💬〡chess-talk

[warped mango]

He is so chill

[fallen timber]

ah tysm

[chilly ingot]

must have strong legs 👏 do you go all the way down?

[warped mango]

BS

[hexed oracle]

yes

[lyric sandal]

nah they will trust

[chilly ingot]

dam

[lyric sandal]

pay up

[visual plover]

heck YEAH MAN keep it up, i recently bought a whole set to spam them at home, pull ups the GOAT 🐐

[chilly ingot]

i had to practice alot for it

[small jungle]

Vro got blessed by me or sum

[kindred crypt]

chat what's yall best physical set of chess board and pieces?

[hexed oracle]

it's a lot about ballance

[kindred crypt]

i don't have one btw. I will buy one soon

[chilly ingot]

W set
W pookiebear in background

[hexed oracle]

smth old fight between two countries chess set

[chilly ingot]

true it's like 30% balance

[visual plover]

Best dog ever fr 🗣️

[hexed oracle]

i love my science project

[kindred crypt]

chat im thinking about it..

[chilly ingot]

filet-o-human

[hexed oracle]

damn pretty cheap

[small jungle]

Why so expensive vro

[chilly ingot]

we both know ur too poor vro

[small jungle]

U could get giris course on najdorf for that

[lyric sandal]

will u have somone to play with though 💔

[hexed oracle]

the duality of man

[lyric sandal]

thats the expensive piece

[chilly ingot]

two shades of grey

[kindred crypt]

each piece is probably about $10 😹

[lyric sandal]

900000000$

[hexed oracle]

where can i buy

[kindred crypt]

yes. I will js go to the city square

[lyric sandal]

Lego is overpriced

[small jungle]

Two wolves inside u ahh

[hexed oracle]

and both are gay

[lyric sandal]

eyo

eyo

[chilly ingot]

i made Lego lions as a kid

out of like three or four blocks

[lyric sandal]

I made a car wash as a kid

[chilly ingot]

infinite money

[kindred crypt]

o there's a more expensive package for the same game set plus 2 books

[hexed oracle]

last time i played with lego I made a car shaped like a dih tgat had a motor in it so i could drive it woth remote ;-;

[tacit basin]

Am i getting banned

🙏

[grave sapphire]

Not unless you cheated

[kindred crypt]

brooo and is blitz. Teach me ur ways

[hexed oracle]

nah i had a 11 winstreak if i remember well

[chilly ingot]

guess her rapid

[visual plover]

books are kinda overrated ever since online courses became a thing, i feel a lot of books are outdated to the chess meta

[tacit basin]

And b4 that its 1 loss and 4 more wins

[kindred crypt]

PDF books can always be free, you just need to escape the matrix to find them

[unborn glade]

I stole every single legs piece from the lego bin and combined them into one super-leg man so that nobody else would have any pants to use the next time they looked through the lego bin.

[kindred crypt]

this was me yesterday...

[tacit basin]

🧠 idk blitz is too slow tho i usually don't play blitz

[small jungle]

There are modern books vro

[chilly ingot]

the goat learned a whole ahh langauge just so he could read a few books

[tacit basin]

I get bored

[hexed oracle]

how tf is ot slow ;-;

[grave sapphire]

Bored in blitz, you might be cooked

[unborn glade]

Dude had legs the size of buildings, couldn't exactly stand upright without help

[tacit basin]

I think its cuz i hasn't played blitz in a while so my elo went up accordingly

[hexed oracle]

just play hyperbullet at this point

[visual plover]

real i just get bored but if you can stomach it they are great

[tacit basin]

Ts so slow tho like ahhh i gotta think ??? Smh my head im tryna have fun not tryna think

[kindred crypt]

i kinda felt like my GM dreams were coming true

[small jungle]

Nah I can't I watch courses cause I'm too lazy

[unborn glade]

Legos without leg is just o

[tacit basin]

Nah normal bullet >> hyperbullet is too brainrot my name isn't andrew tang

[hexed oracle]

if u are searching for fun u playing the wrong game

[tacit basin]

Nuh uh bullet is fun

[kindred crypt]

should i play a game of bullet

[tacit basin]

Oh welp

[unborn glade]

but not tang sadly

[tacit basin]

Sadly

[grave sapphire]

Are you penguinimgm1?

[hexed oracle]

my name is Vlad

[unborn glade]

Nah

[idle oracle]

vlad k?

[chilly ingot]

andrew wsg

[visual plover]

Just play with 100% confidence you either become magnus carlsen or become 100 elo

[hexed oracle]

Micu Vlad-Bogdan

[tacit basin]

Typeshit bro

[chilly ingot]

"if there's an apple in a container, anything and everything that can happen will happen to that apple"

[tacit basin]

Just move all ur pieces forward and sac them all (you might become mikhail tal or go on a losing streak who knows)

[small jungle]

Vlad the implier

[unborn glade]

What about nothing?

[hexed oracle]

fk u, u know I Romanian ;-;

[torn maple]

I genuine play Nc6 😔

[tacit basin]

Nothing isn't something

[chilly ingot]

thats not a thing

[unborn glade]

Nothing wouldn't be a thing if it wasn't something

[lyric sandal]

blunder cuz u feel immortal

[inland garnet]

DUDE JUST PLAY THE CARO KAN, ATLEAST THE SICILIAN

[tacit basin]

It is a concept it isn't something that happens

[hexed oracle]

play KID or Caro

[tacit basin]

Y?

[unborn glade]

it is when something doesn't happen

[tacit basin]

Bro play Na6 ???

Smh Nc6 is beta energy

[visual plover]

Sacrifice the rook for no reason and call it a tactical advantage

[tacit basin]

No no, play Na6

[torn maple]

I was losing a lot with petroff 😭

[lone totem]

What is e4 Nc6 Nf3 d5 broski

[full cobalt]

y caro

[fiery sentinel]

"Strategic weakening of the kings defences"

[unborn glade]

It's very underrated for some reason at lower elos, I have no idea why

[inland garnet]

Caro is the best opening ever for black

[lone totem]

2.Nc6 exists yknow

[past junco]

rate my board 🔥

[full cobalt]

explain

[kindred crypt]

yippee! got destroyed in my first bullet game

[unborn glade]

That's an overstatement but it is underrated at low to mid elo

[fiery sentinel]

It's cute, 9/10

[visual plover]

like it, its unique

[hexed oracle]

fym U want him to play Penetration Opening: Passive Agresive Knight Variation?

[past junco]

my eyes hurt playing btw

[full cobalt]

first of all 2+1 isnt bullet and bullet is just terrible

[light elk]

hehehehaw

[lone totem]

10/10 pieces 2/10 colour

[kindred crypt]

it counted as bullet tho.. and yeah i agree. Is terrible 💀

[unborn glade]

I wonder if anyone has ever been killed by a chess piece repurposed into a bullet

[lone totem]

hehehehaw

[full cobalt]

probably not

[fiery sentinel]

Metal chess set that got melted down? It's probably happened

[full cobalt]

it would just blow up

[unborn glade]

I'm sure there's a chessboard out there where all the pieces are carved out of bullets, right? The problem is that a lot of bullets are lead..

[visual plover]

vsause gives my profile power

[molten fiber]

@modest spear gg

[modest spear]

gg

[fiery sentinel]

I'm pretty sure I've seen one, but yeah the bullets were defo not real

[oblique dagger]

Meow meow meow

[severe dock]

fwiw 2+1 is a great tc to ease your way into real bullet tc (1+0 and lower w/o increment). that being said, chesscom has too much lag for playing bullet these days

[oblique dagger]

Any cute gay femboy furry catboy meower~ wants to play ? >_< ;3 uwu

[severe dock]

especially if ur using the app

[fiery sentinel]

Gurl wut

[patent patrol]

@oblique dagger u joined my roblox chess game thing

[visual plover]

femboy counter today: 14

[full cobalt]

how would you even play on a board like that

[oblique dagger]

h- hewwo... hides face between paws and blushes cutely s- sowwy i'm newvous...

[oblique dagger]

How u knowww

[lyric sandal]

yup

[unborn glade]

Idea: a bullet designed to kill somebody by lead poisoning, rather than by piercing the body.

[patent patrol]

i was in the game

[oblique dagger]

User

[patent patrol]

i played yesterday the players there are genuinely good

[full cobalt]

you weird af ngl

[visual plover]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-discord-discord-anime-gif-24484180

[full cobalt]

1v1 roblox chess

[unborn glade]

Would it be extremely impractical and cruel? Yeah, but it would also be funny

[patent patrol]

i got crushed 0-5 by a 2000 fide turkish dude

[oblique dagger]

Sorry im freaky at night

[patent patrol]

my roblox user is ev_an

[fiery sentinel]

Maybe engrave letter on to the caps?

[visual plover]

https://tenor.com/view/schrift-yhwach-freaky-i-assign-you-gif-8356815670782213491

[storm rock]

does taking about a chess app called "take three times" gets you banned

[patent patrol]

taketaketake im pretty sure is made by chess.ciom

or at least partnered

but no ur chilling

ill hop on roblox chess lmk @full cobalt @oblique dagger

[kindred crypt]

What opening would Michael Jordan play..

[oblique dagger]

Im in highest elo lobby

[warm harbor]

make by magnus

[visual plover]

the bongcloud

[somber forge]

is there a channel that share creations
aka music/art

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/sinistro-gif-26858610

I'm back after 1 hour

[kindred crypt]

probably just 'general off topic chat'

[unborn glade]

Kadas opening

[storm rock]

take three times is owned by magnus no?

[potent gulch]

Never sending gigachad silly boykisser again after my 1 hour timeout 😨

[somber forge]

not sure

[oblique dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[fiery sentinel]

There are now two furries in the chat, I did not know this was a common thing
Cool

[potent gulch]

Watch out bro 😭

[patent patrol]

i dont see u

nvm now i do

[full cobalt]

not sure but if I had to guess it would be the art submissions channel

[potent gulch]

I lost the most nice part of the chat wich was when it turned gay off sudden but I was timeout so I couldn't join 😡

[potent gulch]

WHAT 💀

[potent gulch]

Wait was that the description?💀

[unborn glade]

I mean 1/8th of chess pieces are furries, and the chessboard can potentially be up to 5/8ths furry

[small jungle]

I got timed out for making a joke about selling your liver

[potent gulch]

Ohhhhh 😭

[somber forge]

where

[potent gulch]

I'm jealous, they didn't told me anything!!!! I just came here and I saw 1 hour timeout 💔

And my silly gigachad boykisser pic deleted

[hexed oracle]

the f are these timeouts

[fiery sentinel]

I think they're called knights bc they're supposed to be riding th- nvm

[somber forge]

where can I share my music guys

[small jungle]

I mean technically it is against the server rules

[molten fiber]

what is a liver ?

[hexed oracle]

I understand when they give it for this( img ) but for random shi?

[potent gulch]

Is sending gigachad silly boykisser against it too?🥺

[somber forge]

hey

where can I share my music

[molten fiber]

WILL SOMEONE TELL ME WHATS A LIVER

[small jungle]

Not chess related vro

[unborn glade]

Is it chess music? My sister once made a song about fairy chess pieces and it was awful

[somber lark]

a hero

[small jungle]

foie

[potent gulch]

Damn but how many non chess related people send and nothing happens sad 😢

[hexed oracle]

You can share it to your calculator by spinning in a circle jumping on a roach and then saying "I like dong"

[brisk panther]

@gritty vessel he already 5 pm for me

[somber forge]

no like which channel

[molten fiber]

sell their hero ?

[hexed oracle]

#1400-1599

[molten fiber]

Ohhh oka tthank you

[covert shuttle]

I never knew a server could have all the cool and nice people

[kindred crypt]

true, chat be talking about anything in chess chat 😹

[somber lark]

[somber forge]

no access

[small jungle]

Fr half the time this chat is about femboys

[hexed oracle]

too bad

[somber forge]

how to access it

[kindred crypt]

we are a lil obsessed with chess that's all

[unborn glade]

Why can't pawns be promoted into kings?

[hexed oracle]

I'ma go sleep cya lads

[molten fiber]

is the cat on your pfp your cat ?

[somber forge]

because it's supposed to be 1 king

[kindred crypt]

right ? Smh.. what they have against kings

[somber forge]

and king is the Real controller

[unborn glade]

Why can’t I have 2 kings?

[gritty vessel]

It's 4pm central in USA bro

[potent gulch]

Lol 😭

[somber forge]

break the border

[unborn glade]

I mean you can have multiple queens

[cerulean wharf]

https://www.chess.com/game/computer/400797749

[frosty peak]

Lopkchess (544) vs. the-rook-BOT (1800)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. c3 e6 3. d4 cxd4 4. cxd4 Nc6 5. Nf3 d5 6. Nc3 dxe4 7. Nxe4 e5 8. Be3 Bf5 9. Bd3 exd4 10. Nxd4 Bg6 11. Qa4 Nf6 12. Bg5 Bb4+ 13. Nc3 Qxd4 14. O-O Bxd3 15. Nb5 Qe5 16. f4 Qc5+ 17. Kh1 Bxb5 18. Rfe1+ Bxe1 19. Rxe1+ Kf8 20. Bxf6 Bxa4 21. Be7+ [Nxe7] 

[potent gulch]

You don't know how jealous I got when y'all started using Felix gifs and I couldn't join 💔🥺

[somber lark]

I do have a cat that exactly looks like this
no, this one can play chess 😭

[cerulean wharf]

omfg, i miss win... with 1 move

[unborn glade]

Also imagine how awesome it would be to force a stalemate by deliberately promoting your pawn into a king (because you can’t move kings into check). I’m sure there’s a position where this would be the only good move for white/black

[molten fiber]

what are you waiting to teach yours 😭

[potent gulch]

I stole your gif btw :3

https://tenor.com/view/felix-argyle-felix-re-zero-stop-stop-lying-stop-the-cap-gif-25563145

[small jungle]

Banned

[potent gulch]

NOOOOOO

[kindred crypt]

which one

[unborn glade]

Seriously what would be the harm in allowing players to promote pawns to kings?

[potent gulch]

I still in love with my shevinikov:3

[unborn glade]

Chess.com should allow it for like, 1 day of the year

[covert shuttle]

I like chess ♟️

[small jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1323751989896544269/1360984389722570772/caption.gif

[potent gulch]

The stop lying bro Felix one

[kindred crypt]

games would last 2 times longer

[unborn glade]

How? If you checkmate either king, you win. And you wouldn’t need to promote pawns to kings

[mint grove]

a blunder in a 87 accuracy

[kindred crypt]

who is felix 😭

[potent gulch]

I forgot to play f5😭💔

[potent gulch]

Shevinikov it's a very forcing opening UwU

[covert shuttle]

Guys I know chess and it's rules and i still can't beat a noob the doesn't know chess cuz I don't have time to think

[small jungle]

I get into sveshnikov pawn structure most of the time in najdorf

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/felix-argyle-felix-re-zero-stop-stop-lying-stop-the-cap-gif-25563145

[kindred crypt]

oh true.. But the thing is if there's 2 kings... You should checkmate both

[small jungle]

Except if they play Bg5 lines

[mint grove]

how unlucky

[kindred crypt]

you mean this?

[covert shuttle]

Guys I know chess and it's rules and i still can't beat a noob the doesn't know chess cuz I don't have time to think

[gritty vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/boysmell-felix-argyle-gif-26829323

[potent gulch]

Yeeee but mean they can play Alot things

[unborn glade]

Why? The game ends when white or black’s king is checkmated. Singular, not plural.

[mint grove]

dont play bullet

[potent gulch]

Not this but it's also cute:3

[potent gulch]

🔥

[small jungle]

I prefer scheveningen pawn structure

[kindred crypt]

nah but the rules would change once there's 2+ kings

[pallid pecan]

The better my rapid the worse my blitz

[storm rock]

The last pawn 😈

[potent gulch]

You're just jealous

[potent gulch]

Oh ngl idk this one 🥶 what's it

[kindred crypt]

our brains and muscle memory gets used to these 10 mins games

[kindred crypt]

this?

[covert shuttle]

What is bullet?

[kindred crypt]

1 minute games

[small jungle]

Basically pawns on e6 and d6

[covert shuttle]

What does bullet mean

[potent gulch]

Escape north Korea bro

[covert shuttle]

Ok

[unborn glade]

If anyone can think of one good reason that pawns shouldn’t be promotable to kings I’ll hear it out, but I’ve thought hard about it and I can’t think of a single one.

[mint grove]

no need to be

[storm rock]

I'm kim jong, why would I do that

[potent gulch]

Not him either :3 Felix!!! A catboy

[kindred crypt]

I mean but if u want to try it and have fun with it sure try bullet

[mint grove]

gfs are just to expensive

[storm rock]

????

[mint grove]

1 min matches meaning you only have 1 min to play

[molten fiber]

<@&745328830649991179>

[potent gulch]

Ohhh mb, I mean, uhhh, missiles !!!😨

[wide anvil]

Bruh what kind of human snitch that fast

[storm rock]

I think we have kenny's alt here

[covert shuttle]

I do

[kindred crypt]

I'm looking at my gif recents and i haven't sent a catboy 💀

[potent gulch]

Shevinikov goated bro

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/ferriss-felix-re-zero-peace-sign-smile-wink-gif-16636784

[cerulean wharf]

when add 30 sec matches

[molten fiber]

do that in dms not in a server with minors

[small jungle]

This basically

[covert shuttle]

Me likes femboys

[covert shuttle]

Hahahahaha

[potent gulch]

Ohhh like a timanov thing

[kindred crypt]

yeah no.. wrong person 😭 maybe u replied to the wrong msg on accident

[mint grove]

whats your favorite opening for white tho?

[potent gulch]

Ohhhh, did I?😭mb then lol

[covert shuttle]

What's chockey username

[small jungle]

Taimanov is just e6

[covert shuttle]

@flint heath

[potent gulch]

Ruy Lopez!!! And two knights variation of the caro kan

[lone totem]

any catgirl wanna play some checkers

[potent gulch]

Ohhhh I seeee

[kindred crypt]

yeah dw

[mint grove]

what abt london system?

[potent gulch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1404254466760380487/image0.gif

[small jungle]

Challenge nezhmetdinov vro

[kindred crypt]

London system is boring

[mint grove]

am i the only lover of london system

[lone totem]

Yes

[potent gulch]

Gothamchess is just right there

[tame magnet]

chat is diamond worth

[lone totem]

No jus use lichess

[potent gulch]

N-gets killed by chess.com mods yes :3

[tame magnet]

its confusing

[small jungle]

Nah just buy giris najdorf course

[storm rock]

@merver sods lichess promotion

[lone totem]

if you want free diamond, theres a secret trick called mod application

[tame magnet]

:3

[lone totem]

Free unlimited puzzles bro

[tame magnet]

im on ipad

[kindred crypt]

I use Lichess for unlimited puzzles. But you can try Chess.com premium if u want

[tame magnet]

ohhh

[mint grove]

i confess that lichess is better for puzzles

[small jungle]

Just use ct art vro much better puzzles

[tame magnet]

i wamt game amalysis tbh

[lone totem]

ye chesstempo is a fine shawty too

[kindred crypt]

''Lichess puzzles are confusing''

That's the point..

[potent gulch]

I use for studying everything, mainly for opening database:p very helpful, chessm.com puzzles are nicer imo tho, but yeah, lichess it's free :p

[tame magnet]

i can get diamond 1 year for £50

[fiery sentinel]

You can import your games to Lichess for that

[potent gulch]

Yeeeeee exactly they're more thinking I'd say

[unborn glade]

Better idea: make pawn promotion optional

[tame magnet]

no i mean the game analysis

[lone totem]

Lichess also has free computer review, just without the silly comments
Itll tell you inaccuracies and the correct lines

[small jungle]

Old af vro I always look at the comments and they're from like 2011

[tame magnet]

so the arrows are best moves

[lone totem]

Yes

[tame magnet]

right

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/agre-cat-nod-gif-22214510

[unborn glade]

If I want to walk my pawn back to where it came from, there’s no reason I shouldn’t be allowed to

[muted nacelle]

Best before and after image

[brisk panther]

Helping beginner and intermediate below 1800 for free

[potent gulch]

Ouchhh it happens

[potent gulch]

What about 1800s

[tame magnet]

im 250

[grand salmon]

Smells like bait

[potent gulch]

🥺

[brisk panther]

Because I'm too in rapid

[late violet]

Helping beginner and intermediate players above 2500

[potent gulch]

Awwww 😞

[muted nacelle]

He straight up resigned after I took his queen with a pawn

[mint grove]

for me it takes time to setup then attack

[lone totem]

Bro is not the thinker

[potent gulch]

Nice job finding it!!! That's how you improve ^^🔥

[unborn glade]

Just because it is doesn’t mean it isn’t a good idea

[kindred crypt]

W Jayden

[fleet dove]

because I said so

[lone totem]

Bro is so-socrates

[tame magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-handcuff-gif-15322921570781056285

💀

[potent gulch]

Noooooo gif perms 😞

[small jungle]

@lone totem vro I farmed some guy in rapid like 10-1 cause he didn't know deutz gambit theory😭

[tame magnet]

embed fail

[muted nacelle]

Thanks glad I'm improving I got a preseason chess match for Esports at my school today so practicing

[brisk panther]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHVsNnZza2tvb2lkOXJyOWJ3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tI0a0QzIRmzDShP23b/giphy.gif

[lone totem]

Bro deutz is getting kinda annoying, a 1300 forced a draw with me using it in moon league

[junior anchor]

Since that moment on i use beat up

[storm rock]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1416726694881919109/image0.gif

[small jungle]

Maybe he was a little too strong

[fleet dove]

all e4 gambits are boring draws

[lone totem]

Why did bro know 12 moves into deutz gambit

[potent gulch]

Onhhhh I see thatttt, you'll achieve your goals!! Hard work pays off!

[potent gulch]

I feel offended

[brisk panther]

Bro is crazy

[muted nacelle]

Thank you

[junior anchor]

King's gambit is not drawish

[potent gulch]

NOOO ANISSSSS

[lone totem]

I needed a 2-0 for a team draw, we lost cus of 1.5-0.5 by me 😭

[small jungle]

My najdorf opp didn't even know 13 moves of theory smh

[mint grove]

imagine your opponent blunders a queen then you blunder it back

[fleet dove]

you're right white loses more

[brisk panther]

Nah chill

[potent gulch]

Np buddy :p

[brisk panther]

Women fault

[junior anchor]

Let's assume Black's an idiot🥺

[small jungle]

Vro didn't know Nd5 sac theory smh

[junior anchor]

And white wins more

[potent gulch]

Nah too late, now I'm sueing you!!! You'll need to pay me 300 elo so I can be a 2100!!!

[small jungle]

Very weak

[mint grove]

caro kann or kings indian?

[tame magnet]

alr

[lone totem]

Kings indian

[tame magnet]

did it work

[brisk panther]

King indian

[small jungle]

They're against different openings

Also caro

[storm rock]

CARO

[tame magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-doakes-curious-suspicious-questioning-gif-14390669560130901665

[storm rock]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1415349708003475486/c6-d5.gif

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-chess-honest-reaction-gif-13306512492287271968

[mint grove]

which is the more acttacking opening?

[storm rock]

People who hate caro kann

[small jungle]

Najdorf

[potent gulch]

LOL 😭

[storm rock]

caro (trust)

[molten fiber]

I hate it

[brisk panther]

Welcome to the team

[lyric sandal]

no ts u irl bro

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/hans-niemann-hans-niemann-chess-popoff-gif-4521872281004881626

[molten fiber]

twin

[storm rock]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-chess-angry-gif-21494934

[tame magnet]

help me hit 1k elo fr

[brisk panther]

Send your game then

[lyric sandal]

sup jayden

[storm rock]

e4 c6
d4 d5
white resigns

[chilly ingot]

balls.

[potent gulch]

Yoooo now I trust you Dreax!! Welcome to the trusted roles

[storm rock]

balls.

[brisk panther]

Bro think is Hikaru wants to premove

[chilly ingot]

this is the latest I've ever said balls. it's 3:02 am...

[tame magnet]

[Event "?"]
[Site "Chess.com iPhone"]
[Date "????.??.??"]
[Round "?"]
[White "?"]
[Black "?"]
[Result "*"]
[FEN "rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR w KQkq - 0 1"]

1. d4 d5 2. e3 Nf6 3. g3 e6 4. b3 Bb4 5. c3 Bxc3 6. Nxc3 c6 7. a4 Rf8 8. f4 Qd6 9. Ba3 Qd7 10. Nge2 Na6 11. b4 Qd6 12. b5 Nb4 13. e4 Nxe4 14. Nxe4 dxe4 15. h4 e5 16. fxe5 Qd7 17. Bxb4 b6 18. bxc6 Qxc6 19. Rg1 Bb7 20. Bg2 Rc8 21. d5 Qc4 22. Rb1 Kd8 23. d6 Bc6 24. Nf4 e3 25. Bh3 b5 26. axb5 Bxb5 27. d7 Qe2 28. Nxe2 Bxe2 29. Qxe2 Kc7 30. Qxe3 Kb8 31. Qd3 a6 32. Bd6 Ka8 33. Rb7 Kxb7 34. Qb3 Kc6 35. Bxf8 Kc7 36. dxc8=Q# {*}

[chilly ingot]

am i cooked

[potent gulch]

That's why caro kan is bad

[tame magnet]

thank youu

[novel marsh]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/143165758106/analysis?move=66

i almost threw

[potent gulch]

Np :p 🔥

[frosty peak]

ODTMauser (531) vs. bullit8787 (516)

Move List

1. c4 d5 2. cxd5 Qxd5 3. Nc3 Qc6 4. e4 e5 5. g3 Nf6 6. Bg2 Nbd7 7. Qe2 Nc5 8. Nf3 Bg4 9. h3 Ncxe4 10. O-O Nxd2 11. Bxd2 Bb4 12. Qxe5+ Be6 13. Nd4 Qd6 14. Qe3 O-O-O 15. Ncb5 Qc5 16. Bxb7+ Kxb7 17. Bxb4 Qxb4 18. Qf3+ Nd5 19. a3 Qc4 20. Nxc7 Bxh3 21. Rfc1 Qxd4 22. Qxf7 Kb6 23. Ne6 Qf6 24. Qh5 Qxe6 25. Rd1 Nf6 26. Qg5 Rhf8 27. Rac1 Rxd1+ 28. Rxd1 Bg4 29. Rc1 Bf3 30. Qc5+ Ka6 31. b4 Ne4 32. Qa5+ Kb7 33. Rc7+ Kb8 34. Qxa7# 

[junior anchor]

Yes quit pokemons

[storm rock]

Why is 67 more popular than 69

[chilly ingot]

moddddd ridaaaaaa

[junior anchor]

Why 68 no fame

[storm rock]

cus 789 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[chilly ingot]

67 makes me cringe

[tame magnet]

Check out this #chess game: salmedsamil vs itzdd1234 - https://www.chess.com/game/live/143165769326

[mint grove]

2:34 am here

[chilly ingot]

but I like the edit and shi but I still don't like it but like idk

[frosty peak]

salmedsamil (358) vs. itzdd1234 (300)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. e3 Nf6 3. g3 e6 4. b3 Bb4+ 5. c3 Bxc3+ 6. Nxc3 c6 7. a4 Rf8 8. f4 Qd6 9. Ba3 Qd7 10. Nge2 Na6 11. b4 Qd6 12. b5 Nb4 13. e4 Nxe4 14. Nxe4 dxe4 15. h4 e5 16. fxe5 Qd7 17. Bxb4 b6 18. bxc6 Qxc6 19. Rg1 Bb7 20. Bg2 Rc8 21. d5 Qc4 22. Rb1 Kd8 23. d6 Bc6 24. Nf4 e3 25. Bh3 b5 26. axb5 Bxb5 27. d7 Qe2+ 28. Nxe2 Bxe2 29. Qxe2 Kc7 30. Qxe3 Kb8 31. Qd3 a6 32. Bd6+ Ka8 33. Rb7 Kxb7 34. Qb3+ Kc6 35. Bxf8 Kc7 36. dxc8=Q# 

[junior anchor]

I am so happy totya exchanges 67

[tame magnet]

@brisk panther

[brisk panther]

Before I analyze who won?

[novel marsh]

genius comeback from me almost throwing a winning position lesss goooo

[junior anchor]

Oh new counting

[still fox]

I'ma quit chess oml

[storm rock]

me at 3am waiting for something fun to happen in chat

[kindred crypt]

js watched this video.. sht is crazy 💀

[tame magnet]

him

[brisk panther]

500 core

[brisk panther]

Ok

[oblique dagger]

Wow gd player

[tame magnet]

im ass 😭

[novel marsh]

this game is much better @brisk panther (i won btw and im mauser)

[tame magnet]

im based fr

[chilly ingot]

💀

[oblique dagger]

How many femboys did u count ;3

[storm rock]

he's 1000 rapid bro I just checked

[oblique dagger]

Whats ur hardest

[brisk panther]

Did is indian?

[still fox]

https://www.chess.com/live/game/143165479250

[novel marsh]

four hunnet fitty

[tame magnet]

tidal wave

[frosty peak]

coolbrotha60 (1097) vs. hellokittyxs (1084)

Move List

1. e4 c6 2. d4 d5 3. e5 g6 4. h3 Bg7 5. Nf3 b6 6. a4 [Bb7] 7. Be2 e6 8. c3 Ne7 9. Bg5 O-O 10. O-O c5 11. dxc5 bxc5 12. Na3 Nbc6 13. Bf4 f6 14. exf6 Bxf6 15. Nb5 e5 16. Bg3 a6 17. Na3 Nf5 18. Bh2 d4 19. cxd4 cxd4 20. Nc4 e4 21. Ne1 d3 22. Bg4 Nh6 23. Nd6 Be5 24. Bxe5 Nxe5 25. Nxb7 Qc7 26. Qb3+ Kh8 27. Be6 Rab8 28. Bd5 Rf5 29. Bxe4 Rg5 30. h4 Rg4 31. f3 Rxh4 32. Nxd3 Neg4 33. fxg4 Nxg4 34. Nf4 g5 35. Qg3 Rxb7 36. Bxb7 Qc5+ 37. Rf2 Qb6 38. Bf3 Qh6 39. Nh3 Nxf2 40. Kxf2 Qb6+ 41. Kf1 Qxb2 42. Re1 h6 43. Qe5+ Qxe5 44. Rxe5 Rxa4 45. Re8+ 

[oblique dagger]

Any cute gay femboy furry catboy meower~ wants to play ? >_< ;3 uwu

[tame magnet]

huh

[potent gulch]

Black to move and win :3 who finds it wins a cookie

[oblique dagger]

Alr not funny

[brisk panther]

If yes you have no chance

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> NM Asish Panda (subham777)

This is the Chess.com profile of subham777. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: NM Asish Panda (subham777)
Title: National Master
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: True
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2485 (2492 peak)
Blitz: 2760 (2971 peak)
Bullet: 2873 (2895 peak)

[chilly ingot]

qxg4

[brisk panther]

Nah to much

[tame magnet]

i dont know what you mean lol

[storm rock]

Any cute single female catgirl meower~ wants to play ? >_< ;3 uwu

[tame magnet]

im deadass

[potent gulch]

Hxg4

[storm rock]

most reacted message probably in this chat

[brisk panther]

Send it on dm the bot is bugging actually

[chilly ingot]

ion wanna work my brain too hard

u said find correct move,not moves

[bright quail]

yo anyone free to play?

[potent gulch]

Why qxg4 then 😭you must know the follow up lol

[potent gulch]

Nahhhh bro don't escape the puzzle!!! 😡 Solve it

[chilly ingot]

cuz I saw in levy video lol

[potent gulch]

Oh really?!!!! Where???? Whenm

[chilly ingot]

it's 3:08 am bro

[chilly ingot]

secret

[potent gulch]

Awwwww:(

[tame magnet]

jarvis skull this user

[uneven plover]

This is from a game. I’ve seen it before.

[potent gulch]

I've found this on zig book, goated book btw

[balmy python]

[chilly ingot]

avg chess talk

[tame magnet]

fr

[storm rock]

even more

[chilly ingot]

WAIT, 69!

[potent gulch]

No, get off!!! With this 67

[chilly ingot]

i said 69

[junior anchor]

That was so unnecessary

[potent gulch]

Sorry it's my PTSD 😞

[chilly ingot]

ikr bro

[potent gulch]

💀

[brisk panther]

When the oponnent don't give up

[junior anchor]

I play white

[chilly ingot]

456 SEVEN

[potent gulch]

I see a 6 I see a number in front of it...I remember the 67 I fear this

[potent gulch]

Omg!!!! 😭 Pain

[chilly ingot]

lmao

@oblique dagger take the ss

[junior anchor]

My friend had bad stalemate

[potent gulch]

He doesn't know how to have fun bro 😞

[keen hearth]

Got cursed out in french the moment i did this move lol

[novel marsh]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/143165758106/analysis?move=66

[frosty peak]

ODTMauser (531) vs. bullit8787 (516)

Move List

1. c4 d5 2. cxd5 Qxd5 3. Nc3 Qc6 4. e4 e5 5. g3 Nf6 6. Bg2 Nbd7 7. Qe2 Nc5 8. Nf3 Bg4 9. h3 Ncxe4 10. O-O Nxd2 11. Bxd2 Bb4 12. Qxe5+ Be6 13. Nd4 Qd6 14. Qe3 O-O-O 15. Ncb5 Qc5 16. Bxb7+ Kxb7 17. Bxb4 Qxb4 18. Qf3+ Nd5 19. a3 Qc4 20. Nxc7 Bxh3 21. Rfc1 Qxd4 22. Qxf7 Kb6 23. Ne6 Qf6 24. Qh5 Qxe6 25. Rd1 Nf6 26. Qg5 Rhf8 27. Rac1 Rxd1+ 28. Rxd1 Bg4 29. Rc1 Bf3 30. Qc5+ Ka6 31. b4 Ne4 32. Qa5+ Kb7 33. Rc7+ Kb8 34. Qxa7# 

[novel marsh]

take a look at this game

im so lucky i didnt lose lol

or am i genius?

im odtmauser btw

[chilly ingot]

counting femboys is crazy

[storm rock]

The rivarly in reactions

[potent gulch]

New most reacted text?

[brisk panther]

Yeah

[junior anchor]

Stop spamming

[novel marsh]

check the game jayden https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/143165758106/analysis?move=66

[frosty peak]

ODTMauser (531) vs. bullit8787 (516)

Move List

1. c4 d5 2. cxd5 Qxd5 3. Nc3 Qc6 4. e4 e5 5. g3 Nf6 6. Bg2 Nbd7 7. Qe2 Nc5 8. Nf3 Bg4 9. h3 Ncxe4 10. O-O Nxd2 11. Bxd2 Bb4 12. Qxe5+ Be6 13. Nd4 Qd6 14. Qe3 O-O-O 15. Ncb5 Qc5 16. Bxb7+ Kxb7 17. Bxb4 Qxb4 18. Qf3+ Nd5 19. a3 Qc4 20. Nxc7 Bxh3 21. Rfc1 Qxd4 22. Qxf7 Kb6 23. Ne6 Qf6 24. Qh5 Qxe6 25. Rd1 Nf6 26. Qg5 Rhf8 27. Rac1 Rxd1+ 28. Rxd1 Bg4 29. Rc1 Bf3 30. Qc5+ Ka6 31. b4 Ne4 32. Qa5+ Kb7 33. Rc7+ Kb8 34. Qxa7# 

[chilly ingot]

nooo ruined the pregnent at second

[junior anchor]

Not only message spamming but reaction spamming too

[molten fiber]

y'all are so weird go sleep

[brisk panther]

You are black or white?

[novel marsh]

white

[brisk panther]

Nah we are not

[brisk panther]

My goat playing the English good

[novel marsh]

yis

[oblique dagger]

IM TOO UWU

[molten fiber]

yes u are

[junior anchor]

English and goat in same sentence💔

[potent gulch]

Good boy, playing the English opening:3

[keen hearth]

Mbappe the Goat

French Goat

[brisk panther]

Me?

[chilly ingot]

I shall go now. @potent gulch keep up the chain and send me ss tmr k?

[oblique dagger]

w<

[keen hearth]

Just played a french player, he told me this

[uneven plover]

The offsides goat maybe.

[brisk panther]

Better than yamal

[chilly ingot]

baguatte

[potent gulch]

What ss?😭gn bro slee well:3

[keen hearth]

Yamal overhyped

[brisk panther]

He to fast that's why

[molten fiber]

tell him " c toi ta mère la grosse salop"

[chilly ingot]

ss of the final reaction thingi

[junior anchor]

Tschuss bro😭

[potent gulch]

Ahhhh yeee dw

[chilly ingot]

ty

[safe folio]

My gf took my out to dinner :>

[potent gulch]

U def got your peakest reaction ever

[oblique dagger]

Took what

[uneven plover]

You misspelled mentally weak. He gets impatient.

[chilly ingot]

did the Indian guy get muted

[molten fiber]

this is legitimate defense

[safe folio]

Wdym

[junior anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-stockfish-gif-3817030354719677377

[potent gulch]

We're gay bro

[storm rock]

no

[brisk panther]

Bro you always yapping about your girlfriend

[safe folio]

Apro why u using images online for pfp

[junior anchor]

Stop spamming deng

[chilly ingot]

then react

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/hans-niemann-niemann-chess-your-move-gif-155189917348679390

[storm rock]

its 320am and I dont have enough energy to keep reacting

[safe folio]

Cause I love her :>

[chilly ingot]

on it

[junior anchor]

A4

[chilly ingot]

aw ok

[potent gulch]

Tf is images online 😭

[keen hearth]

Let him brag about his girlfriend.

[potent gulch]

A4 a5 checkmate 😎

[storm rock]

its 3am, time to gon to this and sleep

[safe folio]

Gng I know that ain u in the pfp

[junior anchor]

No i checkmate you

[chilly ingot]

bills cannot be that high

[keen hearth]

People in their first relationships need to brag.

[molten fiber]

it's almost midnight

[storm rock]

yeah

[keen hearth]

Man looks like Gordan Ramsey.

[molten fiber]

me sleepering

[brisk panther]

@novel marsh how you miss that

[oblique dagger]

Guys im the 3400

[safe folio]

Not my first but this is the one that treat me the best

[molten fiber]

goodnight weirdos

[potent gulch]

What if 🙁

[storm rock]

gn

[brisk panther]

I'm not

[potent gulch]

Gn cute

[loud dome]

100 percentile can't exist

[novel marsh]

ik im stupid

[junior anchor]

CHECKMATE

[molten fiber]

bn weirdo lol

[novel marsh]

lol

[novel marsh]

game was insane anyways

[keen hearth]

Treat you best or treats you how you deserve?

[molten fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1411858164042694809/1411861515241390171/IMG_3126.gif

[brisk panther]

The next will be a rapid. Agree?

[oblique dagger]

[potent gulch]

I love that ss Lol

[void wraith]

i beat an nm in bullet lol

i was dead lost but they were slow-

[chilly ingot]

bro who got 3400 RAPID anyways???

[safe folio]

Hmm why not both :>

[potent gulch]

Yoooo hey there Scipio how's the elo grind goin

[molten fiber]

no 🐼

[safe folio]

Apro bro just lowk use ur face as ur pfp

[molten fiber]

blitz

[loud dome]

https://www.chess.com/member/welovetrump3

[junior anchor]

Why you leakin my classmates

[potent gulch]

Me?

[chilly ingot]

what the hell

[safe folio]

Yes u

[chilly ingot]

who is he

[loud dome]

Going great. Reached 2100 rapid recently and now going for 2k blitz. Hbu?

[safe folio]

Wrong ping mb

[brisk panther]

Time to retire @novel marsh just kidding just takes the pieces who you're oponnent give you and train tactics

[potent gulch]

I'm not smart

[molten fiber]

your classmate is a weirdo

[junior anchor]

He is not it's just archetype of teenager in my country

[brisk panther]

Get rejecting by girl on discord

[junior anchor]

They all look the same

[novel marsh]

dude ask mario we did puzzles and i got to 2800 puzzles on his stream

[novel marsh]

tactics dont do shit for me lol

[oblique dagger]

😳 😳

[potent gulch]

Yoooo peak 🔥 I've been stuck for a while at the 1800s lol, but finally today I reached a new peakk 1850

[molten fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-dr-pepper-get-real-get-real-meme-get-real-lol-obtain-realism-gif-566518495458360542

[pine storm]

i got 1700 in fide

[novel marsh]

i dont see em in game

[oblique dagger]

True

[brisk panther]

Then how you miss the pin and the free bishop

[molten fiber]

who told you I'm a girl 💔

[potent gulch]

I deslikes it, it didn't became a real doctor 😡

[oblique dagger]

Femboy

[novel marsh]

here i also had this

[tame magnet]

friendly fire

[junior anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/get-fake-funny-dank-meme-swag-ambient-gif-19451043

[brisk panther]

Even better

[novel marsh]

for m8

[molten fiber]

nOT this too

[safe folio]

Lowk I’m just a F-14 tomcat bruh

[junior anchor]

Guys

[molten fiber]

well then get unfake ❤️‍🩹

[brisk panther]

You are chessboard then?

[junior anchor]

Why assume someone's a girl

[potent gulch]

🫃

[junior anchor]

Or a boy

When you can just assume everyone's a femboy and then figure it out

[potent gulch]

We judge by their pfp!!!! Rarrrrw

[novel marsh]

after move 17 i had this m8 that i see rn but didnt see in the game

[tame magnet]

alrightttttt

chill

[molten fiber]

i'm going to sleep too 😹

[tame magnet]

sleep well

[molten fiber]

i will get cancelled

[molten fiber]

thanks you too

[tame magnet]

ty

[junior anchor]

I draw arrows too bro

[tame magnet]

dawg

[potent gulch]

A cat!?!

[brisk panther]

Dream about me beating you the next time

[junior anchor]

Yup

[tame magnet]

why could you possibly be calculating

[potent gulch]

Cute 🔥

[tame magnet]

real

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/kinda-cringe-dead-chat-meme-cat-gif-21363146

[brisk panther]

Nah we still here

[tame magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/xafer-catmeme-meme-cat-soldiarcat-gif-4196924155144969562

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/356822041791430668/1415811295034474627/image0.gif

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/battle-cat-air-cat-pilot-cat-cat-war-cat-gif-9888863539466296855

[tame magnet]

fr

[plucky delta]

ai slop :(

[potent gulch]

🙁

[tame magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/iron-man-jarvis-remove-his-balls-gif-24586239

[hoary edge]

https://tenor.com/view/pigeon-lebron-james-meme-funny-gif-3425517799009042574

Its hard out here for birda n1gga

[tame magnet]

okay bro

[hoary edge]

One day he will fly

[plucky delta]

what has the world come to

[tame magnet]

holy

[brisk panther]

[tame magnet]

W

[novel marsh]

ye i had that but didnt see it

[tame magnet]

have you got diamond

[novel marsh]

no

[tame magnet]

hmmm

idk if its worth

wait

[brisk panther]

Me analyzing my game with myself first

[tame magnet]

u use linux your based asf

[novel marsh]

nyarch all the way

[tame magnet]

cheat code

[tame magnet]

i use arch btw

[novel marsh]

(jk i use standard arch most of the time)

[tame magnet]

me too twin

[brisk panther]

Yeah high elo can understand they mistakes

[tame magnet]

commom sense tbh

[brisk panther]

Analyze master game can help too

[sturdy sparrow]

how did i do?(im white): 1. e4 h5 2. Nf3 e6 3. d4 f6 4. c4 a6 5. c5 d6 6. Qc2 b6 7. cxb6 cxb6 8. Be3 b5
9. h3 d5 10. Bc1 dxe4 11. Nfd2 Bb4 12. Qxe4 Bb7 13. Qxb7 Qd5 14. Qb6 e5 15. Nc3
exd4 16. Nxd5 Bxd2+ 17. Bxd2 Ne7 18. Nxe7 Kxe7 19. Qb7+ Nd7 20. a4 Rhb8 21. Qe4+
Ne5 22. axb5 g6 23. bxa6 f5 24. Bb4+ Ke6 25. Bc4+ Kf6 26. Qd5 Rd8 27. Qc5 d3 28.
Qe7# 1-0

[novel marsh]

then theres this game vs a 1900 i was winning, but my internet went out

www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/142623210704/review

[frosty peak]

Last-Frontier (1934) vs. ODTMauser (422)

Move List

1. e4 c6 2. Nc3 d5 3. d4 f6 4. f4 e6 5. Nf3 Bd6 6. e5 fxe5 7. fxe5 Bb4 8. Bd3 Ne7 9. O-O O-O 10. Ne2 Nd7 11. c3 Ba5 12. Nf4 Qe8 13. Nxe6 Nxe5 14. Nxe5 Bxe6 15. Bd2 Bf5 16. Rxf5 Nxf5 17. Qg4 g6 18. Re1 Qc8 19. Qg5 

[brisk panther]

I make draw against 1900 lastly 92% of précision both

[tame magnet]

right

[brisk panther]

You need to analyze this game a lot then

[kindred crypt]

me waiting for an update that fixes the app closing out of nowhere..

[novel marsh]

hmmmmm i see no issues that i had besides internet dc

[keen hearth]

We got Chess.com on the App store before GTA6

[indigo thunder]

if anyone needs high level coaching for a cheap price send me a dm

[keen hearth]

What is the usual price for coachs?

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> odtmauser

This is the Chess.com profile of odtmauser. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 531 (977 peak)
Blitz: 453 (538 peak)
Bullet: 287 (418 peak)

[novel marsh]

ok he is legit

idk how many ppl join this server to post those ads and then are gm with 8 games played

[oblique dagger]

Im def not a femboy

[novel marsh]

where they just stockfished to 2400

[tame magnet]

im im a 30 min game rn

[novel marsh]

mind if i play you in a 3 min rq

[zealous plaza]

Hello

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> titlmaster

This is the Chess.com profile of titlmaster. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1866 (1950 peak)
Blitz: 2222 (peak)
Bullet: 2224 (peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> tarmonopee

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2365 (2403 peak)
Blitz: 2507 (2547 peak)
Bullet: 2407 (peak)

[winter grove]

I am never playing more than one rapid game at the same ttime ever again ;-;

[static citrus]

the meta is to play likee 5 at a time

than it feels like blitz

[winter grove]

It's what it would mean if it wasn't the best chess computer in the world and could blunder

[tacit basin]

Noo lmao eval is based on BEST moves not blunders

[winter grove]

I won all three but one was by time and two were resignation

[brittle notch]

a win is a win

[winter grove]

Correct I said if stockfish COULD blunder it could exploit the positional errors in the position

But stockfish finds all of the moves to make sure there's nothing TO exploit

[tacit basin]

No eval isn't based on blunders lmao, its not based on an opponent that can blunder

[loud dome]

Of course Stockfish can blunder lol

[glacial locust]

Legendary match

[winter grove]

Are we talking about the moves or the evaluation itself, sorry it's been like an hour since we started this convo

[tacit basin]

Both ? I'm saying eval isn't matching the moves, eval says its winning but in practice it seems to be a draw

[winter grove]

Butt wiper vs big ass latina

[winter grove]

Mmmm mb

[glacial locust]

Will she get wiped?

[winter grove]

Guess we'll find out

[silk gorge]

Haiii

[winter quest]

https://tenor.com/view/tung-tung-tung-tung-sahur-tung-tung-sahur-italian-brainrot-brainrot-brainrot-meme-gif-5011882549640253518

[kindred crypt]

extremely unfunny

[balmy python]

extremely funny

[glass tartan]

Chess is like a ugly X Gilfriend with no benefits

[winter quest]

Especially if you get their names tattooed on you and then crossed out then get back with them

[unborn glade]

Is this a real thing? If so, why was the rule revoked?

[kindred crypt]

Chess + Checkers.. = ?

[mint adder]

LMAO

[tame magnet]

what do the arrows mean

[unborn glade]

They are suggestions

[tame magnet]

oh

[unborn glade]

Like “hey this is your best move, and this is black’s best response”

[tame magnet]

good to know

[unique tree]

did you know that bishop spelled backwords is pohsib, which is funny because until ive had my bishop i dont give pohsib

[visual plover]

chess is lowkey the perfect game

[tawdry mango]

@visual plovermythical zax spotting

[novel marsh]

? i dont get the 2nd half whats pohsib supposed to mean here

[visual plover]

Brick?! man seeing people i remember is the actual mythical spotting

[unique tree]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-underpants-melvin-sneedly-whats-so-funny-i-dont-get-it-whats-funny-gif-4449423806163006177

[frosty peak]

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[visual plover]

to send gifs connect discord

[unique tree]

i tried

it says its connected

[visual plover]

does it not work?

[unique tree]

but its not

[magic shard]

bro thinks he's zax

[nimble arch]

you also need trusted

I think

wait no connection should be fine

[visual plover]

ngl all servers are trash everyone is either cringe or just boring, i keep coming back here

[mint adder]

people talking about Gukesh's falloff but not Levon LMAO

[tame magnet]

nah

[nimble arch]

ur just not connected

[mint adder]

What happened to bro

[magic shard]

lol

[visual plover]

have you played silksong yeT?

https://tenor.com/view/silksong-hollow-knight-hornet-shaw-hollow-knight-silksong-gif-13205433055363544945

[magic shard]

I don't have time 💀

[visual plover]

what taking the time?

[muted nacelle]

Why did bro resign?

[grand salmon]

this is why you have to delete discord

[magic shard]

personal priorities and then when I have free time I usually do chess, drawing, or 3d animation in blender

[visual plover]

everyday this gets more real, but this is the only good server so not for now

[small jungle]

Levon is like 40 vro

[visual plover]

imagine having a life

[grand salmon]

Idk bro had mate in 2

Actually probably not

But still a very good position

[versed spoke]

Hey guys IAM looking forward to play a 10min Casual rapid match against high rated players

[visual plover]

he got a lego chess package

[versed spoke]

Anyone want to play?

[static citrus]

he felt intimidated by your intelect

[mint adder]

He just won like two tournaments and then falls off in classical

[small jungle]

Still he's like ancient and shi

[mint adder]

ancient ☠️

peak english brother

[small jungle]

Vros so old he still remembers tal

[vale vortex]

what makes you think high rated players want to play you though :/

[random fractal]

aye bruh

what the frick bruh

[fresh oriole]

Stop using skull emojis

It's annoying ngl

[random fractal]

ngl icl on skibidi

on foenem grave

[fresh oriole]

Dude just no

[versed spoke]

I didn't say that they want to but I asked if someone would love to so he can help me to improve

[fresh oriole]

Omar is 100 elo

Lol

[versed spoke]

And that would be awesome if you can play against me

[vale vortex]

sorry im not really interested

[uneven plover]

I'll play you just to annoy Markus's elitist ass.

On lichess though. No negotiations.

[versed spoke]

Kk

Tysm

[young swan]

Hi

[versed spoke]

My user is culpfun1

[pine scarab]

what did he even do bro

[round otter]

anyone wants to play chess

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> eleftheria i thanatos (venizelossupremacy)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 213 (992 peak)
Blitz: 100
Bullet: 191 (272 peak)

[small jungle]

He's a businessman vro

[uneven plover]

On lichess?

[pine scarab]

that sounds so aggro for nothing

[vale vortex]

nothing? it's quite common question and often those guys just dont get an answer and they dont know why

[young swan]

Omg Markus is here

[vale vortex]

its even in FAQ section

[versed spoke]

Oh lichess!?

[young swan]

Markus are you proud of me

[uneven plover]

You fell hard.

[versed spoke]

Darkculpfun on lichess

[uneven plover]

What time control?

[young swan]

How are you, good sir

[versed spoke]

10min

[vale vortex]

for what

[young swan]

For being a chesscoach

[uneven plover]

Worse, now that you're here.

[young swan]

Me too sir enlighten me

[brisk panther]

Who ping me?

[young swan]

@rose hamlet are you the guy who says "chess, more like bless"

[brisk panther]

I can't found the message

[rose hamlet]

I am

though I died of boredom

[silk gorge]

@rose hamlet send cat pics

[young swan]

Mhm

[mint adder]

Chess, more like bless

[silk gorge]

More like cheese

[mint adder]

<@&745328830649991179>

[silk gorge]

Omg more

[rose hamlet]

Chess, more like bless

[mint adder]

@halcyon blaze yo what niche is it

I'm tryna get some money too

[young swan]

@halcyon blaze wrong place to talk abt it

[silk gorge]

Just sell your feets

[silk gorge]

OMG

Gentleman

[brisk panther]

Bro after pinging mods

[young swan]

Now send me feet pics

[rose hamlet]

he's cute

[magic shard]

chess more like psychoanalytic process

[silk gorge]

@rose hamlet my cato

[cosmic lark]

I think I'm on the wrong server 🙂

[rose hamlet]

so peaceful

[magic shard]

you're in the right server
everyone else is in the wrong server

[silk gorge]

Connect your account

Before talking

[rose hamlet]

socks is all you get

[young swan]

Stop SKULLING me I only asked for feetpics not craniums

[silk gorge]

Send socks

[cosmic lark]

How exactly?

[rose hamlet]

done

[silk gorge]

Use/connect (say i'm a furry first)

[cosmic lark]

Ay yo 😂

[silk gorge]

CRAZY PINK SOCKS

[young swan]

What if I use /connect and say I'm a donkey. Will it show me as a donkey?

[magic shard]

this server is full of genius

[rose hamlet]

I don't possess such thing

[young swan]

Because i personally love donkeys

[silk gorge]

Same they're underrated

[mint adder]

here you go

[silk gorge]

And smart animals

[rose hamlet]

so majestic

[young swan]

This message should be pinned

[rose hamlet]

nah he/she going for that casual wear, so cool!!!

[young swan]

Me go eat bye

[magic shard]

eventually one day you're all getting yourselves cooked

[young swan]

Y'all behave like good donkeys for me, k?

[silk gorge]

Me sad now

[silk gorge]

A good donkey is a slave

[rose hamlet]

Me no sleep for 26 hours

[silk gorge]

Donkys should rebel

[young swan]

Oh and for the nerds who say its off-topic, the polish opening is better.

[silk gorge]

Polish femboys>

[young swan]

Yes, we are all slaves in this dictatorship

[magic shard]

don't let korisuka see this message

[silk gorge]

84 like 1984 btw

[young swan]

Who is this korisuka

[magic shard]

delete discord buddy

[young swan]

YAY FEET PIC!!

[silk gorge]

@lost plover

[young swan]

Did somebody ss that?

[silk gorge]

I wish i did

[young swan]

Bucharest you are our savior we must make this a meme

[static citrus]

i will go0n to that tonight

[silk gorge]

Wow

[silk gorge]

Can't say relatable

[cosmic lark]

Is it really a chess server I'm confused 🙂

[silk gorge]

I prefer ankle's

[static citrus]

when i bust it i will be thinking of you

[uneven plover]

gg.

[silk gorge]

❤️‍🩹

[magic shard]

yeah they're just being stupid

[static citrus]

yea sweetpea , i like you just like that . vulnerable and fragile

you can call me big terry

[versed spoke]

Gg and tysm for this opportunity

[grave hamlet]

Can anyone here explain pianissimo

[silk gorge]

Big terry is CRAZY

[silk gorge]

It's engine line memorize them and shut up. Just take the center in the best way

[grave hamlet]

Memorizing engine lines alone isn’t enough

[silk gorge]

It is for the opening part

[grave hamlet]

The changes in which order the moves happen past turn 5 gets confusing to memorize without fully understanding it tbh

[rose hamlet]

not only memorize engine lines, but know how to play against all playstyles, whether engine inspired or not

[idle oracle]

anis help I’m stuck 2100

[uneven plover]

You're welcome.

[static citrus]

engine line , after this how do you play as black, you have o.5 advantage

[grave hamlet]

Ofc that’s why I was asking someone to explain pianissimo to me, I’ve been trying google but it’s such a varied opening it’s hard to grasp

[uneven plover]

Have you considered not playing the Accelerated Dragon?

[static citrus]

No.

[static citrus]

it s the funniest sicilian

[uneven plover]

That's on you then.

[rose hamlet]

that's why most chess hard try-ers play d4 as white since it's easier to memorize the openings, though idk much openings myself

[static citrus]

i mean, i have a 50% winrate with this opening so im gucci

[grave hamlet]

I had an easier time learning the ideas of evans gambit and like two knights attack variations than this

[covert shuttle]

What does retared mean

Restarting?

🔘

[grave hamlet]

Like I can tell I’m doing something wrong by midgame but it’s hard to pinpoint where I truly went wrong with this opening and it’s sequences

[covert shuttle]

Ok

[magic shard]

yeah because pianissimo has a lot of piece maneuvering
want to show one of your games as an example so I can try to help

[grave hamlet]

Sure let me find a losing one where opponent also played decently

[mint adder]

fck lichess

[magic shard]

@tranquil sinew can tell you all about it

[grave hamlet]

It’s hard to find a game