#💬〡chess-talk
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ok bye
bye 😔
21
i was like 10 when that meme was popular
U on iOS or android
where did all the time ago
arent u like 16
covid effect
iOS
Lmao
yeah
pretty sure my opponent is in an active warzone
i thought 21 😭
A what
thought it was popular in like 2015 times or smth 😭
Easy flagging vro
Okay u try waiting in the app again i will send now
Did u play icbm
Bayonet attack
i got my timelines wrong then
did the meme have a resurgence or something
he abandoned the game on move 6 after waiting for 5 minutes
Lol
it mightve been one of those things that had always been around but only memed years later
😈
Ok
u don't it's too op
Nc6
ive seen 2300s play g6 without defending e5
i have the same question 😭 i lose to e4 Qf3 every time
ok fine it was cap

Mfs just be lying
ki wanna run one unrated blitz game i wanna see how i do against stronger opps
That was a painfully long travel chat
I’m down
Where’d ya go
Europe
nice gng lemme send a challenge
For University
Touring a uni?
No. Studying here
I couldn't get into med in Australia I had to get in somewhere 
sent 🙏
not even somewhere like charles sturt or griffith?
Griffith only does post grad medicine
oh
Idk what Charles Sturt is
Australia has like atar 99.25 minimum for any undergrad med
💔
charles sturt is in nsw, vic, act and tas
We played bullet the other time though lol
ik a guy doing first year med in unsw rn
he got 99.4 atar
he's 2k fide and 2600 cc
how is this easy ahh puzzle 2500 lichess rating 😔
bxe5 bxe5 bxe4
yeah
new peak 
has to be something like that so just check all the variations
Ggs
gg
@azure pivot
finally a harder puzzle (im stumped, help)
check bxe4, nxe5 and bxe5 and see which one works
ye it was easy
Yeah I got 92 I wasn't getting in anywhere 
what is wrong with f3
It's losing
And it’s illegal
92 is a good atar tho
💀
not quite enough for med unfortunately 💔
Yeah that's why I got something outside
right i meant a3
But nowhere in Aus
nothing
Bro couldn’t get into unsw or usyd and was like there’s no options😭
Ka7
oh sht
92 atar isnt enough for any of their med schools
wait whats the difference
What’s “their”
those unis
with Ra4 he has time to sac the rook and the panws might be too powerful
Yeah that’s what I said
right
Unsw and usyd are tough but there are other options
i saw this 😭
The f students are inventors 🐺
Hsc?
all the chess players go to unsw for some reason
You want my high school?
Wait no your Queensland aren’t u
also you have Rf4 after Ka7
University of north South-west
No the hsc is the nsw high school star
what atar did u get?
Find the top school in Qld you'll get it
Lol
😬
Ouch
But the mark is irrelevant
can someone explain me that? and who play daily?
Because once you get in you can just transfer
True
Unsw hack
my school had like 20 something med students last year
i won't be part of the 20 from my cohort
How do you know
You might bomb your exams in a good way
Have u started ur hsc cbbc
won 5 games in a row so far, habits are working
now sohuld I stop before I tilt or go on
21 last year 16 from the year before
It's always a trap
not yet im in yr 10
our careers advisor shared this
If you have rating it means you played it
Prove them wrong
the important question is, is it a trap or is it a trap
Yes that's me
Nice
oh i thought u meant the stats
im not picking chem next yr so i can't do med lmao
idk why hes assuming you cheat when you have a low rating in the tc everyone cheats in
No trust
im doing ext 1 at least
Unless ur a wizard with maths
pretty much only a cheater if consistently playing like 90% accuracy right?
I did ext 1 and it ended up being my lowest contributing subject
Scaling isn’t as important as just placing well and getting a good score
i played one time when i was 700 and i give up... its boring
there are a lot of ext 2 maths guys from my school
Pdhpe was my highest scaling subject for example
Might be tough to get a good rank but if your good then go for it
they changed pdhpe to health and movement science
2800 in FIDE classical but 1500 in Duck chess???
Clearly cheater!!
idt ill survive in ext 2
Well the scaling is absurd
Did u play this guy or did he abort
but im doing physics so that's an equal death sentence
So even with a mid rank youll get a good score
ext 1 i can definitely manage, but ext 2 idk
Physics is a great subject
i never played against him before lol
Imma prsy you don’t get cooked😭✌️
Imo it’s actually the easiest of the three sciences
maybe his friends????
lol blud just randomly dm that’s crazy
Depends heavily on your level and the type of position
That the hsc offers
bio is the easiest imo
That’s crazy😭☠️
investigating sciences 
I didn’t take bio so that’s fair, my mates all said it was just a lot of homework
true. I think the most that people play at least sub 500 elo is like 70-80% if they have a good day
Physics>chemistry>bio in terms of difficulty imo
But the electromagnetism subtopic in the physics exam is usually a piece of cake
Transformers are free marks fr
theyre really trying their hardest to get people to pick investigating science but no one is falling for it
70-80 is a great game sub500
What even is that
You don't even need bio to get into a bio field they make you do a bio course to catch you up before you start such a thing
idek
So my friends who did physics and Chem still got into bio fields
Interesting
i know a lot of people doing phys and chem
Chemistry is lowkey the hardest
ik someone who wants to do med and is picking chem bio
That’s smart
I had at least one game where I played 78% just now!
let's freaking go.
y'all telling me I don't need to touch grass to become a bio student
Thats great
if i wanna do ext 2 i still have 1 more yr to decide
in yr 11 we only pick if we wanna do ext 1 and we pick again before yr 12 if we wanna do ext 2
Are you guys talking about gcse?
Yh I got no clue what that is💔
school gave me a permanent PTSD scar from all the bullying. will never do higher education now lol
I physically get a reaction even when I'm like remotely close to a school.
I even got bullied by the teachers.
We can all atleast agree physics is the hardest science
quantum physics, laughing in physics face.
bio in junior yrs is free
Laughin in its own face💔
quantum physics is like chess, except all the rules are broken.
it's dual faces existing in one time and the other face in another
What about topology?
W
phy and math r so ez
Yh buddy pack it in😭
This is not bait what’s going on🥀
from my school most people get one of six degrees in uni, med, law, actuary, comp sci, commerce/business and engineering
idk they seem to be stupid ig?
SAYORI MENTIONED ‼️‼️( also good morning back lol I need to stop sleeping late before I go crazy)
just checked my puzzles % rating. it's at 67% wow.
You still play chess vent? I've tried some games yesterday for the first time since 2023 and I gotta say I'm washed 
Are u in like a Sydney performance school or something your school sounds comp
i mean thinking math or phy r hard u gotta have an iq of an ant
Cranbook?
a selective school
as a person with dyscalculia, I'm screaming at this message right now internally.
Yeah that’s what my dumbass meant lmao
dms
coz aint no way people think math and phys r hard 😭 u gotta be like pure stupid
jokes on y'all, all math is hard for me because I'm r*tarded.
i dont even study and i topped 2nd in my major
only valid opinion
bme
What's the chess meta these days
London

they said the knight is getting a buff
biomedical eng. u stupid mf
Never trust the leaks
Nerfed by Magnus in patch 20.24
yes, heavily 30% biology
Shoukd have said the whole thing first then most Don’t know
It does consist mostly maths and physixs
Im an engineer, what do you want, guys
I mean literally I couldn't get past basic algebra, barely know arithmetics because I got panic at numbers and mixed up numbers and letters.
Math is hard ngl
But it doesn’t go too much like mathd or physics degree would
buddy, if u think math is hard or even phys. i think u lack normal brain functions
Nah dont remind me
The lessons are easy the exam is hell
istg yall r stupid
Everyone’s different gng but math is a hard subject frkm how everyone speaks of it, we all know you have studied
stop flexing Macguyver.
ummmm
u aren't wrong (literally me being autistic)
Sybau. Woman
Never in my 20yrs i opened a math book and i still aced the exam
@uneven nova
/j fkin nerd
Lmao nice one but you had revised at some point it’s obvious gng
yeah ok buddy just say ur jealous
Jealous of wha? Exactly
at least I know better music theory than all of u here
no i didnt i only study anatomy and physiology
How far did you get w maths in BME
integration was never hard 💔 not even derivatives or functions
Calc 4
Well yh orcourse it depends what level
Yh anyrhing up till cslc 3 ain’t too bad but it is to the vast majority
bark for me
Lesson 2+2 is 4 exam easiest question: 1 = cos2 (x) + sin2 (x) = (eix + e-ix )2 /4 + sin2 (x) = (e2ix + e-2ix )/4 + e2ln(sin(x)) + 1/2
its 4 but yeah ig it wasnt that deep as pure math major
Chat is this chess notation
i honeslty wanted quantum phys but my mom forced me to go bme
Yh but 4 is jist mostly differential equations etc which yh you can do at cslc 4 but there really isn’t imo
Why 300 for an hour 💔💔💔 how tall is it? 💔
Wdym tall vro
for me it wasnt deep so i cant disagree
oh
Wdym "oh"?
i like phys but ig im comf here i can play chess without worrying about grades
idk
how do you get the "world team" role ?*
Pistachio with almonds
if u bark for me
you gotta react to sum message thing
u remove le sel from the crêpe this is blasphème, and then you can demander for the role
You know ur cooked in math equation when there is no numbers 🥹
i wont do that
no role for u
don’t bark or you will be bullied by the mods
What about for me
idm if someone did it to me
wouf wouf
yo what's up guys?
good boy
Wild
good boy
i dunno any of you i wont bark the first time me meet
don't tempt me with a good time
Tf
I trusted you
be a femboy mods will glaze u
alleeez vas y ça te coute rien 😭
Guys who could teach me chess? I can win 9/10 of my bot games but suck at online
its J
vasy moi je vais pas faire ca
wouf 🥺
😭
Learn from Gotham
actually, i think i can do that
Crepe de la crepe
memorise billions of moves
Who's that
Learn najdorf vro
can confirm I am one
Ask Gotham
A youtuber
I didn't g00n to this
Cool
it's crème de la crème golmon 😭
get in the thigh highs shinji
i have a nice belt, its not huge tho
r/lies
congrats u now have mod immunity, u may test that out by saying the n word
I have a femboy friend
nice
Who could 1v1 me and tell me what i need to focus on?
Je ne sais pas mdr
iiiiiii really miss my wiggaaaaa
size doesn’t matter
Night
Gurl, you remind me of that wild gurl im talking on Instagram, stop 💔
Send your user imma add you
si si si si si tu fais juste exprès
i wanna try the belt on someone will u volunteer?
bruh lol
chess.com? armznd
fck no get the hell off me with your small belt
!eng
Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!
hell yeah.
Banned for speaking french
its not small 💔
Prove it
bruh you began
I bet u resign when u see the french defense.
be mommy's good boy then
Are you the we bare bears pfp? If so then I sent it
Stop spamming

logging in
I'm going to behave so I don't get banned. but....DON'T TEST ME
This group is wild chess
how can i get the "world team" role plzzz
Spongebob and patrick
oop, ight ig
Patrick and Spongebob***
First connect your chess com account in this server
@surreal swan https://www.chess.com/member/armzndmight
They both hot, ngl
Haram no jannah for u
wdym?
I sent a frend request
I actually got that sent in my dms
Alright
not even joking
Lol
I laughed real hard when I got it.
? what do u want
Wild things he wanna
What about hex?
i didnt agree to this
Unc just wanna be friend
Hot
Send me an inv of your chouce unrated @keen elm
Agree to it, he looks nice
2330
he wants to be my sugar daddy
Sent
hi
2400 lc
Bet
Bruh that’s more like sugar ancestor
i can be ur sugar mommy
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bruh is that the guy from kfc
@dense cliff
My bad I didn’t get it, csn you send again
go away you sickos 😭
Sure
Can you do hex?
you will get it for free with me
Vimun
Three hours for 70 bucks is not that bad actually
Lemme send it I wanna make it unrated so I don’t lose elo💔 @keen elm
Alright
Oh hell no get away from me salted butter crepe
can we honestly e-date
eating salted butter is a crime
@broken flower dont agree to this
flan is a cutie
Cap
@broken flowerdoakes
I prefer real touch vro
Everyone knows it tastes much better with pepper.
flan lemme adopt u
it is named "pancake" in engish
This guy 
that is a real chess daddy
Another one of them, damn
:3
i can coach, with special prizes along coaching
Vro hex everything that moves
ten bucks
bruh is the ultimate rizzer
Worth it
Hex markus vro
ok buddy
what does hex mean
Dm to show you
thats way tooooo old

slide in
Gen alpha slang💔
do not dm anyone on this

buddy you cannot match my immaculate aura
i had someone slide in my dm from this server, they were dirty
@keen elm I would first say to learn an opening for both blaxk and white and when you have lesrnt it it’s best if you get used to how important each of the pieces are and doing puzzles
i wanna be w u
imagine tryna adopt a sigma
Add another one to your counter
yes be my kid 💔
Some bot from this server slid into my dms
urm
imagine eating flan
Imagine hexing it
be a good boy
Tf
what is flan
whats a flan
u don't get it
a dessert
Bassboussa>>>
somethong you eat
Ayo???
that doesn't look like something i want to put in my mouth
it is made with eggs and milk and some other stuff
guys be careful doofus is watching
don’t put me in your mouth that’s disgusting
Im going to help my father with some work. I know you all gonna miss me 💔💔💔 see you later
Is it sweeter than the American counterparts
wat is the american flan ?
i already got banned for a day earlier i cant reply to that
bark for me 💔
cheeseburger
Crepe
5 kg سمنت ؟
just lost a game because i didnt know that a even a pinned rook can cut off my king from capturing the attacking queen... that's so stupid man
If you’re curious why American sweets are often not quite as good as European ones, it’s because we frequently use corn syrup as a sweetener instead of cane sugar.
i was ahead by +7
isnt american sweets just hershey and kit kats
Another Arabian, lol
men here r boring smh
Wsg gng
Send game pic
No im not 😂
why is a pinned piece still able to check
Oh yeah i forgot that, add juices with sugar too, man no wonder american are obese
magic
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my dream is to be pinned by two queens
damn im good
huh
between the UK and america which is fatter
Yo mama
Do they not have juice in Europe?
america but the uk has worse food culture
why do u need 2? im enough for u
now, wat should i do to get the role "world team" ?
Not that sweet though
in europe: breakfast omelet, lunch pasta, dinner soup
in us: breakfast cheeseburger, afterbreakfast cheeseburger, lunch cheeseburger, afterlunch cheeseburger, dinner double cheeseburger
Same but 3 queens
I mean honestly you’d think Americans would be slimmer given we have corn syrup while y’all in Europe eat sweets made with cane sugar
yknow what ur right
cheesburger all day long bruh
Learning new openings, are the Alekhine variations just knights?
😭
I'm swedish/korean so I have the best of both worlds when it comes to cuisine
americans hate walking i heard, they just drive everywhere and ride scooters in stores
What?
Scooters in stores is crazy
Though there are some huge stores in the USA that might warrant that
You horse around quite a bit yes
yes
Scooters are allowed in stores but not cameras?
Same tbh except i cycle lol
i got rid of that ugly red role
my lil good boy
That has more to do with how big the country is, and how impractical walking is in so many places as a primary means of transport. seriously y’all in Europe have countries small than half our states.
uwu
like nepo and dubov?
He has a point
Excusez moi?
USA is too big for public transport to become the norm
i prefer this
Tbh I can't even trust my own roomates
europe has countries smaller than half your states but you all stay within a 5km area even if its so big
IL A PAS OSÉ DIRE ÇA >:c
!eng
Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!
!eng
My roomates are literal MF
mf u talk in french too 😭
Guys, if someone has been playing for around a year, what's considered a good elo range for them
Man i read that wrong 💔
he speaks emoji in letter language
0 / -100
3000
1200
a year doesn't matter, depends how many hours you have put into it
800
How to become a mod?
I mean definitely true for more rural states, but idk if that’s entirely true for more population dense ones like NJ (the one I live in). When the whole country is engineered with car-based transport in mind though I suppose it’s more difficult to enact that kind of change on a more localized scale or something, idk.
hate everybody
Beg
Blud walking in the office and wants to be the CEO
Are you 18+
Which advise should i take?
bark for me
STOP!
absolutely love femboys
LMAO
Just beg for it and ull get it imma mod trust me
Nostradamus
MAKE ME MOD!!!!!
boy ur not cool
the easiest way to become mod is how the world works, pay them enough money
no bcz im not
U need to be atleast 1800
Done
Who is paying to be unpaid labour
That’s only easy if you’re rich
OF ?*
or me
Uhh
twitch mods
im bipolar u gotta deal with this
HELLO MARKUSSSSSSSSS
Hi sir
That colour role is sick
mods dont get paid
Can someone teach me how to become pro at chess im stuck at 500 elo
Learn najdorf
how much do u pay
Learn london
hire a 300$ hour chess coach
I know Italian as well as London but still
Watch “instructive chess” at youtube, play often and do puzzles
Ban
Markus ignored me 💔
@broken flower
I dont teach chess vro
if they paid you 300$ an hour you would
your username beo 💔💔
markus im 19 istg
Read it again
coach | 300$/hr
I only do yoga lessons
stretch me out
Bro ur almost 2000 elo, pls teach me(i beg)
coach OR 300$/hr
Teach me
if u pay, i might
Sorry my class is exclusively for 30+ years old female
Ill pay after I win a chess tournament
If you just learn 1 opening for each white and black, rarely hang your pieces, know basic tactics, learn chess principles, play 800 games, you can be 1000 elo
im 19
no.
🧢
Yeah see you in 11 years vro
Ruy lopez and najdorf
noooooooooo
Banned
rip crepe banned
Gg banned
Bro
Vro dig his own grave
bruh
Axe on his own foot
Cooked
discord doesnt joke
@floppa68
Teach him 💀
Already reported
real im 17
Hows' that Edit and game Guys
delete the message pretend it didnt happe ed
Like the tennis teacher in GTA v
Which?
that was a joke
they dont joke on age in discord
I see that you are a fellow consaurus
Fr ask @uneven turret
Nice try we caught u gng
i understand
.?
where's my lil boy
We caught you veo you are done for
I prefer +45 yr women
Diddy
shut up alte
you say low age the mods will make you disappear like epstein witnesses
I aint kink shaming vro
This is supposed to be #💬〡chess-talk
Welcome to the server
e4 e5 ke2
@finite rain
This is exactly what happens here
Wheres the edit u just added music
How can I choose teams?
what team you want
Ding or Gukesh?
lil bit of shakes like when i shake my bed
Gukesh
Racist
Lmao
almost 2026 btw
Sinophobic 💔
Im from india
U r a racism beo
im chinese, im reported you to ccp
Oh okay
Intermediate edit
Just put ur watermark on a downloaded video gng
Ive seen this edit like 10 times before
can you add more of his life when he lost his mind and stopped taking showers
I thought u were the one who hits
Frfr
It's mine
AYEE U CAME BACK
I'm reported💔
Nuh uh gng
Change the character a little bit I'm bored of bobby Fisher edits
IK
I'm always here just not always chatting ❤️
Make an edit of me then we'll speak
how old r u
Does anyone play on chess ultra or chess club vr?
I ain't saying that u made it
I made it and I can share the project it self if you want
No thanks
then SHUT UP and don't say I'm a Theif okay?
thief*
i was left on seen
The if
goofy ahh behavior
You're a theif?
yesssss YESSS
Theif 💔
I opened my dc and this is the first message I see
W lvl of ragebait
wanna Come in private?
ur sign to log off
Im a minor dude
Its about the server not the dc.
Mods ban him
Average day in cc discord
hey~
hi
Just added music and shakes
may i ask where r u from?
Can u play this Game they're mine at least I can play chess I didn't make more than 7 Edits till now I'm still a Beginner @tawdry eagle
dw I reported him to discord
❤️
Thanks ily
can someone post femboy levy to brighten this chat up
gey or what
that was so good ngl
what😭
xd
Sheesh im tilting
use AI
6 games down from peak argh
uh oh potato is here i have to hide i dont wanna get ban again
to make him anime girl
752 now.
who wants to play chess?
W
players, quite simple
I was 704 this morning. It's 6 PM and already gained 48 elo.
:)))
anyone dares?
skew it a little horizontally then make him say chicken jockey
Hikaru Harmon
Yes
would
I'll play tommorow now, I'm exhausted a little.
I'm 31 lmao
what's ur chess Elo
(more like I don't wanna lose my streak.)
would what
wait really?
Idk
play chess with
Damn unc
lol he is hot
Nothing else right?
Wrong reply shi
why yall so old 😭
Fr vro
I am 21
5897 add to it
Ok
Unc
Gg banned @glass timber
unc
WHAT
rip another one down
who got banned
yep I'm a 94 born gal!
94 borns are 31 now???
Another one down the drain 
unmarried student
@naive moat
aunt
Deleting it only makes it worse brodie
i mean i thought u were trolling but its ight
bruh august 9th here
ah nov one I see
No i meant to say that i thought 90s borns are still in their 20s
I got my 5th brillant move in my career
That's Charlie White's age
u a girl??? why they calling u an aunt
Im back. Miss me?
Whos charlie white
hes still there
do you skip maths classes?
no.
Yea but hes getting banned
No
what he do
I was asking the boys, woman, boys...miss me?
He said he was 7
Look! A distraction!
you from uk or something?
discriminations at its peak
lmao
I'll take it. and I'm transfemme!
@tawdry eagle aah okay
Why asking? Pookie
ahhhhhhhh slay
Hi new person. I wonder how long you will last
me, going for that gilf status.
I better not start a losing streak again
Wrong one...why asking? Pookie
yeah but he was targeting a specific group
i do not allow for this to happen
||londonstan||
What supposed to that mean
okay fine gosh.
This server drives people insane. Not many new people stay active
no but its a typical english thing
As someone who has only learnt ponziani and have been playing it for 6 months, what other openings are there for white.
✂️ :
reti
e4
You could say I'm already insane
I do play e4 followed by knight.
London
not good as an opening for white
Hmm. Is ponziani not good?
anyone have a qgd course?
yea beo im trynna ragebait 💔
How about the Games btw
as the Edits are "too bad"
@tawdry eagle
@finite rain
@ebon verge
as you guys answered the first part of the Question
i think its not coz u end up blundering somehow
Beo what
chess nerds do that? can't believe it
dont even try im not letting u hit
i mean if black knows how to play against it then he has at least 3 or more setups which give him a better game
I'm not Hitting lol
I didnt say they were bad just not impressive since all u did was add music and shakes but i cant do that so im not in a position to criticize your work. Forgive me for hurting ur feelings keep up the good work
Regards,
LemmeCook
no opening is bad its just sharp the player ends up missing a tactic
Buddy mad that he lost to me 0-2
?
😭
what
Lol
i think he was just flirting
thats why I don't like chess
okay np sorry for understanding u wrong just I wanted some pushing as I'm a Beginner at Editing
whenever someone gets mad at me in chess, it makes my whole week
Yeah LMFAO
Wrong reply 💔💔
devilish
What he gonna do anyways
if u lower rated i think u should go for the principles or some italian game
He agreed to the fair play which is be respectful
That means he also will get banned too right? LMFAO
jayden williams
can you rephrase the phrase?
Yeah
board chess irl
Chess.com better,
I got a dm request adn when I accepted it, they said i literally missed a move, but I still kept on winning the game lmfao
some openings become so sharp and white ends up missing a tactic giving the upper hand to black maybe he will somehow throw the game away
@ebon verge fine, I'll let you click train me gosh.
l*chess is so much better it's not even close just purely looking from chess-improvement side
Puzzles need premium, coach need premium, analysis need premium
click train?
exactly
lichess to analyze games, chess.com to play them
why is it better to play on cc
more players
how do you not know of click training smh
Lichess get money off ads, Chess.com get money off user's revenue and ads
sorryyyyyyyyyy
chess.com is basically the of girlfriend experience.
lichess doesnt have ads?
wdym lichess doesn't have ads lil vro
why would he do that exactly in poznani tho? I feel like some other far more popular openings like fried liver are sharper and more misplayed, in ponziani the positions are only sharp if black wishes to play sharply and it doesn't really happen at that level yet
its fine ❤️
bro what
but why is it more useful at analysing and how? chess.com you have to pay infact to analyse whilst in lichess you don't
bro what are u smoking its french
Magnus look too skibidi, checkmated
it does coz black just grabs the e4 pawn, after trading
Thats why lichess is better
magnesium calcium
lichess is france btw
I need for save this message for later omg
You got me
Thats a nice bullet game smh
BRO WT- IM SO DUMB
wdym after trading, what line do you mean by that?
lichess has better game explorer, better analysis board, and has studies, and is free
@ebon verge click training is basically training someone like with a clicker.
TILTING IN BLITZ
exd4 cxd4 nxe4
GOD DAMN IT ALL MY HARD EARNED RATING IS EVAPORATING
yes But you don't get the specifications which is sth more interesting and useful
also it's Easier while studying
much better UI
and more
yea that's what i am saying
How do you make gif like that
soooo i click u?
me, losing 2 games and winning 1 basically
@ebon verge sits
but I like playing on chess.com because of the board ( i just got used to it) and the minimum move time
magic
Wait
exd4 white cna play e5 tho no?
i accidentaly applied to my school chess club
wait like bounce?
when you share a game you get an option to make a gif like that on cc
you have basically the similar UI and if you can't do the harder part then you're never getting good at chess. Imagine like bobby fischer he didn't have so much ease while learning chess, neither did the top players today, its all hard work
what should i do now
yeah, but for beginners i think they should stick to e4 nf3 bc4 0-0
Cancel it
you cant
like bounce?
chess.com review with AI is for people who don't know how to analyze chess and brilliants and stuff to make you feel better
Then...play chess and learn how to play, easy
and the try out is in next monday
i only got like 400 elo
lock in then
Training is good btw
School chess is easy, you can beat anyone
i feel like scotch is far simpler to play without any theory and only principles tbh
almost everyone is 1k pluss man
Wtf a game of mine has 99.4% accuracy
were you the guy that I was arguing about how easy it is to learn grunfleld or was it soemone else
You have time to learn
thats fine too but ponz needs someone that thinks what to do next and 1000> just play fast and blunder
Yeah tilt is rough.
Try to take a break from chess to untilt and play again when you're ready. After all elo is just a number and if what they say about elo estimating your strength then you'll get your elo back in no time :3
what should i learn first
I tilting rn
GRUNFELD
Taking a break
Openings
Karma comes back to the potato
Easiest method: Grind bots firsts then real players
whats that haha
I mean not really, ponziani you just go c3 d4 control the centre, know the main trap and that's all tbh
fever dream
any video ?
grunfeld's position usualy ends up being complex
was it you..? 🥺
guys i just won back all my elo do i stop now
Oh and btw @plucky kelp I am planetarydragon I just changed my name LOL
Wdym 😭 by sit explain
have your rating returned?
it's easy to learn tho
Good. Happy to know you're taking care of your psychology after you realized you were tilting
Gamble
Youtube bro 💔
i dont remember
Easiest choice in my life
Oh lol. Didnt recognize you
torbith do /profile rq please
Bro you changed 😭😭🙏🙏
i mean yeah ofc understanding the moves but the plan can be complex sometimes in some lines i suppose
its basically click training like how you would train a dog
bro all i see is the gotham guy and i cant understand what he say
holy tilt 😭
im BRAVE its a 50 50 coin flip
so i just pat u? or torture u with ples?
wanna play?
I'm too bad for you tho
no
yes
Bro gave a speech 🫡 but yh not like I remember you u used to be chill guy i think
no
Another brilliant move ⛓️💥🐋👨🏿🦼🦑➗🏔️
yes yes
no no
Kiss already!
no
im cooked dawg
I mean....either works kekw
rip
@b2 chesscoach
omg im so confused i can only threaten with a good time tho