💬〡chess-talk

[willow owl]

I have a positive record against a 1600 fide🗣️ (i would get demolished)

[surreal swan]

I got time to spare so I wanna cause trouble😼

[warped mango]

Thats my phone acc
My main acc is 1338

[surreal swan]

https://tenor.com/view/triste-isolado-pensando-sad-isolated-gif-11165084073573897086

[oblique dagger]

I won 6 times in a row against u in blitz

[pallid vine]

@kindred crypt ig u should be smart enough to ignore this endgame/middlegame debate

[deep sail]

Teach me

[steady moon]

wow your so good

[willow owl]

My brain was more fried than bayashi's food bro

[surreal swan]

Yo guess what

[warped mango]

How old are you?

[steady moon]

aura.

[oblique dagger]

Ye but ur like top 20k in the world and ur better than over 10billions humans

[deep sail]

Hello Ruin

[kindred crypt]

ight, beyond delulu

[oblique dagger]

Sowwy ;v

[surreal swan]

Wsp try guessing what happened today

[steady moon]

"10 billion humans" 😭

[oblique dagger]

U teach me chess

[pallid vine]

That's common sense and maturity ig

[deep sail]

You got a new peak?

[oblique dagger]

Me too

[oblique dagger]

Yes uwu

[kindred crypt]

Ya i believe openings are the most important because im a classical player. Once you play a mistake in the opening you'll get punish

[surreal swan]

Nah but I reached 2100 agaib since I quit 🥹✌️

[oblique dagger]

Holy impostor

[deep sail]

Ooh congrats bro

[warped mango]

Milu can i be your student
We can be like batman and robbin

[naive flicker]

Who wanna play a couple games of chess 500-600

[oblique dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/puppyy3533amoung-us-puppyy-kitchen-pantry-amoung-us-impostor-puppyy-amoung-us-impostor-gif-18651428

[kindred crypt]

@pallid vine Saw you're on a 5 game loss streak 💔, hope you recover fast and win again 🔥

[warped mango]

Me

[pallid arch]

bro im so dumb I keep making small blunders that ruin my whole game

[deep sail]

Ok

[willow owl]

I said i would get demolished and bro calls me delulu. Does this guy actually think i would beat him?

[naive flicker]

Ok DMs

[surreal swan]

Thanks now I gotta lock in for a new peak

[warped mango]

Yipepepe

[jaunty creek]

yeah?

[surreal swan]

I’m 100 like you said 🙁

[kindred crypt]

Vro's gaslighting me

[deep sail]

What was your peak btw?

[kindred crypt]

@surreal swan shoutout hajime no ippo

[oblique dagger]

U just said ur 2100 buddy 💀 💀

[pallid vine]

Exactly... A wise person would never debate on what's more important part of the game cuz all of them collectively create a good game

[willow owl]

Read the original message vro

[kindred crypt]

Bingo

[surreal swan]

It’s less than 2115 but higher than what I have now but only by like one game

[kindred crypt]

I aint got the motivation to give a fug

[surreal swan]

W your like the 3rd to appreciate it🥹✌️

[deep sail]

I see good luck you got it

[pallid vine]

My performance has been declining for last 3-4 days

[surreal swan]

I added the 2 accidentally 💔😔

[warped mango]

Evangelion in this economy?

[willow owl]

I mean its pretty much also a subjective measurement so its kinda hard to universally pick one

[kindred crypt]

Its the 3rd time i appreciated you for it ❤️. Too good of a show

[oblique dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-get-real-gif-332981694918209042

[kindred crypt]

Take a break and just spam puzzles everyday

[pallid vine]

But why would u even need to pick any one of them??

[kindred crypt]

Beans is a femboy ragebaiter

[jaunty creek]

Check out this #chess game: sacthebishoplol vs laakd2023 - https://www.chess.com/game/live/143362871510

[surreal swan]

https://tenor.com/view/imallexx-gif-9200481634208175547

[frosty peak]

sacthebishoplol (1482) vs. laakd2023 (1445)

Move List

1. c4 e5 2. Nc3 Nc6 3. Nf3 Nf6 4. g3 Bc5 5. Bg2 d6 6. O-O a6 7. d3 h6 8. Nd2 Ba7 9. Kh1 Bd7 10. h3 Rb8 11. Nde4 Qe7 12. f4 Kd8 13. fxe5 Nxe5 14. Nxf6 gxf6 15. Nd5 Qe6 16. Rxf6 Qe8 17. Bxh6 Qg8 18. Qf1 Qxg3 19. Rxf7 Nxf7 20. Qf6+ Kc8 21. Ne7+ Kd8 22. Nc6+ Kc8 23. Qd8+ Nxd8 24. [Ne7#] 

[jaunty creek]

this is my new favorite game bc of the checkmate

[steady moon]

wow so good

[jaunty creek]

thanks

[willow owl]

Its going on the assumption you would try to pick one as thats what people are doing. Theres a lot of things people wouldn't need to do but still do

[oblique dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1408512728795971625/image0.gif

[normal trench]

amazing smoothurieded mate

[jaunty creek]

thank you it was my first one

[steady moon]

Nd2 💀

[pallid vine]

I just decided not to play much rapid... Instead I'm going to learn openings and focus on my small mistakes and inaccuracies

[oblique dagger]

Bro i never understand why nobody play london its just so good

[kindred crypt]

Me and @oblique dagger rn

[warped mango]

So boring tho

[oblique dagger]

Best opening is London

[surreal swan]

https://tenor.com/view/jerry-meme-tom-and-jerry-meme-jerry-points-get-a-load-of-this-guy-this-guy-gif-11384860625931393733

[kindred crypt]

Solid choice, good luck

[oblique dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/ollie-boop-paws-boop-gentle-boop-gif-10872413038021902498

[pallid vine]

U don't need to follow everything the world does

[steady moon]

Kd8 💀 😭

[kindred crypt]

Jobava > London and i dont even play them

[pallid vine]

Thanks mate 👍

[surreal swan]

Queens gambit>

[oblique dagger]

Who got scholar mated once in their life

[kindred crypt]

@pallid vine Jobava londo as d4 is really good too

[steady moon]

like literally everyone

[warped mango]

Jobava london is goated for beginners
Free wins

[pallid vine]

Will try it for sure

[willow owl]

Uhh you kinda do when thats the topic of the conversation lol

[kindred crypt]

Free wins at Titled player level too

[willow owl]

Anyways gn chat

[oblique dagger]

https://www.chess.com/live/game/110403745679

[frosty peak]

CaptainAL13 (1874) vs. DengyBC (716)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Bc4 d5 3. Bxd5 c6 4. Bb3 [g6] 5. Qf3 h5 6. Qxf7# 

[surreal swan]

Gn✌️

Anyone got tips for opening, like openings tbey recomend

[steady moon]

🙏

[oblique dagger]

I remember my first ever scholar mated

[normal trench]

I love when they try to scholars me

[oblique dagger]

Btw i still got scholar mated in 1500 rapid

[normal trench]

womp womp

my bad g

[pallid vine]

Btw your growth is fabulous as per ur Chess Career duration (2 yrs)

[oblique dagger]

Thats not scholar mate 💀

[naive jackal]

Shared from Whiteboard

[kindred crypt]

Btw your last game you played , if you want i can run it through for you. You were most likely tilted but you made a lot of positional mistakes

[kindred crypt]

Thank you, i got taught by a 2500 cc friend of mine until i made it to 1000 elo. Then from there i worked myself up so that i could beat him , i still haven't beaten him once

[pallid vine]

I can understand... My main drawback during the game is that I don't understand the position and due to that I'm unable to find the accurate move in such position

[kindred crypt]

Motivation is everything

[frosty peak]

AFTchessaccount (1154) vs. rafael1234bh (1118)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 exd4 4. Nxd4 Nxd4 5. Qxd4 d6 6. Nc3 Nf6 7. e5 dxe5 8. Qxe5+ Qe7 9. Qxe7+ Bxe7 10. Bb5+ c6 11. Bd3 O-O 12. Be3 Be6 13. O-O-O Bb4 14. a3 Bxc3 15. bxc3 Nd5 16. c4 Nxe3 17. fxe3 Rad8 18. Rhe1 Rfe8 19. e4 Bg4 20. Be2 Bxe2 21. Rxe2 Rxd1+ 22. Kxd1 Rd8+ 23. Kc1 Rd4 24. Rd2 Rxd2 25. Kxd2 Kf8 26. e5 Ke7 27. Ke3 Ke6 28. Ke4 b6 29. c3 c5 30. a4 h6 31. g4 g6 32. h4 f6 33. exf6 Kxf6 34. Kd5 g5 35. h5 Ke7 36. Kc6 Ke6 37. Kb7 Ke5 38. Kxa7 Kf4 39. Kxb6 Kxg4 40. a5 Kf3 41. a6 g4 42. a7 g3 43. a8=Q+ Kf2 44. Qe4 g2 45. Qf4+ Ke1 46. Qh4+ Kf1 47. Qf4+ Ke1 48. Qg3+ Kf1 49. Qd3+ Kf2 50. Qd5 g1=Q 51. Qxc5+ Kf1 52. Qxg1+ Kxg1 53. c5 Kg2 54. c6 

[kindred crypt]

Ya , he played the accelerated panov against you. Its already awkward for a caro player

E4 c4

[pallid vine]

That's what I was pointing out earlier... Someone as motivation or trainer is very important in Chess in order to push urself and get better

[kindred crypt]

Whole reason people play them is to force you out of your comfort zone. Same thing with accelerated london and black playing nf6 c5 nd5

[normal trench]

that queen pin at the end nailed it

[kindred crypt]

Yeah im Blessed

[pallid vine]

I've tried my best to reach till 1700 at my own... My peak is around 1720 but now I'm struggling too much and maybe that's because cuz I've lack of opening knowledge and positonal understanding

[warped mango]

Igor

[steady moon]

no.

[warped mango]

Smirnov

[warped mango]

Yes
He is the best

[steady moon]

ok

[kindred crypt]

@magic shard dory in ur opinion, benko or semi slav

[surreal swan]

Lewen the basic set up of an opening and focus on middlegame and endgame mofe thsn openinf, if you focus more unnecessarily on openings it won’t be a good way to use time

[fading jasper]

Igis Smirnivis

[pallid vine]

Ik him from the time I started to play chess... Thanks for ur kind info 😏

[magic shard]

pseudobenko

[steady moon]

real

[kindred crypt]

Could be , i think watching GM Daniel Naroditsky would help you the most. He's the one who taught me the power of rotation and posotional understanding

[pallid vine]

Bro why do ur statements sound arrogant af??

[normal trench]

hell yeah

[kindred crypt]

Not the IM in TMC 😢

[kindred crypt]

Any reason why

[sharp kelp]

Chess ruined my life

[steady moon]

real

[kindred crypt]

Gambling ruined my life

[magic shard]

because he's good at chess

[sharp kelp]

Real

[surreal swan]

Sorry I didn’t mean it like that I just wanna say that learning the opening more is unnecessary because middlegame and endgame is where it matters most

[kindred crypt]

Glazer

[pallid vine]

Yeah Dani is one of my fav chess player... Idk why but I personally feel bad when goes down to low 2900 on cc while playing with Hikaru and other top GMs

[pallid vine]

It'd be much better if u please stop giving such advices

[kindred crypt]

I disagree. Opening principles are really important , and you only learn that by either watching videos or studying openings

[pallid vine]

Wait for a while... Let me try to make him understand

[kindred crypt]

He's accepted it. Elo is just a number

[surreal swan]

If you wanna focus more on openings sure but in depth is only needed if your taking it above 2300 ish, the start is only the main part, if you don’t wanna accept my advice you don’t need to but I assure you that middlegame and endgame and watching people play at your level and higher is beneficial

[kindred crypt]

Its fine if he disagrees , everyone can have his or her own opinion

[steady moon]

real

[surreal swan]

Yh I never said it wasn’t, Gotham chess opening videos is by far sufficient enough but afted you know that much it’s best to go for middle and endgame practise

[pallid vine]

Definitely it is.... But he hasn't got that much success OTB as compared to other top GMs

[kindred crypt]

Ofcourse ofcourse. But to me atleast if the opening isnt played well and you dont understand the opening nor the ideas, you'll be much worse in the middlegame compared to your opponent

[pallid vine]

Let me tell u one thing... I've been consistently playing chess for a year with only one opening which is caro kann and Queen's Gambit...

[kindred crypt]

Still got GM. He's happy i believe

[surreal swan]

Yes that’s right but learning lots of ideas of even a few stemming from your opening is good but I think abit much unless your like 2200+

[pallid vine]

I've maintained my 1700 elo on rapid for like 1.5 months and ig I can't go further without any opening prep.... I've such a level of knowledge in chess that I'm mature enough to understand what's needed at what point of time

[surreal swan]

So what is it that you need to go further?

[kindred crypt]

Classical its beneficial, so idrm studying my chessable courses i got for free. But if that's what you believe, then you do you man. No hate, i respect the way you think.

@surreal swan question, do you know the term "Panno plan" for black?

[pallid vine]

For sure he's... But being somewhere a fan of him, I personally wanna see him at the list of top GMs ngl

[surreal swan]

Thanks I guess everyone has their own way of chess but if your playing classical or OTB then yh openinf matters wsy more than it woukd for someone who plays online

[kindred crypt]

Anish giri has already made me proud enough

[kindred crypt]

Yeah, if i play blitz i just wing it with principles and intuition

[pallid vine]

New opening theories and improvement in my positional gameplay and middlegame understanding with better endgame techniques

[kindred crypt]

Rapid i deviate from openings with ight ish moves on purpose to make people think

But i just play classical rn

And care about that

[pallid vine]

He's also one of my fav chess player cuz of his chilling nature... Many kids say he's a boring player but they haven't even seen his single classical game

[kindred crypt]

@oblique dagger us?

[kindred crypt]

Yeah he's REALLY good

[surreal swan]

Sweet good luck with it then gng aslong as you you got a good idea w what you need work on then that’s all you really need

[kindred crypt]

Blaubaum was really good

[pallid vine]

He's underrated tbh

[kindred crypt]

His last game was bad , he said it himself

Im Shocked he found a draw

[quasi nova]

2 OTB tournaments today, a 9 round Swiss and then another 8 round Swiss

[kindred crypt]

Well his opponent blundered

[steady moon]

💀

[pallid vine]

Competing against some of the Top 10 GMs and still securing Top 3 in Grand Swiss is not an easy task

[kindred crypt]

Gl

[kindred crypt]

Yeah

They're all GMs

[pallid vine]

Which position did he secure in Grand Swiss 2025...I don't remember properly

[kindred crypt]

Best in the world

[steady moon]

2

[kindred crypt]

Blaubaum is in the candidates

[pallid vine]

Anish was at 1st...ryt??

[steady moon]

hans niemann also did good ngl

[kindred crypt]

Underdog

[kindred crypt]

Yeah i wanted him to go to the candidates

[steady moon]

same

[kindred crypt]

Very sad, mishra was on fire too

[pallid vine]

Along with Anish

[pallid vine]

Bro cooked Reigning World Champ 💀

[kindred crypt]

I wanted him to moke people in the candidates, sighhhh

[kindred crypt]

For real 💀

[quasi nova]

Is hikaru still bullying 2200's to get to the candidates lmao

[pallid vine]

No one can stop God's plan

[kindred crypt]

Yup and he's succeeding but u can see he's tilted. He's playing so many, he hung his knight yesterday at freestyle friday

[steady moon]

pretty sure hes playing in the fide world cup

[unreal steppe]

Interesting

[kindred crypt]

Hans!?!

[steady moon]

yeah i think

[kindred crypt]

ACTUALLY?

[pallid vine]

Maybe he wanted to play with odds lol 😂😂

[warped mango]

Gn yall
Have a good day

[kindred crypt]

AWESOME

Gn dexter Morgan

[warped mango]

Gn gng

[kindred crypt]

Im off to sleep too

[warped mango]

Get to 2000🔥

[quasi nova]

💔 I want him to do good in the candidates. I actually wanna see everyone in the candidates do good it would be such a crazy tournament to watch if everyone was at their peak

[kindred crypt]

Goodnight vros

[quasi nova]

Good morning vro

[bitter niche]

How should white continue in this dynamic position?

[pallid vine]

Tbh I just want to see Hikaru crowning himself as World Championship atleast once

[kindred crypt]

I want hikaru to win. He deserves a good send off , beating Gukesh then retiring is the best way. Guy's 37. Has a kid on the way

[bitter niche]

I personally hope he never has the opportunity

[steady moon]

prob not gonna happen unless he wins 2026 candidates

[pallid vine]

Isn't he participating in 2025 Candidates??

[steady moon]

no its next year

[zenith lily]

I'm 600 elo bc i can play like a 1600 but play an end game like a 2

[quasi nova]

At first glance, I'd do Bh7+, Kh8 or Kh7, Bxe7, Qxe7, then move my rook somewhere idk vro

[kindred crypt]

Candidates is every two years

[kindred crypt]

Do puzzles

[pallid vine]

He's already won millions of hearts... It's just World Champ title he needs to win at least for his fans

[steady moon]

true

[zenith lily]

Hasn't really been helping I'm about 1300 in puzzles

[pallid vine]

I just want him to say 'Takes takes and takes' in a world Championship match

[ornate lintel]

gays how to get the tag of server

guys**

[pallid vine]

It'd be a lot of fun

[mint citrus]

almost 800 elo!!!

[pallid vine]

@kindred crypt who's ur fav chess player??

[kindred crypt]

Im 3400

[quasi nova]

Vro the A and U aren't even remotely close to eachother, your not slick bro

[ornate lintel]

He exposed me

[quasi nova]

I'm 2700 in puzzles 😔 3000 when

[kindred crypt]

Daniil Dubov as a person and his style. But tbh i relate most with Ding Liren's playstyle

[bitter niche]

Not sure why the guy has fans

1. Nearly ended ChessBrah's youtube channel by striking it multiple times
2. Accused Aman of being a bad commentator, even though he was completely unbiased, remaining professional despite issues
3. Got into a fist fight with Eric at the St. Louis chess club
4. Toxic player over the board and online, makes fun of his opponents for no good reason
5. Insulted Alireza's family after losing to him in bullet
6. Uses censorship, striking random youtube channels and bringing down any videos exposing him for who he really is

I struggle to understand why his wife wished to reproduce with him, and why he continues to have supporters. He's the opposite of what chess is all about, and is a awful face of the community

I'm very glad that he hasn't performed in classical and never has had the ability to say that he was a world champion. He should stick to streaming to little kids.

[naive jackal]

Shared from Whiteboard

[kindred crypt]

At 3000 = you lose 25 elo per wrong, per write you gain 5 elo

[oblique dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/boy-kisser-shy-blushing-gif-7763375073443922909

[pallid vine]

Dubov is Tal of modern chess era... He's just 🤘

[unique ledge]

for you mighty 🤗 @vale vortex

[kindred crypt]

Not really a fan of him. Only thought it was a good send off for a guy that wants to retire

I only like a few GMs

10 in total

[quasi nova]

Drunk Magnus

[kindred crypt]

Fr

[pallid vine]

Which GM are u talking about?

[kindred crypt]

Hikaru

[bitter niche]

He should have retired long ago, awful person

[kindred crypt]

Bingus

[kindred crypt]

If you hope for an awful person to fail , then you yourself aren't good either. Just ignore him and continue your day.

[pallid vine]

My fav is Mikhail Tal from 90s era... In modern era, I'd probably say Magnus, Hikaru, Praggnanandha and few others

[bitter niche]

Lol this makes 0 sense at all

[kindred crypt]

Called values and principles

[pallid vine]

U mean Hikaru isn't a good person in terms of behavior and character??

[kindred crypt]

Not really

[bitter niche]

Hardly

[pallid vine]

It's ur replies that makes 0 sense at all

[bitter niche]

Interesting

[kindred crypt]

🥺 ragebaiter ngl

Ight im off to sleep

@bitter niche love you my friend, sleep well. Ttyl

[bitter niche]

Not ragebaiting, just using my brain to call out the actions of the weak link of the chess community

[limpid viper]

just like me except he's good at chess vro

[kindred crypt]

Cheers joker

@limpid viper goodnight brother

[bitter niche]

Lmao

[pallid vine]

I totally agree with that statement... Mostly It's himself/herself a bad person who claims any other as a bad person

[kindred crypt]

Yeah its hypocrisy

[limpid viper]

actually i prolly wouldn't do any of that except the toxic player shit

[pallid vine]

Have a good sleep bro... Ttyl 👍

[kindred crypt]

Ughh he's so bad, ill now go and shit on his name uhhh

[bitter niche]

Interesting

[kindred crypt]

Level 2000 hypocrisy

[kindred crypt]

Ciao

[bitter niche]

So, calling out someone for their poor actions and saying they do not deserve to succeed as a result is the equivalent of doing them myself?

[pallid vine]

A matured person shall always ignore the bad ones and praise the good ones

[bitter niche]

Wrong

Ignoring hateful people is not maturity

It's just indifference

[pallid vine]

There are millions other fools to say that... If u also say the same, congrats u are one of those millions

[bitter niche]

!eng

[glass robin]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[pallid vine]

Hoping for someone not to deserve success cuz they're bad means u don't believe in God's plans

[bitter niche]

No it means that I believe in justice

[kindred crypt]

Keep it chess related

[pallid vine]

Justice shall always be provided by God whenever he thinks it is mandatory

[bitter niche]

And what does this have to do with my individual decisions?

[pallid vine]

It's better to just observe and wait for the results

[pallid vine]

Nothing

[limpid viper]

so do you not believe in prison time?

[pallid vine]

I totally do... But in the world of chess, I think calling someone ' He should've retired a long time ago, such an awful person ' isn't a good statement

[limpid viper]

mfs be named the_joker_69 and be preaching on discord bro people are not real

[formal relic]

Well this is chess-talk

[frosty peak]

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[bitter niche]

Censorship and violently attacking people

Seems like a completely fair and true statement

[limpid viper]

why am i wasting my time here bye

[surreal swan]

Whatsver🥱✌️

[limpid viper]

and ruin ur still ass

[surreal swan]

You always waste your time

[formal relic]

Whatsver🗣️ 🗣️📣

[surreal swan]

Bro does not wanna rematch me😭✌️

[pallid vine]

Ok gtg guys... See u later gn 👍

[oblique dagger]

Hai cuties

[limpid viper]

no screw you and ur 5 minute blitz im walking away with my win

[oblique dagger]

Hi impostor

[north seal]

Goodnight

[kindred crypt]

i know im not good, im living the 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 life style

[surreal swan]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-patrick-star-oh-not-you-again-gif-15995660

[north seal]

Only losers decline rematches

[oblique dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/femboy-play-chess-game-board-game-gif-4331726559869261992

[surreal swan]

Yh just get out😭✌️

[bitter niche]

So then how is it unfair to call out hateful behavior of someone who has a lot of influence over children? I'm not trying to play God

[limpid viper]

only losers ask for rematches 🥱

[bitter niche]

what if i wanna adopt them tho

[formal relic]

Are you guys talking about hikaru

[bitter niche]

Yes.

[pallid vine]

Anyways leave it... That's nothing to do with both of our individual lives

[limpid viper]

true

[oblique dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-hop-on-hop-on-chess-gif-25082395

[formal relic]

Hikaru has pretty clearly bad behavior, but yknow he doesn't deserve threats but reasonable criticism he does.

[north seal]

I always lose when i accept a rematch lol

[limpid viper]

nobody threatened him 😭

[bitter niche]

I said hes an awful person and should have retired long ago after what he has done to others

[surreal swan]

https://tenor.com/view/get-out-angry-speaking-head-tuco-squidward-gif-13808874276609302886

[bitter niche]

No threats are made, I'm not a violent person

[oblique dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-anime-kissing-hop-on-chess-hop-on-chess-anime-kissing-gif-27444740

[surreal swan]

Are you sure cuz you threatened me before

[limpid viper]

aren't you british bro

[formal relic]

I dont think he should retire but if hes toxic otb constantly he probly should or adjust his behavior

[bitter niche]

I dont know you

[surreal swan]

Bro where do you get these 😭

[surreal swan]

Yhyh don’t think I forgot

[bitter niche]

He has a history of otb toxicity and online

[formal relic]

These are NOT femboys

[formal relic]

What he did to chessbrah was evil

[limpid viper]

evil a strong ass word bro 😭

[bitter niche]

I don't know you

[formal relic]

When hikaru loses its an apocalypse for the other person

[surreal swan]

Are you sure cuz I remember you

[bitter niche]

Why?

[oblique dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1174110448711372892/1271120773695668264/reaction_gif.gif

[surreal swan]

Cuz you were bing violent to me remeber

[bitter niche]

0/10 ragebait attempt

[limpid viper]

ruin on his way to pull up 1 bullet game you guys played 6 months ago

[surreal swan]

Time to look for j*bs gng

[bitter niche]

I don't know who this guy is ive never seen him in chat before

[oblique dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/ollie-boop-paws-boop-gentle-boop-gif-10872413038021902498

[surreal swan]

That’s still a win tho😭✌️

[limpid viper]

he's been here a while bro i remember when i used to think he was actually good

[formal relic]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-cat-girl-talk-fast-online-chat-gif-16273991575876544877

[surreal swan]

I was tryna get you to be mad but fair enough, I don’t know you but now I do🥹✌️

[bitter niche]

Ok

[limpid viper]

its crazy to think ruin went from being good at chess in my pov to being someone i can adopt

[surreal swan]

Alr bro you were so kind why are you so mean now😭😭, don’t tell me you tilted cus you were bad ahain😭💔

[limpid viper]

yea i did tilt

[bitter niche]

helo tilts every day

[surreal swan]

Loser lmao😭✌️

[limpid viper]

went up 60 elo in blitz then fell it

[bitter niche]

i swear his elo looks like an ekg lmao

[surreal swan]

What’s ekg

[bitter niche]

electrocardiogram

[limpid viper]

also went up like 60 elo in bullet then fell it

[surreal swan]

What kinda word is that😭

[bitter niche]

@fleet dove they dont know

[limpid viper]

im genuinely the king of tilt vro

[bitter niche]

here you know what it is ill send a picture

[surreal swan]

I’m not even surprised

[surreal swan]

Is it like those lifelines in those movies

[limpid viper]

i honestly just play too much not to tilt

shutterstock.com 💔

[bitter niche]

its the graph for heart activity

[surreal swan]

Ahh Ywah that makes sense it sounded like it

I’m praying you tilt again ✌️🥹 @limpid viper

[limpid viper]

i can't bro

im literally below my actual level in rating

[crystal pasture]

Root beer

[limpid viper]

which i know because i shit on these 1800s in blitz

[surreal swan]

Yhyh sure you are😭

[limpid viper]

i just have 1 bad game then start to tilt

[crystal pasture]

Real

[surreal swan]

Unlucky you got it tho just play and have breaks

That’s what I used to do

[ivory moss]

hey i got muted and idk why?

[crystal pasture]

My optimal playing time is 1 am for some damn reason

[ivory moss]

can i get unmuted please

[crystal pasture]

You don't sound muted

[limpid viper]

when im locked in i actually cook these 1800s though i had 2 minutes left on the clock in a game i played and mated bro 💀

[ivory moss]

is there any mods? im just trynna play some chesss

[surreal swan]

Give me like 1 month and I can be 2k blitz

[limpid viper]

probably

[bitter niche]

so if youve ever heard of short qt syndrome it refers to the qt interval of an EKG/ECG (electrocardiogram) and is a rare genetic condition that makes it abnormally short, meaning your heart muscle recharges too fast and can lead to arrhythmias and further complications

[ivory moss]

i cant speak in any channels?

[whole eagle]

hi guys hru all?

[surreal swan]

And 2k bullet

[limpid viper]

2k bullet is shit

[bitter niche]

whats your blitz now

[whole eagle]

since ur new, u will get used to it. welcome to the server

[surreal swan]

Yh I’m not smart enough to understand but sounds sick

[whole eagle]

why heart broken?

[surreal swan]

<1500 after I lost my last game to checkmate lol

[ivory moss]

so how do i play with people does anyone want to play chess

[bitter niche]

bc youre infamous now for being that one annoying rat that spawns in the chess channel

[whole eagle]

you play with people in chess.com. or lichess or some chess website or in real life.

[surreal swan]

Idk some questions have no answer💔

[bitter niche]

basically 2000 then

[whole eagle]

true.

[ivory moss]

so i cant play with people in here?

[bitter niche]

you can dw

[limpid viper]

he's like 2.1k rapid tho

[surreal swan]

No I mean I’m brlow 1500 blitz😭

[ivory moss]

and how long am i muted for?

[whole eagle]

oh no, u can. just need to ask somebody.

[bitter niche]

how you 2100 rapid 😭

[whole eagle]

u aren't muted? Since u are talking right now, you aren't muted.

[surreal swan]

2107 gng get it right

[ivory moss]

i mean in vc

[bitter niche]

hes talking about vc you unhelpful rat

[limpid viper]

still in the adoptable range

[surreal swan]

2100 in rapid is like 1600 boitz

[bitter niche]

i think if you just connect your account you can speak

[bitter niche]

im 2k rapid 1910 blitz

[gleaming vault]

zeze

[ivory moss]

what do i connect my account to?

[limpid viper]

lets be honest though you're only still 2k rapid cause you don't play ts

[whole eagle]

oh, then idk. i've never been in vc before

[surreal swan]

Damn sounds fishy to me Ngl💔

[bitter niche]

just type /connect

[limpid viper]

like i genuinely think i could get 2.1k rapid

[whole eagle]

go to profile in chess.com, settings, then section "account", scroll down then connect to discord. 🙂

[bitter niche]

true i retired, maybe when i get 2k blitz ill go back

[surreal swan]

Maybe you can in 5 months

[whole eagle]

zeze (I love your profile)

[limpid viper]

maybe you can get your blitz to 1600 in 6 months

[surreal swan]

Lemme get it to 1600 and come back, stay here for me

[bitter niche]

i think i could get 2200 if i used my brain

[limpid viper]

idk but 2100 seems very achievable to me rn

[surreal swan]

Yh I went up like 100 elo in like 3 days they arnt as good as I thought they were I think

[limpid viper]

just based on the last rapid games i've played

[whole eagle]

Oh okay. thanks for telling me. 🙂

[bitter niche]

bro when i lose in rapid its bc of dumb stuff, im usually never blown off the board i just blunder in winning positions once time starts going down

[limpid viper]

fr

[fickle pebble]

hi

[bitter niche]

like ive had two endgames where i genuinely just hung a piece for no reason at 1950 level

[limpid viper]

bro i was up 2 pawns and i hung my queen then i just started tilting from there

[whole eagle]

if i'm infamous, y are you even trying to talk to me?

[bitter niche]

didnt you block me? why you still tryna talk to me?

[whole eagle]

hii welcome to the server

[limpid viper]

ts deadass made me mad

[whole eagle]

i unblocked u bc it's a waste

[bitter niche]

no bc if you js played anything else you were winning lmao

[bitter niche]

bc you crave attention

[pliant tiger]

Gay ass guy ur a fully grown man

[whole eagle]

and u talked to me first, and i'm replying, that's how a conversation works

[limpid viper]

bro i was tryna protect the pawn after we traded rooks and then i looked at the board after i made the move and realized i hung my queen

[whole eagle]

not rlly. i'm just bored.

[bitter niche]

just say youre a basement keyboard dweller at this point

[thin hearth]

Hiii

[bitter niche]

you know i can tell you still have me blocked yeah?

[thin hearth]

Good morning

[pliant tiger]

U have the testosterone levels of a woman

[cold sundial]

why are we beefing in a chess discord

[bitter niche]

ts is embarassing

[bitter niche]

i doubt it

[whole eagle]

i've already unblocked u. and u reacting to ur own comments is just sad. maybe ur the one craving attention

[surreal swan]

Don’t interfere let’s just watch it’s entertaining jg

[pliant tiger]

Well ur acting like one

[naive jackal]

<@&745328830649991179> homophobic and sexist combo

[bitter niche]

just unblocked me now, you know reactions and profile doesnt show up if you have someone blocked right? so anyone who you blocked knows

[whole eagle]

W aramela boosting the server when ur still new 🔥🔥

[bitter niche]

is there something wrong with being a woman mr deleted?

[whole eagle]

good to know.

[pliant tiger]

There is definitely something wrong if ur a guy

[bitter niche]

well i am a guy and i dont think theres anything wrong with it

[idle oracle]

😭 😭 😭

[whole eagle]

what happened?

[naive jackal]

Thanks! I just learned about nitro and tried boosting the servers I'm in.

[ivory moss]

so how do i get myself unmuted lmaoo

[whole eagle]

WWWWW

[bitter niche]

mr deleted im confused you just called me a woman but then said its wrong if im a guy, so which is it

[whole eagle]

also welcome. 🙂 I love ur profile

[bitter niche]

why the alt

[whole eagle]

y did u get muted in the first place??

[ivory moss]

i have no clue

[bitter niche]

type /connect and read

[limpid viper]

i will not intervene i will not intervene i will not intervene i will not insert myself into this argument i will not insert myself into this argument i will not ragebait i will not ragebait

[bitter niche]

js do it its funny

[ivory moss]

i connected my account

[limpid viper]

its so tempting

[bitter niche]

where did mr deleted go

[ivory moss]

can i get unmuted please lmao

[whole eagle]

congrats

[bitter niche]

yeah you should be good now, maybe leave and join vc

[whole eagle]

u can also do / trust

[ivory moss]

i did /trust but it said application did not respondd

[bitter niche]

yeah its bc youre new

[whole eagle]

huh.

[bitter niche]

but vc should work now

[ivory moss]

oh thanks im unmuted now

[bitter niche]

yup happy to help

less pinkies means more happiness

[limpid viper]

ngl i don't even remember why we hate grace bro i just have memories of hating on them

[bitter niche]

@pliant tiger

wow buddy got locked

[whole eagle]

congrats. 🙂

[bitter niche]

bc theyre trapped in that mindset where you first learn what roasting is at age 9-10

[whole eagle]

i don't remember either. but hey, let the past be the past right?

[bitter niche]

this is why @limpid viper 😭

[whole eagle]

can we maybe.. restart?

[balmy python]

😭

[unique ledge]

Hi @bitter niche! I hope you're having an incredible day! You're an amazing chess player and I hope that nothing bad happens before you go to sleep today! 🤗

[limpid viper]

i think this is why my hatred for them started 😭

i think the positive shit just pissed me off after i was tilting one day

[whole eagle]

oh. i almost never remember what started ngl

[limpid viper]

oh well i don't hate you anymore

[thorny night]

can anyone explain how i win this endgame. opponent stalled for 60 moves and i managed to draw (blitz)

[whole eagle]

peace?

[limpid viper]

ig

[surreal swan]

Push pawns and move king

[balmy python]

i would think just check with the rook the make the king go to the side then advance the passed pawn

[hollow tiger]

try to trade the rooks. centralizing king

[surreal swan]

“Contralizing”💔

[thorny night]

nah he was stalling on purpose this position was on mov 30 and the game ended move 90

im not sure wether to use my rook to cut off his king or to help push my pawns from the back rank

[balmy python]

What else is he supposed to do?

[hollow tiger]

small keyboard ahh moment

[surreal swan]

Maybe he was stalling but you could have easiky pushed pawns and pressuring him, unlucky tho

[surreal swan]

No excuses gng💔

[unique ledge]

Hi @surreal swan! I hope you're having an incredible day! You're an amazing chess player and I hope that nothing bad happens that can prevent you from going to sleep today!

[surreal swan]

Lmao what😭

Appreciate that gng🥹

[hollow tiger]

are u referring to 50 moves? push pawns to reset

[surreal swan]

Same for you aswell

[kindred crypt]

has anyone here heard of " " before?

[whole eagle]

u know chinese?

[hollow tiger]

username is jp but yes

[whole eagle]

same here, i know chinese

[unique ledge]

You're welcome friend! I also hope nobody slashes your tires with a sharpened butter knife at the break of dawn!

[hollow tiger]

cool. are u asian or sth

[surreal swan]

Alr gng now I’m getting abit nervous with how specific it is bht thsnk you for the kindness😭✌️

[whole eagle]

yes. but not born in asia

[gleaming vault]

thanksss😁

[hollow tiger]

makes sense. have u tried other things like cantonese

[unique ledge]

Don't be nervous! I hope nobody knocks at your door three times at 1:25AM since that might interrupt your REM sleep! ^-^

[whole eagle]

no. 🙁 just english and chinese. Currently learning french and spanish

[hollow tiger]

me German and Japanese

[unique cosmos]

Hello.

[whole eagle]

hi. hru?

[unique cosmos]

i am evil

[bitter niche]

sybau 💔

[kindred crypt]

hello evil, i am beans

[whole eagle]

okay. 😐

[gleaming vault]

i want to learn geman but seems so difficult😕

[unique cosmos]

Kurt Cobain reference

[bitter niche]

zeze

[whole eagle]

oh yeah! German as well.

[kindred crypt]

adam sandler reference

[gleaming vault]

zeze

[whole eagle]

i don't think he appreciated that at all.

[unique cosmos]

vro was summoned

[whole eagle]

ze ze ze ze ze ze zebra

[hollow tiger]

i mean. its alright? compared to most EU languages

[gleaming vault]

fala portugues?

[bitter niche]

what do you think of the song zeze by kodak

[gleaming vault]

zebra🦓

[bitter niche]

nao muito! 😓

[hollow tiger]

cool u've taken standarized tests yet?

[unique cosmos]

my cat is staring at me

[surreal swan]

Oh sweet thank you I hope you have a nice rest and have the warmest pillow tonight 😄✌️

[gleaming vault]

it depends i think

[unique ledge]

I hope your pillow is warm on both sides! ^-^

[kindred crypt]

is zeze a reference to doom eternal?

[gleaming vault]

eu nunca escutei lol 😅

[whole eagle]

idk if it's.. existent in canada? i don't think so yet

[unique cosmos]

i hope you all have a very nice warm glass of water today

[gleaming vault]

no, its my nick name XD

[surreal swan]

What if I told you I like it when it’s warm on both sides 🥹✌️

[hollow tiger]

def easier then Swedish or sth on par with french

[gleaming vault]

chaves churros churros

[kindred crypt]

are you in doom eternal?

[unique ledge]

I hope you sweat while you sleep! ^-^

[unique cosmos]

do you play the london

[bitter niche]

escutei o q? 🥲

[surreal swan]

Unfortunately for you I had a nice cold glass of water instead💔

[unique cosmos]

okay flip you

[bitter niche]

donde bro 😛

[surreal swan]

Yeah how did you know

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/fan-discord-gif-26557005

[bitter niche]

ty

[unique cosmos]

my biggest fan

[hollow tiger]

testdaf, goethe? sth like that

[whole eagle]

there are literacy and numeracy assessments for grade 10 while a literact assessment for grade 12

[gleaming vault]

french is easier for me than german, but the north/east european languages are pretty difficult too

[gleaming vault]

the song hahaha

[gleaming vault]

dulce de leche ahhhhh

[sharp carbon]

Yea there is no way im going to tommorows tournament

I m into a loss streak of 11

[hollow tiger]

shouldnt be harder i guess.

[kindred crypt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/695700549747736678/1096549543778205776/voicemessage.gif

[whole eagle]

no right or wrong answers. so yeah. not hard

[bitter niche]

ooh esq no sabia a q te referías xd

[hollow tiger]

want easy learn latin ig

[gleaming vault]

dont remember me, wake 6 am to play chess...

[naive flicker]

Who wanna play a couple games of chess 500-600

[spare anchor]

Once I seduced my opponent in chat during my chess match n win the match by
Distract her😞

[bitter niche]

this guy tryna get me hungry

[unique cosmos]

oh...

[whole eagle]

i'm 1751 rated, sorry. welcome to the server btw

[unique ledge]

@kindred crypt pls dont send me a friend request

[thin hearth]

Hii good morning

[naive flicker]

Bro seducing via chess.com😭

[thin hearth]

Anyone else

[naive flicker]

Damn, thx bro

[unique cosmos]

nice pawns 👅

[naive flicker]

Scrumptious pieces 😈

[whole eagle]

morning to u, afternoon to me. did u have a good morning?

[kindred crypt]

one time i made a girl blush so hard i gained 15000 elo then threw immediatly and lost the next 6700 games

[spare anchor]

Pawn addiction

[gleaming vault]

italian is a great language, and the easier in europe, i want to learn in the future

[naive flicker]

Can I have a piece of you after this chess match?😈

Bro must of been saying some crazy shi 😂

[gleaming vault]

jajajaja hablo un poco de espanol

[thin hearth]

Yh brother, where are talking uhh from ?

[gleaming vault]

son idiomas similares

[unique cosmos]

67!!

[whole eagle]

canada. u?

[thin hearth]

Bi

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-conquest-conquest-invincible-stand-ready-for-my-arrival-worm-job-application-gif-12169274590066387623

[whole eagle]

GET OUT-

[naive flicker]

Who wanna play a couple games of chess 500-600

[stark dust]

Hi guy

[thin hearth]

Canada

India

[whole eagle]

cool

[thin hearth]

Hu

[stark dust]

Me

[kindred crypt]

6 7

[hollow tiger]

learning latin has helped me flex more in churches bc i can occasionally read the murals and hence look smarter haha

[unique cosmos]

i just got off shift

[spare anchor]

I'm 200

[bitter niche]

de onde voce e? brasil?

[whole eagle]

hii welcome to the server

[visual plover]

zel spotted

[unique cosmos]

maybe like 6 or seven hours ago

[thin hearth]

Ur rating

[naive flicker]

Ok, wanna play anyways ? Don’t seduce me into losing tho

[unique cosmos]

Zax spotted 👅

[whole eagle]

1751 in blitz.

[gleaming vault]

woww i will go to canada in january

[real heron]

any1 wanna play ?

[visual plover]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-stark-jarvis-gif-8941055286815288113

[whole eagle]

nicee which province?

[visual plover]

[gleaming vault]

sao paulo!!

[kindred crypt]

@whole eagle why that reaction i am regular straight guy

[gleaming vault]

e voce?

[unique cosmos]

jarvis kiss this twink 👅

[thin hearth]

Good,

From how many yers u were playing chess

[whole eagle]

i was jk

[gleaming vault]

quebeccc, i have family there

[whole eagle]

about.... well definitely less than 10. about... almost 6 years?

[whole eagle]

i am in british columbia

[sharp carbon]

I shouldnt have signed up for that shi istg im just gonna get the worse loose of my lige

[bitter niche]

ahh i want to go someday, definitely a beautiful city too

[thin hearth]

Nice 6 is big numbers,

[spare anchor]

Everyone How to become 2000? Watch thiz

[unique cosmos]

imagine 7

[bitter niche]

united states

[whole eagle]

wbu?

[naive flicker]

Bro rlly lost 11 times and was helping me checkmate him suggesting good moves 😭

[thin hearth]

Just before from 3 months

[kindred crypt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1414298052247949363/1414298053019697162/attachment-30.gif?ex=68c060b4&is=68bf0f34&hm=a8e18848b47596ede55dd3afc33d55c243b4850d75f75eed0de60ef2402d0d2b&

[whole eagle]

cool.

[naive flicker]

We gotta run it back again some day tho

[thin hearth]

Yep

[bitter niche]

this guys voice makes me mad, he cant speak normally bro

[whole eagle]

plz tell me that isn't real.

[gleaming vault]

cool, i want to visit there too

[naive flicker]

Who wanna play a couple games of chess 500-600

[kindred crypt]

its his newest video

[gleaming vault]

farrr

[unique cosmos]

on his patreon 🥹❤️‍🩹

[whole eagle]

you should go to vancouver aqarium, it's really nice. poison dart frogs are super super tiny

[gleaming vault]

onde?

[prime hedge]

hello

[sharp carbon]

Yep tell em

[thin hearth]

Thumbnail can
Burn ❤️‍🔥 uss or ass

[bitter niche]

im from houston, but i dont live there anymore

[naive flicker]

Who wanna play a couple games of chess 400-600

[gleaming vault]

ohh thanks, one day i will go!

[spare anchor]

Bro has a big ass

[unique cosmos]

🤠

[gleaming vault]

texassss cowboyyy

[prime hedge]

does anybody wanna play?

[thin hearth]

I

[kindred crypt]

i can throw until i hit 600

[unique cosmos]

spit it out

[hollow tiger]

is toronto any fun. bc my friend who studies there says nah

[kindred crypt]

but be aware not even bones would dare to face me

[prime hedge]

me?

[naive flicker]

Ok DMs

[bitter niche]

but its the city haha, no cowboys there to be honest

[naive flicker]

Ok DMs

[thin hearth]

What

[thin hearth]

Not now bro

[whole eagle]

never been anywhere except for taiwan and where i was born. so idk

[unique cosmos]

Ive been to canada

[hollow tiger]

BRO TW IS NICE

[gleaming vault]

just joke jajajajaj i like texas

[gleaming vault]

sheldon cooper yeah texas

[bitter niche]

kkkkkk

[unique cosmos]

67 at 67% 🥹ts is beautiful

[bitter niche]

there is another person from sao paulo here

[kindred crypt]

mustard

[unique cosmos]

🥭

[whole eagle]

FRRRR it's nicee. although, it's old and mostly old people, ambulance noises everyday and mosquitos and young people smoke.

[kindred crypt]

mango, mustard

[weary yew]

ello

[unique cosmos]

massive

[whole eagle]

i'm allergic to mangoes and mosquito bites

[whole eagle]

hii welcome to the server

[weary yew]

does gotham exist here

[whole eagle]

i don't think so. this is the official chess server though so welcome!!!

[kindred crypt]

hi allergic to mangoes and mosquito bites, im dad

[unique cosmos]

yes its @lyric flicker

[kindred crypt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1414298052247949363/1414298053019697162/attachment-30.gif?ex=68c060b4&is=68bf0f34&hm=a8e18848b47596ede55dd3afc33d55c243b4850d75f75eed0de60ef2402d0d2b&

[gleaming vault]

argatha maybe

[sharp carbon]

Wdym

[whole eagle]

i'll say it in a different way then. My allergies are mangoes and mosquito bites.

[weary yew]

this doesnt even look fake

[gleaming vault]

i have tournament tomorrow

[unique cosmos]

@valid acorn is real

[whole eagle]

wish u the best of luck

[kindred crypt]

hello i'll say it in a different way then. My allergies are mangoes and mosquito bites, im dad

[whole eagle]

that is not gothamchess. that is indian gotham chess

[gleaming vault]

thanksss, i will enjoy it

[sharp carbon]

Oh u do what time

[unique cosmos]

what no💔

[whole eagle]

dude his profile says it all

[unique cosmos]

no is the real gothamchwss

[sharp carbon]

Hope ud win tho how can u enjoy it if ur going to loose thats what gonna hapen to pe

[kindred crypt]

i am the gothem chess reals

[gleaming vault]

starts 8 am, i have to wake up tomorrow at 6

[whole eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-cat-confused-math-aint-mathing-huh-cat-gif-883992111571860857

[hollow tiger]

i mean theres Hualian and all the mountains in the middle part besides the cities

[spare anchor]

@gleaming vault my king is ready to get mated by your queen

[sharp carbon]

I have to wake up at 8

[whole eagle]

i only went to banqiao to visit my grandma for the first time

[leaden ruin]

my best brilliant ever im so proud

[gleaming vault]

it is a friendly tournament, not a big thing

[weary yew]

I wonder what would happen if 100 of the best chess players each played one move

[whole eagle]

W CHUCKHEAD

[sharp carbon]

Thats rhe same as mine but where is the fun i use london opening so i get countered

[gleaming vault]

nice

[weary yew]

ChatGPT playes rook c8 checkmate

[sharp carbon]

Where is the fun when u got pressure on fully

[leaden ruin]

he was winning

[spare anchor]

THE ROOOOOK

[gleaming vault]

😳

[unique cosmos]

"0.6" "winning"

[leaden ruin]

tecnecly

[gleaming vault]

luckyyy, wish could i have a breakfast before the games

[leaden ruin]

how bout now he was

[sharp carbon]

Any tips before tommorow tournament pls

[sharp carbon]

I wont even have break fast lol

[kindred crypt]

dont lose

[leaden ruin]

flipp its the same shi

[gleaming vault]

crazyyyyy

[leaden ruin]

NOW

[unique cosmos]

less than a pawns material btw

[gleaming vault]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk great great

[weary yew]

average chatgpt game:
rook E8 checkmate

[spare anchor]

How magnus treat queen : sack the queen 💀 or suck the queen

[leaden ruin]

Gracils or if youre here how much did you studdy to get to 1600

[spare anchor]

K

[unique cosmos]

alright vro thats enough

[leaden ruin]

gracels

[spare anchor]

Cute

[leaden ruin]

am i allowed to ping people

[hollow tiger]

good place anyway. pity that mainland doesnt think so.

[unique cosmos]

@unreal lagoon

[gleaming vault]

youuu

[leaden ruin]

poo

[normal trench]

aura

[sharp carbon]

Thats the only thing i would do tbh lol i would loose all of my
Gzmes i just had a loss streak

[leaden ruin]

do yall know a grandmaster that started over 10 playing chess and becomae grandmaster late?

[weary yew]

2 PEOPLE WHO ARE WORLD TEAM PLS HOP ON

[leaden ruin]

I love chess but i dont want it to distrupt my studdies

[weary yew]

WE NEED 67 WORLD TEAM PPL

[sharp carbon]

It wont distrupt ur studies?

[normal trench]

I thank god everyday for not understanding this meme

[sharp carbon]

Im just gonna looooose and looose and play like shi

[leaden ruin]

well im starting to think about chess before i go to sleep and i am gettign to much dopamine from it

[weary yew]

basically 67 funni number

[normal trench]

it's not funny

[leaden ruin]

and i cant sleep somtimes

[normal trench]

what's so funny about it

[weary yew]

and if any question can be answered with that number you answer it with 67

[fickle pebble]

why do 800's play like 2000's

[weary yew]

for example:
"How many children do you have in your basement"
"67"

[leaden ruin]

what

[normal trench]

bobby fischer spirits posseses them

[magic shard]

it's not a funny number let the meme die

[weary yew]

"how many oranges did you eat"
"67"

[normal trench]

that's so messed up dude, get out of here

[magic shard]

leave the server bro

[weary yew]

it's called a joke

[magic shard]

delete discord now

[naive flicker]

Who wanna play a couple of chess games
500-600

[weary yew]

nah

I don't feel like it

[fickle pebble]

me

[naive flicker]

DMs

[sharp carbon]

Thats W? Just got sleep now

[weary yew]

but conisdering most servers I join become femboy dating servers imma leave for y'alls safety

[normal trench]

you also need to know what a sense of humor is, something that you surely don't have, now, just like gotham uses to say "get out of here"

[fickle pebble]

ight

[magic shard]

this server already is one

no point in staying if that's your objective here

[leaden ruin]

well

hey guys im 15 and im turning 16 this year well my elo is 1135 can i still become gm?

has anyone become gm at my age

[surreal swan]

Yes but it will be harder

[leaden ruin]

what if i lucid dream training

if thats even posssible

[surreal swan]

Then you will make it faster

[whole eagle]

welcome to the server

[steady moon]

like very few

[leaden ruin]

GRACELS

BRO

Sh e left? 🙁

[leaden ruin]

aw

[steady moon]

you would need to have some crazy crazy talent

[hollow tiger]

actually im 17 1800 ish. fat chance i guess

[leaden ruin]

wdym talent

does talent take p lace in chess

[lofty estuary]

Chess com Ratings and over the board ratings vary.

[steady moon]

how fast you improve and stuff like that

[leaden ruin]

can you put this in footbal mesage

[whole eagle]

who are you talking about?

[leaden ruin]

what did you do to become 1600?? how long did you train or trian at all

[leaden ruin]

in football terms

[whole eagle]

practice? And experience?

[hollow tiger]

yes and no. online does say sth about how good you play. and frankly if there's sth like an "online buff" the person u play against also has that.

[whole eagle]

and it's 1700.. not 1600.

[molten fiber]

what am I watching at almost 2am 😭

[naive flicker]

Who wanna play a couple of chess games
500-600

[leaden ruin]

well i grew by 200 elo in one week is that avrage or talent

[steady moon]

its easy to improve at that elo range

[leaden ruin]

poop guess ill be stuck 🙁

[steady moon]

i went from 1000-1800 in like 3 months

[leaden ruin]

OH

how long did you studdy

[steady moon]

you can still get good though, idk about gm

[leaden ruin]

alrigth😭

[steady moon]

not much ngl

[hollow hedge]

If i gave yall this position white to move can you tell me who's winning 🤔

[leaden ruin]

queen to d 5

[hollow hedge]

Nope

[steady moon]

Qc4?

[leaden ruin]

then the horsey to g 6?

[steady moon]

then Ng6 smth

[zenith lily]

Can I get banned from chess.com for making the lgbtq flag since I live in America

[leaden ruin]

OH WAIT

[thorny night]

isnt this talls game

[leaden ruin]

I FORGOT ABOUT THE KNIGTH WHOA

[thorny night]

qc4 checkmate

[surreal swan]

White has forced checkmate

[hollow hedge]

Lol

[steady moon]

i think i solved it its a bishop checkmate at the end no?

[hollow hedge]

It's forced mate in 8 for white by sacrificing the house

[steady moon]

i might be slow

[hollow hedge]

Yups

Double bishop/pawn mate

[steady moon]

Qc4 bxc4 Bxc4 Kh8 Ng6 hxg6 Nh6 Rxf8 Rxf8 Rxh6 gxh6 Bb2??

might have messed up the notation

[normal trench]

saq the queen at c4

[hollow hedge]

Mhmm

[normal trench]

pawn takes

bishop takes, king moves to h8, knight checks king, pawn takes knight, you take the black pawn and the discovered checkmate

hold....

[hollow hedge]

No

[steady moon]

Nh6...

[normal trench]

yeah exactly

I'm tweaking

[steady moon]

then you sac on f8 take on h6 and checkmate with bishop

i think idek

[reef venture]

No

I can say that is wrong

[kindred crypt]

peasant

[hollow hedge]

Mhmm yup

[reef venture]

You think you gonna get a bishop checkmate

Do you know how rare that is

[hollow hedge]

It's a bishop mate

[naive flicker]

Who wanna play a couple of chess games
500-600

[hollow tiger]

ok so i just won a game and now i stand at 1808. but why am i still in the 1600-1799 channel

[reef venture]

Its a sign of despair and war

[naive flicker]

Who wanna play a couple of chess games
500-600
+vc 4 analytical improvement
(Preferable gender:female)

[hollow tiger]

bro's intentions are all in the last line

[fickle pebble]

fr bro 😭

[prime hedge]

white

[outer harness]

Fr

[naive flicker]

I’m trynna eat the pieces, then her after 😈

[hollow hedge]

Yups

[outer harness]

Just say you want to meet people

[prime hedge]

the queen sac works

[hollow hedge]

White mate in 8

[fickle pebble]

bro trynna capture the queen

[prime hedge]

qc4

[naive flicker]

Broski gets me fr 😈

[limpid viper]

@azure pivot is down to play

i played with her before

[modern saffron]

is playing 3 min puszle rush better or unlimited time

[hollow tiger]

is that why you named yourself after a criminal act

[magic shard]

what

[surreal swan]

Plah wjth 1 minute so it’s like bullet

[prime hedge]

I saw that, I have no idea how.

[bitter niche]

shreksdad

[surreal swan]

Have no idea of what

[prime hedge]

?

[hollow hedge]

Not really that hard tho

[bitter niche]

yo

[prime hedge]

I know, only sacs

[surreal swan]

It’s actually super hard

[modern saffron]

bullet has to be the most frustraing game mode 😭

[charred flax]

can anyone coach me im 1400 elo 🙏

[hollow hedge]

It's only mate in 8 not like i gave a forced mate in 100

[surreal swan]

It’s the BEST game mode for improvement gng✌️😝

[naive flicker]

Bro stop that’s my actual name 😭

[prime hedge]

at least your normal not like the last guy, that I did this too.

[surreal swan]

It feels like mate in 100 tho😔

[modern saffron]

lol i cant get past 1600 bullet i keep blundering

[hollow hedge]

It's not #_#

[prime hedge]

no

[naive flicker]

Aii coo, I dmed her

[outer harness]

I'm trying to learn the two bishops mate and i still don't understand it

[surreal swan]

Maybe that’s a sign to practise and learn more about bulket🥹✌️

[surreal swan]

Wanna play I can show

[naive flicker]

Just use Chessreps

[winged dock]

Anyone 2k+ wanna play

[hollow hedge]

Maybe your a little slow 🐌 😉 if you know what i mean :3

[prime hedge]

never used that thing…

[outer harness]

I can't play rn, I'm just using a real board to get it

[hollow tiger]

sry bro i thought you meant Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act. watched too much tv shows

[outer harness]

What's that?

[bitter niche]

you're* 🥱

[misty citrus]

didn't this used to be free

[bitter niche]

no

[surreal swan]

If you wanna lewen a nice way, lichess study section has the double bishop thinf it’s pretty inderstanding from that

[naive flicker]

Teaches u the entire opening, it has 19 lines right? If so Yh it’s on chess reps

[surreal swan]

Yeah

[prime hedge]

last guy did this to me

[misty citrus]

i swear it did 😭

[outer harness]

I'll try it

[naive flicker]

I just seen the bishop opening on there

[surreal swan]

He’s talking about the checkmate😭

[outer harness]

I mean the two bishops checkmate

[naive flicker]

😂😂bro u funny aslll

[outer harness]

Idk what u talking about

[modern saffron]

i been stuck here for a month 🥹

[prime hedge]

?

[naive flicker]

Oh, bruh gl w dat

[surreal swan]

You poor thing🥺💔

[modern saffron]

ive been stuck at 1600 bullet for a month

[naive flicker]

Been at 100 Elo for a year any advice?

[surreal swan]

There’s no advice at rock bottom💔

[wind bay]

Actually?

[outer harness]

Start playing

[prime hedge]

do rapid, I swear people could beat you by time man…

[prime hedge]

600

[naive flicker]

Nah u wrong for that 😭

[naive flicker]

Yuh

[misty citrus]

watch youtube speedruns

[outer harness]

Learn the basics, like how to develop pieces

[naive flicker]

Bro Su, this 13 yr old annoying ash he 1400 and said he 600