💬〡chess-talk

[dawn summit]

boii mango variation

[oblique dagger]

Chess.com puzzles are so easy

[lone totem]

Wait you arent indian?

[quartz wigeon]

whtt is hop chess

[gusty hazel]

you were so locked in

[lone totem]

😭 dam i might be forgetting people

[last badger]

Lmaoo my meme 💀 💀

[wet cypress]

What makes you think I am?

[oblique dagger]

So good

[oblique dagger]

I had to take it bro

[potent gulch]

Loll, not ironically, I have this feeling after reading zig's book lol

[wet cypress]

rather strange question

[maiden schooner]

does anyone wanna play ?

[lone totem]

My bad my bad, thought you were someone else i think

[quartz wigeon]

you 1500 lets playyy

[grave solar]

tas of doom

[wet cypress]

Who had you mistaken me for?

[potent gulch]

Yoo zeejay, when are u making a YouTube channel bro

[coarse musk]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMUuc1CG/

[crude niche]

Hiiii

[quartz wigeon]

I am 800 but plsss play me

[oblique dagger]

I got 1/6 on zig final exam

Did i cook @potent gulch 🥹

[last badger]

When Hans Niemann becomes World Champ

[potent gulch]

It's something 🔥

[last badger]

[gusty hazel]

hans niemann is the GOAT

[potent gulch]

Yoooooo 🔥

[oblique dagger]

Can i play u at chess 🥹

[gusty hazel]

at least he didnt cheat guys lets lock in our brains like he isnt cheating otb

it's called a publicity stunt 🤯

[lone totem]

One minute im having dementia

[quartz wigeon]

shut up propaganda spreader I hope india will punish you for your sins

[gusty hazel]

🥶

[wet cypress]

Sure get over with it. I'll wait...

[last badger]

Yo chat here's a rare Hans Niemann vid lol

https://youtu.be/ncWl9VHt9Co?si=e2zjViV26cbrJRPc

[gusty hazel]

i beat this guy in a simul

[quartz wigeon]

I saw him cheat against my hero gukesh in blitz world cup

[gusty hazel]

pro?!?!?

[gusty hazel]

ong

[quartz wigeon]

these idiotic bots in discord spreading lies about hans the cheater and he is getting payrolled by chesscom anyway

[grave solar]

this isn’t good rage bait btw

[gusty hazel]

yeah chess.com is accusing him of cheating at then paying people to say he didnt cheat

[crude niche]

Chat

Chat

[lone totem]

That Axiom guy you know

[gusty hazel]

i get this genius psi ops tech

[lone totem]

His previous account

[nimble jacinth]

Today drew against a 1900 Fide. 1,5/2 this season

[potent gulch]

Bruh, we just had a shooting here 💀

[gusty hazel]

online

[quartz wigeon]

what you think I am ragebaiting you should read the hans report lol

[crude niche]

🫃

[potent gulch]

That shit haven't happened in a while

[nimble jacinth]

OTB

[gusty hazel]

was he 90 years old and from europe

[crude niche]

Otb is fun

[azure pivot]

he’s a known ragebaiter just ignore him

[grave solar]

I should start playing otb

[azure pivot]

Not worth your time

[nimble jacinth]

Nah, 50-60, but still from Europe

[gusty hazel]

its a good way to lose money yeah go for it

[zealous maple]

Anyone who is pretty high rated who could play me and tell me how to improve?

[plucky kelp]

What happened?

[gusty hazel]

i was close

[lone totem]

Sup key

[grave solar]

Not even tournaments just in general

[azure pivot]

hey ha wsg

[potent gulch]

Mehh cartel and police shit

[stoic crane]

beat the IM

[quartz wigeon]

whatt who teached you about me ??? you lttle indian racist

[plucky kelp]

oh ok

[gusty hazel]

"1955"

[oblique dagger]

Hai master

[grave solar]

no way anybody falls for this

[lone totem]

<@&745328830649991179> calling people racist 🥀 sorry

[plucky kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/бойкисер-boykisser-gif-17607764535119619264

[quartz wigeon]

heee got banned for being racist mf

[azure pivot]

<@&745328830649991179> accusations that damage my image

[zealous maple]

Would anyone play a match against me?

[quartz wigeon]

I am legally allowed to do this

[nimble jacinth]

I'm just wondering, do you have something like a chess league in your country?

[grave solar]

I’m down

[potent gulch]

I recorded it Lol

[oblique dagger]

Beat vlazinq in blindfolded 🥹 🙏

[zealous maple]

K wait ill send you a challenge link

[lone totem]

Yo am fine, english exam tomorrow been studying

[azure pivot]

yet im still typing

[plucky kelp]

could have sent it in dm instead of here but ok lol
wow

[potent gulch]

It ended already, now they're firing fireworks, which as a context, they do this usually when they won something, drug or fight 💀

[azure pivot]

gl for that bro

[quartz wigeon]

they reduced your punishment for some reason

[potent gulch]

I don't think I'm getting banned 😭, I mean hopefully Lol

[lone totem]

Stay safe aporou 🙏

[maiden schooner]

AurelGoated1

[gusty hazel]

chess is such no skill pattern recognition 0 psychology stone age game im playing among us

[azure pivot]

almost like I never commited an offence in the first place

[gusty hazel]

bye

[quartz wigeon]

I need to reopen my 800 account wait a hour

[potent gulch]

It stopped already lol I'm good

[lone totem]

Is this what titles do to people

[plucky kelp]

alright glad you're safe apro uwu

[gusty hazel]

maybe

other games are so much harder though

[potent gulch]

Yee just a Brazil's routine lol UwU:3

[lone totem]

I dont think thats very safe 🙏 🙏

[potent gulch]

I can't do anything about it so Lol 😭

[maiden schooner]

Lol

[azure pivot]

lol

[quartz wigeon]

dw I will only think 5 seconds every move

[willow owl]

Oh new peak? Congrats

[potent gulch]

Oh yee, just hit it a new one today, forgot to update:p

[lone totem]

Wassup Beanumambulation

[wet cypress]

oh

[kindred crypt]

Wanna play chess game ?

[wet cypress]

Anyways gotta get back GRINDING

[lone totem]

Yeahh anonymousaxiom
His previous account was similar i remmber now

[wet cypress]

bye

[lone totem]

gl

[plucky kelp]

Btw Apro are you on the mood for roblox now or nah?

[potent gulch]

Mb but I'm not in the moods for more chess now 😞💔

[wet cypress]

thanks I need it. I suck at german failed thrice

[willow owl]

I thought 1860 was new but this is even more amazing

Congrats

[lone totem]

1v1 me racket rivals trobbio

[willow owl]

I will never catch up tho

[potent gulch]

We can try my internet doing it's thing again 💔

[kindred crypt]

Ok, anyone want to play chess rn ?

[potent gulch]

Tyyyy:3 ❤️

[potent gulch]

I think u will 😭

[tender gust]

guys

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> mommystawp

This is the Chess.com profile of mommystawp. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 137 (400 peak)
Blitz: 100
Bullet: 242 (250 peak)

[lone totem]

Me stuck below 2100 2 months 🥀

[willow owl]

You're progressing too you know. Also you stayed at 1840 for a while i noticed

[tender gust]

my friend admitted the truth

[plucky kelp]

nah bro you have probably put like 10 hours into racket rivals 😭

[lone totem]

That he is a table?

[potent gulch]

Yee I went stuck at 1840s, I might get another plateau soon anyway 😭

[tender gust]

@vocal musk

[lone totem]

uhh i have max level danger sting, more like 6 hours

Only 4 days in bro dw

[plucky kelp]

😭

[lone totem]

i got a 10 win streak and then got humbled

(Today)

[plucky kelp]

So is that a yes?

[wind bay]

What rating and what time ctrl

[kindred crypt]

I 900 elo, let's play 10minute game

Agree?

[wind bay]

I can play 10 min if it is chess960

[willow owl]

Nah 2000 soon

[potent gulch]

Yuhhhh

[potent gulch]

Hopefully lol

[plucky kelp]

Yay ^w^

[potent gulch]

:3 🔥

[torn maple]

Why do I only progress the other way around? I only lose rating 😔

[willow owl]

Play enough training games with ha and you'll get on his level

[lone totem]

Ive never played apro, crazy

[nimble arch]

I dont think ive ever played you

[lone totem]

You did like once or twice, i got bamboozled

[tender root]

Hi everyone

[lone totem]

Tbf i was 1600 then
Im still 1600 blitz but better

[native musk]

2.6 hog cycle is so ez to master

[lone totem]

For some reason i have a 7 day gap before my bio exam, maybe ill run some rapid 😭 i pray i can convince my dad for thid otb i have the day RIGHT AFTER my exams end

@nimble arch are you having fun silking song

[vocal musk]

What

[inland flower]

is engine rating accurate vs real players rating?

[devout zodiac]

hey

[devout zodiac]

some engines yeah

[willow owl]

@potent gulch adopt this goone r

[tawdry bronze]

Hey guys, how was your day?

[inland flower]

shit

[devout zodiac]

doing alright wbu

[tawdry bronze]

was nice, waiting a package tomorrow to arrive, i bought 2 cute stuff

[tawdry bronze]

why

[latent stone]

2000 beans when?

[devout zodiac]

coool

[lone totem]

@sunder mods blocked content evading

[pale granite]

hey where can i add photos

[willow owl]

Huh?😭

[inland flower]

coz im thinking whole day about 8-9 hours drive time tomorrow ;]

[tender gust]

My friend admitted the truth

[inland flower]

shattered

[willow owl]

Im not even 1800 chill

[tender gust]

However

[pale granite]

helo?

[wind bay]

Under the plus thing there

[latent stone]

Start grinding bbg

[tender gust]

He said he genuinely didn't remember that he got banned, and that now he's confused on why was he banned.
@vocal musk

[pale granite]

it wont' let me

[tawdry bronze]

Damn, im sorry

[devout zodiac]

helo

[pale granite]

it only says use apps

[limpid viper]

that is me

[pale granite]

i got a chess game i want to show you guys

[kindred crypt]

Anyone wanna play chess?

[pale granite]

under 10 move bishop + knight checkmate

[devout zodiac]

send the game link

[pale granite]

k

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/144218160044/analysis?move=19

[frosty peak]

Davidtadd (483) vs. I-am-a-piece-of-cheese (492)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Qf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Nf6 4. d3 d5 5. Bg5 dxc4 6. Bxf6 gxf6 7. dxc4 Be6 8. Nc3 Bxc4 9. b3 Nd4 10. Qe3 Nxc2# 

[latent stone]

My favorite U2000

[limpid viper]

im actually over 2000 rapid vro

[latent stone]

Blitz 1900 🥀

[devout zodiac]

are u im-a-pieceofcheese?

[limpid viper]

worse.

[pale granite]

yes

[devout zodiac]

ggs well done

[pale granite]

thx

[latent stone]

Blud is 1700 blitz

[latent stone]

So am I

[maiden schooner]

Im 1500 blitz

[latent stone]

How 😭

[pale granite]

104??

[grave solar]

same

[pale granite]

SIR IS THAT THE STOL f-15 NASA

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> hubiwali

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 905 (909 peak)
Blitz: 663 (760 peak)
Bullet: 563 (702 peak)

[limpid viper]

i have not played blitz in a few days tho

[pale granite]

NO WAY

[latent stone]

Yes.

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> harshderiya235

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1818 (1801 peak)
Blitz: 1500 (1654 peak)
Bullet: 1607 (1664 peak)

[pale granite]

very cool

[grave solar]

im exactly 1500 holy tilt

[latent stone]

Watch me get 2100 rapid ezzz

[limpid viper]

well actually i have just only with bones

[latent stone]

@random summit

[limpid viper]

2100 rapid isn't hard ngl

i just haven't been playing much

[rugged aurora]

why isnt 1818 peak but 1801 is

[latent stone]

Eh I'm 2106 blitz. Shouldn't be hard to get 2100 rapid.

[limpid viper]

then again i think im alot better in rapid than blitz

just cause im so bad with time management

[latent stone]

My rapid is definitely hella underrated now ngl. Haven't played rapid in months

[limpid viper]

perhaps

[latent stone]

Just dont spend a lot of time on openings in blitz.

[limpid viper]

i do this but thats not the issue

[latent stone]

Ahh middlegame?

[nimble arch]

Im too poor to afford the Mount fey bench 🙁

[limpid viper]

my time management is just so ass that i'll be up 30 seconds in the opening and manage to get flagged

[stoic dagger]

hi hhelp why did my puzzle rating drop 500 randomly?

in 1 day

[limpid viper]

idek man

[latent stone]

Good night chat. Me go sleep.

[limpid viper]

last time i played blitz rated i got flagged like 3 games in a row in a completely winning position

[tender gust]

@frosty peak Albert

[limpid viper]

i get flagged so much its insane

[tender gust]

@frosty peak Einstein

@frosty peak @normal berry

[limpid viper]

happened to everyone

[indigo stream]

wasn't a brilliant as not expected

[next pasture]

Did you just gave a free bishop for the sake of it

[crude niche]

Oh

[crude niche]

Looks like it

[indigo stream]

i had a brilliant later on , so i count it as a tactic

[next pasture]

You havent developed anything 💀

[crude niche]

I had an intense game haha

[next pasture]

Lets see

[indigo stream]

i developed everything

[crude niche]

Check out this #chess game: Bon_Bon2_0 vs catonacatcus - https://www.chess.com/live/game/144218158374

[frosty peak]

Bon_Bon2_0 (1208) vs. catonacatcus (1202)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. Bc4 Nc6 3. f4 g6 4. Nf3 Bg7 5. Nc3 d6 6. Bb5 a6 7. Bxc6+ bxc6 8. e5 d5 9. O-O e6 10. d4 Qb6 11. dxc5 Qxc5+ 12. Kh1 Ne7 13. Re1 Nf5 14. Qe2 O-O 15. Be3 d4 16. Ne4 Qd5 17. Bf2 c5 18. Red1 Bb7 19. Nc3 Qc6 20. Nb1 Nh4 21. Rd3 Bh6 22. Bxh4 Bxf4 23. Nbd2 Be3 24. Nc4 a5 25. Nxe3 dxe3 26. Rxe3 Ba6 27. c4 Qa4 28. b3 Qa3 29. Qf2 a4 30. bxa4 Qxa4 31. Nd2 Rab8 32. Bg5 Rb2 33. Bh6 Rd8 34. Qf6 

[willow owl]

Gng i got school

[indigo stream]

the graph itself can show how intense the game was

[maiden schooner]

@glass turtle 1v1?

[willow owl]

He just like me fr

[crude niche]

Graph?

[limpid viper]

i hope not

[indigo stream]

that was an intense game

[tawdry bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-9791600234365446047

[maiden schooner]

anyone trynna play?

[sacred rover]

sure

what tc

[maiden schooner]

Blitz

[crude niche]

Oh i was blind this game huh

[sacred rover]

check dm

[indigo stream]

i call that a graph , what do you call it ?

[crude niche]

Evel bar

Short for eveluation bar

[indigo stream]

my evel bar looks like a heartbeat graph

[indigo stream]

i see

[twin holly]

hi guys, anyone from italy?

[vocal musk]

I told you he was lying

[crude niche]

Check out this #chess game: bolt7624 vs Bon_Bon2_0 - https://www.chess.com/live/game/144217911380

[frosty peak]

bolt7624 (1023) vs. Bon_Bon2_0 (1208)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 e6 3. d4 d5 4. exd5 exd5 5. dxc5 Bxc5 6. Bb5+ Nc6 7. O-O Ne7 8. Be3 Bxe3 9. fxe3 O-O 10. Kh1 a6 11. Bxc6 Nxc6 12. c3 Bf5 13. Nd4 Nxd4 14. Qxd4 Be4 15. Nd2 Re8 16. Nxe4 dxe4 17. Qxd8 Raxd8 18. b4 Rd2 19. a4 Red8 20. h4 h6 21. Rf4 Rc2 22. Rxe4 Rdd2 23. Re8+ Kh7 24. Rg1 Rxc3 25. h5 Rb3 26. b5 axb5 27. axb5 Rxb5 28. Re7 f6 29. Rf1 Rbb2 30. Rxf6 Rxg2 31. Rff7 Rh2+ 32. Kg1 Rhg2+ 33. Kf1 Rg5 34. Rxb7 Rxb7 35. Rxb7 Rxh5 36. e4 Re5 37. Rb4 Kg6 38. Ke2 Kg5 39. Ke3 h5 40. Rb1 h4 41. Rg1+ Kh5 42. Kf4 Re7 43. Rg5+ Kh6 44. e5 Rf7+ 45. Kg4 Ra7 46. Kxh4 Ra4+ 47. Rg4 Rxg4+ 48. Kxg4 Kg6 49. Kf4 Kf7 50. Kf5 g6+ 51. Ke4 Ke6 52. Kf4 g5+ 53. Kxg5 Kxe5 

[crude niche]

This one was worse probably

[full gulch]

Oh no my bishop

[crude niche]

I love messi too

[indigo stream]

i did worse to my bishop

[twin holly]

nice to hear that 🙂

[crude niche]

Yeah

[maiden schooner]

@sacred rover ggs

[sacred rover]

engine?

[thin jackal]

Which part?

[sacred rover]

genuinely haven't seen a 20 centi pawn loss in a 70 move game

[thin jackal]

I'm from Padova

[sacred rover]

Seems like it averaging 20 centipawn loss every single damn game

[grave solar]

anyone wanna play a game

[twin holly]

go in private chat

[sacred rover]

sure

[grave solar]

ok ill dm

[naive jolt]

Guys, just played a brilliant game

[patent patrol]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1FhagjsmYU1nJg8rsnObnI

DAAAAAVEEEEEEE

[naive jolt]

what?

[patent patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/john-wall-dancing-basketball-gif-9611195

[maiden schooner]

@thorny maple can i try ?

[devout zodiac]

I almost did an en passant checkmate

[tall hinge]

batterrrrrrrr im so drunk 😭😭😭

[indigo stream]

that wouldve been a historical checkmate

[twin holly]

your pic is my favourite video of all time..

[tall hinge]

Bros not even real 😭

[tender gust]

bro, he said he didn't lie on purpose and that he forgot that he was banned

also he said he completely doesn't remember shit

and that he doesn't know why he's been banned

• He would like to appeal

[wooden lava]

look at my new engine, EREN YEAGER

[grave solar]

en croissant

[dry geyser]

Found a cheater lol

[wooden lava]

lol eren

[indigo stream]

the engine sees a blunder , i see a brillaint , my opponent sees the power button

[patent patrol]

I’m soooooo drunkkkkk daveeee 😭😭😭

[tall hinge]

im so drunkkkk batterrrr 😭

[jovial flame]

What was the thought process bro

[wooden lava]

eren enging is best

*edging

[long swift]

i dont know anything about chess but im trying to beat a game that involvs chess can someone help me out?

[wooden lava]

*engine

[vocal musk]

He should dm doofus

[wooden lava]

King to e2 square

[austere lichen]

How is it possible that I have 1241 blocked users

[long swift]

/:

[long swift]

are you good at chess?

hey @uncut sable can we get magnus carson here pls i need help bru

FRICK ALL OF YOU ALL I NEEDED WAS HELP

[wooden lava]

you know

use london system

[austere lichen]

Im at 1000 so I guess average

[jovial flame]

what website is this

[modest spear]

Roblox.com

[jovial flame]

Sybau 😭✌️

[wooden lava]

le baguette

bread

lafayette

its lafayette

[visual plover]

my god someone was moving at the speed of light i thought he knew some advanced theory then he blundered a whole piece

[wooden lava]

Lafayette

[wooden lava]

blitz or bullet?

[visual plover]

blitz lol

[wooden lava]

wow

[jovial flame]

30min game actually and they still rushing

[wooden lava]

too fast

or maybe it was brilliant move

secretly

[jovial flame]

even stockfish doesnt see it

[summer oar]

alright chat, how would you finish the game?

[devout zodiac]

can someone game-review this game for me pls
https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/144219755478/analysis

[austere lichen]

What's the issue?

[frosty peak]

alexeicgess (2001) vs. lookattheeyes (1910)

Move List

1. e4 e6 2. d4 d5 3. Nc3 dxe4 4. Nxe4 Nf6 5. Nxf6+ Qxf6 6. Bd3 Nc6 7. Nf3 h6 8. c3 Bd6 9. Qe2 O-O 10. O-O Re8 11. Re1 Bd7 12. h3 a6 13. Ne5 Qe7 14. Qe4 g6 15. Nxd7 Qxd7 16. Bxh6 Bf8 17. Bxf8 Rxf8 18. Rad1 Rad8 19. Qg4 Kg7 20. Be4 b6 21. Qf3 Ne7 22. g4 f5 23. gxf5 gxf5 24. Kh1 fxe4 25. Rg1+ Ng6 26. Rxg6+ Kxg6 27. Rg1+ Kh6 28. Qg4 Qf7 29. Qg5+ Kh7 30. Qh4+ Qh5 31. Qxh5# 

[wooden lava]

i rush in a ten minute game

[jovial flame]

easy to blunder when your rushing

[autumn goblet]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/144219777926/analysis engine : new account : hello cheat detection?

[frosty peak]

mmohammad-53 (1140) vs. lakab85203fuashacom (1143)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. Bf4 Nc6 3. Nc3 Nf6 4. Nb5 e5 5. dxe5 Nh5 6. Qd2 Nxf4 7. Qxf4 Be7 8. e6 Bd6 9. Qxf7# 

[nimble arch]

bro called stockfish eren

[wooden lava]

yes exactly

but look at the depths

[dry geyser]

anyone between 400-500 wanna play a game?

[junior anchor]

Cutie

[wooden lava]

what is that bed? why is the back of the bed so painful to sleep on

[junior anchor]

The back is used to carry the bed

Don't you see pillow?

[wooden lava]

oh

dont they carry bed from under

[junior anchor]

I understand growing up in abusive household without a pillow can be rough but let's respect the pillow which represents comfort in the painting

[junior anchor]

Maybe he is pulling it

[austere lichen]

Why are we talking about abusive household in a chess server

[wooden lava]

ok

[junior anchor]

The same reason we talk casually discuss politics

[wooden lava]

ART

yes

[junior anchor]

Because it's related to knights being furries

[wooden lava]

ok no

[junior anchor]

Ok yes

[wooden lava]

WHY IS SAVED BY THE LORD THERE

[junior anchor]

Anyways the knight in chess is a furry because it's called a knight and there's a horse. People say the knight is the guy riding the horse but if that's so then where is the guy riding the horse?? It's literally just the horse. And before you say "The king just knighted a horse". If that's so then what happens when the pawn promotes into a knight? Conclusion: Knight is a furry

[low vigil]

did they adjust the puzzle rating

[wind bay]

[junior anchor]

Yes to make it an actual rating

Because 4500 puzzle rating is not real

[wooden lava]

hides inside a wooden horse to get the job done, never handles things upfront
-ares epic the musical

[junior anchor]

Ancient furry bro

[wooden lava]

his name is nobody

[junior anchor]

His name is knight

[wooden lava]

nobody

[austere lichen]

How are people above 1k

[wooden lava]

he is the reigning king of ithaca
he is neither man nor mythical
he is your darkest moment
he is the infamous
ODYSSEUS

[dim ravine]

It's hard but do able

[dense umbra]

There is no titled player or even at 2000-2100 elo, I need to train for my tournament in Nice

[dim ravine]

I got to 1k and I'm right now at low 900

[dense umbra]

Please contact me privately if you are there

[summer helm]

Everytime I get close to 1100 I drop to 800s

[dim ravine]

What's your elo right now?

[crude anvil]

Damn bruh i'm struggling at 1300 puzzle rating

[summer helm]

872

[dim ravine]

Would u like a game vs me?

[crude anvil]

Dumb question but what's elo

[dim ravine]

I'm 900 right now

[visual plover]

i swear 1300s are better then 1500s atp

[dim ravine]

Ouch

[summer helm]

Sure ig I can play one , it might get kinda embarassing tho I'm on a blunder streak

[dim ravine]

My username is Ernest973-Maz

On cc

[summer helm]

I'll send a rapid

[austere lichen]

I never have opportunities to do that

[dim ravine]

If u want make it unrated so u don't loose more elo

[visual plover]

just depending on the day, some days i lost a lot and today im on 7 wins in a row

[summer helm]

Oh no i don't care about that , it's just embarassing

[dim ravine]

Ok u do u

[austere lichen]

Well I just move figures around and attack or defend

[visual plover]

the number next to ur name when you play chess

its a base to estimate how strong of a player you are

https://tenor.com/view/chess-jumpscare-beauty-and-the-beast-gaston-gif-9842761121833904848

[junior anchor]

Are you doing slowrun vro

Why bully 1300s and 1500s?

[sly plaza]

is an 1100 elo good

[naive coral]

i was playing chess and this guy offered me a draw 3 times while he was in a checkmate position (he went till he timed out)

[visual plover]

i gotta get my blitz up g it happens

[austere lichen]

Can someone explain to me how I lost this game?
[Event "Let's Play!"]
[Site "Chess.com"]
[Date "????.??.??"]
[Round "-"]
[White "Gladiador5050"]
[Black "RobotYellow"]
[Result "1/2-1/2"]
[CurrentPosition "5r1k/1pp5/p2p3Q/8/1bPp1p1N/6PP/1P3P1K/2qb4 b - - 8 33"]
[Timezone "UTC"]
[ECO "C64"]
[ECOUrl "https://www.chess.com/openings/Ruy-Lopez-Opening-Classical-Defense"]
[WhiteElo "1031"]
[BlackElo "1026"]
[TimeControl "600"]
[Termination "Game drawn by repetition"]
[EndDate "2025.10.12"]
[EndTime "21:37:42"]
[Link "https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/144220097720/analysis"]
[WhiteUrl "https://images.chesscomfiles.com/uploads/v1/user/480085510.5183147b.50x50o.969428c47fd8.png"]
[WhiteCountry "225"]
[WhiteTitle ""]
[BlackUrl "https://www.chess.com/bundles/web/images/noavatar_l.84a92436.gif"]
[BlackCountry "54"]
[BlackTitle ""]

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 Bc5 4. Nc3 Nf6 5. a4 d6 6. Nd5 Nxd5 7. exd5 Bd7 8.
   dxc6 Bxc6 9. Bc4 O-O 10. d4 exd4 11. O-O h6 12. Qd3 a6 13. Bb3 Qe8 14. Re1 Qd7
2. c4 Rae8 16. Bxh6 gxh6 17. Bc2 f5 18. Rxe8 Qxe8 19. Re1 Qg6 20. Nh4 Qg5 21.
   g3 Bb4 22. Re2 Qc1+ 23. Bd1 Bxa4 24. h3 Bxd1 25. Rd2 Be2+ 26. Rd1 Bxd1 27. Kh2
   f4 28. Qg6+ Kh8 29. Qxh6+ Kg8 30. Qg6+ Kh8 31. Qh6+ Kg8 32. Qg6+ Kh8 33. Qh6+
   1/2-1/2

[frosty peak]

Gladiador5050 (1031) vs. RobotYellow (1026)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 Bc5 4. Nc3 Nf6 5. a4 d6 6. Nd5 Nxd5 7. exd5 Bd7 8. dxc6 Bxc6 9. Bc4 O-O 10. d4 exd4 11. O-O h6 12. Qd3 a6 13. Bb3 Qe8 14. Re1 Qd7 15. c4 Rae8 16. Bxh6 gxh6 17. Bc2 f5 18. Rxe8 Qxe8 19. Re1 Qg6 20. Nh4 Qg5 21. g3 Bb4 22. Re2 Qc1+ 23. Bd1 Bxa4 24. h3 Bxd1 25. Rd2 Be2+ 26. Rd1 Bxd1 27. Kh2 f4 28. Qg6+ Kh8 29. Qxh6+ Kg8 30. Qg6+ Kh8 31. Qh6+ Kg8 32. Qg6+ Kh8 33. [Qh6+] 

[naive coral]

probably cause you lost

[opal mantle]

thats hilarious

[crude anvil]

More than half a million puzzles huh

[austere lichen]

Yeah but I was clearly winning, but they forced a draw

Every time I force a draw it never works

[naive coral]

im 3000 elo according to puzzles (im 300)

[naive coral]

they must force a draw most the time

[austere lichen]

Yeah I couldn't do anything than dance along with his queen

[naive coral]

hes probably just mad good at forcing a draw idk

[austere lichen]

Im good too tho, I was winning

It should count for something

[limpid viper]

lichess has alot more

[naive coral]

yes but he forced a draw, it doesn't matter if you are winning or not if he forced a draw

[limpid viper]

if someone can force a draw you weren't winning

[naive coral]

also the puzzles counted are also counting the really shitty puzzles that are like 1 queen and 2 kings 😭

[naive coral]

this is a good point

[inner grotto]

Hehe monkey

[naive coral]

this guy is secretly magnus carlson

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> as34pal1

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Rapid: 1888 (peak)
Blitz: 1546 (1561 peak)
Bullet: 1656 (1677 peak)

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> reaioni

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 413 (800 peak)
Blitz: 605
Bullet: 146 (262 peak)

[naive coral]

wowie zowie im 600 elo blitz

those who know

[austere lichen]

Is mine at least good?

[unkempt mantle]

better than like 50% of the website

[dim ravine]

@summer helm hey ggs man that was a nice game

U made a big mistake by trading queens

[gilded marsh]

I beat a GM Observa esta partida de #chess: jonathanwesterberg vs EIOmarXD - https://www.chess.com/live/game/144220273190

[frosty peak]

jonathanwesterberg (2589) vs. EIOmarXD (2246)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 d6 3. Bb5+ Bd7 4. c4 Nf6 5. Nc3 Nc6 6. d4 cxd4 7. Nxd4 e6 8. Be3 Be7 9. O-O O-O 10. Qe2 a6 11. Nxc6 Bxc6 12. Bxc6 bxc6 13. Rad1 Qa5 14. Qc2 Rab8 15. b3 Qh5 16. h3 Rfd8 17. Bf4 Ne8 18. Rd3 e5 19. Be3 Qg6 20. Rfd1 Bf8 21. c5 d5 22. exd5 cxd5 23. f4 d4 24. fxe5 dxe3 25. Ne2 Rxd3 26. Rxd3 Bxc5 27. Nf4 e2+ 28. Qxc5 e1=Q+ 29. Kh2 Qf5 

[summer helm]

Oh nah I was already dead lost by that point my man

[dim ravine]

True I think u made a mistake when u moved your bishop and it allowed me to take your other rook

[unkempt mantle]

Wow

[summer helm]

Ye i can't really Focus rn

[dim ravine]

It's alright man ur good

I can't hate on the way u played

[summer helm]

Anyways cya we'll play some time else

[dim ravine]

Yeah sure man tbf I did play a tricky opening

Jobava isn't easy to counter

[summer helm]

Only opening i used to know was french and i forgot that shi too lol , and well London ig but everyone knows London

[dim ravine]

Ever since I leart the London it's the only thing I play now as white but u do enjoy a nice Vienna sometimes and the french I do like it it's a mixed bag for me

[slow flare]

Would like to join a std and 960 league for time controls 10 min for ~800 rating

[unkempt mantle]

On which rating range are you @summer helm @dim ravine ?

[dim ravine]

I'm 900 he's 800 but our peaks are both 1k

[dim ravine]

Are u polish by any chance?

[summer helm]

That's nice , I just used London to spam fried liver when I was 700 and stuff

[summer helm]

Yea

[dim ravine]

Fried liver?

[summer helm]

The knight move thing

[dim ravine]

Oh yeah never mind

[summer helm]

Yea

[unkempt mantle]

I gained a lot of rating this past month just from switching from 15+10 time control to 10+0. From 1600 i jumped to 1880, my new peak

[tired junco]

1v1
Rapid 10 min Record is 3-1
1-1200

[inner grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-poland-mentioned-gif-1221001402394478205

[summer helm]

I never play anything other than 10+0

[dim ravine]

I ain't a furry

[inner grotto]

Phase one: The biggest river in africa

[dim ravine]

River nile?

What kinda question is that

[summer helm]

The nile sounds like denial

[dim ravine]

Okay

[inner grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/this-guy-gets-it-nick-offerman-gif-14758472

[wooden lava]

Italian is fun too

[dim ravine]

It's decent it's a classic

[wooden lava]

Yes

[dim ravine]

But i only play d4 now

[wooden lava]

I dont like playing d4 because its so hard for black

[dim ravine]

Try out the Dutch

[wooden lava]

To london system
Every time I play against london i hate it so much

[dim ravine]

I play it everytime against d4

[wooden lava]

Whats that?

[dim ravine]

D4 f5 but do be careful against the Staunton gambit

[wooden lava]

I see

What about c5?

[tired junco]

1v1
10 min rapid
1000 - 1200
3-1

[dim ravine]

What do you mean the English?

[wooden lava]

Sorry i have to eat breakfast, also yes i think maybe

[dim ravine]

Well u can play the Dutch against the English but it would be abit challenging

[wooden lava]

Ok

[unkempt mantle]

It is annoying sometimes to face sidelines in dutch defence as theory is short and no one knows what to exacly do in resulting position

[dim ravine]

I play the Dutch but the only thing I do struggle with is the Staunton gambit

Idk how to counter it

[junior anchor]

Learn couple engine moves

[dense umbra]

English opening>

[unkempt mantle]

accept it

[safe folio]

@magic shard

[dim ravine]

True I may have to

[dense umbra]

Drop that bottle of alcohol and go to sleep, you're talking nonsense.

[junior anchor]

You either keep playing Dutch and learn to win against Staunton or try something else i don't know

[dim ravine]

I do accept it

[safe folio]

@magic shard half way done

[junior anchor]

Not accepting it loses vro

[limber hearth]

ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[magic shard]

good job

[dim ravine]

Nah i will continue to use it

[limber hearth]

ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[dense umbra]

Go talk to him inbox, instead of doing it here

[open tusk]

hey gays

[dim ravine]

It's the main choice of the engine to accept

[limber hearth]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[dense umbra]

🤢🤢🤢

[jolly epoch]

Hello anyone over 500 Elo wanna play?
I mean score in chess.com

[dense umbra]

What's Eli

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> mommystawp

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 137 (400 peak)
Blitz: 100
Bullet: 242 (250 peak)

[jolly epoch]

400

[safe folio]

I now have to build wings and weapons then I can customize it by painting or giving it stickers for details

[dense umbra]

What means Eli

[limber hearth]

does anyone want to 1v1 im elo 600

[open tusk]

yea what is eli?

[open tusk]

BET

[limber hearth]

ok

[dim ravine]

If u want we can play after

[junior anchor]

And the engine is right

[jolly epoch]

Me

[limber hearth]

dm me

[summer helm]

Insane username

[dim ravine]

Yes so why did u say accepting the gambit looses

[tired junco]

Someone just tried to do that against me and they got mated on move 13 💀

[dim ravine]

Sounds realistic 😂😂

[unkempt mantle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkKRj0OuD-E&list=PL7SlCA8F8EvW-0Db14LssjhvaIu4POHl_&index=6 You can learn how to beat it from this guy. Just turn in subtitles

[dense umbra]

Go to revised theory

[junior anchor]

When?

[jolly epoch]

I did wanna go VC?

[dense umbra]

You are too distracted and learn you complain about losing on a closed Sicilian

[dim ravine]

Earlier u said it looses to @unkempt mantle

[tired junco]

Like realistically the vienna sicillian and the french are the only valid opening for anyone under 1300

[dim ravine]

Bet

[junior anchor]

When?

[dim ravine]

I'm under 1300 and I play mostly jobava as white or Dutch with black

[junior anchor]

I never play into closed sicilian yo

[cobalt seal]

I have a genuine question for an arbiter

[empty mortar]

Goated

[junior anchor]

I have to disagree

[cobalt seal]

If there are any online

[tired junco]

what do you play?

[junior anchor]

Openings are not valid under 1300

[empty mortar]

Complete lie

[tired junco]

Lol

[dim ravine]

What's goated the Dutch or jobava?

[empty mortar]

Another lie

[tired junco]

what do you play

[cobalt seal]

Ponziani

[junior anchor]

How many people blunder pieces after 10 moves under 1300 bro

[empty mortar]

For your level both

[cobalt seal]

Dutch is fun :)

I like it a lot

[empty mortar]

Catalan, nimzo, svesh

[tired junco]

eek, i play french or queens gambit

[dim ravine]

Ahh right well they are my favourite to use

[junior anchor]

YES THAT'S THE VALID OPENING

[tired junco]

everything else valid but cat in 2025 cmon vro

[cobalt seal]

Maple plays wings gambit vs French

[dim ravine]

I like the wenour French am I weird for that

[empty mortar]

What’s with the cat hate

[unkempt mantle]

I respect it

[tired junco]

people like you make chess not fun 😂

[dense umbra]

WILL study

[cobalt seal]

:(

[empty mortar]

Too much theory for white, white should go nd2

[tired junco]

only kidding lol

[cobalt seal]

:)

[dim ravine]

That's why I like to bcs people have no idea what to do

[open tusk]

ikr

[dark escarp]

Salut 👋 yaurais til des français présent ?

[tired junco]

its 2025, i think tal played a catalan in 892 bc

[junior anchor]

I am not hoping to understand what do you mean

[oblique dagger]

@sullen slate what is u doing

[cobalt seal]

Je parle français en put

I think that's spelled right?

[empty mortar]

Ur 1000 rated tho

[dim ravine]

I'm Polish u don't need subtitles for this guy 😂😂

[dark escarp]

Okk super

[junior anchor]

Uncs losing?

[tired junco]

im 1500 brosketti spaghetti

[unkempt mantle]

I think you can in winawer french just take on d5 and play equal position with imblalances

[empty mortar]

Same thing

[oblique dagger]

What

[tired junco]

true lol 😂

[oblique dagger]

Fight me

[empty mortar]

I don’t like nc3 at all

[junior anchor]

I know benzo but i didn't know he would blunder a fork

[cobalt seal]

Maple just likes ponziani, it's always fun :)

[dense umbra]

I'll give you some advice to get 2000 elo

[junior anchor]

I don't need 2000 elo

[jolly epoch]

Anyone wanna play I'm 300 elo

[tired junco]

Ight chat imma play the kings gambit in 2025 wish me luck

[dense umbra]

You're 2300 right?

[oblique dagger]

Ur 1000 brudda

[junior anchor]

I want to beat p5 so come on vro

[empty mortar]

Give or take

[cobalt seal]

I just play chess because it's fun and I like meeting people

[tired junco]

ill still smoke u

[jolly epoch]

Same

[unkempt mantle]

I like it to play Bg5 after Nf6

[oblique dagger]

Alr bro hop on chess time to adopt someone

[dense umbra]

Disgusting,... That's really petty of you, you disappoint me....

[junior anchor]

You can't use will and smoke until you win

[tired junco]

whats ur rating lil bro

[oblique dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/your-home-gif-5698136180913341363

[oblique dagger]

1550 rapid

[dense umbra]

Do you have a FM title?

[empty mortar]

No

[cobalt seal]

Y'all someone offered me a draw at a tournament one day, (I accepted) and we decided to play a friendly game on the board since we payed to be there, he won and he tried to mark himself down with one point

[tired junco]

i thought you were 1200 uh oh

[empty mortar]

I have 200 bedwars stars tho

[tired junco]

i might lose this one chat

[cobalt seal]

Buh that was a lot

[oblique dagger]

[dense umbra]

You should have And you have the level

[empty mortar]

Clearly not allowed

[junior anchor]

Don't you know each 2000 elo online is FM are you exceptional?

[turbid ridge]

guys is wintrchess reliable for evaluation

[tired junco]

@vxqla on chesscom

[cobalt seal]

Thank you, I knew the guy for a while

[dense umbra]

Mate in 4

[cobalt seal]

I made him look like a fool when I put it down

[oblique dagger]

Ima go sleep actually

[cobalt seal]

As .5/.5

[unborn glade]

Black proceeded to do nothing for 20 minutes and run out the clock

[tired junco]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-lil-monkey-baby-boy-bath-gif-14180393

[unkempt mantle]

Do you want to play a 10+0 game? I'm 1880 at the moment?

[cobalt seal]

He deserves to bleck

[empty mortar]

@fleet dove

[junior anchor]

I doubt such story

[fleet dove]

why did you @ me for this

[unborn glade]

I can link you the game lmao

[junior anchor]

Black sacrificed a knight and won hopefully

[empty mortar]

Because comedy

[naive jackal]

@broken flower Hi! Is this true? Would you know?

[fleet dove]

in my experience it has been the opposite

[unborn glade]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/144215963508

[frosty peak]

UnnotedShadow (1403) vs. UdoubleJ1 (1335)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Nf6 4. d3 Bc5 5. c3 d6 6. O-O Bg4 7. b4 Bb6 8. a4 a6 9. Nbd2 O-O 10. Re1 h6 11. h3 Bh5 12. Bb2 Re8 13. b5 axb5 14. axb5 Na5 15. g4 Bg6 16. Bb3 Nxb3 17. Nxb3 Qd7 18. Qc2 

[dense umbra]

D'où t'as 2k5 🤔

[naive jackal]

Nevermind. They deleted the message

[empty mortar]

Bla bla bla ble ble ble blu blu blu ahh

[fleet dove]

chepa toi tu me le dis

[dense umbra]

Bah frr t un Fm toi

[junior anchor]

Of course

Never doubt coaches😎

[fleet dove]

accurate translation

[rotund horizon]

Hi everyone, Im new🙌

[limber hearth]

who wants to 1v1 thats over 1000

dw i dont mind

[dense umbra]

🫩saad

[dense umbra]

I'm white, I hope you don't mind.

[limber hearth]

i dont mind

[tired junco]

@vxqla on chesscom lets run it

[limber hearth]

whats your irl rating

[dense umbra]

Would you rather play a chess tournament in India or Africa?

[limber hearth]

india

[dense umbra]

Why ? You dont love .....?

[young swan]

A "drawing streak"

[dense umbra]

Nice Cheator here

[limber hearth]

disgusting

[young swan]

Bad "ragebait". 1.4/10

[limber hearth]

fr horrible ragebait

[dense umbra]

Coming from a racist...

[young swan]

If he thought id fall for THAT

[tired junco]

OTB 1600 fide online 14-1500

[young swan]

First time ive seen a lower online rating than fide

Im like 1660 otb and 2281 online

[dense umbra]

🤣🤣🤣

[tired junco]

oh ok

[tired junco]

w's

[potent parrot]

hmmm why 10 days old ac are too much powerful?

[tired junco]

getting to 1500 was so ez, i just played queens gambit with white and french with black

[shut drum]

Anyone want to play me

[young swan]

Hmmm I wonder if they like "beads"

[dense umbra]

How much elo

[tired junco]

rating?

[surreal swan]

It’s not easy, it’s so hard and I can’t reach 600🥺

[young swan]

Ah yes, the classic tilted 2000, dreaming to reach 600

[dense umbra]

You probably coach 700-900 elo people, you can see it.

[tired junco]

learn the vienna and the sicillian and the french = 1700

[surreal swan]

NO WAY teach me your ways🥹✌️

[young swan]

This dude is still trying. Too bad its still a 1.4/10

[dense umbra]

Vienna gambit It's easily countered, you'll find yourself in weird positions

[tired junco]

u wna play still

[potent parrot]

he is like +818 99 ac

[fiery olive]

Eww

Queens gambit

[young swan]

Beads

[dense umbra]

Change the record 🫩you keep repeating the same phrases

[tired junco]

Well you're just dog trash at the game, i win 80% of my vienna games

[potent parrot]

at least i feel good

[tired junco]

whats ur rating

[potent parrot]

im better than 99,8 of all players

[young swan]

You do better than a 1.4/10 and I'll change my ways

[potent parrot]

hahaha

[surreal swan]

Same here but in my mind✌️

[dense umbra]

🤢Your opponents don't know the theory, because this gambit is easily countered.

[young swan]

I have 50% winrate against GMs

[fiery olive]

Does this mean i got challenged by them????

[young swan]

Ye

[tired junco]

did u play 2 gms and win against one ? 😂

[fiery olive]

Or is it that stupid recommendation

[young swan]

It says challenge

[dense umbra]

💀....

[fiery olive]

Okay thx it was from my ex probably a mistake

[young swan]

Your ex

[surreal swan]

Fr?☠️

[tired junco]

1500's know some theory, just not more then me

[young swan]

Ye ive beaten Leonid Yudasin and lost to Christopher Yoo

[fiery olive]

Yh

[surreal swan]

I have a 100% win rate agaisnt NM’s🥹✌️

[fiery olive]

Nah not really

[surreal swan]

That’s insane what the hell

[tired junco]

wym lil bro

[young swan]

I have around 83.3% winrate

[fiery olive]

What?😭

[potent parrot]

chess is tricky

[young swan]

I randomly challenged Yoo and he accepted LMAO

[surreal swan]

What game mode did you even find a GM in

[dense umbra]

The 1500s only know the ladies' dresses, the open Sicilians, the Italian games, but they don't know much about the secondary lines.

[surreal swan]

Ohh that’s insane 😭😭😭

[young swan]

Bullet and blitz

[potent parrot]

55%W 50%B

[fiery olive]

Lil bro is a questionable choice of words and 1500 is really low you don’t need much to be 1500

[dense umbra]

Yes

[surreal swan]

Lowley a hella good flex

[young swan]

Against NMs.

[tired junco]

I'll beat you with more lines then a crackhead in a public toilet

[potent parrot]

how to link the accoun with bot

[tired junco]

how do u know ur 800

[inner grotto]

The sticker

[potent parrot]

there was smt before

[fiery olive]

Im 2200

[young swan]

[fiery olive]

Bahaha

[young swan]

Im 2281 haha gg

[tired junco]

🧢 🧢 🧢 🧢 🧢 🧢 🧢 🧢

[fiery olive]

Its true lil bro

[frosty peak]

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Rapid: 1603 (peak)
Blitz: 908 (916 peak)
Bullet: 886 (894 peak)

[fiery olive]

Ggs your good

[frosty peak]

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Rapid: 2148 (2239 peak)
Blitz: 1965 (1982 peak)
Bullet: 1999 (2059 peak)

[tired junco]

I ran aryan tari lil bro

[dense umbra]

💀I'll let you continue in your madness, I'm 2300

[naive flicker]

Who wants to play a couple games of chess
700-1000

[young swan]

I salute you for not falling to it

[tired junco]

Rapid?

[young swan]

My faith in humanity has been restored

[radiant grail]

hello

[frozen granite]

Does anyone want to play a game?

[naive flicker]

Sure why not

[tired junco]

im still winning bud

[fiery olive]

Game respects game

[dense umbra]

Saad💀🤢

[tired junco]

@vxqla on chesscom add me

[unkempt mantle]

Would you like to play an unrated game? I'm 1880

[tired junco]

ill play bonglcoud against u and still win ur a noob xD

[fiery olive]

Yeah why not only one though i gota get some sleep Lol send me the challenge

[radiant grail]

anyone want to play chess

[naive flicker]

Added

[dense umbra]

0/10 ragebait,grow up kid

[fiery olive]

Make it 5-10 minutes

[radiant grail]

1000 chess

[young swan]

Have to survive 3 more hrs at 21% battery

[radiant grail]

1000 rated chess?

[dense umbra]

Who asked you?

[unkempt mantle]

10+0 is ok?

[tired junco]

you want white?

[potent parrot]

i did it

[fiery olive]

Sounds good :)

[naive flicker]

Yeah

[radiant grail]

1000 elo chess?

[potent parrot]

how update

[young swan]

You most certainly didnt, and no I don't think i was talking to you

[tired junco]

ight one sec

[radiant grail]

yo chill

chess anyone im 1000 elo

[young swan]

Nah he still trynna ragebait me, i count the record as 0-3

[radiant grail]

oh ok. why?

guys any one wanna do chess im 1000 elo that hopefully plays like 1800

[dry geyser]

why not

[fiery olive]

Haven’t got the request yet

[young swan]

I get to decide who's included, not you.

[dry geyser]

im 500 😭

[young swan]

No idea, maybe he has daddy issues

[radiant grail]

its alr wanna play

[naive coral]

yo i just made a smoothie guys

[dry geyser]

sure u wanna call?

[unkempt mantle]

I sent a dm

[fiery olive]

Sweett

[radiant grail]

💀 LOL u guys are making me crack

[naive coral]

i love smoothies

[dry geyser]

fr

[fiery olive]

Same bro

[fiery olive]

o7

[radiant grail]

not rn my user is ChessKINGuser2

[young swan]

Ooo thats my dream job, ty for the blessings papi

[naive coral]

only really good chess players love smoothies btw

[radiant grail]

request me anything

[dry geyser]

wait srry i cant i have to eat dinner

[dense umbra]

More and more embarrassing

[radiant grail]

ok

anyone want to play chess im 1000 elo that hopefully plays like an 1800

[young swan]

Still has daddy issues

[radiant grail]

lollll

[naive coral]

i have 300 elo that plays like a 300 elo

[potent parrot]

huh? Im trying to connect my cc to discord and getting this "This account is already connected to another chess.com account"

[young swan]

And then bro admits to being my papi

[radiant grail]

its alright wanna play

[dense umbra]

Go see the mods

[naive coral]

lmao no im gonna get cooked

[naive jackal]

Hello! I might have but my therapist hasn't confirmed yet.

[mossy aspen]

hey, i suck at chess. i started on the 8th and my highest elo was 273 and then dropped to maybe 240. i created a new account so it will be eaiser to gain elo and right now im only playing bots. im also spending a lot of time on lichess doing puzzles and playing bots, yet martin can still beat me and most of the time its a stalemate. how do i get better???

[radiant grail]

we can do unrated, gotta play hard to get hard

pause

[zealous marsh]

Kovalenko is crazy.

[young swan]

Don't just play bots. Puzzles are good, have you started watching Smirnov yet?

[potent parrot]

U study U grind

[naive coral]

gotta get hard to plya hard

[young swan]

If you dont know who he is, youre missing out.

[dense umbra]

Practice, learn theory and watch YouTube videos,

[radiant grail]

loll

💀

[mossy aspen]

if i dont play bots my elo is going to be less than 250, and its going to take forever to gain elo.

[young swan]

I dont understand this.

[radiant grail]

u guys insane beef

[devout zodiac]

yeah true

[mossy aspen]

when i was playing against real people, i would at best gain 8 elo per win.

[young swan]

Imagine still trying

[radiant grail]

guys anyone wanna play, im 1000 that plays like 1800 hopefully

[mossy aspen]

my plan was to keep playing bots until i get good enough to beat 1000 elo bots, so it wont take forever to gain elo

[dense umbra]

No, if you are 1000 elo you will play like a 1000 elo.

[surreal swan]

We know what you actually said huh

[young swan]

Yo I know of a place where you can ask ppl to play against you

[junior anchor]

Quit elo shaming yo

[young swan]

Quit falling for his "ragebait" 😭

[radiant grail]

chess.com

[dense umbra]

??? Saad ragebait

[junior anchor]

Ragebait used to be believable bro

[young swan]

We have alrdy established he has daddy issues

[radiant grail]

yeah right my elo could be bad but i just dont play much

[young swan]

Ikr thats why I put it in quotes

[junior anchor]

That's just called being annoying and unfunny come on

[grave solar]

don’t worry about your rating, you’ll improve more from facing real people than you would facing bots. also, watch some youtube videos catered towards beginners, i’d suggest chessbrah’s building habits series

[junior anchor]

Mee

[dense umbra]

10/10 ragebait

[young swan]

Um

[junior anchor]

The world doesn't revolve around you

So not about you

[radiant grail]

bro these two have so much beef

[young swan]

I

Don't think

[dense umbra]

It's sad such immaturity and hoping to be a failure coach

[young swan]

That was

[dense umbra]

It's pathetic and disgusting.

[open tusk]

its not me tho

[young swan]

Ragebait

[zealous marsh]

This guy's attitude:

[dense umbra]

I waste too much time with a child

[young swan]

No, I hope to be a cashier as I said.

[naive jackal]

Hi! I already said that I might have but my therapist hasn't confirmed yet.

Also, can there be peace in this channel?

[loud river]

WOOHOO I BEAT A TITLED PLAYER FOR THE FIRST TIME

[dense umbra]

<@&745328830649991179>

[radiant grail]

no lol

[young swan]

Yes, you do, maybe you should go and play League of Legends

[junior anchor]

Did he succeed besides his words?

[zealous marsh]

touched a nerve? 💀

[devout zodiac]

when I have checkmate in 1 but I wait to take every one of his pieces

[radiant grail]

is bro tattletelling 💀

[young swan]

Great

[junior anchor]

He's just trashtalking at this point

[radiant grail]

bro when he was 3 "he;s tattletelling" bro now is the same

[young swan]

We should add him to the list of dumb snitches

[mossy aspen]

i guess ill play real people. it just takes forever to gain elo, and i dont want to have to win two games in a row without losses to make decent progress. i only win half my games at best.

[dense umbra]

<@&745328830649991179>

[radiant grail]

brooo grow up

[young swan]

I love you

[junior anchor]

False mod pings. Tuff

[vocal musk]

who let u back in?

[pale granite]

guys i've thought of a fun exercise if you ever want to do it. chess, but you lose when you get checked. you play against someone significantly worse than you, but even a check makes you lose. this could help you learn some defensive tactics

[devout zodiac]

Richard

[mossy aspen]

its difficult to understand. i dont like how people play games, id rather be given a list of instructions and have the example shown to me

[dense umbra]

Wow

[junior anchor]

What's wrong with him?

[young swan]

3 check exists

[pale granite]

this isn't 3 check is it

[vocal musk]

@devout zodiac @mossy aspen @pale granite @dense umbra please connect your account for trusted role

[grave solar]

that’s basically what chessbrah’s building habits is, he has a list of rules he has to follow

[frosty peak]

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[junior anchor]

Don't fall under his propaganda

[young swan]

Yes they should commit neurolink

[devout zodiac]

you also told gothamchess mods 😭

[radiant grail]

huh

[dense umbra]

Neurolink

[inner grotto]

Worst thing you could do

[pale granite]

no YOU connect your account

[junior anchor]

He is trying to make your accounts easier to stalk

[pale granite]

what

[devout zodiac]

@vocal musk I hate u with all my breathe man 😭

[young swan]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-horse-reaction-reaction-elite-dangerous-borann-boys-gif-25049405

[radiant grail]

guys anyone wanna play im 1000 that hopefully plays lie 1800

[junior anchor]

What's the lore?

[grave solar]

sure

[radiant grail]

bro this is chess.com chat

and so much beef

[devout zodiac]

burried already so no need lol

[dense umbra]

🫩🥱

[junior anchor]

No it's casual political discusssion chat

We are just on another topic

[radiant grail]

🗿

theres a general for offtopic

[grave solar]

dm me

[pale granite]

socialism should work on paper but humans exist so it doens't

[radiant grail]

jk its alr

[junior anchor]

Nah

[loud river]

did anyone play in the comet tournament

[junior anchor]

Everything's a chess reference

[unique ledge]

Hello everyone! Unfortunately, I will be leaving the server until October 29, 2030! I would like to thank @naive jackal & @mental loom for being incredibly close friends and sometimes more. Shout out to @severe crystal for being a fun person to talk to as well! I love this chess community but I stepped outside for once and it's a better life to live! Thank you to those who made my chess.com server experience great! Goodbye!

[tribal bone]

sometimes...you just gotta give to the poor.

[dense umbra]

@potent gulch

[naive coral]

mega knight.. knight..

[pale granite]

alright

[dense umbra]

🫨

[tepid wigeon]

Everyone talking is a chess player, almost certainly

[junior anchor]

You pinged my boyfriend or what?

[dense umbra]

Shin the mishile

[tribal bone]

HOLY CRAP MR LINCOLN

[pale granite]

hm

[junior anchor]

Knight is the best piece lowkey

And imagine two knights

[pale granite]

i'd say you're an argentinan air to surface citefa mp-1000 air to surface missile

[pale granite]

88 pound warhead ~300 pounds total weight

[mossy aspen]

so should i connect my acc...?

[wooden lava]

Check out this #chess game: Trebuchet9 vs shendi2005 - https://www.chess.com/game/144221940764

FRIED LIVER ATTACK

[devout zodiac]

yes

[pale granite]

nothing new

traxler counterattack destroys

but sure ill check it out

[junior anchor]

Traxler counterattack and these mfs resign when you check with a bishop💔

[wooden lava]

But this time the frued liver attack worked
And they didnt use it it was risky to use fried liver

[grave solar]

at what rating do people stop playing nxf7 against the traxler

[vocal musk]

yes please

[pale granite]

idk im only elo 500 lol

[junior anchor]

At 1000

[wooden lava]

I just gambled my fried liver on the premise that they dont know tracler

[naive jackal]

Hello everyone! Unfortunately, I will be leaving the server until October 29, 2040! I would like to thank @unique ledge & @mental loom for making my short stay bearable. Shout out to @severe crystal for being a fun person to talk to as well! I love this chess community but I am exhausted. Thank you for giving me the opportunity to help members here and impact their lives positively. Happy chessing!

[pale granite]

yeah... this is why i don't play fried liver like ever

[junior anchor]

Cool won't miss you

[wooden lava]

I only do it for the funny name

[pale granite]

you can't play hope chess my guy

[grave solar]

i bet it’s a little higher than that

[tepid wigeon]

We need to work on your tendency towards excitability but thats a slow burn process

[loud river]

sooooooo did anyone play in the comet tournament this weekend

[junior anchor]

Maybe i don't play trash sidelines at 1000

[tribal bone]

IM SO SORRY MR LINCOLN

[grave solar]

against the traxler just go bxf7 then bb3 and play a normal game of chess from there

[wooden lava]

Ik, but i just wanted to say: FRIEEED LIVVVEEEEERR AAATTTTAAAAAACCCCKKKK!!!!!
In my head

[junior anchor]

That's why i can't tell if people would actually fall for traxler

[pale granite]

ur trebuchet9 in the game?

[wooden lava]

I am playing white

[tepid wigeon]

Also, what is a holy crap in comparison with normal crap? Is it better than normal crap

[wooden lava]

Yes

[tepid wigeon]

Or better at being crap, therefore worse

[junior anchor]

*believed to be better

[pale granite]

wait