💬〡chess-talk

[inland imp]

Wait who was i even playing

[obsidian pine]

lol

[kindred crypt]

@strange bobcat woyueliang , whats up

[gusty bone]

You're not that expensive in my eyes, but if you win, why not?

[inland imp]

Alright back still up?

[strange bobcat]

who this

oh youre from tmc

[kindred crypt]

Werker

[molten fiber]

you were playing yourself

[faint frost]

Can i dm u a challenge?

[inland imp]

Sry I was in a match

[strange bobcat]

tbh I dont really know you

[obsidian pine]

ok

[gentle heath]

Is anyone here have 2000 elo

[inland imp]

Me

[lone totem]

@wet hollow :3

[kindred crypt]

Zikkurat's student in someway . Yeah i know u don't neither do i u, but im saying hello cuz why not

[gusty bone]

me

[gusty bone]

400? you elo

[strange bobcat]

alr

[main lynx]

ur funny guy 😂

[kindred crypt]

💔

[reef canyon]

are 2000s even trying dawg they seem like theyre only interested in giving away free rating pts

[gusty bone]

I'm looking for an opponent to challenge 2200 elo?

[strange bobcat]

should I gamble my elo or do sth productive

[main lynx]

im strong les go

[inland imp]

Proceeds to make the same blunder again'

[gusty bone]

okey

[inland imp]

Mann how do I even get better at chess

[main lynx]

les go dm

[inland imp]

I'm playing like 20 game sa day

But i still can't get better

[worldly jasper]

I challenge you to Mortal Kombat

[solemn drum]

anyone wanna play chess

im not that good

[worldly jasper]

Wtf is that

[faint frost]

Elo?

[inland imp]

Elo?

[gusty bone]

come on

[main lynx]

do u play efootball by any chance i think i know u

[inland imp]

Mortal kombat?...

I'm mint

[solemn drum]

New account 130

[gusty bone]

let go dm

[faint frost]

Sure i guess

[worldly jasper]

I'm Debian12

[faint frost]

Ur prob better then me

[inland imp]

Do u like mint?

[solemn drum]

user name

[worldly jasper]

It was foretold by destiny

[faint frost]

australianchesskid

[worldly jasper]

Mint Chocolate Chip is good. Mints like breath mints mostly suck. Theres one or two that are good.

[inland imp]

Fair enough

Whst abt mint ice cream

[faint frost]

Delicious

[inland imp]

Ikr

I'm so delicious-

[runic mica]

we are slowly working our way up lets go

[worldly jasper]

Tf is that

[inland imp]

Wait that came out wrong... nm

[runic mica]

linux mint is better than ubuntu

change my mind

[reef canyon]

damn it doesnt get better up there

ok to be fair it took me like 5 seconds to realize the botez gambit

[strange bobcat]

we all make mistakes is what im trying to say

[worldly jasper]

Have different uses

[inland imp]

What openings do i need to learn...

[runic mica]

ubuntu is bloated garbage.

[reef canyon]

im well aware of that, it's just ive been effortlessly climbing in both blitz and bullet

[solemn drum]

https://link.chess.com/play/fdwGtz

[strange bobcat]

more accounts more inflation more elo boosting

[reef canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/all-of-them-kevin-hart-laugh-out-loud-cold-as-balls-everybody-gif-17723751

[solemn drum]

join

[worldly jasper]

It is bloated, not complete garbage. Win 11is bloated complete garbage.

[runic mica]

linux mint is less bloated garbage. @worldly jasper also I come from someone who is used to using either debian pure, or gentoo.

[worldly jasper]

Oh got ya

[scenic osprey]

are there any 1400+ rapid players here i can challenge to an 15min game (i accept any challenge tbh)

[worldly jasper]

I haven’t used mint yet, any suggestions

[obsidian pine]

yea

[worldly jasper]

This is a setup too specific

I sense impropriety

[plucky pulsar]

Can i ask a question

[obsidian pine]

ok....

[solemn drum]

any one wanna. Play user AamirAlungal elo 159. Because new account

[chrome leaf]

Guys, who have premuim? I just wanna anlayzing my match cause i got 2 brilliant on it (im 400 elo) 🙏🥀

[kindred crypt]

I thought u were titled

Hii

[chrome leaf]

I think its illegal

On chat

[gusty bone]

I'm looking for an opponent to challenge 2200 elo?

[reef canyon]

when am i gonna escape rating hell

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Newt (thedeerwarrior)

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Name: Newt (thedeerwarrior)
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2076 (2130 peak)
Blitz: 2036 (peak)
Bullet: 2000 (peak)

[main lynx]

what would u say my chess.com rating is?

[elfin goblet]

How you reach 2200 elo by the way

[nimble turret]

I'm sure ur taking dih

[gusty bone]

Let's play by playing if you want

[vital steeple]

you ever play chess, develop your king, keep developing your king, then win?

[elfin goblet]

Sorry 🤣but I'm 1300 elo player in rapid

You can beat me easily

[main lynx]

i read knight before

good one

[gusty bone]

We can still play

[deep linden]

never

wahahahaha

[ionic delta]

The chess is so difficult

[elfin goblet]

Ok
Send me invite then

[gusty bone]

okey

[leaden star]

anyone here from England

[elfin goblet]

Your chess id

[gusty bone]

let go dm

[elfin goblet]

Ok

[gusty bone]

waiting

[chrome leaf]

Guys, someone can explain why 14 move for me (white) with knight is brilliant? https://www.chess.com/game/live/143616241214?move=0

[frosty peak]

ziad_n112 (379) vs. Veduuuuu080701 (359)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Bc5 3. Nc3 Qe7 4. Bc4 d5 5. Nxd5 Qd8 6. d3 Be6 7. Nc3 Bd7 8. O-O a6 9. Ng5 b5 10. Nxf7 Qe7 11. Nxh8 bxc4 12. dxc4 Nc6 13. Qh5+ g6 14. Nxg6 Qf7 15. Nf4 Qxh5 16. Nxh5 Nd4 17. Bg5 Nxc2 18. Ng7+ Kf7 19. Rac1 Nd4 20. Nh5 Bg4 21. Ng3 h6 22. Be3 Ne6 23. Nf5 Bxe3 24. Nxe3 Bh5 25. Ncd5 Nf4 26. Nxc7 Rc8 27. Nxa6 Be2 28. Rfe1 Bd3 29. g3 Nh5 30. Nd5 

[chrome leaf]

I need to know why the 14 move with knight g7 is brilliant

[gusty bone]

@elfin goblet come on

[worldly jasper]

Stop playing chess!

[elfin goblet]

Wait 😂
Plz it's on lichess

I have to login

I think it's on chess com

[chrome leaf]

@elfin goblet can u help?

Just smth

[elfin goblet]

Which language it's

[gusty bone]

You can play anonymously

[chrome leaf]

Smth = something

[gusty bone]

litchees

[elfin goblet]

No...i will play in correct manner

[gusty bone]

okey wait

[worldly jasper]

Bruh

[deep linden]

cc does that cause low elo
its just desperado
aka knight dying anyway so you just eat to gain value before die

[tame latch]

define low elo

[deep linden]

anything below 1000

[tame latch]

hmm agruablely valid

i suppose

im still trying to figure out a fair definition for all elo ranges

any ideas on that?

[oblique inlet]

Beautiful

[runic mica]

@tame latch sub 500 is downs syndsrome

[reef canyon]

i assume black's lastmove was d1=Q

[obsidian pine]

1200

[oblique dagger]

Why is bro flexing elemental tactic at 1500

[oblique inlet]

Yup

[reef canyon]

it was probably already losing i dont see a better move for black

[oblique inlet]

Because it's beautiful

You barely ever get this in rated games tbh

[reef canyon]

because mine end before move 30

[oblique dagger]

What about this

[oblique inlet]

That's much less beautiful

Just a common back rank

[oblique dagger]

Thats the same thing

[oblique inlet]

Or well in my opinion. I probably shouldn't be talking

[runic mica]

bro let him have his moment here chill

[reef canyon]

your tactics = ugly, common
my tactics = beautiful, rare

[elfin goblet]

Nice @gusty bone

[oblique inlet]

Yea we probably all think that 😔

[oblique dagger]

Real tactics :

My tactics are insane 🥶

[deep linden]

if that makes you feel better :3
but seriously though upwards to maybe like 1500 elo people make funny blunder

[obsidian pine]

and that is the sin of pride

[reef canyon]

2200*

[elfin goblet]

What is your elo....?

[oblique dagger]

200elo

[deep linden]

idk

[oblique dagger]

Elo is just a number

[obsidian pine]

im 1500 🥲

[deep linden]

haha

[elfin goblet]

🙄what....you finding brilliant are you using some kind of engine

[obsidian pine]

lets 1v1

[oblique dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/subaru-gif-2266977220034669417

[deep linden]

blitz or rapid actually

[elfin goblet]

Say in front of magnus carlsen

[tame latch]

like when i ask ppl for elo ladder ideas they always claim the elo range 100 elo below them is shit and above that is genius

[deep linden]

everyone shit till 2500 fr fr

so smart

[tame latch]

for example a 1200 would say <1000 is shit, a 1800 would say <1600 is shit, a 2300 would say 2000 is shit and it goes on

[reef canyon]

hard pass

[viral grove]

Anyone wanna play a match im 800

[tame latch]

meow

[viral grove]

Hallo

[tame latch]

oh wait im a duck

[reef canyon]

i think my elo range above me is shit

[vital steeple]

how good is this position?

[tame latch]

nvm

[reef canyon]

and there fore, i am also shit

[tame latch]

peak gameplay

[obsidian pine]

aight

[deep linden]

what the hell is this

[viral grove]

Anyone wanna play a match im 800

[reef canyon]

i dont play against unconnected players

[vital steeple]

they say the king is the most important piece, so I developed it!

[deep linden]

😭 😭

[obsidian pine]

wdym

[deep linden]

craziest bongcloud ive seen

[vital steeple]

also against all odds ive actually won this game

[nimble glen]

@floral pecan
elo is just a number

[tidal shard]

Racism

[plucky kelp]

Good morning chat :3

[nimble glen]

yes

[reef canyon]

good mowning toebith :3

[plucky kelp]

Hai newt! ^w^

[tame latch]

cat

[reef canyon]

duck

[tame latch]

uhh human

[tired matrix]

King's gambit 💪🏿💪🏿

[desert dock]

Hi

[plucky kelp]

doggy

[hollow spoke]

What the hell am I doing

Hung my queen & rook by move 10 1st game in this tournament

[reef canyon]

is it otb

[hollow spoke]

Was all happy before the game then continue to play something I've never played before bc I was worried that they know more theory than me

[leaden star]

https://tenor.com/view/fall-kirby-drop-falling-deep-gif-17081698

[hollow spoke]

Yeah, 1st match against a NM

[reef canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-oh-my-god-bruh-saleswoman-oh-my-god-bruh-gif-2398788864743270124

[leaden star]

me falling into the pit

[reef canyon]

never sacrifice your comfort otb bruh

thats why we have opening repertoires

[hollow spoke]

Got too intimidated by a title

[rich sapphire]

Become a theory nerd

[reef canyon]

my theory keeps being proven correct, intermediate players are the easiest to outpsyche

[rich sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/nod-cat-hyper-gif-9540792418684483949

[reef canyon]

beginners are too clueless, advanced players are too assured

[torn maple]

What do i do if my opponent's opening repertoire is brick sicilian?

[rich sapphire]

Brick Sicilian?

[desert dock]

Hi

[hollow spoke]

Man wtf is d4 d5 bf4 c5 c3 Qb6 Qa4+ Bd7 and then dxc5

[faint frost]

Is it good to get a accidental mate?

[reef canyon]

you wouldnt be asking me this question, because i never have to face the sicilian (i play d4)

[celest comet]

Lol

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Angelo Fernando (cosmicsacrifice)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2127 (peak)
Blitz: 2204 (peak)
Bullet: 2172 (2174 peak)

[rich sapphire]

What the frick

[leaden star]

https://tenor.com/view/fall-kirby-drop-falling-deep-gif-17081698

[rich sapphire]

Logic tells me to play it like a closed sicilian

[reef canyon]

when in doubt, follow opening principles

[rich sapphire]

Because he's never playing d4

[celest comet]

This morning at the start I was 2028 bullet after the mega tilt that I had yesterday,now I got back to 2172 lmao

[hollow spoke]

When in doubt, resign

[rich sapphire]

So a botvinnik set up makes sense

[velvet cypress]

bro yall have so high elo likei have 199

[oblique dagger]

Im 200elo i say <2500 is shit

[reef canyon]

nobody ever wins by resigning

[torn maple]

Thats less than how far i am from my peak 😭

[leaden star]

Tartakower's Quote "No one ever won a game by resigning"

[velvet cypress]

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> defantty

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1934 (2199 peak)
Blitz: 1619 (1788 peak)
Bullet: 1569 (1892 peak)

[deep linden]

noelle proceed

[reef canyon]

ohhh so ur defantty

thought u never came back

[safe scarab]

How to get free diamond membership

[torn maple]

People know me here?

[reef canyon]

well im the only one so far who remembers you b4 u closed your acc lol

[torn maple]

Have you ever got one in your account?

You can get 7 days free

[safe scarab]

I alr used it ☠️

[torn maple]

Oh, i cant recognize your profile 🥲

[inland imp]

I could've mated in 3 moves if I hadn't made 1 mistake 😭

[reef canyon]

i dont expect you to dw

[inland imp]

My dumbass

[safe scarab]

I feel I have two brilliants in this attack

[reef canyon]

im currently staging a peaceful protest rn

[inland imp]

Why did I have to 😭

Wirrhj4brjtwneor

[dense cliff]

anyone 1800 wanna play bullet?

[reef canyon]

whyd you close your account though iirc you had 2k+ in all time contrls

[torn maple]

Im getting some of my rating back, slowly

[inland imp]

I could've gotten mate in 3 and how did i even mess that up

[kindred crypt]

Mods would just silence you and give heavier punishment for protesters

[torn maple]

That was the authorized alt

[inland imp]

Can someone help me review my game?

For free-

[cinder wind]

Whos up for 3+2 game

[reef canyon]

how many alts did u have in total

[safe scarab]

Check out this #chess game: GODZrunner vs SmaugDragon - https://www.chess.com/live/game/143617262988

[frosty peak]

GODZrunner (1569) vs. SmaugDragon (1572)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 Nf6 3. Nc3 Nc6 4. Bc4 Na5 5. Be2 e6 6. O-O Be7 7. d4 cxd4 8. Nxd4 Nc6 9. Nxc6 bxc6 10. Bg5 O-O 11. e5 Nd5 12. Bxe7 Nxe7 13. Bd3 Qc7 14. Qh5 Ng6 15. f4 Bb7 16. Rae1 a6 17. Re3 c5 18. Rh3 h6 19. Ne4 Qc6 20. Rff3 c4 21. Nf6+ Kh8 22. Qxh6+ gxh6 23. Rxh6+ Kg7 24. Rh7# 

[kindred crypt]

Im back to 3400 puzzle 🔥

[torn maple]

Now, 0

[safe scarab]

Review this game

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> mint_choco_lover

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Rapid: 393 (640 peak)

[inland imp]

Ahh wth

[safe scarab]

Pls

[inland imp]

😭

[reef canyon]

i remember u bcs i sent a friend req and u accepted

[inland imp]

I keep losing elo

[cinder wind]

3+2 noww

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> 1100110011ii

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Rapid: 1273 (1722 peak)

[inland imp]

Tbh at ts point ima just quit chess just isn't for me

[faint frost]

I got a win!

[safe scarab]

Chill bro you're just new

[inland imp]

😭

[faint frost]

After 7 loses and 3 draws

[inland imp]

I've been playing for 3 days and I'm alr having my down fall 🥀

[faint frost]

I bet u could beat me

[inland imp]

Nah I'd lose

[faint frost]

Nuh uh

[inland imp]

I'd litrally lose to anyone I'll prob just blunder my queen in the worst way possible

[faint frost]

Not as bad as i would

I cant even hit 500 elo

[inland imp]

Like I'd litrally find a way to blunder my pieces no matter how hard it is 😭

[faint frost]

My peak is 455

[inland imp]

Well

[faint frost]

Anyone could beat me

[tranquil tapir]

Defeated Circles rated

[inland imp]

I just got lucky the 1st day

[mental loom]

@naive jackal Is Nestor new name for Neurolink? 😂

[thin hearth]

Hey

[faint frost]

I almost lost to martin

[thin hearth]

Hii

Get up all

[inland imp]

Well i did win against a 1.2k elo player tho but it was purely luck 😭

[thin hearth]

It's time to.play something else

[inland imp]

Alright then Jax lets play to see whose worse

[thin hearth]

Play ?

[rich sapphire]

What?

[tranquil tapir]

Nvm

[faint frost]

I cant

[inland imp]

@faint frost U there?

Alright all good

[faint frost]

I need sleep

[inland imp]

Maybe later gn

[faint frost]

Maybe tomorrow?

[inland imp]

Yhh

[thin hearth]

U wanna play

[faint frost]

Alright

[inland imp]

Whats ur Elo?

[faint frost]

Gn

[inland imp]

Sure

[inland imp]

Gn cya

[thin hearth]

It's not a point bro
U wanna or not

[inland imp]

Yh i do

[gentle quest]

Sexy checkmate

[vagrant pike]

do i study my opening first then play games or do i play my games and then study my opening?

[gentle quest]

Study your opening first

[full cobalt]

What rating are you

[inland imp]

U don't gotta study openings

[thin hearth]

Do nothing
Just eat 5 star ⭐

[inland imp]

Just focus on developing ur king and elephants 1st

[gentle quest]

Playing games is the testing ground for the opening that you studied

[dense cliff]

W

[gentle quest]

Horsey first

[inland imp]

Its pony

[mental loom]

@naive jackal learn how to develop Elephants

[inland imp]

But u can say horsey aswell

[thin hearth]

Tell me your username
U really wanna play

[inland imp]

MINT_CHCO_LOVER

[thin hearth]

Go on app

[inland imp]

CHOCO*

[vagrant pike]

im 740 i peaked 800

[tawny tide]

what opening is the best for black (for around 750 elo)

[naive jackal]

What do you mean?

[rich sapphire]

Any opening you spend 5 minutes learning is a good opening

[river plume]

Us bro us

[mental loom]

Check the initial message by the guy 😂

[rich sapphire]

Just pick one and learn it 😭

[viscid pine]

Kings indian

[thin hearth]

I sent uh

[naive jackal]

Oh, is the rook the elephant? lol

[mental loom]

Yes 😂

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> hubiwali

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 794 (808 peak)
Blitz: 508 (760 peak)
Bullet: 627 (702 peak)

[naive jackal]

@unique ledge pudding guess what?

[tawny tide]

against d4?

[gentle quest]

Bishop is elephant in Chaturanga

[naive jackal]

Got it

[inland imp]

Tell me ur user

[viscid pine]

yea i guess

[full cobalt]

You dont really need openings and I wouldnt suggest studying more than 5 moves deep

[inland imp]

No its rook

Rook is the elephant, bishop is the camel

[reef canyon]

chat predict the result

[inland imp]

White won

[gentle quest]

Black wins on time

[nocturne plover]

Gonna reach 2k in the new account soon as well😌

[reef canyon]

....somehow

[thin hearth]

I sent you bro
Just accept and play

Don't waste time

[inland imp]

Knew it

[reef canyon]

alt or closed your old one?

[gentle quest]

Bro your opponent is dumb

[deep linden]

💔

[nocturne plover]

Closed my oldsecond chance acc

[reef canyon]

i lowkey dont know why he didnt trade his knight for my last pawn

let me queen fo literally no reason

[gentle quest]

He thought he could flag you?

[thin hearth]

Hey
U wanna play

[reef canyon]

and i was the one who ended up flagigng him

[kindred crypt]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/143617971840

[frosty peak]

boopbark (2536) vs. Anna_Sui (2525)

Move List

1. d4 c6 2. Nf3 d5 3. Bf4 Nf6 4. e3 Bf5 5. Bd3 Bxd3 6. Qxd3 Qa5+ 7. Nbd2 Qa6 8. O-O Qxd3 9. cxd3 Nbd7 10. Ne5 Nh5 11. Nxd7 Nxf4 12. Ne5 Ng6 13. Nxg6 hxg6 14. h3 e6 15. Rac1 Bb4 16. Nb3 Kd7 17. a3 Bd6 18. Nc5+ Bxc5 19. dxc5 Rae8 20. d4 e5 21. Rfe1 Re7 22. Re2 Rhe8 23. Rce1 exd4 24. Kf1 dxe3 25. fxe3 Re4 26. Kf2 Rc4 27. b4 Rc3 28. Ra1 Re4 29. Kf3 f5 30. g4 Ke6 31. gxf5+ gxf5 32. Rg2 Kf6 33. h4 Rcxe3+ 34. Kf2 Re2+ 35. Kg1 Rxg2+ 36. Kxg2 Rxh4 37. Re1 Re4 38. Rh1 Re3 39. Ra1 g5 40. Kf2 f4 41. Rh1 Rxa3 42. Rh7 b6 43. Rc7 bxc5 44. Rxc6+ Ke5 45. Rxc5 Rb3 46. Rb5 g4 47. Rb8 Rb2+ 48. Kg1 g3 49. Re8+ Kd4 50. Re1 f3 51. Rd1+ Ke3 52. Kf1 Rh2 53. Kg1 f2+ 54. Kf1 Rh1+ 55. Kg2 Rxd1 56. Kxg3 f1=Q 57. Kg4 Rd2 58. Kg5 Rg2+ 

[nocturne plover]

They gonna close my account again or wha

[reef canyon]

obviously yes since you didnt appeal

[gentle quest]

In the first screenshot black can just play Kf6 and just sit there and drain your time cuz ts a fortress

[rich sapphire]

You're losing your account again?

[reef canyon]

they closed it for fair play violations

[rich sapphire]

Again?

[oblique dagger]

I won 3 tournaments with this opening

[reef canyon]

the last one was his first iirc

[rich sapphire]

I know he was banned before but is he banned again

[nocturne plover]

Now I'm literally reaching 2k in my new fast as well..
Like if they're gonna close for fast improvement might as well try to close this soon

[kindred crypt]

1.c6 d5 OP

[reef canyon]

his new account? not yet on chess.com

consistent 1600 suddenly becoming 2000 and aiming for 2200 in a few months is obviously gonna raise some eyebrows

[inland imp]

Gg

[thin hearth]

Really gh

[nocturne plover]

Vro how am I winning 70-80% in my new as well at 1800 if my strength is 1600

[inland imp]

That was my 1st time winning against a 1.6k...

[rich sapphire]

I thought you said you were 2000 strength

[inland imp]

Well i got a huge rating boost thx gng

[thin hearth]

Yeh
Gg

[nocturne plover]

Ye it is and that's why I'm literally winning almost every game at 1800 in the new acc

[inland imp]

But I won't risk playing again-

[thin hearth]

Why

[inland imp]

I just got lucky

[civic crater]

whats the name of guy who call queen fatty queen and pawn as candies etc

[thin hearth]

Luck 😆

[reef canyon]

you could just be very good and everyone here is a dumb bozo who calls everyone a cheater

[reef canyon]

sadistic tushi?

[inland imp]

Pony

[civic crater]

is that the channel name

[reef canyon]

i believe so yes

[torn maple]

This rating variation graphic is not it

[civic crater]

bro he funny man

[plucky kelp]

SACRIFICE THE FATTY TO FRY THE CHICKEN

[rich sapphire]

You used to be 2200??

[nocturne plover]

Vro chevk my going doesn't seem at all I'm cheatin

[civic crater]

HE THINK HES SMART QUEEN PROTECT THE PONY AND BISHOP PROTECT THE QUEEN BUT THEN WE MOVE THE ROOK AND FRIED THE CHICKEN

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> powerat

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2091 (2261 peak)
Blitz: 2110 (2129 peak)
Bullet: 2410 (peak)

[torn maple]

I got a peak of 2230 in my old account

[inland imp]

Lmao

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> nitinavi

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1115 (peak)
Blitz: 334 (532 peak)
Bullet: 492 (1200 peak)

[inland imp]

I've officially won against 2 ppl over 1k

[brazen ibex]

Guys im in the big numbers

[rich sapphire]

The drop off is temporary

[next trout]

Sadistic tushi

[inland imp]

Mintastic-

Even though it was luck

[mortal bronze]

i wonder how

[full cobalt]

Huge

[torn maple]

Yeah, i got +135 this week

[brazen ibex]

ikkk its not close to 2k but still

[inland imp]

I lost 200 ts week

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Karamveer Singh (karamveer_singh07)

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Name: Karamveer Singh (karamveer_singh07)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1662 (peak)
Blitz: 1600 (peak)
Bullet: 1236 (peak)

[inland imp]

Not to mention i started playing ts week

[torn maple]

my condolences

[next trout]

Peak in all 3 formats

[full cobalt]

Most players dont even get to 1100

[mortal bronze]

wtf dengy

that's so bad

[brazen ibex]

Yeahhh

[spare anchor]

A cutie I like her bt she rejected me so i said I hate u cauz you're black 😞

[next trout]

Not even 1000 most people quit around 500-800

[inland imp]

Wtf 😭

[next trout]

What

[cyan moat]

Are they ever adding multiple premoves on the iOS app

[civic crater]

fry the chicken

[mortal bronze]

i remember someone played that against me in otb and just kept playing rh8 rf8 from that position. i crushed him so hard

[molten fiber]

racism in big 25 💔

[inland imp]

Ngl I'll just come back to chess when I'm older and have some money to spare so i can hire a coach

[brazen ibex]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/143617535196bro

[frosty peak]

unknown0921 (1104) vs. nitinavi (1115)

Move List

1. e4 c6 2. Nf3 d5 3. e5 c5 4. d4 Nc6 5. dxc5 Bg4 6. Bb5 e6 7. h3 Bxf3 8. Bxc6+ bxc6 9. Qxf3 Bxc5 10. c4 Ne7 11. cxd5 cxd5 12. Be3 Bxe3 13. Qxe3 O-O 14. O-O Nf5 15. Qd3 Qb6 16. Kh1 Qxb2 17. Nd2 Qxe5 18. Nf3 Qd6 19. g4 Ne7 20. Ng5 g6 21. h4 h6 22. Nf3 Nc6 23. h5 Ne5 24. Nxe5 Qxe5 25. hxg6 fxg6 26. f4 Qe4+ 27. Qxe4 dxe4 28. Rae1 g5 29. Rxe4 gxf4 30. Rxe6 Kh7 31. Kh2 Kg7 32. Kh3 Rad8 33. Re7+ Kg6 34. Rxa7 Rd3+ 35. Kg2 f3+ 36. Kg1 Rd2 37. Ra3 f2+ 38. Kg2 Kg5 39. Rf3 Rxf3 40. Kxf3 Rxa2 41. Rxf2 Rxf2+ 42. Kxf2 Kxg4 43. Kg2 h5 44. Kh2 h4 45. Kh1 Kg3 46. Kg1 h3 47. Kh1 Kh4 48. Kh2 Kg4 49. Kg1 Kg3 50. Kh1 Kh4 51. Kh2 Kg4 52. Kg1 Kg3 

[inland imp]

Bye yall

[civic crater]

guys is alapin opening good i use it all the time

[brazen ibex]

i drew this game i hate myself

[next trout]

What rating you at

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> mint_choco_lover

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Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 408 (640 peak)

[tawny tide]

you dont even need a coach to get up 500 elo

[civic crater]

what rating u at i bet it less than 300

[rich sapphire]

[spare anchor]

I hate to get rejected by a woman

[civic crater]

am sorry

[tawny tide]

just look at his role he is under 500

[brazen ibex]

u dont need a coach if ur dedicated to chess

[inland imp]

I started 3 days ago....

[next trout]

No need of a coach you can improve from youtube i did as well takes some time

[tawny tide]

?

[next trout]

Ok

[tawny tide]

you need more than 3 days

[molten fiber]

don't chase the huzz brochacho

[inland imp]

Do i judt watch good chess matches?

[brazen ibex]

there is alot of stuff on the internet

[reef canyon]

train yo puzzles twin

get used to tactical motifs

[inland imp]

But i gotta pay 😭

[tawny tide]

no you analyse what you did wrong and try to learn more

[reef canyon]

on lichess its free

[brazen ibex]

Just dont blunder and learn basic tactics by solving puzzles on l!chess

[oblique dagger]

🥹 🙏

[next trout]

Watch random matches and do puzzles and learn some openings

[oblique dagger]

@mortal bronze solve this uwu

[inland imp]

I have no idea what lichess is everyone keeps talking abt it

[tawny tide]

search up lichess analysis and u can use chess.com png to anaylyze in lichess

[molten fiber]

ayo 😭

[tawny tide]

its a website bro

[inland imp]

Oh

[tawny tide]

https://lichess.org/analysis#6

[inland imp]

How?

[civic crater]

i lost to nelson

[spare anchor]

.

[inland imp]

Png

[brazen ibex]

use l!chess its free

download L!chess if ur on phone

[kindred crypt]

[brazen ibex]

Or just use the site

[tawny tide]

check dms

[spare anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/doma-demon-slayer-eyes-gif-24922312

[brazen ibex]

nelson lopez?

[reef canyon]

||Bb5 threatening Ba6 and covering f1||

[next trout]

Is lichess censored

[tawny tide]

i send you a youtube tutorial on how to do it

[runic mica]

ur mom is censored!!!

[molten fiber]

vilain arc oh boy

[brazen ibex]

ur mom is censored!!!

[modern owl]

Any 2k blitz want to play

[spare anchor]

It's a chess site not a porm site

[spare anchor]

Yeah

[inland imp]

Look at ts losing streak 😭

[next trout]

I meant the word in this server

[mortal bronze]

bb5 i guess

[next trout]

Real funny

[inland imp]

Alright thx i appreciate it

[brazen ibex]

bro i was stuck on 500 for a month i had like 40% in my 500 elo days

[spare anchor]

Yeah mybe it bc chesscom n that site hate each other

[brazen ibex]

But i got out of it

[river plume]

Hi

[next trout]

It happens

[mortal bronze]

newt beat me to it

[inland imp]

So am I gonna be stuck here for the next months then?

[next trout]

Probably

[deep linden]

yes

[brazen ibex]

i just copied the other guys text

[deep linden]

no

[reef canyon]

its ok you still got it :3

[inland imp]

Do i learn openings

[kindred crypt]

it started the vro thing for almost 5 years

[mortal bronze]

hmm

[brazen ibex]

Nah not if u dont blunder

[nocturne plover]

I have some great puzzles hard ones anyone wanna try

[next trout]

Nah it took me like a month to go from 500-600 and 1 days to go from 600-800 you improve really quickly before 1000

[deep linden]

london it

[mortal bronze]

send here

[brazen ibex]

It took me more than usual time to get out of 500

[radiant swan]

@kindred crypt

[spare anchor]

Waiting for a cab while watching girls on road😈

[inland imp]

No I'm 2 broke to go to London just to learn chess

[brazen ibex]

frrrr 600-800 was so easy

[full cobalt]

Yes

[radiant swan]

do your opponents play known systems that are bad

[inland imp]

And I'm just 13

[nocturne plover]

Black to play and win

[radiant swan]

these 2300s are honestly trash

[rich sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-cat-is-this-bait-cat-is-this-ragebait-gif-10902073105296387701

[deep linden]

its because you finally looked at the board

[inland imp]

No

Its litrally banned where I live

[brazen ibex]

tbh 500s-1000s dont have much difference

[deep linden]

excuses

[inland imp]

Wait where tf did that even come from?

[spare anchor]

Masterbation banned?

[brazen ibex]

they lose because of blunderring

[spare anchor]

Crazy

[oblique dagger]

These kinds of positions are a bit too hard for me

[rich sapphire]

<@&745328830649991179>

[reef canyon]

<@&745328830649991179> asking a literally minor this question dawg

[next trout]

Try to not say your age if you are under 18 in discord

[inland imp]

Send me the money then-

[deep linden]

yeah its just looking at the board

[runic mica]

absolute kek

[inland imp]

Why?...

[next trout]

A lot of weird people here

[runic mica]

me, blundering? I'm never counting 15 steps ahead and missing what my opponent is doing! /j

[mortal bronze]

same

[spare anchor]

<@&745328830649991179> sorry didn't mean that

[deep linden]

make a boat and travel

[radiant swan]

i master ragebait

[brazen ibex]

and some simple tactics to win faster cuz they fall for them

[oblique dagger]

Im 16

[nocturne plover]

@mortal bronze @full cobalt

[inland imp]

Alright thx

[tawny tide]

if you train hard enough i think you can get 2000 elo in a year

[next trout]

Cool

[rich sapphire]

Too late brodie

[inland imp]

I don't have wood...

[empty mortar]

Approved

[reef canyon]

have you tried mastering your rook endgames instead boy

[empty mortar]

Ki is muted and here we have ts

[next trout]

You will need to play chess and study it everytime you got it gets boring after some time

[oblique dagger]

I beat milu in rapid im so proud btw 🥹 🙏

[deep linden]

drop kick a tree

[reef canyon]

definitely fair

[next trout]

What did ki say

[inland imp]

I'm 2 week

[oblique dagger]

I cooked

[spare anchor]

Woah famous I am

[reef canyon]

https://www.ipetitions.com/petition/free-my-man-ki

[rich sapphire]

Some Indian slur

[mortal bronze]

is it bh4 qg2?

[empty mortar]

Posted a lichess link

[next trout]

Damn

[tame latch]

how did ur rating go up if u lost

[reef canyon]

he meant to say baljeet but forgot the L

[nocturne plover]

If anyone wanna try

[next trout]

Unrated

[radiant swan]

idek how the rook moves

[tame latch]

oh ok

[tawny tide]

he deleted

[rich sapphire]

Don't convince me. Convince the mods

[oblique dagger]

[nocturne plover]

||Bh4 is right but not Qg2 coz of Qd2||

[tame latch]

moves diagonally

[inland imp]

Its the elephant

[next trout]

What's the motive

[inland imp]

Goes straight

[oblique dagger]

Guys did i cook ?

[reef canyon]

rinqed went from online to dnd its obvious they want to sweep it under the rug

[tame latch]

bishop progpaganda

[inland imp]

In a line

[mortal bronze]

qf3 then

[deep linden]

isnt there literally a free bishop

[nocturne plover]

Black to play and find the best continuation

[next trout]

Yes sir

[inland imp]

U mean camel?

[nocturne plover]

It's black to play sir

[next trout]

Checkmate or normal

[tawny tide]

no chess pieces arent animals?

[open pagoda]

Yes, but you'll have to go to the Vatican for one lol

[reef canyon]

isnt Qxe7 just a free bishop

[deep linden]

flip the board grr

[inland imp]

I mean thats what they're named after they....

[empty mortar]

Wtf is this bio is bro collecting every collectible item

[inland imp]

The pony, queen, camel, elephant and the soldiers

[nocturne plover]

Don't judge like that just find he best continuatoon

[nocturne plover]

Black to move

[rich sapphire]

If he has already appealed then it's best to wait a few days

[nocturne plover]

Same Qd2 you have nothing

[open pagoda]

Why are you so pressed about my bio 🤔 Weird

[empty mortar]

Who said I’m pressed

[rich sapphire]

Has Ki told any of you about the progress of his appeal?

Has it been rejected

[empty mortar]

No

[nocturne plover]

It's not a position I setup bro to flip

[open pagoda]

You brought up my bio out of the blue. That tells me you are triggered by it.

[rich sapphire]

So it's possible they're still working on it

[mortal bronze]

gotta play rd8 first then i guess

[plucky kelp]

Me when my opponent resigns in a winning position:
:3

[mortal bronze]

after bh4 that is

[empty mortar]

It kinda catches the eye

[mortal bronze]

lmaoo

[open pagoda]

It's like your opponent was like I am feeling generous this evening so here you are fren a free dub

[deep linden]

its prob bh4 just to start an attack

[inland imp]

How's he winning?

[gusty bone]

I have 2200 elo and who wants to play chess?

[vagrant pike]

do u have any help with calculating then? i try to think as hard as i can in 15|10 games but all my plans are ass

[open pagoda]

Cool story bro

[reef canyon]

king safety is just on the back of everyone's mind bruh

[plucky kelp]

cuz bishops op

[nocturne plover]

Which rook

[nocturne plover]

And after Kx?

[deep linden]

he forgot bishop exists

[reef canyon]

Bxc6+ followed by Bc5+ white is suffering heavy losses

[gusty bone]

Does anyone want to play chess?,

[rich sapphire]

In the server for a year and hasn't connected their account 💔

[plucky kelp]

people nowadays dont care about king safety, they care about a queen

[deep linden]

qg2

[inland imp]

Idk those chess notation thingys

[radiant swan]

as a 2250 i can confirm that we dont even calculate lmao

[reef canyon]

fcking simps

[open pagoda]

Cool story bro

[nocturne plover]

No Qd2 and you have nothing sacced a bishop for nothing

[reef canyon]

please learn them ❤️

[pulsar ocean]

I really don't get it
I just played a match, half of my moves were considered "best move" and i STILL lost 😭
Why??

[reef canyon]

if you want to have any hopes of escaping your rating range

[inland imp]

But a guy said i don't need 2

[plucky kelp]

because one blunder can heavily change the whole game

[deep linden]

nah i traded fr

[vagrant pike]

how? like idk man everything i do gets countered so easily idk what im doing

[open pagoda]

Cool story bro

[pulsar ocean]

No blunders 💔

[pulsar ocean]

I guess they must have played a perfect game

[open pagoda]

Cool story bro

[reef canyon]

some gms dont even calculate all too much its a misnomer that every gm calculates like 5 variations 10 moves ahead

[gusty bone]

Does anyone want to play chess?

[reef canyon]

they know when to calculate and know when to just play the obvious best move

[inland imp]

Whats calculating?...

[pulsar ocean]

Thinking

[inland imp]

Ohhh

[pulsar ocean]

Basically

[vagrant pike]

then do u have any way to improve my calculating?

[inland imp]

Got it thx

[gusty bone]

Does anyone want to play chess?

[plucky kelp]

Meow :3

[inland imp]

How do u even improve thinking?...

[pulsar ocean]

Practice makes perfect

[nocturne plover]

Vro literally no one solved any 1 of the 50 puzzles (hard ones) I got correctly in 1 go

[reef canyon]

just dig in and use your time wisely, train your spatial awareness

[pulsar ocean]

Pspspspsps

[rich sapphire]

Hi furry

[molten fiber]

no because then g5 forces Nxf6+ Qxf6 Bg3 bg4 is very good for black with initiative on the kingside

[deep linden]

just find some weaknesses and calculate from there

[junior anchor]

Hauu

[inland imp]

I'll just meditate and unlock my vrain

[plucky kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/the-um-gif-24376321

[gusty bone]

Does anyone want to play chess?

[molten fiber]

i can't play sorry

[radiant swan]

i trained my intuition with blitz

[vagrant pike]

what do weaknesses look like??? idk how to spot weaknesses

[nocturne plover]

Anyone wanna take up challenge guys😌

[deep linden]

yes

[open pagoda]

Is your life that boring and meaningless that you took the time to do this 🤔

[reef canyon]

same dawg im still farming bozos

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Newt (thedeerwarrior)

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Name: Newt (thedeerwarrior)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2076 (2130 peak)
Blitz: 2044 (peak)
Bullet: 2000 (peak)

[magic lynx]

What is this bug

[reef canyon]

on a blitz winstreak again

[rich sapphire]

Rage bait used to be believable

[mortal bronze]

rbd8

[gusty bone]

Does anyone want to play chess?

[oblique dagger]

218. How Strong is This Pin?
219. Nd5 g5! (breaks the pin and locks the kingside pawn structure in
     Black’s favor) 11. Nxf6 (after 11. Nxg5 Nxd5!, White has no
     compensation for his sacrificed material) 11. ... Qxf6 12. Bg3 Bg4 13. h3
     Bxf3 and White is faced with a Hobson’s Choice.

[junior anchor]

Ragebaiting the server speedrun any%💔

[open pagoda]

It's a legitimate question. Why does it concern you so much 🤔

[radiant swan]

fr the 2300s i get on my alt 🙏

[rich sapphire]

It doesn't concern me

[molten fiber]

i am so good at this game

[gusty bone]

Does anyone want to play chess?

[junior anchor]

Ragebait used to be pineapples on pizza

[reef canyon]

connect your account first

[rich sapphire]

🤬

[reef canyon]

we dont play pink roles

[gusty bone]

lichess

[junior anchor]

Don't use mean language

[inland imp]

Pineapple used to be baiting pizza on rage

[reef canyon]

lichess has its own discord server

[nimble glen]

goofy ah checkmate

[rich sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/awkward-black-kid-gif-4937950

[pulsar ocean]

Is your bio a phishing link

[junior anchor]

Why are rooks instead of pawns

[nocturne plover]

Ye Qe7 then?

[open pagoda]

It must though since you wasted time screenshotting my profile, going into edit mode to draw circles around parts of it and then posting it in the chat. It does concern you.

[reef canyon]

it's literally just a petition for my wrongly banned friend

[junior anchor]

What kingside is this

[nimble glen]

I opened them up with level 11 wallbreakers

[rich sapphire]

That procedure took 5 seconds

[radiant swan]

yes don't click on it

[rich sapphire]

So I don't care as much as you think

[pulsar ocean]

Okay!!!

[ancient fractal]

I am taking part in a chess tournament (college)
Can someone help me with practice?

[inland imp]

Mee

[reef canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-oh-my-god-bruh-saleswoman-oh-my-god-bruh-gif-2398788864743270124

[pulsar ocean]

You should win

[ancient fractal]

Deal

[rich sapphire]

Don't flatter yourself. You are the one continuing to talk to me

[junior anchor]

Typing the message takes more seconds than editing💔

[rich sapphire]

[open pagoda]

You kind of do since you took the time to do all of that. That is very bizarre behavior.

[junior anchor]

[ancient fractal]

So help?

[radiant swan]

i clicked on it and signed up as gonflowr67

[rich sapphire]

You're spending more time typing than it took me to edit the picture

That's very bizarre behaviour

[molten fiber]

hacker

[gusty bone]

Does anyone want to play chess?

[reef canyon]

i figured somehow that was you

[ancient fractal]

Sure

[reef canyon]

after the ki essay copypasta

[open pagoda]

You're spending more time worrying about why my account isn't linked. Again, bizarre behavior.

[strong berry]

Just lost 3 rapid games in a row in chess.com and i have to play 2 fide ranked rapid games
Shit

[inland imp]

Anyone close to 1k Elo wanna play chess?

[gusty bone]

wait 5 munite

[radiant swan]

was that really something that i would do 😭

[reef canyon]

lock in twin

[rich sapphire]

I asked you once and I left it be. You're still concerned why I'm not concerned anymore

[deep linden]

cook

[junior anchor]

Stop reacting to ragebait it's obvious

[open pagoda]

If you were never concerned why did you do it in the first place 🤔

[rich sapphire]

I'll stop when I'm not entertained anymore

[vagrant pike]

how many games should i play a day? i be playing 20 - 30 games a day idk if thats ok or not

[strong berry]

Yeah i am great positionally i just blunder easy tactics

[junior anchor]

When the person uses "Well you did care enough…" it's entertaining

[nocturne plover]

Na like minimum 50-60 to be good

[deep linden]

what the hell 😭

[pulsar ocean]

Play until you don't enjoy playing

[inland imp]

Same

[rich sapphire]

You don't need to be concerned to write a comment

[junior anchor]

Drop it by 50

[pulsar ocean]

Chess shouldn't be a 9 to 5

[open pagoda]

Kind of like what Magnus did lol

[vagrant pike]

so -20 games?

[normal pendant]

negative games per day is the best chess advice ive heard so far

[low hearth]

I lost many rated games but my rating stays the same

[junior anchor]

For the next week

[radiant swan]

it should be 12 to 12 fr

[vagrant pike]

oh

[deep linden]

just play a game where you have time to think

[junior anchor]

Compensation for past

[open pagoda]

You come off as a basement dweller to me since you took the time to do that and post it.

[normal pendant]

true

[jaunty creek]

hi

[inland imp]

'Chess is boring'

[pulsar ocean]

Hi zaine from Ninjago

[low hearth]

My elo is 100. Is it good?

[rich sapphire]

With the poor rage bait again 💔

[oblique inlet]

Hello

[inland imp]

Thats what 1 of my friends said

[rich sapphire]

I pity your existence

[jaunty creek]

hi:3

[oblique inlet]

That's probably because he doesn't play chess himself

[pulsar ocean]

Beat him to a pulp

[inland imp]

When i tried to convince them to play

[oblique inlet]

Or because he's bad

[open pagoda]

Yet here your dumb ass is still responding to it 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[inland imp]

I will

[junior anchor]

"You took time to pick up your phone connect to internet type on keyboard and send message" ahh response🫩

[normal pendant]

no hes right

[inland imp]

Hey

[rich sapphire]

You're the clown still trying

[low hearth]

Dubaai chokoleit

[oblique dagger]

How long does it usually takes to reach 2000

[inland imp]

Same question

[gusty bone]

Does anyone want to play chess?

[oblique inlet]

Depends on the person

[open pagoda]

OVER 9,0000

[strong berry]

Aight imma lock the hell in

[deep linden]

prob a few years normaly

[strong berry]

Im winning both of these matches

[oblique dagger]

90000 potatoes ?

[inland imp]

Nooo 😭

[strong berry]

F*** them kids

[radiant swan]

mothermonster destroying chat rn 🙏

[low hearth]

I am 100. I heard it's the most you can get

[jaunty creek]

still aggravated about this game

[open pagoda]

Each potato is equivalent to 5 hours lol

[inland imp]

U into kids?...

[deep linden]

if you're commited everyday then maybe a year but it depends on how u improve

[strong berry]

No not like that

[junior anchor]

3 hours

[oblique dagger]

Bro is 1000elo

[gusty bone]

Does anyone want to play chess?

[jaunty creek]

holy pfp

[rich sapphire]

9,0000 😭

[strong berry]

Whats so shocking about it

[junior anchor]

I beat vro

[mighty ore]

I do

[low hearth]

[open pagoda]

Damn. The clown got me. I should just off myself now. Lmao 🤣

[gusty bone]

okey

[rich sapphire]

What

[junior anchor]

9,0000 = 9 rough math

Not even time unit mentioned

[oblique dagger]

When

[low hearth]

Who is ki?

[jaunty creek]

u put a comma tho

[strong berry]

It doesnt load for me what is it

[junior anchor]

Didn't you lose to me

[mighty ore]

U have to be down bad for this

[oblique dagger]

Never 🙏

[jaunty creek]

hello freya :3

[gusty bone]

lets go dm

[junior anchor]

Who put comas thete

[pulsar ocean]

Woah

[jaunty creek]

no idea it makes no sense but it def doesn’t equal 9

[full cobalt]

Later

[jaunty creek]

if it was 9 it would be a .

[normal pendant]

i wonder why bro is on an alt

[strong berry]

When i am with the white pieces

[rich sapphire]

You're better off not knowing what it says

[junior anchor]

. = ,

[strong berry]

Ill play d4 i dont want to have any of that sicilian stuff

[junior anchor]

Atleast in math

[jaunty creek]

now i have to go to a driving class for 4 hours so i don’t go to jail

[low hearth]

What is sicilian?

Someone help me

[full cobalt]

What

[oblique dagger]

Mods

[strong berry]

Sicilian opening. e4 c5, known for being very unbalanced

[jaunty creek]

not even close.

. is a decimal point such as 1.5 also known as one and a half.

, is a placeholder for larger numbers such as 100,000 or one hundred thousand

[jaunty creek]

🤤

[junior anchor]

Ok make cents

[jaunty creek]

i don’t want to go

[strong berry]

Aint no way youre 1600-1799 and doesnt know what a sicilian opening is

[main lynx]

still want that practice match?

[junior anchor]

Perfect solution for chess players

[low hearth]

I'm 100 🥲

[full cobalt]

Why would you go to jail

[inland imp]

I'm gonna learn the London gambit and become the best

[jaunty creek]

cuz i evaded the class and its required by the court

[main lynx]

london gambit??

[junior anchor]

You mean d4 e5 Bf4?

[main lynx]

thats a new one

[normal pendant]

yea cuz u gambit any fun

[inland imp]

Uhh?

I meant the opening thing

[full cobalt]

I dont follow

[vagrant pike]

yo guys why do i keep choking my late mid game to end game

[normal pendant]

cuz ur not that guy

[rich sapphire]

Don't use the prison sentence gambit

[inland imp]

Its the opposite for me i start playing well at the end game

[vagrant pike]

😔

[jaunty creek]

i could either pay a driving ticket that would’ve shot my insurance up to 500 a month. or do this class. if i don’t go to the class either i go jail

[vagrant pike]

how do i even practice my endgames

[normal pendant]

https://link.chess.com/play/xyiFBR

[main lynx]

once played tge cambridge gambit in the Alekhines 4 pawns attack and lost in the most brutal manner

[normal pendant]

i dont even know what that is

[inland imp]

U just gotta make the best move...

[normal pendant]

i only know one gambit in alekhine

and its objectivly terrible, but fun

[rich sapphire]

What did they catch you for vro

[robust furnace]

Hello chat

[full cobalt]

Oh were you driving without a license

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Angelo Fernando (cosmicsacrifice)

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Name: Angelo Fernando (cosmicsacrifice)
Premium Member: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2127 (peak)
Blitz: 2204 (peak)
Bullet: 2172 (2174 peak)

[vagrant pike]

how do i find the best move? is li chess puzzles the best way??

[robust furnace]

@full cobalt hello

[main lynx]

g5 in the alekhines is cambridge

[jaunty creek]

i rear ended someone cuz i was playing chess while driving 💀

[full cobalt]

Hello

[normal pendant]

1. e4 Nf6 2. e5 Nd5 3. d4 b5 4. Bxb5 c5 5. Bc4 cxd4 6. Bxd5 Qa5+ 7. Nc3 dxc3

[rich sapphire]

😭

[normal pendant]

fun line for black but terrible

[jaunty creek]

i’m just a baby 🥺

[rich sapphire]

Keep the phone off your face when you're driving

But you already know that

[robust furnace]

Admitted to cheating and starting fresh (actually) is 4 great moves a good start for me as a 932 elo

[main lynx]

that loses a knight what

[normal pendant]

white is winning

or wym

[jaunty creek]

i wanna be 1500 today

[robust furnace]

Chat does + mean check and # mean checkmate

[full cobalt]

So you were cheating?

[normal pendant]

no, other way around

[jaunty creek]

i’m tired of losing to 90% plus accuracy

[celest comet]

Yeah

[robust furnace]

Yh, people said im too obvious

[main lynx]

oh yeh its fine i thought u left ur knight hanging on d5 im terrible at visualising lmao

[jaunty creek]

it’s time to go evil zane mode

[oblique dagger]

90% at 1400 is wild

[mental loom]

Yes, correct 💯

[jaunty creek]

no more mr nice guy

[robust furnace]

And im bored of cheating as I cannot improve

[full cobalt]

Damn

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> N .M (princegenereux)

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Name: N .M (princegenereux)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1418 (peak)
Blitz: 1403 (peak)
Bullet: 1408 (peak)

[jaunty creek]

this made me cry for like 10 minutes straight

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> gm_jaydenchess64

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 956 (peak)

[rich sapphire]

No because of b4!!

[normal pendant]

i mean it is, but white has to find b4 which isnt very realistic

[normal pendant]

ye but none of you is finding b4

[hidden knoll]

3-3

[rich sapphire]

Nobody is playing b5 in alekhines defense vro 💔

[main lynx]

ill find this line as i enjoy deep anlysis

[hidden knoll]

i have 87 acc avrg on 1130 elo

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/south-africa-rsa-south-african-pretoria-cape-town-gif-1793675086157019412

[normal pendant]

well any gambits can be played at any level

[amber oasis]

Omg no way I made two brilliant

[kindred crypt]

Bingus

[normal pendant]

well did you even study the b5 line? guessing not

[main lynx]

show

[kindred crypt]

Omg its john chess

[amber oasis]

[Event "?"]
[Site "Chess.com iPhone"]
[Date "????.??.??"]
[Round "?"]
[White "?"]
[Black "?"]
[Result "1-0"]
[FEN "rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR w KQkq - 0 1"]

1. e4 d5 2. e5 f5 3. exf6 gxf6 4. Nc3 d4 5. Ne4 f5 6. Ng5 Bh6 7. Qh5+ Kd7 8. Nf7 Qe8 9. Nxh8 Qxh5 10. Be2 Qh4 11. Bb5+ c6 12. Nf3 Qe4+ 13. Be2 Kc7 14. d3 Qd5 15. O-O Bxc1 16. Raxc1 f4 17. Nh4 Bh3 18. gxh3 Qg5+ 19. Ng2 Qh4 20. Nxh4 Na6 21. Nf5 Nf6 22. Nxe7 Rg8+ 23. Nxg8 h5 24. Nxf6 f3 25. Bxf3 Nc5 26. Bxh5 Ne6 27. Rce1 Ng5 28. Ng6 Nxh3+ 29. Kg2 Ng5 30. Ne8+ Kd7 31. Ne5+ Ke7 32. Ng6+ Kf7 33. Nh8+ Kg8 34. Bf7+ Nxf7 35. Re7 Nxh8 36. Rg7+ Kf8 37. Rh7 Kg8 38. Rh5 Ng6 39. Nf6+ Kg7 40. Re1 Nf4+ 41. Kf3 Nxh5 42. Nxh5+ Kh6 43. Ng3 Kg5 44. Re5+ Kh4 45. Rh5# {1-0}

[normal pendant]

missed 2. Nf3

[jaunty creek]

wait why are you trying to coach me if you’re lower elo than me

[main lynx]

im still on the 4 pawns attack and i forget the rest

[amber oasis]

Try to see my png

[normal pendant]

feels like shit

black gets what they want

[robust furnace]

Im 956 elo and Im better than 81.4% of the people in chess.com gng WHAt

Am I that good in chess.com 😭

[normal pendant]

ye its 52% wr for black

[mental loom]

That's great 👍

[main lynx]

im studying to win with black😄

[radiant swan]

send the game link instead

[normal pendant]

why would u play alekhine with black 🥀

[robust furnace]

Hello JohnChess, welcome to the chess family

[amber oasis]

How

[main lynx]

alekhines defense is for black no?

[radiant swan]

share game link

just copy the game url lel

[robust furnace]

We have GothamChess, JaydenChess and JohnChess

[main lynx]

now im really confused

[robust furnace]

3 family members

[amber oasis]

[Event "?"]
[Site "Chess.com iPhone"]
[Date "????.??.??"]
[Round "?"]
[White "?"]
[Black "?"]
[Result "1-0"]
[FEN "rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR w KQkq - 0 1"]

1. e4 d5 2. e5 f5 3. exf6 gxf6 4. Nc3 d4 5. Ne4 f5 6. Ng5 Bh6 7. Qh5 Kd7 8. Nf7 Qe8 9. Nxh8 Qxh5 10. Be2 Qh4 11. Bb5 c6 12. Nf3 Qe4 13. Be2 Kc7 14. d3 Qd5 15. O-O Bxc1 16. Raxc1 f4 17. Nh4 Bh3 18. gxh3 Qg5 19. Ng2 Qh4 20. Nxh4 Na6 21. Nf5 Nf6 22. Nxe7 Rg8 23. Nxg8 h5 24. Nxf6 f3 25. Bxf3 Nc5 26. Bxh5 Ne6 27. Rce1 Ng5 28. Ng6 Nxh3 29. Kg2 Ng5 30. Ne8 Kd7 31. Ne5 Ke7 32. Ng6 Kf7 33. Nh8 Kg8 34. Bf7 Nxf7 35. Re7 Nxh8 36. Rg7 Kf8 37. Rh7 Kg8 38. Rh5 Ng6 39. Nf6 Kg7 40. Re1 Nf4 41. Kf3 Nxh5 42. Nxh5 Kh6 43. Ng3 Kg5 44. Re5 Kh4 45. Rh5# {1-0}

[robust furnace]

😄

[normal pendant]

yea but u could play better openings than alekhine

[radiant swan]

he meant to say Alekhine's is bad and you shouldn't play it

[normal pendant]

^

[main lynx]

what do u play?

[torn maple]

e4 d5 e5 😭

[radiant swan]

which i do agree bouncing a knight around 3 times isn't good

[normal pendant]

sicilian

[robust furnace]

What opening should I learn that's effective for both black and white and simple to understand