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<:profile:1016802308278976642> chicken_on_steam

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1894 (2033 peak)
Blitz: 1084 (peak)
Bullet: 790 (peak)

[rugged jewel]

I got a brilliant in bullet "yes it was intentional trust"

[lucid lily]

damn how long do u think it's gonna take me to hit like 1600

[split portal]

What’s your current rating?

[lucid lily]

almost 1500

[azure pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/vladimir-kramnik-kramnik-chesscom-chess-meme-anis-84-gif-10256479517071193831

[small jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1323751989896544269/1360984389722570772/caption.gif

[split portal]

Depends if you lock in or not most people chess is about learning a bunch of openings and analyzing a bunch of games

[lucid lily]

quit chess for a long ass time my peak was 1600 im tryna get back you feel me

[worldly jasper]

Want to trade ratings?

[split portal]

It the truth is its just a few really simple things

[idle hemlock]

ts so tuff🥶

[split portal]

I quit for 2 years too

[lucid lily]

It do be exhausting

[worldly jasper]

I quit for 3! I win.

[split portal]

When i was 9 i reached 1600 but i quit for many years then i changed a school and i found out that there was a chess club so i locked in

Well not exactly 2 that would make me 11

[lucid lily]

word i dont like learning a bunch of openings

[idle hemlock]

damn you could've been a titled player by now if you hadn't quit

[last badger]

Guys I cant believe FIDE is doing all these unnecessary rating changes/reductions. They really took away Canty's GM title and made him an FM 😭🥀

[split portal]

That’s true

[lucid lily]

Damn thats good i never got the opportunity to participate at a young age

[split portal]

I regret quitting deep down

[small jungle]

Learning openings is useless for most players

[split portal]

But what can you do

See if your under 2000 no one knows what there doing

[wind bay]

[solar nova]

bro tried to add pressure to my knight

[worldly jasper]

Why? Because under a high rating you just need to not blunder?

[split portal]

Yes

[smoky sinew]

qxd8

[small jungle]

If you just follow opening principles you'll be fine most of the time

[split portal]

Play logical moves and dont blunder and you can easily reach 2000

[teal mason]

Dont fall for it, if u take queen, your board changes to warzone

[idle hemlock]

hes going for the fork good move🤑

[hallow basalt]

this magnus opening is crazy 💀

[split portal]

He’s Magnus bro thats doesnt count

[lucid lily]

lwk regret quitting but i didn't really have a choice lol the health problems took a toll on me dropped my grades took me a while to get my shit together

[split portal]

Built different

[solar nova]

bro tryna get the rook but forgot his queen is hanging

[lucid lily]

😭

[tepid wigeon]

It does if you are magnus

[idle hemlock]

i hate when stronger players play these goofy ahh moves aginst lower rated players

[split portal]

I dont really study i just apply the chess knowledge i have in real life 💀 thats prob something only I do

[hallow basalt]

he still won 😹

[split portal]

He’s the goat

[hallow basalt]

is a reminder of who's boss..

[tepid wigeon]

Then again, magnus carlsen doesnt believe he is on the spectrum.. so his judgement is questionable

[lucid lily]

LMAOO

[idle hemlock]

nah it's just lazy

[split portal]

Many people are like oh no im cooked when they play a kid but for me since im the kid it doesnt really apply

[hallow basalt]

he was actually losing but won by clock time

[lucid lily]

i beat two kids and im still proud

[hallow basalt]

here is the game

https://youtu.be/ZnexzOsWMXo?si=QYPImCBYaIQH-_HC

[gentle gorge]

this is untrue

[split portal]

Chess is life

[split portal]

No

[lucid lily]

til it pisses you off so bad to the point u rage quit

[pallid gorge]

Fr

[cunning hull]

Hello

[nocturne idol]

Is it just me but why i kinda struggle against lower rated opponents what 😭

[lucid lily]

ME TOO BRO

[tepid wigeon]

I think you will have an easier time lumping pros into groups than trying to generalise ‘most players’

[split portal]

BRO FINALLY SOMEONE WHO IS JUST LIEK ME

[pallid gorge]

What elo range?

[split portal]

I DESTROY 1800 players in my school tournaments

[hallow basalt]

because at times they are more talented than you but they probably have less games than u and are newer..

[small jungle]

Ok femboy

[gentle gorge]

what are u talking about

[split portal]

But when a 1000 rated player comes shiver me timbers I blunder like a 100 dumb idiot

[lucid lily]

i lost against a 1200 rated player last year sob

[tepid wigeon]

No way your school has that many players

[lucid lily]

idk what his rating was actually prob 1400 or 1700

[split portal]

Like 50+

[lucid lily]

my school doesn't

[split portal]

1800 is the highest rated player my rival

[lucid lily]

WHAT 😭

[split portal]

Except he’s in like year 12

[sullen hawk]

i once lost to a 200 elo guy idk how

[split portal]

Don’t worry most of them are 100 elo

[lucid lily]

they def cheated

im betting money

[sullen hawk]

how tf does one cheat irl

[lucid lily]

oh ye

[tepid wigeon]

I was responding to the same thing as you but clicked wrong lol

[teal mason]

He use brain

Its cheating

[split portal]

He implanted stockfish in his brain trust

[sullen hawk]

lmaoo

[lucid lily]

oh yeah i lost against a 200 rated player inna winning position bc i blundered checkmate in one

[lucid lily]

i agree

[smoky sinew]

Bro deleted his cc account after trusting Grob

[sullen hawk]

aight im up for 1 last match, wanna try?

[lucid lily]

bet bet unrated

[sullen hawk]

yessir

[split portal]

What’s the highest rated person you guys beat

[lucid lily]

1900?

[smoky sinew]

2100

[teal mason]

One czech cm on chess

[nocturne idol]

How are 800 these days so strong unlike before

[teal mason]

Prob was drunk

[tepid wigeon]

1600 ish in a daily game but he is like 2400 bullet

[small jungle]

Fide master in rapid

[kindred crypt]

hey hey hey <@&745328830649991179> , lets see im watching youtube while playing chess on cc, and lets say a gotham chess shorts come up and i get a bit idea on what to do in my next move
is it classified as cheating

[proven zenith]

What’s better Italian game or fried liver

[split portal]

2300 cm in a tournament 💀

[split portal]

Depends on your rating

[sullen hawk]

sipsofthesoul

[wind bay]

Yea lol

[last badger]

FM Canty

[lucid lily]

Been saying this wtf 100 rated players somehow know their basics very well

[kindred crypt]

real?

[dense ore]

Italian fried pasta

[wind bay]

Yeah u can only do that for daily games

[tepid wigeon]

Why choose until they reject the fried liver

[last badger]

bro went for the illegal method 😨

[nocturne idol]

And 100 rated opponent i fought played like 2300 it doesn't make sense

[sullen hawk]

i blundered so hard mid game cause i was mid dozing off, and went back to normal someone thought i was using an engine 😭

[kindred crypt]

i think u didnt get what i meant

[lucid lily]

acceptyy

[proven zenith]

I don’t get it because they are literally the same thing

[lucid lily]

def cheated

[proven zenith]

For 300 elo what’s better

[wind bay]

U can’t use any assistance at all

[sullen hawk]

go check

[wind bay]

Daily games u can watch videos

[lucid lily]

accept my challenge bruh

[split portal]

The thing is i would say cap but then i read road to 2400 so im like nah this guys better than me i cant talk trash

[sullen hawk]

i did, we were in game

[kindred crypt]

ofc i didnt, a shorts come up of any randomgame, i dont think thats cheating

[tepid wigeon]

How much effort does it even take to get an account down to 100

[split portal]

0

[tepid wigeon]

But like clicking

[split portal]

Just play a game and resign again and again

[wind bay]

U should read the rules for live chess lol
It is most definitely cheating bc it is not from your own brain

[tepid wigeon]

Yeah so a lot

For the gain

[wind bay]

U mentioned here u got inspiration on what to do next

[split portal]

Have any of you guys watched karate kid?

[tepid wigeon]

I remember in rocket league there were more people st rhe very top rank than the very bottom

[split portal]

Nvm

[smoky sinew]

@cosmic quest

[wind bay]

Start at 400 and lose like 2-3 probably

[smoky sinew]

hi

[split portal]

Way more than 2-3

[wind bay]

Provisional

[lone totem]

guys i didnt play Rxh2 because of Ke2 connecting the rooks, im genius

[teal mason]

I got inspiration from my opponents, does that count as cheating?

[wind bay]

It will be 2-3 bc they are losing to 400s

[tepid wigeon]

Then you’d have to find low rated opponents right

[wind bay]

Idk how it works now but they used to let u choose the starting rating
And a genuine 100 (idk if they exist)
Will just lose all their games

[last badger]

which one

[dense ore]

You have bishop on d5

[lucid lily]

bruh lmao

[lone totem]

yeah 😭

[wind bay]

Lol that’s not the same thing

[tepid wigeon]

Yeah its weird how its an actual effort thing to keep up

Unless you never plan on winning with it

[sullen hawk]

gg lmaoo

[dense ore]

Happens sometimes 🥲

[lucid lily]

gg

[teal mason]

Yea i know but it feels funny to really count xd

[smoky sinew]

Black to move

[sullen hawk]

i did not wanna trade queen bahahaha, but i had to do it

[kindred crypt]

Black to Resign

[smoky sinew]

why

[kindred crypt]

Thats the move Black chose

[foggy comet]

today's wordle was so hard I accidentally drew a hindu symbol

[dense ore]

Nb4

[smoky sinew]

you are not funny

[lone totem]

ouija is the best opener ong

[proven zenith]

How good is the Jerome gambit

[kindred crypt]

I don’t see the move, what elo is this

[sullen hawk]

bishop to d6?

[smoky sinew]

Bd6 is correct attacking the knight, also if queen dares to take on c3 its pin b4

[dense ore]

Oh ok

[kindred crypt]

Slow

[lone totem]

im cooking

[sullen hawk]

fr am slow

[tepid wigeon]

And he makes it to acceptance at last

[smoky sinew]

yup

[kindred crypt]

No I thought we wanted to avoid slow moves and go to the nearest checkmate which is why I didn’t see anything nor any sacrifices

[smoky sinew]

1200 lol

[wind bay]

The Jerome is probably one of the worst lol

[sullen hawk]

im on 1350 somehow

[teal mason]

U lost game again?

[sullen hawk]

people resign even tho there is a chance to win in the en dgame

[teal mason]

Few min ago was 1480

[lone totem]

cant forget strongest gambit

[smoky sinew]

what lol

[pallid gorge]

Guys!

[sullen hawk]

i lost 1, i was dozing off, i lost to a 400 or smth bro

[pallid gorge]

Is the best carocann or London system

Confused

[lone totem]

between a rock and a hard place ahh

[teal mason]

oh

[smoky sinew]

I am practicing the Nimzoswitch because thats what most play around my level

[teal mason]

One only for black and one beautiful if you starting only

[pallid gorge]

How

[sullen hawk]

i did 1 rated which i lost because i was dozing off, i won 2nd, 3rd i ran out of time cause my device was laggy. they thought i used en engine because of how i blundered while dozing off

😭

i need my coffee man

i ran out

[teal mason]

☕

[pallid gorge]

Okk then

[solar nova]

I js sacrificed my bishop lesgo

[teal mason]

I was joking, look for pro help

[smoky sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-magnus-slam-table-slam-angry-gif-16228483763522153196

[pallid gorge]

😂😂😂, what's your elo

[solar nova]

yeah I understand everything hikaru

[subtle thicket]

orkoraptor , by me.

[pallid gorge]

That sad moment

[tepid wigeon]

«You make moves that are bad, you must be using an engine» apparently not anymore lol 😂

[kindred crypt]

I am back

How is it going?

[pallid gorge]

Nakamura: you lost, mate in 54 move

[sullen hawk]

it was cause i blundered then i did good moves they said so

[kindred crypt]

I need to retire from chess

Hmm, yeah. Being here feels like a waste of time ngl

[radiant swan]

KI

[tepid wigeon]

Like when a guy in a marathon stops running for a bit and people go «omg he must be on steroids» 😂 the logic is silly

«you are not only cheating, but doing it so poorly that its ineffective»

[crude heron]

im on a winning streak of 15

[kindred crypt]

Hmm, on lichess?

[teal mason]

900 only xd

[kindred crypt]

I’m on losing streak of 16 😼

[pallid gorge]

Not bad

[crude heron]

Im 730 btw

[teal mason]

Not playing often so doesnt know my actual skill

[kindred crypt]

Will you play me on lichess?

[wind bay]

Don’t think that is comparable here though

A closer analogy would be someone accusing said runner of using a bike when no one is looking bc he runs too slowly to post a certain completion time

[kindred crypt]

.

[pallid gorge]

Happened to me, or more clearly the college steps on my way to gm😔

[wind bay]

The accuser was trying to insinuate they were toggling the engine

[teal mason]

Yea it happens

[pallid gorge]

This girl looks dangerous

[solar nova]

anyone wanna play chess?

[kindred crypt]

Well...

[thin wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/water-balloon-cry-boy-child-fear-gif-24749838

[kindred crypt]

Haha, that is not happening

[kindred crypt]

Why should I give any of my information to you guys like my chess.com account?

[deep linden]

because you will face racism

[kindred crypt]

Oh let me guess, so you can become a trusted person?

[lucid lily]

i analyze a game that i lose and somehow the dude playing top computer moves maybe im just that ass at chees

[lucid lily]

sobbinggg

[kindred crypt]

Anyone can literally make a random chess.com account for a random discord account they just made

And wolah, they are trusted

[deep linden]

https://tenor.com/view/gamblecore-stickman-casino-gamble-gif-7118676210396292522

[kindred crypt]

Like...

[wind bay]

[nocturne idol]

Sometimes i just wanna smurf and farm lower rated elo

[deep linden]

do it on lichess just to get two ratings

[lucid lily]

shi i feel bad doe

[cunning hull]

Hello

I am new here

[kindred crypt]

She will destroy you, she put me into chess retirement

Why do you guys use the pregnant emoji for?

I honestly don't completely get it

[lucid lily]

She will destroy you, she put me into chess retirement

[nocturne idol]

She will destroy you, she put me into chess retirement

[lucid lily]

She will destroy you, she put me into chess retirement

[kindred crypt]

Or do I get it

idk

[granite sun]

i dont get it

[kindred crypt]

👀

[kindred crypt]

Mhmm, retirement...

[pallid gorge]

Watching in silence

👀

[cunning hull]

Hmm

[kindred crypt]

This is how she calculates when she only has a pawn

[lucid lily]

did the number of cheaters increase or people are actually getting way better

[kindred crypt]

1v1 me on lichess if you dare

[nocturne idol]

This is how she calculates when she only has a pawn

[nocturne idol]

Whats your rating

[pallid gorge]

First what's is your elo

[nocturne idol]

It's literally in my roles 😭

[pallid gorge]

So if it's high i will just make a tactical withdrawal

[wind bay]

🪤

[pallid gorge]

New to discord..

[kindred crypt]

I will keep it a secret

[ember lagoon]

I would rate u 11/10

[kindred crypt]

You need to sign a will before she destroys you

[wind bay]

Afraid to connect bc afraid of accountability 💔

[pallid gorge]

Where i can get roles through

[kindred crypt]

No need for that

[ember lagoon]

I would get destroyed

[nocturne idol]

He probably thinks his account will get stolen or whatever stuff

[deep linden]

dont be afraid to flex

[uneven turret]

I just beat a kid

[cunning hull]

Done

[wind bay]

It’s always the suspicious people who don’t connect lol
Something to hide

[pallid gorge]

..

[uneven turret]

feeling great

[kindred crypt]

It is more for my benefit not to connect honestly

[nocturne idol]

Maybe they're just new to the server that's why

[radiant swan]

ki is unlocked btw

[cunning hull]

I am around 900 elo

[deep linden]

pro

[wind bay]

Can’t be banned for suspicious activities if not connected

[kindred crypt]

You don't know me

[kindred crypt]

You are @kindred crypt

[cunning hull]

Can anyone give me some tips to improve

[deep linden]

https://tenor.com/view/werewolf-gif-12077949921659548506

[kindred crypt]

Don’t lose

[kindred crypt]

I mean, you can say that

[cunning hull]

Don’t blunder as well got it

[kindred crypt]

Don’t resign

[nocturne idol]

Just go fight him atp 😭

[cunning hull]

Unless you are up against Gotham chess

[mental loom]

Is this your main account connected to discord?

[kindred crypt]

Study your fundamentals

[mental loom]

Can u answer to my question?

[kindred crypt]

Understand chess piece value and where each piece can be positioned for their greatest strength

[kindred crypt]

Oh let me guess, you are anish giri

[kindred crypt]

I am just kidding🙂

[nova robin]

anyone want to play a blitz game?

[kindred crypt]

You do

[nova robin]

correct

[kindred crypt]

There’s your answer 😎

[nova robin]

are you slow

https://tenor.com/view/bro-just-typing-shit-bro-just-typing-shit-gif-18336060238854257551

[kindred crypt]

Guys, wtf is up with the pregnant emoji

What does that even mean

[stable magnet]

imagine checkmating with a KING
https://www.chess.com/variants/4-player-chess/game/89347595/

[kindred crypt]

<@&745328830649991179>

[plush sable]

ts so tuff

[nocturne idol]

<@&745328830649991179>

[plush sable]

always the same

[nova robin]

jobless?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1206102773846769725/1285635905129943195/Bleeeeeh.gif

[plush sable]

server mod has already been pinged once

[kindred crypt]

The scams I see on chess.com as usual

[plush sable]

no need to ping twice

[plush sable]

i see them everywhere

[kindred crypt]

I’ll play after i finish eating, user in my bio

[nocturne idol]

Maybe because I didn't see

[nova robin]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-look-cat-look-at-camera-silly-cat-in-a-cage-gif-889392959852579879

[kindred crypt]

Yeah...

[plush sable]

oh hey i dont need trusted role to send external emojis

[kindred crypt]

Oh wow

[nova robin]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-relaxing-paws-gif-26218217

[chilly ingot]

car

[nova robin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1106657111292792884/1288932044595920916/glup.gif

[kindred crypt]

🤐

[chilly ingot]

cat-talk

i don't have perms

[nova robin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1206102773846769725/1285635905129943195/Bleeeeeh.gif

[chilly ingot]

so I can't send anything

[chilly ingot]

blehhh

[chilly ingot]

i vowed to never connect

[wet hollow]

Same

[chilly ingot]

ive been offered diamond membership by anitta to connect

but i refused.

been here 2+ years with no perms 😭👊

[full cobalt]

Id take it fr

[nova robin]

i would take this offer

[woeful dune]

obviously

[chilly ingot]

I'll break but never bend

[nova robin]

who's gonna stop me

[chilly ingot]

don't scroll while playing u stoopid car quit chess if u don't have the attention span

[modest spear]

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen

[wet hollow]

That literally means you are fragile 🥀

[full cobalt]

What if I accidentally put the moves into stockfish and it gives me an idea about what to do next

[wet hollow]

CIA

[nova robin]

his ass is NOT maleable

[chilly ingot]

what's maleable

[nova robin]

bendable

[wet hollow]

Meaning you can bend

[chilly ingot]

i stand by my words🥀🐰

[wet hollow]

Better phrasing is "I will bend but not break"

Wait a minute

[chilly ingot]

r u an idiot

💀🐰

[nova robin]

are u silly

[chilly ingot]

I'll die but not go against my principles,is what it means

[wet hollow]

A little 😛

[chilly ingot]

why r so many ppl lurking

[wet hollow]

Its been 2 years since I saw fortnite pro 💔

[nova robin]

highkey

[chilly ingot]

fr

[wet hollow]

I had 2k hours on fortnite before I got a l*fe

(censoring it for unemployed people here)

[rugged jewel]

ty but life is the opposite of employment here

[wet hollow]

People with a l1fe are empl0yed

Without one, they are unemployed

[nova robin]

i had like 800

probably closer to 1k tho

cool

[kindred crypt]

Jus finished eating

[nova robin]

congrats

[kindred crypt]

You offered a blitz earlier

[nova robin]

did i?

[wet hollow]

Eating mccdonalds today 😔

[nova robin]

yo fat ahh

[crude heron]

Omg bro

Gotham chess is the goat

I am on a winning streak of 18 because of him

He teaches so gah dam well

[nova robin]

ok dexter morgan

[raven glade]

Cool me too. Caro-kann give me 80% chance of winning

[crude heron]

I dont even play Caro Kan i just play the normal e4/e5

So do my most opponents

I got from 570 to 750 in 3days

[remote laurel]

HELLUR

.

[remote laurel]

what a name

[crude heron]

With a winning streak of 19 (i just won another one rn)

[remote laurel]

also relatable asf

[crude heron]

Whats your highest streak

[remote laurel]

it jst ended

12

[crude heron]

19 and counting (i hope so)

[remote laurel]

and how do you connect your chess account?

[remote laurel]

thx

[crude heron]

How much elo is needed to be gm

[remote laurel]

2500 fide

[crude heron]

Why is gothamchess not gm then

[remote laurel]

.

[crude heron]

He was 2700 2years ago

[remote laurel]

THATAS CHESS.COM

[crude heron]

Mb

[pale raft]

fr

[crude heron]

Imma quit chess for while

[remote laurel]

excuse me

[pale raft]

bro ur username is cool

sexter moggin ahh

[remote laurel]

every time i click connect account

it brings me to settings

[sullen hawk]

thats how u connect

[remote laurel]

inspire me

OHH

IM SO DUMB

I DID IT YIPEEE

[pale raft]

hello

[crude heron]

What

[remote laurel]

i connected it

and i can do the /profile thing

[rich sapphire]

Vro what is this profile

[crude heron]

I joined on 13 August why do i still have the just joined role

[crude heron]

Uh

[crude heron]

Could be worse

[crude heron]

Ok

[remote laurel]

BRO WHY IS /PROFILE NOT WORKING T_T

[gritty vessel]

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> idonteveneatcottagecheese

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1376

[glossy panther]

Hii anyone play now

[remote laurel]

nice

WAIT THATS MY ALT

IS THERE A WAY TO DISCONNECT A CHESS ACCOUNT

[kindred crypt]

I'm pretty sure it's /disconnect

[remote laurel]

i am so dumb

[kindred crypt]

Enjoy ur tea, fed agent

[gritty vessel]

Will do

[wet hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-rizz-gif-11588635391327265506

[remote laurel]

I JUST DISCONNECTED

[wet hollow]

hi lalion

[raven glade]

lets 1v1. you 750 right?

[gritty vessel]

Embed fail?

[remote laurel]

and it said i already linked T-T

[kindred crypt]

Bad feeling about that gif name

[wet hollow]

Just a monkey rizzing

[rich sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-rizz-gif-11588635391327265506

[idle hemlock]

the aesthetics were so cool back then

[wet hollow]

@mortal bronze Where are you :(

[kindred crypt]

He got timeout

[rich sapphire]

For what

[kindred crypt]

Racism towards his own kind

[azure pivot]

💀

[azure pivot]

Did griff get muted again

[wet hollow]

Who is griff again?

[remote laurel]

BRO

IM GOING TO CRASHOUT I DISCONNECTED MY CHESS ACOUNNT AND THEN WHEN I AND WHEN I DO /CONNECT IT SAYS I LINKED IT

[kindred crypt]

Disconnect from ur cc

[rich sapphire]

Why are you disconnecting and reconnecting it?

[kindred crypt]

Don't do it from discord

[wet hollow]

I agree

[kindred crypt]

Discord bot is ass

[remote laurel]

i connected my brother acc

[wind bay]

-# 🧑🏻‍🦲

[remote laurel]

im a minor

[raven glade]

@crude heron

[rich sapphire]

Minor 12 and under or minor 13-18?

[warped mango]

Thats me

[raven glade]

1v1

[remote laurel]

minor 13-18

[crude heron]

Hi

[raven glade]

1v1

[crude heron]

Can we do it after prolly an hour?

[raven glade]

ok

[topaz mango]

very chess related chat, chat

[nova robin]

elo isnt the only requirement

[crude heron]

@raven glade wanna do it rn

[crude heron]

What are the requirements

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> idonteveneatcottagecheese

This is the Chess.com profile of idonteveneatcottagecheese. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1376

[remote laurel]

im fr gonna crashout

[nova robin]

achieving three norms at norm tournaments that meet FIDE requirements

[crude heron]

Does roblox chess elo counts?

[raven glade]

probably not

[nova robin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1009139318671015947/1043263378283581440/GIF-221116_170304.gif

[kindred crypt]

Roblox chess have elo?

[nova robin]

you so funny gang

[crude heron]

Yea

[nova robin]

doesnt count for shit

[crude heron]

Game is called "chess!"

[limpid warren]

yoo

[kindred crypt]

Is there leaderboards

[nova robin]

probably

[crude heron]

Yes

[kindred crypt]

What's the highest

[nova robin]

the highest rated player there is probably like 600 elo😭

[crude heron]

1700 i think

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Metal Pipe (nnjackson1)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Metal Pipe (nnjackson1)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 815 (peak)
Blitz: 297 (325 peak)
Bullet: 733 (1010 peak)

[crude heron]

1700 in that is like 2500 in chess.com

[remote laurel]

YES

[kindred crypt]

@lone totem better than you

[remote laurel]

THAT TOOK WAY TO LONG

[kindred crypt]

Prob tryhard using sf

[nova robin]

real

[crude heron]

Chainsaws were originally made to help with child birth

[raven glade]

um... ok

[wet hollow]

Awww

[long sphinx]

👍

[crude heron]

How to quit chess

Im addicted

[short hawk]

you dont

[crude heron]

I have to

I spent 9 hrs on chess.com a day before yesterday and 7hrs yesterday

2hrs today

[spice pasture]

hi granny how are you

[crude heron]

I haven't lost a single game in those 18hrs of playtime

[short hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/rookie-numbers-gif-26135237

[kindred crypt]

Good job sir

[wind bay]

https://tenor.com/view/wait-what-blink-cringe-frown-gif-17585154

[full cobalt]

Cap

[livid needle]

Chess

[long sphinx]

[idle hemlock]

about 800 hours to get to 2k

[wind bay]

https://tenor.com/view/let-that-sink-in-sink-door-open-door-meme-gif-11027748423699535107

[idle hemlock]

thanks for letting that sink in

[trim wraith]

🫃

[idle hemlock]

🫃🏻

[marble sand]

How do you know that

[wind bay]

helo oof13

[marble sand]

It has two legs

[wind bay]

Oof took one leg into their name

[marble sand]

If it was moving that fast it would look different

[crude heron]

No cap

[crude heron]

I played 30minute games

[trim wraith]

i prefer mine 3 legged

[remote laurel]

wtf

[idle hemlock]

chesstime website

[remote laurel]

i jst searched it up

[crude heron]

Thats true

[remote laurel]

i searched it

[idle hemlock]

i saw that

[wind bay]

Bruh I didn’t know that gif had text lol

https://tenor.com/view/reverse-flash-zoom-gif-22301557

[marble sand]

Okay

[wind bay]

Illuminati music

[idle hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/opening-fridge-open-opening-fridge-pregnant-man-gif-15395525483195333868

[crude heron]

Knights are the best peices on the board

[marble sand]

14 days and 10 hours, I suck smh

[crude heron]

Overrated baddie

[marble sand]

@idle hemlock how long ago have you started playing

[crude heron]

A queen can never do what a knight can

[idle hemlock]

march 2023

[wind bay]

Amazon piece

[crude heron]

Its just a useless building till the endgame

[wind bay]

Did u know Amazon can checkmate the opp by itself

[fading quiver]

Or

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Newt (thedeerwarrior)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Newt (thedeerwarrior)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2076 (2130 peak)
Blitz: 1994 (2086 peak)
Bullet: 2045 (peak)

[reef canyon]

i fking hate chess

[marble sand]

I started 7 months ago

[reef canyon]

i hate chess so much

[fading quiver]

I already beat you once buddy

[crude heron]

I love chess ❤️

[idle hemlock]

whats that PFP💀

[spice pasture]

hi

[fading quiver]

It’s a cutie patootie

[kindred crypt]

Pawns are low-key the strongest piece imo

[fading quiver]

When 2000

[fading quiver]

Most important too (f the king)

[kindred crypt]

F the king

[fading quiver]

Good point

[crude heron]

They are forced to switch their gender in the endgame

[fading quiver]

1940 rn🥀

Prolly not

[proud birch]

chess talk

[kindred crypt]

Transgender by choice

[proud birch]

woah anya fans

so tuff

[crude heron]

Choice of the player not the pawn

[fading quiver]

Anya with man face

[proud birch]

@crude heron fuh is that name

[proud birch]

roblox male face

[crude heron]

Sexter moggin

[kindred crypt]

Thats so true

[proud birch]

glasses

[fading quiver]

Terrible title

[weary portal]

yeah they literally sawed at the pelvic bone to make enouhg space during a miscarriage

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-dexter-pes-pess-pesss-gif-4337544100635549271

[proud birch]

still cool

[fading quiver]

Not as cool as me tho

[crude heron]

Thats the bay harbour butcher

[weary portal]

it was highly successful tho

[kindred crypt]

Fr

[proud birch]

i’m cooler haha

[fading quiver]

You’re the bay harbor mogger

[proud birch]

https://tenor.com/view/cooler-outro-fighterz-dbfz-grab-gif-20330535

[modern owl]

Spy Family Season 3 this month

[crude heron]

No

[proud birch]

woah

[fading quiver]

Nothing beats me

[kindred crypt]

Shout out Cooler

[crude heron]

I Am the bay harbour g00ner

[proud birch]

fr

[kindred crypt]

Fr

[proud birch]

fr

[modern owl]

2 alya pfp why don't you two play

[fading quiver]

I AM

I AM AM

[modern owl]

Was it Anya or alya I forgot the pink hair girl I think anya

[fading quiver]

I’m 100

[crude heron]

What

[fading quiver]

I am.

[crude heron]

Youre what

[fading quiver]

6-7?

[kindred crypt]

67...

[fading quiver]

AM from I have no mouth and I must scream

Peak game

[crude heron]

Ive heard in an edit somewhere

[crude heron]

Just drive gng 💔

[kindred crypt]

Sybau

[fading quiver]

I’m too trash

[kindred crypt]

Do u not have school today

[weary portal]

ban bait 😭

[crude heron]

Syaos

[kindred crypt]

Ur Anya looks very masculine

[kindred crypt]

💔 💔

[fading quiver]

Syuau

[crude heron]

What does that even mean

[fading quiver]

Anya X Roblox man face collab

[fading quiver]

Shut yo ugly-

[kindred crypt]

Shut your useless ass up

[fading quiver]

And that

[kindred crypt]

This sounds better

Tbh

[crude heron]

Silence yourself at once scallywags

[fading quiver]

Symau

Shut yo motherle-

[kindred crypt]

Sygau

[strange bobcat]

I summon @timber badge

wake yo ass up

[crude heron]

What am I doing with my life

[static furnace]

Ù

[kindred crypt]

I Summon @foggy comet

[static furnace]

I DITCHED MY SCHOOL

[calm fjord]

Me when I win against a 7yo kid on Chess.com (he lost connection)

[strange bobcat]

aw hell nah

[fading quiver]

@sewer mods that’s a bad kid

[crude heron]

Beating kids is fun

[static furnace]

Bùñs

[fading quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/dob-dob-dob-rizz-black-man-ha-ha-ha-gif-17039177668047803738

[idle hemlock]

🥵

[dense ore]

Bro looks like he is wearing a armour

[fading quiver]

Zaddy🥵

[crude heron]

is that a chess bot?

And why are his legs balls

[fallow sun]

Salutations

[thin hearth]

Heloo friends

[fallow sun]

Hello

[fallow sun]

How is you

[thin hearth]

Hru
How's going everything

[mighty temple]

This is the position. Guess who won.

[fallow sun]

Good good

[foggy comet]

yo

[fallow sun]

White

[thin hearth]

U played today

[kindred crypt]

Why are you awake broski

[crude niche]

Play rook d7

[mighty temple]

Yes.

[fallow sun]

Haha

[kindred crypt]

Isnt it like 1 am for u

[foggy comet]

it's 8:47pm

[fallow sun]

Lol

[nimble glen]

Why is lichess so slow today

[thin hearth]

Haha
Means ?🥲

[kindred crypt]

You're only 8 hours Infront? Wild

[mighty temple]

Game ending.

[fading quiver]

Chesscom sabotage

[foggy comet]

will be 9 in a few days bc of daylight saving

[kindred crypt]

💔

[weary portal]

obviously

[fallow sun]

Elo

[crude niche]

Should have check maated with bishops

[fading quiver]

Even as a 500 ts would never happen

[thin hearth]

Nope it's fast, but wibe is only in chess.com

[kindred crypt]

We dont really use daylight savings in my country. Life

[mighty temple]

I know, but I didn't do it.

[thin hearth]

It's puzzle 🧩
Right?

[crude niche]

Why not

[fallow sun]

Ground/ poison

[foggy comet]

if it was 1am my timezone would have to be like gmt +14 lmao

[mighty temple]

No. 💀

[kindred crypt]

💀💀💀💀

[thin hearth]

Full game 😁😅

[kindred crypt]

I dont know anything about timezones my guy

[wise rover]

is the london system overated or perfectly rated?

[kindred crypt]

Hello

[kindred crypt]

Overrated

Sexter , what's your opinion on benko

[rugged bobcat]

its very obvious its overated

[crude heron]

Whats benko

[thin hearth]

Hi

[kindred crypt]

Opinion on Semi Slav

[mighty temple]

Guess the elo.

[crude heron]

Whats that

[kindred crypt]

Opinion on Taimanov

Opinion on Wayward Queen

[foggy comet]

there are only 24 hours in a day so 12 per hemisphere

[kindred crypt]

I see

[crude heron]

Good for 200 elo ig

[kindred crypt]

Opinion on Center game

[crude heron]

I like it

[kindred crypt]

I like you

[fading quiver]

Scotch better

[foggy comet]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/107155242483?move=0

[thin hearth]

Good game

[kindred crypt]

Uh huh

[frosty peak]

1cbb (2281) vs. dynamicchess970 (2318)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Qh5 Nc6 3. Bc4 Nf6 4. [Qxf7#] 

[crude heron]

huh

[kindred crypt]

Even i won with it in blitz

[fading quiver]

2200s btw

[thin hearth]

U wanna play??

[crude heron]

AGAINST A 2000 RATED????

[thin hearth]

Hey
Salam

[mighty temple]

Elo?

[foggy comet]

yeah lmao

[thin hearth]

Who's?

[mighty temple]

Both.

[crude heron]

Nrn

[mighty temple]

Lower.

[kindred crypt]

Its a good weapon for blitz because no one expects it. Im gonna play it in my league game today

[crude heron]

Whats your elo

[foggy comet]

good luck

[thin hearth]

In between
1000

U wanna play

[kindred crypt]

danke!

[crude heron]

Between 1000 and?

[mighty temple]

There you go. Now what about black?

[fading quiver]

Flashback

[thin hearth]

1500

[crude heron]

Mine is 750 but i can try

[kindred crypt]

Dankeschön

[thin hearth]

Tired
Why?

[mighty temple]

White - 1002
Black -654

[thin hearth]

Black is 1000 to 2000

[thin hearth]

👀☠️

[mighty temple]

Chess.com game review says white is 1600 and black is 1400. 💀

[thin hearth]

My is 800
I'm trying

[kindred crypt]

Review doesn't really say anything

[fading quiver]

700*

[kindred crypt]

Ai is wrong

Always wrong

Very wrong

[fading quiver]

Free ai

[thin hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-ong-omg-omg-omg-omg-omg-really-gif-379149084205580229

[foggy comet]

actually taking game review estimating rating seriously 🥀

[thin hearth]

Your ?

[mighty temple]

The "oh my" in the corner. 💀

[thin hearth]

That will very relative in this case, but i thought, that's will match or not ☠️☠️ but will OMG

[mighty temple]

Guess the elo.

This one is impossible.

[idle hemlock]

2400

[raw fulcrum]

uhh id say intermediate

1100

[mighty temple]

Higher.

[crude heron]

800 is not between 1000 and 1500 i think

[raw fulcrum]

huh

[mighty temple]

Lower.

[deep sail]

900

[raw fulcrum]

2000?

[idle hemlock]

1700

[mighty temple]

White - 1716

[thin hearth]

Right

[mighty temple]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/143749911480?username=batter&move=0

[frosty peak]

batter (1716) vs. xiloscyyx (2195)

Move List

1. Nf3 g5 2. Nxg5 e5 3. Ne4 d5 4. Ng3 h5 5. h4 Bd6 6. e3 Nf6 7. d4 e4 8. c4 c6 9. Nc3 Bxg3 10. fxg3 Qc7 11. Ne2 Bg4 12. Qb3 Nbd7 13. Nf4 O-O-O 14. Bd2 Kb8 15. c5 Nf8 16. a4 Ne6 17. a5 Nxf4 18. gxf4 Kc8 19. a6 Kd7 20. Qxb7 Qxb7 21. axb7 Rb8 22. Rxa7 Ne8 23. Ba6 Nc7 24. Ba5 Nxa6 25. Rxa6 Rxb7 26. Bb6 Rhb8 27. O-O f5 28. Rfa1 Kc8 29. Ra8 Kd7 30. Rxb8 Rxb8 31. Ra7+ Ke6 32. Rg7 Ra8 33. Rg6+ Kd7 34. Rg7+ Kc8 35. Rg8+ Kb7 36. Rxa8 Kxa8 37. Kf2 Kb7 38. b4 Ka6 39. Ke1 Kb5 40. Kd2 Kxb4 41. Kc2 Kb5 42. Kb3 Ka6 43. Ka4 Kb7 44. Ka5 Be2 45. g3 Bg4 46. Bd8 Be2 47. Bf6 Bg4 48. Bg5 Bf3 49. Kb4 Bg4 50. Kc3 Bf3 51. Bf6 Bg4 52. Be5 Bf3 53. Bd6 Bg4 54. Be5 Bf3 55. Bd6 Bg4 56. [Be5] 

[raw fulcrum]

white was smarter with less elo

[mighty temple]

Game.

[raw fulcrum]

What the hell was that game

white lost tempo by moving the same piece over and over

[weary portal]

wasnt daylight saving time a satirical essay by ben franklin

[raw fulcrum]

they blocked themselves in

[thin hearth]

White
Literally like me!!!!
He have ability to defeat higher elo person and even i too 😅👀☠️

[weary portal]

like he was getting woken up early

[raw fulcrum]

the development was terrible

[crude heron]

Youre 512 in rapid

[weary portal]

so he was like "people are wasting energy and stuff by sleeping too late so we should do all these crazy methods to wake them up earlier"

[livid needle]

Draa

[thin hearth]

Hmm

[livid needle]

512 comes in 500-999 range

Hmm

[raw fulcrum]

https://www.chess.com/game/daily/869109643 this guy hung his queen and didnt move it 💀

[silk gorge]

What's the name of magnus kid

[safe folio]

It’s a song about marrying each other

[mighty temple]

Now guess the elo of this one. This one is actually impossible.

[quasi nova]

3 🥺

[daring crystal]

Guess who got unmuted?

[quasi nova]

You again

[daring crystal]

Yea

[livid needle]

1200

[mighty temple]

White or black?

[daring crystal]

My tenure of 7 days is complete

[quasi nova]

I didn't think I've seen you here, what did you do to get muted

[daring crystal]

Uh...

[hushed summit]

hey danica here - any advice to get me above 300 ELO lol. I cant get there!

[safe folio]

1500

[livid needle]

Black 1200
White - 1300

[livid needle]

Play chess

[mighty temple]

White - 543 💀
Black - 1447

[daring crystal]

Look at the whole board.

[safe folio]

Ok I was close then

[final pebble]

net speed check 1

[quasi nova]

Genuinely just do puzzles, at 300 most games are decided by 1 move blunders like hanging mate or the queen

[mighty temple]

Now this one is actually impossible. You deserve $1000 if you get this one.

[daring crystal]

Puzzles only improve pattern recognition.

Which is genuinely developed by playing real games

[mighty temple]

Game ended because game abandoned.

[final pebble]

net speed check 2

[daring crystal]

And try playing more of rapid

[livid needle]

Could be anything

Normal game

[daring crystal]

Anyone wanna play blindfold?

[livid needle]

1100

Averaged out

[mighty temple]

Higher.

[livid needle]

1500?

[mighty temple]

No. 3 more tries.

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Newt (thedeerwarrior)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Newt (thedeerwarrior)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2076 (2130 peak)
Blitz: 1994 (2086 peak)
Bullet: 2083 (peak)

[quasi nova]

Doing puzzles helps as well vro, just cause you get better slowly by playing games doesn't mean you shouldn't do puzzles, they help a lot

[livid needle]

Magnus

[reef canyon]

2100 bullet 🗣️

[mighty temple]

Higher.

[quasi nova]

1790

[reef canyon]

not yet but almost there

[quasi nova]

Bro is not real

[daring crystal]

Im saying that puzzles show min impact unless they are extremely higher rated

[mighty temple]

White - 4564
Black - 5329

Yes, it is real I'm not joking.

https://www.chess.com/game/live/11529863027?username=welovetrump3&move=0

[frosty peak]

Im_not_a_cheter (4564) vs. WeLoveTrump3 (5329)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 Nf6 4. d3 Bc5 5. Nc3 O-O 6. O-O [d6] 

[quasi nova]

What

[daring crystal]

Uhhh.

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-surprised-wait-what-gif-9000717621307637538

[quasi nova]

4k low elo ig

[trim wraith]

at least hes not a cheater

[daring crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/biden-debate-president-presidential-debate-wtf-gif-4127151492472228747

[nova robin]

nuh uh

[kindred crypt]

Yuh uh

[nova robin]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-staring-kanye-licking-tongue-freaky-kanye-west-gif-15941287331980361537

[finite stone]

Hey what’s going on?

[azure pivot]

Stats looking real tough lately

[daring crystal]

Da hell

[mighty temple]

Ok, getting back to the easy ones now.

[gentle gorge]

@azure pivot hai sweetie~~~

[mighty temple]

Guess the elo for this one.

[azure pivot]

Sup bro

[gentle gorge]

wanna cuddle

[livid needle]

2200-2300🗿

[mighty temple]

Higher.

[azure pivot]

Why you so fruity bro

[livid needle]

Is this anna cramling's game

[small jungle]

500

[daring crystal]

Seems like black is 2400 and white is 2600

[deep linden]

ngl playing chess after recovering from sickness is kinda bad
had to be when i started peaking

[gentle gorge]

idk

[mighty temple]

No. It is 3000 level game. Guess the players.

[deep linden]

1

[daring crystal]

Oh wait a min

[daring crystal]

I think I saw this match

[azure pivot]

You ranked up in geo yet?

[gentle gorge]

nah im still gold 2

[azure pivot]

I need u to be champ to carry us in team duels🙏

[silk gorge]

What's preventing marriage

[azure pivot]

Ur lowkey champ level skill fr

[kindred crypt]

[silk gorge]

@gentle gorge hi femboy meower

[gentle gorge]

nah im not

[mighty temple]

White - 3221 (Daniel Naroditsky)
Black - 3328 (Magnus Carlsen)

[azure pivot]

You are your unbelievably tough

[daring crystal]

I WAS TYPING THAT

[deep linden]

magnus carlsen 💔 💔 💔

[mighty temple]

Too slow lol.

[daring crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/sigh-sad-neil-patrick-harris-gif-4266794468015626206

[gentle gorge]

@azure pivot wanna play some games with french ✌️

[barren mesa]

I would just like to warn you all that jesus is coming and he will judge the world
Follow him now before it's too late
Hell is very real but their is a escape to it
Please take this seriously and repent today because tomorrow is not promised

[azure pivot]

Tomorrow i actually don’t have the time today

[gentle gorge]

😭 😭 😭

[azure pivot]

My assignment was due 4 days ago

[mighty temple]

Guess Magnus's puzzle rating.

[azure pivot]

These late penalties im getting slapped with feel like bullet to the chest

[willow owl]

Bro knew all the theory yet forgot to do puzzles

[gentle gorge]

david

wanna play some games with french ✌️

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-شطرنج-michael-tal-ميكائل-تال-ميخائيل-تال-gif-6161464446347529299

[willow owl]

I just ran 20 kilometers and collapsed so no

[small jungle]

Why not 40 vro

[willow owl]

Id like to see you run 5 bro

[small jungle]

5 is barely a warm up vro

[willow owl]

Chess players cant run vro

[small jungle]

How did u run 20 then vro

[shrewd mica]

[gentle gorge]

get help @small jungle

[azure pivot]

Not even a half marathon🥀

[willow owl]

Because im a chess "player"

[small jungle]

Goonflower influence vro

[small jungle]

That's why you're 1700 vro

[uneven turret]

What the fck b66 freed?

[daring crystal]

Yo chess! He played you!

[azure pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-rizz-gif-11588635391327265506

[wet hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-rizz-gif-11588635391327265506

[azure pivot]

Hey flan

[uneven turret]

sup

You missed a canon event yesterday

[azure pivot]

Nice try 🫵

[azure pivot]

What happened

Was it me beating India?

[wet hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1408110397659156653/9wrwss.gif

[uneven turret]

I got to play Judit Polgar

[azure pivot]

Me 1 - India 0

[uneven turret]

and witnessed her massacre

she went 6-0 in her simul 💀

[wet hollow]

The 4 days locked out says otherwise

[azure pivot]

Oh fire how’s u go

[uneven turret]

in particular in our game she went 97% accuracy

basically nobody but one stood a chance

[small jungle]

Would've been 6-1 if I was playing tbh

[uneven turret]

time pressure was insane too

[wet hollow]

5-1*

[azure pivot]

She was moving fast?

[wet hollow]

Should have blindfolded her fr

[azure pivot]

At least u got to play her that’s an accomplishment tbh

[small jungle]

Fast unc fr

[wet hollow]

Fr

[daring crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/jk-jungkook-bts-gif-2059799069953922960