💬〡chess-talk

[ocean merlin]

Goat meat?

[formal relic]

Okay bud

[tepid relic]

its an opinion twin

not everyone likes kebabs

[ocean merlin]

No it's an objective fact

[tepid relic]

its just food

[ocean merlin]

great food*

[tepid relic]

yeah pizza is great

[ocean merlin]

But not better than kebab

[formal relic]

@fluid kite lmk when youre not playing anymore so I can send

[tepid relic]

kebab is only good if its pizza flavored

[ocean merlin]

Pineapple flavoured pizza

[formal relic]

trrruueeee

[paper stone]

That’s brilliant

[formal relic]

Pineapple is the worst fruit easily

[ocean merlin]

Mango is the best

[formal relic]

Apple and oranges solo

[ocean merlin]

No they don't

[formal relic]

Mid

[midnight dust]

is there any way to withdraw a draw offer

[tepid relic]

even thats better than kebab

[ocean merlin]

A nice sweet mango is the best fruit

[tepid relic]

apples are the best fruit

[ocean merlin]

No it isn't

[formal relic]

Who doesent like a nice big sour apple or grannysmith?

[tepid relic]

or pomegranate

[stiff knot]

(GASP) I can breathe!

[formal relic]

Big red apple

🍎 peeaaak

[ocean merlin]

Pomegranate is good but not on the same level

[tepid relic]

guys lemon is the best fruit

[ocean merlin]

Lemon is better than apples and oranges

[paper stone]

Pineapple pizza is a crime

[formal relic]

nooooooonono pomegranatesssss

[tepid relic]

lemon is a good snack

[ocean merlin]

Lemon with salt is so good

[tepid relic]

see this is why u like kebab so much

only weird people prefer kebab over pizza

[ocean merlin]

Why?

[ocean merlin]

Ur telling me lemon with salt isn't good?

[stiff knot]

Hey guys I joined 10 mins ago. Am I allowed to post gifs of chess.com games?

[formal relic]

Bro lemon is kinda too strong to be enjoyable, lemon themed/flavored snacks are good though

[tepid relic]

gang kebab is just a piece of dry flatbread with some lamb meat

[formal relic]

Lemon pie is good

[wind bay]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-blunder-chess-journey-gif-7103976028484277949

[ocean merlin]

Better than pizza

[formal relic]

Also dont feed a camel a lemon, bro can eat a cactus with thorns all over but can't handle the lemon 💀 💀

[stiff knot]

Ultra blunder...

[ocean merlin]

Also yall gotta try lemon with salt

[formal relic]

https://tenor.com/view/camel-camel-eats-lemon-camel-funny-camel-spits-hawk-tuah-gif-14304053814255306283

[tepid relic]

try kebab with sulfur

[ocean merlin]

Try pizza with pineapple

[formal relic]

Broooooo just eat Le Lemon 😭

Camels are insane

[stiff knot]

I am currently a 270-ish elo person
I peaked at 400
This is me making a 190 resign

[tepid relic]

try kebab without throwing up

[ocean merlin]

Already done

[tepid relic]

cap

[ocean merlin]

No

[tepid relic]

yes

[ocean merlin]

No

Yall gotta try lemon with salt though

Unreal experience

[tepid relic]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/799279690618896414/1142950822892810420/attachment-8.gif

[ocean merlin]

W

Same type of person to like lemon with salt

W person

[tepid relic]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/619219762206998550/1162560723940024350/your_actions.gif

[kindred crypt]

Wow i can speak again

7 day mute 💔

[random fractal]

erm this is not lichess server

[oblique dagger]

What did bro do 💀

[random fractal]

dude what the frick who muted you for 7 days? we the people shall revolt

[kindred crypt]

😢

[random fractal]

We, The People

[modest spear]

Amelia the killer

[random fractal]

Unite 🫡

[modest spear]

No

[formal relic]

Do you guys like the vegetables on kebab

[kindred crypt]

Send a video on India i didn't mean negatively and it got flagged for racism 💔

[oblique dagger]

💀

[formal relic]

Where can I get the femboy role?

[plucky kelp]

turn into a femboy
and then go to #info-vs-theworld

[oblique dagger]

Hai babe uwu

[modest spear]

What even made me think that was a good tactic???

[formal relic]

It doesent really accomplish much

[flint heath]

I hung a knight lmao

[formal relic]

Me

[modest spear]

It could but I missed Ne5

[flint heath]

And my 1970 rated opponent didn't take it

[modest spear]

So yea...

Aside from trapping my queen I did nothing

[wind bay]

Bro what

[simple slate]

is ts tuff

[modest spear]

I missed that my opponent could respond with Nxe5

Idk my previous match went so well with 80% accuracy

[oblique dagger]

Hai cutiee

[modest spear]

What happened 😞

[hexed oracle]

dawg wth my calves are literally pulsing

[wind bay]

😭

[flint heath]

Heyy bbg

How have you been dengy

[full cobalt]

The vision was there but that was probably the worst possible move in the position

[lapis vessel]

How does chess streaming work? Is it not cheating if chat feeds you moves?

[modest spear]

Unfortunately
It just trapped my queen
But ig everyone do blunders

[full cobalt]

We do

[full cobalt]

It is

[lapis vessel]

So they just have to ban people who give them moves I assume

[flint heath]

Nah

[plucky kelp]

finally getting some wins lol

[flint heath]

The chat is generally worse than the player

[modest spear]

Someone giving the moves could be using engines though

[snow briar]

Not if youre better than the chat

[ocean merlin]

Yo guys I really dislike me Economics teacher. Suggest some petty, but not rule breaking ways I can get back at this guy. I want to cause inconvenience to him

[oblique dagger]

Very gud wbu ;3

[alpine rivet]

Hello

[flint heath]

I qualified for state championship :3

[lapis vessel]

I mean yeah but like lets say a low elo player started streaming and somebody in chat says moves to do, what would that streamer have to do?

[indigo stream]

Guys , today i played the Grob opening and im winning

[snow briar]

Block them

[flint heath]

Yeah it's decent

[oblique dagger]

Holy pro

[flint heath]

Yayaya training camp starts from 24th

the club organising it is trashy

they hate me

[somber lark]

my 60 memorable draws 😭

april fools prank

[copper comet]

Number 10 Berlin endgame

[vernal mica]

admin

need to open my mic

idont have permission

[plucky kelp]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHVsNnZza2tvb2lkOXJyOWJ3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tI0a0QzIRmzDShP23b/giphy.gif

[simple slate]

i mean if all draws are like those kamsky vs anand draws sure

[indigo stream]

How am i supposed to win this now

[warped mango]

Yall is 1300 good?

[lapis vessel]

Are you in the middle of the game bruh

[indigo stream]

Its. 30 mins game

[lapis vessel]

Dawg you cant ask the internet for help that’s cheating 😭

[warped mango]

There aint no helping him

He is done
Cooked
Fried

[lapis vessel]

I’ve clutched worse

[indigo stream]

I used my sixth sense to win

Never understimate your opponent

[plucky kelp]

well i'd say this was a good winning streak

[indigo stream]

No harm in celebrating the small wins

[shut trout]

@tepid relic where are u from

[indigo stream]

He is vegeterian

[shut trout]

and his music taste seems really good i think

[indigo stream]

Ill eat the kebab all day everyday

[hybrid meteor]

Where american and turkish cultures meet

[indigo stream]

Inspiritional uplifting cinematic music

[indigo stream]

Tv

[shut trout]

kebab is really good bro

[indigo stream]

glad americans didnt copy kebab with something like bacon

[hybrid meteor]

It’s like completely different

[shut trout]

i love kebab lol

and what about you where are u from

[indigo stream]

Real man love kebab

[shut trout]

what is that flag

[hybrid meteor]

Tunisia

[shut trout]

i havent seen that

[indigo stream]

Right, you cant have good things with bacon

[shut trout]

oh I thought the crescent in the middle was something different

[hybrid meteor]

Its judt the turkish flag but with a circle where the colours are inverted

[shut trout]

i am from middle east i know sure lmao

[shut trout]

yes because of history

[indigo stream]

Turkey love us , we are the son of turkey

[prime rain]

what channel would i get help in? i'm in a chess game and i have no idea how to play lol

[shut trout]

i am from turkey but i cant say a good thing about us

lol

[lapis vessel]

Wait until after the chess game and then ask in here or #💬〡improvement-talk

[indigo stream]

You have a chat in game , you can ask your opponent

[shut trout]

but it can be illegal but if u want you can swnd here too

[shut trout]

thats way to win

[prime rain]

it's for a game, i'm playing against a bot

[shut trout]

okey send here

i am 100 i can help

[prime rain]

photos are restricted

can i send in dms?

[shut trout]

#💬〡improvement-talk okey send here

[indigo stream]

I wouldve had her in dms ngl

[shut trout]

whatever you want but channel is most suitable

[shut trout]

bro what do they(your countrie government or teachers idk sth else)teach you about us in education

[prime rain]

sent!

[indigo stream]

You turkish ?

[shut trout]

yeah

[indigo stream]

They say you are racist to arabs

[shut trout]

i dont see😭

[shut trout]

yes i hate that kind of people

[indigo stream]

You hate arabs ?

[shut trout]

you are right but i am not, i hate racists

[shut trout]

no sure

[hybrid meteor]

This game suckd

[turbid bolt]

anyone bughouse or bullet?
1900+

ik thats not anyone

[full cobalt]

classical

[indigo stream]

They say french occupied tunis because the bey sold tunisia to them

[turbid bolt]

no

[full cobalt]

yes

[turbid bolt]

nope

[indigo stream]

The turkish ruler of tunisia at that time

[shut trout]

its seeing that of some reasons

[plucky kelp]

White to play and win

[turbid bolt]

any 1900+ bullet/bughouse

[shut trout]

yes i know

What else did they teach?

[shut trout]

i am going to sleep bro sorry

[prime rain]

u don't see the dm i sent u?

[shut trout]

yes

[prime rain]

check ur spam

[kindred crypt]

Road To 2000 elo Day 545 elo 1718

[olive radish]

Would anyone like to play? My username is tcbedwardttv

[small jungle]

Ke4 vro

[hybrid meteor]

If u connect ur account you can send images here

[full cobalt]

imma hit 2k blitz today

this easy

[warped mango]

SOMEBODY PLAY ME PLEASE

POURIA??????????

[full cobalt]

rita dies

[warped mango]

No shi sherlock

I finished resurrection this is common knowledge

Pouria my cookie where have you been

@turbid bolt 😔

[forest spear]

who else would lowkey get head from skibidi toilet?

[turbid bolt]

1.Bd2# (Black misses b4 and resigns)

[hybrid meteor]

Wtf did i just join back into

[warped mango]

Somebody please play me

[forest spear]

would you though?

[blazing quest]

unc final boss

[turbid bolt]

da to khodet mordi ke

[full cobalt]

I hadn't blocked anyone in so long

[warped mango]

To mordi
Chi shod
1 mah gheybet zad

[warped mango]

Who did you block nowV

[full cobalt]

is he still active

[turbid bolt]

-_-

[full cobalt]

i forgor

[warped mango]

Somebody over 1500 play me

I wanna prove i deserve 1500+

[turbid bolt]

@full cobalt solve this

[warped mango]

I saw thison youtube this is ez

[plucky kelp]

yes

[cinder minnow]

😐

[warped mango]

The queen will be in zugswang after you restrict it or whatever
I

[turbid bolt]

Was my answer correct

[plucky kelp]

💀

[warped mango]

Pouria play me

[forest spear]

what if instead of being called ao oni he was called freaky oni and instead of chasing you around his mansion he chased you around his stripclub?

[turbid bolt]

1m/30s

[warped mango]

Bullet????

[turbid bolt]

yup

harif mitalab -_-

[full cobalt]

thats kinda hard ngl

[fleet dove]

I don't see a win here at all

[small jungle]

I tried calculating it but gave up

[somber lark]

same 😭

[fleet dove]

I think they're trolling

[warped mango]

You zugswang the queen and king and win
Ez

[somber lark]

we are washed 😔

[fleet dove]

this is also possible 🙁

the best I see is Bd2+ b4 Bxb4+ Kb5 Nd6+ Kb6 Bc5+

and idk what white has beyond that

[somber lark]

I stopped right there

king escapes

[fleet dove]

yea

[acoustic thunder]

[shut trout]

ahahaga

[full cobalt]

b4?

[pseudo garden]

Wait that's so sweet

[thorn cliff]

How hard is it to capture lightning in a bottle

I’m spilling rating (again) and it’s because I’m straight up playing awfully

I’d say I have the opposite online chess experience as most people

I rarely tilt and slowly dump rating, then occasionally I catch fire and gain 50-100 in a single day

Repeat

[acoustic thunder]

guys i need help
im playing chess from 5 months and i still 500 elo
any advice?

[shut trout]

lol

[sharp kelp]

chess ruined my life

[shut trout]

dont play again

[acoustic thunder]

lol

[full cobalt]

goffamchees

[shut trout]

its way to save your life

[snow briar]

Thinking before playing a move will bring you to 1000

[acoustic thunder]

thanks

[somber lark]

Which gotham

the new one is a scammer 💔

[full cobalt]

what

[acoustic thunder]

I don't really have a life

[somber lark]

the quality of his vids decreased 😭

[shut trout]

@cinder minnow i am talking about racists bro not arabs it was mistake☃️

[acoustic thunder]

i didn't understand

[full cobalt]

ngl I havent noticed

[somber lark]

does that mean im too unemployed

[shut trout]

play regularly and dont play for rating you should learn some openings

[shut trout]

he said you can watch gotham chess on youtube itsa channel that you can learn something about chess

[willow owl]

Hi aryan tari

[willow owl]

Hi maghsoodloo

[warm nacelle]

Witty alien is gone💔

[acoustic thunder]

thanks

[shut trout]

yeah i am sad for him

i will be witty alien and will destroy the carokannnn

[chilly grail]

need help?

[shut trout]

i love u bebeeee<33

[small jungle]

He'll be back

[fleet dove]

have you tried plaaying better

[shut trout]

i hope

[indigo stream]

So today i played the Ross gambit

[small jungle]

He said He'll come back in 3 months

[warm nacelle]

only if his health improves

[shut trout]

well i tried coca cola gambit

[small jungle]

Ye and that

[acoustic thunder]

he is talk to fast i cant understand what he say (im very bad at ing)

[indigo stream]

Was it good ?

[shut trout]

kind of psychology and money reasons

[shut trout]

no sprite better

[loud dome]

Nf3 g5 >>

[acoustic thunder]

yes
im playing chess from 5 months and i still 500

[indigo stream]

I may play Sprite Gambit one time

[warm nacelle]

Money probably won't be that much of a problem unlike his health

[shut trout]

and i will try rose too

[shut trout]

someone said health thats why i didnt say

[warm nacelle]

You know he's getting migranes?

[acoustic thunder]

did anyone have time to play?

[unreal steppe]

Sure

[chilly grail]

dude what ru doing w ur career lmao

i improved in 4 weeks

[shut trout]

i dont know mean of that word sorry

[unreal steppe]

not everyone improves at the same rate, don’t judge others for their performance

[snow briar]

He didnt ask bro

[warm nacelle]

Head hurting because health bad

[acoustic thunder]

i will send the match link in dm

[chilly grail]

i was kidding

[shut trout]

yes i know that

[full cobalt]

the recaps feel the same

[shut trout]

but he will come i think.(

[unreal steppe]

You may send it

I’ll be waiting

[robust marsh]

i hit 500 elo

[indigo stream]

Congrats

[warm nacelle]

did u use gambits

[robust marsh]

nah mostly offbeat openings

[chilly grail]

type shi

[indigo stream]

Heard of Ross gambit ?

[acoustic thunder]

done

[indigo stream]

Rate my opening

[lone totem]

Diddy blud gambit

[warm nacelle]

what about it

[robust marsh]

the white caro kann??

[indigo stream]

Its a part of the Réti opening

[robust marsh]

reti is my fav opening

[junior anchor]

Will he quit?

[chilly grail]

um why is ur kingside

[warm nacelle]

openings are really offbeat since all the 500-400 people are just playing random aah moves

[junior anchor]

They are not

[robust marsh]

no im the one playing offbeat openings

[indigo stream]

I can see why he left the match

[warm nacelle]

i just saw a guy play h4 in the sicilian defense

[indigo stream]

My kingside ?

[junior anchor]

Like most of them know how to play first 15 moves

[chilly grail]

its so open

[junior anchor]

Yess one guy played h1 in sicilian at 500 means everyone plays it

[warm nacelle]

You just wrecked your king shelter

[full cobalt]

blitz ez ngl

[robust marsh]

immortal pawn game

[indigo stream]

Youll never see a game like that in my other +300 games

[lone totem]

Where are the real chessmen

[robust marsh]

kings fienchetto vs the caro kann

[warm nacelle]

That report button be looking hella devious

[indigo stream]

Trust the process

[robust marsh]

i dont like kings fienchetto because you send massive pawn storms on my kingside

but its whatev

[junior anchor]

Mortal pawn game

[indigo stream]

I kept checking his queen like 6 times till

[chilly grail]

bro if u like fiancettos you should for sure look into the catalan against queen pawn

[modest spear]

checking his queen damn

[turbid bolt]

waiting for the correct answer

[lone totem]

Pov immortal from invincible

[warm nacelle]

Well it's 500 elo people have better stuff to do than keeping the king safe

[robust marsh]

i will check it out

THOUGHTS ON THE SCOTCH GAME?

i had a hard time playing against it

[chilly grail]

its only good low elo bc no one knows the scotch game

[robust marsh]

yeah i figured

[kindred crypt]

More a semi slav but ight

[junior anchor]

What pawn game is this

[hollow spoke]

Heya chat

[chilly grail]

great wall of china

[junior anchor]

I lost because i blundered a fork instead of double pawn

[robust marsh]

hello

[chilly grail]

bruh

[frail basin]

what do u mean "low elo"?

[turbid bolt]

Rh4, give black two options

[junior anchor]

I was so focused on pawns bro

[small jungle]

Why did vro close kingside💔

[junior anchor]

Or course one had a chance to promote

[junior anchor]

So that king doesn't escape

[chilly grail]

like low elo duh

[lone totem]

White is losing material here no

[frail basin]

like how much

[turbid bolt]

duh -_-

[lone totem]

Your pieces cant get in either bro

[chilly grail]

under 1000

[small jungle]

Doesn't matter if you can't actually attack it

[junior anchor]

Well i plan to make passed pawn

[viscid lotus]

is there a way to save your opening lines on chess.com

[lone totem]

@small jungle i destroyed dutz gambit today 🥶

[junior anchor]

I am up a pawn after all

[chilly grail]

yes! check analysis

[lone totem]

Use lichess studies

I stopped a 2093 from getting to 2100

[frail basin]

but- im actually playing scotch game as my main opening

[turbid bolt]

Anything under 1600 is low in my opinion

[chilly grail]

okay nice! if you really study a opening it could be used as a powertool

[small jungle]

I have a student for u

[junior anchor]

Damn ruy lopez is wild

[plucky kelp]

||Bd2+ b4 Bxb4+ Kb5 Nd6+ Kb6 Ba4+ Kxa4 Nc4+ Kb5 Kf4 c5 d5 f5 Kg5 f4 f3 ||

[frail basin]

i know like few lines, but doesnt really matter, openings r not that important

[small jungle]

If this is ruy lopez I'm the tooth fairy

[junior anchor]

It is

[small jungle]

What variation

[lone totem]

"Tell me the entire line, not first move" ahh moment

[junior anchor]

Computer science lessons were really useful

[small jungle]

Did u calculate that vro

[lone totem]

Deutz so easy to equalize

[small jungle]

Tell that to this guy vro

[lone totem]

Qe7 Be6 is enough fr

[turbid bolt]

That's not, mate, you scammed me -_-

[chilly grail]

openings are important if your playing openings like the scotch game

[junior anchor]

Spanish wing gambit

[small jungle]

Wtf is that

[frail basin]

quoting Hikaru, prob anything under 2200

[grizzled python]

Hello

[plucky kelp]

:3

[kindred crypt]

https://www.chess.com/play/arena/4454381

[junior anchor]

B4 after bc5

Kinda like evans gambit

[small jungle]

Very interesting

But why play that against classical defense

Just c3 d4

[dense umbra]

Your star is here, sorry for the delay, I was at a tournament in France.

[junior anchor]

I was bored

[dense umbra]

🥱I'm going to rest, good night

[frail basin]

idk, for now until i reach 2200 i will continue playing with the few opening lines i know

[turbid bolt]

( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

[chilly grail]

kk

[warm nacelle]

i ruy lopez the better white opening than the london system?

[patent patrol]

Both are theoretically solid but I think the ruy creates more dynamic positions

[chilly grail]

yes but it has a lot more variations

london system is very limited even tho played at the highest level

[small jungle]

Yes but much more complex

[dense umbra]

English opening 🥱

[junior anchor]

This move is the worst besides queen blunders

[dense umbra]

Checkmate in 8

[junior anchor]

Not if Rh6

[kindred crypt]

there is checkmate in 3

[dense umbra]

😂

[junior anchor]

Let's assume i am not that dumb😭

[turbid bolt]

thats not fun

[pseudo garden]

This isn't a Caro anymore tho

It's a Caro-esque system atp, cuz there is no e4

[turbid bolt]

I'd always rather a mate in 10 over a mate in 1

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Angelo Fernando (cosmicsacrifice)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2127 (peak)
Blitz: 2153 (2168 peak)
Bullet: 2147 (2174 peak)

[dense umbra]

Why are there suddenly more and more pawns... Intelligent

[junior anchor]

As if you don't miss them

[untold glacier]

Lichess might be goated

[junior anchor]

…

[warm nacelle]

wrong server bro

[junior anchor]

Chess players surprise me

[turbid bolt]

why

[unique cosmos]

cuz theyre silly

[frail basin]

sometimes they r tactical, thats why

[warm nacelle]

Depends witch ones

[junior anchor]

For what reason i would say lichess is goated on chess.com server

[untold glacier]

Which

[unique cosmos]

sandwhich

[kindred crypt]

@dense umbra where in Africa are you from.

[unique cosmos]

stalker

[kindred crypt]

Stalker 2

[warm nacelle]

The 500 elo warriors exchanging blows like it's a boxing match

[junior anchor]

If i really liked lichess more i would join their server and maybe hit 2000 for ego boost

[dense umbra]

Why are you asking me that?

[broken valley]

has anyone else had a similar issue where theyve played so much top down 2d internet chess that when they play on a board it's really hard to see the position and moves?

[kindred crypt]

Cuz im from South Africa

[dense umbra]

[unique cosmos]

yuh

[dense umbra]

Im from Egypt

[warm nacelle]

You have to buy the 800 dollar chess sets so you can see the pieces better

[junior anchor]

That's why i play with 3d themes

Sometimes fun

[unique cosmos]

3d themes pain me

[unique cosmos]

pay to win

[untold glacier]

Lichess is better for studying

[junior anchor]

Because they go bad without 3d board

[kindred crypt]

https://www.chess.com/play/arena/4454393

Join for fun

[pseudo garden]

@unique cosmos Zellinator

[junior anchor]

I don't play chess as an extra lesson for school💔

[kindred crypt]

30 sec

[warm nacelle]

i see magnus hitting the clash royale heheheha emote

[broken valley]

I bought an old chess set from the thrift store and move the pieces as the other side plays

[junior anchor]

I don't need to study it

[untold glacier]

What's your elo

[unique cosmos]

Elinator

[junior anchor]

1300

[chilly grail]

u suck

[warm nacelle]

Chess.com hint engine is questionable

[junior anchor]

Reasonable

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> nguyenevan123

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1358 (1602 peak)
Blitz: 742 (1413 peak)
Bullet: 841 (1233 peak)

[pseudo garden]

Meownado

[kindred crypt]

https://www.chess.com/play/arena/4454393

[chilly grail]

i fell off bro 💔

[unique cosmos]

holy tilt in blitz

[broken valley]

Also Bahaha

[junior anchor]

Well i am higher rated than you in blitz

[untold glacier]

Of course you pay for chess

[chilly grail]

i was joking

i’m 1300 too

[unique cosmos]

could be free subscription

[warm nacelle]

where do i set my elo

[junior anchor]

I am 900 blitz🥶

[chilly grail]

dawg its jst the gold membership

[unique cosmos]

im 1800

[frail basin]

everyone sucked once

[pseudo garden]

[chilly grail]

its not free i paid

[warm nacelle]

You can escape the tripple digits hell i believe in you

[oblique dagger]

Good car

[chilly grail]

i was joking?

[junior anchor]

I wil

[warm nacelle]

everything above 17 is too high

[pseudo garden]

Zellinator I'm an adult now which is very scary

[unique cosmos]

probably worse nowadays cuz i havent played ranked in like over a year

[elder void]

yo

[kindred crypt]

wbu 67

[unique cosmos]

I just got off my shift and same

[broken valley]

I'm not sure how chesscom elo works so im going to assume 380 puts me in top 500

[chilly grail]

how is he talkong while locked out

[untold glacier]

I pirate too much plus there's a better option

[pseudo garden]

Nice, what do you do

[junior anchor]

Hi

How you doing

[frail basin]

i did not

[unique cosmos]

leaving and rejoining, the roles take a second to load in the criteria and all

[chilly grail]

ohh kk

[unique cosmos]

Working as maintainence crew at McDonald's

[kindred crypt]

https://www.chess.com/play/arena/4454393

[pseudo garden]

Well, who knows, that super long hiatus may have even aided you, but there's only one way to find out I suppose 🤷‍♀️ 😌

[chilly grail]

im pusshing for 1400 elo

[pseudo garden]

Neat-o

[chilly grail]

bc i studied this unique opening that beats everyone

[pseudo garden]

Reelin'

[unique cosmos]

not possible ive closed all my cc accounts

[junior anchor]

Same

Opponents aren't strong i am just bad

[unique cosmos]

thats how it always is

[chilly grail]

oppenents are horrible dw

[pseudo garden]

L*chess:

[unique cosmos]

i only consider titled players good

[warm nacelle]

is 80% accuracy good as a 500 elo?

[unique cosmos]

i play bullet on lichess from time to time, i got to 2100 there

[chilly grail]

ur gonna consider me good in 1 year then 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[pseudo garden]

That's my goal, one day hopefully

[pseudo garden]

🔥

[unique cosmos]

id rather pay taxes than grind chess til becoming titled

[junior anchor]

I even have this individual😭

[pseudo garden]

How about we do both

[unique cosmos]

people need to learn the modern scandi

[unique cosmos]

NO I REFUSE TO PAY TAXES RAHHH

[junior anchor]

(french)

[silk gorge]

@junior anchor hi cutie

[junior anchor]

Hi papa

[unique cosmos]

why has black brought their queen out like such if thats the french

[pseudo garden]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-zoning-out-cat-stare-black-cat-black-cat-tiktok-stare-gif-6568742496074847242

[frail basin]

-he said from a prison-

[small jungle]

Why is your c pawn missing

[junior anchor]

Oh wait wrong one you didn't adopt me yet

[unique cosmos]

no tax paying in prison

[silk gorge]

Connect @frail basin ur account

[junior anchor]

Steiner variation

[warm nacelle]

bye bye to your castling rights aah

[pseudo garden]

Yes we are all law-abiding citizens, yes we are autistic

[frail basin]

what does that mean

[silk gorge]

Use /connect

[junior anchor]

That gif

[pseudo garden]

No, we don't cut the waiting line

[silk gorge]

There's no we

[unique cosmos]

do i see colle system in someones username ❤️‍🩹👅

ily whoever u are

[chilly grail]

disgustting

[novel sundial]

Top 5 openings for white.

1. London system.
2. Colle system.
3. Torre Attack.
4. Trompowski attack.
5. Zuketort opening

[chilly grail]

dc what anyone says

[unique cosmos]

colle got me to 1900 rapid cc

[chilly grail]

yo this is glaze

[pseudo garden]

Vienna:

[frail basin]

done... maybe?

[unique cosmos]

"zuketort opening" 😭

[junior anchor]

I just play e5 against d4 now what

[broken valley]

I only play the scotch game

[pseudo garden]

YES I'VE BEEN PLAYING THE VIENNA FOR THREE YEARS, DEAL WITH IT

[unique cosmos]

blehhhh i refuse to learn theory all i know is the colle set up and won games with that

[warm nacelle]

London system?

[junior anchor]

London players have 10% chance to premove Bf4

[novel sundial]

Well then I proceed to automatically win because the England Gambit is absolutely trash and +1.1 for white

[unkempt tartan]

The Italian isnt good?

[unique cosmos]

stockholm variation and youre cooked

[unkempt tartan]

The Italian isnt good?

[small jungle]

Play grunfeld vro

[chilly grail]

rage bait

[frail basin]

it obv is good

[junior anchor]

Lazyyy

[unkempt tartan]

Good

[junior anchor]

I just play whatever propaganda i was put into

[pseudo garden]

90% of Caro players fall for a certain trap in the Accelerated Panov in 2000 blitz and I'm not even jokinh

[novel sundial]

Italians very good

[chilly grail]

who wanna play

[broken valley]

I play the first 4 moves of an opening, forget it and then wait for them to blunder

[unique cosmos]

let me put you onto the modern scandi

[junior anchor]

And englund still works at my level

[pseudo garden]

I've had close to 30 games within the last 30 days that all ended in the exact same trap

[small jungle]

Accelerated panov is so ahh tho

[junior anchor]

Nuh

I play e5

[unique cosmos]

the modern scandi gambit is genuinely peak

[silk gorge]

@pseudo garden you're gay right?

[frail basin]

im 2k blitz and all i understood is "caro"

[junior anchor]

I play e5

[pseudo garden]

The funny thing is, you don't even have to do anything as white, black literally just gives up the advantage on their own

[warm nacelle]

I need some relatively simple white openings outside of the london system is the england gambit good??

[junior anchor]

Spanish

[pseudo garden]

SHADDAP

[unique cosmos]

especially at 1400 range, modern scandi just annihilates

[novel sundial]

Terrible logic. Even at very low levels you should be playing sound openings to set yourself up for success when players grow brain cells as you move up the rating.

[chilly grail]

ik a really good opening for white that no one plays but i gotta gatekeep it

[small jungle]

It's the truth vro

[pseudo garden]

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-kratos-lurking-god-of-war-god-of-war3-gow-gif-27065629

[kindred crypt]

what's your bullet on chess.com for comparison?

[pseudo garden]

What about it..

[silk gorge]

Wut?

[junior anchor]

Well they do

[warm nacelle]

isn't it complex

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/not-a-sigma-sorry-you-are-not-a-sigma-sorry-you're-not-a-sigma-you-aren't-a-sigma-you-are-not-sigma-gif-337838532227751572

[pseudo garden]

Zoey!
Why did folks say you were locked out ;-;

[junior anchor]

It's not

[unique cosmos]

my peak bullet on cc i believe was 1980? its been like a year so i dont exactly remember but i probably could've grinded to 2k

[frail basin]

how do i know my account is connected to ds?

[silk gorge]

Aren't you gay or i'm i tweaking @pseudo garden

[chilly grail]

it very much is

[novel sundial]

My peak bullet is like 1801 but bullet isn't even real

[silk gorge]

It is because you're not pink...eww i hate light pink... Submembers color

[small jungle]

Youre connected

[junior anchor]

It's either Nf6 a6 or Bc5

[chilly grail]

dude thats not the point

[small jungle]

or f5

[frail basin]

😮

[junior anchor]

Other variations are so rare you can improvise

[pseudo garden]

Sure I am, but why do you ask?

[small jungle]

g6 is a move too

[junior anchor]

I have counter

[small jungle]

d6 is quite popular at lower elo

[chilly grail]

thats the opening yeah but u dont know the ideas to every opening

[junior anchor]

It's so rare only my friend plays it against me

[small jungle]

Nd7

[unique cosmos]

bleh

[pseudo garden]

Do /profile

[junior anchor]

I know the ideas

[silk gorge]

Nothing, you changed wallpaper right?

[junior anchor]

It's c3 d4

[pseudo garden]

Hm? Where

[small jungle]

The idea is winning

[junior anchor]

Piece move

[silk gorge]

Here?

[pseudo garden]

Maybe

[junior anchor]

Castle and redirecting bishop

[unique cosmos]

lowkey the English is a fun opening

not when i have to play against it though

[junior anchor]

That's why the best move against English is c5

[frail basin]

I'll do it once I get decent stats

[silk gorge]

@unique cosmos can i see that dawg?

[unique cosmos]

i always play c6 against it

[junior anchor]

Easy

[junior anchor]

I just copy my opponents if they play bird or English

[pseudo garden]

Awww

[silk gorge]

Is he angry or scared

[pseudo garden]

Regret

[unique cosmos]

he's dumb

[silk gorge]

No u

[novel sundial]

Real top 5 openings for white.

1. Italian.
2. Spanish.
3. Queens gambit.
4. London( Ding liren won a world championship with it.)
5. Kings Indian attack

[pseudo garden]

0. Vienna
1. Almost Vienna

[silk gorge]

You're an outstanding photographer @unique cosmos

[random fractal]

bruv the italian is not number 1

[junior anchor]

Italian is not that good

[unique cosmos]

so which ai did you ask

[kindred crypt]

[random fractal]

L ragebait

[novel sundial]

Let me guess. Gotham chess watcher.

[junior anchor]

Delayed king's gambit

[unique cosmos]

great explanation

[small jungle]

Gothamchess propaganda

[kindred crypt]

actually the reason i got policed. but lets not talk about it here

[unique cosmos]

i learned about the colle system from gotham 🤫

[junior anchor]

Spanish is good❤️

[novel sundial]

For those saying Spanish is better than Italian. It used to me that way. But recently at top levels people have been playing more Italians because it avoids Spanish line and Spanish typically just draws automatically

[unique cosmos]

I'm very confused but okay

[small jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1323751989896544269/1360984389722570772/caption.gif

[small jungle]

Berlin is drawish ye

[pseudo garden]

Haven't watched the guy in months

[unique cosmos]

good for pros≠good for lesser subhuman chess.com discord users

[full cobalt]

ok blitz was easy until mfs start playing some weird lines

[junior anchor]

Spanish forever ayayay

[kindred crypt]

1. london
2. london
3. london
4. london
5. london

[unique cosmos]

spanish theory is such a bore

[frail basin]

most boring openings list:

[junior anchor]

Wait so you read theory?

[unique cosmos]

learn these 50 lines and you'll have a +0.30 advantage! 😛✌️

[novel sundial]

Agreed but let's not say this around the normies

[small jungle]

Worth it vro

[junior anchor]

It is worth it

[kindred crypt]

london defense is the brother of caro kann and it's twin saragossa. as well as slav's cousin.

[kindred crypt]

they dont understand the significance

[vocal vortex]

Who can help me I’m new to chess

[unique cosmos]

someone tried getting me to learn some Spanish, i have a couple lines in my memory still and i have never played them a single time in an actual game

[small jungle]

Try najdorf vro

[unique cosmos]

no i prefer my niche modern scandi lines

[junior anchor]

Not all chess players have balls😔

[unique cosmos]

[kindred crypt]

dont be mad that you cant see the way

london is life

[unique cosmos]

theres women chess players?

[oblique dagger]

Insane gambit ?

[silk gorge]

To be more precise it's to avoid the Berlin, and it's not that recent

[junior anchor]

Nuh uh

[small jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1323751989896544269/1360984389722570772/caption.gif

[unique cosmos]

i feel like ive seen this exact sequence before on tiktok random chess edits

[sudden roost]

no theres no women chess players

[novel sundial]

Only Judit

[frail basin]

sometimes life is boring

[unique cosmos]

It was a joke my pookie

[novel sundial]

Obviously mine was as I I literally wrote there is one female chess player and there are millions

If not trillions

[unique cosmos]

no only judit

[junior anchor]

They do have

[unique cosmos]

chess on mars is going crazy

[novel sundial]

More women overwatch Mercy mains though than women chess players

[unique cosmos]

Theres a queen in every chess game 🌹❤️‍🩹

[oblique dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1408512728795971625/image0.gif

[junior anchor]

And you can promote 8 more💖

[novel sundial]

Checkers> Chess because you promote into a king not a queen

[unique cosmos]

unless its irl 💔

[unique ledge]

why is this so true chat

[junior anchor]

Go is better

[unique cosmos]

even joshua block?

[kindred crypt]

anyone had this before?

[sudden roost]

flip the other pieces

[unique ledge]

everyone named Joshua is chill as hell

[sudden roost]

i want this

[unique ledge]

who?

[novel sundial]

Go isn't actually chess like. Now shogi on the other hand 👌

[junior anchor]

No because i opposite castke here

[unique cosmos]

balancing a pawn is gonna be fun

[novel sundial]

I love promoting my rook into a silver general

[sudden roost]

try a bishop

[junior anchor]

Did i say anything about go being similar to chess

Go is simply better

On other hand shogi

[novel sundial]

Than why was it brought up in chess talk duck?

[unique ledge]

is the board edible?

[unique cosmos]

every board is edible if you want it to be

[oblique dagger]

School is so fun

[junior anchor]

Shogi is not played at chessboard and checkers are only at one color with same type pieces

[novel sundial]

Shogi is so much harder than chess it isn't even funny. For reference I'm a 1750 in chess and have been losing to like 300s on lishogi lol

[kindred crypt]

i'm hungry now.

[novel sundial]

Shogi is based off of chess

[oblique dagger]

Eat.

[unique cosmos]

hi hungry now

[junior anchor]

Yeah and uno is based off of cards

[graceful karma]

Dont play chess

[unique cosmos]

Uno is a high skill game

[graceful karma]

Its bad to health

[oblique dagger]

Bro is 2000

[junior anchor]

Makes sense i didn't lose in it since 2024

[novel sundial]

Notice how in shogi there is a Knight piece. A rook piece. A king piece. A bishop piece. A pawn piece. And the goal is to checkmate the king? Notice how in Go you play with little marbels and it has no similarities to chess?@junior anchor

[unique cosmos]

🥱 bot lobbies

[graceful karma]

Uno is like clash royale, 69% luck 30% skill 1% fun

[unique cosmos]

except clash royale is 100% credit card

[graceful karma]

Ikr? Im not even good and i hate chess

[graceful karma]

Fr

[junior anchor]

Notice how shogi has 5 pieces mentioned by you while clash royale has 200 cards

[oblique dagger]

Bro is better than 10billions humans

[junior anchor]

Not that makes a difference

[novel sundial]

Fair. But have you tried plants for zombies

[graceful karma]

I still hang my pieces

[junior anchor]

Which one?

First part has 50 plants no more

[novel sundial]

First one of course. Although I did play 2 for a while but they ruined it too many new plants

[junior anchor]

Skill issue

[oblique dagger]

Fake

[frail basin]

CR pre-evolution was 70% skill, 30% luck :/

[oblique dagger]

U cant hang piece above 1800

[graceful karma]

Do u have above 1800?

[junior anchor]

Always when developers don't make updates it's bad when too much new content it's bad too🙄

[novel sundial]

I've seen levy hang his queen before

[torpid pewter]

yo i have a question is it possible to report a person who was insulting me and get them ban somewhere on this server or no?

[plucky delta]

i'd rather have no updates than a bad update

[frail basin]

I confirm. You always blunder at least 2

[junior anchor]

You can hang mates above 1800

[graceful karma]

Sorry bro, 2000 is not that good, i thought 2000 are very pro, but they arent

[novel sundial]

2000 is only good compared to 1999

[graceful karma]

Im 2100 blitz im bad as hell

[kindred crypt]

hi chat

[novel sundial]

Good is always relative in chess. 1000 is good to a 800. 1200 to the 1000. 1500 to the 1200. 1700 to the 1500. 2000 to the 1700. Lela to the 2700

[graceful karma]

If was me i take the free pawn

[frail basin]

most average 2k elo chess game

[junior anchor]

Yeah he is 2100 now

That game doesn't make unadoption easier

[graceful karma]

Ur right 2000 is good but just against friends or randoms

[novel sundial]

This comment completely ignores my entire last comments point

Hikaru has called 2300s beginners

[graceful karma]

Well

[frail basin]

and not even always

[junior anchor]

Ok hikaru never jokes and we are all 2700s

[graceful karma]

Well if 2000 fide, they are pro fr, but 2000 cc is just... decent

[frail basin]

He said he doesn't take anyone seriously unless they have at least 2300... something like that

[oblique dagger]

Yes uwu

[oblique dagger]

Bro learn phylosophy after 2000

[uneven plover]

2000s are intermediates imo, at least online

[frail basin]

I think that to be considered a pro, someone should at least be able to make a living from chess.

[spring canopy]

I have a question I’m around the 1000 elo mark and I’m trying to improve as fast as possible. I tried studying the endgame? What else should I try to improve on to get better?

[frail basin]

million of puzzles

[oblique dagger]

Puzzlez

[dull moat]

How to you guys respond to an early game Qa4 move, which positions it to check the unmoved king? I instinctively move pawn c2 to c3, but the queen just moves horintally and continues to check. I've yet to devise a good defense against this strategy that doesn't shred half my board

[spring canopy]

Alright thank’s

[graceful karma]

I mean 2000 cc can do very good games but is not like we know a lot, i dont even k ow theory of the opening i play every game 🤣

[frail basin]

i dont even know a single move against 1c4, 1Nf3 etc

[grave sapphire]

Im 2k and my insights said I know like 4 moves of theory per game

[frail basin]

same, with few exceptions

[zenith lily]

Imo (taking a guess to this) don't take pawns if they can't move and you don't have an immediate plan

[oblique dagger]

Openings are useless bruh

[junior anchor]

I am not the one playing

[uneven turret]

sup chat

[zenith lily]

In general

[graceful karma]

Useless for us, at good lvls makes a lot of diference

[junior anchor]

Openings are useless ig

[small jungle]

[zenith lily]

How is this checkmate? Qxh4

[novel sundial]

Teleporting queen

[graceful karma]

I saw people who say 1200 is advanced people 🥀🥀

[junior anchor]

Yeah my bishop is hanging too

[zenith lily]

They're not 1200 it's ok

[small jungle]

You can get a fide title if you're 1200 online

[graceful karma]

Close

[small jungle]

Well arena title

But a title nonetheless

[junior anchor]

And it will be 1500 fide

[graceful karma]

Yeah... no one really want it

[junior anchor]

Cap

[small jungle]

ACM is 1100 online vro

[graceful karma]

Then in AGM

[novel sundial]

200-700 noob. 800-1200 Novice. 1300-1600 intermediate. 1700 -1900 advanced. 2000-2199 Expert. 2200+ master

[junior anchor]

Playing otb can be fun

[small jungle]

Getting arena titles is actually difficult

U gotta wait 5 hours for one match

[junior anchor]

What's acm

[zenith lily]

If I could post images I'd post the brilliant I had for community discussion

[small jungle]

Arena candidate master

[junior anchor]

I don't use made up titles

[warm harbor]

was he talking otb or online

[frail basin]

online

[junior anchor]

Blunder master is more real than this

[balmy python]

all the titles are made up 😂

[warm harbor]

its as real was women titles so take that as you will

[warm harbor]

glad to hear hikaru takes me seriously then

[oblique dagger]

UwU

[frail basin]

it does only mean he will think a bit more than a second prob

[warm harbor]

yeah, he obviously doesnt see me as an equal

[novel sundial]

I wanna transition for a day to get women's candidate master than transition back

[warm harbor]

maybe he wont sac the queen against me

[warm harbor]

lowk a free title

i wonder if you lose the title when u transition back

[balmy python]

if you become a man they take your women titles away

[novel sundial]

I legit also wonder this

[junior anchor]

Bm is real after all

[graceful karma]

I wanna match against every fide title for no reason but its hard to find fide titles who actually wants to play with u

[balmy python]

yes fide specifies this

[graceful karma]

Guys now u can play chess on Duolingo

[chilly grail]

i played against an fm who was willing toplay

and im playing a WCM rn

[subtle thicket]

💔

[graceful karma]

No WCM wants to play with me

[chilly grail]

the huzz is scared of u

[graceful karma]

Fr

[chilly grail]

jk i jst challenge random titled players to unrated dailies until i get someone

[graceful karma]

Damn

[indigo stream]

My reaction to king's pawn opening

[bitter niche]

What is the best move? (Calculate the entire sequence)

[novel sundial]

I legit when I'm trolling just open with the h and a pawns like that

Like if I'm white 1 h3 then 1 a3

[modest spear]

Is Magnus #1 chess player because he's magma

[indigo stream]

Its better when you win while trolling

It was tactical tho , pre defensing my horse from a bishop pin

[modest spear]

My opponent blundered a queen so I took advantage of that and murdered him

[somber forge]

hi

[modest spear]

Hai

[random fractal]

😭

[indigo stream]

My opp blundered his pawn so murdered him

[modest spear]

YOU STOLE MY JOKE

[leaden star]

lol

[indigo stream]

I just used the template

[leaden star]

lf someone to play rapid against any rating dm me

[modest spear]

Sneezes at you

[novel sundial]

Imagine playing chess

[modest spear]

Imagine existing

[novel sundial]

I couldn't

Since I don't exist

[modest spear]

I know

[novel sundial]

That's looks very chess related

[warm nacelle]

dinosaur gambit

[novel sundial]

Anybody else play the Mexican defence

[subtle thicket]

Yeah it’s called ICE gambit

[novel sundial]

Lol Mexican is a real opening

[warm nacelle]

So is the jewish gambit

[ocean merlin]

No comprende

[novel sundial]

Lol what's that one

[warm nacelle]

it's been gatekepts a secret after the gaza system got leaked

[leaden star]

https://tenor.com/view/fadding-baby-cry-gif-13060743193639102619

[novel sundial]

The illuminati attack

[subtle thicket]

I don’t think this is the dinosaur gambit I want to be in

[wary crater]

Bh7+, if Kh8 Bd5+ Ng7 Bxg7 Kxg7 Qg6+ Qg8# and if Kg7 after Bh7+ then just Qg6+ Kh8 Bd5+ Ng7 Qxh7#

[warm nacelle]

Epistine offense

[warm nacelle]

500 elo players after hanging all the piece

[novel sundial]

I wonder if Epstein played chess

[leaden star]

https://tenor.com/view/standing-thomas-shelby-peaky-blinders-gif-27268060

[bitter niche]

qg8? lol

[novel sundial]

Epstein played the Carro kann fantasy variation

Alright let me stop before my ban comes

[modest spear]

You should stop after it

[wary crater]

???

[leaden star]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/795649574496239666/1417986376342966332/2wotrucks_0_20250912_162055.gif

[novel sundial]

Yalls humor just isn't evolved enough to get that reference

[warm nacelle]

Epistein faked his sacrfice and saved diddy

[novel sundial]

Damn just for Diddy? Not worth it

[warm nacelle]

Ofc diddy was playing on the queen side

[safe folio]

Funny how there’s 7-8 mods online

[leaden star]

lol

[bitter niche]

this aint no checkmate

[subtle thicket]

We not scare of them lil bro

[novel sundial]

I've been in this discord for like 5 years they ain't banning me anytime soon

[subtle thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-gif-23911417

[safe folio]

“Lil bro”

💀 💀 💀

[chilly grail]

we arent scared of them lil jit

[safe folio]

“Lil jit”

[modest spear]

Ragebaiting triceratops

[subtle thicket]

I’d call you something but I’d get in trouble.

[modest spear]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1411529493826244628/image-removebg-preview_-_2022-10-21T232243.790.gif

[chilly grail]

i'd call you something buh heh your not worth my time

[subtle thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/hug-bros-bro-code-dude-bro-hug-gif-15039924

[warm nacelle]

he was making the avengers with trump

[bitter niche]

https://tenor.com/view/alpha-wolf-sigma-male-gif-26562640

[safe folio]

Everytime I join this chat saying smth always get verbally attacked for 0 reason especially the ppl who under 2000

[warm nacelle]

Avengers age of 18

[chilly grail]

bro im legit climbing up i never lost a match so far

[leaden star]

https://tenor.com/view/red-panda-gif-14105238506505165605

[safe folio]

Uh good for you?

[chilly grail]

also im joking

[subtle thicket]

2215 elo rating btw in lichess

[safe folio]

Pfft💀

[warm nacelle]

i am 500 elo and your sacrfices are like me trying to ride a turtle on the coast of argentina trying to smuggle coke

[safe folio]

Why u a viet but so rude 😭 😔

[novel sundial]

Yea but who knows Simplechess.com

[chilly grail]

???

first of all WHAT DOES THAT MEAN LMAO

[vale vortex]

Hold my beer

[chilly grail]

also i was just kidding i dont actually mean it

[safe folio]

I thought viet ppl supposed to be respectful and nice😭 🙏

[subtle thicket]

🧔🏽‍♀️

[novel sundial]

Uh oh