💬〡chess-talk

[harsh kite]

yeah lol 3200+ idk he floats around there

[mortal bronze]

i see

anyone above 3k is a good player imo

[odd canyon]

You are evading the elo question baljeet when u bash on all the bullet players 😔

[final matrix]

I mean I took your word for your argument, if you would like to restate it go ahead, but I can’t agree or disagree if you don’t say what you mean lol

[junior anchor]

Haii kitties

[small jungle]

Nah they're quite weak tbh

[harsh kite]

account created 3 seconds ago

[mortal bronze]

they suck

[junior anchor]

Ok i could have chose better hi but it's ok

[odd canyon]

Ya but what's ur elo

[willow yew]

bro be spammin this fraze

[mortal bronze]

you are right actually

[final matrix]

Can I say 2300s suck in bullet

[odd canyon]

What's ur elo ? Bullet and rapid both?

[mortal bronze]

yes vro

[junior anchor]

Wrong rapid pool is weak until you reach 4k😔

[mortal bronze]

2300s obviously suck

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ninjaswat

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2364 (2403 peak)
Blitz: 2399 (2413 peak)
Bullet: 2414 (2476 peak)

[sacred canyon]

High guys

[final matrix]

Happy?

[sacred canyon]

Highhh guys

[harsh kite]

nova casually aurafarming

[odd canyon]

Then how come

[modern lintel]

Really?! I thought that 1500+ are masters

[sacred canyon]

Higghhhh guyss

[mortal bronze]

this guy gets it

[mortal bronze]

he's below 3k bullet so he's weak too

[sacred canyon]

Highhh guys

[final matrix]

I don’t think spamming will give you more attention

[harsh kite]

yeah fr we all the same

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> doryetuosenbcakohn

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2365 (peak)
Blitz: 2509 (peak)
Bullet: 2400 (2421 peak)

[sacred canyon]

Highh guyss

[final matrix]

Hi dor

[magic shard]

hi nova

[small jungle]

Hi door

[mortal bronze]

another weak player

[final matrix]

Do you have tips against panov

[mortal bronze]

get to 3k bullet already

[final matrix]

Even moon plays the panov rn

[mortal bronze]

don't play caro kann

[sacred canyon]

I js lost against sicillian

[harsh kite]

why so many flexers

[final matrix]

I play 1… c5 but panov is smth I just don’t understand

[magic shard]

sorry I don't play caro kann so idk anything there

[harsh kite]

mainline is pretty comfy for black just go down the line why not

[magic shard]

wait in sicilian

[sacred canyon]

Is that normal

[final matrix]

No, in caro

[mortal bronze]

wait you can play panov against sicilian?

[junior anchor]

Like this guy hit 5k

[buoyant warren]

2500 blitz 🥶

[mortal bronze]

how

[junior anchor]

https://chess.com/member/WeLoveTrump3

[small jungle]

Ye u can vro

[final matrix]

It’s just a structure I’d like to know better lol

[sacred canyon]

Anyone for 1v1

[magic shard]

ok I don't know then 💀

[junior anchor]

You don't have excuse to not hit 2k now

[mortal bronze]

only non weak cc rapid player

[magic shard]

I only know two knights attack theory

[mortal bronze]

howww

[sacred canyon]

Any guy for rapid 1v1

[final matrix]

Wait I’m 1 pt higher in rapid lmao that’s sad

[small jungle]

Idk I mate it up

[willow yew]

im just chilling here with my 1900 rapid thinking im genius

and here u are guys

[magic shard]

oh shoot what happened to your 2400

[sacred canyon]

Meanwhile me with 1200

[final matrix]

I stopped peaksitting and lost 40 rating instantly

Also college started up more so

[willow yew]

rough times

[junior anchor]

Ok why you don't have 2900 rn?

[mortal bronze]

if i stop peaksitting i would lose like 400 elo

[sacred canyon]

Yeah finally 😭

[final matrix]

This was like a week after getting 2400 duh

[small jungle]

Just drop out and study chess 24/7 vro

[mortal bronze]

cuz i am weak vro

[sacred canyon]

Anyone for 1v1

Anyone for 1v1

Rapid

[willow yew]

nah watch anime 24/7

[final matrix]

Id rather graduate and make more than most gms

[magic shard]

I haven't played much 3+0 after reaching 2500 but my form still seems pretty good in friendly games and in one game I played yesterday

[willow yew]

i would go but dont have time now mate

sryy

[sacred canyon]

Ok 🙁

[small jungle]

That's why u ain't 2500 rapid vro

[willow yew]

we can add tho

[junior anchor]

Become stronger hit the gym

[final matrix]

Ok

[magic shard]

2500 rapid is quite hard

[junior anchor]

Drive the truck

[mortal bronze]

that makes you weaker at chess acty

[sacred canyon]

Ok gimme ur id :))

[mortal bronze]

actually**

[junior anchor]

No because you would throw chessboard harder

[magic shard]

people that are 2500 are the type of people that can go 6-0 against nelson michael li lopez

[junior anchor]

An advantage to me

[willow yew]

Imagine_loosing1234567, dont anyone dare say 6 7

[final matrix]

Didn’t keed do that

[strong locust]

Is this a good score while listening to earfck music

[sacred canyon]

💀🥶

[final matrix]

Not really you shouldn’t have lost

[magic shard]

yes I was describing his achievements

[limpid sleet]

sicilian: fried liver attack

[junior anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/67-6-7-six-seven-sixty-seven-67-kid-gif-15167809337439398898

[strong locust]

Ya I was listening to music
Hurts my ear ngl

[magic shard]

bro sniped nelsi on stream like what 3-4 times and won every single rapid game he played against him

[final matrix]

Im always listening to music when playing lol

[final matrix]

Lmaooo

[sacred canyon]

I will add u in morning

[final matrix]

And then got reported right

[willow yew]

sure

[magic shard]

I don't think nelsi ever reported him

[willow yew]

i mean who doesnt

[magic shard]

but he did get called strong

[junior anchor]

The 5 mistakes after😔

[sacred canyon]

Dhanks mate

[final matrix]

Huh

[limpid sleet]

it was a bullet game 💀 what can u expect from me who is the worst bullet player

[modern lintel]

Is that actually viable!?

[junior anchor]

Bullet you say

[final matrix]

No

[slim ridge]

yo

[junior anchor]

Well that's reasonable

[final matrix]

If you have to ask, it’s not

[modern lintel]

Aw man rip gcses

[strong locust]

This music tho

[magic shard]

keed probably didn't play accurate enough for nelsi to report

[junior anchor]

New episode bro

Check that out

[modern lintel]

Hikaru is in an anime?!

[small jungle]

I scroll yt shorts when I play rapid

[modern lintel]

I never knew he was that famous

[final matrix]

Hikaru is a common name…

[junior anchor]

Yeah we lost hikaru in summer or something

[strong locust]

Don't care about those weird ass names

[gusty bone]

play chess?

[final matrix]

Cool

[bronze egret]

'Ard

[modern lintel]

I was today years old when i found out hikaru died...

[gusty bone]

Is anyone interested in playing a bullet chess game? I'm waiting for strong opponents with 1-minute time control."

[modern lintel]

Ive only heafd it once...

[final matrix]

Found another troll today nice

[bronze egret]

What is your rating?

[loud dome]

Even Nakamura is a common name

[gusty bone]

2200

[modern lintel]

You got me! Haha i was playing a prank yk

[final matrix]

What’s your account

[gusty bone]

play chess?

[strong locust]

Oh great heavens what's blasting my ear
Oh it's Spotify ad
Said no one ever

[oblique dagger]

What am i then at 1500

[magic shard]

nevermind @final matrix the keed nelsi score is actually 7.5-0.5 for keed

[gusty bone]

play chess?

[magic shard]

they drew one game I didn't know about

[gusty bone]

Is anyone interested in playing a bullet chess game? I'm waiting for strong opponents with 1-minute time control."

[strong locust]

Rated?

[mortal bronze]

1600 when

[strong locust]

I would play unrated

[odd canyon]

Baljeet what's ur elo

[midnight dust]

see time

[mortal bronze]

nice move

[odd canyon]

Guys I think baljeet is 2000

[final matrix]

Yeah around that

[oblique dagger]

2000 or nothing

[mortal bronze]

2000 when

[ocean merlin]

reached 1300 earlier today. Finally

[final matrix]

I forget do you even play on chess.com lol

[mortal bronze]

i do

[oblique dagger]

I cant even beat easy puzzles im hardstuck at around 2100lichess puzzle and 3400cc puzzle

[ocean merlin]

Wait no it's this one. I remember 2 brilliants in that game, not 1

[kindred crypt]

Cheating at 1500 is wild

[mortal bronze]

i play on both sites

[kindred crypt]

@final matrix hello Nova

[stiff plover]

Found in 3s

[final matrix]

Do more puzzle rush less rated puzzles then

[mortal bronze]

cc puzzles are weird icl

[ocean merlin]

Finally

[mortal bronze]

impressive

[ocean merlin]

1300

[mortal bronze]

i wouldn't even find that in classical

[oblique dagger]

Agreed

[kindred crypt]

Nova not even saying hello back

[midnight dust]

you'd think that they would at least be smart enough to cheat in a way that's less obvious

[oblique dagger]

3min 5min unlimited ?

[mortal bronze]

lichess puzzles around 2100 are really good

better then doing puzzles at higher elos

[final matrix]

3 min if you can, unlimited if you want to push depth of calculation

[kindred crypt]

[final matrix]

Hi

[heady forge]

damn

[oblique dagger]

They are free bro i just fail on ass elemental moves

[final matrix]

Puzzle battle would be a good idea tho

[potent cypress]

Damn it took me 8 months to get from 300 elo to 450 and now it took me one saturday to go back to 300

[final matrix]

Huh

[kindred crypt]

Yeah , tbh i just resigned the game mid way , every move was instant and i was getting crushed slowly by string positional moves.

[heady forge]

alls gd man took me ages to get out of 100

[gusty bone]

okey

[kindred crypt]

[final matrix]

I swapped entirely to chesstempo tbh I don’t really use rated puzzles on lichess or chess.com anymore

[mortal bronze]

less common patterns in those

[kindred crypt]

How's the studies been Nova

[gusty bone]

@strong locust come on

[mortal bronze]

i haven't been doing puzzles lately

[final matrix]

Busy as hell I gtg back to work in 15 mins lol

[mortal bronze]

no wonder i play a lot worse now

[final matrix]

They changed the algorithm for chess.com puzzles so it’s crappy now

[forest willow]

hi does anyone wanna play

[final matrix]

Puzzle rush is unaffected tho

[gusty bone]

Is anyone interested in playing a bullet chess game? I'm waiting for strong opponents with 1-minute time control."

[kindred crypt]

Good luck man , im happy my studies is done too much unpaid work i swear

[final matrix]

Connect your account then maybe

[heady forge]

im kinda down for a game rn

[forest willow]

time control id ?

[mortal bronze]

i only do puzzle storm or puzzle racer

[heady forge]

wwait i take it back i cant noww

[forest willow]

wait I can play a bit later

[mortal bronze]

i am bad at those

[final matrix]

What’s your racer pb

[heady forge]

let me grind a little more

[forest willow]

okay come

[forest spear]

do it jiggle?

[forest willow]

send me your id

[mortal bronze]

like 70

[final matrix]

Not bad

[gusty bone]

okey

[potent cypress]

Its like the 250s Im playing now are better than the 450s that normally beat me

[sinful current]

@torn maple why do you always lurk

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-doakes-squint-stare-suspicious-gif-14432154109786838518

[gusty bone]

hey look dm

bro

[sinful current]

You will not find any difference below 1000, some 300 or 200 could easily beat a 900

Elo below a certain point doesnt make sense

[heady forge]

wait can u elaborate on that

[sinful current]

Well you can find really great player hard stuck at 1300 because they get bad pairing

[heady forge]

ooo

[final matrix]

I kind of doubt that tbh

[junior anchor]

GUYS I JUST GOT A SLICE OF PISTACHIO CAKE

[heady forge]

i started from 100 rating

[sinful current]

I mean just try smurfing with some luck youre gonna face one, theyre really good sometimes

[final matrix]

If someone is playing better than expected then the system should work, it’s just based off math

[honest copper]

wsg gng

[final matrix]

No I’m not gonna “just try smurfing”???

[gritty path]

wassup coach

[honest copper]

nm hbu

[gritty path]

what does bm mean

[heady forge]

tbf it cld just be that u tilt too much and make morer blunders

[potent cypress]

Im 286 and I cant beat a 200

[sinful current]

Well since they usually grind a lot they win at first, then just get tired and lose back all their elo (thats my theory)

[potent cypress]

I hate playing against indians

[sinful current]

Exactly

[final matrix]

So they play like a 1300 on average

[sinful current]

Well if they stopped sooner, much higher

[final matrix]

But they don’t.

[potent cypress]

Like I get 1 pawn and he gets 3 queens for endgame

[sinful current]

Well yeah? But they are better than most of 1300

[potent cypress]

This is unplayable

[final matrix]

Maybe you should stop playing for a bit lol

[north oasis]

idk imo if you’re stuck you belong in that elo

[gritty path]

just lost 200 elo at bullet , any tips?

[final matrix]

Are they better because they’re more streaky? I don’t think so

[honest copper]

sure i can help dm me

[potent cypress]

You know I've been hearing that now for almost 2 years

[heady forge]

no way

[final matrix]

Have you thought that it might actually work?

[sinful current]

What youre saying doesnt make sense, if you thought for a while you could maybe understand but ig youre just trying to anger me

[forest spear]

who else would lowkey kidnap keir starmer, and beat him with a bat whilst hanging him from the roof?

[gritty path]

" there were no signs "

[potent cypress]

I went from being 450 when I started. Now I've been mostly around 350-400 and now when I've been practicing more and really trying to improve Im below 300

[final matrix]

I mean you’re quite literally saying that a player that either wins or loses a lot and is very streaky, is better than a player who does not do that at the same rating
And I don’t get that

[gritty path]

ik man anytime someone asks my elo i be replying " it depends on my mood"

[sinful current]

I know a guy that is 1300 and that could easily beat most of 2000's

[potent cypress]

Like the more opening stuff and "tactics" I memorize, the lower my rating gets

[heady forge]

so real tho

[sinful current]

Yes he is, because he plays too much

[short summit]

chair

[gritty path]

No that's a sofa

[heady forge]

is it possible to have a 2.3k blitz rating but 100 rapid rating

[final matrix]

Lol whatever I’m not gonna convince you if you’re wrong regardless

[potent cypress]

Like if I paid for chess coaching maybe I'd get down as low as 150, depending how much I spend

[sinful current]

What? Now this is just pure ragebait

[final matrix]

If you remove 3 of the legs is it still a chair

[sinful current]

You just realized you were wrong

[final matrix]

But it doesn’t stand up properly

Does a chair need to be standing up and able to bear weight for it to count as a chair

[forest willow]

anyone wanna play bullet/blitz

[midnight dust]

They be new players

[kindred crypt]

Ong

[gritty path]

I mean if they never play rapid and sometimes their little cousins play rapid on their account messing it up then it would be possible but the chances of that happening? negative 10

well you see

[sinful current]

@final matrix what's ur cc user

[final matrix]

why do you ask

[heady forge]

sounds like a challenge HAHAHA

[sinful current]

Curious

[final matrix]

ninjaswat

[small jungle]

If u open a new acc lose all rapid games then only play blitz yes

[final matrix]

Omg a fellow blind hooman

[kindred crypt]

Could you say a table is a chair? Well table can be used to sit on but its not used to sit on.

[final matrix]

Yes it is

[gritty path]

both a chair and a sofa are designed for sitting right? A sofa is essentially just a chair that accommodates multiple people at once by that logic, a chair is simply a single-seat sofa

[kindred crypt]

Interesting

[heady forge]

why are yall having a discussion on what is a chair

[final matrix]

I did this for three hours once

[torn maple]

Im trying to study physics but the 3 minute attention spam isnt letting me so i come to this char

[small jungle]

Chess talk🥀

[potent cypress]

Like what can I do when im down 9 points of material from the opening every time

[kindred crypt]

If that chair can only hold 5kg but collapses on more, is it truly a chair because no one can sit on it besides babies?

[small jungle]

Resign

[torn sparrow]

I lost against a 1400 rapid on my alt vro

[magic shard]

quit

[final matrix]

I think that’s probabilistically possible

[kindred crypt]

Same

[final matrix]

Would they beat you in a match is the question

[torn sparrow]

i blundered a pawn in the opening and he just happened to know theory vro

[magic shard]

no

[kindred crypt]

On Goonland alt

[small jungle]

Maybe it was some undercover gm vro

[kindred crypt]

Sounds like 1400

[torn sparrow]

is this invis vro

[kindred crypt]

Could be

[final matrix]

Im a little curious what yours is since you have an account with no games made this month linked

[torn sparrow]

he was indian so plausible

[magic shard]

what do you think

[small jungle]

It might have been the infamous aman chakma vro

[gusty bone]

"Is anyone interested in playing bullet chess, 1-minute games?"

[torn sparrow]

ahh I adopted that guy

[final matrix]

If you’re interested in sending a link to your chess.com account

[forest willow]

don't play this guy he is cheating 😭

[gusty bone]

what

[torn sparrow]

the infamous amanchakloser

[magic shard]

you should start doing that

[final matrix]

Can they?

[small jungle]

@lone totem u gonna take that vro

[magic shard]

as long as you're human

[forest willow]

he crushed me 4-0, he joined as anonymous on lichess and doesnt provide me his real id

[torn sparrow]

his opening against caro so bad he gifts free wins7

[magic shard]

you don't have to worry about me I think all the time

[ebon charm]

chat i just got 1 of the hardest achievements at under 200 elo

[final matrix]

Winning?

[ebon charm]

nope

[kindred crypt]

Spill the tea brodie

[small jungle]

He might be a discount witty alien vro

[ebon charm]

1 sec it wont let me coppy paste

[modern lintel]

Peak game🥹

[torn sparrow]

I didnt see a beatifull m1 against witty alien in 10 0.1 vro

he was so lucky

[ebon charm]

i got killer king alr

[magic shard]

I don't like being aggressive, necessarily or not
it's not a good feeling don't you agree

[potent cypress]

I like how checkmates at 300elo end up being stalemate. I still dont get it what the difference is. The king cant escape either one

[ebon charm]

idk why i cant copy it in

[balmy python]

[small jungle]

His aura saved him vro

[gritty path]

fine forget both the chair and the sofa just sit on me instead

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/rrane-battal-rrane-battal-kızgın-battal-kızgın-gif-25355985

[final matrix]

For checkmate, you need to check the king.

[magic shard]

wasn't my intention

[modern lintel]

Stale is when the there is no where to move

[magic shard]

I can see how you could have assumed that though

[ebon charm]

i cant copy paste the pic idk why but i got killer king

[kindred crypt]

Nice

[grave plinth]

anyone 1 min?

[magic shard]

yeah I noticed already
it kind of depends on the way you see it

[modern lintel]

I would but yk

[wind belfry]

doi

[indigo stream]

reading this is a challenge

[magic shard]

I meant it as a joke but since I don't like to use punctuation or emojis or any text variation whatsoever it could have been interpreted in any way

[west pasture]

jon my casual: /variants/custom/lobby

[gritty path]

gang stop fighting just kiss 🥀💔

enemies to lovers

[west pasture]

need 2 more

[main mica]

@azure steeple

[plush condor]

Kiss enemy and suffocate him to death

[naive jackal]

@vapid oyster Can you stream again? I want to help you get better at chess. You are a little stupid.

[gritty path]

Best move, Brilliant even

Me me

[silk gorge]

Haii

[plush condor]

I can play

[silk gorge]

Cuties

[gritty path]

any

bullet preferred

[silk gorge]

@gritty path this ur cat?

[plush condor]

Whats ur elo

[gritty path]

Alright

[plush condor]

Same

[gritty path]

Rapid it is

[plush condor]

Lets play

[west pasture]

Anyone want to join its 4 player Chess with extra dragon bishops.

[gritty path]

meow

okay lets do 5

[plush condor]

Gimme acount name

[gritty path]

knightmare_dan

[plush condor]

Req sent

[west pasture]

revonn3

[gritty path]

bro im playing with the other person so sorry

[west pasture]

come to 4 player please

[plush condor]

No probs

Wanna play?

[kindred crypt]

Its Snowing again in yakutsk

[rich sapphire]

Asian parent dialogue type shit

[gusty bone]

play chess?

[plush condor]

Yo no doctor yet

Talk to me when u doctor

[rich sapphire]

In a few years

[gusty bone]

play chess

[kindred crypt]

Türkciyë

[rich sapphire]

My one good game can't distract me from how terrible I am at the game

[plush condor]

Our neigbors kid finished chess when he was 12

[rich sapphire]

Finished chess?

[gusty bone]

evet

[plush condor]

Yesh

[kindred crypt]

What language you speak

[plush condor]

Now he doctor

[potent cypress]

Yes. And way over half the time its a losing move to play a check that doesnt even win

[gusty bone]

turkish

[kindred crypt]

Ok

What a nice puzzle

[potent cypress]

And in 3 minute I dont have time to calculate my opponents next 7 moves or whatever is required to escape 300 elo-hell

[plush condor]

Today i played and played and lost and lost and went from 1700 tp 1600

I hate chess maan

[gusty bone]

play chess?

[rich sapphire]

Never

[kindred crypt]

Fr

[plush condor]

Probably not

[kindred crypt]

Bingus 🔥

[past junco]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-magnus-carlsen-chess-chessboard-gif-9301489837261486957

[plush condor]

This is the first time ive ever wanted to destroy my pc for chess

[kindred crypt]

Bro is the only other african player i know except for Bassem Amin

[plush condor]

If the goat's saying than ig i have no choice😀

[kindred crypt]

You'll know my name better after i pull a massive W next tournament and spam it over social media , then get clowned because i played like a 200 elo but my opponent played worse 🔥

rate this mate (and guess the elo)

white's move was nc5

101 elo 10/10 mate

[plush condor]

1200

[kindred crypt]

67O elo

67

[plush condor]

Pretty good for 670

[frigid notch]

1800

[kindred crypt]

🥁 the elo was 🥁 ||1600|| ❇️

Its a simple mate tho

Its snowing again In Russia Yakutsk

[kindred crypt]

That's awesome

[oblique inlet]

Good night guys

[kindred crypt]

only thing nice about it is the bishop discovering the square that white's king could flee to

[oblique inlet]

I'm going to bed

[kindred crypt]

nigh

Guten Nacht

[sinful current]

Thats my main yeah

[honest copper]

hello

[slim ridge]

lf a good coach

[kindred crypt]

Simple tho , bet u they wouldn't miss it in a classical game. Not saying its bad , just saying boden's mate is sexier

[slim ridge]

Lf a good coach

[kindred crypt]

ofc they wouldn't miss it on a classical game, this was 10|0, altough he had like 2 minutes left, he should've seen it

@honest copper do u know Vimun?

[honest copper]

kinda

[slim ridge]

chess coach check dms

[kindred crypt]

@torpid lotus

[full cobalt]

I just played against some 2200 bullet in rapid

[torn sparrow]

he is the most overrated coach tbh

[slim ridge]

bruh i deadasss need coach

[final matrix]

so have you thought about maybe not playing 3 min games?

[kindred crypt]

Where is ki

[final matrix]

if youre willing to pay there are many out there

[torn sparrow]

he got banned vro

[kindred crypt]

Why

[torn sparrow]

for being racist against indians

[kindred crypt]

Ah hell nah

Do not free Kim

Ki

[kindred crypt]

lot of people being banned nowadays

[kindred crypt]

i got muted for 7 days, they didn't read my appeal

[torn sparrow]

ban is crazy vro

[kindred crypt]

He just said Bajeet

[kindred crypt]

where do i sign

Whats racist

[torn sparrow]

its apparently something racist vro

[sinful current]

https://tenor.com/view/watch-your-scurvy-ridden-mouth-newgen-newgen-sea-of-thieves-sot-shut-up-gif-11138038613305865465

[kindred crypt]

Its not that racist its alright

[sinful current]

It wasnt

[torn sparrow]

here

[kindred crypt]

Its just a name

[kindred crypt]

i got muted because a ragebaiter pinged the mods on me and saying i was homophobic lmao

Free Ki

[sinful current]

Mods are big brother

[torn sparrow]

yeah its unreasonable

[sinful current]

https://tenor.com/view/literally-gif-12877207057632949530

[final matrix]

@torn sparrow bullet?

[torn sparrow]

nah vro

[final matrix]

aw

[glad tide]

Best Game i have had in a while, very happy about my friend improving so fast

[kindred crypt]

is it worth buy premium

[kindred crypt]

when bias starts hindering powerholders, that's when the system collapses 🥀

gold/plat

[tawny grail]

Hi

[sinful current]

Depends on your income

[torn sparrow]

he has no power vro and we dont either

[sinful current]

Dead chat

[kindred crypt]

im talking about the mods lmao

joke tho dont ban me

[twin agate]

???

[torn sparrow]

Rinqed was the guy who banned him apparently

[rich sapphire]

Now unless you have the addresses of all the mods, it's probably not going to do anything

[kindred crypt]

wwhat?

what if we go on strike and only speak 3 words at a time from now on? we can call it a typing strike

[torn sparrow]

chesscom could close this discord server and lose 0 cents of income💔

[kindred crypt]

is this a positive or negative change

[torn sparrow]

chesscom would probably gain money from closing tbh

[mortal bronze]

what system vro

[kindred crypt]

beware the frightening bore from 1984

[mortal bronze]

they should do it

[empty mortar]

start a poll

[balmy python]

💀

[kindred crypt]

i second this

[mortal bronze]

i literally can't

[empty mortar]

bruh

[empty mortar]

confirm affirm yes

[kindred crypt]

the stink indeed went away

[small jungle]

Cronically💔

[mortal bronze]

where is the "yes (i am chronically online)" option

[kindred crypt]

cronicly

[kindred crypt]

only real croners would know it is spelt with an h

[ruby mirage]

What happened to ki

[viral grove]

No

[empty mortar]

posted a lichess link in cc discord

[kindred crypt]

he got censored

[mortal bronze]

locked out

[ruby mirage]

LETS PHOQUEING GO

[mortal bronze]

wtf

[kindred crypt]

???

[ruby mirage]

KI SUCK MY DI

[kindred crypt]

Ki was like the best member of this community

[mortal bronze]

sea what is this

[ruby mirage]

Just kidding guys

[mortal bronze]

real

[ruby mirage]

too bad

[small jungle]

Nah that's me vro

[kindred crypt]

you're too conformist in here, start speaking chess

[empty mortar]

who are you again

[kindred crypt]

nf3

[ruby mirage]

call me reta, sea is not my nickname

[small jungle]

[kindred crypt]

please dont

[mortal bronze]

awh

[ruby mirage]

Because i’m reta, see?

[mortal bronze]

i like sea more

[fleet dove]

go to bed

[kindred crypt]

same

[ruby mirage]

Keep him locked up for now

[fleet dove]

thanks

[mortal bronze]

haven't seen you around in a while

[small jungle]

mb see

[ruby mirage]

done the crime, do the time

[kindred crypt]

seize him!

[torn sparrow]

he was racist against the proud indian community

[fleet dove]

im here often bigguy

[kindred crypt]

he aint done nothing, he was censored

[ruby mirage]

oh, FREE KI

[torn sparrow]

as a indian I thik he deserved his ban fully

[mortal bronze]

oh maybe it's cause i have been sleeping on time lately

[unique cosmos]

guys im 19 now okay bye

[hushed plover]

guys my rate is 600 how can i rank up to 700 elo D:

[mortal bronze]

except today smh

[ruby mirage]

What’s up

[mortal bronze]

today?

[small jungle]

Unc

[unique cosmos]

yes

[kindred crypt]

Spoiled Zoey was also banned, we need to revert this!

[unique cosmos]

flip u stinker

[small jungle]

Wait fr?

[empty mortar]

lmao why

[mortal bronze]

birthday twin. i turned 31 today

[torn sparrow]

they are taking us 1 by 1

[ruby mirage]

Congratulations

[small jungle]

Don't worry vro I'm 21

[mortal bronze]

really?

[empty mortar]

ts guy is not 31

[mortal bronze]

i ammm

[ruby mirage]

WAIT ITS A GUY 🤑💰

[empty mortar]

are we deadass

[hexed ocean]

Damn it, a green brilliant as I was up shit tons of material, meh, if you find the continuation I saw, just say it

[ruby mirage]

?!

[empty mortar]

2 days ago too

[kindred crypt]

we're deadass

[mortal bronze]

just to make sure because of timezone differences. is your birthday on 27th september or 28th september?

[small jungle]

@kindred crypt u banned vro?

[torn sparrow]

getting banned for reacts in 2025

[ruby mirage]

What’s up

[unique cosmos]

that dont make it better 🥹🌹

[kindred crypt]

they are, and i am next.

[idle oracle]

waddahek I thought you were like 12

[unique cosmos]

27th

[plush condor]

Dam

[mortal bronze]

this is old vro she got unmuted a long time ago

[unique cosmos]

i just got off shift

[kindred crypt]

i got muted for 7 days because of some ragebaiter, this needs to stop

[torn sparrow]

no one wants to ban 1600 rapids vro you are not in the gang

[empty mortar]

anyway happy cake n candles twin

[mortal bronze]

insane

[mortal bronze]

awwwh mine's on 28th

[fleet dove]

There once was a London player who was the best 1500 in their neighborhood. Everyday, they would repeat the same moves: d4 Nf3 Bf4 e3. With a conscious clear of any guilt, they proceeded to London their way up to 1800. Then one day, they were visited by Magnus Carlsen in their sleep. They played a long game of chess, nearly 7 hours, where Magnus in the end reigned supreme against the London player's insolence. It was from this day on that the London player swithed to playing d4 c4 where they eventually became 2500 and lived happily ever after.

[unique cosmos]

[kindred crypt]

stand with me if you want to free ki

🧍‍♂️

[mortal bronze]

thank you

[gritty path]

mine was on 24th damn we all September Sigmas

[torn sparrow]

I never got muted in my last 90k messages skill issue

[unique cosmos]

wait but technically that still means we have the same birth time

[idle oracle]

is QG really that much better than london

[mortal bronze]

it is the most common month for birthday i think

[idle oracle]

don’t answer that

[fleet dove]

Anything for you habibi

[pure ivy]

Why do I feel like I'm better at the game than my elo but I blunder so much and I can't lock in and actually think and blitz out 30 moves in a minute AAAAAAAAAAAA

[mortal bronze]

😳

never thought of it like that

[gritty path]

Happy birthday to all the September Sigmas

[torn sparrow]

absolute habibi

[kindred crypt]

someone got a new year's gift

[empty mortar]

how would that work

[fleet dove]

No child of mine will ever play the London

[kindred crypt]

Jobava > london

[empty mortar]

yh lol

[kindred crypt]

someone got a christmass gift

[idle oracle]

they’re both london

[mortal bronze]

smh

[mortal bronze]

wdym

[idle oracle]

literally called a jobava london

[idle oracle]

mating season

[empty mortar]

rapport-jobava system

[mortal bronze]

smh

[gritty path]

our parents mated in January

[kindred crypt]

A gm

[kindred crypt]

there are minors in the server, please dont touch those subjects

[idle oracle]

GM baadur jobava

[fleet dove]

he's from atlanta georgia

[idle oracle]

💀 💀 💀

[gritty path]

He was talking about the mating in chess ofcourse yk mate in 1, mate in 2

[kindred crypt]

i havent gotten that far into the game, why'd you spoil it

[mortal bronze]

i will touch a lot more vro

i will touch theee roookkkk

[kindred crypt]

yo how to unplateu

[gritty path]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rook-chess-edit-gothamchess-gif-15757604376647805157

[fleet dove]

try pouring water on it so that it erodes and becomes a canyon

[mortal bronze]

send aagard positional play puzzles

[gritty path]

Gang its 2 am in my country how do i fix my sleep schedule 💔🥀

[tribal fox]

That seems like a problem

[tribal sage]

turn off all devices now, go to sleep

[fleet dove]

chess.com puzzle dealer right here

[mortal bronze]

that's me

[gritty path]

Solve it with your Mathematic Rizz

[tribal fox]

My pfp will make you go to sleep

[gritty path]

I don't like this dare, I take Truth pls @tribal sage

[pearl hedge]

Anyone wanna play friendly 3+0 unrated?

[tribal sage]

e^ipi = -1

[mortal bronze]

come

[tribal fox]

Good job

[tribal sage]

sure

[gritty path]

Thank you very much

[tribal fox]

now what is e^it

[pearl hedge]

My user is robertino27

[empty mortar]

cost+isint

[tribal fox]

Yes but what's the answer

[small jungle]

Win games

[kindred crypt]

WOW

[mortal bronze]

sent friend request

[tribal sage]

cost+isint?

[whole eagle]

I have a cold rn 🥶😭

[gritty path]

You did guide me to it senpai

[tribal sage]

oh wait someone already answered

[tribal fox]

I get that but i need a numerical number

[small jungle]

Just get warmer vro

[tribal sage]

what number do you want, it's all variables

[past scarab]

Let's play

[tribal sage]

send link

[idle oracle]

@mortal bronze rapid

[tribal fox]

here ill send it in latex

[past scarab]

Link?

[small jungle]

That's some weird najdorf

[tribal sage]

I'll just challenge you, gimme a sec

[empty mortar]

how do you expect a numerical answer for e^it wym

[whole eagle]

Tyyyy

[tribal sage]

exactly what I'm saying

[tribal fox]

we see t as tau

[tribal sage]

bruh

[idle oracle]

Bxc6 Bxe7?

[empty mortar]

what is blud yapping about

[fleet dove]

najdorf with no a6 yes

[tribal sage]

@empty mortar t isn't theta

[tribal fox]

idk its 2 am

[fleet dove]

btm

[empty mortar]

oh tau as in 2pi

[small jungle]

I know it's scheveningen vro

[stuck nebula]

Is a math degree worth it

[fleet dove]

no

[empty mortar]

e^itau is 1

[gritty path]

y'all sure do love maths

[tribal sage]

yep

[small jungle]

What is it

[fleet dove]

classical

[empty mortar]

they should rename it to tao after terrence

[tribal sage]

isn't it 1?

[gritty path]

discord kittens ❌discord einsteins ✅

[empty mortar]

i lied i mean its 1 lmao

[small jungle]

Ye idk classical variation much

[stuck nebula]

guys

[empty mortar]

i kinda had a brain lag

[tribal fox]

wait lemme write the formula in latex, its hard to do it in words

[empty mortar]

nah we get it its exp(i*tau)

[idle oracle]

e5 f6?

[tribal fox]

yes

[empty mortar]

js 1

[tribal fox]

the positive integer of -1

[fleet dove]

nope

[gritty path]

bro mandarin is easier than this math language bruh

[grand pendant]

I am working on Lifetime Repertoire taimanov course dm if interested

[frosty peak]

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2305 (peak)
Blitz: 2002 (2290 peak)
Bullet: 2058 (2115 peak)

[stuck nebula]

0^0 = 0^0/0^0 x=x/x x= 1

but

[tribal fox]

????

[stuck nebula]

0^0 can be 0

[small jungle]

Vros blitzing

[lilac herald]

08$)+))+7$))3=1

[torn sparrow]

you are not anish giri

[tribal fox]

no its undefined

[idle oracle]

whenever I analyze my rapid games with engine I feel stupid

[grand pendant]

I am better

[stuck nebula]

yes but it relies on itself to be that way

[ocean merlin]

@regal geode yo I reached 1300 today with 2 brilliant moves

[gritty path]

√-1 = i can’t

[tribal fox]

mathematically its undefined

[stuck nebula]

we yes

[gritty path]

I only deal with natural logs

[grand pendant]

Anish courses are all forced draw lines

[stuck nebula]

is a math degree wort it btw

[fleet dove]

dont analyze with engine

[ocean merlin]

Is a BIS degree worth it?

[stuck nebula]

Idk

[fleet dove]

@mortal bronze there's no way you ask me to send puzzles and then you dip when I do

[gritty path]

if you are really passionate about it yes it's worth it if you're really good but if you're average just go for computer science

[idle oracle]

how do I ensure I don’t analyze stupid

[gritty path]

computer engineering

[idle oracle]

I don’t have a stronger player I can ask to go over

[blissful lichen]

a math degree is pretty handy. u can be poor and weird and if ppl point at u u can just say u have a math degree and they will understand

[fleet dove]

you have to first analyze without engine

[idle oracle]

this is online rapid

[stuck nebula]

I'm good at evrything

[fleet dove]

find one

[torn sparrow]

he would adopt you

[idle oracle]

i don’t really have the money for that

[torn sparrow]

thats not hard to do in 400 rapid tbh

[fleet dove]

you dont need money to do that

[grand pendant]

That would be nice actually

[idle oracle]

💀 💀

[gritty path]

An applied mathematician will approximate anything… except their own salary

[torn sparrow]

Qushta omar giri in 2026

[idle oracle]

would you go over rapid games with a random for free

[slim ridge]

why so much people in chess dc server in math dc server

[fleet dove]

I have before

[grand pendant]

So he will adopt my dad?

[magic shard]

I look at rapid games if you post it and ask me to look

[fleet dove]

many people do in fact

[idle oracle]

I do not know people who are better than me who would be willing to do that in chess

[fleet dove]

that's the whole point of this discord

[torn sparrow]

what about bullet games

[tribal sage]

mathematicians have salaries? from who?

[potent gulch]

Chess

[wet cypress]

Yeah

[small jungle]

Kramnik

[wet cypress]

Hi

[tribal sage]

makes sense

[grand pendant]

Please leave

[idle oracle]

fair enough

[loud dome]

Kramnik only hires people with fake degrees

[torn sparrow]

he calls it saving money

[small jungle]

He only hires top tier mathematicians vro

[pearl hedge]

Okay anyone wanna play friendly unrated 3+0?

[small jungle]

I heard he hired Euler last month

[tribal sage]

sure

[wet cypress]

Why would Kramnik hire people?

[slim ridge]

lf coaching

[torn sparrow]

crazy

[blissful lichen]

i only do unfriendly rateds today. ur pick

[torn sparrow]

euler is overrated

[pearl hedge]

robertino27

[idle oracle]

where’s kel

[torn sparrow]

I think gaus claps euler every friday

[tribal sage]

wait I'm not going against a 2200, I'm about to go to sleep

[ocean merlin]

My contributions to mathematics aren't talked about enough

[visual plover]

Coaching for 20 dollars/hr no takebacks, we lose 10-100 elo per coaching session

[loud dome]

Euler carries Math on his back

[wet cypress]

unfriendly sounds unfriendly...

[tribal sage]

@pearl hedge I'm too tired

[torn sparrow]

its crazy you found 1+1 is 2

[pearl hedge]

Im 2300 but ok sure

[grand pendant]

Why does everyone have girl anime pfp?

[full cobalt]

is it?

[ocean merlin]

Weebs

[short summit]

Fr

[torn sparrow]

I can send you proof

[small jungle]

Who is Euler vro

[ruby mirage]

i sense 2300’s

[pearl hedge]

Cuz why not

[loud dome]

Requirement for 2000+ rating

[full cobalt]

send proof

[tribal sage]

it's 10, 0, 1, 11 and 2 at the same time

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-cat-sad-cat-me-when-i-dont-get-orod-tickets-gif-14719271510681695442

[wet cypress]

I doubt

[pearl hedge]

PHAHAHAHAHA REALLLL

[visual plover]

my king is a girl anime pfp

[grand pendant]

Kinda gay imo

[full cobalt]

I missed that step ngl

[torn sparrow]

because the calculator says so

[pearl hedge]

Well how is it gay if its a woman idiot

[tall sparrow]

i am so depressed its insane

[fleet dove]

would it be more gay if it were instead anime boys

[tribal sage]

mine says "are you dum"

[ruby mirage]

hewwo

[ocean merlin]

Ew

[wet cypress]

Why are you feeding him false info. The last thing you need is more anime pfps in this chat

[visual plover]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-hi-hy-hey-gif-8520159980767013609

[magic shard]

not me

[torn sparrow]

actually dumb isnt a scientifical term so its a hypothese or a axiom

[grand pendant]

Uhm isn't pfp your photo?

[pearl hedge]

No?

[grand pendant]

You are better

[tribal sage]

I can't think of anything to say to that so ok

[loud dome]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-gif-4169442390448293969

[visual plover]

one day dor will have a teto pfp

[grand pendant]

Idk bro it's weird

[ruby mirage]

how are you zax

[pearl hedge]

You*

[visual plover]

https://tenor.com/view/edp445-god-discord-chat-caught-heaven-gif-27445486

[magic shard]

thank you

[potent gulch]

Hey therrr

[mortal bronze]

now? it's 2 am i will sleep soon

[magic shard]

I'll rather give myself a computer god pfp

[idle oracle]

how is it 2 am

[torn sparrow]

😭

[loud dome]

We are cooked

[mortal bronze]

wdym 😭

[ruby mirage]

UwU

[visual plover]

All good just studying math

[ruby mirage]

when am i winning the hunger games

[wet cypress]

Hows it going?

[pearl hedge]

You are 1900 fide and 2400 on chess.com? Thats suspicious

[visual plover]

i do it like once a year rip

[grand pendant]

True

[magic shard]

never

[grand pendant]

What should I be then

[ruby mirage]

naurr

[pearl hedge]

Higher fide

[kindred crypt]

sup! i want to know if it is worth it to buy a chess course, specifically for tactics and other basic stuff

[kindred crypt]

1500

[wet cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-meme-shock-bruh-gif-15075464239506121886

[grand pendant]

I suck

[kindred crypt]

Nah

[small jungle]

You can train tactics for free on lichess

[pearl hedge]

How old are u?

[mortal bronze]

1900 is quite high

[grand pendant]

14

[ruby mirage]

i hope you like slurs in dms UwU

[sudden roost]

if ur 1900 fide then it would translate to around 350 cc

[pearl hedge]

Gg u got time

[mortal bronze]

1900 being 2400 cc makes sense actually

[grand pendant]

True

[idle oracle]

where do you live

[gritty path]

wtf is cc bro

[mortal bronze]

india

[wet cypress]

uwu is a slang

[grand pendant]

Not really

[idle oracle]

underrated imo

[loud dome]

Chess.com

[sudden roost]

chess.com

[grand pendant]

I am too old

[gritty path]

ohhh

[idle oracle]

should be at least 2000-2100 FIDE

[idle oracle]

I wouldn’t have guessed

[wet cypress]

what are you doing in this server?

[ruby mirage]

wwhaa

[grand pendant]

Ppl my age already have titles

[gritty path]

Hey that's mean! im 1500 FIDE and 1800 on cc

[idle oracle]

if im 1800 and 2100

[mortal bronze]

did you not see my flag when you played me on cc?

[sudden roost]

i didnt know what cc even was when i first got here ngl

[pearl hedge]

Real im 2100 fide and 2300

[indigo stream]

read this

[gritty path]

thank you

[manic pilot]

I’m 300 FIDE (/j)

[wet cypress]

talking abt not knowing what does ngl mean?

[mortal bronze]

i was playing a game smh

[gritty path]

Liar liar pants on fire

[full cobalt]

🍟➡️ 🛍️

[raw fulcrum]

i just fricked up checkmate and got stalemate... 😭

[visual plover]

Just tell them you felt sorry

[raw fulcrum]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-nuke-truth-true-soyjak-wojak-gif-14828627546768133163

[mortal bronze]

||nxd4 rxd4 ng3?||

[naive jolt]

anyone want a rapid game

[mortal bronze]

quite high

i am 1500 fide

[kindred crypt]

Im 0 fide

[naive jolt]

then does anyone want a blitz game

[full cobalt]

me too

[visual plover]

https://tenor.com/view/ted-lasso-potential-1x01-gif-20622849

[tall sparrow]

im electrocuting myself if i lose this game no joke

[idle oracle]

is that an India thing or have you just not played tournaments

[gritty path]

us

[naive jolt]

interesting

[fleet dove]

yes

[mortal bronze]

i haven't played one in seven years

[tall sparrow]

I WILL BLUNDER ON PURPOSE

[mortal bronze]

i am so goated

[fleet dove]

ng3 fxg3 bxg5

[naive jolt]

so...you want to get electrocuted?

[fleet dove]

and then bf6 back and black is fine

[gritty path]

that's a blunder

[naive jolt]

hi

[mortal bronze]

yeah the ugly knight is gone

[tall sparrow]

please

[naive jolt]

can i watch your game

[gritty path]

kinky

[naive jolt]

whats user

[tall sparrow]

i want to die

[gritty path]

why

[blissful lichen]

just get good first and then a fide rating, then u can start with 2200

work smarter

[naive jolt]

you want to play a game?

[naive jolt]

I dont exactly think that's how it works

[blissful lichen]

it is

2200 is the maximum first rating u can get

[tall sparrow]

im so depressed

[naive jolt]

Yes but like no one is gonna do that

[gritty path]

It does work if you have never played fide tournament and you beat 2200 players or similar levels you are assigned that rating

[naive jolt]

Well technically it does, but I don't think anyone will actually do something like that

[gritty path]

You're not alone okay? Talk to me if you want dms open

[kindred crypt]

early september 2025 ahh meme 🥀

[gritty path]

Yeah that's a rare case

[kindred crypt]

just dont

[gritty path]

Okay anya

[naive jolt]

Do something that you enjoy, get undepressed

Ok wait ill give yall a puzzle

[tall sparrow]

bro i enjoy nothign anymore
its not like i sit in my room all day
i go out depressed

[kindred crypt]

do something productive that you hate, embrace being depressed, can't go lower than that might as well use it

[naive jolt]

Try a sport or something

[blissful lichen]

dunno my first fide rating was over 2100 but back then the national tournaments were not fide rated at all so u only got a national rating.

[shut trout]

my Cat is better

[gritty path]

im so dumb actually idk how to accept friend requests pls im not a discord kitten idk how to use this discord thing

[gritty path]

Cursed Images Reddit

[naive jolt]

It's probably boredom, try something new

[gritty path]

Which country do you live in??? how is national tournament not fide rated that's insane

[kindred crypt]

something productive* doing productive stuff helps you get your mind out of the bog

[blissful lichen]

but wella t that time there wasnt even a seperate rating for blitz/rapid

[shut trout]

touch his profile and you will see the " send friend request" button or something else

[kindred crypt]

bro played in 1980 🥀

[naive jolt]

Heres your puzzle:

[gritty path]

Finally figured it out, thank you

[naive jolt]

Find all possible blunders and mistakes

[blissful lichen]

not even that long its quite a newer thing relatively

[kindred crypt]

qxd6

[naive jolt]

Preferably in one message

[ocean merlin]

Blunder: bad time management

[shut trout]

ur pfp is cute

[kindred crypt]

bxh6

[naive jolt]

Ill try as well, its a random position i just played a few moved for

[blissful lichen]

the fide blitz rating only exists since 2012

[kindred crypt]

nc5

[gritty path]

white to play or black to play?

[raw fulcrum]

Nd5'

[kindred crypt]

look at it again

[gritty path]

I wish i could say the same about you 😔

[kindred crypt]

bro found a nonblunder

[raw fulcrum]

Nxe4

[raw fulcrum]

it blunders a knight

and puts your development at risk

[kindred crypt]

it does not

[shut trout]

look black queen , his squares are more dark, it means black played last move

so white to play

[naive jolt]

Qd6, Qd5, Qd4, Nb5, Bb5, Ba6, Bg4, Bh5, e5, g4, Bg5, Bb6, Ba7, Bc5, Na5, Nc5 yeah thats my list

[shut trout]

eheheh

[kindred crypt]

there are more try again

[raw fulcrum]

ah

[naive jolt]

oops

[raw fulcrum]

it would be a trade

oops

[valid sedge]

Well, I see three ways to hang your queen

[naive jolt]

yeah Bh6 is one aswell

[shut trout]

f3 king to B1 h3 h4 all can be good

[whole eagle]

OOOOOOOO