid sedge]

is grass green ahh

[zealous marsh]

no it's actually a pretty dynamic position

it's 0.0 lmao

[junior anchor]

Black

[orchid sedge]

oh.i thought it's like -4 but I would take white

[hazy mason]

xD

[junior anchor]

Confidence matters🔥

[orchid sedge]

and sleep also matters fyutir

time to go to sleep 😡

[junior anchor]

You too

[orchid sedge]

you're a chess player you need sleep

[junior anchor]

Go to sleep don't you have school too?

[zealous marsh]

The only reason why it's 0.0 after Ng6 is Bg3 😭

[orchid sedge]

I have shoes

[junior anchor]

Oh yeah i have otb chess

[zealous marsh]

Bg3 e5 Qf5

[orchid sedge]

woah

[junior anchor]

I gotta crush 7 year olds so i need to sleep

[orchid sedge]

exactly

[potent gulch]

Oh yee that's cool, if there's actually a lake there it'll be even better lol, I love nature places

[junior anchor]

(i am playing not with age group but skill group ok?)

[tardy spear]

Im better than all of you btw

[orchid sedge]

okie

[ember forum]

just joined 💔

[tired junco]

Oh yeah, theres a nice aspect of modern city with anything you'll ever need with parks everywhere

[junior anchor]

No denial. i know you are always superior in playing tic tac toe

[tardy spear]

[zealous marsh]

@orchid sedge bro... I let the engine run, and it's slowly giving white more and more of an advantage 😭

It's complex as hell

[orchid sedge]

that's crazy 😭

[junior anchor]

At my level i would win as black easy

[orchid sedge]

I feel like a human would lose against ng6 tho

[junior anchor]

It's so easy to mess up an attack

[orchid sedge]

it's so easy to lose to an attack too

[junior anchor]

Yeah especially after opponent blunders you miss it and now it's m2

[zealous marsh]

To demonstrate Manter's point 💀

[proven nacelle]

Beautiful queen sac against a CM

[junior anchor]

Peak attack and then those guys be like "that's why this opening is better"

[safe folio]

Hi

[orchid sedge]

umm no

[safe folio]

Rude…

[zealous marsh]

@safe folio bro's learning Vietnamese for his gf 😭

That's actually so cute tbh

[orchid sedge]

what if I would say no with a smile, would that still be rude? : 😔

[safe folio]

Yes maybe idk

[wide lantern]

Jobava London solid?

[junior anchor]

Yes

Always say yes to frens

[orchid sedge]

how do I make it not rude

[orchid sedge]

das ist keine frens 😔😔

[junior anchor]

"stfu bro i don't need your hi"

[safe folio]

Huh

[junior anchor]

Or "hi" and then ignore

[orchid sedge]

I'm gonna ask chatgpt wait

[junior anchor]

Works every time

[orchid sedge]

that's rudeeeeeeeeeeee

[zealous marsh]

Wait am I missing something

[safe folio]

Idk

[zealous marsh]

Are you the vietnamese here or is your gf the one

[junior anchor]

Better than nothing

If person continues to interact you do too until they lose interest

[safe folio]

Idk

[orchid sedge]

it's ruuuuuudddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee3eeeeeee

[junior anchor]

That's how you avoid being rude without telling

[zealous marsh]

😭

[orchid sedge]

but it's still ruuuudddeeeeeeee

[zealous marsh]

Fym you dunno your own line of heritage

[safe folio]

Idk

[orchid sedge]

he's like Italian I think

[zealous marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/understandable-have-nice-day-have-a-great-day-have-a-good-day-nice-gif-20850110

[orchid sedge]

or Samaritanian or smth

[junior anchor]

Pasta mafia?

[orchid sedge]

Luigi mafia 😔

[zealous marsh]

Mario rival mafia gang 😔

[potent gulch]

That looks like a dream, honestly lol

[proven nacelle]

This is the most random mate ever

[orchid sedge]

The 1000 people civilization Mario's skin guy mafia 😔😔

[zealous marsh]

absurdly peak

[orchid sedge]

it's so peak, top 2, best video on YouTube

[zealous marsh]

I ate so good while watching that bro, best meal of my life

A long video + a stacked fried rice box for under $1 gotten right in front of your uni ❤️

[slate harness]

Anyone here wanna learn how to solve a Rubik’s cube?

[graceful coral]

easy brillant

[gentle basin]

i can already solve a rubiks cube

[tired junco]

most goated place ive ever lived in fr

[wide lantern]

What does magnify pieces do

Like is there even a difference

[eternal creek]

Yall I feel so dumb rn. What was the best move after night to f3 on the third turn? https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/144300315522/review?move=4

[frosty peak]

kochambiszkopty (489) vs. DigitalSoul8 (454)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nc3 Nf6 3. Nf3 d6 4. h4 Bg4 5. h5 d5 6. Nxd5 Nxd5 7. exd5 Qxd5 8. Be2 e4 9. O-O exf3 10. gxf3 Bh3 11. Re1 Qxh5 12. Bb5+ Kd8 13. Re8# 

[eternal creek]

Because d6 made it go from .1 to .5. So obviously that was wrong

[split jacinth]

nah

[eternal creek]

Also I feel so stupid. I saw a pawn and my 450 level brain went "ooh food" and I lost my mate in 2 and gave it to him

[azure pivot]

Linguini😔

[jaunty oxide]

gothamchess pmo

us championship is happening with multiple decisive games (or even draws that were very entertaining, and all bro does is glaze hikaru is random tournaments or magnus in scc

[hazy mason]

how can I sent img?

[mental comet]

these puzzles are getting easier

[hazy mason]

yeah

[mild quest]

Anyone wanna play

[mild quest]

Why do you type like a grandmaster

[jaunty oxide]

stfu not u again

[mild quest]

U sybau bro

[hazy mason]

.

[mild quest]

Anyone wanna play

I'm 900 rated, but I'm 2500 with engine on

[gentle basin]

you cant play with an engine dude

[mild quest]

I can play with engine off

Let's play unrated

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> sawblazesucks7

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Rapid: 1464 (peak)
Blitz: 792 (1047 peak)
Bullet: 912 (1273 peak)

[mild quest]

Accept @sweet mauve

[sweet mauve]

Why

[mild quest]

Let's play

Unrated

[sweet mauve]

Nah

[kindred crypt]

Guess The Temperature

[sweet mauve]

I personally want to play better players

[chilly grail]

ig i cant play...

[sweet mauve]

😭

[chilly grail]

i been playing so bad lately

i bet a 1000 elo could beat me

[sweet mauve]

ouch

either way your like 1800-1999 so im sure you'll recover

or tilt a lot

[chilly grail]

only way im winning rn is bc my oppenents cant see tactics

[sweet mauve]

until you recover

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> nguyenevan123

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1815 (peak)
Blitz: 872 (1413 peak)
Bullet: 1508 (1534 peak)

[visual lichen]

Well

I made backj from last night's tragic escapade

[chilly grail]

it wont show my current rating idk why

[visual lichen]

And then some

[sweet mauve]

oh nah

[raw fulcrum]

Biggest blunder martins ever done, lost both rooks, a knight, and his queen and got checkmated by a queen and rook. wow. https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/computer/430118385/analysis

[frosty peak]

Martin-BOT (250) vs. awsumcool69 (114)

Move List

1. d4 Nf6 2. f4 g6 3. a3 Bg7 4. d5 O-O 5. d6 exd6 6. Kf2 Ne4+ 7. Ke3 Re8 8. Kf3 b6 9. b3 Bb7 10. g4 Qh4 11. Ke3 Nf2+ 12. Kd2 Nxd1 13. Kxd1 Bxa1 14. b4 Bxh1 15. Kd2 Qf2 16. Nh3 Qxf1 17. Ng1 Qxg1 18. b5 Qe3+ 19. Kd1 Qxe2# 

[raw fulcrum]

i highly doubt theres bigger even if martin is stupid

bc not even mittens would blunder like that

[devout zodiac]

my iq is 5 digit (00067)

[raw fulcrum]

https://tenor.com/view/67-gif-8575841764206736991

Shades on, l'm Boul Wit Da Glasses
Bro say er 'cause he a savage
So many dead opps, so many ashes (Brrt)
You ain't catch that, I can't pass this (Come here)
Shooter stay strapped, I don't need mine
Bro put belt right to they behind
The way that switch brrt, I know he dyin' (Oh my, oh my God)
6-7, I just bipped right on the highway (Bip, bip)

[devout zodiac]

shower me with your wisdom

[normal trench]

this guy took 44 seconds to make this move

[wooden lava]

The hanging queen

Hurts my eyes

Take it

[normal trench]

he resign

[wooden lava]

Ok

Egg

What was that elo level

[normal trench]

840

[wooden lava]

https://tenor.com/view/67-67-kid-edit-analog-horror-phonk-gif-3349401281762803381

[normal trench]

I'm out

[wooden lava]

Are you sure

[tired junco]

vro its 2025 talm bout sum "sybau" 🥀

[wooden lava]

I just use the classic stfu

[wooden lava]

Thats not 67

[junior anchor]

That's tuff stuff bro

[wooden lava]

But its not 67

We need a 67 opening

[junior anchor]

Shatap

Crystal guardian isn't even peak and you talk about some 67

It's tuff stuff

Multi purpose foam cleaner

[wooden lava]

Covid gambit

[junior anchor]

Avoid using it on your eyes brain skin and ass

[wooden lava]

We need covid gambut too

[junior anchor]

So you can still smell it and lick it

[wooden lava]

Too late i just ysed it on nothing but my eyes, skin, brain, and ass

We need a COVID GAMBIT

[unreal steppe]

does anyone wanna help me get the castle victory award

[wooden lava]

Whats castle victory

[mild quest]

Syabau🌺🌻🌹🌷

[wooden lava]

Killer rook, is that you?

[unreal steppe]

when you castle checkmate

[unreal steppe]

yes it is 😎

[wooden lava]

How does

[unreal steppe]

just O-O# or O-O-O#

[wooden lava]

I will lose to you just tell me the specific moves

[mighty gorge]

if rxd2 you just have Re8#

[wooden lava]

But please also help me witb ti

[unreal steppe]

whats your real elo?

[mighty gorge]

yeppp

[mighty gorge]

pretty mucch yeah!

[unreal steppe]

sure

@wooden lava you there

[wooden lava]

100-200

[wooden lava]

Later today

[mild quest]

@tired junco sybau

[unreal steppe]

wdym later today

[wide lantern]

Anyone down to play and give advice( would appreciate some intermediate players)

[wooden lava]

Not now but later in philippines time

[mild quest]

Me, I need advice

[wide lantern]

Cool, what's your ign

[unreal steppe]

how many hours from now

[wide lantern]

Oh, I can't really give it, I'm looking for advice

[mild quest]

mcmcirving

[wooden lava]

Two or three

[mild quest]

Ohh ok

[wide lantern]

I'm down to still play though

[unreal steppe]

I’m currently 700 but I estimate my actual OTB elo to be ~1000-1100

[mild quest]

Sure bri

[unreal steppe]

would you be down to get advice?

[mild quest]

mcmcirving

[unreal steppe]

I don’t know if you’re that much better than me but

[wide lantern]

I'm 1100 and my otb is probably around there too

[wooden lava]

I want to become 500

[wide lantern]

But you guys should play eachother

[unreal steppe]

alr what’s your username

[wide lantern]

Kingzay22

[unreal steppe]

i guess, not sure if he’s the real elo he says but worth a shot I guess

[unreal steppe]

you down to play?

[mild quest]

Sure

[unreal steppe]

hop on

[elder verge]

I am here to say e

E

[wide lantern]

Anyone who's over 1500-2000 wanna play and give tips

[graceful coral]

fibonachi + btc

[wooden lava]

Username is Trebuchet9

[mild quest]

Nice game bro

[wooden lava]

What fibonacci

Why is there fibonacci here already

Isnt that math

[unreal steppe]

yeah if I didn’t blunder that bishop we would’ve been pretty equal

[wooden lava]

Where is Killer Queen

https://tenor.com/view/kira-yoshikage-kira-yoshikage-fire-edit-fire-gif-17710953357383880186

[trail pewter]

[wide lantern]

Dead chat, anyone wanna play at all

[tacit briar]

What elo r u

[wide lantern]

1100

[tacit briar]

Sheesh

Im a 350

Lol

[chilly grail]

play?

[wide lantern]

Sure

Honestly I was 350 a couple weeks ago

[tacit briar]

Yea I'm learning rn

[wide lantern]

I recommend spending like a week studying hard and playing very little then making a new account to be rated
More accurate

[tacit briar]

Getting used to middle game and openings

[chilly grail]

user

[wide lantern]

Kingzay22

[tacit briar]

But hey I'm a 1000 in bullet

[jaunty oxide]

alejandro rameriz should appear in the room of the person i just played in clash and they should turn into a woman if they aren't already one

[tacit briar]

Agreed

[jaunty oxide]

bro their deck was mini pekka, pekka, wizard, arrows, mega knight, hog rider, witch, and valk

[zinc swallow]

Hi, is anyone here 1800+, I’m trying to find somone for my friend to play?

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> nickderkrasse

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Rapid: 749 (762 peak)
Blitz: 343 (661 peak)
Bullet: 205 (401 peak)

[wooden lava]

Obito

[hushed rapids]

Of course

[winged dock]

Yeah

[chilly grail]

ggs

[wide lantern]

Your open completely threw me gg

[chilly grail]

want tips?

[wide lantern]

Yeah

[hushed rapids]

What is ur oppening ?

[wide lantern]

Would like to rerun as white or in response to e4

Since that's what I mainly play/play against

If you got time

[chilly grail]

you kept making empty threats that could easily be dealt with and made my position better

ur saying u want me to play normal lol

[chilly grail]

uh secret

[hushed rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/angrybert-bert-angry-seriously-907gold3ngi4l-gif-17381001924107225856

[wide lantern]

Sure man

[chilly grail]

fine

[hushed rapids]

Anyone down for a game

Please ....

[brittle ridge]

That was cool

[wooden lava]

Rapid is so much easier when you play a lot of blitz

[buoyant timber]

I don't play blitz tho so Im trash at rapid aswell

[modern owl]

Made from someone in the chess.com community

[buoyant timber]

Whoever decided the italian should be in tactical is a lil monke ill be honest. Its very positional in my opinion.

[naive jackal]

Wow! QG and Sveshnikov on top.

[fair wren]

ok

[buoyant timber]

It gets locked very fast if you stick to the giocco pianno and there arent really any tactics

[wooden lava]

Where is hyperracelerated

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/chopé-chopé-par-le-colback-choper-par-le-colback-choper-le-colback-choper-gif-5104640364610762789

[wooden lava]

Why is bongcloud in the moddle

[fair wren]

it’s too good

[jaunty oxide]

traxler is lowkey the most fun thing to play

[buoyant timber]

Because its the best opening, it cant be decided where.

[wooden lava]

Yes

[wooden lava]

Ware opening is

[jaunty oxide]

u do comp math?

[modern owl]

Hyper dragon is probably tactical and aggressive

[wooden lava]

Whats comp math

[jaunty oxide]

competition math

[fair wren]

but you would get absolutely bullied by people who know the traxler counter attack’s refutation

[wooden lava]

No

[jaunty oxide]

since ur also int he math discord server

[buoyant timber]

Traxler is fun, but also dangerous if your opponent knows what they're doing.

[wooden lava]

I just want help with homework and i like collecting server tags

[buoyant timber]

The bongcloud. 1. e4 e5 2. Ke2

[jaunty oxide]

yeah thats true but i only ever face fried liver in bullet or 1 in a billion rapid games so that rarely happens

[wooden lava]

Bruh

[jaunty oxide]

ohh i see

[wooden lava]

Is fried liver any good?

Because traxler exists

[jaunty oxide]

like at 800-1100

but most don't play the traxler against fried liver

[buoyant timber]

I mean, at your elo yeah. But im a 1300. If I play 2 knights I invite the fried liver.

[wooden lava]

Is it useful at my level

[fair wren]

I don’t think it’s good but not that bad.It’s not losing for white but it’s mostly equal and might lead to a draw

[buoyant timber]

That's why most people at my level just play the anti fried liver

[buoyant timber]

Study basics instead of openings at your level.

[chilly grail]

fried liver is good paul morphy was a main user in the fried liver

[wooden lava]

Too risky, ill just play normal italian

[jaunty oxide]

yeah fried liver is way less common than just playing d5

[fair wren]

anti fried liver is a bad opening lol

[buoyant timber]

I know.

I kust play d4 against it.

[fair wren]

white can attack the center and bully black

[jaunty oxide]

wait someone remind me is traxler a draw if both know theory?

[buoyant timber]

I play d4, c3 and Nxc3

And just get gigachad decelopment

[fair wren]

no if white or black is stockfish playing

[buoyant timber]

Its losing for black if white knows theory.

[jaunty oxide]

ohh

[past blaze]

im playing with someone whose profile picture is the infant austrian painter 😭 how do i report this

[jaunty oxide]

dude i played a guy whos pfp was the adult version

[fair wren]

go to the nearest police station and show them it

[jaunty oxide]

and he said it was to scare away jewish players

[buoyant timber]

Its like +1.4 if white knows not to take, or to do the bishop sacrifice line instead of the knight sacrifice

[buoyant timber]

That's insane lmao

[jaunty oxide]

yeah but honestly i don't think i've ever faced someone who knows theory

[buoyant timber]

Youre atleast 1800 and you've never seen a person who knows theory?

[jaunty oxide]

like they obviously know a bit

[buoyant timber]

Ive played a game of like 7 book moves (which isn't a lot but at my level its a lot) against someone when I was 1100

[jaunty oxide]

but like past 12 moves i've never faced someone who has

this line is insanely common for me

[fair wren]

theory is kinda useless if you don’t understand the purpose of the moves

[chilly grail]

nuh uh'

[wide lantern]

Gg

[chilly grail]

ggs

[wooden lava]

Isnt theory knowing the purpose of the moves?

[fair wren]

well you might know the Ruy Lopez’s theory but you then don’t know what to do if you didn’t understand why you played those moves

[young crest]

Ts is like 20 moves

[fair wren]

those 20 moves are quite easy to remember if you understand the purpose of the moves

[jaunty oxide]

e4 e5 nf3 nc6 bc4 nf6 ng5 bc5 nxf7 bxf2 kf1 Qd7 Nxh8 d5 Exd5 nd4 c3 Bg4 Qa4+ Nd7

this line in the traxler is so common

and completely winning for black

all are book moves until c3

[young crest]

Its just rerouting knights and positional play basically in a closed position

I dont play ruy lopez cuz im an attacker, i suck at positional play

[fair wren]

what happens someone puts you in a closed position and trade queens early

[young crest]

Like berlin?

[chilly grail]

u throw the chess pieces at them

[fair wren]

nah like any other closed position

attacking is quite impossible in those situations unless you make a pawn break

[young crest]

Yeah, its just not the opening for me

[ember garnet]

if you see a good move look for a better one is actually crazy tip

[young crest]

I play gambits with traps in them and with black i usually play kings indian or french depending on their first move

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> duckwith4ks

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Rapid: 1505 (peak)
Blitz: 1621 (1683 peak)
Bullet: 1805 (1878 peak)

[loud river]

yay it works

[fair wren]

gambits are kinda bad

[storm brook]

Hello, do I need FIDE ID to buy Fide arena titles

[loud river]

bruh fide arena titles are high key a joke

[storm brook]

I’m getting AFM

[fair wren]

nah just steal them

[storm brook]

I just want it

[loud river]

1100 elo as a "master" is wild

[young crest]

Im at like 1100 and no one can stop alien gambit in blitz

[fair wren]

300 elo grandmaster

[storm brook]

I’m 1600

[young crest]

Im lowk ggm

[fair wren]

I want to be a 300 elo grandmaster

[young crest]

Great grandmaster

[loud river]

yeah but thats still not titled player level

[storm brook]

Can u awnser my question

[fair wren]

you have to reach 2980 elo

[loud river]

i have no clue lol

[fair wren]

for a title

[loud river]

what are you going on about

[storm brook]

AFM

then NM

[fair wren]

arena fide master?

[loud river]

i meant @fair wren not you

[grave solar]

aren’t those just lichess titles

[loud river]

i dont know if you need actual fide ratings for the titles

[storm brook]

it shows to tournaments here in our country

[fair wren]

I am talking about why hotdogs are sandwiches

[grave solar]

that’s interesting

[storm brook]

and I want to keep improving I’m not stopping chess

I won 3 medals at 1 month it’s like my best record yet

[fair wren]

you can improve your chess performance by playing chess

[fair wren]

bananans

oops lol

[loud river]

whats your rating on chess.com

[fair wren]

I accidentally send an emoji

[storm brook]

1521

[loud river]

rapid?

[storm brook]

I use Alekhine

Yeah Rapid

[chilly grail]

hi

[potent gulch]

Poland mentioned 🔥

[loud river]

oh thats pretty good

[storm brook]

Thx

[grave solar]

how often do you face the 4 pawns

[fair wren]

what’s Poland

[storm brook]

In Bullet I am 2311

[loud river]

actually

what the heck

[storm brook]

rarely

[sour olive]

I'm unrated (beth harmon)

[storm brook]

Lichess

[fair wren]

Beth harmon

[loud river]

oh that makes more sense

a bit

[fair wren]

hamon or harmon I forgot

[grave solar]

yeah i figured cause i play the 4 pawns against the alekhine and my opponents usually misplay by like move 7

[storm brook]

Idk what opening to use for black I wanna swap alekhine but alekhine is good too

[loud river]

i play caro kann

[fair wren]

what’s the Alekhine defense?

[storm brook]

Caro kann is hard for me Ngl

[sour olive]

lichess doesnt allow trolls to disable your accounts>

[loud river]

i like it in bullet chess because its easy to premove

[fair wren]

play the elephant gambit and get absolutely bullied

[chilly grail]

hi

[grave solar]

if you like the alekhine maybe try something with a fianchetto

[storm brook]

Everyone in this country learned caro kann in his whole life

[fair wren]

just play the pirc defense

[chilly grail]

disgusting.

[storm brook]

pirc passive I thinking of French defense

[fair wren]

it’s absolutely amazing

[grave solar]

the pirc is not good unless you know a lot of theory

[storm brook]

Then transpose like sicillian

[loud river]

where is "this country" lol

[fair wren]

french is a counterattacking opening

[grave solar]

yeah that might work

[fair wren]

just play philidor

[storm brook]

pilipine

[chilly grail]

THIS

phildor is so solid

[storm brook]

Is Philip or good

For white I use London

[grave solar]

its solid

[storm brook]

yo I’m joking I use vienna

Vienna gambit or italian

[grave solar]

same

[loud river]

OH ive been there before

[willow star]

not gonna lie just cooked someone deviously with the jobara london

[loud river]

philippines?

[willow star]

i just learned it and oh my lord it is awesome

[storm brook]

yes

[willow star]

im not surprised since it's only 500 elo chess but still

[grave solar]

i increased my rating by 100 by switching from the vienna to the italian even though i dont know theory

[storm brook]

isn’t it jobava

[fair wren]

Philippines defense

[willow star]

oh yeah

my bad, jobava london

[chilly grail]

london is a great opening

[storm brook]

Yo thoughts on Nitmozwitich defense thingy

[chilly grail]

dont play jobava tho

[fair wren]

was the jobava London popularized by Jobava

[grave solar]

i dont see the point in giving your opponent the whole center for free

and it can transpose into the french and sicilian i think so you need to learn too much

[fair wren]

play the king’s Indian attack as white

[storm brook]

oh yeah speaking of KIA

I might learn catalan soon

[willow star]

funnily enough i jumped from 300 to 500 by forgetting openings and just playing naturally

this is the way folks trust

[grave solar]

yeah openings don’t matter as much as people say at low levels

[fair wren]

king’s Indian attack can transpose to a pseudo Catalan

[grave solar]

especially cause your opponents aren’t gonna be playing theory so principles will get you a good position every time

[storm brook]

I got 100 to 1400 by playing an ASMR and used common sense

[willow star]

i mean when everyone can't see 2 moves ahead and is hanging pieces left right and center.. i can see why

[fair wren]

I got to 1600 by cheating jk

[willow star]

me included, i've lost count of the times i've made a stupid move and then went "ohhh nooo" 3 seconds later

[chilly grail]

hi

[willow star]

is mommy asmr the method

[fair wren]

king’s Indian attack or defense

[grave solar]

the only theory i know is against the caro and i usually do fine in the opening

[fair wren]

king’s Indian attack is a fraud

[queen whale]

What are we talking about

men whimpering is clearly optimal

[chilly grail]

??

[loud river]

honestly playing italian game is good enough at 1500

no one has crazy opening konwledge in 1500 rapid

[willow star]

500 chess highlights go crazy

[grave solar]

the italian is good enough at 2800 lmao

[chilly grail]

i do

[willow star]

dude blundered big time with qb6 ngl 💔

[chilly grail]

but now im 1830 rapid

[fair wren]

The Italian game is the best opening

[vocal musk]

@storm brook @fair wren please connect your account for trusted role

[fair wren]

why

[chilly grail]

whats going on witht he chess moderation dude

[robust furnace]

Chat, what should I do when I have no idea to do what move, just do random moves that isn't a blunder or mistake?

[fair wren]

I forgot my password

[vocal musk]

so you can access the server

[chilly grail]

not moderation bot mb

[grave solar]

the only opening theory you need to know is how to not end up lost against gambits

[vocal musk]

what's ur chesscom username

[fair wren]

I forgot

it’s zraptice

I took a look

[vocal musk]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHVsNnZza2tvb2lkOXJyOWJ3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tI0a0QzIRmzDShP23b/giphy.gif

[robust furnace]

Saying I forgot and saying it's zraptice under 3 seconds is sus

Bro's mind is a quantum computer 😭

[fair wren]

that’s not my account but a random account I saw

[loud river]

nothing new is imposter

[chilly grail]

this guy is a bot

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> harshderiya235

This is the Chess.com profile of harshderiya235. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1818 (1801 peak)
Blitz: 1554 (1654 peak)
Bullet: 1607 (1664 peak)

[fair wren]

here’s my real account MagnusCarlsen

[sour olive]

if you dont know what to do that means you have no plan

[fair wren]

this is very real

[loud river]

Bro is speed running getting kicked

[willow star]

if the sky is blue then the blueness is in the sky

[fair wren]

who

[sour olive]

what I said makes sense if you know how to analyze a position

[fair wren]

what’s analyzing a position

there’s only finding good moves

[wind bay]

When u look at a position and analyse it

[grave solar]

how do you find good moves

[willow star]

i'm pretty sure if you don't know what to do, that infers you don't have a plan

[fair wren]

no need to analyze, just play good moves

[willow star]

doesn't take a magic man to figure that one out

[chilly grail]

saying this give you aura?

[grave solar]

are you implying you use an engine

[willow star]

no

[fair wren]

nah , my big brain is enough

[willow star]

probably negative aura actually

[wind bay]

💔

[chilly grail]

exactly lmao

[grave solar]

bro was not kidding

[sour olive]

Correct, the problem was created before he got stuck

[willow star]

thanks

[chilly grail]

anyways free coaching guys book ur sessions with me!!!

[grave solar]

i still don’t know how to come up with a plan in the middle game

[loud river]

just push a random pawn if you habve nothing to do

like open up space for your king or soemthing

[grave solar]

i just throw all my pieces at the opponents king every time

[fair wren]

are you better than pegasuschess who is the goat at coaching

[grave solar]

the building habits method

[proven wave]

Are you hiding something? 👀

[fair wren]

nah

[proven wave]

Wanna play?

[fair wren]

ok

[chilly grail]

i wanna

[fair wren]

I suck at chess

because I am too good

[proven wave]

What tc?

[wind bay]

pegasuschess got the Mikhail tal cut but none of the skill

[fair wren]

zraptice

[loud river]

did anyone play a titled player before

[chilly grail]

i did

[fair wren]

I am mikhail tal but I sacrificed all of my pieces in the 10 moves

[loud river]

what elo

[willow star]

is there any titled players at 300

[fair wren]

I am the new mikhail tal

[proven wave]

3 mins game

https://link.chess.com/play/XWHoEy

[sour olive]

You first look at who has more material, king safety for both sides, what the best pieces on the board are doing, who has the diagonals/open files, and the weaknesses

[loud river]

yeah for sure

"dum peasants"

just kidding

[fair wren]

I can’t start the match since it doesn’t match the current settings idk what that means

[chilly grail]

dodging

[willow star]

no no that is accurate

[fair wren]

yeah I did and I defeated Fischer in his grave

[proven wave]

Okay try on my 2nd account
https://link.chess.com/play/4O81kF

[vocal musk]

what's your account

[fair wren]

I already said it

I forgot my chess user again so I forgot

[grave solar]

he said it’s MagnusCarlsen

[fair wren]

I forgot because I forgot that I forgot

[lament nymph]

Hello

[fair wren]

I am Magnus Carlsen

[proven wave]

gg 🙂

[fair wren]

ggs

[proven wave]

Now I know your account xD

[fair wren]

yes

I am a very honest person

[unique ledge]

Mohit, tell me what openings you play so I can study theory against them before our match! Thank you in advance! 🤗

[proven wave]

Thanks for the game

[proven wave]

I don't even know what opening I play, I play what I feel like.

[unique ledge]

Zamn, that's an opening that cannot be countered. Mohit cannot be countered

[proven wave]

xD

Now I am bad at chess haha

Then before

[unique ledge]

Are you rusty?

Did you peak sit for too long?

[proven wave]

Always

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> MOHIT (mohit)

This is the Chess.com profile of mohit. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: MOHIT (mohit)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1625 (1814 peak)
Blitz: 1506 (1624 peak)
Bullet: 1557 (1753 peak)

[proven wave]

This from years haha

[unique ledge]

Wow, prime Mohit is where I'd like to be

If you can do it once, you can do it again

& the second time should be easier than the first

KEEP YOUR CHIN CHESS UP

YOU GOT THIS

[proven wave]

I forgot my own advice in chess .
This was a time when my chess started to decline a little by little 😅

Thanks Infinite

[latent wind]

Why play

[unique ledge]

Casual chess can be fun too

[proven wave]

Why not? It's fun 🙂

[latent wind]

why lie

[unreal steppe]

is anyone down to help me get the castle victory award? (unrated ofc)

[latent wind]

for that matter no game is fun

unless ur playing with friends

[jaunty creek]

i finally did it

i finally changed my pfp

[latent wind]

Solo games are for youtubers and loners

[proven wave]

Did what? 👀

[jaunty creek]

and hit 1500

[unreal steppe]

won a game of chess? congrats!

[proven wave]

Nice!

[unreal steppe]

W

[grave solar]

congrats

[glossy trail]

take it from magnus, sit at the chess board and play with yourself

[jaunty creek]

thank you

[latent wind]

and if ur playing any ranked game solo you should start to self harm because thats more fun than that will ever be

[jaunty creek]

WTF

[latent wind]

healthier too

[glossy trail]

ok what the

[latent wind]

any game of that kind

rs6 cod

[wind bay]

what is blud blubbering on abt

[latent wind]

many others but the point stands

[unique ledge]

Congratulations for reaching 1500 @jaunty creek AND THANK YOU for changing your profile picture! This moment is a win for all chess members in our community!

[wind bay]

Bros point got no feet

[proven wave]

For me Chess is fun because it's a hard game to play and endless position. And improvement is rewarding + nice community like this

[glossy trail]

bars

[latent wind]

Chess is not fun because your opponents are lucky and unskilled

[jaunty creek]

we love you mohit

[glossy trail]

someone just lost to a 100

[jaunty creek]

you can’t get lucky in chess

[latent wind]

Whenever luck is a factor i instantly stop playing

[wind bay]

Speak for yourself 💔💔

[latent wind]

W cap

[jaunty creek]

you literally can’t

[latent wind]

smurfs everywhere

[fair wren]

luck exists in chess guys

[grave solar]

you kinda can at low ratings

[jaunty creek]

then be better

[latent wind]

maybe at 2000+

but even then