💬〡chess-talk

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> goal250

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Rapid: 1377 (peak)
Blitz: 1557 (1571 peak)
Bullet: 1481 (1520 peak)

[lilac belfry]

Anyone wanna play?????

[modern owl]

It's nice. Right now they're kinda on a witch trial so maybe you should check other channels and look for someone to play with

[celest wing]

Seems fair, I personally would only need 1 other acc anyway don't see why you would need more than 1 alt

[lilac belfry]

Ok

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> thebrick_11

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Rapid: 1010 (peak)
Blitz: 982 (1079 peak)
Bullet: 1300 (peak)

[wind bay]

Yeah true

[real lotus]

im at my peak

[sour olive]

I didn’t want Giga to see my previous games or he would’ve played gambits and tricks

[celest wing]

How did you request it if you don't mind me asking? I tried to looking for a ticket system here but can't seem to find one at all.

[wind bay]

What if y’all played on LC anon

[real lotus]

just ask him not to

[wind bay]

I think it was a form at the time

[lilac belfry]

EVERYONE can I promote my YT channel here?

[wind bay]

!alt

[glass robin]

fill up the form https://support.chess.com/article/596-can-i-have-multiple-accounts

[lilac belfry]

I don;t want to break the rules so I ask first

[modern owl]

I guess it's possible, I dunno

[celest wing]

Thank you, appreciate it

[lilac belfry]

Replying to me or what?

[sour olive]

I can’t believe people are running to admins to ban me before I can even appeal the ban lol like what

[real lotus]

link your yt acc to your discord

[modern owl]

Yup replying to you

[lilac belfry]

Okie I haven't make any videos but I am making one, that channel I have that before, but I deleted all of the videdos because they are fxxxxxxxx trash

[sweet elbow]

😅

[celest wing]

https://tenor.com/view/lock-stock-two-smoking-barrels-gif-25096176

[wind bay]

Also don’t really understand that rule where u cannot play against your own accounts no matter what even if unrated

[lilac belfry]

Ok connected

[wind bay]

Or comment on the same post with 2 accounts lol

[lilac belfry]

Please subscribe if you want

also if you want to play with me just sent me a friend request or a challenge request in chess.com

[sour olive]

This is all great content for my chess YouTube. I have receipts 🤓

[modern owl]

Alright what's the name of the channel

[lilac belfry]

Chess_Fan

I linked it in my discord

[forest willow]

new kramnik in the making

[lilac belfry]

ANYONE WANNA PLAY WITH ME?

[modest spear]

Hello alligators

[sweet elbow]

Buddy really need those subs💔

[junior anchor]

my opponent is under time pressure💔

[magic lynx]

I’m one game away from being 2k bullet.

[junior anchor]

he hung knight a move ago

[modest spear]

Your opponent or you are

[lilac belfry]

Why? If you don't want to sub scribe then don't

[idle hemlock]

lmao

[modest spear]

Wait

[junior anchor]

he spends 5 seconds on each move

[real lotus]

bro do you know what sarcasm is

[junior anchor]

bro wanted to flag me up 4 minutes

[modest spear]

I was not talking to you

[sweet elbow]

its js funny primoting your yt on chess chat

[jaunty creek]

hello

[trail kite]

.

[modest spear]

Is it 10|0?

[real lotus]

yo chill dude

[lilac belfry]

If you don't like then don't subscribe I mean if you want to then yes but no then no

For real

[wind bay]

Beo did not go off grid

[real lotus]

meme ahh

gtg guys byee

[trail tulip]

Selling the phone on 15 oct

[wind bay]

Dam lol

[idle hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/siredevils-dina-tlou-dina-woodward-dellie-the-last-of-us-gif-7649084813560306632

[trail tulip]

Going woke going off grid

[trail tulip]

Lmao for real

[real lotus]

exactly what i was picturing

[trail tulip]

I thought this picture reminded me of something

There u go i recreated the meme

[modest spear]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-kawaii-anime-boy-cringe-neckbeard-discord-gif-3671169381323451686

[fringe pulsar]

im sure hes loving this position lmao just spent a whole minute staring at it and resigned

[wind bay]

Fossil

[coarse cloak]

fake booster role

[wind bay]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-gif-4169442390448293969

[next trout]

i am so bad at bullet

[wind bay]

POV when u don’t check before you assume 💔

[wind bay]

Hello oof13

[next trout]

how it feels to spread misinformation

[wind bay]

https://tenor.com/view/fella-meme-fella-stealing-meme-meme-theif-fella-fella-like-gif-6541691863229024524

[modest spear]

I remember my little sister was watching YouTube shorts so there was this video with some cringy ass phonk and she started singing it

[final pebble]

Who pinged me

[mystic scroll]

Sprich hier jemand deutsch?

[modest spear]

She's like

8

[kindred crypt]

Na festa do fim de semana, só rolê bom
Ela chega e desencana com o passo bem solto

[final pebble]

Oh nvm

[modest spear]

What

[wind bay]

That’s the most AI looking pfp I seen

[idle hemlock]

❌🇩🇪

[kindred crypt]

this is the passo bem solto phonk

[modest spear]

Where

[modest spear]

Oh, no not that one, she was singing some another

[wind bay]

Joshi lol

[kindred crypt]

oh lol

[modest spear]

Yeah like how can u be so chopped

[mystic scroll]

😅

[wind bay]

No I mean the background looks like green screened or something lol

[modest spear]

oh

[jaunty creek]

hello

[modest spear]

Yoo

[jaunty creek]

i’m tired of not being 1500

[modest spear]

I'm tired of being a gm

[jaunty creek]

today i elo grind

[dry dawn]

THE ROOOOOOOOOK

[jaunty creek]

haven’t i beat you every game

[modest spear]

No

[jaunty creek]

😭

i can’t find you on my friends list

what’s your user again

[modest spear]

Mody_Kanomi

[crude niche]

HI

[jaunty creek]

ahem

[modest spear]

Yea

[crude niche]

chat what we doing today

[jaunty creek]

do my eyes deceive me or does it say 6-0-0

[modest spear]

Your eyes deceive you

[jaunty creek]

😭

[gentle gorge]

not really

[wind bay]

What is bon bon 2

[jaunty creek]

👅

[crude niche]

me apparently

[crude niche]

wanna play a game or two

[gentle gorge]

omggg teehee:3

[jaunty creek]

hehehe it’s me hiii >-<

[broken flower]

Tf

[jaunty creek]

yea sure

[jaunty creek]

yo wsg cuz

[jaunty creek]

😭😭😭

[crude niche]

yay ^^

[jaunty creek]

user?

[livid needle]

cat

[crude niche]

yum

[crude niche]

same as my name on dc

[gentle gorge]

😳

[jaunty creek]

i sent a game

@crude niche

[rain lantern]

Meoww :3

[crude niche]

I sent one

[mild hedge]

Hi

[lavish plinth]

Any noobs wanna play

[mild hedge]

Managed to lose this

[foggy comet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-cat-eating-cat-eating-food-gif-24575246

[deep linden]

el stupido

[mild hedge]

As soon as I noticed I got below the minute I started blundering everything

[calm grotto]

im tilting

gonna take a break of chess

[foggy comet]

hi tilting

[jaunty creek]

bon is scaring me

[wind bay]

Do not

[calm grotto]

...

[wind bay]

…

[dry dawn]

those games where you make minimal mistakes, nothing flashy, and just slowly strangle the life out of your opponent are the best

[prime path]

"en passant is forced" ahh opponent

[wind bay]

Nice

“Free pawn wee”

[calm grotto]

I like jOBAAVA LONDON

[spring lion]

No way this is a 2000

[calm grotto]

whats with the emojis

pregnet man?

[fluid ridge]

2000s are bad

[oblique dagger]

Hai cuties

[calm grotto]

hi

[oblique dagger]

Just say humans are bad atp

[marble sand]

Wait what do 2000s do against the London

[spring lion]

You aren’t much better 🤣

[fluid ridge]

ig image didn’t send, this

she made fun of your endgame lol

[oblique dagger]

Breath

[languid apex]

what should i do and learn to improve my chess skill?

[calm grotto]

I love LONDON

[oblique dagger]

Puzzle

[spring lion]

#💬〡improvement-talk a lot of tips there

[buoyant warren]

diabolical

[oblique dagger]

Me too

[foggy comet]

c5 Nc6 Qb6

[fluid ridge]

lol

[calm grotto]

what do they do against jobava london same thing

[marble sand]

No one plays the London but lazy premovers (the Jobava is fine)

[languid apex]

thanks bro

[languid apex]

thanks bro

[marble sand]

I guess, so there is no actual opening against it?

[calm grotto]

Most people lose against the jobava in only 4 moves

they always fall for the trap

[robust furnace]

Chat is 83% accuracy good for me as a 600 elo

[marble sand]

What if they know how to play Chess

[foggy comet]

idk anything else well enough so I just stick to the main line

[marble sand]

Accuracy doesn't matter

[wind bay]

https://tenor.com/view/yammering-yapping-alien-from-another-planet-alien-gif-1865320527425890472

[foggy comet]

and try see if I can outplay them there

[marble sand]

Okay

Do you not play anything Dutch?

Like the Stonewall or Leningrad

[robust furnace]

I was in a winning pos and I blundered and made the queen checkmate me

[calm grotto]

There is a trap that even high rated people falll for

[marble sand]

Dude the trap is very obvious

[wind bay]

🧢

[robust furnace]

Show me

[foggy comet]

I've been experimenting with the dutch but as of now i don't really play it

[wind bay]

Don’t think masters would fall for whatever that is

[mild hedge]

What’s en pedant im stupid

[marble sand]

TBH I want to switch to the Grünfeld but I don't know what to do against the Colle/London

[small jungle]

Nf6 c5

[marble sand]

Google en passent

[small jungle]

If they take you get a good compensation

[mild hedge]

Is it the glitch move

[marble sand]

So how common is it

[small jungle]

London?

[marble sand]

Also do you play the Catalan as white

[wind bay]

No way beo
How u dk it

[marble sand]

Yes

[small jungle]

I don't

[small jungle]

It's quite common

[mild hedge]

Cuz idk

[marble sand]

Okay, I need a Catalan player
to ask about the Trompowsky

[robust furnace]

I always play Jobava London

For white and KID for black

[calm grotto]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xha0tJXiE0Y

[wind bay]

That’s like not knowing about pawn promotion

As a 1200

[rich sapphire]

Rage bait used to be believable 💔

[spring lion]

No probz!

[small jungle]

And I'm the tooth fairy

[wind bay]

Dud u didn’t collect my teeth

Smh my head

[marble sand]

The London system must go so hard if you don't know how to play Chess

[rich sapphire]

My teeth rotted under my pillow

[calm grotto]

Anyways the jobava is good even without the trap

[rich sapphire]

Whatever tickles your timbers vro

[calm grotto]

😂

Tickles your timbers

I guess I'm obsseed

[rich sapphire]

Accurate assessment

[calm grotto]

At least my addiction isn't a drug

It's chess

[wind bay]

https://tenor.com/view/digging-for-diamonds-never-give-up-gamble-gambling-keep-gambling-gif-15498081004227486559

[gentle gorge]

u are so annoying bro why did u delete all the pins

[silk sorrel]

guys there is not a girl could beat me in chess

[rain lantern]

What

[gentle gorge]

in the freaky gc

[calm grotto]

I got beat in chess by a 5 year ole gitl

she was too good

[rain lantern]

Im pretty sure only group leader can add/remove pins?

[gentle gorge]

beat me

[silk sorrel]

ok

[silk sorrel]

dms let's challenge

[calm grotto]

That is a lie

there is a girl who could beat you

[rich sapphire]

I can think of many femboys that can beat you in chess

[blissful lichen]

huge bs cause after e5 its actually playable or black and can become quite tricky for white

[next trout]

Insane tilting

[paper stone]

You left your bishop vulnerable, but it was a brilliant sacrifice!

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Karamveer Singh (karamveer_singh07)

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Rapid: 1662 (peak)
Blitz: 1600 (peak)
Bullet: 1338 (1480 peak)

[rich sapphire]

Tricky is a strong word

It just wins a pawn

Nothing tricky about it

[calm grotto]

why do you guys think that chess is divided by gender like theres GM and WGM

[lilac belfry]

It is because we have gender

[rich sapphire]

Because people will divide chess by anything

[blissful lichen]

yes it gets quite tricky. also if u think u r a pawn up and sf doesnt give u +1 u know sth is up

[calm grotto]

Butin chess doesn't matter about gender

It's not physical

[rich sapphire]

Age, race, gender, furry, etc

[blissful lichen]

also hikky is cooked, no more #1 chances: from fide source: "A difference in rating of more than 400 points shall be counted for rating purposes as though it were a difference of 400 points, for players rated below 2650. For players rated 2650 and above, the difference between ratings shall be used in all cases.”

[calm grotto]

what is your guys fav chess peice

[rich sapphire]

Close enough to +1 that it's hard for black to play

[paper stone]

What a bold sacrifice of your knight! A brilliant tactical idea! This wins a pawn.

[rich sapphire]

Holy wall of text

[blissful lichen]

its like +0.3 on high depth

[rain lantern]

That was really funny!

[calm grotto]

anyone like the rook

[rich sapphire]

My stockfish depth 52 says +0.6

I don't know what you're looking at but double the evaluation seems strange don't you think

[blissful lichen]

my secret nasa space cloud engine on the smoon says 0.4

[rich sapphire]

Enough rage bait for today I'm going to cook pasta

[paper stone]

They’ve made a mistake, and now their queen is now lost. They overlooked an opportunity to tactically win a knight.

[blissful lichen]

im sure the cloud engine i used when i lookd at it is better than ur depth 50 sf

[paper stone]

You can pick up a free rook.

[marble sand]

What about Judit Polgár

[rich sapphire]

I'm not going to defend the jobava London I think its an anti positional opening that should only be played by experts who know what they're doing. Just play normal london at that point 💔

[blissful lichen]

in the end its not a blunder at all and its legit to play

[calm grotto]

you think what you think

[blissful lichen]

no jobava is goated in blitz/bullet but the guys in the utube video callin it a blunder is just clickbait

[rich sapphire]

Rage bait used to be believable

[marble sand]

Don't play the Normal London, I literally prefer 1.d4 d5 2.Kd2

[calm grotto]

I play it in rapiid

[silk gorge]

@rich sapphire hi femboy

[blissful lichen]

brotha im titled, i palyed a billion jobava games, i lookd at hella lot of stuff there

u can trust me on that one

[rich sapphire]

Nc6 is a positional blunder, black didn't need to play Nc6 and it's not their best option

[proud birch]

it fell like this

[proud birch]

100% real

[silk gorge]

You're not natural

[rich sapphire]

Sure you're titled buddy

[marble sand]

I thought that this was a 17th century musket

[rich sapphire]

Just joined account

[silk gorge]

5kg on both sides is INSANE

[proud birch]

that’s not the joke brotato omd

[blissful lichen]

yea im an fm since 10 years, not that it would matter

[proud birch]

ur def not gen z

[rich sapphire]

Riiiiiiight

[proud birch]

💔

[rich sapphire]

FM

[rain lantern]

Ok 600

[ember pewter]

hello chat

[jaunty creek]

clearly i don’t have a brain and i need to quit chess

[silk gorge]

Omg omg omg

[crude niche]

Google kicked me out wtf

[proud birch]

yeah quit chess and gym imo

[jaunty creek]

yea prob

[proud birch]

they ruin u

[calm grotto]

Why do people play e4 never played it in my life is it good

[crude niche]

What happened

[silk gorge]

Start making movies

[rich sapphire]

Best first move

[fluid kite]

Yes its good

[blissful lichen]

weirdest discord kinda

[rain lantern]

Meooww :3

[calm grotto]

d4

[proud birch]

oh

[fluid kite]

Ruy lopez and italia. And portsmouth gambit

[gritty path]

meow

[silk gorge]

Omg cats!!

[proud birch]

yall love cats?

[calm grotto]

d4 peak

cats peak

[silk gorge]

Who doesn't?

[proud birch]

i know someone who really loves cats and won’t stop talking abt cats

[rich sapphire]

They love being cats. There's a difference

[gritty path]

i love Laufey too

[proud birch]

ohhhh!!

[proud birch]

she’s MY queen 🥺

[gritty path]

no that's weird

[lilac briar]

Yay guys :)

[calm grotto]

laufey peak

[crude niche]

Again or later ill def let you get revenge

[silk gorge]

Lmao blurry image is funny

[proud birch]

yes yes

[gritty path]

From the start

[fluid kite]

I told this to a chess player.

I got a restraining order 😦

[jaunty creek]

later when i’m not at work

[native musk]

Hello can we play a game

[gritty path]

Congratulations!!!

[crude niche]

Ok

[fluid kite]

Guys help

[calm grotto]

Do you guys hate and love chess like when you play badly you hate it

[lilac briar]

uhh sure user?

[ember pewter]

meow meow

[native musk]

Nomdyt but i only play rapid

[crude niche]

Im also at work tehehe

[lilac briar]

same

[native musk]

User's nomdyt

[proud birch]

what..

[rain lantern]

I lowkey would have continued but you are friends with apro, go away >: (

[lilac briar]

sent

[gritty path]

Yeah definitely a love-hate relationship with chess

[winged dock]

Anyone wanna play

[gritty path]

Specially when you're tilting

[frigid notch]

Sybau

[fluid kite]

Her name was adelynn

[ember pewter]

but you're friends with apro too...

[rain lantern]

Haiiii cutie :3

[calm grotto]

i started a club on chess.com that now has 200+ menbers

[frigid notch]

Hai

[fluid kite]

I started a club irl that has passed 12 members

[rain lantern]

I am only friends with apro to see if anyone else is

[ember pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chess-win-gif-17584376170894933930

[gritty path]

Tilting

[sudden sonnet]

yay 2100

[calm grotto]

I want to make an IRL club

[fluid kite]

Don't go from 2270 to 1791 like I did

[radiant swan]

only 1402 and above is respectable

[winged dock]

My irl club group chat has 300 people

[ember pewter]

ermm

[rain lantern]

@lone totem mf single handedly turn this server into femboys icl

[winged dock]

Blitz?

[sudden sonnet]

no

[frigid notch]

There are only below 2000s here or 2500 who come here to troll why did u even send this message u know u aren't gonna get a match against ur lvl of a player

[lilac briar]

:(

[gritty path]

That's crazyyyy. In bullet?

[sudden sonnet]

rapid

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> xfuroseigyo

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1391 (1427 peak)
Blitz: 967 (992 peak)
Bullet: 932 (953 peak)

[winged dock]

Ill play anyone 2k+

[ember pewter]

i'm not respectable..........

[radiant swan]

bonglord where did your blindfold account go

[rain lantern]

Im 1410 fide, is that respectable 😎

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> twenty4zero8

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2111 (2103 peak)
Blitz: 1545

[ember pewter]

holy

[winged dock]

It's linked to @raven sinew

[crude niche]

Yummy

[ember pewter]

zero bullet

[radiant swan]

1411 fide and above is respectable

[calm grotto]

how to start an irl chess club

[crude niche]

Oh thanks

[fluid kite]

Ask the expert @winged dock

[sudden sonnet]

1400-1409 and 1411+ is respectable

[ember pewter]

anything close to 1400 fide is not accurate

[gritty path]

im 1505 fide i got a +74 but my country hasn't added it yet 💔 what do i even do

[winged dock]

I didn't start mine I just became president

[radiant swan]

1400 fide is the minimum so true ig

[ember pewter]

1400 fide is like 0-1900 cc

[winged dock]

Anyone 2k+ wanna play blitz

[ember pewter]

it's super unpredictable

[sudden sonnet]

1400 fide is around 1900 cc id say

[ember pewter]

1900 for players on tilt

[sudden sonnet]

1600 fide -> 2100 cc

[calm grotto]

i dont have the money to get good chess boards or chess clocks to have a really nice chess club irl

[warm nacelle]

Why is the chess coach bot so bad

[ember pewter]

huh

that 2100 has to be tilting

[winged dock]

Valid just become a td if you're in America and run tourneys

[warm nacelle]

temu

[ember pewter]

my 2350 chess coach is 2000 fide

[sudden sonnet]

nice

i am prooud of him

[fluid kite]

Oh well I went to the ofallon library and played a tournament and because of the lack of clubs in the area the ofallon library decided to endorse mine. At the time I had an extra phone (like a business phone) and so we meet every Friday. It passed 10 members last month and we gained 3 more this month

[plucky kelp]

Meow :3

[ember pewter]

2100 cant be 1600 possibly?

[ember pewter]

cat

[sudden sonnet]

maybe 1700

[radiant swan]

can i farm his rating

[fluid kite]

Edm

[sudden sonnet]

i doubt more

[ember pewter]

yea maybe 1700-1800

[rustic inlet]

can anyone give tips on how to get better at chess for beginners?

[winged dock]

Nice we run tourneys too

[jaunty creek]

what do you do

[radiant swan]

farming coaches for 2300 blitz 🙏

[plucky kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-orange-spin-hat-one-brain-cell-gif-2745719316163357325

[paper stone]

Wow you’re brilliant

[fluid kite]

Do puzzles and get comfortable in sharp positions

[ember pewter]

throw shades at your opponent when you make a mistake

[radiant swan]

im not 😔

[quasi nova]

That's enough Minecraft cave dweller for 1 day, I'm migrating back to chess

[gritty path]

nice ass bro

[fluid kite]

Don't do what I did and avoid them entirely because its taking a hit on my chess progress

[rain lantern]

Hi torbith

[sudden sonnet]

learn london system ius fun

[radiant swan]

NO

[plucky kelp]

Hai! ^w^

[fluid kite]

Keep Yourself Safe

[ember pewter]

1.d4

[radiant swan]

whatever you do do NOT learn London

[sour olive]

What I’m dealing with as a chess player is great content. Chess triads trying to take me down 💀✍️📸

[ember pewter]

that's repulsive

[rain lantern]

<@&745328830649991179> no way this is allowed

@sour olive how is bro still here

[radiant swan]

1. d4 is good but 2. Bf4 is just trash unless its followed by 3. Nc3

[ember pewter]

i wish every single player is forced to play e4 so i can play caro kann

[quasi nova]

Isn't this what big Mike said to get timed out for 6 months

[sour olive]

Why wouldn’t I be? What rules did I break?

Wrong @ sorry free

[rain lantern]

1. d4 is good unless its followed by 2. c4 and 3. g3 or 3. Nf3 4.g3

[calm grotto]

london is good but premoving it is bad

[quasi nova]

That 1 Gotham short

[calm grotto]

yeah

[radiant swan]

caro is bad 🙏
(i play it too but thats cuz its the only thing i know)

[radiant swan]

london is bad

[ember pewter]

i hate anything other than 1.e4because i studied all 125 caro lines

[radiant swan]

do not question it its just trash

[quasi nova]

Its like the only black opening I know vro

[sour olive]

Unknown amateur player trains with GMs. Chess triad bots seeks to make it stop. Great content.

[calm grotto]

caro is good but has alot of theory if you learn it all

[slow folio]

was my opponent drunk or sth else (game from lichess) 💀

[ember pewter]

i studied it for months memorising every line and every move's purpose

just for people to play 1.d4

it hurts man

[calm grotto]

hha

[ember pewter]

i barely ever get to play caro anymore

[slow folio]

you are the 1.e4 type?

[calm grotto]

haha

[ember pewter]

no i just love 1.e4 players

[calm grotto]

play scandi

[ember pewter]

because they justify all my studying

[slow folio]

caro 💀

[gritty path]

People don’t hate the London because it’s bad they hate it because it’s like playing chess against a brick wall. Solid, boring, and annoyingly hard to break.

[ember pewter]

i play reti as white

[crude niche]

chat i wanna be a boy

[slow folio]

ah heck nah I still didn't have anything to counter back caro

[exotic nacelle]

who wanna play bullet?

[sour olive]

The London is great for your first opening

[ember pewter]

it's a system

[calm grotto]

play the scandinavuan because it throws off e4 players

[bright axle]

is there any place i can learn checkmate batterns like 2 bishop mate, knight, rook, queen etc

[ember pewter]

every system is easy for a first opening

i think?

[gritty path]

Yes go to lessons by cc

[sour olive]

I loved the London when I first started. After awhile it gets annoying.

[ember pewter]

you should learn bishop + knight it's the most common

[radiant swan]

this is deadly against caro for some reason

[calm grotto]

how about gambits

[crude niche]

never playit

[gentle gorge]

GG

[sour olive]

I agree but it’s easy

[calm grotto]

who likes bong cloud

Bong cloud is to OP

[crude niche]

idk maybe

[calm grotto]

even magnus plays it

[gritty path]

Bong cloud peak

[crude niche]

i use to play it when i play unrated games

[silk sorrel]

dm ?

[calm grotto]

no play it as main opening

[crude niche]

grobb better

[gritty path]

The Bongcloud instantly breaks the opponent’s preparation. Nobody studies the position after 2.Ke2

[calm grotto]

coca cola gambit is good

[gentle gorge]

<@&745328830649991179>

[crude niche]

never heard of it

[gentle gorge]

pretty sure ur account is kinda suspicious, i dont wanna try rapid, but i beat you in blitz and im gonna take it

[silk sorrel]

why ?

[silk sorrel]

i am bad at time so let's play rapid

[gritty path]

Its double grobb

[crude niche]

double bong cloud

[calm grotto]

no

Thats to strong'

[crude niche]

wanna play a game

[calm grotto]

sure

Jadenstar5

chess.com username

[crude niche]

my usser is my discord name

[cold wraith]

2 types of people I hate- people who are not ironically racist and people who are unironically racist. They're usually the same person.

[silk sorrel]

@crude niche dms

[silk sorrel]

hello ?

[calm grotto]

Can you search up Jadenstar5 on chess.com

then DM

[vital atlas]

whats bongcloud good for

[calm grotto]

art of suprise

[crude niche]

Sent challenge

[round otter]

Early king development

[calm grotto]

To win a game of chess you must bong cloud- Sun Zu The Art of War

[calm grotto]

DM

On chess.com

[crude niche]

Ok

[uneven turret]

WHAT IS THIS DOMINANCE

[native musk]

GG

Great game

I suck against d4

[lusty sun]

u were this Judit guy i assume?

[native musk]

@lilac briar can you review it?

[uneven turret]

yup

[lilac briar]

uhhh not now i gtg

[uneven turret]

yes definitely totally

[native musk]

Ok

[signal badge]

I have a song maybe will good for chess(the melody :3)

[lusty sun]

it was online right?

or Otb

[sleek orbit]

YALL SEE THIS

bro got banned in the middle of a tournament

[signal badge]

💀

[gentle gorge]

this would never happen on cc 💔

[sudden sonnet]

noe

[sleek orbit]

LOL

[sudden sonnet]

ues

[signal badge]

Secret base(10 years after Ver.)

[signal badge]

From AnoHana(anime)

[uneven turret]

technically she's playing OTB

[jaunty creek]

thanks i’m the glute gladiator

[uneven turret]

but our team we go on a zoom call and we discuss moves and then a representant of us plays it

[sleek orbit]

i have a whole playlist to focus lol

[lusty sun]

oh thats is cool

[uneven turret]

she called us boring LOLL

[lusty sun]

but really a Petrov 😭

[signal badge]

Ouh, oke :3

[sleek orbit]

:>

[quasi nova]

💔

[jaunty creek]

hello

[sudden sonnet]

im glad everyone agrees london system is the best opening❤️

[summer nexus]

❌

[cosmic quest]

delusional

[paper stone]

Do you blunder

[calm grotto]

bye\

[calm grotto]

everyone knows that

[sudden sonnet]

yes

but london systemis so strong it doesnt even matter

[calm grotto]

peak opening

[uneven turret]

and it's done

[sudden sonnet]

real

[calm grotto]

saw magnus play it

I love what magnus plays

[slow folio]

ur the chessable improvers's team?

[uneven turret]

yup

Oh wow Chessboxing Community actually stood a chance but lost because of time pressure

[slow folio]

oh damn-

[uneven turret]

I meann we never stood a chance

[slow folio]

look how much time does Judit have 💀

[sudden sonnet]

es

[oblique dagger]

How does a knight move

[sudden sonnet]

magnus played it, so now its the best opening

[gentle gorge]

HELLO DENGYYYY

[sudden sonnet]

gayly

get it? because he doesnt move straight?

[oblique dagger]

Hai babe

[gentle gorge]

:v :v

dengy can u not break our tiktok streak

[jaunty creek]

hello

[reef canyon]

GOAT behavior

[uneven turret]

@slow folio what the fcuk

[reef canyon]

she's possible the best thing hungary has ever produced

[gentle gorge]

true

u cant ignore my boy leko peter tho...

[sudden sonnet]

is anyone in grad school

[slow folio]

3 hours-

[uneven turret]

Peter Leko?

[reef canyon]

you just KNOW a chess live is gonna be good if he and polgar are the only two commentators

[uneven turret]

side note it's 3am here

[slow folio]

oh dayum-

[gentle gorge]

its especially good when leko commentates in hungarian yall just dont know

[slow folio]

must be an exhausting match lol

[reef canyon]

i didnt know leko used she/her pronouns

[uneven turret]

"the best thing Hungary has ever produced"

thing is gender neutral

[reef canyon]

i never considered that men can use she/her pronouns, maybe i really am a bad person

[slow folio]

@uneven turret wait uh

how do you make your moves btw

[ember pewter]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/992404751939543060/1039154182625693796/1CFC6F34-BB31-40F6-AA72-DE250F097A90.gif

[slow folio]

like online votes?

[uneven turret]

we hopped in a call

and discussed our moves

[runic mica]

guys I think I might have a chess addiction

ONE MORE GAME they said

[slow folio]

is facecam needed-

[ember pewter]

i love and hate chess

[runic mica]

same

[wooden vigil]

chess is a mental torture

[ember pewter]

i keep tilting

[runic mica]

chess is a mess for an auadhd brain

[rich sapphire]

Gained consciousness 5 hours later 💔

[runic mica]

also, why am I constantly facing absolutely ridiculous opening attempts?

[rich sapphire]

200 bullet games later

[uneven turret]

we all had it on

[runic mica]

someone just tried to push their h pawn up my face and I was like fine

I'll just develop my pieces LMFAO

[uneven turret]

OH WOW I DIDN'T HAVE MY MIC??

OH MY GOODNESS I DIDN'T RECORD MY OWN VOICE WOWW

[runic mica]

and I swear I've had several games where they did shit like trying to push that ONE h pawn

who is teaching them this shit?

[raw temple]

Anyone wanna oolat me

[slow folio]

DAMN

[raw temple]

Play

[orchid juniper]

meow meow

[runic mica]

my youtube reccs have all become obscure emo/screamo releases or jazz

[rain lantern]

Voice it over

[runic mica]

and I am loving it

everytime I listen to emo music i am winning in chess

[rain lantern]

Bruh my opp position was so bad he just decided to resign ✌️

[runic mica]

usa vs norway, the real war!

[broken flower]

Meow meow me meow💔

[jaunty creek]

everytime i think about taking gesr and being 2000 elo i feel like peter griffin when he had small arms

[ember pewter]

meow :3

[jaunty creek]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-gif-6441173819862827223

[jaunty creek]

meow:3

[ember pewter]

alr blud i have a cat pfp so i can say it

[foggy comet]

blasting early slipknot while playing chess is so peak

[jaunty creek]

i do not care

[ember pewter]

aw

[broken flower]

hiss

[jaunty creek]

i went to a slipknot concert in 2020

[jaunty creek]

sic him alte!!

[reef canyon]

hello my favorite magyar

[foggy comet]

i wouldve gone earlier this year if they didn't have an 18+ age req

[broken flower]

https://tenor.com/view/wink-blinky-eyes-look-stare-flirt-gif-16343030

[jaunty creek]

i wasn’t 18, they have that?

[jaunty creek]

😳

[foggy comet]

different laws ig

[jaunty creek]

if i remember correctly it was fever333 code orange slipknot and killswitch engage

[wind bay]

Is slipknot the band with the freaky masks lol

[proud birch]

hi chat

[deep sail]

In squares

[proud birch]

who tryna train meh : D

[wind bay]

in what

[foggy comet]

they wear masks yeah

[wind bay]

I think only know the song Duality

[proud birch]

chess

[wind bay]

Oh what are you rated

[proud birch]

idek what my elo is, its hella low tho

on rapid its 207

[wind bay]

Could try to do puzzles

[jaunty creek]

i have. a feeling you really like laufey for some reason

[proud birch]

my puzzles is 499

[proud birch]

[quasi nova]

207 rapid, 166 blitz, 139 bullet 🔥

[rain lantern]

Best move for white

[proud birch]

yes thats mine

[rain lantern]

Ok smurfer

[quasi nova]

I should play 1 bullet game on my account so I have it on the profile tab

[deep sail]

Nxe5

[quasi nova]

Rn it's just blitz and rapid

[wind bay]

Sac the priest idk

[proud birch]

so uhm

[deep sail]

Wait

[proud birch]

will u help me : D

[rain lantern]

Nxe5 and uhh you lowkey didnt do nuthin

[rain lantern]

Kxf7

[deep sail]

Yes

[wind bay]

Erm Ne5

[quasi nova]

Whole bunch of crying when it doesn't work 😔

[spice pasture]

ok noah

[rain lantern]

This aint charity bro 😭 🙏

[wind bay]

lmao

[spice pasture]

hey Bob

[wind bay]

Stop calling me that Mr Hom

[rain lantern]

Hi invis

[spice pasture]

play invis

[foggy comet]

Qe2

is what I would play

[reef canyon]

chat

flash question

how many tabs do you currently have on your browser rn?

i'll start: 19

[deep sail]

Ok Bxf7-Kxf7, Nxe5-Ke8, Qh5+g6, Nxg6

[oblique dagger]

🤯

[rain lantern]

Decent but there is something better

[oblique dagger]

Im 217elo rapid

[inner gust]

sup chat

[dusk yacht]

Knight g5

[proud birch]

ur better than me : O

[deep sail]

Hi deng

[oblique dagger]

Thx ;3

[spice pasture]

Mr Preg

[quasi nova]

Rn?

[oblique dagger]

Hai master

[foggy comet]

Ng5 looks nice but idk if it achieves much

[spice pasture]

sure

[rain lantern]

Nxe5 Nxe5?

[rain lantern]

Yeah thats the move 💀

[deep sail]

Qxd8

[quasi nova]

Ill play exactly 3 games before I go to bed as it's 1am

[deep sail]

Wait

[foggy comet]

ig dark squares are weak

[spice pasture]

rated or not

[deep sail]

What am I doing

[foggy comet]

since black has to go g6

[sleek orbit]

hi

[quasi nova]

Hell nah, 1am tilt will cook me lmao

[ember pewter]

hiss

[wind bay]

herr

[rain lantern]

Ng5 Bxg5 Qh5 g6 Qxg5

[rain lantern]

Woof woof

[oblique dagger]

Good cat

[rain lantern]

Instead of going for that, I lowkey drew the game ✌️

[ember pewter]

thats not a cat...

[oblique dagger]

Good girl uwu

[silk gorge]

@oblique dagger hi cutie

[oblique dagger]

Hai werent u muted

[silk gorge]

Yeah but only 24h

[oblique dagger]

Only 🥶

[naive jackal]

Hello! Welcome back!

[silk gorge]

Well i got a 10 years lockout

[slow folio]

hi dengy!

[silk gorge]

I didn't get muted because of you but it was close...

[deep sail]

@oblique dagger wanna play?

[naive jackal]

It's unfortunate.

[silk gorge]

Really unfortunate

[sleek orbit]

who wanna 1v1

[silk gorge]

Dead chat

[oblique dagger]

Im officially quiting chess

||for 1day||

[silk gorge]

No way

[oblique dagger]

I need my monthly chess break

[wind bay]

do u have Chesscom premium?

[proud birch]

nope

[wind bay]

Oh u could try lichess puzzles

Free

[oblique dagger]

I will be 1800elo when i come back 🙏

[rain lantern]

Alright enough rot brain lets watch Hikaru be insufferable

[deep sail]

Why is that

[oblique dagger]

I played too much chess everyday

[silk gorge]

Is this like periods for furry s

[deep sail]

Same lol

[gritty path]

whats your elo

[wind bay]

What the sigmo

[silk gorge]

Omg void cat @gritty path

[gritty path]

Hehe

[silk gorge]

Send cat pics

[oblique dagger]

217elo

[quasi nova]

Ggs

[spice pasture]

was it because of me

[silk gorge]

I think yes

[rain lantern]

Yes it was because of you invis

[spice pasture]

if so I offer my apologies

[rain lantern]

Yeah apologize like a good boy

[quasi nova]

I got a brilliant move during the 2nd game, I'll take a simple ignoring bishop cause mate in 2 is right there, computer dumb af vro

[rain lantern]

Anyways im playing my first untitled tuesday after a long time 🥺

[oblique dagger]

Whos my good boy >_<

[quasi nova]

That's a random person idk what your on about

[rain lantern]

No one 😐

[silk gorge]

Untitled Tuesday?

[granite plover]

E4 E5

[rain lantern]

It still exists right?

[silk gorge]

I don't know what's that

I only know tilted Tuesday

[rain lantern]

Nf3 Nc6

[quasi nova]

Is this 2 move in a row chess bro

[rain lantern]

Wait lowkey we can make a 2 moves in a row ches

Hang on let me cook

https://tenor.com/view/soccer-football-anime-blue-lock-isagi-yoichi-gif-27440248

[spice pasture]

?

[wind bay]

[hoary verge]

i harnessed the inner GothamChess fan yall

[silk gorge]

Oops

[spice pasture]

ok Mr Preg

[wind bay]

Knight/ bishop?

[hoary verge]

bishop

[wind bay]

Makes sense but it seems like a normal move to make

[silk gorge]

Wtffr

[hoary verge]

im a 700

[rain lantern]

First time felt so good bro made the same mistake twice

[silk gorge]

My photo editor is bugging

[wind bay]

Oh I see

[marble sand]

Lying about having diarrhea and staying home to study the Sicilian paid off

[wind bay]

Sigmo grindset

[granite plover]

BC4

[quasi nova]

Assuming you sacrificed the rook for a bishop

[paper stone]

This move loses a pawn.

[turbid garden]

can people react to messages here

[rain lantern]

new account is crazy

[wind bay]

autocorrect 💔

[hoary verge]

yes

[quasi nova]

That's crazy bro

[marble sand]

It really did pay off

[hoary verge]

yes*

[silk gorge]

How?

[marble sand]

Yea I did delete my old account

[marble sand]

I know how to counter the Grand Prix and the Smith Morra now

[paper stone]

You prevented your opponent from being able to tactically win a queen.

[marble sand]

Will do the Alapin later

[quasi nova]

Just study Sicilian during english class whilst your teacher walks behind you and somehow doesn't see the chess board taking up the whole screen

[silk gorge]

What's ur elo

[wind bay]

Y blud roleplaying as coach

[quasi nova]

Come back in 3 hours

[marble sand]

Almost 1500 but I am studying for the long term

[shut crow]

2brillant moove in rapid game

[quasi nova]

Forgor to reply 💔

[visual plover]

Hi 3 hrs later 🤗

[marble sand]

No, English class is reserved exclusively for bullet bud

[paper stone]

You are threatening to force eventual checkmate.

[silk gorge]

You do NOT know how to counter the grand prix at 1500

[quasi nova]

Nope the message is gone I'm schizophrenic 💔

[cinder minnow]

english class is usseles

[marble sand]

I have a course so yea I do know

[wind bay]

Sir this is a Wendy’s

[marble sand]

True like dude it is literally my native tongue

[silk gorge]

I'll just purchase every Anish course I'll be super gm

[quasi nova]

Ong I can spell good enough

[visual plover]

English is a easy playing chess class and getting a A anyways

[cinder minnow]

every body is spell good

[paper stone]

Their king steps away from the check by your queen.

[rain lantern]

@visual plover since you play catalan, can I assume you are a Ding fan 🥺

[quasi nova]

Currently doing a negotiated study about pollution, due on the first week back from break and I have barely even started, its peak 🔥

[paper stone]

Always feels nice to win!

[quasi nova]

Naur

[unborn iris]

Forgod sake just lost to martin in 5 moves im so cooked

[marble sand]

Tomorrow or in a week I will lie about having Diarrhea to stay home and study the Catalan

[visual plover]

I love ding, was on team ding during Championship

[quasi nova]

I normally play blitz in english

[wind bay]

How is that possible

[spice pasture]

hi zax!

[rain lantern]

Ding really hit the :3

[reef canyon]

my cutie patootie

[unborn iris]

MARTIN TURNS INTO LIKE 2000 ELO AGAINST ME

[reef canyon]

my sweet cheese

[cinder minnow]

truht

[quasi nova]

You should still be on team ding

[visual plover]

G'day 🤗

[marble sand]

No because Blitz is too slow for English class

[visual plover]

Always fr

[marble sand]

Dude my school has no internet so yea I have to go to the toilet to play bullet

[reef canyon]

ding team foreva

[wind bay]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-beocord-no-lol-gif-24435520

[rain lantern]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/829768121886834818/1034031839972704326/caption-19.gif

[reef canyon]

ding inspired me to pick up the french defense

[quasi nova]

The class goes for over an hour, tf you mean it's too slow (mine does at least, idk how long yours goes for)

[quasi nova]

Could he not just throw half the planet at her

[visual plover]

Just hotspot ur phone internet to the laptop then you can play

[wind bay]

She also strong prob

[rain lantern]

why not double the planet!

[paper stone]

You’re kicking their knight off a useful square.

[quasi nova]

Can you not sit in the back of the class

[spice pasture]

oh no

[marble sand]

No laptops allowed lol

[marble sand]

No

[marble sand]

Like 50 minutes

[quasi nova]

Bro where tf are you, Alcatraz?

[paper stone]

Their better move was to move a knight to safety.

[marble sand]

No I just have no reason to like use them so I can't use them

[visual plover]

What schools these days don't use laptops

Ice age ahhh schools

[paper stone]

With that move you chased the knight away.

[marble sand]

I have no excuse to use them

[spice pasture]

[rain lantern]

WHAT SCHOOL ALLOWS LAPTOP WTF

[quasi nova]

My school does not care what you bring as long as you get your work done, and don't disrupt the class mostly

[rain lantern]

(From asia)

[marble sand]

This vro

[jaunty creek]

hello i am listening to radiohead

[marble sand]

I just sleep during class

[dark nacelle]

babe wake up
baby Magnus just dropped

[rain lantern]

FORGET LAPTOP NO SCHOOL ALLOWS PHONE 😭 🙏

[paper stone]

Weird fishes

[visual plover]

Schools in Sweden gives a Laptop for free to study on during school years 🥹

[quasi nova]

Say your doing your resume for the whole year, it's what I did at my previous school

[jaunty creek]

i am inside a law firm replacing a 10 gwlllon water heater that is in the ceiling and we are draining it

[rain lantern]

Wait fr

[spice pasture]

<@&745328830649991179> not chess

[wind bay]

no alarms and no surprises

[jaunty creek]

no rn it’s tree fingers

[quasi nova]

My school just has laptop trolleys and you just go to a class and grab one

[rain lantern]

Smh

[jaunty creek]

tree fingers

[quasi nova]

Its the norm at this point Mr visible

[unique cosmos]

wish me luck pookie i gotta tell some homeless people with a dog that they gotta leave our jobsite

[torn sparrow]

Skill issue

[thin hearth]

Hiii

[paper stone]

Optimistic is next

[visual plover]

Even a lot of schools have a PC room

[rain lantern]

Invis back at it again

[jaunty creek]

i hope not

[quasi nova]

Js use them in the back of the class

[spice pasture]

hi Zel how did you spend your birthday

[thin hearth]

Hello

[visual plover]

I hate walking past homeless people

[marble sand]

When I was in a gifted class they had that but they end at 14 so yea since I am 15 I have no Laptops

[visual plover]

I feel bad for not giving Money

[unique cosmos]

i ate dinner

[quasi nova]

Mine has like 10 computer rooms for different classes

[marble sand]

I have a Laptop at home obviously but I can't bring it

[quasi nova]

"gifted" was your bus kinda short

[rain lantern]

Is untitled tuesday 3+1 or 5+0?

[torn sparrow]

How good is your laptop

[wind bay]

Omg I would have hated using them after some other bozos

[torn sparrow]

Is it quality indianware or mid Alienware which Daniel narodistky uses

[visual plover]

Every time I walk past the PC room in school it's always people playing GTA

[rain lantern]

Btw apparently Fide changed some "farming rules" but I dont have twitter so can someone update on me ✌️

Crazy world

[spice pasture]

<@&745328830649991179>

[jaunty creek]

next was drowning by boogie😭😭😭

[rain lantern]

Ok invis

[quasi nova]

Ppl play league and other team games, some dude just no lifes bedwars every second he has off 💀

[torn sparrow]

Literally PC names 💔

[rain lantern]

What happened to his Chess Kitten account?

[zealous marsh]

Universities...?

[quasi nova]

Banned for names bro, be inclusive of people who don't have names

[wind bay]

💀

[idle hemlock]

1.F4 is so op literally no one knows how to play against it 😹😹

[spice pasture]

@zenith jay

[thin hearth]

From who's all taking ⚰️

[rain lantern]

No, I mean middle school or high school

[torn sparrow]

True sorry for my nameism

[marble sand]

Dude school is 2 minutes away from me why would I need a bus

[mild hedge]

Ts pmo

[unborn iris]

it's okay i just beat him

[rain lantern]

Notice how homochesssapiens is online but chess kitten isnt? Obivously somethings going on

[torn sparrow]

Holy skill issue

[paper stone]

[zealous marsh]

To be fair my HS allowed phones and laptop usage

[thin hearth]

Hello
Female friend

[wind bay]

I would hope so

[quasi nova]

Cause your in the "gifted class"

[rain lantern]

Chat

[marble sand]

I don't know I use it for Chess

[zealous marsh]

I once had one of my bros play LoL on it 😭

[unborn iris]

i only sacked my queen on accident

its okay because he missed my pawn and i got to promote so dw

[quasi nova]

Reminds me of this kid who won a spelling competition and the interviews just gaslit him into thinking he was special ed, was staged ofc but it was still very funny

[nimble glen]

It's good enough then

[wind bay]

Ngl u should still win lol

[zealous marsh]

But of course it's only reserved for presentation days.

[marble sand]

Vro I am in a regular class I just have to learn on Saturday and Friday

[unborn iris]

ye got another queen its alg

[paper stone]

Bro ur not gukesh

[wind bay]

Lol

[marble sand]

They give us extra material

[wind bay]

Proof?

[unborn iris]

i'm so bad 😭

[quasi nova]

You have a chess class!? And do you have class on Saturday?

[thin hearth]

Anyone wanna play

[spice pasture]

your noah